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Teio!
Which deck is better for Mayano Top Kek and Taishin?
She can win sometimes too!
>runs past>steals your energy>doesn't elaborate>leaves
Post more Helios being cutePost more Luna being cute/sexyPost more Tama being poor
>Back to back mood downs right before senior summerDoes anyone have the Donald Duck "Here, breathe in some cyanide gas" "Thanks, Jesus" picture
Also you got the thread count wrong
>>550192883>20 seconds between thread creation and first post.From now on you need to include in your post the amount of times you spammed F5.
I can't wait for the Kitasan despair rolls tomorrow >>550192983Bottom, you don't need 4 Speed cards. Just make sure you dump Stamina sparks on them
i dont want kitalets to get her, i want them to continue sucking
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>550193145Is bot still better if I don't have stamina sparks? My long sparks are all on power and a tiny bit of stamina and speed.
>>550193145tomorrow? kita is in 4 days
>>550193168I'm not going to get her. She's a boring card that I've already used hundreds of times. I want trainees, because I like fun more than I like winning.
>>550193145I only need one (1) kitasan for MLB...
Every day til you like it
>>550193076how did mcqueen end up as the only mejiro without tits
>>550193076It's only like 5 for 15 stats now but still an annoy random chain
what's the point of the kitasan card if i'm training the kitasan horse?????
Yeah we click on over-30% failure trainings and succeed
>>550193348for kitasan white
>>550193240that's why they'll be in despair
>>550192857posting again for the next bread baker10% off carats soon
>>550193240Whoops>>550193238Then no, you need a balance. If your sparks are mainly power, use Creek and maybe SR Cafe, 3 Speed>>550193254Good luck...
>>550193430>piggy shitgo away
>>5501931120
O SHIRAOKI SAMAI ONLY SNEED 2 MORE KITASAN COPIES JUST GIVE ME THIS
Gold City blow job ponytail
>>550193254>>550193534I need 4 more copies :) :D
>>550193513>browngo away
>>550193390Stop making the thread smell like uma feet
>>550193574MANY are saying this
>>550193642>calls someone brown>posts Helios
MORE FEET
>>550193630
Thoughts on this?
>>550193785is he tucking? is that why i cant see it?
>>550193785SEX WITH MY PSYCHOPATHIC WIFE
>>550193275Because she is the best
>>550193430shadowverse's prices are identical in the steam client and on the websitewouldn't be so sure
>>550193275the burden of the le strongest stayer
>somehow ran into some A ranks in group Ai'm sorry little ones...
>double TP>41k pointsOh, no.
>>550193785Want her to hit me in public
>>550193998yeah for some reason the doubled tp barely does anything right now
>>550193275It's just funny that a horse that fucked so much it caused his death, would be an IMAGINE-sized flatty.
>>550193785It's some character I don't know anything about because I don't devour spoilers like an idiot, so I don't have thoughts about it except that her huge glasses look really bad over her teensy nose and mouth, and that as always Japanese people need to figure out that the human face actually is not just a pair of eyes, but they won't because they, like all other large groups of people, have awful taste.
>>550193390Stop making my cock smell like uma feet
>>550194051because a normal run is 20k points when you dont have all the bonus cards
>>550194051Because compared to the previous event, a lot of us don't have fuckall for Curren and then an entire set of bonuses we're left out on.Also the number goes up as you gain more of the welfare support so events in this game is always kind of a "grinding makes it easier to grind"
looking forward to mate a new trainee
What the fuck>What the fuckWhat the fuck>What the fuck
>day 1 of round 2>1/20
>>550193785licky licky
>>550193998Yeah.... I don't have any of the event characters except Curren Chan and some R cards loleIt's gonna be much more of a grind this time around
My cow is so strong...
sex with zoomers
Digitan LOVE
>>550188552
>>550193785Can't come soon enough
Will we ever get a welfare card that isn't complete and total ass? Aside from the Narita Brian story card being good for parent runs.
All these shots of her legs make me really wonder what her model looks like underneath the skirt
>>550194051last event had two common SSR umas and one with a common SR cardthis event has an uma with exactly one card and it's the banner ssr and one with only a rare card and no one's borrowing any cards of the featured umas
>>550194413>Will we ever get a welfare card that isn't complete and total ass?You already got two for frontrunners what more can you want?
Another Shichi failed runGood Night!
>>550194291Who taught her sex
bro yukino bijin's japanese is completely unintelligible
>>550193275year 1 horse. pls understand
>>550193513imagine being POOR
>>550194661yeppers
>>550194661You wouldn't have this problem if you didn't understand Japanese.
im losing every SINGE RACE TO A GOLDSHIP WITH DOGSHIT stATS im talking 970 speed 1100 stamina, or randomly 1200 speed 840 stamina NO ACCEL SKILLS BY THE WAY no spurt, no pump, nothing and I just lose and no long S either btw. Exeplain this retards defend this dogshit retarded chink game
>>550194661All Japanese is unintelligible. Japanese people only pretend to speak that silly language. In private they all speak Latin.
>>550194787Post YOUR umas
>>550194661replace English with Japanese
>day 1 14/20>day 2 6/20>day 3 14/20I should have not experimented and just stick to the original plans day 1
>>550194661Yeppers!
Is almond milk good with your coffee?
>>550194661nopers
I've turned myself into a doll, guinea pig.
>>550194661>incomprehensible in Japanese>incomprehensible in English this uma is cooked
>>550193430Is that why there's maintenance on the 17th?surely they'll give us more updates right?
Train, marry, correction, glue factory.
>>550194257Misery loves company. I'm 1/10 so far. At least I'm in the B finals.
>>550194887Yeppers...
>>550194952One is all you need.
>>550193430do I need a separate account for this?
>>550193430cygays have a branch in indonesia?
>>550194916That thing frightens me.
>>550194951Train HaruMarry NishinoCorrection Ruby SWEEP TO THE GLUE FACTORY
>>550192857Hello? May I have your attention please?Will the Toreinas who were bragging on Day 1 and 2 please stand up?I repeat.Will the Toreinas who were bragging on Day 1 and 2 please stand up?Was your confidence just imitating?
>>550194931I personally love it
>>550194951I didn't know Ruby was that small, I might have to re-evaluate my plans...
>>550194951>glue>glue>pity train>marry
>fast learner on dogshit runthis game can actually tongue my anus
>>550194951rape marry glue train
>>550194661
>>550195018Yup, and I'm grateful for it.
>>550194951Train NishinoMarry HaruCorrection ToshoGlue factory Ruby the frigid bitch
>>550195027This is what peak umamusume condition is like.
>my A finals qualifying race was my mayano overtaking at the last second and winning by a neck against a piggyKino
>>550194952>>550194257HOWdid you guys just start the game or...
>>550195034please Teio, bless me with further wins. I'm 1 and 7 today and my only win is on my 6% wr Fantasy Wonder.
How do I stop liking gyarus
I cried
>>550193998>Halloween event: had something like 90-95% event boost prior to the welfare Bobo card>Autumn event: 59%Not exactly half but I can tell I'm going to have to maximize some career runs more efficiently.
>>550195038she is strong too, both version
>>550194951Which category do they fit into?
Jesus christ I'm getting slaughtered out there.
Teio prone bone
>>550195152you actually interact with one
>>550194951I think I will just ImAgInE instead
>>550195187that's a weird rorschach test
>>550195120not any of those anons but>been playing since the start>barely tried this cm (highest ace is 13.2k and missing almost all the skills)>accidentally landed in group A for round 2managed to squeeze one win but had pretty low hopes
>>550193430Does this mean your 'account link' in uma will be tied to an email now?
