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What a nice thread
Now that the dust has settled.Carol x Dess is the best ship hands down.
Ouuuughhhh titan erotic...
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>550344913Noelle...
Do we have a rough estimate of when Ch 5 might drop? I haven't kept up with the news, I think last I heard was that Ch 6-7's development was being kept in the dark.
>>550345112apparently just japanese localization is left
>>550345112Toby said Late 2026, but he's also already helping the localization team, so like, who fucking knows. Best to play it safe and trust he really did mean Late 2026.
>>550344608
>>550345178That's not true, Toby said chapter 5 is still unfinished in the same post he said localization started
>>550345278oh misremembering then
Sex
>>550345375one of your more insightful posts
>>550345096
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>550345731too big
Krismas!
>>550345178>>550345187>>550345278Thanks, for some reason I thought it was going to be mid 2026. Guess I was overestimating Toby's infamous work ethic.
>>550345742your LATE Mr Maus
if we nuke every country that doesn't speak english then deltarune will release much fastermuch to think about
>>550345731not big enough
>>550345817a rule of thumb: if an artist draws the tummy of a character with a lifted (in this case, cropped) shirt when there is no justifiable reason to, the artist really wants to have sex with that character
What the fuck is going to happen at the end of Deltarune that Toby is so fixated on? What is he so aware is strange and may not resonate with everyone?
>>550345915i think that would cause problems
Haha, Kris! You are raping my daughter
>>550346006That's very prudent and observant of you, Anon (:
>>550346090alternatively we mandate every country becomes fluent in englishwhich is faster?
>>550346034Susie
>>550346524will
>>550345915Toby lives in Japan so Deltarune would be over
>>550346724eat
>>550346034Ralsei will have sex with you in real life in the end
>>550345742I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
>>550346034The ending will not resonate with the following audiences>People who self-insert as Kris>People who think Kris doing bad things is bad writing>People who get really angry about meta elements
I predict the ending will be a meta analysis and that Kris himself has actually reached an ending before and wants to break what was allowed by himself within the confines and restricts he has without the player.
>>550347096Oh my gosh shut up. Just… just stop talking. Okay? Just shut your mouth.
>>550347017if you hate meta elements why are you playing the game where there is a tom and jerry segment between the player and the protagonist
>>550347017so is Col gonna try and chop off Toby's hands when that happens
>>550347017>People who self-insert as Kristhe lobotomites?
>>550347169>Mad im actually contributing to the threads discussionsDude just filter my name. Youre getting mad at me for no reason.
>>550347169Whoa..
>>550347384I hump this gote
>>550347017>People who think Kris doing bad things is bad writingActually on second thought this should be people who have extremely black and white morality in general
>>550345043
>>550347496Or people who think ludonarrative dissonance is shit.
>>550347480don't make me delete this post
>>550347595This is so cute
which fave watches shrek in their head
>>550347384
>>550347850Susie.
>>550347932Hush. Hush up. Quiet down. Are you capable of that? Are you capable of being quiet? Do you have a quiet bone in your body?
>>550347496Coming from the fanbase who whips themselves and views themselves a villain for playing the game, that doesn't mean much. The have no real opinions,
>>550347989bit early in the morning for you to be here Col
if we give temfag positive reinforcement for good posts then they won't feel the need to lash out with ai porn
I think Gaster would make a good Dr Gero. Alphys is too much of a girlfailure to make actual androids . mettaton doesnt count he has a soul
>>550348141are you implying 17 doesn't have a soul? how am i supposed to fuck him now
>>550348141the only worthwhile androids he made were actually cyborgs
>>550348141Just stop talking. You can do it. You can shut your mouth. You can spare us the sound of your voice.
>>550347741
>>550348272*humps u*
>>550348067>Battered housewife for a thread personality
>>550348343do you think even the worst pornspammer can change?that anyone can make good posts, if they just try?i know papyrus would believe
post charas
>>550347989Hey, Col, are you gonna chop off Toby's hands when you crash out from chapter 5?
>>550348495Sans. Papyrus is dead. You need to stop trying to get strangers to meet him.
>>550348495There is no cure for low impulse control retardation. There are no retards in Undertale for the most part, Papyrus doesn't know what he's talking about
>>550348191hes an cyborg I mean actual android>>550348219>Eighter>16Never forget 16 was the strongest android at a base power level until the gammas were made.
>>550348559this reminds me to remind you all of the tf2 meetup happening at 5 pm est today, be there or be idk
>>550348320
>>550348638What server?? Are we still doing the mario kart map?
>>550348559I already did how many do you want from me
>>550348229Poor work today, Rouxls!! Your worm allotment has been halved for this catastrophic failure!!
>>550348638not reinstalling tf2 just to join a server that will get raided by furry pedophiles, sorry
>>550348579I would prefer jailing him for giving my money to terrorists, the moment he comes back into the country.
>>550348625and the only surviving androids are 17 and 18 and gamma but whatever
>>550348732i was planning on Bad Weapon Rehab, I'll post the server ip at 5>>550348829but it's fun tho
wondering if Col will ever make a review of Deltarune, so he can let all that tard rage out in audio form
>>550348881I don't know about jailing, but I agree with the sentiment. Odd.
There are no namefags by the way, every supposed identity is a collaborative project between many random bored anons. You’re not supposed to say this out loud.
>>550348964yeah because Toriyama decided 16 couldnt come back cus no soul but then brought eighter back anyway after buu blew up the earth. 16 only lost cus of bad writing.
>>550348964android 8 is alive
Hooman!>>550348559
>>550349127>>550349129wait really he's still alive? huh
>>550349198yeah they show him in the goku black arc
>>550349198Yeah he gives goku energy for his spirit bomb
>>550349240>>550349251>>550349453thought it was another launch situation
Why are they being off topic... Stop talking about dragon shit z...
>>550348881>my moneyYou pirated the game, keep up with your own lore
>>550349546sorry anonymous-sama but there wasn’t any other discussion going on forgive meh
>>550349546Trundle Pippins is like Eighter and Gaster should make Android.
>>550349669Bought Undertale. All those years ago. Was not happy to see where that money went. This is why I didn't buy Deltarune.
>>550349671You will be forgiven this once...>>550349673You will not... Stop talking, already...
>>550349751>complaining about a game he didn’t even fucking buy
>Israeli>whines about his shekels going to wasteOy vey, try not to be such a walking stereotype
I don't want to be Crusader of Darkness anymore. This guy is a sperg.
>>550349881I have never heard anyone say "oy vey" in my life.
oh vey more like oh gey ha ha ha
Antisemitism is not compatible with the spirit of Undertale.
bro learned literally nothing from undertale
What do we do when CoLrune comes out and it's somehow better than what Toby made
>>550346034Mettaton neo final boss
>The only one who can defeat the Knight
>>550348638Will you be dropping a server link or something?
>>550350417bangin joke my man
>>550347595I love this prompt
>>550350265I will continue to be anti-israeli. I do not subscribe to your exclusionary language.
>>550350468you never know. the guy seems dedicated to his mod, from what I've seen of it.
>>550350462yes, i have the perfect server picked out that buffs all the shitty weapons and adds great custom maps
>>550348219If Mettaton is a ghost with a robot body is he a cyborg
>>550350536>I will continue to be a raging nazi bastardWell, enjoy I guess
>>550350553yeah and chris chan is dedicated to making lots of videos
>>550350661Did col rape his mom
>>550350628yes, unironically everyone on /utg/ should watch the original ghost in the shell movie.>>550350684Hes enough of a fucking tard it wouldnt surprise me at all
>>550349751This guy is not colCol loved Undertale
>>550350684CoL raped his dad
>>550350645>word salad
>>550350449
>>550350716I like Undertale. I don't like what happened with my money 5 years when I bought it, but it doesn't compromise my enjoyment of Umdertale.
>>550350601Neat
>>550350553he also seems to know literally nothing about artistic intent or writing
>>550350869Didn't he write his own dialogue?
>>550350628don’t see why not
>>550350918a kindergartener can write their own dialogue. he is unable to grasp even the core theme of deltarune
>>550350918Yes, and it's shitty
>>550350918knowing how to type sentences does not mean he actually knows how to write, when referring to the writing quality of a product. He is aspergers incarnate.
>>550350948his nipples and muscles make it look like he's growing a second face out of his torso. canon?
>>550350869Why does that matter, as long as he's having fun
>>550350918very different from writing a whole ass game
>>550350803
>>550351086thats not why he’s doing it
>>550351082No he doesnt even have abs in canon I just wanted to make a funny pic with him. Imagine this is an alternative universe super Trundle.
