Previous: >>550426417>Global Game NewsUmamusume wins Best Mobile Game at Game Awards 2025Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000mCurrent Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Manhattan Cafe (3*), Symboli Rudolf 3* [Archer by Moonlight], Gold City 3* [Autumn Cosmos]Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nakayama Festa (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SR), Curren Chan SSR [Cutie Pie With Shining Eyes], Narita Brian SSR [The Whistling Arrow's Taunt]12/17 - CyGames ID Store link-up12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* [Cinderella Grey] Inari One (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
wife
uma for this captcha?
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>550442105pls post Blast Onepiece, I do not care of the golden mutt
>>550442210
Twin
>>550442105You are the in?
If you see this Teio ritualposter I hate you and I hope bad things happen to you.
Stop posting lewd images.
6 months....
>>550442105These are the only cards you needNever spend a single cent on this degenerate jewish practice of a game where you need 3LB-MLB of a card to function properly.
>>550442287>ritualposter>singular
anyone doing last minute attempts to improve their aces for the finals? hows it going? did you succeed / is your run looking good? or are you flailing and failing and wasting your time on more unlucky runs?
>>550441827I never finish
>>550442345>have to figure out what style I want to main forever 4 years in advanceWhat is this, university?
What does one do for two hours to distract from the bad thoughts when there's no Umamusume...
DO NOT ERPDO NOT HORNY POSTI KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, GENTLEFAGS
Since Eishin Flash is german and not japanese, does she have spicy pits?
>>550442461No, those are a >get if you can, here’s how to use them
Any chance the servers come back up early?
>>550442461Thats the point of having foresight unlike the dumb nips who are always fomoingJust figure out which umas suit your tastes and base your card selections on them.https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
get some sleep bwo
I was gonna take some time to make a last desperate attempt at a better ace for finals but i didn't realize maintenance was gonna landsomehow i assumed it was gonna happen after the CM...
>>550442440Yeah, I'm running a super high roll 800 stam 700 speed classic year golshi right now
>>550442493I watch twitch streams like a good consumer.
why isn't it possible?
Orange butt for good luck
Gyaru propaganda
>>550442440When are final sign ups done again?
>>550442701die frog tards and go bck to v
>>550442367SEXXX
test
hey... you trainer over there... yes you...don't roll on oguri...trust me...
>>550442461>what style I want to main foreverNo this is a cygames gacha you're supposed to main all 8 styles and distances.
>>550442701it just isn't
Orange hours
time for a nap
>>550442718
>>550442843
>>550442806Cygames, please. I don't have the money to make a primal deck for Arima Kinen Oguri.
>>550442795congratz on passing the new captcha
>>550442345>End Closer Pasa cardAre End Closers and their Straightaway Spurt advantage still a thing 2.5 years later?
>>550442842like right now!?
>>550442701fuck u
>>550442701gotta give me the global dates
>>550442842It's slightly unorange hours according to my divinations so I'm gonna sleep
>>550442905>torena is still using his magna deck ohnononononono
Got another onsen ticket event with Scarlet, that makes it my fourth with her. Funny thing is I'm not getting them with the other umas I've been training.I think I've been marked.
>>550442701rape frogposters
>>550442919Leader/Betweener・If you're on the final corner in the Final Leg, you're not in the back of the pack, and there's at least 600 m remaining in the race, your acceleration will greatly increase
>>550442919>3 years into the future we're still getting shit on by Gold Ship
>>550442919Other styles will get their own viable accel for long distances
>>550442345The only umas I care about in this image are>El Condor Pasa>Symboli Kris SI wonder how hard it is to play the game if you just use the oshi rule with support cards.
Now what
>>550442842>>550442885
>>550443106that shit works on the mile too
I caught up on Cingray while the game was down. They were right part 2 was kino.
>>550443137YEPPERS GET AWAY
>>550442721i think there's 4 hours left till it auto-assigns your last used team.
>>550442798*rapes you*
>>550442701Does anyone have an umamusume version of this kind of image?
Helios prone bone
>>550443137Yeppers corruption arc
>>550442452I like this dog.
>>550443251Police Brutality! Police Brutality!
>>550443140Not as strong tho, also we already have decent options for mile with Angling, Pump, and SFV
>>550443251El Condor Pasa was killed while "resisting arrest"
maintenancei havent registered for the finals yetam i fucked
>>550443393that horse is looking odd
>>550443030This but goldshipI don't think goldship is into sex though
Taiki is the most likely uma to force herself on you.
>>550443118Please Kitasan...I want to blow it all...>>550443190I forgot if I set my team up or not since I passed out since getting home from work. Guess I'll see in a 3 hours
>>550443515Too dumb for sex
Super charged protection
>>550442493I'm reading. At the end of the Trainspotting sequel, Porno. Shit is breaking my heart. Why is Scotland so cold and ruthless bwos...
>>550443548Kita pits and tits...
Umm... Isn't it already past 6 AM UTC?
>>550442452>I FUARKING LOVE HUMANS RRRAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHIdgi?It's not like umas are that different to humans compared to real horses to humans
>>550443515Force her homecooking on them until all the BBQ makes them too fat to wobble away from her
>NOOOOOPEE don't wanna not racing yada go away hmmmph FUCK YOU HAG GROOVE noppers i'm not getting in the gate cry about it stay mad L bozo buzz off cope dilate kys leave me alone yada i refuse screw o->wait... are those... brattula cunnias sneeds...?>SI PATRONA GIMME GIMME GIMME I WILL DO IT GLORY TO EMPRESS GROOVE!>YADA YADA DOOOOOOOOOO *destroys daiwa and vodka*>Eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for...wait what about the swimsuit
>>550443463you've forfeited your position in the finals and will receive zero carats
>>550443581Please train this uma.
>>550443217use the image of taiki shuttle stuck in a cattle guard
>>550443669I saw a bunch of Fukus in this CM. That was neat
>>550443643Sweepy wouldn't say this
>>550442701
>S.Mcqueen and S.Golshi is on the same bannernice>it's right before S.Maru Speed cardnot nice
>>550443669Can't trick me, that's not an Uma, but an unusually large and yappy Pomeranian
>>550443463You have 2 hours after maint ends. It registers your last team automatically if you don't
>>550443251I NEED to be Grass Wonder's prisoner of love.
im tiwed...
>>550443643>YADA YADA DOOOOOOOOOOI laughed harder than I should have
I can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!
>>550443217
>>550443556She knows exactly what it is she just doesn't know you're supposed to ask for consent first.
another fucking day where i don't have MLB kitasan
>maintenace WHAT
which uma would play highguard unironically?
