>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.co/d5guide>Latest Nightreign patch notes https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-103>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC) https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>Main Information Document https://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Planners https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Map https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Password ergTouch Bloodstain: >>550052578
GG Colddogs.Shame, I was hoping for hotdogs considering how stacked we all were.Ty for full hp neg dupe Trish. That mine at start felt risky but I went for it since it looked like you could've used upgraded fist but that red giant dropped useful red weapons.
>>550135775gg finally the dog didn't hit me at all because I get cocky cuz it's normal dog
shut up latinx we're deporting you back to mexico
What killed the hype?
>>550136114name? for the ICE 4chan team?
>>550135279Can't wait for him to show up in depthso.
>>550136197no sote weapons, map locked behind "do more everdark for coins", and two/three shot and dead is not balanced. t. person who did the whole elden dlc with no scuda fragments like you're supposed to.
'addy it down'zuk it upsneed it leftand slugma it around
>>550136280nezuktrishyerbaterx
3 bars run erg
>>550135121Is dreg relic scholar a good idea or do I just run his remembrance relics
Friendly threadly reminder to unblock tr*sh
>>550136825Only times I’ve ever got use out of the rot is when I was using a twinblade, I think the attack buff is strong but overall you’re better just using the nun or birds relic. I do have an idea for greatbow arcane raider with the rot thing (retaliate into rain of arrows) but I can’t be bothered making it rn desu fr
>>550136114shut up terrjeet we're deporting you back to bangladesh
>>550136197The game mechanics themselves. The game could unironically revive with a non timed mode.
Twerking at nightlords so they focus on me while my teammates revive each other
am dumbwhat does this first line actually mean?
why does this thread hate greatbow builds so much? zorjeet is hard carrying d5 randoms with it
>>550135121Cutest /erg/ poster?
>>550138739>zorban is carryingLmao
gg dreg
>>550138906ggs dreglord libra was mildy annoying
>>550138739Zorbjeet is the carried
just got undertaker's last unique relic...seems a bit broken, i mean i don't think any other character gets something this good from a remembrance
>>550136114He said he’s from Indonesia so get it right please>GAYPA
>>550139030Not saying he's god tier but he does genuinely carry a good portion of his matches. A "bad" player by /erg/ standards is still like top 10% of rando players.
>>550136440That one attack in last phase where the Dreglord leans forward and quickly swings his weapon horizontally twice in front of him will end so many runs.https://youtu.be/9gla436o82E?t=203 This attack
>>550136197No dlc weapons/skills killed the hype hard Fromsoft are fucking retarded.Game also needs more randomisation there's not nearly enough seeds
>>550138475
>characters get unique movesets for their weapon type>they fucking suck compared to the normal oneWhy
>>550139102Recluse's bone relic is a close 2nd but of course Undertaker's wins because its a unique effect you can't get elsewhere
>>550139884The recluse bone relic is overrated. Int+3 is a nothingburger and the two ult effects are nice but not 100% necessary. Earring and Cleansing Tear are both better.
>>550139786I like wylders roll poke and heavies
good morning erg!!
>>550139786I dont care what anyone says raiders 2h r1s are great you just arent using them right.
>>550136197Nothing. They announced exactly what was in it and then delivered it. People are spoiled if they expected unannounced extra content.
gg slow burn adel
gg gigadel, that was rough
>>550138739It's very strong, but it takes a while to come online, so half the game is them not doing much. Also it's a build used on melee characters so people think they have a frontline only to have them standing even farther away than the caster. >>550138830NTA but>Literally deletes D5 everdarks in 2-5 minutes with Rain of Arrows He carries quite often with greatbow and he has like a 90% winrate when using it. He's also very good at making builds. Go watch his Executor Halo Scythe games from 2 days ago, he killed everdark Libra in about a minute. Sure he blunders hilariously at times, and everyone makes fun of him for it, but most of the time he's a good player.
>>550140686>that team I can see why
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/live/v6vDWD4qSKY?si=-yP4JI4I1DVd8VOQ
i think i spent 5k steam points giving a clown award to every review i could find that said something positive about forsaken hollows
>5 expedition loss streak >Victory where we slaughtered the NL and didn't even break a sweatSomehow I still feel defeated. It could always be this easy if people just thought for more than .01 seconds.
>>550140686>>550140671thank god it was just adelgg invader poison ruins kek that surely killed our momentum, we should've fought them in a safer spot
>>550140035g'day rya-poster, your sense of morning is almost worse then mine
>>550140748>zullie was a literal MtF vtuber from venezuela all alongholy fucking shit
ZULLIE IS A VTUBER AAAAAAAAhttps://youtu.be/LYM1dmXp9Zs?si=sbUP9oXMPYoUC3iH
>>550140807>fought them in a safer spotprobably yeah lmao or done that camp on the way
>>550140748>>550140997Sounds like MtF troon
>>550140997He actually was a woman all along?!?!?!??!!?????
>>550140997wow
>>550140997>>550140748That's a man.I mean obviously
>>550140940>>550140997Tranny coded OC but the voice sounds biologically female, so probably real girl?
q dlc or dOn?
>>550141282>Tranny coded OCZullie is a DS2 character not an OC
>>550140997lmao, this says it all really
>>550141360are you retarded
>>550141386>removed Adam's apple surgery kek
I'm sad that we never got Malenia and Mike dogs.DLC would have been perfect for twin dog boss
>>550141445Read nigga read
>>550141503KEK
>>550141589He asked if you're retarded because he was clearly talking about the bat character she made.
>>550141386>>550141503nice kinda hidden detail lol
>>550140997voice sounds forced, 99% sure it's a mtf lmao
He sounds so nervous....Understandably
someone ask him if hes trans or not
2/3 DLC
>>550140997> coughing a lot> rasp voice> "female" presentationobviously a tranny that had vocal chord surgery relatively recently.absolutely dropped
>>550141503it would be so funny if that was the "critical medical bills" she crowdfunded $15k for
>>550141798I don't want to bully him...
>>550141503kek, but i think its supposed to be like a leg corset but on the neck? (leg corset is a weird kind of piercing freaks get)
>>550141503loooool
her voice isn't trans, it has some female quirks, she's just fat
drawing is cute thoughever
>>550142061yeah, or that, the accent has a landwhale-ish tone to it
>>550141838.................
>>550135121Haven't visited /vg/ in a long while.The Dark Souls generals don't exist anymore, it seems?What a shame. I was planning to look up their recommended mod list for PtD edition when I get to play it again.
>>550141503OH FUCK IT ACTUALLY REPRESENTS A NECK SURGERYsaid on stream
>>550140035It’s afternoon buddy>>550139369This>>550136509Shut up terr
>>550142220
I'd still plap Zullie even if he was a boy out of respectMaybe I wouldn't actually plap him but I would frot his feminine cock for sure
okay i didn't think she was trans but naming that OC lydia is the least cis thing you could possibly do
>>550142272>The Dark Souls generals don't exist anymore, it seems?you can thank these subhuman vermins >>550136509>>550136703the general didn't die organically, it became a discrod troon central and everyone non-mentally ill left permanently
I hate having hammer dormant powers on Undercaker because of the finger hammer. I hate seeing it. I hate looking at it.
done with poe2, i am now queuing
>>550142721Finger hammer is kino
>caligo ice patch spawns right on me>run away only for another to appear in front of me>madness stuns me while deathblight ticks up and kills melovely boss
>>550142721Imagine not having enjoyed fingering people in ER.
>>550140871>>550142367
>>550140997>souls dataminer is a troonZero people shocked
>>550140997TROOOOOON loooool
I miss Malenia.
>>550140997HAHAHAHAPEOPLE INSISTED THIS WAS A REAL WOMAN
>>550141841>obviously a tranny that had vocal chord surgery relatively recently.Is that a thing? Can you get surgery to sound more femenine?
>>550142543Well, on a bright side, I found the rentry link for their old OP, so it's alright.Reading the text left by a long-gone kingdom. Can't get more FromSoft-y than this.
>>550141386>trans furry vtuberWhy can't dataminers just be normal...
>>550140997>raspy>lisp>forced femme voicethats 3/3
bonfirevn wontroons lost
>>550144009https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminization_laryngoplasty?useskin=vector
this mfer is never addressing the tranny allegations huh
>>550140997>troon voicelol
>>550144278Science has gone too far.
>>550140997>it's a fucking troonLeast shocking reveal of all time award.
For a group that is so vanishingly small, there sure seem to be a lot of troonies
imagine erg if DoN didn't allow password matchmaking
>>550144242I like bonfire. He seems chill
>>550144086Isn't there a meme that goes like if every plane going to the furry con in Vegas would crash basically all tech companies would burn down because there's so many furries in tech admin?
The q? In progress
>>550140997>Nightreign comms broke Zullies eggWew, you think she lurks here? H-hello madam >~<
>Zuh-leeWtf
>>550141559I just kinda assumed they weren't given dogs because both were considered failures in the eyes of the fingers. Only the empyrean candidates that fit their criteria get dogs.
>>550144461You'll see a lot of them in gaming media because most gamers are men. Most MtF Trans were just dorky gamers until the brain worms won and obviously kept the hobby. You don't see nearly as many in sports media or the sciences, that's for sure.
ZULLIE WON/dsg/ LOST/bbg/ LOST/erg/ LOST
>>550139973it would be better if recluse's ult wasn't so meh
desu at this point i don't think she's trans, just a fat with chronic fat problems. the worst part is that she hasn't started nightreign yet, preferring to get high off the attention from chat. this is how streamers lose their souls.>>550144858she started being zullie in 2014 /dsg/ fight club threads
>>550145450She has made tons of Nightreign videos already
>>550143619Play elden ring
>>550140997The surgery money people raised worked!!!!!
>>550145546you are a retard
>>550145108They were specifically chosen by the Fingers, Ranni says so.
>>550145631WE DID IT /erg/!!!!!
>>550145450streamers have no soul period
>>550140997Why does she sound like a man?
>>550142404>frotReal men SUCK their girlfriend's cock
So it's a tranny with a vocal cord op, noted.
>>550145161>the sciencesClearly you are not involved in current upper academia.
>>550141503>>550141386ENVIRONMENTAL STORYTELLING
Any nightreign players among the troon connoisseurs here?
>>550145784>click into the stream>LITERALLY talking about vocal cord surgeryI thought that was just a joke lmao
I knew it! No woman could ever become so invested or proficient in game anslysis
>>550145784This is the "medical expense" for which he was begging for money ahahahaha
Zullie is a fucking tranny lmaoooooooooooooooooooLet's laugh at this pathetic troon shall we?
>>550146182Is this new info to some people?
>>550146182Tgirls are /erg/ culture, newfriend.
>>550144086Turbo autists and trooning out; a tale as old as time
>someone trying to shill a troon game in the chathahahah
So what IS the Great Hollow?
>>550146383zullie's dilated axe wound
>>550145450>this is how streamers lose their souls.That's any streamer once they leave double digit views.Having hundreds/thousands/more of people fawning over you, cheering you on, praising you and showering you with free money while you do literally nothing but sit there fundamentally warps the human brain's proper social emotion mechanisms. We're not built to handle it and it's why only the tiniest fraction of streamers remain even the slightest bit normal.
>>550144086lance mcdonald seems normal
>>550140997He's going to kill himself within the year lolololol
>>550140997anyone ITT saying this sounds like anything remotely like a woman needs to commit suicide immediately!
Doing Undertaker rememberance after having played scholar is very boring. Feels like you get 2 and a half abilities that while very good, are very easy to be good with and requires no thought. Scholar feels like shit until you get his relics online and then you get to be a Guardian Executor combo that shits out buffs and debuffs while Undertaker's only real depth comes from deciding whether you want to rip out your spine or get a cool ass dress that lets you auto dodge.Also why not make a 3rd character if its a 3 player game? Dragon Priestess was right there and its not like Dragon Communion is viable on any caster unless you get INSANELY lucky with Recluse relics.