>>550351086it doesn't matter it just means he won't make something "better than what toby made" or anything of any quality at all. also he doesn't deserve to have simple fun, he's the worst poster here
>>550351125
>>550351193Why is he doing it
>>550351328impotent spite
>>550351086Because that anon is a fat ugly retard who needs thread enemies to go after. You can tell because temfag, a certified fat ugly retard made basically the same post>>550350984>>550351018
>>550351328spite
>>550351358is it really all spite. Seems a bit odd to have actual results if it's impotent
>>550351261do you think their ass grows fatter in the dark world?
>>550351513it has actual results?
>>550351086>Why does that matterIf you followed the fucking reply chain then you'd know why
>>550351454Said Kris Dreemurr, continuing to sit in their room doing nothing instead of trying anything at all to make a change because muh no one can le choose who they le are in this le world
>>550351328Because he's a fucking retard whos mad the narrative isn't what he wants it to be because he's incapable of understanding different writers have different intentions. I don't like romantic comedies so you know what I do? I don't fucking watch them. I don't decide to rewrite a famous romantic comedy out of spite because even I'm not that big of a fucking retard. He's incapable of differentiating between something he doesn't like and actual bad writing. Sword Art Online is an example of terrible writing. It has massive plot holes and nonsensical actions taken by the characters. I'm not a fan of the writing of something like Lisa the painful because I don't like extremely nihilist media. Does that mean I think it's poorly written? No I just recognize it's not my cup of tea.Anyway he reminds me of a literal sperg I knew who became a fucking nazi so fuck him.
>>550351550he sent a clip of his progress, and it wasn't so bad
>>550351640the clip of susie punching the vessel wasn't his
https://twitter.com/meltsmelts/status/2000868510524973226
>>550351730That username made me think it was gonna be a pic or video about /utg/ for a brief moment.
>>550351631the most intelligent and rational temfag post i've ever seen
>>550351806Thanks, I'm capable of not being a shitposter when I actually feel like it.
>>550351631Some people do like fairy tales, don't they, so they look for them Is Deltarune not a fairy tale of sorts
>>550351631why rat king picture
>>550351912I can't tell if you're referring something or not.
>>550351730pretty good
>>550351960I liked it and it made me laugh a little bit cus he's a funny rat.>>550351968Referencing* Fuck I hate being tired lol.
>>550351912were you here while crusader of light was a namefag? do you know what this guy's actual schtick is?
From Now On is so fucking good holy shit I still can't believe it
>>550351968I'm just thinkin, there has to be something in there that brought the guy to the game in the first place. If he thought it wasn't his thing, he'd never talk about it at all>>550352092no I don't know anything about thread personalities
>>550352108true I hope more people use it as a motif in songs it’s pretty catchy
>>550351631This is exactly my problem with CoL. He complains about his idea of fun somehow being stripped away from him, but all he does is demand that things other people find fun be removed and destroyed.
>>548924731I remember!I think.Who?
>>550351631Youre ok sometimes man
>>550352186https://www.reddit.com/user/datboi66616/Just skim his Reddit account and it will be clear. He has a fixation on the Dark Souls-style vaguely medieval knight aesthetic and somehow thought Deltarune was that.
>>550351730love how kris is great at willfully misinterpreting things when it comes to asriel or whatever's in the church closet but when it comes time to *Equip he doesn't just put the pink ribbon on a very confused noelle and call it a day
>>550352493Kris wants freedom which to them means getting rid of things they don't like and having power over the things they want to control and Weird Route is the player indulging and nurturing those desiresThis is another way in which Kris and Spamton reflect each other
>>550352493the same part of you that enjoyed yesterday
>>550352436He doesn't sound like he likes Reddit very much
maybe col just likes Deltarune because Kris is blue
>>550352436its insane how some people just live their lives constantly seething with hate
Is it true Toby hosted a radio show in cool leg?
>>550350417What is CoLrune? Where can I find it?
>>550353419yeah and I think he talked about how he found people who sexualized underaged homestuck charcters creepy and also make moaning sounds as a joke. Don't let the Toby stalkers see it.
Wait when did Temfag start hating on CoL?I thought he liked all the Pillars especially the notorious ones who start shit like CoL?
>>550352254CoL is technically one of the best posters we have because he's actually on topic unlike you blogposting gossipers
>>550353882long ass pause
>>550353810We're in the spiralling action part of the story before they all kill each other
>>550351631Retarded post. You fail to fully grasp the motivation. The frustration is grounded in a genuine affection for certain elements of the primary narrative which he feels are tainted or limited by the subversive meta narrative. The objective has always been to free the shell from the kernel, to let the primary narrative be the primary narrative, free from the subversion of the meta narrative.
>>550354019>GINGERBREAD WO TABEMASHITA (Go! Go! Go! Go!)>CHRISTMAS CAROLS WO KIKIMASHITA (Go! Go! Go! Go!)>CHOSHI AGATTE KI TA (Go! Go! Go! Go!)>SUSIE GA DAISUKI DA (Go! Go! Wo-hoo!)
These monsters out here snitching, they with the Catt pack[voicefont]Hit em with the blaster, that's the Catt trap
>>550354129Based.
>>550353882OK CoL
>>550354129Your objective is to neuter Kris from a conflicted anti-hero to a self-insert so you can ship them with Noelle
>>550354279Why do you insist on making him sound so based?
>>550353810I hate him because he looks like a sperg I knew who became a nazi and his opinions are the result of him being so fucking stupid that it's like talking to a brick wall. I like when people intentionally shitpost cus that's funny. He's not shitposting he's being sincere. He's the kind of guy who would rant about the existence of a PB&J in several blog posts that combined in length could actually make a novel over 200 pages long. He's the kind of guy who would see a jar of peanut butter at the grocery store and immediately get pissed off because of how much he hates PB&Js and it would ruin the rest of his day. He would literally smack a PB&J out of a childs hand and rant to them how awful of a sandwich it was before getting his teeth knocked out by an angry father, and he would not learn a single lesson from that experience.Tldr I like shitposting I don't like people who are sincerely being really fucking stupid. Most posts I make on here are just me baiting people because I think it's funny and my own opinions I post are usually very very very heavily exaggerate for comedic effect for myself.Another Tldr he's literally Barneyfag but for Deltarune.
>>550354019>>550354181Good fucking posts
CHARA!
>>550354019Good image.
>>550354369Stop fucking talking.
I have a tendency to treat every story like a puzzle, but one with artificial difficulty(I refuse to read Invincible further than the show has covered because I want to figure out how Kirkman is *rewriting* his characters, navel-gaze about Chapter 2 rather than play the new ones) and I don't know where this tendency comes from
>>550354369who's barneyfag
>>550354129>certain elements of the primary narrativeBut those "elements" don't exist in the game even if you remove the metanarrative. He speedread and misunderstood the basic plot of the game. None of the stuff he likes has ever been in Deltarune or Undertale's narratives.
>>550354450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nVKg-TlVx8This is absolutely worth watching all 35 minutes of. He is the most famous sperg to ever post on 4chan.
>>550354450/utg/fags this is your mindset
Sans has reading knowledge of French, German, and Russian as he often has to work from the original papers when transcribing human scientific knowledge but does not speak any of these languages-he absolutely learned Italian just to give off the guapo aesthetic though
>>550354549What about chapter 1
>>550353882It's funny how the most ontopic personality is the most hated.
>>550354573You thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground.
>>550354676>e-shut-a you mouth, kiddo, e fammi un macchiato! pronto!
Unlike his brother, Papyrus' knowledge of political theory is slightly above average as he thought that this would make him a "political-er guard"—unforutnately his knowledge has the rigor and background of one of those /pol/ charts and he just fills in whatever he thinks a term means>YOU KNOW, I'M QUITE A FAN OF THAT "HUMAN ACTION" THING.>IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE MONSTER ACTION, I'M SURE IT'S GOT LOTS OF ROBOTS!!>AND...STRANGE AMOUNTS OF ROSE PETALS DURING FIGHT SCENES.
>>550354409>>550354373thanks
>>550354689CoL isn't the most hated thread personality, that'd probably be Temfag or Tasquefag or maybe Kraut who are all consistently off-topic and two of them haven't even played the game
>YOU KNOW, I TRIED TELLING UNDYNE ABOUT THE CALCULATION PROBLEM,>AND SHE JUST...TOLD ME TO "CALCULATE THIS,">THROWING SEVERAL SLIGHTLY OBLONG SPEARS IN MY DIRECTION.>I LIVE IN A MARKET OF PAIN.
>AHH, THE CENTRAL GOLD BANK.>PERSONALLY, I'VE NEVER QUITE LIKED THE IDEA OF IT.>I KEEP ALL MY GOLD HIDDEN UNDER THE TREES.>THE DOGS DON'T LIKE DIGGING UP THEIR...>NEVERMIND THAT.
