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>>550296920Yes they should make Visi Roberts sister as a joke haha
>>550296515Fujos won this time, I see
Robert owes Courtney love.
>>550297101Hahahaha yeah that would be really funny if it turned out she was his half sister hahahaha
>>550297101Blazer is his mom, Aryan stone keeps her young
>>550297173robert owes the entire z-team his robertson
>>550297674You are the worst, I cannot conceive of thinking of my own mother in this way.
>>550297558I will romance Mandy if it’s revealed that she’s Robert’s mum
>>550297126>this time
>>550297558>CircleWhat happens?
>>550297817Conceive, you say?
>>550297817>Villain Visi joins forces with Robert's evil mom thinking the plan was just to corrupt him and turn him evil>Turns out his mom also wants to rape himTime for Visi to kill another villain!
>>5502980364 months in coma
>>550297558Now I understand. I played KH2 all those years ago precisely for this moment.
Where is the video game in this supposed "video game general"? Seems more /co/ to me.
>>550299496Lmao
>>550299632/courtney/
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>550300638"Chase, arrest her."
>>550300638>[Kill Shroud]>[Impregnate Courtney]
>>550300779>Chase mumbles to himself while doing a Robert impression
>>5503006382 jobs, this lazy girl? Impossible
>>550299502Let me guess, it's a branded kebab?
>>550301889You misspelled braindead.
i have resumed drawing
>>550303304neat
>>550303304Based
What is each Z-team member's favorite sandwich?BLT sounds good right now
>>550305812Flambae likes peanut butter and jelly
>>550307024No way, that's too basic. I'd say that would be Waterboy or Phenomaman's sandwich of choice.
>>550305812>Flambae: Bolani>Prism: Reuben Sandwich>Invisigal: Chicken Adobo Sandwich>Golem: Triple Decker Club Sandwich>Sonar: Pastrami on Rye>Malevola: Vegemite Sandwich or Fairy Bread>Coupe: Jambon-beurre>Punch Up: Irish Crisp Sandwich>Waterboy: Peanut Butter and Jelly>Phenomaman: Elvis Sandwich>Blonde Blazer: BLT
Reminder that Shroud literally did nothing wrong.
>>550308940He manufactured the most ridiculous guns that are glorified tazers
>>550172343Here's the rare game state, tactician.
>>550310440Now how do I get Visi and Mandy to stay over and bump uglies?
>>550310708Buy the epilogue episode DLC.
Was banned for three days. What I miss?
It is canon that Robert loves Mandy’s cake
>>550310708Directors cut NOWWe still need to put that couch to use
>>550310708Where they could put those scenes, stays over with Mandy after the dinner looks logical, but it's too early for visi after the theater
>>550311558Nothing really.
>>550312185Mandy’s should be the epilogue, and Visis should be in the shower. Also throw in a scene where Mandy tries to have phone sex with Robert during the bar fight
>>550311558>Was banned for three dayswhat did u do anon
>>550312521I said a bad word.
Does the amulet help with menstrual cramps
>>550313048the cramps are what powers her energy beams
>>550312506>Visi >Showering
>>550312185>after dinnerBro that’s their first date
Um...
>>550313771She's cheap and loose like that.
>>550313983I agree with the third row but the first two I can't buy so much. At most I'd imagine Phenomaman and Robert "crossing swords" as it were but otherwise Robert would have to top. Simply because we don't know what Phenomaman's got downstairs. Waterboy I'd imagine could top at least once but he's so lanky and slippery. I think it would be a hassle either way. Don't even get me started on top Flambae, that man is a power bottom through and through.
>>550313983Flambae is such a tsundere bottom. He's not even a power bottom. SUPER submissive behind closed doors.
>>550313771Technically second, and she's literally asking for kiss from the start, and flashed her back before
>>550314147>>550313771they're deeply in love
>>550314449>>550314491You're both sick in the head. He's not a power bottom or a submissive bottom. He's masc4masc and a total vers
>>550314491Flambae even said himself if they're not flame resistant, I'm dick resistant. There's no way he'd be biting the pillow. No he would straddle and turn up the heat on whom he's riding. Maybe if Robert grabs his ponytail, perhaps.
>fujo hourskill me
>>550314734>He's masc4masc and a total versDon't misunderstand I can totally see that. But if he's not on top there's no way he'd be submissive about it. Flambae has too much bravado to let himself be seen as a "bitch".
>>550315321A penny for your thoughts.
>>550313771He already saw her nipple.
>>550315786So?
>>550315664we must drown out the gays with the most heterosexual relationship in the game
>>550315328He'd let himself be dominated if he knew he could trust the person. Big if, though.
>he'd like, suck dick, but THIS way>YEAH and he'd spread his legs THAT way>haha, and like, he'd totally be the woman in the bedroom >yeah totallyFujos are mental. They project their fetishes. It's incredible.
>>550315921You're speaking to a bi dude that happens to enjoy both btw. Settle down, soon it will pass and thread will drown in BB and Visi vitriol once again.
>>550316192>You're speaking to a bi dudeAccording to both straight people and gay people you're not to be trusted.
>>550316128As if you guys don't talk to the nth degree about different ways Robert would penetrate and impregnate Blazer or Invisigal.
>>550316128Reminder
>>550316327Ignorance aside. Whether or not you trust me is all on you. I'm just saying what we all know. The clock will tick and inevitably the shipping war between Mandy and Courtney will comence once more.
>>550316128yeah, caring about how a fictional character fucks another fictional character is pathetic, can't imagine this general ever doing that
>All of you can leave now or half of you can die here.God, I love BB so much.
>>550316578God I wish BB would fix me
Admit it. They belong together.
>>550316663At which point you will say something like "the shipping boat between Robert and Flambae will dock once more". You love discord. Scumbag.
>>550316951Getting them to see the vision of mechabae is like getting water out of a stone. They'll never fathom the potential even when it's in their face.
>>550314946>Maybe if Robert grabs his ponytail, perhaps.HNNNNG stop it anon..............
>>550315921I like Blazer with the messy blonde hair
>>550316815>POV there's a skinny sarcastic dude with depression that needs saving
>>550317124Bifags will always be chaos seekers; can never stay in the same space (hole) for too long!
>>550317124Charming to the last.
Given the fact that the devs have said Mandy is a giant dork, is she a virgin?
>>550317470Probably not. She may not have been in bed with Phenomaman. I doubt she's unfamiliar with the act.
>>550317131This is, perhaps, my favorite Flambert piece, and not just because Beef is drawn so splendidly.
>>550317610>old soul Wait how much older is she!!! Is she like a 1000 years old???
>>550317610She didn't know DDD means big boobies so she is clearly innocent to some degree.
https://files.catbox.moe/4d8nv7.mp4
>>550317428>chaos seekersWhat do you think this is SMT? Are heterosexuals the apparent law seeking to restore order in a world gone mad?
>>550317826She's ignorant of slang and other sexual connotations but I doubt she's aware of the deed itself. At least to a clinical degree.
>>550318047*unaware
>>550317610Why has nobody paid attention to the part where it refers to Blazer as an “old soul”??? Is she like a super milf???
>>550318462Her age is listed as unknown on her profile. So who knows?
Reminder that if it weren't for the fujo posting we'd be dead. We're probably still dead, but, at least we can stall the inevitable a bit.
>>550314946>Flambae even said himself if they're not flame resistant, I'm dick resistant.It confused me when he said this and it still confuses me now. Is it a gay thing?
>>550319591>Is it a gay thing?No, it's basically Flambae saying if men can't take him with his powers. Then don't bother hooking up. Sort of his way of saying if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
>>550319591no, it's a 'guy who can set himself on fire' thing
>>550317624One of mine too. Just a tender and heartwarming piece overall. Flambae embracing Robert in his arms as they drift off into slumber. Simply exquisite like you'd see out of a over on a romance novel.
Mandy never stood a chanceanyone who knows their superheroes understands villainpussy is simply too powerful, especially when voiced by Laura Bailey
>>550318683While I don't ascribe myself to that label. Thank you for setting the record straight.
>>550317250You know it's true.
As a Visibro, I love our Fuji friends
>>550319591It means you can't survive having sex with him without burning to a crisp. Haha.
>>550320747Would Robert stand a chance? He's survived some impossible odds especially for an average human.
>>550320747This isn't The Boys you silly retard
>>550320310What if they made Blazer into a 1000 year old milf
>>550299632
>>550320747A few burns would be worth it. Plus a fire extinguisher on the side could help
>>550320974Of course he can. There's a reason everyone wants to fuck him so bad, they can sense his powerful sexual energy
>>550322282Good point.
>>550322159Just imagine if Robert were that bottle.
>>550322282I bet he fucks like a fighter jet
>game has only heterosexual romances>threads are gay sex
>>550323183First time online?
