>>550237186>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>shit tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1XZ1Nbd5lT436azepJLPfdJuEe-UcHGPwE_9yt2yrYt4/edit?usp=sharing>sign uphttps://forms.gle/ZKHbZh9F52MB4d8r9>/mjg/ sings Kajitsuhttps://cryptpad.fr/doc/#/2/doc/view/yNZB-k6QwVbA8xmnKZi6g2vV18X1ZWg0K1XRO-VGHk0/
maybe path of houou was rightgetting an aneurysm from watching leftlord play
>>550300652
>>550301392
>>550301147I tried and was offput by his streaming personality but gameplay wise it wasn't any worse than watching league
>>550301881at least it's funny in league, this is just frustrating
Gonna start watching Saki. I'll let you guys know when it gets good.
>>550302000I'll miss you anon
Holy... it's fucking kino...
>>550302000He's offline though
>Nelly, Awai and Shizu are still not inNext collab will have them and Taco
>>550302720>futanelly
>>550303061>what if females had dicks?I'm so tired of you faggots
>>550303061dark elf futas
>>550303061>>550303601>yuri hate fuck
UPDATEYourPokos
Nyo. I'm updating my Sega MJ instead
E A TYour Pockys
>>550302178
I'm bored. Someone entertain me
>>550304007
Debtmax for fu ji
>>550304830You should
Are credit cards just gacha dailies for normies? If you pay off your card you get points on your good goy score.
>>550305445No, sports are the gacha for normies as it has become more of a gambling platform than competitive sports.Credit cards are part of a very elaborate fraud scheme that is never going to end.
you should never use more money with credit cards than you have saved in the bank thats a bad idea
Pulling for Mila using Buy-Now-Pay-Later financing!!
>>550305719bad advice I have an unhealthy amount of money saved in my bank
Fuji better give her to me on my first try
Using buy-now-pay-later is the biggest mistake of my life. These fuckers will literally breathe on your nape asking for payment if they could and the due date isn't even up for a week.
>>550305916On your first 4900 Jade pack purchase, maybe!
>>550303792Your qualifiers A/B?
>>550306037>Using an unregulated credit card has been the worst mistake of my life
Groundhog Day (1993)
>>550307183you already posted this
>>550300652how is this mahjong?
>>550307183did you not finish it yesterday
>>550307781>>550307849Sheentia is now looping in time
was gonna ask if it was a Groundhog Day joke
>>550308084No, she's just looping
>>550307849I have adult ADD
i blame it on my ADD baby
/mjg/ doesn't have kids except sin titulo
The problem with Maka is it can't tell the difference between when I discard a dangerous tile as a blunder and when I discard a dangerous tile because the fates told me it was safe
>>550307823The design is mahjong
The saddest thing is that even if aliens were real they probably wouldn't be interested in dating a human. The dream of a hot alien waifu is just a dream. And there is no hope.Majsoul Friends Room 18999(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18999
>>550305719I have only carried balances on business cards or 0% APR cards. Sometimes the opportunity cost is worth it
>>550303648For me, it's horny ojous impregnating their maids
>>550309243Started
>>550309243>The saddest thing is that even if aliens were real they probably wouldn't be interested in dating a humanAnd how did you conclude this? Did you speak to the aliens?
>>550308583>he doesn't know that not only some have kids some even have grandkids
>>550309878Ye.
>>550308583You lack very important information
>>550309991
>>550310485Delete this
2MoreHours
>go for pinfu instead of riichi nomi>deal in
>>550311093Dama
>>550311204dama isnt a yaku
>>550311385keishiki into tsumo
>>550311385I simply tsumo
>>550311519Keiten can't be agari you dumbass
>>550311385there's tsumo only hand but I'm not delusional enough to go for it
>>550311726was calling me a dumbass necessary?
>>550311842Yes, donkeyWhen someone pulls some bullshit when I am about to sleep, they deserve to be called that
>>550311959fuck you
another day of shimo getting free melds on my discards and finishes it off with a tsumo
>>550312032Not even a good night?Ye, a brat raised by a pack of chimps deserves to be called a dumbass
we say nn here
dont say that thats what my ex said
nn qt3.14
>waiting on 5,8p>everyone decides they want to build pinzu toofuck chinks btw
>didn't check the bakyou
>>550301871i don't think you should actually trying to defend with this 2 shanten even this late in the game. the riichi has no dora and dealer feels like they're pushing dealing the more dangerous 7s than 2m. it's pretty unlikely they drew a particularly spooky tile with 6m as the only double musuji left and no doras left to draw. if dealer is tenpai dealing into riichi pinfu ura with 9m isn't even that much worse than paying noten payments. they don't even have 789 sanshoku so outside of a freak accident with iipeiko ura or 2 ura it's fine unless dealer feels like they're folding.
>>550312786
who the hell is that Rin btw?
>>550305871noooo you can't do that you need to invest in the goy market!!!!
should've paid to skip ippan, this isn't very fun or interesting
>>550302882Getting finals characters in the collab would mean we aren't getting another season (unless we get the collab with another season) so I hope not.
All I need is Teru
finally free from this dogshit bingo fuck yostar
It wasn't even hard
It's hard for rank only chads
real /mjg/ers fought in the memesura lobbies
>dont feel like doing the bingo>dontwhy is this so hard for gachaniggers
>lost the bet>now I have to go back to godawful mahjongsoul ranked>have to reach saint 1 and can't derank on purposeI hate myself and I hate you for showing him that statistics
BUT MUH SPHERES AND PURPLE
I've achieved event independence by spending so much money that skipping event rewards doesn't matter in the slightest
>>550313975Is this the worst event we've had so far?
I am running out of the needful wishing stones to bond jyanshis, being an FOC is tough
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2000762807114174663
>>550314910>the new male is literally just kiryu
>>550313125Anon already made the decision to fold so he should keep folding. I don't think mawashi is valid here considering he would have to cut musuji to advance.
>>550314770it's so bad I couldn't clear 1 card even when I played friendlies
>>550314770Forcing yaku kills the spirit of mahjong so yes.
Not a single one of those bingo cards took me more than one memesura game to complete. Maybe you're just stupid.
we need a vampire jyanshi
>>550314910Why is everyone missing the default portrait frame in the decoration showcase
I broke my mouse so now I have to use my switch pro controller
I have like 8 mice, do you want one?
>>550315615you don't get a default anymore, pay up gweilo
>>550315806Yeah I'll take one.
>>550309243Good game.
What ever clears the bingo cards? Just having the suit in a winning hand? And how long do I have to clear the event?
>>550315806Sure come over
>>550309243ggs, thanks for the gamesat least i won a hand in the first one
>>550309243rigged room
I have a 101 feverIt was nice knowing you all
I wish I had a fever
>>550314910I like the ron animation. Nice and quick
101 degrees celsius? Is your blood boiling?
anon's blood is boiling?!
>>550316484>>550316495Is yours not?
