Previous: >>550215502>NewsVersion 2.5 livestream will begin on December 19 at 19:30 (UTC+8)TGA 2025 Special Videohttps://youtu.be/X-g1N9mNjzsAgent Record | Ye Shunguanghttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/42397862Agent Record | Zhaohttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/42343300Version 2.4 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/hMZVmJ8ZGto>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/-GaV5ouXOOw (EN)https://youtu.be/8kZFOqOY6kU (JP)https://youtu.be/e0LoXFGJjSU (EN)https://youtu.be/2NKK6Mg27XI (JP)https://youtu.be/OosW5OpDSB0 (EN)https://youtu.be/-2G_7DNRcFM (JP)>Upcoming Events for 2.4https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/161086All-New Program 11/25 - 12/29"En-Nah" Chess Saga 11/25 - 12/29Neo Golden Mecha 11/28 - 12/29Lightstream Notes 12/03 - 12/29Simulated Sequence Showdown 12/08 - 12/29Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 12/11 - 12/16"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 12/17 - 12/29100% Miss Bunny 12/17 - 12/29Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 12/24 - 12/29>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ24KRAMPUSDialyn1125>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
Thank you. Anby love!
>>550234152Chinese women love
Fufu is here!!
China should round up all the undesirables (Indian, Arab, Hispanic, blacks) and send them to death camps. Or that’s at least what belle from Zenless Zone Zero told me….
Is @Sumding also known as Horsepedo aka wormanofag going to post pizza and scat again after noticing players would rather run Dialyn/Evelyn/Astra and Fufu/Yixuan/Lucia teams instead of running wormano in their DA clears?
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>550234202why did they make this bitch so strong
>>550234359I dont
>>550234202this
>>550234227SEAkeks really thing they are above the others LMEOW
For me, it's the bird.
>>550234202>>550234223>>550234486The only Chinese women to grace my accounts shall be Lolis.Amen.
China is good because they make America look even more pathetic
>>550234401She is not strong, she makes anyone strong. Period.
>>550234685Have yourself a bing chilling, Zhao
So we'll find out if Zhao is free in the livestream in a few days. Surely she will be free.
we are here>>550233216>>550233216>>550233216
Do you think Caesar will ever receive some kind of buff, or will she be forgotten as the Defender class she is?
>>550234832I dunno, but she should.
>>550234832i'm sure she will get them next round but that might be 3.0 or later
>>550234828Fuck off
>>550234828snra
>>550234832Oh my god we need more American women who looks like this. Release this as a Caesar skin and I'll whale
>>550234832How would you even buff her? An ability to combo with perfect assists? Wrestling moves?
>>550234828This is kind of funny
>>550234828I'm sure you are. We're here, you stay there.
>>550234996You want literal AI slop in this game?
>>550235054Buff the shield and make it party wide and buff ULT that's all she needs
Why did we even need a sumting Wong ass region when we have Zhu Yuan and Qingyi? They were the best Chinese characters and then they ruined it with the CHING CHONG ME WISE AND LIKE TO EAT BAT SOUP.
>>550235096All Chinese products are AI slop now, get with the times old man
>>550235054For one, make her buff for everyone instead of active.
So Zhao isn't free, right? The beta ended and we still have no assets for her being free like we did for Harumasa. Plus Astra is rerunning in the same patch and it's really weird for Zhao and Astra to run at the same time when they essentially do the same thing
>>550234832Caesar has huge boobs already but this is a bit much
>>550234814Open that wallet.
My wives
Can’t wait for January>Endfield release>Hytale early access dropsI will finally be able to abandon this slop of game…
>>550235212Not using her even if she is so idc
They should do a DPS defender that consume those yellow ressources to power up their attacks.>>550235054New moves that boost her shield.
>>550235237hmm nyo
>>550235357Don’t go to the better game! We’ll give you 5 polychromes as a reward (that’s a lot, just like when we ruined dubbed voices and only gave 100)
>>550235279God I wish that were me
>>550235405>Caesar with abs>Instead of a cute squishable tummyShit taste.
>>550235357You know you can just stop now right>>550235405These are nice in the other pic they almost reach her abdomen
I love my bnuuy wife
>>550235405Cringe homo shit>>550235513Based real woman
>>550235513hmmmmmmnyo
>>550234814I'm going to be very sad if she isn't free. I told all my friends and my mom she would be free...
>>550234832This is nice>>550235405This is transbian art.
>>550235583Nice woman next to a muscular she-hulk troon
>>550235357I thought Riot killed Hytale?
Has there been any news on the voice acting for the current main story?
>>550234832>>550234923>>550235513>>550235583Aryan>>550235405Browny troony
>>550235584How did that rumor even start? Did a leaker say she was free? Or is it because Harumasa was free the previous year?
>>550235513Not every woman needs to be obese
>>550235714>he doesn't appreciate a nice amazonian buff womanmite b gay
>>550235819First non-homo Banyue post, finally a white Banyue poster.
>>550235854The former.
>>550235780Wait till the livestream>>550235854Leaker who said the same about fraudmasa and dripped first
>>550235860I wouldn't call that obese, but Ceasar should have muscle definition.
>>550235854Yes to both. People assumed initially she would be because of her placement before VH, then a leaker "confirmed" it. We'll find out soon anyway.
>>550235860>>550235865Roided women look like men, thus gay. I like slim women who have SOME fat as all women have more fat than men. Not obese, mind you, but at least a jogger level. I’m the straightest man to exist, so it’s just facts.
>>550235968>Ceasar should have muscle definition.Said who?
>>550235854The leaker behind the free leak has never been wrong before so we're assuming its still true.The only counterargument is no info (we didn't get harumasa till this late either)and some troll saying because she's getting buffed and not weak she cant be free
>>550236083The lore and her design. She's the strongest.
>>550235968Lucy can parry the Dead End Butcher and Sobek while looking like that, and all the VHs probably have BMI under 20. Fuck off with "muh realism"
>>550235054Her ult should actually do something
>>550235968Objectively incorrect.
>>550236083>Muscle definition on woman badYour post reeks of insecurity
>>550235753guy who owned the original server bought it back with the original devs
>>550236138I'm not saying she shoud look like Marisa, but she definitely should look like she weighs more than her armor.
This is already my most rewatched ZZZ EP yet.Holy fvark guys, seriously how did they do it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GaV5ouXOOw
>>550236221How all women should be, only Reddit troons like roided women who look identical to men.
This is chinese-gaze waifu collector, not gweilo-watch, you rike?
>>550236221I use a mod to make her arm slightly wider and that's it
>>550236127Again is carrying a giant weapon, should she be muscled?>>550236223You want to fuck a guy
>>550236294I want everyone to unironically tell me this doesn’t look like a man with a wig on.
Any anomalyfag can tell me your the Burnice buff is looking I'm gonna pull her when she reruns
>>550235854Leaker said so. That's it. It's pretty telling that he was wrong considering we STILL don't have any assets like we did for Harumasa despite the beta being finished
>>550236310wrong, we know that the western audience is a main portion of /zzz/ revenue.gweilo game get used to our tastes needing to be pandered to
>>550236307
>>550236461Second time someone said this is it even true?
Fire of lake, lake of fireDancing flames growing higher and higherEchoes of legends, whispers of loreAt the heart of the wild, we're craving for moreBadlands, sweetlandsIt's in the grip of fortune's fickle handsYearning for the thrills, hearts afire, spirits unchainedIt's in the tales of sorrow, etched in the sandThrough the dust, through the nightAin't nobody could ride like Johnny the KnifeThrough the dust, through the nightAin't nobody could ride like Johnny the KnifeDive, dive, diveFire of lake, lake of fireDancing flames growing higher and higherBadlands, sweetlandsIt's in the grip of fortune's fickle handsYearning for the thrillsIt's in the tales of sorrow, etched in the sandThrough the dust, through the nightAin't nobody could ride like Johnny the KnifeThrough the dust, through the nightAin't nobody could ride like Johnny the KnifeBreaking through the storm, facing the strifeDeep inside the land where wild winds cryRace against the hardest fate on the sun-baked trailSun-baked trail, that sun-baked trailThrough the dust, through the nightAin't nobody could ride like Johnny the KnifeThrough the dust, through the nightAin't nobody could ride like Johnny the KnifeThrough the dust, through the nightAin't nobody could ride like Johnny the KnifeThrough the dust, through the nightAin't nobody could ride like Johnny the KnifeDive, dive, dive
>>550236310Chinese women are hot and you can't gaslight me into thinking otherwise.
