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>Global Game News
Umamusume wins Best Mobile Game at Game Awards 2025
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current CM: Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m
Current Event: Orchestra in Late Autumn
Current Rate Up Trainee: Manhattan Cafe (3*), Symboli Rudolf 3* [Archer by Moonlight], Gold City 3* [Autumn Cosmos]
Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nakayama Festa (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SR), Curren Chan SSR [Cutie Pie With Shining Eyes], Narita Brian SSR [The Whistling Arrow's Taunt]
12/17 - CyGames ID Store link-up
12/18 - Kitasan Rerun
12/24 - Fuji Event
12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000m
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* [Cinderella Grey] Inari One (SSR)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Uma stories
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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wife
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uma for this captcha?
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no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up
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>>550442105
pls post Blast Onepiece, I do not care of the golden mutt
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>>550442210
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Twin
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>>550442105
You are the in?
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If you see this Teio ritualposter I hate you and I hope bad things happen to you.
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Stop posting lewd images.
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6 months....
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>>550442105
These are the only cards you need
Never spend a single cent on this degenerate jewish practice of a game where you need 3LB-MLB of a card to function properly.
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>>550442287
>ritualposter
>singular
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>>550442210
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anyone doing last minute attempts to improve their aces for the finals? hows it going? did you succeed / is your run looking good? or are you flailing and failing and wasting your time on more unlucky runs?
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>>550441827
I never finish
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>>550442345
>have to figure out what style I want to main forever 4 years in advance
What is this, university?
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What does one do for two hours to distract from the bad thoughts when there's no Umamusume...
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DO NOT ERP
DO NOT HORNY POST
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, GENTLEFAGS
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Since Eishin Flash is german and not japanese, does she have spicy pits?
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>>550442461
No, those are a
>get if you can, here’s how to use them
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Any chance the servers come back up early?
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>>550442461
Thats the point of having foresight unlike the dumb nips who are always fomoing
Just figure out which umas suit your tastes and base your card selections on them.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
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get some sleep bwo
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I was gonna take some time to make a last desperate attempt at a better ace for finals but i didn't realize maintenance was gonna land
somehow i assumed it was gonna happen after the CM...
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>>550442440
Yeah, I'm running a super high roll 800 stam 700 speed classic year golshi right now
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>>550442493
I watch twitch streams like a good consumer.
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>>550442210
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why isn't it possible?
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Orange butt for good luck
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Gyaru propaganda
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>>550442440
When are final sign ups done again?
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>>550442701
die frog tards and go bck to v
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>>550442367
SEXXX
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test
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hey... you trainer over there... yes you...don't roll on oguri...trust me...
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>>550442461
>what style I want to main forever
No this is a cygames gacha you're supposed to main all 8 styles and distances.
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>>550442701
it just isn't
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Orange hours
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time for a nap
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>>550442718
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>>550442843
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>>550442806
Cygames, please. I don't have the money to make a primal deck for Arima Kinen Oguri.
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>>550442795
congratz on passing the new captcha
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>>550442345
>End Closer Pasa card

