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aight time for kitasan negro and to do this again!
>S rank on B finalsseriously, fuck off cygames, I don't get why you have to match me with S ranks every fucking raceyou assblast me out of A finals then you fuck me over even on B finalsnot only that but my Eishin got late started and my King got rushed so both of their ults were disabledto think I was ever tempted to swipe for Kitasan
TAKE THAT METAFAGS! TOTAL OSHI PVPER VICTORY!
>>550517842
Hi :D
at least i lost to the face of the franchise spechan herself instead of a NSM spurt goldshit
Make war, not love.
umamusume is luck game
I'm going in
So the next one is a medium, right?
3rd worlder poorbros, you were never going to sell that flawless account to a Saudi Prince, join the loser's circle with the rest of us.
surely, when I get my mlb kitasan tomorrow i'll start to win CMs.... right??
FUCK YOU GOLDSHITTHIS ONE IS FOR THE RETARD WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE IN MY PACE MCQUEENalso i got Kaichou in the x10 but i wanted City...
im glad i recorded, its my first win https://files.catbox.moe/ud5v6u.mp4
I WON
>>550518047>he beat the official Spotify™ accountholy
Rate this CMhttps://poal.me/3x4euyhttps://poal.me/3x4euyhttps://poal.me/3x4euy
post 'em and complain about goldshit
how many rolls planned
VENT YOUR FRUSTRATIONS HERE
>>550518025>OYLOh hell ye->Race PlannerWhy must they do this so often
>got my ass handed to me, 4th place>1st 2nd 3rd were WAY ahead, absolute stomp>really bummed out and depressed>2ND PLACE!>uh what>apparently one guy 1/2/3d the room like a god so I defaulted to 2nd place
>>550517894When Umapyoi is on the line, my Topcun deliversBUT WHERE THE FUCK IS MS VICTORIA? DID WITGOD LIED?
>>550518071i wanna cuddle this poorfag and buy her things>>550518064i wanna kiss my wife luna
>>550518130Australia?
>>550518171
cancer cup:>66% wr>my falco with 53% wr doesn't proc angling in finals>group A 3rdvirgo cup:>81% wr>my taiki with 70% wr refuses to accelerate in time>group A 2ndlibra cup:>61% wr>my golshi with 55% wr procs neither of her gold recoveries and gets rushed>group A 3rdwhat the fuck more do you want from me. what do i need to do to win a cm at this point. why do all my horses consistently and spontaneously become glue in the one race that matters
B FINALS I have 58k carats…one pity on ksb, one on dober? Maybe? Blowing both on ksb would feel bad
>>550518110Yeah
>>550518130Of course you did, Nitsu
>>550518171Sniff kiss lick
>won with golshi acquired on Nov 25so much time wasted on trying to build other aces
>2nd placeI feel sick to my stomach
Got Second A, which is way higher than I was expecting this time around. I will remember which ace has lone wolf so I don't do this again.
>S Rank piggy got BronzeLuck game
>>550518110speedium
>>550518274sounds like you need more wit retard
>2ndConsidering I went 1/0 wins for most of the second round, I'm ok with it. Didn't deserve to win.
Yeah...
>Luckshitted into a shitter goldship Group B lobby so I didn't lose after allWow, we did it! https://litter.catbox.moe/1a5teh.mp4 (Final corner)
I've now lost as many CMs as I've won.
>>550518171its too early in the thread for porn anon
>>550518169I am bad at the game.I am bad at following meta plans.I can't strategically plan because I play while thinking about other stuff.I pick horses because I like them rather than because of their ability
>/uma/: "You don't meet the stam check and you only have one gold recovery. You aren't winning shit."The devs must have not got the memo.
>round 1 and 2>nothing but people that couldn't meet stamina requirements and b+>finals>double teamed by whalesWhy would they do this to me?>>550518171woah mama...