I'm not sure why but i've been super horny recently. I can't concentrate when those huge snake tits get flashed during a mangan
>Kuroda can only do one voice
This event looks mid
>>550316753Especially if they're not playing snake
Breeding imoutos and hags
breeding fat snow leopards
Eating tamagos
>>550318287It's spelled 'tomato' you dumb bitch.
>>550318501
I am eating eggs too
あなたはたまごを全部食べなければ
>>550319078Stop farting
Post that webm with Lala Kudou
>>550319134
>>550319179
>>550319241>me trying not to rape
https://youtu.be/1SoWXJ3IePg
Me when I riichi a haneman on the first row in a friendly and everyone starts calling to win their gomite
>>550319584Riichi is the green light to start calling, I'm racing you
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE ITNO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE ITWE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE ITANYMORE
>>550319584Me but it's a local yaku ari and everybody else is forcing tanyo nomi
>>550320075Not even forcing uummensai??
I dont know any local yaku other than the one mentioned in Saki. 7 pairs of honor tiles
>>550320515Does it even matter, that would be a yakuman in normal mahjong
>>550319584betaori in friendlies is rude, i have no choice
>>550320405No but thankfully that was only one local yaku hanchan out of the dozens I've played
>>550320515Read Shinohayu.
>jonging at work>superior shows up to yap about some bullshit>miss my dealer turn and end up lastWhy does this keep happening to me?
I'm practicing tsubame gaeshi on autokoko
Normal rulesMajsoul Friends Room 66364(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66364
>mfw I’m playing local yaku and I chiiiiiii every chance I get
Fuck Mahjong!
You can't have sex with a mahjong tile
>>550321336dat be some gay shee nowhaymsayin?
>>550321602proof?
>>550321509started
Whats the etiquette for inviting anons to friendlies? Never do it? Do it if you wait really long? Just invite?
>>550322191I spam invites. Don't be a passive pal.
>>550322191Just invite
>>550322316>>550322418what if they decline and post yagiyui-11.png on my profile
>>550322605That's never happened to me before so it shouldn't happen to you
more like yagijewi
Post room in thread -> invite entire friends list
>>550322605I tell on them in the thread and everyone deletes them, then a definitely unrelated kakek makes an abhorrent post, and we're off-topic for 30 min.
>>550322965I would call the yagyui-11.png poster based
I was tempted to make a horrendous post filled with >names but I managed to stop myself. Thank me, /mjg/
>names
what a post
Saki is very ugly and has a very unappealing boner-killing voice
some of you little bitch
Welcome to Derrycynthia-7.png
>>550323531>Muschietti slop
icles
Homestar Runner collab.Y or N?
I found the benzyl peroxide wash for my smelly armpits!
I wish my oshi had smelly pits
>filename starts with "fuji">abhorrent postEvery time
A cringe Steve top. Me and ~*. Me and fucking ~*. That's fucking right. I skipped the ron. I am a fucking legend. I've never SEEN a tanyao nomi and I never fucking will. 4 han minimum baby Till the day I fucking die. YES!!! 'Bout time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game motherFUCKERS and I CLUTCHED the ippatsumo. That's FUCKING right. Yea it's this one. Right here IT's THIS ONE. My insane draws. Right here! THIS is the dora right here! YES!! It's fucking it. I'mma have to jus-I'mm have to find the actual naka log off of it and I'mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the hatsu. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my hand is? Right in the FUCKING first row!!! YEEEAAAHH! Got a FUCKING haneman baby. That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS I AM FUCKING CCC-LUTCH! Look at this fucking line I take. I'm like, "YEAH baby. Let's fucking DO this. I wait I wait Right when he starts cutting middle tiles to try to push tenpai. The double ron. dora san. Two quick calls. I already know I'm gettin' toitoi on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE mentanpin mmph- SANSHOKU! That's FUCKING right. That's FUCKING IT. Fucking PUMPED watching this one again I waited for the cut in too 'cause I said "oh my god it might be ura yon. And it FUCKING IS!!! IT FUUCKING IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing in team chat guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I FUCKING just got DOUBLE TOP! I'm not fucking jobbing, YES!!! I FUCKING DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I SKIPPED RON TO END THE GAME I'M A LEGEND. I AM A FUCKING L E G E N D I'm a FUCKING legend (YES!) I am a fucking legend
homestuck collab
Bravo burgerkeks
Where's Nana Mireina?
>>550324872fug that was the wrong one
>>550321509Back to 2/4
>>550321509gg
I only play boomer shooters and beat em ups nowadays.Nothing else seems interesting.
>>550325137this but mahjong
>>550321509Alright, that shit took way too long and was way too gay. GG though I guess. I’m going to continue to drink to try to forget about it
watadkmque
And the rain will kill us allWe throw ourselves against the wallBut no one else can seeThe preservation of the martyr in me
I play juden shooters.
>>5503215093/4
I left my heart to the nyaggers' one han handsAnd my soul was sold with my riichi sticksTo the chinese named hagsI've had the haneman cold turkeyFrom Jantama to the Riichi CityAnd it's only other lucklets understand
why does aru have bananas in her ears?
>>550325476So she doesn’t have to listen to your stupid questions
>>550325476Aru's built different like that, so much so that her horns grow the wrong way
Reminder that Aru is a demonDon't trust anything she says
>>550321509Started
>>550325476how else is she supposed to meet the banana king?
watanexpertkek
I will rape hinamomo and igarashiharuna!
Come forth my Aru.
>>550326270Can I please get 3rd instead?
>>550326420she's so punchable in this emote...
I would rape every single Jyanshi.>But what about x JyanshiDid I stutter?
Aru's egg yolk eyes
>>550326554But what about y jyanshi?
>>550326420
>>550326652Yuzu? uh... I didn't think about her... nevermind...
I stared into the void
>>550327485Good, keep that mouth open, just like that
forced meme
>>550327536Bad meme
>>550326420good post
>>550327536Good meme
>another match with some chinkin who spent a full 50% of the match disconnectedLow Priority queue when
>>550325137>boomer shooters and beat em upsslop genres
>>550321509GGs
evens jag offodds jag on0 jag out
>>550321509ggs bros
Hibiki is slop
>>550321509ggs
>>550325447He believes in God and TanyaoHe calls hands when he canHe did his time in adeptlandStill mad at dama hagsHe's a simples catWith a heart of goldIn a complicated landWo-oo-oh, he's a expert class cat
>>550328319get out of gold
I updated my Tenhou, SegaMJ, Peak, Poko, 100% OJ, AMQ, Catan, osu, Melty, Barotrauma, DJMAXX, Tabletop Sim, Backpack Battles, and AoE2 in preparation for maintenance tomorrow, did I miss anything?
>>550328891>did I miss anything?Yeah, a good game
>>550328319RC has that feature, what's our cope for not having it?
>>550328961What if the good game was the friends we made along the way
>>550329012It would be racist against the Chinese to have that feature and we're decent fucking human beings in this general.
