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Honse
If I don't roll at least 1 kitasan in 200 I'm FINISHED...
>marked
anon do you think i can get all of thesefor the double banners i'll just pull until i get one of themhave 65k with 30k reserved for kitapits
I started counting the occurrences of each uma part way through Libra day 1.The lower your runner is on this, the more sovl you have. That's just the way it is.104 Gold Ship38 Narita Taishin30 Manhattan Cafe30 Mayano Top Gun26 Agnes Tachyon19 Oguri Cap15 Narita Brian12 Rice Shower (Halloween)11 Mejiro McQueen11 Nice Nature11 Symboli Rudolf9 Super Creek8 Mayano Top Gun (Wedding)8 Rice Shower6 Silence Suzuka6 Special Week (Summer)5 Matikanefukukitaru5 Seiun Sky5 Tokai Teio4 TM Opera O4 Tokai Teio (Anime Collab)3 Daiwa Scarlet3 Eishin Flash3 Grass Wonder3 Hishi Amazon3 Mejiro McQueen (Anime Collab)3 Mejiro Ryan2 Grass Wonder (Fantasy)2 Maruzensky (Summer)2 Mihono Bourbon1 Biwa Hayahide1 Curren Chan1 El Condor Pasa1 Gold City1 Haru Urara1 Matikanefukukitaru (Full Armor)1 Special Week1 Super Creek (Halloween)1 Symboli Rudolf (Festival)1 Vodka1 Winning TicketThe rest nowhere
URARA NO
Can I interest anyone into a Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby (on a monday)?
>>550306240Top Road?
>>550306291I want sex instead
>>550306278>1 Matikanefukukitaru (Full Armor)I'm doing my part
>>550306278>exclusively ran top three runnerssoul excised
Rejoice /uma/, all your hard work for CM has paid off and now you can race in the finals to prove your prowess as a trainer.Also, CM in two weeks so chop-chop on those parent runs.
>>550306246yeah
>>550306278I thought I was smart when I decided to use Tachyon for Libra...
>>550306070honse
>>550306501>throwing a dozen toughness in the drain for viable finals umas >medium cm is in 14 days Oh…
Sorry, its B finals for me
>>550306196i will be so happy rolling for Stay Gold in 2050
>>550306240nakadashi NTR anon while TopRo is forced to watch
>>550305963No stopping me roulette is merciless. Glad to see another /uma/ legend in these rooms
>>550306398
>>550306418>round 1Ummm, anon? I think you posted an image from 2 days ago, can you post an updated one? Or are you waiting a bit longer to play your round 2 games?
When is Taishit supposed to become good again?
>>550306752>NTR the NTRkinda based actually
>made a Gold Ship ace just to know that I could>I'll probably lose A finals because I refuse to run herI'm an idiot I suppose.
>>550306501Hmmmmmm nyo not doing shit until the kitasan banner
>>550306246Neicheer into Palmer is going to be brutal. Hope the CygamesID thing makes swiping cheaper. I WILL swipe for Palmer if it cums to that.
>>550306914everyone can make a goldshit ace, she's the easiest character to make
>>550306278>3 Eishin Flash>2 Grass Wonder (Fantasy)>NO KINGUsI actually saw 2 other King Halos, 4 other Fantasy Grass, and 3 Eishins
>>550306579do they glow at night?
>>550306804She's SSS tier in every CM
>>550306291I'm busy tonight too. That's why SUNDAY is MARVELOUS.
>>550306914Nobody has to know anon, your Libra platinum title doesn't have the name of the uma who won it.
>>550306752there is evil, and then there is thisfucked up mate
>>550306785Give me sex with Marvelous Sunday>>550307064Today I will pet the honse's head
>catbox downAIEEEEEEEEEE
>>550307064
>>550306526thanks anon i will now pull the hooker>>550306995i'm resigned to getting only one in double banners because 1/4 dupe chance will make me cry
>>550306278>no Fuji KisekiFujibros where are you?
Post cool art.
>>550307116It doesn’t matter if no one knows. ‘I’ would know, and my opinion is the only one that matters
>>550307061I hope so
>>550306291Make it a Marvelous CM with 9 runners instead of 18/16
>>550307064t-touch it...
>>550306669>>550306673post more of theseit looks funny
>>550306246NopeYou can ticket dober or tamamo with the paid ticket on 1st anni and roll maybe 1 of the umas after that
>>550307316cool art.
Here are my top 3 horses, say something nice about me
>>550307082Oops typo I meant ASS tier
>>550306804She was good in CM5, she is good in CM6, she will be good in CM7, she will be good in CM8 and then it's sprint time... but guess what, she's actually good in that one too, just annoying to train. The next CM where Taishin doesn't have anything in her favor is Nakayama 2000m, CM12.
>>550306804She won 9 times when it mattered and that's good enough for me
561K is enough
>>550307367something nice about me
>went 53/80I think I’m washed
>>550307316
>>550307361
should I tank my winrate so I get shittier opponents in my final?
>>550307367are you me, literally the 3 umas I'm waiting for the most (already got cafe)>>550307316cool art
>>550307367I would force you to wear Kitasan Black cosplay and rape you
>>550307367WEI~
Is next CM less gambly?
>>550307354
>>550307367get better taste nigga
>>550307116I never equip my platinum titles so nobody but me would know anyway...
>>550306278>15 Narita Brian>3 Hishi AmazonI think this is good enough
>>550307389I have to correct myself, Tokyo 1600m Dirt (CM10) is probably too hard to make Taishin work, even though the track layout is decent for her.
I'll take it. I deserve the platinum now
>>550307605fronts are back in
>>550307367Submissive and breedable (you, not the umas)
>>550307316Also happens to be a must roll card
>>550307605no but it'll have more variety, there's no uma as strong as goldshit is in this CM
>>550307605yno.
With my 56K 'rats and 20 support tickets I have my double spark. Boy am I glad I hoarded those now. Based CyGenerous with the 1500 ensuring I can MLB Kita and open that nail salon.
>>550306278>0 Air GrooveHuh? I've been posting her a ton!
>Get into duel with Cocon in URA final>As the duel pushes forward, Glasse slides inbetween both of themfunnythe disrespect
>>550307330Good idea.
>taishins seen today:18 >taishin wins today: 0
>>550306501I need someone to feed me a deck setup before I bother
>>550307718>there's no uma as strong as goldshit is in this CMGolshi, Cafe, and Taishin are equally strong this CM. Whoever spurts into NSM better, wins.Golshi is just piss easy to build and the most F2P uma.
>>550307710>Throne>must rollIt's literally the bait card unless they move it up earlier in the scenario
>>550306278>Golshi, Creek, SMaruI have 2/3 of a sovl.
>>550307772What does one do in a nail salon
>>550307773I did see a Wedding Groove before I started counting. If I added her to the list I'd have to balance it out with 7 more Gold Ships
>>550307840they aren't, goldshit is signficantly stronger than both because of her unique
>#1185>#54kek
>>550307064Hmm. fuzzy ors
>>550307064what does a horse's fur feel like?
HIGH ROLL GAMELET'S GO
>>550308105bricked
>>550307984Cafe's unique is as strong as Goldshi's, literally the same effect, and Taishin spurt is a GOLD spurt. Taishin may be a bit weaker but her potential is higher.
>>550308047like bags of sand.
>>550307840lol
>>550308047Short haired ones are sleek and silky. Haven't touched a fluffy horse before.
>>5503081053-2 winyoull lose your race
>>550307920grown filly....