>Caesar hours are also insecure twink muscle definition hoursI would almost say it's too hilarious to be real
why do I get FPS drops the first time I load a new map each day?
Do Hugo and Lycaon have any voicelines when you play them together? Seems like a waste to only give him ones with Vivian (not that I expect anyone here to even have Hugo and know the answer to this)
>>550236050Fat only allowed in thighs, ass and tits, anywhere else it looks bad
>dicklets can't handle a nice tall or strong woman without thinking about trainspottery, whats wrong, afraid of a little WOMAN
Sorry tranny, it's basic biology, testo = muscles = male. You can compensate your hypogonadism in gweilo-designed games.
I still don't get how to play Banyue well lmao I just button mash and it werks
>>550236567This was 10 times more kino than 'I come alive'
>>550236563Leaker who said it has never been wrong, the second part of his message is true for Zhao too, we've had the same ammount of leaks.
>>550236306very cool, thanks for posting it anon, had missed it completely
>>550236645That’s what I’m saying, that’s all fine, but a roided out “””woman””” with no boobs because she used too much testosterone to pretend to be a man who will overpower her ugly ass anyway.
>>550236639Even Manato and Yuzuha have voice lines together, the last vestige of sovl in ZZZ I'm still pissed that Alice and Lucy don't have voice lines for switchinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeHEh8IKxQI
>>550236639Yeah they do
>>550236563This is the asset we got for Harumasa and it's because of this that we knew for certain that he was free. There is absolutely nothing like this in the beta for Zhao
Soon but with Zhao
Ju Fatfuck
>>550236753>>550236909Sorry bwos I was talking about >the beta being finished
>>550236634Cache is not ready or algo.>>550236909They can just choose to not load it in the beta?
>>550236952NYOO
>abs are now "roided out"
This has to be some kind of twitter troon raid, no shot a little muscle definition on a woman is this much a turn off for anons here>Inb4 that pic ITTHyperbole, a woman can have muscle and still look conventionaly attractive unless you're in the closet
>>550237078>im gay for men Bro, we’ll find the cure one day, I promise
>>550236846>They have voice lines for each other >Plays in jap so you can't even understand what they're sayingThis is why English is king
Ganyu's cute
>>550237067>Cache is not ready or algo.shouldn't it be an one time thing?
>>550237029There's no update this week and we've already had 5 versions of betas. All that's left is the CC server so yes, the beta is finished
thick sexy loli cunny.....................
>>550236792True
>>550237078shifu wouldn't roid
Komano love!>>550232736Even I don't dare to interject in /pol/ discourse.
>>550237124I'm just so fatphobic that I will not take any chances.
>>550237078>>550236050>>550236307>>550236792Reminder that only brown gooner trooncels love moeblob tranime women with giant heads and eyes and massive tits so they can jerk itA woman with an inch of chin? Immediately a man and thats somehow homosexual because brown societies are so low T they themselves are feminine looking and they hate it
>>550236667Who the fuck want a “tall and strong” woman when you can have small and submissive one?
>>550237216If so I'm happy the 50% dmg buff to s-Anby stayed but I'm sad Burnice will never have aftershocks now ;(
>>550237067Yet they put Harumasa in the 1.4 beta? There's no reason to hide Zhao if she was free when we already have the precedent with Harumasa
>>550237323Me gay nigga
>>550234086Managed to get 130 tapes before Shungus drops. When I buy the two top ups I'll be getting her AND Zhao's balls. I'm so based. Oh Banyue skipped btw
>>550237230True
>>550237295Huge melt
>>550237330She would be straight up better than Vivian in every way except element if she had them. Can't have that. They would pipebomb the offices otherwise.
>550237078Read before trying to bait or you will embarrass yourself as a homo. The BF ranges to see ab definition in females are not healthy. Go LARP on /fit /and see how they react>>550237215Maybe your gpu is cache'ing every time? It happens to me as well on the first clear of mats, it lags like 3 secs at the start and doesnt happen again for the next 2 clears. >550237295Low testo male melty, get TRT
>>550237295Imagine being this mad at cute girls lmao
Caesar is the ugliest ZZZ. I'm just saying
>You're gay if you want an agent that looks like thisYeah I don't buy it
>>550237084I don't even like muscular women and still with ZZZ gave them some fucking shape, arms have curves they're not sticks.Also when are we gonna see a toned midriff, can't believe Wuwa beat us to it
>>550234086Flop incel game LMAO
>>550237492No, that's Piper
>>550237072Chowaiyo!
>>550237456Meant for >>550237078Meant for >>550237295Sorry, I'm shy
Tranny MAD
>>550237295Holy gay, also some people (me) like small chested women (not kids)
>>550237449>Buffs character>Don't make it better than one that's been out for 8 months>New character comes out and powercreeps bothWtf is the point of buffs then if characters will continue being worse than the new alternatives don't even bother buffing them at that point
>killed SEED>Banyue nerfed to hell>Yutane permanent human formRobros.....
>>550237635Makes them usable and it's fine. My year old favourite doesn't have to be SSS tier, I just want to use them.
okay but rudeus greyrat is literally me unironically
>>550237608What causes this
>>550237493This is what a Redditor gets turned on by and then melts down over normal women…
>>550237178>He can't understand basic level Japanese
What's this I'm hearing about an hour long stream the ZZZ devs did on Billibilli apologizing for how bad they fucked up season 2
>>550237752Being a mentally ill projecting brown cuck
Not even worth replying to your foolish post
>>550237695Makes them usable at release Let's not forget Ellen is still really mediocre even after her buff
>>550237295Get Neku OUT of there.
>>550237868Burnice was incredibly stronk when she came out. Ellen is definitely usable right now. +30k DA usable.
>>550237295big true, browns can't handle anything that isnt a tiny anime uwu girlbig women, chubby chunky ladies are for alpha males
Bros, I think I need some feminine women posts to help me get over this guys obsession with women built like men
It's always EU and early NA hours that are like this
>>550237295Wisepags aren't gonna like this TRVKE
>>550237456>Maybe your gpu is cache'ing every time?I guess. before it was just once on every new patch but now it is a daily thing.
>>550237980This is peak SEA hours
>>550237965say no more
>>550237965
>>550237230I'm saying this often and demanding it NOW
>>550237946>big true, browns can't handle anything that isnt a tiny anime uwu girlExplains why whitoid kids are getting groomed and raped in the based west
>faggot having a meltdown because straight men don't care for roided out women.
>>550238103rape is an eastern construct by browns, our troons are brown or jewish
Wait if the beta is over where are the chromosomes count predictions? Or are they calculated in some other way
>>550238053>>550238083Much better to my eyes
>>550237230MANY are saying this
So is there a ranking on the most emotional and saddest agent story?
Walking into a room full of Zengirls all wearing flip-flops and trying not to look at their smelly exposed girlfeets challenge (Impossible)
As is well know you can ONLY have a woman built like a stick that breaks from one thrust too hard, or a roided out monsterThere is ZERO inbetween
>>550237230I look like this
>>550238191
>>550237980>posts the woman browns love the mostwhat did you mean by this paki?
>>550238229Harumasa > Seed > SAnby >>>> Everyone else
>even normalfags dislike not-china arc2.x will be looked back as the darkest moments of this game. But just as a phoenix rises from its ashes, so to will ZZZ recover and go back to its roots!!!
>>550237493I can only imagine how deep into porn addiction and garbage shit tier fetishes you'd have to be to get turned on by disgusting slop like this.It's beyond straight vs gay arguments
>>550238287Pretty much canon Miyabi physique, aka looking straight out of auschwitz
>>550238229Harumasa>Lighter>Foids.
>>550238290I'd tell you to take meds but i doubt an urchin knows what those are
>>550238307The taco country is so funny. Why are the browns there much better than the asian browns?
>>550238337What will be the cope when revenue will keep declining
>>550238432They have better food as well
>>550238337Every social media platform I look at is like this. No one... and I mean NO ONE... liked Waifei.
>>550238432The Spanish influence
>>550238290True, but there are at least 2 huge things and one bird thing to like about Yixuan.
>>550238287Peak female form
>>550236307Nobody said roided you disingenuous retard. Normal people that aren't addicted to porn and obsessed with trannies (like You) want her arms to not be pool noodles. That's it. A slight amount of fat and muscle.Kill yourself braindead coomer.