See ya later, losers. Just got 1 win.
>>550195187Sorry but umas can only have one trainer.
>>550195152Google Image Search. It will show you how gross-looking they are in real life
>round 1 day 1>17/20>round 2 day 1>8/20
>>550194661Doesn't she basically speak some hick dialect?
Oguri Pacefag?Ricefag?Late Surgerfag?Eishinfag?Reddit Tachyonfag?Hello??? Can you post your results?
>>550194951Train, marry, and correct Sweep sexually
I can't get 5/5 no matter what... bros...
>>550195410I told you I already did. Go look for it.
>>550192857wrong thread number, retard
>>550193275Sometimes life is like that.
>>550195339>first round easier than secondwell duh
>>550194951Correct SweepTrain NishinoMarry HaruGlue the last one because I don't know her yet
i may have lost 19 matches, but the one i won was with ryan
>>550195450wallet issue
More zoomer lewds
Taishinbwos? What happened?
>>550193390stop making my face smell like uma stockings
>>550195565Me too, except I think it was 17 or 18 (but regardless, all wins were Ryan)
>>550195345hick doesn't really mean much in Japan where there's a dozen or more distinct dialect groups and most of them are regionaldon't remember where I saw it but I recall some survey confirming that Tohoku dialects (of which Nanbu, which Bijin uses, is one) are the most unintelligible for almost every other dialect group, though
>win one (1) match>it's because of my team trials BrianI will NEVER tolerate anyone shit talking my yankee again
>>550195339same, i made it to A finals but what the fuckI can't tell if it's bnad NSM rng or I'm just getting fucked with positioning cuz all the shitters are out so it's harder to position for NSM
>>550195282do you have kita kun
Why is Brian on the student council anyway?
new rudolf rarely triggers her skill compared to default...
>>550195886negatorythat's part of why I didn't try hard
>round 1>26/40>round 2>1/20
>>550195924i feel bad when my umas do this
mr C.B is such a beauty... too bad her racewear is ass
>umastan is bad for your goldshi to proc NSMI'm starting to believe this...
>>550195120I don't know about the other guy, but after I qualified on my first ticket, my second was a complete mess of missed heals, missed accels, other critical missed skills, late starts, blocks, etc. a couple of times getting barely passed at the end after leading by nearly a distance. And one victory somehow, in spite of all of that. It happens.
>>550195882i barely clutched a 3/5 on my 2nd ticket jesus christ i've never had a second round this bad
Guys, I'm starting to think that power is a meme for this CM...
>>550195890the enforcer who beats up delinquent umas
>>550196003>spoilerThat is objectively wrong
Fkn hell my Gold Ship went like 70% yesterday and dropped to 60% today from jobbing 10 races in a row.>everybody else clubbed seals Round 1 and got fucked today tooOh. It isn't just me. Got 4 wins and A finals on my first ticket and then they all just slurped cum for 15 races. 4/5 0/5 1/5 3/5>>550196104HOLY SHIT I'M NOOOOOOTICING
Anyone else banished to B finals for the first time?
>want to pad out my winrate>5/5 at cm reset>3/5, 2/5, 3/5 during midnight "comfy hours" queues>every match has an S-rank faggot in it i'm never believing you faggots again
>>550195986This is my unluckiest career yet, shit mood/energy events and a failed training at 12% that would have given good stats and team gains
I'm drinking on a sunday night bwos, it's okay because it is Christmas season right
>ITT is 2nd rate torenas getting too cocky after sweeping Timmies in round 1 and getting reality checked in round 2 queuing earlycome back in 8-10 hours. Maybe 15
>>550196258Happened to me in the Mile CM. I came 2nd, too.
>>550196330Do whatever you want.
>>550194931>>550195051>>550195550Sexers
>>550194661what's her jp dialogue like, or is the EN translation actually relatively close
Only made it to A finals because my wife's daughter also my daughterwife managed to beat a whaled Teio
>>550196383See you on the losers' side in two days
half of my matches had S+ goldship taishin piggers in them
>>550194931hot dog!
>>550196330i drink on sunday because i don't want it to be mondayi let monday me deal with it to be desu
TEIO HELP ME
>>550196128It kinda is, but it makes a difference when you're dueling. That and guts
At this rate MANT is just gonna have S and S+ umas duking it out
>>550196672S is the baseline for MANT, so duh
>>550196672MANT is the most f2p friendly scenarioit's just tiring to do the career
>>550196632SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This jiggie is designed to be unpleasant and perhaps should not be solved.https://jiggie.fun/iyC82ahttps://jiggie.fun/iyC82a
>>550196672Forgot to quote >>550196560>>550196716>>550196724Is this the price one has to pay for power...
>>550196639Power affects dueling too!? I thought it was just a guts check... I saw my uma beat one with only 2 less guts when dueling but then it was because of power or what?
>>548588545here you go
>my long A gold ship actually dragged me to A finalsWE FUCKING DID ITWE WON
>>550196632Literally whats the problem. Whether you face S-rank or A-rank it just depends on hitting NSM.
>>550196724>f2p friendlyHow so?
>My only way of earning the bonuses in the event is using the Brian welfare card on my fan runs>Still gotta build Scorpio Aces but only after MLB Kitasan Black in 4 daysOh geez
>win in S rank lobby BUHI BUHI HAHAHAHA>job to someone's fucking TT hons with a single digit winrateMAKE IT MAKE SENSE
>>550196632nevermindgolshi game
>>550196869literally me
>>550196815No, it doesn't.
>>550196864you just have to reach the race bonus which is easily doable with F2P cards
AIEEE WITGOD I KNEEL
>>550194661> Hear Tamamo> Can't understand shit even if it's a known dialect> Visist Osaka: It's the dirtiest city I've visited in Japan> Hear Yukino> U wot m8
>>550196864the MANT gimmick is that you do a lot of races, which gives you "points" to trade for stat boosts and stuff from a shopand the points scale with race bonusso you just get whatever highest race bonus cards you have and race nonstop
>>550196829Thank you!
>>550196971Post his horses you're contractually obligated to DO IT
>>550196889My Brian has a very respectable 8.3% winrate after 60 races
>>550196815>dueling>"beat"it's literally free speed for everyone involved until either the distance/velocity is too great or they gas out
>>550196730>>550196829A new rabi for the collection...NTA but Thanks!
>>550196946>>550196998But the point is, is there a race bonus cap or the pigs will just steamroll the peasants with double race bonus?
>>550196971RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERTPOST THE FUCKING PARSE, BUILD, STATS, OVERALL RACE RESULTS, AND FUCKING CLIP THE RACE. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW please
>>550196971post a recording of the race
oh no no no
does a 800 speed with higher guts uma slingshot off a 1200 speed lower guts uma if they duel even though she's slower?
Anyone build a good Doto for Scorpio yet? Mines keeps getting 2nd in lobbies
>>550196529Yeppers>>550197031Yeah but you got the funny piggy slaughter so you're automatically Libra TITANIUM in my eyes toreina-san
uh ohI managed to somehow qualify for A. 0% chance I get even a single win in that group next round lmao.
>>550196813you barely pay anythingA becomes A+ becomes S with the same cards for most people, it's just the power progression of the scenario
>>550197180I'll tell you a good build when you sip some more coffees
They are dancing harmoniously
>>550197104lots of f2p cards have high race bonusesyou stack 6 race bonus cards
>>550197104I don't know, but the fact that reaching 1200 on multiple stats with shitty cards makes it not matter as much.
If the director is an uma, why doesn't Charming work on her?
