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what is temmie gonna knit
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
I really need to get back to working on the forbidden utg game. I have an essay due in 23 hours I haven't started on yet but after that I'll start on the party members following you stuff. gonna need to revamp the walking animation a tad first I think but other than that im good
>>550209379What's the essay about
>>550209440...argumentative essay on the importance of internet anonymity
Perhaps I should start using the name "Crusader of Darkness" to fuck with people. Since I apparently type the same way, it's bound to get attention. I do like attention. Though I genuinely wish people would stop comparing every aspect of Deltarune to Undertale and instead treat it as the singular collection of games it is (considering each chapter is a separate fucking data.win). Even if you believe it's 100% connected in some way, there's so much that you detract from it as a whole by treating it that way, and it really doesn't hurt you to consider the alternative. I certainly did, at first. Then I got older and learned what being a creator is like.
>>550209487*Doomed
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Frisk but blue and taller
>>550209512I would say there's interesting stuff to be learned from connecting the two as well, though. just dismissing the connection feels like it's wasting at least a bit of potential_
>>550209558*pays in feet pics*
>>550209487fat thighs
I feel like a lot of people need to read Umineko where important characters will just get introduced late into the story down to the last 2 episodes instead of showing up or being forshadowed earlier. At least Gaster was vaguely hinted at throughout the game, and the game doesn't have a massive amount of characters to keep track of to begin with.
>>550209512>Then I got older and learned what being a creator is like.Crusader of Darkness makes nothing but toilet sounds
>>550209512>Then I got older and learned what being a creator is like.You're in your early 20s and you think Toby is literally you because you made an object show or some other garbage and got a bunch of attention from other teenagers on social media
>>550209506oh...
>550209512Kys attentionnigger, sell your body on the internet and see if maybe somebody wants to fuck you and beg for their attention so you can be away from here
>>550209718what's oh... about that
"Deltarune is connected to Undertale" doesn't mean they're saying Hometown is actually the Underground or whatever the fuck you think it means, the games being connected literally detracts nothing from the plot and the story can still stand on its own while being linked to Undertale via several abstract concepts
>>550209721im still fucking mad with how they shit on fans of trigger.
>>550209725>Y-you attention whore! Why don't you post naked pictures of your body, while you're at it?!Strange
It’ll be the biggest telly of all if CoL/imitator CoL and CoD are never in the same room at the same time
Does your deer fursona have nog flavored cum and/or breastmilk?why or why not?
>>550209781yes
>>550209602As I said, I did originally consider that to be the case. I was certain there was a level of connection between them. It wasn't until chapter 3/4 that I was convinced otherwise.>>550209712I'm 30 and I never said anything about Toby being "literally me" or about what it is I've made. I don't ignore the patterns I see in every artist regarding certain things.>>550209721No, I have not. I don't play games much, like I mentioned before lol
>>550209839I don't have a fursona...
>>550209874*tense with giddy anticipation*Y-you know who else is 30
Yeah man MY DELTARUNE has zero connection kekroflmao
>>550209839No. I have a Goatsona.
>>550209682Most of the characters who get introduced later on are just Beatrice again
am i allowed to post here if i don't have a fursona and i'm not a furry?????
metal husband
>>550210043brogher i'm not even real be the wind if you want
I haven't made any very detailed fursona mainly because I'm fat and have self esteem issues, maybe when I've lost more weight I'll be more comfortable making a represention of myself as furry
>>550210006may I see it?
Even the whole “I barely play video games” is so suspiciously juxtaposed with how CoL has a throbbing hardon for anything with the most vague medieval aesthetic and will consume and all things that deliver that fix
>>550209950nta butwhat
>>550210137MY MOM!
>>550210137*snrk*CRUSADER OF LIGHT!!!*uproarious laughter*
>>550209618I guess that's worth $4.99. *Ahem*>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
>>550210131Doomer, with all due respect, I have tried chrono trigger and I honestly did not enjoy it. I really, really tried to, because I know everyone thinks so highly of it, but I just couldn't get into it. Give me a 2 hour long video essay and I'll cram the knowledge in as best as I can.
>>550210102You can make an OC as a goal for what you wanna be.physique wise of course.I cant grow a horsecock yet
>>550210102>obese faggot is a furryAnd water is wet
I think crusader of dark should be a real namefag because it would be funny (and make them filterable)
Instead of namfagging or bitching about namefags, you could read a new book, watch a new tv show or movie, try a new video game, or try a different online hangout place to meet people. Please use the time in your life wisely, you only get so much if it.
>>550210283>Give me a 2 hour long video essay No wonder your opinions are so shitty, you just watch videos about the games instead of playing them
how do i know if i'm fat or normal sized
>>550209682Batler LOST
Undertale's Parallel Story
>>550210331I'm losing ~ 2 pounds a week
>>550206837i'd kill to know what kind of porn each of these fuckers look at
>>550210363Personally I’m trying to worldbuild but I have no idea how people plan the geography of fictional cities (I’m trying to make a setting in eastern Washington)
>>550210392https://www.calculator.net/ideal-weight-calculator.html
>>550210414But Toby is literally me and I wouldn't do that so it doesn't count
>>550210392That depends: do you get angry when someone calls you fatty? Chubby? Plus-sized? A tubby cunt?
>>550210481I have kind of a thing for skirts but I wont tell you who I am
>>550210353>>550210369God forbid someone actually theorizes outside of your hivemind, I guess.And for the record, I rarely, if at all, watch videos on these things because it's not something that even crosses my mind. I spend my time programming, and recently playing Dispatch (I am very mad there are no male romanceables).
>>550210493That sounds pretty cool hope you figure it out
>>550210481I feel like its obvioushalf of them list/blurt out their fetishes compulsively and repeatedly
>>550210475The only thing you’re losing is blood circulation
>>550210530Scottish anon...>>550210570Noelle Enclosure anon...
>>550210608>God forbid someone comes up with ORIGINAL answers for 2+2 instead of your 4fag hivemind
>>550210608no I don't care about your theories being right or wrong I just want to filter you because I don't care about identifiable poster drama and you seem fine with being an identifiable poster and getting into drama
>>550210608>he wears programmer socks
>>550210636>NEanonwrong! you get one more chance
>>550210283I actually did try to lay out the entire plot of chrono trigger scene by scene to a friend during a bus ride man it was alot
>>550210820Ummm uhhh Weirdseianon?
Carol is the type of woman who bites her lip while you have sex with her, and she grabs your arm and digs her nails into your arm drawing blood.
>>550210917extremely loud incorrect buzzer
i bet ralsei is so socially inept as a former prince without subjects that he casually just lets out the hugest bassiest farts like it's no big deal haha
>>550210918Ouch
Why’s he called Lavos, I don’t see no lava
>>550210672Falsely equating theories to math. How very much like a retard.>>550210692All I did was explain my point. A conversation takes two, doesn't it?>>550210720I do not. I actually wear psych ward grippy socks because I like the extra traction>>550210765Perhaps I'll look at this OVA later, but I don't think that will do me much good in terms of understanding the lore.>>550210906Oh, I totally believe it. I know it has to be a lot if people are still talking about it decades later. I suppose I might try playing it again, along with Golden Sun, at some point.
>>550210283Chrono Trigger is pure sovl kino. If you couldn't appreciate it the issue is you have no joy or wonder in your heart.
>>550210820Nta but gayanon?
i jusy got mvp on dbz gekishin guys
>>550210481Do you want me to give you a list of that too?
ralsei would be terrible in bed, he's never seen porn in his life
>>550210975Cause Ayla is a retarded cavewoman.
>>550211005It isn't that. I thought the story (or at least what I saw of it) was fine. It's the gameplay I didn't like. Which you would think wouldn't be an issue considering I like FFTA, but for some reason it was.
I havnt made a fursona because im not creative.... and im fat
>>550211052He also nuts violently when you touch his leg.
>>550211027dabura is a free win if you have good teammates in discord with you, but don't tell anyone or they'll nerf him if they haven't already since i left
>>550210103Yes. Normally he's drawn with snaggleteeth/little fangs like our beloved goats here, but this was a bit of free art and I wasn't about to get nitpicky.
reading a rouxls fic where its a medieval times dinner theater au and rouxls never drops the act and also never takes the blue body paint off. perfect.
>>550211027Nice one
>>550211052He'd be bad at first but would commit to becoming really good at it
>>550211118Another fat furry going in the meat grinder
>>550209512>Even if you believe it's 100% connected in some way, there's so much that you detract from it as a whole by treating it that wayRyukishi07 tried to connect Higurashi to Umineko with the Gou + Sotsu anime and it fucking SUCKED. I think there's plenty of charm in accepting each game as an alternate universe where you see different versions of the same few characters without questioning anything. Leiji Matsumoto did just that, his characters carry over to multiple different series but they have different backstories and relationships each time. You're not meant to piece together any timeline or lore implications, it's simply fucking cool to see Captain Harlock show up in Galaxy Express 999 and such.Ok I'm sure Sans from Deltarune is basically Sans from Undertale but that's SANS he doesn't count. Of course he's the multiversal guy who shows up everywhere.
>>550211161Very nice. Would tuck in and fuck sweetly.
>>550211019who the fuck is gayanon
>>550211237The anon who is gay
>>550211140haha what if he has to wear a diaper so the player doesn't see the wet spot from cumming a gallon every time you hug him wouldn't that be funny
>>550211274good to know that there's just one
>>550209831Well how do we find out
>>550211306ralsei.............. diaper................... i just started drooling a little
>>550211372Utg meetup amogus mafia detective work
>>550211114>FFTAescapism is……goode :)
>>550211220Higurashi and Umineko were already connected, what are you talking about? The issue wasn't that it added a connection, it was that it changed what the connection was
>>550211324turn around
>>550211324Yes and no.Only one can exist at a time, but he has the power to duplicate when he's feeling extra gay.The clones only vanish after mass ejaculation.