>>550323173He should be a bit bigger I think...and Robbert a bit thinner...
>>550321943>>550322104A voice pack would go big with these. I wonder why the modder made them more detailed than Marvel Rival's artstyle. I think even their base 3d models in dispatch would've fit in fine
>>550321943>>550322104The fuck sort of mod is this?
>>550322901His small pecker would melt on his tongue.
>>550323856>I think even their base 3d models in dispatch would've fit in fineI agree but the only model that can be ripped is Flambae. So I guess the modder took liberties and made them in his own style. Still would've preferred him using Flambae's model at least.>>550323856>A voice pack would go big with these.It comes with a voice pack as well. Just couldn't play the audio directly, here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dapjypWTT6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2wG_Z_puRU>>550323856>>550323978Character model swaps for Marvel Rivals.https://www.nexusmods.com/marvelrivals/mods/5258https://www.nexusmods.com/marvelrivals/mods/5259
>>550324310Not if Robert has anything to say.
>>550323790Yeah. There are variations of this edit with some fitting a bit better than others.
>>550316128This is LITERALLY what Invisifags were doing about Invisigal + Robert. Now you see how ridiculous you look.
>Woolie the coward didn't tell the Z-team he's Mecha-ManAs expected.
>>550325217Let me guess: Invisifag.
/sdn/ is a Matt McMussles general, sorry beastfags
>>550325109Don't bother calling out their hypocrisy. They lack self-awareness.
BBjeets starting shit again...
>>550324310>>550324841Flambae, you're off course
>>550325267There is no timeline in the multiverse, where Woolie picks Blazer.
>>550325596Shut up Bob-Bob.
>>550325217It’s gonna be so funny if Pat ends up getting a perfect run and Woolie fumbles because he couldn’t stop fucking overthinking things
>>550326679For me, nothing can peak their Detroit playthrough, where they got the bad ending because they fucked around in Hank's house too much and didn't find out his son's name.
>>550326904They shit on David Cage for being unsubtle but nuked the whole run because the game was too subtle
>>550326904Pat and Woolie have always been one bad day away from being DSP. They either overthink or don’t pay attention to anything they play, then when they get punished for it, they make it the game’s problem
any visi fans
>>550325923I would scratch Flambae's underarm if he asked me to.
>>550327205No, the game was badly written. There's no way this is the only scenario in which Connor could find out his son's name, and there's no reason Hank should be using knowledge of his son's name as a litmus test for who's the real Connor.
>>550327487working on shroud variant :)
>>550327563You’re coping, Pat. Just admit that Cage beat you.
>>550327487no i like blazer
>>550327737why do you only ever see visi fans being this based?
>>550328925Every Blazer art is very distinctively made by a woman and theres no women here
>>550328756>dick printhm
>>550329563Imagine if it was Courtney playing with Robert's navel, abs and belly hair. Haha.
>>550329563like half the people who draw flambae forget his missing fingers
>>550329808>like half the people who draw flambae forget his missing fingersWhile that is true. You can see that's not the case here. The nubs are quite clear.
>>550329965yeah i realised a second after pressing post that i'm just retarded and need to go back to using my fingers to remember my lefts and rights again
>>550329965Bullshit. He's clenching really tightly. The artist is a dumb fujo as is usual. Case closed. *bangs hammer*
>>550330084Objection! Your Honor!
i fucking hate homophobes so fucking much
I don't hate gays I hate fags. If you don't think there's a difference, then, well... go fuck yourself.
I hate how sexy Flambae is
I liked this game and all, but does it really need a general?
>>550331168Robert...
>>550331234no, but where else will we have our hourly waifuwar shitflinging contest?
>>550327737Based artchad
Shroud could be reading this thread right now
>>550331741I hope he fucking is.
>>550330485YWNBAM stinky fuko>>550331234>visimal shippersnow Ive seen it all
>>550332096Sexophobic zoomers are so fucking gay it's unreal.
>>550331741>What do you mean? You said you wanted to see whom I'd choose. This is it. Look, you're right. I can't outsmart you... Because you know what? I'm not a smart guy. So the only way to keep you from knowing what I'm doing is to not have any idea what I'm doing. Which is how I feel all the time but, I trust my gut and I take my best guess. Just like you used to do. Before you plugged all those fucking Christmas lights into your head. Before you were afraid to make your own decisions... Elliot.
Invisimech <3333
>>550332096what boundaries does BB even cross
>>550333006kektumblrinas are alright sometimes
>>550333086>smartest BBjeet
>>550333086
>>550333006>when you fail every single dispatch and BB still calls you into her office to praise you for a job well done
>>550333086>Takes Robert out for drinks and speaks with him in a rather casual and flirty manner when it's supposed to be an "interview".>Doesn't explain to Robert she's in a relationship until the end of his first day at work. >Takes Robert to a conference room to change instead of the locker room.>Proceeds to lock herself inside with him.>Acts all nervous about him stripping when she could've simply given him privacy.>Still looks at him as he undresses through the reflection on the glass door.
Flambert <3333
>>550334382you should have pointed out that she didnt even intend to turn around (whore)
>>550332096Why are zoomers simultaneously the most degenerate generation while at the same time being terrified of the concept of sex?
>>550334583
>>550334715Newsflash zoomers are not a monolith. Second they have unfettered access to the web. Third many are affraid due to a host of factors, active consent, STDS, etc.
>>550334382none of this is actually nonconsensual or boundary crossing
>>550334382all this happens before the visiroute is even a possibility though
>>550334950Sounds like a zoomie nerve was touched
>>550335254Just telling it like it is.
>>550335161Your boss looking at you while you undress isn't boundary crossing?
>>550335596if you would please consult the graph
>>550335596I don’t apply real world logic to fiction
>>550335596not when you were actively flirting with her last night and have the option to tell her it's ok
>>550335693They both cross boundaries. Whether you liked one of them or not.
>>550335816And for those that weren't and told her to not peek?
>>550335693phenomenally spot on
>>550335729That's still the reality of the situation.
>>550335945First of all you don't even have an option not to flirt in episode 1 and if you tell her no then she turns around. Stealing some side glances at your reflection isn't anywhere close to visi eyefucking you in the open and kissing you in the locker room when you least expect it
>>550336373>Stealing some side glances at your reflection isn't anywhere close to visi eyefucking you in the open and kissing you in the locker room when you least expect itAgain, where have I given Visi grace for her actions?
>>550336074And?
>>550336950And what?
>>550337865Flambae and Robert are both playing Dark Souls. What type of build do they go for?
>>550338002Pyromancer Xanthous King build.
>>550338137oh, that must be the botched circumcision guy BB was talking about!
>>550338002Flambae: Straight up pyromancyRobert: Sorcery with a bit of Dex>>550338137Miyazaki's love for absurdly big hats...
>>550338353>Robert: Sorcery with a bit of DexI pegged him for a knight. Maybe with some intelligence to use certain spells. >Miyazaki's love for absurdly big hats...Kind of endearing quirk he has in terms of character desgin.
Guys Mandy might have a bit of an alcohol problem
Why doesn’t Sonar get fan art?
>>550338753He does though.
>>550338650Hm. Maybe you're right. I was thinking of him as a scrapper without the suit.
>>550338843>I was thinking of him as a scrapper without the suit.That's fair enough. What would be his endgame gear, I wonder?
>>550337865Flambae gets stuck at a hard bosses and gets very angry, but Robert is always there to calm him down.
>>550338753
>>550338942He'd put on full Havel armor and anti-magic buff to piss off casters like Flambae.
>>550338943How would Robert and Chad fare against each other when playing fighting games? Would things escalate to an actual scuffle?
>>550339108Depends on who is winning. If Robert is winning the room would get very hot. Very fast. Controller would probably melt. If Flambae is winning Robert is just like eh.
>>550339047Why did “The X Situation is Y” become a thing?
>>550339203it's the name of his vids
>>550339048kek, that's perfect.
>>550339239I know, but why did it become a thing for every sloptuber to title their videos like that?
>>550339194Flambae is such a sore loser.
>>550339401because it's the name of his vids
>>550339401>why did it become a thing for every sloptuber to title their videos like that?It drives attention and viewership. Vague enough to gather intrigue.
>>550339108dark souls 1 pvp is pure fucking cancer>naked people cartwheeling>some asshole throwing lloyd talismans and then running away like a dick>ugly ass lumpy armor wearing fat fucks with their oversized hammers>everyone is spamming wrath of the gods and pursuers and dark bead and other overpowered shit>people are named XxN*gg*rXX or CuntSw4ll0w3r24I saw ALL of the above once when I invaded in that forest area and I just stood back in amazement at what was unfolding
>playing PvP>in any game evert. picrel
https://youtu.be/7aj_GwEEbnI?si=fAdNd0xbSZ-GD-Ge
dark souls pvp be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbcfB5vYDUY
>>550339571The chaotic dickery is what made that game so fun.