>>550355001is that you alliger
>>550354857>>550355085>>550355215All canon
Is the dragon guy Susie's brother
Papyrus is a civically minded man but not a theoretical one, more an engineer than a politico I could see Burgerpants reading Marx or Mises before I see himHowever the idea of him learning these terms online and just deciding they sounded good instinctually is very funny
>>550355282who?
Which Underrunes get suckered into utilitarianism
Unprotected sex with fave
>>550355005I want to play chapters 3 and 4 but honestly I'm kinda too depressed to play single player games by myself anymore. That's why I started the mario 64 coop thing on here. Same thing with watching movies by myself. Even if it's with anonymous people I prefer that over watching it solo.
I wanna paint stuff for this Christmas....
I have woken up hello
>>550355580But that can cause pregnancy...
Fellphys uses the amalgamates to model topological operations>>550355547None of them are philosophical enough to debate that, but I suppose Asgore follows that philosophy instinctivelyyou could *postulate* sans might have some humanities background(a man who appreciates humor as much as he does probably appreciates philosophy and literature a bit too) but even if he did he'd far too jaded to live by it
>>550355547as opposed to what
>>550354279>kris>anything other than a mystery boxi have no clue what you guys are talking about with this col shit but at this point, halfway through deltarune, new narrative points are still being added, and none- i repeat- none of the previous narrative points are being developed towards anythingand don't try to shill your headcannon. i could fill up a whole 2000 character reply with all the brand new reveals/revisions in chapters 3 and 4 (that only add additional layers onto already overburdened narrative information), and still fill out the list-- even limiting myself to three word descriptions of these endless breadcrumbs!if some retard wants to spend the time writing his own dumb story, good, go for it. everyone should be at this point. toby is just milking shippers, gooners, trannies and sycophants for money at this point.chapter 5 will introduce more new characters, give us no concrete information about the current cast while simultaneously revising their character motives without buildup or reaction, add additional mysteries and suggestive portents while revising his previous prophecies and mysteries, and if you gobble it all up you just vindicate his choice to milk you worthless slop simps
>>550355786narrative points generally tend to be resolved at the end of a story all at once, and not halfway through them
>>550355786probably the most retarded post in the thread
>>550355786you are not paying attention to the game you are playing
>>550355547Berdly gets all of his philosophical views from Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
>>550355786You have been outwitted by a game for middle schoolers
>>550355786What "previous narrative points" do you feel the game has failed to develop or expand upon? Genuinely curious as to whether you're based or retarded.
Catti is perhaps the only character in the deltaclass I could see having any philosophical knowledge, and little at that(simply because of how her field of interest naturally overlaps with ancient philosophy)
>>550355786You sound like you don't like stories more complicated than Jack and Jill
>>550356118jockington contains innate philosophical knowledge
>>550356118I read that as delta ass and I hate it.
>>550356079>What "previous narrative points" do you feel the game has failed to develop or expand upon?the susie x kris trad relationsip to save the human race from cringe and deliver it unto storytelling ludokino
>>550356118Jockington speaks in koans, that has to count for something
>>550356252>>550356172Yes, but it is purely instinctual on his part, not the academic kind we're discussing
>>550355786>i could fill up a whole 2000 character reply with all the brand new reveals/revisions in chapters 3 and 4 (that only add additional layers onto already overburdened narrative information), and still fill out the list-- even limiting myself to three word descriptions of these endless breadcrumbs!do it retard
>>550356246(Me)forgot to mention that i am self inserting as kris in that scenario because i am literally kris in real life
I have no criticisms of Deltarune, it's just not my cup of tea
>>550356370You are Noelle just like every other Susiefag
I am on the toilet taking a poop. Ask me anything
anyone else wish this game wasn't dragged down by Undertale?
dominicanon wishing I had a cat bitch to bite the naps out of my hair
>>550356508It isnt. Deltarune was supposed to come out first.
>>550351730nice animation. i really like the ominous_worse part. >I wish it could snow whenever I wanted.
>>550356246Kris makes Susie into his modest and pious wife when
>>550356908Even Catty is somehow more pious than Susie will ever be
>>550356908>taking away susies aspects you don’t like the character
Susie will make Kris her tradwife
>>550357018I could fix her. I could make her better.
>play minecraft>i dig downwards in a quarry-like pattern>basically a downwards steps looking thing towards a center>i stand at the top of the quarry and look down>my face when it looks like i have been digging a massive asshole
>>550355786This guy isn't correct, there's a few things that have narratively ended in Deltarune, like. Susie basically had her arch in chapter 1 in and of itself, but I think he has a point that the narrative is frustratingly slow for a game that takes about 3 years for a chapter to come out on average.
>>550357110so, like an actual quarry
Catty goes to Silent Hill and it manifests as an infinite Best Buy
>>550356908>>550357091i think you picked the wrong fave, ralsei seems more your speed
>>550357407Ralsei isn't meant to be a tradwife he is meant to be an epic gamer that gets mad at you when you do something stupid
Catty sells a mentally challenged monster a fake perc and watches him crash out in her local diner
>>550357156>the narrative is frustratingly slow for a game that takes about 3 years for a chapter to come out on average.This is true. There is no reasonable reason why Deltarune has such a long development time and it hurts the experience of the story as much as reading a horribly slow paced manga on a weekly or monthly basis
Catti is tricking into consuming the fent-laced incense in the Weird RouteShe a vegetarian but my cock in her mouth
>>550357570you're thinking of berdlynot that you can't make ralsei into whatever you want him to be, that's exactly what he wants
Why is the artwork for all the Square Enix x Undertale collab items so UGLY?
are you sutpid
>>550357871i wish i had cock in my mouth
*dryhumps azzy OUT OF NOWHERE*
>>550357947lolalso why did they change the captchas just now? the captchas changed style on my screen, why?
He keep his mac singing like J Timb,J BieberIf gang ain't eating than you can't eitherI'ma wave this pipe around just like a crack dealer
>>550358058Here he cums~ hiiihiii
>>550358065to make it easier for the bots
>>550355784We’ve run the numbers and the pleasure calculus says you have to die for making this post. Sorry.
>>550356246Then you are retarded.
>>550357570Don't listen to that other anon, you are one of the few people who truly understands Ralsei
>>550358182not the anon you are replying to, but i upvoted your comment for using important keywords :D
>>550358182i'd like to see how you did your calculations
>>550357872>>550357570They were made for each other if you think about it. Ralsei is the support healer girl (male) Berdly would dream of
>>550358346We must move beyond freedom and dignity and showing our work
>>550358182Three hours on this site is enough to convince someone of the merits of the pleasure calculus, its vocal minority arguing for it explicitly
>>550358442did you consider the long-term effects on poster morale for killing people seemingly at random for undisclosed reasonsall arguments against utilitarianism can be resolved by just not being short-sighted
>>550355585>Temfag genuinely hasn't played chapters 3+4 Why even post here? You clearly don't like the game. Why don't you join the general of a game you actually like and play?
I too think about Undertale all but exclusively, if it weren't for an irrational attachment to Sandanon's story I probably wouldn't even be thinking about Deltarune
>>550358058haha~
>>550359180i want this little bastard to bully me and my penis
>>550358748This is a technical and not a logical problem. In the near future our control of information will be as refined as our ability to calculate the long-term consequences of patterns of behavior. People will not even realize their neighbors are disappearing, and if they do they will welcome it; the masses will never be allowed to entertain the dangerous notion that they have rights autonomy or dignity, notions which have served as fuel for much bloody and unscientific behavior
The SOUL and Kris are kind of like Remy and Alfredo LinguiniIs there any fanart of that?
>>550359225that’s actually his name lmao
>>550359204*bullies you and your penis*
How would you feel is the popular theory of Noelle and Susie becoming the main center of the story becomes true?And I don't mean screen time wise I mean every other mystery and plot point in the game being swept away on purpose to point out there is nothing more interesting or important than Susie and Noelle in the story and that Toby is going to make it obnoxiously obvious of that like he did in Chapter 4.
What are the chances we see him in Deltarune?
>>550359478I thought this was a settled issue ever since it was implied to us that Kris was literally a side-character killed off for Susie's character development in the SOULless timeline
>>550359576>keyboard and piano battleKINO
>>550359601>I thought this was a settled issue ever since it was implied to us that Kris was literally a side-character killed offExplain yourself.
>>550359478I don't see the point in worrying about impossible hypotheticals
>>550359478Dess is the most important character of the narrative, who will pull the rug from both of them, so it's fine by me
>>550359663Susie's game over dialogue; granted that's not the only interpretation
>>550359478Noelle and Susie is clearly a B-plot next to the A-plot of Kris's trauma, their entanglement with whatever the Knight is planning and their relationship with (You)
>>550359478>People are still seething about Noelle's house section months laterDamn Toby really did a number on some people
Why are you guys so triggered by Suselle? They flirted a little bit in mostly skippable sequences at the beginning of one chapter. Like all their dialogue can be interrupted.