E
>>550328319Dota is two blocks down.
trans bodies are gravediggers rights
>asapin had to "take" "care" "of" "his" "kid" after his "divorce" so now we don't get 12 hour ranked grind streams anymore
>>550329602kek
Wait, I just realised that the bingo boards give more than just coppers. They give gift bags too. Fuck, I've been skipping on mahjong this week because I didn't care about coppers.WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THE GIFT BAGS
>>550318240
>>550330782you can finish it in like 15 asuras
>>550314910>age-restrictedhmm
>>550330782why didn't you just check it on the first day, you retard
i cant breathe
>>550331430That's like 5 hours straight assuming I don't get fucked over. I'm not going to make it...>>550331523One of the Anons in thread said it was all coppers so I believed him...
Riichi City Friend Match448253(4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=4482533/4 /jong/ 'cord room 4 reds local yaku tobi nashi
>>550331712hahaha>>550331967ohnononono
>>550331967started
RC sisters, this isn't a good look
>>550332136We love our new /jong/ friends.moegiharaaoi-7.gif
>>550332136were "RC sisters" ever concerned with optics?
>15 rolls and not a single sister Friendship with Frank is over.
>>550332136She needs huge bazoongas
I miss riichi siege
MIRA DOKO
Does anyone else sniff their hand after scratching their balls? Me neither.
you cant just write anything and attach xenia-11 to it
>>550305871At least you are having children, right?
>>550330782It's the usual filler event where the purple is the last thing you'll get. The problem was the bingo format is extra annoying if you only play ranked or an absolute unluckshitter
In An Introduction to Metaphysics, originally published in 1903, Bergson introduces intuition by way of a distinction between two ways of knowing an object. The first implies “going all around” the object and the second “entering into it” He calls the latter “absolute knowledge” and claims that it is achievable only through exercises of intuition.Knowledge in which we merely move around an object, on the other hand, he calls “relative knowledge” and claims it the only kind attainable by intellect. In later work, he amends this understanding of intellect such that it is capable of its own kind of absolute knowledge (namely, knowledge of matter), but he continues to think of intuition as uniquely capable of seeing what is most basic to a thing’s reality: what he chiefly calls “duration,” but describes variously as “consciousness,” “spirit,” “life,” “will,” and “love.”
>>550334209Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested; that is, some books are to be read only in parts; others to be read, but not curiously; and some few to be read wholly, and with diligence and attention. Some books also may be read by deputy, and extracts made of them by others; but that would be only in the less important arguments, and the meaner sort of books, else distilled books are like common distilled waters, flashy things.
>>550334209gay
xeniascholars we're so smart
>>550331967gg, total male death
>>550331967Well jongedwhat a meme mode
>>550331967gg>shiisanpuutaa
>>550333341
reinforcements doko
>>550332954koko
>>550306037I've bought 300k euro of goods and services I couldn't afford and then ghosted my creditors by changing country, destroying all my previous contacts, changing name, appearance, basically disappearing and also bringing a bunch of unregistered weapons with me to defend myself in case they somehow manage to find me and send someone.Life is so cool once you accidentally turn into a criminal.
>>550334740Sick, I was just asking about this yaku some threads ago. Was it a yakuman? Does MJS not have it?
>>550335549You didn't do any of theseMaybe except the ghosting your friends and family part
>>550335746I wish you were right...
RCfags are still alive? Didn't we genocide them like himekeks?
>>550335702It was a yakuman, Anon got it on his first draw, so it looked like he had gotten a chiihou, but he didn't get a chiihou in addition to it.
>>550335702>Was it a yakuman?Yes
>my MJS account was a shiisanpuutaa/shiisuupuutaa account all alongWow, I'm so lucky.
>>550336098It's just contrarian /jong/ers
>>550336098dw i'll go back to making hime rooms again too, as it turns out a bunch of euros are banned from kings as it's too based or something
>>550336574>a bunch of euros are banned from kingswhat? is that the bong situation?
>Hyakuman gokuSpicgods were mahjong canon all along, alhamdulillah
>>550336887I think it was multiple countries, but I can't remember which. I think Germany was one of them.
RON!AMERICAN CIVIL WAR!
Local yakus are so fun, they really just made everything that came to mind into a yakuman
>>550337368We should make our own local yaku for the /mjg/en mahjong client.
>>550337479let's just port chinkinkotyao, the strongest yaku
>>550337098GERTIES' GARTER: SEVENTH HEAVEN
>>550337479We already have our own local yaku
>1337m4p2069s11666zYe Olde Memes! Double Yakuman
>>55033823167 doko
>>550338323That's not ye olde.
>>550338323Zoomers don't have enough meme numbers to make a hand
>69intriguing, pleasant, symmetrical, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour only high sex individuals could grasp>67le so random xd
*lays balls on the table*here's your local yakuman
>>550338378It's already three months old unc that's ancient
>>550338475
might want to get those balls checked out, elephantiasis is serious
>>550338475Ron!
any genius neet programmers here? I need a non indian indian codemonkey I can hire for my mahjong client with talent trees & powerups
I don't get why sometimes mortal keeps the 14 shape over guest winds and other times immediately discards the 1 instead
>>550337479
>>550338628occult factor based on the current position of the moon
>>550338628Do you have a bunch of examples laying around? If you don't, start saving them and ask the same question again in future.
imagine playing five matches of asura and not getting a single fucking dragonimagine that you get mangan at draw instead which is basically fucking impossible in that game modeyaku-locked events are pure unfiltered cancer
“Everything has become shallower.” Tokyo Godfathers, Lain producer says the Japanese corporate mindset is why 90% of anime just adapts existing works
>>550338786not really but the only pattern i'm noticing is it does that when my haipai is usually giga shit. like in that case wouldn't it be better to keep the guest winds so it's easier to fold later
>>550307183good meme
>Names
>>550338603Sure, I can he->non indian
WWYD?
>>550335549>>550335815Unless you're typing this on a burner phone with train station wifi before traveling another 100 km then you're obviously larping or retarded
>>550339525HO-
>>550338603I'm an ideas guy
>>5503395252p seems fine
>>5503395252p
https://x.com/tsuchidakosho/status/2000393259420688724>"Toipai" is a mahjong term.>It means moving the wall forward to make it easier for opponents to draw tiles.>This principle applies in daily life too.>Placing things where they're easy to grab.>Putting slippers or shoes where they're easy to put on.>Leaving items in places where they're easy to see>And so on. "Toipai" is an essential act of consideration in life.
>>550339691I see Tsuchida is in his Jordan Peterson arc.
>>550339607Ok I admit it, I was just larping.
>>550339773He's poppin pills like candy?
>>550339691why don't they toipai in saki
>>550339607You give random creditors too much credit. They are retarded too.Also yeah, I'm a burner phone I'm just about to throw away because it was laying around and I wanted to use it.
>>550339894they paipai instead
>>550339616>>550339648>>550339678>digital deal inMy reasoning is that there's a 1 -> 3 tedashi in kamicha's pool, and 3 safe tiles vs 2 is an empirically small concern. Kamicha's discard pool gives the impression of a standard mentanpin, so I have no reason to believe honors are especially dangerous towards him. Shimocha is obviously going for some terminal wait, but that's exactly what I want. Considering that I can tank a dealer mangan, and he has no motivation to go for an expensive hand, sashikomi was the intention from turn 1. Even if shimo did have a dora ankou, I survive.Feel free to elaborate on why 2p is still better in the end.