>>550238307Adorable
>>550238287I want head from the Hoshimi family
>>550238432>Curi impact>funnyYou probably think Simpsons and family guy is still the funniest shit ever made, senor
>>550238432They're both garbage.
>>550238432I don't know. Spicks are funny as fuck. I don't think I've ever seen a funny chink.
>>550238649Keep coping homo, you kept posting roided out Caesar, little muscle my ass, you lying faggot.
>>550238679Yes
>>550238751Canon.
>>550238432They're white without sunlight, labia can still be pink Asian browns stay brown no matter how much vitamin D they lack
>>550238751Why are her knees blushingThe fuck
>>550238679I do seek some family guy funny moments here and there, yes.
>>550238432South Americans and Mutts are closer to each other in ways people are not ready to admit, but that's /pol/ territory if we go any further
>>550238679I do think curi impact is funny bro.
Thank you Songtao for expositioning all over me in very natural way!
>>550238892>that's /pol/ territoryAnd this is a /pol/ thread
>>550238892>Americans are heckin mixed like the South Americans Dilate, we aren’t all goblinos that are half black and half Hispanic. Also, we have white only areas (trade secret)
>>550238998
>>550238771>"Keep coping">Says the faggot that automatically assumes I made posts about CaesarKWAB!!
>>550239102YOU LOVE MEN!!!!! I like women, you like men, it’s that simple.
>>550239032Despite what it seems this isn't /gachasales/, /wuwag/, /hrtg/ or even /gig/.It's /zzz/
>>550239093It's like a bangboo talking
>>550239171If you're not gonna disprove my original statement then shut your cracker ass up
Cutehari Murphy
I'm excited to throw a 10 pull at Ellen's banner so I can walk around as her
>>550239362I’m gonna crack this whip over you, boy! No slave of mine is gonna be some gay faggot!
>>550239439Good luck on your endeavor. Personally I will be going for M3, since there's nothing worth pulling in the future except YSG
>>550238432europeans had alot of influence on south america as well as america that's why they ended up better than SEA/China browns
>>550239567Good luck to you too
>>550239567Uhmmm, you're going to pull Banyue, right?
>>550236863Neat and sovlfvl.
>>550236771Nice I will keep posting it then to make sure everyone sees it
>>550239683No.. The combos don't feel like what I expected
>>550238892Most Americans don't mind the South America, they're basically just distant cousins.They give us beautiful women and good food, and have strong Christian culture.And drugs, they give us drugs and liquor.It's just we don't want to have to live when theres more of them than us because they bring too many of their bad qualities
>>550239693https://m.youtube.com/shorts/yYCCd1SheiM
This thread is full of goycattle
>>55023867910000000% anyone who thinks the Simpson’s is still funny is better than a seanig who watches dubbed anime and posts gacha game revenue charts (based on ai projections)
>>550239873>why can’t you get raped by Ahmed like me guys
>Spics ITT manufacturing consentYou will NEVER be white or ammount to more than menial labor for below minimum wage pay
Belle Slash is the best and cutest
>>550239873Oy vey!!!! Don't reveal yourself!!!
>W-We're better than SEA!!!Okay? How about neither? How about you both kill yourselves?
>>550239873>Bro why won't you beat your meat to roidbeast women with four inch clits nooooo
>>550240001Guess they write Belle/Wise then some intern is in charge of removing the other for each mc but they screwed up
>>550238751Bell has THICCCC legsShe needed to get pregnant yesterday.
>>550240134H-hot
I actually like all the new VAs way more than the old ones
>>550240154Yeah I figure it's like that too. Seems awfully stupid to do it so manually but I guess they have 700 workers.
>>550240134But futa is fine, right?
>>550240314Never, it’s for fags
>>550240314Sorry I masturbate exclusively to skinny JAV girls painted like ghosts.https://www.tnaflix.com/asian-porn/Wakm-005-The-Sex-Starved-Ghost-Wandering-Ruins-Looking-For-Dick/video7073665
When are banye releas ?
I am cat fuck i am so fat i eat baobaosImagine being at A-Shuo so fat you look and see food
Lucy's stream is up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAESjuzlrUw
>>550239859I like these. There should be more cross faction voicelines. Alice and Lucy should have them like the other anon pointed out. Miyabi and Nicole should. Anby and S11 should (I think they have one but it’s basically an easter egg).
>>550240314you will never get a high quality futa negromata animation from choirbox
>>550240314Only if it's futa on female, futa on male does nothing to me
It's not gay to be into this.
>>550240550Lighter and Billy have them which is nice that's a team I used to use in 1.3 when endgame was piss easy
What if Zhao is not free...
>>550240684Looks manly
>>550240710She's getting skipped by fucking everyone.
>>550240710I'll have to swipe again...
>>550240710I won't have to farm chips to level her to 50 for the free pulls
>>550240710The Rappa of zzz
>>550240765Naht twue
>>550240710Huge flop
>>550240710Then both banners flop because of their dependency
Haven't played since act 2 came out, how's the game developed since then? Call it coomer, but im coming back to game for lewd mods but I can't get xxmi to work properly, has the new version made mods harder to use
Oh, I already want to pull him you don't have to convince me more
>>550240965Mods are pretty easy to use just follow the gamebanana guide bwo
>>550240710Having another loli coded character right before the final boss of loli factions and not having her be free would be the dumbest move Hoyo has ever made. No one who would otherwise roll her is dipping into their idol savings for her.
>>550240694I had no idea they had them too but it makes sense.
Does anyone know if Lucy's boars benefit from other team buffs from stuff like discs and wengines?I kind of want to build on-field Lucy because I'm bored.
Stop posting in the 2nd /hoyo/ international
>>550241203Just ATK, Crit, AP.The piglings also count as "allies" to any disk/engine that requires them.
>>550241203Dunno, but I'd assume they benefit from passive crit rate, so when the discs/engine outright have +%crit, but not the active ones, like some engines have, i.e. "when in combat the equipper's crit rate is increased". Probably benefit form team-wide buffs from other agent's skills.
>>550240710The devs will lose goodwill with players and we might unironically eos by february.
Idols are so cringe that it's unreal.
>>550241535There;s no goodwill to lose by throwing the furry under the bus, it should be done more often
Zhao likes fart porn
>>550240684>those shoulderslol
>550241585Faggot spotted.
>>550241624Not like they haven't been doing it since release furries only get A ranks and free characters
>>550241316>>550241401Thank you. I was wondering, since it doesn't say ''initial'', so I'm thinking I could try to stack a load of different team buffs to try and make super boars. I'm thinking I stick Kaboom onto another support and then the M3 Weeping Cradle I got onto Lucy herself to try and actually use the pen ratio. It also buffs ''all units'' specifically.
my girlfriend looks like this irlis there anything I should be worried about?
is this the "manly" "pussy slaying" "gigachad" i hear the browns love self inserting as?
>>550241535>Again with the eosStop being retarded this will never happen
Don't be shy and come here play and talk with your family >>550233216.
>>550240684She's pretty but damn she's wide
>>550234086Yummy!
Never forget
>>550241909I fucked your gf
Keep posting in the 2nd /hoyo/ international
>>550241914Damn boy, did Hugo teach you how to dress, grrrrrrr rawr c'mere you hunk
we really going to have indian oriented character banner up for christmas ? wtf bros. lmao.
>>550241974I can only imagine the levels of mental illness there would be inside a dedicated Hoyo general. Good luck over there.
>>550241914This white boy is hella MOIST
I am the floppest and sloppest void hunterwhat is my name?
>>550242215fucking kek
>>550242220Banyue….
>>550242220Shushu
Hear me out.
>>550242220Zhao!
>>550241624>I heckin love my generic underage waifus, only they should be viable to play
I shit myself on Belle’s futa cock…
>>550242427Yes
>>550242331She actually pulled herhttps://youtu.be/4YUqf1_nkl4
What is their fucking last name?
>>550242660Incest
>>550242660Belle Garcia and Wise Floyd
Is Zhao’s poop Nesquik shaped?
>>550242660I told you it's Banshee and Yao
He. Can. Kill.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AevGN1UkvQ
>>550242331sadly the devs are so devious that they made it so pulchra have a hard time getting all 3 stacks she needs. It's not impossible, but it's tough.