>>550211420kid
i HAVE made a fursona and NONE of you will EVER see it because its MINE. also i am SLIGHTLY UNDERWEIGHT
>>550211454it'd be a crime
>>550211405I would just like to clarify that I disliked FFTA2 purely because Marche didn't reappear and they renamed it to "Magick", thank you
I wish more people here knew about la pucelle tactics and what the psp version did to the story because I think thats whats going on with deltarunes plot
I liek Ramza
yes i am aware of the thick nun thank you
my 4chan is spazzing out a little I think
>>550211686I think it's the site :(( Bweh
redgormer pargon pargon
>>550211272he's called lavos before he impacts though
MYDELTACHAN
Is something supposed to be happening right now?
You will accept everything that happens from now on.
>>550211225Good. Sweet is what I like best.Well that and sometimes hot, heavy and rough, but always caring.
See the real power move is to make an OC to represent every stage of your life.Time to make the hung pig shota that got all the pussy
>>550211874there's something wrong here (something's wrong here)like this whole city wants to scream (but no one makes a sound)
>>550211921this was toby fox hinting that deltarune would actually grow me into someone into a hideous amount of obscure fetishes because of his stupidly hot character designs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Up3hX7aCUhttps://www.wiki.ctjot.com/doku.php?id=multiworldYou guys wanna try a Multiplayer Chrono Trigger Open World Randomizer? say that 5 times fast
toby should have hired the real king of indie devs ullillillia
>>550212170I absolutely would play it but Archipelago is a pain in the ass to use and most anons on here would not want to spend so much time setting it up and trying to make it work
>>550211043you wouldn't be able to
>>550210481Most of the porn I goon to is feet porn. I enjoy looking at other porn but thats mostly anthro big tits and stuff.
>>550212217genuinely i won't ever be half as cool as him
>fursona convoi don't have a fursona, but i have lots of OCs and character designs that i can throw into my projects randomly whenever i feel like they fit the vibe, this includes those casino darkner designs i made recently that i planned to follow up on by making more of them but i didn't really have any idea on how to do that. personally i really like picrel, i'll definitely reuse it for something at some point down the line, be it undertale related or not, because it's just a really fucking weird enemy idea. i thank whoever brought up that yokai umbrella thingsometimes i feel like if i'm not adding to the undertale/deltarune side of discussion by making stuff like these enemy designs then i'm not really contributing anything to the thread, so that's why i tend to not show up unless it's to make dumb shit like the weirdsei comics or random dumbshit enemies. some anons have said they'd like to be friends with me and if you're serious and you ever do wanna talk about stuff with me directly you can like, just straight up talk to me through discord and i won't mind, you know. i say this because it's like 4 am and i'm bored as hell
>>550212734This is so cool!! Kinda reminds me of both the Shadowmen and bell enemies I forgot the name of
in chapter 5 if you checked papyrus' door in all 3 chapters you could then sans stops you from seeing his brother because you are too eager, and also it carries over between save files even if they're erased because sans can read your expression
I will never not look at Temmie with big bahongas
why are there no queenfags
>>550213243be the chrange you want to see in the world
>>550213243there's one queenfag who shows up draws porn then disappears and sometimes posts funny queen gifs and that's all he does i like spotting him in the wild
>>550213232holy shit this temmie should squeeze her armpit like shes gonna make a fart sound with it (if it did i think that makes it hotter) and just squeeze out like a jet of sweat right into my lungs i think
Dess jingled my trouble dingle
>>550213282aidessfag posts queen snowboarding sloppa
>>550212734I really like your contributions to the thread and you seem like a cool guy, I'm not really a Discord person, but if you want to post OCs here even if they're not strictly on topic, that'd be cool. It's dead hours anyway.
>>550213243there is a poster who literally types in queen's textquirk
>>550213480that's just because he has mental problems, he's never mentioned queen to my knowledge
>>550212734I'm sorry that happened to you but congratulations
>>550213350thats coolyou're cool
>>550213273I fag for her sometimes ok im a busy anon. I like to draw her at least but dont post her enough >>550213282I know theres like one person, i at least know the gifs they post, but i thought that was a different anon ngl. but im just surprised the living computer is no ones number one waifu here
>>550213580thanks ^-^ im pretty fucking badass i think.
>>550213692source?
>>550213798source is me and my unhealthy addictions
>>550213070no he can'tyou don't have full control over kris' expression and he doesn't remember resets
>>550213243beta queen porn when?
>>550214014https://files.catbox.moe/b7zdq4.png
What are the realistic chances people here would actually WANT to work on a pokemon /utg/ romhack or fangame. Like I don't even give a shit of a bunch of Pippins are in it since it would actually make sense to have Pippins as pokemon.
>>5502141970% if you have anything to do with it
>>550214197you haven't even read homestuck stop posting homestuck shit
>>550214192Jesus I hate it>>550214264Unless someone else actually wants to try and make it a thing thats too fucking bad there buddy
I dont make a fursona cuz I cant draw
>>550214264What could he even contribute?
>>550214462Same
>>550214383I know the basic plot from looking at enough porn of it. Jade cosplayers are so fucking hot man>>550214496I can do pixel art somewhat decently, I can also do music since I literally even have the uncompressed samples used in the pokemon gba games. Along with things like writing the plot.
>>550214640>I can do pixel art somewhat decentlyReally now? Have anything to back this claim up?
>>550214640you should try learning how to read
Sitting by Asgore on the recently-defrosted park bench next to the frozen lake on which a sizable group of parents and their children are currently skating, all the while I scoot up next to him so he can put his arm around me as we take in the pretty lights on the giant Christmas tree whose warm glow fights against the omnipresent ocean of white and grey to breathes life back into landscape (he unfortunately can't walk on the ice with his current method of heating the ground underpaw with fire magic to comfortably walk in the snow, but sitting there together was plenty nice regardless). Being extremely grateful that Asgore has his pickup truck when an absolute deluge of snow falls overnight and the large scraper trucks that tend to the roads have not yet had time to hit the back roads we need to take on a visit to town, and despite my confidence in him to get us to our destination my tenseness must be obvious since he eventually reaches his hand over to hold mine for silent reassurance (no matter how bad things may be he always displays gallantry in the utmost and goes out of his way to make me feel better, it's impossible to feel hopeless with him near). Leaning on the railing of the back porch with Asgore as we discuss what the spring scheduled for Flower King will be and when we should prepare to start replanting, all the while we attempt to catch snowflakes on our tongues until a large crumpled one lands squarely on the tip of his nose which quickly progresses into a booming sneeze (the shock wave this sent throughout his body blasted off most of the flakes that had been accumulating on his fur and clothes in a puff around him, which then rested into an amusing oval on the deck around his paws)
Berdly decides that OSINT is his new obsession and maps out the entirety of Catty's extended family tree of the Scratchy, Shifty, and Testy subfamilies as practice
>>550215038a disturbing development
This dossier makes my tummy funny makes it so rumbly and tumbly…
>>550215091He's a total script kiddie who can't even be bothered to read the manuals on the tools before he uses them, so his results are moreso due to how obsessive and frequently the Cat bloodline seems to document their lives online(reusing usernames as expected)–even Noelle, in the brief period where she thought she could solve her sister's case by herself, would likely be more competent
>I know the basic plot from looking at enough porn of it.Reminder that Temfag doesn't read or play anything except for slop like Deadlock and thinks that looking at cosplay whores is enough to understand what he's talking about
I've never read Homestuck either but I watched the pilot and Jade is pretty cute
>>550214640>Jade cosplayers are so fucking hot manBased.
>>550212906thank you! someone said something similar when i created it originally which i think is good considering the joke is the little saxophone note beak>>550213395it counts because they're shadow people who live in darkness and die when the sun rises so they're technically darkners and i can show you them
>>550214889I used to make sprites for rpg maker back when I was a teen-young adult. Im sure its long lost media now but it wouldnt really take much long to get back into it especially since theres a good art direction to use with pokemons art style already. Hardest part would be the shading/color mixing but even then I dont think it would be all THAT hard all. Plus theres good software for making 3d poses with dolls to use for reference if I needed some more dynamic poses for trainers/gym leaders etc>>550215191I know what the homosuck arc was so take that chud
>>550209310Also here's my new rentry although it doesn't really count as a creationhttps://rentry.org/cyclicalprophecy
i envy temfag for not knowing anything about yiffany
Papyrus and Alphys have a sort of game of OSINT cat-and-mouse where one sees how much documentation they can collect on the other—Alphys counts the days until Papyrus finally exposes the degenerate she really is whereas Papyrus just views it as a genuine contest>I'M SORRY, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?>DNS? WHAT'S THAT STAND FOR? DOUBLE NEGATIVE STANDARDS?>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH PESSIMISTIC PROTOCOLS?!
>>550215334Cute cat. The symbol dialogue reminds me of the caveman chapter in Live A Live.
I stopped reading the comic after Davepetasprite^2 was introduced and every opinion I've heard since has validated me in that choice
>>550215464If anything Yiffany is probably the only thing he knows about Jade since it's a common meme example for how bad Homestuck 2 is.
I YIFF!I DIE!I YIFF AGAIN!
