Previous Thread: >>550405476>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>12/17 11:00 – 12/24 10:59Meru, MomijiMinoriShigure (Hot Spring)Serika (Swimsuit)>News:Christmas Livestream: https://youtube.com/live/To4kTwOHslU – 12/20 19:005th Anniversary Website: https://5th-anniversary.bluearchive.jpPatch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/609>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 12/17 11:00 – 12/24 10:59>Content:Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Outdoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 11/20 11:00 – 12/24 3:592x Commission – 12/17 4:00 – 12/24 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>12/16 After Maint – 12/23 1:59Hasumi (Swimsuit – Limited)Seia (Swimsuit – Limited)Ichika (Swimsuit – Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3302503Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/12/4th>Events:Summer Sky's Promise – 12/16 After Maint – 12/30 1:59100-Free Recruitment Event: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3302497Teatime on the Beach: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/12/teapartyMy Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myofficeSpecial Survey: https://forms.gle/4DaM3bvLkqAkvX7q9>Content:Total Assault: Hod (Urban) – 12/23 2:00 – 12/29 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 12/17 2:00 – 1/12 18:593x Bounty/Lesson – 12/15 19:00 – 12/22 18:592x Account EXP – 12/19 19:00 – 12/21 18:593x Normal – 12/22 19:00 – 12/26 18:592x Account EXP – 12/26 19:00 – 12/28 18:59
My retards
I will now sign the papers.
>>550422193
Ui content?
Bring back crazy Mika
https://x.com/moraeneukdae/status/2001053822874214440?s=20thoughts on this video?
when seia?
What do I do
>>550422570Just be yourself
>>550422486She was at her best during her revenge mission.
>>550421665>keep in mind that a lot of the time equipment is more important than levelsis it really? In the beginner guie it says level > equipment > skills
>>550422507What the FUCK SHE'S GONNA EAT ME AAAAAAAAAAA
>>550422570Hug your students
>>550422524
>>550422406Lost in her jungle
Hm, I really wanted Neru but I'm happy I got her for even easier more brain-dead set now.
>>550422507SayGAGAGA GAGAGAO GAOGAIGARGAGAGA GAGAGAO GAOGAIGAR~
Got s. Zoos from my limited selector. Feels like it could have been better, could have been way way worse. Love me some zoos though, my heart says this is fine.
I'm trying to masturbate right now.
>the other thread archived immediately>>550422629ok early on levels matter a lot, around late 70s if you slack on equipment then it will be kinda painful, I just forgot what it's like to be that new
fugsteamy newfags ww@granted i go on my phone too for reset + headpats
>>550422406They still owe me the sundress so soon
Every event needs bonus scenes at the end, like Trinity Festival and Pajama event had. Just characters doing odd things that you didn't know how to fit into the story. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW8ASVEoW2IAlso when an event has a rerun, they should be allowed to add a few more bonus scenes if they thought of something fun later on that they didn't have time to do at the time due to time limitations. Just put them as bonus scenes not part of the story.
>>550422791
>>550423018small indie company, team working on RX so stop asking
>>550422993I play THREE gatchas!
My canon wife Fuuka...
So is the BP worth it? I don't really need all those mats... I have 2 billion credits, even after maxing out 3 characters from zero to do a last day Final Restriction. I have enough notebooks to max 4-6 characters of each school (slowly building my Highlander stack), same for enhancement stones, blueprints, level up materials... I see everything in the BP and it will just add even more to my already big stash so are the pyros worth it?
>>550423159bepis
>>550422993
>>550423037
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2000823209764250106>Serenade Promenade will EOS in 15 minutes, do whatever you need to do when you still could.
>>550423159> Having to ask that question to begin withAre you stupid?
>>550423217Kei would agree with me tho>>550423290Die, pest
>>550423302m-maybe
>>550423159Yes, now buy
>>550423378
>>550423378Key wants it secretly though
>>550423283I hope mine Mine forgives me
>>550422991Got it, thanks a lot I'm still trying to level up and go through the first couple of levels much like that other anon. But I don't slack on the equipment for 3 star girls like Aru and such>>550422803Do you think it would be worth it to dump two 10 polls on seia banner? Or wait until the end of the event to exhaust all the free rolls?
>>550423159Someone mentioned its 30 rolls, and if you cross check that with the pyro per dollar thing in the rentry it's better than all the pakeji besides new player and the monthlies. And that's only the pyro valueBasically if you're looking to spend big but already slurped all the easy/expected pakeji
They should've kept Utaha flat
>>550423127I've already read the entire story when the PC client came out.
I will likely never have a woman who is attracted to me. And thats ok. Theres far more to life than romantic relationships
>>550423756die
>>550423672Just buy the 19 elephs you cheap ass
Is she good for gameplay
>>550423807uhh,no
>>550423672You probably could get her maxed when the event become permanent or just buy from Sora's shop. Mine still need 66 more.
>>550423742Do you have a link to the pyro efficiency chart? I remember seeing one YEARS ago but I didn't save it.
>>550423921Good for Tiph.And PVP.
>>550423921Gameplay?
in the minigame, i just got a 5th character card and it asked me to replace one of my existing 4 strikers, so i did, but is there no way to change them back? I don't see that anywhere in "my cards" did i just brick swimsuit nagisa out of existence?
>>550424026https://rentry.org/how2playba#whaling-for-dummiesHoping the guy that made the picture is doing alright.
>>550422993I hide BA from my profile so it doesn't show up. 100 of those Wilds plays were the game crashing, what a disaster
>>550423159isn't it 25 rolls? 20 tickets, 600 pyro (+200 if you buy CH+)>>550423695>two 10 pollsyou mean the free pulls? you can do those anytime. Or do you mean from your own stash? If so then I'd suggest you wait until you use up all 100 pulls, especially considering how strapped you are.>wait until the end of the event the event lasts two weeks but this banner lasts only a week, don't brick yourself
why did nagisa turn into steve urkel?
>196.04MB updateFor what?
>catch up on previous thread>people talking about Kasumi "ragebaiting" and intentionally pissing off IchikaHow do you have reading comprehension this bad? Kasumi has the personality of a sleazy oji-san with no sense of personal space. She's genuinely just being overly friendly with Ichika.
>>550424310
>>550423127>MTG>AvatarThey really stopped giving a shit about the IP, haven't they? I tuned out back in the early 10s and everytime I look at it they do something even faggier.
>>550424423Over 20lb of pussy & ass!
>>550424145>is there no way to change them backnope>brick swimsuit nagisa out of existenceall of this shit lasts until the end of this run, you're not perma brick, you've at most probably screwed up the run
i was hopeful to see mika wrestle with themshamelol
>>550424451How can you be so autistic to not be able to understand she's a brat?
>>550424484:Dits wonderfulso many new setslike fortnight of the tcgplease helpi cant refund my past 12 years.
>>550424182>I hide BA from my profile so it doesn't show upYou sound like a faggot that plays friendslop
>>550424464
>>550424484>They really stopped giving a shit about the IP, haven't they?Where ya been, Homer?
>>550424664Blue archive is just virtual friendslop
What's up with this stupid minigame? I ran into a big tree with 99 HP and 6 HP shields every turn that does 2 damage to the whole team. I can't beat that.
>>550424685Hina casualina
>>550424484buddy, you don't know the half of itMTG has a mandate that 50% of all sets going forward must be ebin fortnite style crossovers, I'm glad I never got into tcg my friends seem miserable
>>550424451From the first line to Ichika in the warehouse she's dripping with sarcasm, not sure how you missed that
Whew that was a tough milking session
>>550424770smoochable face
Hasumi wasn't looking at the bigger picture>got the BBQ stuff back >promised to pay the scammers back in 3 days>realization that the scammers are the thieves who stole the original BBQ stuffPrepare hell for them for the promised day.
>>550423672Your ligma, bwo?
Why does Kasumi call Ichika "babygirl'?
>>550424784did you not get any buffers?there are like a couple enemies whose whole gimmick is damage check
who's this nigress and why is she wearing little girl clothes?