>>550242302Banyue is basically a mishmash of Zen and Ram. It's a shame we didn't get a war monk like Ram. Those insane red robe Buddhists who carry AKs and merk people are cool.
>>550242813Ok but who asked
>hollow zero bonus characters are yanagi's team>evey boss 2 shot or one shot me>last boss are practically immune to any sort of anomaly anywaySo it shit their passive aggressive take against Japan?
>>550242771I can already tell that it’s blacked shit
>>550242920
>>550242954MMMMMMHHHHHHDAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAA
>>550242813>release two male characters in a year>make them same element and class because fuck having varietyBanyue should've been an ether stunner.
>>550242658I saw this in my recommends, I'll give it a watch.>>550242826I was thinking, is her off field attack not tied to the EX Special and would that count? Or is it only on initial activation, cause that would be rough. The wording has me wanting to try at least.I'm making a silly team for fun.
>>550243097Manato should just have been physical
POV: You are a random orphan shota in need.
>>550243241What does that goatse symbol mean?
>>550243097bro forgot the panda, how dare you
>>550242813>needs an entire W1 team, perfect disks, a mega shill DA buff, and sweating his ass offMeanwhile Shifu, Mibibi, and Chungus can do it by holding a button.
>>550243093Yeah, Banyue should've been a girl
>deadly assault>16 daysWhat the fuck, are they really grifting us with a fucking 1.9 pulls a week?
>>550242920>>550242954>>550243093I saw this joke coming the moment the EP was posted.
>>550242813>>550242813>6 cost team>Insane disks you will realistically never see unless you whaleThe most retarded niggers use the beta to showcase shit
>>550243296>black shota FTFY
>>550243449Hugo also debuted this year
>>550243513You should've been a girl
>>550243503But 2 of those have to click the ult button twice per rotation, insane skill floor
>>550240710>run VH and her near mandatory best in slot partner on the same banner>after draining our SACKSHIDEOIYOOOOOOOi swipe
most of you, a majority will pull Ye Shotgun and this is whywe've 4 slices of players, one that want a nice looking character, second that want a mechanically strong one, third that want something to fap furiously or larp, and fourth, smallest, the shitposters, seamonekys and other thirdies who bring nothing outside loud shitting up every threadthe "I HATE FUCKING VH SHILLING" argument, is straight up Tsundere archetype made real in form of adult man. They bring you sheltered woman who despite being able to fight, needs someone strong to hold her outside combat(amnesiac, lack of experience about the world outside her shelter). She instantly likes you. You're the first temple member outside the inner ring who knows about cursed sword. Everyone around speak highly about (you), praising (you), so there's no danger, you're like ideal partner. And here comes the dating part making her fully for (you). It's like you get your premium waifu straight up, but since you're a filthy Tsundere, you need to pretend that you're not that easy, that this attempt is foolish, pathetic, and you wont fall for it.Except, you did, and all the hate is just a damage control, a glorious cope to preserve your dignity, and to pretend that you're not so easy, hiding your true feelings. Just like Tsundere.And as per agent, she was shilled as VH. She will be strong. There will be content made to shill her. Because of her waifu status and VH status, even with miyabi tier nerfs she'll remain a strong option. A metaslave and waifu made one.You pretend to ahte the shilling, but you consume every piece of info about her, everything possibleYou will roll for Ye Shotgun, you will pretend to hate her and when the day come, the general will be swarmed with people rolling mindscapes and unlucky ones scrapping for hard pity.You play this gacha. You'll have a character specifically crafted and refined for (you). Cope if you must, be we know the outcome
lol wtf is this?>>550233216did something happened? big melty?
tldr
>>550243503Among those, only Miyabi can kill anyone at low cost, but she is the most technical character to play. Even more than Banyue.Shifu and Kanye need at 6 cost team to do the same.
>>550243517Sorry but they need to save up to pay the VAs.
>>550242813>HE CAN LE HECKING HE KILL >he rolled>he fell for the meme>he can't even score 20k weeks later>faggots call the poor victim 'skill issue'Oh boy, we can't catch a break from constantl.flop and self sabotage
>>550243701>most of you, a majority will pull Ye Shotgunnuh uh not me
>>550243701I made a stinky in my pants…
>>550243759Currently she is due to needing mono ice. Back in her pr8me though she could murder bosses by just doing her BA > swap to Yanagi for EX/Ult > swap back to Mibibi for BA/Ult.
>>550243875Go back to the 2nd /hoyo/ international schizoid
>>550243826>contrarian>I-I-I won't pulll you I s-s-swear!
>>550243701Truth nuke(real)
>>550243701nyo, I got double miyabi and yiddy when rolling
>post two images of ceasar>go watch tv shows for 2 hours>come back>dentlords are having fits and fighting ghosts about roided trannies and brownsyou niggers are fucking retarded
>>550243996I won't pull. I swear.
>>550242178somebody told the nationalist the chinese were gonna watch their country lose to american again but this time in LA in america and he posted pizza and started calling everybody CIA spies
>>550240710Idols are right around the corner so skipped
0 pulls for chinkchungus1000000 pulls for S Anby
>>550243996yes im a contrarian>I-I-I won't pulll you I s-s-swear!i won't, check this shit out
>>550242813
>>550243701>Zajef : "People still use Furina in Nodkrai because they like her and she's still passable, not because she is the best option."Nobody likes Kanye. A lot of people liked Miyabi before she was confirmed to be a Void hunter.People liked Firefly before she was confirmed to be SAM.Mavuika flopped and underperformed compared to Furina, Neuv and Arlecchino.
>>550244158It's been pretty funny to read.
>>550243545Yeah using disks and engines is fucking cheating!!
>NOOOOO YOU NEED THE ONE CLICK AUTOWIN CHINK YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ENJOY CHALLENGING GAMEPLAY
>>550243503I have both Shifu and Mibibi and have never gotten a kill even though they have their balls. So no, it's not that simple otherwise I would have achieved it without trying
>>550244408>uhm actually bulletsponge bosses are like heckin hard and stuff, and I like when they artificially increase the hp so much that older agents are useless
>>550244408You can do whatever you want, but you're an idiot if you don't get the super duper meta characters.
>>55024449165k Marionettes on Miyabi launch was very possible with some sweating.I never did it though.
>>550244206MANY are doing this
>>550244491>W1 and can't get a clearI hate to break it to you, but you either have shit skill, shit disks, or both. Even with mediocre skill/disks you should be getting 40k or so with C0W1.
>>550243701You know it's bad when these people are coping about those who are not pulling the VH
>>550244206I want to at least 2/6 her. Passive crit? Game changing.
>>550242660Bosenmori Khaslana
>>550237401>Oh Banyue skipped btwWHOOO AAAAAAASSSSSSKKKKKKKEEEEEEDDDD
Oh no...
>>550245147Your mom when i fucked her last night
>>550245202deport this alien now
>>550245218You really did that ? Kinda fucked up
>>550245202New Eridu is a diverse and tolerant city
>>550245202Your anti-aliasing?
>>550245563I’m too brown to afford that…
Can we just get this with S-Anby already. Why is this too much to ask for apparently
>>550245810i wish zzz coomer designs looked like this instead of softcore stuff like yixuan and shungus
when are we leaving waifei??
boo
>>550236734There's definitely a lot optimization to improve Banyue's dps. For example as of now, you can score 65k points for Deadly Shadows Wandering Hunter with him, and it wasn't even optimal rotation https://youtu.be/w0NXyEHiBRk?si=JWFy7UQIYKrKKJNkhttps://youtu.be/_AevGN1UkvQ?si=ZIWnkgtCR9rsnJ_X
>>550245949would
>>550244681Nah it may be possible if you are a gigasweat but not for casuals
i think there is something profoundly bizarre about zzz's coomer shit that makes me unable to take it seriously.like when they try to make yeshunguang appear badass i can't help but think>she is dressed like a hooker she has no charisma, stop trying so hardbut when i play nier i have no problem taking kaine seriouslythe way zzz sexualizes grills is just so cringe to me for some reason, it's like they have no taste
No one ever talks about Corin anymore.
>>550246224>im posting yet again about my hooker fetish We know, now shut up
>>550246224The secret is that Kaine and 2B are characters.
>>550246224>i like the girl with a cock a lot morewe know fag
>>550246305She's a beautiful and useless girl.
>>550246321wait, when did i post about her being a hooker?