>>550215647i actually had to stop reading there, it was too offensive to me that yiffany even exists
>>550215464oh yeah I remember hearing about how fucking stupid that was. Man Hussie is like a shittier version of george lucas and thats really fucking impressiveAlso bring my girl Nepeta back hussie you big pink lipped clown makeup meaning dating a woman 1/3 your age dmca filling shithead.
>>550215580how do you get filtered by davepetasprite you were so close to the end
>>550215783It wasn't even a conscious choice, I just got bored, told myself I'd pick the comic up again another time and never did
new theorytemfag is andrew hussie
temfag can't read
>>550215783Davepetasprite is so close to the end that there's an Undertale reference with them
>>550213243I am one
>>550215278Jade has a dog penis btw it's canon.
man I fucking love Nepeta I would love to give her some catnip and watch a nature documentary with her.
would berdly brag about having physical media or would he be a tech enthusiast and be all about streaming
Bratty's dependence on Catty can be viewed as a dual nature of sorts; one, based on her genuine egoism and Catty's enabling of that fact, the selfish nature. Second, the window to her honest emotions that Catty provides: it is Catty that dreams of the future, Catty that literally both finishes her sentences for her and articulates the thoughts she'd otherwise repress or project; it's a key joke in her writing that the flaws she points out in Burgerpants(dependence, disrespect, projection, opportunism) are ones that she herself shares; I only mention this because I remembered a discussion from about a year ago determining what she "sees" in Catty
>>550216209temmie phenotype
>only way to draw good is to draw>dont want make a four year old tier drawingpain
As a Catgirl enjoyer I wish Temtard wasn't also into Catgirls
>>550216209you have the most retarded taste of all time and nepeta isnt a bad character its just the way that you specifically like her is terrible.
Bratty pursues short-term creature comforts, not dreaming of the future because frankly I don't think she believes she has one; she's doomed and she knows it so why not enjoy life while it lasts?
>>550216228depends which viewpoint he thinks will get him more pussy>>550216248I think we should have them gachimuchi wrestle each other>>550216350I dont actually care for catgirl archtype. I find individual ones attractive but nothing about them being a cat girl in general does anything for me.
>>550216395>Temmie,Catty,Catti,Nepeta>Not into CatgirlsSure thing brother
>>550216363Im allowed to like a character on the basis I think they're hot. That's called being based. Are you gonna say my taste for Zdrada as the Helltaker girl is bad cus I wanna fuck her the most? Are you gonna say me liking Mipha from BotW is bad cus I wanna fuck her and like how sweet and caring she is? Also fuck you whoever wrote BotW you're a cunt.
>>550216350>fag for one of the most generic coomer genres >get schizoid porn addicted faggots under that umbrella
>>550216350thats how I feel when he posts about feet
>>550216503I like Temmie cus I like Temmie Chang. I don't even think she's supposed to be a cat just a weird animal thing. You also ignore how I like bratty and undyne and alphys and susie and martlet and dess and carol. Hell I prefer scalies the most. Bea santello and fang are my favorite scalies. Argonian master race all true nords of skyrim have an argonian wife.
Burgerpants on the other hand...I genuinely don't know if he HAS an inherent thematic purposeI suppose he, being deceived can be compared to Catti but I'm not sure if that's an intentional thematic contrast or just pure haremfaggotry on Toby's partAs it stands both of them seem more as accessories in Catty's hold over the story(itself minor) than holding any motif in their own right
You type like a learning disabled retard.>4chan pass Checks out
>>550216794>Angy
I do not think of Chang at all when I write my Temly greens I consider them separate entities, in the same sense I don't think anyone considers Adam West the Family Guy Mayor the same person as the actual guy
>>550216503Temfag likes characters based on how many off model porn images and OnlyFans cosplayers they have, nothing else
>>550216848Put your name back on, peanut butter falcon
>>550216854I think thats most people who dont bave a weird parasocial thing going onI bet temfag jacks off to jaidenanimations porn
>>550216753It's fitting that Burgerpants doesn't really fit into any role since even Toby doesn't know what type of animal he's supposed to be. Whereas Bratty and Catty fit the cat/reptile association pattern.
>>550217003He God's chosen jester if Toby has anything to say about itbut even so he's competing with Papyrus for that role since God's meta avatar meddles with him the most
>>550216753I think Deltarune should have pizzapants get laid in the last part of game. Like maybe in the credit sequence or maybe the last time you vist homestuck or something before you fight the final boss. He deserves something good to happen in his pathetic life.>>550216887Yeah and I'm god damn proud to admit it too. I think NitW needs more cosplay porn and im pissed there isn't. Hell the only cosplay porn of deltarune is a really really really shitty Noelle cosplay.>>550216990Actually her r34 bores me and it got ruined by all the fucking weirdos who kept making super gross porn of her. Now IRL Jaiden I absolutely goon too.
>>550217157I fucking knew it
>>550216753You think Catty is more important to the story than Catti? That's an interesting take. To me (in Deltarune) she's just meant to be the opposite of her sister. Stupid but somehow insightful to counterbalance her sister being intelligent but blind to the truth.
Reminder that you have no friends
if temfag got a husband that'd probably fix him
>>550217238She HAS one; Burgerpants and Bratty clearly do not(at least none I can surmise)
I think a Rose homestuck cosplay should kiss me with her black lipstick and leave lipsticks marks on me
>>550217254Only castration can save him
>>550217294Ah I see what you mean. To me that's just because Catti is actually going to at least slightly important at some point so Catty has to have some relevance too. Whereas I don't think Bratty or Burgerpants will ever be relevant to the main plot of the game.
>>550217402if you castrate me ill just end up outliving all of you, is that really what you want?
>>550217447Pizzapants will be relevant because the purple guy is the Knight
in Fave's opinion, at what point does a sexual preference become a fetish?
>>550216209Based>>550217367Ultra based
>I'm responsible for the creation of a lot of Homestucks cosplay porn Am I at fault for making Temfag like this?
>>550217563No being raised mormon and with nearly antivax shit head parents did this to me
>>550217447They are Catty's MacGuffins, in both versions of herself: the closed books she has to pry open and read, in an emotional sense. This, coincidentally, is a role she shares with the other purple character in the game
>>550217563what
>>550217563that you, hussie?
I honestly hope the homestuck pilot becomes a show, aside from shitzipop writing for it. And that they change the ending so I can actually put the effort into getting into homestuck for real.
>>550217459>outlivingWhat schizo logic is this? Also who cares who dies when?
>>550217545It's the same rule that goes with whatever you shitpost about eventually becomes what you believe unironicallyYou find something that's hot in a pretty tame scenario and then you start tweaking it in your head like a GMod map and eventually you start making the equivalent of sex collision spam in your brain
>>550217982So you admit youd be fine if I outlived all of you? Shame...You are not a true hater. A true hater makes it their life goal to mog someone as much as possible. A true hater uses their hatred for pure motivation and adrenaline to accomplish tasks purely out of spite even if the person they hate never finds out about it.
>>550218080kek that's good
>>550218125It's essentially how it works in childhood; to use the tired personal example you watch Pinkie Pie turn into a balloon, imagine what it'd be like to press your whole body into that pre-pubescent boner first, then think about what other things could produce such a tight feeling of...friction? Weight? Entrapment? Each of those thoughts becomes their own subfantasy, therefore fetish, such as latex tf, mummification, fat smothering, etc.I will never forgive Lauren Faust, next question
>>550218112>So you admitYes because I don't care. You didn't answer my question: how would getting castrated make you live longer?
why did the homestuck pilot make dave sound like a womanand why does he have a big jax smile when he is supposed to have that cool neutral expression
>>550218429Because castration increases life expectancy. You didnt know that? Testosterone is leaked to earlier deaths.
>>550218467Cus shitsiepop likes to cast people she likes even if it doesnt fit like how he gave a guys voice to a woman in hazbin hotel and it sounds like shit. Christ I hate that woman so much.
>>550218479Even if that is true I don't get why anyone would want to live longer on this gay Earth.>leaked toYou brain is melting. Go to sleep!
I only view Helluva from the perspective of someone who grew up on Brandon Rogers' channel and it pains me to hear him use so little of his range
>>550218638yeah my brain is melting cus im too busy thinking about all the kick ass homestuck porn and how I want to fuck the heck out of Nepeta Jade and Rose right now along with that troll with the trident whos name I forget.>>550218675Id have a lot more respect for him if he did gachi muchi wrestling
Can you guys stop fighting?Im trying to push a log out of my ass and I cant enjoy it with you like this
>>550218892I go on /v/ whenever I need help with taking a dump. It's like newspaper for me.
Ok I finished.You can continue fighting now.Yes it felt good
Someone play the "brown note"
Stance Holiday-Dreemurr has to go to another world and fight a cat in a shoddy anime cosplay who's racist toward him for some reason
>>550218404 the pinkie pie balloon episode happened when Faust already left you cannot blame her for your malfunctioning dick
Kris StrifeDessiroth
>>550219280Genuinely didn't know that, damnGuess I have to go back to blaming microplastics in the water
>>550215453I... It looks like ME... I... Thank you.
I was messing around more with a guitar software amp plugin I hadhttps://files.catbox.moe/ithmx8.mp3 Lost girl on a clean amp setting.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding
>>550220262Nostalgia critic brick in the wall but its /utg/ singing it and the lyrics are changed to be about this board
Time for another game ofRATE THAT KINK!Today's kink is *drumroll*:Spermicidal_takeover
>>550220339What the hell is this jesus im going to fucking regret looking this up
>>550220339Literally no clue what that is and I don't think I want to either
>>550220339You know I thought my fetishes were autistic but not. Im pretty fucking vanilla compared to shit like this. Everyday im honestly surprised at how fucking gross humanity is. How the FUCK do you make ME seem normal?!?! How do you fucking do that???>>550220416its a dick cumming inside of another dick with usually a cross section view of the sperm racing inside it.
