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I feel numb
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWE'RE TIME TRAVELING NOW BABY!
>>550029641Sorry for the typo. It's supposed to be Dispatch General #15.
>>550030685>Has asthma.>Also smokes.Actual brainlet behavior.
>>550029641>#13anon I get that you don't want to move on, but that won't work
I need my own Mandy irl.
>>550030932It's a typo! I made it in a hurry!
>>550030808>Cigarettes help with Asthma in the short term, so much so that they used to be prescribed by doctors for Asthma
>>550031094to get your things shaken up a few months into the relationship?
>>550031150Lemme guess, those doctors happened to get a paycheck from cigarette companies?
>>550030808the retarded visi memes aren't for nothing, anon.
colored convention part 1
Bobert…
>>550031349
hiii i killed shwoud do u wub me now wobert?
>>550031453Yeah, I was left feeling like that was BB just being horribly ooc and being needlessly cruel just because the devs had this funny idea of the one you fire being a boss at the end, even though the rest of the game she's characterized as sincerely wanting to help all these people and putting a lot of faith in them. Really I thought they should just have had Dicks Out For Harambe guy take that role, maybe split it with T-Rex Arms, since they clearly didn't want to use Shroud as the chapter 8 punching bag.
>>550031349colored convention part 2
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>13
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>>550033292Courtney's husband is such a killjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2z8MBSAb7cgive me Robert and Courtney Karaoke
>>550031908I don't understand why they didn't play it like it's the decision by someone above Blazer. Like z-team had an awful month, Robert came at the end of it and even good shift can't change it
Visi's true power is love.
>>550034540I imagine their roadtrip karaoke sessions to look like this instead:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddpx0JLOH6o
>>550035307her little head turns during the instrumental parts between the "I need you/miss you" lines kill me every single time.
>>550035307It would be perfect
Flambert <3333
>>550035885Welcome back
>>550031782>>550031957part 3
>>550031275There is something fucked with this phrase, she said when she does not want to say the truth
>>550035967>assuming I ever left
>Dating Mandy for a few months>She walks into the house>Hey Robert....I had an idea to shake up our relationship, what would you say to a threesome?>Flambae walks inWhat would you do BBbros?
https://youtu.be/osUDXcvbcVc?si=kxYfaooCHJikpHnl
>>550036383>ai song made out of commentswords cannot express how much i hate such ""content"" please don't post it again
>>550036594Cope, fleshoid
>>550036297[glass of water]
New romance options in season 2 + Flambae + Malevola + some green skinned alien chick+ bug obsessed emo chick- no Prism sorry - no Phenomaman sorry - no Waterboy sorry
>>550037981>+ some green skinned alien chicksaar please do not redeem my wife bitch please
>>550029641that man deserves the world
Invisimech!
>>550037981Phenomaman has his heart set for someone else
>>550038453No </3333
Also it was wierd that Robert finally getting back the Mecha suit doesn't result in at least a couple minutes of curbstomp battle where he fucks up at least Vomit Man to show how much better this suit is. Instead he just goes straight back into desperate pitched battle and it ends up slightly anti-climactic.
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>>550038687Thought provoking. Makes you wonder what their favorite Xmas movies are. Robert probably likes the Tim Allen Santa Claus movies.
>>550038687>>550038894give me a christmas slice of life DLC, i'll pay
>>550038839I'm curious what Mecha Man's power level even is. We know he barely beat Flambae and has his own fanbase but every fight he's in shows him struggling and usually having to be rescued by someone else
>>550039225>Christmas waifu DLCfund it, now!
>>550039301I feel like both Flambae and Mechaman (but also Phenomaman) should be a lot more powerful than they’re shown to be.
>>550039301>I'm curious what Mecha Man's power level even is7 COM8 VIG6 MOB9 CHA6 INT
>>550039726CHA too highINT too high
>>550039301>We know he barely beat Flambaethat's because he was pulling his punches. he could have just deploy the sword the second he saw him and cut him in half, instead of trying to de-escalte the situation with words. he's struggling because unlike his opponents, he doesn't fight to kill.
>>5500393015/6/5/4/3/2
>>550040113Nah Flambae would have whooped his ass on a better day. Cope more.
Courtney!
>>550040113He clearly didn’t intend to chop off his fingers. It was a blind motion. He was in a separate situation. He was feeling the heat.
>>550040352>Flambae would have whooped his a-ACK!