>>550146441You really like thinking about that, huh?
>>550146513Nah he's a beta male libcuck that got offended over 'hard r' graffiti in Stellar Blade.
>>550146383probably a graveyard for the large, tree-like giants we see trough the game made by the nox, hence the ruins and crystals
>>550146383A great hollow, the great hollow even.Great means really bigHollow is when something is empty inside, like a cave.
>>550146261Shocked that it seems to be as well, honestly. By this point I thought literally everyone knew but I guess ER and then Nightreign brought in some newfags who weren't aware?It's like the most obvious thing ever and has been for a long ass time.
Why are trannies always sober freaks? Does sobriety cause mental illness?
>>550145450You're deaf nigga that is a textbook troon voice and unmistakably male.
>>550146602weird factoid to carry around
>>550146602Bonfire Vn seems ok. Anything going on with that guy?
>>550146712I mean the persona was based on a ds2 character so it was a lock for troondom from jump street. >>550146786Sober isn't the word for it. They are on medications that addle them chemically and get addicted to the feeling. They aren't drunks but they are abusing chemicals way harder than anyone else outside of baseheads.
>>550146128>anons were shitposting this at the time>they were 100% rightTroons are living shitposts
>>550146182Remember that one /dsg/ retard who would get asshurt and whine that "zullie is a real woman, she even had a female-only surgery" every time it was brought up? dumbass man lol
>>550147075We weren't shitposting, it was obvious
gg gaydel
>>550146182Wey is she ghey?>>550140997Wey is you ghey?
nightreign?
>>550147238gg leda
>>550147172even doe she got the surgery to become a biofoid
ggs ED caligo we deseve this win we really do
>temporarily converts damage into HP>drink>die right after?
>>550144086>furryI don't even know what that avatar qualifies as honestly. Aside from being ugly as fuck.I can't tell if it's >woaw heckin UwU monstergirl!or>I want a furry model but then I won't have le cute anime girl face
gg it wasn't even close
>>550147310>NO STOP you can't just talk about zullie the witch, the most profilic ER content creator, in /erg/ >i'm going to have to get the jannies involved! retard
Guys you have no idea how important this is to me, I feel so vindicated right now
>>550147075Wasn't kinda obvious though? When it comes to actually begging money on the internet most tend to actually give a reason for said surgery if it is life saving or is important to maintain their livelihood.
>>550147446kill yourself, gossip muncher
>>550147393did you get hit by split damage? Did you die to split damage raping you after reading something you thought would make you invincible?You really thought they put a flask in the game that turned off damage for a while? Anon, really now.
>>550147381gg caligo holy shit, thanks for the clutchif the run were to hinge on my wendy we were fucked, why didn't you guys take it when I dropped it at the shelter
>>550147440we fought tooth an nail the entire expedition
Wow turns out that shark plushie on zullies bed WAS meant to be a blahaj after all huh?
>>550147612Converts damage received into HP for a short time
Zullie is the best female Souls creator?
>>550147672I wish it wasn't a troon symbol because I like it.
>>550147393it only works with non physical damage, they didn't include that info in the descryption, as a joke
>>550147821I'm pretty sure they are better creators that are actually female. So no.
>>550147821wouldn't the best female Souls creator have to be female?
>>550147875It's kind of cringe even without that association. Forced ass trend. Buy a shamu.
>>550146182This general is full of trannies anonIf anything Zullie is an inspiration for them
>>550147813So what did you think would happen? Really? You read it and thought you couldn't die while it was active huh? Why would they add something like that to the game idiot? Why would it be something in 75% of boss fights? You think we were all just activating a god mode and skipping the damage?I'll humor you because you seem dumb - it converts 1 type of damage to hp. >it doesn't say that!using it once shows you it does though.
>>550148065there are no trannies here
>>550147626i didn't want it kek
>>550140997This is unironically the surgery she got.
>>550148175>there are no trannies here
>>550148065Statistically that isn't possible its the Finnish Gambit all over again. They just aren't a populace population and when accounting for rounding errors you arrive at 0%.
This nigga really likes Zelda huh
>>550147889Kek
>>550147634also ALL day 1 bosses were red, wtf was up with that, they took forever
>>550146874You seem upset>>550146880Nah he's cool from what I can tell
>>550148148I like to use it against caligos armor move>i'm a baiting troon!We know bro
>>550147889You got hit by a gravity stone there btw. They have the most insane tracking in the game and retard range.
>>550148175theres at least one confirmed one and probably a couple more hiding
>>550148540You can be a baiting troon if you want we apparently have a few here. Using it to avoid a big move once needs you to understand how the flask works first, anon isn't there yet troonbro.
fromsoft games are for trannies. gwyndolin, the sex change coffin, rollslop has always been tranny shit
>>550148398>This nigga really likes Zelda huhWhy are so many troons obsessed with Nintendo?
>>550148148Too many words. Not reading.
>>550148671oh yeah? who are the trannies then?
>>550148692>transwitchWhat the fuck?
>dropping violent threats randomly Definitely a troon
>>550148707Infantilization/Arrested development. Mentally they want to return to a younger time when their hormones weren't betraying them at every step.
>>550148692Everything can seem tranny shit if you are deluded enough. You ain't winning against these types leave them alone and if you have to interact treat them like a mentally retarted child.
>>550147889From's usual fetish for being needlessly cryptic with effect descriptions clashes so badly with NR's intended gameplay.Maybe I'm just being an autismo but like come on motherfucker I'm not trying to craft a wayward k***ht traversing a broken world and so only knowing "Empowers physical blows after taking damage" is fine, I'm trying to figure out which bonus will help me get mogged less often in a game about doing run after run, and knowing one thing is 30% vs the other being a whopping 7.5% would be very handy.
>>550149106>hp restored from consuming medical boluses, etc
>still attracted to womenAGP moment
$20k surgery and nigga still sound like a man
>>550149106you are not being illogical here, the fact that you cannot tell which effects stack and which don't unless you look it up is ridiculous
>>550149358that's the funniest part, This is probably him trying as hard as possible with a voice modulator and possibly even having had surgery, for sure voice training
>adel as rangedComfy. Fun.>adel as meleeSIT THE FUCK STILL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLEWHY DOES BITING THE AIR 20 FEET AWAY FROM ME HIT MEHOW AM I BEING HIT FROM BEHIND YOUHOW AM I NOT BEING HIT WHEN IN FRONT OF YOUSTOP FUCKING TAKING TWO STEPS TO ZONE ME EVERY TIME I SWINGFor real it's infuriating.
He really should have waited until after the new year for this. From a general compassion standpoint seeing this happen 2 weeks before Christmas is not good.
To me, saw cleaver's moveset sends a uniquely strong message of "I hate you and I will cut you to pieces" - does anything in ER come close to that?
>>550148885cardboard cupcake, spams all the gross fat art>>550148932its typical behavior, they're only obsessed with surface details and what validates themI imagine their "logic" is that since Ranni discarded her flesh and now inhabits a doll body thats somehow an allegory for being trans and their "lived experience"
>>550149564What?
>>550149513stop chasing him, he comes to you.
which character do trannies play?
>twitter screencaps>muh e-celeb gossip>trans gossipi thought i was on /erg/, not /v/
>>550149718I have to chase him because ranged keep pulling aggro by being able to do damage.
>>550146623But I dont like that because I was trying to ignore the big tree corpse because it contradicts my headcanon
>>550149047>Infantilization/Arrested development. Mentally they want to return to a younger time when their hormones weren't betraying them at every step.Don't we all.....
>>550149790His pattern is to run out and then jump back in, go find your ranged and stand near them.
>>550149347>still attracted to women>AGP momentIt's always transbians lmao
Soz was a bit laggy and I kept misreading sigil signals/my dodge was always a bit off
gg ED libramagic really doesn't do enough to the main bodyi think at some point you just say fuck the condemned an do all your damage to libra while the melee trains the condemned
BROS.....WE HAVE CONFIRMATION!somewhat, at least
>>550140997definitely a mtf. good voice training though t.ranny
>>550149341All the HP ones fuck me off especially badly because it creates the pretence that From would ever let HP regeneration effects be worth anything. I've had up to a total of like +6 "HP from successive attacks" once and it still gave me literal pixels on the bar.And then you get the BB rally one and it lets you heal back most the damage from every fucking attack.
>>550149751Zullie is gennie culture newfag
>>550150193>>550150197ggbeing the only person without less likely was very painful, libra would teleport on me from offscreen while i was trying to dodge 4 condemned at once
>>550150252>moderatorFuck it I believe it
>>550150372kill yourself, /v/ermin
>>550148175there are trannies everywhere on this site. we just don't mention it usually outside of /LGBT/ because you will all chimp out
erg can you help an anon out?i'm cheeks at nightreign, i beat all the base bosses back when the game dropped and came back for dlc. Im trying to beat dredgelord but im getting bodied. I mained raider. I'm not sure if I should keep playing him. I enjoy playing with others but I feel like im not good enough to carry. Should i pick someone else? Im on my 8th defeat in a row. Im not even sure what the meta relics buffs i should be going for are.
>>550148326>ywn stretch Zullie's tranny throatpussy with your BWCBros.....
>>550150197I honestly don’t like killing the condemned past riot since when it’s only one in one side they sorta focus/unfocus you nonstop if they have nothing to fight
>>550150464i appreciate your sacrifice
>zullie gameplaywhat do you guys expect? will she be a floor kissing shitter?
Zullie the troon x Dragonarian collab on stream??!
>>550150534>kill yourself, /v/erminI bet elden ring was your first souls game tourist newfag
>>550150293Fun fact, most of the successive hit counters are you filling the same imaginary bar; and the more of them you take, the faster the bar degens.
>>550150773>she
>>550150841the fuck do you know about souls, you e-celeb dick muncher
>>550149513That's half the bosses anon.I would fucking kill for them to do something to tweak how aggro works considering a solid chunk of the roster for end bosses follows a loop of:>hit boss a few times>it suddenly snaps around and decides to do a huge gap closing attack at another player 40000m away>surge-sprint after it so you have a hope of actually reaching it>by the time you get to it you have 1/8th stamina left>wait for it to regen so you can do damage>swing once or twice>boss locks on to another player 40000m awayGets worse with ranged people in the party because their AI is obviously made to hyperfocus any ranged damage sources because it lacks any actual method to deal with being engaged like that
Can they please fix executor ult it’s so unbelievably garbage why the fuck is it the only one that kills you
>zullie's team going into half hp castle and succeedingbros....she's making us look bad...
>>550150940>the fuck do you know about souls, you e-celeb dick muncherIf you knew about souls you would knew about ZullieGo back to r*ddit
>>550150773Watch him just not stream because of the response, or stream but literally never talk and then turn the stream off very quickly after starting for nebulous reasons.
2/3 dlc
>>550151152Urmmm /erg/ies?????? Our response???? Zullie is actually better at the game than us??????
>>550150663Raider is the best character for normal bosses. Worst for depths but you're not doing those yet. Just use his skill against big attacks and stack a lot of damage mitigation.
>>550151165>If you knew about souls you would knew about ZullieNo, you'd know about them if you were a youtube slop addicted consooomer. Ive played these games since Dark Souls 1 came out on PC and have no idea who this person is beyond you forever online faggots yapping about them here.
Nah das GAWDLIKE zullie
>>550149790Eh there's no dps cutoff, just hit him when it's convenient. I stopped giving a shit and just play spastic bosses like that slow when I play melee because chasing after them gets me raped all the time
Ranni is the second oldest REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEin my headcanon
>>550140739kys zorjeet hope your viewer count keeps dropping
headcanon is one of the most annoying words of all time
>>550151165>if you knew about eceleb gossip, you'd know about games>"uhhh, r-reddit!"seriously? you cannot play the series unless suck up to some freak? grim, guess all the demon's souls playthrougjs don't count!