>>5505181581 cheeky 10 pull on kitasan black, 200 pulls on jordan
>>550518130How did this happen
>Went up against an S+ Mayano>It failed to activate any of its skillsThat guy must be seething
>>550518208It was for the second iteration of Libra. He apologized for the mistake in his most recent vid.
Lost to this Tachyon, reminder that final is pure RNG
I'm still a good torena... Right...?
Once again thank you Shiaroki-sama for putting me in a weak race
>>550518158200, hoping for at least one before pity then I’ll ticket mlb
>>550518151I got the double professor proc which allowed me to win off just spurt. Still feel dirty about this though, the Taishin didn't proc a single accel and the other Gold Ship procced NSM but no recoveries and gassed out.Translation: oink oink buhiiii
>>550518274Round 1 is won by the fastest uma.Round 2 is won by the strongest uma.Finals are won by the luckiest uma.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR WIN LOSS BLOGPOSTS UNLESS IT CONTAINS A STORY THAT IS OUT OF THE ORDINARY
My B Chads, where are you?Among the best of the worst but the best none the less
>>550518472
>>550517909I'm not really salty over it, just bummed I didn't do better. Still got my 700 carats and with Kitasan I'm about to graduate from open league.
Had very little hope going into the finals but I was the only one that hit NSM.
>>550518274deserved for using goldshit
4 goldsZero procsI LOST MY 6TH PLAT TO THISTHISLOOKTHIS THING WON
>>550518169I KNEW I WOULD LOSE AND THOUGHT I HAD MENTALLY ACCEPTED IT BUT LOSING BY A NECK TO A NON-GOLD SHIP ACTUALLY MADE IT DRASTICALLY WORSE!!!
>>550518370deserved for using goldshit
>winning uma procced lone wolfhow are we this many cms in and people still dont take it
>>550518349gee willikers batman, as if the wit didn't play a part in anything before finalsgreat observation
>finish with 80% WR>lost 3rd to <1100 SPD Long A jobbers because my shitty umas didn't proc a single NSMAmazing game. Sorry danchou, from now on I'll do only the bare minimum
>won finals>everyone im against has either 600 stam or 600 power>im sitting on 1000/800/1000 and thought I was gonna fucking dieim glad i overprepared
She won it for me I had her set to end by mistake because my other Rudolfs were all end.
>I'm matched with Long S>I don't have oneUh Oh
>>550518170with evolutions she can use both as either a pace or late
>>550518169please cygames let me fucking lose i dont want to grind this game anymore..
Gold Ship is washed lmao
>>550518521>win by distance>win by distance>win by 3/4
post noombers
>>550518169I'm going full metafag from now on, I would've been ok to losing to a good Gold Ship, losing to some retard who didn't even max speed is the final straw, I don't care about playing with characters I like anymore
>AIIEEEE HOW DID I LOSE TO THIS??????>shows an uma mostly poor build but with NSMthere you go bro the deep mystery is solved.
heart pumping, head spinning, stomach turningI'M FUCKING SCARED
I LOVE YOU CAFE LET'S FUCKING GO
Who won first in your group?
>>550518171>>550518589licking Chrono's umanko until she climaxes>peroperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperopero
Reminder that if you used an end closer you did NOT win.
Thanks again Gold Ship.
POST WINNING SHOTS
>>550518523I won by activating NSM first, how out of the ordinary was that this CM?
>>550518560Won after getting into A semis, scraping by one win to get back to B
Thank you /uma/ for insulting me. You helped me get this win with your advice and mockery
>>550518397
This win was so unexpected I'm watching it again
>>550518472Things will get better next CM, haha
Oh no no no no GolshibrosWhat happened???
>>550518284What lb is your Kita?
IMAGINE SPENDING 2 AND A HALF WEEKS DOING NOTHING BUT GOLD SHIP RUNS JUST FOR HER TO NOT TRIGGER HER ULT, OR NO STOPPING ME, OR SPURT WOULDN'T THAT BE FUNNY TRAINER? WOULDN'T IT?
>>550518819Anyway, anyone lost to a Haru Urara this time again?
