Thread for the discussion of Honkai Impact 3rdREAD THIS BEFORE ASKING ANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT'S MOST LIKELY HEREhttps://rentry.org/vffr2https://rentry.org/hi3newbieguidehttps://rentry.org/hi3newbieresourceshttps://rentry.org/hi3resourceshttps://rentry.org/ElfSkillUpgrades>Story guide for newcomershttps://hoyostans.be/explore/honkai-impact-3rd/consumers-guide-hi3>Shattered Swords VNhttps://youtube.com/channel/UCyeHz1CGgJkXJd-c7lw_RiQ>Latest CN supply, event, abyss, and MA cycles:https://marisaimpact.com/calendar85>v8.5 A Lightful Lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36HCgrzsw2o >Elysia's New S-rank Battlesuit "Hi Love Elf" Previewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqMmUk69BVA >S-rank Battlesuit "Hi Love Elf" Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtRQGDnLybQ > Hi Love Elf Tutorial Videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXzCuvAJLps Raiden Mei's Genocide Battlesuit EditionPrevious: >>549341346
>>549929935>no exposed right kneeWhy? I need it on my face.
Leylah is just like me...
>>549930126Patience, Kianners
Teasing Mei's clit with my tongue and then sucking and slurping on it like a tiny cock!
Ugh man give Mei a 5* skin for once. Not another faglysia skin for fucks sake
German kiana
>wet water
>>549931014She's Austrian.
Discuss onetitis
SEAbros, what's up with the Otto obsession over there
>>549950327HSR loves Otto so much they have no less than 3 Ottos.
>>549944868>that right hand
Post the picture where Kiana uses a telescope to see what Mei and Bronya are doing and it's just both of them waiting for Kiana to return.
What if a Mei that isn't lightning?
Kiana's Kaslanas...
ER killed HI3 forever
>Tell everyone Kiana is miHoYo's favorite>Retards and trannies seetheThis game is not for you.
>>549929935>Mei sexo Can you /dig/ it? Durandal Impact General!
I am confused why there's no Hua in later Hoyo games.
I was playing a fighting game and caught over 3 knees to my face in a row. I have become Kiana at last.
>>549958770Mei senpai became schizo!
10th anniv will probably be Kiana
Kiana will make Seraphim Princes just like Sirin. This is how we will get a new Wendy battlesuit. And Himeko.
>Coralie clings to Helia's right kneeShe knows that's the same knee Mei used on Kiana and she is scared.
Tell me if HI3 Kiana's boobs will grow this big.
>>549983534Coralie is such a fav bros. Like last night when I was playing I'm just crazy about her and Helia's character. Easily my most favs. Of course Songque will always top because she's literally my wife but these girls are just amazing. >>549984261Soon bro. Honkai is stored in boobies afterall.
>mfw they did helia and coralie better than much of part 1's cast>mfw they would rather shill elysia or dudu rather than give them arcs this good>mfw this same formula of shilling over character development arc is in genshin with neuvillette, hsr with their kebin and elysia equivalents, etc>they never think to make them liked for having good character writing and assume shilling is the correct way whenever they want a character to be popular
I saw Elysia weather and got sad. Then I remembered I just got Hohe Dk and fully geared Thelema. Life is good.
Astral Ring of Tesla or Einstein when?
>>549987087kek
>>549987087why has someone not drawn that yet
>>549987087Youyun will get it first
Shiteele!
Today marks 1000th day of Kiana being stuck on the moon. If you laugh you fall in a coma.
>>549993193Is that based on the in-game dates?
Seele!
Long page Seele.
I've not been here for a long time.What's opinion on 8.7 leaks? there might be a chance that mei will finally have her 5* outfit (please mihoyo)
>>550010426>there might be a chance that mei will finally have her 5* outfit (please mihoyo)lol lmaounless she gets the Elysia treatment, you're gonna wait for another year for thatin case you're not aware>new Ely will be getting a 5* skin on Mei's patch>a 9.6k crystal outfit one patch after her release>>>>>one patch
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.htmlThe next matchday of DBC is about to begin!/hi3/'s last group stage match is pretty late, in around 2 hours and 40 minutes.If you like to, drop in and support the team.
>>550010426No, scatlysia is stealing Mei's limelight again. Russian scoundrels indeed love making everything about themselves like always.
Just saw meis new suit. Isn't it just a lazy redesign of kianas red suit, just in blue? The staff is similar, the shortness revealing the thighs is same along with the sleeves and side hanging scarf.
>>550017968 (me)The match before /hi3/ is at subs now, so it's almost time. Get in here to watch it.
>>550018021We Coral island again.
>>549930126
>>549981214She better be
Oh God, this match doesn't go well
Cock! Cock! Cock! I love cock!
