Previous: >>550322576>Global Game NewsUmamusume wins Best Mobile Game at Game Awards 2025Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000mCurrent Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Manhattan Cafe (3*), Symboli Rudolf 3* [Archer by Moonlight], Gold City 3* [Autumn Cosmos]Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nakayama Festa (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SR), Curren Chan SSR [Cutie Pie With Shining Eyes], Narita Brian SSR [The Whistling Arrow's Taunt]12/17 - CyGames ID Store link-up12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* [Cinderella Grey] Inari One (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Why start a thread with that evil villain Uma?
>>550344957How the Rice Shower pow card been treating /uma/?
Say something nice about either (or both) of these uma musume.Or don’t. I don’t really care either way.
>>550345026I got my ace for the cm by borrowing it instead of KSB or Creek but I could not replicate the highroll
Fuck you GoldShit
>>550345026>Bourbon gently grasping Raisu's chin and turning her head up to look at herWhoah maybe the yurifags are onto something here
chomp
still made group A finals somehow
Digitan LOVE
>>550345026I used my ticket and crystal on creekI ended up using my lb1 rice instead because I needed power and got better results
>>550345152The thing they're gripping and racing to get it to cum is my cock btw.
>>550345026I got this run earlier on cafe.50 kita 45 sweep 45 king speed35 hishi 45 biwa 50 rice powerpower cards kept dropping triple rainbows for +45 stam +55 power all senior year longspeed cards here homophobic and only ever showed up solo most of the campaign.So to answer your question, Rice Power treats me pretty well, its my speed cards that need to be taught some manners.
>>550345026Got a copy from the free pulls. Never used it.
>>550345049Cafe is cute and strong and deserves the respect of her peers
>>550345281>used my ticket and crystal on creekSame but I still borrow Rice for POWER
>>550345026I pulled one, used it for a week while I borrowed Riko, then finished the Riko/Rice spark for a Riko and haven't touched it since
>>550345392Return on investment will happen soon2 more days for Kitasan too
Cafebros do you bring a medium spark for her career or do you just tough it out with med B?
im not gonna make it to group A....
Brutal mogging
>>550345191I love Stinky WindoSuch a cute retard
Is it worth pulling the kb banner if I already have mlb kb?
Two suns 'til I'm plum outta this here brickin'...
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>550345678Yeppers.
>>550345654you should return your account to the seller so someone with a brain can play it instead
Matched against an autumn Rudolf
>>550345592Hopefully she forgets it soon after
I want rice
>>550345678willikers
I could jerk off to Tachyon right now, it would be so easy. I want to see her reaction to me stroking point blank in her face and getting shot in the eye and forehead. If she continues sleeping, her lips are mine. I might even sniff her
>>550345678Can’t wait to get 2 copies in 400 pulls.
>>550345541It's okay orangebro! You'll get it next time, with your MLB Kitasan and full suite of SRs!
>>550345790Guinea Pig-kun wouldn't say this.
>>550345186I see this sort of thing done by motherly types or literal moms all the time but yeah, cygames is a master yuribaiter
>>550345541B 1st Place has the same rewards as A last. You're winning, right??
>>550345191I love events like this, where a freak/weird uma encounters an even bigger weirdo.>>550345186Flowers and robots have good affinity.
You can run. You can hide. Goo goo babies will find you anyway.
>>5503459461st place in B gets the gold title, 3rd in A doesnt
>>550345773I got you homie
WHAT DECKS ARE SCORPIO PEOPLE USING
>>550346026I'm going to run 2 speed 3 wit.
>BigNig Suzuka doesn't activate Unrestrained>loseThis is just front running NSM
>>550345991Who gives a shit lol
>>550345997Stop. I haven't eaten anything for 20 hours. It hurts...
>>550345773don't we all
I like this little psycho
it's over the npcumas have awoken
>>550346026Riko, 2 spd, 2 wit, rice pwr
>>550345832i blew my carats, but i hope ill get at least 1 copy from the banner since i have her at LB3 right now. thank you tho orangebwo>>550345946>highest winrate uma is 9.8% uhm...
>>5503460262 speed 2 wit Riko and Rice
>>550346107What's your address? I'll mail you a granola bar
>>5503460264 spd, riko, power rice, stam/pow sparks
Meh, 3lb is good enough
>>5503460264SPD/1STA/Riko for Doto3SPD/1WIT/1STA/Riko for Grass and Tachyon
>>550345532Any decent parent I have has a medium spark anyway
>>550346215Blue roses aren't real
How many hours till I can drop 400 pulls on visasan black?
>>550346179>Ribbon Dirge's trainer going out and buying steak for the first time since he became a trainer>Her parents bursting into tears as they watch the race together at a bar in her hometown>Ribbon herself getting absurdly excited and daydreaming about merchandise with her face on it all through ChristmasAnd all thanks to you fucking up your Dasca anon... Thank you, for giving her this chance.
>>55034638659 hours I think
>>550346269>Meh, 3lb is good enough>Meh, B finals is good enough>Meh, Open League is good enough>Meh, I quitThe pipeline
>>550345936I would hump Tachyon here, at least stick my finger in her butt and sniff it
>>550346373next you'll tell me rice isn't real
https://twitter.com/SisoRakkyo/status/2000845855675269490
>>550346490ok but where does sopping wet horse pussy fit into this
Good luck on finals, Ricebros. I hope we all win.
>>550345186Cygames are master yuribaiters and they aren't even subtle about it.
>entered a 5 dominator lobbyWow fuck off
I can win group A right?Or am I glue?
>>550346667it's all nsm rng who cares
>>550346310>JP treated its fans like muslim with all those burka alts and showing of skin will make fans hornyWHY THE FUCK IS THIS PRACTICE ALLOWED
>>550346661Incredibly excited to be a part of the problem next in Scorpio
>>550346661Only Taishin is allowed to dominate tickezo's winning tickets
>>550346638Boooooo... Stop assassinating honest golshi triple crowns, you VILLAIN
>>550346667>Used Urara guts for everyone except Goldshit
>S rank>goldshitHURRRRRRRRR AM I GONNA LE WIN???????????
>>550346582It's demons like you that lead Trainer-sans astray into jerking it to real horses.
>>550346797Unpleasant and spiritually contaminating image. Three men will break into your house tonight and sodomize you with a knife
nyoooo...
>doing cafe grinds>huh this run is going well>SM and Prof completed chains before classic year >rainbows up the ass>only ONE sleep deprived Guys…my beautiful Cafe Ace is here
>>550345152>GoldShitty
>>550346797idk people told me I'm not gonna win unless I have/borrow kitasan mlb so I was concerned
>>550346831And this is bad why?
>>550346661How strong is dominator compared to regular "hesitant style"?
>>550346909if you need to ask /uma/ for validation with a 66% win rate then I don't know how to help you but you need it
>>550346885lmao did you use a roulette to choose your skills
>>550346885>800 power >Only accel skill is NSM>Abysmal guts means losing every duel as end closers push up past herEnjoy being mogged by my Taishin, oshifag
>>550346879+30 Energy+1 Playtime's Over! Hint Lv
>>550346536I can tell you that bwo doesn't find showers real.
>>550346373Shut the FUCK up Ulala
>>550346876Subhanallah he will learn
>>550345152I like the outfit of this goldshitty
>>550346925It goes against the goddesses' will
You niggers tricked me this game has a way better gacha than other gachas.>roll Winds Gacha>close to pity>get legendary>pity counter resets>keep rolling>get another legendary>it's a completely useless cosmetic dupe
>>550347203My lord you could grate cheese on those
What is scheming..?
>>550347254>Playing gachaUmamusume should be the curious and inexplicable exception, otherwise you are NGMI
>>550347254>He fell for it
>>550347254We told you broChinese pity systems are straight up scams
>>550347220AMEN!!!