>>550036383
I'M A BITCHMY NAME'S ROBERTSUCH A BITCH WHOSE NAME IS ROBERTI'M A BITCHYEAH I'M A BITCHI'M SUCH A FUCKING BITCHI HAVE NO HOPESI HAVE NO DREAMSAND A TINY LITTLE PEENAND IT DOESN'T EVEN FUNCTION ANYWAY (BECAUSE I HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION)
>>550041047She stole that car didn't she?
>>550040016The guy charming literally everyone, even the furry weirdo gave him energy coffee
Is there anyone who can beat Courtney Robertson?Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Courtney Robertson? Let alone defeat Her. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Courtney Robertson. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Courtney Robertson either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Courtney Robertson with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in her so she has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Courtney Robertson with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Izanagi and Izanami), her two original Rinnegan (which grant her Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on her forehead, capable of using the Infinite Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu, Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with her Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because she is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding her and nine Gudōdama floating behind her AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so she can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
What would happen if Villain Visi flicks the safety on right before as Robert is about to shoot himself?
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>>550042067-asfuck me i'm bad at spelling
>>550041635>I've been waiting for you, Robert!>I'll deal with you later!
>>550040016I think he's right in CHA, Robert spends the whole game giving out nonstop inspiring speeches that actually seem to work for the most part.
>>550042836He's definitely Cha, he has Royd working on his suit. I assume he's smart enough to make the most basic of repairs, but I think he's like a 3
>>550031324Doctors used to prescribe leeches and alcohol, I wouldn’t put much stock into what they used to do
>>550043165Well, he is also a hacker. He's smart enough to understand how shit works, just not enough to invent more shit.
>>550041160cute apu <3
>Rejected Courtney listened to Radio one last time and then deleted it after
Robert gets to come home to this every night
>>550041542HE IS NOT EVEN TRYING THEY ARE JUST THIRSTY BEING ATTRACTIVE IS “CHARISMA” NOT CHARISMA
>>550041635uh, yeah
>>550043801>edited it to have sour patch instead of an ashtraybasedshe will quit smoking for Bobert
I would worship Flambae’s feet after a hard day at work
>>550041160Based
>>550044194No. She will quit smoking for Beef.
>>550043801>that patch in the bottom rightyou literally could have just copied the same spot from the real non ai one and replaced it.
>>550044028my max level invisigal can take her
>>550044775Based
>>550044775Is there really much point in maxing out stats?
>>550043813Blazer blueballed him like annoying simp, but then speech in the conference room made her wet
>>550044775>taking Visi INTwhat the hell are you doing she's supposed to be DUMB
There’s literally a zero (0) chance Robert hasn’t jerked off in his mech shit at least once
>>550044912Yes/no. It’s good if you plan on sending them out solo since it lets you beat those secondary stat checks if they come up. Otherwise you should pair them with their synergy partner and stat accordingly.>>550044935I don’t find girls cute when they’re almost retarded.
>>550044935My Visi is a genius. She's simply on another level.
>>550044935She, isn't dumb, she's not clever. She thinks fast but not strategically
Like there’s no way the inside of that thing doesn’t smell like musty stale ass
>>550045478He probably has a bunch of Wunderbaums lying around
>>550044859>severely out of breath when she says thisumm... what was she doing?
>Visi is into scarsIf Robert originally looked like this, how does she react?
>>550045821
>>550045821that's not a great looking facial scar honestly. it's too far to the "deformed" side of the facial scar spectrum instead of the "cool" side.
>>550045984I disagree. It’s cool. And hot.
>>550045984There’s a lot more women out there than you think who goon to Sith Lords
>>550046068he looks less like a hot edgy boy and more like a former nazi bond vililain.
>>550046068emo bitch
>>550046224Haven’t you heard that Nazis are popular now?
>>550046224Nah he looks like the rugged mechanic boy who had a few accidents in his youth
>>550038412Phenomaman deserves so much better.
Beef is so heckin fat bros
>>550038629>Honeydew Melons>Waterboy's favorite
>>550048284>twink_fucked_hard_in_public.webm
>>550046224That messy too long hair and affable face couldn't be further from a stereotypical nazi.
>>550039447I agree. I guess it's simply due to narrative convenience. For crying out loud Phenomaman let's himself get caught and handcuffed as to be polite.>>550040780You haven't seen his full power.
>>550048568no i said the scar is like that in particular. it looks more blofeld than it does ezio.
director'cut better add a [Slap] choice
The fact that Flambae goes to his niece’s dance recitals says a lot about him. Also this means he has a sister or a brother.
>>550049428Only for Flambae
>>550049428director's cut needs one more date for each girl, somewhere around episode 5 or 6. maybe a mini in-between episode.