>>550220339Tenna, your desperation for views has led you to same dark places.
>>550220492I don't see this as that far removed from that Aspiecore NTR thing I've met on xitterLike I could see a human being into both of these things
>>550220567>Aspiecore NTRWell thats a new fucking sentence I learned. I wish I lived in a cabin in the woods so I could take a stroll and clear my mind up instead of living near a bunch of old people and ghetto thugs.
Rate That Kink:oral
>>550220567Didn't thay shit originate on /trash/?
I often fantasize about Catty choking to unconsciousness from artificial cum, dripping down her neck and breasts, bubbling from her vain instinctual attempts at natural breath, then awakening incredibly sweaty and aphrodisiaced, brainwashed for more sex like something out of a sci-fi horror movie
>>550220567what the fuck is aspiecore NTR
Sometimes I wish Gaster was real so I could get goner'd and see what the world looks like without meSaid Fave, who is evil Goner Kid
>>550220982can you just think about her boobs or belly instead or something she deserves loving affection not brutal borderline rape.
Catty story where extremely heavy-handed Yiddish symbolism manifests in the world around her yet she is blind to it; the grass whispers hymns and she perceives it as grass crinkling
>>550220567>>550220986Is it those funny pictures where a character is making fun of the viewer's autism?
>>550221091it's a gasterful life
>>550221139Unfortunately Dead Space only encouraged this sort of hypnosis/mind-wiping tendency from me, it's a part of why I find extreme deep kissing so erotic, it's a potential less-violent means to the same hypnotic end
>>550221091I'd like to think Gaster doesn't do that shit intentionally, but he lends a hand to those who are Goner'd and lost.
And no I never actually PLAYED Dead Space I just watched the death compilations on Youtube in middle school
>>550220567I've seen a couple people who are into that fetish and it's always that, plus some other horrible shit. I give it a very low rating>>550220782Very high rating, even higher than anal
>>550216753Burgerpants Undertale? The Brat-Cat-Burg trio are kind of there to show how living in the Underground and the hopelessness combined with the war declaration affects them, Burgerpants himself as the Funny One of the trioIn Deltarune I think Burgerpants getting strung along by Nice Cream Bunny is meant to reflect Susie getting strung along by Kris
>>550220986Netorare but plays off the insecurities and realities aspies face on the daily as reasons for being cucked."Just fry your widdle brain gooning to brightly color coded cartoons anon! mommy is going to play hide the pickle with tyrone-san then I'll be back up with a plate of nuggies for you okay? Whose my widdle failure? Keep gooning to cartoons, it okay you cant look at REAL women honey!"that sorta shit but turned up to eleven
passionate romantic relationships are the best fetish. Even better than feet.
>>550221469I really think that we should honestly be legally allowed to kill people that make that stuff for being so fucking retarded and thats saying a fucking lot coming from me.
>>550221451Not Burgerpants PizzapantsI just got up after my neighbor made noise until 5AM and my brain is too fried for intense text analysis about the fuzzy creature game
>>550221389You should play it. It's fun. It's comparable to Resident Evil because the first one is more of a survival horror and second game is more action packed.
>>550221469https://vocaroo.com/1nOepzCX66X7Someone actually voiced of those images(satirically but with the standards of the target audience does it really matter)Somehow I wouldn't be surprised if Lancer came across these images and thought they were just really villainous secret messages of some sort
Man I wish gmod horror maps werent such dogshit it would be kino as ice cream itself if /utg/ played a gmod horror map that was actually good or really any kind of horror coop game.
>>550221469god, as if "DUDE EINSTEIN LMAO" wasn't bad enough, now it's a fucking fetish.
>>550221602>that voiceGIANTSGIANTSGIANTSBECOME UNSTOPPABLE
To be honest the sense of entrapment is what stuck with me from all those cartoons, I have this nigh-indescribable thing that can be summarized as "blanket you can't get out off, makes you overheat and ornery from the body heat of whoever's trapped in there with you, and grows in softness and surface area until it can envelop every curve of your body. The bed increases in plushness, the blanket does, until you're trapped helplessly as the bed feeds off the sexual energy in some unspecified sense."If this involves the Alley trio and dessriel friends then I usually imagine it as a sentient plush-interior van they're all trapped in that keeps them nourished through supernatural means
>>550221869Shut up Ralsei
IIRC, someone promised to post about "(You) bullying FemKris". He first posted story about female human(with racism against monsters) going into Hometown and talking with MaleKris. Can someone post continuation of it?
I think /utg/ should make an album and anons here get to contribute with covers of songs with the lyrics changed.
>>550221869i just like to crack open a beer and watch a few episodes of a 90s cartoon
Is it bad that the thing I want to see most in the next chapter is how the Tenna-bowl evolves when it drops.
Had a dream where there was like a festivity in my town, and me and my friend where chilling in the park at a table when suddenly I spot Toby Fox not to far. So I try to take a picture of him to post it here but he sees me and starts to approach. Not to be rude, I put my phone away to greet him and talk to him about how much I love his games. Then he just joins me and my friends around town doing stuff.Did Toby reveal chapter 5 to me in my dreams?Also I later dreamed that I was at the mall with my dad and I was buying a deltarune lego set but I didn't know if it was real or a knock off.
Me thinking I'm gonna get a deal on these brand new human air fryers but then the Gator hoe ups the double laser 6000 with tricolor fire on me and genuinely takes me for everything I own
>>550222206I saw someone use a air fryer as a deep fryer, just filled it with oil and I fucking hated it.On I side note I think some of the Pippins should form a red ribbon army type of thing.
>>550222336Next season we find out Susie is from Dinosaur Planet
>>550222362Her bleeding was a hint shes not actually a monster
>>550222081I had a dream (and the only UT/DR related one i've ever had) back in the chapter 2 hype train days that was just a totally normal session of shopping for groceries aside from me coming across rouxls' brand hair gel. i don't remember if i bought it but the container had his colour scheme and it was specifically rated a 4 in strength which if you have shoulder blade length hair like rouxls is enough to smooth over the top and middle of the hair while the bottom flares out much like his hair style. i'm not even a rouxlsfag so i don't know what the fuck that was about
>>550222420Nothing Toby could do with her at this point could compare to Toriyama just randomly deciding the throwaway joke he made all the way back in the Pilaf Saga was what the series was going to be moving forward
>>550222420Noelle is too half-human, I assume
Trundle Pippins with be like Eighter. He's a nice guy at heart who's mistreated by others and has crazy amounts of strength.>>550222491I think that joke was anime only?
>>550222648It's in the Viz Media translation at the very least
>>550222081>>550222457i like hearing about anons' dreams, thank you for posting.i just recalled one of my DR dreams from long ago, the chapter 2 days. i dreamt that some big werewolf guy showed me and some others chapter 3, but it wasn't finished. it was this very retro-y area all in deep blue. sort of like glaceir mixed with swordgame, in retrospect.
So how is Susie going to react to the reveal that she’s not real, in the exact same way that Laner and Ralsei aren’t real? Is she going to take it well?
>>550222592Tenna canonically saw the towers fall.
"Kris Have You Played This Game Called Diner Dash Its Very Fun"yknow I feel like I'm getting WORSE at this the more I do it. Isn't that weird?
>>550221996I call the System of the Down songs
>>550222740guess im wrong then.Trundle would befriend Pizzapants and defend him from muggers and in return Pizza would sneak him some olives from work.
>>550223235this is cute anon, and you definitely arent getting worseif anything that feeling is a good thing because it means youre picking up on errors in your drawings and actually learning.
>>550223379I don't think people on here can scream enough for their music. I was thinking maybe Disney parodies?
Who would be commander red of the pippins army? Would it just default to Fujo?
good morning chat, what's poppin'?
>>550223632numbers come join the red ribbon army equivalent of /utg/
>>550223632Good morning, fren! :)I felt low on energy before my 2nd coffee but I'm A-okay now.
>>550222648>>550223572>>550223718are you the real temfag? i'm not judging you either way but i thought you hated pippinfaggotry
This game is like playing with another man's dick, it really is.
>>550223897I hate how people make them really stupid deviantart invader zim mlp and sonic tier ocs. Im not agains them actually being used for something good compared to just really shitty high school level of fanfic writing by horny virgins.
>>550223718i would join this utg activity, if i was told what it entails.>>550223824glad to hear that fren :Di think i might've slept too much, i suspect i slept more than 12 hours.
Real quality weirdsei porn would have him be bone thin and raping someone. He can either be forcefully taking Kris’ cock or impregnating Susie with his tiny writhing demon spawn. What I’ve seen so far has been most disappointing
>>550223952That is infact what deltarune is
>>550223982were gonna take over the world
>>550221869Foreverily delitized
>>550223979well shit, this is a new development because i thought i was the only one. i honestly preferred when it just used to be just battat and fujo. the only pippins ocs i actually like since then were yippins and the fucked up goner flesh eater one because they weren't just coomerfic shit
>>550224028anorexic kris is sexiest kris
yaoi
>>550224184Don't encourage him
>>550224184Well I havent explained much before what I would like to see in them because almost all pippinslop was just shitty fanfic writing and design or making them super OP without it making sense. Like Trundle is really strong because hes like Quasimodo. If I made a "normal pippins" they wouldnt be very strong to fit in with the rest of the pippins established in deltarunes lore.
