Male Edition>Upcoming ServersSeason of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC) Dec. 19thCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC) Jan. 3rd>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous thread>>550033337
First for fishing with Elaynna!
Sixteen wipes in Molten Core
Safir and Rackbride alliance against Aecheur and Tandrok who win
>>550141923>The Rape: Part II
I'm going to level as destro
>>550141949The Battle of the Faildoms
I cause wipes on purpose so when my mom asks me if wiped because she smells poop I can say yes without lying
>>550142294Flag…
I repent for my warcrimes...
>>550141923must say, he is fun to fight against in BBChe filters alot of retards
>>55014293180% of <Evil> wipes have been caused by him
>>550141865It was only 4 wipes with 8 partial wipes. Not in Evil.
>Male Edition
>>550143369you need to take his little sons to him and have them exploded where he is to crack his armor, it is not as dangerous as gehennas and his disco balls of doomWHICH REALLAY NEEDS the entire room around him all the way to garr's area cleaned up to move his ass around
>>550143790How do I get a bf like this?
>>550143931wtf that sounds fun and interactive compared to vanilla garrwhat are some other bbc MC mechanics?
worgen males hnghhh
>>550143790elaynna in TBC
>>550144002my helf looks like this
>>550144241Normal is a walk in the park, is just vanilla with some of the new mechanics, heroic and onwards is where shit hits the fan.Baron needs a lot of decurse because he eats mana like a motherfucker and it is a DPS race, also the Living bomb spreads at higher difficulties if i remember well, and leaves shit on the floor that deals a lot of damage.Golemagg's core hounds is literally he and his dogs killing the entire raid with kill command and you having to kill the dogs and go back to him til he resurrects the dogs again.Majordomo is the funniest fight because not only you get to dps him down, but you need dedicated dps on people who will Be literally stuck in the middle of his room to be executed like socrethar's fight where you need to bust the crystals fast and you need to kill the melee and ranged protecting him together so his shield lowers down and you kick his assRagnaros is the funniest fight, but that is better once people gets to do him.
>>550144002play twow
>>550145028Also Majordomo leaves a portal to Rag's room
>>550143369tbf he's the hardest MC boss.
Alone...
Overlooked...
>>550152804>>550153251GoodFucking die
What happened to <Sisters of the Sunwell>?
What happened to <Soldiers of Fortune>?
im going to gilneas to slaughter worgen
What happened to <Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>?
e621 is down
>>550153996SLAY themnot LAY them
>>550152804Just remember anon. Sometimes things need to be chopped and cooked before served and ate.
I am going to create the guild <CRUZADA ESCARLATA> on SotC with an EPGP loot system with situational lootcouncil (LC members: me, one officer of each class).The lootsystem will reward attendance, consumable use and to some degree, exceptional perfomance (subjective). An example could look like this (numbers not final and subject to change):- raidday attendance (+10pts)- flask OR both combat/guardian elixirs used (+2pts PER bosspull)- buff food used (+1pts PER bosspull)- BiS weapons cost (-50pts)- non-BiS weapons cost (-30pts)- BiS armor pieces and Tier tokens cost (-20pts)- non-BiS armor pieces cost (-10pts)- various key items may have separate pricing- a weekly "tax" of x% points burned before ID reset to discourage "hogging points"This system is in place to reward regular attendance, consumable use and effort.It will prevent people from disappearing until next tier release as points will carry over between raid releases.In the event of two people having equal amount of points and wanting the same item, the lootcouncil will step in and decide priority based on various factors as performance and overall benefit to the entire raid as a whole.The Lootcouncil will be open at all times to criticism where people can ANONYMOUSLY voice their concerns or anger regarding loot distribution in order to find a solution that satisfies all parties.Ninjapulling and purposeful raidwipes will result in your accumulated points being terminated.Further rules may follow.With kind regards,Rackbride/Fuutank
>>550155009it's too late... they've already pinned me down...
>>550155595i will join
>>550155661
>>550156076the joke is that HE FUCKS DOGS, GET IT? THE JOKE IS FUCKING SEX
>>550156183Can you elaborate further, please?
I just want someone to love me...
It's not dogs it's worgen (males)
>>550156405submit yourself to a dom ( a real one )
>>550156405Asalys...
>>550156685this is what i do before shitposting every day here and starting a drama that spirals out of control even though i dont play on turtle
>>550156685>a fucking fortune wheeltop zozzle
>>550156685kek, it really do be like that
>>550156405is this who i think it is...
>>550157176We will never fucking know!
>>550157281ok nvm it's not
>>550157483I wasn't the one who posted that you dumbass!
>>550145028>Golemagg's core hounds is literally he and his dogs killing the entire raid with kill command and you having to kill the dogs and go back to him til he resurrects the dogs again.so they just took the stupid hunter nigger from Firelands huh
I want to start a hunter on Turtle because they leaked this new talent where you get 10% more damage if you dismiss your pet, can they just release the patchie already...
Maybe the dragons aren't so useless after allI got Tick warhorn but im not so sure about him50% movement speed reducation and 10% attack speed reducation for 10 seconds every 30 secondsManaclaw has a more consistent 5 second 50% movement speed reducation every 15 seconds with 20% movement reducation for 10 seconds every 20 secondsCobalt Mageweaver has a fucking deepfreeze. That's big for Frost MagesAlso Cone of Cold, 8 seconds of 20% movement reducationI'd imagine the other ones are great for non-frost mages
>>550158138>only 10%erm
>>550158138I'm pretty sure the pet itself and things you can do with the pet deal way more than 10%This is ignoring all the utility they give, that's a horrible rate
>>550156405Name?