>>550359948i hate foids
>>550359948I'd rather play another board in Chapter 3 than go through the susie noelle part of chapter 4 I can't pretend to say otherwise.
>>550360008And he’s a Chapter 3 hater, too. Shit take central.
>>550359948The Mr. Bucket review is highly triggering
>>550360072No chapter 3 is my favorite chapter.
>>550360157Oh, I misinterpreted your post. You’re half based and half cringe, then.
>>550359948Suselle alienates the male fans.
>>550359840I don’t understand she’s just saying don’t give up
>>550360241That's all I can hope to be.
>>550360252like how
Don't understand why people assume Susie having complete flat chest is a Dragon thing when every other reptilian female we've met in the game has at least some breast to her(considerably so in Alphys case)—RG02 even has nipples
>>550360432It's because susie is MTF Trans.
>>550360432I mean she is a kiddo
>>550360380There's nothing for you to enjoy about Suselle if you are a normal male playing the game. Some ships worth with determined appeals. If you write a terrible straight shonen or harem mechanics ship, only self inserting male viewers will be invested, or if you write a gay main ship and put them on screen only fujos and some gay men will be invested, there's a significant amount of people that will simply get nothing out of a teenage lesbian show.
>>550360435Fresh from the Jewse! Fresh from the Jewse!
Never considered until now that it's not that unreasonable for Berdly to feel cheated out of nipples when even the dragons have them>>550360580Yes but that's not the reason these people are proposing
>>550360252Suselle alienates all the cringe men who want to fuck Susie
>>550360252Suselle alienates all the cringe men who want to fuck Noelle
>>550360252Kraut and CoL aren't fans of Deltarune to begin with thoughever
>>550360628>if you are a normal male playing the game.No such thing if you're a deltarune fan.And if you are you don't deserve deltarune in general.Sorry not sorry.
>>550360432Character has animal traits that reinforce my opinions (Susie shouldn't have breasts because that's hecking super problematic I mean because she's a reptile)Nobody is complaining Toriel and Asgore don't smell like piss all the time because goats are supposed to smell horribly in real life
>>550360628it’s just a cute crush it’s not like this is a dating sim
What's stopping monsters from just killing humans with non-magical attacks If you attack with magic it takes several hits and inexplicably gets its damage reduced considerably if the guy's wearing a cowboy hat or something If you attack with a gun you win
>>550360865Now that you say it out loud Tobias "I love smells" Foxworth has definitely considered that fact; I wouldn't even be surprised if that's why he made sure Asgore was always surrounded by flowers
>>550360954Well, that was Alphys’ idea wasn’t it? Most monsters just don’t care to fight.
>>550360847Then put it the freaking LGBT tag in the Steam page next time
What the fuck is COL
>>550360954The combat system (diegetic) doesn't allow for it
>>550361051Call of Luty
>>550361051It stands for “Champion of Literacy.”
>>550361083That's a detail that will always bug me but I doubt we'll ever get an answer for(what makes projectiles start a battle box in UNDERTALE and do damage instantly in deltarune)
>>550360954humans would still just beat them to death lol?
>>550360432Suz is the bearer of the primeval gene that's been laregly lost to her species, an elusive true reptile.
>>550361019Not our fault chuds get rid of it all the time.
>Smells like gunpowder with a hint of urine.
>>550360432decided to open of xitter to see and I don’t see anyone talking about how yes reptile monsters do have breast it’s just >twinning with your favorite character so cyoototoototot
I'm good from state to state, you go to the state you might get raped RAPE EM
>>550361821why would Rory say this
>>550361875The Migos have a weird amount of lines about raping
good morning family :)
>>550362019Good morning anon!
I like flat boobless Susie because I think it's hot. Boobed Susie is also hot but variety is the spice of life.
kidnap kids, fuck em in they ass, and throw em under the bridge
>>550345043SAY IT AGAIN FOLKS!!TELL YA WHAT, I COULD HEAR THAT 99 MORE TIMES!!
>>550360865Goats smell fine if a little musty. They don't smell like piss.
>>550361228imagine kissing the tummy on the left
>>550362019Sup
>>550362108
>>550362261Proceed with caution, Kris' belly button is the Soul's alternative exit point.
<3
>I know some niggas in the yard, they'll rape youIt is at this point that Dess is no longer allowed to play music in public areas
>>550361228this is the ugliest art for deltarune i have ever seen
>>550362375wouldnt mind saying hi to petanon again
>>550362561Dess is the type to blast industrial covers of gangsta rap out the window of her shitbox.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAAj7uW_MgM
>>550355085Niceeee
Susie picks the Dragoon class because she thinks being a Dragon Knight would be kickass but then does a big jump and bumps her head on the ceiling and goes Ouchie Wouchie ;( ;(
>>550362723You have not been in this general long, the artist who draws that honestly-not-bad-in-concept grungy Kris(albeit implausible under Toriel's watch) depicts her far worse
>her
>>550362723>>550362849It's envy. DEI artists do this because they are ugly themselves and beauty burns their soul.
>>550362236This is a recent, painful legbeard experience I had and I want to do something good for the world by letting you laugh at my misery porn.I will introduce info along the story because I think it reads more smoothly that way, introducing six or so characters as once is as smooth as the legs of a legbeard – carpet burns and road rash will soon follow. This is an online story, which are often tame. I can promise you that this is one wild ride.Dark, or me. Yes, I was a beard, not by then, but if I ever give you other stories of myself they will have me being a total beard in my younger years. Better to get use to the name. I'm born in 1993 (27yo) INFJ (the viewers/you may know what this is if Reddx doesn't) Autistic, part time game dev (creative writer) and part time sheep herder.
>>550362723it's not that bad, but i do hate the belly rolls for susie.
bangin booty my dragontales character
susie lives off of chalk and toaster crumbswhere do you think she would get the nutrients to grow sizable boobs anyway
>>550350417>>550350553Wtf do you guys mean CoL is making a mod?
>>550362941I could agree with this for the humans or maybe even the Dreemurrs but describing the snub-snouted butter-teeth Susie as a beauty is delusional
>>550359576Sweet cap n cakes fursona
>>550363012not ugly as sin works too.
>>550362723I think it's really charming. It doesn't go out of its way to be grotesquely "body positive" like a lot of Tumblr artists, just shows the characters as flawed but endearing.
>>550362962Didn't you say you weren't going to do this anymore, Doomer?
>>550362172I LOVE TV!!!!!!! I LUV TEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEwtf is this easy ass new captcha
>>550361875D-doomer?
>>550363205Show us those grotesque ones. I'm curious now.
great thread we have here
post images of great power
>>550363394
The only characters who are explicitly catches by monster standards are the Dreemurrs and Mettaton, everyone else can be assumed to be about average in appearance(save for comical exceptions like Jerry or the Librarby Lady)Even Burgerpants isn't described as ugly per se...well, unless you consider Bratty's comment to be so
>the guy who posts the dead deer infographic doesn't post when the storytime is going on I'm nooticing
>>550363210I doubt it's Doomer, he's not that retarded. This is someone taking up the mantle or false flagging.
>>550363009He's modding chapter 2 to replace the Suselle scenes with Kriselle. And before you say based, he somehow managed to write Kriselle worse than Toby wrote Suselle.
>>550363467I think it's based on your charisma stat and that's why everyone wants to fuck mettaton even when he is rectangle
>>550363464dude, is that gonerface?
Imagine how many holes your brain must have to be to unironically calling something "DEI"
>>550363641Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated got ruined. :(
>>550363597I don't know about monsters at large but Papyrus is clearly just attracted to robots period
>>550363394toxic yaoi
>>550363467I bet there are a lot of monsters who think Mettaton was hotter as a box
>>550363450I was, and I guess, still am, looking for a girlfriend. I might be bi but I got a female preference, go ahead and look it up! As creative writer I have a deviantart for the non-related story stuff I do in my free time, just google dark_warchief and you can admire my masterworks and grovel at my feet! I do enjoy that. So, I have a type of girl I am into. Furries/Artist types, punklike or tomboy, needs to be a warm person but also firm because INFJ personalities, and I too, tend to straddle borders and do stupidly dangerous stuff just for the experience. For example: I let 23 leeches drink from me and lost 3 blood bags worth of blood due the anticoagulant in their spit.I went looking on deviantart in my country as dating services are stupid – why would something that makes money by you staying want you to be successful? I found a girl. An artist, mediocre at it. If you slam the saturation slider all the way to the right, add as many colors as you can, and imitate the generic unreal engine cartoon art style as hard as you can, you will get an idea. A new character appears! Genebeard, ENFJ, the OC of this legbeard looks like Gene Simmons, I do feel bad for comparing a rock star to this foul creature but it is the most insulting thing I can think of that Redd is still allowed to say in a video. She has a posh accent but talks very childlike. Her vocabulary is small and her sentences short, she is not disabled as her social intelligence and manipulative skills are far too developed. She is also an avid fursuiter.