>>550347254Go play kimchi gachas to understand the definition of generous
>>550346925like trainee like trainer, i suppose..
>>550347072it's 56% winratethey didn't run full 80 races
>>550347254the speed at which characters release in this game makes it pretty much impossible to get every single character you like unless you have really specific strict tastes
>my shitter necked out this actually built aceI love gambling
>>550347112>>550347125I thought they were neat…
>3 dominators activate on the spurt>everyone slows to a crawlI am already not looking forward to Scorpio
>>550347418Game has too many good characters I dont know who to pick anymore
>>550347254Yeah dude I love *checks notes* pity counter not transferring between banners, a completely useless consolation currency and a full pity costing as much as the phone you’re playing
>>550347469Anon... Use gametora and the simulator to see when things trigger & when you need them...
>>550347485Is Dominator vision based or just hits everybody?
>>550346885It's On! should be fine if timed perfectly. I once had a Rice proc It's On! just right before late-race and won
>oguri image attached
>>550347562Everyone in front of you
How does dirt work? There are horse like urara that are sprint and horse like el that are for longer tracks but they are all in dirt. So what length are the dirt racesAlso what length skills should i give this el? Medium?
>>550346885Have you been playing since the creek banner? Abysmal luck on your SR dupes bud, tough break.
>>550347469Don’t listen to these subhuman troglodytes, anon. I like your Cafe and I think you did a good job!
>>550347376And play FGO to see the epitome of gacha greed
>>550347621TT dirt is always miles
Why's mayano in some ad for cingray?
>>550347519Accept that it is gambling Accept that you don't always get what you want but you can never miss out on anything
>finally run into another Air Groove>it's an anti-pace-promote debuffspammersad to see
>>550347732uh why did maruzensky and mayano fuse
>>550347469Your cafe isn't that bad. She still has NSM, Curvature, Swinging Maestro and enough stamina to live. Those are all the "requirements" to boost your winning chances this cup. Her unique is a good combo to It's On! and the only time you'd lose for sure is missing maestro
>>550346885>>550347469The Stamina + Guts is really skirting the line, especially if someone else happens to run a Cafe with Siphon
>>550345026Double sparked 2 Rice to flb it (got Riko flb in process). I run it everywhere. Pic related says it all.
>>550347732That girl is the one who wins Prix de Arc de Triomphe for Japan, show some fucking respect
>>550347732Mayano was so good they made Mayano 2
Teio a cute!
>>550347254The only thing unfair about Uma gacha is how some support cards need to several copies to be usable.
>>550348010Some? You can count the SSRs that are usable below 3LB on one hand.
>>550347936hasn't japan lost the arc for years now? did they finally get a win?
my schizo wife so cute
>>550347968Mayano 3 even
>>550347936>It's another "the euros finally respect us when we beat them at their own game!" wish fulfilment pieceRumao
>>550347254I hate genchink copies to the core. Let me have an actual MMORPG where I can meet other people around the world and not the whole game being a single player but online
>>550346667You can, just pray for decent matchmaking RNG
>>550347732Wtf bigger MayanoOkay Im saving for Royal FamilyBut give me a qrd on her >>550347936
Can’t wait!!!!!!!
I don't feel very confident about the CM finals dspite having a decently high win%
Sex with the mayanos
>borrow MLB shartkura baxin o instead of MLB bigo begacus :DDDDD>runs go to shitlast time i am listening to this shit general
>>550347793>>550347915Hmm, then I’ll go back to grinding, this time for Scorpio. I may have thrown that Cafe into the final entry and am now in B finals, but I’ll take your advice to heart, especially for more Accel skills
I'm thinking SEX.
>>550348353whys she trying not to laugh thats disrespectful as fuck
>long S is a requirementwrong, stat checked by the power of love
>>550348335
>>550346667>>550346773>singular Urara Guts being ranIs the TE + Scenario Link interaction that good? I see her pop up in people's deck like that from time to time
>>550348409If you ever need copium. Some anon lost to this
>>550348441I’m Sirius-ly going to put a ring on her finger!
it's not cheating its quality of life
>>550346667Oh hey someone is also running that setup
>>550348562>tfw this isnt that much worse than the mayano ive been runninghaha...
>Go 1/5 and 2/5 during all my NA hour runs>Do my runs during SEA hours (now) cause I forgot to do them last night>Constant 5/5Was that the secret all along?
>>550348583You should eat your veggies retard
>>550348583anon nyo!
>>550348562Thank you for the copium anon. We have several hours after round 2 so I can see about making another cafe with slick surge and stamina siphon. Might be too late but I want the Oshi win
>>550348661Kawakami would say this.
>>550348514not them but I used Urara on all my ace decks. Her card is just too good to pass up. 15% TE, back to back energy recoveries chain, her 2 stray events are also energy recoveries, and a juicy +10% Race Bonus. I'm F2P too so it helps a lot.
I kept mindlessly clicking next match and ended up using two attempts with carats aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>550348641ur winning because this is who (what) you're fighting around these hours >>550348583
>>550348641Opening round NA hours2nd roundSEA hoursWhy do you think that VFraud is doing late runs for? To pump his WR obvious
>>550348701
Forgive me but who is the guy always pictured in posts like this? >>550344414I see him all the time but youtube has never recommended him and I do like juicy drama. I would rather hear drama than anything else, frankly. Who is it?
>>550348583if you believed this you wouldn't be attention whoring over it
>>550348696Just saying this from my experience but I find slick surge to be weak. I'm not sure if you would want to take it but siphon would be really nice
Sex with Buena
>>550345026I she good? Haven't been rolling for cards since ever..was holding for Kita Blacked, but then Rudolf came, cracked dad jokes and drained me a few carrots. Didn't even check what her card gives. Why is she good?
>>550347469There's room for improvement but it looks good bro
>>550348562if you need some real copium i won with this
>>550348820found the /vmg/ gachadrama retard
>slick surge is weak Then I will find another
>>550348321For what?
>right on cuehide stub I guess
>>550348972ENDBROS OUR RESPONSE?!?!Actually how the fuck
>>550348946She's the Creek for medium
i dont wanna be matched against S teams bwos...both in CM and in TT
>>550349028Nta, but the S Golshi probably took the lead too early which prevented her from proc'ing her unique and NSM, while his uma's got to proc NSM. It's really just a NSM cointoss simulator
>>550349137TT S-ranks are witmax/gutsmax frauds CM S-ranks are beatable if you hit NSM and it's guaranteed (You)s if you post them itt
>>550349137S teams in TT are just point farmers.
>>550344957Regarding Sexo Rudolph, did she release unerfed? If so? Why? It makes no sense taking into account that Cygames already got the data from JP. Are they really nasty jews to the point of nerfing a paid character a second time?
>>550348783Shamefur... Teio even explains in the anime that an undefeated streak is worthless, if you're just choosing to face jobbers, and that's why she wanted to race mcqueen at the tenno sho for her return.
>>550349028i'll show you the great equalizer to beating whalesurara front
>>550348972I imagine that Ryan shouting https://youtu.be/MXfWLf9_dbo?t=3 while she accelerates from 0 to 100 in a matter of second
>>550349229What is digital’s opinion about sex in her racing silks preferably after a race? Post wedding, just have some steamy training foreplay, get all sweaty, then have clothed sex on the turf
HOLY SHIT BROSuma just awakened a memory in meanyone member that fucking horse shampoo that got popular because people figured out it works for humans too?
>>550348783
>>550348978I literally admitted in my post that yes, I enjoy drama and that I don't know who it is. Congratulations, you got me. Who is it?