>>550245810Personally requested it to a modder, didn't pay shit but he liked the idea and said was gonna do it so imma wait
>>550246224You are brown
>>550243701I didn't pull any of the Yunkai sloppa characters so why would I do now. Idols are 2.6 and 2.7 as well and they will most likely be whole BiS team for each other. You know what was the latest character they tried to shill hard? SeedSeed flopped, whoever is responsible for 2.X direction is just a complete retard who doesn't understand what players want. YSG will get half of YiXuan at most.
>>550246421All the time…
>>550246224Because there's no cognitive dissonance> Cheery, innocent girl but dresses like a slutvs> Poor girl with bad attitude who doesn't care that dresses like a slutYou could give Jane sluttier clothes and you wouldn't bat an eye but because its put on this objectively more wholesome and naive girl, it doesn't work
>>550246224ZZZ girls don't talk like they can fuck you up2B might have a jiggly ass exposed 24/7 but she opens the game expressing her desire to kill god and that does a lot
ju fufu meatspin
>>550246224It's the context. Shungus walks around dressed like a whore in a city full of people. Kaine walks around dressed like a whore in a ruined world with practically no one in it but monsters so who cares. Shungus would have people constantly snapping their necks to look at her underboob
>>550246550Seed?Miyabi?Evelyn?Jane when she isn't flirting?
>>550246379>>550246558Nier Automata was overrated trash
>>550246550>>550246558>>550246617yeah, i guess it's just that it makes sense for kaine and 2b to dress like that considering their characters and the world they are in, meanwhile i shungus just doesn't feel right.
>>550246696Thank god ZZZ is here to give us peak writing and storytelling so people develop a taste
>>550246959TRUKE
>>550246305>new boss will be weak to phys attackersFinally, the time of Corn and Kot has come.
Do people here never leave home during the summer or what
>>550247064Me and my trans friends go to the beach and show off our feminine bodies
>>550246959i played each nier games multiple times (to get all the endings) and i never felt bored.the average zzz quest makes me want to end it all.they should take notes on how to write a story from the nier writers, no zzz is as likeable nor had as many cool moments as picrel
>>550247064What? we have winter anon...
Should i use a Def engine as a statstick to get Lucia to 24k hp or keep weeping cradle on her?
>>550246673>Seed?Everyone clowns on her outfit>MiyabiShe doesn't have a slutty outfit> Evelyn?Her outfit is fine but people wouldn't mind if it were sluttier> JaneIt would work because her character is just femme fatale.
am I supposed to get 100% crit rate on Dialyn with Hellfire??
>>550245202watch out the ICE bunny is gonna catch you!
Bunny wife!Happy life!
>>550247432cool fufu
Belle was beaten to death by an illegal arab, he got 3 seconds of jail time. God bless diversity in new eridu
>>550246305A lot of the fun I've gotten out of Dialyn is making Corin work.
Will you roll for Banyue immediately or wait for what the stream shows us?
>>550247507True.
>>550247681Unless they're releasing Dan soon the stream will not sway my decision to roll Banyue.
Wise said that illegals should fuck off, he was immediately arrested by neps and placed in jail for a life sentence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swbmS4vBUtQwe need a zzz for this feel
why was S2 so bad?chinawank?
I succesfully completed the story. Praise me.
>>550247726They are just about to start teasing him, I can't see them giving us him in under a year
You are farming for Zhao, right?
>>550247681I liked his gameplay and character so I will roll.
>>550247848Omedetou!
>>550247934Why would I farm for a b rank agent?
>>550247803in part, but it's just what happens when you let players write your story.there is a reason good writers tend to be stubborn as fuck, if you let other dictate your vision you just end aimlessi wish the zzz team was more stubborn when it matters (writing) and less stubborn when it matters (tv)
>>550247803It really had nothing to do with China.
>>550247803Combination of BAD chinawank, a consistent glossing over of story details, and an overemphasis on serious, melodramatic plotlines. Season 1 was able to handle the main plot in a comedic/slapstick/shlocky manner at times which helps break up the narrative from being nonstop serious.Banyue was the only good Chinawank we got in 2.X, and I would have liked Yunkui a lot more if they were themed like him rather than dropping any pretense of philosophy or ACTUAL MARTIAL ARTS in the martial arts temple.
>>550234227She is taking after her brother I see.
>>550247934>swing jazz
>>550247232Sex with Emil
>>550248070>septum piercingYou just know she’s insane and fucks shotas and animals…
>>550247803The only problem is that Proxies are useless now and Fairy plotline is forgotten
DDD
>>550248149What, you're going to use proto punk?
>>550248039there is a reason why in all these games the chinese region is the worst.the only exception was genshin's natlan and that's because they outdid themselves, before that liyue was by far the worst dogshit they produced
>>550248254Sumeru exist so you're wrong
>>550248187Very nice.I stopped building my Miyabi in a week because she didn't need good disks to be autoplay button. Now she still has incredibly mediocre disks.
>>550248247Yes? or Astral Voice
>>550248254Because it's mandated by the government. Artists don't like being told what to do so they don't put any effort into it.
>>550248254John Lee and Beidou were the only good parts of Liyue.
>>550246550>>550246617Tactical trvke
>>550242945no need to announce you love niggers
>>550234086Sex with this hag! What’s her name please
>>550248335sumeru was good, and if you disagree than i know exactly was subspecies of schizo you are
>>550248402Peter Griffin
>>550248374They put more effort into Banyue's trailer than they did into Yixuan's training arc for the proxy, which finished in under five minutes.
>>550248451sumeru was shit, and if you disagree than i know exactly was subspecies of schizo you are
>>550248178She is not white
>>550247803Season 2 largely ditched the retro cyberpunk vibes and replaced them with fantasy wuxia vibes.
>>550248587schizomouche BROKE you
>>550247803it all started when yixuan spoke chinese in my glorious eng voiceover. disgusting.
>>550248661I dropped it before he even showed up there
>>550248609Did I stutter? She fucks horses and dogs, just like Hispanic women.
BANYUE SHOULD'VE BEEN THE YUNKUI SHIFUI rest my case.
>>550248784true
>>550248749Hispanic women don’t do thatAnimals and pedophilia is exclusively white culture
>>550248254inazuma was far worse by virtue of them giving less time to sculpt the story while china wank had same amount of archon quests at 2 but still continues that shit while inazuma is left to dieeven moreso gonna be left to die now that Chinks vs Japs is happening so after liyue buffs in 6.4 we might skip over inazuma entirely in 6.6 and go to sumeru buffs instead
>>550246094>wasn't even optimal>three fucking separate video>each of it celebrating the improvementStop downplaying it that run was optimized as fuck.Even optimized is an understatement you could tell they spent shitton of time and effort optimizing it with two hundred restarts at minimum
>>550248784I probably would have enjoyed it more. A grandmaster who doesn't actually impart any lessons to their pupils is pretty retarded, and Yixuan feels like she can't be assed to teach most of the time. She's just there to bounce boobily and save the day at the last minute.
weird I put on my headphones for once and had burguer voices enabled...how mysterious
>>550248890Brazilians eat shit and fuck horses, don’t lie Jose. Your kind also loves to brutally kill people over flip flops.
>>550248541Dami clears as far as actual music goes.
why can't ZZZ write ML/you bait as good as they used to anymore? At least MC and Miyabi actually got a bit of real romance development, she goes from seeing Wise as a suspect to the boy she likes after they went through some shit together. >sheathed her sword despite dangerous foxfire>could have ran away and left her for dead but didn't>helped her get through her Guts berserker armor spirit world> also decided to entrust his deepest secret with her despite how he might have conflicting interestsEven the climax is Wise finally chose to trust Miyabi and chase her at the spot they first met lmao
>>550248784true, at least he looks the part, instead of yixuan, noodles for arms, shifu
>>550248890What's a donkey show?
>>550249084You will never be wise
>>550249084midyabifags being annoying as usual
Remember when Miyabi said we were her proxies?Remember when being a proxy had to be a secret?Remember being a proxy?
>>550247934that's not her best set bwoh...
>>5502490845 minutes to fall in love is all you will ever get.
>>550248784This is pretty much irrefutable.
>>550249084miyabi x wise was sincere, all the you pandering since then was forced by the higher upsmiyabi is the sole canon wife, no harem bullshit
>>550249264>Remember when Miyabi-Who? I feel like I haven't seen S6 in years.