>>550041941Fu Hua belong to Senti now
>>550043070Kekypow
Is Senti functionally Hua's daughter or her little sister?
>>550043592Daughter coded if anything.
This man made Senti from Hua's body. Thank him.
When?
Fischl outfit when?
>>549967251I don't even recognize this game when I look at the characters that have released the past two years. The characters that ER introduced were enough to last us 5 years. I can't imagine anyone asked for part 2.
>550061694>The characters that ER introduced were enough to last us 5 yearsBait
The true hero of Elysium Everlasting. HoC tried saving us from the pink virus that infected HI3, HSR, and more. We should've listened.
>mfw the failure of Amphoreus will ensure the Flame Chasers never disgrace any other future gameVictory. All we need to do is prevent Durandal from ever appearing in any other title and the future is bright.
>>550066819Making millions of dollars is a failure now?
>>550066819There is no future. Have you seen all they money they put into advertising Cyrene? It'd be a miracle if their lackluster sales turned a profit after those expenses.
>>549930252Lantern swimsuit please.
>>550067479>Have you seen all they money they put into advertising Cyrene?Why is shit like this so expensive? Not just jokes like gaming awards.
>>550066819Who was that CN hoyo insider that claimed that Cyrene made money back less than half of what they spent to shill her anyway? Pic not the one but relevant.
>>550066819Sorry anon but ZZZ.
>>550066819and you think that would stop THE cancer? they already showed her zzz expy all that's left is to make their own garbage ER version and release itshe's not even completely dead and is heavily hinted to be someone important in the grand scheme of things so i don't think that's the last time they'll see herand the ending for the other characters is just them getting put in their own Golden Courtyard alternate universe spinoff so they can make events out of that like they did herebeing stuck with duduturd is sad but it is for the greater good...
>Doesn't particularly want to go out of her way to harm others>Short-tempered when things don't go her way>Desperate to be accepted, thinks emulating someone else will work>Seems to have a weird thing for retro tech>Critical misunderstanding of what human love is like>Pretty much a Herrscherr of AutismNo idea how Mihoyo's writers had so much trouble with this (and the arc in general), this shit basically writes itself.
Hey /hig/gers, you can take your firepag back.
>>550071672I'm still pissed these niggers ruined the comment section of Thus Spoke Apocalypse and Regression
>>550063738Idea! If we go for a /hig/ Divegrass team, if it has a pink thing on the squad, it should be HoC instead. The saviour that wasn't.
>Rita sexo followed by>Mei sexoYep. Thinking Based Part I chads stay winning. Shame about shart 2, but then again it's hard to remember it even exists now.
>>550061694>enough to last us 5 yearsMore like were forced down our throats for 5 years no matter how badly they lacked a character arc, how flat they were, or just how utterly wasted they were to make room for Elysia wank. They wouldn't last a day if it were based on quality. The good parts was when they were showing Flamechasers were also humans. Flawed but still human instead of monsters. ER arc just went too far in praising FC and Elysia. Even their biggest mistake (RIN) was retconned into RIN was always going to turn evil until the super awesome Elysia had sacrificed herself and made all Herrschers into humans. There were good parts but it slowly got devoured by the blackhole that is Elysia.
>>550071672I can guarantee you, these niggers have never played the game. Probably just watched the shorts on yt or just parroting what everyone else is saying. I don't even know how they're mentioning Otto. The scenario isn't even nowhere near the same.
How to fix shart 2>Sena is a martian "goddess" in distress who unsuccessfully faced the honkai and is now awaiting a rescuer while frozen in time or dead or whatever for *checks notes* a billion years or whatever>Sena communicates with Kiana because why not>Kiana and Earth want to help>INSTEAD of an Elysia knock-off, Sena is actually evil>Kiana falls asleep because APHO is based and maybe idk Sena and Vita shenanigans>Will the morally ambiguous (not really tho she sucks) Vita side with Sena for her own gain -- or with Kiana for the good of the "world">Sena is a failed version of the honkai's "embrace" with humanity, and she's actually fucking evil and more competent than Sa. Whatever the fuck that was>Remove Coralie's furry shitFixed shart 2 for you. You're welcome
>>550071672>TB is so shit that they meme TB into Otto in hopes of convincing MHY replace TB with a better written character
>>550071672This is how you know Otto has won. He's not even in that game and no HSR Otto appears in that scene, yet he gets memes about him for a completely unrelated event. Nobody's making Welt, Kevin, or whoever memes.
>>550082286Speaking of Welt, why's the one HI3 character who's actually from HI3 so irrelevant in HSR?
>>550082864I haven't played HSR, but I imagine the writers think he has too much 'required reading' for HSR players. Not that he does all that much in Hi3rd though so who really knows, the more likely reason is that they're just shitty writers.