>>550158138where can I see these leaks
>>550158642nobody is bringing your non warlock/shaman ass to raids anyway
>>550158138>only 10%and you have to spec survival? good job
it's not even funny much strong Beast Mastery is on tauri compared to other specs
>>550159761Has that ever not been the case in WoW tho
>>550159761maybe pre artifact and legendariesbut you can just play whatever you feel is more fun, since the dps difference is not that high
>>550159129Im talking about slows and utilityIm obviouisly not talking about PvE
>>550160127considering how artifacts and legendaries are light year away, it matters>but you can just play whatever you feel is more fun, since the dps difference is not that highnot on draenor, even all the luckiest procs it's a struggle to kill elites with marksman, where is BM I can roll my face on a keyboard and win
>>550160441Nobody does PVP chud
>>550160632>considering how artifacts and legendaries are light year awayGod I wish Legion was soon and/or we knew when it was comingI'm tired
>>550155595>only 1 response (samefagged)FAILED GUILD FOR A FAILED DOM
>>550162290SNEEDED! FORMERLY CHUCKLED!
>>550162290SNEEDED, FORMERLY ALIVE
>>550125923I literally progged Kara 40 3 times, 2 times with the same guild because we had members bleed into epoch, how about you shut the fuck up?
>>550163212noob + brown
you faggots still playing wow after 21 years lol
people have been playing chess for thousands of years
>Nelf/Tauren/Helf exclusive guildhmmmmm
>>550164845>high elflorelet the guild
>>550164981While Blood Elves were heavy on demonic powers, did the High Elves actually use Fel magic?I can't remember any warcraft High Elf unit using fel magic
>>550165745irrelevant hereHigh Elves burned their own forest and betrayed their own forest guardians in vain hope to delay the scourge in TBC the treants are still very much pissed to the point of hoping elves die the fuck off
>>550164845things are of your knowledge
brehsseason of crusade or crusader-storm?
>>550168539why not both?
>>550156076Me on the left
>>550165965>in TBCNot canon
>>550168539C-S2 has it worse because of the failure of the first C-S, release date close to TBC classic, Jay being retarded and replying to every redditor rage baiting him, and now using AI for the logo will likely turn some peope off. SotC is more of a novelty, another interesting idea that no one knows if will be executed well, but will likely atract more people. I'll try SotC though I'm a bit burnt out right now.
3 years ago? But it feels like just yesterday. Are there pservers for this garbage yet?
>>550170536There actually is, but I don't remember the name. Some anon was posting screenshots of it like a week ago.
>>550170536firestorm is on the newest expac
The FRESHEST of FRESH is almost here!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LSOx0cffWMYOU will JOIN US, on December 19!
>guild named "girls night">gm is a literal tranny with his photo in pfp
>>550177984so fuarking based OMFG
>>550168539i'm going to try SotC but i don't know how long i'll lasttwow has spoiled me with a lot of special features, content, high server pop, and addons, that it makes it difficult to get into other servers
>>550177984Buckethead
Finally.
>>550180205aw fuck i knew i forgot to do something
Congratulations to <Branded> on getting their first Binding!
>>550180337Tandrok... I kneel...
>>550180337PROPERTY OF TANDROK
>>550180274Didn't get it all last year and finally got it today. Adding Fashion Coins to the bag is nice.
>>550158718>>550158885>>550159446It's ok considering your pet is going to die as soon as any kind of raid mechanics are involved but it's meme-tier outside that
>>550180337Grats!
>>550180337The curse of the one binding is now upon you. Congrats.
>>550180337>giving the rogue thunderfury because "he's the dom"faildom guild
>>550180337why'd you type this as if you're not in Brandedso bizarre to larp as someone else who randomly cares about your loot for no reason, both because you thought it would be a plausible larp, and because you even want people to.
Need some good bimbelf names for SotC...
>>550181859At some point you just have to admit that Tandrok has charisma. He's charmed an entire guild of trannies and has them all wrapped around his little finger.
>>550182868He is the only one playing a male character in that guild.
>>550181219didn't they add avoidance though?
I'm rolling demonology on season of the crusade i'm rolling balance/kitty druid on season of the crusadei'm rolling 2h enhancement on season of the crusadei'm rolling shockadin on season of the crusadei'm topping the charts every time
dead ass turtle is so fucking BORING
>>550185298how did you take that picture of me?
>>550185401eagle eye
>>550183027No. There are quite a few males.
>>550182313why nnot just use bimbelf..?
>>550180337I genuinely do not believe <Evil> will survive the drama when bindings drop.
>>550186489i dont think theyll survive bwl let alone bindings
I put in 240 hours in 6 weeks and anons want to talk about "oooh don't raid log nyaaaahhhhh" shut the hell up
>>550186426Do you name yourself cockfuck..?
>>550186752bimbelf is a cute name though!
>>550182313Wolftoy
>>550186489There won't be any drama
>>550186886>>550187090Malebrained names are bad
Who is getting the bindings in <Evil>?
>>550186752Yes
>>550187879Flag
>>550187879whoever can afford them.
>here's your bg teammate bro
>>550188350kek
>>550187879Bindings are HR'd to Elafi.
>>550188458Proof?
>>550188458>Elafi stayed in the top of the charts as a survival huntereh>Elafi was the only person in her party:O
>>550187879We should give it to Theo as a joke.
We all know that Flag is going to instantly take them.
>>550191648We all know you wouldn't do that, Flag.
>>550190129AND I had to kite on Majordomo! Everyone here should praise me waaaaay more!
>>550141585Is there a BC hardcore classic+ server?
Elafi Facts of Power:>Boyfriend is cute>I love Boyfriend!>Boyfriend!
Seralys got 5 loots in the latest MC. Do you think that's normal?
>>550193969The new santa outfit is very hawt never change it
Justice for Safir
>>550195902I DE janny
>>550195902It's a big clique, and you ain't in it.
>>550195902>pug who we never see again gets five pieces of loot>i sleep>anon who decides to take a break until bwl gets five pieces of loot>i sleep>anon who only raidlogs gets five pieces of loot>i sleep>person who has never misses a raid and is always on helping people gets five pieces of loot>IS THIS NORMAL?
Seralys has never helped me because I won't ERP with him.
I literally got tier pieces because the other priests already have them
Gramble whispered me and told me if I asked for gear Seralys wanted he would gkick me.