Are End Closers and their Straightaway Spurt advantage still a thing 2.5 years later?
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>>550442842
like right now!?
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>>550442701
fuck u
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>>550442701
gotta give me the global dates
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>>550442842
It's slightly unorange hours according to my divinations so I'm gonna sleep
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>>550442905
>torena is still using his magna deck
ohnononononono
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Got another onsen ticket event with Scarlet, that makes it my fourth with her. Funny thing is I'm not getting them with the other umas I've been training.
I think I've been marked.
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>>550442701
rape frogposters
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>>550442919
Leader/Betweener・If you're on the final corner in the Final Leg, you're not in the back of the pack, and there's at least 600 m remaining in the race, your acceleration will greatly increase
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>>550442919
>3 years into the future we're still getting shit on by Gold Ship
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>>550442919
Other styles will get their own viable accel for long distances
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>>550442345
The only umas I care about in this image are
>El Condor Pasa
>Symboli Kris S
I wonder how hard it is to play the game if you just use the oshi rule with support cards.
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Now what
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>>550442842
>>550442885
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>>550443106
that shit works on the mile too
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I caught up on Cingray while the game was down. They were right part 2 was kino.
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>>550443137
YEPPERS GET AWAY
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>>550442721
i think there's 4 hours left till it auto-assigns your last used team.
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>>550442798
*rapes you*
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>>550442701
Does anyone have an umamusume version of this kind of image?
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Helios prone bone
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>>550443137
Yeppers corruption arc
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>>550442452
I like this dog.
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>>550443251
Police Brutality! Police Brutality!
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>>550443140
Not as strong tho, also we already have decent options for mile with Angling, Pump, and SFV
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>>550443251
El Condor Pasa was killed while "resisting arrest"
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maintenance
i havent registered for the finals yet
am i fucked
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>>550443393
that horse is looking odd
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>>550443030
This but goldship
I don't think goldship is into sex though
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Taiki is the most likely uma to force herself on you.
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>>550443118
Please Kitasan...I want to blow it all...
>>550443190
I forgot if I set my team up or not since I passed out since getting home from work. Guess I'll see in a 3 hours
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>>550443515
Too dumb for sex
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Super charged protection
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>>550442493
I'm reading. At the end of the Trainspotting sequel, Porno. Shit is breaking my heart. Why is Scotland so cold and ruthless bwos...
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>>550443548
Kita pits and tits...
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Umm... Isn't it already past 6 AM UTC?
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>>550442452
>I FUARKING LOVE HUMANS RRRAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH
Idgi?
It's not like umas are that different to humans compared to real horses to humans
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>>550443515
Force her homecooking on them until all the BBQ makes them too fat to wobble away from her
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>NOOOOOPEE don't wanna not racing yada go away hmmmph FUCK YOU HAG GROOVE noppers i'm not getting in the gate cry about it stay mad L bozo buzz off cope dilate kys leave me alone yada i refuse screw o-
>wait... are those... brattula cunnias sneeds...?
>SI PATRONA GIMME GIMME GIMME I WILL DO IT GLORY TO EMPRESS GROOVE!
>YADA YADA DOOOOOOOOOO *destroys daiwa and vodka*
>Eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for...
wait what about the swimsuit
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>>550443463
you've forfeited your position in the finals and will receive zero carats
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>>550443581
Please train this uma.
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>>550443217
use the image of taiki shuttle stuck in a cattle guard
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>>550443669
I saw a bunch of Fukus in this CM. That was neat
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>>550443643
Sweepy wouldn't say this
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>>550442701
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>S.Mcqueen and S.Golshi is on the same banner
nice
>it's right before S.Maru Speed card
not nice
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>>550443669
Can't trick me, that's not an Uma, but an unusually large and yappy Pomeranian
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>>550443463
You have 2 hours after maint ends. It registers your last team automatically if you don't
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>>550443251
I NEED to be Grass Wonder's prisoner of love.
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im tiwed...
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>>550443643
>YADA YADA DOOOOOOOOOO
I laughed harder than I should have
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I can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!
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>>550443217
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>>550443556
She knows exactly what it is she just doesn't know you're supposed to ask for consent first.
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another fucking day where i don't have MLB kitasan
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>maintenace
WHAT
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which uma would play highguard unironically?
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>>550443774
okay really good to know if its not gaslight, thanks
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I would fuck Oguri hard desu
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>>550443942
read the notifications next time fatty
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>>550443669
After failing so hard the last time I did a career with her, I can't do it. I cannot expose her to my mediocre trainer abilities any more
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MYSTERIOUS UMAS
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>>550442320
I wish I could have this POV...
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Yeppers!
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>>550443869
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>>550444016
uhhhh that's a weird looking Oguri
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why would yeppers idolize that bitch gold city
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>>550444086
What the fuck would a centaur be in Umamusume, just savage Umas who kidnap men?
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>captcha starts failing last night
>whatever, I'll use a browser
>encounter new captcha today
I wish this god forsaken website wasn't the only place on the internet to discuss this game.
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I HATE CURREN
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>>550444097
She’s the best
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>>550444061
GOD what's it like to get your life forced drained by an uma
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>>550444150
Anyon? Your leddit? Xitter? [popular modern platform here]?
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>LOL dumb nigger is posting again! #WhatAloser #KillRice #CuteCurren
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>>550442643
who the FUCK IS MAKING THESE
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>>550444214
I think you misspelt "I love Curren"
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>>550444295
holy cute!
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>>550444214
what metal band does rice listen to?
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>>550444139
she wants to be a whore deep down
many such cases for country bumpkins
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>>550444139
Pretty city girl
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>>550444148
It will be all female with a disturbing out of this world lower half (horse legs), probably something like Centorea and her clan
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>>550444390
https://youtu.be/o4y13B_SSEo
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EraUma's sex system fucking sucks
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>>550444390
Beast in Black
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>>550444139
In Yeppers' eyes, Gold City is the ideal 'city girl'; beautiful, confident, and decisive
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>>550444254
Like a warm, full-body hug
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>>550444456
Is she about to fuck another guy in the karaoke booth with Helios?
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>>550444303
She doesn’t know the n-word.
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Post something cute
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>>550444456
>My CF is slowly being corrupted by the super mega evil Helios and her friends
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>550444539
Onii-chan has been teaching her naughty words...
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Is it worth watching cingray 2 now or waiting until it's all out to binge?
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>>550444540
Stupid dog.
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What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Do you always see the absolute fucking worse in anything?
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>>550444582
My bro can't be this cute
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>>550444641
>Is it worth watching a good show NOW or only once I can binge it like a subhuman?
Bringing is fine, but it's good, so just fucking watch it you dummy.
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umazing
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My lower back hurts
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Last one that I'm making
1384 pieces across 6 puzzles, rotation
https://jiggie.fun/umajig4
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>>550444641
Watch it now, there's only one episode left and it's probably just going to be a setup for next season.
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>>550444582
feeding tamachan
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My life feels so empty whenever uma goes maintenance...
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>>550444742
Gramps...
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>>550444582
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>>550442345
I have this version someone made, has more specialized cards in it, not sure how good it is
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>>550444540
>>550444661
SUPER MEGA CUTE doggo!
>>550444695
Super cute Bro!
>>550444605
ULTRA lovable CF!
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>>550444742
Trainer-San...it is time for you to retire, come with me to the glue...I mean the farm where you can train Umas all day long and go on dates with other Trainer-Sans...
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>>550444742
for me, what helps is reverse hyperextensions. try doing them like 3 times a day for a few days
you don't need equipment. i just use my bed
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She’s not coming to the game, is she bros?
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You can still open JP uma
and record some KFC webms for Year1 umas too
I'm just saying
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what's the deal with chiyo
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>>550444854
Give them to me, cygames. I must have the oomers.
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>>550444765
She looks like a rabbit girl
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>>550444582
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>>550444901
Tama's 71cms.......
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>>550444742
>mfw ojii-san spotted
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>>550444901
rabbits aren't allowed in tracen...
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>>550444917
AYO IS THAT CROPPED DOG PORN!?
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SUPER NIGGER JEW TRANNY FAGGOT BLAST
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>>550444742
Invest in a better chair or a standing desk or both
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>>550444742
hey
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jiggie?
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>>550444954
I want Spe to slurp on my ojisan dick.
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>>550444983
That's not fair, they let a bunch of dogs, cats, and cows in
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>>550444989
she wouldnt say this
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>>550444690
It's SEA hours now sadly
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>>550445097
Marvellous Sunday is an emotion. Read a fucking book
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>>550444297
At least this proves you haven't looked at those platforms.
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>>550445072
she'll slurp up that cock with her wet, dripping fat pussy
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>>550444954
Spe needs to be plapped by my ojiisan torena cock
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my honest chance?
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>>550443869
>>550444061
God I wish Americans were real
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>>550445248
What gave you that silly idea?
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You guys should rub one out before posting next time.
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>>550444742
my shoulder blade audibly grinds if I roll my shoulder
office work is pretty fun
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>>550445357
The odds are in your favour
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The particles that make up my dick come to a standstill whenever I see speshit from the sheer lack of sex appeal
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>>550445391
Never!
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>>550445357
If this post ends with a 7, you will win
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You guys are fucking retarded.
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Sorry Danchou I forgot about the maintenance
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>one of the partners brings in an intern
>nepo kid for the summer, no problem as long it's someone we can trust it shouldn't be too big if an issue since we arent paying her
>intern leaves after summer
>dont think much about it until today
>ring ring ring
>its the irs and apprently alot of our monthly tax reports and exports for the summer are super fucked up or just not done which triggered an audit for the entire year
Wonderful i guess ill be flatling i hate zoomers so fucking much its unreal
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>>550445423
That's my mom, calm your autism, dog.
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>>550445557
She wouldn’t say this…
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next thread will be better
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>>550445667
Eat your veggies
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isn't flashy landing just a middle finger to dueling mechanics if procced during the dueling phase?
she just nyooms away
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>reddit tachyon
Deserved. Based zoomer retard.
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>>550444946
imagine the naizuri
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>>550445474
no youre just old
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>>550445357
Why are you missing well over 100 speed on 2 runners?
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>>550445743
what the fuck
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is there any uma that can help me unlock my meridian gates
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>>550445667
Eat your fuckin veggies
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>>550445667
>next thread will be be- OH MY FUCK MNNGNN NO NOT SO FAST I'M GONNA CUMMMMM~
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>>550445772
i can't cap sneed
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>>550445790
yaeno muteki
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When maint ends in 1 hour I get to beeline 2 borrows in 2 hours then start my 3rd before bed.
I LhOaVtEe THIS GAME
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>>550443616
It's the subtle difference that she likes
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Do horses actually have an enhanced sense of smell?
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https://poal.me/3o9vmo
https://poal.me/3o9vmo
https://poal.me/3o9vmo
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>>550445726
>king reddit
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how do I fix the no valid captcha bug? I don't wanna stop using 4chanx
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>got RP bar is full notif
AIEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S ALL GOING TO WASTE
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>Fall asleep during career
>Wake up
>Maintenance
Aiiiiieee did I just brick my run
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>>550445790
is that the thing from naruto
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>>550445883
Or you can grow some balls and not be a slave to your club
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>>550445914
Those enormous snoofers aren't for nothing.
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>>550445975
>https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/3528
literally a 1 second fix
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>>550445975
didnt it get a fix just a while ago?
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>redditmusume
>umareddit
>cyreddit
>gacha reddit
>reddit game
>redditware
>redditdevice
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>>550445914
>enhanced