>>550443774okay really good to know if its not gaslight, thanks
I would fuck Oguri hard desu
>>550443942read the notifications next time fatty
>>550443669After failing so hard the last time I did a career with her, I can't do it. I cannot expose her to my mediocre trainer abilities any more
MYSTERIOUS UMAS
>>550442320I wish I could have this POV...
Yeppers!
>>550443869
>>550444016uhhhh that's a weird looking Oguri
why would yeppers idolize that bitch gold city
>>550444086What the fuck would a centaur be in Umamusume, just savage Umas who kidnap men?
>captcha starts failing last night>whatever, I'll use a browser>encounter new captcha todayI wish this god forsaken website wasn't the only place on the internet to discuss this game.
I HATE CURREN
>>550444097She’s the best
>>550444061GOD what's it like to get your life forced drained by an uma
>>550444150Anyon? Your leddit? Xitter? [popular modern platform here]?
>LOL dumb nigger is posting again! #WhatAloser #KillRice #CuteCurren
>>550442643who the FUCK IS MAKING THESE
>>550444214I think you misspelt "I love Curren"
>>550444295holy cute!
>>550444214what metal band does rice listen to?
>>550444139she wants to be a whore deep downmany such cases for country bumpkins
>>550444139Pretty city girl
>>550444148It will be all female with a disturbing out of this world lower half (horse legs), probably something like Centorea and her clan
>>550444390https://youtu.be/o4y13B_SSEo
EraUma's sex system fucking sucks
>>550444390Beast in Black
>>550444139In Yeppers' eyes, Gold City is the ideal 'city girl'; beautiful, confident, and decisive
>>550444254Like a warm, full-body hug
>>550444456Is she about to fuck another guy in the karaoke booth with Helios?
>>550444303She doesn’t know the n-word.
Post something cute
>>550444456>My CF is slowly being corrupted by the super mega evil Helios and her friendsNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>550444539Onii-chan has been teaching her naughty words...
Is it worth watching cingray 2 now or waiting until it's all out to binge?
>>550444540Stupid dog.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Do you always see the absolute fucking worse in anything?
>>550444582My bro can't be this cute
>>550444641>Is it worth watching a good show NOW or only once I can binge it like a subhuman?Bringing is fine, but it's good, so just fucking watch it you dummy.
umazing
My lower back hurts
Last one that I'm making1384 pieces across 6 puzzles, rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/umajig4
>>550444641Watch it now, there's only one episode left and it's probably just going to be a setup for next season.
>>550444582feeding tamachan
My life feels so empty whenever uma goes maintenance...
>>550444742Gramps...
>>550444582
>>550442345I have this version someone made, has more specialized cards in it, not sure how good it is
>>550444540>>550444661SUPER MEGA CUTE doggo!>>550444695Super cute Bro!>>550444605ULTRA lovable CF!
>>550444742Trainer-San...it is time for you to retire, come with me to the glue...I mean the farm where you can train Umas all day long and go on dates with other Trainer-Sans...
>>550444742for me, what helps is reverse hyperextensions. try doing them like 3 times a day for a few daysyou don't need equipment. i just use my bed
She’s not coming to the game, is she bros?
You can still open JP umaand record some KFC webms for Year1 umas tooI'm just saying
what's the deal with chiyo
>>550444854Give them to me, cygames. I must have the oomers.
>>550444765She looks like a rabbit girl
>>550444901Tama's 71cms.......
>>550444742>mfw ojii-san spotted
>>550444901rabbits aren't allowed in tracen...
>>550444917AYO IS THAT CROPPED DOG PORN!?
SUPER NIGGER JEW TRANNY FAGGOT BLAST
>>550444742Invest in a better chair or a standing desk or both
>>550444742hey
jiggie?
>>550444954I want Spe to slurp on my ojisan dick.
>>550444983That's not fair, they let a bunch of dogs, cats, and cows in
>>550444989she wouldnt say this
>>550444690It's SEA hours now sadly
>>550445097Marvellous Sunday is an emotion. Read a fucking book
>>550444297At least this proves you haven't looked at those platforms.
>>550445072she'll slurp up that cock with her wet, dripping fat pussy
>>550444954Spe needs to be plapped by my ojiisan torena cock
my honest chance?
>>550443869>>550444061God I wish Americans were real
>>550445248What gave you that silly idea?
You guys should rub one out before posting next time.
>>550444742my shoulder blade audibly grinds if I roll my shoulderoffice work is pretty fun
>>550445357The odds are in your favour
The particles that make up my dick come to a standstill whenever I see speshit from the sheer lack of sex appeal
>>550445391Never!
>>550445357If this post ends with a 7, you will win
You guys are fucking retarded.
Sorry Danchou I forgot about the maintenance
>one of the partners brings in an intern>nepo kid for the summer, no problem as long it's someone we can trust it shouldn't be too big if an issue since we arent paying her>intern leaves after summer>dont think much about it until today>ring ring ring>its the irs and apprently alot of our monthly tax reports and exports for the summer are super fucked up or just not done which triggered an audit for the entire yearWonderful i guess ill be flatling i hate zoomers so fucking much its unreal
>>550445423That's my mom, calm your autism, dog.
>>550445557She wouldn’t say this…
next thread will be better
>>550445667Eat your veggies
isn't flashy landing just a middle finger to dueling mechanics if procced during the dueling phase?she just nyooms away
>reddit tachyonDeserved. Based zoomer retard.
>>550444946imagine the naizuri
>>550445474no youre just old
>>550445357Why are you missing well over 100 speed on 2 runners?
>>550445743what the fuck
is there any uma that can help me unlock my meridian gates
>>550445667Eat your fuckin veggies
>>550445667>next thread will be be- OH MY FUCK MNNGNN NO NOT SO FAST I'M GONNA CUMMMMM~
>>550445772i can't cap sneed
>>550445790yaeno muteki
When maint ends in 1 hour I get to beeline 2 borrows in 2 hours then start my 3rd before bed.I LhOaVtEe THIS GAME
>>550443616It's the subtle difference that she likes
Do horses actually have an enhanced sense of smell?
https://poal.me/3o9vmohttps://poal.me/3o9vmohttps://poal.me/3o9vmo
>>550445726>king reddit
how do I fix the no valid captcha bug? I don't wanna stop using 4chanx
>got RP bar is full notifAIEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S ALL GOING TO WASTE
>Fall asleep during career>Wake up>MaintenanceAiiiiieee did I just brick my run
>>550445790is that the thing from naruto
>>550445883Or you can grow some balls and not be a slave to your club
>>550445914Those enormous snoofers aren't for nothing.
>>550445975>https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/3528literally a 1 second fix
>>550445975didnt it get a fix just a while ago?
>redditmusume>umareddit>cyreddit>gacha reddit>reddit game>redditware>redditdevice
>>550445914>enhancedNo. Horses have exactly 100% of the normal smelling power of horses.