>>550200267Yeah I did tell Gamble that but I still won the loot fairly
>>550195902it is normal, <evil> is fucking awesome. The benefits of doing 40 man content with 20 people.
Seralys mugged me and enchanted my gear with negative stats
>>550200392No you didn't because I didn't even roll because I was scared of being gkicked for taking loot the shadow gm's cocksleeve wanted
I'm almost pre raid bis yay yay!
>>550141585He looks just like me wtf??
Stop bullying Seralys! She's done nothing wrong!
>>550187879We decided to give them to a tank, since Thunderfury is more of a use for 'em.
>>550202796Yes yes yes I did nothing wrong
>>550154170No... Say not so....
>>550204365>Giving TF to a tankWhy
>>550195902No it’s not normal for someone good and useful to get gear. Usually we waste it on faggots who can’t play or won’t play.
The Argentinian Tranny runs Evil.
>Elicia's paypiggy is the disenchant jannyThat explains why we're getting 1 illusion dust at most out of every MC
Indi...
>>550207826You’re all his slaves.You just don’t realize it yet.
>spend 2+ hours getting all the quests for a dungeon and doing the necessary prequests, forming the group, waiting for people to arrive at the dungeon, doing the dungeon, then going around and turning in all the quests>get maybe 1/2-2/3 of a level>do bgs>get that much in 2 bgs in less than an hourboomers aren't ready to hear it, but dungeons are shit without rdf teleporting you in
when are we getting the gang back together to rape and dismember nu-/wpsg/
>going through 1 year old screenshots
>>550213579Just wait until you’re looking at screenshots that are five or more years old.
>>550214037I'll be dead by then
>>550214425Rip in piss you shant be missed
Who do we blame?
gonna hang myself with a fucking hdmi cable, cya faggots
Didnt get any loot in MC again, brb gonna kill myself
>>550218569it won't hold you fatty
Five more sleeps 'til Season of the Crusade.
>>550218739You were right :(
Why did you do that to Sunethil?
I'm talking to all 3 of you.
>>550219013Why are anons so excited about it? Not shit talking, I literally just know nothing about it.
>>550221367It's vanilla+ where the + is TBC talents, spells, races, and so on scaled to 60. Basically takes all the things that TBC did right about vanilla (like the honor change) and applies it to vanilla. That and playable Draenei is a huge plus for some anons.
>>550222093I see, thanks.
>>550222093What about new zones, dungeons and raids?
>>550222181You're welcome.>>550222191The plan is to release those in phases. At the start I think the only new zones will be the starting zones for the two new races.
It's going to be a draenei feminine horse sausagefest
femorc that rapes futa draeneis
>>550222436do you think the server owner knows what he's created?
>>550222436>>550222558>>550222708Giddy-up!
>>550222436Draenei are always more popular in online discussion then they end up actually being in game
>>550222093no gobbos?
>>550222093I was on board with that one until I read that there are new races.
I wasn't on board until I read that there are Draenei.
futa is jeet fetish
Your server is gonna have a max population of 100 and after 2 months its gonna be 20 people
>>550224606based
>>55022460620 pop is comfy! It’s like we’re a close-knit family!!
>>550224992
>>550224992They hated him because he told the truth.
>>550141585>Male edition>Posts most feminized men in the setting
>>55022513910k in turtle was awesome, it only felt crowded at early levels
>>550224992>>550225139Ha!
>grinding in WPL>see a hc mage also grinding at the same spot>shrug and keep going, there's enough mobs for the both of us>mage starts pulling large amounts of mobs into my consecration, causing me to draw aggro and forcing me to deal with them while he just stands there>>log in today>go to grinding spot>see grave of hc mageKarma's a bitch.
>>550226175Agreed
>>550226175>10k in turtle was awesomeThis is why we can't have nice things. Go back to retail or your streamer that tells you that the spirit of classic is when an orc called Wanzangluichen is tagging your Hogger. I'm so tired of all these zoomers pretending that WoW didn't exist before Nostalrius. Or when they justify bacterized lore and mechanics based on retail.
>>550226175>>550226819The first time Turtle hit 10k it sucked because it was due to chinks invading and queues were over an hour long.The second time Turtle hit 10k it was good because it was a natural rise in players. Nord is so endgame heavy with so many longtimers that it really didn’t overcrowd the game. Hell Amber wound up being more overcrowded because players were all concentrated in the same levels.
>>550225176Dostor...
>>550226819No bro you don't get it wow isn't wow unless every resource node is spawncamped, every mob camp has a dozen people on it, and capital cities give you 10 fpsBig number GOODSmall number BADLINE MUST GO UP
>>550226819This might be the most retarded post ever
>>550228381I don't see the problem, that pic you posted right there is the epitomy of masculinity
>>550231593WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAACE
>>550231848Anon you can't just say that to people wtf :(Have you any idea how rude you're being????
>>550231593Asmongold?
was Safir banned again?
JUSTICE FOR SAFIR THE KAFFIR
>>550233791Who is this fat baby faced fag?
>>550234530kazumok, you newfag
>>550233296Nahhh unlike him I actually have good opinions and hyghienic standards
>>550234592Who?
>>550234664the slayer of alexensual
>>550234592Are we supposed to know who your boyfriend is?
>>550234530Stavros Halkias
>>550234958Aaah, get it now, I apologize
>>550233791>tfw didn't fatmaxx and kept my face and hairline well-flourished with estrogen
>>550236260>tfw low-t by default so i can save money on the estrogen
>>550236260>>550237032>so high-t that i would never be able to troon out...
What's -theoretically- a good class for season of the crusade if I like PvP? I was thinking rogue would prob be top tier but I also am curious about enh shaman, what do you lads think?
>>550237470I'm going with shammy because the class is cool and I don't play it often, no idea how it plays in PvP but it should be a good time
Good Cataclysm servers? I actually liked the expansionPreferably pre-nerf or just buffed content
>>550237150lmao bald
>>550238364all deadnobody plays crapaclysm
>>550238621no...