>>550424909yuri coded
>>550424909Its called ragebaiting cupcake.
>>550424929news caster from the Kronos schooli have no info outside of thatowo
>>550424784you need to deal 6 damage to the tree in the first turn
>>550423127no poe 2?
>>550424929Budget cuts at the news station
>>550424784read nigga readit explodes at the end of a turn if it has no shield, just do 6 damage at once
is the battlepass pakejislop?was the event story goodslop?How was your dayslop? will slop event gheenna slopslop qualityslop?slopslop slop slop slop slop?slop slop slopslop slop slopslop Hina bobinaslop slop slop?
What's the strat for the minigame? What builds/cards are broken?Never played a roguelike deckbuilder before and I guess I suck at them.>>550422934>limited selectordoes it add to recruitment points? If so, I may save it for fes
>>550424451I hope this is bait
>>550424630>>550424829There isn't a hint of brattiness or sarcasm in the way she talks in Japanese. She acts like an overly friendly 50-year-old man.
>>550425045Finally, a good post
>>550425045shut the fuck up reisa>>550425126you could even call it ragebait
>>550422193what event this came from?
>>550424909Some of you have never gone outside and it shows, this is an example of how Ichika and Kasumi act with each other https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIhHZuwIsvs
>>550424929read your events
>>550423921yeah i'm playing for her right now
>>550425116It gives you 1 recruitment point
>>550424284No, I mean I have the 10 pull ticket. But yeah I got it. I shall wait until the end. Thanks for all the help anon>the event lasts two weeks but this banner lasts only a week, don't brick yourselfWait, so that means at the end of the 100 free pulls it actually won't be Seia's banner up anymore?
>>550424703The last time I even turned my nose at it was when they banned a bunch of "racist" cards. That was in like 2019. I've managed to ignore it until now. God damn, what a disgrace.
>>550425163I dont know how it is in JP but she's a very smug fuck in our world.
https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3218&thread=3274080Hope you fags have discord
babu hour
>>550425451you'll get the 100 rolls within a week, if I remember right on some days you'll get 20 rolls instead of 10
>>550425631Shant use twitch or discord for BA stuff
oh so that's what kayoko is wearing under the hoodie
https://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYhttps://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYhttps://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYCome join the christmas aggie, every drawing increases your roll luck
what is the prequel to the seia event i think i missed it
>>550425554What does babuslop taste like?
question!do i roll now or wait for all of the free rolls?seia is cute and summer hatsume is also cute!
>>550425631I drew the line at twitch.
>>550425631300 pyro is 300 pyro...
>>550425826dont spend any of your own pyro until after the free rolls
>Hatsume
When is BlueFes?
>>550425826If you want to maximize farming, do it now
>>550425760SEX
>Reached Round 3 Stage 7 on first runSo, I'm done with the minigame? no more reruns needed?
>>550426073Anon, your shop goodies?
>>550425734Nice, thank you!
>>550424451I think you misunderstand her character entirelyShe's not hitting on Ichika, she's trying to piss her off. Even in TTT she says things wrong on purpose like never calling Ichika by her name just to incite her, she knows her name, she just enjoys being a hater.Read her momotalks, Kasumi admits to entirely knowing what she's doing, but she acts crazy or dangerous because its easier that way, in reality everything she says is nothing but calculated. Everything she says and does is fake, while she hides behind a fake act, which is why she sees herself as the same as Ichika who also fakes her personality entirely.
Anyone have the latest raid total players chart?
What the fuck am I suppose to do with this? Just keep restarting the game indefinitely until I manage to get 10 cards in a row that allow me to kill that little shit and chip away at the big one's HP? This is retarded.
>>550426073Did you CLEAR it?If you did then just sweep for rewards.
I fucking love Justice>no verification requiredTHEN LET ME FUCKING POST
>>550426073You can sweep if you really want to. I find it fun to do more runs to see the extra interactions between characters depending on what team setups you have.
https://litter.catbox.moe/5tswxmuo3xgytywf.png
Spoil me on the new mini story since i'm not going to read it.
>>550425694>>550425775You're not a toddlercon right?
>>550426245Yeah, cleared it. Stacked buffs on swimsuit hina so she'd hit for 4 damage 2x plus the effects of her floatie
>>550425184Hot spring department club in Group story
>>550425451SSeia is a must pull for you, consider even dipping into your stash if you're unlucko, you could always read or skip more story right now. With her and Nagisa as damage buffers you'll be able to land "decently" quite quickly in raids with students you borrow from friends/club
>>550426397Ichika and Hasumi are a jobbersNobody expects the Gourmet clubSeia can driveSeia can singSeia sexoHasumi sexoFriendship always wins Yuripilled baitlovemaxxing
Is there a karin edit of the classic two wieners exploitable?
>>550426165you don't have any strikers who can deal with the rear? Like nagi or hina?
My precious desert rose.
What you should get from the shop?
>>550424527They didn't show off Mika's strength at all during the event. Was a shame
>>550426165make a better deck
>>550426661Nope. I agree with everyone else. This card game is retarded. This is literally unsolvable without getting cards to shuffle the back to the front or getting lucky with "deal random damage". Fuck this shit. That's a whole day's worth of AP just to play only to get fucked by an unbeatable battle.
>>550426780Everything but furniture
She's so pretty...
>>550426798babuhee~
>>550426780Purple wolfseggs/nimrud, blurays, gifts, furniture, pyro, eligmaDon't buy the reports or equipment stones they are ripoffs
>>550425760>Camisole and choker combo
Bros ... It's over
>>550426907>Purple wolfseggs/nimrud, blurays, gifts, furniture, pyro, eligmanew player here but what does that even do? The guide mentions to buy those artifacts every single day from the shop but i have no clue where to use them
>>550426852yeah, it's very easy to get hard-countered by the mystery fights depending on your buildkinda fucked that you can't just reset the whole run during a battle
>>550424909I read it like that one goofy cat character from that other series. I don't know but she got them big eyes and calls me pretty boy or something.
>>550426980You use them to upgrade student skills and EX level. The rarer materials are a bitch to get like the Nebra Disks
>>550427023You can restart the app
>>550427135you're a genius
>Freed from Kaiten GA hell>Do the event minigame>It's fucking Kaiten
>>550427226holy shit ibuki undertael
Make sure you're doing the mini game. sIchika is meta for Yesod.
>>550427252skipping yesod
>>550427252She gains nothing from being past 4*.
>>550427226Kaiten is the easiest boss though
post only the sexiest blue archive imagesgifs are allowed too but no webms
>>550427135It just drops you right back into the same battle when the game reloads. It doesn't put you on the stage list so you can reset it.
kokona image
>anon doesn't have the Battle Pass+ titleEmbarrassing, imagine being so poor
>>550427226>it's an absolute bullshit fight if you don't get lucky with your cards that pull someone out of the back tooseriously fuck these pieces of shit
>>550427553i want ba to EoS tho?
>>550427252Do I have to when I have maxed S.Izuna, Noa and Wappi?
can I wait to do the minigame?
>>550427512Start a new game instead of continuing
>>550427553I'll buy the pass but you will have to pry my wife title from my cold dead hands.
>>550427553wait there's a special title for getting the +pass?i should've just paid the extra 3 bucks
>>550427252Retard.
>>550427270Lopunny or Mareep would've been better, hell maybe even Jolteon and not Absol like wtf
>>550427586>don't get lucky with your cards that pull someone out of the back toohave you been flooding your deck with cards?
>>550427586Kaiten is easy. You just need to keep buffing your damage dealer and hoard damage cards until all the rangers are gone then kill the big robot in one hit. Don't bother wasting cost dealing with the small rangers.
Akane Love!C&C FOR LIFE
suimsuit kasumi sex
>>550427867i see this fat tiddy monster maid all the timeis she actually any good?or are people just horny posting with her?