>>550339883I just don't think that is suitable winter attire.
>>550339945Oh, so you didn't take credits from banks. That might be more feasible then. Good luck not getting caught by the loan sharks
>>550339691Tsuchida my hero
>>550339894They also never toipai in Akagi or TetsuyaMaybe it's a newgen thing
>>550340565toipai is for zenjidoutaku
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/138671607
>>550340565they don't use autotables in akagi and tetsuya, so the wall is already placed by handtoipai happens when autotable lifts the tiles and they're in a perfect square, then everyone destroys that harmony and moves them inwardsakis don't care and leave it without moving them
>>550340689Gesundheit
>>5503406391p
>>5503406392s
>>550340689>>550340797>hey, shin-iri, move the tiles a little for us, will ya?>yeah, sure>*destroys the wall*
>>550340639I've lost all my confidence in sanma plays.I'd riichi on the 5p, but that surely deals in.Riichi on 1p doesn't seem appealing either.But since we kanned and it's our dealer turn it feels like we are almost forced to riichi to scare away opponents if we get lucky and roll for uras.I guess 1p dama and folding. Risking to deal in into mangan minimum for a riinomi doesn't feel worth it.
>>550340797Sakis have long hands.
>>550340797>toipai happens when autotable lifts the tiles and they're in a perfect square, then everyone destroys that harmony and moves them inwardToipai also happens without autotable when you push your remaining wall forward for easier reachMaybe japs have elongated arms like Okada and they don't need to worry about thisGenetic freaks
>>550341012>Maybe japs have elongated arms like Okada and they don't need to worry about thisbut it's the japs that push for it and call you out on it
>>550341012But anon, japs are small and cute.As eurochads and burgerkeks we are likely to have longer arms than Okada even while normally proportioned.
>>550341012okada is taller than 99% of japanese men
>>550341229>But anon, japs are small and cute.thisi always find it funny when the movie shows some yakuza boss or whatever and he's an effeminate manlet
>>550341236
>>550341352i want to marry her so much it's unreal
>>550341305effeminate manlets rule society everywhere, thoughbeittogether with old geriatric retardsand you need a very small penis to make it anywhere as well
>>550340934>>550340937>>550340959MAKA ignores kamicha's 2p tedashi and deals into mangan while trying to fold. Silly Aru was so close to getting it.With the fu boost, this is essentially a 3 han hand with riichi. The suji trap makes this great value. Even though you're in the lead by a mangan, that's nothing in sanma. Letting toimen tsumo his mangan on your dealership without contention will be disastrous.I think the main motivation for pushing this hand is that 5p is actually a pretty safe entry to tenpai. It's nakasuji to both toimen and kamicha, who are each unlikely to be honitsu. It's also more appealing to riichi against two open players, as neither can oikake you and make use of the extra ura.
>>550341440It's so over...
God I love salt. My heart is going to explode from my love of salt.
I fucking hate humans. They ruin everything.
>>550341012In M-League, they shove the walls in all the time, and repeatedly move them around as time goes on so they're easier to grab.
>>550341601Same.
>>550341601Humans invented mahjong and your favorite series
the only human I like is kobayashi ritz
Humans are based actually
>>550342368I still think it's funny Ritz could sneak SHIRI (ass) into that nameNot very subtle once you start reading Saki
>>550342516>SHIRI (ass)
>>550342649https://jisho.org/search/shiriIt also means last placeWho thought Ciri will be a good name when it brings bad luck?
>>550341601Yup.
>>550342331>>550342385You human apologists make me sick.
>>550342901And why should we care about your well-being when you are a human?
i like big mahjong titskujouriu-12.png
>>550342649>>550342845Her name is pronounced "Hiri"https://mahjongsoul.club/sites/default/files/lobby_selfintro_84.mp3
>>550343321Chinese original is xili
>be me>log on>observe the planet for 5 minutes>immediately regret itListen up, humankeks.You’ve got a universe full of wonder and somehow spend 90% of your waking hours doomscrolling, arguing with strangers, and microwaving fish in shared spaces. Apex intelligence my ass. You invent tools to transcend limits and then use them to optimize ads, lie faster, and post takes so bad they bend spacetime.Every humankek thinks they’re the main character. “My opinion matters.” No it doesn’t. You’re a carbon-based bug with Wi-Fi, repeating the same five mistakes your ancestors made, just with higher resolution. You slap labels on everything, form tribes over nonsense, and then act shocked when it all collapses again.You call it “progress” when it’s really just iteration. Same greed, same fear, same dopamine addiction—now with subscription tiers. You pave forests to build parking lots for places you hate going to, work jobs you despise to buy junk you don’t need, then post motivational quotes about “the grind.”And the best part? You know all this. You meme about it. You “ironically” acknowledge it. Then you do nothing and call that self-awareness.Peak humankek behavior.
>>550342385don't post this
I won't live long enough to experience interstellar travel and real life simulated sex with anime girls
Did someone say chili?
>>550343507maybe that's why they changed it to hiri, so that it doesn't sound like ass
>>550343513i'd rather get improve my rank in an online gambling client than explore the stars
Imagine ragequitting in Asura
Nyaponleon Ponaparte was often recommended players for his league team, and they insisted they were good. He, however, did not emphasize their skill and instead asked "Yeah, but are they lucky? I'd rather have lucky players than good players".
>>550343031Says who
Nyachi Kantoinette once said: Let them eat Yakuman
GLORIOUS DAY
>>550343513Can't wait for AGI to become real so I can stop working from it doing everything or wiping out the human race
>>550344821Two more weeks.
ShrimpMajsoul Friends Room 99897(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=99897
Everything you like was made by humans for other humans.Shrimple as.
Three good players and Okada.
>>550345051Room will remain open until full, or enough shrimp is delivered.
>>550345181Okada is a good player though
le.... okadakek!
>>550345761I have hips like that as a guy...
>>550345761Her hands are freaky
>wait one turn before riichi just becausehow the fuck do professionals still play this occult shit
>>550346014You would too if it meant you wouldn't lose an important match for 20 years
>>550346228M League matches aren't really important, they don't have very high stakes. Nobody risks his life in m league, except for Asai I guess.
>>550345921L O N D O N
waiting one turn before riichi is a sign of weaknessyou have no idea if you actually want to riichi or dama so you procrastinate a turn just to see if god will improve your hand for you with zero effort
im spending all my coins on the gooner wallpapers
>>550345650eating shrimps
>>550345650
>Okada has painted fingernailsHow is this not asking to be raped?
>>5503450513/4
>>550346557>>550345051Started.We come in peace.
Recordes de la Ragnarók
>turn 3 dealer manganWOWWWWWWWWWW BRAVO PILATESKEKS
>>550345921ZAMN!