I've been running Tickezo. Her unique procs a lot with the buff. It's a guaranteed final straight unique at its current state.
>>550349397That’s the guy who raped a mare
>>550349397I'd answer you but you'll read it in the most ESL sentences as possible
>>550348701She probably actually would.
>>550349459Hope ur building her for the next cmI just too lazy to make another ace
>>550349501I can and would without hesitation eat a bacon cheeseburger.
>>550349028>>550349204>>550349356she never pumped. just ran. that's fucking horse racing right there. none of that p2w mlb kitasan ass dick tuggling no stopping me spurt bullshit. umas run, umas duel, umas chase. fucking hard core dick in the ass running to win fucking run it chase it game time shit.
>>550347220>cross looks like Theh
>>550349382this one?i think my mom used this
>>550348972>it’s PUMPING TIME!>NO RYAN NO
DING DING DING DING IT'S THE 3RD DAY REMINDER
>>550349392Global fraudchecked this guy so badly...
>>550349528I'm considering it. I'm still weighing whether I want to run Air Groove or Tickezo for my 2nd ace slot. There's something funny you can do with Air Groove and final corners, which is going to be key in Scorpio. But, Tickezo can easily get all the late surger velocity skills she wants.
>>550349594YEAH THAT ONE HOLY SHIT
Image unrelatedhttps://jiggie.fun/VK_xbZhttps://jiggie.fun/VK_xbZhttps://jiggie.fun/VK_xbZ
>>550349536Aight I'll get into typing. Let me just finish this career
>>550349547We could tell as much from your result screenshots. Post the full race or break down who proc'd what who didn't / why
>>550349716Frontrunners are a menace next CM, Bignig and SHag
Helios is a bad influence...
>>550349594I use this, it’s pretty good (for my hair at least) and is actually formulated for human use too
>>550349594I remember this. My mom also used it and made me use it saying it's better and gives better results. I do wonder when did we stop using it, it kinda just went out of trend suddenly.
>>550344957>that riceholy fucking shit
POP QUIZis the white braid thing part of pretty derby's hair?or is it a removable accessory
>>550349761i didn't record it since i didn't think anyone would care. just screenshotted it cause it was funny.
>>550349459The issue I've noticed with mine is that half the time she's not in the position to proc it (needs to be in the lead). She needs THH set-up to make it work more reliably
>>550349820>Helios is a good influence
>>550349635mambo danchou here, just did the needful
>>550349872a jp update finally had them remove their head gear during the hot spring scene she takes it off
>>550349872I thought it was part of her hair, turns out it's actually accessory. I saw bald Spe once during her JP onsen or pajamas scene or something.
>suddenly sit bolt upright in bed realising I won’t be able to use my ssr Suzuka on the uma herselffUCK
>>550349397Charles Victoria. Go watch his channel if you want to know why anons piss and shit themselves when he comes up
>>550349963>>550349970what the FUCK
CHECK YOUR GIFT BOX
>Wanted to get off to that trashy Ryan video before going to sleep>Toy isn't turning on properly anymore and shuts down with each button pressI guess I'll fall asleep the long way...
>>550349970it seemed obvious to me, it's like the shrine paper in totoro. I'm not even a high level weeaboo, it's just a japanese thing.
>>550350138slowbwo...
>>550344957How do anons even get those huge ass stats during URA cup? Even using Kita's cards, and maxing the bond training bonus of other cards, I could only get my Tachyon at maximum, 600ish on speed, 500ish on stamin and around 500ish on Wit before reaching the Ura qualifiers. Felt I had to little time to train, races were one after the other, and just training ate a good chunk of Tachy health, couldn't train much in a row, even with the Perfect Training buff, injury rate was high even with bond training
>the director is a leafI feel betrayed
MLB Kitasan can't come soon enough
>>550350278post a screenshot of one of your better umas with the deck used to train them included and I will try to advise you properly
>>550349872>>550349963>>550349970>Spe is baldingLmao, is she the first bald gacha protag?
>>5503502784 speed cards and SC for stamina. You needed good parents.
When does Chronogenesis update? Is there a specific time or cutoff for it?
>>550349594Yeah my sister and countless girlfriends have used this
>>550349946Liar!
>>550349594>uma version is ningen women realizing they can use this too
>>550350382is this enough stamina for runaway?
>>550350517maybemaybe notIf Kitasan did her job I would've clicked stamina more
Guys , which unique useable for cm7 ?
>>550350278I never understood how people were getting 14,000 ratings or whatever, but as a non-paying player with fully leveled cards I was able to consistently get 10,000 without too much trouble. If your cards are leveled up then you should be able to hit 1200 in at least one stat, for one thing. Like, as an especially simple example, if you take six high-level speed cards (even if they're not considered the best ones by experts) and train Bakushin on almost nothing but speed, then she should be able to hit 1200 in speed.
>>550349747aniki I await your lore dump eagerly
>>550346649more like they know how to build threesomes
>>550350382You don't need Swinging Maestro if you want to greed, this survives just fine
I think there might be NEETs in my club...
Daiwa Major when
>>550349536It's "Victoria Frontier". To why he's so hated in here, it's because he's hypocrite and been caught gaslighting a lot of times.He's become mainly mainstream because every time he makes a guide for global he flaunts his "F2P" "90% win rate" in his thumbnail combined with a "JP player". One of his earliest drama is inside his discord and against another sloptuber (https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx98SnoN8g1Qu3qNbb1TIdiS3vprHO7X5L) when he was caught straight up lying about how downhill works, when he was corrected, he then corrected himself that it's "super small window" after saying "it doesn't". He of course found out about this post but instead of owing up or apologizing, he just reasoned "hurr durr I'm tired and have no sleep because of classes and a very long ass excuse that doesn't matter"He was making decent guides for Taurus and Gemini (he was already gaslighting during Gemini that it's fine to sacrifice speed over max stamina and 2~3 gold recoveries but it's still fine this time since it's still early in the game and only few skills would matter), but since he keeps losing, his guide slowly becomes gaslights and started whaling. Just like with CM3 where he downplayed Falco very hard to the point no one knew about Falco's potential. You would expect him not to use Falco, right? Nope. He's using her during that cup and whaled her. He won and claimed that "OSHI GAMING IS ALIVE" even though the other one he was matched up with simply didn't activate her Groundwork.Next is his nonstop shilling of Rice Riko banner. This went for a very long while until another ACTUAL JP player released a guide that Rice Riko isn't a priority and can be a skip. He went on a meltdown after he watched the video and even made fun of the JP player from time to time.He ultimately didn't whale the Rice/Riko banner and only went to 1LB Riko. He also downplayed SSR Wit Nature card which he ultimately whaled into MLB. There are more but these are the important ones.
>>550350797Your Groundwork bwo?
>>550350797Does she win though
>>550350620ONLY Matikanefukukitaru's and Vodka's. All others are actually completely ineffective then, due to a bug.
>>550350385Gimme a sec, booting my pc rn>>550350389>>550350623So shoving a bunch of same attribute cards is the goal? Thought the bond training bonuses didn't stack, cause I only saw Kitasan Blacked there, Biko simply disappeared from speed training after maxing bond with KitaI used Biko and Kita speed cards, that Bourbon power card, the anniversary stamina card, the Kiryuinn trainer card (Are those bond cards even useful besides the cute fluff you get?) and The Daiwa wit card
>>550350845CUTE
>>550350881Yeah, but Dominator makes things harder
>>550349397A sloptuber who mainly do umamusume content and an "oshiplayer". Everyone also clowned his ass because he chose to drop out of college to do umamusume streams
>>550349994Thats what the Maruzensky card is soon for. You now understand why Valentine Bourbon is cracked up.
what's the meta for CM7 my fellow umadacchis?