>>550237470you can't pvp if you're the only one online bro
>>550237470considering the focus will be on arena probably the usual warr/druid cancer for 2v2 and RMP for 3v3some dual dps like enhancer/bm in 2v2 might get stuff done during early seasons while nobody has much resilience
>>550238364Whitemane
>>550236190Orb was too pure...
>>550234592terminally online people shaming moderately online people for not knowing as much about other terminally online people is my favorite memeget a job
MOM, MOOOOOOOOOM HE SAID THE J WORD
>>550234592you say that but it's from Nostalrius, that's not old
>see ping from tauri discord>oh boy this is it they're finally announcing legi-fuck this bitchthat nig reaction lol
>>550240003>The Nostalrius server was officially launched on February 28, 2015.Is unc okay?
hell yeah boys, finally
>>550238364Whitemane is the only populated one but has a cash shopProudmoore uses the cata classic client and had no cash shop but barely has 200 pop at most
why are TBC servers so unpopular? even more so than MoP and Cata
>>550240964>item level 605what the hell am i even looking at here?
world of runescape bros, how are we feeling?
>>550242386privated and gone
>>550242386It's dead jim
>>550236190POV: You are not Eyba or Seralys.
>>550236190long nails are so ugly
>>550241373>>550241373>Maelstrom>Legacy realm>Go into Realms tab>Only MaelstromHuh?Anyhow, i don't mind the cashshop, the devs got to keep the server running somehow. As long as it's not too invasiveThe little features they added sound pretty coolI'll miss Ascension's features, especially High-Risk, but that pile of shit dev team and their cancer balancing team is just too much to bear anymore
POV: You are Eyba and Seralys.
>>550244760
>>550244760>Me... can't wait to meet youYeah I'm not ERPing with a nelf to hear her speak like an Orc Peon because the player irl is as intelligent as an Orc Peon.
>>550244760I'll never understand ERP. It's cool if you're into it, but man I just don't fucking get it.
>>550243001feminine argentinian twink > femoid hambeast
>>550245373Congratulations, you're not mentally ill
>>550245373Horny retards want to jerk off with each other using their imagination
>>550245705I get the sexual needs I just don't get how typing shit like *slobber all over your globussy* provides a better relief for it than simply wanking it off, especially with the constant reminder that the second party might be the greasiest tube of lard of them all.
Any good servers?
>>550245373What's not to get it's just people having sex.
>>550245939>the constant reminder that the second party might be the greasiest tub of lard of them allDon't remind them of that they may get upset
I legit look like an amani troll irl, just with long hair
>>550245939Can you rotate an apple in your head?
>>550246634Yeah?
>>550246594i look like the male outlander from torchlight 2
>>550246634But I ate the apple as breakfast!
>>550245939I don't know I just think of penis
>>550246634>in your headIt's "on your head", ESL retard
>>550245939>i don't understand the need for forplaydifferent people have sex differently, i hear some people even use the wrong hole.
just two guys jerking off together don't mind them
>>550246697Then you can understand you are not meant to think of the person sitting behind the screen, but their in game characters instead. Whoever is sitting behind the computer screen is irrelevant. You interact with whatever is being depicted through words.
>>550245939they're incels desperate for companionship and this is the closest they can get to it
>>550245939>especially with the constant reminder that the second party might be the greasiest tube of lard of them all.You're missing the fundamental aspect of ERP which is the ability to roleplay. People that are unimaginative wouldn't really get it.
>>550246828You are not having sex, anon.
>>550246810Based legit retard.
>>550246983Virtual sex is still sex.
>>550246932I used to think this but i know irl women who ERP and have active dating lifes. Some people are just addicted to sex in all forms. Women especially, men get kink'd shamed and called incels for the maze gaze all the time but I think people really underestimate how down bad women are.
>>550247106This
>>550246810When I eat an apple the apple is in my head not on my head
>>550247128Women ERP on Second Life thoughbeitver
>>550247216When you eat an apple the apple is in your mouth not your head, you moron.
core hound makes me go *pop*
>I'm just le roleplaying!>refers to each other as she/her completely OOC, even out of the gameokay troons
>>550246930>>550246963Actors do not completely disconnect from reality.You know what? Fuck it, like I said I don't get it, I'll just drop it.
>>550247262They do it every where, but second life is more popular because you can make abominations for sure.
>>550246634why wouldn't i just my hands?
>>550247274The apple is in my mouth, my mouth is my head, the apple is in my head
>>550247474>The apple is in my mouth, my mouth is in my head, my head is on my body, the apple is on my bodyDoesn't work like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM
>>550247342>Actors do not completely disconnect from realitykinda off topic but when they do its called method acting.
>>550247572Are you mentally challenged?
When I play the game World of Warcraft and I get immersed into the fantasy (a known psychological process), it is not hard for me to dissassociate from the game because I have no ulterior motive behind my enjoyment of the game. When you have 'sex in the game', you have ulterior motives masking themselves as something healthy
>>550247719I accept your concession. Next time just admit you were retarded right at the start.
>>550247474it is really interesting. if i shot you in the forehead they'd say you were shot in the head, but if i aimmed lower to the jaw or cheek they'd say face. but i decapitate you i've beheaded you.
what no good servers does to a mf
>>550247749I don't get it, the point of the game is to enjoy it. You're both enjoying the game, how are either your motives ulterior especially for an mmo.
>>550245939it's interactive
>95IQ debating about the to them incomprehensible act of roleplayingif only you knew what wicked shit people get their rocks off too, you'd realize that some typefucking in an mmo is no more weird than the telephonesex ads you see on the sports channel after midnight>"uhhhh hurrrr how can anyone have sex it's just a phone???"meanwhile the same retard will pay half his paycheck to onlyfans whores just so she says his name on stream
>>550248140>it doesn't matter how immoral I get! i'm enjoying myself!
That rustled some jimmies.
Playing video games at all is immoral.
nobody ever wants to erp with my gnome mage...
Anyone who's taken even a high school literature class knows that keeping in mind the background of the author and what intent he may have in writing what he wrote is part of fully comprehending a novel. Completely disconnecting the author from the writing would not make you more imaginative if it was true, it would make you stupid. But it's not even true, you guys just truly believe the tranny ERPing with you is a woman because he identifies as one.