>>550339571lmao
>>550339571
>>550340096Wow right in the soulsballs
>>550334950Zoomers are pretty much a monolith when it comes to their weird hangups about what was totally normal courting behavior just 20 years ago.They arrive at the venn diagram of "sex bad" from different angles (femminist sex bad bad circle, tradcuck sex bad circle, performative social media sex bad circle, etc) but at the end of the day they're standing in that common ground.
>>550341049Damn Mandy
>>550341205>MandyAnon... I.
Playing Halo with Robert
what would be the most cinema ending for Dispatch? I mean Roberts story ofc 10 kids with courtney spam
>>550341629>10Canon amount is 12.
>>550338753He gets a lot, but most of us cut Charlie
lol my mom played/beat dark souls during covid lockdowns although she was a pure sorcerer so i scolded her for it
>>550342529What's your issue with sorcerers?
>>550331234Do you think most of the games in the catalog need it? Human' creativity it's always about why not
>>550342695easy mode duh
>>550314147Kill yourself, insecure pussy.
>>550316128I mean, everyone wants Robert. Dude is a cutie pie. It's not out of the ordinary at all. We all fantasize about these girls, in every game we play. It's perfectly normal for gays/girls to fantasize about the men.
>>550343939>>550344094why haven't they banned your jeet ass yet?
>>550335596No, it's really not. Blazer is looking out for Robert by making him change in an actually private area not the bathroom, showing that she's trying to protect him. They have romantic chemistry from the jump already. Him consensually taking his shirt and pants off in front of her while she's facing the other direction isn't really crossing any line. She's keeping watch over him. No matter what you choose, he flirts with her by saying "I'm flexing all of my muscles right now". She wants to fuck Robert, Robert wants to fuck her too. It's mutual.The one who crosses the line of course just moments later, is in fact Invisigal. You know the one who was invisibly sitting in the room, spying on them without anyone's knowledge, watching Robert take off his clothes and not looking away?
>>550344126The Jew cries in pain as he strikes you.
>>550344809>>550335820
>>550344974I disagree with your premise. Robert was not uncomfortable. Just say you're scared of changing in front of a hot woman.This was for his job, not pleasure. She led him in there and shut the blinds because she has to do what she can to make sure nobody will see him. Just because she wants to look at his butt a little bit (everyone does) doesn't mean that she crossed any line. She turns around when asked to, and Robert turns around to face her while she's still facing away after his pants are on.
>>550344809>she's facing the other direction>>550334382
>>550345257Yes, she was. Wanting to sneak a peek in the mirror at Robert because she wants to have sex with him is completely natural, normal, and a healthy form of sexual tension.Someone else in the room on the other hand.....can't say the same for her.
>>550298036Something very bad
>>550345242>Just because she wants to look at his butt a little bit (everyone does) Says you.>doesn't mean that she crossed any line.If you were to stare at a subordinates rear let alone while they're undressing is completely justifiable?>>550345381>Wanting to sneak a peek in the mirror at Robert because she wants to have sex with him is completely natural, normal, and a healthy form of sexual tension.If you're peering it through a narrative lense, sure.>Someone else in the room on the other hand.....can't say the same for her.I definitely agree on that measure.
>>550297558>>550297837WTF is wrong with the Invisigal fags? Why are they posting false flag mommy fetish projections about Blazer? Did something happen to them this afternoon? Robert is the daddy of Z-Team, Mandy is the mommy. Keep up>>550345648>Robert was eyefucking Blazer in episode 1 constantly and she knows it>He was watching her interviews on his phone in his apartment all night>The only Little Light in his dark world was Blazer on his phone to illuminate him>Episode 2 rolls in, now Blazer is the one eyefucking Robert, reciprocating him in her own way>"NOOO SHE'S CROSSING THE LINE! WHY IS SHE SNEAKING A PEAK AT HIS BODY?? SHE'S HIS SUPERIOR REEEEEE"It takes two to tango, I'm afraid. Nothing Blazer did is out of the ordinary, and it's all consensual.
Is the next update pretty much going to be the Mandy update since the devs admitted they screwed up by not giving her enough time?
>>550345973>It takes two to tangoAssuming we did.
>>550346279Theres no way they would be implementing new scenes or restoring ones that ended up on the cutting room floor? At the very least not so soon.
>>550346290
>>550346531
>>550346279>next updateanon I...
>>550346290Weird and gross. Why are you still here?>>550346279I don't agree with your premise, Blazerfag. I'd be perfectly happy if the next update is 50/50 between Mandy and Courtney. We love her because she's so good and so rare. There's more than enough of her and she doesn't need unequal treatment to shine.I'm starting to notice a few things being posted from the "iPhone" filename that don't sit right with me as a BlazerGOD, and I'm pulling an intervention on you BBfag. Adhoc can shove in hours of more content for Mandy and she's STILL going to have a legion of sour haters. People will sswear up and down that she actually sucks even when Robert is falling in love with her. They'll cry Mary Sue from the mountaintop. I don't really want more of these people to be her fan or to be catered to. Most people are literally too stupid, angst ridden and miserable. I think that us Blazerbros have to understand that she suffers from her success. This is what it takes to be a true hero, you must always shoulder a heavy burden.
If invisigal has a billion fans then I'm one of them
If invisigal has only one fan left it will be me
>>550347030>Why are you still here?I like the game? Do I need a reason?
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>>550347030I yield to your reasoning
Even in their fan art that's all about Visi they can't help but throw their shade and contempt towards BB for being the hot and popular person. The same people are also constantly gloating about Invisigal being more popular. One gigantic circus of paradoxical jealousy and hypocritical projections. You'd think they'd learn to just keep her name out of their mouths entirely after their conspiracies were all incorrect, they refused to apologize, and everyone else was proven correct that Invisigal was a spy.
If invisigal has no fans that means Im dead
And once again the cycle continues.
>>550347341I mean....your Robert was an incel. You rejected the pussy that fell to your feet. It's sad that you're arguing about the romance plot in the general in December when you ignored every single one of Roberts desires
If the world is against Courtney, that means im against the world
>>550347751>You rejected the pussy that fell to your feet. It's sad that you're arguing about the romance plot in the general in December when you ignored every single one of Roberts desiresI thought this was a narrative choice based game not a dating sim? Or are we shifting the goal posts now?
>>550347921You're just a fag and you want to self insert Robert as a queen
>>550347981I accept your concession.
>>550317610Ngl I wish that they kept or slightly modified the 3rd to the right costume, I like the red.
>>550346279It's a fundamental misstep to make the boss a love interest in a game about tard wrangling your little team of tards.At best it can be a well written tangent. But it's objectively a digression.
>>550297558Coomers unite
>>550348138>is literally gay>doesn't deny it (bi cope is laughable)>spams the thread all night and day with homosexuality>revels in nonstop faggotry, trolling and attention seeking in a straight romance gameAbsolutely disgusting.jpg>>550348225>It's a fundamental misstep to make The Supergirl a romance option for The Iron Man in the super hero visual novel game with romanceDeeeerrrrpppppp
>>550348180I disagree. Sky blue and yellow color scheme is integral. The red amulet adds all the contrast you need. Remember, she's the Twinkie
>>550348446
>>550348970Now that's what I call a concession accepted
>>550342529Khorne that you?
>>550347712
>>550348639The final costume is fine, it's just a preference of mine that tertiary colors have more presence on a design.
>>550349050Sure, Jan.
>>550312141>"then I met you and my eyes changed" lyric is played directly on this frameIt's like poetry, they rhyme>>550349364The red gem is the heart of a true hero. It's just like the heart on the Hostess logo
>>550348446It's not a galge but I can see you're delusional enough to make it into one in your head.
>>550349697>still scrambling to pretend that the power fantasy combined with hetero romances isn't the main appeal just because he's a homosexual minority
>>550312141Absolutely, gotta invite the boys over.
>>550325267The only streamer I've seen who actually romanced BB is Sonar.
i hate the jeet so much it'd unreal
Your hatred of straight White men and capitalization only makes me more and more powerful
>>550350393That's just uncalled for.
>>550350771Especially considering Invisible SEA monkeys and gays are confirmed to be the #1 shitposters of Dispatch threads. It's a worrying sight to see such anger and hostility towards our straight White male friends
>>550350393Me too anon, but we're not getting away from him. He has his autistic crusade and he's not going anywhere
>>550351151>cries about me every single day of his life>hates and hates and hates some moreKeep going SEAmonkey, eventually your hate will manifest you an Invisible girlfriend
>guy shows up>says something positive about Blazer>Visikeks spend the next six hours seething about the emotional damage they just received>rinse>repeat>also Robert/Flambae gay sex sprinkled in throughoutGod, these threads are terrible.