>>550350845How did you do that
>>550350915Yeah stacking works fine. They won't always all appear in the same training area, but they don't push each other out or anything.
>>550350871I got unlucky on my inspirations and I'm not running Dumb Falcon
>>550350986Honestly in the current economy it's probably the smarter play
>>550350845they have to get FRAUD impact first since they're the same gen
>>550350870>He was making decent guides for Taurus and GeminiLolno. It was gaslight even back then. Dude is full of shit. That's why this thread latched on to Witgod so fast, because he's credible.
>>550350986>he chose to drop out of college to do umamusume streamsI beg your fucking pardon
>>550351069The main one that got his ass clowned isn't just that but the fact he said he plays umamusume for more than 12 hours a day
>>550351150UMAGROK IS THIS REAL
>>550351068bricked
>>550351035Bignig, Taiki, SHag
>>550351150How did you do that!!!!!
what is the good acceleration skills for scorpio cup? I want to be lategamblerchad again...
>>550351215umagrok is not real
>>550351035just going to remake my CM4 team with Kitasan
>>550351241oh so front is back huhthanks
>>550351035Rice Shower is always meta
>>550351360why is ai slop always so bad
>>550350870>He went on a meltdown after he watched the video and even made fun of the JP player from time to time.He also went on a meltdown because witgod claimed that XOguri is THE meta and a MUST pull. His argument around this time doesn't even make sense https://files.catbox.moe/zlxzhw.mp4
>>550351360why is ai slop always so good
>>550351318Ryan & Dober should be nice>>550351397You are just angry about nothing.
Groceries don't pay for themselves
>>550351431This is his staple JP CM team btw
>>550350870yeah im thinking mr vf is based as fuck
>>550351360thank you clanker
>>550351547but she has money...
>>550350198what video....
>>550351547OVER THE LINE
>>550351547this post is the first time I've felt bad about this sort of thing. That does not feel good. I can't tell whether I've grown up or gone soft.
>>550351374in our hearts
>>550350870To be fair Riko was really important and even witgod is using it in every build but you also didn't need to blow eveything on her banner since MLB R worked fine. Everyone was just retarded when it came to this card.
>>550351651Mister Cuddlebug…
>taiki inherit is good againBut her affinity is so shit...
>>550351765abuse g2 spam before they fix it
>>550351719or just borrow a whales mlb if you already had mlb kitasan. the mechanic changes basically made the rice card obsolete.
>>550351719The thing is he was pushing everyone to MLB Riko
I should quit the game at this point.
>>550351686not wanting to shag kids is normal, mate
>>550351819I'd rather they just fix it so G1s aren't shit
>>550351819I thought only G1 matters?
>>550351879because you weren't able to max out speed on a run with no medium S?
>>550351360Sucking yo tiddies
>>550351885yeah I know but likeit never made me feel bad, it was just there like mosquitoes or sunburn, environmental hazard
>>550351929g1 matters for white spark, but both g1 and g2 gives affinity bonuses. later gets fixed in MANT.
>>550351860Damn Im using like 0LB Riko all this time and won last CM
>>550351360i look exactly like this
>>550351929currently everything counts but it's only worth 1 point of affinitythanks to MANT jacking that method of boosting affinity through the roof they nerf it so that only G1s count but they're worth 3 points instead
After getting good parents and some decent initial training boost, should I just fish for easy races instead of training? Feels I am always behind with skills
>>550352010hot
>>550351879you need more power for a miler bro
Should I really make a Taiki medium parent if I'm just running Taiki herself?
>>550352083it's as confusing to me as it is to you
>>550352001I've seen lots of variations of this meme and you retards always forget to rhyme the retire part
>>550351719I got lucky with the freebies given and I got a 2LB SSR Riko and seems good enough. Some people should really try whale MLB borrows in multiple test runs before they make drastic decisions during support card banners.
>>550352083wow u got me good
Daiwa is obese
is it worth upgrading nice nature to star 5?
Newbab here, how tf does Awakening works? Sometimes my Uma has lv 3-4 awakenings by the end of her campaign, and sometimes she enter her senior year still at lv 1.Also, do trainer dates help your Uma or they are just fluff?
>>550352203*big boned
>>550352250Do you like her?
Can we do a Christmas Derby?
What the fuck winning ticket got slick surge+2 + position plifer +2 for 15 energy in her event now?
>>550351719now that I have MLB Maya I should probably at least test not using my cope Riko but it's so much nicer having 6+ efficient mood ups
>>550352250If you want Nice sex yeah
Keep grinding those Suzukas dacchis
I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about vf. u wouldnt say this shit to him at the track, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>550352134Just try it you got 2 weeks, good luck with the skills though
>>550352340I have some respect for him for ruining Vivlos. She was always the worst sister out of that trio.
>>550352340Man I'm cool, I never said nothing about that, I mean I've never even PLAYED Virtua Fighter
>>550352340>[brown noises]???
>>550352396Why is Tachy trying to inseminate the camera man?
>yall
>>550352340shut up and marry me sweepy
>>550352272in Aoharu, you need around 70k fans for both awakenings around march and 110k for the one on christmas, the amount of fans goes down by like 20k if your uma only runs in sprint or dirt
>>550352340>hes jacked.Meanwhile Witgod
>>550352098>>550352023There's a million of g2/g3 races though... Do you just try to overlap the races with the other legacy/parent?
>>550352492Why is protein always the thing people shill the most?
>>550352396WTF?!
>>550352579I’ll throw her in that pot if she keeps looking at me like that
>>550351765ENTER
>>550352540>>550352647uggy~
>>550352340witgod could rape VF one-handed
>
do not respond to the eceleb minions
>>550352570Inari Juan is so cute
>>550352570because chicken breast gets really fucking boring after you've run through every recipe that fits your diet and you will do fucking anything to get your protein from something that isn't canned tuna or boneless skinless chicken breast.
Does this NSM bullshit carry into Scorpio CM? How come Virgo wasn't full of NSM gambling anyway?
>>550352647Ma'am you're in public. Have some decency
I want to see /uma/ to take turns on intense stamina training with my daughterwife
>>550345026i get more Swinging Maestros from her than Creek
>>550352682eh?
>>550352647what's her hand doing down there?
>>550352762>he doesnt know NMS is meta every cm now
>>550352762It wasn't patched yet at that time
>>550352396I just want Tama and Mambo already so I stop using Goldship and Taishin already.
if you can tell the relationship of each line then you're too deep into JP horse fuckery and need to get outside
>>550352272>Also, do trainer dates help your Uma or they are just fluff?You're talking about stuff like the Kiryuin card again? Dates with those characters, so far, usually increase mood and energy, and sometimes they provide other bonuses like skill hints. I mean you can see what they do when you choose them. They usually help more than normal recreation would, but not always.
>>550352682maya wakannai
>>550352841it's just their family line bro it's not that deep
>>550352762NSM is a must have skill for most medium and long races, sprint and mile races have the umas spread out mid-race/last spurt and therefore its harder to proc.
>>550352841all of these are really fucking easy tho?
>>550352841is not that hard when anons constantly joke about oyakodon and shimaidon
>>550352801Mayano Top Gun is a good uma you creep!
>>550352340now post the grocery store one
>>550352492>goes to the gym regularly>has a job>still manages to research and create guides for F2PsThe downside of this is that Witgod most likely does not have a girlfriend/wife.
Alright bwos, guess it's time to move to France. Been a good life, to hell then
>>550352801>that ear ornament placementthis isn't mayano, who is this?
>>550352817>No Mopping Stee!
>>550352939>>550352975some are not part of the family
>>550352983what's wrong? I bet everyone here has used her at some point
>>550353004He also draws all of his thumbnails
>>550352682>big loli>loli>semi loli>actual loliShit tier list
>>550353030Hanayo in mare mode
>>550352817>No Man's Sky
why is she a "big loli"?