>>550241643heirloom
>>550247337One is RP the other one is LARP
>>550247834>>550247859Specifics don't negate generals, what's so hard to understand?
>>550249318name?
>>550250416>nobody, not a single person that erp's believes the opposite side is a woman irl you braindead troggloditestopped reading therelolalso it's troglodyte
>>550249058>immoral so you're just a prude?
>>550249358No, I do the opposite. I know the person behind the screen is likely a lonely person living an entire world apart from me. The chances of us meeting in real life, even by accident are zero and I'm aware I would not be attracted to him in real life even if we did. If he's not too weird about it, there's no harm for me to pander to his emotional needs and make him enjoy himself at that time. I am very aware it's some tranny behind the screen pretending to be a hot elf chick, but as long as that prevents him from roping and make him enjoy his life a bit, I have no problems indulging with him through our interactive fictional writing. I enjoy myself, he enjoys himself, both people get less lonely and the world is slightly less suicidal at the end of the day.
average erper btw
>when you're ERPing with Tandrok and then he misspells troglodyte and it makes your bussy dry right upthat's a faildom moment
>>550247342No you have to accept mentally ill trannies just doing their heckin thing!!!
>getting this mad at the idea of people sexting each otherthat's funny
Wow I love having all WoW private server discussion get derailed by a number of ERPers haha! Why, my peenus weenus of course!
>>550250983yeah if you weren't an uneducated third worlder with an IQ you wouldn't be learning English from WoWand that still would explain using i instead of y lolyou're a clown bro, talking about intelligence to me when your English is so bad is just laughable
SIXTEEN WIPES
>>550250983stop embarrassing yourself faildom, you are bad at ERP and even worse at explaining it
Guys what is the funnest turtle wow class?
>>550141585>private server general>Firestorm not even mentioned in OPIt's so over
>>550251751The uninstall wizardBOOOOM*drops mic and logs back into Project Epoch*
>>550232026>posting le dress memes when Ironclad talent existsI shiggy diggy
>>550195902Who or what the fuck is Seralys that I keep seeing
>>550251482draenei peenus weenus
>>550251786>logs back into Project Epochthis never happened
>>550251770You could still talk about it even if it wasn't in the OP.But you don't other than to say it should be in the OP, because there's nothing to say and you're the only one who plays there.
>>550251770It's been over for a long timePretty much ever since people started tolerating mentally ill freaks that we have in the general now which drove off almost every normal person remaining here
>>550251945I just want a modern WoW server that isn't absolute trash and riddled with bugs and incomplete content (current or old). Firestorm seems to be the only one that even attempts modern expacs.
Brandedsisters I think we should gkick Tandrok after how he's embarrassed us in this thread.
it is immoral to "fuck" people you don't know online because of a degenerate sexual drivemarried men don't do this
>>550252112>I just want a modern WoW server that isn't absolute trash and riddled with bugs and incomplete content (current or old).good luck!even up to MoP which is a decade old, only Tauri has a good functional core.
At the Stormwind - Where the helfs at?Cocky want boing boing!
>>550252715Me on the left
>>550252612You think it's because it's incredibly difficult to do or because Blizzard is keeping tabs on pservers?
how desperate must <branded> be to erp with an illiterate indian probably going>*lowers the zip of pant*>*put penus in vagaina*>you like that maam
>>550253801it's incredibly tedious to script everything and have it not be a buggy mess, firestorm tends to take shortcuts and have quests auto complete
>>550253850sounds like projection
>>550253850Saar I am but a humble turd farmer
>>550253801it's because anyone retarded enough to want to play shadowlands is just gonna play retail lolunless of course they're just too poor, but in that case they're not going to donate or buy mtx, so not a viable market.
>>550253850SAAR I GRAB BOB AND VAGENE AND I GAIN THE IZZAT I AM THE DOM NOW YOU ARE TO BE THE RAPED SAAR
>>550253850What's with the cringe indian hate on 4chan recently?
tauri won
>>550254252indians built modern society btw
>>550254252You get the reputation you deserve.
>>550251538t. doesn't even KNOW a 2nd languagesit down before you shit your diaper, faggot
>>550254671If you spell troglodyte as trogglodite you don't know a second language unless you've got something besides English and your native Hindi which I extremely doubt.
>>550254493Mr. Beast is playing on Tauri? Gee willikers!
>>550254853bloody basterd bitch madachode my english is very very good saar you watch your mouth or i will be sending the fbi for these warrants shut up
saar i play orc bvll saar im not 120 pound 5'1 manlet irl saar i sex elf woman saar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecBco63zvas
>>550254853English, Russian, French, German and a bit of bugspeak(japanese)now let us hear your portfolio of languages you barely sentient trogglodyte
>>550255292I thought bugspeak was chinese
>>550255292yeah Americans and Canadians (ie pajeets) love to do this thing where they list a bunch of languages they know like 3 words from and pretend they speak them and no one is convinced
>>550253850>vaginagood onesoooo are we rolling alliance or browns on season of the crusader?
>>550255359there are many flavors of bugspeak>>550255380keep coping around in circles you faggot you still didn't answer my question, i am sorry the thought that a human being can learn more than one language scares you so much
>>550255359I am inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt here, every anime/hentai starts off with fucking cicadas making noises
>>550255292Imagine all the time that you have wasted on learning when you have AI now.
>>550255428>soooo are we rolling alliance or browns on season of the crusader?crossfaction
>>550255479I see>>550255531ah fair enough
>>550255479Yeah I'm gonna say English, Russian, French, German and a bit of bugspeak(japanese).What's that? You don't believe me? Because I obviously sound like some retard fibbing because he thinks "knowing" languages is something to be proud of even though he's never read a single book in any of them, including his native one? Oh well you can't prove me wrong so I win :)Get a grip Rajesh you're making a fool of yourself.