>>550196869You don't have to include the card on your runs to get the bonuses anymore.
>>550197280charming works on Rikoweirdest shit ever
>>550196971>queued up during his lunchbreak>winsWAGESLAVE GOD I KNEEL COLLEGE DROPOUTS COULD NEVER
>>550197280doesn't it? I always thought it was weird that hot topic existed but that would make sense if it doesn't
>>550197104You get a free Marvelous Sunday card with 15 race bonus and there's an Admire Vega SR card with 15 as well, obviously whales will always be able to squeeze more stats but the gap is way smaller
>>550197214getting to A is already winning
>>550197280Charming works not on umas, but on virgin females.
>>550197392Nope I just got it and she still only gives 5 friendship per click. The people saying she's not a ningen are gaslighting
Oh no no no
>>550197280>>550197341Charming works on Riko only if you bring her support. Otherwise, it's Hot-Topic for Riko
>>550197503Her model has a tail, the game culls it. Pull her up in Umaviewer and look at her.
>>550197576great vs awful mood difference the butas will still cook you in finals
gigachad brian
>self-masturbating about beating S-rank UmasYes guys, big shocker. Whoever hits NSM wins. Even a scrub Uma who couldn't even get 1200 Speed can win. Welcome to what everyone figured out 3 weeks ago.
>>550197104>unity1100/900/600/350/350 vs 1200/1100/1000/500/500>MANT1200/1200/1100/600/700 vs 1200/1200/1200/800/900of course if cygay decides to remove the statcaps early then we're FUCKED
is it worth using club points to get mlb welfare brian for the bonus event points?
>>550195108It bends?????
>>550197716I had Bad mood because stupidship got bad all day today. Mom said there was no stopping HER today, so she won.
>>550197690Can you pull up the director like that?
>>550197750why are you defending S rank piggies
>>550196829Extremely based, your rabis are fantastic. Not to look a gift uma in the mouth, but doesn't Fuji have a lock of white hair in the middle of her fringe?
>>550197750t. S-rank whaleyou will never learn the joys of having an A-rank shitter beat a triple S-rank you soulless piggy
>>550197392>>550197280>>550197585Does hot topic and charming stack?
>>550197731brian wifechiyo dog daughter
>>550197750buhiiii
>>550197750
>>550197828Why are you retarded? >>550197876Literally all of my aces are A+ from using SR cards.
>>550197690>the GPU is conspiring with the director to hide it!Meds. Now.
>>550197750>durr everything is randomThen explain how shitters lost hard today and S trainers got to finals right away.
>>550196829do you have a base template for these you can share
>>550197752>decides to remove the statcaps earlydo you mean the buffed MANT caps or the inheritance-based uncap? they won't do the former and the latter barely makes a difference
>>550196971F2P's don't look
>>550197971Easy, luck
>>550197690I want to have sex with Riko. Maybe ningenmanko isn't so bad...
>>550197690I'm not at my desk, but you can if you grab Umaviewer. I already checked all of the "ningens", Riko is the ONLY one with a tail. The director and Tazuna do both have the skeleton/bones for the Uma ears, but those are actually entirely culled and don't have anything modeled. Riko's tail always shows up no matter what you do, and she's got the unmodeled ears as well.This isn't actually Tazuna, it's Mr. CB with Tazuna's outfit loaded over her.
Umapyoi
>>550197983UMA GROK IS THIS REAL
>>550198008>those buildsbro just cooked whatever he got first and called it a day, I kneel
>>550197576It felt great beating S rank whales with multiple gacha MLBs, but sometimes I look at their terrible builds and winrates and feel a bit bad for them..
>>550197983holy shit look at her go
>>550197884Hot Topic is for Akikawa in URA, Otonashi (always), Riko (when not running her support).Charming is for training partners with a card you're using, including Riko if you run her card.They don't stack because they're not related, you can have both simultaneously.
Any test rooms for Scorpio?
>>550197884You can definitely have bothAs for if you can get +4 to friendship on Riko, no clue
>>550198197Yes, and you're hosting.
>>550197971Because shitters used Late Surgers and Pace and out of meta Umas.If you're winning with those then feel free to brag. Bragging about winning with Gold Ship NSM proc is pathetic. You can re-do the race multiple times and the WR between an A-rank and S-rank Gold Ships so long as they hit 1100 Speed, 1000 Stam with Spurt and NSM will hardly be different.
>>550198197No, I'm still working on it
>>550198008Can you post the 'rents too please? I want to see what kind of sparks are needed with those builds too
>>550198052we~i
>>550198008This dude definitely could have made umas better than that with his deck. He's in Group A, right?
>>550198008>Pace promote mcqueen without NSMBold move, and given the state of matchmaking it'll pay off
>>550193076She's cute though, so it's fine
Why do I keep running into stinky neichas? They never kill my umas and their aces lose anyway
>>550198298Already closed the screen. Two of umas one of them is Nature had Ryan parent i think
>>550198008If that's the true witgod lol at hybrid nice nature
Will they ever rerun the earlier legend races for latefags?
>>550198378Sheer laziness I'm guessing. One of the stinky neichas helped me win a race
>>550198434Eventually legend races become a daily thing. So you can pick anyone you missed as well as slowly grind out stars to unlock
>>5501984343 years from now
>run into more late surgers on the 2nd roundFuck I fell for the "surgers are bad" gaslight
>>550198052
>>550197764See also >>550196087
>>550198197Not ready but whatever. If you really want to test your Runaway Suzuka here you go:CM 7 Scorpio Test59653854
>>550198592Isn't Helios a lesbian why would she care
>>550198052>>550198592Sex with HeliosMarriage and lovey dovey baby making with Palmer
>>550198515Just the base umas right?Might give me more incentive to roll harder on outfit banners
>>550198008Damn, he really believes in high wit builds.
>>550198052Does she say "wei~" when I put it in?
>my WR is equal to the expected skill proc chance at my hons wit level
>>550198515why am i rolling for umas now then...
Some whales play the game so horribly
>>550198407That's the golshi from his alternative to the other poorfag build he recommended since he has a better deck, the mcqueen also appears later as the alternative to a poorfag tachyon https://youtu.be/tYm5IzJF5Qs?si=JK4_Lmia3tuvttrI&t=173>witgod called out the uma stan gaslight
>>550198592aoi is sexy AND she's down to fuck, I'm tired of the aoi slander. realistically speaking you'd most likely end up with her.
>>550198515>>550198542Missing those trophies for years is going to drive me nuts.
>>550198378because it's easy and cheap and probably killed the 900 stam scrubs they beat round 1>>550198434yes becomes a rotating gallery daily you can beat for the trophy but no where near the star rewards
If you are poor you are worthless. You are less than a cockroach. Get a job you fucking loser and stop leeching off mom.
>>550198762>realistically speaking you'd most likely end up with her.Fake news.Trainers were built for their trainees.
>>550198762That's like going to an ice cream parlor and getting vanilla ice cream.
>>550195187sweepy belongs on the 2nd one
>>550198698He did mention in his video that he personally prefers well-rounded umas. So he'll miss out on capped speed to get 600+ wit, for instance. I guess he really does live what he says he does.
>>550198383Nyooo its overOkay thanks anyways
Leave Sweepy to meI will correct this brat
FUCK my umas are winning too much I'm gonna get raped in finals
>>5501980081200/1200/1200 goldshits with shit wit and guts get mogged by this golshit btw
We love to see it.
>>550198860Good vanilla ice cream is amazing but most places don't have good vanilla.