>>550427703her appearance marks disaster for Sensei
>>550427636Just do it
>>550427769this reminded me of the body pillow mount in ms2 and now i'm stuck going back through old videos thanks a lot wacummo
>SHasumi is skinny like SMoeNothing that ten whole cakes, 20 cookie tins, and 3 extra-large parfaits can't fix
Greatest roll in human history
I need to beat off to Ichika
I used my selector ticket on a hag
>>550428010but i like procrastinating
>>550428024They all go to her tits, anon.
>>550428165can't wait to read all the fubukiposts complaining about the minigame
>>550422193Reminder to spam support tickets and the global twitter about giving seia her real and original jp voiceback in global.
Arata will release with her own 10 GB minigame.
>>550427586?Kaiten felt like a joke.I wasn't even thinning my deck and there was multiple ways of dealing with it, either stacking EX damage on Hasumi or, what I did in the end, and just drawing so many cards the "deal x damage, gain +1 for each card drawn while this is in your hand" spell.Also had the cycling 2 damage nuke and a bunch of mellons / deal 1-3 random damage cards that would have worked.
Anything else I should add to the final few questions of the survey? Drawing a blank at the moment. Trying to think of subtle ways to add more student "bonding".What content do we want more of?
Tea party event was fun because of Gehenna.
>>550428165Don't come here crying when you forget to do it on the last day
>>550427970Cope option when you don't have two other DEF debuffers.
>>550428246is there at least a step by step guide to doing it?
>>550428167Good
Seia has two cakes
>>550428380I would say to update the year 1 momos to not be >hey there, student, lucky to find you here!>hey, Sensei, happy to see you!>okay byeAnd that's it
>Red Winter actually appeared in Millenium Expo.>Not even hinted in the actual event.I would rather an event where Sensei is strolling around and interacting with various students during Millenium Expo, what a waste.
>>550428424you're gonna have to read every enemy's gimmickjust pretend it's a raid and use your brain
>>550428380Marrying students, Sex with students, fucking students, breeding students, impregnating students, inseminating students, student creampies, students pregnancy
>>550428523I think its easier to just release alts of the same student with better momotalks, than it is to update all the momotalks. The rustic quality of some of the older writing is part of the charm, but later versions of the character having much better momotalks is also part of the charm.We have a lot of pretty nice year one momotalks>Hina>Serina>HoshinoFeels like some writers understood the assignment and some clearly didn't yet
>>550428523yeah haruna momos are really underwhelming
>>550428546>just pretend it's a raid and use your brainabout that...
gehenners
sex?
>>550428703gehetards
>>550428669I was quite shocked at how short Shiroko's were considering how prominent she used to be
>>550427970She's great for Binah, her normal version of courseHer bunny version is good for certain drills
>>550428669I really don't mind hers; the entire point is just her slowly realizing that food tastes best when she's with someone she loves, even regular street food.
>>550428837Shiroko was never prominent.
>>550428883fake image delete this
>>550428536Oh now that's funny. The RWO appeared in the Expo but not the fucking Retard Club (minus Koharu)?
>>550428380what could they even reasonably implement, that isn't TOO much effort? I feel like something on the scale of valentine events is like their limit>>550428679this is what meta students do to your brain
>>550428883The TIGHTEST cunt in Kivotos training a weak wolf
>>550428883Why did they give Sumire the milfiest voice? Milf in the sense of an actual mother and not a hypersexed sexy sexbomb. It doesn't quite fit her attitude
where is zoos?
hotsprings club, gourmet society, and i feel like there's more butfucking genshitssomeone needs to go complain to the student council. this is actually fucking stupid.sensei somehow being wishy washy more than normal when 2 groups of students get involved is also super obnoxious.
I did some digging into the game files and discovered that sensei's canon name is John Archive.
what parts of the game has voice acting
The intro
>Two weeks of Hasumi's fat sweaty baps every day>She doesn't have "stop poking me" lines
tadaima
FUCK zoos>>550429241
>>550428380If they refuse to add marriage they should at least introduce a favorite system that elevates your favorite student from a simple assistance to your most trusted aid_(companion) complete with an unlockable Schale uniform alt(all alts will have a ring on their finger, this is strictly a fashion choice with no ulterior motive), l2d, and bond story. See Kim, I can ball. NOW PICK UP THE PHONE
>>550425760>doll even has the moleSOVL
she got her cake
kek
Marina considers Minori, Meru, Momiji, Takane, and Yakumo as friends. I like this development.
>>550429671>Marina thought her coup against Cherino would work because she thought everyone was her friendThat's kind of sad actually
Is there a single good reason to actually install and play this game instead of just beating off to fanart of Seia's tight, criminally erotic body in her skin-camo swimsuit until my balls implode?
These Hasumi momotalks were pretty cute but have left me rather annoyed.
>>550429107>Gehenna student councilThat would be MakotoPandamonium is the student council, not HinaGehenna is the jewish word for hell, pandemonium is the capital of hell. Makoto understands that the natural state of gehenna is chaos, and encourages it, while Hina is the only one that doesn't understand the school, she still thinks she can teach them law and order. Gehenners are meant to be chaotic and unruly, they don't believe in rules, they're demons. Half the school are practically terrorists, and the other half still enjoy blowing things up recreationally.
>sensei hyping up Megu by pointing out that she's more than capable of tearing down (and constructing) entire buildings by hand
>>550427553imagine? IMAGINE? it's my fucking realityim dirt poor orphan the moment i was born! playing this game is the only way i can redempt my higschool romance days since i spent those years working in carwash to feed myself. fuck you
>20/100, nothingEh, as long as I get SSeia in the end I'll live
>>550429990blue archive isn't for poors bro sorry
>>550429671
>>550428380new game mode where we can control the chibi, like dHina and Seia event
>>550428380Just give me more momos without needing to wait for alts / bond gear.
>>550429990
>>550430225
Is this My Office thing broken? It just doesn't register me as being logging in no matter which method I log in with.
did you rike the event
>>550429671Ohnononono look at that friendless loser hahahahaha
>>550430150I asked for a free roam of every academy.
>>550429830Ironically Cherino is the only person who likes her.
>>550429945I would say that's not entirely true. Makoto tries to let all students except Hina have fun but still tries to have some semblance of rules. She tried to give Kasumi and Megu a proper job but they can't help being retarded
>>550430293try manually refreshing the page
>>550429671Finally a fitting rival.
>>550429987but why are her areolae so big and red
>>550430596>retardedthey're PASSIONATE.>>550430596
>>550430293Maybe turn off uBlock?
>Day 1>Already empty out 1 shop>13 days leftSo this is the power of AP hoarding.....
>>550428380Roaming lobby for clubs, I wanna take over Kisaki and say something the Chinese wouldnt like
>>550430625Would Reisa befriend Marina?
how does sensei have so much time to hang out with every student
>>550429904If you play the game, you'll understand Seia's personality and memorize the sound of her voice, which makes jacking it to fanart of Seia more satisfying as you imagine her whispering in your ear.
>>550430284>>550430413
>>550430723Don't tell anyone but not only am I secretly a speedster but I've also been tampering with time.
>>550430723As far as I can tell that's his only actual job. Every time a momotalk involves paperwork I feel like it's an excuse to get the more dutiful students to spend some time with him.
>>550430723I myself always wondered how Sensei had time for Valentines day specifically
>>550430765Why would I want to hear a woman speak
>>550430785AWOOOGA
Fuck zoos
>>550430518That's being a bit charitable
sovl...
>>550431047No fuck YOOS
>>550430605Didn't work.>>550430678I tried. Nothing.
Well that was a huge hassle. The Discord email verification link didn't work in either Firefox or Chrome and I had to use Edge. And opening Blue Archive from the start menu didn't count, I had to start it from Steam directly for Discord to recognize it. Now time to delete this shit app.
>>550431071Cherino is the closest thing she has to a friend?
>>550431047
>>550431201Using Steam login is the easiest way>inb4 it doesnt workPreemptive "retard"
>>550429987Damn, her red nipples are MASSIVE
>>550431269When has Cherino ever said she liked her? If anything Chernino keeps her around because Marina is the perfect "henchman" mentality; foolishly loyal, can't think for herself, competent but not too competent.