>>550255646Niiiice
>>550255602you don't need AI to translate between two languages in realtime, there are tools like that on the market that you can buy, specifically targeted at people who travel a lot>>550255758lmao pidaras koncheni tolko znaet odin yazikpathetic little shitter, a mutt even dare i say
>>550255758I am so superior to you and this is why you timmies are jealous and afraidyou find out im indian and its no stop bullying when I did nothing wrong
>>550254671lmao seething
>>550255428Femgoat shammy so I can goon while autoattacking mobs
>>550249318*uses you like an arcane fleshlight*
>>550256080if u play goat people or red elves you are cringe sorry to break it to u
I speak 20 languages and have read many novels in all of them and also I'm 250cm tall, super ripped 1% bodyfat and can bench 8 pl8 and you can't prove any of this wrong.
>>550256308I'm cringe and free anon
>>550253850Branded’s ERP sessions leave me quivering and shaking from pure literary ecstasy.
>>550256335But do you have a job? Do you have money? Are you a male?
>>550256459I don't need a job because I inherited 3 billion dollars from my grandfather and I am a woman with a very sexy vagina.
>be forced to learn multiple languages because you were born in a lesser region of the world>hold up this fact as a source of pride, rather than one of shame -10 izzat
>mutt thinks knowing multiple languages is a burden
>>550250487Jib
>>550256672Actually only forced to learn the native one and English, which is why guys who start writing off this laundry list of a dozen languages that they totally speak when they're made fun for how poorly they speak English are so obviously lying and insecure. Even if it were true, trying to learn new languages when you haven't even mastered the 2 would just be a retarded use of your time.
>>550256937oh, it's not? then learn chinese right now. speak a little mandarin for us, gweilo.
I wanna be a dom but I never erped before. Fellow doms, how do I dommily dom?
>>550257539saar you walk up to the sub then you grab the bob and vagene and you say this mine now! mine!
>>550257712Very insightful sir, I will make sure to try it on my male orc today!
turtle Bharat server when?
these tier sets are so bad, they HAVE to be trolling the bronzebeard cucks.for example, the balance druid set>5% of your spirit is converted into hit rating>your spells have a chance to increase your spirit by 10, stacking 5 timesAlso, someone already looted a bloodforged hand of rag, probabably off some gnoll
>>550255428there are no draenei on h*rde
>Are we playing actual functioning civilization or unwashed savage rapist murderer invaders?Gee i dont know
something something buildings bricks castles something something desert mudhuts
>>550260753i'm thinking >unwashed savage rapist murderer invadersbut you do you tranny!
>>550260753Going Alliance after how <gulag> turned out would be crazy
>>550260753I'm already a gigachad rapist in real life so I will be a rapee this time :3
>>550260854>muh trannySorry i don't want to play as demonic forces wanting to destroy the worldIm just going to create a Draenei Paladin and kill every orc in sight
I am not playing alliance again, don't want to be associated with resident ERP homosexuals here
>>550261685wanna frot? :3
>>550261593we both know what gender and spec your draenei paladin will be, little tranny
>>550261685Gay level 1 tauren sex in the starting zone now
>>550261740>>550261873vacate yourself from this existence
>>550261919hmmm... nyo
>>550260753The actua lfunctioning civilization doesn't give me green skinned portable onaholes.
>>550261593a male draenei, right?
go green!turn draenei into pavement today!
season of the crusade will be male characters only, shitters and shitstirrers will be kicked. no anon-only rule so don't think you're gonna be safe purely to have 25 raiders
What's gonna be the name of the SotC guild?
>>550262690pochie
>>550262690<World Economic Forum>
>>550262154yes>>550261830nolearn new buzzwords green nigger
>>550262690<Cleared MC>
>>550262993learn new buzzwords tranny nigger
>>550262993>yesi don't believe you and will not be making an alliance character unless I see at least 1 male draenei paladin at level 60
>>550262690<Thread Schizos>
>>550262471>malebarely
>>550257539read female romance novels. I learned everything I know from a harry potter reverse harem fanfiction,
>>550262471So it's a homosexual guild
YOU HAVE TO LET ME PLAY FEMALE CHARACTERS PLAYING AS MEN IS GAY I SWEAR I'M NOT A TRANNY I SWEAR
>>550262690<Deus Vult>
NO YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU FUCKING TRANNY I AM A MANLY MAN SEE HOW MANLY AND MUSCULAR MY TAUREN IS IN HIS SKINTIGHT LEATHER OUTFIGHT WITH EXPOSED PECS GOD I WANT TO LICK THEM I MEAN I AM JUST LIKE THAT BIG AND MANLY AND YOU ARE A TRANNY!!!
>>550263670I AM SUCH A MANLY MAN WITH CHEST HAIR AND BEARD THATS WHY IF I DONT PLAY THE MOST MANLY MAN CHARACTER EVER PEOPLE MIGHT MISTAKE ME FOR A WOMAN
>>550263532that's all guilds
I'm not gay I just want to surround myself with big burly men and talk about dudes all day and like jokingly suck their cock but like a bro and not in a gay way
>>5502251396K po any day now ...
Anons are weirdly obsessed with playing as women. Guess I'm just gonna skip out on the anon guild again.
You're saying things you don't really believe because you think you have to clap back after someone (correctly) calls you a tranny.Live your life more honestly. Stop trying to be something you're not
you can't even separate fiction from reality
>>550263994How would you have felt if you hadn't eaten breakfast?
>it's just fiction bro, but if you refer to me as he/him even while talking about me as a player instead of the character I am going to doxx you and have you #cancelled
>"YOU ARE CLAPPING BACK">says the insecure nigger who cries unprompted about trannies in his walls 24/7
>>550263994This, unironically
I play exclusively male characters and would never join a "male character only" guild. That's fucking gay.
>>550264381>schizo makes up scenarios in his head that never happenedjust tell the trannies in your head to shut up, they can't hurt you
weakest gaslights from the weakest incels who had to become women because they couldn't get any
>>550264381This never happened.
<Not on Turtle>
I called Cagedfemboy "he", because his name literally has boy in it, and was getting death threats within 5 minutes.