>forced to buy Brian card for event bonus
>>550194414She wears a pair of shorts with hip vents that line up with the skirt's hip vents. It's really strange
>>550198860way to expose your childlike taste. Good vanilla ice cream from a real parlor is amazing
>>550198868
Anyone else ONLY gets Ignited Spirit and never Burning Spirit? Am I doing something wrong?
Man some of these umas really just up and fall in love with their trainers.How unprofessional.
>>550199032>>550199064Vanilla is the best flavor, best color, best lewd content too.
>>550198682Not sure but considering there are legend races for alt costumes I assume those are available too. But you're grinding 1 per day and it's 150 to unlock, so two a year at most
>>550198957Uhh, I've already corrected that brat.
>>550199194you need to trigger more spirit bursts, i think its like 13 for burning
>>550198760>aces are just shit he showed off 2 weeks ago in his guideThe only honest sloptuber
>3/5>2/5>0/5>3/5
>>550199032>>550199064Places that have good vanilla are probably good enough to have good flavors that aren't vanilla, too. Given that you know what good vanilla tastes like, would it not make more sense to take the risk and expand your tastes?
>>550199369Good enough!
>>550199405Sometimes you just want vanillaNothing wrong with that
>>550199369You made it to A Finals!
>>550199062I was using the MLB Brian card for my Long Aces
>>550197757No
>>550199471Presented with options, I'm not choosing vanilla, personally.
Will we get event horses like Little Cocon at some point? I actually ended up liking her
I heard you get more SP for race bonus in Unity. Is that true?
>>550198860it's fine to fantasize about liking umas, but actually dealing with them irl would be exhausting. aoi is a nice simple low maintenance human
OFFICIAL /uma/ Certified Non-Gaslight stamina requirements:600 + 1 gold for sprints800 + 2 gold for mile1100 + 2 gold for medium1200 + 4 gold for long
>>550199641yeah
I'm not gonna make it...>2/5>0/5>2/5>2/5
>>550199657have you really been playing this scenario for a month now and never noticed that's wrong
>>550199779what umas
>>550199797Nyes
>>550199685Nice, simple, low-maintenance humans ARE a fantasy. If I'm going to be fantasizing anyway, I'm not going to take half-measures.
>>550199685>low maintenanceare you kiddingwith how she was training her uma she is not low maintenance
>>550199718Try harder next time
What's the real stamina requirement for Scorpio? Please no gaslighting...
>>550199527how dare you depict the supreme racist this way
>>550199685Yeah, no, on that point I disagree. I'm going to go with >>550199935and>>550199982
>>550199874Goldship (she's actually been jobbing this entire CM)McqueenRaisu
>>550200081the retention line finally stopped gaining biglyit was around this much last week toounfortunately KSB in 4 days
Gm
>>550200074time to remake your golshi
>>550197867>but doesn't Fuji have a lock of white hair in the middle of her fringe?you're right, somehow i missed that even after "double-checking" everything, my bad
>Can't flatline because there's an event>Can't make aces because it'd be wasting infinite effort over long CM>Can't tryhard because everything you do will be invalidated in 4 daysNot having good cards is suffering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDUwvcyXG4big nig... is there any oonige race where they win?
>>550200262Awesome, thank you so much once again for making a Fuji rabi!
>>550200328Make parents. Sparks are eternal. It's what I've been doing.
My FUARKING commander (in a swimsuit)!
>>550200328when in doubt, grandparent runs, where the cards don't matter and the fans are free
Is this line of logic correct?Runaway Suzuka doesn't need groundwork because if another Suzuka appears in the lobby, they both die. If your Suzuka is the only one in the lobby, she will be in the lead anyway.
post mcqueen going MOOOOOU
hopeless status?
Gold Ship's gameCM1CM2CM4CM6CM7(?)CM8(?)CM11(?)
>>550200430you still want it. the faster you get up to speed, the more of a lead you can make, because the early race is the only time you're going to be faster than everyone else
whatever you do, don't post uma porn, i can't control myself right now
>>550200526Does solo Runaway not share the problem solo Front Runners have where there's no one to push them up?
jobship... i half assed her on purpose
>>550200081
>>550200625TOPCUN SUPREMACY
>>550200526You also get angling.
>>550200625>love maya>spade golshitbasedso based
>>550200609during mid race? I think they might have a bigger check distance behind them, but yes, that's why you need your early race to be really good>>550200664your top speed is still a lot lower than everyone else and every length you make in the early race is one you don't have to fight tooth and hoof for later
>>550200625End Top Gun?
>>550200430It's complicated.Taking the Lead is 0.4x but 1.2s long, Groundwork is 0.2x but 3s long.Solo runaways try to move faster but regular fronts (Summer Maru) can still catch up to them and even overtake them before "view from the lead" activates, specially if regular ones get rushed and have the stamina/recoveries to compensate.Groundwork is too autistic to grind for and you're probably better off buying midrace velocity skills.
It's so stupid that spirit bursts just happen randomly. My speed cards were max since junior year and I still haven't been able to pop it on speed training yet it's available the instant they go on other training
>>550200895>Groundwork is too autistic to grind forThis man is living in October.
>>550200829nyes
>>550200829only correct way to play her
>>550201012you still need to gamble for the skill to actually register as a white, and also blues and reds and other white sparks
>>550199657what is sp? ep?
>>550201012>Get long S and Groundwork off inspirations or run your own (preferably 1LB) Falco, also the 3 greensenjoy the autistic grind
>>550201069>>550201163iunno man I just bring Falco on my ace runs, maybe I'm not a real front trainer
I wanna flick Meisho Doto on the forehead
>>550201250>umadol owner btwexplode
>>550201142Skill points
>>550201250I do that too, but I was addressing the groundwork parent thingI made a pretty competitive smaru in leo running my lb1 falco too
I fucking HATE super creek
>>550201315I didn't mean to imply that, I borrow her
Goldship was the round 1 ace and only reason I'm in the A bracket, but she's been jobbing so hard I thought I might get eliminated. Looks like I get to play the game for one more day. Also fuck Cyjews for making it possible to get eliminated from the A group at all.
>>550201356
>>550201315nta I got her through the voucher and run her 0LB
first race that was actually as exciting as a virgo race
I hate doing parent runs and the end result is 1 guts 1 front runner 0 whites
>>550201415no goo goo babies for you
Someone show me a Scorpio deck. I'm retarded
>>550201415Creek I love you..
>>550201385Forgot the image like a retard.>>550201356I checked and it wasn't my Creek you lost to, which is a shame because that would have been funny.
it the free GUTS card cood
>>550201549just use the same deck you did for the CM three weeks ago
>>550201385Wait is it possible to not even enter finals at all from round 2?
>>550201597Abayo chocoball.
>>550201612ye
I think Creek is cringe.
>>550201597what the fuck
For current Groundwork you just needConcentrationTake Your Leadand a green right?
>>550201689The bikecuck guy partnered with the Seahawks, yeah. Match made in hell
>>550201612Might be good in MANT with the race bonus?Also for PTO spark farming so you don't need to borrow Yaeno.
>>550198698I tried high wit and lower power for Virgo and the consistancy is just so nice, it's hard to go back to playing witlets
>>550201714that's bare minimumyou want more greens for consistency. 2 should be good but still take 3 if you can
>>550201007oh my fucking god just pop it on speed
>>550198008>hybrid Neichathis feels extremely soulful somehow
does ooniger still need groundwork?
>front runners use groundwork>pace chasers are effectively front runners on long races>they don't use groundworkWhat am I missing here?