Okay, so what card attribute combination is ideal for training mediums?Two speed, two stamina, one ???, and one Riko?
STUMP CLUB BROS WW@
>first CM lossoil baron-sama... please don't kill me
>>550518685>evolutions
>>550518560I love my daughter Rice
Bwos... not like this...
>>550518452Oh okay, damn personally year 2 will be tough for me without using carats on cards until Pasa. I hope there will be less tryhards by next Libra whats that in the middle of GrandLive.
>>550518803golshi did the NSM + spurt + corner accel combo and just zoomed right to the end
>favorite to win>RNG'd to 3rdbetter luck next time I guess
Ogurin belly ruba
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2001415973275046040more monies
>>550518523Is End Doto without spurt interesting enough?
>>550518872LB1. Have both ticket and crystal. Realized I now have two full pities for KSB. Could skip dober but I love Kawakami princess and king halo
REMEMBER TO POST YOUR x/xxxx RANKING AT THE END AND WHAT RANK UMAS YOU WERE UP AGAINST?
>Goldship and Oguri got 1 & 2Grey hair Supremacy!
>>550518829>RelaxHow the hell?
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?!?
lmao my what the fuck was my race>McQueen is pace>Neicha is late>City is late
>BUHI BUHI double S rank>but also running a fucking front Urara debuffer>his Goldshit slurps cum after procing NSM>mine does not>Teio mysteriously NOT being a shitter and way the fuck out in front>my Goldshit won without NSM or any final stretch velocityHOLY SHIT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO I HAVEN'T WON SINCE TAURUS
> 90% win rate> Finals were a 10% momentSuch is Uma Musume
Anon! Enough of this cm talk. Let's do a jiggie instead...https://jiggie.fun/mnNkuRhttps://jiggie.fun/mnNkuRhttps://jiggie.fun/mnNkuR
>gold on a technicalitylove to see it
Uma whose umanko you would lick until she climaxes?
>>550518968hey me too, my aces were 1st and 2nd.
>>550518819
>lost my 6th consecutive graded a league finals even with maya proccing straightaway spurt + no stopping me + lets pump some iron>pulled festival gold city from a ticketYou know what, I'll call that a win
Based Mayano
>>550519052holy based
Is there a way to reliably hit S rank or is it 90% luck and 100 percent reason to remember the pain?
should i just bite the bullet and use most of my statues on her? she won't leave me alone
As utter garbage this CM was for me, seeing this guy makes me happy to be me.>triple S team on B finals with that faggy profile comment
>>550518960UWWWAAAAAAATAIIIIISHIIIIINNNN!!!!!!!
>>550519052post el gondor stats and skills please
>>550518169If you used Gold Ship, you didn't winIf you used McQueen, you didn't winIf you used Taishin, you didn't winIf you used Hishi Amazon, you half wonIf you used long S, you cheatedIf you used debuffers, you're a niggerIf you used Gold City, you're a double niggerIf you had 2 S ranks, have a strokeIf you used anyone with long G aptitude, you wonIf I matched against you, I am going to fucking rape you GGZ
>>550518970Pregnant
>>550519021I still have no idea what those numbers are supposed to mean
>>550519117Anon, you forgot to censor your name.
>>550519157money
>>550518936Mr. Mohammed doesn't even know who you are anymore.
>>550519054That happens sometimes. My pacers will just give up out the gate and sit in last, even with meeting all the stam reqs.
...post your current emotion
>>550519090
>>550519052Now that is based
>>550519052>this fucking guy won with El/Grass/Mcqueen combo Dare I say it, this trainer is the strongest out of all of us
>>550519157BIG STATS and BIG SKILLS
>>550519265
>>550518664>lvl 6How the fuck did you get to 5* on her? I haven't gotten a single 3* uma to 4*, my highest is a Teio at 140 pieces
>>550519241Spending money on a free to play game is 69% reason to remember the pain.
>>550519082I also had that happen. I thought it was a bug at first until i realized the other guy took top 2.