Is there a better feeling than randomly getting chat muted for 10 seconds because someone is clicking on your TRP profile like a maniac, unbeknownst to you?
uh oh melty
>>550265014Yes, having sex with a real woman. It's amazing.
>>550262690<Meltie>
>>550265602it's not that great and now my penis itches
>doing stuff at the AH>warlock walks in>his succubus moans >now I'm horny and have to go masturbategod fucking damn it, i'm trying to get shit done
>>550262690<uh oh melty>
>>550267349You forgot the best part>slaps her own ass
>>550265602That's very impressive of you, coming to 4chan World of Warcraft private server general to boast about how much sex you have in real life.
Did Turtle get wiped off the planet like Reddit said it would
>>550270379No, Shenna came to a compromise with Blizzard. Phil Spencer gets to take a shit on her face once a day, Turtle gets to keep running.
just finished elwynn for the 18523rd time, ahhhh it's just as i remember!
>>550270809This, but ironically.
>>550270809lol, same. do you still read all the quest text, or do you have it all memorized by heart already? or perhaps you invent your own patter and adventure from wholecloth now?
>>550270379Funny that people actually stopped playing over this
>>550270379I have insider information that Turtle will be shut down in two more weeks.
I raped Hogger.
>>550271943Elaynna...
>went to go get benediction on bb>priest already doing it>just walk up and accept quest>finishes a min later with me doing nothing>complete it and leave>see the priest complaining in chat the quest isn't completing.quality server.
>>550271680I sold all my turtle stuff once the rico started what's happening with that why are they still online?
Don't come to SOTC on friday.
I hope my thread wife will play on SotC too!
will asalys and eyba be on sotc?
>>550274337Yes.
>>550274337probably, only short after they realized that everyone left their whole existence is based around rping
>why do people rp
>>550274537>>550274538then i'm not playing it
>>550274732ok bye
>>550274337who are those what's sotc? can you guys add a glossary to the OP?
>>550274538IESLB
>>550274337no, but assalys and eiba will be
>another "vanilla but it's hecking TBC" serverhow many times does this concept have to flop before retards stop trying it
>>550275627QRD on assalys and eiba?
>>550275798How many times has it been tried?
I can't wait to play Season of the Crusade with some real niggas. And I don't mean you, generic anons. I mean the legit, old school /wpsg/ niggas. I'm talking niggas so old school you wouldn't know their nicks even if you searched the archive.
>>550276312We'll see...
BBC is so fucking trash BBC is so fucking trash BBC is so fucking trash holy fucking dogshit server shamanwarlockshamanwarlockshamanwarlockshamanwarlockpile of shit server
Turtlesisters, SotC doesn't have transmog, only chuds will be playing there, we're all staying on Turtle.
I'll keep my slutmog in my bag ready to put it on when ERPing
>tank on a TWoW warrior>quitHoly fucking bias. This server legit hates the idea of warriors being good tanks.
>>550277565classic transmogs are actually kino and a good thing
>>550277663No no, don't bother with that, stay on Turtle.
>>550277743They're good tanks
>>550277831>bear tankier and stronger than warrior>paladin tankier and stronger than warrior>only tool prot gained was more threat in combat/zerker stancelol, lmao even
>>550278179warrior has more avoidance than druids and more mitigation than paladins actuallyconsult the chart
>>550277464I leveled warlock to 60 and rerolle because it's so fucking boring to play
Should I play prot pally on season of the crusade?
>>550278383Putting + on a chart doesn't disprove what actually happens in game. Druids are rumored to be nerfed, but prot warrior itself is a joke regardless. The threat situation is tragic because they've improved nothing from vanilla, that being all the flat threat values warriors are relying on even though they don't scale by design. You even have changes that made their existing tools worse, like Imp Shield Slam and Shield Block both giving the same buff to block chance for 1 block, but now they can overwrite each other because they're separate versions of the same buff. It's worse in every way than 2 charges on one buff like it was in vanilla.And Defensive Tactics is a 3 point talent that should only be 1 point, and it's just as much noob bait as Improved Taunt. Glad to see that Imp Bloodrage is still 2 points for 2/5 more rage. This chart you have is cope. Leave the warrior tanks at home or make them dps.
>>550278383>bear same AoE threat as prot warrior
>Radio broadcasting tower LG87 What did turtlewow mean by this?
>>550278979i'm giving your post +---- in truth and mine +++++
>>550278650the meta is prot paladin and feral druid, yesprot warrior is only needed for perma crush immunity which only is good for brutallus and uuhhhhhhh some other dude i forgot
>>550279381>every pserver turns warrior into a crippled shitshow Why is this?
fresh.... when......
>>550279524ONLY CONSTANT IS YOU FAGGOTYOU'RE TOO SHIT AND LOW TEST FOR WARRIOR FUCK OFFGO PLAY PALADIN YOU LITTLE KEK BOY I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOUR GAY LITTLE PALADIN KEK BOY ASS
>>550279381Is this good for talents? I assume that there's gonna be some other bitchboy who brings sanc and kings
>>550279524nono, prot warrior already was a cripple in regular TBC that's nothing new>>550279672stfu faggot
>>550279647People who only like to play fresh don't actually enjoy playing WoW. The game doesn't start until endgame by design. Enjoying the leveling process just means that your an altoholic, but wanting fresh means that you're an altoholic that gets lonely.In a nutshell, you're a faggot and shut up.
>>550279763>The game doesn't start until endgame by designthe game being.... logging off after doing MCraidfags are so boring
>>550279524dps warriors are bussin
>>550279930The game being playing with all your tools and a full spec. If you want to kill boars with 3 buttons for 6h a night, go right ahead, but you're still a faggot.
>>550280116yaaaaaaawnnobody is using all their tools in raids, pvefags are so pathetic>the endgame is moving out of the fire and pressing 2 abilities
mandem really typed yaaaaaaawn and thought it made him look cool luhmeow
>>550280315>moving out of fire and pressing 2 buttons>instead of moving out of nothing and pressing 1 buttonWhatever argument you try to make about raiding, it counts double for your fresh leveling bullshit. Retard.