>>550150663I'm not up and up on the relic meta but if you're doing it, STOP taking collosal weapons with him. First thing to do on every raider run is drop his starting weapon for the first decent other thing you find. Faster weapons, even marginally, will allow you to be much more responsive with his left ability.
>>550151537Its a mantra so he can cope with himself anon don't even stress it. You could say the player character is the Tarnished and that guy will reeeee and call it headcanon. Lore as a concept triggers him because it all goes over his head.
Such an ugly raspy voice I hate freaks
>>550151681>>550151434>>550151537We don't actually know who is the second oldest thoughbeitlyever
>>550151807We know lolcow. >its always a triple reply for some reasonits weird isn't it?
>>550151367>>550151614You are a tourist and not part of the community stay filtered
bro... she's making us look gay...
Nighreign made this general really schizo
'ullie is thread culcha.
>>550150651Baby
Even though it was always schizo and pozzed
>>550151807messmer and melina are the oldest.if you don't count them, then it's morgott, then mohg
>>550152028i think its just dsg refugees
AAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEE ZULLIE XISTERS NOT LIKE THI-ACK!
Zullie do be dropping some TRVKES that erg isn't ready to hear....
>>550152028Dsg's death and the arrival of dsgers here was worst>>550152183Are we sure Melina is older? To me she seemed like a last born type of character
I'm going to play revenant and twirl for every single erg'er
That run was nothing short of a greek tragedy on hubris.
>>550152341>>550152183Youngest are definitely Melina or Mike and Malenia.But this was about Carian siblings
This is going to make any neat shit zullie makes future info videos about fucking impossible to even bring up, isn't t?
>>550152454Sorry I got hit by the random bullshit on the ground off screen.
>>550152454retarded shitter
>>550151884oh, i will gladly stay out of your trans celebrity cult
>"there was a restricted range of motion to my vocal cords and had it like... rearrange a little bit"
>>550152454did you win
>>550151864>LolcowWho?
>>550152454Holy shitter lobby
>>550152604so the emergency surgery was nothing life threatening and was tranny cosmetic surgery huh
>>550152510No. This is how it has been since day 1 with him. People always knew this about him and his closest orbiters spent years gaslighting everyone over it instead of ever addressing it directly. People always said he was trans even way back in the day.
>>550152718>tranny cosmetic surgeryThat's life threatening for them
>>550151358Thank you, I tried DoN before and won a run but im definitely not good enough for it yet. I also read the links in OP and saw that raider/gaurdian don't get picked for it. That's kinda why i thought of picking a different character. >>550151654So should i just pickup any strength scaling weapon?would a relic setup like this be ok?
>>550152718yephow much did he scam his viewers for in total? the surgery is something like $20k
>zullie dropping less likely for teammateswhy is he retarded
>>550152795Good on them for gaming the system somehow I guess. Imagine if we went and got dick enlargement surgeries and told the doctors it was because we fear we will be persecuted after penis inspection day then they ask what penis inspection day is and we tell them and then they do the operation. Its remarkably similar to how this whole thing snowballed.
q don
>soulstuber who's just autistic about certain games is bad at the spinoffseems to happen a lot and makes sense also who cares just q don meow meow meow
The voice itself isn't a giveaway, if you think it's definitive proof of Zullie being a tranny then you're actually just admitting you don't talk to women. Especially if she really had throat surgery that isn't to do with tranny voice correction. But all the surrounding context does not bode well... If she isn't trans I'll watch all her streams. If he is trans I won't even stay subscribed.
>>550153040Terminally online obsessed parasocial faggots are why these mental freaks spiral out of control.
>>550153254i'm qing but it's 1/3
This general shtting on Zullie for being a tranny is like watching someone at the Special Olympics shit on their opponents for being bigger downies than they are.
>>550153297how about you ignore both scenarios and shut up about oof topic shit instead?
>old dsg poster>troons outDid xhe at least remember to yem it up first?
>>550153297i cant imagine giving this much of a fuck. dont you guys have real problems?
>>550153297>The voice itself isn't a giveawayYes it is. That's not a deep female voice, it's a textbook troon voice.
>>550152604>>550144278So this is it? The essential surgery he NEEDED to get (and beg for money for) so he could speak on his videos and become a vtuber, was vocal chord surgery so he could put on a shitty tranny voice instead of his normal gigachad deep voice that he had dysphoria about?
>>550146281<3
>>550153464No>>550153579If I had real problems I obviously wouldn't be posting about this lol
DoN 1/3...
wish you didn't hog all the negation, it evidentially did you no good but would've saved meattempt, hotdog, made
>>550153426this but unironically
>>550153304>Terminally online obsessed parasocial faggots are why these mental freaks spiral out of control.Said the anon on 4chan
>>550153781Names. Right now.
>>5501537133/3
>>550153781get hogged
Damage negation is a noob trap. If you're good you don't need it because you don't get hit, if you're bad you'll still die it will just take two hits.
>>550153821>we live in a society
>>550153821hey, some of us are not parasocial
epic mark iframes there kek>>550153781you could've pinged or something, I didn't check your weapons
>>550153426They are jealous of ZullieNone of the troons here have the courage to put themselves out there and contribute something of value to the souls community
hey guys, I guess that's it
What downsides are tolerable on the deep relics? I've got a few "cooldown on enemy death" optiosn I'm trying to decide between
>>550153919spotted the wylder main
>>550153304The absence of the typical or nuclear support structure a person used to have and should still have is why. With that void THEN the parasocial freaks can seep into your mind to fill that void. I think this is a new form of Munchausen's by proxy. The proxy has become completely faceless but still having the same psychological abusive affectation. Munchausen's is historically framed within a relationship of overbearing love that warps, but this produces a similar result with no love involved, just incessant yesmanning to bad ideas.
>>550154016I'm not jealous of her, I think she's super cool. I'm really happy that so many people love her.
>>550154007Best outfit in the game is that set combined with Melina's boots
>>550152852personally i'd run ED maris relic instead of the normal onerelic 2 is total ass swap it for literally anything, partial hp restoration, raider character skill upgrade, phys up +2 etc etcsame with relic 3if you have dormant power fists you can go with that, maybe pick up the arcane respec relic and fuck shit up with star fists/spiked cestus
>>550153998Pinging doesn't work often in /erg/.>ping location>other two ignore itIf you ignore THEIR pings though they get very uppity.
zullie just wanted to take xir grift to the next level so xey could livestream for donations and not have to get a real job
>>550153616except you shut up
>>550152732I remember the shizo theory over him being an older loretuber named hellkite drake
>>550153587Plenty of real women do sound like that. Refer back to my first post...
>>550154207</3
>>550154034kek, why is none of this coming from zullie (not watching xhim's stream)
>>550154092>typical or nuclear support structure a person used to havenuclear family is a meme pushed by modern america, people used to live in generational householdsthat being said, you're not wrong that these faggots today have zero support structure
God damn that bat avatar is disgusting to look at.
>>550154373sellen would never do that
dlc 2/3
>>550154459>"she would not bond with you but she'd become a cringe reddit pic"shut up
>>550154142>I'm not jealous of her, I think she's super cool. I'm really happy that so many people love her.Based sister!
>>550146182Normies are so funny. Yes bro the nerd dataminer soulstuber is totally a woman with a vagina and not some guy who got his brain fried by adderall as a kid and now thinks he's a girl. I'm sure that a woman with a vagina would be very interested in datamining Souls games, this is exactly what women do.
>birdjeet 4 bars even on zullie's streambrahmin saars...not like this....
>>5501538214chan is the opposite of parasocial. "para" for parasitic, meaning the relationship between two people is of one-sided benefit. E-celeb shit is built around the central person being a parasite benefitting from many others, there is nothing one-sided about two chuds on 4chan calling eachother faggots. Dont assume everyone else who chooses to be anonymous is as miserable as you are.
>>550154275No they don't. Post one real woman who sounds like that.
>>550154459She would.T. Knower
>>550154771Zulie
gg ED bugsyknow i thought the heal from the whorl would outpace the laser beam damagemAce put on night invaders it's good
Why is anyone surprised he's a troon? Women famously cannot resist showing their face or voice for attention
>>550154250Thats way too far in the weeds for me. I only remember Zullie being big in the datamining field and the persona being a ds2 witch and people putting the autistic interests together and assumed. Correctly lol. >>550154325I meant it in a more classical support structure and not Nuclear Family of the Atomic Age™. Some men don't have a father figure to look up to, no hero to aspire to, no male friends to share moments with when they hit milestones in life. It can produce a ripe mind to influence in a contrary way when they already don't have a frame of reference for how you are wrong.
>>550154601Reddit > 4chan
>>550154295Don't listen to him babyYou are cute and valid to me
GGs bugsWas my first time on Depth 5, but it went pretty well. Good stuff, lads.
>>550154887<3 <3 <3
>>550154845then go back
>>550154892Read the guide in the OP please
>>550154892you did good
i remember when zullie used to post on /dsg/ and /bbg/i miss those times.
>>550153579>dont you guys have real problems?Why yes, would you like to instead talk about replacing the dying 561 diode laser on our aging Zeiss confocal, which had the misfortune of nearly frying itself literally a few days after the closure of the financial year? I think I'd rather continue with the discussion of troon sociology. There hasn't been a good souls game since DS1 anyway, not like there's much else to discuss in this shithole of a thread.
>>550154743>all the namefags and discord troon drama>all the dick riding and glazing over zorban>not parasocial
>blue deep relic>incantation +2YES>boost max fpYES YES YES YES YES>boost dragonYES YES GOD FUCKING YE->-communion NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>550154743That's not what parasocial means you pathetic illiterate negroid
>>550140997If you didn't expect this already your tradar needs calibrating
>>550155153Yes it is.
>>550155134Insane relic, so sorry for your loss. Still Dragon Communion builds aren't bad especially because you have increased FP now.
>>550155159NOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY FAVOURITE AUTISTIC DATAMINER IS AN AUTISTIC DUDE AND NOT A HOT BIG BOOB WOMAN?!?!?!?!
im going to sleep im leaving it up to you guys to post xher's downs or losses here
>>550154743You are sort of using the definition wrong but have the right idea. A person has a parasocial relationship with a youtuber because the youtuber does not know the person exists individually but the person thinks they do and acts as they do. It tiers up into the patreon read your name out tier because you are now giving a resource for perceived favored treatment but in the end the youtuber still doesn't know you the person. The youtuber has a parasocial relationship with the viewer if they are using them to fulfill an emotional support they would be able to get somewhere else in earnest, eg. youtube guy accepting his audience calling him a daddy because it lovebombs his receptors when he's married. 4chan has us directly interacting with each other under a joined acceptance (mostly) that we are without ego or persona. We are anonymous concepts in text and image form. It isn't social in a direct human sense but it isn't directly parasocial either.
>>550154831We didn't know if he actually trooned out or was just letting the female image ride for viewership. I guess I should've known since the throat surgery.
>>550154831Not only that. If he was a biological woman there would be no downside to just saying "I'm not trans, I am biologically female." but instead he never addresses it and thinks ambiguity will help him blend in (even when he's putting on a horribly raspy troon voice after getting troon vocal chord surgery).Bio female that autistic about souls would not only be waifu tier even if she was a hamplanet but also far more impressive and unique than yet another tranny with an autistic special interest.
>>550155291>Dragon Communion builds aren't badI have literally never seen any rev try a communion build
>>550140997>>550144009>>550144278Grim.
>>550154743parasocial means you convince yourself an e-celeb is your friend just because they have similar topics of interest, not what you typed, even if you aren't wrong about it
>>550154823it was pretty funny to watch you tweaking out in the orbital strike>>550154892well played
>>550155159I wasn't expecting him to actually be trans, but I also don't make a habit of stalking niche Internet microcelebrities so I wouldn't know if Zullie expressed shit that made it sound like he didn't like having a Y chromosome.