>>550352841>If you can't tell the relationship>It's literally written BLOODLINEBro...
>>550353136she's a big girl
https://files.catbox.moe/yjqrhq.mp4this gen was bugged but the output was cool, it looks like the pov of someone with astig and in the dark. genitals btw
>>550352682How the fuck do you look at Kitasan and think "yeah that's a loli"
>>550353172not for you.
>>550350445Liar! "boyfriend" was a flatlining nigger and just got b&fuck all of you
>>550353195her body is obviously isn't but she act like actual hyperactive middle schooler
the thing in the middle is a loli for me
>>550353012>picks french uma to train>gets transported to franceYour own fault
>>550352808She is trying not to pee her pants
>>550353202I fucking love these type of pictures. Just imagine how warm and cuddly she is after a race/training.
maya is big
>>550353202Nice to know they installed heatsink parts to her
>>550353195I think it moreso translates to "mentally a loli"
Cancer Cup>66% wr>God A+ rank Falco wins 53%>doesn't proc A&S in the one race that matters, group A finals 3rdVirgo Cup>81% wr>God S rank Taiki wins 70%>refuses to accelerate in time in the one race that matters, group A finals 2ndLibra Cup>61% wr>decent A+ rank Golshi wins 55% (only end closer i could build)>...it's happening again, isn't it
This is the comfiest feeling on the planet
I grabbed two savory snacks after hitting the gym
Are you ready for your first Ms Victoria?
>>550353465I grabbed 3
>>550353223Mhm nyoo, nothing ever happens.
>>550353474>he doesn't knowlol
>>550351719Not being able to borrow mlb Rice sucks. I got one (1) copy of R Riko and 0 SSR Rikos during the banner, so every time I run Aoharu, I usually wind up borrowing her. I tried borrowing other cards like mlb Kita (I have 0LB kita for 48 more hours), but Riko produces the most consistent results. I drool at the idea of running power Rice on Golshi but that's just not going to happen
>>550353465hey its me im gym
>>550352682why is gran a copy pasted kitadoes umas have their own saberface problem
>>550353532I was gonna compliment the flowers but realized it was ai sloppa
>>550353202Why did he have to draw Rice for footfags...
>>550353532the superior Curren
Why are Dia’s sleeves so long? Is she stupid?
>>550352682>digital>actual lolialso tamamo is mature enough
Gyaru McQueen
>>550353612If you sub-AI tardbots said "AI" without following it with "slop" would your program crash, leaving your bodies to starve to death?
>>550353474Its next year Libra not this year's Libra
>>550352852Yes that, I really thought the dates wouldn't affect my Uma mood due to them having a different UI in the selection screen and your buddy having their own affection rank
>>550352340All these replies not recognizing a classic copypasta... grim
>>550353583>posts nothing>pretends he made a pointfuck off dramanigger
My plan for next CM:Rice Daughter paceGolshi endRudolf late debuff1 recovery just to double them as TT horseThoughts?
uma musumees dont sweat
>>550353825I compliment AI arts when it's due but I call it sloppa when they're fucking horrible
>>550353795Gyaru Festa
>>550352647Does japan know about Secretariat and how Agnes looks like him? If yes then is there any fanart?
Sex with Verxina
>>550353509sugoi
>>550353889even more grim is reading it and not realizing that it is a copypasta
>>550353895Okay I will
>>550353914>compliments any art made by clankersthat's where you went wrong
>>550353448true
>>550353532
>suzuka silence has smaller tits than teenagers>opera o has smaller tits than teenagers>probably have ripped abs because athletes My favourite fucking archetype
>>550353889Yeah I thought most people here were fellow ojisans but I guess there’s a bunch of younger posters as well.
How an interaction with those two play out? Why Meek looks totally retarded tho?
>>550354078tiny luna....
any clubs with a spot open?
I need better cards...>No MLB creek>No MLB vodka>No MLB F.MAll I got are SRs and 2 MLB Speed cards
sweepy love
>>5503541721. Don't join now, you need to join a club before 14th to obtain the monthly reward2. Club usually will kick inactive member after a new month, wait.
>>550354089
>>550354198kita rerun in 48 hours, anon.....
>>550354152there is nothing going on below her earsno thoughts, head empty
>>550354198Vodka is op at 0lb thoughbeit
>>550354063Honestly some are worth complimenting like thesehttps://litter.catbox.moe/ditlr8.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/9tqrlz.png
>>550354239I will become her familiar
>>550354078>>550354157I want to cuddle my emperor
>>550354309I got MLB Kitasan and Bakushin but I am still bound to using my other mediocre SRs
>>550354239>>550354340Is Sweep just Louise?
>>550354198having MLB Kitasan is already better tham most people, asking for more requires being a paypig
>>550353270>Japan Cup is her retirement race>Already have all the sad goodbye and farewell party>Meet her at the hotel one last time>Get raped.....fuck this, she's going to be the first ever pregnant winner of Japan Cup
>>550354330Teio... your umanko....
>>550354314M-masaka…
Bourbon...
>>550354412that's also the first character I thought when I saw her the first time lol
>>550354109It's funny how the anime pretty much solidified that Oguri would have a fat fuck powerlift polish shape while Tamamo cross would be this jacked petit menance
>>550354412As if any of these young whippersnappers knew who Louise is
rabirabu
Happy Meek is very cute and must be treasured!
>>550354493Rice really changed the moment she knew she could overpower her trainer...
>>550354647I miss her
>>550353385holy fuck vf really has rice's hair kek
>>550354663thats a big mouth
>>550354401>has MLB Kita+Bakushin>complainskill yourself
>>550354640What the heck!?
>>550354647I always forget that Aoi fucking tests Meek's training regimen herself
>>550354663VIVLOS LOVE
Reminder that Admire vega and Digital power SSRs are coming in February and are good power cards that will last you at least a whole year if you don't have Vodka MLB>>550354786Nyo!! Good luck on your Kita pulls tho
Fitting end
>>550354412....basically
>>550354861>p*wer cards
>>550354401That sounds like a massive skill issue
>>550354876Natie is really pretty
>>550354493until she blue screens
>>550353659this is ai generated
>>550354973you are ai generated
>>550354709
>>550354709Forced Umapyoi…
>>550354973it isn't. that's NingenGokko, been drawing peak uma art for years
>>550354568>>550354609>ZnT author wanting chamber of secrets hermione to insult and abuse him >>>>>Sweep Tosho’s hot mare ass
>>550354401>>550354198Kitasan reroller squirming for more power after realizing his only advantage is gone in less than 48 hours kek
>>550354929Power cards fucking rock, also there's literally no good stamina cards in 2026 besides of Mejiro McQueen's and Palmer's and they are all in late 2026
>>550354709>"I'm sorry onii-sama sorry sorry sorry sorry">Rice says as she -pins you on her bed and starts desperately ripping your clothesI can't believe my little sister would do such a thing
>>550354412>Sweep T fucking died because of the britsAn impossible thing to happen, but will be interesting
>>550355017the room doesnt make sense why does the door frame go past the corner
>>550354840Hell yeah imouto fuckers
>>550354709Rice would stop if you said no
My WR is 67%
>>550355198humans make mistakes beep
>>550355198It's out of focus, couldn't it be a cabinet or something? So it extends into the room which is why it blocks the corner.
>>550354861Huh, Digitan is just Rice Shower. I have Vodka LB1 but I can't bring myself to use power cards without +1 stamina
>>550355117You may not believe me but I lucked out on Kitasan and didn't have to reroll
>>550355265Vivlos is pure compared to that demon
>>550354445is there a way of hooking a translator to this game or do I need to know chinese?