No. Horses have exactly 100% of the normal smelling power of horses.
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>>550445914
what do you think
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>>550445883
your x2 usage?
>uploads are blocked from your IP range
>third time in two weeks
>static fucking IP
FUCK THIS SHITHOLE
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>>550446056
>Symboli Reddit
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>>550446056
curren 4chan
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>>550446094
Sometimes when that happens I just close and reopen the quick reply box and it works again.
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>>550446149
SHUT UP!
>>550446183
>Only pedos post her
BlueSkyCurren
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Just got my hagfucker permit
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>le mad scientist el psy kangaroo
There is not a single uma more reddit than tachyon.
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still have no idea what the quick reply check box does and I've been posting for years
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>>550445391
This wouldn't matter if you have ED
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>>550446301
Bwo... your Oguri... your Goldshi...
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>>550446149
Wish there were more male trainer and Sirius comics
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Its over...
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Finals hasn't happened for Libra yet, but which CM so far has been your favorite and least favorite?

Favorite: Leo Cup, tons of viable acceleration skills and having access to Dominator really let people bring their oshis out in droves, which I did with Biwa. My finals match was a three way head/neck finish and even though I got third it was still an incredible race to watch

Least favorite: Cancer Cup and it isn't even close, it truly lived up to its name. People love to fellate this one but the dearth of acceleration skills outside of gambling Lates that love to get blocked and the P2W Fronts (especially Seiun Sky, Cancer Cup made me resent her even though I think her character is great) made races really boring to watch. The only one I ended up in B finals, and I was robbed of a close race between my Vodka and another person's by that other person also slopping together a S!Maru at the last second that ended up being uncatchable. Very glad that the anniversary balance patch came early, because Virgo Cup was so much better.
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Would /uma/ like Spe if she was more for you and would have sex with you like Pecorinne?
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So Scorpio is gonna be 90% NuOguri + Med Taiki + negative nature, yeah?
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>>550446481
that would be a downgrade
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>>550446225
gentardonna? no... genitaldonna.. that dont work either...
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>>550446456
I HATE ALL MEDIUM CMS
>FRONTS MURDER ME
>DEBUFFERS
>GOLDSHIP COMEBACK
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>>550444016
DELETE HERMIONE FROM YOUR FOLDER IT'S BEEN MONTHS

>>550443916
This will end tomorrow anon
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>>550446225
>Limewiredonna
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>>550446597
You can't beat Gentle Wife
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>>550446456
Favorite: the ones I won (the skill and passion based CMs). Least favorite: the ones I lost (the bullshit RNG whalebait CMs).
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>>550446456
leo was fucking cancer because you NEEDED maru and medium in general is aids. more so than long
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>>550446456
>favourite
leo, because I won plat and it was the first CM where I had an actual idea of how to build horses and was rewarded for it
>least
taurus or gemini (especially, with the higher requirements for progression), because I was leagues away from the target stats and couldn't even gamble my way up like I could in cancer, so it was just five days of 15 races where I ate shit hoping for a single (or two) wins
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>>550446456
favs:
Cancer and Virgo. Won both, made whales seethe
Least favourite: Gemini and Libra
long is for piggies, short is where f2p CHADs dominate
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>>550446456
Fave: Cancer. I learned a ton during that one and applied those lessons to get a better ace by A finals. Managed to win with Fuku too.
Least: The first one. Nature Golshi Oguri every match got real boring real fast. I also still really sucked at the game so my aces were suboptimal.
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>>550446635
im sorry, donnaposter
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>>550446653
I won Leo without Maru or a single front runner.
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>>550446653
do the people that post dumb shit like this even play the game or what
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>>550446753
for red shift nigger
skill is aids and cringe because you have to nuke your affinity to get it
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>>550446597
>GentooDonna
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>>550446456
favourite: i have no idea i was clocked out for all of them and i dont even know if i got plat or gold or anything
least favourite: libra because its the first one ive paid attention in and im group b
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>>550446456
Leo because it's the only one I won thanks to Unity drugs
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>>550446845
I-I would like to install GentooDonna..
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>>550446456
Favourite: Gemini (I won)
Least: All mile CMs (they're shit)
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>>550446225
>>550446597
gentildonna is definitely reddit
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>>550446819
retard thought I was talking about summer maru
get aids faggot
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>>550446456
Longs are gay, the rest has been less gay.
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>>550445883
you know you can just do 2 and merely start the 3rd, right? you can run 4 tomorrow.
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>>550446951
thinking you need red shift is even more retarded xis
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>>550447005
>reading comprehension
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>>550446456
>favorite
leo because its the only one i won platinum in
>least favorite
cancer
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>>550447005
read my post again slowbroguri
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>>550446821
I didn't take Red Shift for that reason. IIRC I got by with SFV and Pump. Can't double check now for obvious reasons. You complain about "needing" to do things and calling people who point out that you're the one limiting yourself niggers. Maybe you should spend that energy more productively and you'll get a satisfying win next time.
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I'm going to rape Manhattan Cafe.
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>>550446743
No harm, no foul
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>>550446821
>have to nuke your affinity to get it
heh, you wouldn't understand... I trained smaru ace... WITH redshift inherit
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>>550446725
I actually beat a whale in Gemini myself, gotta love making them seethe
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>>550447071
fuck yeah
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>>550447059
when someone says X before bed, its natural to interpret it as they are rushing to finish X before bed. shrug.
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im so mad i wanted to make a 3rd ace but maintenance. i havent even signed up for A finals :(
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>>550443616
hitomimi lover
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>maru redditshift inherit
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>>550446456
You can really tell who is a whale and who isn't based on these replies
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>all these rape jokes
>no uma has molested a trainer in-game
lame yet
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>>550447064
>IIRC I got by with SFV and Pump
>I USED STYLES WHO HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE TO RED SHIFT
no shit you can drop it then
it was obligatory for paces
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SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER STRONG S
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>>550447265
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You may not like it but this is what the #1 Uma looks like
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>>550444513
Knowing buena, she's just trying hard to seduce you
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>>550447264
gold ship literally kidnaps you
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>gotten to attached to club members I am now deathly afraid MANT will make people quit and the comfy friend will be over
Damn it it wasn't suppose to be like this. It was suppose to be a place where I just get carats.
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>>550447146
I've beaten whales in libra too, shiny ass S and S+ coming in 3rd or 2nd. But I don't like it because on average they still beat me more because of consistent rng