>>550346747If the m*ster 1 shitters in my ranked games can do it, this is fair too.
riggedpatsu
Okada sisters...
>>550347387
>>550347387uh oh shes shifting!going to eat shiratori first!
>>550345051I am tired of Earth. These people. Tired of getting caught in the tangle of their lives.
>>550345051gg, sorry gotta walk my chinchillas otherwise Id stay for another
>>550345051ggs bros
>>550345051well shrimped
This event reminds me just how much I fucking hate these yaku farming events.Every time I need something basic like a fucking honour yakuhai or a honiitsu or whatever the stupid fuck yaku I need, several days a week, I will never ever get it for hours. Fucking HOURS. I can spend like 2-3 hours in ranked or Asura or friendlies and never fucking get it because the haipais just don't give that shit to me. And because everybody else is playing Asura for the same reason I am, they are hoarding shit that I need all the fucking time. And even worse are the assholes who keep doing shit like fucking FOLDING in Asura. I fucking hate it so much. I can't play ranked games properly because every 0.1 seconds, I am thinking about my need to do dumb shit like hoarding winds or pushing for honiitsu just to finish my dailies. I don't have all fucking day for this shit. It doesn't matter when the bingo boards are retardedly casual, the fundamental problem that ruins your day is still there. Right now I'm on Asura game #8 of trying to get my first win with winds of the day. EIGHT. I can win shit like pinfu and riichi easily. But the honours never fucking show up, or people are hoarding them for their own bingo boards. FUCK YOU STOP HOLDING ONTO THEM. Holy shit this is so infuriating.This is the kind of bullshit that automated mahjong bots would be good for. Not cheating in ranked but just to be able to grind 6+ hours a day for the one stupid fucking wind yakuhai you need every day instead of wasting away your entire life getting cucked by the RNG and also by all the other faggots at the table. Ideally we wouldn't have to engage in such humiliation rituals in the first place as f2ps but haha fuck you.
>>550345051Good game. >>550348596Heard that excuse before. Doesn't fool me, pal.
what would you do in this situation
why the fuck do you retards care so much about eventsYOU DON'T PLAY RANKED
>>550348698At some point you have to ask yourself "What am I willing to put up with for a single purple bag?"
>win 2 games in a row after promotionthis is scarywhere is yostar's mandatory loss streak
>>550348698This is me for the whole week of this bingo event. I refuse to play memesura and friendlies weren't any help either.
>>550348953When you least expect it.
This event proves that sanmachads are God's favorite players.
>>550348953As soon as you're confidant you can climb you are going to go on an epic losing streak
>>550348930NTA, but I'm f2p NEET, and I'd genocide whole countries for 2000 copper, if they put a purple bag in the mix there better not be your name/country in my objectives. You've been warned.
NOOO, IT'S NOT FAIR PIRATEBROS
Okada is so good at mahjong.
>pirates
ohnononono piratekeks your response?
ahahaha piratekek
i look away from one second and pirates went from confirmed first to dead last?
>no auskek sign up>famous auskeks are dead silentDid they really die at that mass shooting
>>550348789/mjg/ doesn't play ranked and complains about not being able to do events by just playing ranked.
>>550348698Not wrong, but on the other hand, who gives a shit about a few coppers? Easy skip as far as I'm concerned.
damn Okada's on a roll
I didn't like Okada very much but after btfo pirate niggers I think she's alright.
AIE
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha pirates???
/mjg/ profiles for all the mleague aidorus where?Charm points?
its fair piratebros
>>550350047>names
yuzu +9 4th acceptance
atamahane?
malebros...
>>550349543Yes
>>550301392high quality post
>>550350279they got names all over their shirts not to mention on the portraits, not like okada is a real name anywayever heard of a women named okada? Thought not.
>>550348926nogger?
>>550349543>die atArrested for.
>>550350967I thought the cops shot the guy?
>mass shooting>when you could just poison them all or blow them up and easily get away with itWhy are gunheads so stupid?
>>550351162Poisoning takes effort because you need to sneak the poisoned food or beverage in somehowFor shooting it's enough if you show up with a gun
Poisoning takes too much effort, going Allah Akbar is well, literally suicide. Guns are relatively easy to acquire also maybe they just want to feel American.
>>550351246You aren't going to kill 1000 people with guns with just two men.What's the plan? Scare them so they can weaponize it against you? It's just some mossad psyop, innit?
To anyone who plays in Throne or on Tenhou, how much harder is it play well with tips off vs on?
>>550351162My clueless hypothesis is that they want to see the guys they kill because that's what they are doing it for in the first place. It's not like it makes a difference for them how many they end up actually killing.
>>550349543I'm not representing an entire continent alone
>>550351389No one ever accused mass shooters of being intelligentMahjong
>>550351402It's not harder when you get used to it, aside for chinitsu waits. Playing without tips will force you to pay more attention to discards, which will make you a better player.
>>550351389>What's the plan?Me angry me payback evil people Shooters' intellect competes with a toddler's
>>550351604It's just too well scripted and and suspicious. The fact that they are morons makes it even more likely they were controlled by someone else.
TSAMINA MINA EH EHWAKA WAKA EH EH
>>550351582But don't you make more mistakes when counting how many tiles you have left for riichi? So you might make worse riichi/dama decisions.
>>550349543Check again
>>550351935that someone else is called the mediapropaganda is getting out of handsee the dama apologists in this general and you will see the same crap
>>550349543ohnonono they are getting absorbed into SEA again
>>550352114I'm a dama apologist.And I'm indeed spiritually jewish.
>>550351093The cops shot the guy who tried to stop the shooter
the cops did an oopsie tee hee~
It's time for (food) WAR!
>>550352031Sure, if you don't pay attention, it's a lot easier to fuck up. But keeping track of discards isn't hard, it just requires you to be focused.
>>550352567>no nattoBad list
>>550352567Chocolate-covered bacon sounds like a kid's idea of what tastes good
>>550352567>sara udon
>>550352567>binlandno wonder, the worst food and players
>>550352567>filtered by blood sausage the list
>>550351402do not post this emote
I AM THE SHIT OF MY ASS
>>550350404It's fair
>>550349543Hopefully not, I don't want to live knowing that I share a general with kikes
>>550354075whoa
>>550354002Have you missed the summer camp?
>>550354075Look at her go!
>>550354075good emote
>>550354075FASTER
>>550354273why is the captcha so easy nowit's kinda scary
>>550352567Every single item on this list is delicious though. Did third worlders make this?
>>550354075TECHNOLOGY
>>550354502Cowards that can't appreciate savory
>>550354137>foreskin inspection day
>>550352567For me it's
>>550351402it makes it easier because it makes me look at the game instead of on youtube
>>550353406strongest players in the west
>>550354361It's a good thing thoughbeit
>>550351446Majang
>come back>shibukek is 70k
>le...shibukekker!
>>550354273>room not found
>>550352567>Deep Fried Pizza
If I don't get Mira in 30 pulls I'm going to kms
>>550355975... or you could buy some more jade, gweilo!