>>550445914what do you think
>>550445883your x2 usage?>uploads are blocked from your IP range>third time in two weeks>static fucking IPFUCK THIS SHITHOLE
>>550446056>Symboli Reddit
>>550446056curren 4chan
>>550446094Sometimes when that happens I just close and reopen the quick reply box and it works again.
>>550446149SHUT UP!>>550446183>Only pedos post herBlueSkyCurren
Just got my hagfucker permit
>le mad scientist el psy kangarooThere is not a single uma more reddit than tachyon.
still have no idea what the quick reply check box does and I've been posting for years
>>550445391This wouldn't matter if you have ED
>>550446301Bwo... your Oguri... your Goldshi...
>>550446149Wish there were more male trainer and Sirius comics
Its over...
Finals hasn't happened for Libra yet, but which CM so far has been your favorite and least favorite? Favorite: Leo Cup, tons of viable acceleration skills and having access to Dominator really let people bring their oshis out in droves, which I did with Biwa. My finals match was a three way head/neck finish and even though I got third it was still an incredible race to watchLeast favorite: Cancer Cup and it isn't even close, it truly lived up to its name. People love to fellate this one but the dearth of acceleration skills outside of gambling Lates that love to get blocked and the P2W Fronts (especially Seiun Sky, Cancer Cup made me resent her even though I think her character is great) made races really boring to watch. The only one I ended up in B finals, and I was robbed of a close race between my Vodka and another person's by that other person also slopping together a S!Maru at the last second that ended up being uncatchable. Very glad that the anniversary balance patch came early, because Virgo Cup was so much better.
Would /uma/ like Spe if she was more for you and would have sex with you like Pecorinne?
So Scorpio is gonna be 90% NuOguri + Med Taiki + negative nature, yeah?
>>550446481that would be a downgrade
>>550446225gentardonna? no... genitaldonna.. that dont work either...
>>550446456I HATE ALL MEDIUM CMS>FRONTS MURDER ME>DEBUFFERS>GOLDSHIP COMEBACK
>>550444016DELETE HERMIONE FROM YOUR FOLDER IT'S BEEN MONTHS>>550443916This will end tomorrow anon
>>550446225>Limewiredonna
>>550446597You can't beat Gentle Wife
>>550446456Favorite: the ones I won (the skill and passion based CMs). Least favorite: the ones I lost (the bullshit RNG whalebait CMs).
>>550446456leo was fucking cancer because you NEEDED maru and medium in general is aids. more so than long
>>550446456>favouriteleo, because I won plat and it was the first CM where I had an actual idea of how to build horses and was rewarded for it>leasttaurus or gemini (especially, with the higher requirements for progression), because I was leagues away from the target stats and couldn't even gamble my way up like I could in cancer, so it was just five days of 15 races where I ate shit hoping for a single (or two) wins
>>550446456favs:Cancer and Virgo. Won both, made whales seetheLeast favourite: Gemini and Libralong is for piggies, short is where f2p CHADs dominate
>>550446456Fave: Cancer. I learned a ton during that one and applied those lessons to get a better ace by A finals. Managed to win with Fuku too.Least: The first one. Nature Golshi Oguri every match got real boring real fast. I also still really sucked at the game so my aces were suboptimal.
>>550446635im sorry, donnaposter
>>550446653I won Leo without Maru or a single front runner.
>>550446653do the people that post dumb shit like this even play the game or what
>>550446753for red shift niggerskill is aids and cringe because you have to nuke your affinity to get it
>>550446597>GentooDonna
>>550446456favourite: i have no idea i was clocked out for all of them and i dont even know if i got plat or gold or anythingleast favourite: libra because its the first one ive paid attention in and im group b
>>550446456Leo because it's the only one I won thanks to Unity drugs
>>550446845I-I would like to install GentooDonna..
>>550446456Favourite: Gemini (I won)Least: All mile CMs (they're shit)
>>550446225>>550446597gentildonna is definitely reddit
>>550446819retard thought I was talking about summer maruget aids faggot
>>550446456Longs are gay, the rest has been less gay.
>>550445883you know you can just do 2 and merely start the 3rd, right? you can run 4 tomorrow.
>>550446951thinking you need red shift is even more retarded xis
>>550447005>reading comprehension
>>550446456>favoriteleo because its the only one i won platinum in>least favoritecancer
>>550447005read my post again slowbroguri
>>550446821I didn't take Red Shift for that reason. IIRC I got by with SFV and Pump. Can't double check now for obvious reasons. You complain about "needing" to do things and calling people who point out that you're the one limiting yourself niggers. Maybe you should spend that energy more productively and you'll get a satisfying win next time.
I'm going to rape Manhattan Cafe.
>>550446743No harm, no foul
>>550446821>have to nuke your affinity to get itheh, you wouldn't understand... I trained smaru ace... WITH redshift inherit
>>550446725I actually beat a whale in Gemini myself, gotta love making them seethe
>>550447071fuck yeah
>>550447059when someone says X before bed, its natural to interpret it as they are rushing to finish X before bed. shrug.
im so mad i wanted to make a 3rd ace but maintenance. i havent even signed up for A finals :(
>>550443616hitomimi lover
>maru redditshift inherit
>>550446456You can really tell who is a whale and who isn't based on these replies
>all these rape jokes>no uma has molested a trainer in-gamelame yet
>>550447064>IIRC I got by with SFV and Pump>I USED STYLES WHO HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE TO RED SHIFTno shit you can drop it thenit was obligatory for paces
SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER STRONG S
>>550447265
You may not like it but this is what the #1 Uma looks like
>>550444513Knowing buena, she's just trying hard to seduce you
>>550447264gold ship literally kidnaps you
>gotten to attached to club members I am now deathly afraid MANT will make people quit and the comfy friend will be overDamn it it wasn't suppose to be like this. It was suppose to be a place where I just get carats.
>>550447146I've beaten whales in libra too, shiny ass S and S+ coming in 3rd or 2nd. But I don't like it because on average they still beat me more because of consistent rngmiles you just gamblemaxx and be very very close to their powerlevel, uncomfortably so
>>550447319You just know she has a jungle down there
I think I've had just about enough of Oguri Cap (As in peak)
>>550447315>just use umas you don't have bwo>or those that are metaew
>>550447204>350 witThose two never fired their accelsmaybe they got rushed, took too long to recover, and never fired their healsSeiun Sky was already here by Gemini but i dont know if people took advantage of pace promoting into AnS even thenthat's an even longer initial straight anyway
>>550447319Scarlet deserves better than slop
please don't tell Tazuna-san...
>>550447204https://files.catbox.moe/0gh48c.mp4
>>550447382
>>550447319You may not like it but this is what the #1 Umu looks like
Why is Suzuka such a creep?