miles you just gamblemaxx and be very very close to their powerlevel, uncomfortably so
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>>550447319
You just know she has a jungle down there
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I think I've had just about enough of Oguri Cap (As in peak)
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>>550447315
>just use umas you don't have bwo
>or those that are meta
ew
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>>550447204
>350 wit
Those two never fired their accels
maybe they got rushed, took too long to recover, and never fired their heals
Seiun Sky was already here by Gemini but i dont know if people took advantage of pace promoting into AnS even then
that's an even longer initial straight anyway
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>>550447319
Scarlet deserves better than slop
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please don't tell Tazuna-san...
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>>550447204
https://files.catbox.moe/0gh48c.mp4
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>>550447382
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>>550447319
You may not like it but this is what the #1 Umu looks like
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Why is Suzuka such a creep?
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>>550447572
When are we traveling back in time and training Tazuna?
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Good morning /teio/
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>>550447391
see >>550447573
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>>550447374
She had
She probably started shaving after falling for her trainer
Right about the latter half of her classic year
Which may or may not be to your liking
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>40 minutes remaining
how are we holding up?
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>>550447584
umu sex
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>>550447572
sex
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Wtf how long is maint? I didn't register yet.
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my training regimen would involve the trainee sitting on the trainer's (my) face after running around a track.
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>>550447595
Maiden in love
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>no breasts
I would never fuck Suzuka or go near her.
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>>550446456
Favorites: Leo, Virgo, Cancer
Least Favorites: Longslop (shan't be giving them recognition by saying their name) and Taurus because I had an abysmal deck during that time and it was honestly a bad experience.
Honestly, Cancer was my real formative years and Leo was when all the puzzle pieces locked into place.
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i just realized that the umas would be the abusive ones in the relationship she would probably beat the living shit out of you for only getting her pregnant with males
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>>550447805
grass wouldn't do this
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>>550447805
>he would probably beat the living shit out of you
god please I need this
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>>550447674
would umu's ear decoration be on the right or the left? in-universe she's always been a woman but from our perspective she's a genderswap character.
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>play Special Week career
>it's suzukawank
>play Air Groove career
>it's suzukawank
>play Matikanefukukitaru career
>it's suzukawank
>play El Condor Pasa career
>it's suzukawank
>play Ass Wonder career
>you guessed it, still suzukawank
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS ZERO SEX APPEAL BITCH! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HER.
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>>550447805
it's a perfect anime world, abusive relationships don't exist
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>>550447859
>playing a golden generation career
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Someone post that Mean Natie green text again
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>>550447846
Rudolf would, though.
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>>550447859
she da goat yo
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DESU WA
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>>550447918
>Sirius wouldn't force me to lick her toes
sigh
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>>550447859
Did Ass Wonder even wank Suzuka? She was busy trying to one up Maruzensky.
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>>550447584
>Umu Uma
Holy seeeeeeeeeex
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>>550444139
She seems inspired by Taylor Swift unfortunately. Sweet country girl that hits it big, gets starstruck by sluts in expensive outfits and turns into an even more appalling giga slut that ruins a generation of women and marries some roid monkey in her thirties.
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>extended
Get fucked for finals CM
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would you have sex with a loser uma
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>>550447584
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>>550447859
Play Taiki career and slap Suzuka silly.
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>>550448060
according to the twitter comments on that pic, apparently this thing is voiced by the same VA as nero. Might have to add her to my maybe someday list.
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>>550447854
I would say left. umu is perceived as a guy, but was always a woman even when she cut off that one twink's dick.
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>>550448109
insane post
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>>550448109
Slut bijin alt when?
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>>550447353
Definitely agree on longs, the stats needed are absolutely brutal (especially since I have 0LB Kita) and Gemini and Libra are definitely third and second least favorite even with me winning Gemini against that whale. Still wonder how much they spent 5*ing that Taishin just to lose.

>>550447391
If the Seiun Sky in >>550447146 had a good speed stat and S Long it would have actually beaten me, thankfully for me it only had ~900ish
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>>550448109
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>>550448242
yeppers is not like that
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>>550448109
u good lil bro
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>>550448109
I'm as ambivalent on Taylor Swift as the next 4channer, but she was literally engineered from birth to be popular. Hardly a fair comparison.
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>>550448194
Like umu and VA, but not enough to get that creature
>>550448143
THIS extremely loyal dog, however...
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>>550448198
one last neropost, only because you brought up the twink.
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>>550444507
Why does Toreina look like he just checked out of Auschwitz?

>>550447343
She kidnaps a lot of people across the IP, but hasn't raped anyone that we know of.
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I will fuck NTR
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>>550447071
get ready to take Sunday Silence from behind
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>>550448109
>ruins a generation of women
You hate to see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAyLrRZf1-I
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Why the fuck is unity cup so dogshit for red hints? I also haven't seen the acupuncture woman event since this new scenario started
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>>550448109
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it's up early
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>there's an actual taylor swift oshifag in here
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>>550448109
>This is a 4chan post in 2025
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I don't get it
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>>550447573
>Only heal was at the very end when everyone else got their Maestro off
>Cooldown on Scarlet just before the final leg
>Zero accel to contest a pace promote
perfect alignment in every way
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>>550448517
fuck I fell for it

let me in the game ree I need to use my TP
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>>550448109
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>>550448592
whoa that's a really lewd outfit
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I'm in group B laugh at me
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>>550448109
>womanposting at 3 am
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>>550448658
if i laugh i go to hell
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>>550448465
The red hints hide behind the unity training thing sometimes
It’s pretty annoyingly
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>>550448658
>I'm in group B laugh at me
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>>550448109
>>550448658
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>>550448465
You think Riko would let that shady woman into Tracen?
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>>550448465
The red skill hint bubbles hide behind unity bubbles, both at the facility and individual umas. You see maybe half of them if you're lucky.
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let me in kusoge
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>>550448518
where
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>>550448017
Grass' career was Maruwank (ft. Golden Gen) (except King Halo)
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tired and my favorite poster isn't here I'm sad
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>>550448746
Hey fuck you, I made it into the A final, don't lump me in with him.
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>>550448869
I, your favorite poster, am here.
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>>550448845
Post your hero.
Stupid site ate my comment -_-
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>>550448820
It will be extended
You will get gems
You will like it
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>>550448109
Put me in the screencap
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>>550448118
Absolutely
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gn
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>>550448869
>unironically liking Teioposter
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>>550448959
>You will get gems
lmao
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>>550448845
Strapjuh? Stop ignoring my DMs
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>>550448872
>>550448109
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>>550448972
I wouldn’t want her to call me trainer after we’re married with kids man that would be weird
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I'm happy and my least favorite NTR indian isn't here.
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I got a dog
and a cap girl without cap
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>>550448813
FINALLY a job application I can get behind!
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I've been waiting here for like 4 hours now, but you know... I never knew what the maintenance is for. So, what is it for?
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>>550449167
Let's just say I hope you didn't fall for the botting meme.
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>>550449167
If you don't whale, the update does not concern you
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>>550449167
probably for linking to the cygames ID stuff
don't log in too quickly after it finishes or your account might be deleted
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>>550449167
For kitasan rerun
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Guys it's up, check your Mailbox
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>>550449101
Ines Fujin reminds me of those types of doujinshi where the MC comes back to the countryside and his older female cousin or childhood friend turned into an absolute bombshell of a beauty and they have intense lovey-dovey sex
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>>550449167
Integrating the Cygames Webshop.
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>>550449252
Wassup?
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>>550449101
cap girl is way cuter in japanese
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>>550449302
Nothing much dog
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This is just between us, but they will never bring it up early because they don't want people to complain that other people got 5 extra minutes.
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>>550447695
I didn't either, but if you failed to register the game will auto-register you with your last used roster. Unless you wanted to change things up for the finals you'll be fine
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>>550448908
love you.
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>>550449432
Destitute goblin my beloved.
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Is ines fujin the most npc looking character design?
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>>550449516
poorfag LOVE
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>>550448118
Absolutely
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>>550449167
THE DAY HAS COME
IT'S THE CULLING OF THE CLANKERS
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>>550449432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6rYVHzJgqI
real soundtrack. i'd watch a shaft version of uma musume
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>>550449167
They’re implementing pregnancy mode
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>>550448658
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>>550449530
Her personality seems fine, but I can't stand her race wear. It just instantly makes me see her as a pushy 40 year old housewife out on a jog.
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I cant connect anymore. Did they purge the botters or what
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I forgot about maintenance and now it's going to be extended until registration time.
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>>550449101
*touches her non-existing hat*
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>>550449167
Total bot genocide update
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>>550449432
Imagine being her brother and brushing her teeth…
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>>550449275
Not a doujin but it has the same premise
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>>550449792
I hope so.
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>TP is full notification
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
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>>550449775
yeppers
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it's up
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I DIDNT GET TO REGISTER MY CM HONSES AND THE LAST ONES I USED WERE MY JOBBERS HORSES I TRAINED FOR THE LAUGHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ALL OF THAT TRAINING FOR NOTHING
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stop posting dotos or i will rape her
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Why can't I log in?
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>>550449915
UID?????
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>>550449928
>1h left
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS TOO CLOSE
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It's up
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Just finished Road to Top. I really just can't make myself like it. It doesn't make good use of the 2 hours to make me give a shit about any of the characters. Top Road forgets herself and is stressed out trying to meet expectations instead of run for fun, but what's her personality outside of that? fucking nothing. Opera O is a fun character, but that she never breaks character and nobody ever reacts like she's weird or calls attention to it just makes her seem fake. Vega, dont' even get me started. Survivor's guilt can be a great character motivation, but in her case it just doesn't fit. It's played poorly.