>>550351516It is what it is. Never gonna stop posting Blazer though
>>550351516I liked the thread better when the fujos were posting. At least they keep to themselves and don’t fan the flames of the shipping wars.
Fujos out here taking strays.
chances of aaron paul returning for season 2?
>>550351823He did express great interest along with the rest of the cast. AdHoc would be stupid if they don’t have him and the team reprise their roles.
>>550351823I would say 100%, nfs killed his potential movie career, so he should find another way. Also he probably hates his fame as "science, bitch! " guy
hate the threads todayYou're so bad to me, I know, but I can't changeTried to tell you but you look at me like maybeI'm a schizo underneathDiscontent and conceitYesterday I cried(This is the jeet in the song not me)You must have been relieved to see your shitposting riseI can understand how you'd be so damn bruisedI don't really like youI'm a little bit of everything all rolled into oneI post shit, I'm a botherMy wife is mid, better than no otherI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other waySo take me as I amThis may mean you'll have to shitpost like a fagRest assured that when I start to think its a disserviceAnd I'm going to extremesTomorrow I wont change and today won't mean a thingI post shit, I'm a niggerMy wife is mid, and good for brazzersI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other wayJust when you thinkyou got mefigured outThe IP is already changingI think your a foolTo like who you doAnd don't try to save meI suck dick, I'm a glazerMy wife is shit, I need a razorI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other wayI'm a schizo, I'm a jeetI'm a manchild huffing blazers feet!When you insult her, i get tougher!I'm falseflagging undercoverI've been dumb, I'm deprivedCan't say that I'll surviveYou know I wouldn't want it any other way
Reminder that I defended the flaming fujos here >>550344094 and was not only ignored by the Flambae faggot, but was openly demonized by his Invisible simp butt buddy. The only thing that matters to these people is that you don't step on their toes. But they never, ever stop themselves from stepping on others toes. Case in point, the post above me.
>>550352093you sound unnecessarily mean, you are definitely the BBjeet
>>550352150> and was not only ignored by the Flambae faggot, Did you want to be noticed? What’s the problem?
>>550352330Police your own, bitch ass faggot.
>>550352373
>>550352258You sound unquestionably insane
>>550352373We’re all individuals. Not as if these subsets of fans are a hivemind that can be corralled.
Yeah really just goes to show you that some people are good and will still defend those we vehemently disagree with and dislike, while some of us are not good and will not offer that same courtesy.
>>550318462>>550317783I'm pretty sure "old soul" here referred to the fact she's meant to be an old school superhero from a different age of comics but written into a more modern setting, not that she literally is old. I mean I could be wrong and that could be a cheeky hint, but I doubt it, there would probably be more and bigger hints than just a single descriptor from a paragraph that's talking about her style, not her age.
>>550352681>trying to take the moral high ground after shitposting religiously and openly talking about white supremacy Lol, lmao even
What a chance hiring Robert was completely Chase's initiative after he heard the news?
BBjeet>DiscussionVisifag>DURR WHAT IF COURTNEY AND ROB HAD.... ONE BILLION CHILDREN!?hm, wait which one am I supposed to hate again?
>>550353015>DiscussionYou insult people randomly
>>550320310That's Batman though. Superman wouldn't, Aquaman wouldn't, Thor wouldn't, Cpt. America wouldn't, Ironman wouldn't. In fact, the vast majority of super heroes do always have their main love interests be more in the line of the first because they come from their origin stories.And also Batman is a fucking RETARD because Zatanna is quite possibly the best and hottest girl in all of Marvel and beats both Catwoman and Talia eleven ways to sunday, holy fucking shit greatest detective in the world and he doesn't even realize he could have literal MAGIC SEX.
>>550353071Insulting someone on... 4chan!? Well, why didn't you tell me sooner, this guy is clearly deranged.
>>550352846>he openly hates White people>he constantly projects that his White boogyman is an Indian just because he can criticize Invisigal>he constantly spams that "Brown tomboys" are made for White men and only White men are interested in Invisigal>he constantly projects that "Blondes" are only liked by Black men and Indians, every single day of his lifeI'm White. If that makes you mad, too bad.
>>550353165That's a lot of projection, thanks for the chuckle, I needed that
>>550353015Let me be clear. I already posted my White hand on /v/ ages ago. If I have to post a new timestamp, I will. I'm not a fucking pajeet and I'm in the USA. Meanwhile the Invisigal faggot shitposter who seethes about BB every single day doxxed himself as posting from SEA.Take that as you will, my friend. Hopefully we can get back to Dispatch discussions, even if it means people get their toes stepped on.
>>550353430Maybe we could have some discussion if you weren't busy constantly shitting on Invisigal and making it your life's mission to shill white supremacy. If you unapologetically believe in what you're saying, you're evil btw.
>>550353430Do you think its just one person who hates you?
>SEAchads give us stellar animation >jeets give us ai slop I think I'll take out SEAgods
I hear you have the discussion, little creature
so he likes BB mainly because she's white? not because she's a good person?
>>550354290Bingo
>>550353849>WHITE SUPREMACIST!Now THAT is truly cringe. You openly hate a White man (for posting online) and you screech about how he's EVIL, because he prefers his own race LMFAO. Blacks are racist too. Just accept that you're a fucking bitch>>550353883Over 9000 people hate me. So what? Yes a lot of people hate White men every day of their lives. Invisible faggots unironically hate Nick Herman, the director of the game. Do you think you hating me (for criticizing Invisigal) is going to make me change my mind? Don't you fucking faggots ever get a clue>>550354027>>550354206>>550354290>>550354332Never ending seethe. It literally never ends.
What has thread come to?
>be a racist White male>my favorite character is Chase>my favorite girl is the one who takes care of Chase>my least favorite girl is the one who attacks ChaseExplain, Invisible faggots. Why am I evil?
>>550296515> Getting Along EditionComplete utter pandemonium.
Uh oh, jeet is having a melty again
>>550354772I've already said my peace on the fujo faggot and they hate me too even though I don't care. I step on their fag toes. Blazer threatens them bigly. Some of them are legitimately terrified of her, and either are obsessed with trying to cuck her or they just refuse to acknowledge her existence entirely>>550355067Now who is being racist?
>>550354639We're gathering the evidence needed to nuke this shit forever
>>550353015You're not supposed to point that out
>>550355104Are you sure you’re not making a mountain out of a molehill? You’re acting like everyone is out to get you.
>be racist and totally evil White supremacist>love Chase>love Coupe>love Prism>saved InvsigalExplain. I genuinely want your explanation how this can be true
>>550355104>the fujos didn't get on their knees and thank me for defending them...>they must hate Blazer...
>WHY DOESNT ANYBODY LIKE MEEEEEEEEE
Everyone knows how much /v/irgins cannot stand Blonde Blazer. Still haven't seen a single apology form posted by (You)
>>550355679I'm going to print this out, and use it to wipe my ass next time I take a shit
>>550355764I don't think Xerox paper is very effective for asswiping, but I respect the hustle
>>550355764Sooo much this Invisible sisters! But with photos of Courtney being rejected. I can use a new one every time!
>>550353138>Superman>Captain America>IronmanMy niggas. No wonder I love MechaBlazer so much. Batman is kinda gay, all things considered
>>550355679IJBOL
>guy shows up>says something positive about Blazer>Visikeks spend the next six hours seething about the emotional damage they just received>rinse>repeat>also Robert/Flambae gay sex sprinkled in throughout
>>550356872
>>550356872episode 1 is dedicated to her and arguably the best episode in the game
Everyone knows how much /v/irgins cannot stand Blonde Blazer.
>>550356980>>550357087>>550357147samefag
>>550357147I think its cute that everyone hates you and you try to deflect it as "they hate Blazer" but in reality they just hate you
>post Blonde Blazer>they/thems get angry
>>550357273see>>550353015>>550353139You can hate me for the rest of your life as far as I am concerned. I'm still going to post Mandy
>>550357013I can feel the genuine frustration.
>>550355679>no Mercury was in retrograde
>>550358440Oh yes, me so angry me no type properlyGrrrr anon, you so much better than me, and your pp is so big, so so so big.You have giant pp anon
say something nice about him
>>550357335Rinse and repeat.
>>550349969Half as long…
>>550358671he created a very nice game and his wife has a nice voice
>>550358671I think he's pretty based. I like his game a lot, and I like how coy he is about this story he's telling. It's good stuff. Eagerly await what comes next.
>>550358671Dispatch was fun and I enjoyed his game. I trust him to make s2 better
>Rahbut I wanna sea a moobie.