>>550035194>The power of love (and autism) defeated ShroudBravo Courtney.
>>550049617Makes me wonder how his family sees him? Flambae does mention he misses his dad. So I guess they don't look at him with scorn.
How does Courtney feel about Christmas?
>>550049889His job is well-paid, if he helps his family, they probably see him as a star
>>550031618Another one for my collection
>>550050190pretends to be dismissive about it but secretly gets in her PJs with some hot cocoa and rewatches the entire Rankin-Bass catalog each December
>>550050190She has a sweater with deer
...Blazer never did tell us her tragic origin story.
I wish I could draw, I'd make a nyoro~n version of Courtney
>>550051069it will probably turn out like his grandpa died saving her when she was a little girl or something.
>>550051069She's actually 100 years old and the amulet prevents her from agingThe girl that Mechaman Prime died to save in the intro is herAlso someone made fun of her brunette hair when she was young
>>550031618>@Grok how 2 make a baby wit wobert
>>550031618>i wan the numbahs wobert>a 76.28% chance you giv me a babe>and anotha 27.29% chance if you call me cute>C-courtney that adds up to more than 100 per->silence
>>550050190She never liked it but understands and comes around after her first Christmas as Courtney Robertson
>>550051254She has no respect to mecha man outside "wow you did it for free all those years". I bet it would be something like Starlight from the Boyz. Pretty face from big family looking for good job. Maybe she didn't suck the dick but someone bullied her for brunette hair
>>550039726Vigor too high.Mobility way too high.Charisma way too high.Here: 7/7/2/2/6Those are his stats.
>>550052241>She has no respect to mecha man outside "wow you did it for free all those years".She calls him a "true hero" at the start of the game.
>>550049889I can’t imagine everyone looking at him favorably if he’s suicidal, a significant factor in that comes from rejection from people close to you.
I'm putting coals in that bitche's stockings
Stalking Robert! Stealing Roberts pens when he looks away! Moving Roberts things when he looks away! Stealing Roberts keys and making duplicates before returning them! Breaking into Roberts house to eat Roberts food! Masturbating in Roberts bed to leave a scent! Watching Robert secretly when he uses the bathroom! Setting up hidden cameras in Roberts shower! Installing a tracker on Roberts car! Using Roberts toothbrush without Robert knowing! Stealing Roberts underwear! Committing crime for Robert to save people from so that Robert gets a promotion! Moving everything in Roberts apartment exactly one inch to the left! Making Robert food in Roberts apartment while he's at work! Letting Robert catch me on purpose!
>>550052634It's a recruiting flattery, she does "shut up and wear this wagie suit, Shinji" later
>>550053267>she does "shut up and wear this wagie suit, Shinji" laterI think that's fairly justified when they're supposed to keep their identities secret and Invisigal is around.
>>550031094tfw I have IRL Mandy but still yearn for Invisigal
>>550052787That's unfortunately true. Still, he seems to care for those around him even if he doesn't tend to show it. Cause why would he bother going out of the way to his neice's dance recital if he were estranged from his family? I guess at the very least he seems to try be a respectable figure to the youth. He even 100% the first dispatch on getting a kids ballon stuck in a tree. Granted he could be doing all that to look favorable to the masses as a "hero".
>>550053526same except I don't yearn for InvisigalInvisigal is best girl for Bobert and I will pick her every time for him but I don't personally want one.
God, you're a laser beam, you're all my teen dreamsAnd if I knew you in school, you'd be too cool for me
>>550050213I wonder if they like Mecha Man at all. It would be hilarious if his relatives are the biggest fans much to Flambae's dismay.
>>550053526>you have the wholesome walking green flag but yearn for the troubled self-destructive red flag
>>550053452Nah, the whole ep 2-3 it's a humiliation ritual. Robert tries to speak to her as to a person he met in ep1, but every time she show him his place and raises boss-subordinate boundaries. She could deal with it in many ways but she took defensive positions, and used her authority to justify her fuck ups.
>>550055026You sure you're not just thinking of how the story obviously wants her to feel guilty about Phenomaman? Both that she'd technically be cheating as long as she still hasn't dumped him, and that she accidentally led Robert on by acting too personable and not professionally enough even though she actually is interested (which doubles down on the previous point)?I really didn't get "mean bitch boss" from her in the slightest. Just awkwardness until the whole situation gets cleared up.
>>550044775No, she can't. And being insecure about it won't help.