At the end of the film I don't find myself caring about Vega's or Top Road's growth, the win is animated cool but it isn't hype or motivating. It's a resoundingly mediocre story for how good it looks. I think they only thing worse in the series so far is Season 1, which is only worse because of animation and star characters. It's story is at least tangible and satsifying.

New Era > Season 2 > Season 3 > Road to Top > Season 1
I will now start watching CinGrey
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>>550449530
That's Yeppers
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>>550449928
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>>550449915
>>550450034
AGPxis...
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>>550449878
It's too late. Danchou is en route to your location already
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Is it still safe to use LootBar after this cygays ID update thing
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i reckon that the only proper way to make an actual secretariat uma is to just copypaste some shit like yujiro and make em a woman (and kind and calm)
the instant secretariat is born the balance of the world shifts entirely
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>>550449847
>img
INSANELY based!
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>>550448658
>>550448690
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>>550450141
>search
>half hoyoshit
>half "is this site legit"
sure buddy
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>>550449915
>>550450176
Are you retarded?
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Post an Uma that is litterally for (you)!
[Spoiler]I am NOT retarded[/spoiler]
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>>550450137
Danchou here, flatliners are allowed and won't be kicked
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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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>1650 carats for $10.99
thank you cygenerous
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>>550449915
>>550450176
>posted it twice
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>>550449915
>>550450034
>>550450176
>>550450307
Euthanize yourself
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Danchou... I can't do fan runs because of maintenance...
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>550450082
Nobody asked for your indian opinion, go back
>New Era
Let me guess, you misunderstood Tachyon's character too. >Muh hype beast Tachyon is so cool science Uma very cool
Retarded plebbitor, do you even know Cafe is not Tachyon roommate or did you think they were roommates this whole time?
Kys
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Is there an explanation for why Mejiro McQueen's base race outfit has her tummy peeking out just slightly?
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>>550450405
meant for >>550450082
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>>550449915
>>550450034
>>550450176
>>550450307
Certified /uma/ moment
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>Can't buy monthly through the webstore
Shan't be using it then
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>>550450307
retardGAWD
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>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
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>>550450405
To be fair you need a fairly high IQ to understand Agnes Tachyon
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>>550450507
You are round.
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That sure is a lot of spaghetti being spilled
Do umas even like spaghetti
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>>550450405
holy fucking based
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>>550449915
>>550450034
>>550450176
>>550450307
>>550450505
This is a forced joke. I can't prove it, but I know it is.
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>>550450307
>retardmaxxing
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>>550449928
holy shit i almost forgot to fix my umas, i almost signed up with 900 speed ryan that i put in for memes
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rember to brush teeth before maint finishes so you can lay in bed and do a career then quickly exit and save once you've dozed off a few times for optimal sweep
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>>550448845
TAKAO A SHIT BTW
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I’m pretty new, missed the first Kitasan.
So basically it’s either swipe my credit card to max her support or be bricked forever?
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>>550450637
nyes
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>>550450492
weird decision to always eat store fees on their widest seller
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I think we should rape /that/ anon
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>>550450532
who even is this uma and why is she running at me
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Wait is it really back? I was about to go to sleep.
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>A fucking false flag to make dober bros look bad
I hope none of you guys fall for this shit
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>>550442208
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>>550450798
DONT LOOK
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>slop
Don't do that
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>>550450705
Guess I’ll get busy swiping tomorrow then. Hope my luck doesn’t cost me hundreds. Is she literally that good that she’s just the best on all umas for global? How long is she meta?
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>>550450798
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Plans for Christmas umadachis?
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>>550450920
grind for cm
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>>550450920
visit my parents
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>>550450405
you have to be 18 to post on this site kid.
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Thoughts on donkeys?
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>>550450965
….dont tell me there’s a CM right on Christmas. That wold be insane to have the finals then
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>>550450798
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>>550450798
NANDEYANEN
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>>550450798
me on the right
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>>550450998
love
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>>550450798
that poor man is getting drained by an evil uma
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>>550451004
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guys my asshole is itchy for some reason it isn't dirty or anything i even cleaned it just to make sure please heelp
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This is the list of most popular horses voted into the Arima Kinen
there's something odd about these numbers but i cant put my finger on what
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>>550450884
she's a mainstay for the rest of this scenario, not great for the next scenario in march, and then back to being an instant pick the scenario after that in july. If you don't get her to 2-3LB off a single pity it's not the end of the world, because the tachyon speed card that comes out at the same time as the july scenario is comparably good. So you're really only losing out for the next couple of months in the current scenario, and even then with the rainbow crystals and free/paid selectors on every anni you can get her to MLB easily
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Post retirement oguri...
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>>550451004
Dude this is a mobage
You are not doing wow raid
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>>550450798
mods asleep
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>>550451178
chinks discovered horses exist in 2020
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I've already bought the $70 discounted pack three-times. Did it reset?
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>>550451119
IS THIS GASLIGHT OGURI OR SMUGURI
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Reminder that if you don't have a 68+ RB deck for MANT, you won't be able to compete. Guts build is just a cope option, which is not as good.
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>>550450637
>>550450884
It's a generalist (works on basically everyone) speed (you want this stat) stat stick support card that only gets outclassed 2 years into the game, and even then remains perfectly usable as the power creep in this game isn't like other mobile games where you get walls of text every month.