>>550247934Is this really best zhao disk to prefarm??
>>550248916>chink vs japsI thought that was a meme. Chinks cant actually be that insecure, right
>>550249264Remember getting commissions from normal people and criminals to resolve small, personal issues that weren't secretly an Exaltist plot?
>>550249264proxy just means leading ppl in a hollow we haven't stop doing that
>>550249084Miyabi is the only character like that because she's the only one with some normal story buildup
https://x.com/woodhornr18/status/2000161067624972789?s=46
>>550249406They are, they are the most thin skinned and insecure people on the planet.
Did the closeted faggot ever stop shilling for roided females?
>>550249084Management saw that the Miyabi relationship baiting was good for sales so they forced the developers to do EVEN MORE pandering because clearly that would guarantee even more sales, right?And now we've got Shungus who the devs keep shoving in our face and begging us to love her.
>>550245945I left waifei in 2.1 (uninstalled)Returning for basedyue thoughbeit.
>>550249530No, I’m right here and I like my big bulge looking women, totally not a fag btw.
>>550249384Either this or proto punk. I remember some braindead retard trying to push dps zhao as a meme, as if she should be using yunkui tales or woodpecker perhaps, it was one of the saddest things I ever saw
>>550249584>forced the developers to do EVEN MORE panderingBased!
banyue is the only cool chinaslop we've gotten so far
>>550249758and they're trying their very best to fuck him up it's unbelievable
>>550249614i dont get people who do this shit if you had just skipped the characters you didnt like you would have had enough pulls to get his m2 but now you have less saved pulls nor a team to use him in
>>550249264isn't yidhari a proxy? are they gonna delve deeper into that or just...forget about it
>>550249584Huh? They don't though. By not voicing part of the mainstory, a lot of people just either hit the skip button or wait until it's voiced.So they actively ANTI SHILL her. (outside of China)
>>550249958They're going to memory hole Yidhari because she was a poorly-written plot device only relevant for 2.3.
>>550249758fufu is cool.
yixuan should have had bigger arms, ray's arms would look perfect on her
>>550249948Your concern is not necessary. I have 143 tapes.
Would you accept it if 2.5 finale be bad ending and the plot will be retconned by Proxies waking up realizing every shit we have done were a simulation by fairy and the plot finally moving on?
>>550249584>more waifus so I keep paying the gweilo pass and recharging for characters like Evelyn/YidhariThat'd why we got the REAL sales award, cuckxister.
>>550250085>143enjoy losing your 50 and not even getting him retard
>>550249996Anon, you were just recently forced to do what amounts to a hangout date with Shungus for poly in an event, where she acts like the most generic girl ever and practically creams herself because you hold hands in a movie theater.Also it feels like they rewrote 2.4 to include her more than they did previously, which is why pretty much all the unvoiced lines seem to be about Shungus' presence.
>>550249948nta but it's better to do that than force yourself to play something you don't likeand also it sends the devs the clear message about what you like and don't like
>>550250137It's going to be>bad shit happens>REALLY bad shit happens>dive into the crystal door>we appear at the feet of the OG VH squad during the height of the calamity
>>550250251it literally just takes 8 minutes to do your dailies
>>550249384It's Proto Punk or Astral. She has enough QA's her kit as do most agents to keep up 2 stacks without any issue but the buff only applies to the on-field agent so it'll be worse if you're using Zhao in Aftershock or Anomaly teams. Proto Punk gives the buff to the whole team, so it's good for Aftershock/Anomaly teams, but the buff tends to fall off during the stun phase, so it's worse for Attacker/Stun comps.Basically you'll want an Astral set and a Proto Punk set and change them out depending on what sort of a team you're using. Swing Jazz is a meme.
>>550250249Unvoiced lines are completely random
>>550250180>actually likes yidhariman bragging he has shit taste
>Criminal and Hero>Both lost their loved ones in the Old Eridu accident.>Both want to find out the truth behind the collapse of Old Eridu>One is intelligent but lacks combat skills, while the other is a powerful Void Hunter but autism>White and blackI can clearly see the parallel between them.Miyabi is the perfect match to be Wise's waifu
>>550249406they are and same deal with koreans, somehow out of the bug people japan is the least worst of them all compared to SEA China and South koreaNK doesn't need to be mentioned, everyone knows how terrible that place is
>>550250137They can just stop doing china thing and go back to doing non-china thing.
Here's what I want to know:Who is Banyue punching in his EP?
>>550250483Fufu's head.
>>550250483You posted her
>>550250352we all know if you play the game you will do more than dailies, dailies give nothing and the fomo is strong, better cut the game entirely until it's to your taste again
>>550250483An ant (it beat him because he’s a weakling)
>>550250379Haha that's silly you could just build lullaby since it activates from her EX Spec-->only works on supports>Zhao is a fucking defenderFuck this bullshit. Why do disks only activate from certain classes?
>>550249758they were so afraid of him that they had to overnerf him so he wouldn't steal attention from the voidhunter
>>550250137Yes. Unironically. Then we could get a proper Obol squad. I’d miss Yuzuha and Alice but that’s a sacrifice I’ll make.
>>550249958wise dies in 2.5 and will be replaced by her
>/zzz/ claims to love Zhao>nobody farming her DPS set
>>550250398They certainly tried to make her more likeable, since it's all those lines that are missing.Kinda makes me want to know how was she before... was she... better?Probably not, probably she was very clunky and the lines were even worse.
>>550238398Mibibi has giant tits for her frame.
>>550250723>replace the mc with the most unpopular character in the gameEven Nekomata would be a better replacement
>>550248784
>>550246049is Dyalin our Hutao/Sparkle?
>>550250483Someone with a weak form
>>550250745>incredibly universal support even post-kit change>bUt WhY aReN't YoU mAkInG hEr A dPs?!Because supports are more valuable and it means that I can shove her onto more teams?
We need more meme HZ teams
>>550250483The inferior versions of the one he was modelled after: Billy the Kid
H-Huh? what does she mean by that
>>550250831and yet has more art than seed, orphie, lucia, dialyn, zhao and shungus. nuntroon melty? yep, it's a big one
>>550248784Agreed
big senior sister
>>550251178>that listI can see why she has more.
>>550251165>femdom mesu gaki
>>550251178>numbers on danbooru = popularityalright bro...
>>550251354Incoming mega flop, we desperately need to skip to the idols
>>550251428Lethal company…
>>550251178Doesn't she have less than Komano?
>>550249461me on the right
>>550251573>we
>>550251573/u/The_Horse_King...
>>550249758Not only that but he's the only character that feels Chinese from concept all the way through to execution. Yi Xuan kinda had a drunken master/miserly fortune teller aspect to her at first but then they just scrapped all that and made her a plot device. Fufu is a larper, Pan barely exists, Dialyn, and YSG just cosplay as Chinese, and Zhao barely even goes that far. It's very strange.
>>550251573>we desperately need to skip the idols
>>550251503well yes if someone takes the time to DRAW a character they probably do like them?>>550251628she's at 787 and he's at 800 with a head start of debuting in 2.1.
>>550251753Pan feels like the only guy who actually belongs at Yunkui, since he does in fact do martial arts, but he's also basically a non-entity for most of the story. I'm very surprised the devs didn't try to push him harder since the chinks AND the West love Kung Fu Panda.
>>550251573CN doesn't care about Her, JP does though so I'm not really sure she will flop since JP likes to open their wallets
>>550245262You'll have to catch her first.
What do you guys think of gachas that demands too much time from you?
>>550250249The entire movie theater event was the same crap. People didn't mind then, why do you mind now?At least by virtue of having this just once instead of many times made it less awful.>>550250379She has one quick assist every 50 seconds or so... also proto punk's bonus shielding sure helps the trashy bunny.Unironically, releasing a worse than Caesar BUT SHE HAS ETHER VEIL character ain't cool.
>>550251901Kung Fu Panda mogs the everlasting shit out of gacha slop “””””””story”””””””””””””
>>550251980>The entire movie theater event was the same crap. People didn't mind then, why do you mind now?Because hanging out with six different people for less time each (or, what, ten/twelve if you count the side ones?) doesn't feel like they're trying to shill me a specific character, it feels like they're giving me content to interact with a bunch of characters. The date event with Shungus was 3 or 4 days of slop where they try to get you to love this random girl you just met who barely has any personality to her.