>>550155567& Grave
>>550154964Yeah, just did, was apparently running with an old meta build. My bad.>>550154980Cheers man
>>550155382We have a parasocial relationship with the Anonymous egregore that encompasses all our posts , which is why we get angry when someone disrupts the order by being a namefag.
>>550145620I've read all her lore and played her fight like 100+ times.Need more.
q 4 deep
>>550155537My roommate does it but he's convinced the dragon school outfit influences the drops lol. His group is casual its fun seeing knuckleheads play the game.
>>550154192I'll try and keep an eye out for relics like that. I dont have a lot of good ones desu. I think I'll try this out and see if I can kill the dreglord. The randoms I've been getting 3 bar pretty early in phase 1. So I've been wanting to pick something that can carry hard or just take all the aggro. The last run I had there was an insufferable wylder that aggressively spammed pings constantly and got downed a lot. I'm just trying to have fun, I do feel like a dick using raiders ult art and blocking the boss tho.
>>550155537Zorban did it.
>>550155537I saw either sens or skorvan try a 6x comm build.Dragon bite was dealing obscene damage when they weren't slapped out of their animation but they ran out of fp really fast.
>>550155603>parasocial means you convince yourself an e-celeb is your friend just because they have similar topics of interest, not what you typed, even if you aren't wrong about itSo like the clique ergies?
>>550155382Either way you define it doesn't make it less pathetic for the many who obsess over the one.
>>550140997Disappointed that it's a troon and sad that chuds spamming comments like this will make him unalive himself like that negro cosplayer
>>550155730>His roomate does dragon communion buildsNames? For the list of course :)
>>550155730God I miss being a kid and thinking games were full of secrets and unknown interaction and not even being aware of the existence of datamining
>>550155835yes
GG dogs, never ED dogs...
>>550155670>Greater WillHate that guy sometimes. Boards have individual anonymous avatars that I prefer to worship over the big guy. >>550155886Chris. Dude works construction all day then comes home and zoomer games as Rev for hours.
Poor oie not getting a spear…
>>550155358Not even that, sure the computer savvy adjacent content is a small indicator but the female avatar + no voice for years is a dead giveaway.Any bio woman would know how much value her sex carries by having been a woman for 2 decades+ and would put her face front right and center. If not for the inherent attention whoring that comes with it but for the algorithm engagement.
>>550155740don't use multiple partial hp restoration, it doesn't stack
>>550155749Dragonmaw is fine. The problem is the breathes being too FP hungry, only Recluse could shoulder the costs.
>>550155749>dragon biteOf course they were using one of the three GOOD communion incans. If they did any of the breath attacks they would have done less damage than a single raider r2, and that's WITH every incan boost possible.
>>550156023I had to copy my epic powerstance straightswords he was fine
>>550156004>Dude works construction all day then comes home and zoomer games as Rev for hoursSovl... this is what life is meant to be likeFuck my fucking deformed corpsecel life
I knew Zullie was a tranny ever since she tried to claim that SOTEslop lore was good and that ER deserved the Best Narrative award from some rando game show
>>550140997lmao
>>550155134Woah I just sold the same relic but it was green. Revenant is so ass man, no fp, no hp, her preferred weapon type is polluted with shit and her summons do nothing.
>>550141841>>550144009>>550144278>pay who knows how much money in the land of the free>probably have trouble eating for weeks>probably have trouble breathing for weeks>all that to still get immediately clocked before you finish the first word out of your mouth
>>550156128Too FP hungry and the damage is horribly low for the fp used. It's why I never use it outside of rot breath.
Zullie is not a tranny. One of her mods said so >>550150252
>>550144242I remember sometimes hopping on to his live premieres of his NPC vs NPC vids for DS3. The Cathedral Knights vs Lothic Knights still remains my favorite to this day.
>>550156023Dont underestimate the grafted scion toothpicks
*plaps Zullie*Here you go guys. Now she's a woman, because I am heterosexual so anything I fuck ontologically becomes a woman. You can go home now.
>>550155604Thanks, and you as well, naturally
>>5501558834chuds would never bully that girl, she's peak white supremacist gf material. She was bullied by cosplay roasties larping as chuds.
>>550156268The avatar having laces over the adam's apple is the part that gets me. Peak content.
>>550156256I sold one that had physical +4 and incan+2.Might have been good for undertaker rock throwing I guess.
>>550156268She didn't pay for itHer subscribers did
>>550156004>Chris. Dude works construction all day then comes home and zoomer games as Rev for hours.Literally me but warehousing with Filipinos and Indians
>>550155883That's wholly on him thoughbeit. Nobody forced him to bring his repulsive nature to the front in a public manner like this. Nobody forced him to scam his followers for an allegedly life-threatening surgery either. I'm not at all surprised, mind you, but fucker has amassed more than 800k subs by this point, no wonder some of the are going to be quite puzzled about the whole ordeal. It's not like all of them are schizoid /dsg/ remnants, who were familliar with this stuff from the beginning.
i promise thee a thousand year voyage guided by compassion
>>550156126oh, ill try torn braided cord instead. thank you
>>550150252Woah dude are you assuming being a transwymxn is bad you fucking bigot nazi hitler fucking mussolini piece of shit fucking falangist franco codreanu fucking bigot fucking degrelle nazi bastard fucking quisling fucking piece of shit man fuck you fucking bigot!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO CALL YOUR WORKPLACE AND TELL THEM YOU RAPED ME
>>550150663I'm using improved initial standard attacks and it works pretty well. 6x at Depth 5 and 3x against DLC stuff. Just grab any big weapons and block cancel the first two handed R1.
>>550156256>no fpShe literally has the highest FP in the entire game.
in the end u guys just hate people who are more succesful and happier than u
>>550156546>blacked souls
Convince me why I shouldn't alt f4 the moment I see gladius on the screen in don
>>550156732>Heh. Clearly you must secrely want to fuck spiders.
>>550156809Its mean
>>550156256Her summons are good for reviving and Sebastian/Fredrick + ult will keep him focused and alive for 15 seconds while you burn field bosses down. Lightning Spear Dragon Cult maxing is stupidly strong.
>>550156732Too many eggs in denial
>>550156732>>550156838
>>550156809he's easy as hell
>>550156701NO ONE has enough fp for spellcasting except reclussy b/c her fp succ. Everyone else has to basehead sharts or spec into some form of fp regen stacking to compensate for not having the reclussy succ. We're all in the max dps meta mindset, people will naturally feel more comfortable finding the ways to get the FP regen needed to keep spellcasting up. Bringing 4 sharts isn't the answer its the bandaid.
>take the undertaker relic for buffing yourself with incantation buffs>never get an incantation buff sacred seal
>>550156701Yeah but she doesn't have two abilities that restore her FP like Recluse or two abilities that boost her damage like Duchess, so her FP to damage dealt ratio is way lower than both, so in the end it's easier to run out of FP before things die as Revenant.
gonna pollute the queue one last time today, beware>>550157145welcome to faith builds
>>550157145i never take it because even golden vow takes half an hour to cast
How old is Zullie?
What’s worse, being a tranny. Or being a biological woman that’s being accused of being a tranny?desu I met some butch sounding women that sound like >her(?)
>>550157318It's stay the fuck on topic years old
cute and stinky girlfeets
>>550157145It's the kind of effect that sounds great on paper, but realistically you'll rarely be getting much benefit from it. The Ult one is great though.
>>550157406it's worse bring a retard who cares about thesr things
>>550157145I tried it once and was carrying a white seal with fire fortification and projectile drop off the entire game because of it. Never again.
>>550157318it's a 9 year old channel
>>550157594I remember you girlfeets poster
>>550157718out of 10!
>>550157145Heals also work btwAnd the effect is 15% phys for 60 seconds regardless of "buff"
The fact that the Dreglord removes the Scarlet Rot shifting earth secret that makes you immune to scarlet rot is so stupid to me, the entire point of a roguelike is like that you get random abilities that might benefit you more or less depending on the situation, having a boss that just like goes "Nuh uh, actually the right doesn't matter I'm just gonna do my thing anyway and remove your buffs" is silly, that's just like if a Nightlord just got rid of all your weapons passives so it's just your default statsOh wait that's like Everdark Maris...
>>550138475It's poorly translated. This relic perk gives you physical attack boost, every time you use a passive incant such as Golden Vow, Erdtree Healing, Blackflame protection etc..
GG Heolster. Sorry for running LLTB but it was the only good seal I could find for the fight
keep in mind Zullie used to frequent /dsg/ and there is no way a woman would go to that place willingly
Is sane ryan good at Scholar?
>>550157787>Zullie has only a year left to live before unaliving xirselfBros... not like this...
>>550157753NTA butPerfect perfect perfect PERFECT
>>550157594Zullie looks like that btw
>last 12 games were all ED nightlords except for a couple heolstorsishizaki it's ok to give me some easy games too, I know I'm bad but there's no need to tank my rating so hard
>>550157920You still keep the health. And honestly the rot build-up in the fight is very minor. His big attacks can oneshot you (in D0) with full hp negation items anyway so losing fullhpneg from the rot is not a huge deal. The real value of Rotwoods that he cant take from you is the many rot bolus you can find.
>>550158021ggs. that kaiden warrior drive-by was hilarious, I wish I recorded it
>>550158021Ggs, felt like I was doing good damage as melee for a change, and I don't mind if a castersissy has it as long as it's not a multi-enemy boss like EDogs or bugs.
>>550158254He gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers
I'm sorry
>>5501361972 million players isn’t that bad at all game feels more alive then ever
>>550158038Gemmy
>>550158272It's the principle!
>>550157292it's not the cast time i care about it's the fucking tiny duration
>>550158380I don't believe that, that's a troon voice through and through.
Sorry guys Zoonie's throat is still sore from what I did to her throat with my BWC
>>550158305>downs me>my fireball misses>downs me again while im in casting lagthat dude had it out for me
>>550158383What are you sorry about, anon?
Zullie is obviously a womanMen don't have female avatar personas nor play as female characters in videogames
i wish i got this on heal roar
>>550158383Sorry for what? Our sisters told us not to be ashamed of our voices. Especially since they're so throaty and all.
>>550158582Kys schizo
>>550158464the relic boosts the duration but it's still way too short yeah, funny thing is, i always get the dragonlord talisman when i don't use spells lol
>chu
>>550158703Wtf
It's been obvious that Zullie is trans for years. I don't care.
randos give nice variety with how free wins are with erg but they also drive me fucking insane
Duchess is way hotter than revenant and I don't know why people here pretend otherwise.
>>550158380>>550158506best tranny voice Ive heard personally
>>550158726Me and who?????
>>550158793I figured that he was a man that just had a woman character as his PC, I didn't realize that he thought he actually was her
>>550158621>i wish i got this bad relic on another bad relic insteadok?
>>550159046its a fun relic effect doe
>>550158913I like the Wylder and Revenant pairing, personally.
>>550158913because this place has massive shit taste
I also figured Zullie was a he/she fairly early on, but didn't make a big deal over it since he presented the persona in text and stayed on topic without any ego. The bat girl with throat piercings however is the dude's ego and fetish taking over so he can fuck off and kill himself now.
I never got my its raining gesture and Im still mad about it
I got noklateo straghess as undertaker and got crap from adel, but then on my way out i got marika's hammer from a corpse with succesive attacks n.d. 60%.I never felt this blessed...
So Alva was gay?
>>550156024that one girl who cosplays elden ring characters and read lore some loser sends on her discord is racking up on the money so you're spot on
>>550159262why? i used to have the glitch that would give me it after almost every fight
>>550150252
Dark Souls 2 and it's consequences...