>>550307883Umapyoi gyarus during the slow time of day
>>5503081053-2 you job to Oguri, Tama and Kaichou
Tried figuring out soundposts on my own. Didn't work. Just keep getting errors and failed to play xyz.mp3.Soundposts are officially gay and reddit. Don't use them anymore.
>>550307920she really blossomed
>>550308135>>550308162AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>550308105raped by oguri and rudolf
>>550308146Oldfag...
Sell me on Tosen Jordan.
>>550308152does it smell? when i pet my dog and he hasn't had a wash in a while he's stinky but my cat smells good
>>550308314the raped
>>550306291Sarvelous Monday
>it's another /uma/ fellates Gold Ship as the last boss of the horse racing game episode
Digitan LOVE
>>550308139yeah the effect is the same but the conditions favor goldshit by a mile
>has higher winrate than the goldship users here
>>550306278How did you not run into any Dotos?
>>550308314The RAPEDNow you must>listen to Rudolf's puns for an hour>buy everything Tama wants for a month>Drive with Maruzensky for a year
Guess the Uma
>>550308314>lost your own racedeserved
>>550308370I had NINE fucking spirit bursts toowhat the FUCK is this gay RNG
It is hilarious to me that the only reliable option for F2Ps (Gold Ship) is the one everyone hates.
https://jiggie.fun/tyqbKm
>>550308314everytime
>>550308447it would be embarrassing if he didnt after how much he's spent
>>550308447Jobbed Virgo finals, he’ll probably job again here
>>550308562That makes sense, most of the seething are from whales who fell for the Taishin gaslight.
>>550308524
Whale hours. DO NOT QUEUE right now
>>550308518>Driving with Maruzensky for a year>Telling her cool kids still go parkingSounds good actually
>>550308357Horses smell in general, like a barn if you know what that smells like, but some less than others. I rode a few horses and only one of them smelled really bad.
>>550308447>massive oinker won more than my free2play gold shipwhoa...
>>550308430I fail to see how.Goldship has to be at the back, bottom 3, for her unique to activate.Cafe has to be in the middle 3 for her unique to activate.Both will activate. At the same time even if both are built by logical people.
>>550308524Pace Doto
>>550308562>>550308725no, this is why goldshit niggers are called soulless, you can only see meta. taishinfags don't care they play with her because they like her
Saw marvelous sunday's model for the first time and I got scared
>>550308562whale here, I actually gaslight f2poors not to use gold ship because it's funny.
>>550308524gold city (benched)
>>550308853
>>550308725A whale can easily build a soulless S+ Goldship retard
>>550308524air groove
>>550308909Why? Did her tits scare you off?
>>550308743>>550308846>>550308976>>550309052
>>550308909Scared stiff
>>550308781who is the smelliest uma musume
>>550308518>>550308529>>550308669Big words for being days from Kitasan. This was with her 1LB. I WILL be coming back for revengeance.
>>550308853free2play golshi = SOVLoinker that still picks golshi anyway = soulless
>>550308909Scared straight?
>>550308314>his Brian lost the race
>>550309074Sub 1100 speed, no long S and sub 800 powerIt's like you were trying to lose
>>550309074you can do better, anon. i believe in you.
>>550309123Tachyon. Or Teio.
Hating Golshi is the normie opinion here, but I have a feeling all this sudden hatred comes from anons who failed to get into A finals.Don't hate the uma, hate your poor training skills.
>>550309210>>550309308It's not me, it was a guy in one of my races. His Man Cafe had similar stats and 14 wins.
>>550308909Scared horny?
>>550309123Chinpo Windy, who rolls in dirt and digs holes. You probably forgot she existd, like everyone else.
>>550308349She's not a whore, I would never sell her.
>>550309382is she the type to dominate me or ignore me ? i cant tell
>>550309449they call her windy because of her chronic flatulence.
>>550309382If I were married to Drejya, I would cheat on her.It would be funny.
>>550309123currenshe reeks of semen and everyone near her can tell but they're too polite to say anything
Oh the versailles farm fundraiser hit their goal today. Nice, a new supply of fences for Gimlet to smash.
Got rekt today, but we already secured A finals yesterday, so goal achieved and feeling good.Praying for a Daiwa Rocket in finals.
>>550309542total manipulation
>>550309402I don't hate Golshi, I hate how they don't even proc skills yet they zoom past everything and everyoneno other uma does this, even when they proc NSMand I hate getting 2 S ranks every race, when I have A rank umas and 10% WR
you should go 1-1-1-1 if you don't encounter turf queens because higher ranks give more stats, and that can boost your training levels right
>>550308760Reminds me of the mom I fucked in Colorlust oni. Well worth it
>>550309758you should challenge the turf queens every time because you're not a bitchsurely you're not a bitch right
>>550309402>there are anons in here that didn't get into A finalskek
she carried me to A finals
46/80...wedding mayano is definitely better than her base version on this track, the final corner velocity can help close out a win vs other spurt/nsm ends
>>550309402t. paypig with full MLB deck
>>550309402I hate my terrible card list. My highroll Golshi has gotten me my only wins and I dislike this overreliance on 1 ace.
i love maya to death but even i would feel weird training her then actually racing her in that wedding outfit
>>550309917OG mayano has the same last-spurt velocity, her unique procs on duel.
>>550309930Why does she have extra pinkies?
I just lost to thispower is such a fucking meme stat it means nothing
>>550310026show cards
>>550310021Teioposters would never
>>550310125Do you have to duel for it? I didn't see flashy landing proc once in all my races
>>550310162the most egregious part is the wit, if there was a debuffer in the lobby she would've easily died
Uh...guys? This is wit god isn't it? I built HIS double pal card Gold Ship...
It's absolutely jarring how erotic Gold Ship looks like in her swimsuit/dress alt.
>>550309402Golshi is the only reason I made it to the finals. She has 5x the wins of the other two combined.
>>550310302that's not him, seriru is his handle
>>550310162>1190 stam>two goldsthe stamina gaslighters are too successful.
>>550310313
>>550310215she needs to be fighting harder than duelsshe needs to have someone on her side for 2 seconds while duelling just needs her to be running at the same speed close byI've seen her duel without proccing ult, but if she procs ult and she isn't too far behind she's winning
>>550310162i agree
>B79>Big BreastsI think something is wrong here
>>550310313Careful, she's trying to get your guard down.
>>550310413>>550310162More like a testament to Goldship's strengthMines didn't proc Maestro twice and still won
Umas with this feel?
>>550310302no thats a dragon god
>>550310376Aw.
>>550310301the fuck would debuffers do??that one has fat as fuck stam to tank
How does one cope knowing that your chances of a plat or sliver rides entirely on who procs NSM first?
>>550310527wife
>>55031064350/50 are good odds.
>>550310406Makes sense, then wedding mayano is better because her conditions are simply easier (you overtake the lucky pace on the final corner)
>>550310643As someone who won Virgo with a NSM proc I can't even be mad if it happens to me this time
>>550310643i used 3 clone lates last cm feels fine
>>550310591there's a pretty good chance she misses both recoveries and just dies, if she gets rushed and there's a frenzy debuff she insta dies
so it is true pump iron is fucking trash for scorpio? better grab redshift and sfv on late surgers
>>550310643These 3 idiots just swept. Everyone in the lobby whiffed NSM.
>>550310643I like my odds.
>>550310482It's because the proportion of the boobs to the rest of the body makes them D cup size
>>550310764picrel
>>550310643It doesn't, I've won several races with Taishin where she doesn't proc NSM and still wins
>>550310482>Blue Hair>Warm Brown HorsehairWhich is it?
>>550310776>good chanceabout 10%>frenzy debuffthat'd kill most umas, but she is more susceptible to it true, she still has good base stam to tank though
>>550310826grab sfv + dober unique
Which way?