If you're swiping it'll get slightly cheaper if you also daily pull while sparking (29k carats after 10 days rather than 30k for the first spark) but it's not the end of the world if you don't get her to 3LB. You get SSR vouchers every couple months and there's the rainbow crystals that we get 2 or 3 of per year.

It's way cheaper and better to spend $25? than $408 per 200 pulls, this shit is ultimately a slots machine.
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>>550450920
Drink alone.
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UMADACCHIS WHY IS THERE A NEW CAPTCHA

Wait hold on is this an upgrade?
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Embarrassed umas
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>>550451258
You have to read the fine print
>The in-game limited offer "7,500 Carats (3 times only)" and the Cygames WebStore limited offer "8,250 Carats (3 times only)" have a shared limit; you can only make up to three purchases across both of these offers. (If you have already reached the purchase limit for the in-game offer, the Cygames WebStore offer will not be available.)
If you can still buy it then they might have messed up I guess
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>>550450637
>>550450884
You get crystals, tickets which you can use to max her gradually if you need to. They are just quite rare and valuable.
She isn't the best for the next scenario so if you can live with borrowing her until then to have some respite, but then she's back to being the best speed card until like March 2027.
It's not a perma brick if you don't MLB her now, but freeing up that borrow slot makes life a lot easier for you.
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>>550451361
its a lot faster to do for me, but its just a captcha so who really cares
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>>550451370
Only if I fiddle with their ears
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1500 carats, check your inbox.
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>>550450920
jack it to my favorite uma
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>>550451318
How come you only make these reminder posts now vs the past two months when I asked about MANT mechanics?

Makes me feel like you just finished watching a sloptuber video...
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1 more 10x pull for Oguri CyGENEROUS
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>>550451483
what gave you that idea silly?
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can we skip mant i dont want to abuse my horses
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GLOBALTARDS ARE AGAIN TALKING ABOUT MANT
MAKE IT STOP
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>>550450637
>I’m pretty new
id just reroll if I failed to get LB3. did you save your ticket and crystal?
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why is mant the king von of umamusume
you'll live man
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>>550451483
Race bonus in MANT has been common knowledge for a long time. It's not hard to get enough, just MLB the SR Nishino Flower and don't cleat your welfare Yeppers. Also save your SR crystals for Vega if you can.
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>>550451483
It wasn't a video. It was a stream... Victoria Frontier is already preparing us for MANT
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>>550450920
>left ear
this is a stallion!
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Hmmm I wonder what the blue and red sparks are...
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>failed two 7% trainings on Fukukita in a row
>On a last ditch effort to make a new Fuku just before the finals selection
Random chance is not real
There are gods of fortune in this world
Everything is guided
And they all want me to die
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>>550451716
1* wit, 2* pace
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>>550451654
>It wasn't a video, it was a (live) video
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Why did nobody post a screenshot of the maintenance gibs...?
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Yep, time for a souless Taishin ace.
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>>550451716
>550451716
still good enough to use?
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>>550451790
it's a surprise
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>>550451790
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>>550451748
You're a prophet
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Cygenerous
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Cygenerous status?
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>>550451960
I hate being right
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Guys
My NPC Haru actually won the first Aoharu dirt race
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>>>/a/284547881
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>>550452057
elaborate
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WILL THE TOP GUN GASLIGHTS NEVER END

I HAVE NOT SEEN HER WIN A SINGLE CM MATCH
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>>550450798
tamamo is poor and has a small penis
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>>550452057
Meanwhile Goldshit
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>>550452128
S tier accounts for cuteness too THOUGH
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>>550451880
It has 6* stam and 3* medium attached to it so maybe
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>>550450082
Damn you made that Tachyonposter seethe hard.
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>>550448109
I stay here for posts like this
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>>550452170
>saying that when Ryan is S tier
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the cap
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>>550452401
the fraud
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I dunno what to do for MANT :(

im just stacking race bonus? Like I should use the Manhattan Cafe stam card even for a sprinter?