>>550224184I dont believe you arent just temfag samefagging because seriously who hasn't seen his walls of pippinshating who cares what temfag does or doesnt like. not exactly a seal of quality
Does anybody have anything(fanfics mostly, but artworks can do too) about relationship between SOUL(us) and FemKris
>>550224408I dont even have a single ramb image saved on my computer because I dont see the appeal of him.
>>550221139isn't one of your biggest fetishes forced vore? how is that any worse than that
>>550224331i'm not autistically opposed to it and don't want to ruin it for everybody, i just liked the simpler days is all
>>550224483I dont like digestion in vore and if its a waifu I really like I cant imagine them in vore without it being consensual vore because then I just feel really bad.
>>550224412Yeah, tons. They’re a dime a dozen.
I was deceived by Joey Drew and now I'm coming after youuuuuuu
>>550224607Who's laughing nowYou thought that you could cut me outBut now the ink is pouring doooown
>>550221389that stupid fucking Dead Space All Deaths Compilation thumbnail will be in the back of my mind for my whole life theres something subtly hilarious about it and i saw it so many times but never cared to click>>550223189how are YOU going to react to the reveal that you're not real?>>550224607i learned about that dumbass simpsons church video too just like an hour ago
i
I... I love colorful clothes she wears
i've been away too long, way too longbut i'm home againlong after i had done, what i'd donewhat's become of themi thought their souls were gone, something's wrongso i'll need to put an end to every one, every one
I notice I get more attention when I draw buff male characters. Very peculiar!
fave hates bendy so much. never has fave seen a concept with such a cool hook be squandered, ruined, so utterly, so badly, to such an embarassing extent
Temfag the Hedgehog
>>550224478its called falseflagging something you obviously know how to do and i feel like the period is also a tell that youre lying
Don't stop, get it, get itPeep how your Fave's in it Steady, watch me navigate(Laughs!) (Laughs!) (Laughs!) (Laughs!) (Laughs!)
>>550225069you can't judge that from a sample size of 1 post, it could always just be a fluke. but you should know this place is swarming with gay furries. keep drawing whatever you think is sexiest or whatever it is that motivates you
>>550225106temfag is one of the most insecure "straight men" I've seen tbdesu. What the fuck do you mean you don't save a character because you "don't see the appeal". This mf is afraid of men
Really stuck on the idea of Catti and Jockington becoming some sort of chimera monster but not sure how it would happen.
>>550224594Can you name best of them?
>>550225207a manticore, of course! including sun mane imagery would be really cool because they're lightners. if you think jockington is friendpilled/foreverially gasterized then their fusion could become a light-dark thing.
>>550225193A sample size of 1 post? I've been posting my drawings for the past like 5 days. You can search "drawing.png" on the archive and see them
I notice I get more attention when I draw ralsei with a very small penis . Very peculiar!
>>550225106Are you really looking at a fucking period to try and see who im not? A fucking period?
I notice I get more attention when I. very peculiar!
Hooman!
>Carol about to grope the boobies
My Little Spammy
>>550225069Attention: There are more forks inside the kitchen than there are cars parked inside the kitchen.
>>550225321i mean 1 girl post. i didnt mention how many men you've done since i don't remember/know. sometimes a post will get more or fewer (you)s than you'd think and it'll end up having nothing to do with the image itself. it could just be there are no queenfags online now and all the swatchbros were online when you posted before. if you're really proud, you could post it again outside of the graveyard hoursgood luck with your endeavors, this is very good for the time spent.
I notice. Very peculiar!
*rotates head*We faves see everything.
>>550225635Well I'm glad someone likes it even though I feel it should be better. I appreciate the kind words. I think this might be the second time in my life I've drawn a female.Whatever shall I draw next? I wonder.
>>550225875Asriel would definitely do that.
* With a special sense of freedom you press the snooze button on the alarm clock.* You are filled with the power of a lazy Monday morning.
>>550215453I read it all, I don't agree with some of your conclusions but it's definitely plausible and well put together. I like your mention of Seamvery nice work anon
>>550225542Rip to this anon
>>550225069What do you usually draw?
I wish Noelle enclosure came to fruition, that way I could treat her the same way she did to those cats. I’m imagining getting all sorts of torture weapons to put her into or picking her up with my mouse and throwing her into spikes. I wish I could make a savefile with dozens of headless noelles. Oh I could burn her, choke her, poison her, suffocate her, CUT HER, EAT HER SHOCK HER SHOOT HER STAB HER CRUSH HER, POP HER, DROWN HER…Oh, you know I’m only joking, right. There’s NO WAY I’d let her DIE! NO SIREE no matter WHAT happens to her!….it’s more fun that way :)
>>550225916I'll never shut up about this.
>>550226161Buff male charactersBut really I just draw whatever seems like a good idea at the time. Like Queen this time around and Frisk last time
>>550225542I shall remember you
>>550223235Cute Queenie
Does anyone else's brains associate specific musical keys really hard with particular colors like E Minor is green as FUCK and it being considered anything else (except greenish blue maybe) would piss me off
>>550226121Why, what's wrong with it? I just thought it was cute
>>550225680
>>550226335The global rules...
>>550226335anon you can't let them out of containment
>>550225775You seem way too out for attention. You should accept that there are much higher level anons here and then you will be happier
fave is going fucking insane i stepped out of my room and in the darkness i hear one of the minecraft zombie gurgle sfx it was my washing machine sloshing water around
>>550226335Ponies have been in total containment for… good lord, how long now?
good morning i love them
>>550226435>>550226447>>550226547Well fuck me I guess
>>550226527That was me in your walls messing with you.
>>550226464Let me live my life, anon >:(
>>550226715just to be sure can you do the one where the zombie goes bruhhhhh
>>550226464Nta but what does wondering what type of art gets the most (You)s have anything to do with the level of the art that's being posted?Art level doesn't guarantee a specific amount of (You)s unless you're the bunfag or painter, everyone else posting their shit is at the mercy of a coin flip of if you posted art at the best time or not
>>550216753Burgerpants role is to pull funny faces for Toby to draw, and to remind you that Mettaton exists Bratty wearing black merch with a pink heart is to remind you that Mettaton exists Mettaknight real
>>550226028Thank you. I try to be open-minded and I'm not too attached to the specifics of my own conclusions since I expect to be wrong about a lot of things. But hopefully I've thought it all through enough to be close, you know?
Pizzapants Berdly swap
>>550226746NTA but it's good advice for your own good. attentionstimmies are quick fun but always put your own artistic interests first.
gaster isn't green because his theme song isn't played in e minor
>>550226770Sure!Creeper hissing noise right behind you.
>>550226323Sounds like synesthesia. I don't experience it myself aside from strongly associating the letter A with the color red.
>>550226903I'm not drawing for the sake of attention, silly. I did it because I wanted to. Compliments are just a nice bonus. Don't be such a worrywart!
>>550226907it will be. it hasn't truly showed up yet>>550226974im fffreakin out man>>550227004good! i look forward to more
>>550226582Artist?? This spamton is the best I've seen in a while.
>>550226983of course A is red, they're the first ones. 1 was purple for me when i was a little kid though. this isnt synesthesia
>>550227160>1 was purple I could understand blue, but purple? Get out of here, you sick fuck.
>>550227068@sh1nana1de
Gaster's theme sounds like it would taste a bit sourI have absolutely no idea why it sounds like this to me it just does
>>550227358it doesnt make sense to me either now but you see children see a deeper level of truth than adultsi had this odd image in my mind of a big 3d purple 1 sitting on a sidewalk/curb in front of a shop, made of cement or plastic or something. i can still see it. i don't know what it was, just something i thought about once and stayed with me. i've never told anyone but i'm glad i held onto this picture, that kind of thing is meaningful to me even if it seems absurd.
My car is frozen. Totally frozen. I can’t even get in. What the fuck? Why would Noelle do this? I’m cold by the way.
>>550226323No but whenever I see specifically Qui-Gon Jinn's green lightsaber I start craving pear ice cream
what the fuck are you freaks talking about. music has no taste, no color it's only sound. the number 1 is just a number it's not red, blue purple or gold.do you all have brain damage?
>>550227598NGMI
>>550227514i hope mine isn't frozen i spent a long time digging it out of the snow yesterday so i wouldn't be trapped
>>550227483something about it is wet. not soggy, but a smooth wetness, like a marble covered in water. it's probably the slight echo it has going on
Fave is like a marble covered in water
>>550227510Alright, I liked your story so I forgive you for being wrong about the color of 1. I enjoy random memories like that.
>>550227704That sounds really accurate to my weirdass sense perceptions of it actually
I can rotate apples and numbers of any color I want in my head
>>550227704like glass in bitter water
>>550227883only apples? i can rotate objects in my head
>>550227598I'm with you on this one, anon. I've seen people experience synesthesia in different ways, but this is certainly a much higher power level.
>>550227598Google "synesthesia"
>>550227452Thanks brother.
>>550227883i can rotate apples and perform positive and negative boolean operations on them many times over to create strange new shapes never before seen or imagined. i can do it with my eyes closed and one arm tied behind my back. i can do it all.
>>550224002when i put something soft in my mouth, like a stress ball, i get a very big desire to bite and chew. i imagine weirdsei would use his teeth either on purpose or on accident on someone
chucked an apple into the far distance in my head hope one of you guys caught it
>>550228184yeah i got it bro thanks
>>550227598>what the fuck are you freaks talking about. music has no taste, no color it's only sound. the WHAT 1 is just a WHAT it's not red, blue purple or gold.>do you all have brain damage?
>>550226323I associate colors with songs. Sometimes listening to one song many colors appear and dance in my minds and create vivid imagery.But that's about it.