Holy shit, so it's actually just griefing to get a recovery skill for next CM...
>>550311091only frontrunners need gold recoveries because spot struggle fucks their stam
>>550311091Yeah, 800 to 850 stam is all you need
>>550311057I'm impressed that oguri cap (as in peak) managed to restack mid catch.
>>550310826>so it is true pump iron is fucking trash for scorpiono, it's good
>>550310643I'm an A+ shitter who'd normally have 0% chance against S/S+, so I'm very happy that it went up to 50% because of NSM.
I got only 1 3 win today and the rest were 2.It's going to be a big gamble tomorrow.
This is your Group A finals opponent
>>550311371>no NSMI win
>>550310826The opposite. Pump works but redshift and Dober ult do nothing when inherited.
>>550311371Nah I'd win
>>550310776if she misses both recoveries she will die, debuffer or not if she hits even one recovery then your flustered subdued frenzied ASE does nothing
>>550311371>late
>>550311156It isn't that bad on regular fronts and Suzukas just accept that if it happens they have lost.
>>550311463i wish these artists would stop drawing the nose like that
IT IS TIMEFOR THE MARVELOUS MONDAY MAYHEM MEETING10 ACTION PACKED RACES WILL BE HELD TODAY, EACH ONE MORE EXCITING THAN THE PREVIOUSAs usual - please only register a single Uma for each race. Failure to do so will result in mocking by me and the thread.I repeat - THIS IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE>ONLY>REGISTER>A>SINGLE>HORSE>PER>RACEDue to low attendance on Saturday we will cap todays races at 9 Umas only! For that proper Champions Meeting Feel!The first set of races with fixed moods is now open and can be found at>Sprint - 14518450>Mile - 94707925>Medium - 86015748>Long - 33874004>Dirt - 59836302The first race will start once we've filled up! Surely we can get a full lobby this time.
>>550311593I don't see the point of these anymore, piggies just autowin.
Kita sexoooooooooo
>People say Dober is the parent that Late Surgers will forever use>Check out her Ult>Has a chance to proc not only late-race, but mid-race as well>If it procs mid-race, it's utterly useless because acceleration during position keep does nothing>Also you need to run the whole race without getting Rushed once or else you'll never be able to proc it...This is supposed to be the Seiun Sky of Late Surgers?
its SEAhours isn't it
>>550311437>>550311541>loses
Why can't we date Etsuko? Does somebody at Cygames just hate her?
>>550311437
Fitting picture for this cm
>>550311730She's happily married to me
>>550311689read how conditions work again
rate day 4 of cm6
>>550311057Based on who I'd rather eat KFC with? Oguri.Based on who has the best outfit? Tamamo.Based on who I'd rather make umas with? Still Tamamo.
>>550311436So you're saying to train Dober. Will do.
>>550310643i believe in my witlet aces
>>550311818goldship/10
>>550311818I don't think I'll be watching my finals...
>>550311663>wah wah wah im so poor wahh waaaah bweeeh wah bweeeh wah wwaaaahh bweeeehshut up tamamo
>>550311818haven't triedit doesn't matter but I'm still retraining my shitty golshi not to win, but to not run a shitter statline in my team
this is it, last chance
>>550311057total tama love
>>550311940Tachy got this
>>550310415This is umamusume, we don't post boys here
>>550311593/uma/, why aren't you joining in on this community-driven event? there are prizes.
I got so FUCKED in this run. 5 failed trainings, even missing a 2% from practice poor. 10 mood downs, not even riko could keep me above normal. Everything went to shit except the rainbows. It could easily have been a S+
>>550311371I'm okay losing to Steamy Solidarity, but I brought my own steamed uma too. Bring it on
>>550312052i don't want to dox myself
>>550311940NARITA BRIAN TAKES THE WIN (it was the other's team's Brian)
>>550311689hmm I wonder what is_finalcorner==1 means...
>>550311957are these from promos
>>550311823i would put a child in both of their wombs
>>550309449I didn't forget her I saved 30k carats for her
>>550312052>>550312052>prizesanon is giving away stuff? i didnt say anything about prizes
>>550312117See you in B finals.
>>550311818i went 0/5 twice today this game is ASS
>>550311593I'll join and take the prize for this week.
>>550311823>>550311957Tama is so cute.
>>550312272yes I know you're fat
If each of you donates 10k to me, we could buy a horse together.
>>550311057I like all 3 but it's always Super for me. That said I'm surprised at Tama's small baggy. I understand its the hehe backwaters thing but Oguri picked up a ton in contrast. Tama has a lot of self control.
>>550312127yeppers
>>550311818This Gold Ship didn't make it to A finals ...
>>550310643I'm a B Finals shitter, but I'm still happy because anime Mack won 2 different races and I only won this match because I procced NSM and they didn't. Double-edged sword and whatnot, I accept the workings of RNG.
>>550312454are you the mare masturbator that was in the thread a couple days ago?
>>55031159318 slot medium marvelous jobbing
>>550310930I guess I need to learn more about uma body if this is D cup
>>550312557not enough guts bro
>>550312557>end closer savvylet me guess, NSM never proc'd
>>550312589ahw fucklemme remake it
Gyaru pussy (Helios)
>>550312428there's nothing wrong with being fat
>>550311593>we will cap todays races at 9 Umas onlyMedium is /18Put up my most marvelous team trials aces. Let's go!
>>550309115Say, tokino, are you in any way related to tazuna?
>>550312557where's your straightaway spurt bwo
>>550312557>pump>rushing gale>it's on>End savvyinteresting selection
>>550311818We're in A finals and I'm going to do a looooong prayer with my eyes closed while the race is going
Hello I want to make parents for next CMWhat deck should I use?
>>550312718god i wanna give raspberries to a fat umas tummy
https://mangadex.org/title/639a44e7-7d6b-4a03-b3b1-1b45d53a9db0/ganbaru-koi-suru-neicha-san
>>550309115My grandpa-in-law>t. Rudolf trainer
>>550312761Scorpio:Tokyo — Turf2000 m — Medium — CounterclockwiseSoft — Autumn — Rainuse that big brain of yours, anon.
>>550312753whats wrong with it?
>>550312649cup size is different than boob volume
>>550311940>>550312117>>550312030HOLY SHIT I WON
>>550312649Japanese bra size is 2 sizes below western sizes. So a D cup in Japan is actually B cup.
>>550312649Those are small for anime, but big for IRL
>>550312649D cup in japan is a B cup is freedom land
>>550312808nice doujin, thanks anon
>>550311593I fucked up and remade the medium room>Medium - 88480522
>>550312946>wins by a nose>doxxes his entire lobbyuh... BASED?
>>550312557You're almost certainly moving too far up to proc NSM or Pump so you have no accel and lose to any fag with SS.
>>550312718bros.. all the food on the table looks good
>>550312946Let's go! just needed a little luck
>>550312869>pump never activates on golshi because she climbs mid-race with her ult, especially when everyone is running ends>rushing galeinconsistent, honestly a bunch of velocity skills could have served you better>it's onexpensive, and golshi already has strong mid-race, might push her up too far to get blocked for NSM>End savvyincreased FoV = avoiding umas = less blocks = less NSM activation. Might not be entirely bad on its own, but that sp could have been something else
>>550312808Woah she really went with the same outfit after sending the wrong message? That's either very embarrassing or bold or both. Cute.
Cygays, please put Benis as a playable character...
>>550312946congrats
IM RICH
>>550312649In real life, she'd be huge but in anime artstyle D's are "premium mediums"
>>550312946congrats!