>>550355272heh 6 7
>>550355269that's why she would cover your mouth first
honse
>>550355337and yet you're still complaining
>>550355403The best you can get for now is auto google translate if you get the correct file from the git
>>550354961
>>550355281ok why is the bottle not opened and the water is not leveled. this sort of mistake can only be done by chatgpt prompters and not real artists
>>550355450Yeah?
How many hours until kitasan
>>550354809No wonder Meek loses. She is scaled down to a n*ngen power levels.
>>550355337>lucky piggyeven worse
>>550355327Sorta but that Friendship bonus and Mood effect is juicy>>550355454That's just how humans are
>>550355535is almost as ai feed from human art
So did you make it to the winners' finals?
Would you pop your first Spirit Bomb cherry on Power? Or are you gonna greed until it lands on Speed?
>>550355525
>>550355728
>>550353474You don't watch/unlock it unless you win 1st, this is why anons recommend group b finals for better chance of unlock
>>550355807
>>550355675It's all up to RNGesus now but I want to get Kafe her ms victoria
>>550354640SINCE WHEN DID ORANGERABI COME OUT
>>550355721Depends on the deck, if I'm aiming for power then yeah
>>550354412Does Sweep love toreina?
>>550355728Its going to be vodka dad isnt it
>>550355546
>didn't make it to A finalslooks like I'll have to pay for some VF coaching...
>>5503552726767 67 67 676767_+#)ri_(m)#upor<{e()m UHGPIw
>>550356016>I showed you my tongue please respond
Rice respects the power imbalance
>>550353474I hope my Daiwa wins instead of gold shitto
>>550355927every magician love her familiar
uphill downhill situations on scorpio?
>>550355124Would you get fired if you got raped by your Uma? Sounds like a loophole if not.
>>550355675It's impossible not to even with 50% winrate.
Is this true bwos??
>falling for the power>wit gaslightYou do know, similarly to gold recov being ~200 stam, each midrace gold velocity proc = ~200 power. Umamusume is and will always be a wit game
I got Calstone and Durandal
hmm yes let's call her "big horse" in french
do not queue right now guys....
>>550356216No rednu didnt read
>>550356216source?
>>550356261it's a nice name and since normal people don't know french it's perfect
>>550356368?
>>550356216I would prefer for my balls to be pulled in 4 cardinal directions by horses than watch any non-official gacha game content on YouTube or anywhere else
>>550356453
>>550356216With VF I learned you have to watch his streams and not his videos, for some reason he just says completely different shit in his vids compared to his streams
>>550356453MY EYES
Once I MLB Kitasan does this stop happening to me?
>>550356436she doesn't seem to be against it
>>550356572No. But it will probably happen less
>>550356216the only acceptable videos are seriru's and even he's mostly hit or miss reminder that the gaslight doc unironically recommends you to pull for NTR
>>550356216None of these come close to the helpful anons in here, especially the ones who say to not pull kitasan black
>>550355450Hors
>>550355675Yea with 3 TT horses
>>550356572you only need 3lb
>>550356649>gaslight doc says pull for NTRwhere? put up or shut up
>>550356103I love this guy's silly Rice
>>550356260is this some restaurant promo?
How do I respond without sounding mad?
>>550356436I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU A WINNER, DAMN IT
>>550355450
>>550356905whorren chang...
If you lose/draw the first unity race, is a run basically over?
I'm already in graded B And I am still going to lose the finalsI just know it
Are Tosen Jordan fans real?
>>550357030it stunts your growth a tremendous amount yes
>>550357049I think she’s really cute.
>>550357030always go for middle option in first race unless you reach team rank E AND a shit ton of double circles on the top option. too risky otherwise
>>550357049They will be once she drops
I've been seeing a lot of cafes in my claw machines.Do they do this on purpose to make me want to roll?
>>550357049I exist, and I'll post her soundpost once I'm home
humiliation ritual
>>550357030you can still recover and get a usable run if you get good rainbow/burst RNG but your chances of getting an S rank are probably pretty low
>>550357235yes, now roll
wtf is a hachimi and why does teio say it when s
>>550357049i wouldn't roll for her but i wouldn't mind if she spooked me
run 1/1/1/1/1 in unity cup. if i lose a single one i just kill myself
>>550357049Gyaru IQ list is:1. City2. Palmer3. Helios4. TosenTosen is EXTREMELY retardedShe's only slightly smarter than Urara of all thingsWould you still love her/
>>550357252operabros... our overlord.........
>>550357320I love shit-for-brains women
>>550357235Hi, it’s me, Sunday Silence. I’ve been sending you plush toys of my daughter in the hopes that you’ll consider training her. She has a lot of potential! She just refuses to see it.
Would you have the GUTS to Umapyoi?
Palmer is my type of Gyaru, she would make a good pal
>>550357305>>550357389>>550357394It wasn't meant to be
I made it
>>550357457
>>550357457remember that today is the last day
>>550357370>She's only slightly smarter than Urara of all thingsHow can you be almost on the same IQ level as Urara
top option 3 times is gaslight you will overall get more good careers from using middle option up to 3 times
>>550357443also she's rich
>already secured my place for the finals>decide to do half of my second day races during non brown hours>gold ship, the usual garbage, whatever>do the other half during brown hours>gold ship + debuffers>check their winning record, it's not even that good compared to those that committed with a good gold shipEven more reason to think anyone from that sea hellhole are lazy subhumans.
>>550357457she's waiting in your next ten roll bro, trust
>>550357457She’ll come around, once she realizes that she can achieve so much more than what she’s doing right now.
>>550357396Su-san....Rudolf's going to have a new aunt at this rate...
>>550357624
>>550357728That's really strange because my next ten roll is on Kitasan.
>>550357396she looks like the kind of person who won’t accept no as an answer
>everyone else just dies to NN and Cafe's debuffsthis comp was funny
>>550357719I also found out today that SEA hours are an easy group A finals ticket
>>550357370of course I would.
>>550357693No such thing as a poor gyaru nonnycakes
>>550357049Tosen Jordan and Gold Ship should kiss
Shiraoki blessed me! My orange wife carried my team and me on her shoulders to A finals!30% WR
Fuck Dia
>15,000,000 CCIt's actually goated wtfDo I have to borrow Tamamo now?
Lovey dovey gyaru sex
>>550357957I wouldn't say poor but out of the 6 gyarus in the game only Palmer is rich
Bros, is pulling on the all umas banner worth it? Currently on 45k carats (30k will disappear on the Kitasan rerun banner), I know I'll have enough for a full pity (for my imoutowife Curren) by the time the all umas banner arrives including the 50 free pulls. Though I feel like I should hoard carats until grand live after Kitasan rerun... no other banners I'm looking forward to until then
>>550358128god i love whores
>>550358128The Kitasan face is timeless.
>>550356881its from a family mart collabhttps://www.family.co.jp/campaign/spot/2512_umamusume_cp_7ehUkGE.html
>>550358081Congrats mambro
>>550358175I mean, Gold City is a model, she must be making good money
>>550358175gold city must make a bit of scratch from her modeling career no
>>550358128This but with Belno
>>550358225Thx
>Is not expected to win>Those numbersI'm scared
Does Tamamo realize she gets money from winning races?
>>550358128
>>550358267>>550358269she's making money for sure but still not Mejiro tier
>>550358281She’s the kind of girl who would be insanely embarrassed and still do the public lewd things
>>550358192Anon she's just drunk, don't let her be like this.
>>550357370>Would you still love her?I'd love her more
>>550358185Mega banner is worth it if you’re able to spark to get what you’re actually aiming for. All 3* Umas are rate up’s which means you’re getting more of them, but also means it’s harder to get something specific.
