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>>549958646 >>549959294Tried your build for the hell of it, and what a wacky career and end score, at least for me. All of the races were so insanely piss easy for some reason as well. Entire time I thought "I'm never going to reach 12k12k like this", then I got a bunch of great (2-3x) rainbows in the very last two turns.>>549963348 >>549963429Cute poor wives!>>549964427 >>549964903Gentle :> Gentle Life
>>549965052that's like saying kitasan isn't a must-have speed card
I'm SO EXCITED FOR MANT
>Gold ShitYour wins are fake.
I still feel like the ones that benefitted more from the TGA win were Cygames' other games
JIGGGGIEEEEEEEEE
>>549965092laisu!
>>549954670>>549948364Summoning Teio poster>Summoning Teio posterSummoning Teio poster
>Have to do purposefully shit to even get into open leagues because the worst umas I made naturally were B+>Graded is unfun because it's all super-ultra-meta and boringWhy is there no middle ground in here
>The derby? That was so long ago...
>>549965392Teio!
one more jiggie
Bullying Rice!
>>549964593You use this calculatorhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AAZCVDMiCozDNKte-5JYSm7SWUeVJ0o87i1iDY1bnWM/edit?usp=sharingYou don't level most skills and wait until the end to do it
NEW UMA ANNOUNCEMENT, GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE
>>549965428Tickezo wouldn't call it that, it's pronounced DAHBY!!!!
>There's no double circle practice perfect.Darn...
>>549965412A-A+ tier would unironically be sick, or changing B to B+. Having said that getting into B is easy enough once you have a calculator and keep your stats/skills in check, plus Open is a ton more fun because it's more forgiving.
>>549965428Tickezo mama is a big improvement
>>549965392dont you remember? the teio poster joined them...
>gold shiplol
>>549965428>Lingerie lace ear socksSEXO
>>549965520Ryan has an event that gives you double O practice
>>549965520I swear there used to be
>>549965428She wouldn't say that, she would start sobbing really loudly
alright alright, I'll feed the fatty
when are we getting a ryan thread?
>>549965489Rice is the one who bullies you
>>549965520It's only specific honses
This game has given me an unhealthy obsession with animal girls (specifically the ears), I don't think I should re-enter society
>>549965428>Excellent design top to bottom>Those ear covers>TurtleneckAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
Those races are kinda hilarious at times like 6 end closers.
>>549965573There is no God
>>549965609
>>549965505>Front runner>milk chocolate>dirtNo accelerationIts so over...Ameribros...how can we ever recover?
>>549965428>reddit cafe>reddit shower vampire>contrarian amazonsame level as goldshit desu
>>549965505Sex with this creature>10/0/0/10/0ONE JOB
>>549965817>tfw can't post the cropped porn one anymore THAT WAS FINE TO POST FOR MONTHS because some janny got uppity
orang
Bakushin (serious)
that's my girl!
>>549965932the What
>>549965915sorry, wrong quote >>549965138
>>549966008>>549965954
>4/5>4/5>3/5I went with Witgod's McQueen and two of my own theorycrafts. I just got insanely lucky lobbies, the umas I fought against have like only 4-5 skills. I'll just get my balls crushed in A round 2 and fuck off, not expecting to get into A finals this time.
>>549965527I guess I just prefer more organic stuff. I don't like busting out a calculator to try min-maxing and I don't really like mindlessly following guides either, so neither league really appeals to me in the end.
>Riko shows up late>Sleep Deprived at least 4 rests in a row>barely any rainbow trainings throughout Senior AND Classics year>somehow Double and Triple rainbows only show up when my trainee is at low energy with >35% failure rate>barely any Unity training throughout Junior and Classics year outside of guts and witJohn Cygames is personally micromanaging my career to be terrible because I'm a filthy F2P, I just know it.
Cafe...
DANCHOU DEAREST I NO LONGER CARE ABOUT CM AND DOING RUNS. IT'S FAR TOO COLD TO GO TO MY PERSONAL COMPUTER I HOPE THEE WILL UNDERSTAND AND GIVE COMPASSION TO THIS MEMBER OF YOURS
what is he trying to achieve with this??
>>549965184how? Close races is when S Distance matters.
>>549966176I've seen you like 3 times now cold postingWHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR FURNACE AND DON'T SAY "I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT"
>>549966181saving stamina, cucking taishins
>>549966181Bakushin
>>549966171wow 120% winrate
So if you don't proc nsm but I have long S and don't have nsm anyways, I win right?
>>549966105Believe me, I 100% agree and feel you here, I hate having to fuck around with the damn calc, even more so when it isn't even 100% accurate in my experience. It's a minor pain to go through to get more enjoyable CM that I can spam through.Hell, if it wasn't for the free shit I wouldn't bother wiht CM at all, but so it goes.
>>549966171>120% WRI kneel!
>>549965954
YATTA
>>549966176bwo your phone? not using your pc as a space heater bwo?
>>549966343>1*good luck proccing that
>>549966067kek she really is fuku
>>549966002>umas can't afford the Green CarCan we afford that on trainer salaries?
>>549966220>"your furnace"who the fuck has a furnace in their home, anon do you live in a workshop?
>>549965505Someone post the article of that dude that did a presentation on why American Pharoah should be in Umamusume
>>549966181Testing the waters. He believes in miracles
>>549966509
>>549966473I MEANT FIREPLACE OR CAST IRON STOVE
Train Marry Correction Glue factory
kinda embarassing Taishin, this goldshi doesn't even have spurt.
>>549966473there is a dwarven forge in my living room. i sit next to it when doing careers
>>549965340>>549965446https://jiggie.fun/umaJiggers
>>549966412My grandparents and borrow has me covered, Mr. Grapes.
>>549966473>who the fuck has a furnace in their homeFurnaces are actually very common in homes with forced air heating. Some areas also use gas furnaces.
Help me out here:In Unity cup, what's more valuable, rainbows or bubbles? Right now I tend to give double/triple rainbows priority and value bubbles a little under rainbows, with explosions about the same. I just don't know if I'm misunderstanding the assignment though.
>>549966562CorrectionGlueTrainMarry
>>549966220I USE GAS HEATER LIKE A PRIMITIVE AND USING THIS THING MAKES IT VERY COMFORTABLE TO JUST KEEP ON SLEEPING. DEAREST DANCHOU WILL UNDERSTAND.>>549966381NONSENSE. MY DEVICE CAN'T HANDLE A QUALITY HEAVY AND STORAGE HEAVY GAME.
>>549965932fuck you and fuck your ritualposting you obnoxious cunt
>>549965826God, I wish Super Creek was real...
Correction(((Train)))GlueMarry
Empty slots this high up?@?@!