>>550226876
>>550227883>I can rotate apples and WHAT of any color I want in my head
>>550226806Mettaton and MewMew seem like really good goner candidates No one knows they exist except Napstablook, they have no purpose or function, the froggit NPC assumes only Napstablook lives there
>>550228878we already knew you have brain damage, numbers.
>>550229054Maddy knows Asgore somehow. I wonder if she visited Napstablook at work at some point. Although that would imply Napstablook has been a cop for longer than Undyne.
>>550229136damage numbers mentioned, i do enjoy those dps numbers go up in my vidyagaems when i level up
>>550227991I hate everyone who claims to have "synaesthesia", it's not special being able to associate numbers with colours, sounds with colours, it's called having an imagination, everyone I have met who claimed to have it have been some of the most unpleasant fuckers I've had the displeasure of meeting, and all because I got shamed by them for saying 3 is green and 7 is blue.
>>550229207He is their next door neighbor, maybe asgore borrowed a cup of sugar from time to time (then ate it because he has no other food in the house)
>>550229368synaesthesia comes with empathy for inanimate objects so it's not all fun I've heard
>>550229554>empathy for inanimate objectsisn't that normal? i think if i showed you a pencil and said that it was called bob and i'd had it a really long time and been a lot of places with it a lot of people would be bothered if i then snapped it in front of them.
>>550229986It's normal but I think they have it really badly Like how with most behaviours of disorders, it's a thing everyone does but it's the severity that makes it a symptom
>>550229554>empathy for inanimate objectsisnt this what deltarune is about
i wonder what a qc dark world would be like mostly because many darkners would be temporary, existing only to be eaten
>>550230148deltarune is about how everything in Tobys childhood was cool
>>550230219Isn't asgore flower world like that too, flowers die in days
>>550230256If Toby's childhood was so cool why did he make a game about a miserable angsty teen?
>>550230367Asgores are explicitly well taken care of
>>5502293683 is definitely green though
post charas
>>550230219There were already darkners for literal water and crackers in the church that get consumed in days.
>>550230874Here's your hooman.
>>550230874That thumbnail looks like Chara opening a bag of weed lol
>>550231023What were the crackers?
>>550229554Clearly they lacked empathy for people lol>>550230756That's exactly what I think but instead they yelled at me for being wrong, I swear the vast majority of people who claim to have it are memorising this stuff online or whatever, it's completely normal to associate certain stuff with each other, it doesn't make anyone special
What are you FAGGOTS playing right now
Where's my Fave? I'm put it right here!
>>550231232The little green guys NPCs that appear in the first sanctuary.
>>550231616Legends ZA dlc
>>550231616nothing
>>550231631One day the Hell prank will be found and it will be glorious.
Put fave here!
The Organikks are actually the wafer guys but with light-blocking masks on btw
Who's the gayest character in undertale and why is it Chara?
>>550225875ough~
>>550232215Dykeara...
I need a fucking haircut but it's too cold outside
>>550231616GET A JOB!!!
>>550232868I just got back from work
>>550232615why are you getting your hair cut outside?
>>550231616I was playing UNBEATABLE last night
>>550233069Well maybe I feel like trying something new every once in a while. Is that a crime
>>550232030is that true?
DAILY reminder that it is december month right now
>>550233649>How rustic our ancestors were. No headdress in sight.>Organikk: A philosopher who studies the ancient words. Their light-blocking mask is said to let them commune deeper with the truth of the dark.
>>550234043gonna smooch this goat
>>550233524no its not. i just think with this weather its not the best time to be trying that. maybe wait until spring
>>550234115not if i smooch him first!!
>>550234083damn i thought they were just the organ pipes. i gotta pay more attention to the lore i guess, i never read any of the profiles in the cafe.
post what you look like in real life, i'll start
What if swap!Spamton suffers a worse fate than getting cleaved because he's way more narcissistic and manipulative than OG Tenna
>>550234479Nice try, CIA
>>550234546whats a worse fate than being abandoned or dying?
>>550234479
There's gonna be some kid whose only memory of Deltarune and what it is will be being fucking terrified at 3 years old of the scary pumpkin screaming YOUR TAKING TOO LONG.
MY DELTAPRUNE
>>550234717violent penis explosion
good morning threadhow is fave doing today_
>>550235153Fave has a cold. :(
>>550235153fave is about to eat early dinner / later lunch, fave is having a good day so far
MY DELTAZOOM
>>550235370YO GASTER GASTER
MY DELTAROOM
>>550235153has started lifting again today
>>550235631Toby is a fucking nasty slob holy shit
My head hurts
>>550235631is that lotions and tissues i see?
>>550235820MY DELTAGOON
>>550235153Fave is having a typical monday.
gote morning lovelies
>>550231693Oh those. I never thought what those might be.
My full name? It's Susie Gaster
>>550235965>>550236043>goatGODS woke up
>>550236043gorning
>>550235820>>550235912hmmm...
gotechad didn't sleep in until the afternoon again we're so back
>>550236153circumcision status: positive
What if Fave had the power to magically restore foreskins?
>>550235631
>>550236336Fave found dead, authorities suspect suicide by 42 bullet wounds on the backsource: the Israeli times
>>550236405the last line is gaster coded gaster is the fucking devil and were in hell deltarune is hell im in hell nobody loves me i also have a fart fetish
>>550236336The ray in question backfired, you are now Marvel's The Thing
>>550236530Alphys would be into that.
Toriel's bedroom dark world features Darkners based on Kris and Asriel's baby teeth and Asriel's foreskin
>>550234083Wonder what the headwear irl is. A biscuit wrapper?
>>550236118"Awaken, my GOAT masters!"
Gwyneth Paltrow injects Baby Asriel Foreskin Serum directly into her face to retain her youth.
>>550235631>>550235820>>550236153it's too hydrate his sensitive wristies
>>550234479This is what olive /utg/ looks like
hey friends :)
>>550236405Remember, -7 in the 9th anniversary stuff is a bad guy who thinks he's a good guy
>>550236903Why does Kris get to keep her foreskin?
>>550237021im already up don't badger me
>>550237195Humans don't have foreskin
>>550237262Toriel…
>>550237262
>>550227058OK I'm done for a while lolI was gonna draw something nsfw of these two, but then I thought about it and realized the vessel with a darkner is weird on many levels and now I'm very conscious about it.
I'm glad I got my foreskin removed, I don't want a cheesy smegma filled dick, unlike you cretins
>>550237021is it gay if i wanna be the sex slave to a goatGOD?
>>550237262TOP TEN COMMON HUMAN MYTHS DEBUNKED
>>550237443>he doesn't wash his dickhe doesn't wash his dick>he doesn't wash his dickhe doesn't wash his dick
>>550237520do you wash your dick? me personally I use dial soap on that thang
what if deltarune is just a coping mechanism for toby's botched circumcision?
>Toriel doing the "stretch out the foreskin and cut it with scissors" life hack on Kris.
>>550237593what’s even the logistics
>>550237586The no.1 cause of penis cancer is bad hygiene
>>550237217>badgerGet GOATed!>>550237461Is it really gay if you don't have a choice?
>>550237586hell yeah I wash it. thoroughly. but I use dove because normal soap is too astringent. only dirty mfs have smegma or think you get it just because you're uncut, and every time I see someone use that as an excuse, I know they aren't washing their cock. dirty.
>>550237360I don't think it's that weird. I wish there was more vessel stuff with characters other than Kris actually.
>Asriel emerges from the darkness of the forest>"Hewwo! I am a skinwalkew. Rawr! X3">Gets shot
>>550237783my body, his rules
>>550237883If my hand wasn't cramping from that last one, I'd do more. 3 hours of coloring is brutal haha...
>>550237732how common is penis cancer?
Help. I'm trying to make a goat OC but at the same time I don't want it to literally look like I'm ripping off Asriel or Toby's other goats. The frick can I do? Best I thought was to change the ear design completely and maybe give them a yellow or reddish tint instead of white fur.
>>550238079literally just change the fur color
>>550237674after he was old enough(late teens) to process what his parents had done to him in his infancy he made a story about teenagers in unfortunate circumstances needing to let go, accept what's done is done and making the best of the hand that was given to them
<3
I love this discussion about succulent clean penis
>>550237986Your body, his cum.
>>550238079Well now if you do an actual goat and not a boss monster, it's not a rip-off. Mimigas are something between goats, cats, and demons.
What if the art and character designs for Undertale and Deltarune were designed by Tim Burton?
>>550238064less than 1% of yearly new cancer cases in the US but more common the poorer the population is
>>550238209extra long papyrus
>>550238252wait penis cancer is real?
>>550238285your dna can fuck up pretty much anything on and in you
>>550238190asriels body, so dreamymy dreams, so goated
His body, my pillow.>*snore*
>>550238209that would just be the beta cut characters from undertale
Chapter 3 my beloved…
It's not easy being cheesy
>>550238547>vampire familywhat
>>550237021A hoomanbro but I got a gote here.
i need sex
>>550238720>MY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK
>>550237149That Susie fursuit makes my eyes bleed >>550238720Ok let's fuck
>>550238206Well technically it's not a pure goat OC as he's meant to have extra human traits for lore reasons, but it helps that I've discovered non-undertale goats can have different looking ears and sometimes even distinct hair.
ASRIEL DREEMUR! I LOOK ONTO THE 4CHUD WEBISTE AND WHAT DO I SEE?! I SEE YOU WHORING YOURSELF OUT TO HUMAN MEN! ASRIEL DREEMURR YOU ARE FUCKING GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED!
>>550238868no we need consensual foreplay and light touching and kissing first
Asriel Dreemurr these are MY HOT ANONYMOUS MEN.You are STEALING FROM YOUR OWN MOTHER.