WTF we're getting free rolls?
>>550431275
>>550431275who tf impregnates their plushie
>>550431275man
Minor, so smart.
>>550430681>empty out shopHoly retard... 3x is next week
>>550430962It's a language you don't speak, so you technically don't have to listen to her at all.
I love plushieslop
>>550431403I'm trying to be nice ok
>>550429904Sexy Seia has a seductive voice
>>550431660Cherino without her stupid mustache is cute.
What would be a good way to write in the survey that sensei should not be referred to as "they" since he's not a tranny?
>>550431201Maybe your browser is blocking third party cookies? Try a less schizo browser.
Who the fuck said the Tea Party event was short? The chapters are long as fuck.Fuck you
Am I missing anything?
>>550431901Sensei's preferred pronouns are he/him
I wanna use my laptop while laying in bed.... anyone know any laptop adapter for this
>>550431889>stupidGULAGNOW
>>550432009>actually wants more open world slopDid the Hina and Seia events teach you nothing?
>>550431275>delivered by c-section
>>550431660What's the mini story about?
>>550432009The people want more Kaya
>>550429945actual main Central student council.not the individual districts.someone high enough that they actually have to fucking listen. all of Gehenna only listens to firepower and its a headache.
>>550429945It's only the natural state insofar as Makoto is super hands-off. The Thunder Emperor was a tyrant and Makoto is probably actively avoiding it from happening again by making sure the central authority can't actually direct all of Gehenna's destructive impulses in the same direction.>>550430657Retarded. Even Schale agrees, Gehenna has separate school buildings for students who study and students who don't.
>>550432128I liked the Seia event and specifically named it, but that's when I started the game; I missed Hina's.
What ends a run in the minigame? Losing a battle? I could play this for a few hours desu
>>550432128The Seia open-world one was good though? The Hina one was crap because of the repeating missions structure and Hina being slow as balls.
>>550432203The schools are more or less autonomousGSC is the overbody but it doesn't have any actual power to command schools. Its like the United Nations; yeah it can make statements towards schools, maybe it can even raise ammunition prices, but it doesn't have any functional power over them. Schools are effectively different countries that aren't obligated to listen to the United Nations. Look what happened to Kaya when she took over as GSC President thinking that all the schools had to listen to her, only for Cherino to tell her "sucks for you".
Rin give Sensei more days off!
>>550429987another student that would manhandle senseiwowsers
>>550432128>he doesn't to visit every school with his favorite student doing simple tasksovlless bum
>>550432485lmfaothats obnoxioushilarious however>Look what happened to Kaya when she took over as GSC President shush shush, im not far enough along yet.theory crafting while being new is fun but also suffering because im always wrong lel
I'm stupid. Who is Rio actually hiding from? Yuuka or the GSC? Or is she really hiding from herself?
>>550432485Sensei in this construction is like a generally neutral party that intervenes or is pressed into service when (as often occurs) there's a crisis that can't be addressed by formal channels, which makes him something like...I almost don't want to name the parapolitical figure I'm actually thinking of because the irony is too thick.
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please john nexon if you're reading thisyou gave her a flamethrower, now take responsibility
Kasumi has more ass than Mika
>>550432809But DoT is useless.
>>550432809Megumbo megabuff... please...
>>550432942mika's mandatory diet of roll cakes had some consequences for her figure, please be kind
>>550432809Be more specific you retard
>>550431954>>550431304It's apparently unique to my office. I'm signed in on the forum and the other web event. My office asks me to log in to participate even though I'm already logged in.
>>550433120it's not about being metaIt's about setting things on fire
>>550432683Kivotos is basically a fully libertarian societyEveryone owns a dozen guns, if you can steal a car you're allowed to drive a car, I don't think there's any rules about licenses, if you can functionally do something then you're functionally allowed to do it most of the time, you're allowed to fight cops if you disagree with them, whoever wins is "correct". Its a society creates by kids, run by kids, its an Academy City. Anyone who isn't a student shouldn't even be in Kivotos(with the exception of sensei since he was invited). Robot bankers are just here because they used debts and contracts to cheat their way into the system and start buying up land. You're allowed to more or less ignore the central government, who gives a shit, they don't even provide anything for you in the first place. The game started with the GSC not functioning for weeks, and all the schools were managing just fine by themselves. Which kinda tells you the GSC much like the United Nations doesn't actually provide much use to the schools. The most the GSC really does is make sure the trains run on time(really highlander does that), and help regulate things a little bit. Sensei is the one that has to sign off on ammo being distributed to schools according to the prologue apparently.Trinity is kind of of allegory for Britain, Gehenna is Nazi Germany, Shanhaijing is China, schools are effectively different countries which only very "mildly" get along with each other. Apparently there's a lot of unnamed offscreen schools, but the game mostly focuses on the big ones. Each school has its own culture, like how Shanhaijing is a walled off city that despises all foreigners, shouting "Gaijin go home"Its like living inside Grand Theft Auto
>>550433252Oh no this one isn't good at all, all I see is a genderbent Timmy
where do i find my nexon ID in-gamealso wtf is this new captcha
>>550433376>Anyone who isn't a student shouldn't even be in KivotosNuh-uh, friendly talking animals are indispensible to provide goods and services such as bespoke desserts and baseball teams.
>>550433376>Shanhaijing is a walled off city that despises all foreigners, shouting "Gaijin go home"Gweilo
>>550425631I did it... I whored myself into installing discord for gems...
>>550426838any tips on making a good deck?I always seem to get cards that don't go with each other.
Use the scroll bar below to find theimage that is not like the others, thenclick Next.
>>550433539I'm sure they're just normal dogs and cats that barely evolved over time.
>>550432082? why do you need an adapter just for that ?isn't a foldable desk a better option?
The Tyrant Emperor was some kind of turbo dictator so terrible she ruled all of Gehenna with an iron fist and forced the Gehenners to build great monuments to Her glory which doubled as super-weapons. Makoto just yolos lmao and Hina just wants all the FUCKING RETARDS to not turn Gehenna in to an onsen surrounded by rubble.
tea is very serious business.china Britain and to a lesser extent Korea/japan.>they left herlmao poor seia
>>550433502Click your name on the home screen, bro
>You want pyroxenes? Use pedocord lmao.Nice game Globalkeks.
Did t2-t6 drop rates get buffed? Nothing was mentioned in the global patch notes
KILL NIYA
test
>>550433968I dropped my rates in your ass lmaooooo
I paid $32 for this
Why do they fear releasing these alts?
does the new captcha not work with 4chanxt?
>yellow tippyYeah this is still a massive clusterfuck but it feels slightly more doable than purple because of how many yellow nukes there are. Also I can use Momoi.Still don't want to go above floor 49 thouhgh fuck you
Seia's in a position of authority. She should be more conscientious than to dress like this. It's just indecent to be this sexual and she will have only herself to blame when Sensei succumbs to temptation.
>>550433975With love!
>>550425631was hoping they could give a profile decoration on top of that
>>550434230Update it
>>550434319Only Makoto manages to have a face that's more punchable, honestly.
>>550434151Congrats
>>550434230Edit the script. Replace!((el = $('#t-msg'))with!((el = $('#t-msg, #t-task'))
>>550434453>Only Makoto manages to have a face that's more kissable, honestly.Ftfy.
>>550434453it feels like niya's doing it on purpose. makoto's comes naturally
>>550434151kek, I got her with my ticket too
New players buying pakeji be like: “who is the black and white arona?”
>>550434539Wow, my browser began playing Constant Moderato
>>550434579It's extremely transparent Niya is putting on an actMakoto is genuinely stupid
>>550434682Doesn't Plana only appear in the shop after volF?
>>550434682I knew who plana was before I even installed the game
>>550434151Playing cards with Hinacunnina makes me weak
>>550434750Yes.
>>550434682I thought you only see white Arona unless you finished vol F.
>>550434682I knew what Plana's vagina looked like before I even installed the game
>>550434201Those are not alts, just sprite art
>>550434260>mika is irreplaceable after 74>she will probably never get powercrept in that attack/armor/mood combosad
I can't stop staring at Hasumi. Her swimsuit is so lewd.