>>549966562CorrectionTrainGlueMarry
>>549966331Probably because speed only matters in the last stretch and the faster uma with enough stamina wins
>>549966746uh oh meltyyyyyyyy
>>549965505>dirt with medium skill
>>549966660bubbles make your rainbows betterbubbles make your team better, which makes your races easiertop choice races make your rainbows betterbubbles until you're comfortably winning the next cup or until you're facility lvl 4starting senior, specially after A rank team, you can ignore bubbles and hard focus rainbows
>>549966772>>549966562...
Post oshi wins
>>549966562CorrectionTrainGlue factoryMarry
rate my dogass run with cafe
>>549966493
>Taishin getting more wins than my GolshiWasn't expecting this
>>549967012Potential Unlocked
>>549966874Next Virgo Cup is gonna be Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium Good Fall Sunny
Will the yeppers event give us 5 borrows again?
my lobbies have been too good to me, I need to get humbled tomorrow and on the second day of Group A so I get a easy final lobby.
Post something small and cheap.
>>549967012
>>549966996>FLDo many races take place there?
>>549966987Power cards don't work in povery builds. Borrow Creek.
>>549966660
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
I really need a blanket heater. It IS too damn cold
>>549966996It's a meme, but there's potential to bite into this and just get a bunch of American umas in one swoop.
>>549965932>can't post the webm of Chiyono getting fucked which causes people to ask for the source which is some absolutely dogshit larger videoDeserved
>>549967078
>>549965505>acceleration uniquehe doesn't know
>>549967151
I used to think Unity felt long but it's honestly not enough turns before URA now
Um...
>>549967268Open up. It's feeding time
>>549967131I read it all and learned nothing from this
>>549967151she's a literal juvenile filly
>>549965932You never told me the source so you can jump off a cliff bitch
>>549967131funny how almost no one was running wit cards this CM
>>549966996Hey, this guy is a horse race announcer. He's the one did the Skibidi Rizz(horse) race.
>the browns are still seethinglmao
>>549967012The truth was told
What is nsm
>>549967131>try to follow that chart>end up with all your facilities 1 level behind than if you did it your own wayWhat's that, his shitty parent farming script?
>>549967448No Single Mares
>>549967114yes, the Florida Derby is a G1 for exampleactually Florida has the second biggest thoroughbred breeding industry in the US after Kentucky
>>549967448picrel, can you spot it?
>>549967448NonStop Mating
>>549967224Hey, she isn't cheap...
>>549967012My Mayano Top Cun Late is getting more convincing wins than my properly trained Golshi.
>>549967393i mean you need that stamina or poweryou can run 1 wit for scorpio and 3 for any mile
>>549967448nut sucking muchso what I do
>>549967637>t. Falco
>>549967393you can't afford one unless you have a godlike legacy & deck or can high roll like mad
>>549967448no stopping me. acceleration and maneuverability from selecting team carrot in unity cup and winning. basically required for this CM.
>>549967587He offers his bokumanko for free
>>549967729That's not Falco numbnut
>These decks>These statsI won the room but what is going through this guy's head?
>>549967798I'm sorry, Jungle Pocket. I didn't realize you were sexy.
>>549967483Can't say I didn't see it that different than the old Moo Moo video and other takes on just assigning point values (similar to early URA) now I kinda of just have my own institutional from playing enough now but even that could use some optimization
>>549966945GO TOPCUN GOdangit
>>549967850looks like a casual player who spends money
>>549966585>doing careers while waiting for the forge to heat up for a comfy day of smithinglivin' the dwarven dream...
>>549967850Not all pigs try hard I guessThis one looks like it thought money would solve all its problems, and just threw it at the wall
>>549966996Full presentation for those interestedhttps://x.com/nathanthecaller/status/1998964246819025150
>>549967850piggys doesn't know how to play and minmax so they just try to force whatever they get
4/5, 4/5, 4/5, 3/5 - not bad!
>>549967012My Goldshi has no swinging maestro and is getting most of my wins because Tachyon's fucked over by the lack of fronts and my Taishin doesn't even have NSM.
>>549967850how do you have MLB cards that good and fail to make good umas. HOW. You should see my fucking golshi's deck. I had to borrow Kitachan, and my ssr riko and sr halo are 2lb. Still better than whatever the fuck these are.
>>549967012You must have a really shit Golshi if that's the case.
>>549967850This is my exact situation but I'm learning now with the flowchart :(
>>549968005man america is so fun
Is Power just the biggest gaslight in existence. I swear that past 800 power it doesn't matter because of accel skills; in this case it's really obvious with NSM + Spurt for this CM but in every other CM some shit like 800 power with 2 accel procs just rapes 1100 pow with 1 accel proc.
can I stop doing Unity runs now?
>>549967850Piggies think money could win him the game without grinding
One more thingcam a card give you a hint and a bubble in the same turn?
AH, HA HA HA HA HA. Another simple step forward on the path of the overlord.
>>549968005>An actual legitimate presentation that lasts for 8 minutes on why American Pharoah should be an UmaJesus ChristI'm impressed.
>>549968197I've won countless times with 600 power before I upgraded my current maya, and I can say it doesn't matter as much as stam and spurt + pump and nsm
>>549967414How do I build well
>>549968197Yeah, if you get 800 power you're good
>>549967803Ya, to ME exclusively.>>549967625>>549967798Pokke is... SEXY!?
>>549968270power is only important in shorter races, since most of the time you're accelerating instead of cruising at max speed, even with accel procs
>>549967850Yanno these are completely viable for Scorpio
>>549967850It's too cold and I'm too lazy to type so have this >>549783790
If your goldshit has a worse winrate than any other ace, you definitely built her wrong. Literally every sloptuber agrees that goldshit is braindead to train AND win with.
>>549968005Based
I know for some umas you really, really want and need Groundwork. Is there a similar must-have skill for Manhattan in this long Champion's? Is it just Swinging? Is Straightaway Spurt good?
>>549967393I tried but you really gotta have MLB Fine Motion. SSR Natie just isn't general purpose enough in a CM that needs so much stamina, or at least my runs with her were just really unlucky.
>>549968197not really a gaslight when its commonly said you only need about 900. I'm pretty sure many of us just go for higher because power can logically make up for missing an accel to some degree. Maybe you fire off some velocity too. Plus, excess power will still do *something*. I saw a few umas with 1200 stam that aint doin didly for them
>>549968378It's not my fault Rice Shower refused to give me Swinging Maestro so I had to buy like 4 white skills...
>>549968319mid game skillsI don't know what that means but people keep saying it
>>549967078something small and cheap
>>549968392Swinging and Spurt. Mines didn't get Spurt and she still clears rooms if she can accel enough though.
>>549968149My intention wasn't to be rude, it just baffles me that with cards that good the stats are that bad. I guess I should give myself more credit about how to train? I figured with several MLB gacha cards it'd be impossible to produce something subpar, barring a smiting from Shiraoki.