>>550518169No Stopping Me is a skill that shouldn't exist and everyone who included it on their uma is a bad person.
>>550519052
>>550519202Rice shower would say this
>>550518824At least post an uma instead of an edit from some cunt from arknights
Worst case scenario happened. It's fucking over.2 of my end closers DID NOT activate their maestros and didn't get to accelerate. The enemy end closer got to activate their NSM ASAP.Teio in the end gave me 2nd
>>550518025So is she a pace or late?
>>550519052gigabased
>>550518803End Rudolf, can't be mad
>>550518560>>550519126The End closer Mayano Meta is real?
OpenBut look! Nice Nature!
>>550519238I don't censor my name when I post here because I like to make friends and I can't make friends with people who don't know me !!
>>550518523I lost to Umas that didn't even have NSM, one of them just had Nimble Navigator
>>550519181the second place of those taishins is wacky
>>550519169he took your nuts and shoved them in your mouth bro, raging won't ease that pain.
post results https://poal.me/1cpn6rhttps://poal.me/1cpn6rhttps://poal.me/1cpn6r
>>550519238NooooooooooI forgot about the stupid reporter using my name. Ignore it. Don’t perceive it even. Focus on Manhattan Cafe
>>550518741
The Short-Haired Paizuri (SHP) team won! Fuji Kiseki my beloved...The Gold Ships didn't activate NSM and Fuji ended up in a duel with Taishin with about 200m to go. Fuji won the duel and won the race!
>>550519021>>550519057S rank Gold Ship, S rank Mayano Top Gun, trash front Urara with debuffsA+ Neicha (ace, 0 debuffs), A+ End Teio (blue), A+ Matikanefukukitaru (alt)
>Tosen can't outrun a slightly determined humanHmph, weak.
>win >win>loss>loss>win>winSo I'm losing the next 2 CMs right?
>>550519117Raiho...
>>550519265I needed 1 heal, ONE HEAL OUT OF 4
>>550518819Spe...
Thank God I'm not a Libra IRL
>My S Golshi lost to a Golshi with 10% WR because no MaestroWasn't even built terribly though. Had Long S, Spurt, NSW and good stats. I guess they won that 10% again. It was "fair" but it was bullshit
>>550519495that wasn't my opponent, this one was >>550518028also, you're really defending the triple S team on B finals that has that profile comment? reevaluate your life
>>550519265Doyo
WHY DOES GOING INTO THE FINAL ROUND OF CM MAKE MY PULSE RACE SO HARDGod damnit my hands are shaking. I came in third because neither of my aces hit NSM at the right time. Shikata ga nai...
>>550519265I knew it was going to be decided by NSM coinflips and I'm still disappointed
>>550519549
>>550519052Based group B chad
>>550519265HAHAHA
>Lost by a nose>Stupid bitch didn't even have Long S and capped Speed>Literally just lucked into NSM earlier than me
Symboli Rudolf's small modest chest...
>>550519423You should kill yourself
>>550519009You can guarantee MLB on a single pity, any extra you pull saves the crystal then the ticket.I'm in the same position and I'm doing one pity on ksb one on dober
>>550518560
>>550519609Do not perceive me pls
>>550519339She kept spooking me since launch with every ticket so I decided to go all in Didn't have spurt but I guess tail held high made her zoom to first and keep it.
>>550519507how is it possible to lose group B
I still don't get how consistently this Maya got mogged for no apparent reason.
>>550519265BOTH OF MY END CLOSERS DIDN'T ACTIVATE MAESTRO THAT IS SO FUCKED UP
>Mcqueen gets rushed at the start and turns into a runaway with infinity stamina setting the pace so fucking far ahead that literally everyone just gets blocked all race long until the endvery epic
>used golshi>lost to one that one upped me in statsIt's my loss for running golshi, I'll only train my favorites from now on
>>550518560why everyone has a golshi?
Winners finals where?