I knew what Plana's asshole looked like before I'd even heard of the game.
I can feels it... Greg is coming.
>>550435032wronghod is coming
>>550435032on your face?
I'm coming.
>>550432182>Red Winter secretariat visited Millenium Expo. Millenium's student show them a supercomputer's performance.>Cherino felt her pride attacked so she claimed Red Winter also has supercomputer. Millenium's student interested and asked for a visit in a week.>Cherino panicked and ordered to make supercomputer asap, however it would take Red Winter 600 years to make one. Marina choked drinking tea and somehow or other took the resposibilties to make the supercomputer.>Marina asked Minori, Meru, Momiji, Takane, and Yakumo for a help. They aked why would they help her, Marina anwered because she accidentally blurted their names because she thought them as friends.>They got mad. Marina apologized and said she's going to clear their name and took the responsibilities alone. They felt moved and and decided to help, by become supercomputer themselves.>Cherino tested the supercomputer by giving it various questions, and it answered them all, all by Minori, except for when Cherino asked for her portrait, Meru drew it.>The last question is a top secret question regarding the future of Red Winter, so Cherino ordered everybody to leave. Cherino asked the supercomputer for how to make Sensei to come to Red Winter often and play with her a lot more.>The supercomputer basically answered with its own desires, or rather the desires of the people inside it.>Night came, Marina let them out of the supercomputer and thanked them, counted them for tommorrow. But Minor decided to do revolution that night.>Minor and her group launched revolt calling themselves Supercomputer Revolutionary Army. Cherino was shocked seeing the supercomputer betrayed her and ordered for a purge.>Millenium's students who saw them was shocked that Red Winter's supercomputer lead a military revolt and decided to downgrade her supercomputer.
>>550434201Because they know not billions would be killed but GORILLIONS
>>550434978she's everyone daughter
>>550435032I just got my Mine. I can finally do it
>>550432485>>550433376>Prologue forgettersThe GSC provides supplies, infrastructure, lesson plans, police assignment via Valkyrie, etc. Most of the content in the game is GSC work forwarded to Schale. We know that the GSC President took some steps to become more involved in school affairs (Eden Treaty, SRT, Schale) demonstrating that the GSC can really do whatever it wants and just keeps out of individual academy business as a matter of policy.
>>550435131your what?
>>550435096KEK
>>550435192Mine me my
>>550435096HOLY KEK
>>550434539doesnt workthis shit sucks
>>550435341Did you refresh the website?
>>550435169There is not a lot of evidence that the GSC possesses considerable hard power. Valkyrie mostly answers to the GSC, but almost the entirety of Valkyrie jobbed to the fucking rabbits, never mind Wakamo (and SRT's been shut down + its special forces dissolved and redistributed). The GSC is just materially not capable of exerting its will on the major schools and has to act mostly via diplomacy. I think the UN is a perfect analogy.
>>550435341clearly it worked if you managed to post
>>550435414When do we get another fat Kotori alt?
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>550435096this is kinored winter truly is kino
>>550435169>ValkyrieThe police force that's questionable what they even do since every school has their own official police forces, and Valkyrie can only operate within school perimeters with permission from the school. So really Valk only exists to operate between schools, whatever that means.The GSC doesn't have "power" to force an eden treaty on studentsThe united nations only has the power you give to it. GSC got them to agree to the eden treaty using wordsJust like how Schale's authority after the prologue where sensei gives up his power mostly just exists on paper, his authority is only as much as the students are willing to trust him with. He can't force most things to happen, however he can call students together to help him exactly because they trust him. The authority isn't the organization but rather the connections created by the people in the organization.Prologue itself shows GSC doesn't really have power to affect much, because it was shut down for awhile when the GSC president went missing, and barely anything was affected. The immediate area fell into lawlessness, but that's pretty common in kivotos.
>>550429945>Hina stops being a janny>hot springs department hits critical water infrastructure>all the toilets stop working and gehenna becomes a third world nation>violence spills out into the surrounding districtsWhy are anarchy faggots so fucking stupid?
Pat pat pat
>>550435096Top jejI guess Red Winter can be funny sometimes
>>550435414i did>>550435487i used incognito
>>550435612That's a Trinitarian spreading disinfo.
>>550435169If you ever want to believe GSC has amazing power over students, just remember Rin had to rely entirely on sensei's reputation just to call a meeting between schools once. And even then its clear they had the right to entirely ignore her.
>>550435503Hopefully soon
>>550435612Hina has a salary.
>>550435706Just to be sure, you saved your changes right?
How're you doing?
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>550435740This shit is why any time there's any sort of inter-school formal collaboration of any sort all the students involved are in a low level state of panic. There's nobody coming to save them if war breaks out.
>>550435484Begs the question of how the President (before she became Arona) had so much power to begin with. El Presidente is able to move heaven and earth compared to whatever Rin can do.
>>550435871Technically I think all students receive a salary as long as they stay in school. Rabu not having money or housing like normal students kinda indicates you get money and housing for free as long as you stay in school. All clubs also receive a budget as long as they're official, ASS club gets paid to eat snacks all day.
>>550435972bukiposted too hard....
>>550435972Don't delete your cookies.
>>550435896ok i managed to get it to work after clearing all cookies but now i got this >>550435972
>>550435972lol zoos is dum
>>550435975>Alternate timeline version of volume F>Chaos breaks out as usual>During the chaos Gehenna quickly launches a blitzkrieg and absorbs the lesser nation of shanhaijing>Greater empire of Gehenna is born.
>>550435923I'm surviving.
I'm going to stop posting because of the new captcha. Goodbye everyone.
>>550435972That kept happening to me the other day and I still don't know why.
>>550432189This is what I want.
i love that mika is very hands on with her helptea party or notits super cute
>>550435985I think that's why Kaya thinks the president was a superhuman. Only that sort of person could get the various schools to do anything coherently together. Kaya was obsessed but the reasoning for the superhuman philosophy had a starting off point somewhere. She just didn't understand how the president did it.
The next FES has gotta be Akira right?
>>550435096Meanwhile, in Tiphareth
>>550435096Yep this sounds like the blue archive I know and love.
>>550435748
>maintanenceayo wat
>>550435985Did she? As far as we know she just came up with the groundwork for the trinity/gehenna treaty and the rest has been questionable takes from Kaya and Aoi
>>550436214Her tummy is too erotic...
>>550436389Getting Gehenna and Trinity to do anything together is a feat onto itself.
>>550435985Maybe don't throw out spoilers randomly for the newfagsAlso they said President was superhuman, more than anyone else she was capable. She was good at working with people, good at solving things, which is why she thought she could handle everything. However its exactly because she thought she could handle everything herself, that we know how it worked out in the end.
>>550436148Same...It's been a tough week
I'm not going to do any of the web events.
>>550436513Who shot the president tho?
>>550435985>>550436225Probably by doing very much the same things that sensei does. Real history has figures like this too, Metternich for a semi-recent example, men who aren't conquerors but are such historically competent diplomats and grand strategists that they can warp events to their ends, and whose projects are markedly diminished by their passing because they alone were the difference makers.
>>550435923amazonigger should stop packing dragon dildos for like 5 minutes and mail my GPU already. I want to play buruaka in 4k 120. I have a sneaking suspicion it'll get cancelled right after the price hike
>>550436258Hinawank
>>550436585Which one am I ogling over?
How many hours for the maintenance?
>>550435096Kino, amusing even
>>550436085Sorry, can't help with that. You'll have to ask on /g/
>>550436513>they saidKaya said and she is dumber than a sack of hammers
>>550436582Judas
>>550435985between pres and sensei it seems like the GSC's authority is entirely predicated on having a strong cult of personality, Rin is just a huffy secretary as far as they're concerned
>>550436381Prolly fixing the free pull bug.
>>550436606I thought it was just ram
Someone tell Izuna to stop saying that N word
>>550434682Me when I opened up Final Restriction for the first time.