>>549965184>5% speed is totally absolutely requiredI'm winning against S ranks with 1k speed
>>549968484
>>549968338how do you feel about 1000 power 600 wit vs 1200 power 400 wit? swear that extra power didn't matter in the previous mile cm
>>549968543Fix your fucking shoe
>>549954839>>549956059>>549959535>>549960464Somehow, i got more double power rainbows from 2 power cards, including 0LB rice, than i got double speed rainbows from 3 speed, 2 MLB SSR speed cardsThis is very consistentI do not know where i can go from hereI got higher speed with Gold Ship, with fewer runs, with weaker speed cards than i got with Fuku in eight attempts and countingI'm so fucking depressed
cute smelly steamy stuffy sweaty stinky cheesy vinegary girlfeets <3 <3 <3cute umas with cute and smelly feet! umas cutely flustered about how smelly their cute stinky steamy girlfeets are! Playfully teasing your Uma about how smelly stinky and steamy her feet are and watching her face turn bright red as she denies it! Asking her to PROVE that her feet aren't smelly and watching her turn into a flustered stuttering mess!
>>549968197800 was recommended 901 for the bonus. but yeah since the win condition is hit the NSM accel power isn't as strong as say in the shorter tracks
>>549968551it's 10% speedOR5% target speed
>>549968392you have a very low chance of winning with just NSM and not spurt because of how this track is setup.
>>549968475Well based on my terribly built Taishin it means skills that let her get into a better position during the middle of the race so when the ending spurt comes she can take full advantage of her accel skills and get first. My Taishin doesn't have much so she hovers in 7-9 and never managed to get better than 2nd place.
>S Distance doesn't matterMake sure to show me that when you win in the Finals
Stripped tits!
>>549968598pack it up agnes degentan
>>5499685831000 power is fine600 wit for better activation is bigger imo, since shorter races are ALSO skill roulettes instead of banking your entire run on a skill or two
>>549968543What's the wr on that golshi
>>549968667God Bless American Umas that wear Flag-based outfits.
>>549968551It isn't definite but having both NSM and Long S boosts your winning chances by a lot
>>549968598I wrote this post
>>549968743okay trueso I guess replace a power for wit next time
I'm having an extremely good time using fuku's alt. The horde of gold ships hit anchors aweigh and immediately activate her unique every single race.
>>549968598
>16/20Daiwa really needs groundwork or force her into front and sacrifice her gold heal if doing the rocket strat. She keeps getting eaten alive by the goldships
>>549968626where is that detail?All I can find is this
>>549967850>Piggies listen to fraud meme WIT videos>Gets BTFO by Free to PlayMany such cases!
I will admit I'm a little bit happy whenever I see Gold Ships or even Narita Taishins in the lobby lose, even if I lose too.
>>549969013I don't get how your post relates to anything about his post
>>549967915Maya can definitely win, but she's definitely diet Golshi here
post something cute
>>549969063he's trying to feel good about his shit umas, leave him be
>>549969063Did you check the WIT of the umas being posted?
>failed to get 600 gutsaiieee.. but that spark is not the goal so it's fine, call the spark
>>549969098
>>549969013>581 589 and 651 stamCongrats you matched against actual retards.
330 rotation, no edgeshttps://jiggie.fun/umamusumeprettyderby
>>549969098something cute
>>549969063He's a bot that auto-seethe and post the image whenever he sees umas with high wit stat
>>549969173you're blind
>>549969130The only high one there is Brian. The other 2 are something you can reach even as an F2P, and I assume you're crying about whale issue
>>549968968S distance is 5% target speedthis translates to value about 10% speed stats, since the speed gets diminishing returns at higher values, and you'd be capping it or close to capping it.Around 1093 spd S dist starts overtaking A dist 1200In your pic it would be the "DistanceAptitude", and if you find the distance aptitude table, you'll find that S is a 1.05, multiplier
>>5499691311 STAR GUTS
>>549969098>>5499691311* power, 3* pace
My Cafe without Spurt or Long S is beating my Gold Ship with both.
>>549968005The umafication of the world begins now
>>549969059You could like also not use her
>Can't use the seasonal version of an Uma and the same OG Uma in TT together even on different teamsMy fault for not reading I guess, but I'm still sad
>>549966610Falcobros... We lost...
i read a lot of people in other places saying they blew their stash on manhattan cafe banner one week before kitasan black and having nothing for itwhat compels people to blow their carat stash on the very week before the finish line (kitasan black rerun)??
>>549969229You normally dont reach 600 WIT on a Long Ace dumb piggy with Unity.
I hate RikoI seriously fucking hate Riko
>>549969349Waifu before meta
>>549969349I threw a few 10 rolls at Cafe because she's cute, but my real target is Dober
>>549966945https://files.catbox.moe/urq9jz.webm
>>549969349The desire for bricking
>>549969272>>549969243it was 1*spark alright, yet another glued fuku... did you know that if you buy double circles or the gold version of a skill it makes the spark chance higher? it's true!
>>549966610>>549969340
>>549969349>why did people roll for their wife in a waifu game
>>549969349I'd blow my load for Cafe over Kitasan any day of the week
>>549969349I have 60k and I'm still going to skip Kitasan unless I get her in first ticket I'll throw then maybe I'll spend 30k.
>>549967501Creek butt..
F*lcon will never be a bride
What is the next support card worth wasting rolls on?
>>549969365>You normally dont reach 600 WIT on a Long Ace dumb piggy with Unity.An anon already one upped everyone about wit issue, and with a complete F2P deck. >>549958646>>549959294
>>549969457Are you using webm4retards?
I have no clue how I 5 win'd the no stopping me slot machinethis cup is so ass
>>549968598We need more posts like this.
>>549969484I thought her legs were a head at first
>>549969535
>>549968746I've been getting paired primarily with shitters. The CyGames intern saw I didn't renew the monthly pack so they're trying to reactivate this lost spender.
>>549969606oh damn, the codec autist is back?
>>549969590Super creek is an exceptional build. hitting high wit on long usually requires a good legacy and like fine motion otherwise
>>549969590OH NONONO HE HAS 0LB BIKO HE'S GONNA CALL HIM A WHALE
>another brown having am meltyuh ohhhhhhhhhh
>>549969349cafes really fkn cute.
>>549969590>NormallyWhat you dumb to understand the wordThat one is clearly abnormal and will not winning this CM with that Creek lmao
>>549969349I can guarantee you that many players aren't slaves to meta and will use cope decks with free SSRs if it means they have more carats to roll their oshis
>>549969537Continuation but not translated since the artist just posted it
>>549969606yes
>>549969642
>>549969307You think I'm using Gold Ship in the first place?
>>549969457>NoseResplendent Red Ace really saved you there, nicely done
>>549969761Where we off to bwo?
>>549969349>What compels people to roll for their waifu instead of following the metaThis question gets asked in some way or form every thread and the answer never changes. People roll for the umas they like.