I kinda regret not getting yidhari, she's really fun in a unga bunga way
is zhaos patch 29th on monday or 31st like normal?
>>550252324talk about a call girl
>>55025234730th
>>550252218>I don't like her so it's bad!!!!Lol
>>550252324
>>550250137No but I would accept a time loop chad story
Personally as a straight male I love dykes.
>>550248115It's crazy that the 2 female "Martial Arts" powerhouses don't kick their way through enemies an generally move around in a way that showcases the body they've given but a fucking sniper like Trigger hits every pose with unmatched flexibility just so you can see dat ass
>>550252462Way to miss the point. I liked her before they started shilling her so hard, and now they've turned me off her, because having someone shove an advertisement in your face constantly can make you hate their product.
>Piper shows up>Instant smile on my faceI think I'm quite fond of this sexy truck driver woman
Cat and mouse working together!
>>550252621Yeah, you surely liked a "random girl you just met who barely has any personality to her"
>>550252779ok pedo
>>550252779I like Piper but I still think she should be wearing an oil-stained blue jumpsuit and yellow work gloves.
>>550251178I do not get the autism over her, she's easily the most pretty hag in the game. There's also only like 3 agents who actually had a good story >b-but her SHORTSthis isn't Project Runway you fucking troon
>>550250227I'm about 50 away from my guarantee and I don't intentionally pull for dupes in these games. So I'm fine.
>>550252819Initial impression at the end of 2.3 was good, she seemed perky and energetic and maybe a little ditzy. Outfit was whatever but then they've been very hit and miss with outfits in 2.X.
>>550252597>a girlGreat!>2 girlsEven better!
Awfee
>>550252798Bring back photo mode
>>550249084>VivianDoesn't know who we are and does put some trust in us thanks to Hugo but is overall sceptical because "we'll never be as good as Phatheon".Slowly realizes the Proxy is kind of great in her eyes but stays in denial because Phatheon is better.Setup has been done, Identity is revealed and the obseession can be unleashed without it feeling too reliant on the Phatheon title.Far from perfect but the structure is good and it does make her "love" not feel cheap.
>>550253025Orphie deserves a better faction.
>>550253025She looks so tired. A soldier needs their good nights sleep, Orphie!
>>550249958The writer/proxy thing was literally just them spinning a wheel of occupations in their office.
>>550252917This general is populated by massive fags in denial. Example: that faggot that has boasted multiple times about not pulling every pretty girl in the game but goes "n–no I just don't like them! YOU'RE THE FAG!!!”
>>550253025i'd feed her lemon chips
>>550253079Too bad her reason for loving Phaethon in the first place is retarded as fuck.
>>550253079dealing with shungus made me realize that vivian's plotline was not that bad after all
>>550250296my prediction is>shungite and friends chase sarah>sarah goes hehe hehe ha and zenkai boosts and transforms and mogs the friends gang>shungite goes full shungus and pulls out the longdong sword and mogs sarah >then suddenly the REAL villian teleports in right next to shungus says wow the longdong sword is powerful and he wouldnt fuck with someone holding it at full power then he laughs saying he doesnt have to fight it then flashbangs shungus which undoes her transformation takes sarahs corpse slaps the proxy's ass and says old phaeton wouldve never let him get away with it and how we are washed as fuck and then teleports out saying it all went according to plan>shungus confused and with no memory just stands awkwardly until the proxy slaps her ass she remembers us yaps about not remembering anything except us>then we leave but since shungite forgot everything in chinatown and only remembers the proxy we take her back with us to 6th street as a trophy wife>then a cutscene starts of the aftermath clean up with the villain monologuing about how he just needs one last thing while the camera slowly zooms towards fairy>the guy and his plot is never mentioned again
>>550253006And she still has all this traits
>>550253214If they pulled some of them, they are correct.
>>550253285>going to kill yourself>get a message online saying ‘no dont’>become obsessed with this stranger who sent you one kind message onlineIt fits her unhinged stalker personality perfectly because this is exactly how real life stalkers latch onto people.
>>550253383Nigga it was like 80% of the female cast and he claims he's been playing since day 1.Now if your reaction is "BUT 80% OF THE CAST IS UGLY!!" then you are also one of the many faggots in denial that I was talking about.
>>550253323The complaint wasn't that's he stopped having those traits, the complaint was that the devs were relentlessly shoving her down my throat begging me to please love her.
>>550247803name 1 person outside of china who started zenless and thought "oh boy i cant wait for flying swords and wuxia bullshit"
>>550253214>Local gay man dreams about everyone else around him being just as gay
I've heard in some other hoyo thread that they showed our not-kiana in some trailer recently. Is this true?
>>550253592Okay that is a bit too high number. Too many good girls in this game.
>>550253581We really ought to sit her down with a nice therapist so she stops being batshit crazy.
>>550250745because she just uses proto punk if you want to main dps here and most of us already have a god set of that for eve/evelyn, etc.
>>550253148Obol is the kinoest faction and has the cutest/hottest girls.
>>550253660>no u!Not an argumentI accept your concession
>>550253025doesdoes that nigga behind her have a McDonalds brand bag?HOLY BASED CHINA
>>550253285>Shut up Anon, you guys typed kys and she almost did! Thank god Wisechad intervened with an uno reverse card.It is flimsy as fuck but my standards for romance justification are this low now and yet they aren't meeting them
>>550253148OBOL has great girls like Trigger and S11 and honorary member S0.And even great NPCs like Sr. and Isolde.
>>550253786truke
>>550253738We even know a good therapist now that we could hook her up with. All the pieces are there for that plot line
>>550253786Except sneed
>>550253610Well, sounds like a you problem then
>>550253786>SeedWent full retard>S11Memory-holed by the devs>TriggerCan join Orphie in a better faction
>>550253786Especially Seed
>>550253898How afraid are you of Banyue's release showing everyone how badly Seed Sr would have sold?
>>550252917and if we wanna bring fashion into it alice & yuzu's swimsuits are visual disasters that look 10x worse than shifu, lucia and yiddy. i still bought the alice one to support her tho
>>550253802Maybe we're both the fag looking for love Anon ;)>>550253786NEDF* can't exclude Anby (but please have Nicole pick her clothes)
The Yidhari fanart in question: https://files.catbox.moe/ya52fp.jpg
top 10 biggest glow ups in gacha history
>>550252890While that does sound great, I think I just prefer naked Piper
>>550253079As shit as Vivian's story is, it makes sense because the girl is a psycho.
>>550253802i only roll for lolis and bara men
>>550254102>fag males like this trash Can we kill homos?
>>550253824She's a jap akchually
>>550254057Trigger is that you?
Aftershock teams are one of my favorite team comps. It's so satisfying
>>550253786>best girls>worst story>worst events>worst power level>didn't even get any hz buffsDevs hate this faction.
>>550254102
>>550254036Worse than Flora (according to made up AI pajeet statistics)? Probably not.At least Flora's episode was really good piece of story.
>>550254206Fags aren't the ones into futa, anon, because they don't want tits and vaginas with their dicks.
what % of the people who post here actually play zzz do you think?
>>550254404Maybe 60%
>>550254303>>550254297trvke>>550254320Both would've sold better separately because the drama of losing one griefed the other>I hope we get an event where Anby introduces CH to Obol and Nicole fixes her fit
>>550254387So like half fag then, no self respecting straight king likes futa.
>>550254158You're just homosexual
>>550254253i wasn't talking about orphie ???
>>55025440410% play the game30% just do dailies60% are only in here to shitpost
>>550235547b-b-b-bakab-b-b-bunny
> Meta this> Meta thatHow about YOU show me YOUR favorite for fun teams?
>>550254404I do.I even read through the shitty storyline.
>>550254404the best part of playing gachas is they take 5 mins per day then you just shitpost and talk about them the rest of the time.like an mmo i dont play this to be a singleplayer, i play for community
>>550254676I've been using Manato/Lighter/Orphie a lot and it's pretty fun even if far from meta. You see all three characters on screen a lot.
>>550254676There is 0 fun in struggling with content
>>550254676> Eve / Fufu / OrphieMono Fire is oddly fun
My mom called me a stupid troon pinoy and disowned me… if only my role model wise was here…
>>550254676I want to try out Lighter/Orphie/Burnice after Burnice's buffs get implemented.
>>550254676anby orphie trigger is still my favourite team
>>550254813dogshitanon....