>>550140997>>550141386Christ almightyWhy can't people just be normal for fucking once
>>550159408thats what was happening to me when I won runs but I lost it whenever I closed the game
trying to make a sharty raid thread on the 'roon but it won't fucking let me theres some range banned faggot near me
>>550159352He was FOOLED
>>550159352Don't you dare slander my guy just because some tranny co-opted his waifu witch's image.
>>550159463>fromslop dataminer>normalNo matter what, Zullie was going to turn out to be a freak of some sorts. A troon is just the most statistically probable option.
>>550158913troons (brown) love the doll and wyljeets love the troons
>>550159564godspeed anon
what's wrong with our games... why troons love them so much?
>>550159138>I like the Wylder and Revenant pairing, personally.Me too
>>550159362And that other girl that does TES videos, it's literally a cheat code, the actual video can be about fucking nothing (clothing in oblivion)
https://x.com/ZullieTheWitch/status/1901257321960882249What kind of throat surgery?
So that's what the "life-threatening surgery" was all about. I wonder what those people would think if they knew they just paid for a tranny's transition surgery.
sorry valksisters picked up the game again since dlc start so I kinda fucked up a bit>t. guard exe
>>550160085oh its life-threatening aight
>>550158913in artwork, yesin game, duchess has a chiselled jawline, broad shoulders and an eastern european woman's voice
>>550160006not if you're a fat or ugly girl though
>>550158913It's the contrast. She acts all tough and edgy but deep down she just misses her friend who always did her makeup for her and dressed her all pretty.
in don q for 30 minutes, still 1/3 im off
>>550160358faggy little sissy
gg heolstor. it figures after playing like absolute shit we have such a kino heolstor fight
hmmm looks like i have to update zullie's spot on the built4bbc tierlist
>>550159775>10 years without voice>lets "reveal" it before recovering completelyI see
>>550160351>It's the contrast. She acts all tough and edgy but deep down she just misses her friend who always did her makeup for her and dressed her all pretty.Same.....
>>550156769>blackedI hate you and i hope you'll die
If anyone was ever fooled by Zullie even once for one micro instant you deserve the rope more than he does.
>>550158913she's too vanilla for some people, that's why they choose the loli or the exotic dark-skinned bimbo. I, personally, like vanilla.
>>550140997God fucking dammit, man...
this thread is unusable. I can see why some people just use the password and never post. Jesus fucking christ
>>550160710timeless erg post
>>550160680i have a different version of this
>>550160710So like everyday? Lol
>>550159751Obsessed
>>550160679Recluse isn't a bimbo!
Pretty clear there's not going to be any content for another few months. You guys play any good soulslikes lately?
>>550160490constant halos were pretty cool
>>550160760And now we have both. Thanks!
What the FUCK am I doing wrong with Undertaker? Going from duchess to Undertaker feels like switching from a blender to a pool noodle. Why this bitch got no damage?
>>550159817can you do it for me? i'll link a pastebin with all the info if you're up for it
>>550160814the threads are shit 24/7 but usually they aren't literal wojak spam and offtopic tranny eceleb posting literally every second post. This shit is beyond awful
>>550160710always has been bitch lvl up your mental fortitude hella asap & abap
deep 2/3
Alvabros...
>>550158913>>550160679To be fair, Undertaker being a freaky repressed nun is what finally did me in. They're all really cute though
>>550160867Honestly I'm itching to do a fresh playthrough of regular Elden Ring, but I'm forcing myself to wait for the Tarnished Edition stuff to come out. Whenever that'll end up being.
>>550160584there was something wrong with that picture but I fixed it for you
>>550160953>but usually they aren't literal wojak spam and offtopic tranny eceleb posting literally every second postuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>550160958>Yeah I spam garbage every day, but somehow it's your fault for not liking itkill your fucking self bitch
>>550160953Did you just started lurking yesterday?
>>550160945stack ult relics, have teammates who ult often
>>550160987is this varreslut
>>550160953it's like 3 people and they will get bored in a few days when the last autist stops engaging with them as actively, then it'll slow back down to the usual piecemeal retardation. me? i have my popcorn on speed dial.
>LukeYui (seamless co-op) trooned out>Amir (souls frame data/datamining) trooned out>Zullie (souls datamining/modding) trooned out>SovietSpaceship (souls calculators/frame data) trooned outPlease god do not let IllusoryWall troon out
>>550160945Not just you, but I feel like people are getting thrown off just because they're not used to the timing/pace for hammer weapons. I used Marika's Hammer a lot in the base game for my Faith character, so that helped me a lot.
>>550161204So long as Limit Breakers stays sane, that's all I care about.
>>550160970Canon bugchaser lmao
>>550161060imagine being this angry at words you can ignore on your screen about people that don't care that you exist ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>alva was a chaser lvdo
>>550161310He has a male persona so he'll be fine
>>550160953You sound new and only got acclimated to these threads on its downtimes.
>>550160987I really don't like her. Something about her proportions is just off-putting to me and it doesn't help that every one of them (randoms) I've played with has been deadweight.
>>550160953The /dsg/ has returned to haunt you, nightreign tranny. Kindly fuck off back to your battleroyale slop and let us shitpost about our dearest xister Zullie in peace.
>>550161274That probably has something to do with it. Do you have any advice on how to use hammers properly?
>>550161310Limit Breakers actually has a sense of humour so I'd say he's safe.
>>550158913Literal pedophiles. The Revenant is a child and based on a child.
>>550160945Stack her 3 attack boosts which basically come on one relic (successive, skill, power up on ult). She actually has decent damage for melee
>>550161462you sound like you enjoy living in pigshit
>>550160867Lies Of P has been pretty decent. Kinda easy once you get the swing of it but I'm still enjoying the greater focus on blocking and the perfect guard system rather than rollspam.
I still have absolutely no idea what the deal with Melina was
>>550158913Based fellow Duchess enjoyer
>>550161575You think I enjoy being with you?
>>550161475/dsg/ was Those Who Walk in Death coded
>>550160987Honest thoughts about Undertaker (sexually)? Is she a rider or a submissive dead fish in bed?
>>550160679I like Recluse's voice and her long braided hair in that one skin.
g9 won
>>550158038Member triple h? Member cospoors?Good times *sip*
That seems pretty dang good
>>550161510She has the same face as Duchess. She looks like she's a petite woman.
>>550161575>participating in a thread to laugh to laugh at retards is equal to it being the place where you live man I thank my good god that I don't have to think like this
Lorelets, Alva was not the pursuer in their story.
>>550161604Lies of P is a solid 8.5/10, maybe even a 9. The zombie slop just kinda sucks, the zoo sucks, and the last chunk of the base game kinda drags. Also some weapons like the katana are just so clearly broken
>>550161743what did he win
>>550161637ai?
>>550161783She looks about 10, and if she's not a child then she's a literal dwarf because the model is 4'5 tall. Adults also don't have life-sized dolls that they dress up.
>>550161901everything
>>550161637pages and pages of good fanart exist yet you choose the most mediocre offmodel ai slop. actual unrecoverable brain damage, its over for you ngmi.
>>550161906Yes its the slop of slop
>>550161621The saddest of Marika's kids because her lore is so hidden. You remember how the Omen Twins were the result of Marika getting cursed by an outer god so her progeny would be part of that outer gods influence? Remember how that happens to all the kids? Melina was one of the first born and chosen by the nemesis god she supplanted and died the earliest. Then she wandered as a spirit forever until finding you and then the game starts. She gets more screen time than all the other demi god children but the least fanfare about her life.
>>550161479See >>550161517At base though, it's like using a slightly faster greatsword at 90% damage output but that missing 10% seems to throw people off so they over-commit. Remember that you're no Wylder, but that's compensated by you being able to weave through enemies a lot faster.
>>550161510that's your own perception dumbass, nowhere does it say that the girl that owned the doll was a child, but have fun living with those pedophilic thoughts every time you see anything resembling a child
>>550161894I don't like playing as a twink
>>550158094napstarf is better
>>550161030I've been thinking about it too but burned myself out on it a long time ago. That and the Nightreign movement is so much better I'd have a real tough time adjusting to the base game's speed. >>550161604It looked a little too simple for me. Like a watered down Rise of the Ronin combat system trying to ape FromSoft's enemy presentation. I thought the same about Wuchang though and loved that one so maybe I'll give it a shot next year.
>>550142272>>550144073I know what you mean. I stopped by there back in February because I wanted to start my own repeat playthroughs. Imagine my confusion and sadness when I discovered it was nearly dead and met near solely with pic related. Good luck with your mods.
>>550162073>nowhere does it say that the girl that owned the doll was a child>she just resembles a child
>>550160680>>550160760man giygas is so fucking cool unironically one of my favorite characters from vidya>>550160867last hero of nostalgaia!the best souls type game not made by fromsoft you know
Okay so how the fuck am I supposed to beat everdark libraLike as soon as the condemned start coming out, there's no opportunity to hit him if you choose to deal with the condemned. Do you literally just ignore them and focus the boss or what
>>550162073You see her in the remembrance cutscenes she looks like rev but with black hair. You could make a case she's older and the doll is a thing to cling to childhood when you should be moving into adulthood but that would be the dreaded headcanons.
why is there so many relic cheaters in d4/5?
>>550162083All dark souls protagonists are twinks
>>550161894>the last chunk of the base game kinda dragsGlad I'm not the only one. I'm actually on the Nameless Puppet fight just now, and hooooly fuck the tower zone felt like it lasted as long as half the entire fucking game previously, and it's all the same aesthetic and enemies. Still, definitely had a lot of fun with it, and it is pretty satisfying just mogging a boss with perfect guards over and over until their fucking weapon snaps in half.
>>550162359Making the case that she is underage is just as much of a headcanon without specific confirmation, that's all.
>>550144737No? Where the fuck did you hear that?>>550146301This. They’re always the most vulnerable to this junk unsurprisingly.>>550147172That faggots name was terr as the reply now shows.
I miss Otz...
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED AS OF DECEMBER 14TH 2025)>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightzulliesycjsgemmy>B tiercardboardcupcakezdrada enjoyerlero sistermonicayys3bar doll>C tiermiquella goonettenora kisaragiender lilies fangremlinccshiftyduck>D tiermellowrellana roleplayermadisonbrynhildrgemmy clone
>>550162403ni hao saar>>550162312i can tell you dont play with us by your bad questionanyway just have Less Likely on a weapon passive then ignore the condemned
BG heolstor I'm sorry and well played during the fallingstar beast
>>550161740I think she's quite the freak in bed but would feel genuinely guilty after sex. Like she gets off in the moment and might even get carried away, but she'd feel really shitty about it afterwards as if she just used you. Yes I've thought about this a lot.
>>550162403Balance tilts over past the comfort zone for speed clearing. Game is set to a timer outside of the 3 big boss fights of the round so everything is measured in a time to clear which correlates to dps. D4 is the big difficulty jump in stats and red enemy odds and it slows most people down enough that they don't win consistently and it edges them into using gaming aids.
>>550160867>>550161604Seconding Lies of P. Very fun soulslike, significant character progression unlocks up through NG+3, has mechanics I wish the souls series would adopt (Lies of P's guard regain mechanic, and I like fables more than FP). Story is actually good which is impressive for a soulslike. The final boss of the DLC is on a level where I'd compare him to Promised Consort Radahn, so you're not short of challenge either.Overall very fun experience
>>550162530>yys removed from A tierYYS BROS...NOT LIKE THIS....
>>550148692>>550148932>>550149589Im surprised they didn’t latch onto Marika given you know what lol
>>550162312Ideally your Rev has stolen the Mohg spear from the Scholar and will start Nihil as they spawn and are unable to respond
>>550161974She does not look 10. They both look like women.