>>5503115938/9 on sprintone more and we can start racing!
>>550312946>S Rank Tachyon lostgrim
>>550312946>2 golshis>3 tachyonscongrats anon, you won in a cancer room
>>550313378holy moly
>>550311809>>550312121am I missing something? Please explain it to me, I'm retarded. >phase==1 midrace>&corner!=0 any corner>&is_finalcorner==1 final corner>&temptation_count==0 not rushed>&order_rate>=50 &order_rate<=70positions 5th or 6thThe alternate condition:>phase>=2 late race>&corner!=0 any corner>&is_finalcorner==0 not on final corner>&temptation_count==0 not rushed>&order_rate>=50 &order_rate<=705th or 6th this wouldn't come into play because late race starts during a corner
What a freak
actual retard hereis 2000m a standard distance or non-standard?
>>550313069>>550311593I repeat!I had to remake the medium room!Get in here lads!
>>550313538is 2000m divisible by 400
>>550313548>>550313378tits shouldn't be that big
ikuno..........dictus..............
>>550313538400, 800, 1200, 1600, 2000i dunno anon...
>>550313538Divide into 400
>>550313175nyo
>>550313538READ NIGGA READ
>>550311818Better than day 1 somehow
>>550313538Divide by 400
>>550313538Anon...your basic division...
>>550313628Ryan so smart I wish I could hold her hand
>>550313498there's midrace final corners that are late enough for the duration to last into late race and also late race nonfinal corners (like this cm)
>>550313498
>>550313548You will have to call me oji-san while posting a big boobed Uma if you want me to join
>>550311593THE FIRST RACE IS NOW UNDERWAY!!!
>>550313601>>550313628>>550313642>>550313649>>550313689I don't know how to multiply or divide, what part of actual retard you didn't get
>>550312557prove it
>>550313617in real life they'd cause crippling back pain but idc shit's hot af
>>55031353820/4=52000/4=50
>>550313747dyscalculia?
uma musume?
>>550313747It's never too late to learn.
>>550313736Ahhhhh it was close!
>account i followed for his MLB Halloween Rob Roy SSR hasnt been online in over two weeksffs why did you even get the Rob Roy then
>>550313837Uma Mathsume
>>550313747BASED RETARD
>>550313538Bro…
>>550313617
>>550311593Fug. I got in on Sprint and Mile and missed the rest
>>550312242He's giving away breeding rights.
>>550311593Waow! A three way photo finish on a finish hill climb!Neck to nose, top 3 was a fraction of a second away from each other!Next up the mile race in 3 minutes!
>>550313691
>>550313747holy based retard
>>550313747Wait you're serious?
>>550313992Holy fuuuuck
>>550313747Damn. Can i sell you a premium subscription to chatgpt? You actually need it
I don't like what Golshi is insinuating bwos.
>>550313747respect
is the erauma anon in here
>>550313747you know how when you were a kid you were told to count by 2's and by 3's?count by 400 meters
>>550314125Episode 22: Gold Ship And The Whaling Research Trip
>>550313747Did you drop out of elementary school or something
>>550313960He just likes Rob RoyI bet he'll come back to roll the uma and then leave again.>>550314020>my Curren wonHoly moly!
>>550313960I want to eat that bird thing
>>550313837Sorry, this is the Ew-Mama-Sue-Me thread.
>>550314125Wet conditions. Lock your door tonight, torena.
>>550314095The first sentence is right, but...
>>550310215Yes>is_finalcorner==1 &blocked_side_continuetime>=2 &order<=3
>>550313747riceposter btw
>>550311593Next up the Monday Mile!Please join me watching the race!
>>550311689for some reason this thread's latest gaslight scheme has been about dober and her inherited version
i want to pull for shakur for the memes but she's so close to gold ship summer
>>550314308AI was a mistake.
>>550314308What the fuck. God future people are going to be retards
>>550314210I was homeschooled by my sister, our mother didn't had time with two jobs
Day 1 : 12 WinDay 2 : 14 WinDay 3 : 4 WinToday : 12 WinI spent my day yesterday worrying and even doing Golshi ace run again fucking long CM I swear
>>550313747I...do you want a Wit training? Free of charge
Group B... Home.
>>550314308I don't see what's wrong.
>>550314308Christ, "AI" is such a shit technology.
>>550313747HUH HOWPLEASE LEARN
>>550314339>my uma late-startedIT'S OVER
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SWINGING MAESTRO
>>550314308i mean it got the right solution in the end...
>>550310643Remember I'm playing a gambling game
>>550314308
>>550314513Christ, "AI" is such a awesome technology.
>>550311593The curse of Maruzensky ... never allowed to win a single race ... Join me next in the Monday Medium race in 3 minutes!
all mondays are shit
I won plat last cm witha 35% winrate. This time I'm up to 39%, so I'm confident in another plat.
>>550314440did you queue at a different time
>>550314239OO MAH MA SOO MAY
>>550314694Yes! I'm... winner!
>>550314724Based irrational gambler. Personally I’ve lost the last 3 so I’m due a win.
>>550314694The curse of solo front :(
>>550314675You have plagiarized my post. Do not do this again.[Do not repost. AI training prohibited.]
the TGA post from xitter has 120k likes, what the fuckis this the power of a CULTURAL PHENOMENON game?
>>550314642WTF EXPLIAN THIS
>>550314642chat is this real
>>550314675>guys! guys! AI is going to be amazing at streamlining mathematics and organizing data but it'll lack the SOUL for art or music!how were humans so wrong
>>550314917Cygames is coming for our dirt uma.q
Always in our heart, Equinox
>>550314775Yeah, I'm gonna have to fap to this with or without your permission, m'kay
Training aces is much more intense with this as the background music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzjZglj0QJM
i thought /uma/ was the elite of umamusume global
>>550315126more like Blite
I used my 2x TP Event Point boost on Queen and THAT happened
>>550308447>Too much of a pussy queuing during American hours
>>550315126Some of us are Blackrock managers and some of us can’t do basic multiplication. It’s a mixed crowd
>>550315126I just jerk off to the umas so I guess.
>>550311371If she had Highlander and NSM, you might be in real danger.
>>550315126No that's why we hate slop tuber so much we're jealous of their talent, wealth and fame
>>550314751No, they're around the same time, +- 30 minutes.
>>550314917And all we got was a shitty rng ticket. I'm taking my votes back.
>>550315126I read your post and on my next click I failed the Hopeful Stakes for the first time in ages. I blame you for this.
Who do you want to do this tohttps://twitter.com/tyomateee/status/2000546670157963376
The guidemakers are becoming better at gaslighting, this time they didn't say the opposite of something that's true, but rather omitted an entire uma from their tierlists.pic unrelated
>>550315180Nyoooo you baka idiot
>>550315126Anons here eat mold, what the hell even gave you that idea?
>>550314930The chat GPT logo and Jew logo are both hexagon based because both organizations worship Satan, so it's not surprising that they are geometrically similar.
>>550315072overrated bitch
Hell yeah
PLEASE POST TAZUNA>artworks>in-game screenshots>gifs>ai sloppa Anything will do she is so fucking cool and hot and I cant find shit with her
>>550315216What if it's the same person
Give me Dober, I need to start training her now.
I just got Smart Falco and want to use her for ScorpioHow do you guys get double affinity with her? How many turf sparks?
>>550315126but we areit's just that when it comes to gachatards, the bar is on the floor
>>550315353Which one? Only uma I'm seeing that stands out at all is Goldship.
>>550311593Yippie!Oishi gaming!>only S rank in the roomPiggy gaming ... Anyway, join me in the long lobby in 3 minutes!