*smooch*
>>550254781> HZ / LV> Tower> DailiesYou just do everything with Meta? You don't even redo DA / Shiyu fights with different teams just for fun?
>>550240710I have 48k polychrome and 15 tapes currently.
>>550254676lighterkomanofufusoon to bezhao/orphie/seed
>>550253634That's fake, don't have africa lips.
>>550254953based singular poster that remembers squidhari even though her banner was last patch
>>550254941Damn she’s hot (I’m gay and dress like a fag)
>>550255109Double stun Komano? Never seen that before.
>>550255194one runs tiger, one runs shockstarit works very well actually.double stunner is completely viable.
>>550254676I just got Dialyn on Sunday after losing her at high pity. Still in the process of building (fuck you crit rate) but I think I'm gonna build and level Corin for fun with her
>>550255164we all remember and love hari
>>550254781weak mentality, the struggle and finding your footing is the fun
>>550254956Yeah?I want to do everything as fast as possibleGod forbid replaying anything for 0 rewardsI am not wasting extra time on gacha game
Yidhari is mid
>>55025440475% but descending
>>550255332It's "Harin"
>>550234086This bitch should be gang raped
>>550255332that coffee cannot be that good
>>550254941>3 hours after the argument endedyeah you're still gay for not liking muscle girls
fufu cute ponytail
>>550255164i'll never abandon Cutehari
>>550255457Stop choking on dick
>>550255383Sounds like you don't actually enjoy the gameplay of the game.
>>550252779Same
>>550255164Most of us are too busy jerking off to her
>>550255145you never seen this asian phenotype before? i know alot of asians with big fat lips
>>550255591He eats bugs
>>550255562Many such cases>>550255438BASEDThis game exists to produce fapart
Post pregnant agents.
The gameplay is mid like all gacha garbage
i collect stunnahs
>>550255851>t. gacha gameplay expertSo hows HSR
>>550256031Your Qingyi?
>>550256069Hsr? Try real games, Abdul
>E33's gameplay is good enough to win GOTY>Somehow assert that Triple Zed has bad gameplay
slightly over 2 weeks.
>>550255727Question, why would you ever play ZZZ if you don't enjoy the combat?
Is Banyue's banner here yet? I want my robokino.
>>550255383Because it's fun? What's the point of playing if you don't have fun with the content
>>550255373>oh boy let me waste even more time by playing a shitty team that I know is gonna underperform while not getting any rewards
>>550256119my king
>>550256171I had to skip, I'll pick her up if they ever do a goddamn rerun
>>550256303Some people compulsively collect gachas they don't actually enjoy playing because they're addicted to the gambling and the "new player" experience of being fed lots of tokens you can put in the slot machine.
>>550256408>oh boy i hate playing this game and want to pay to play less of itgoycattle mentality
>"Cleaving the path with a palm strike!">"Ehn nuh! Na!">"And now... four hands join as one!">"Ehn ne... nuh?!"
>>550256393>fun >doing no damage because stupid slanted eyed Ching Chong’s idea to “balance” the game is to just insanely increase hp thus making other agents dog shit, this is fun btw.
>>550256310I'm reinstalling to find out
>>550256261I've skipped every banner in 2.xI'm going to dump everything I've built up into Ye ShungusThen I'll quit the game for Endfield
>>550256310No
>>550256408People get 20k+ clears in DA using A-Ranks all the time.
Hey so you know how the local weirdo likes to post that Chinese online poll and pretend its official?Well here a community poll from Russia about ZZZ>You'll notice something about the Chinese agents
>>550256607...if you roll good discs
>>550256195>me, a white man>go into gacha threads to tell that>damn your gameplay sucks
>>550256486It’s about being efficient >>550256607After how many hours of tryharding?
>>550256694>Lighter and Burnice this highI didn't know the Russians were our American allies? We're picking the wrong damn side again...
>>550256694>the bottom cut is all children and animalsevery fucking time kek
>>550256589>>550256621So nobody answer when I ask but when anon does. I see how it be.
>>550256782>I optimize the fun out of my gamesHamster wheeled, goycattle mmo addict mentality.
>>550256540The year of Miyabi was so fun when I could just pick Miyabi and clear any and all content with her without looking at the screen.Now Yixuan can do the same, except even simpler.
alexandrina sebastiane
>>550256819They rated Lycaon pretty high.
>>550256862But anon you are anon (to me).
>>550247803It was bad because these games create content a year or more ahead of time and their plan got derailed. This has resulted in excessive crunch and revisions.Being China has nothing to do with it.If anything, it's a grace because the China region took the brunt of the damage.
>>550256694damn russians have good taste who would have guessed
>>550256694>Jane Doe>Lighter>Burnice>Manato>Billy>EllenI mostly agree with this chart, save for a few specific characters.
>>550254781>>550256408>>550256782Why not take that high-skill, high-effort mentality and play some competitive games?You could easily make seven figures by just being good at video games.
>>550256694>russian poll>russian expys near the bottomKek
>>550256694Damn, even russian incels love Vivian.Ellen is surprisingly low.
>>550256792Can you guys take him back please?
>>550257172Because I’m brown and trans and I beat up puppies….
>>550256303Because the characters I have are boring and all the fun stuff is FOMO dogshit
>>550256864If you don’t have better games to spend your time on, I feel sorry for you
>>550256694>Russians absolutely hate gopnik panderingFucking based?
>>550257172>actually advocating for e-sportsYou're human garbage.
>>550257397Well I am trans…
which team is stronger, Orphie/Seed/Trigger or Orphie/Sanby/Trigger?
>>550256694i see they are cool dude enjoyers as well i approve
>>550257397You don't have to like e-sports to make money off of it.
>>550256393Doing dumb shit in DA/Shiyu is not fun imo but there's Hollow Zero, Notorious or any unfinished commissions for triple support comp shenanigans.
>>550257381>he thinks this game takes 5+ hours daily like he's used tohamster wheel brain.. unplug bro
>>550257339Ok I just realized I answered the last part....but the reason I play it is to eventually get cool characters
>>550256694damn seed really did sour a lot of people
>>550257389They love Burnice though?
>>550257517Ben is too low.
>>550257275you lost salesjeet
>>550257397kys esports is the future, you're playing games right?you should support the future of gaming by supporting esports even if its cringe
>>550257586They didn't rate Seed low enough, frankly. Koleda's definitely a better character than she is.
>>550256694Lighter above Hugo lmao
>>550257381> Implying you can't have fun in both gacha and another game at the same time>>550257550Sure, I can understand someone not wanting to redo DA / SD with meme teams but I also gave other examples where you can deploy them where anon said "No, I do everything with meta teams for efficiency".
>>550257621Still American, even if she does have the gopnik energy
>>550257397Actually it's "playing the game for fun". Without reward. You gain nothing, except fun.
Cod black ops 7 has better gameplay and I love the camos, and the women are hotter.
>>550257698Koleda is utterly forgettable really. Even Kot manages to stay semi relevant
>>550257275ZZZ has so little content that even machineposter would rather post in other threads insteadZZZ Lost Endfield Won
>>550257662>esports is the futureAnd a grim fucking future it is. I'd rather the videogame market crashed and all the developers went bankrupt than see e-sports become normalized.
>>550256819>Bottom is just all the free agents but Russians hate Caesar for some reason
>>550257505Right now, the teams are about even but S-Anby will eclipse seed post 2nd buffs
>>550257951>>550257951>>550257951
>>550257840doomjeet yuck
>>550257339You're pulling Banyue then?
>>550257828Forgettable is still better than Seed. I WISH Seed was only forgettable, but every time I forget she exists someone brings her up again, like finding another dog turd in your yard even after you put up a fence.
>>550247934I was but I've lost confidence that she will be a free character so I'll go back to farming for Burnice
>>550258086She will
>>550258028I might. Depends on what A ranks are there too. I'm a newjeet so I don't have that much good stuff.
>>550257923I run Seed+Sanby more often than I do Aftershock because of the fuckass resistsGenuinely starting to hate elemental resists and weaknesses on bosses
>>550258028>>550258567Also depends on what the next rerun is. I've heard it's SAnby so I might skip Banyue and get her instead.
Thanks Elfy
>>550258846It's not necessarily as bad as you might think.I forgot Bringer was anti phys due to Rat or something, and Alice still managed to get over 40k with Yuzubibi. And anomaly gets double fucked by resistance. (worse buildup and damage)