>>550358579>femoid brained meme in place of any legitimate reason for poor behaviorTypical, but not acceptable.
>>550358620She's Z-Team mom, not the HR lady. It's long past the point for you to show her some respect, SEA monkey shitposter. Follow your tomboy waifu's lead, take some accountability for your mistakes and transgressions, and start doing what's right.
>>550341474Courtney's favorite halo game?
https://youtu.be/tn4Es3Gvk50>Robert and Mandy are vulnerable>Z-Team arrives>this starts playing>that teamwork montageI came.
>>550360068I'm not your seamonkey boogeyman you schizo
>>550360304this is too girly for punished visi
>>550360387>shitposts Blazer every single day of life without failI know exactly who you are.
i think these threads are 6 people pretending to be 2 people
>>5503602092. She plays with golem and Robert, but likes playing with Robert because shes not better than golem and gets to save Robert ingame
Visi is a ForgeStacy, she loves Reach, Bruno has spent 6 months LASOing H2 and loving every death
A Halo 2 dual protagonist structure would be so cool bros, a good excuse to have more romances and gay options
>>550360759>visi makes a robert statue in forge
>>550361113>she designs it so the minimap looks like Robert too
you guys ever wonder how common workplace romance is in sdn? i mean you have capable guys working with physically attractive people over life-or-death situations, some bonding is bound to happen
>Robert says his dad died in the mech while fighting Shroud>Shroud says he took his time killing him, shooting him four times, while his dad pissed his pants in fear >comic shows Shroud shooting him once and immediately running awaySo.....which is it?
>>550364598There was a family with a kid in the office
>>550364836rob didn't mean it literallyshroud liesthe comic is canon
>>550364598omg are they talking to each other???? they're dating!!!
>>550364836comic is not canon, same with the non-whore mandy exposition
>>550364836Every cool story is made up, anon, "lies as an eyewitness" is a thing
>>550364836Shroud is a lying jobber
>>550365032this is a romance game, let people ship
>>550364598Realistically, a company that keeps beer in the break room will most likely not make a big deal of it
She's called BB because it's one letter off from her favorite thing.
>>550366032kek
>>550357273>>550366032>>550366449This is so interesting
>>550364836I'm going with the comic because flat out it's just what we actually SEE, instead of what someone says.Rob says he died in the suit because Rob can't help but idolize his father and grandfather as THE Mecha Mans. Or maybe Chase even lied to him and said it was an actual fight so Rob doesn't have to deal with the fact his father just got backstabbed by the guy who he kept refusing despite his help and who he sucker punched and beat to within an inch of his life moments ago.Shroud is just exaggerating it to humiliate Rob/his father/raise the morale of his followers. He's not even the one who says the pants pissing part, that's Toxic, and knowing Toxic he could just have made that up himself to provoke Rob.The comic shows what actually happened.
>>550364598>Galen has his own super gfHe won.
I hope we see a Rorschach/Moon Knight-like hyper violent vigilante in season 2 either as a part of z-team or otherwise.Always liked that archetype.
>>550366032>Mandy loves barbecues.Damn, she's even better than I thought.
>>550366032LMAO
>>550366032>>550366449>>550367918So true Invisible sisters! We really love race mixing don't we? White women are whores and race mixers. Brown women are timid wives made for us racist White men!
>>550368672>trying to make us the racists herelollmao
>>550369570see>>550355067
>>550341781>Canon amount is 12where did courtney hint at this exact number?
>>550368672You claim to be white yet you're an American, how can you reconcile this?
>>550369682in his headThe canon number is actually 0
>Eurocuck still can't capitalize WhiteBrown woman. White woman.
Mandy supremacy
Waterboy gets to tap this???
>>550371223I imagine the week after the ending at the office must have been quite a shake up once everyone realized BB was a brunette and Robert was tapping that ass
Robert is tapping a lot of ass
>>550371797I'd like to imagine everyone's very first reaction would have been like>Hey, who's that chick Robert is making out with? Damn, he never told us he already had a girlfriend, I thought he was hitting it off with Blazer.
Invisible simp "try not to false flag shitpost Blazer for 5 minutes" challenge: utterly impossible
>>550371865i want a malevola route where it starts off as a passion-of-the-moment fling and quickly turns into a stable relationship with 0 drama like mandy's or courtney's
>>550372320I hope you truly realize how much of a shitstain you are to the world. are you actually unemployed?
>>550372385Malevola has a very high ceiling for a romance plot. Potentially the highest. But I don't see her and Robert as an exclusive couple at all. Nothing connects them. I think she's one of "those" girls if you catch my drift. She's eager to please and she's not afraid to use her body to get what she needs.>>550372427>get called out for shitposting Blazer for the 50th time today>"noooo stop noticing"
Uuuuuh
>>550373130
>>550373130>>550373343
>>550372794she seems chill and weirdly attracted robert, if they have a thing going and robert wants to get serious i'm sure she doesn't mind one bit
>>550373793Like I said, nothing actually connects them. She's just a naturally attractive and likable person. There's no narrative there. This is one of the things I commend the game on a lot. The choice between Invisigal and Blonde Blazer is not a pointless one, it's directly tied to the narrative and it's not just about the player being attracted to someone
>>550374005idk man, there's plenty room to advance the plot, why limit yourself to just one thing, maybe she frequents a convenience store near Robert's place and they hit it off
>>550374373The only narrative I see is making her into a rival of Blazer in a direct way. Like they try to one up each other all day and then have a cat fight over Robert and you have to choose who to support between them. Angel vs Demon type of thing. There's literally nothing else though, there's no mirror between Malevola and Robert. It's just "wow big red hot lady".
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3625077247&searchtext=Phenomaman voicepack is now out. Don't have strong feelings on what to work on next, probably Prism or Coupe.
>>550374806You're so fucking boring jeet, just like your choice in fictional waifu
>>550375047>durrrr they could meet at duh convenience store>durrrrrr you're so boringPathetic shitposting cunt. You never, ever stop shitposting!
What's the narrative hook between Malevola and Robert? We know what Invisigals hook to Robert is. We all know how many traits are connected between BB and Mecha ManSo what connects Robert and Malevola?
>>550375509As some anon wrote, she's like Robert's older sister, who does jealousy-provoking stuff for fun
>>550376958But where's the hook?
>>550377051there is no hook, it's just people being horny for strong demon mommy
>>550377051There's none, casual sex, which is why all Malevola content is just porn.
This is why she ain't a romance option.
>>550377051There is no hook, they are two adults who admire each other but live in different words. They are like 2 strangers who had some fun at a party, but didn't talk to each other since
I genuinely don't know how to solve this new captcha
>>550379958>the easiest captcha ever>getting filteredPlease, BBbro....
>>550380032Well the instructions aren't exactly clearI didn't realize I had to click next after finishing it until the 26th time I completed it
>>550379958It's always a quantity of orbs
I've seen like 6 women complain about Visi sexually harassing you now but not a single man gives a shit. Coincidentally all those women wanted Robert to be gay
>>550381056I'm a man and I've complained about that scene
The majority of women romance Invisigal.
Why is he called Phenomaman instead of Phenomeman?
>>550381553The sample size of streamers and youtubers says that's not true
>>550381653The majority of female streamers chose Invisigal.
>>550381716Demonstrably false.
>>550381972Lol. Why lie on the internet when anyone can easily disprove it by just going to YouTube to see for themselves? What's the motivation? Why aren't you happy that Invisigal is more popular
>>550381716Doubt, Cortney's character would scare most of the female normalfags, especially that leap of faith you should do after hospitalization of Chase
>>550382664Emiru chose her, Parkenharbor chose her, most every random girl channel you find on YouTube gets the Invisigal ending. Doubt all you want to, go spend 10 minutes looking it up and you'll see it.You'll also see a lot of buyers remorse and regret on their faces when Mandy tells them that Visi is "fucking miserable"
That's two Invisigal endings back to back just on the very first two channels that popped up and they were both females
Three in a row boys, this one instantly wanted the Blazer ending instead when watching them on the car together (many such cases)
>>550382951With how heavily focused episodes 2-4 is on visi it makes sense why everyone chooses her, and it's only in the later half where BB starts to shine and visi starts to fuck up in ways that matter. Ironic that everyone initially thought BB was hiding something while visi was actually the safe pick and it turned out to be the opposite
Four in a row
Most female streamers I’ve seen chose Invisigal but said they’d rather go the harem route and romance both.What is it with women and wanting to sleep around so badly?
Hot girls pick Mandy
>>550382951>>550383554>>550383846>>550384070What are you trying to prove here?
>>550384303The majority of female streamers chose Invisigal.