>>550315334Funny hors
With Libra finishing soon, what was the biggest gaslight?
>>550315126We are bwo
>>550315413
>>550315413This is one of my favorite pics of her
>>550315530>pump is goodI love witgod but what the fuck was he thinking
>>550315547>Saving other anon image and pretend it is yoursBwo...
>>550315485Anime Teio solves all scorpio problems.
>>550315431That would make so much sense, in retrospect.
>>550315530Putting A&S on pace chasers.
>>550315547Based
>>550311593The Monday long race is now startingplease join me in watching the race!
>>550315530>late surgers suck
>>550315530>your promoted pacer will definitely be able to hold off the seven end closers that are barreling down the track while you have no one to NSM proc off of!
>>550315530The lucky pace chaser strat. Too many of them cucking each other, and that's on top of retards like me that ran an oshi front runner.
jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/oQUBTThttps://jiggie.fun/oQUBTThttps://jiggie.fun/oQUBTT
>>550315530>front is whale gated!Meanwhile all fronts in my lobbies are winning with retarded statlines
>>550315635I wouldn't do that...
bros
>>550315725haven't seen any LS win the 60 ive done
>>550315530Absolutely "lates bad"So many people are still bringing pacers and fronts to trigger NSM off of. And even without them, a pace promoted late is tough to beat
>>550316004tazuna confirmed uma...
>>550313747Umazing
>>550316106catbox is down again????
>get team A guts>looking promising>speed jumps to S at the 11th fucking hour>burning spirit SPDAHHHHHH
>>550311593Tokai Teio alone by herself running for what feels like an eternity, tearing up the turf!Please join me in the dirt mile race in 3 minutes!
>>550314591>best run all day>risked a spd training at 39%>>A rankhow in the world did all that effort translate into this?
I FINALLY GOT 1/40 SEE YOU ALL IN GROUP B FINALS
>>550316251I want to umapyoi
>>550315530prol the lowest gaslight CM thus far, unless idk, if you listen to umatubers or something. The mainstays proved true - ENDs dominate. Spurt is powerful, NSM maybe more powerful, add them together and only divine luck lets you beat that mfer. Like 90% of the time if an END is rounding the corner with a bit of space, they win.
>>550316386wtf post teama
>>550316386NEVER GIVE UP
>>550315413how come no one lewds tazuna even though it's ok to since she's not a licensed uma?
>>550316386
Thank you based Goldship for carrying my wives and me into A.
>>550311593please join me in the dirt lobby to watch the race!
>>550316416>Like 90% of the time if an END is rounding the corner with a bit of space, they win.Funny how I ran no end closers and won 50%
>>550315584I feel gaslighted just by looking at this.
>>550315640How so? Libra was "NSM - The race". What's Scorpio's gimmick?
>>550316518>licensed umaTazuna isn't an uma.
Long S is a meme, occasionally some long A schmuck with 1100 spd will steal the win despite little difference in accel and positioning
>>550316256career scoring is really dumb. It rewards capping stats more than having good balanced stats. 1200/ass/ass/ass/1200 will be almost S. It also massively rewards golds and leveling your unique (even though a leveled unique borders on meaningless)
I don't feel so good. This is exactly how Gemini went for me.
>>550313647Myes
>>550316518People are just too spooked to lewd any Uma character period, beyond a few brave souls
>>550316386Can we like retire with 2 wins during round 1 and game still count that 2 wins and get to Group B Semi I really dont want to get to A semis anymore
>>550316723With less max speed it takes less time to accelerate to the maximum regardless of skills.
>>550311593Digitan coming out of fucking nowhere, strapped to a rocket and flying off to the finish line.Now this is Oishi racing.Setting up 5 more races with random moods this time!
>>550316723Correct. It's only 5% more speed. Same as a gold green skill at 1200 speed, you can make up the speed elsewhere if needed
Ready to lose CM finals with this.
>>550316717I want to have procreational post-marital sex with Tokino Minoru
I GOT MY ONE WIN I’m retiring at two wins in round 1 in the future so I never get into A semis again, FUCK
>>550316653grats? there's very much outliers, like how some people manage to win in every cm with fronts even though they mostly got wrecked in taur/gem/virgo. I see people post high % WR as fronts while I don't think a single front won in the 81 matches i had in virgo. Def haven't seen any fronts win Libra. Only like 3 pace maybe
>>550316872>>550316518Hmm? What was that?
Why do some umas have cow tits?
>>550316692retarded stamina reqs, teio gets 10% stam and 10% speed growth + 2 gold innates, frontrunners will be dominant, so her ult is also good here
>>550316997You have no idea what awaits you in finals, triple front is the hint.
>>550316879Yes. Getting into a semis bc I was better than basic shitters in b but getting eaten alive in a and praying for a win is hell
>>550316853>22races>17winslol
AIIIEEEEEESAVE ME FALCO!
>>550316436in the future if i will bag myself to 2 wins in the preliminaries so i don't accidentally get into group A round 2. how i even got 3 wins in the first place is beyond me. 4 total wins in 80 races is so fucked>>550316879there's a retire button at the top before matching
>>550316879But 3rd place A finals gets the same title as 1st place B finals. You're giving up the ticket to platinum for no reason.
>>550316920i thought S was 10% or 2 Lengths?
>>550316913It’s oshi, anon. Oishii means delicious
My 13,271 SMaru won 11 out of 80My 14,686 Seiun only won 6 out of 80
How did Bakushin get away with essentially affirming a non-romantic relationship to the player? In any other gacha, that would kill a character.
>>550316997Ends were undeniably strong, but when when 90% of the runners are ends, you'll see them win 90% of the time.My low effort, f2p deck, average rolled fronts had a 45% WR.If you didn't see any other fronts win, I'm guessing a big factor is almost no one ran any, and those who did ran a single front, which is a death sentence, just to make sure their other umas could trigger a skill.
>>550317223Diff anon but The last two times I got into a I was 1/35 I’m not a whale or tryhard
When is it ever a good time to actually use your hint books? It takes like three months to level up a white skill, and half a year for a gold
>>550317276she's retarded
>>550317276shes too dumb to perceive any advance
>>550317260Are you running both of them together?
>2/5>2/5>2/5
>>550317042Areolas...
>>550317276Bakushin is Bakushin.
>>550317298If you get into B group finals because you only won once or twice out of 40 is fine, but getting into B group finals because you quit in fear of placing on A group finals makes no sense.
>>550317223If you don’t win at all in a semis you get no finals
>>550317120finals is mad luck based, no matter what anyone wants to believe to the contrary. I've won the last 4 CMs with some luck of my own (like taiki winning against decent but witlet umas who fired every skill and she even late started) - so even tho I've got a cafe with 50% wr, I'm butterflies as ever my little fisherI just hope when rngesus comes for his due, it's not third.
>>550316586show me that golshi's stats and deck
>>550311593I set up the second set of races!!!Please register at the following>Sprint - 85325535>Mile - 75340029>Medium - 67534796>Long - 28712893>Dirt - 84711781We start as soon as the sprint room fills up!ALL MOODS ARE RANDOMIZED PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM MISERY
does any anon here know any Special Week x Trainer, or just Special Week artists?
>>55031665350% win rate is bad considering Round 1 gives you a bunch of free wins if your Uma has enough Stamina to finish the race.
>>550317348Yes, 3rd ace is golshi.
>>550317431No im talking the prelim where getting into a semis and losing all races means no finals at all
>>550317449how is she wearing that mask she doesn't have human ears
endies are seething over NSM because otherwise spurt would be the only accel
>>550316872They don't even lewd the humansThere's primo journalist pussy and they don't get anywhere near it, you'd think there would be a stash of artwork depicting someone (me, btw) hatefucking the acupuncturist bimbo but there's nothing.