>>550234717Living in a dumpster, getting yourself beat up for money, rambling like a madman, becoming severely mentally ill with no support and nobody cares about you.
>>550238970>Toriel said calmly
ASRIEL DREEMURR! I AM TAKING YOUR COMPUTER AWAY FROM YOU! YOU ARE NOT WHORING YOURSELF OUT TO HOT HUMAN MEN ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE!....hehe now the computer and the hot human men are all mine! MINE!
>>550239307ue, said Asriel
Hello! Do you want to see a funny face? |:)See? If you tilt your head it looks like a face! Haha!
i wan goot milk
>>550238970Someone recreate this in Go Animate pls>>550239112>equip
selling asriel's milk on grillsbay
>>550239441Sorry, all out
ARIEL DREEMURR! I GO INTO A PUBLIC WEBFISHING GAME AND WHAT DO I SEE! I SEE YOU BEING A HALF NAKED HALF FISH CREATURE! ARIEL DREEMURR FOR THIS CRIME AGAINST THE ANGEL YOU ARE GETTING FUCKING GROUNDED!GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED!
MY CHILD YOU ARE CUTTING INTO MY MILK BUSINESSI AM AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO GIVE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN NOT REFUSE
i love gay manwhores who are a disappointment to their parents
asriel dreemurr my child... did you really remove the caps lock key from my keyboard for this shit you are permanently groundedgrounded grounded grounded grounded grounded
>>550239815it’s nice to love yourself
>>550239815I love you too, anon! mwah~
What does Asriel eat?Does he take supplements?What's his workout routine?
ASRIEL DREEMURR! YOUR PRANK ON MY KEYBOARD FORCED ME TO CONTACT MOTHERFUCKING ASGORE OF ALL PEOPLE TO HELP ME UNPRANK THIS SHIT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW INSULTING IT IS FOR YOUR MOTHER TO HAVE TO BEG ASGORE TO HELP OUT! YOU ARE BEYOND JUST FUCKING GROUNDED! YOU ARE NOW IN A 5TH DIMENSION OF GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED! GROUNDED!
>>550240014apple and soimilk juice and cheerios for breakfastyoga 5 times a week40 mins of jogging every day
>>550240014>What does Asriel eat?Nothing but instant ramen>Does he take supplements?No>What's his workout routine?He doesn't even walk to class, he takes the bus
mom please stop posting... you're embarrasing me, i will not even dignify your posts with any (You)s
>>550240289>:)
>>550240289ASRIEL BITCH FUCK DREEMURR! YOU ARE GETTING THROWN THE FUCK OUT! FUCK THIS! I'M SENDING YOU TO COLLEGE! MAYBE THAT WILL FIX YOU INTO A NORMAL FUCKING GOAT! ANGEL PRESERVE ME!
Son, turn off the computer.
Asriel is just using college to draw porn!
>>550240660>:l
hello mom, i'm back from college now! i made alot of friends over there, so i wanna thank you for sending me. i am not so sure what made all the humans so friendly to me though
Asriel canonically looks like Ralsei but vanilla.
Asgore is the kind of guy who campaigned hard for Al Gore
>>550240682>Kris was traumatized in the Bunker by all the porn that Asriel stored there>Asriel decided to skip town immediately after before anyone found out
I am excited for when Asriel finally returns from college and all of his pent up anger at Kris bubbles to the surface
>>550237360Cuteee
>>550240949Asriel returns radicalized and anti-human
>>550240949>"Howdy everyone! I'm home!">immediate right cross to Kris' left cheek
If you had to choose between your mom dying or toby fox dying who would you choose?
>>550237360we're all weird here, it's okay
sleepykinq > toby fox
>>550241286kraut…
I hate cooking breakfast in the winter the kitchen is so colllllldddddd arrrggghhhhh i’m snowgravy
>>550241286Toby Fox obviously
>>550241050Completely deserved
>>550241286I love toby but I love my mother more
>>550241482you need some slippers
>>550241482mornings are rough when the nights are like 10 degrees or less around here
I had a dream I was on youtube and saw cracked pippins on the front page. it was a video of the inside of a fighter jet with cracked edited in piloting it. For some reason it was the bloodshot eyed cracked from this image. The video had 3 million views. The rest of the dream was me spending an hour trying to save a screenshot of the video to post it hereThat was the whole dream, why do I have to have boring dreams when I could have dreamt about having a threesome undyne and alphys
>>550242062Holy shit... OC Pippins confirmed for Ace Combat...
>>550242062>cracked was draftedthose sick FUCKS
>>550241676damn isaac fucked THAT?
>>550242351That's how he lost his legs....it all makes sense nowI can't believe Tenna would send his workers to war
>>550242062>The rest of the dream was me spending an hour trying to save a screenshot of the video to post it herelmao literally why is that always the way it goes? Last night I dreamt I was at a free bin of tchotchkes in this fancy hotel and spend the ENTIRE time trying to find the right pink dice but they were always too glittery or not the right color or size or didn't have a keychain thing. By the end of it I was getting really pissed off, plus the contents of the bin kept subtly changing. I eventually collected a pink dice keychain, a green one, and a purple one, with the satisfaction that I could show you guys here, but was then roped into something I can't remember >:/
>>550242423Isaac had a hard basement life
>>550242558>spend the ENTIRE time trying to find the right pink dice but they were always too glittery or not the right color or sizeIt's confirmed. Pippins dreams are always cursed to be infuriating. Must be the work of some witches and warlocks in the general
>Sorcerer>Wizard>WarlockI dunno which class to choose ;_;
>>550243717every /utg/er can only choose one. personally I have been a warlock for three years but I'm thinking of changing my thread class to a wizard. Sorcerer is the most beginner friendly one for those without a thread class yet
>>550243717Witch
Noelle meeting Ralsei be like:>Oh thank god. My sister's gay boyfriend is here to help me fight off all these fetuses.
>>550243965yeah that’s the question which one
>there are anons in here who genuinely chose their thread class to be wizardI'm leaving
i prefer druids
>>550244023>abortion clinic Dark World
y’all sleeping on summoners
>>550244169go back to /pvz/ general. Druids aren't allowed in /utg/
>>550225875gaster would definitely do that
I can’t use magic naturally but I like to snort crushed glowing gemstones to get a temporary stat boost
i choose summoner
>>550244279there’s a pvz general
As an long-time alphysfag I obviously decided my class had to be alchemist>>550244419Anon...you're supposed to be infusing them into your weapons>>550244497(no clue, theres a general for everything if you look hard enough across all of 4chan)
I need to rail coke off of ralsei/asriel's naked body
>>550244419wowie just like the man outside my local convenience store
My class? Gadabout
okay, but we can all admit that sleepykinq is better than toby fox
Let's just use Occam's Razor and accept the obvious.Ralsei is probably just Asriel who wants to larp as a wizard and got lost looking for his evil girlfriend.Kris is just trying to pretend he's not because that would mean explaining where all that tuition money Kris embezzled went.
>>550243952I took enough levels in each thread class so now I just play Freelancer
I don't care what anyone says, Kris will never be Frisk in the same way Walter will never be on Gus level.
I confess, I’ve never watched Breaking Bad
>>550245192I haven't watched pretty much any major television series from the past 2 decades.
>>550245192i reject the slop
my parents got me circumcised. i dont really care snd im pretty sure it stopped me from acquiring any of the smegma or stench fetishes people tend to get, so thars nice i guess. does foreskin really make much of a difference to yall?something something said fave idk. would fave's parents circumcise them
>>550245192same
>>550245343>i need to cut my cock otherwise, i cannot be trusted to stay clean enough to not smell like a fish marketpeak logic, cut-cock apologist.
why did so many horrible tragedies happen this weekend
>>550238285*record scratch sfx*When the memes become real...
>>550245571fun fact: suicides spike in late december.
Well I binged some yummies yesterday so today I have be in the cuckcage but i am not pooping out the same volume i ate so maybe two days of fasting since everything stayed in me
>>550245574I'm kinda shocked that at least three other anons here haven't seen it, I thought we were all nerds here.
>>550245192The only series I've watched to the end in my life, honestly worth it.
>>550245487no im the kind of person who'd clean either way but id imagine its more likely for someone with foreskin to get one of those fetishes. i dunno having it vs not having it always felt like a minor thing to me. basically im asking does it make any other kind of significant difference
>>550245192It's a good watch, but these days? You can skip to Better Call Saul, it's like they learned all the lessons from the slop formula and threw the slopxaway and actually made a show but it's directly connected there will be stuff and characters that will spoil Breaking Bad
>>550245854I figure at least a fraction of people here have a one-track mind when it comes to media. I know I kinda do.
Fave makes a bucketlist of media to consume but it just keeps expanding because they don’t actually get around to the stuff on the list
>>550245670that makes sense but I'm referring to the opposite of suicides that happened this weekend
Oy vey, how could I forget.
There is only one Fave on my Favelist.>Asriel>Asriel>Asriel>Asriel>Asriel
>>550245192It's good but BCS is better in everyway even if Breaking Bad kinda drags down BCS by the end of it.
>>550245487>kraut is talking about cock again
>>550246627it’s funny thats when he wakes up
>>550245574It's highly rated because it's pure predictable made for TV schlock and most people only watch series for entertainment and nothing else, which there's nothing wrong with, but it's still true. You should watch the X-files episodes Vince Gilligan worked on. Dreamland as a piece of fiction is miles ahead of any episode I've ever seen from Breaking Bad, and I watched every season
>>550244924Good. There's a reason Walter is the main character while Gus is not.