>>550196889>Hmmm how do I paint champagne>I guess I'll just use my cum brush
>>550201689>>550201724I haven't watched football in 7 years, and I can't believe what I'm seeing or readingIs Tachyon allowed to be there, as part of official art
>>550201460I thought I was autistic enough for parent farming a few months ago but turns out I am not that strong. Getting literally and I mean literally nothing off a failed run except 20 minutes of your day wasted every day is too soul draining even for me
>>550201639You must win one race to qualify, which means if you barely sneak into group A you're fucked. It's honestly not a bad idea to skip round 1 if you have a bad support collection so that you're guaranteed to be in group B.>>550201714You need more greens in case one of the yellows doesn't trigger.
>>550201836an extra 0.2 accel is an extra 0.2 accel
>>550201007>>550201792This is why speed sparks aren't bad for Unity. You have more flexibility with your spirit bombs.
>>550201886fanart is probably safe, it's not like cygames will throw a tantrum because the seahawks posted fanart of one of his players with tachyon in the background
>>550201612Yeppers.
>>550201916I'm doing it because when I have 0 borrows I can't run aces, and I have 0 parentsSo if I have free time I do a couple parent runs and let copium fuel meI have 0 3* blue parents, much less a 9* of my own, so I need to try lol
>>550201769>>550201934Oh I see, yikes
why do the ear socks stay on in the bath>final episode>yukino spins around>phone crasheswhat the fuck did she do
>>550201858It's actually not a bad idea to use gw for this cm as pace. But>farming gw
>>550201858Groundwork does nothing to non-front uma if there is an actual front uma in the room
>NUOOOOOO IS FANART ALLOWEDAre you guys genuinely retarded.What the fuck is CyGames going to do? Try to sue a fucking football team? For what? To take a picture on twitter taken out at the cost of reputational damage?
>>550202235You'd be surprised at how petty these nip companies can be to keep their IPs intactThank you, Sega
>>550201858they do? everyone was recommending gw for pace umas this cm
>try to make a medium horse>have completely forgotten how to play aoharu>also forgotten how to select cards
>>550201858I've done it to get lucky pacer in Virgo. The problem with Libra is that SP is in high demand between 2 gold and NSM. Also high-rolling for Longs is already hell. Why would you want to add another layer of RNG on there?
>>550201689Is this guy the Oguri Cap of football or something
it's okay when PETA does it
>>550201858I have a groundwork pace but it doesn't really do shit, I feel like the game chooses a pace to promote even before the gates open, they just skyrocket to the front even without groundwork
>>550202432YesHopefully they do moreAnd Cygays sue them to suicide
So what's the proper statline for a Scorpio Suzuka?
>>550202146please respond
Uhh I guess the SSR is worth like 60k points by itself...?
>randomly watching shorts>this pops uphttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/mIz7UfcwMHoWhy the fuck would you ever pay some tranny $50 for an account "review"?Holy shit. SEAniggers are disgusting creatures.
>>550202529Yeppers
>>550201858Did you not notice that most of the pace chasers are running groundwork to fish for lucky pace promotion this CM?
I had a better opinion of ardanfags...
>>550202645Never mind, I'm retarded and that's my cumulative total.
Does friendship build faster in Aoharu or am I self gaslighting?
>WIN>WIN>LOSE>LOSE>LOSEWhat a fucking waste.>>550202762Gaslighting.
Is a rainy track cloudy? Looking for greens to pick btw
>>550202762It does. Energy costs are lower than URA but friendship builds at the same rate.
>>550202762you rest less and train more including clicking witsyou also likely have riko on to reduce energy cost to click even more
don't fucking yeppers me
>>550202816sunny cloudy rainy and snowy are their own greens
>>550202902Gee willikers anon, that's not very snazzy of you
>>550202389black nigs cant be cinderella
>>550202902noppers
>>550202902golly why would ya say such a thing?
My uma looks like a legend race NPC...
anyone else uncontrollably horny right now?
>can't do 100k event points in a dayIt's fucking over
>>550202389He's a Wide Receiver so he is in the "very fast runner" position but it's hard for a WR to carry. He is elite though
>>550202902Whilakers! What is wrong with "yeppers"? Hot dog! It is a great phrase.
>>550202816Where else is the rain coming from?>>550202940He's asking if one condition guarantees another. Like how you can't have snow + summer outside custom matches (and maybe not even that, haven't actually tried)
>>550202432Please do Rice Shower next
>>550201597>>550201689
Is Windy's MLB SR better than Eishin's MLB SR? If so, should I use a gold uncap on it? I have it at 3LB right now.
I want to believe that I'm just doing aoharu wrong and the reason why I'm having a hard time training 0% speed horses but at the same time I feel like I can't even control what's happening in aoharu at all, and it by plays itself.
>>550203061>right now
>>550203194Compare them on Umatora. And fuck no don't do that
>>550203190wtf the sound doesnt line up
>>550203194if you're gonna roll on kitasan just wait and see if you get it if not go ahead
>>550203132>He's asking if one condition guarantees another. Like how you can't have snow + summer outside custom matches (and maybe not even that, haven't actually tried)>WEATHER == 1>WEATHER == 2>WEATHER == 3>WEATHER == 4
>>550202902cheese and crackers, I cant believe people in the modern day are anti-yeppers
>>550203047
>>550202389I guess so. He had cancer as a kid, only got to start because the guy ahead of him got injured, and won the Superbowl. I mostly stopped watching the NFL during their woke phase, so I don't know if he's still good or not.
>>550203284F5 baka
>>550203283Is there something specific I should save gold crystal for?
>>550202902Yeppers, get this guy
>>550203194eishin is one of the worse SR speeds, but like the other anon said, if you're pulling soon then waitif you already have MLB sweep and king I also wouldn't bother
>>550203327Parent runs with golshi sound very annoying
>>550203221its easier than ura due to all the free skills
>>550203427>And then I woke up
>Biko Pegasus' entire personality is that she watches too much Power Rangers>Best aptitude: Sprint>Kawakami Princess' entier personality is that she watches too much Precure>Best aptitude: MediumWhat did the developers mean by this?
>>550203047Are you gutsmaxxing or something?
>>550197750>Whoever hits NSM winsfalse
>>550201597>>550201689Cygames winning bigly.
>>550203492Sentai fans are quick shots, duh
>>550203492Kamen Rider long when?
>>550203518>golshi in first on the final cornerEasy skip.
>>550203221You're probably using a bad deck. Show us one of your glues.
>>550203556
>>550203518>false>Nimble Navigator
>actually reading the event storyIt's happeningI'm becoming a casual
>>550203556Licking that belly button first and then sucking her delicious breasts! I can't get enough Cafe in my system!
>>550203518>goldshit winI sleep. Let me know when you have a soul.
>>550203289>>550203401I unfortunately don't have MLB king, and I'm not rolling on Kitasan because I already have MLB.I guess I should stick with Eishin for now? My SR luck hasn't been great.
>>550203194>>550203350Make Debut SRs and SSRs are slightly easier to get because we get 3 extra (free) pulls per month from the tickets + whatever scraps cygames throws our way so yeah definitely don't use them on Eishin Flash no matter how appealing it feelsAs for when to use them it depends on your future banner luck. Imagine you're sparking for some banner 1 year from now and then get a potentially decent, strategy specific SR card to 2/3LB. That would be when
>>550203518Nice Nimble Navigator bwo
>>550203715nice
>>550203518Not them but Goldship is such a bullshit uma. Free around 10s++ velo and to easily combo THH + It's On!, and if she does it will carryover with accel on last spurt.
>>550200051800 stam 400 guts and a gold recovery seems a reasonable safe goal to aim for
forever my kingu
phew, back up to over 90%hopefully round 2 day 2 isnt as rough as round 1 day 2
Phenomeno is a good girl...