Wit cards are dead again?
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>>550452128
Mayano is interesting because guide makers will shill her as easy to build as she gives skills but simultaneously she's hard to build cause her stat growth sucks
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>>550452520
>I dunno what to do for MANT :(
stop worrying about it anon we still have 2 months left for unity
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>taiki career
>good stats. medium S
>zero velocity hints
>9 debuff hints
T-thanks, I guess...
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I don't wanna raise endcloser sprinters
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>>550451543
I want to abuse Tama with my dick, I want to hear her making alot of noises
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Do we know what the maint was for?
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>yesterday I had 5/0
>4/1
>2/3
>1/4
I now fully believe in forced matchmaking
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Is it even worth making aces now when Dober is coming the same day as Scorpio starts?
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>>550452570
G Long means they'll move at 10cm/second
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hey, I can buy the 7500 carats deal, wtf?
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Thoghts on the UMA MUSUME IS A EXPOSED BACK GAME allegations?
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>>550451625
>just mlb
Cmon man...
Are we getting free 100 or 200 or 300 pulls anytime soon?
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>>550452571
i just ignored base maya and went straight for bride maya the problem went away
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>>550452674
Depends. Are you building a Dober ace?
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>>550452686
I thought speed only mattered on the spurt?
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>>550452520
Just use native wit card, 15 race bonus.
Unless you got gaslit and pulled on brickshimoto banner instead of her you're gonna be fine.
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am i the only one that seriously can't reach S let alone A on their teammates? i mean this beats Riko easy, it just feels odd to balance stats AND train w/ them
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>>550451178
They moved the voting to online sometime after Covid iirc which is why it kept increasing. Also keiba being more and more popular in general especially with uma out helps too
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>>550452570
normally umas in KKS run 19m/s and scale up to 23 m/s at late race.
G is a 90% demerit to late race speed boost. G long they'd be running at 19.4m/s.
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>>550452520
Yeah stacking race bonus is important but up to the minimum of 50 for MANT like how 35 is for URA/Aoharu
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>>550452750
I'll just be using her as a parent since I already know two of the three aces I'm running.
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>failed 10% twice
Alright
crash out time
You're going to race until you die
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>>550452738
Based and made for licking right after a race
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>>550452738
Cumming on Chrono's back
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>>550452856
Isn't Biko better than NTR for most of the career?
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>>550452928
>abusive trainers
kill this man
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I call this: SUPER GATSUJIN GOD SUPER GATSUJIN
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>>550452868
Then do some reading and thinking. dober doesn't matter
>>550452856
35 in URA/Unity is a nice to have. Race bonus is the only thing that matters in MANT.
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>>550452610
>ywn have tamamo squirting all over your cock
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>>550452856
>50
If you can't reach 68, you are bricked
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>>550452738
>exposed back AND pits
Why did they make her race outfit so erotic and lewd?
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>>550451318
Is this good enough? I think I can go for MLB Fuku.
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Nyooo...
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>>550453038
How do you reach that stam with no stam/power cards? Do you explode on stam/power a bit/ Or is seriously riko + stam sparks enough for that
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>>550452520
Stam cards are complete bricks for MANT
FM has 10% racebo, and NN has 15% racebo. You have them both and didn't get baited by bricko, right?
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>>550453173
rice VILLAIN would whale out toreinas card
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>>550453124
You need 2 speed cards. Windy has 10RB. And you need to slot in creek for longs and maybe mediums
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>>550452520
>>550452520
You can also wait for NTR card and try your luck since the banner includes another SSR in disguise, Ayabe guts.
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>>550453173
Heroic Rice helping trainers
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>>550453185
I want to put it in her butt.
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>>550453197
>LB3 NN
>LB3 FM
>SSR crystal before MANT
>Free selector before MANT
I'm all ready
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>>550453218
>mfw only have windy at 0lb
>creek at 1lb
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>>550453226
Cute hag
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ochinpo windy
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>>550452520
just casualfag bro MANT is NOT worth it
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Are you ready for daily fan quota to reach 5mil in MANT?
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>>550452128
>I HAVE NOT SEEN HER WIN A SINGLE CM MATCH
But you're right, she does win a lot less then it feels like she should whenever you build her.
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>retard sloptuber watchers are still shilling their whale decks
Jamie, pull up the WITGOD F2P MANT DECK./
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>>550443041
>Leader/Betweener
why would pace/late skill have anything related to endcloser discussion
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blessed
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Free groundwork. Thanks Falco!
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>>550452856
Is this actually hope for a f2p like me?
I just need 1 more free to play MLB card and NTR can be borrowed.
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Uh oh umadacchis
Looks like UMANT is gonna USHART our UMANTS
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>>550453147
15* stam + riko is generally enough to get 800 without stam bubbles. If you want to get over that, you'll have to start popping bubbles in stam.
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I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA
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if you duel base mayano and she activates flashy landing she just zooms off regardless
is this like a get out of jail card for dueling
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Brian is such a sperg
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WATASHI WA WINNER DESS
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Oh, you have to heal before hand practice poor...
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>you get an extra 10 pulls for every 200$ spent now
Th-Thanks, I guess...
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>>550452803
I literally never pay any attention to the teammates and just click on auto. Never lost one of the first 2 races picking the top option, for race 3 + 4 I sometimes pick the middle one if the predictions are 2 X and 1 triangle or worse.
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>>550453554
Just make sure you MLB Marvelous Sunday in the next event, she give 15% race bonus
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>>550453512
Its their version of accel
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For me, I don't think I want to be a trainer at Tracen. If I ever were to be reincarnated into tge Uma world I probably wouldn't be a trainer or anything special like that. It's probably too competitive and I'm never the type to make it if I have to be honest. What i will do, is maybe organize some local events in my neighborhood and inviting some regular umas to race casually for fun. Maybe the first place prices would be a coupon for meal or something small to show my appreciation. I think that sounds really nice don't you think so?
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>>550452856
>only have 2 lb cafe and 1 hag groove
IT'S OVER
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>>550453769
Sex with this Uma.
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>>550450920
Drinking nonstop while r/a/dio. Sorry Danchou no careers for the holidays
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Is the game running at double speed for anyone else? Scouting Animations and Skills are double speed and so are Uma animations when I tap on them.
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>>550450920
Dinner with the lads, dinner with family, drinking alone in my room while playing Starsector.
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>>550453717
Thats great to hear she's an event card
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ONE HOUR LEFT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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test
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>>550453942
I'm still undecided whether to bring 2 pace and 1 end or the opposite
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>>550453942
I went with triple late surgers for A finals. God will decide my fate.
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Is the Cygames id store susceptible to VPN regional pricing tricks or nah?
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Am I the only one who has it rough as fuck with Digitan careers? She places poorly in so many races, and her secret event requires you to place 1st in a whole boatload of G1s... should I just start inheriting Speed sparks? It always feels like I don't have enough...
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Sopping wet _____ _____
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>>550451204
>>550451327
>>550451414
Thanks bwos. If she’s a long term investment, I will spend money on her. I don’t mind, these horses are so fucking cute.
I spent $250 on CZN and that game is boring as shit to me to the point I deleted it, gacha is really all I spend my money on anyway
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>>550453572
If you wanted her why didn't you use your starting selector on her, Bejitabro?
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Be ye not tempted Trainer-sans
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How do I build parents for Capricorn Cup? Sprint G1 races don't exist and if I try getting sprint sparks from milers that will take twice as long
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>>550454082
No it's always USD
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>>550454305
Bro your Sprinters Stakes?
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>>550454305
>if I try getting sprint sparks from milers that will take twice as long
u rike?
Also on sprints turf S is just as powerful as distance S
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>>550454312
Unlucky, only spending on the rare special offers for me then
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>>550454097
Remember that dirt races have -100 power always
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>>550454205
newcutie whale
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>>550454249
Because I used it on MackQueen
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How the FUCK do umas run four times this fast
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>CM1-4
>Lock in manually
>Win
>CM5
>Let the game auto lock in
>Lose
I'm not making the same mistake again
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any 9* head-on parent yet
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I was in such a hurry to get one last ace run done that I accidentally brought Lone Wolf when I already had it on my goldship...
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>>550454440
Poor weak Ningen
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>>550454487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE
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need event points but nothing worth running with a curren borrow... or in general...
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>>550454440
Well most of them don't run for an hour, races are done in mere minutes
They're trained for top speed
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>>550454179
Uma manko?
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post em
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You umas are not bad. But humanity will never lose to Umas!
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>>550454624
Thank you for setting epithets.
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>>550454624
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>>550454440
thats fast
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>>550453473
That's my quota for the month bwo
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grooming new players and forcing them to spend money to mlb supports i want to borrow
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>>550452128
mayachi is the new potential woman
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>>550454450
But if you win with auto, you can make a cool post about it here and get like 4 (you)s
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>>550454624
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>>550454634
If Agnes Tachyon were real she could own the world if she wanted to, and her powerful horsey muscles would never even come into play.
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>>550454650
people who don't set custom epithets on their CM aces are the definition of soulless
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>>550453473
I can't wait for MANT. I already do more than 5mil anyway
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>>550454624
Decided to go 1pace and 2end. Bringing another Pace might give goldships a bigger chance to proc their NSM early
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>>550454634
except humans are more out of shape than ever before, your peak of humanity isn't the olympic athletes or body builders, its the tribal hunters living in mud huts in africa.
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>>550454415
bro...
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>update completely broke being able to cycle trainings with shoulder buttons
Bravo Cygames.
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Which one
Lie in Wait is even more unreliable than BoFA if you are likely to see lots of end closers
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>>550454813
sh-shoulder buttons?
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>>550454813
>shoulder buttons
are you a steam deckbro?
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>>550454831
I would go with right
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>>550454530
borrowing doesn't matter now
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>>550442701
Kys nigger
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>>550454831
Triple 7 is my alternative to extra tank. I'd go for right
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>>550454775
>yokozuna
She’s not that fat…
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>>550454831
The one on the left is extremely cute, but the one on the right is also extremely cute. I'll call it a tie.
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>>550454897
that's a whole 40% more event points, it definitely does
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>>550454624
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>>550454624
Do NOT register right now or else!
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IM BACK
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>>550454831
Neither will win you the B finals.
In true Fuku spirit I would just toss a coin.
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>>550454930
>search Yokozuna
Never knew that. I thought the title sounded beautiful
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>>550454624
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>>550452856
I already cleated two Yeppers though...
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>>550455073
anon.............
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>>550454624
only one of them have capped speed and its doto......
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>>550455073
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>>550454624
Here we go.
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>>550454787
>cuddle with uma
>she has a bad dream
>breaks your neck
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>>550454831
I ran triple fronts.
My matches always had at least 3 end closers. ~5% of the time there was a front for pace denial, I saw some players using 2 end 1 pace gambling for promotion, and a total of 1 to 3 players going for overtaking their own fronts.
Also depends on your own team. If you're running 2 ends yourself then being at the back is less likely.
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>>550455040
It is very cool, in all fairness. There’s only two in the world right now, I think.
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>>550454967
if you simply do borrows and especially 2x tp, 1m requires no effort to hit. Don't have to waste deck slots
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>>550455116
That's why you spoon them from behind, like a real jockey does.
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>>550454670
If I can't keep partial pace with my trainee, how can I expect them to respect me as a trainer? Every NFL coach was a former star player, it's only fair that an uma trainer can at least out-stamina their trainee.
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>>550455160
okay but that still doesn't solve my issue of having nothing worth training right now
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>grass gparent run ate 3 clocks
I thought late surgers are fixed...
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Well this is awkward. Wat do?
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>>550455116
Trainers are under divine protection of the 3 goddesses when they're contracted with a named(based on irl and playable) uma
You cannot die
Unless you're Still's or Espoir's trainer, the goddesses tend to slip up teehee
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Hello fellow humans, how goes it? Let's engage in human to human communications. Where is the annual human, uma free meeting spot again? Haha.
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>>550454624
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>>550454864
rog ally but close enough
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>>550454624
Now I'm just hoping to be lucky and hit 3 NSMs in the finals
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>>550455251
>spoiler
what the fuck does that even mean
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>>550455234
fill TT holes or start the depressing ace runs for next cm
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>>550454882
>>550454927
god damn it you're probably right