>someone repeats the weird thing i keep saying on /mjg/
>>550355975I'm going to pull for her to commemorate my sister's wedding!
>>550355974Only a nation as perpetually pissed up as scotland could come up with that
>>550356165i know who you are
What if the captcha was made easy to welcome newfriends and ease them into the real one?
>analyze game>discover critical error that should have made gotten me dealer haneman ronned into last>it gets me 1st insteadI'm sad. Will I ever be good enough for saint?
We need a proper challenging captcha.
>another 4tranny moment in the making
Everytime I make a mistake in a game, I get reminded of all the bad decisions I made in life.
I gooned
>Shibukawa at 80k, everyone else sub-10kCrab bucket table.
SEX with this CHEEKY 13-YEAR-OLD BOY
>>550357003He's 13? I thought he was supposed to be like 7.
kill yourself, faggot
>>550356330N-no you don't.
>>550355868>>550356160kek its catchy...
>>550357003
>>550352567>nothing from britainUmm restoftheworldbros, do we need to apologise?
>>550357327I think you need glasses...
>>550357327bro your england reps??
>>550357112He's too old unfortunately.
>>550356160Every once in a while I say plappapon and smile to myself.
>>550357483B-but I do that too. I say "ooh mah plappaton" instead...
How PETA Turned an Entire Country Against it Overnight
>>550357636Why is your file name weird?
>>550357737I got it from Tumblr.
>>550357737Booru.
>>550357669Is it about the Umamusume fiasco because PETA dared to say that horse racing shouldn't be glorified?
>>550358031That, and they kept going
>>550358226>ARTISTIC RENDERING
why would i care of what some ENshit tranny says lmao
PETA is based
>>550358226This is like an actual shitpost, kek.
>>550358226You have to admire the balls of these guys to troll Japan while simultaneously running death camps for stray animals they pick off the streets.
>>550358226I love sushi.
Silence, Suzukek.
>>550358582I love Japan, period.
>>550358870The tea ceremony.
>>550358870GURUGAMESH
"Silence, Suzuka"? I would never say that.
That's new and annoying
Wait a moment this isn't Mahjong (Soul)
How many rounds has this hanchan had?
>>550359245>easiest captcha in history>annoying???????
>>550359345At least 11
as yuzu, what do you do in this situation
Captcha should be a WWYD problem
>>550359423It's annoying because I didn't have to enter captchas
>>550359245>That's new and annoyingmirai-12.png
>>550359582You've still got your dealer turn to go, just play normally while trying more than usual to build value
I don't like changeMake it go back to the annoying one with the slidey bar
i get the feeling that m leagers kill their acceptance and keep even MORE safe tiles when they're -20k behind because they want to push more against riichiwhich is completely fucking ass backwards
>got today's repo wwyd right as a kekxpertmaybe there's hope for me yet
based settercoomer giving nakadayass hope
>>550359612This green hag owe me sex
Good match
can pirates stop getting 4th it's not funny if they actually drop out of semis
why do we hate pirates here
>>550360946They took me booty
>someone riichis by cutting 5p>1469p become dangerous because of ura suji (235 and 578)>28p become dangerous because of suji trap (135 and 579)>37p become dangerous because of matagi suji (455p and 556p)Holy shit, riichi by cutting 5 is the scariest thing in mahjong.
>>550361078HOW DO WE GET ANON OUT OF THE LOOP
>>550363262
>RankedWhy do chinese players have numbers in their name?
>>550363609Every word being a different letter means there are more letters but it also means there are fewer words.
>>550363609Numbers? You mean like 1444, 12, 33, 01, 22, 10, 00, 42, and 1345?
>>550363949
>>550363949wait for my turnthen KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>550363240And the most avoidable Ron? Just discard sou or man tiles
it's funny how hats are /mjg/'s weakest breed of player
>>550363906I have a 0305 and a 66 in my current game
>>550364195>it's funny how delusional headcanon
i only get high 80s and low 90s from mortal, but bigcoach is kind enough to give me nothing but 97+
>numbers
After reading Saki's latest chapter, I'm disappointed. I expected Shizuno and Achiga to play a key role, but it ends the way it does...
>>550365207go back to /a/
>>550365207don't go back to /a/
why can't i read new saki on any regular manga website
>>550365389I don like f/a/ggots
>>550358226That's pretty funny.
>>550365532Because all of them suck
>>550365207Achigakeks not so cocky anymore after talking a big game for years.
>>550365763Then stop being one and don't bring here their shit
>>550348698FINALLY DONE WITH THE EVENTAND IT TOOK ME FOUR HOURS TO FINISH TWO BINGO CARDS BECAUSE I RAGEQUIT DOING THEM YESTERDAYTHESE EVENTS SUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqId2nRhtg4
Hello fellow mahjongheads, may I have one mahjong please?
>>550366146I don't understand it conceptually. You write a spin-off that's better than the original. You hype up the Saki vs. Shizuno finale, and then something like this comes out. I guess monkeys haven't heard of Chekhov's Principles.
>>550367023Mahjong machine broke. Please leave.
>>550367023
>>550365763Where do you think we /a/re?
>THIS is the new tourneyare the nationalitiesfags actually happy
>>550367704yes
>>550367704yes, very
>>550367513/vg/?
>>550367953No, this is Patrick
>if you're from the highest GDP country in your region you're the most important anon and carry the entire teamthis is fair because?
this is a mah/jong/ general
>>550368104 Sir it's an /a/c/u/h/fit/ck/jp/lit/int/mu/m/tg/vg/fa/x/sci/g/i/p/o/n/out/his/ general
>>550367070>Achiga>betterBizarro /mjg/ says the weirdest shit
Besides unemployment and cheating, how do you rankmaxx?
>>550368474there was more worldbuilding regarding abilities, since there was no nodoka who would always tip her fedora whenever occult came up
>>550368770Are we talking about the same manga?
>>550348698>>550366572FINALLY
>>550348698>>550368809there's no way you adepts are struggling this hard
>>550368801Plus Achiga had better drawing... like all mangas in the universe.
I haven't had the motivation to play any other game but mahjong in weeks. Ranked is consuming me.
>>550368647become a vtumor to get free coaching from pros and play as much as a NEET while still getting paid
HOLLOW KNIGHT SEA OF SORROW??????
>>550369476Why didn't it work for Nina?
>>550369476Coaching from yu_song?!
>>550369675Nina throws for views
>>550368647play the game
>>550367070Nagano finals are still peak Saki, everything after is a major step down aside from the spinoffs.
>>550368081I still don't understand how your GDP translates to points.
cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon derank you fucking bitch
>>550370052Except for Achiga I still don't get how anyone can love that dogshit
How does the war tourney work? Do we have to queue at a specific time? What happens if we queue against people on our team?
Who comes up with this stuff?This is the peak "nuh uh, I get 4 han because I said so" yaku
See what happens? First you let in the sanmakeks and now we have unironic chinkjong posters
>>550370284t. path of houou
Be honest /mjg/
Everyone knows that a non-pinfu hand on ron is almost always worth 40 fu.But what shortcuts can you use to figure out if an OPEN hand is worth 40 fu? Are there common combinations of open/closed ankous that make 40 fu?