>>549969792Gotcha thank you
>>549969837Uh oh he's using buzzword because after posting 1 soon to be a failure of an example lol
>>549969059>>549969307>>549969805Why is McQueen so perfect bros?
>do my last run in CM>vs a guy with 3 Srank umas, with capped speed + almost capped stamina and power>he had the entire podiumgod damn
>>549969235I get it, 5% outside the sqrt is 10.25% inside it.But how does this translate to "5% target speed"?Final Leg, End Closer, 3000m, 1200speedDistance A, FinalLegSpeed = 20.549Distance S, FinalLegSpeed = 20.627That is not a 5% increase
>>549969805Oh my bad then, I thought the "even if I lose" part implied your Goldship didKeep up the good fight anon
>>549969812\The sovl inside this image is impeccable
>>549969937was it a gold ship, taishin, and groove?
>>549969812Rice's budding roses...
>>549968384did you know that despite being only 15% of the horse racist population 80% of juvenile filly molestation are committed by umamusume fans
Alright guess the results
>>549969457>Resplendent Red Ace Lvl 6Does that offer a significant difference from Lvl 1 or Lvl 3?Also Daiwa Scarlet sex
i'm at the point where i restart on debut if i didn't get enough stacks
>>549968197no need for 1000 power. in exchange for power, you can have: enough stamina and guts for guaranteed survival despite being rushed, debuffed, dueling whatever + higher wits for skills consistency and overtakingso yeah, people building shit tons of power will end up sacrificing other stats unless they are a whale. this CM is no stopping me gambling and stam check to avoid spurt delay, it's not power maxxing like in mile
>4/5>2/5>4/5>3/5i'll take it, wife got some win too. another success CM this time
another champion's meet, another single win before getting punted into group B
>>549970131>not turf QueensWho cares
Post something fluffy you wanna lick or bite.
i never noticed...
>>549965092F2Poors are getting uppityFuku and NTR cards will soon be available as dolphins and whales will dominate the CM during MANT
Hanging maestros.....
>3 infirmary>still herebricked run
>>549970230you just wanted me to post this
>>549970143I don't know what the numbers are. I'm sure you can look it up.I just threw 900 goddess statues at Scarlet because she's my fave.But now that I think of it, I probably would have lost that race if it was level 5 or under, so there's the difference lol.
>>549969798Curren is a whore!
To the anon who inspired me to believe in my trainee, and to have faith in Mayano...Fuck you.
>>549970273take your trainee out back to see the stars one last time, torena
That hole in her skirt is almost as big as her head
>>549968594Help
>>549968197The only reason why /we/ went with power cards for this shit CM is because the training gives stamina and the track has a power/wit threshold. It's a long race and wit does not give stamina so the only other option is to go for the power threshold. Otherwise, power is a brick stat.
Fuck. FUCK. Finding the right guest parents is so goddamn hard. Do any of you have the codes for a speed Golshi or any sorta parent with end closer, speed, spurt and anchors away sparks? It doesn't have to be perfect, but otherwise, I am SO FUCKED
>>549970331was this a parent? who cares about the sparks on an ace?
>>549970284Silly old me, baiting people into posting specific things? I would NEVER...
>>549969781>>549969537
I'm booting up another pizza
>>549970370The is no help or hope when you face the King. Give up the career.
>>549970431Parent runs
>>549970440FAT FUCK
>>549970440Cute Spechan.
>>549970451This is my final borrow
>>549970426I have this bottle of glue. What do ya think?
>>549970439Our local translator/setting strikes again
>>549970439Oh based, thanks anon!
>>549968378Most of my races ended with Golshi being second and another one of my aces being first so I'm assuming it's another Taiki situation where being slightly bad actually gives better results.
>>549969937i dont remember the 3rd but yes goldship taishin
>>549970508You can do it anon Career goals' races are still filled with RNG. I just failed my secret event because my Pace decided to late start
>>549970252
>>549970440fat
>>549970654Why can i do it now when i couldnt in the last eight (nine?) runs
Post anime Creek.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI NEED TO JIGGGGGGG
>>549970426I found this one 118869149545 if you aren't training cafe
NIGGGGGGGEERRRRRRRRRRRR
>>549970490>>549970473>>549970701THE BEAST HUNGERS SHE NEEDS TO GAIN MORE WEIGHT
Thank you Cygames
>>549970663I am honestly quite shocked that the yakuza allowed Cygames to let an uma's tits swing this much
>>549970783Just race
>>549970792FAT
>>5499699515% target speed from the speed stat homiemost of the speed is from the base speed number, which is why S vs A is such a small numerical change. But it's big in practice and also you can't change most of the other numbers in the equation
>>549970867Mmm, which mile race would you recommend?
hnnngggg~
>>549970584lmao get fuck digitan
>>549970792>>549970440HER GLUTTONY SICKENS ME
>>549970284men don't do thisthis was clearly drawn by a womanthis shit is way too faggy holy shit
ALL MY EVENT CARDS DIDN'T FINISH THEIR CHAINS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>549970860le heckin yakuza is just a reddit meme
>549971121>not autistic bait againkys please
>>549970761>If I'm not training CafeFUUUCK IT'S SO PERFECT TOO FUUUUCKWhy couldn't I ever have gotten some golshi stars...
>>549971083If Special Week intends to split her food evenly with Manhattan Cafe, then she eats enough to feed over 50 people for breakfast alone.
>>549970439Would you mind also doing this chrono comic (if it’s not a bother) please, TLanon?
>>549970426>and anchors awaybut that skill is so ass?
any anon also playing poe2 in the meantime
>>549971121How many times do we have to have this conversation? We absolutely do do this shit when we're cuddling a cute girl and she nips at us and we nip backHave you not experienced the joy and comfort of quiet cuddling and doomscrolling together before?
Gyaru love
hey /uma/ am drunk i think lol but this time i had tons of water with my alcohol so i wont get hungover tomrrow
>>549971257I thought it's really good for end closers and lates?
>>549971046Hijacking the VGA to do a impromptu Winning Live would be sick. The one in October was a treat to watch.
>>549971269I played it when it first came out but the end game sucked so I lost interest.
>Chronofag getting special treatmentI WILL RIOT>>549971269Tried it last free weekend, not a big fan personally, but I wasn't of the original either. Not awful or anything, and I like other diablo-likes, but eh.
>>549971324Show me one single ace with it lmao, anchors aweigh is only good on Golshi.The skill you look for is spurt for ends.
>>549971083Suzuka-san wouldn't do this.>>549971306AHHH I WISH THIS WAS ME BUT I'M SO FUCKING STUPID AND SLOW I NEED SOMETHING HARD SO I CAN IMMEDIATELY GET JUICED I ENVY YOUalso good job!
>>549971306I'm so happy my girls won so I didn't have to down my jaeger bottle.