>>550317294you're not wrong per se, but especially since practice rooms exist, people already found out how unviable others were. All you had to do was run your own umas against each other or save your clubs umas. That's why barely any were run
>>550317294>My low effort, f2p deck, average rolled fronts had a 45% WR.Can you show them? No way fronts can pull ahead of goldships and cafes far enough
>>550317276She's too headstrong, all she thinks is about BAKUSHINning to the extreme. On the other hand with enough charisma she can be misled into thinking that trainer-uma relationships might actually help her become a better runner/class-rep
>>550317232https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.ihlt9xs1mbeaIt's definitely 5%
Umas with bigger boobs earn more prize money
>>550317276>noooo she didnt confess her undying love on the first meeting and said she will pull out her hair by the hand full until her scalp is gone and then kill herself if she can't feel my cock every minute of the day this literally kills every other characters in every other game I want every woman to show total devotion to me the moment they become aware of my existence South East Asian mentality.
>>550317160Benus requires consecutive Prix and win all French races. I hate Prix de Diane
>>550317562anon.. those are kings..
>>550317276It doesnt matter, she's so braindead that you can put an oral b sticker on your dick and she'll use it to brush her teeth
>>550317623Fronts' advantage is them constantly pushing eachother forward then eventually NSMing off each other or a runaway suzuka.Bonus points if they juggle A&S into dueling.They are also surprisingly easy to build, with us getting two welfare cards for fronts.Also Maya is able to run Rice for 2 gold recoveries meanwhile poor Unfortunately Maruzensky's gold recovery activates early race so you're better off grabbing silvers.
>>550317215if your soul ship had gohome instead of one of the blues and straight spurt instead of straight accel and homestretch haste you'd be in A finals
>>550317253But Uma are delicious?Hmmm ... uma delicia!
>>550317759[...]
>>550317597unfortunately the guidelines are for the entire franchise, not just the characters based on real horses
>>550317752Honestly, I don't even know how to get Benis Bark (didin't see her in the normal recruit so i guess I have to go to france first), I have not tried any of the foreign races yet, lol
>>550317676the 5% is outside the square root so it's 1.05^2
>>550317503The sprint room is full!Please join me in watching the race!
someone brought their DAHHBIIII to the sprint race...
>>550317856cucktasan black
>>550318154>n°1 favoritewhat did Tazuna mean by this
>>550315473I'm going to fuck Pokke
>>550318090>have not tried any of the foreign racesIt's fun to make a queen of three countries
>>550318224She has guts!
>beat Riko's team>get team A rank but no S rank>Little Cocoon and Bitter Glass don't show up for Ura Finale>"still get No Stopping!" me but no "It's On!"Huh?
I am no longer asking. Marry your childhood friend.
>>550317503Ugbweggh!W-What are we? An Indian Pajeet Horseclub? There is way too much Curry in this top 5 for my taste!Join me in the mile lobby in 3 minutes!
>>550318384I love Special Week
>>550318338sounds nice tbdesu cockon and brown are hard to beat when mcafe has B medium
>>550318245answer the question, faggot
will 2 fronts + a backup pace create enough distance from ends? My 2 pace + end team gobbled up a 3 front team so I'm not sure how effective fronts are in this CM
Any digitan lovers wanna explain what exactly she's doing when she rubs her hands next to her ears in that victory animation?
>>550317623>>550317827I'm this anon >>550317260I call your 45% front win rate bullshit, post proof.
Swinging Maestro
>>550318384Spe is watching her so I'll marry Cesario instead
>>550317623>>550309695It was like a 65% WR in round 1 and 38% round 2.I did 3 Scarlet borrow runs with a mid deck, no kita, picked the one with Long S, and got above average results in round 2. I just think everyone is overstating how bad fronts are in long and how much effort is needed to make one. Everyone thinks you have to be a whale to even try.
>>550317223lol no, 2nd place A Finals is the same title as 1st place B Finals.
>>550318113Please understand, he doesn't know how to multiply.
>2-1-5-4Sometimes she decides to lock in, sometimes she don't
>>550318559Why do they always cover their face?
>>550317503The Mile race is now starting!Please join me in watching the race!
>>550318308I hope you gave her a very Benus reward
>>550315473If you want to get her turf to A you'll need 10 turf sparks. 1 to go from E->D, then 3 for D->C, 3 for C->B, and a final 3 for B->A. Pic related.
>>550318559Too small but whatever you call the thigh squeeze at the top of stockings is so, so good.
For scorpio, what inherits for pace? Taiki + what?
Do the B finals winner get Ms Victoria?
>>550318753McQueen
>>550318384What if I say no?
>>550317827 here, I'm not the one claiming I have 45% front winrate howeverVideos of what the strategy is supposed to do>>550292691 actual stats and winrate - turns out it was 45% as front>>550294481 >>550317294 I am not this guy
>>550318689People are more critical about the face than the body
>>550318753I'm planning A&S in case I get a pace promotion
>>550318703>hishi surge to the winholeh
>>550318893There's no chance you'll get a room with no fronts in it.
>>550318689It's sexier that way because it's better to leave it to the imagination
My pacer Daiwa got kidnapped by Golshi during mid-race in broad day light bros... I recordedf it but I don't know how to edit videos on phone, it's so fucking funny
>>550318758yes
>>550317503HISHI AMAZON!The End Closer game is too strong! Can't beat the End Closer, nope!Medium in 3 minutes!
>>550318960Most of the front rooms seem to be Suzuka-dominated. I was thinking that might be enough to discourage others from running a normal front.But then again I haven't really made my pace ace yet, maybe I can use Creek inherit instead as a shield for debuffs
>>550318805You're not allowed to say no.
>>550318753Don't inherit Taiki ult, only works on herInherit Oguris
>>550319190nigga what are you saying, taiki ult is perfect for the track, it's maru's that doesn't work
>>550319054I don't care if she was trained by a paypig, a Hishiama win is a win for everyone.
>>550315623pump was also an overrated skill that did nothing 99% of the time back in the early days of JP, but only after it got completely erased from existence after Dober released people realized how bad it was due to the trigger conditionshe was just speaking from his memory, like when he said he didn't remember using Riko because a lot of the meta wasn't figured out back then
>>550319108Polygamy is still forbidden by law, so if I marry another Umamusume first, then she's legally not allowed
>>550319097I don't enter rooms as I can imagine how the races will go in my head. There'll be an average of 2-4 front runners including my own. Yes...
>>550318597>Everyone thinks you have to be a whale to even try.Well the sloptubers (piss be upon them) preach you need 3 greens + groundwork + early lead + 2 golds + fast learner + distance S + A&S all on top of an obscenely whaled deck to even be competitive.All you need is a Suzuka to widen the gap with end closers and to act as NSM fodder, then two other fronts.
>>550319236retard
>>550317503The Medium Race is now starting.
>>550319054Anyone who was in that room, what the fuck happened to my Daiwa? It looked like she gassed out, but I'm pretty sure this is more than enough stam/guts.
>>550319108>see this post>dick gets hard against my willIs this the power of a childhood friend??
>upgraded to front runnerNOOOOOOOOOOO OPERA YOU DUMBASS
>>550319054nyooo suzu-chan...we tried
how do i convince mayachi to use her ult
>>550315530pace are le bad, fronts are the whale position. pace is the actual whale position because of the highest stamina cost especially if you're running pasa.
Not sure what happened... The one I had intended to be a long honse sucks.