>>550203518>paces can't beat ends when both start from roughly the same positionWoah, no shit! Now let's see a race where you don't luckshit your way to the front and have to make up all that ground you give up in the first place
GUYSGUYSMY GOLD SHIP WONSHE WON A RACEHOLY SHITWANNA KNOW HOW SHE WON???YOU'RE NOT GONNA GUESS HOW SHE WONSHE USED ANCHORS AWEIGHAND THEN...AND THHHHEEEEEENSHE GOT NSM!!!!
>>550203518>golshi already in 1st before the final cornercan we delete this nigger
>>550203518They hated this one chief
>oguri confesses after beating Tamamo >Tama-chan retires from racing and settles down as her housewifeThis is so funny. Beating your rival into submitting to be your wife.
Too tired to do more goldshi parent runs but at least I'm qualified for group B finals at the moment. Oyasumi nonnies
>>550203487Why the fuck did you have to post that?
>another thread>another melty over Gold Ship
>JakniggersWorse than Gold Ship posters desu
>>550202134 Can confirm, I’m fucked
>>550203786Even 2LB King is better than Eishin. 3LB Windy is almost equal to MLB Eishin too. I wouldn't use the crystal on it when you can potentially spook SRs from the monthly tickets. I would save your SR uncap for a newer SR in the future, though none that are upcoming are 'core'. It's a limited resource so don't use it on something you will roll easily down the line
Got into A final with my 3 pace chaser comp.
>>550204127Worse than literally all the shit poster, including tachy, ryan and what else.
>>550204112they did the game scene? man, I want ogurixtama
>>550202902yeppers
I played Santa today at a charity event and then my wife came home on a single pull. Is this the true holiday spirit?
>>550203979Don't worry, as a Symboli fan I share your pain
>Blocked in URA Final>Accidentally click next instead of retryAAAAAAAAA FUCK HOLY FUCK KILL ME 30 MINUTES FUCKING WASTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Seriously fucking hate Riko
>>550203518>other umas barelly poped any skill while golshi were overtaking everyoneofc she will fuck off in the distance like that
>>550204127What is Jak?
>>550203518Is that fast learner? How did you get so many speed skills on her?Also that Taishin had delayed Encroaching Shadow. You were facing gassed out opponents.
>>550204180A final is a participation award
>>550204256WHY ARE MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER TRYING TO SEDUCE ME(again)!?
>>550204302Jesus, not just blocked in the game, but blocked in real lifeProps to whoever beat you that hard.
>>550204127I hate jakniggers too but it's appropriate for this one. That anon posted a clip of him hitting a Anchor's Aweigh into Nimble Navigator and thought he cooked.
Finally, after losing every single CM up to this point, it's my turn to win something.
>>550204342Good enough
>>550204414>goldshit
>>550193785I can see it
>>550204364You should parent your daughter better bwo, mine is playing with her fidget spinner or whatever is popular these days
>>550204127we need some uma 'jaks
>>550204394>Needing jaks>Not having year old images ready to go
yeppers
The umas are always trying to seduce me.
A sweaty yeppers
>>550204324Jaking off
>>550202359speed wit riko inherit stam, explode on power
>>550197750kek
>>550204454In my defense, she's my (very cute) adopted daughter. So if anything, it's my wives fault, but I suppose the old saying about apples and trees continues to be true...
downblouse is the best tag
>>550204394Use an Uma image retard
>>550203505just a good ol' parent runalso, call the spark, I have a good feeling about this one
>>550204427Yes, I took the Goldshi pill this CM and she's been my GOAT.
>>550204659Power 2
I think Tracen needs some tighter guidelines
>>550204659Guts 3, Turf 3
>>550204641Finally someone with taste.
Did fenomeno almost execute these two ningen that pushed her trainer into the pond...?Almost makes one wonder what would happen should someone actually injure one of these girls trainers...
>>550204394>ACKTUALLY this jak was BASED and correct!
>>550204394>throw image on paint>draw a medal saying "trainer of the year"There you go, a perfectly fitting whatever-you're-calling-basedjaks-now
>>550204457
>>550204383IT WAS MY OTHER WIFE TOO
>>550204394>That anon posted a clip of him hitting a Anchor's Aweigh into Nimble Navigator and thought he cooked.>anon makes claim that whoever pops NSM wins>post a clip of golshi without it winning against 3 other umas that got it proving claim wrong>endless seethingNSM cope is group b shit>>550204325She may have gotten fast learner but I got a lot of skill hints
>>550204659speed 2, pace 1, divine might 2
>>550204167I'll take your word for it, because I can't really tell just by the gametora comparison alone.
>>550204593I think you're right
>>550204704who are they summoning
>>550204710
>>550204778This is the only uma jak that should exist
>>550204698winrar, incredibly lame spark too >>550204719>>550204813nyo...
>>550204780>other wifeSounds like it was deserved
>it's another NTRnigger spam thread
Derby Pferd
>550204894>no imagecryaboutitfaggot
>>550196003>racewear is ass
Are any of the story gib SSRs notably good and worth maxing out?
>>550203518>be Goldshi>end closer>perfect stats bonus for long tracks>built in potential golden recovery>unique will let you push through pace chaser position before late-race starts>unique ends at late-race >end closer speed and accel in pace chaser position at late-race>can instantly start accelerating at front AS an end closer>can carryover the past velocity skills activated that are still in duration>her unique works ONLY on her I know she is supposed to be the mainstream horse but this is just too much
>>550204817flash's main value is in her events and late straight/cornersmood effect isn't super valuableshinko's strengths in the friendship bonus and race bonus are 2/3 of the most important stats on a generalist support
I would sooner B finals the rest of my uma career than ever do another golshit again desu senpaitachi
>>550204936You are brown.
I started a career last night before going to bed and Mayano apparently jobbed the maiden race, so I can't run Hopeless Stakes. Do I just kill it or play it out since it was a borrow run?
uh oh jackspammer having a melt down
>>550205026Why?
>>550205080bwo there's twelve turns between debut and hopeless wtf were you doing
Most umas don't end up winning anything. Surely then there is a thriving uma porn and prostitution industry from all these post graduation loser umas?
someone's getting uppity
Why does TopRo make this one single guy seethe so much?
>>550204828Secretariat
lol I was restarting the game and confused as to why you dont see EP%+ on the cards, I forgot I dont seen to use them, I get the bonus as long as i have it
>>550205026i've been counting how many goldshits i've denied wins this CM, 55 so far feels pretty good
>maintenance at start of kitasan bannerWhat are they plotting...
>>550204704Coming on those thighs
>2 major injuries on a 60 TP run
>>550205026Golshi doesn't seem that bad anymore, now that I've started training front runners. Why did they have to make Maruzensky so perfect?
>>550205080Play, and kill it if you have any more bad luck (no spirits, fail Ramp Up + Energy decision from Riko, lose unity race). One race between Hopeless isn't that bad.
>>550205160>I forgot I dont seen to use themlol that's pretty funny, brown dude
>>550205134>NPC umas who fail their careers cosplay and roleplay as your waifus in massage parlorsGrim.
>>550205143I think it's you being annoying more than anything.
>>550204501They would never do this
I usually play with the game muted but I wanted to listen to the story because of yeppers' accent and Curren's voice... it's kind of... Does she have any character song? I need to listen to it...
>>550205225giGANTIC QoL!
>>550205114>>550205294She failed last night and I didn't remember or notice until I went to do Hopeless and all the races were green. I'm not going to get event progress either, which is the reason I was thinking of just aborting.