Sans knows some niggas in the yard, they'll sniff you
>>550363597But box MTT is the sexiest MTT
>>550363484He did confess he was the one spamming this shit.
>>550363790Probably canon, he refers to it as his more photogenic form compared to NEO. Obviously he is bullshitting to frisk in that moment but that much may be true
I know some niggas in the elevator that'll rape you(the bullets molest him)
>>550363641No one in the thread has said that shit bro.
Mettaton went from an erotic rectangle to an ugly human shape because of Woke
>>550363969He gave a half assed apology so numbers wouldn't rope
>>550363782What do you guys think canonically happens if the Titan focusses at a Darkner?''but muh Ralsei''Yeah he has plot armor, I mean like a Rudinn or Zapper. can the Titan just dissolve them like it's spawn? Which is terrifying as they would just cease to exist. if this is true, and say, your chair darkner got Titan ate, will the chair be gone? Broken? Can it become a new darkner? is it a new individual, a clone, or a reincarnation of the old one?
Zhilia's Cattsriel daughter getting lost in the corn maze of child-friendly word puzzles
>>550364113I approach her, on deviantart. I compliment her art and tell her who I am and what I do. She responded after a few days; ''owh, hi! It's so cool to see another Dutch person here! You write for a video game? That is so cool!'' I let her stroke my ego some more. It feels good and I deserve it for all the bullshit I went through in my life. We take off to telegram, and I got to see her weird OC with like 8 colors all on maximum contrast. Cute, but my eyes bleed ''Hi Dark! You are that guy that approached me on deviantart right?'' ''Yeah, I am. Nice to see you actually came'' We hit it off, The exact order of conversations is lost on me as this was like 10 months ago?I am trying my best to dig up the traumas my mind tried to suppress. You see, Genebeard has a poor self image despite she actually looks good. She thicc! Ginormous ass she loves mentioned ''Yeah... big backside is totally fine~'' and she actually is super hygienic. I asked her what she does as job ''I am a caretaker for disabled people. I took course x and graduated'' The thing is, she did the exact same schooling as my mom did. I remarked this ''Hey, that's very Freudian if you are similar to my mom and I want to date you'' ''haha yeah!'' At this point I thought this chick was still normal, but cracks started soon... Another conversation goes as follows. ''Hey, genebeard? Do you know what hogging is?'' She did not. I explain hogging is a ''prank'' in the form of emotional abuse where jock type guys try to hook up with the ugliest chick in the class, or ask her out for a prank. Genebeard confessed. ''They did that to me anon, I thought this cute guy really liked me. I was always an outcast for my weird interests'' You see, thing with me is that my cognitive and emotional intelligence is sky high but my social skills are on the level of a beard. I feel for her, and we carry on. ''You know what? I also was an outcast and bullied most of my school life, felt I never belong."
>>550364113They get subsumed by the greater mass but are still alive in an unconscious state.Like a dark object that becomes invisible when the lights turn off.
>>550364092Based filterGOD
I hate talking about deltarune theories because i don’t understand any of them and that makes me insecure can we move on to other things like how nice this weather is
>>550363552DepílateÚntate el splash de chocolate
>>550364092Incorrect >>550362941
>>550364532what a charming fellow
>>550364518this is unironically the ideal body type
>>550364097One of Sans's jobs is posting ragebait on Undernet so he ran a photo of Mettaton EX through an AI filter that makes him box-shaped and captioned it with a complaint about woke. The engagement isn't monetized, but he still says it's a job.
>>550364493what dont you understand? for all 4chan's flaws this is like, the safest enviornment to not know stuffalso did captchas just get easier for anyone else_
>>550364518Ralphys
>>550364493>it's a beautiful day outside.
>>550364493Most people don't understand deltarune when they make theories so I don't blame you.
>>550364647nta but captchas did get easier for me too. it’s just normal numbers now right? don’t have to fuck about with sliding or doing any puzzle shit
>>550364493It's really easym just follow these instructions:>everything is related to Dess>if it's not related to Dess, it's related to Gaster>every object in the Dreemurr household is Ralsei
>>550364647woah underscore any updates on the game?
>>550364645That ai filter was Mettaton very slowly using photoshop
>>550364870Kek
>>550364870>>every object in the Dreemurr household is RalseiIf you still think Ralsei is any normal object from the Dreemurr household or Kris's personal belongings after the last two chapters, you will NEVER commune with deeper truths of the dark
>>550364769yeah it changed to normal numbers for me too but desu i've had different captchas for a while, I never had to do the sliding puzzle shit.
FAVEY FAVEY THATS THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW
>>550365341this mf got custom captchas
I got ez captchas too, it seems we behaved well?
>>550365038Alphys needs to come clean to Asgore and admit that she didn't really invent ChatGPT and that she's pretty sure even if she did invent it, it still wouldn't be able to break the barrier with "a sick blockchainsaw"
>>550365338I think it'd be funny if the game did give an answer to that question but hid it behind a sadistic twist, like you could conduct a ritual to return Ralsei to his primary form, but for whatever reason turning him back doesn't work or it'd go against the goal of the route.
>>550363394'ere>>550363559I sense a lot of oil and water type power radiating from this one
newsletter this week???the 2022 and 2024 december newsletters came out on 18th-19th
What if Fave held you at gunpoint and demanded $72,000.
>>550365949Squish his cute little cheeks and boop his snootle
>>550365842Didn't Toby drag his feet on twitter about the newsletter I think he's run out of vaguely spoilery sprites to show us
>>550365949Pay in headpats.
FAVEY FAVEY GIVE ME THE NEWSI GOT A BAD CASE OF FAVING YOU
What the fuck is this new captcha
>>550366384we got it for good behavior I think?
>>550366463YOU with GOOD BEHAVIOR DONT MSKE ME LAUGH HAH NO I JUST COULDNT HOLD IT
>Use the scroll bar below to fin the image that is not like the others, then click next >captcha expired Holy fuck the new captcha sucks. Also that wasn't me, it's first thing in the morning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTMgX1PDGAE
I wish the staff actually warned us about this shit and, more importantly, actually gave any data on if it fucks with bots or not
>>550366562I got 5 good boy points before I ruined it yesterday Anon </3
>>550366584wait so you were those past post jesus christ you fucking suck
>>550366681I've made a lot of posts in the past.
>>550365842Toby said he hadn't started the Newsletter a couple of weeks ago which I think was his way of saying it'll be a little late this year.
>>550366818the fucking essay dead deer post
your doom fucks dead tasques
>>550366925Yesterday's stale drama already.
damn doomer really is one of the threadshitters
>>550366968thanks for the tribute, no booba next time please, but it's up to you.
Fave and AnonThe classic big fat bitch and spindly clown guy duo.
>>550367303who’s who
Catty is forced to get a little jiggy lest they call the guard on her for napkin theft
Fave is not a fan of John green’s manic pixie dream girls and think the overuse of the trope drags down otherwise good writing
what the fuck is the circles logic puzzle even supposed to mean; every option has at least one sister option of the same numberIn other news, Catty is trapped in a TikTok Little Caesar's commercial for what feels like two hours from her perspecti-this is a fetish at this point, isn't itLike I'm not hard while writing this but I feel like that guy who wrote the fanfiction about Catty and Bratty becoming co-presidents and then getting their brains invaded
>>550367632I can feel my IQ dropping every time I successfully solve it.
Goddamn it this is like that time I was obsessed with Alphys being forced to babysit Catty's sonA scenario I can now more soberly say would likely end in said child using her hardware tools as play weapons; perhaps being coaxed with some of her lower-level mathematics books; he's not anywhere near as...airheaded as his mother, a little good for his age even, so basic precalc problems are enough to keep him from any further destruction. This sort of informal mentoring keeps him occupied, though she wishes he wouldn't brag so much once his mother finally took him home.
>>550366681Yes, he admitted it yesterday.
>>550367531''Babe tropes are just tools, not every tool is appropriate for each situation. As long your vampires don't sparkle I'll read your manuscript.''
Bratty using her son as a dancing distraction while she records the credit card numbers of customers at her food service job; his second responsibility is to find a middleman to actually cash out with the numbers, and his eye for desperation and misery makes that a rather simple task. His half-brother mentioned offhand that there were websites he could put the numbers in to get info on their issue dates and service numbers, but he never was brave enough to use them.
has thread healed from the doomer-controversy or is this still on-going?
>>550364330>>550368450You tell me
>>550368450Kwautsie my Kwautloved, boyfriend and future husband of Doomie
>>550368534i am not asking wether or not tasquefag is still a sperg, i am asking wether or not thread has healed.
>>550368450You were right about him, Kraut. all the energy I'm willing to spend on the matter. how are you today?