CM finalists roomdoko
>>550518741>>550519021went against a goldship without spurt
>throw tickets in>anime TeioThis game is kind of a joke
Not a Saudi Prince here, is anyone still undefeated?
>>550518638I didnt take lonewolf because I know end aces will have it on them and they both did in mine.
>>550519907you need at least 1k sta
>>550519978I lost, can't host a room
Guess I'll set my team to a full oshi team since I just know I'll lose against the kitasan bannerMy plan is to make Doto, Cafe and Digital into Late SurgersWhat do I need other than NSM/Pump/stats/Medium S?
>>550519756
>>550518942if you genuinely didn't know there will be an update in the future that gives all umas a way to upgrade their skills by fulfilling requirements in their careers, it's a reason why christmas oguri was sidelined a bit (not completely), current theory is that we will evolutions to shake up the meta on our 1st anni
>>550518810what if my end closer beat out another end closer and my pace chaser got third. Does the other guy get disqualified for using an end closer too so I win again?
no stopping me = winyes stopping me = loselol, lmao even
I LOVE MUMMYI LOVE OUR DAUGHTER
CHECK YOUR INBOX
I still cannot believe my goldshit won against a better goldshit that proc'd NSM when I did not. Homie must've whiffed both recoveries holy shit.
>50 run to get long S>lose to this
>>550519772>
Digitan LOVE
still haven't used my daily borrows for today, it feels as if my soul has left my body, how do I build up the willpower to do anything at all
IS URARA guaranteed to shut off taishin's sleeping lion??
i won the cm with an overall winrate of 23%
>>550518560When they go high we go low. My top gun didn't even have spurt because I was retarded and ran one of the styles on a non-G1 lmao.
Can someone explain how my Mcqueen got pace promoted instead of the other one? Was that just a weird angle?
>>550520204holy cygenerous
>>550519870Good luck to us both! Not much I want from year 2 Uma and ksb will mean I’m fine for a while.
>>550519021All A+ except one S Mayano
>NSM bowl is overWell now that RNGfiesta is over, now CMs can finally go back to being about SKILL and PERSISTANCE am I right?!
>lost horriblyyeppers, swapping my title to favorite uma's fan club
WEINER DES
>>550520204100 CARATS!!!
Glad this paypiggy lost to me, wtf is this cracked stats
Finished 3rd, at least I didn't lose to a Gold Ship. Very frustrating my Taishin was in the final place and refused to move up the entire race, I saw that happen 2 times the whole CM and I knew I had lost when that happened and my Daiwa was fourth by the middle of the race
>>550520106Why didnt cygay make Fuku really strong then?
>throw ticket after winning>get thisToday was a good day
>>550520238digitan EXTRA LOVEi wish she didn't place 6th on my finals room, i did all i could to make her strong but luck wasn't on my side for long S
>>550520351
>>550520282Bro? Your Seiun?
>>550520106Ohh that sounds cool.
>>550518741I think I've won too much. I've been matched up with long S and I'm the only one without long S
>>550520351>>NSM bowl is overhow do we tell him
>>550520351>skill
owari da....
anyone wants to buy 6/6 account? i accept payments in riyals
>>550519924same for me
3 CMs in a row with my favorite aunt, I am satisfied. The only thing left is to get Ms. Victoria with her
Warchest status?What team are you guys makin for scorpio?
>>550520371literally nobody cares about random CM titles anymore, and unfortunately botters are quickly ruining oshi titles.
Did VF win
So what did we learn after this CM?
>>550520392Dont trust Taishin in the Finals, she's always choked for me.
>>550520505When do we get the winning live concert for this cm?
>>550520517Taishin, Seiun (?) and maybe Opera, still very undecided on the third one
>>550520385pay2lose
>>550518125turn up your music and enable advanced graphics, tyler
Brian game.
If you threw your round2 races you would have gotten an easier finals~
>>550518028This Oguri actually sucks fucking shit though. Half of her skills are fucking useless. Awful Power for no reason. No Long S. Pace Chaser in an End Closer cup. You lost to garbage and now you're seething at a letter.