>>550455157
I started with a pacer but abandoned that plan for it being too unreliable but my replacement was another end, that did manage to pull her weight, as dicey as she was, making a team with 2 ends and 1 late..

>>550455005
>>550454962
The left Fuku ran all 80 races so im um... wondering if im jinxing something
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>>550454624
No, Nice Nature is not using red skills. Yes, King Halo is first-rate.
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Golshi or any End Closers on your team is automatically sovlless. I don't make the rules. That's just the way the carrot crunches.
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>>550455378
Sweep is NOT soulless!
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>>550454624
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Im beating the finales, but by the skin of my fucking teeth. Terrible stats with like one 800 at best. The problem here though is I dont have the carrots to try to mlb a gold support, and Im only getting like 20k points at the end of a doubled run, so im probably boned on getting a 5 star ssr from the eventr
should i just run like regular Rs if i can mlb them? over like a gold with just 1 or 2 or a 0 ssr> at a bit of a loss here. just keep playing 100 careers to get the carrots to roll for more supports?
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>>550455378
>waaahhh bweehhhh uwoooogh bwaaahhh
grow up nigga
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>>550455378
Let's see YOUR team then big guy
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>>550455409
Sweep is so erotic...
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>>550454624
Akshually, mine is the only soulful team because I use guts build instead of generic cookie cutter meta builds.
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>>550455479
>>waaahhh bweehhhh uwoooogh bwaaahhh
sweepy after I'm done with her
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>>550455378
my oshi would despise me if i didn't play to win.
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>>550455342
i got 12 minutes to decide and im an indecisive piece of shit
what would Shiroaki think about switching someone out after 80 races for marginal gain
for all i know i might get into a finals with the only end closers being mine
or maybe i will face 2 Golshis and 2 Taishins and 2 Mayas...
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>>550455342
In the end the activation of swinging maestro/gold recovery will be the deciding factor and which is why I'm sweating here. I only have one golden recoveries on both of my end closers
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>>550455368
Kingu stats/skills/winrate?
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>>550455461
Run Bakushin and Borrow Wit Curren.
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>>550454624
All that matters is that I had fun seeing my kamioshi win in shitter lobbies!
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>>550454624
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>>550454624
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>>550455564
the sad thing is my original Fuku had to fire two recoveries to achieve a win condition, and this new one only has to fire one..
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>>550454624
There is no hope for me in the face of the Golshi menace
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>all these sweaty and/or lucky mfers with Long S
Fuck all of you. I got like 2 S procs in 20 some cafe runs despite double affinity and 7+ long *. And both were bust runs.
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>>550453674
doesnt apple/steam/android take way more than 10%?
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>>550455461
Use whatever cards have the features that look best, regardless of what rarity category they fall into. A level 40 R card will often have trouble competing with even a single copy of a rarer card though. Just look at the stats and events and see what the differences are. (You can't see all the details of what a card's events do just by looking at the card in the game, but you can at least see what skill hints they are capable of providing.)
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>8 Medium, 107 affinity
>6 Medium, 114 affinity
Which one's better?
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I can beat umas 1v1
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>>550455709
8 star
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>>550455342
FUCK
i gave the new FUku 100 less wit
Now the new one wins even harder
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>>550454487
im working on it
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>>550455709
whichever has more whites because you're not rolling pinks anyway
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>>550455656
you unironically don't need long S if you believe hard enough (and hit charming pre debut). This cafe had the best winrate of my team at 31%, beating golshi and taishin both with long S, spurt etc
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>>550455709
8
or whichever has more white skills
Affinity means jackshit
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>>550455735
The one on the right looks better overall desy
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>>550455572
She was designed to be a pace chaser in sprints and has a win rate of zero. I threw her in at the last moment so that she could be the king of my team, because it had lacked a king. She is not there to win the races.
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>>550455709
107 to 114 isn't even 10% while 6 to 8 is like 30
and affinity means much less than base stars, unless you're running 1 medium on the direct parent
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To the anon who has experimented with Urara's gold, how is it? Can I take it on Scorpio as my sole gold?
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>>550455784
yeah ik 2bh, mine has 42%. I just hate distance so much. She prol only lost 1-2 from a long s, but thats enough to keep me salty. Especially when my 4cm wins all came from dist S umas
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>>550455735
when did umalator add a mood plus extra stats above the graph?
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>>550455976
That's the VFalator, made by VF
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Put in my 5% winrate Tachyon and 0% winrate Maya
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Teio limit
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>>550359249
>>550359249
>>550359249
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>>550455735
It's done
Shiroaki forgive me

I don't know what you wanted from me or wanted me that i didn't fulfill
Why couldn't i make one truly competitive Fuku

>max image limit
of course
just as i try to post
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>>550456102
DAMN YOU TEIO
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>>550456156
>>550456156
>>550456156
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>>550455378
How does one measure sovl? Do you need a microscope? A ruler? A scale?
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>>550456203
One of these days im gonna go in there, talk about global uma, but with text fed through Japanese Google translate
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>>550456289
>new bread at page 5
this shit's too fast for me bwos
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>>550467527
Im not watching QRD?



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