>>550052241>>550051632>>550055026>>550053267Invisible simps are seriously embarrassing. All they do is lie and false flag. The insecurity is out of control
How does Robert cope knowing at any moment he could (and probably will be) raped by an invisible force?
>>550055407You're arguing with an Invisibitch simp. They lie and shitpost as easily as Invisibitch turns invisible.
>>550055836Its not rape of its from his wife
>>550051069Season 2 set up, baby. Her character is still wide open for more stories and she's still a complete mystery
>>550055979I guess once I finished the game and saw that much of it was driven by the romance choice between two girls, I should have expected the waifu wars to be pretty fierce.
>>550055979>BBjeet of all people calling anyone a shitposter
>>550056653It's really just a lot of underage kids who shouldn't even be posting here, who spam endlessly about Invisigal while constantly shitposting about Blazer. They're legitimately just children. It's extremely important to them that people dislike Blazer. That's why they lied about her nonstop every single week during the games release
>>550055836>>550056096>Has never had sex
>>550053526>I have IRL MandyNo, you don't.>Yearn for InvisigalNo, you don't!
>>550057883I have in fact had sex.Its not all that greatA passionate night of making love to your wife is not the sane
>>550052634Everything Blazer says and does is a lie according to Invisibitch simps. Why? Because they watched The Boys.This blatant and rampant hypocrisy really comes into full view once it's clear that Blazer protects and supports Invisigal.
uh oh
>>550055407It's not about p-man or mean, more about how she sees him, and she sees him, not as a retired hero but as an intern who allows himself too much. She does the usual buddy's tour for newbies and is not willing to see him outside her office after . She stared to see him again only after successfull shits and the motivation speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvZSCGWEVEE
>>550058453Invisibitch simps do be getting nervous when their hugbox is disrupted by one person calling out their endless lies. Instead of just admitting that they're wrong/lying/trolling.
>>550058578You must have played a different game because I distinctly remember that the way the actual scenes go, Blazer kinda trips over Waterboy a bit to get Robert in as fast as she can and is noticeably acting closer to him.>but as an intern who allows himself too much.At what point in the game does it suggest Blazer thinks Robert is taking liberties or not doing his job as he should?
>>550058578As I said, this is an Invisible simp, and no one should ever waste their time arguing with this underageb&. He's going to be crying and complaining about Blazer being a good person for the rest of his life.
>>550058884>quotes pee-wee laterDork.
Not a bitch!Not a bitch!
>>550058754>see someone criticize BB>assume its an invisifaglol
>>550058754>one personAt least you admit to that you autistic retard
>>550058838The longer you argue with Invisible simps, the more and more deranged they become.
>>550058754so its fine for you to endlessly shit on visi but one person criticizes BB (that wasnt even a visifag) you gonna have a melty about it?
>>550059262>but one person criticizes BBI'm the other anon that originally got replied to, but if the criticism is obviously made up bullshit, why wouldn't we call it out?
You LIE about Blazer. I tell the TRUTH about Visi.We are not the same and we never will be. Stay mad forever
>>550059203Nice.
>>550059358>>550059381idgaf about what the original argument is but its clear the BBfag is just looking to start fights as usual.
>gets called out for being an underaged lying shitposter>"BUT WHAT ABOUT OKLAHOMA?"I win again, it seems
>>550059508>idgaf about what the original argument isIf you have no idea what this is about but still entered the argument, how are you not the one looking for fights?
>>550059605did you not see the 10 post above me from the same BBfag thats seething about Visifags because some guy shitposted about BB?
Robert owes Courtney love.
>>550059605I know you have good intentions here my friend. You want to discuss, you're clearly a logical, straight thinking person too and I respect that.You are gonna have to recognize this reality. Most Invisible simps are deranged, they want Robert to be raped, they like Robert getting abused by Visi. They lie as easily as Invisibitch turns invisible. It's not a joke, dude.>>550059714Why are you shitposting and lying about Blazer every single day of your life and then getting upset when BBGODS call you an Invisible simp?
>>550059604>anyone i dont like is underageif anything being 30+ and shilling for a fictional waifu this much is even sadder
>>550059404Sauce if you're interested.https://xcancel.com/valentitans/status/1999312984783687853
>>550059903So your always here because the government pays you autism bucks right?
Invisible simps really need to police their own. I know they have no standards for decent behavior and just excuse any and all manner of toxic and immature actions, but come on now. There's a difference between your fictional waifu and the way that (You) behave
please ad hoc, just say season 2 has begun pre production
>>550060541they will announce at summer games fest, trust
>>5500605412 more major gaming events.
since when vagueposting became the new meta, everyone is doing it now