>>549970370She got late started and rushed at the derby
>>549971306Nah, son, you need to keep drinking and kick that lameass can further down the roadHair of the dog, as they say
>>549971297>This webm againI REFUSE to fall for Jordan propaganda. Fuck she's so cute.
>>549971324Inherited version is really REALLY bad.
>>549969590I'd be mad if I lost to that.
>>549971474https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/
>>549970994sure, 2 lengths difference, but this is in no way a run ender or must haveliterally any skill can make up the aptitude difference, a single second of NSM inverts the whole lead
>>549971396>>549971497I might be retarded. What inherits are good then for end closer Manhattan?
HEYRASSHAI
>>549969196Done
>>549971625
>>549971672FiMo sex
>>549971534>Sadpanda link>Non-HIt's quite rare that I come to sadpanda and don't jack off. A very cute story regardless.
>>549971625Follow the general purpose guide.My recommendation is Emperor's from Rudolf, but you can also get pump from Ryan, although I put Shadow Break from Brian because the name is so sick and matches with Cafe.
>>549971672I'm being tempted every single banner... It's hard being free-to-play and saving for support cards
>>549971710It's like one of the best archives of art books. We've lost so much over the years
>>549971710https://exhentai.org/g/3676656/52fc26d4bc/https://exhentai.org/g/3670175/d50dd6e4b3/https://exhentai.org/g/3612503/dc85470a9f/
>>549971672
>>549971710The non-h tag exists for a reasonNon-h doujins have slowly crept over the h doujins I have saved over the years
>>549971534>non-hcome on, don't get my hopes up with a sadpanda link
352 pieces, no rotation there's no other gimmicks https://jiggie.fun/harikitteikou
>>549971751Fine is an actual must have though, just look at her! She's so pretty...
>>549971926:D
>>548484479here you go
I really hope they just make goal races' results be based off your stats. I hate jobbing randomly in one race and lose the secret event entirely
>>549966945Taishin hates my Pasa and usually cucks her
>>549971926So true.
>>549971926I look like this
>>549972052>That artist>ChiyoTRANSLATE IT NOW!
>>549972120>Yay Cake!>HBD Chiyo eat lots>TY!>My hands are full so I can't eat>the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>549972015HOLY FUCK YES YES THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER THANK YOU NONNY
>>549972015Love these, let me know if you ever make Doto.
>>549972271
>>549972286Fear not I already requested her
>>549972116I want to have sex with you
Ugh... Spe-channed out too much last night and woke up at 6am with heartburn. Guess I'll do some fan runs.
>>549972627giwtwm
chrono's son lost...
GolshiGAYM
>>549972569date and dinner first
>>549972672english vtard do you speak it
>>549972708Is HJF (out of 10) today or tomorrow?
>>549971926FM has a curious design, at a glance it doesn't stand out much but when you give a real look, something about her is hella cute
>>549972708Got a late start again like his debut unfortunately but still managed to get a close 2nd. They’ll have to make sure he doesn’t keep doing it every race but he’s got good potential
>>549972765Your Golshi has all the good velocity skills for this CM. That's very nice.
Taishi game
>>549972817It's because she makes you smarter.
>>549972784tomorrow
>>549971926so regal
>>549971895Done.962 pieceshttps://jiggie.fun/finemotion
>>549972672You definitely don't...>>549972776He wasn't even talking to you and I understood him.
>>549972928
9 motherfucking end closers in one room
>>549972928who's that breast beast
>>549972928tasteful for once
>>549972773
>>549972928I SEE THEM
>>549973001zeph-chan
>>549972974but I love food... (when I do eat)
is this what most generals (d)evolve intoerping as the umaaint that mega gay
>>549972928That nipple position is so bad not even a botched boobjob would fuck it like that.
>>549973074Nah, it's all about pissing off the schizos.
>>549972928don't post that
>>549973074Sex with men (female [male]).
>>549973001Yamanin Zephyr
>>549973074This is why tourists are a good thingYou can't troll erping retards
Y'all too quiet now.
>slop>no pussy or nipplekys brown coward
>>549973202Delete this.
I put in my creek for the last round, she is consistent but can't win against my ends :(
>>549971083
>>549973268>1k witDeck? What in the goddamn fuck
>>549973268Your creek is smart as hell, is she single?
>>549971237
>>549973268Must be a skill issue. Post 'em.
Stop making me want to fuck Pokke
>>549973078Chrono's umanko...
>>549973268hmmm....
>>549973510I'm so ruined by the site that if I open Chronogenesis' pussy I'll probably see my club's graph instead
CM6 is fucked might as well start cm7 now
>>549973268Should have made her a front runner.
>>549973473Umazing
One day she will release.
>>549973473Cute! Thanks so much anon!
>>549973595Danchou that might be a sign for you to take a break
>>549973609>he's just realizing this nowBro we've been building Scorpio parents and aces since Libra was ANNOUNCED
>>549973268Holy hell you improved it even furtehr? Goddamn anon.
>>549973595Absolutely mindbroken. Seek help
Why even bother playing anything but End for Long lolThis game is so fucked
>>549973595Mambo...
>>549973473>Trans anon is Chrono pilled while ignoring the other two
>>549973657Release her now, Cygames.
>>549973430"whale deck"
>>549973983whaleGOD
>>549973983BUUUUUUUUHIIIIII BUHIBUHIBUHIBUHIBUHIBUHIBUHIbased for running creek though
>>549973983>kita>rikoNot enough evidence, could be a reroller, could have gotten lucky.>MLB Biko, Yeppers, and FMTHAR SHE BLOWS
>>549973983Based for being a witgod, but holy fucking whale it's screaming for it's friends
>>549973983>those skillsIt's definitely a skill issue. Where did your skill points go?.
>>549973983I thought you'd be using another wit like Seiun instead of Yukino
>>549969224WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT
>>549970440>still fucking hungry
>>549974264FAT FUCK
>>549973742>building Scorpio parentslol, lmao even
Sup plebs. Still seething about whales defeating you in CM?
>>549974264
>>549973983In all seriousness the skills aren't very good. You don't have any mid-game to help you build a gap between your Creek and the ends, they'll just blow past her every time
>>549974332i will build taiki if she just does this every match
>>549973983>>549973983>Creek>My ends (zero fronts)Well nigger your Creek relies on being second to use her unique recovery.It's slightly stronger than golds (yours is level six) so there's no need for the silvers + you have a fuckton of witYou're essentially gambling on the other two players to bring a front so that your creek can use her recovery and NSM which is simply not going to happen - I saw someone else bring Maya in 5% of my runs and I was running triple fronts.
>>549974346I've accepted that I'm only going to get Libra Bronze this time.