>>550447572When are we traveling back in time and training Tazuna?
Good morning /teio/
>>550447391see >>550447573
>>550447374She hadShe probably started shaving after falling for her trainerRight about the latter half of her classic yearWhich may or may not be to your liking
>40 minutes remaininghow are we holding up?
>>550447584umu sex
>>550447572sex
Wtf how long is maint? I didn't register yet.
my training regimen would involve the trainee sitting on the trainer's (my) face after running around a track.
>>550447595Maiden in love
>no breastsI would never fuck Suzuka or go near her.
>>550446456Favorites: Leo, Virgo, CancerLeast Favorites: Longslop (shan't be giving them recognition by saying their name) and Taurus because I had an abysmal deck during that time and it was honestly a bad experience.Honestly, Cancer was my real formative years and Leo was when all the puzzle pieces locked into place.
i just realized that the umas would be the abusive ones in the relationship she would probably beat the living shit out of you for only getting her pregnant with males
>>550447805grass wouldn't do this
>>550447805>he would probably beat the living shit out of yougod please I need this
>>550447674would umu's ear decoration be on the right or the left? in-universe she's always been a woman but from our perspective she's a genderswap character.
>play Special Week career>it's suzukawank>play Air Groove career>it's suzukawank>play Matikanefukukitaru career>it's suzukawank>play El Condor Pasa career>it's suzukawank>play Ass Wonder career>you guessed it, still suzukawankNOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS ZERO SEX APPEAL BITCH! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HER.
>>550447805it's a perfect anime world, abusive relationships don't exist
>>550447859>playing a golden generation career
Someone post that Mean Natie green text again
>>550447846Rudolf would, though.
>>550447859she da goat yo
DESU WA
>>550447918>Sirius wouldn't force me to lick her toessigh
>>550447859Did Ass Wonder even wank Suzuka? She was busy trying to one up Maruzensky.
>>550447584>Umu UmaHoly seeeeeeeeeex
>>550444139She seems inspired by Taylor Swift unfortunately. Sweet country girl that hits it big, gets starstruck by sluts in expensive outfits and turns into an even more appalling giga slut that ruins a generation of women and marries some roid monkey in her thirties.
>extendedGet fucked for finals CM
would you have sex with a loser uma
>>550447584
>>550447859Play Taiki career and slap Suzuka silly.
>>550448060according to the twitter comments on that pic, apparently this thing is voiced by the same VA as nero. Might have to add her to my maybe someday list.
>>550447854I would say left. umu is perceived as a guy, but was always a woman even when she cut off that one twink's dick.
>>550448109insane post
>>550448109Slut bijin alt when?
>>550447353Definitely agree on longs, the stats needed are absolutely brutal (especially since I have 0LB Kita) and Gemini and Libra are definitely third and second least favorite even with me winning Gemini against that whale. Still wonder how much they spent 5*ing that Taishin just to lose.>>550447391If the Seiun Sky in >>550447146 had a good speed stat and S Long it would have actually beaten me, thankfully for me it only had ~900ish
>>550448109
>>550448242yeppers is not like that
>>550448109u good lil bro
>>550448109I'm as ambivalent on Taylor Swift as the next 4channer, but she was literally engineered from birth to be popular. Hardly a fair comparison.
>>550448194Like umu and VA, but not enough to get that creature>>550448143THIS extremely loyal dog, however...
>>550448198one last neropost, only because you brought up the twink.
>>550444507Why does Toreina look like he just checked out of Auschwitz?>>550447343She kidnaps a lot of people across the IP, but hasn't raped anyone that we know of.
I will fuck NTR
>>550447071get ready to take Sunday Silence from behind
>>550448109>ruins a generation of womenYou hate to see it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAyLrRZf1-I
Why the fuck is unity cup so dogshit for red hints? I also haven't seen the acupuncture woman event since this new scenario started
it's up early
>there's an actual taylor swift oshifag in here
>>550448109>This is a 4chan post in 2025
I don't get it
>>550447573>Only heal was at the very end when everyone else got their Maestro off>Cooldown on Scarlet just before the final leg>Zero accel to contest a pace promoteperfect alignment in every way
>>550448517fuck I fell for itlet me in the game ree I need to use my TP
>>550448592whoa that's a really lewd outfit
I'm in group B laugh at me
>>550448109>womanposting at 3 am
>>550448658if i laugh i go to hell
>>550448465The red hints hide behind the unity training thing sometimesIt’s pretty annoyingly
>>550448658>I'm in group B laugh at me
>>550448109>>550448658
>>550448465You think Riko would let that shady woman into Tracen?
>>550448465The red skill hint bubbles hide behind unity bubbles, both at the facility and individual umas. You see maybe half of them if you're lucky.
let me in kusoge
>>550448518where
>>550448017Grass' career was Maruwank (ft. Golden Gen) (except King Halo)
tired and my favorite poster isn't here I'm sad
>>550448746Hey fuck you, I made it into the A final, don't lump me in with him.
>>550448869I, your favorite poster, am here.
>>550448845Post your hero.Stupid site ate my comment -_-
>>550448820It will be extendedYou will get gemsYou will like it
>>550448109Put me in the screencap
>>550448118Absolutely
gn
>>550448869>unironically liking Teioposter
>>550448959>You will get gemslmao
>>550448845Strapjuh? Stop ignoring my DMs
>>550448872>>550448109
>>550448972I wouldn’t want her to call me trainer after we’re married with kids man that would be weird
I'm happy and my least favorite NTR indian isn't here.
I got a dogand a cap girl without cap
>>550448813FINALLY a job application I can get behind!
I've been waiting here for like 4 hours now, but you know... I never knew what the maintenance is for. So, what is it for?
>>550449167Let's just say I hope you didn't fall for the botting meme.
>>550449167If you don't whale, the update does not concern you
>>550449167probably for linking to the cygames ID stuffdon't log in too quickly after it finishes or your account might be deleted
>>550449167For kitasan rerun
Guys it's up, check your Mailbox
>>550449101Ines Fujin reminds me of those types of doujinshi where the MC comes back to the countryside and his older female cousin or childhood friend turned into an absolute bombshell of a beauty and they have intense lovey-dovey sex
>>550449167Integrating the Cygames Webshop.
>>550449252Wassup?
>>550449101cap girl is way cuter in japanese
>>550449302Nothing much dog
This is just between us, but they will never bring it up early because they don't want people to complain that other people got 5 extra minutes.
>>550447695I didn't either, but if you failed to register the game will auto-register you with your last used roster. Unless you wanted to change things up for the finals you'll be fine
>>550448908love you.
>>550449432Destitute goblin my beloved.
Is ines fujin the most npc looking character design?