>>550161621I would bet any amount of money that she was Ranni's other half originally, like Radagon, Millicent, or Trina. Ranni's the only Empyrean who doesn't have one despite Miyazaki stating in the Future Press interview that every Empyrean has a "duality" to them. Go look at the trailer. Ghost Ranni and Melina (who is a "bodiless" spirit) have the exact same face; the face is different in the final game. CGWorld #286 confirms that they redesigned Ranni's face for the final game after several concepts, but why? Because that link was there when the trailer was made but not now.Why do Ranni and Melina both know about Torrent? Why does Melina have the same moveset as Black Knife Assassin that Ranni hired? Why does Miyazaki talk about Ranni in the context of Empyrean "duality" in an interview taken before the game came out? Also, why does Ranni put Kale to sleep with a deep purple fog, which is related to cut content where Trina puts Kále to sleep to stave off the influence of the Frenzied dreams (itself part of a draft where there was a Haligtree faction ending and Ranni's own ending was called "Rune of Mind" rather than "Age of Stars")?In 1.0, “Empyrean” was simply a name for a family clan or race, what the game now calls Nox. That original idea appears to have been scrapped, along with Marika and Ranni's connection to the Eternal Cities. Internal names for various in-game enemies (like the Silver Tears and Nox being labeled “MarikaLineageXY”) support this. This also suggests that much of Ranni’s dialogue was rewritten from an earlier concept. I strongly suspect that, back when the Eternal Cities were still a central part of the lore, all of this would have made more sense. Ranni’s Carian heritage, the Marika-Eternal City connection, the Black Knife assassins, it all points toward a more politically motivated coup rather than the current narrative of her “rejecting fate.”
>>550162530>madisonЧмoдьё eбaнoe should be at the very least in B tier, good list otherwise
>>550162450True but it doesn't matter. Its unironically an abstract 1000 year old loli situation so thats how anons treat it. She's socially retarded like a child and has been in the Night for conceptually thousands of years being a retard. Its very easy to put a slew of meme related daughterfu personality traits onto her being a doofus chungus. If you want to be real about it the meme chungus rev of /erg/ has more lore than the actual rev from the game.
>>550152341>>550152238One. Person. Only.>>550154845True you should go back
>>550162449Laxasia, M'anus, and Nameless Puppet are all great bosses. The area itself is just pure detritus. The retread of the first area + the entire last area really needed to be chopped down.
gg
GGs Bugboys. We got a wee bit greedy getting Fartis down when we knew the beams were coming lol.
Why do brown zogmericans get very very upset when they see a young woman in a videogame? Normal people dont immediately think ''pedo pedo pedo'' when they see Revenant, but think about her gameplay and abilities instead
>>550162982still mere headcanon
>>550162909madison might be a biological woman but she is so retardedly ugly and has the worst fetishes ever. some of the trans girls higher on the list are better and prettier than her in every way
>>550162837ranni has her right eye scarred and closed while melina has her left eye scarred and closed...
>>550162837I still remember the schizos overlaying their faces before everything turned out to mean nothing because Miquella just wanted to rape Radahn. Fun times. I wish the DLC hadn't been retared.
>>550163154when I see your post I think "faggot faggot faggot"
>>550160867Lords of the Fallen had a new update
>>550163154Maybe we should focus less on our differences and more on what brings us together
How is this loadout for Ironeye?
>>550163132>>550163151Kek ggs, good thing I didn't choke
>>550163179And? Its already threadlore that this whole headcanon thing triggers you but it doesn't for most people. Some people base their headcanon on datafiles and shit its fine bro.
Thread has been active but my desire to read any post has been limited. Be better.
>>550163154unironically this but 100% unironically
>>550148692>desperately wants them deadInteresting phrasing, because the difference is they think the world revolves around their personal suffering but sane guys recognize that everyone's equally suffering. It's why you have the sharp contrast of sad dudes seeing themselves as sad knights vs tranny mages/witches in these communities.
>>550162586thank you for your input. I'll be adding these to my list of fanfiction ideally Duchess listening/watching Wylder fuck someone else
>>550163151looking around to see if animus is casting his beam is tryhard shit. I ain't about all that, not while there's bonk targets to be bonked.
>>550163294you're already better than every other ironeye player here who has +3 vigor on every relic slot, dealing 0 damage
>>550163294looks fine to me. double death blight on hit might drive you crazy though.
>>550162783Duchess looks like a man
>>550163294Pretty good, will prob do more dmg than mine
>>550162530I love BBK! Killing him with Beast Claw that is.
>>550163417shut the hell up pivvot you're brown
>>550163294I look forward to picking you up 800 times an adventure.
>>550163524whats that even supposed to mean
>>550163604Bell Bearing Knight
>>550163524When can we expect to see you on BLACKED.com?
>>550158913For Revenant it's not about her being hot it's about her cuteness and pedos being attracted to underaged women. Duchess is like a perfect mix of sexy an cute, idk how they pulled it off, so elegant.
>>550163465Obsessed
>>550163604I hate that I understand it, its Black Blade Kindred
>>550163294You should consider that death blight build up means you go down instantly
>>550160867The Nioh games are always good (imo). Shitloads of different stuff you can do build wise and can get very technical (though you can also just not engage with any of the stance shit and just unga bunga everything which is fun too).
>>550159751You love the troons too terr so relax
>>550163154If Rev mains cared about her gameplay over her looks they wouldn't be Rev mains lmao
>>550163417>ideally Duchess listening/watching Wylder fuck someone elseActually with that in mind (and your pic-rel) I can't help but feel there's purposeful framing here from the devs by even picking the Ciaran/Artorias skins and their designated Nightfarers respectively. There's that untapped potential of Undertaker literally wanting to gobble up the Night while Wylder tasks himself in becoming the Nightlord.
>>550153549terrxisters… this doesn’t bode well for us…
>>550163814Those types don't really care about looks they want validation. You see them doing the same for characters that are dogshit ugly if it represents them in the nu-age identity politics way.
>"let me tell you about how non-white your character is saar!"
>>550163895therr when
>>550162758Marika has a family (multiple even) and loves her children. That's incompatible with the way they see the world.
>>550163450>>550163463>>550163483>>550163537>>550163760Yeah, the double Deathblight might be a bit much. I'll try to find a replacement for one of them.Thanks for the inputs.
Post Zulie's feet /vg/ros...
>>550163953>literally a brown tranny jeetAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
wheres the ai generated zullie fanart
>>550156769>>550163695When can we expect to see you back in containment?
>>550163337triggered sure sounds like projecting when I'm just stating a fact, does an exchange of replies scare you? I can greentext your post number if you want so you don't get so nervous my sweet baby lil buddy lol
I’m sorry, are we seriously about to hit bump limit because a fucking tranny outed xherself? This place has seen shit days, but this just might be the lowest low yet.
>>550163294Pretty good, it's hard to go wrong with Ironeye.Personally I'd try to fit in Gnoster's relic for the poison bow + 12% damage buff.
>>550164178timeless erg post
>>550164178>about to hit the bump limit becauseWhat? Do you think that the thread should just stop at 600 and then stop making posts until it dies before bump limit, then make a new thread? That doesn't make any sense, you could argue that any post is "making us hit bump limit" then
>>550161637Based
>>550164178Dont worry, we've got it out of our systems now and we'll be on-topic next thread
>>550164368huh, I thought bump limit was 750
>>550164178tourist retard alert
>>550163695Soon.>>550163814Actually her gameplay is what drew me into her in the first place and keeps me coming back to her. Her design IS adorable though. >Cute family summons>Killed enemies become new friends>Ult makes people immortal and 3bar revives them>Good at reviving >Heal saving me in nightlord fights >Recent buff made her even more fun now that my starter seal can be a damage spell >Big damage stacking spells
>>550164172I know bro.
>>550164578I know, that's my point
>>550164178Go back /v/ermin
Is this worth using? Y/N? What does the flask change come out to?
I'm kinda of mad/pretty happy about the Gladius raid, specifically just because my prediction about Everdark Gladius was that he would summon even more dogs or split apart into more, smaller dogs, and that's pretty much what his raid is
My Queen Eternal, a second meteor has struck the Great Tree.
Now that the DLC has been out for a month, we’re ready for the final data-backed tier list.
>>550158405Misleading faggot post>>550155036>>550158038Dsg (terr) can’t stop losing lmao >>550161740>>550162586>>550163417>>550163892She probably doesn’t even have a sex drive man
>>550163892the best she can do is let Scholar "link" her and her brother so she could atleast feel what he's feeling whenever Undertaker sucks the night out of him
gg dog
>>550164178Yes. I unironically came back to /vg/ expecting to still find /dsg/ here, just so I could shitpost about Zullie. But your thread was the closest thing available, so it had to do for now. I've had my share of fun, some of the post here were hysterical, but I imagine most people are going to be bored of this in a few hours at the most. And it'll be back to whatever happens here normally.
>>550164808>data-backed tier list.You missed the L
erg ao3? where?
>>550164858Linked restage is forbidden tho
>>550164808slugma either never came back or got filtered by Depths and ACK'd herself, so we won't have any data-backed anything anymore just highly anecdotal coalists.
>>550164926It got deleted and the person who was hosting it didn't back it up before then
I want cum in my bum by a futa rev
>>550164865gg hotdogs got my revengefeels nice not being the 3bar'd every once in a while kek
>>550164178you angered terr here but that’s just proof that you’re right so hold your head up high
>>550164749Pretty good, specially on STR characters.Negatives tend to have higher values than positives, in that case you lose 15% but gains 10%.
>>550164045need this bitch's purple toes in mouth today
>>550164178Yeah guys we're gonna run out of posts!!!
>Zullie newsGrim.
I dont know who Humbert is but he has no invader/gaol relic, or deep any relics, and the game stalled/crashed when we entered the boss door. Game was also a D4 because he is probably D1. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198042155028 if you want to avoid this tourist tanking games on the pw.
>>550164843Lazy repressed battle nuns is a thing and I've seen it make a resurgence in games as of late, so Nightreign is just joining in on this. The fact that her entire remembrance story is an addiction metaphor should clue you in.
>>550164368Our threads last way longer than this is the point. We’re moving faster because of what he said. We haven’t hit 750 posts like this in weeks this shortly.
>>550165314SEXO
ok but the bat girl character is hot ! :^)>>550165314FUAARK
>>550164749I run reduced flask restoration, it barely makes a difference desu
>>550165374I only block cheaters.
>>550165374I loaded in but you were were gone so it was just me and him fighting fulghor RIP
>>550164178Pretty much. As a general rule of thumb on this website, the faster a thread is, the lower the quality is because it’s usually people incessantly shitposting, be it on topic or off topic. /dbs/ is probably the most infamous example of this. That’s what’s happening here.
>>550165374oh it's this lad lol
>>550165374Humbert is an erg vet though
>>550165374>>550165576>I loaded in but you were were gonelooks like you're the one tanking games
>>550165374Why don't you go play with your discord tranny friends instead?
>>550146301>>550154834>>550155358>>550155458I'm gonna be the one to point out that there is a non-zero number of cis women who have been doing hyper-autist content for years. See, for example, worm girl (developer of Cataclysm: The Last Generation, fork of Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, one of the most autistic games ever developed in the history of mankind alongside Dwarf Fortress). 30% of the Kaiserreich devs (the Hearts of Iron IV mod) are female. This is shit you'll never hear about because no one wants to make as big a deal about it as you fuckos do. I know that that won't square with the mindset that all women are attention whores but that's your problem, not mine.
>>550164178the junkietard might be annoying but it’s hard not to agree with him on this topic from time to time when stuff like this happens
>>550165630is dean his duo partner or something?
>>550165389>Lazy repressed battle nuns is a thing and I've seen it make a resurgence in games as of lateName 5.
>>550158038>DSII eraI feel like I missed out
>>550165354There won't be any new interesting From games anytime soon anyway, some new channels will appear by the time next one is out.
>>550160867Lies of PEAK had some awesome dlc
>>550165648>>550165667HUMBERT POST HIS NAME SO WE CAN ALL BLOCK HIM INSTEAD...