Explain this
Crazy that Elysia is still getting birthday stuffs even today https://b23.tv/NeKOX6b
>>550061694>>550081321Part 2 characters>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>cancer>>>>>used condom>>>>>>> pisschasers and shitlysia
I see that /hig/ is still getting raped by /hsrg/ schizos. Well deserved downfall
I can't wrap my around how coralie and helia arc got past ccp. And I think it emboldened them because look at sena/ds, durarita nowI think this was the plan all alongMake sure less people play the game so they can pursue their fetishes without any holding back
It's late for kianners birthday butHappy birthday kianners.
I've broken this rule I had.Oh well.
>>550104220Wife
This fight was so fucking boring. And the story still has barely gone anywhere. This is hell.
Oh thank god she's still around. Even this brief banter from her is so damn refreshing after the combo of overly long flashback + verbose exposition-dump
>>550111591Why does it look like there's a face next to senti in the thumbnail?
>>550112208Fuxk I got jumpscared
>>550111137All part of the keikaku. You're Stigmaballs once you fall asleep.
Kianya chan my beloved
>>550111137hare is the greatest character ever made
>mfw I go to heaven despite being a sinner because I was the greatest character ever made
>>550114754me if I was a cat and also Kianners
>>550111137Let's just say that Moon isn't really one of the more beloved arcs.
>>550128657Thanks to the trash er and ee was.
>>550129052One strange thing about EE and ER's execution is how little it discussed Project Stigma. It established new characters but on Kevin's actual plans, it spent more time wanking Elysia than doing the actual plot. Part of the reason they do those infodumps probably is because how much they needed to explain crap previously not explained. Makes ER/EE look filler-ish.
>>550129426That's the point. It was shitlysia marketing only. To hell with the plot. And her incel retards ate it up.
Which ones is better for Lantern?
>>549929935Another weapon change?2nd staff user?
>>550135161She's just twinning with Kiana.
>>550134580Check out Lanterns Shallow sequence. Over there you will see which supports are for her as well as the signets you should use bottom left. There will be three pisschaser signets. The one which has "2" written next to it is usually the best to go. And when you click the signets, it'll show you exactly which NEXUS signet, the one on your screen, you are supposed to choose.
>>550135313No I mean like Trick Staff or nahI didn't know anything about the leak :(
>>550136297I don't think that's been revealed yet.
A greatsword user that actually uses a greatsword
>>550139671Impossible. Such arts died with Himeko.
Give Wendy
>>549929935
Tf kind of drugs was ggz on
>>550139671>>550152239
Seele = shit!Shiteele!
>>550159496Arrested and jailed for her crimes.
Give
Why is everyone so horny?
Honkers make me horny.
Nahralab pleases me.
>>550176560
>>550179039Alvitr can't drop beause she's not a lesbian for she's my literal wife
>mfw dudu came in to fulfill HoV arc Hua's role as Otto's minion
>>550180858what
Horny
Elysia won
Seele won
>>550128657Yeah I can tell why. Here I thought that EE not making the side-quests mandatory was the devs actually learning a little bit from Kol*sten but nope, I'm back to trudging through filler. I really wish I had alcohol on hand.Going to be real interesting seeing how these last three arcs rank against each other when this is all behind me.
>>550167060Susannah is my wife.
Sex with little Griseo
>>550191264
Sex with hag Griseo
Bita should just lose the clothes. Shed them. Tear them off. She does not need them.
How to acquire 1 Red Bita wife
>>550192164I prefer to have sex with hagseo
Pink things are happening on the official YouTube channel.Caution, it's pink.
>>550200748Thanks for the heads up
Little Griseo's pink.
Yes, Rita sexo and Durandal sexo
Bang!
>>550207601Rita is a slut.A SLUT!it's a good thing that we can save up for Mei, a pure Yamato Nadeshiko beauty.
>>550211524THIS THIS THIS
Comfeele
>>550218032"SnowSeele"!
Part 2? Won. Doomsissy? Lost.
>>550221641Poor Lamp...
https://x.com/HonkaiImpact3rd/status/2000508939440693440huh?
>>550224601LIFE BLOOMS LIKE A FLOWER
>>550224601anyone but zhou shen
Christmaseeles!
>>550230852I want Naughteele.
New HoV/Sirin when?
Cupcakeeles!
A-ahhh! Z-ziggi! Daddy! Go slow... Hnnn.. Aaaahhhh!!!!!
>>550221641>songque>shoes
>no hua in genshin or hsrExplain this
>>550242498She's basically confirmed in HSR. Genshin I'm pretty surprised about.
>>550242498they dont actually like hua which is why she got pumped and dumped by kiana and turned into a dude in hna
Imagine if the Bear returned and got Alvitr with her and also both are sluts that would make even certified gigawhores like Rita blush
This is how I imagine Himeko.