>>550449516poorfag LOVE
>>550449167THE DAY HAS COMEIT'S THE CULLING OF THE CLANKERS
>>550449432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6rYVHzJgqIreal soundtrack. i'd watch a shaft version of uma musume
>>550449167They’re implementing pregnancy mode
>>550448658
>>550449530Her personality seems fine, but I can't stand her race wear. It just instantly makes me see her as a pushy 40 year old housewife out on a jog.
I cant connect anymore. Did they purge the botters or what
I forgot about maintenance and now it's going to be extended until registration time.
>>550449101*touches her non-existing hat*
>>550449167Total bot genocide update
>>550449432Imagine being her brother and brushing her teeth…
>>550449275Not a doujin but it has the same premise
>>550449792I hope so.
>TP is full notificationAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>550449775yeppers
it's up
I DIDNT GET TO REGISTER MY CM HONSES AND THE LAST ONES I USED WERE MY JOBBERS HORSES I TRAINED FOR THE LAUGHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL OF THAT TRAINING FOR NOTHING
stop posting dotos or i will rape her
Why can't I log in?
>>550449915UID?????
>>550449928>1h leftHOLY SHIT THAT WAS TOO CLOSE
It's up
Just finished Road to Top. I really just can't make myself like it. It doesn't make good use of the 2 hours to make me give a shit about any of the characters. Top Road forgets herself and is stressed out trying to meet expectations instead of run for fun, but what's her personality outside of that? fucking nothing. Opera O is a fun character, but that she never breaks character and nobody ever reacts like she's weird or calls attention to it just makes her seem fake. Vega, dont' even get me started. Survivor's guilt can be a great character motivation, but in her case it just doesn't fit. It's played poorly.At the end of the film I don't find myself caring about Vega's or Top Road's growth, the win is animated cool but it isn't hype or motivating. It's a resoundingly mediocre story for how good it looks. I think they only thing worse in the series so far is Season 1, which is only worse because of animation and star characters. It's story is at least tangible and satsifying.New Era > Season 2 > Season 3 > Road to Top > Season 1I will now start watching CinGrey
>>550449530That's Yeppers
>>550449928
>>550449915>>550450034AGPxis...
>>550449878It's too late. Danchou is en route to your location already
Is it still safe to use LootBar after this cygays ID update thing
i reckon that the only proper way to make an actual secretariat uma is to just copypaste some shit like yujiro and make em a woman (and kind and calm)the instant secretariat is born the balance of the world shifts entirely
>>550449847>imgINSANELY based!
>>550448658>>550448690
>>550450141>search>half hoyoshit>half "is this site legit"sure buddy
>>550449915>>550450176Are you retarded?
Post an Uma that is litterally for (you)![Spoiler]I am NOT retarded[/spoiler]
>>550450137Danchou here, flatliners are allowed and won't be kicked
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>1650 carats for $10.99thank you cygenerous
>>550449915>>550450176>posted it twice
>>550449915>>550450034>>550450176>>550450307Euthanize yourself
Danchou... I can't do fan runs because of maintenance...
>550450082Nobody asked for your indian opinion, go back>New EraLet me guess, you misunderstood Tachyon's character too. >Muh hype beast Tachyon is so cool science Uma very coolRetarded plebbitor, do you even know Cafe is not Tachyon roommate or did you think they were roommates this whole time?Kys
Is there an explanation for why Mejiro McQueen's base race outfit has her tummy peeking out just slightly?
>>550450405meant for >>550450082
>>550449915>>550450034>>550450176>>550450307Certified /uma/ moment
>Can't buy monthly through the webstoreShan't be using it then
>>550450307retardGAWD
>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
>>550450405To be fair you need a fairly high IQ to understand Agnes Tachyon
>>550450507You are round.
That sure is a lot of spaghetti being spilledDo umas even like spaghetti
>>550450405holy fucking based
>>550449915>>550450034>>550450176>>550450307>>550450505This is a forced joke. I can't prove it, but I know it is.
>>550450307>retardmaxxing
>>550449928holy shit i almost forgot to fix my umas, i almost signed up with 900 speed ryan that i put in for memes
rember to brush teeth before maint finishes so you can lay in bed and do a career then quickly exit and save once you've dozed off a few times for optimal sweep
>>550448845TAKAO A SHIT BTW
I’m pretty new, missed the first Kitasan.So basically it’s either swipe my credit card to max her support or be bricked forever?
>>550450637nyes
>>550450492weird decision to always eat store fees on their widest seller
I think we should rape /that/ anon
>>550450532who even is this uma and why is she running at me
Wait is it really back? I was about to go to sleep.
>A fucking false flag to make dober bros look badI hope none of you guys fall for this shit
>>550442208
>>550450798DONT LOOK
>slop Don't do that
>>550450705Guess I’ll get busy swiping tomorrow then. Hope my luck doesn’t cost me hundreds. Is she literally that good that she’s just the best on all umas for global? How long is she meta?
>>550450798
Plans for Christmas umadachis?
>>550450920grind for cm
>>550450920visit my parents
>>550450405you have to be 18 to post on this site kid.
Thoughts on donkeys?
>>550450965….dont tell me there’s a CM right on Christmas. That wold be insane to have the finals then
>>550450798NANDEYANEN
>>550450798me on the right
>>550450998love
>>550450798that poor man is getting drained by an evil uma
>>550451004
guys my asshole is itchy for some reason it isn't dirty or anything i even cleaned it just to make sure please heelp
This is the list of most popular horses voted into the Arima Kinenthere's something odd about these numbers but i cant put my finger on what
>>550450884she's a mainstay for the rest of this scenario, not great for the next scenario in march, and then back to being an instant pick the scenario after that in july. If you don't get her to 2-3LB off a single pity it's not the end of the world, because the tachyon speed card that comes out at the same time as the july scenario is comparably good. So you're really only losing out for the next couple of months in the current scenario, and even then with the rainbow crystals and free/paid selectors on every anni you can get her to MLB easily
Post retirement oguri...
>>550451004Dude this is a mobageYou are not doing wow raid
>>550450798mods asleep
>>550451178chinks discovered horses exist in 2020
I've already bought the $70 discounted pack three-times. Did it reset?
>>550451119IS THIS GASLIGHT OGURI OR SMUGURI
Reminder that if you don't have a 68+ RB deck for MANT, you won't be able to compete. Guts build is just a cope option, which is not as good.
>>550450637>>550450884It's a generalist (works on basically everyone) speed (you want this stat) stat stick support card that only gets outclassed 2 years into the game, and even then remains perfectly usable as the power creep in this game isn't like other mobile games where you get walls of text every month.If you're swiping it'll get slightly cheaper if you also daily pull while sparking (29k carats after 10 days rather than 30k for the first spark) but it's not the end of the world if you don't get her to 3LB. You get SSR vouchers every couple months and there's the rainbow crystals that we get 2 or 3 of per year.It's way cheaper and better to spend $25? than $408 per 200 pulls, this shit is ultimately a slots machine.