Is it ethical to close the game when I see guardian on the pick screen?
>>550165967Yes!
>>550165884I fucking hated the zoo so much i never finished it. 2026 for sure though, need to get back to it.
>>550155670Not just namefagging, brown gimmick posting behavior that is obviously disruptive and harmful to the ecosystem like >>550163695 and >>550162530 is worse
>>550165749any kind of woman is going to be a problem for the impotents of these threads unless she is basically an amateur pornstar
>>550165630Honestly not his fault desu, he revived a guy and backed up to heal and was only one bar. That lightning strike can be hard to avoid too
who else is here gooning to zulie's voice reveal??
>>550158038>emphasize how everyone shows up as knights, gladiators, or mages>proudly roleplay as a "witch" to stand out from the crowdYeah it's pretty fucking obvious this isn't a woman. He clearly liked the attention but couldn't afford it the same way an actual woman could so kept himself hidden until he was big enough to afford trooning out.Kek. It's just like what I said here >>550163362
>>550166051weird cus i found it very fun, extremelly creepy enemies
>>550165374i remember this guy griefing when hotdogs first came out, our third got dc'd and he was only using jar cannon the whole fightdon't think it's a coincidence one of you was dc'd too
>>550166257>who else is here gooning to zulie's voice reveal??Me unironicallyShe sounds hot
>>550165749>cis>fuckosOpinion disregardedFeel free to go back whenever you’re ready
Why is she avatarfagging as an ugly bat thing? why not avatar as Zullie the babe?
>>550166302Just too much enemy spam. The level design felt trashy even for P standards
>>550166257>>550166351Nobody is.Here's that attention you wanted, sorry your parents never gave you any.
>>550164940so is incest but that doesn't matter anymore
>>550160867Wukong and lies of P are solid. The latter especially. The dlc has been great too. Not much more than that. Looking forward to phantom blade zero too
>>550166412>avatarfagging as an ugly bat thing"She" knows what she is deep down and can never escape from it.
>>550166412it'll be a bigger hit with the vtuber-watching demographic, plus future fanart will feed the ego better now that it will be of an "original" "character" instead of someone else's property and design
>>550166347>dogs are near dead>was using jar canonUnironic Hubert upscale
how does sloplord's buffs work?
>>550165630>boss at 5% hp>two people just die repeatedly walking without rolling for no reason >humbert manages to res one AND get the boss to 1%>panics on the last 1%>HUMBERT IS SO SHIT I'M SHARING THIS! idk not convincing. He died once and did more boss damage, whereas neither of you did any and died repeatedly
>>550160987>>550161467Her face just throws everything off honestly. Good motif otherwise. >>550160953You angered the sisters here you’re correct more or less minus terr’s usual spergouts this is out of the ordinary
if you wanna do DLC bosses or heolstor for the remembrance quest, now's the time to queue
9999?
>>550166498Nice projection
>>550165630All 3 of you are turboshitters
Does anyone know if restage triggers the successive meme relic
>>550166882*gong noise*
>>550166606who do you think was solo'ing them and who was kissing the floor for 80% of the fight
>>550153297>you're actually just admitting you don't talk to women>she isn't trans I'll watch all her streamsGem post.
queue depths please!
>>550166882infinite freya farm or something maybe?
Chuds and troons should date
>>550153297Lmao I love seeing this desperate struggle to defend a troon after everyone INSTANTLY clocks it as a tranny voice, no fucking debate. You're pathetic dude tell me more about how he had "female exclusive surgery" lmao. This should be your wake up call man. You will never pass. Never.
>>550148692>check @alyssaeveryhour>click bluesky profileyikes
>>550167238It caps at 70 percent/100 stacks now. Gotta be hacks, there is no combo of that allow you to reach that number anymore.
>>550167378I think they inevitably do more often than I'd like to know about
even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture
Maybe I'm retarded but how tf does scholar's skill works? When I press the button I see the dials fill, but once they're full nothing happen.Also any general tips for scholar?
>>550167459Oh I didn't know they changed it, I got that thing like once total I wonder what sort of hacks let you hit 9999 though
>>550154373Me on the left btw >>550153426I doubt there are many people here more pathetic than xher honestly. Definitely a few though
>>550165761Not that anon, but it's been a thing in gacha games for years. While not everyone in pic-related fits that exact description, a lot of them still do. You get a variety of the lazy, the repressed, or the "pure" archetype, but some are a combination of all these and much more. Some of them even came into mind when I first talked to Undertaker in-game.
dreg 2/3
>>550166769I uploaded that to take a piss on the entire situation, not just Humbert choking...I could've just marked into the boss to be safe but no, I got a ghost knight jumpscare from behind him when I thought it was facing another way
>>550165630Is this belan or bjarktroon? That guy is trying his best so I can't fault him.
>>550167608Sex with all these girls
>>550167538You use left or right trigger to activate either a debuff or an ally buff on whatever is on your camera.
>>550167538After the bar fills you click left or right trigger depending on what you're going for.
Undertaker is cheap fan service and it should've been a variant of a tree sentinel instead, with high poise and vig instead of being an attack glass cannonthat said she is fun too, just not what I wanted out of a str/faith character and the nun trope isn't that cool in elden ring which has a lot of str/faith archetypes that it could've picked from
>>550167774>ay yo just delete guardian from the game cuh
>>550166882>all that murk and not spending it2 cheaters in one screenie!
>>550167774>glass canonYou’re playing my wife wrong
>>550167840just like how our crucible knight represent is using a katana instead of greatspear/greathammer/greatsword, it would've been fine for a tree sentinel character to be mace or colossal sword focused. Didn't have to be shield/halberd
>>550167880In d5 that's basically what she is
>>550167620belan ofc, I thought that was clearthe only other ironeye player I know that uses the same skin is Devil K***ht and he wouldn't fumble like that
>>550167378>>550167476It absolutely happens quite often. It works well until she wants to be seen publicly and wants to meet his friends and family.
>>550140739>Go watch his Executor Halo Scythe games from 2 days ago, he killed everdark Libra in about a minutehttps://www.twitch.tv/zorban13/clip/BeautifulRealLorisDAESuppy-0LXRbzVdE5QYqM_-That's pretty strong, Balancer relics makes that much of a difference?
>>550168058>ARS
>>550165374So we are just posting steams of people we don't like now? How about you post yours so I can block you faggot?
>>550168058>3 dollars
>>550168058Ever since I learned about this freaks gooner patreon my disdain for them has some gotten even longer. That shit is fucking crazy.
>>550167880NTA but how am I playing her wrong? I don't think she's a glass cannon.
I just lost 2400 points and went all the way from D5 to D3, how do I not kill myself?
>>550161637I'm not paying for ai slop
>>550168005>uses the same skinIt's the best Ironeye skin of course, but also the most used, we are normgroids both.
>>550168370Dont conflate your self worth as a human being with numbers on a video game screen designed to keep you strung along in the saturn moon matrixYou matter keep going who fuckin cares etc
>>550168058DARK SPIRIT HAS BEEN DEPORTED
>>550168182If you're queueing into deep of night with no deep relics then yeah you deserve to be blocked
>>550140739I’ve actually played with him not long ago. He didn’t seem much better desu. Also I’ve seen multiple people do birds halo sytche
>>550168420>shartorias0 taste
Best Ironeye skin is his Remembrance because his base design is his best and making it blood-drenched is just a bonus.
>>550166110Believe me, I am aware. >>550166369I deliberately avoid poisoning my vocabulary with 4chan-isms after being here since the early 00s and realizing it is literal brain poisonfeel free to acknowledge reality whenever you're ready>>550167393your "clocking" her is wishful thinking from years of constant paranoia and transvestigationwhat about women like Bea Arthur? is she trans? https://youtu.be/zRYeEJ_FbIo?t=88
>Zullie does voice reveal>Tranny allegations intensify
>>550168420For me its Darkness Wydler
Humbert here sorry for the general blunder, i took a break until the DLC came out and i skipped the whole depth of night thing; still have to know how that works but i see you guys made a post about it in OP.>>550166347That was me getting impatient and trying to get the last hits by distance, I apolocheese>>550165630Fuck this game in particular
>>550168703>gay cape isn't long enough>eyesore green color>sans underreddit eye effect>ketchup Nope
>>550168420>every single one is the edgyslop variant aside from Guardian and Raiderchrist
>>550168856I use this on VVylder, can't beat a good cope and edgy effects>>550168985Arty and sellsword aren't the darkness skins if that's what you mean.
>>550167378They hook up often but mostly because the latter are masochists and like being dominated and follow the same mindset as their peers
>>550169120cape*
>>550168717Instead you poison your mind with tumblr/reddit-isms as though it were the early 2010s because it reflects your own beliefs and isn’t ‘brain rot’. Much better in your eyes I’m sure. Thanks for proving the point.
>>550168952Nah it's cool. You're just insecure.
>>550168717>I poison my vocabulary with twittertroon jargon instead>I'm not a biased fag enabler btwYeah that's what a deep female voice sounds like, not like the obvious forced pitch that troonie is doing.
>>550168891don't feel too bad about that game, you guys didn't ping anything so I was forced to lead the run which is an unfathomably bad idea
>>550168497>you matterdon’t lie to him that could be terr or something
>>550169463Don't need to be, the public has spoken, you're just a contrarian with shit taste.
Name ONE wrong thing with being trans
>>550169582Elden Ring?
>>550169582Your pronouns.
>>550169582It's a delusion.
Tbh realizing like 80% of the "souls community" are trannies has made me not want to play nightreign as much. Every time I see a revenant i get the biggest ick.
>>550165749Women autists are a thing but they tend to manifest their autism in a hyper typical womanly mindset. Zullie being some dataminer didn't point to a female autist. I watch some female youtuber that does reviews of Columbo and she has a side channel about making soap. She's hyper autistic but very charming, she isn't being autistic about Columbo's movement values or ADP she's being autistic about people in the productions. And soap.
why do people cheat relics?oh no you have to run 1 less X attack or one less max HP up it's going to destroy your runs
>>550167608These just look like regular nun themed characters dude. I want specific names of “lazy repressed battle nuns” and ones in recent games because that is an archetype that sounds fun but I’m positive it was an exaggeration, I don’t doubt that some of those characters might have those traits but it evidently isn’t that common a thing
>>550169862>80%That would only be a reality in some grooming central discord server.
>>550169567>the publicFucking kek, you let the public determine your preferences? No wonder you have shit taste.
>>550169862>ick >calling anyone else a troon
>>550170051The /erg/ server you say?
>>550169582As an actual wokeoid, based on the ones I know, there's a legimate and pretty big issue with complete normalisation of drug abuse/addiction in their community. There's only so many "teehee getting high and t4t making out" jokes you can hear before you start to realise some of them just spend every waking hour doing nothing but getting blasted.
Nothing at all
>>550169869Because the rolling for good relics sucks?
gg. The floor icicles on regular caligo are truly obnoxious.
>>550169869Some people have tiny egos and need max hp and attack so they can get validation from their peers that their good players
>>550169869The relic system is honestly designed poorly for experimenting. The game showing you all these combos of relic passives possible but making it almost impossible to assemble the build you theorycrafted is practically begging people to make cheated relics just to see the output. Once you have the relics you might as well use them. The person that is going to cheat isn't going to be the idiot that got filtered he's going to be the guy that sits on character builder sites all day and makes optimal builds then deletes them and makes more. The chalice system is cucking them harder than it is the grughead who is going to git gud thru hours of play. Whats the ideal solution? Allow people to set up templates of cheated relics then obtain them if they do some sort of bounty. It is functionally what cheaters are doing anyway.
>>550169582Muddies the waters when it comes to fighting for women's rights because they try to co-opt feminist movements despite not facing any of the same problems
>>550170323No amount of HP or whatever cope will make a bad player good thoughbeit.