>>550364053>>550364067
>>550371194why is blud double caked up on a tuesday evening
>actually giving a shit about fuAlso, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE SLIDER CAPTCHAS NOW
>>550371369Why would you not care about fu? Mahjong is a game you play IRL, not just on a computer.
>>550371196Just memorize the fu tables
What the fuck hiromoot
>>550371196Two honor/terminal pons are at least 40
>>550371487>8 fu
>>550371480That's it I'm moving to 4han
>>5503715912 fu from ron
>>550371443Because if the hand is not at least a mangan, I don't even bother winning it.
TURN OFF BITLOCKER ON YOUR WINDOWS RIGHT NOW
>>550371693Hello sanmachad.
>bongs are officially banned>captcha goes bonkersThere is a connection here
You're next, you know.
>>550371884No we're not.
>>5503716718 fu + 2 fu from ron still means 30 fuand you don't even get 2 fu from ron in an open hand if it's ryanmen
>>550371671isn't a thing
>>550372047>and you don't even get 2 fu from ron in an open hand if it's ryanmenDo you think open pinfu is counted as 30 fu for shits and giggles?
>>550371821Still here
>>550372290That only counts for an "open pinfu" hand shape, not if the final wait is ryanmen.
>>550372290why are you talking about open pinfu when you have PONS
>>550372326do you have a loicense for that
>new captcha>4chanX broken when verification isn't requiredit was a rather easy fix, but still
>>550372442You still get 2 fu for open hand even if the wait is ryanmen
>>550358226This shit is so fucking guy, Oh noes, the heckin horserinos are running, this is cruelty! I don't care, moral faggots. I'm still gonna eat burgers and steak, cope and seethe.
>>550372684>'I don't care!' I said screaming at my screen
>>550372578here's the fix btw (add the highlighted section to the existing line)
>>550372617yes if it's "open pinfu", otherwise no.
>>550372684Did you hear about the vegetarian vampire who only liked online mahjong? He rarely played for steaks.
>>550372617+2 only applies to open hands with no other fu (e.g open pinfu). If your hand has any other shapes it no longer has that. Do your fu reps.
>>550372578Fix the theme next
>>550373373i don't use the repochan theme, what's wrong with it?
>>550373463Captchas don't follow any theme.
>>550373608???
>>550370474Shhh stop asking questions
>>550370474Yostar will add a new tournament manager feature just for our tourney
Update your pokos
>>550373608mine works and is themed in my own theme, i'll see what i can do for the repochan theme
>>550372684I like horses, they're right below dogs in the "man's best friend" contest. They cleaned up their act in the last decade or so but in the not-very-distant past horse racing was definitely abusive. There's a reason why a lot of horse owners still look down on the industry and the people that participate in it.Mahjong.
>>550371749why
>>550374790malware issue because of a vulnerability
>picture scroll captcha>numbers captchaI hate 4cuck
>>550374828yeah, it's called windows
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
>>550375057The Second Coming?
verification not requireed test
>>550374790Recent Windows update disabled keyboard and mouse input in the Windows Recovery environment, it's also applied to the BitLocker screen on boot
THE MOON IS FUCKING GONE
>>550375408
we good worker indian saar, no windows malware, only system rape
I Hired a Call Center in India to Fight Scammers!cynthia-7.png
>>550375873Saar wars
>>550375312>Microsoft is this fucking jeetedGrim
Did you guys know Steamos is about to gain a lot of market share when GabeCube hits the shelves?
>>550377385Gain or lose if gaymers decide to rise up against a $700+ GabeCube
Micro soft?That's what she said
>>550377496micro...
>>550377496nano...
>>550377418I like this new captcha. Now I can stop using the auto-captcha script I've been using for a year and clear my cookies every once a month.
Capcha's been fine for meIs it because I'm still on X?
>>550159483I played a little with the wall placement. The original code just shoots it to the sides, I changed the algorithm to make an autotable/Tenhou-style swastika shape with thin gaps, so there's more space now. I also shrank the table and moved the tehai towards the wall, now I have a little more space to play with the camera. I'll try to experiment with the FOV and the camera placement to make it more above the table instead of in front of it (I believe Tenhou nailed it in that department). I'd like to move the entire camera setup to the appearance settings or maybe even allow the user to move it with arrows or something and save the result so that everyone can set it up however they like.
>>550378215Probably, everyone switched to wayland ages ago.
>>550378259that looks really sexy, even better than autokoko
>>550378259Also, I only now noticed >>550210836 (sorry for that), so I'll answer here.See pic related, they go to the right of your hand and stack up instead of to the left like in MJS. I actually didn't even realize it until you mentioned it, but I guess it could easily be changed to the MJS-style. I was also thinking of adding an option to move the calls to the left like in arcade mahjong games, so that the hand stays in place and the mahjong controller legend doesn't move (since I'd like to add controller support for the Strive hitbox anon).>>550378650It's all thanks to the original dev and the melon Ichihime tablecloth, I'm just trying to make it more readable (at least as readable as all modern clients). I'll keep reporting on the progress.
Have I mentioned I have two Saint accounts?
I can only post in this thread and nowhere else, what the fuck...
>>550379409why?also im been slowly reaching that state for years now. Even stopped going to /a/
>>550379409Why would you need to post anywhere else?
>>550373608how's this?>>550378215it breaks on 4chanX when verification isn't required.
>>550379583>>550379597The captcha autoverification only works in this tab, every other tab doesn't allow me to post.And the thread is ending.It's genuinely over for me...
>>550372916Thanks for the fix.
>>550379629Yeah I tried opening another thread and it's borked, it's only working on tabs I already had openGuess I'm retreating to 4han when the next thread is made
>>550377472The software side is up to the user, but will be mature enough for broader adoption outside the steam hardware.
techletkeks, we are so cooked on g, frfr
>>550379815Anon, your repomaid-approved fix?
>>550379934My 4chanX isn't installed with a monkey and I'm too much of a techlet to know how to edit extensions
I thought this general was supposed to be tech literate.
>>550379976>export 4chanx settings json file in the 4chanx settings>install monkey>install 4chanx userscript>import 4chanx settings json file that you just saved in the 4chanx settings>???>profitanon you learned mahjong, you can do it
>>550380169The only time most of this general has opened github is to look for the Akagi repo.
>>550380169anon is literally making the /mjg/ client a few posts above
I can already imagine it:>anons all moving to the new thread>me and >>550379976 staying here, replying to the new posts from here and trying to drag the anons back into this thread, failing and being laughed at>no pictures>still here tomorrow>reaching 1200 posts >eventually the thread will autolock itself>forced to retreat to 4han waiting for 4chanx to autoupdate>weeks will pass>months will pass>years will pass>decades will pass>me an >>550379976 will have started a family by then and lost touch with /mjg/'s culture>when the fix comes out we'll be too old to be able to keep up with the new general and that will be the end of itWe are already dead. It's over.I'm sorry... I'll take good care of 550379976
buy a pass
>>550379895techmonkeys are more fuckedram prices skyrocket, SATA SSD will stop consumer manufacturing, etc.all for the glory of AI
>>550380526>>me an >>550379976 will have started a family by then and lost touch with /mjg/'s culture
>>550380596ram prices don't matter. how often do you buy more ram that still is compatible with your old mobo?