>>550319260you really think polygamy is forbidden in a world where umas exist? umas that herd, superhuman mating-season herding umas? there are no laws for them
>>550319343more guts
>>550319054Danchou is strong
>>550319287If I had run runaway Suzuka instead of Sky, I think my WR would have been much higher.Besides NSM, it triggers Resplendent Red Ace with perfect timing. I got some free wins from other people bringing a Suzuka and setting up my Scarlet for me.My personal ethics won't allow be to bring a planned obsolescence designed-to-fail uma though.
Look at how El's thighs are twice as thick compared to Kingu's
>>550319515It's practically a dueling ult.
>>550319343Maybe she got into a duel and died? I didn't check
>>550319645King's game is on her ass not her thighs.
>>550319536it’s necessary so the umamusume don’t kill each other or the man they’re fighting over
>>550317503Did someone strap an ACME rocket to this Taiki and just fired her off to the finish linewhere did that last bit of acceleration come from what the FUCKLong race in 3 minutes!
>>550319645>>550319706Actually it's her face. One of the prettiest, yet most fuckable faces in this game.
>>550319645El is curvy as hellif it wasn't for her goofy retard schtick she'd be too powerful
your predictions?
>>550319746those are stallion umas, mare umas are very different
>>550319343Probably lost the wit check game, that stamina is enough for mile.
>>550319812*kissable
>>550319817W W L W L
>>5503198175-0 lets go
SAFE FOR ANOTHER WEEK
Bros...I'm scared. What if I roll all my carats and have to pity buy a single 0LB kitasan?Then I skipped my umas for nothing and I'll be equally useless in both Unity AND MANT.
>>550319817>no outfitdie
>>550319645Love that latina uma's body. Pic unrelated.
>>550319812Kingu has a sexy face too but it's digitan the one that comments on Kingu's delicious ass so her ass is canon sexo.
>>5503198175-0, all in
>>550319829human males are the mares
>>550319750I'm starting to think guts builds might actually be somewhat viable, high guts seems to make your uma go really fast when she wins a duel
>>550317503>no Jazz Jack image of Ryangoddammit ...Medium race is now starting
>>550319894That too.
>>550319929Your ticket? Your crystal?
>>550319978Sorry I'm head over heels for Shichi. Get your whore ass out of the way
bluds really do be still using debuff nature post taurus cup lmfao senpai
>>550320050Mother dearest, please don't conceive a new sister
>>550319929Just dont spend until 2028 bro
>>550320021I made 3 gut based umas for lib, the 1100 guts with 100 less stamina died to the other 900 guts umas.In a medium room the 1100 guts usually wins.
>>550319929How's your SRs?
Usable in Scorpio? How relevant is Medium S in 2000 meters?
>>550320149Oyakodon.
>>550319929Ticket, crystal, future selectors? Rooting for you
>>550306278>1 BiwaChecks out, I've only ran into another one twice myself and her win rate is not good but when she does it's so good
>>550320020no, that makes no sense, because you're now giving the notion of reverse harem, you see how you've made your scenario gayer?Super Creek is a stallion uma, a fiercely monogamous one.Daiwa and Vodka (and Machan) are mare umas, they share.
aieeeeeee it's the black assassin
I can't take it anymore bros... She's too beautiful
Should I cope with this as a groundwork grandparent? I'm tired boss...
>everyone but Teio procs NSM
/uma/
>>5503203903* makes it essentialy guaranteed if that helps
>>550320390I'd use this
>>550320383>she's gonna GUT you
>>550320306S usually makes a big difference. I hit SS with 1k speed and thought it was glue, end up a 90% top 3 rate.
>>550317503>pouring rain>winter>Special Week running a fucking bikiniThe face of the franchise ... too powerful even with a handicap ... Dirt mile in 3 minutes!
>>550320417
>>5503199292 from pity from the 60k you saved since you don't have a single copy, the ticket + the crystal, gets you to 3lb so she's totally usable. You'll probably get at least 1 from 400 as well.So you should be good. Right anon?
>>550319907>>550319914>>550319980IT'S OVER>>550319942no YOU die
Is daiwa the strongest guts growth uma for medium cup? I want to try going in on guts
>>550320532>diedcalled it
1/20 today too.. i'm ngmi..
>>550320532Dearest empress...
>>550307367>Reddit Cafe>the most boringest stego spawn>Helios is cool though1/3
>>550320532very unlucky, that gold ship looks pretty competitive aside from lack of long s
>>550320532>advanced to Group A finalsdiegood job
>>550318689Might be an office lady. Or really any wageslave job
>>550320532
>>550320491sorry, King... we couldn't even make it to the top 5...
>1-5 on my first attemptBwos... I still have 3 attempts. I just need to get A finals 3rd place gibs goddamnit...
>>550320640are you still drinkingignore if you're not that anon from earlier
>>550320536As a gutsCHAD, personally you want 0 guts growth with speed/power so the minor speed/pow gains from guts help boost it.Many times with Guts grow horses they cap guts and speed is still like 900 or 1000 and I have to use KSB instead of full guts.
>>550317503Dirt mile is now starting!
>>550320417wtf... Don't just say that...
Umapyoi
>>550318597one thing to acknowledge is your strat may be seeing higher success because its so unused.
>>550320562just a lucky guess!>>550320637i just lost to a 960 speed gold ship by over 2 lengths so maybe long s is the way>>550320640thank you
>>550320772nice AI
>>550320303>>550320330>>550320505I still have my selector, but I was advised to use the crystal on super creekOnly rolls I did on cards were the 3-4 days of free rolls we got last month.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_and_Canadian_Graded_raceshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Japanese_flat_horse_races>There are more G1 races in America than G1 + G2 in JapanBreeder's Cup Scenario is going to be what MANT should have been.
>>550320107it was that or my 0% wr topcun that definitely wasn't even going to squeak a single win
>>550320445
>rolling out cygamesID with bonus carats right before the Kitasan rerun They're intent on turning some of you into piggies
>>550320492>>550320739I was going to say that I love you guys, but Dober is intimidating
>>550317503Aiieee ... Oguri Cap cheating on the last 200m again!
>>550321037she's weak to cock
>>550321054>parent digitan with 1k speed somehow coming 2ndwow she's awesome!!
>>550320991isn't that shit just a 10% off thing?no fucking way I'll swipe, the prices are still cancerous
>>550321037
>>550320991Do they have pricing on the ID'ed carat packs
>>550320991where is this I'll buy some now
>>550320991They better put some good deals on their storefront
>>550320869You have SSR RIkoYou can probably get a good MLB SR speed with your pullsSR Daiwa wit + SSR Bourbon Wit or Fine MotionBorrow KSBrest of your stats come from sparksThat said, you should prioritize your favorite umas before meta cards. Otherwise the game will be miserable
>>550321054>first my long kingu dies>now my dirt hishiamanot my day bros
>>550320640Don't worry, I'll be right there next to you on the rail, getting railed by six whale umas' horse cocks.
>>550320532>>550320658
>>550319706thighs size directly correlates to ass size
>>550317503>>550311593Anyway, thats it for todays Marvelous Monday Mayhem!Thank you everyone for joining, I'm gonna crash out on my bed. Goodnight Tri-Track Area.
>>550321037You tame this tsundere by the end of her career though?
ALELELELE UMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>550321104>scoffing at 10% offWell when you're paying $408 per spark, a $48 discount is noticeable.
>>550320383I wish i could guts max to those stats
>>550320149Laurel Guerreiro soon
>>550321128News post just went upThey also really want you to spend money outside of the app store / Google play
>last cm attempt to hit A finalsits over for metime to get B rank and get copper
my kingu forever
>>550321256>$48$41 my bad
This will age so badly in just a year or two...