>>550436582Valentine, Wekapipo and Diego were simply framed in an intentionally confusing manner by D4C's dimension hopping
>>550436085Just keep posting as normal and it'll go away in a day or a week.
>>550436741Rin is the classic manager-par-excellence with no vision or vitality of her own, these types basically always succeed the great men because great men rely on them for the drudgery and they're consequently very near to power.
>>550436850ninnin
>>550436698>Her halo>Her twelve disciples>The one traitor>Pierced in her left side and left to die
>>550436909>Hifumifag gangbang
>>550436510Technically she didn't, the involved parties just thought it was a good idea and picked it up after she disappeared. It doesn't really constitute a feat that the tired, overworked leaders and janitors would want things to cool down
Why is /bag/ so obsessed with fat girls?
>>550436860>DUDE NO DON'T OPEN FINAL RESTRICTION PLANA IS A SPOILER NO>btw plana will appear in literally all notice posts, official social media, and packeji art lmao
>another maintenanceThis is diabolical
Swimsuit Mika good or bad for the 23? I have over 50,000 gems to blow on fes
>>550436909>mika cosplayers can't decide which side the bun goes on
>>550437061They have alternate art, you know
>>550436909Where are the hot asian cosplayers?
>>550436831GPUs are probably going up by about 10% in January just off GDDR memory costs
>>550437205cute picture of ichika
>>550435587>muh paperContracts and the like are metaphysically binding in Kivotos--see Hoshino and Black Suit, Eden Treaty and the St. Justina Council, etc. Schale having the authority to recruit from any school and deploy to any school on paper means the setting enforces it in reality. It's one of those weird esoteric bits of lore that probably stems from the students all being larping gods and therefore bound by ritual.Helping Abydos, interceding on behalf of the GDD, and providing instruction for the Make-up Work Club are all GSC work cited in the Prologue.
>>550436909>there are actual 40+ year old men playing this gameWTF
>>550436909No shit, I actually saw the Rio and Sensei on the right in Corpus Christi this year.
>>55043734540 isn't very old at allyou perceive years 1-20 as fast as 20-80you'll be old and smelly before you know it
>>550437345Wait, who did you think you talking to here?
>>550436909>the neckbeard is into The SisterhoodHuhhh?
>>550437163?all the steam notices have plana now, as do a number of their twitter posts, as does the special mission web thing going on right now in game
>>550437345how is that remotely surprising
Why haven't you thank Haruna for saving the event?
>>550436831It's RAM and SSDs right now but CPUs and GPUs are creeping as well. All the AM4 CPUs are slowly getting cleaned up. It isn't a big deal yet, but the prices are going up. I bought a 9060XT 16GB poorfag edition for 350 and now the same card is 400 and climbing. It'll probably be 425-450 by January at this rate.
>>550437345You are not one of those zoomier my grand daughter often talk about right
>>550437345They might even be in this thread with you right now!
>Rin is forced into a position she never wanted, doesn't like, and that constantly stresses her out>while still hurting from the loss of her friend>and being coup'd by stupid goats>while senseis shittalk her for doing a passable job instead of a perfect oneWhere are the autistic essays defending Rin like there are for the mentally ill disasters that make nothing but mistakes over and over again? Is it because Rin isn't special and misunderstood just like You?
>>550437467i like all of her nervous/panicked expressionsshe's cute
We bully autists here
>>550437404Do you live here?
>>550436909why does the guy nearby freaky sensei looks like him
>>550437345Your fucking gook dev is over 40 years old, have a wife who cosplayed as Haruhi.Now get the fuck outta my lawn.
How amusing it is watching you discuss the bigger picture without realizing you're a puppet in a play. It truly is laughable Sensei but eventually you must wake to the true nature of Kivotos. You can only ignore the strings pulling you for so long before you look up into the eyes of the puppeteer.
>>550436909y'know...I'm gonna break out the old exercise bike, I just feel self conscious all of a sudden for some reason
>>550436990Does this imply that Arona actually succeeded in stopping the Chroma and Kaya was the real crisis all along? That's kind of hilarious
>>550436831everything has ram!!!
>>550437751Even Aris !?
>>550437703Hey now enough with the ani-semistism.
>>550437609I wasn't shittalking her above, she's extremely competent. One of the most unfair, unrewarding jobs you can have is to carry on the necessary work of a unique talent.
>>550437703You're so caught up in your puppetry that you don't even realize that I control the spotlight Mr. Priest. How drole.
1-hour long maintenance 10 minutes from now.
>>550437810Yes, I ram her every night
How am I supposed to read the story when I need to take a fap break every time swimsuit Kasumi is on the screen?
Why the fuck does it jiggle like that?
>>550437751Teaming up with the local catalytic converter gehenner for RAM in 2026 to buy pakeji
>>550438003I like her butt crack.
Finished the event. I thought it was pretty good but too short, especially for an anniversary event.>The goodKasumi and Ichika duo is still very entertaining. I liked the parallelsMegu was super cute and seeing her slam Hasumi surprised meMika grew a lot on me as someone that didn't really like her before. She really showed some maturity and responsibility.Nagisa pushing a button just to see what it does was very relatable>The badSeia is really fucking annoying. The way she's written makes it seem like the writer is trying to have her be clever/sassy constantly. Reminds me of Marvel shit.Hasumi didn't really do anything except be racist.Gourmet cameo was kind of a waste of timeSensei is once again boringAnd also too shortOverall I would consider it my third favorite Fes event. I'm really surprised it was so short and low budget, though. Is Blue Archive getting less resources for development now or something? 3.5 was way more involved than this and even had unique chibi animations.
>>550438003why are you gay
>>550437973Jerk off until your dick is numb before even starting the story. It's the only way I made it through.
>>550437973God I want to drill out her hot spring.
>>550438068>Seia is really fucking annoying. The way she's written makes it seem like the writer is trying to have her be clever/sassy constantly. Reminds me of Marvel shit.That's seia's character, she's meant to be annoyingly pretentious and egotistical, often using big words just for her own ego.
>>550435096
>>550438161sex
Buy the battlepass
>>550437686No, a longtime friend does though. I caught up with him and a few other friends there.
I was gonna watch them fight…
>>550438068>Hasumi>racist>bad
>>550438068They mentioned on the 4th anniversary stream that they barely have any time / resources to implement what they want now. So Nexon is probably being dried up by Project RX. Hence why reruns haven't been getting new characters here and there and overall the events this year haven't had as much budget. It sucks but it is what it is.
>>550438195I did and I am already battlepass level 5
>>550438039I require a source
>>550422193>Teatime on the Beach>My Office>Special SurveyWhat am I missing out on if I don't do any of these web events?
>TIPHWHEN ARE WE GETTING A CHOKMAH REEEEEEEEEEE
WHY ARE THEY HAVING MAINTENANCE NOW?!!!!!!!I JUST CAME HOME!!!!!!!!!!CHINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......
>>550438237RX better drain my dick and give me a dork buffet like nothing before or else I'll be pissed it stole resources and is keeping girls locked in npc jail
>>550438170I don't remember her being that bad in Eden Treaty or 4th anniversary. She genuinely treats her "friends" like complete shit. At least in Milennium you can make the excuse she was in unknown territory, but I don't recall her being as mean to Neru, Rio, or anyone else really.>>550438219It's just boring one note shit we already know. I wanted to see other sides of Hasumi rather than fat racist bird. After 3 years of no screentime it's kind of disappointing.
>>550438068>Hasumi didn't really do anything except be racist.That's why I love her.
>>550437973is she even a unit yet?shes totally adorbs
>>550438039uh... why? And my fucking radio lags?
>>550438341People aren't getting the eligma they are supposed to. Prepare for compensation.
>>550438341The rates are too good againI got 5 pinks in my first 100 pulls and have seen fewer disaster rolls posted here than expected
Is 65 kg an ideal weight?
>>550438412>She genuinely treats her "friends" like complete shit. I feel like after your friend inadvertently calling a hit out on you and starting a race war you're allowed to give them shit
>>550438341People were unlocking the Mika sex scene without buying the battle pass.