You tend to see this face a lot in this ending
I hate women
This girl chose Invisigal but failed to mentor her so she got no romance ending
>>550384946>It’s HER fault that I suck at the game!Every time
>>550385030Nothing Invisigal does is ever Invisigals fault, yes we heard you.
>>550355679She was stupid, and I won’t apologize.
>>550385193It’s literally your job the help the entire team become heroes.
>>550385193You know what? Yeah, it isn’t ever Visi’s fault, unironically. What’re you gonna do about it?
That's 8 for Invisigal and 2 for Mandy. Just pulling up the first 10 results for "Dispatch ending" and clicking only on the female streamers. This trend is not going to magically shift the further and further I scroll down the page
>>550385703>ShenpaiNot a good example
>>550386278I don't know who she is, I heard the fat female voice and counted it
>>550386692She’s one of those people who said you’re a Nazi if you play Hogwarts Legacy
>>550384592What was her problem?
Because nobody likes to admit to make mistakes on the internet, will Blazer quietly become the more favored romance over time now that we have seen how unstable Visi is. I don’t think Visi is a bad character just a poor romance choice for Robert. It’s like if a therapist dates a patient it ain’t right. Blazer and Robert are on a more equal footing emotionally. It seems like their isn’t any a lot of buyers remorse for Visi and the Blazerfags have a feeling of vindication
>>550387565*it seems like their is buyers remorse
>>550387051Who? The Blonde streamer girl? Most people are just dumb, bro.
>>550385703And why does this matter? I don't get why you're pointing this out?Also fuck this new captcha, I click "Get Captcha" and don't need a verification, yet I still get a "No valid captcha" error?
>>550387884Because the majority of women choose Invisigal. Someone claimed that wasn't true
>>550387884If you're using 4chanXT you have to manually update it ctrl+F:!((el = $('#t-msg')) and replace with:!((el = $('#t-msg, #t-task'))
Why can’t we just be like “Oh, you romanced that person? Cool, I romanced this other person but I respect your choice?”
>>550388417because world peace isn't possible
>>550388417That sounds boring. Are you a BBfag? That's exactly what a BBfag would say.
Oh, the majority including most women romanced that person? Cool, I romanced the other person
>>550388558I just want us to get along. It’s scary when we fight.
>>550388675Cool
>>550388751NTA but I want us to get along too. Hell this thread is titled as such anyway. Sad to see it not being reflected.
>leave thread for a bit>come back to the jeets completely obvious falseflagging >and then actually use YouTube to try to validate his choices>still going on about racism
The majority of women choose Invisigal. Why does that upset people? I don't understand.
>>550389824Innumerable cases, unfortunately.
I want to FUCK Lana
>>550375028Thanks anon. You the real mvp
Mandy is a more iconic name than Courtney
Robert Robertson is better
>>550391419And she has a fatter ass too. That’s the most important thing
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME EVEN IF I WAS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Amanda...
>>550391419Mandy who? Cortney had a few good tracks
>>550392241kek
>>550392241Now do Courtney.
BB is a real bed-winner if you know what I mean
Yep, someone is upset about something.
>>550392610>aislop>futa
>>550392843It's a false flag.
>>550393081I'm a visifag, I don't care about falseflagging, I'd just rather not see shitty aislop futa in our threads.
>>550393186Nobody does
>>550393081I remembered your tits being bigger
We fucking won
>>550396010PC gaming isn’t real gaming
>>550396010Well, at least those guys are more adequate in nominations, TGA is "how do you do, fellow goymers" show
>streamer never sides with visi, cuts her from team>surprised visi turns to villainy and puts the blame on hermaybe it's not that serious but I feel like this game exposes shitty people that look for the worst in people
Roberto Robertoson
ATTENTION: BROKEN THINGS UPDATE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>550399072SO TAKETHESE BROKEN WINGS
How different does Robert act when he's drunk?
>>550400224He becomes really homophobic
>>550398798You talking about Az?
>>550400391never heard of them but it's a consistent thing among visi haters
>>550398798To play armchair psychologist, I’d say it’s a combination of many different factors.>The majority of live streamers are bad people in general and act as you’d expect.>The public has been conditioned for over a decade now by nihilistic, subversive superhero stories like Watchmen, The Boys, Injustice, and the MCU to always look for the worst in superhero characters >Invisigal is a tsundere and zoomers have been taught by Twitter to hate tsunderes in recent years>Zoomers are petty bastards who don’t believe in character development, only first impressions. Visi is shitty all through episode 2, so they immediately write her off and make it their mission to be shitty back to her for the rest of the game
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>>550400391Az gets paid to hate literally everything. He is not to be taken seriously.
>>550400391It’s funny how much Az bitches about superheroes being jerks now but did everything in his power to ensure Visi became a villain. Also funny that he shat on the game while Drinker gave it a glowing review
>>550400645Nooooo :((( take it back TAKE IT BACK
>>550400645Now they will post x2 times more
>>550401130I'm sorry anon. But those are the new rules. You have to listen to them. >>550401245They can't cross the line.
>>550398798Are you implying Visi is justified in living a life of crime because Robert decided not to be a spineless doormat cuck?
>>550401420Teachers forgive retards if it helps
Alright that's it.Fujo posting is allowed under this line________________________________
>>550401420We’ve been over this a million times. You’re just a bad person, okay?
Two things:1. No more fujo posting below this line2. No more lines below this line________________________________
>cut Invisigal>romance Blazer>she still took the bulletSKILL ISSUE
Courtney owes Robert kissu
Fujoposting is now allowed below and underneath this line from now on until the end of the thread, and this is a super mega god line so no other anons can say it doesn't count, nor can anyone override it in any way.________________________________
>>550399994Just finished readingMan ;_;
>>550402225You can't fucking do that.
FUJO BROSYOUR TIME HAS COME
>>550403591Oh fuuuug
>>550402959I just did
What constitutes fujo posting?
>>550403591Hmm, I doubt they do it without some hidden motives, maybe something small will be announced
>>550401420She still thwarted and killed Shroud, she's just gonna do her own thing without an incompetent mentor that failed her
>>550403591Give me some ideas. The parameters of the contest state that as long as it’s original and Dispatch related, it’s eligible.
>>550402225End of rine Rine end here
I'm going to have to start writing, Broken Things has convinced me that I need to create something of my ownWhy the hell is Dispatch doing this to me? I've never felt anything like this in my entire life, for some reason I just can't leave it behind mePic related, it's me
>>550405257The power of art, anon, it inspires
>>550405065This. Just this.
I don't know why I made this
>>550398798Ngl Visi spends months working as a hero with other ex-villains who are actually managing to switch to heroes and who don't fuck up or betray the others even a quarter of what she does. She's nearly 30, she really shouldn't fucking leave all her life choices up to whether the guy she's currently twisting the knife inside of is able to forgive her or not and have some damn morals of her own. I got her good ending because I just put as much patience into it as I could and knew it'd eventually pay off, but the moment Royd was detaining her and yelling not to trust her, I really, REALLY struggled not to think "How the fuck is he in the wrong here?".But, I mean, she's an asthmatic who's also a chronic smoker while also allying with supervillains because they'll treat her asthma. It's not like her head is in the right place to begin with.
>>550406126>implying Coupé isn't a disgusting tryhard in every game she plays
>>550406258The first half of episode 3 is the Z team all betraying each other to get ahead
>>550406494First, that was months ago in-universe from the point at which Royd decides he's not trusting her and from that point literally everyone but Visi is almost a full fledged redeemed hero already while she's the only one still regularly fucking up. And second, those were at most mild annoyances, nothing compared to the shit Visi gets up to throughout the game.
>>550406258>fuck up or betray even a quarter as much as the others literally one instance and it's going after the pulse which she strategically did to throw shroud off and let robert defeat him. some of you just make your own fanfiction about these characters because the game presents them as even slightly morally ambiguous
>>550399072>No Robert, you can't let your villain GF live in your closet without anyone else knowing...B-BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!?!?!?Chase...
>>550406732She went after the pulse by herself. That’s it. You going “SHE DID SO MUCH WORSE BRO!” Isn’t gonna manifest your made up grievances into reality
>>550406825>>550406986>and it's going after the pulseAnd then keeping it away from Robert.And then running away anyway even though you don't cut her off the team.And then later turning out to have been a spy all along.Not to mention that she still kept secret that she placed the bomb that fucked up Robert until that late.And that she's the only one that actually did something dangerous during the day of choosing who to cut and had a villain escape because of her interference. The others just pranked each other.Yeah no, I don't blame other players for just not trusting her. She really doesn't do anything to earn trust until the last 5 minutes where she takes the bullet.