>>550205008>her unique works ONLY on herIf you really want to, you can pair up inherited Anchors with Early Start/Daring Strike to get an okay facsimile of the effect. Of course Golshi can get just get it herself and make her innate Anchors even stronger
>550205359Cope and seethe
cock check u/ma/
We're all going to A Finals right my niggaddachis?
>>550205143Ignore the evil creature called Tama, it's angry over it's small statue and intellect is all.
Nevermind I don't hate GS anymore
>>550205407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bwwaz336U8
>>550205398imagine the naizuri
>>550205143What >>550205359 said. Top road is fine. Other waifuretards are not so obnoxious.
>>550204875I think these two would be very cute fighting over their turn with me
What the...
>>550205536>Toughness 30>91do you hate the game or something?
So why is Oguri the only one with an anime costume? Didn't both Teio and McQueen get their own?
>dude what if we made end closers have an insane speed multiplier>and then gave gold ship an ult that lets her completely negate the drawbacks of being an end by having her move up to the front of the pack right before the spurt startswhat the fuck was cygames thinking??? who the fuck would whale in a game this shittily balanced?
>>550205594Who's your favorite waifufag then?
My buddy said Maruzensky is an American-bred horse and that's why it was discriminated against and wasn't allowed to race.But I look into its history and lineage and its clearly born in Japan?Where does /uma/ stand on this? Is it a foreign-bred horse or is it a Japan-borne horse?
>>550205637>he isn't hoarding TP for when the spark roll comesOh boy lmao
>>550205570I was asking about a Curren-chan song that's a yeppers song.
>>550205678I'm indifferent with them. They only range from harmless to obnoxious.
>>550205536>91 ToughnessDanchou kick this man
>>550205565
>>550205689Your friend right, but their reasoning is oversimplified. They couldn't participate in the equivalent of G1 races because of it.
>>550205565Just curious what prompted the schizo, I appreciate your words dacchi>>550205594Eeehh.. aren't you being a bit of a hyprocrite here? Everyone spams their favorite uma here, countless of straight up porn posters too, yet the thing that triggered you is my oshi being posted
>>550205739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75YuwF6hBfY
Chicken dinner
>>550205762>>550205831Schizo gotta schizo, move along, sir.
>>550205679What is Edelgard doing next to those horses?
>>550205731I use carats for extra runs.
>>550205831Do you even know what a hypocrite means? How are you even judging me with a single reply. I'm not even the anon that was complaining originally. You've got the wrong person. I only responded to your question generally.
Uma butts need more love
>>550205689I don't know, all I know is that I want to breed that old lady.
>>550205670Would be justified if Narita was free and Golshit was in the gacha tbqhdesu
>>550205540lol
>>550205536I honestly have no idea where I'm getting all these. I keep using them, but they keep going up anyway.>>550205637>>550205757How do you people have time to actually use these things? Does your girlfriend play for you while you're at work?
>>550205916>pigPlease don't quote me anymore
The alphabet build except for speed
>>550205940Don't you wanna know if your offspring will be a half burger or half sushi? Aside from half brown of course, lmao
>>550205848Wtf a middle schooler shouldn't be saying such things
>>550205971I play at work what else am I supposed to do
>>550205926Kingu has an exceptional rear
*cough* *wheeze* h-how are we holding up free2play bros *cough*
>>550205679dumb falcon thinks she's on the team, lol
>GoodRyanfagKingfagTicketfagCafefagRicefagMatikanefukukitarufag>DecentTeiofagOperafagNatiefag>ShitTachyonfagNTRfagGoldshitfagSweepfagFalcofagCityfag
>>550205904>>550205907Love Cute A, don't care for feet faggotry.
hitomi ueda is so freaking cute bwos
>>550205998But the extra s is for speed
you're going DOWN, SWEEP
>>550205640We got Teio and McQueen's anime alts ages agoExcept the latter's sucks ass
imagine avatarfagging and attention whoring in 4chan.you know reddit exists right? they updoot you and everything.
>>550205926that first-rate caboose
>>550206018Made Group A, so feelin' fineespecially since I have literally no mlb SSR or SR speed cards
>>550205689Maruzensky wasn't allowed because his parents were of American and Canadian heritage I believe, even if he was born in Japan that was the rule right then, from what anons said his jockey even asked to get in the worst gate just to participate in the derby, probably the biggest what-if of full careers achievedPersonally if he was born in Japan then he's Japanese it's not that complex, let's say it as it is maybe it was xenophobia or fear
Hey y'all Danchou told me I need to start posting here to be part of the club, how do I make an account, I'm stuck replying as guest. I'm not used to these old style internet forums haha.My club is Umaoooo btw if that matter
>>5502060184/2/2/3
>>550205875Not as bad as I expected
>>550206045
Another skippable event story with boring umas like the wedding event
>>550205848>mayanochads get that line>teiochuds get this
>>550206126>because his parents were of American and Canadian heritageI mean by that rule wouldnt top gun also be an american horse?
>>550206001They will have half sea.
obnoxious
>>550205971They bot duh
i'm going to run my f2p urara debuff front bwos, wish me luck
>>550205831Dunno about him but It always felt like NTR posters are just sassy and double down on posting TopRo not because they like the uma anymore but to make some random guy angry fr
tama in 36 days
>>550206080absolutely titmogged
>>550206343>one guy got mad so lets spam
>>550206313The restrictions on foreign bred horses were relaxed over time. The purpose was to give Japanese breeders time to develop their reputation and bloodlines so the domestic racing scene wouldn't become a stomping ground for foreigners.
Sometimes I just can't help but hate. it's always the shitty core sparks when the whites are actually pretty decent
>>550198316NSM would be useless on her. The whole point is for her to be in 1st and way ahead of everybody else when last spurt begins.
>>550206343NTA but I started posting TopRoad earlier to spite the faggot having a melt down over the main poster, plus fan art made me appreciate her a lot more(many such cases). Doesn't help that she is related to best boy.
>>550206448Where do you think you are? Of course that happensJust ask the orange fags, or any fag really
>>550206313Top gun was born like 20 years later that ruled was probably changed or straight up removed by then, could also be what anon says >>550206467 as that sounds more understandable
What would her mom think of this?
>>550205670Piggies love humiliation, cygames know what they are doing. It's all calculated.
>>550206517Rudolf wouldn't be proud...
>>550206343It's like you guys forgot where you are. If you start having a melty and being uppity, anons will keep taunting and poking you out of spite and to have fun.In any case, I'm the original TopRo poster and I can prove I love her a lot.
>>550206613Proud, pretty AND funny!
>sassyits called being indian
>>550205670:]
If this image hasn't inspired fear, anger, and a craving for pasta. I haven't posted it enough yet.
>>550206593Her mom probably suggested it.
>>550206627No you can't.
>>550205540I just barely scraped in. I'm here for my third place gibs.
Umas for me if I'd like to get raped and beaten to a pulp but then comforted and cuddled immediately after?
>>550206513I know nigger, I'm running three fronts.