I am a tranny and i thrive on your hatred of me. it only makes me stronger
>>550170382A reward system to gain access to specific relics would be great, but it'd have to pretty in-depth to make it worthwhile.
>>550170524(they dont know that) and they will never learn it.
What an absolute gemmie of a thread. Troons are truly the pillar that holds the soulsborne community together.
>>550156221That is a pretty big indicator yeah lol>>550156510Holy fuck dude that sounds miserable >>550151367Owned that faggot nice work>>550150594As we already have one in the process of doing so now
>>550170524It’ll make an average player look good though. I think you underestimate how much ho you get from full hp builds
>>550162837>>550162057>>550151537>>550163337>>550162982
>>550170382>The person that is going to cheat isn't going to be the idiot that got filtered he's going to be the guy that sits on character builder sites all day and makes optimal builds then deletes them and makes moreno, he'll still be the idiot that got filtered, cheaters are notoriously badif your build doesn't work without perfect relics then it's not really a build is it? i run relics with literally 1 line on my builds and they work perfectly well
>>550169402>>550169490is it tumblr or reddit or twitter, make up your fuckin' mindsto my ears it sounds like the exact opposite - she's putting ZERO effort into talking, that's why she sounds like that. if she actually tried you goons wouldn't be on this shit. it's the fact that she isn't putting in any effort that fucks you up
>>550170317gg worst boss
damn lol
>>550169402That's now how tumblr talks
>>550146786no actually the polar opposite in fact>>550146450you could also say this of anyone who reaches critical fame. no wonder it’s so easy for people to mindbreak themselves with all kinds of degenerate shit.
>>550163201>>550162909shut up terr
>>550169905Most notable example there is Rosaria from Genshin who fits the lazy battle nun archetype but she's more sexy than actually repressed. She's actually the first character to come into mind when interacting with Undertaker, where they both similarly bemoan being put to work but would happily do the dirty work of vigilantism. Again, not everyone fits that same archetype but when you have popular characters like Rosaria being a lazy battle nun or Kiara being a sexually-repressed cultist from Fate, it wouldn't surprise me if they looked at other games and took some inspiration. Similarly, I can't imagine Leda resembling Saber being purely coincidental.
Death Knights are way more unpredictable with 3 players. I had no issues with them solo
>>550171139BADASS!
>>550171139Don't post that, that's gross
>>550163154Performative browns with something to hide usually. Kinda like how t*** calls everyone trannies/indians/trannh lovers while being all of those things
>>550144461That’s because they live on the internet and when they actually leave their caves to harass people irl at work they’re extremely loud and noticeable. Their perception is really warped because of that.
>>550145114You don’t, evidently. Although I will admit depending on the culture the exact interpretation/definition can vary but the overall concept is usually largely the same.
>>550171479I dont want this stuff as a part of my society either, so stop showing it
>>550170382If I could reroll specific lines using ed sigils I'd be happy.
why did we get so much runes
>>550170632It would just have to follow the same restrictions it already does with a few riders added on so build-a-relics stay like 1% under the shop/boss relics. No unique stuff like 3x sharts or the 2x luggage lad. I'd make curses still roll randomly but let you deactivate one so you don't get fucked by a cont hp loss or resist down on something you set up but I'd make the bounty just the next game needs a nightlord kill so you could farm by playing naturally. It would naturally feed people into non-depths to farm fun relics and newbs playing those games would see what better builds look like on average so they don't cut their teeth as long. I can't imagine how infuriating it is as a buildcrafter in this game thinking up some amazing build and 1) not knowing if they have the relics 2) having to look for the relics in the jank filing system 3) trying to factor in the in-round bonuses they can't statcrunch in the training grounds for. That last one is so fucky for this game and further pushes you into cheating to make builds you see glimmers of in the round.>>550170979That too but I'm not trying to harp on cheaters being bad without their cheats, the game really is structured to make you want to see the best build possible even as a non-cheater. All the incentives to cheat are there with very little downside. The shop/boss relics are amazing but they only support very run of the mill goodstuff versions of the characters and there are a lot of niche designs you can't even try to set up without cheating in the relics. I'm an over 500 hours non-cheater and I can't build a whole slew of niche builds because I still don't have relic combos to support it. Theres a whole tier of potential I'm aware of because I'm not casual that I don't have access to because of moralfag.
>>550171139>>550171479Why is it always white men trooning out?
>>550171589gumbus has 6 increased rune gain relics
>>550170209>spend every waking hour doing nothing but getting blasted.Agreed but that’s also just junkoids in general. I’ve lost track of the amount of people I know who very clearly have a problem but refuse to admit it.>>550171123‘Cis’ is absolutely a tumblr thing what are you on about.
>>550171589*Cough*
>>550171736No
>>550171701>>550171769what da helll
>>550171479>>550171139This is definitely getting deleted but thanks for the raw truth that lots of people in here needed to see
>>550171652Because terr is brown and ignorant of real life stats
>>550171819*Cough* *Cough*
>>550171879>Because terr is brown and ignorant of real life statsReal life stats say white men troon out the most
>>550171848yeah, thanks (me)
look what i got
>>550171953>>550171589Nice cheated relics bro
everdark libra is such a fucking garbage fightWow I sure love adds, can't get enough of addsFighting the boss itself? no, I prefer it when he's on a separate quadrant and I'm stuck dealing with addsI love adds
>>550171991You got your asshole blown out about this already terr go away
>>550171991literally 10 seconds on google shows that nonwhites troon out for more per capitathus we can assume zullie is brown
The Balancers invasion needs some tweaks for solo.I steamrolled the map and Nightlord, but still couldn't finish all 3 targets in time.Changing it from 3 to 2 would probably be enough, but even then it's annoying to be forced to run across the map like that.
>>550171769>infinite firepots support scholar wylderthe kids are alright
>>550172109I hate it because it requires all 3 people to know for sure what they're doing, which pubbies never ever do. So you can be sure that even if your own play is optimal you're going to end up in a war of attrition with 2 entire filled purple circles crawling around at the edges of your screen.
>>550171769>>550171953>no double grapple>no bleed grapple>no defeat enemies +0/+1>two ISA and Invaders is the only source of scaling damage>Run ends with everyone at +300k souls they cant spendHow is that useful
>>550171809Yes
>>550172251>le per capita whitey copeLmaooooo
>>550170209There's only so many jokes you can take before realizing that most of people aren't really "trans" and it's more so that they are a product of their time. It's similar to when you talk about depression to someone who suffers (or suffered) from it compared to someone who larped with black and white anime profile pictures in their sadboy eraI'm not saying that it is not real, but for most people it's just a matter of convenience>waah I'm a loser white boy my life sucks I'm such a chud>troon out>Wow my life improved so much! I now have relationships with "straight" men, I have a ton of allies (alt white women using you as a token) and other porn addicted trannies!I had a trans friend and less than a month after coming out I was already getting "will you now get into a relationship with me?" messages. It's awful. I could just pity "her" so many times before ultimately deciding to cut contact.
did nightreign win the game award for best boss made out of hemorrhoids?
>>550140997>actually a womanThe biggest shock.
>>550171879>>550172169>>550172251Don’t trigger him please he’s just izzat farming because everyone shat on him so hard this thread
>>550171001You're all the same crowd, faggot.>she
>>550172513Anon...
>>550172407No?
>>550171960ggs>>550172109ED Libra is fine but it is not balanced for D5, even the devs themselves admitted that they didn't expect people to put up with the bullshittery of D5 in the first place.
>>550172453Damn she liked you the whole time and thought it was her chance
>>550172351lol nice
>>550172368Have you done runemaxing? As long as you play the game your team will end up at 15 effortlessly. His build looks insane he's scorpion from MK yelling git over here and isn't afraid of anything.
>>550142061>>550142404>>550147380>>550147446>>550150372shut your faggot ass up terr
>>550146182It was obvious. Women don't datamine, and I think Angelikatosh is the only biological woman I've seen who's really obsessed over a game franchise that wasn't Sims or Stardew publicly.No way is a dataminer like Zullie ever gonna be born with a pussy.
>>550172679Sounds like a woman with the autist lithp to me.
>>550173104Having a lisp doesn't mean you have autism, lots of autists talk normally and lots of people with lisps don't have autism.
>>550173191>>550173191>>550173191move when ready
>troons ITT pretending zullie doesn't sound like your average pngtuber twitch troonJesus Christ. It's not even the most convincing troon voice I've personally hard, and I don't look often.
>>550173228Sure, but you know the type I'm talking about. Not the Mike Tython lithp.
>>550173232gay ass discord-in-op thread
>>550173417I'm still right?
>>550163994>loves her childrenWhat? Marika is one of the worst moms in gaming history.
>>550172970It wasn't the first time, actually. That's unfortunately what happens when a needy, lonely person has a friend for a long time. It's why grooming is so prevalent in certain places of the internet.
>>550173524Moving it around like that is showing how dishonest it is.
>>550173971Or she always had a crush on you and felt embarrassed to tell you because she knew she would be rejected.
>>550174141It wasn't the first time they proposed to me is what I'm saying.
>>550161467She's got that Korean plastic face
>>550174379Poor thing tried her best. Why did you bring up grooming then? Confessing your feelings isn't grooming. It's just desperate.
where's the real thread?
>>550171216Kiara is repressed? I thought her whole thing was being lusty and that whoever felt attraction to her was under her control?
>>550162837I mostly agree with this. One thing Fromsoft really wanted to 'reveal' was that the royal family was just a bunch of pretenders from a separate race of people. The Empyreans were meant to just be a race of people, and Marika was just another member of it that claimed power and pretensions of uniqueness. They planned it both for the Nox and for the Hornsent, but didn't commit to either, for whatever reason.
gg horseynice ult abuse and thanks for the fists
gg smol horse bullied>>550175382thought yu would use the star fist but i forgor i gave you the lightning bone fists... oopsies
where's the real next thread?>>550175627game kept giving me purple fists... although veteran's prosthesis is aight for horse
>>550175240She is lusty, but she presents herself as someone who's bashful and shy about it. People keep misconstruing her lust as something she's very open about, when she usually tries to hide her power level and present herself as "pure" until she does her big reveal. There's a reason why Nasu asked her sexy cop sprite be changed to a shy blushing one in the first place.
>>550166412Even if Zullie is a woman, women have terminal shittaste when it comes to avatars. Look at any game where women are given customizable characters and they always make the trashiest and silliest slags ever.
gg 2bugs
GG Bugs. Giantsflame goes crazy as usual.
I fucking HATE THIS BOSS
>>550169582Self-image comes from inside, not outside in. You'll never be happy with yourself if you rely on changing the exterior independently from the interior.
>>550176648I just want to be happy
>>550174738Vulnerable people are prone to being groomed, it's just something I added in that was "unrelated yet related" to the conversation, not saying that it was grooming.
>>550169582It erodes important protections that females have had for centuries so sick perverts can feel "seen"
>>550176860No one is happy. Happiness is always transient and exists as blips along a long life of general 'meh'.
New thread (No discord link)>>550177026>>550177026>>550177026
>>550157920Perfect perfect perfect perfect perfectAaaand perfect.And I'm sorry
>>550157920Also bosses that break the rules and like "cheat" are the coolest, haven't fought Dreglord yet but you make it sound like he removes your buffs or something, that's neat.But that upside can only save so much of a boss, ED Maris is just not salvageable
>>550171001The difference is fairly negligible between those sites at this point with only some minor differences
>>550182776go to your corner 'cuk
>>550176412true…>>550175369Sybau up schizo no one cares
>>550168891had you today as a teammate as well, was also picking the game back up, too bad we lost on 1% day 3, didn't see anything to nitpick, you're doing fine.
>>550177958What
>>550042147>t. has never been on /v/ before>>550044834 That should come as no surprise if you know those types