>>550438068>Mika grew a lot on me as someone that didn't really like her before. She really showed some maturity and responsibilityagreed, shes actually tolerable now. "i can fix her" fags won
>>550438501For a little baby, maybe,
>>550438501how tall are you and what aesthetic are you aiming for
>log on>maintenancenigger
units love
Got'em. You can do your maintenance.
>busy flirting with anons>maintAhh... I wanted to do the minigame
WAT DA FACK MY FACKING PVP CLAIM NOW IM GONNA GET KNOCKED DOWN BEFORE I CAN CLAIM????????????????
>>550438539She's mean to Nagisa too. And why even be friends with them if you obviously dislike them? Just so you can verbally abuse them all day? If her excuse is that Mika smacked her around then that's fair, but just fuck off at that point.
ARE WE ACTUALLY IN EOS?!!!!!!!!!!!I CAN'T LONG IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>maintenancewhat maintenance?
noNO!maintenance!they blocked me.let me in...
>>550438570But I thought Le Psycho Mika le good?
>>550437906
what broke?
MAINTENANCE JUST AS I COME HOME!!!!!!!!!!!WAR ON KOREA NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAINTENANCE DEEZ NUTS!
There is nothing wrong with her talking like this
>>550438195yeah, I bought battlepass+ one. Arona should praise me
she cannot be stopped
>>550438740Previous anon is making it up due to personal bias, its obvious Seia holds no "grudge" over Mika's actions, she already forgave her in volume 3. In fact she forgave her twice in volume 3, because she forgot the first time she forgave her was in a dream.As said this is just Seia's personality. Some people are meaner to people they're close to.
>>550438970this is just like, normal ribbing
>>550436841awooga
>earsSeia really has ears while we have ear.
>open BA>maintenance>"fine, i'll play some jong till this blows over">maintenance tooIt's so fucking over...
>>550438286>Teatime on the Beach1200 pyro + 4000 expert permit>My Office1200 pyro>Special Surveyforgot about this one, but pyro too iirc
>>550438910My will to live.
>>550438849I certainly prefer it myself, but Mika has always been polarizing to people.
MAINTENANCE WHY
feet
>>550438970If I took a shot for everytime /bag/ confuses ragebaiting your rivals or razzing your friends for something else I'd be deadIt's a very fun written event
>>550439209
Reminder there are special interactions in the card game depending on what units you have vs the right enemyThe ones I remember>Nagisa, peroro>Mika, Decartes >Rabu, Tea Party member
>>550438604175 cm, I have fast metabolism that keeps me skinny pretty much my whole life and overheat easily. I guess I'm aiming for a lean built.
>>550438970>Seia's many friendsNeruUhhh Hanako........ Uhm, Azusa? Kinda?
>>550439327Millennium???
>>550439239Everyone here is at least mildly autistic and takes things literally.
>>550439031>Previous anon is making it up due to personal biasit's called a joke my chromosomally gifted friend
>>550439323yeah 65 is fine. but really, look at yourself in a full body mirror and ask if you respect what you see, then go from there. if you're asking the question, you care about how you look, and nobody else will care as much as you
Seia has 2 cakes, 2 pairs of ears and 2 voice localization
>>550438068The cons are so bullshit, the event was long enough, you only think it's short because it's 9 chapters but in reality each one is long as fuck. The only sensible one is Hasumi
Everyone here is just joking, right? hahaha
>>550439327Asuna, karin, rio, gamers, etc
>>550439278In my mouth, then around my cock
Everyone here want to fuck real life children, right? Heeheehee
Is down up yet?
>>550439520Acquaintences. Not friends.
>>550439327Mika's friends>Kohar>Ichika>Saori(For some reason)Nagisa's friends>Hifumo
>>550439239happens in every single thing with an otaku/nerdy audience, you can't write bants without some autismo social failure getting pissy about it
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
>>550439691nta but rio is very much her friend at the end of the event
>>550439710Somehow Mika is friends with Ui too
>>550438161>>550438175That's a child
>>550438068>Sensei is once again boringSee I thought this too when I was reading at first but anytime someone was talking to Sensei I just imagined his responses as "Charlie Brown adult talk" and my enjoyment went up. Amazing what a few womps can do for a story.
>>550439715We're all social failures here on some level. The autismal ones are just lucky enough to have a poor awareness of it.
>>550439853Rio is a living computer. She is not capable of friendship. At best you could say they have an agreeable working relationship.
>>550437973I had a similar issue. I was trying to focus on the text and my brain lit up every time they showed kasumi's belly
>>550435096This made me reinstall the game
>>550439686>Pirates of Carribean moment
>>550438412>It's just boring one note shit we already knowAnyone can be summed up as boring one note shit if you cherry picked the right event faggot, that doesn't make it bad. Hasumi being racist is one of the most enjoyable things about her character next to her being a fat fuck. And you're being dishonest because we did learn in this event that she's one of the trinity students that will actually get fired up in a milk tea debate. You'd know this if you weren't a speed reading pussy faggot.
>>550440061>lurking a thread for a game you droppedWhy do some of you do this?
Why don't most students use shields like Hoshino? I know efficiency isn't on the priority list but having a solid defense for mobility sounds good to me.
>>550435096>it would take Red Winter 600 years to make one
>>550439971Aye. I'd hate to go through my life without a sense for irony or nuance but then again many of those people are successful
FUCK I FORGOT IT'S OVER
>>550439327SHE GOES TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL!!!YOU WOUULDNT KNOW THEM!!!
>maintenanceWHAT A FUCK
>>550440220Heavy
i accidentally poured soda on my pizza rolls
slut
>>550439239Almost everyone here is lonely and they don't have any friends who can make bants, which explains a lot of Mika seething in the past plus their muh moral compass.
>>550438970They don’t call her savage Seia for nothing
>another maintenanceGood lord, they're showering us in pyros these days. The discord shit too. I wouldn't be surprised if I wake up to two more promotions
>>550440220Nutsu has a shieldNot everyone is going to fight one handed in urban warfare though, especially with a shotgun
>>550440375peanut butter and chocolate moment desu
Let's talk about efficiency, which student have the most inefficient way of holsting their weapons? I'm calling it on Aris, there is no way she could prep that big ass gun in less than 3 seconds
>>550435096And you faggots said Red Winter stories were bad
>>550440246It took 5 years to have 1 good story, mini story even. I believe it
>>550440497it was mug so it was way too sweet
>>550440443How the fuck does her shield work? Is it some carbon magic?
> Maintenance???I’ve been reading the event story, and it hasn’t kicked me out yet. Is it because I’m reading it from the log? I skipped it earlier just to get the rewards.
>>550440375>momoiposteryou're the type to take a huge chug of your drink right after biting into food anyway
>>550440589just add more pizza roll
>>550440037Congrats you're even more socially retarded than Rio and that's saying something
>>550440614Nutsu? Its a riot shield
>that ending song for the eventI fucking love blue archive.
>maintenance>Blue Archive play time 56 hoursI rarely use my pc to play Blue Archive
>>550440625that's different thoughimagine taking a swig of ketchup instead of using it as a dip or topping
>>550440645>>550440037fr how the fuck could you actually read code box and misunderstand rio that badly
>>550440243she killed millions
>>550440614Blud ain't ever played Call of Duty (before it went to shit)
>>550440502She's a robot (out of 10)
>>550440867I forgive her and she can do it again if she wants.
>>550440689its a type of shield used by policeits made out of some sort of plasticits sloped on all sides so that it deflects bulletsits a shield that makes it easy to hide behind.
>maintenance because pakeji system is fucked>i saw someone bought multiple pakeji without paying
>>550440220Being the tank is boring
Did they give a guesstimate? I've got whole party going with my card deck
Can't believe natsu was a fucking cop this entire time.
I really like Megu's swimsuit
>>550440561I'm tired of pretending the red winter hot springs event was bad, fuck you.
>>550440169Truly riveting character moments for Hasumi. She's racist and argues about tea. Wow. Like every other Trinity student.