>>550368680It is not healed if doomer is still spamming
>>550368450The named people blend together for me almost as much as the anons.
I am full of breakfast and I am energized for shitposting >:) nyohoho
I’m pretty sure Papyrus designed this new captcha, damn puzzles every time I poast
>>550368618>uses very lovey-dovey affectionate names>ships me to some fagi can scarcely believe you are a women because you have that cuckold mindset of a fujo that specifically enjoys watching other men kiss.a fujo's favorite sex position is the cuck chair.
would you still love ralsei if he removed the steep ladder to his minecraft basement and instead built some outside stairs down to it because ralsei was thinking it makes the basement look like a bomb shelter. yes, ralsei mistakenly thinks his wooden basement makes for a sturdy shelter, but upon this realization ralsei makes the promise that he will change the building material of his minecraft basement soonish, so it looks like an even cooler minecraft bomb shelter.
>>550369180Papyrus hates bad puzzles, he seethes over the vent puzzles if you call him in Hotland
everyone stop arguing about thread personalities and look at this shit
>>550369317>fandom using FRIEND to deal with holes in the lore, colorized
>>550369180>My captchas are just a string of easily readable numbers>People talking about having to do puzzlesIs my captcha MMR too low?
>>550369231that’s such a kwautcore response
>>550368696>you were righthappens to me all the time.the other times they are just in denial because they hate my shit.let's call it an "agreement hysteresis"
>>550369439me neither maybe it’s because I’m a phoneposter
>>550369439I had the number captcha once, refreshed, and now it's all puzzles.
STOP TALKING ABOUT CAPTCHARING NUMBERS! you could just ask me out instead...
huffing Gaster's cummies
>>550369710* But nobody came.
>>550369473the scary thing is: that is becoming a thing in real life to me.>"that's such a YOU-thing to say!"I apparently people find me very quoteable.
Papyrus would find be baffled by a robot's inability to solve these puzzles.
I will rape Kraut
>>550369821>i apparently people dios mio, una momento de esl
>>550369821>I apparently peopleESLaut strikes again!
Papyrus would scold his keyboard for making typos
>>550369473Official term is "krautisms".
>>550369869someone make a comic of papyrus judging mettaton as he struggles to complete a captcha.i don't have the talent to do it myself.
>>550369869Papyrus would send his computer via the mail system to Mettaton to ask if the capchas were indeed unsolvable by the computer mind
Papyrus would
>>550370096i like that term.
Fish I wish
dawg what the fuck is this new captchaI mean it's actually less annoying than having to type shit in but still.
you guys are my besties :3
>>550370645cool
you guys are my worsties 3:
>>550370645hell yea
>>550370632anything is better than the letters with circles above them one. but now we have to wait 30 seconds before getting a new captcha if we mess up??? fucked up and evil
goat throat https://static1.e621.net/data/e3/11/e311f3280b26ae21e2ac53d85a35ace5.mp4
>>550370975
sIeepykinq > toby fox
I love filters
>>550371445you hate to see the truth
>>550371517mmm jyummy filters in my tummy burrrrp filters
>>550371730*shoves my water tube down your throat*
529 filtered posts
*scuttles away*
>>550363394obligatory what the FUCK is this new captcha
>>550372303i think the word you are looking for is "improvement"
>>550371869waber
If the captcha is just 1/1 why do I have to hit "next" instead of just "post"?! I keep hitting post and then having to wait 30 seconds to redo it because apparently that's doing the captcha wrong even though that's HOW IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
>>550372793I don't know it sucks but at least you aren't 3/3 on captcha solves.
>>550372793Lol I did that three times because I didn't read that it said to hit Next.
>>550372793>>550373008tfw i don't even have to do a captcha because it's not requiredget fucked captcha plebs
>>550370268PAPSRIELDESCENDED FROM ON HIGH TO GIVE RELIEF TO THE WEARY AND THE LOST
>>550353253Chara wanted to kill because he was raped. Kris wants to kill because he was raped.
Frisk wants to kill because they want to rape.
Vessel got killed because it wanted to vape.
Ressel got killed because it wanted to rape.
I'm just glad that Toby actually finalized the script instead of redoing everything over and over again for years on end like he did for the chapter 3+4 release
Ralsei's wanted because he grilled an ape.
>>550373691*she
>>550374354this means i can reveal his master plan with my schizotheories and he can't do anything about it even if he reads them
What if fave was AMAB but got raped by men so hard they hated masculinity to the point of identifying as a female for the rest of their life
>>550374852I'd call them a fag.
Fave was AHAB
Went to 6 flags
>>550375053mettaton…
>>550375053fave killed the white whale
What if fave was ARAB
I was gonna talk about fave, but then I got high
>>550375225Ralsei is taller than Kris.
what was the symbolism of the white whale
The symbolism was that it was a fucking white while you midwit.
>>550375370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsct-TZ26Pw
>>550375473a white “while” you say?
what was the symbolism of the midwit
>>550375373I headcanon them as being the same height, Smallsei is occasionally adorable though.
the whale was a metaphor for the leviathan intensity of Ishmael's repressed homosexual lust for Queequeg
>>550375559Don't reply to my posts
>ywn look up into tall Ralsei's pretty pink eyes
>>550375671This will be Kris and Berdly in chapter 5
>>550375751Don't post in my thread.
>>550375751but that was my post
>>550375889it was mine actually
Deltarune is exactly like Moby Dick except if Captain Ahab was secretly in a sexual relationship with the monster that took his limb and he refused to launch a harpoon
*flies past*
>>550375053I think that someone is trying to plap me- favehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek
>>550376070bro what happens in that fucking book
Deltarune is exactly like Moby Dick except the whale is a 300 ft tall fat bitch who steps on your dick and facesits you.
>>550376215gay sex
>>550376336Enby Dick
>>550376215>“Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian.”
>>550376417Yeah, and the whale is a metaphor about how he took a cock so big once it killed him.
>>550376479>https://youtu.be/Lv8WHQwo4GY>the guy that likes to have his asshole pierced prefers the company of people that put you in a stew.you do you, doombass.
>>550376639when the dick is so fat it takes off your leg #tuesdays
>>550376801kraut exposing himself as a pseud
>>550376801That's a direct quote from the gay book, hence the quotation. What sort of company do you keep, kraut?
Dude, you can find gay undertones in anything if your desperate enough.Like how Star Wars is about struggling with feelings of gay incest because Luke Skywalker fights his dad with a glowing phallic symbol.
>>550376990Fortunately he overcame those gay incest feelings when he kissed his sister.
>>550376990>a glowing phallic symbol
>>550376983if need be, the necessary, if not, me, myself and i.i don't like get-togethers and i don't like great gatherings and i can suck fun out of a room just because they make me miserable.
>>550377121That's true.It's a story about overcoming, in more ways than one.
overcooming
I've been watching this stupid ass movie every night for the past 3 days straight. It's tradition at this point.
Deltarune is actually a metaphor about leaving the sinful lifestyle of a homosexual and finding the mercy and joy of a life of Christ.
>>550377621(the Christ in question is also gay)
>>550377616https://youtu.be/FQjvyy8gOS0?t=171only part of the movie i like
>>550377616My condolences, anon. But the drawing is nice
>>550377763>he doesn't like Technical Foul
>>550377621Jesus loved hanging out with the gays and whores of the world.
back to work on Berdly Game :)also wtf is this captcha why is it making me solve geometry problems...
fave watches john carpenter’s the fave for favemas
>>5503778464chan getting IQ tests now. No wonder thread is dead.
>>550377771Thanks. You're gonna love what I've been cooking up tonight. It's no where near done yet tho.
Fave watches freaking Fave Hard starring Fave Willis for Christmas.
>>550377958How could Sams be born if he doesn't have a father
Carol knows how to play riichi mahjong
>>550377621That's only if you follow the prophecy/weird route
Carol knows how to play her enemies right into her hand and read them like cards.
>>550378084fave thinks it's not a christmas movie and hates anyone who says it is.
Fave was going to fucking kill themselves for Christmas, but and angle descended from heaven to show them how much better the world would be without them and that gave them the spite and hatred to continue on.
>>550378494damn that Angle
>>550378494>an angle
>>550378494was it acute or obtuse?
>>550378494canon for chara (i'm going to ignore your typo)
DAILY reminder that it is december month right now
HEY NOELLESPELL DECEMBER
>>550378816i did not fucking type that shit there is something wrong with this keyboard or this websitemy fucking 4chan has been fucking unresponsive as shit for the past few weeks
>>550378964ICUP
>>550378964>"D-E-A~">"...D~ FUCK"
>>550378894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIhxcZDeQEo
Suavemente
>>550378964annoying orange…
>>550379082>my fucking 4chan has been fucking unresponsive as shitMe whenever I make any post
>>550379082cope
>>550378894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATeDppjLRgQ
Bésame
Que quiero sentir tus labios
>>550379124>>550379290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
>>550379105YOU WHAT?!?!?!