>>550407136I can't engage with retards who don't even try to understand the story or the motives behind characters
>>550407224>B-But she did it all with good intentions!And she ruined everything, over and over again, and never once actually put her trust on her team.(And not all of it even had good intentions, only the parts near the very end)
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>SHE'S SUCH A FUCKING BITCH YOU GUYS SHE DID EVERYTHING WRONG AND YOU SHOULD ALL CUT HER, EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T PUKE SHE'S STILL ON HIS SIDE, HE TOLD HER TO KEEP THE PULSE FROM HIM, HE TOLD HER TO BLOW UP THE MECH. HER UNPROMPTED CONFESSION WAS PART OF HIS PLAN TO GET ROBERTS TRUST!>GETTING HIT INTO BEEF WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG, HE WANTED TO LOSE HIS MECH AND TAKE THE DOG HOSTAGE>WHY DO YOU FORGIVE HER>NOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU NEED TO FUCK MY WAIFU>YOU NEED>TO FUCK>MY WIFE
>>550407528obvious falseflag, no one would say this
Villain Visi was actually going to sell the Astral Pulse on the blackmarket, but she had a brainfart and accidentally gave it back to Bobert (he owes her sex now).
>>550406953It all returns to nothing
>>550407474>over and over again>a quarter as much as the others>months>all the shit throughout the game>regurally fucking upI don't read the same fanfiction as you anon, I'm sorry >
>>550407903Ok anon, let's test out some things to see which of us played the game and which of us is living in fanfictionland.Did Visi spy on Robert on multiple occasions or did she not?Did Visi disobey Robert's orders, letting a villain escape and getting an elderly man injured or did she not?Did Visi trip up Malevola during a dangerous chase or did she not?Did Visi punch Robert in the face or did she not?Did Visi ignore the whole team wanting to prepare before storming the warehouse and go on her own or did she not?Did Visi then hide the pulse even though Chase had almost died because of her recklessness or did she not?Did Visi then leave and desert her team regardless of whether you cut her off or not?Did Visi plant the bomb on Robert's back or not?Did Visi spy for Red Ring or not? And don't repeat the puke shit yet again, because that's as easy as her just turning off the network while she was invisible and walking up to the roof.Answer all of these questions while thinking very slowly about what happens in the game, not in those fanfics you seem to be so familiar with.
>>550406126God you suck at reading characters.
>>550406126I don't know about Blazer but pretty much one of the only things we know Pman adapted to well was games.
>>550408541>her just turning off the networkHer network connection, to be clear, because I just know you're ITCHING to reply "she can't turn the network off hurr durr".
>>550408541>Before events of the game>Start of the game where they were all bad>The one pulse incident Yeah you're just reaching
>>550409062Ok, so you can't follow basic instructions or understand yes/no questions. I see.
>>550407835>Inb4 Mandy tries to ship Courtney off to Guantanamo Bay
>>550408541Alright, if you're so obsessed with this shit, why don't you bump this number up. Shouldn't be hard right? Most of them are low quality anyway
>>550409519Because I don't read fanfiction.
>Romance the secret villain of the game>Get surprised when she does villainous things>Even worse, lash out for entire threads at a time at anyone who even just mentions what she does in the game
>>550409769Isn't she only a villain for the 30% of you that fucked up?
>>550409843She's the secret villain until at the very least when Royd reaches pulse prototype #19, what your choices decide is if she stays a villain or not.
long haired coupe
>>550409587Sure, but why do you still feel the need to defend your wife's honor? You don't have any skin in the game, you don't draw, you don't write. All you do is barrage other people's choices. You realize that most of don't mind Mandy right? We just shitpost about her because you're such a gigantic fucking cunt.
>>550410023Oh boy, right back to "you're my thread archnemesis".
why did chase die for using his powers for like 20 seconds?
>>550410272I mean, apart from aging faster, which that probably wasn't enough to meaningfully accelerate it, he still did run a full sprint marathon in his 70-80s with zero warm up.
>>550410272because he has the heart of a 95 year old and just did the equivalent of a marathon
>YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO
If you were to pick which schizo to keep and which to delete forever, would it be BBjeet or the guy who keeps writing essays on why Invisigal is literally Hitler?
Flambae is the best gay character since Ray Gillette
>>550410692They’re fucking identical Robert
>>550410692If me simply summarizing what Invisigal does throughout the game without adding or detracting anything at all makes you think of Hitler...
>>550410692BBjeet since I can picture the Visi hater as Chase which makes me laugh
>>550410692I want to breed them both and see what new kind of mental illness comes out
>>550410692Neither, the fire rises.
Idk about you guys but my Visi and Golem went on dozens of successful missions and saved a bunch of innocent lives
>>550410692I'll take the jeet. At least he attempts to stay in his lane mostly. The other faggot is probably the falseflagging ratfaggot who exposed himself
>final ep>everything great up to that point, maxed dispatcher early and gave what I thought were sensible stats, consistently succeeded>put pussy on a pedestal with invisibitch and morale sharply goes into the toilet>failing fucking everything or missing half the calls or at the mercy of RNG because I have to stack multiple heroes to win the higher-grade ones (because their stats are now half of what they should be)>every fail spirals and gets them injured and taken out of play entirely>afaik this is the only shift where losing actually matters>all the scenario info I can find for that late in the game to rubber-stamp my way through is ai-generated nonsense or tailored to a non-applicable roster
>>550412405Awful lot of greentext to say>Wow, I suck dick at the easy gameplay.
>>550412405I'm sorry, but you're just bad. Not cutting Visi is arguably optimal, early calls are easy and one extra body makes up for the morale loss.
>>550412405What are you struggling with? The morale drop is one point so all it’s doing is helping you win those autoloss checks. That’s not a rhetorical question are you sending too many people at once, not enough, poorly specced, didn’t level people, picked bad abilities, what?
>>550411524Our heroes!
>>550412565yeah I know his ability to fill out slots is busted, but that's per scenario and there's a dozen of them popping at once once coupe sets off her waves>>550412603I wouldn't even have cut the first one if it was an option, blazer was throwing her weight around and caused issues by undermining robert's authority over the team and forcing him to cut one right off the bat - so it comes off as mixed signals when I'm trying to give visi a chance>>550412725sending too many people and not saving enough points for combat I guess, or maybe missing calls doesn't matter as much as failing them and I should be letting them go
>>550412405I’ve seen many people ace the final Dispatch so hard that Blazer never even spawned for them
>>550411243>I can picture the Visi hater as Chase Kek
On my third playthrough now. Gonna make all the same choices as always, except I’m going with Waterboy instead of Phenomeman this time. Does Waterboy make Dispatches more of a challenge?
>>550414086You can mold Waterboy into whatever you want, if you cut Coupé then he's kind of awkward to fit in with the rest of team though.
>>550414416Coupebros vindicated once more
You know what no one ever brings up? The fact that Robert kept his Mecha Man suit in his apartment complex’s parking lot. So does that mean everyone there was just aware that Mecha Man lived there?
Fujos lost
>>550414785Yes, and they say nothing since it's a guarantee no one will try to break into any of the apartments in the complex since they'll risk getting immediately fucked up by Mecha Man.
>>550411524they've been my best pair each playthrough, love emhow do you think Golem is doing after the end of a villainVisi playthrough?
>>550413736Losing a mission is worse than letting it go, since it hurts any participants and wastes their time. If a mission comes up judge if it’s worth pursuing or not by determining its stats, number of slots, and whether or not the people you have are suited to it or not. At this point two people SHOULD be enough to win any mission if you send the pairs together. As far as solos go flambae once he gets going and golem in general can solo most missions(in flambae’s case any focusing on combat/mobility and the thing you specced in). I’ve heard that the items restock every cutscene so you can use those pretty liberally to speed up recovery time/recover/etc. can’t think of any other advice I can give besides when you get blazer try to keep her near groups/bombs I guess since she protects them. Although if you know what you’re doing you shouldn’t see too many bombs go off.
>1.9 gbs for a couple fixesHuh?
DING DONG THE FUJOS LOST
>>550364598built for big fem-alien cockthat's probably the roastie BB was on the phone with after breaking up with Pman
>>550415185Maybe they fixed tactician
>>550414856>>550415205What are you guys talking about?
Has anyone found out what the secret hero card is no one has found yet? >>550415185What were the fixes?
>>550415730The magic rine
hero visi completed! shroud visi is almost done...
Robert's going to pop open his mech suit on Christmas and find a Courtney plushie sitting in the pilots seat.
>>550415821>see anything you likeI like Courtney the most!
>>550415730Fujos are like faeries and follow obscure rules, such as refusing to cross lines of salt.
>>550415821empty variant. use this for your own purposes
So I can post this because I'm not a fujo right
>>550415782>>550415965Well then lets see if this bypasses it.
>>550416105As long as it does not involve two cute boys doing cute things
>>550416169Damn I forgot the pic.