>every single chains and random events of SSR Guts Yukino takes -10 energy from your traineeFucking hell, imagine getting random events from this supoka twice
>>549974264anon are you the same person that ate a meal meant for 3 people
>>549973983BUHI BUHI BUHIMAY YOUR CREEK ALWAYS LOSE TO SOME RANDOM GOLD SHIP
>first borrow run was decent but got second on satsuki sho, creek and McQueen never finished chain >second borrow; 4% failure into practice poor into night owl summer-rage quit out of that run >third borrow: back to back mood downs, practice poor that required 2 infirmaries, and a loss to unity that made me give up and make it a fan run>oh wait get 18th place SOMEHOW in Osaka hai Holy shit what the fuck were today’s borrows? Fine Rudolf I get it, I won’t replace you in the cm. Jesus Christ
>>549973983>MLB Kitasan>MLB Biko>MLB SSR Riko>MLB Fine>another MLB SSRThat's extremely fucking piggy
desu wa
>>549974481All her fat goes to her ass, and mom's trying to protect her from getting knocked up by meIt's not working
>>549974264Keep eating.
Haven't seen a single Non-End win
>>549973983I'm glad that Uma is a game where retards can paypig as much as they want, but they'll never be able to buy brains.
they should do the final arima kinen race in cinderella gray as a movie and put 3000% of the budget into the final winning live with my whale funds, you're welcome
>>549965745I want to... fuck Kitasan?
>>549974609MR CIBAI
>>549974632literally me when I see the piggu faggot having a melt down spamming
me in the middle
Good night /uma/. Rest up for round 2. Fight on!
Your inferiority complex is leaking, bro.
I didn't vote Umamusume just to get a 3rd copy of Air Shakur wit card!!!!
>>549974552no, but I know I would do the same
uh oh piggu meltyyyyy
>>549974916I did
I wish I rolled Smart Falcon and Curren... My Dirt and Sprint TT...
>sea hours
uh oh poorfag meltyyyyy
>pigs>whales>cowsthis thread has it all
>>549973983Omega whale but extremely based because it's fucking Late Surger Witmaxx Creek
>>549975059let's not forget>brown>tranny>schizoall the boys are here!
>>549973983Honestly what did you think you'd be proving by posting this?
ahemFUCK PRACTICE POOR
>>549975059it also has a very intelligent (and adorable) falcon
UMAMUSUME ES EL JUEGO DE LOS CHICOS
>>549974346My best uma for this CM is ranked 11.5k, but I was matched frequently with people on the same boat. Except for the time there was this dude with both Golshi and Taishin at 15.5k, legit smoked the competition. Long CMs without a proper deck are pure pain. I'm not seething because I did get platinum at the last one with constant wins and had a lot of fun rotating umas, it's just numbing that I can't even put up a fight except for when my own Golshi gets lucky
Why are they living rent free in your head, anon?
Are there any umas that are on /uma/'s no sexing list?Personally I can't sexualize BakushinShe's cute, but I can't see anything past that with her
>EUfags are VERY Slowly waking up for work and school>NA fags in bed>Indo fags out in full force>Thread goes to hyper shithmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>549975278You may have the big gay.
>>549975234Is Oguri the most shounenspic uma?
>>549971450>>549970370"Fukukitaru" means "Fortune Comes"
>>549974264Hamburger time!
>>549975278Sweep Tosho. You'd have to be sick in the head to even conceptualize of fucking Sweepy. I seriously hope none of you do nor make any posts about doing so.
>>549973983hahaahaahhahahahahaha
>>549975278I cannot fathom who gets turned on or wants to have sex with Biko Pegasus. I don't even know who she's meant to appeal to.
>>549975315>EUfags are VERY Slowly waking up for work and schoolI've BEEN awake
>>549975315>work and schoolt. larping seamonkey neet
>>549971534That was very beautiful. I'm glad someone translated it, we need more doujins like that one.new Umayome volume when?
>>549975341Coming inside Matikanefukukitaru!
>>549975329Yes.
>>549975278Haru. Adorable, but in a sister kind of way. Bakushin reminds me of crushing for girls obsessed with sports and without much else in their heads, so I get her appeal. And her sweaty pits. And that adorable 5head.
>>549975410>I'm glad someone translated itA fellow anon did
fug I wish this was medium
>>549975419I am henceforth a Tama fan
>Oh look no golshis>Maybe I can luckshit a single win>BAD BAD BADAAAAIEEEEEE
https://poal.me/ostjwuhttps://poal.me/ostjwuhttps://poal.me/ostjwu
why have I not seen a single oguri cap (as in peak) even once this CM?
>>549974196this was my first and only creek run in like 5 months, there are a few changes I would make, parents being the major one, but yukino is kinda dogshit cause no training%>>549974479yeah no shit, she gets promoted to front every other run, I'm not gonna run her. I picked up the extra recoveries because I knew she wouldn't proc her heal in at least 50% of the runs>>549974554she only loses to my own golshi & taishin>>549974720you won't beat my random creek I put 0 effort into despite playing the game for hours and hours every single day>>549975115stir some soup
>get 7 blue bursts on standby>they all refuse to go on speed
>>549975278twin turbotoo neon
>>549975568needs a lot of end spark, and trying to farm spurt + nsm + long s is already a lot of pain
>>549975573just pop them you greedy cunt
When do inspirations become good?
>>549975573this but stamina
>>549975278curreni refuse to be infected with every STD known to mankind
>>549975632pop them on what, fucking guts? power? maybe a 100 extra stamina will help me
>>549975573this but wit
>>549974895faggot. I'm going to rape you.
>>549974916I borrow it for parent runs, helps prune hints from goldship card, while also giving 2 good end skills guaranteed. Goldship card has so many good skillsfor this cm its crazy.
Jordan appearing in the home screen is making me fall for her. She's so fucking dumb it's endearing.
>>549975687the easiest way to do that is by levelling up your facilities, not waiting for a gamble to pay off
>>549975345nom
>>549975754
>>549975398She feels too much like a shota for female pedophiles
Gentle Wife and Gentle CF
>>549975329Yeah.>eats a lot>underdog from humble origins>monstrous talent>raised by a single parent>numerous powerful rivals one after another>earnest>dumbass in numerous ways but still charismatic>has a super mode
>>549973983This is the king of thing I like to see from leviathan decks. Do weird stuff because the cards can make it work.
cum retention status?
>>549975789what do you think levels up your facilities? i'm not even trying to stack the bursts
>>549975523tamamo is poor and has a micro pp
Which one is better? Or both roughly are the same?
>>549975618
this CM is funny everyone runs out of stamina and my cleric grass wonder slowly starts creeping up on them till she just catches up because everyone forgot their inhaler
>>549975329if the CG anime didn't exist this would be a reasonable questionnow I can just call you a retard
>>549975869micro VAGINA
>>549975278Ryan.