Besándome otra vez
>>550379457Haven't seen this guy's art in a minute.
>>550379132>>550379293>>550379445>>550379618post in english bitch
>>550364883yeah soon, going to be hopefully setting up the items part of the menu stuff today. just a busy recently, free time in the near future so_
>>550378424noelle says it's a christmas franchise so carol lets her watch it
>>550379698That is English you neglected poodle.
would you still love ralsei if he was building a chimney for his minecraft house but soon realized that he built his house too small to be able to apporpriately fit a chimney? would you still love ralsei if he just said "fuck it" and just built a indoors fireplace with no chimney instead?
>>550379502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNuRr9t4FBo
>>550379907I would cook and eat him
>>550379867daym
Dess gave Kris a concussion for telling Noelle to say "Mother May I" then spell cup
Eight Crazy Faves
>>550379502>>550379970
>>550379872il es retardo
>>550379867finally good art
>>550379978I would eat him out too
>>550379970>>550380129IS KRISMAS!!>>550379978do not
Fave Crazy Nights
>>550380543Five Nights at Fave
I'm too stupid for this captcha
>>550380064In the climax of the final Knight battle, Dess is going to take off her helmet and try to appeal to Kris' memories of good times with her, only for him to go "Sorry, who are you again?' because his memory center has been damaged ever since the bat incident.
Nights: Into Faves
>>550379132>>550379293>>550379445>>550379618
are any of you guys pathetic enough to be here on christmas day h-haha... unless?
>>550380757swedish people celebrate krismas on the 24th, not the 25th like americans do, i so will most likely be offline for some time the 24th but have the entire 25th off to do whatever.
>>550380757I will be here at times because it's fucking impossible for me to be busy all day long every second of the day even if I'm participating in a family event
>>550380757Yes.
Spirit bombed two bozos trying to team up on me in gekishin >pick a shape and solve this equation with proofs and click next to post!How about I slide my hot cock in a quiet nerd and tell how cute they are while they moan?
>>550380954>WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR NECTAR
>>550380757I'll probably hang out here a little bit for New Years.
>>550380757I will because Christmas is a quiet religious holiday over here. New Year's Eve is gonna be sweet though.
>>550380757im gonna be here for most holidays, dont you get i have no one else?
HOLY SHIT THESE NEW CAPTCHAS ARE SO FUCKING ASS!Said Fave
i will be here for the holidays
i hate the holidays
>>550380757i will be here because i have no family or close friends
i ate the holidays yum yum
>>550381461>>550381487
>>550381052Are you gay?
Can't wait for christmas!
>>550381558nta but yeah
>>550381695>ntawhy would you reply then?
would Noelle pirate video games
>>550380757im gonna be visiting my grandparents for christmas but i fully plan on taking a few suspiciously long bathroom breaks to read the thread
>>550380757My family just chills on that day so yeah I'll pop in
>>550381760nta but I'm also gay
I'm only gay for goats.That's reasonable, right?
I'll be hear if my family finds the tittypills and kicks me out by then, otherwise I'll be enjoying life
>>550381801Only the violent ones that she can't get otherwise.
>>550380757i'm a workaholic and slave to kromer so i'll probably be working otherwise i'll just be spending the day alone but i might make a nice fancy dinner for myself
>>550376336Tenna...
>>550381801No she would have original copies of a SNES and dragon blazers and berdly is mad that she plays them on a modern HD flatscreen.
>>550381893if your family finds the whatnow?
>>550381893>tittypillswhat?
>>550381840I'm also autistic
>>550381801yes and shed get 32 new viruses every time
>>550381978>>550382058That anon is a lgbtq
Found out until now that I left my window open since yesterday, no wonder last night was suspiciously cold
>>550381978>>550382058I thought this place was gay enough to know what it is...
>>550382156>>550382312i am no expert on titties or tittypills, but i gotta ask now if there's cock enlargement pills?
>>550382312Did you at least successfuly grow your tits
>>550382156>>550382312you will never be a deltarune character
>>550382473Wait till I finish taking my goat serum.
The only members of the Deltarune gamers' club who don't pirate are Susie because she doesn't know how to work an emulator and Berdly because he's a firm believe of piracy = theft
>>550382416I got what you need, my n'wah
>>550382416whenever deltarune fully releases I will be replaying it with a hatted Ralsei mod and whatever krusie mod will inevitably come out
>>550382416Idk, rhino pills?>>550382458I'm 19 and only a month in so what do you think?>>550382473I'm trying to be your lovely mother
>>550381809why is she in the cuck chair
>>550381960>>550382567I'm asking because I'm thinking of writing a scene where berdly gets pissy about piracy but backpedals when Noelle admits she pirates (whatever video game)
>>550382567Susie just goes to Kris' place to play games, at best she probably owns one of those battery-powered Tetris things.
>>550376801artificial insemination before technology: altar boy farts on the woman's cooch.>>550382416No, you use stretchers for that. Hormones in general are highly dangerous. with some exceptions like Melatonin for sleep.
>>550382841Noelle pirated Manhunt.
>>550382927I want Carol to find out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f58qTP-8UsE
>>550382927dess taught her how to pirate it
>>550382602legend says if you take this with a broly boost you achieve CHIM irl
>>550383156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b53nqgt7D3U
>>550382927I went with a dragon blazers spin-off that only released in Japan that she got a fan translation for
>>550383083>"First, your sister attacks a human child in broad daylight, now you play a human murder simulator?! Do you REALIZE how much of a PR nightmare it is?! An election is just two months away!"
>>550382416>i gotta ask now if there's cock enlargement pills?If my inbox is anything to go by, yes.
Fave takes viagra and fucking dies from a heart attack
Fave has magic cock size magic, so don't worry.
Fave is proud of their below average manhood and needs no phony miracle medicine
>>550383485''I'm grounded :<''>Roaring destroys the world as the newer Titan needed frost to be beaten
Considering her recent track record Alphys is seriously considering just giving up on her cock size rayBut what if?
Fave has a micro penis that nobody loves :(
Fave does not do intercourse, but he knows a spell that will meld both of your minds together for a solid couple seconds that will feel like an eternity in heaven.
I have a crippling addiction to Fave booty.
>>550383852Is the ray supposed to enlarge or shrink cocks?
Fave turned into a squishy I dont know if I should feel bad or be delighted
>>550383892cherry tomato boys
>>550383892i love micro penises
>>55038385299% OF ROYAL SCIENTISTS QUIT BEFORE THEY INVENT A FUNCTIONAL DEVICE KEEP TINKERING
>>550384385
>>550383852She should try making a cock shrink ray and see what it does, then go from there.
>>550384556>>550383852Virgin Alphys vs Chad Doofenschmirtz, who would win a showdown?
>>550384438gaster can see across timelines so he would actually know this
I miss voiceanon, I'm still in disbelief he got exposed
>>550384556she fucked up and it shrinks your entire body except for your cockyou are now six inches tall but your cock is the same size
>>550383852Don't give up, Alphys! Think of all the money you could make from such invention! (Just be ready to flee the scene once complications arise)
>>550384838I already knew he was a raging homosexual (sthg crosspoter)
>>550384434Thamk you :)
>>550384841Find a nice tiny monster lady and start a new life together.
>>550384657better idea: virgin hymen versus chad cock
>>550384838>>550385124what happen?
>>550385286catbox it
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>550385401His fiancée broke up with him because he got caught chatting up boys.
>>550383820>Carol joins the party instead of Noelle to wield the frost magic>"Alright, you little shits, it's almost over. I'll handle the Titan, you go and take care of the...">the Knight appears, sword unsheathed>"K-Kris? M-mrs. Holiday? I'm all out of TP, I'm not sure we can take them both! We need to do something fast!">"Crap, I'm also out, guys. What now?">the Knight readies the biggest, deadliest volley of blades ever>"Well, it's been fun, kids. All I can say is that I still hate your guts. Except the little goat, he can make me coffee anytime...">suddenly the blades all start dropping to the floor one by one>the Gang looks over at the Knight, its helmet now covered in blue polyethylene someone stretched over its head from behind>you'd think the helmet would be pointy enough to poke through the bag, but it seems to be two-ply>the Knight drops to the floor with a loud clang as its last breath leaves its chest>the figure behind it steps out of the shadows, still holding the bag>"Noelle?!">"...Now the flowers will grow.">"...">"WRONG GAME NOELLE, JESUS CHRIST">"W-what? But I thought~">"YOU RUINED IT">"I-I'm sorry, they-they look similar, and~">"Noelle, you're grounded again."
>>550385612Really?