>>550415821>shroud visiReally hope she gets a villain costume in season 2, bonus points if it looks like she designed it after playing Dishonored.
>>550416336We need a Beef edit of this. Dog has the right amount of gurth.
If you don't post a picture of Robert and Flambae kissing your mom will slip and fall and DIE on ice or something idk
>>550416628Joke's on you, I don't believe in that shit
>>550416685Invisigal would be such a dangerous twink/twunk if she were a he.
>>550416685Make it Roberta instead of Robert
>>550416628I don't save fujo art so this will have to do.
>>550416996There's no way Invisiguy would get away so easily with the stuff Invisigal pulls.
Internet superstition is so fucking stupid and it blows my mind trolls could ever manipulate people using the fear of their mommy dying
>>550399072>BROKEN THINGSthank you, I needed more Robert x villainVisi, even if it's cringe fan fiction
>>550415821baseddddddddcourtneychads run this joint
>>550417134Robert isn't a woman. He's fine. Men act so fucking gay around other men.
>>550415821doing that much with just a mouse more than justifies buying a tablet anon>>550415185a single fmv is bigger than that so it's probably some unreal4 background fuckery
>>550416457>season 2I take it some of you never played telltale's other games and have not yet found out the hard way why these your-choice-matters games are better as one offs. Then again, getting a Dispatch equivalent for TWDS02 is the funniest possible outcome because it has attracted an insufferable fanbase that deserves it>visi lets beef run out the apartment door and tells robert that blazer did it so he won't be mad when she kills her
>>550416628I live in Southeast Asia lmaooooo
>>550417134If Invisigal were a guy and Robert a chick, we would have a Twilight situation
How adventurous would Robert be. food wise?
>>550417364i will fucking kill you
>>550417134Roberta WILL [Lean in] during the locker room rape.
I have some bad news.Flambae romance will be a thing in Season 2, but you cannot save him from making his heroic sacrifice to beat the big bad at the very end.
>>550417504Coop a best
>>550417504If he's hungry enough I'm sure he'd try things at least once. Though more often than not he'll stick to what's comfortable for him. Which is mostly American junk food and fast food.
>>550417784I wouldn't hate this in concept, but I feel like he still needs a lot of development for his character to be willing to straight up die for someone else
>>550417134People like flambae though?
>>550417784;____; pls no
robert is explicitly straight though
>>550415742>Fixed softlock when pausing during the completion of a hacking level>Fixes for incorrect hero power behaviors including>Fixes for softlock behaviors in episode 8 gameplay shifts including heroes in perpetual waiting status and inability to interact with>Fix for behavior in episode 8 gameplay shifts>Fix for UI in hacking levels in episode 8 gameplay shifts>Fix issue to heroes being assignable in waiting mode>Improvements to analytics performance>Minor audio, visual, subtitle and localization fixes across the season
Robert is 100% heterosexualFlambae is 100% homosexual
>>550417935True but I can't quite explain the difference with Visi and Flambae. Sure they're both arrogant and immature towards Robert at the start. But combined with the emo personality and self-sabotage that encompasses Invisigal. I doubt many would be as empathetic let alone sympathetic were she a man.
Is using Google Docs or LibreOffice for writing fiction amateur hour
>>550417394>t. Courtney after getting deported
>>550418302The difference is Visi is emotionally needy and clingy. Flambae is emotionally isolated, and comes across as more so mature (he goes to his niece's dance recitals), despite all the silliness. Visi is immature, or an emotional venus fly trap.
>>550418191>>550418286
>>550417935Flambae is a saint compared to Courtney outside of the whole trying to kill Robert at the taco joint thing
>>550418486>Flambae>Mature He’s a bully
>>550418548Bullies can be independent and harbor hidden personalities. He's not as dumb as he looks or acts.
>>550417364I know they'll probably just railroad her back into being a hero in the first few episodes making the outcome ultimately meaningless, but a man can hope.>TWDS02 >Courtney turns into Punished KennyKino.
>>550418503>He’s a saint if you ignore the fact he tried to murder youAnd also tried to murder a bunch of other innocent people by starting fires around town to inflate his score
>>550418503I'd probably punch Robert every now and then too had he chopped off my fingers.>>550418712It's not his fault, okay. He can't help it, okay. He doesn't know any better, okay.
>>550418712>And also tried to murder a bunch of other innocent peopleHe doesn't have a kill count unlike Coupe.
>>550418654These stats say otherwise
>>550418712Flambae is 37. He's probably killed a lot.
>>550418810Coupe did nothing wrong
>>550418503She took a bullet for Robert, something Flambae would never do.
We should let fujos shill for Flambert, it's ok. I'm certainly guilty of excusing bad behavior from my waifu myself
>>550418893He's a superhero. His brain and muscles are superior by default. The brain is a muscle, right?
>>550418972Apparently not. Even at the mall he burned down the whole complex was evacuated.
>>550418712his tits are massive and on display so his crimes were okay
Another tracing from me, I never learnt how to render
>>550419028I hope we get a gag scene of Flambae actually trying to take a bullet for Robert only to completely fail and play it off as a joke.
>>550419142excellent anon
>>550419028He would die for Robert had they fucked once. Just once. >>550419102Outlier scenario. I guarantee you his youth was not a pretty one.
>>550419007Except murder at least 60 people. More than likely even more than the law can definitively prove. Worked for the mafia and dealt in other shady deals.
>>550419292There is no mafia
>>550419292She's hot and a chuuni, it's ok
>>550419292you should know better than to discuss our thing with outsiders
>>550419191>Threw alcoholbaka
>>550419265This image is making me very horny.t. Woman
>*smacks lips*
>>550419292You don't ever admit the existence of this thing, EVER.
I HATE THE WORLD TODAY
YOU’RE SO GOOD TO ME, I KNOW, BUT I CAN’T CHANGE
>>550419714I want to lick his mouth and stick my tongue in his tooth gap so fucking bad
YESTERDAY I CRIED
>>550420026(This is the lady in the song, not me)
>>550419265>>550419683>>550419693>>550419714>>550419869>>550419958>>550419982>>550420026Why are you like this
I must be loyle to my dispatcher
>>550419714
>>550416457hood fits her well
An unshaved, unshowered Robert plowing through Courtney.
>>550420241I must be loyle to my villain wife.
>>550420170Horny for brown men
The shipping is becoming mental illness
You notice how as soon as the high IQ captcha dropped, the bbjeet disappeared?
>only 10% asked for cigars from chasewhen I was that age I wanted to smoke like my dad so he did the exact same thing chase does: gave me a couple of loose santa fes and coyly said to inhale as deep as I could
why don't you guys just get a pass?
>>550420553bitch the captcha doesn't even load properly half the time
>>550420673>passFind God.I'd only ever get a pass if it allowed pass owners to see poster ID's and IP count on any board. if gook moot wanted infinite money he should do that.
>>550416628Best I can do is Robert and his true love
>>550420339Courtney, please.
>>550420673Do I look like a person who would spend $30 on an imageboard?
>>550420673Remember that time basedjak party took the whole site down and doxxed everyone for weeks? Thats why
Finished.Visi was feeling cute after killing Robert's archnemesis!
>>550421154How long until it happens again?
>>550421201she cute
>>550421079i spend much more than that on non-consequential things in my life
>>550420881Imagine that would poison a lot of discussions though, I certainly don't post on the same boards as I did 20 years ago, and I've moved multiple times
>>550419142I can only hope I'm close to as good when I get my stuff anon
I wish just one mentor failer could admit it was their fault that Visi becomes a villain
>>550421201>After stabbing Shroud in the neck she just starts dancing while chanting "THAT BITCH WAS A GUSHER!"
am I the only person who finds it amusing that the big buff islander dude who sounds like he will go on a racist rant about the Al-Bhed any second is the game's mechanic and gear head?
>>550420881Id unironically buy a pass if it came with this
>>550421201I love Roberts terrorist wife>>550420884Absolutely gigabased
>>550421510i didn't realize you had to send her on dispatches, i just face rolled everything with prism, golem and phenomaman, i treated her right, it's not right
>>550420884why is she crying?
>>550420881I miss the unique IP counter.
>>550421718It’s a natural response
The guy did it. If Adhoc was a japanese company, they would already sell merch, without those bootleg 3d printing stuff
>>550421510I accept the blame.I did it on purpose. I had to have my hero x villainess kino.
New>>550421767>>550421767>>550421767
>>550421718that's how women feed babies. the milk thing is a myth
>>550421479Thanks, anon, you will be good. There might be a frustrating period of adaptation, but you'll get used to it fast
>>550421201wook bobert i maid shwoud ded so can i have naked cuddles now?
>sticks himself on the job without asking>single-handedly waterboards coupe with long odds>refuses to elaborateWater Man
>page 9the end is nigh