>>549975876left
>>549975815what the fuck, this is Urara levels of air-headness
>>549975891>everyone runs out of stamina Why can't this happen in my rooms
>>549973370all me
Man I want a Rudolf, I could make a mean parent with all these 3* grandparents I have
>>549975891>Open League>Everyone has a bunch of skills so they focus on the little wit they can get and speed instead of stam>My tachy does nothing but speed and stam>Procs her lvl4 ulti plenty of times, letting her win by distanceIt's so fun to see
>>549975869FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>549975687i've stopped being greedy and just started popping them on speed/stam/power, even wit depending on energy situation. hell I've also popped them on guts if I needed decent stats before the new trainee joins in junior year
>>549975278urarabikopearlwindyfalcocurren
>>549975914Ryan would unironically be fixed with even slightly longer hair, at least as long as Eishin Flash's hair.>but she has short hair because the real horse has a condition that requires him to have short hairOkay, too bad for the horse, but that doesn't magically make Umamusume Mejiro Ryan less ugly while keeping her short hair.
>>549975754paizuri
This is so scary every time
>>549973058RAPE RAPE RAPE
Imagine the smell.
>>549976064They could've just modeled her hair a more detailed and it would be fine. Maybe it's limitation of 2020 engine they had.
>>549976064The durian hair Ryan and Biko have is really unfortunateI don't mind short hair on tomboys, but in this game, it looks more like they're wearing helmets, especially since they have to cover where the human ears would be
I think I'm going to kill myself if I lose to Gold Ship again.
you're cheating on me with another general, aren't you?
>>549976230I'd never cheat on my fluffy and punny wife
>>549976186I will now rape Digitan
>last turn>not a single rainbowclassic
Sex with this dog
>>549971625lots of inherited speed ups like Golshi's are cut down to 20% of the original speed which makes it look like nothing even happenedi dont know why they did that when they cut accels only by half and some other inherited speed ups are only down to like 60% of their original speed
>>549976204>round 1
>>549976186Secreteriat will look like this btw
>>549976204kingu would be very sad... :[
>>549976318DO NOT!
>>549976230Only when there's something worth talking aboutCurrent and past event in Nikke are easily some of the worst events to dateLost the Christmas event in lieu of fellating some literal who old piece of shit hagOnly redeeming part of the event is that the bag dies at the endFuck Nora
I like long CMS because i can just train gold ship and call it a day
>>549976424I don't think your image is helping
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>549976335>>549976408Okay I won't but I can feel my spirit leaving my bodyAt this rate I won't even place for Group A
>>549975568I was planning to but I manage to make a good goldship on the final borrow
>>549976007who is making these
>long S>no spurt>god stats and spurt>no long Slol
>>549976625if you're barely placing for group A, you don't want to be in group A
>>549976007source onegai
OHHHHHi got tempted into rolling for cafe over these past few days and i got her!!
>repeated mood downs for no reasoni think goldshit knows i hate her
Lates are back on the menu in Scorpio right? So I have to prep a good Ryan for Dober?
>>549976702>bro fell for the gaslight
>>549976662>long S>spurt multiple times from fireballs>no more rainbowslol
>early charming from sweep>but sweep also denies me spurt>neither mcqueen OR creek finish their event chains>no long SDEAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>549976747nyesdon't look at when dober's unique activates
>>549976194>>549976064It worked for Motoko KusanagiA redesign that actually works is in there somewhere
>>549976778sex with spe
>>549976747Yes. Pump Iron, Redshift, SFV, real umamusume skills are back in the menu.
>>549976619This is true.
>>549976778you unironically need S turf instead
>>549976204You win with GoldshiporYou lose with GoldshipIn the end the lead singer will be Goldshiphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLtPUP6tQAc
>>549976767what gaslight
I am never trusting rooms againLates lost a lot in them but I see them do very well during the actual races
>>549976778She jobs hard though. Spend your effort with another uma
>>549976915same but never seen them win a single time
How and where do you upload logs to see your race history?
What is the correct way to respond to this, as a responsible adult ofcourse.
Prove you're not a Golshi metaslave, didn't even finish her golshi week event.
>>549976204>>549976902golshi giveth, and golshi taketh away
I'm too scared to queue. These are the best aces I could make after many failed hours of trying. Yes, I'm already aware of all their many deficiencies. This Golshi never even placed top 3 in a single practice room. God I can't wait for the Kitasan rerun...
I will NEVER get tired of Golshi.
>>549976915Haven't done my CM runs yet but my lates won plenty of rooms. If there's a pace or a weak front then they have a good shot of blowing past them
>>549976614dats ze joke
>>549976619for my dick
>>549977000>not helping your trainee achieve her dreamHorrible trainerStep aside
>>549977131It's day 1, you will be fine.I would bench the Tickezo though...
>>549977131These ain't half bad bwo. That goldship could go far
>>549976829Sex appeal is going to be the only thing she's good for if this keeps up>>549976946I wanted to use Spe... and also my only other alternative besides being a Gold Ship slave is doing Mayano, and every Mayano run I do is even more cursed
>>549977182Making me want to breed a dog is a joke?
special cheeks
>>549977214>I would bench the Tickezo though...There comes a time when a man must fight, knowing he may lose.
>>549975876Left for much higher wit and speed, umastan. Don't buy coast is clear it's just a TT point scorer vision skills don't do anything.
I can't fucking run Bikini Week because she's all by herself at late with nobody to boost her speed
>>549977374Not fat enough to be my Spe
>>549977351Gaslighting people into fucking uma to create a family and make more uma is the funniest joke there is
kitasan's big boobs in my face
>>549977042>17 careers>"didn't even finish her golshi week event"yeah but you tried to, poser
>>549977490Gaslight me into starting a family with granny
>>549976619true
>>549977246I see. Good luck with your racist anon
Fine Motion makes my umas smarter!
>>549966996>>549968005The future leaders of America will consider the influence of my gacha games in their global economic policies.
My S/S 1200 spd 900 stm double recovery pace chaser just lost to a gold ship that>wasn't spd capped>no long or turf S>not even fucking 3*thinking i'm just not going to play the rest of virgo, i'll see you guys in three weeks
Sweep's tight mare pussy.
https://poal.me/qpzoafhttps://poal.me/qpzoafhttps://poal.me/qpzoaf
>>549977462My wallet is running dry bwo...
im on my second sub sandwich of the day. maybe im no different from these cow anons
are the debuffs in this game multiplicative or additive?
>>549977615You lost to a NSM proc.
>>549977615virgo's been done, bwo.
>>549977681Post your weight. NOW!
>>549977681post tits
>>549977616>tightit's loose as fuck
>>549975891people build their S rank umas for final A but they severely underrate the RNG of skill trigger, especially in round 1 and round 2 where there are moods + cafes toolook at the amount of people running umas that cant do full spurt unless they trigger both of their recoveries
>>549977681post sandwich
>>549977732librai'm blind with seethe please forgive
>>549977627I added your mom to the poll anon. It seems you forgot her.