>>550246353and asriel
>>550245192It's a great show but at the same time, oh my god it's so fucking slow I don't think it was worth the sheer amount of hours spent at the end
>>550246669it's 17:00, i already sat down doing my circuit logic s.
y'all fw Pluribus?
>kraut sucking off the smegma off my dick with his mouth
>>550246743I remember binging it back in my university days, I'd end up watching 3 or 4 episodes per day, pretty much the perfect amount.
>>550246793Can you ask this again but less retardedly
>>550246849Erm, excheese me???
The bonfire of all Dessriel art after we find out he hates her guts
>>550245192i watched it when i was in high school and it persuaded me to be a chem major in college, sadly i never got to make meth though
>>550246950Greetings my fellow esteemed internet interlocutors, mayhaps have you engaged with the currently releasing episodic television series "Pluribus"?
You guys unironically watched breaking bad?
>>550246679What do you have against gay Latinos?
>>550246965I can't wait for them to get some actual presence in the game, the Mary Sue personalities the fandom gives them 9 times out of 10 are really boring.
>>550246964you scare me.
>>550247089i care deeply for the TV show called "plural bussy" starring asriel dreemurr from the popular game of undertale
>>550246938I watched all of Season 4 in one afternoon and it kind of broke me. I don't think I can ever binge a show like that ever again.
>>550247260How do you have more than one bussy?
The soprenis is a much better show anyway
Asriel is the little scrunkly nerd type who scores the super hot chick 4 times his size.
>>550246917*shots being heard firing*H-hey! LOST was fun as speculationslop! Rewatching some eps man you can tell when the writers were like "Ok now we need THIS for the drama" I earned my Theory Composition PhD sharing theory proposals back when it aired, we wait 5 years for stuff in Deltarune, Lost was new speculationslop clues every week there were so many ideas for the smoke monster
>>550247416he's just built different
>kraut entering /utg/ explicitly when cock is mentioned
>>550247468The difference between undertale and deltarune isn't that the monsters are on the surface now, it's that in undertale Asriel was a gay british boy while in deltarune he's a straight american.
>>550247528He is a freak of nature
>>550247571kraut i will now adopt this vegeta gif as your thread entrance aura
>>550247164I mean, he was a good character that served his role well, but if Breaking Bad was centered around him, it'd have a lot of dead air because of how the character is played. It's a personal thing I guess, but for me a lot of these unflappable hyper-stoic characters blend together. Even in videogames it kinda got old after the new Doom.
>>550247690Fuck no it's not. I'm a certified The Wire disliker
>>550239185>and nobody cares about youNot true, I care about him.
>>550247768You don't like The Wire? Why not?
>>550247798yeah nobody
>>550247314Oh yeah, one of the reasons I rarely ever watch episodic stuff is because I always have an urge to consume everything in one sitting, and it gets hard to measure out the amount that's actually fun to watch.
>>550247661>british>says "HOWDY!"
>>550247661Asriel was straight in Undertale, though.
community gang where we at
goat gang where we at
gang gang where we at
>>550247890I have a name, you know. Anonymous. John Anonymous.
I haven’t watched any of these shows you guys are talking about is it over?
brap gang where we at
>>550247863It's been a really long time since I tried to watch it but I don't like the characters and I could not care less about whatever monotonous police work the characters have to spend the next 5 hours of screen time doing>>550248009It's a tough existence, mang
>>550248125Represent
>>550248191it's joever
>>550247992While playing it I gave him a British accent because he was literally a royal prince, same with the rest of the dreemurrs, it was only when deltarune came out that I stopped seeing it that way but even then, I still do it to differentiate the two games.
>>550248081present
>>550245854How is it nerdy to watch it if it's a mainstream show everyone watched
Undertale/Deltarune are such american-core games I find it absurd to even consider giving any of the main characters foreign accents like that
>>550248457Ralsei says british words, though.
Summer Camp Island gang where ... never mind
My headcanon version of Dess>no friends other than Asriel who was somewhat "forced" to hang out with her>tried to be cool but only Kris and Noelle actually thought she was cool>Carol was indulgent with her (and Noelle) and only developed her harsh attitude towards Noelle after Dess disappeared>burned through a bunch of sports, musical, and outdoorsy hobbies because she couldn't find anything she was passionate about>all of that equipment was expensive but Carol and Rudy were happy to spoil her>eventually got really into playing the guitar but no one wanted to join her band>not even Pizzapants
>>550248457Toby literally thought about giving Undyne a british accent
fave has masturbated twice today and its not even noon
>>550248283he be ballin'
>>550248561Well, he's wrong
im not much of a tv guy but i have been watching severance with my family recently and its been a good time
>>550248563otherfave is conisdering masturbating their 2nd time for today, otherfave feels like they are always one step behind of fave.
>>550248520Ralsei pretends to be British because he thinks it makes him sound smart
The goat pastures...Where my hundreds of naked goats frolic and bound about...
>>550248191Don't worry. 70% of breaking bad shitposters haven't watched the show. You're not missing anything.
>>550248730I have never wanted to beat a likable main character's head in more than seeing what Mark does in the S2 finale
>>550248462I watched so much Law and Order that my pattern recognition skills went into overdrive every time I saw a black guy because there are only 5 ways the writers handler black people. So like half the time you saw a black character it was most likely a gun or a drug episode. I like to imagine these pattern recognition skills will save my life one day but no, it was probably just a big waste of time
>>550246671cute image
>>550248785me>conisderingESL momento, fuck my chud life
That's it, sleepkinq is going in the filter
>>550248191The majority of people don't actually watch shows anymore, they watch one minute recaps on Tiktok and Youtube Shorts with an AI voiceover summarizing what happened in the episode
>>550248560Pretty close to my idea of her, the difference being that>Dess loved Asriel but was also envious of his talents, which drove a wedge between them when she became a tryhard>despite being mostly good to Noelle, she would occasionally be borderline abusive to her and Kris (the type to pretend to leave a child alone in a dark place for shits and giggles and return when they start crying), and Noelle simply repressed it>a lot of her frustration was related to being stuck in Hometown, since Carol was a control freak even in her best days
>>550248730Just don't make the mistake of giving a fuck about the show or the story or any of the characters after season 1
>>550248543I think the artstyle of the show is cute. I only watched 2 episodes of it though but from what I saw it was really good
Britain is just proto-American anyway
>>550249082this is why there are so many morons complaining that pluribus is "too slow", because they can't handle something without epic CGI instagram edit moments and one-liners every 10 seconds
only faves from british are going to get these jokes
>>550248560girlfailure dess is both more realistic and more compelling than punk "cool-has-her-shit-together-with-the-aesthetic-of-not" thing most of the fandom wants. also, in this interpretation she's a "lost girl" in another way.
>>550248241The further the series goes along the less it focused on police work though. Even the first season had the drug trade stuff to counterbalance it and then each season after that expanded the show give you more of an overview of the entire city.
>>550249136I'm having a hard time picturing reasons for Dess to have been rebellious that don't revolve being a spoiled brat
>>550249136Those are all sensible and interesting headcanons, I might incorporate those into mine. I like her being kind of a scummy burnout.
>>550249302>Britain is proto-american>Undertale is proto-deltarune>Undertale = BritainPlus there's literally a royal family in undertale...
>>550249428https://youtu.be/1n4GGXve9tw
>>550249618The Dreemurs are definitely British-coded and nothing will convince me otherwise.
>>550249501there is a reason most far left ideologies grow in university. she'd have like white apologism or whatever its called. "oh im so sorry my ancestors abused your ancestors, I should be the poor one and YOU should be the wealthy one"_
>>550249428>from britishwhat
>>550249468For girlfailure Dess to work, we need enough of that Toby sauce to give her flaws that at least justify why other people wouldn't see her positively. Maybe she was actually really obnoxious to the other teens her age. Maybe she was really stubborn and had awful dangerous ideas and didn't understand why people would disagree, or she had a poor personality reacting negatively towards things too much. Basically I want her to be flawed but not in an overly vague and apologetic manner like Chara was
>Asriel screaming as Undyne and Papyrus hogtie him and throw him into a burlap sack because Frisk told them they would become Royal Paladins if they did it.
>>550249179I'm glad you enjoyed it and gave it an honest try. I have a hard time recommending it to ordinary people since it's so by the numbers and easy going. But if you are into it then I think you would like the rest of the series also. It's consistently good through out the whole series>>550249393I like it because it's KINO and ENTERTAINING AND HAS FUNNY CHARACTERS
>>550249608Her wife and basically every other person on earth just died and the only normal people left are constantly rejecting her efforts for connection
>>550249501Being tied to the family home would definitely make someone like Dess bitter inside. Imagine Asriel announcing to her that he was gonna go to college in another city while she was still stuck in the old swamp because of her mother's worries. My version of Dess is hardly an angel, but she'd be half-justified for going nuclear in such a scenario.
European history sounds interesting but history as a subject in general is full of shitflinging schizos all running their own narratives so I immediately lose interest
>>550249856>Toby sauce to give her flaws that at least justify why other people wouldn't see her positivelyShe hit Kris with a wiffle bat. She has drugs in her room. She can't seem to commit to anything (all the different instruments). She broke Toriel's rules in her house. She clearly had flaws.
would you still love your favorite character if they had an ESL momento on the 4chud website
>>550249765go on denshow us ur fave
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>>550248561Fuckin source? I always saw Mettaton as British, he's a David bowie homage and produced in the era where all Tumblr sexyman were British
>>550250058nyo~
>>550248563I dont remember posting this
>>550249608I forget Rick and Morty is still ongoing I haven't watched since the Rick Prime stuff