>>550450920Drink alone.
UMADACCHIS WHY IS THERE A NEW CAPTCHAWait hold on is this an upgrade?
Embarrassed umas
>>550451258You have to read the fine print>The in-game limited offer "7,500 Carats (3 times only)" and the Cygames WebStore limited offer "8,250 Carats (3 times only)" have a shared limit; you can only make up to three purchases across both of these offers. (If you have already reached the purchase limit for the in-game offer, the Cygames WebStore offer will not be available.)If you can still buy it then they might have messed up I guess
>>550450637>>550450884You get crystals, tickets which you can use to max her gradually if you need to. They are just quite rare and valuable.She isn't the best for the next scenario so if you can live with borrowing her until then to have some respite, but then she's back to being the best speed card until like March 2027.It's not a perma brick if you don't MLB her now, but freeing up that borrow slot makes life a lot easier for you.
>>550451361its a lot faster to do for me, but its just a captcha so who really cares
>>550451370Only if I fiddle with their ears
1500 carats, check your inbox.
>>550450920jack it to my favorite uma
>>550451318How come you only make these reminder posts now vs the past two months when I asked about MANT mechanics?Makes me feel like you just finished watching a sloptuber video...
1 more 10x pull for Oguri CyGENEROUS
>>550451483what gave you that idea silly?
can we skip mant i dont want to abuse my horses
GLOBALTARDS ARE AGAIN TALKING ABOUT MANTMAKE IT STOP
>>550450637>I’m pretty newid just reroll if I failed to get LB3. did you save your ticket and crystal?
why is mant the king von of umamusume you'll live man
>>550451483Race bonus in MANT has been common knowledge for a long time. It's not hard to get enough, just MLB the SR Nishino Flower and don't cleat your welfare Yeppers. Also save your SR crystals for Vega if you can.
>>550451483It wasn't a video. It was a stream... Victoria Frontier is already preparing us for MANT
>>550450920>left earthis is a stallion!
Hmmm I wonder what the blue and red sparks are...
>failed two 7% trainings on Fukukita in a row>On a last ditch effort to make a new Fuku just before the finals selectionRandom chance is not realThere are gods of fortune in this worldEverything is guidedAnd they all want me to die
>>5504517161* wit, 2* pace
>>550451654>It wasn't a video, it was a (live) video
Why did nobody post a screenshot of the maintenance gibs...?
Yep, time for a souless Taishin ace.
>>550451716>550451716still good enough to use?
>>550451790it's a surprise
>>550451790
>>550451748You're a prophet
Cygenerous
Cygenerous status?
>>550451960I hate being right
GuysMy NPC Haru actually won the first Aoharu dirt race
>>>/a/284547881
>>550452057elaborate
WILL THE TOP GUN GASLIGHTS NEVER ENDI HAVE NOT SEEN HER WIN A SINGLE CM MATCH
>>550450798tamamo is poor and has a small penis
>>550452057Meanwhile Goldshit
>>550452128S tier accounts for cuteness too THOUGH
>>550451880It has 6* stam and 3* medium attached to it so maybe
>>550450082Damn you made that Tachyonposter seethe hard.
>>550448109I stay here for posts like this
>>550452170>saying that when Ryan is S tier
the cap
>>550452401the fraud
I dunno what to do for MANT :( im just stacking race bonus? Like I should use the Manhattan Cafe stam card even for a sprinter?Wit cards are dead again?
Can G Rank Long Umas out stamina the competition on Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring to get a win for affinity
>>550452128Mayano is interesting because guide makers will shill her as easy to build as she gives skills but simultaneously she's hard to build cause her stat growth sucks
>>550452520>I dunno what to do for MANT :(stop worrying about it anon we still have 2 months left for unity
>taiki career>good stats. medium S>zero velocity hints>9 debuff hintsT-thanks, I guess...
I don't wanna raise endcloser sprinters
>>550451543I want to abuse Tama with my dick, I want to hear her making alot of noises
Do we know what the maint was for?
>yesterday I had 5/0>4/1>2/3>1/4I now fully believe in forced matchmaking
Is it even worth making aces now when Dober is coming the same day as Scorpio starts?
>>550452570G Long means they'll move at 10cm/second
hey, I can buy the 7500 carats deal, wtf?
Thoghts on the UMA MUSUME IS A EXPOSED BACK GAME allegations?
>>550451625>just mlbCmon man...Are we getting free 100 or 200 or 300 pulls anytime soon?
>>550452571i just ignored base maya and went straight for bride maya the problem went away
>>550452674Depends. Are you building a Dober ace?
>>550452686I thought speed only mattered on the spurt?
>>550452520Just use native wit card, 15 race bonus.Unless you got gaslit and pulled on brickshimoto banner instead of her you're gonna be fine.
am i the only one that seriously can't reach S let alone A on their teammates? i mean this beats Riko easy, it just feels odd to balance stats AND train w/ them
>>550451178They moved the voting to online sometime after Covid iirc which is why it kept increasing. Also keiba being more and more popular in general especially with uma out helps too
>>550452570normally umas in KKS run 19m/s and scale up to 23 m/s at late race.G is a 90% demerit to late race speed boost. G long they'd be running at 19.4m/s.
>>550452520Yeah stacking race bonus is important but up to the minimum of 50 for MANT like how 35 is for URA/Aoharu
>>550452750I'll just be using her as a parent since I already know two of the three aces I'm running.
>failed 10% twiceAlrightcrash out timeYou're going to race until you die
>>550452738Based and made for licking right after a race
>>550452738Cumming on Chrono's back
>>550452856Isn't Biko better than NTR for most of the career?
>>550452928>abusive trainerskill this man
I call this: SUPER GATSUJIN GOD SUPER GATSUJIN
>>550452868Then do some reading and thinking. dober doesn't matter>>55045285635 in URA/Unity is a nice to have. Race bonus is the only thing that matters in MANT.
>>550452610>ywn have tamamo squirting all over your cock
>>550452856>50If you can't reach 68, you are bricked
>>550452738>exposed back AND pitsWhy did they make her race outfit so erotic and lewd?
>>550451318Is this good enough? I think I can go for MLB Fuku.
Nyooo...
>>550453038How do you reach that stam with no stam/power cards? Do you explode on stam/power a bit/ Or is seriously riko + stam sparks enough for that
UOOOH TIME TO SHWWWWWWWWWWING
>>550452520Stam cards are complete bricks for MANTFM has 10% racebo, and NN has 15% racebo. You have them both and didn't get baited by bricko, right?