>>549977557She's cute.
>>549977681>cow anonsrude. I'm not even fat
bros... is this event even worth it?
feels like nobody has good horses in this cmmy (lovingly raised) shitters are getting all the dubs
>>549977723additive-0.25 speed means slowing by 0.55mphif you do it twice that's -1.1mphSame for HP debuffs
>>549977237That goldship placed bottom 3 in every other practice room. I might not even bother bringing her.
is 30k carats (1 pity) enough to get a LB3 kitasan black at minimum
>>549977779Fuck, you got me
>>549977490>>549977779You sicken me...
FOURTY EIGHT HOURS BEFORE I GET PAID I WANT TO BUY CAFE
>>549977557
>>549977815yeppers, you kept your ticket and crystal, right?
>>549977786Rice wouldn't say this
>>549977768It's understandable, I forgive
VERY IMPORTANT VIDEOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtKxnxBYAQWATCH NOW
>>549977815>minimumno, it gets you LB0 kitasan at minimum
>>549965092Babu
>>549977841>>549977831>>549977869
>>549977770
>>549977815How good is your luck?
Anybody got the friend code for a straightaway spurt speed Rudolph? :,)
>>549977815just get lucky lol
>>5499778741 crystal but people keep hammering in to hoard that shit like elixirs from final fantasy
>>549977815You only need 750 carats for MLB
It's getting harder and harder to get into bracket B. My time in life is almost up.
>>549977815yeppers
>>549977815I went over 350 pulls without a single ksb the first time.
>>54997773656.7kg last time i checked, but that was also like a year ago>>549977743sorry anon im suzukapilled>>549977763i ate it all already... it was really good though but i dont even remember what was in it
>>549977815You only need 150 carats for MLB
>>549977967you'll end up as those people quitting with 6 crystals in their bag because they "need to save".
>>549977896Buy an ad nigger
>>549977938I'm really gonna need to pay up 20k for a second spark don't I, maybe 15k at best by the time banner is over if I want to save my ticket and selector
>>549977880thanksi'm just tired of losing to golshi no matter what i train, oshi racing only works if you're a whale
>>549977796If you're winning the goal races, you only need to win 2 optional long races to get the maximum benefits. That said, I keep forgetting this event exists when I spirit burst and get a Long Corners hint anyway. Mileage will vary if you're needing to conserve your skill points by career end.
You can always reroll :^)
>they fell for the gold ship meme
>>549978050i'm white tho
>>549977861Tama is so cute and evil. I forgive her for taking a bite out of my dessert I was looking forward to.
>>549972919done hosting
just ran against a lad who used bnw but with gold ship instead of taishin
>>549978139Post Chud and Golshi
>>549977920?
>>549970230something fluffy you wanna lick or bite
Huh, you can go up two levels at once.
>>549977920>>549978195molest rice
>>549978139BASED chud
>>549978195RICE!
>>549977938>the calcs at 200 includes the pity>13%it's so over
>>549978139>shitter who runs more than 3 umasshow your cope goldshit
>>549978205
>Room of all end closers and surgers and my 1 pace chaser>pace chaser late started so hard that it doesnt even look like my pacer is even thereokaythats cooooooooooooooool
>>549977809Okay, it's your loss
>>549978262>this is the emperor of japanWhat a joke.
>>5499780263 daily pulls + selector + crystal?
>>549978262sloppy cum, sweat dripping sex with spe
>>549978139based spechud enjoyer
>>549977861why is inari so fucking FAT
>>549978178>>549978269
>>549978070I'm hoping I get to fix that somewhat in the unbrick session next week with the Kita rerun. Small steps, hoping you get to run the oshis you like more optimally when that time comes.
>>549972015Where is sweep version
Greedy
>>549978070>>549977615>My pace lost to (uma with gold accel)Most paces want to be second or further back and in this NSM world, not having your teammate in front of strategies towards the back means gambling on 6 enemies not activating their instawin accel
>>549978317>it's your lossThat's what I just said...
Dog.
I wish I were under this pile
Hey guys does anyone have that Nice Nature abuser green text? I want to feel depressed about it
it's gold ship with two debuffers or nothing. every cm i've ran this and i've only won taurus and gemini because of that
>>549978436>stamletumazing bait
>>549977967Using your crystal and selector to MLB Kitasanblack is OK.Some retards were using it on Rice/Riko, that's bad.
>gives you sex
>>549978139It's all fun and games until your Spechud is the only late surger and gets overtaken before the Gold Ships even use their ult
>>549972015Anyone have that Mega link that had a bunch of these little guys in them?
>>549978479I wish I were standing on top of it and the girls at the bottom were all on jet skis
>>549978436Don't Savvy fucks up your NSM positioning?
>>549970230I just realized Rudolf doesn't have antlers
>>549978472What the FUCK is she doing
The new summer mechanic is really satisfying to use when you're deep in the gutter
My Orange wife has a 80% WR on my first attempt today. I kneel to her...
>>549978494retard
>>549978512YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549977967>spend crystal can enjoy the game now more>not spend crystalmaybe in 2 years you will enjoy game moreHow is this even a question to spend or not to spend? Just make sure you're spending it on a card with a good longevity.
>>549978139I tried running Summer Chud in Leo, and she constantly preferred to hang out with the end closers so she never procced anything to push up. I'm looking to maybe give her a shot in Scorpio, but I'm still pissed at how she performed for me then. Good on your Chud doing well, bwo.
>>549978436WitletGOD I kneel.
Ended day 1 with a positive record!!!!!!
YEPPERS!
Doing hours and hours of Taishin runs is making me think she's cute enough to call her my daughter
>>549978628you need both golds to survive nigger, enjoy losing every time you get duel
>>549978606Mambro?
>>549978719Would yeppers say the N word?
>>549978573She's so cute...
35793941 - last minute cm testing35793941 - last minute cm testing35793941 - last minute cm testing
I have lost every single race0/15I'm not even going to make it to B finals bruvI don't have that picture of pasa accepting her fate of losses
>>549978083i see, ty
>>549978779Yeah!
>image capI believe in you, ryanfag
>>549978789Nopers?
Just lost to a well-built Spe-chan, she blocked Creek and Goldshi popping NSM with her fat ass alone. I fucking kneel.
bread>>549978934>>549978934>>549978934
>>549972015Based
>>549978947>page 1Anon you are rushed, better check your wit stat.
>>549978836Proud of yaMambo is no joke!
>>549978836Based fellow Mambro!
>>549978994Thx I guess. Fuku was the only one I put any effort into building tho.
>>549978789Yes. She already called Hishi Amazon a neigher
>>549978139The supreme racist wins again, idiots
>>549978810You'll get one win in B group in round 2 for sure. It's enough for B finals
>>549994348
>>549994402scary...