>>550321210why are you trying not to laugh, el...
Anyone has that japanese skill point calculator site?
>>550321231thanks for hostingnow that CM rooms are dead this was fun
>>550321304sorry gaben, no more money for you
>>550321304>750 freeWhy are they like this
>gooned for 2 hours>never actually came>brain has been fried ever sinceI'm never reading you dacchis' sick fantasies again.
>>550321172Can confirm
>>550321256when you're willing to waste more than 400$ on gacha, you shouldn't be worrying about the moneyit's pretty stupid to be money-conscious while actively burning it
I'm tired, Fuji. I know we're close to 100m but I'm tired...
>>550320869You kind of need to roll a lot on something to boost your SR cards, so no matter what it won't be for nothing
>>550321235If your trainer is dense then you should just rape him.
>>550321304I'll have to do some math
>>550321304JUST WHEN I GET MY CHRISTMAS MONEY YOU NIGGERS
>>550321565cool bot bro
>>550321591GOOD LORD
Explain to me the appeal of Yukino Bijin in 140 characters or less
>>550321304That's still not cheap, nigga.
>>550321547>gives a discount>nyooo you shouldnt care about 10% moreretard
>>550321231thank u for hosting
>>550321591O great piggu san... I kneelI could never come close to your power
>>550321304holy shit 10% of 0 more carrats
>>550321638
>>550320991I have 50k, 1lb ksb, both half anni items, 20k saved for a future Uma. If I want dober I’ll buy a selector only she’s not MUH MEJIRO story
>>550321235I am weak and cannot handle being hated
>>550321638the yeppers girl
>>550321638yeppers
>>550321304>will be processed in US dollarshell yesnow hopefully they don't have any gay fees
>>550321619I have never cheated in an online game and I'm not going to start with this one.
real oinker hours
>>550321683it's not even a discount, it's same price same carats but you get useless free (paid) carats
>>550321638country bumpkins are cute when they are retarded and go to the big city and then have someone talk them into following them behind a bar and get drugged and have to suck 600 cocks and get raped and have their limbs cut off and turned into a fucknugget shipped off to china to some multi billionaire with fucked up fetishes
>>550321547>Can't be a smarter gambling addict, you have to think like a niggerogey
>>550320869What's your bank at? Ideally a young account would double spark. Count support tickets as 150 carats.
>>550321638F2P key to next scenario. High race bonus, guts do NOT CLEAT
remnder that your build doesnt mean anything i just lost to a 1000 speed 200 wit golship that activated 0 skills but somehow was faster than my 1200 speed uma
>>550321638she has a funny way of talkingbut for me the appeal is her haircut and very fair skin, makes her look like a proper rich lady without the desu wa, the white ears also add to this
>>550321591>>550321694What is this?
>>550321768cool story botbro
>>550321591Holy shit and I thought my platinum was bad
BUMP LIMIT NEW THREAD WHERE WERE GONNA DIE
>>550321402its already aged, thats the fun of it
>>550321591Images unemployed people will never understand
>>550321957fuck off nigger
>>550321927I actually have 2 play point accounts since JP games can't use USD anymore. That account is Silver or Gold. I love my idols
>>550321835Currently at 24k
>>550321591WHITE WHALEHOLY GRAIL
RYAN BREAD>>550321957
>>550321798you see how you're acting for a fucking discount? "I'm smart because I take the deal" lolI didn't say don't take the deal, I'm saying it's still retarded pricing, but it's clearly working for them
>>550322039Trophy room status? You've got some time to farm.
We can't move on...I didn't get any (You)'s...
>>550321304They need to go back to the drawing board if they want new pigs.1650 (150 free btw) for 13.99, and 1500 for 10.99??210 is 2.99 already without this new shop
>>550322208Here is your hug you specialest of weeks
will we ever get orange bread....
(Me)
>>550322208
>>550322102>getting THIS riled up over a discount (that isn't actually a discount)ogey
Which skill for Late runner?
>>550322113I also gotta empty out my story carats too.
bwos i caught a cold please help
>>550321638underrated cutie
>>550321638bumpkins are always endearingplus yeppers
>>550322305How's the gameplay unironically, I remember having some fun with basically being Genghis Khan in EraTohoK, porn aside
>>550322305Is this a sex game?Outer Swell, Bare Passion, Satisfying Pace,
Move whenever ready>>550322576
>10 heckin percent offWhy is "cygenerous" even a thing?
>Super Creek is known for her stamina
>>550322653because you get free shit every other day for no reasonit was 1500 carats today
>>550322596seriously whythere's 50+ image slots left and it's page 5learn how to fucking be patient already
I think Curren is a WHORE
>>550322692mommy
>>550322729In what universe is paying $80 for 50 rolls a good deal?
Jiggie for dusty fellowshttps://jiggie.fun/chukyo
>>550321638Her outfit is right spiffy
>>550322653i always thought it was a sarcastic remark
>>550321304>last lineNyoo.... my weak 3rd world currency....
>>550322734It's SEAhours sigh
>17 skills boughtcall the spark
>>5503229681* power2* late surger
>>550322968A solid 2* Power
>>5503229681* pow2* turf2 race sparks2 skill sparks
>>550322968wit*1medium*3
>>5503229683* power 3* medium and a lot of useful 3* white sparks
>>550321304IT'S SHIT
>>5503229682* power2* turf
>>550322596wrong thread number, bro
>>550321519>I'm never reading you dacchis' .What was it? And just cum already then
>>5503229683* blue1* pinkno white
Oguri got dem yaoi handsChiyo's is suprisingly big too
>>550323521it was related to gentildonna last breadI would but I have a huge procrastination problem and aside from that by cumming I lose the desire to live and my personality disappears. like I want to shut myself off entirely
>>550323830I think you should eat your vegetables
>>550322250Thanks!!
>>550323830uhmmm uma musume?
I wanted to draw something for the thread but my hands have become complete assTime to grind out another maya run instead lole
>47 image slots left
>>550323830Oh Heh.>I lose the desire to live and my personality disappears. like I want to shut myself off entirelyKinda based tbqhf
>>550324645Yeah the thread was baked extremely early. I'm surprised that it wasn't deleted.
>>550323521Cumming to Dia-chan..
>>550324858
>>550321402I like to think it all went in ticketzo's one ear and out the other
>>550324781the janny's not awake right now since the porn posted there is still up
>>550325205
>>550321304does this mean the packs are refreshed after purchasing three of those 70$? might buy two packs on payday
>>550324915Succubus...
>>550325404anon behave or else
how did uma musume win gacha of year, is it just popularity?isn't the game the least forgiving out of most current gacha since its old?
>>550325986NO NOT THE SLEEV
>>550322305How do you get sex toys in this game? I still can't figure it out
how do white spark inherits work? does it randomly pick just one from the ones i have or am i just really unluckysame for golds, can you get a spark on those? im newgen sorry
>>550325986sleeved.com
>>550325986nodown with umamusumes
>>550326780I was hoping that was a real link...
>>550326746Every skill you have has a chance to generate a spark.Gold skills can give a spark for the non-gold version of the skill.
I think the most impressive wins I've seen so far have been a couple of S ranked Pace Mcqueens with angling and scheming absolutely destroying.
>>550320721I just kind of assumed 2 guts 2 speed would be good enough to get pretty good guts with guts aptitude. do you go full guts deck? I don't even know what guts cards would be good beyond urara. Maybe borrow ines i guess
>>550326150Critics voted for it because it had the least overt fan service.