>>550280580The endgame is so good that half the guild quit after 1 MC and nobody logs on to do dungeons.It's all levelers in <Evil>
>>550280750They're all alts THOUGH
>>550280750>my guild was gay and got filtered by MC>this is why raiding is for fagsok
>>550280891>filtered by MCL O Lpeople quit because its boooring, nobody wants to do raids
>>550278979I agree with every point you made except for Defensive Tactics. It's not a bait talent, it's just too complicated to make it worth, and even then you're still a worse bear. If you gear up around shield block and defense, then you can stay in battle stance for almost every fight except Meph or Patchwerk soaking and end up doing 15% more threat than a regular Prot warrior, but 15% more than a regular prot is still 100% less than a bear.
>>550281212No, it's bait.You take 10% more damage.You can't press Revenge or Shield Block.Accessing your "extra kit" is still a rage dump to 25 for swapping stances.Your "extra threat" is removing Revenge to hope Overpower procs and ignoring that an Overpower proc means you've already lost threat to a dodge, hope it wasn't a whiffed Shield SlamDefensive Tactics is a monument to how nobody developing for TWoW actually plays a warrior tank.
this is my reaction when i see gn*mes in the wild
>>550281579I don't disagree with anything you've said, but 10% more damage dealt easily makes up for revenge threat. You do not really swap stances other than going defensive stance when it's a 100% mitigation fight like Patchwerk soaking or Knight soaking in chess. It's a bad talent, it lets you do 15% more threat, but you lose too much for little gain. But you do more threat.If you gear up around 370 defense minimum, and depending on fight go to 400-ish, you can safely stay in battle stance without getting crit that often. In a Naxx, I usually end up at 8-9 crits received, which I can take when I have 10k HP. Overpower deals a good 1k damage fully raid buffed, and you seem to forget you can execute which does more threat than anything else except for shield slam crits. I usually have around 65-70% mitigation and 381 defense, can tank big guys like Sapphiron in battle stance like that. However, you'll still be a worse bear except for having shield wall CD. That's why I said it's complicated, because if you actually gear up defensively, you can stay in battle stance a lot longer. Certain items like T3 gloves, legs and shoulders suddenly become good. I still agree it's a bad talent and they should have never added it and opted for scaling damage on revenge or sunder armour, maybe devastate? Still, you can tank for every pumper in this server as a DTactics warrior, which you can't do as a Prot warrior.
>>550282237That cost to gain threat is why it's a trap. Yes, it's technically more threat, but you butcher every prot warrior advantage to use it, which means using a different tank is always better than using a dtactics warrior. If it can clear everything is an irrelevant metric next to "does anyone want to use it".I'm also sick of this "make it quirky" shit with the warrior stances. It's not cool that a fury spec sits in def stance and calls itself a tank, it's just indicative of how shit prot is. Likewise, "fixing" prot by making a prot spec that sits in battle stance is also trash design.
>>550282237>>550282971>reddit spacing
>>550283516YEAH IS ANYONE SURPRISED THAT THAT FUCKING TRANNY RETARD THAT IS TOO FUCKING STUPID TO APPRECIATE HOW GOOD WARRIOR IS IS A FUCKING REDDIT DUMBASSHE NEEDS TO JUST PLAY PALADIN BECAUSE HE'S TOO FUCKING STUPID AND TOO MUCH OF A KEK TO PLAY WARRIOR INSTEAD OF CRYING AND SHITTING HIS PANTS
>>550283516Before reddit, it was called formatting a post instead of posting a wall of text, newfag. Go be retarded somewhere else.
>falling for 2015 bait
>>550283690>>550279672>this is the person relentlessly defending every bad choice made by a private server developer
>>550282971Again, I don't disagree with anything you say, go lash out on forums and not at me. I did not create my character because it was buffed/nerfed in CC2 and I do not intend to stop playing because its sub optimal nor am I in a guild where such things matter. We did 1.37 Kara40 clears with a DTactics warrior MT and he enjoyed it, not once did we think "we would have an easier time if we straight up benched this guy and took some random bear in" because this is an easy game and personal skill will beat a lot (except rogues). I'm sorry if you are in a guild where raid spots are strictly dictated by class performance and not by whoever plays better or have been around longer or liked by others. All tanks are infinitely better than they were in vanilla, they can all MT every raid, it's a big shame warrior tank requires a lot more skill for a lot less reward, but it still works with their shitty designed talent. It's true that bear and paladin has to work less for more reward, but DTactics warrior still works, you just won't have 50k threat lead like a bear would.
>>550283516>can't tell between reddit formatting and actual paragraphs'groid reading skill.
>>550284075I'M GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOUR LITTLE PALAKEK ASSHOLEI'M GONNA CUM DEEP INSIDE YOUGONNA CUM SO HARD YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKING PREGNANTTHEN WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE 3 CHILDREN, 2 BOYS AND 1 GIRL. ON YOUR DEATHBED YOU'RE GOING TO BE CRYING IN JOY SURROUNDED BY YOUR LOVED ONES SAYING YOU'RE THE HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLDTHAT'S HOW MUCH OF A GAY LITTLE FAGGOT YOU ARETHAT'S HOW MUCH OF A WARRIORCHAD I AMSHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS
>>550284196>lash outHave you never had a conversation where people describe negative events without being visibly angry?>sorry if your guildYou realize anyone can still discuss the game design regardless of what they do in game, right? And that it's not a personal attack?Holy shit anon.
>>550284720>>550284795Wow, warrior players are mentally ill!
trying to decide between gnome lolis and goblin lolis is truly god's heaviest burden
>>550278480Yeah i guess winning 90% of the time could be boringAscension dev team are niggers and i hope their server dies and they'll have to work at mcdonaldsfucking retarded pieces of shit
Insider here. Warmane will cease to exist in less than 4 weeks. Make your encrypted back-ups now. There will be no further notices.
>>550286518The term is shortstacks
>>550286756It's shocking that Warmane still exists at all.