550206627No one cares. Attentionwhore over at reddit.
how the fuck this is A+
>>550206704
uuuuuooooohhhhh filly oguri cap T o T
>nooo stop liking this thing reeeeee stop posting thing I artificially dont like!>he continues TO SPAM FOR ATTENTION without an image attached (sign of an outsider having a melt down)why are chinese bots like this
Thread's getting uppity, looks like it's bedtime for me
>>550205540>5/5 on the first ticket despite horrendous showing yesterdayI don't understand anymore, I'm just glad I'm here
>>550206738real
>>550206627Calm down unc its just letters in a screen, just because one guy disagrees with you then you don't need to get uppity either lol, also if you love her just post her anyways no need to stir the pot trying to garner attention away from the thread's topic like you are doing right now lol
SOVL
>>550206727Needed at least one of those stats to be 1.1k or up
next thread will be better
>>550206727if you're asking why it's not S, low guts/wit and not enough skills
>>550206784*contains you*
i'll get UPPITY in your honey
Can you read me a bedtime story
After 5 hours of seething and raging about unity I finally was able to make ONE usable new ace that will probably job harder than the old one
>>550206816Can't be more sovl than 3 trainers wanting to win
>>550205540If Golshi feels like it.
>lil indian bro has to avatarfag>has to also show off his folder as if it means anything>has to spamUmazing!
>>550206871
>>550206828Not with all this brown having a bitch fit
>brown discussionsigh
>capped speed before 2nd summer campoops that's a lot of stats wasted
Golshi IS the franchise, never forget that.
>>550206796What is the thread topic exactly? Why are you trying to paint me as the one not being calm? I'm just saying it how it is. I find this whole thing amusing
>>550205536If she dies, she dies.
I like Halo but in the more pathetic I feel bad for her because of her mom kind of way
>>550207018I would let an OL Uma do unspeakably humiliating things to me
SHE DID IT
>>550207056Anyone who needs to say they're calm and le epic trolling is seething and coping. You're just as angry as he is.
I'm just sitting here enjoying the show, not giving a shit for either side.
>>550207054her default outfit is just ugly as fuck whens her first alt so i can just pull that for the costume
i like halo in the i wanna lick her sweaty body up and down kinda way
>>550206871why did they give urara erotic racewear
>>550207056The brown comment really got to you huh
bono unga bunga
>>550207095she finished!
>>550207158>>550207215Yawn... Bait used to be believable, newcuties need to lurk more
>>550207190WHO CALM DOWN WITH THE AVATARFAGGING THERE ATTENTION WHORE
>>550207242KP has some huge tits herself but Bono is on another level
While we're at the topic of brown. Post delicious chocolate.
>>550207056>What is the thread topic exactly?Red herring and we don't have to talk about this anymore, just do your thing and be free from other's opinions ig
>>550207301Settle down, your anger is showing.
youre telling me this is stay gold's uncle? the family tree is genuinely all fucked up
703 pieceshttps://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>550206525WHY AM I BEING CALLED OUT
>>550207350we only got like twoand both are americans
>parent run getting as many g1 races as umanly possible just wanting a decent two star in power or stamina>1 star in everything, of course the blue was guts >no whites whatsoeverrude beyond belief
>>550207184>he doesn't like the fat jiggly tits + belts combogey
>>550207419It's because its time to eat.
>>550207384They're a strange bunch
>>550207190This, but Cafe.
Orange?
>>550207384Don't look at his sons, they are all mixed up too kek
>>550207458>he likes helmet head bozo over thisgay
look at this armpitslut
I got to episode 8 in 2 runs so I just skipped the story. Why was the evil uma Curren trying to whore ou Yeppers?
>>550207350
>>550206343the horse owner is a disingenuous piece of shit for naming her those initials and so is everyone who calls her that. she has no genuine fans, only shitposters and literal cucks.I would only ever trust a supposed fan if they refused to ever call her by her initials.
>>550207543I do not approve of my innocent daughter El dressing like that!
>>550207351Based Palmer poster>>550207384It's cute, if you ask me.
>cheeky 10 pull for cafe because no good long Umas>my third gold cityMan… what does this even mean. Meh recovery skill, and her growth rate is ass. Wasted luck for the prostitute desu, does she get better with Evol skills?
I saw this so you have to see this
>>550207450Thats enough to go around.
>>550207494rise and shine orangers
I KEPT LOSING BECAUSE BOTH OF MY END WONT ACTIVATE THEIR SWINGING MAESTRO AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>550207670show wit bb
>>550207527She is NOT a SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rudolf is just passionate about arching, delete your post my mom works at TRACEN ACADEMY
>>550207670witlet
>>550206467>so the domestic racing scene wouldn't become a stomping ground for foreigners.Right instead it's just Sunday Silence descendant domination.
>>550207661I'd suck her udders.
>>550207324don't ever (You) me again
>>550207474
>>550207535I'm absorbing every bit of dialogue where I can, I'll let you know once I get there.
>>550207713>archingarchery?
>>550207013cygays needs to release her now
>bingo complete with only 11 rollsFucking wasted my luck. Owari da
I would like some (You) please.
>>550207748asking againwhy do the ear socks stay on during baths
>>550207708456 and 401 meanwhile my real witlet pace activates both of her gold recoveries
>>550207738pull the trigger on the retard, patriot
>>550207661We must become better umas
>>550207796You
>>550207519i like both thoughmy condolences for your homosexuality
>>550207474Stego tried to kill TopRo, despite them being long distance family
whats avatarfagging im newgen sorry
>>550207796
>>550207535>not reading the story eventswtf rude
>>550207772Give it time, otherwise I might not have enough carats for her.
>>550207664Yay!
>>550207857nature wouldn't do this
>>550207798so they don't lose them, duh.
>>550207924You post an ontopic image on a image board and provide text and mentally ill people get mad at you because you are taking up image slots.
>uma loses debut raceits like a kick on the balls and i feel like im training a retard
Long hair is better than short hair.
>>550208005>over bump limit>image slots still availablehurry up, post some ontopic images
>>550207924you make your own posts recognizable by posting the same character image or whatever over and over and over
>>550207924using images as your profile picture in an anonymous board
>>550208005thats stupid. its the horse game. attach an image of your favourite horse to every single reply
>>550207924you post on topic images like dumping comics and this makes indo seabrowns seethe
One last Marvelous Sunday before Sunday comes to a close
>>550208085Which uma has the stinkiest crotch?
>>550207924you post something I don't like
I may be spending like 50% of my Christmas bonus on this game damn
Dropping anonymity on anonymous imageboard is peak faggotry. Letting other anonymous faggots tell you what to do is even worse faggotry. We are all faggots here. Do whatever the fuck you want.
>>550207924pretending this is reddit or twitter by attaching an image to your posts that makes it recognizable its the same person posting them
>>550208164What happened to the Marvelous Sunday Derby?
>>550208189>>550208189>>550208189>>550208189>>550208189
>>550208150Not only do I do that. I also post horses standing next to each other holding hands. And perhaps more. And then rake in angry messages because cartoons are kissing.
This is why I hate gachafags, they're unable to take it easy. I should get a medal for enjoying global these many months. Some of you are fine tho.
>>550208227Damn, you could go to Japan and watch real horse girls race with that amount of money. What are you rolling for? Or are you rolling on every banner until MLB?
>>550208097>>550208145>>550208152>>550208249naruhodo>>550208186s-sorry anon....
reminder that an employee at cygames is a sizefag who loves giant girls
>>550208387>180cm >giantSEAnon...
>>550208164I wanna touch her marvelous sundaes...
I HATE CURREN
>>550208387Pretty based
>>550196806We somehow solved it.
>>550208775laisu would say this and be BASED for it
>>550208775Mad cause onii-sama is now onii-cham
>>550208934Jiggers are getting too strong
>>550208173Not Dia because I clean hers everyday
>>550208387>giantess stuff in Granblue>giantess stuff in Uma>probably giantess stuff in RoBIs there any giantess in Priconne?
>>550209948>Is there any giantess in PriconneThere's this:https://youtu.be/fxk96f2svW8?si=May_hFVcaoE4iekl