>>550453173rice VILLAIN would whale out toreinas card
>>550453124You need 2 speed cards. Windy has 10RB. And you need to slot in creek for longs and maybe mediums
>>550452520>>550452520You can also wait for NTR card and try your luck since the banner includes another SSR in disguise, Ayabe guts.
>>550453173Heroic Rice helping trainers
>>550453185I want to put it in her butt.
>>550453197>LB3 NN>LB3 FM>SSR crystal before MANT>Free selector before MANTI'm all ready
>>550453218>mfw only have windy at 0lb>creek at 1lb
>>550453226Cute hag
ochinpo windy
>>550452520just casualfag bro MANT is NOT worth it
Are you ready for daily fan quota to reach 5mil in MANT?
>>550452128>I HAVE NOT SEEN HER WIN A SINGLE CM MATCHBut you're right, she does win a lot less then it feels like she should whenever you build her.
>retard sloptuber watchers are still shilling their whale decksJamie, pull up the WITGOD F2P MANT DECK./
>>550443041>Leader/Betweenerwhy would pace/late skill have anything related to endcloser discussion
blessed
Free groundwork. Thanks Falco!
>>550452856Is this actually hope for a f2p like me?I just need 1 more free to play MLB card and NTR can be borrowed.
Uh oh umadacchisLooks like UMANT is gonna USHART our UMANTS
>>55045314715* stam + riko is generally enough to get 800 without stam bubbles. If you want to get over that, you'll have to start popping bubbles in stam.
I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKAI WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA I WANT SUZUKA
if you duel base mayano and she activates flashy landing she just zooms off regardlessis this like a get out of jail card for dueling
Brian is such a sperg
WATASHI WA WINNER DESS
Oh, you have to heal before hand practice poor...
>you get an extra 10 pulls for every 200$ spent nowTh-Thanks, I guess...
>>550452803I literally never pay any attention to the teammates and just click on auto. Never lost one of the first 2 races picking the top option, for race 3 + 4 I sometimes pick the middle one if the predictions are 2 X and 1 triangle or worse.
>>550453554Just make sure you MLB Marvelous Sunday in the next event, she give 15% race bonus
>>550453512Its their version of accel
For me, I don't think I want to be a trainer at Tracen. If I ever were to be reincarnated into tge Uma world I probably wouldn't be a trainer or anything special like that. It's probably too competitive and I'm never the type to make it if I have to be honest. What i will do, is maybe organize some local events in my neighborhood and inviting some regular umas to race casually for fun. Maybe the first place prices would be a coupon for meal or something small to show my appreciation. I think that sounds really nice don't you think so?
>>550452856>only have 2 lb cafe and 1 hag grooveIT'S OVER
>>550453769Sex with this Uma.
>>550450920Drinking nonstop while r/a/dio. Sorry Danchou no careers for the holidays
Is the game running at double speed for anyone else? Scouting Animations and Skills are double speed and so are Uma animations when I tap on them.
>>550450920Dinner with the lads, dinner with family, drinking alone in my room while playing Starsector.
>>550453717Thats great to hear she's an event card
ONE HOUR LEFT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>550453942I'm still undecided whether to bring 2 pace and 1 end or the opposite
>>550453942I went with triple late surgers for A finals. God will decide my fate.
Is the Cygames id store susceptible to VPN regional pricing tricks or nah?
Am I the only one who has it rough as fuck with Digitan careers? She places poorly in so many races, and her secret event requires you to place 1st in a whole boatload of G1s... should I just start inheriting Speed sparks? It always feels like I don't have enough...
Sopping wet _____ _____
>>550451204>>550451327>>550451414Thanks bwos. If she’s a long term investment, I will spend money on her. I don’t mind, these horses are so fucking cute.I spent $250 on CZN and that game is boring as shit to me to the point I deleted it, gacha is really all I spend my money on anyway
>>550453572If you wanted her why didn't you use your starting selector on her, Bejitabro?
Be ye not tempted Trainer-sans
How do I build parents for Capricorn Cup? Sprint G1 races don't exist and if I try getting sprint sparks from milers that will take twice as long
>>550454082No it's always USD
>>550454305Bro your Sprinters Stakes?
>>550454305>if I try getting sprint sparks from milers that will take twice as longu rike?Also on sprints turf S is just as powerful as distance S
>>550454312Unlucky, only spending on the rare special offers for me then
>>550454097Remember that dirt races have -100 power always
>>550454205newcutie whale
>>550454249Because I used it on MackQueen
How the FUCK do umas run four times this fast
>CM1-4>Lock in manually>Win>CM5>Let the game auto lock in>LoseI'm not making the same mistake again
any 9* head-on parent yet
I was in such a hurry to get one last ace run done that I accidentally brought Lone Wolf when I already had it on my goldship...
>>550454440Poor weak Ningen
>>550454487https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE
need event points but nothing worth running with a curren borrow... or in general...
>>550454440Well most of them don't run for an hour, races are done in mere minutesThey're trained for top speed
>>550454179Uma manko?
post em
You umas are not bad. But humanity will never lose to Umas!
>>550454624Thank you for setting epithets.
>>550454624
>>550454440thats fast
>>550453473That's my quota for the month bwo
grooming new players and forcing them to spend money to mlb supports i want to borrow
>>550452128mayachi is the new potential woman
>>550454450But if you win with auto, you can make a cool post about it here and get like 4 (you)s
>>550454634If Agnes Tachyon were real she could own the world if she wanted to, and her powerful horsey muscles would never even come into play.
>>550454650people who don't set custom epithets on their CM aces are the definition of soulless
>>550453473I can't wait for MANT. I already do more than 5mil anyway
>>550454624Decided to go 1pace and 2end. Bringing another Pace might give goldships a bigger chance to proc their NSM early
>>550454634except humans are more out of shape than ever before, your peak of humanity isn't the olympic athletes or body builders, its the tribal hunters living in mud huts in africa.
>>550454415bro...
>update completely broke being able to cycle trainings with shoulder buttonsBravo Cygames.
Which oneLie in Wait is even more unreliable than BoFA if you are likely to see lots of end closers
>>550454813sh-shoulder buttons?
>>550454813>shoulder buttonsare you a steam deckbro?
>>550454831I would go with right
>>550454530borrowing doesn't matter now
>>550442701Kys nigger
>>550454831Triple 7 is my alternative to extra tank. I'd go for right
>>550454775>yokozunaShe’s not that fat…
>>550454831The one on the left is extremely cute, but the one on the right is also extremely cute. I'll call it a tie.
>>550454897that's a whole 40% more event points, it definitely does
>>550454624Do NOT register right now or else!