>>550358468It was weird for me to learn that Belno wasn't real.
>>550358586
>>550358586Ricer Shower would say and post this.
>550358586>342x512Get a better bot
>>550358468
>>550358498You don't know that.
Choose your Satono
>>550356819
Belno has the same body proportions as Daiwa Scarlet btwPost THAT scarlet picture
>>550358857Her NY outfit is gorgeous
>>550358857They're both so fucking sex. Glory to SEGA
>>550358857I'll pick Satono Legion
>>550358857>Being the trainer of both Satonos>One of them treats you normally, the other is in heat 24/7
>>550359025Legion?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4O8Qlmw7ho
>>550358857I want Dia to rape me.
>>550358857Never work with the Satono familly, or your life is over
>>550359129i dont care much for dbd anymore but its so unfortunate that such a shitty character (gameplaywise) has such a good chase themethe mixtape addons changing theme was neat too
>>550358893fuck. If I went full cope mode I'd say that was advice only for piggies, but I'm not that dedicated.I'm not pulling on NTR, I'll triple spark the S Maru supoka because it's good for fronts, and I'll triple spark Tachyon speed SSR, then hold for Pasa
>>550359029It’s your duty as a trainer to take care of it
brian was so cool in the fleetfoot festival
>>550359248Where are your carats for oshi pulls, torena
Which uma is the most retarded ?
>>550356997that's a cow
>>550359394Tazuna
>>550359237They're alright for what they do, current DBD is overall miserable anyway
Now Playing: https://youtu.be/iddnmiV37Bc
>>550359248Piggies already have MLB biko which is better than NTR in every way
>>550359364based neicha celebrates kurisumasu all year long
>>550357394So this is you?
Any early conclusions from Scorpio rooms? What works and such?
>play Uma since release>this is the first time i will be in B finals
>>550359545Runaway SuzukaSmaruTaikiMcQueen
>>550359480HOLY CRAP LOIS IS THIS REAL
>NOOOOOPEE don't wanna not racing yada go away hmmmph FUCK YOU HAG GROOVE noppers i'm not getting in the gate cry about it stay mad L bozo buzz off cope dilate kys leave me alone yada i refuse screw o->wait... are those... brattula cunnias sneeds...?>SI PATRONA GIMME GIMME GIMME I WILL DO IT GLORY TO EMPRESS GROOVE!>YADA YADA DOOOOOOOOOO *destroys daiwa and vodka*>Eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for...
>>550359346I have 62k banked, 30k goes to kita, then I'm hoarding for the all-uma banner, will spark Maruzensky for oshi pick. Then I either spark Bourbon banner to be a metafag, or spark the all-uma banner again for Dober, oshi pick.
I will run Flash and Falco for the next CM. Who should be the third?
>>550359394Unironically Jordan
>>550359749>autumn tenno sho>
>>550359364Wife
>>550359545No matter the track and distance front still reigns supreme
>>550344957Holy tummy
>>550349547I know what this guy did because I did the same thing. heh
>>550359827Kino
whoa never saw this skill before
can you please explain to me... what is the appeal of the all uma banner? Is it not just a normal banner with no rateup at all, making it very much worse than (you)r oshi's banner?
>>550359827wait what the fuck the events aren't even about sweep in her swimsuitwe were robbed
>>550360058As far as I understand if you pity it you can choose whatever uma
goode enough to stop doing ryan parents right
Wait… the 10% bonus is in free gems…? No 10% discount?
>>550359910It's not like trainers are meant to have relationships with their trainee, no?
>>550360058You'll spark it, if you just want more umas (no backies for 3 dupe Teios tho) and/or missed to spark your uma wife banner.
>>550360016Mini (micro) Gold Ship ult but it's not very usable. But its gold version will become must-get for all end closers when it's out
>>550360058People are claiming you can get shit ton of spooks, but I think it’s retarded whalebait If you really want spooks, get it while chasing a single uma on rateup. This is still the same old 3%, there’s a reason why they discontinued this banner for a few years (it’s dogshit)
>>550359827what a waste of a wedding outfitit's like she's wearing any random dress
>>550360016actually good for disabling pace down mode and can help with proccing tail held high
>>550359749I will be running Falco as my front. I don't care what the meta says, I don't care about the oonigger Suzukas, I don't care about the "HER SWIMSUIT STRAP IS COMING OFF! AMAZING! SHE DOESN'T CARE!" merchants. GOD Umadol will win every front runner battle and proc every A&S
>>550360250What the hell is this all about?
>>550360058for us non-piggies? Just a chance to get the one banner you skipped out on because you had no carats. Or to gamble if you feel lucky.for piggies, they can just spark 4 times and get literally every uma in the game (this is the reason they never did it again)
>>550359910>have a cute gf before working as a Trainer for Tracen>after my first year with my trainee, my gf suddenly breaks up with me without explanation>get depressed and comforted by my trainee>decide to dedicate my full time to her from now on
>>550360202Not “meant” as in it is not necessary going to happen, but all uma academies are pretty much grooming centrals and Trainer x Trainee is a rather common pairing lore-wise
>Curren's gold skill is both a complete meme and an agemasen so the optimal way to use her card is to let her rape you in the first event and get playtime's overWhat did they mean by that
Witgods, hallowed be thy name.
>>550360142The URA finale sparks are great, congrats
>Want to get gold city's kimono>Also want Tamamo crossHmmmmmmmmAnniversary banner is in like 6 months?
Post something cute
>>550359825Nyo, I'm not going to America 3 times in a year just for a dirty Triple Crown!
>>550360479bwo...
>been training so many Golshis that I can tell Golshi + Mcqueen events apartdamn I need a life
>>5503607301 year anni is in 2.5 months with accelerated schedule kek
>>550360197That’s not cygenerous
>>550360826She has so many eye catching shit splattered all over her that I honestly couldn't remember the mitsubishi logo hairclip
>Horse with some of the worst luck ever had a rivalry with a rich talented horse from the same city named Easy GoerWhat hack wrote this?
>>550360131>>550360289>>550360295>>550360517Wait bwos I think I get it now... it's purpose is: if you started playing at half-anni/rerolled on kitasan rerun, you can still get your umawife who had a banner in semptember and stuff
Honestly of all improvements, being able to see what the options I pick actually do matters more than anything else in the game.
>>550360428Making your Uma wife wear her old race outfit during Umapyoi!
>>550361146Yay!
Dia is so horny and hungry for you I actually don't like her...
>>550360943Chrono SEX
>>550354647fkn kek
TWIN TURBO SEXXOOO
friendly reminder that the OP of the previous thread fucked up badly and the current thread is actually1887
My captcha is looking a bit weird...
So who do I wanna train for the next CM?
>>550360197>only shadowverse available to link
>>550360994You can blow 30k carats which is swiping the biggest pack 6 times… or spend $20 to select them in the anniversary bannerIf you drop 200 pulls on this you are getting whalebaited
Big Cafe
What the actual fuck this is spooking me.
why are canopus depicted as jobbers? They regularly place well in graded races
>>550361475Uma linking starts on the 17th, before the Kita banner
>>550361470Taikers, the beast and the hungry beast
the instinctive speed concert is seizure inducing
>>550361590They never won a G1. None of them did
>>550361470your favourites
I still have yet to use today's borrows
>>550361590None of them have won G1s. Though Sounds of Earth and Nice Nature have earned a shit ton of prize money more so than even some G1 winners funny enough
>>550361784but like Neicha was running in Arima Kinen many times and mogging G1 winners in it, that ought to count for something
>>550361802
>>550361673nice, I really need to buy carats for he banner
>>550360058It's good If you want a a lot of different umas but don't feel like committing (meaning skipping other banners to save 30k) to their specific banner
>>550361784Nature won Osaka Hai and Mambo won Takamatsunomiya though, both were G2 during their era
>>550361948Yes, if you get on the board (top 5) you still get prize money which is just as important
>>550361948Nature had a decent record but when compared to legendary horses of course it looks like nothing to write home about.