>>550440982Now Iron Horus (Hoshino's shield)Its a suitcase that unfolds into a shieldIt has bullets, a handgun, and various supplies hidden within the shieldIt once belonged to her senpaiIts basically a lump of iron; rather than deflecting bullets by reflecting them like a riot shield, it just deflects them with density.
>>550441043weird looking red top under her shirt
>>550441080I knew you'd come around after a stern talking to. There's hope for man yet.
>>550441080>Like every other Trinity student.Gave yourself away, gehenner.
>Mahjong maint>Uma maint>Now Blue Archive mainGuess I'll go paint my wall and stare at it
>>550441043same but Kasumi's
Do you think they could've commissioned art of Nagisa without the table at some point? It starts to get a bit odd when she's toting that thing off to various exotic locales
don't need shield when your not planned to get hit
>>550441161>Iron Horse
>>550439710S-Sensei is Nagisa's friend too!
we should request wardrobe malfunction feature.imagine swimsuit hasumi wardrobe malfunction
>>550441265Do some pushups
Let's do yoga!
>>550429945>Hina is the only one that doesn't understand the schoolThere would be no rules broken if there were no rules in the first place. No chaos if there was no order. Hina, and by effect, the prefect club, is very integral in Gehenna for being the necessary evil against her schoolmates to maintain the status quo of chaos.
smegu wardrobe (big nipples functioning as intended)
>>550441406Ibuki?
>>550440982>>550441161Ballistic shields don't deflect bullets, that's retarded and would result in the bullet going into the cop standing next to you instead. They just absorb and disperse the impact like any other bulletproof glass/plastic.
>>550441328retard
>want to play the card game>maintenanceAAA
Peebuki
>>550441553we're not physicists here man and don't start talking about how hasumi's tits work either because ignorance is bliss
>>550441635Now post Himari standing
>>550441464okstrong enough one day to carry that fatass hatsume
>megu powerslamming hasumiImagine the slapping noises
>>550441464Tell me how to fix my carpel tunnel first then I'll do plenty.
I bought AP pack so I can play the card minigame RELEASE THIS MINIGAME NEXON I'LL PAY $25
>>550422193>Christmas Livestream: https://youtube.com/live/To4kTwOHslU – 12/20 19:00koyuki xmas alt soon
>>550441810do some pushups
UPDATE AAAAA lets see if log-in is go
>Millennium science school>students regularly develop new technologies both practical and arcane>nobody has built anything to help Himari walkwhy do they hate her?
>>550441678I really love the facial expressions they gave Nagisa for this event
>>550440624retardanon...
What did they break? Why was a maintenance needed??
>Millennium science school>students regularly develop new technologies both practical and arcane>nobody has built anything to help Himari wankwhy do they hate her?
>>550441406
>>550440220Better question Kurumi when?
>>550441956giv link
>>550441810stand up straightarm out, not forwards or backwards, spread.make a fistclench and slowly releasedo upwards and downwards, slowly not with force. your trying to stretch the muscles on your forearms not your wrist itself.stretching exercise, easy on the games and fapping. if you do office work get tools that make it easier to do your day job
>>550441678What's with the new captcha?
>Millennium science school>students regularly develop new technologies both practical and arcane>Nobody has built anything to euthanize Himariwhy do they hate her?
>>550441985if i'm reading it correctly then people bought the choice selector ticket for 100 eleph to get a dupe but it only gave them 30 eleph. this maintenance is to fix that.the random 3* tickets gave the 100 eleph to me yesterday so this is for the choice/selector ticket i think.
>>550442006I like this image
>>550441990I have it on good authority she can do that just fine.
>>550441893The tech clearly exists, she is just aura farming
>>550441678AHHH my scantily students NEED ME
>>550442132Haha wouldn't it be funny if they couldn't fix it and had to rollback my impulse rolls? Haha imagine.
>>550442006>>550442145Well, I don't! Don't bully my daughter!
>>550442247What if... they just forgot about my limited ticket altogether? That'd be hilarious
Calm down, maintenance ends in 5 minutes
>>550442229You're telling me she chooses not to walk just to maintain the "delicate" part of her delicate beauty schtick? She's letting her body atrophy just for the bit?
>>550441893Who do you think invented the wheelchair? Quit asking for too much cripple.
>>550442258Your daughter sucks me off and calls me daddy
>>550442417Beauty standards are a tough racket in Millenium, remember what they did to Kotori after she didn't make weight?Girl's gotta retain her figure
Students with no friends?
>>550442502I can easily self insert as you. Checkmate.
>>550442417Women do stranger things in the name of beauty
Sensei should introduce Nagisa to Yuuka.I think they'd make good friends.
ngl bros the card game is kinda assi wouldnt mind if this maint removed it for something simpler like making curry
>>550442662The master of 4D chess...
>>550442737
>wake up>want to headpat >maintenance What. Qrd?
>>550441742I was disappointed at the lack of Hasumi and Megu wrestling CG there
>>550442783>Curry mini game from MMBN4No
>>550442502
I still need help deciding, Mina or Mine for my selector pick?
>>550442860a certain fat bird's tits were too fat
>>550442945>we're 100% black
Megu's Milkers Bouncing Nicely4
>>550442945MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>550442783>Blue archive player when they actually have to play the game.
>>550442917
>>550440982It doesn't actually deflect bullets, just random stones and what have you. Police aren't equipped to fight against guns.
>>550441893Chou Tensai Seisokei Byoujaku Bishoujo Hacker is too delicate to walk, maybe
>>550442938Mine is more useful. I prefer Minas l2d though.
>>550442783You bloody bastard sir, good idea
>>550443083this isn't a game that's for playing
>eat 11 fish sticks>feel like shitHow the fuck do people put up with ultra processed food? I want to throw up ughh
>>550443123
>>550442783Skill issue.
>>550443341pour soda on it
why update
>>550442783Do you even try?
>>550443341dip it in soda
>>550443341>11 fish sticksnormal people only eat like one or two
>>550440624It only connects to the server when you have to make a dialogue choice.
>>550441701don't embarrass yourself any further
shiroko peed on me
>>550443342
>>550442061>easy on the games and fappingI guess I choose to live with the pain
Sometimes I don't buy milk for a week or two and it takes my digestive system like half a day to catch up when I resume chugging. I don't have lactose intolerance but I've found that interesting. Maybe my gut microbiome was caught lacking or whatever
>>550443341like did you just eat them by themselves or what?you need a vinegar like katsup or apple cider vinegar to help break up the grease.or a fizzy soda, main reason americans eat the way the doto help break up the processed stuff.
>>550443436It was emergency quick food since I was too lazy to cook but man, I feel so off balance. I'll remember this day>>550443372>>550443413W-what>>550443612Ranch, salt and pepper
>>550443580if you only have carpal tunnel symptoms in one hand, fap with the other one. alternatively get an onahole you can affix to something and just go hands free
>>550443580i mean you can just get an autostroker and only play autobattlersthere are options just saying
any plan for Christmas?
>>550443663the soda helps, please dont dip it in the soda>salt, salt, salt additiveswheeew lad, you need a drinkhot water. get well soon~
I'm not cooking
>>550443707I'm gonna do sex to shunny
>>550443663you gotta wash down your fish n pepsi slush puppy with some pilk
>>550443707I'm going skiing for a couple weeks at a resort town
>>550443707Just the usual r/a/dio threads and practicing my noose tying.
>>550443540sexo
bake
>>550443707Spicy food mukbang, of course
I once lived for about a month on hot pockets, cup ramen, takeout and pilkI didn't use milk though I used half n' half
>>550443785Thanks anon, I don't drink soda anymore but I'll live to post another day.>>550443858This is just nasty goddamn. Also bake
It's over
>>550443949>takeoutI mean at that price point you could buy any frozen foods you want tho
i would bake but i cant upload any image at the moment
bread status?
>thread eosIt's been fun.Still hate gehenners.
>>550443707eat
How to bake anyway
>>550444203>>550444203>>550444203
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning dead /bag/