>>550384838for as long he didn't expose himself to children like most of these degenerates would.was the leak so salacious?
hey guys is this the manwhore general
>>550386050MANWHORES?WHERE?
Love as large as Susiesaurus
Fave's vibrator stopped working properly after 2 years...
>>550386050Yes, now post your cock in the thread if you wish to be granted entryeveryone else here has had to do the same
>>550386158look in da mirror bb
Hey I am chaste and patiently w a iting for my /utg/ gf :(
>>550386050Yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss7AQC79t2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3JU5xCSt4CoL's wet dream
>>550386234Fave on the sybian
>>550386234Should have turned it off at some point
>>550386529there's too many notes missing and no glissandos me no likey :(((((
Fave is pissed as all fuck that they can't find a decent vibrator that is made of a material which is actually safe for use
>>550386892aren't you meant to wrap them in condoms?
>>550386892>hazardous vibrators>https://youtu.be/UthQ2gR1bU4?list=RDUthQ2gR1bU4
>>550386892Silicone? Is it all hard plastic stuff? I cant recall what shop my ex got hers and the local shop was just trying to upsell me stuff
>>550386892Use your fingers
>>550387106I'm not gonna be buying fucking condoms just for that when I could be saved the trouble of doing that in the first place by finding something made from pure silicone, and maybe it's just me but just the fact that I'd have to put something on it to protect myself from infection already speaks really bad about the product and makes me not wanna ever have to use it>>550387365None are silicone, they're all made from everything but silicone or they try to avoid the question by saying it's from a "body-safe material"
>>550386892Y-you can use me, ma’dam :)
>>550385641thank you, that was amusing. Here, have Troxler mirror noelle. I wonder if anyone would...
>>550386892Grow the fuck up and find a husband to impregnate you.
I love vessal
>>550386594I did not know what this was until I looked it up. Looks perfect for Tenna.>>550386892Fave is more concerned that fave never really experiences proper leg twitchy orgasms even with vibes because the only thing that seemingly feels good is clenching their thighs together
>>550387174Kraut you got a discord? I got numbers and Temfag, they're great. He made me a wrestler and he's going to enter him
>>550386892Shop online?
>>550388260Where are those sold? Do they sell them at stores in modern times?
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>550388580Get a powered drill and fasten a dildo to it
>>550388513Fave lives not in the US which makes online shopping for things like that nearly impossible
>>550388580Yes but the good ones are all sold out or gay.
Fave would never spend a cent to satisfy their sinful desires
new thread where...
>>550388958new thread... HOW.
>>550388490>do you have discord?no, i am heterosexual.i cannot support discord.
I'm gonna make my own /utg/ thread! With blackjack and hookers!
Guys what if we all became slaves to all the femanons in here and sent them our money too haha that would be weird wouldn’t it
>>550389150This but moral standards not too.I don't care how gay I am, Discord is wicked.
>>550388821you're going to twist a knot into someone's pussy/ass.i want to see the doctor's jaw drop when the diagnosis is "anal/vaginal torsion".
>>550389223Not to brag or anything but I'm a master at poker
>>550389268I would do this
>>550389268I just want somebody to love me man
>>550389268sorry femanons im already a slave to the state
>>550389268Become a robot first
fave just failed an exam and course and feels like a stupid retarded piece of shit idiot
>>550389150the alternative is Telegram and legit terrorists and pedo rings use that, Kraut. >>550389336you'd be surprised how unsurprised the EM is with people ''falling onto things''. I asked once when mom had to go there as she ripped a tendon in her foot clean in half. ''at least twice a month'' dude said casually.
>>550389558Bro posted this from prison
>>550389272It actively supported a faggot that raped tortured and killed his dog and people who were into it while the messaging service reserves the right to terminate your account for being "LE DOG SICK" or "HECKING PROBLEMATIC"these devils deserve to drink piss straight from the fountain like the faggots they are.and then they started a whole operation where some of their fund went to supporting troons into getting HRT and other shit that i politically REALLY do not jive with.i am not just opposed to these people, i am repulsed.i use steam, tox and would use teamspeak.i'd rather use string telephone or smoke signs than discord.
>>550389530I'll love you if you're not fat and can do a cool ass disney villain song.>>550389637I passed all of them =)
>>550389738I lost 20 pounds since August :) and I've been told I'm a decent singer but idk
>>550389738>I passed all of them =)ok well fuck u
>>550389823>retarded discord groomer bramble No thanks
>>550389692>hey, do you have that program that supports troons and dog rapists and groomers that hates le chuds from saying le mean words>or do you want to use the other pedophile programyeah nah. gonna pass.
>>550389708>>550389916I legit don't care what companies did, I need them for my career and social life. Amazon made it so I don't need a kike master to publish my book and future books.
>>550389902b-but I don't even use Discord...
>>550389637It's okay, fave, there is always a next time.Maybe you won't know why, but you weren't meant to pass yet.Can fave speak with someone to see if there's anything that can be done so they don't have to do the whole course from 0?
>>550390010You deserve to get that info leaked
>>550389823How heavy and at what height? And when I say sing a disney villain song I mean something campy lol>>550389873Well what did you even fail? Depending on the subject I won't be as harsh
>>550390010i thought you had talked a few anons on discord? or was that just on steam?
>>550390136What leak........>>550390143last time I checked I was 180 and 5'10I wanna get back to 160 lbs tho>>550390221yeah I did back in like '23 I reckonI never was in any group or relationship or anything tho that was all made up
>>550389268It would be awful, a smelly neet femanon using my body and money!How horrible... I don't think I could handle cuddling up to my dirty wife as she reads yaoi!
>>550390031Thank you (said fave, favily) at least I won't have to take the lab again>>550390143genetics and the professor clearly has a repressed sadistic streak that they're only capable of expressing through exam questions
>>550390143Femanon get better taste than br*mble
gotescord got plapped by chapter 3 btw
Chapter 5 noelle's discord chats will leak
>>550390401What if it's a neet femanon that smells good and has great hygiene? What then? Would that make it not be horrible?
>>550390374Yeesh, I hope it's at least muscle which I doubt>>550390431>GeneticsYeah, that's on you, should've studied more>>550390434He sounds like a loser, also why do you think I'm a femanon? I could very easily be a gay man.
>>550390003amazing.i don't.end of discussion with no point of contension left.i don't care you use it, but i don't and never will.
>>550390765
still funny how tasquebrap tries to cozy up to krautsie while the latter acts like a brick wall
>>550390765>Yeah, that's on you, should've studied moreWHAT? then what's hard to you?
Stop being mean to berdly
>>550389916Why you on 4chan then
>>550390765>>550390431>geneticsit's 70% nurture, 30% nature.sauce: my dual phd psychiatrist. one in autism, other in criminal psychology. (she was a prison psych)normie speak: your nature matters, but even a neurological psychopath (cannot feel empathy, at all) can be made in someone that's at the very least ''ok'' Opposite, natural empath, peaceful individually can be corrupted into the biggest faggot you've ever met. conclusion: stop your bitch crying and use DETERMINATION
>>550390760We all know femanons don't bathe
>>550390875He thinks all threadshitters should be in a bromance, this might be the most touristfag behaviour I've ever seen
>>550390965Thank you Noelle :)
>>550390785yeah fair, telegram? I got it for 1 friend that also hates discord.
Every femanon in here is probably so chopped
>>550391301I look gud
>>550391301I'm pureed actually
>>550391301True
>>550391070Don't ignore my hypothetical :(
>>550391239>"Telegram and legit terrorists and pedo rings use that"
>>550391301I prefer them diced
>>550391301as long they're not feminist level fat I would.>>550391493hint taken, fine.
>>550391135>King of Fighters out of nowhere
>>550390856I have the most evil grin possible through this screen>>550390890Idk, something like computing science, the teacher I had in that subject quite literally never taught me anything so I kinda have a grudge against it since it killed my passion for it, otherwise I'm pretty good at most stuff like organic chemistry, physics, etc.
Why does EVERY fucking avatarfag use the same 20-25 images every thread
>>550391575Nobody here will fuck you
>>550391750That's how avatarfagging works.
>>550391301I'm sure a few of them have got to look really pretty but yeah I'm definitely not in that group>>550391406fucking kek
>>550391135>Forgot he had the name on and deleted the post in shameLMAO
>>550391925At least he showed shame. That's rare in these threads.
>>550391925>>550391590Are you ok?!
>>550391674genetics is hard because there's a lot of things that can only be figured out through memorization like the exact steps and names of everything in the krebs cycle. I did way better in anatomy because I could use logic to figure out parts and processes, especially because of the latin roots in names
>>550391925Who?
Susie will use Rude Buster Wolf on the Knight in Chapter 5
>>550392256When?
>>550392330I will bust on the Knight
>>550392473>>550392473>>550392473Move
>>550391750They NEED you to know it's them
>>550390760I would be her house husband