Ok but... why pull on the everyone banner at all if you're only aiming to spark one uma? The 1 year anni barely a month later has a 3* selector for 20 bucks which is worth WAY less than the 22.5k carats you'd need to spark on the everyone banner. Speaking as a F2P, it's the only time I'm willing to throw money at the game
>>550362148>Bumps you
>>550361939Nature is in fact top 5 in the list of>non-G1 winning racehorse earningsin Japan. Got kicked down from the 1st position by Deep Bond, iirc
>>550362216What the fuck is her problem
After training countless of times in aoharu. I'm starting to ask if I'm the one playing or is aoharu playing me until senior year
>>550362148>why pull on the everyone banner at all if you're only aiming to spark one uma?you don'tthe all-spark is only worth it if you have multiple characters that you want (the more characters you want the more worth it is)
>>550362305she loves you so much she can barely control herself
>>550362305She is on attack mode
My erauma looks different....
>>550362365abusive wife nature...
Why..
3 double circles + 2 single circles btw
The absolute state of this fake idol lmao
>>550362365>>550362450P-peak…
Loving relationships with gyarus
>>550362248>Deep Bond>look up his record>3 times Spring Tenno Sho runner upOh nyo nyo nyooo
>>550362248Do you have the list by any chance?
>>550362148>worth WAY less than the 22.5kYou know you can flip burgers overtime instead of wasting 50+ hours monthly on slaving for your club and preparing a CM team?
>>550355692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpeeCj0BZ-Y
Someone post that horse drinking coffee
>>550358893>>550359248He's also saying F2P players can safely skip the kitasan banner. So I don't really trust it.I'm expecting a lot of angry people in scenarios 4 and 5 who listened to him
When did the captcha change?
>>550362526bwo why are you still training golshi aces, cm7 is soon...
>>550362662Sure.>3rd place Nice Nature 619,188,000 yen
>>550358893The MANT cards look like shitty bait. What's stopping me from just borrowing a friend's when Kitasan is still the one and only premium card that exists?
>>550362862T-third. haha(mood down)
So, Seiun Maru and Taiki is the unbeatable team for Scorpio. Can I replace Seiun with Suzu? I don't have her
>>550362757Skipping Kitasan is really stupid, having that one card opens you up to borrow all the other good cards you need
how many gold stam skills fopr scorpio cuip?
Is there any horse you want as an Uma?
>>550362757a lot of creators just forget what it's like not having MLB Kita, I think. Your consistent statline goes up, and after 200 careers you just forget the boost she gives you because you're constantly experiencing it. That's the only explanation I can think of for dogshit advice like "skip Kita, MLB NTR" Unless you're talking only to and for piggies.
Rice Shower should rape me
>>550362950You’re supposed to borrow MY Kitasan, though…
>>550363068Yes, Suzuka has higher potential than Seiun she just self destructs if there is another Suzuka.
>>550362862>3rd place
>>550363068the goal of that comp is to abuse the duel mechanic on the last spurt, suzuka still works
>>550363127Meiner Fanrong>whyProduct of oyakodon (mother mated with both Golshi and Stay Gold)
>>550350385Here's my Tachy stats near the end of her campaign
>>550363068Rudolf with 3x dominator clears this team
is there a list of agemasen cards
>>550362954I need her so bad…
>>550357936>>550357719Majority of SEA arent paypigs unlike Ameripigs
>>550350385>>550363321And here the cards that I used
>>550362950nothing but I assume we will seethe at decks who have NTR+matikane+Nice Nature and shit in the MANT cms
Your decision?
>>550363417>hair down bouquetSeeeeeeex
>>550362148It’s worth it if you have multiple Umas you want. If you only have one or two that you want the it’s not worth it.
Whatever works I guess...
>>550363568Ask her friend for advice
Got Falco and Curren Whore in my team. That's rare
Dumb Falcon is actually ugly.
>>550363568I'd give it back to her. Marriage is a serious commitment and can't be based on something flimsy as this
>>550351860R Riko
>>550363568best wingman
>>550362950Kitasan isn't as good in MANT. Race bonus and initial stats are by far the most important supoka stats
>>550363840so I should run my fandeck is what you're saying?
forever my kingu ;_;
>>550350870Erzzy and co. mocked his CM1 team for being very bad and for his incompetence. He is a fraud
>>550363834I HATE HAG GROOVE
I have long accepted my Group B Third Place.
>>550363483That's an oofFor starters you need 3spd at least. Pal and wit cards are a luxury for when you can make your minimum stats in other areas and you can try to start high rolling.You're in a state where you should probably just run 4spd 2stam.
>>550363885Fukukitaru speed, NTR, and anything with 10%+ race bonus works (preferrably the handful of 15% race bonus cards, such as Nature SSR, Marvelous welfare SSR from the upcoming christmas event, and Ayabe SR from the NTR banner
generating AI slop is brown skin behavior
>>550360527>lore wiseMusaka's wife an uma?Kitahara's wife an uma?Spica trainer probably marry the ningen trainer
>>550364346>Spica trainer probably marry the ningen trainerkeep coping, Hana
how does duelling work?does the uma with the higher guts total always win or is it rng
>>550360197where's the daily pack
>>550364243Did a robot steal your burger flipping job?
Is NSM practically a requirement for anyone that isn't a Front Runner?
>>550362526I always plan races with Li'l Coco and Bitter Gas to be losses. And you know that at least one of them will be in your category, so I just try to boost and play round with the other teams to be strong.
>>550364425it's like wit checks, higher wit means better odds but not guaranteed so it's possible for a 300 guts uma to win a duel against an uma with 600 guts, just very rare of course
>>550364484you are eithera communist loseror a big nose worshipper
>>550364529Somewhat less required on pacers, mandatory on late/end from experience
>mfw I have to drag Kitasan back to Long team after every Unity race
Guess I'll brick my run
>>550364672how it feels to shove your 800spd/400stam Kitasan supoka into the unity cup long race
>>550364826Never trust Tazuna's ratings. You can still lose to Turf Queens even with all Double Circle, and you can win against an enemy team with X ratings.
>>550364069So basically I need strong legacies and MLBs before I can start using wit and pal cards? I also hear that Late surgers need Power cards, so for them 4 speed and 2 pow would be the optimal strat?
>>550364842me as kitasansweepy as trainer
This game is stupid
>>550364826>>550364918My 2X won and my double circle lost. Tazuna really cant be trusted
>>550364826Entirely winnable from experienceThe Tazuna predictions don't mean shit a lot of the time
>no Biko rerunBrehs... Should I use my items on my LB1 to get her to LB3? That 10 race bonus looks viable for MANT since I'm skipping Fuku/NTR
>>550365015mant is still 3 months away bro
>>550365031ook eek la
>>550363483>1LB welfare cardI know what you are
>>550365015You don't get 10 race bonus with LB3.
>>550365208>>550365208>>550365208move
OhRamonu is actually insane(derogatory)
>>550358128MMD KINO
>>550358128Sex with Dia
Back
>>550363418>p2wYou're just lazy and brown like the rest of that godforsaken area in our world.
>>550363483>>550364942NTA but for starting out just stick to two types of cards. Something like speed and power for sprint and mile focused Umas, and speed and stam for medium and long focused Umas. 4 and 2 is a solid place to start. It won't be optimal but it should help you start making decent enough Uma's. Then you can adjust depending on your cards and which Uma you're training