IM BACK
>>550454831Neither will win you the B finals.In true Fuku spirit I would just toss a coin.
>>550454930>search YokozunaNever knew that. I thought the title sounded beautiful
>>550452856I already cleated two Yeppers though...
>>550455073anon.............
>>550454624only one of them have capped speed and its doto......
>>550455073
>>550454624Here we go.
>>550454787>cuddle with uma>she has a bad dream>breaks your neck
>>550454831I ran triple fronts.My matches always had at least 3 end closers. ~5% of the time there was a front for pace denial, I saw some players using 2 end 1 pace gambling for promotion, and a total of 1 to 3 players going for overtaking their own fronts.Also depends on your own team. If you're running 2 ends yourself then being at the back is less likely.
>>550455040It is very cool, in all fairness. There’s only two in the world right now, I think.
>>550454967if you simply do borrows and especially 2x tp, 1m requires no effort to hit. Don't have to waste deck slots
>>550455116That's why you spoon them from behind, like a real jockey does.
>>550454670If I can't keep partial pace with my trainee, how can I expect them to respect me as a trainer? Every NFL coach was a former star player, it's only fair that an uma trainer can at least out-stamina their trainee.
>>550455160okay but that still doesn't solve my issue of having nothing worth training right now
>grass gparent run ate 3 clocksI thought late surgers are fixed...
Well this is awkward. Wat do?
>>550455116Trainers are under divine protection of the 3 goddesses when they're contracted with a named(based on irl and playable) umaYou cannot dieUnless you're Still's or Espoir's trainer, the goddesses tend to slip up teehee
Hello fellow humans, how goes it? Let's engage in human to human communications. Where is the annual human, uma free meeting spot again? Haha.
>>550454864rog ally but close enough
>>550454624Now I'm just hoping to be lucky and hit 3 NSMs in the finals
>>550455251>spoilerwhat the fuck does that even mean
>>550455234fill TT holes or start the depressing ace runs for next cm
>>550454882>>550454927god damn it you're probably right>>550455157I started with a pacer but abandoned that plan for it being too unreliable but my replacement was another end, that did manage to pull her weight, as dicey as she was, making a team with 2 ends and 1 late..>>550455005>>550454962The left Fuku ran all 80 races so im um... wondering if im jinxing something
>>550454624No, Nice Nature is not using red skills. Yes, King Halo is first-rate.
Golshi or any End Closers on your team is automatically sovlless. I don't make the rules. That's just the way the carrot crunches.
>>550455378Sweep is NOT soulless!
Im beating the finales, but by the skin of my fucking teeth. Terrible stats with like one 800 at best. The problem here though is I dont have the carrots to try to mlb a gold support, and Im only getting like 20k points at the end of a doubled run, so im probably boned on getting a 5 star ssr from the eventrshould i just run like regular Rs if i can mlb them? over like a gold with just 1 or 2 or a 0 ssr> at a bit of a loss here. just keep playing 100 careers to get the carrots to roll for more supports?
>>550455378>waaahhh bweehhhh uwoooogh bwaaahhhgrow up nigga
>>550455378Let's see YOUR team then big guy
>>550455409Sweep is so erotic...
>>550454624Akshually, mine is the only soulful team because I use guts build instead of generic cookie cutter meta builds.
>>550455479>>waaahhh bweehhhh uwoooogh bwaaahhhsweepy after I'm done with her
>>550455378my oshi would despise me if i didn't play to win.
>>550455342i got 12 minutes to decide and im an indecisive piece of shitwhat would Shiroaki think about switching someone out after 80 races for marginal gainfor all i know i might get into a finals with the only end closers being mineor maybe i will face 2 Golshis and 2 Taishins and 2 Mayas...
>>550455342In the end the activation of swinging maestro/gold recovery will be the deciding factor and which is why I'm sweating here. I only have one golden recoveries on both of my end closers
>>550455368Kingu stats/skills/winrate?
>>550455461Run Bakushin and Borrow Wit Curren.
>>550454624All that matters is that I had fun seeing my kamioshi win in shitter lobbies!
>>550455564the sad thing is my original Fuku had to fire two recoveries to achieve a win condition, and this new one only has to fire one..
>>550454624There is no hope for me in the face of the Golshi menace
>all these sweaty and/or lucky mfers with Long SFuck all of you. I got like 2 S procs in 20 some cafe runs despite double affinity and 7+ long *. And both were bust runs.
>>550453674doesnt apple/steam/android take way more than 10%?
>>550455461Use whatever cards have the features that look best, regardless of what rarity category they fall into. A level 40 R card will often have trouble competing with even a single copy of a rarer card though. Just look at the stats and events and see what the differences are. (You can't see all the details of what a card's events do just by looking at the card in the game, but you can at least see what skill hints they are capable of providing.)
>8 Medium, 107 affinity>6 Medium, 114 affinityWhich one's better?
I can beat umas 1v1
>>5504557098 star
>>550455342FUCKi gave the new FUku 100 less witNow the new one wins even harder
>>550454487im working on it
>>550455709whichever has more whites because you're not rolling pinks anyway
>>550455656you unironically don't need long S if you believe hard enough (and hit charming pre debut). This cafe had the best winrate of my team at 31%, beating golshi and taishin both with long S, spurt etc
>>5504557098or whichever has more white skillsAffinity means jackshit
>>550455735The one on the right looks better overall desy
>>550455572She was designed to be a pace chaser in sprints and has a win rate of zero. I threw her in at the last moment so that she could be the king of my team, because it had lacked a king. She is not there to win the races.
>>550455709107 to 114 isn't even 10% while 6 to 8 is like 30and affinity means much less than base stars, unless you're running 1 medium on the direct parent
To the anon who has experimented with Urara's gold, how is it? Can I take it on Scorpio as my sole gold?
>>550455784yeah ik 2bh, mine has 42%. I just hate distance so much. She prol only lost 1-2 from a long s, but thats enough to keep me salty. Especially when my 4cm wins all came from dist S umas
>>550455735when did umalator add a mood plus extra stats above the graph?
>>550455976That's the VFalator, made by VF
Put in my 5% winrate Tachyon and 0% winrate Maya
Teio limit
>>550359249>>550359249>>550359249
>>550455735It's doneShiroaki forgive meI don't know what you wanted from me or wanted me that i didn't fulfill Why couldn't i make one truly competitive Fuku>max image limitof coursejust as i try to post
>>550456102DAMN YOU TEIO
>>550456156>>550456156>>550456156
>>550455378How does one measure sovl? Do you need a microscope? A ruler? A scale?
>>550456203One of these days im gonna go in there, talk about global uma, but with text fed through Japanese Google translate
>>550456289>new bread at page 5this shit's too fast for me bwos
>>550467527Im not watching QRD?