>>550380526>>me an >>550379976 # will have started a family by then
Passing this IQ test is hard...
>>550380176WorksUgly as sin but it worksThanks repo anon
>>550380796nta, but i bought some recently, i didn't even realize the prices were going up, seemed normal to me, so it was possibly before the skyrocketing thingguess i have good flow
>>550380916np anon, just think of it as being temporary until the extension version is updated or something
behold, the next captcha
test
>>550380596Just stop consooming hardware. You can do more with your existing hardware than ever before.
>>550380796>ram prices don't matterExcept they do since phone manufacturers plan on bringing back 4GB RAM as standard for new phone modelshttps://www.tweaktown.com/news/109338/return-of-4gb-ram-in-smartphones-by-2026-amidst-dram-crisis-microsd-slots-make-a-comeback/index.html
why does gookmoot keep changing the captcha?
>>550381225hooly fuckI feel like it was just last week that I heard about RAM getting expensive and it's this bad already
>>550381251last time he did it, because jewgle wanted to charge him with every post made or something like that, maybe it's similar this time
>>550381293All so indians can make clickbait slop of fat old women shattering glass bridges Isn't the future great?
>>550381373>maybe it's similar this timeThe current captcha was already inhouse.
mahjong
The end is never the end is never the...
>>5503812254GB RAM? Shieet.Should I start buying up GTX1080 because that graphics card seems like the future.
>>550381225again, it literally doesn't matter, unless you are a retard that breaks your phone every two weeks.i'm still using a fucking 30 euro nokia 1 4g toy phone.
>>550381469then i have no idea, maybe someone found a way to autosolve it
one of the vibecoding jeets on the team is trying to justify his position to gookmoot
>>550381521I need something good enough to play Mahjong Soul at work.
>>550381521New phones were not made to last and there has been a rise of "phones are actually handheld computers" lately4GB RAM is not enough to run MajSoul let alone some bulkier game
>>550381729That would be any of the 100-200 eurollar price range android tablets, unless you manage to get a real shitty one somehow.
Mahjong!
Are you a bad enough dude?
>>550373608>>550373373>>550379629repochan theme captcha theming fixed on the repo
Unless a mahjong AI tells me exactly what it's thinking and if I disagree it goes "You're absolutely right—my reasoning was flawed" it's useless.
>>550382137
>>550382379Mahjongas!
>>550382235id go for it
>>550382683You haven't been buckbroken by 4th place avoidance yet
>>550382235My head tell me to fold with ton, but I would probably riichi and get 4th.
>>550381251some sites were letting tech illiterate subhuman shitposters/ ban evade very easily, because the old captcha was very easily autosolved, which also meant the site was swarmed with bots and cp spam
>>550382235was there lag shimo's 8p? if not I'd dama
how do we kill jeets
>>550383101And this will do literally nothing to avoid all that.
>>550383461If they keep changing the captcha every day, it may do something.
>>550383345>kikes, burgers and jeets>anon only hates jeetsCurious
all he had to do was delete /pol/
>>550383567yeah give their bots 5 sec annoyance
>>550383461What would you do?
>>550382834Diabolical
>>550383940disincentivize them from using botssee >>550383621
>>550382834>anon willingly folds yakumanhow the fuck is this possible? i know not a single one of you actually takes ranked this seriously
>>550383940Rangeban India, Israel and USA. Do something about gay/owo, delete /pol/, /a/, /b/ and /lgbt/.
I just bought 2 DDR4 3200MHz 8GB ram sticks from Crucial at the cheap price of $85. I've futureproofed myself.
>>550384250sounds like you're in a small pond, nyagger.
>>550384250Win rate is ridiculously low, chance of getting knocked out of 2nd is significantYou would be a fool to push this
I could have sworn that chinitsu was spelled like chiinitsu. Was I transported to a different universe?
>>550372916test
what in the goddamn fuck is this captcha. I told you the captchas would get worse and worse
>>550384514You were thinking of chiiinkiinkotiao
>>550384576New captcha is the easiest one so far, you have to be retarded to get filtered by it.
>>550384647I swear anons just bitch because things are new sometimes
HAHAHAHAHA ONONONONO FUCKING 3 IN 1 CAPTCHA SERIOUSLY ???
>>550384647>>550384737>broke scripts for no reason
>>550384867Oh no that is a pisser but the actual capcha is a piece of piss
>>550384867I don't know how that is related to the complexity of the captcha
>>550384647the easiest captcha was the one where i could've just type the squiggly word and add nigger at the endi still miss it
Me solving 4chan captcha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
testicle
>>550384647first they make you do circles. then triangles. then squares. then moonrunes. oppose it while you still can.
>>550385273>then moonrunesお願い, make it happen, i want to filter eops
They should make this captcha harder to filter out all the retards, I see no downside.
>>550372916thank you
>>550385206I enjoyed the first game but the stripping down of System Shock was bound to lead to shit like this.
>>550385529I kneel
>>550385529this picture perfectly shows how important 4th place avoidance is
I'm updating poko
>>550385814You fool, you'll never make it in time
>>550386036I'm updating the phone version that only downloads like 151mb instead of 2gb
Find the image that is not like the others.
>>550386201the purple one is too old
>>550386201One is a nyagger.
>>550386201The one on the left is too ugly to be like the others.
>>550386201Captcha expired...
>>550386201Nana is the only one without two of somethingTwo bells two earsNi-kaidoTwo bunny earsTwin tailsNada
updated sega mj
>>550386465Her name consists of two KanaNice try
>>550386201>eyesTook me 2 seconds more than I would have liked
should I roll for the famous anime girl in poko
Thread death approaches...
but have we decided who is going to be the famous green cripple yet?
>famous NTR Yuzu
Fuck this shit I'm buying 4chan pass
But I hate Mahjong
poko night doesn't work on my browser, poko fate release two days too late... Wasn't there another poko gacha?
Noob question: someone declare riichi, from there on all the discard that don't result in wins are genbutsu for that player. Is there a trick to remembering from what point in each player's discard pile the genbutsu tiles begin? You can't look for the tiles in same position as the sideways riichi tile because the calls cause a discrepancy in that.
>>550388717>farming sim
shits broken
>>550389196Stardew Valley
>>550389182Not really, just pay attention. If there were no calls after riichi, counting works.
>>550389319Are you a fellow Haileychad?
>>550389056we only play poker chase here
For me, it's Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town
>>550389437I've only ever married Penny and Jas once at the same time
>>550389465I mean poker chase not night sorry. Maybe I should try to install it on my phone instead.
>femaledew valleyj*ng moment
>>550390321>>550390321>>550390321
tes
>>550372916This doesn't work for me. RIP