>>550520612Long is a drag, Mile and Medium is the true way
>>550520438hopefully it will level the field, you can check your fave's evolution skills by changing the server on gametora to japan
>>550520517front chads return
yay I won!
>>550518623This is the first time I've used her in a CM...
>>550520621Still a really long time apparently, next Libra CM so a whole CM rotation away
I placed third
>>550520613I've used her in every CM so far, I've only won Gemini and Virgo kek, she's a perennial choker
So close to my first cup win
This is the Gold Ship that won. Stam is a scam, just proc your golds.
CM LOSERS ONLY, CRY YOUR HEART OUT HERE724182077241820772418207
Is this the end of golshi game? Please say yes
>>550520385And still no Long S, making all piggies intellectually molested was the great balancing act of God
>lost 1st place to a Gold Ship>B finals which makes me a double jobberTime to harakiri over the tree stump of shame
>>550520517Front Maya Top CunPace Taiki WifeLate Ass Wonder
>You need to be a whale to run fronts this CM>You need infinity skillpoints>You can't just use 2 welfare SSR cards to challenge whaled opponentsThe stats:>>550294481 The performance:https://litter.catbox.moe/xta530.mp4
Pillowy uma breasts...
All 3 didn't proc the second gold recovery, and ended up 2nd because of it, tho I doubt I could've gotten more wit in those runs without sacrificing staminagoodbye my 5 cm winning streak, time to rebuild from 0
What gets me mad isn't losing to RNG but two objectively shoddily built umas
>>550520857>golshi game>endlmao
>>550520430I was too cowardly to use her this CM...I'll bring her to the next one
>>550520517this is what im currently working with
>>550520786Is this group A or B? What was your final ranking at the end?
>>550520854>the one CM I win so far there's a CM Losers finals instead of a CM winners finals posted in the thread.I give up.
>>550520351NSM also works next CM, the final corner fanning out ends after the corner and umas are still within proc distance at the final spurt in scorpio
>>550520351Oh- err, yeah.
>>550520854>72418207>O**ronI don't want my name used on shitposts so maybe I'll pass
>>550520857We're safe from her next CM but she's gonna be back in Arima CM though not as dominating
Apparently I have a rare genetic disease that makes me want to kill myself when exposed to images of Grass Wonder's ass, so please don't post that
>>550520761Damn. Going to listen to WTS then with the top 3 umas
>>550520610nobody here knows because he either hides it or you have to be suctioned to his dick in his discord to know.also nobody cares about random sloptubers, especially that one.
Actually unbelievable. My Rice Shower barely won any races whenever I ran her the whole cup, but she defeats a turbo whale with roided aces in the finals while my high roll S rank End Closers both failed.Actual cinema shit. I'm in fucking awe.
>>550520937Don't look up her summer alt.
lol lost to goldshit
>>550518849If my Taishin got debuffed, she may have lost but that guy's natie was too far ahead to do anything. I had to double check if he was running her as pace or something...Was natie too smart for her own good
>>550520962That McQueen is just trash, throw that outta here.
>>550520667i have the music low because i usually have my own music playing during runs... but i didnt know about the advanced graphics, so thank you for that
>>550521006do people actually drop anmes in here? i thought it was just fake club banter only
Tomorrow I'll finally be unbricked....
>>550520857>golshi game ends>golshi comes in and closes the end>golshi game
>>550520854remaking LOSERS lobby, ONLY BRING 1 (ICHI) ACE 2026445120264451>>550521006what are you talking about, I never doxxed anyone
>>550520612if it's long, just use gold ship
>>550520517sekai saikyou monk edition, NN, and undecided on the final slot
WINNERS FINALS DOKO
>>550521082MY FUARKING HERO
>>550521023Sorry bro you gotta live
>oh shit there's new discounted carat packs>create an account and link dataFUCKwell the extra 10% unapid carats mean you should always buy from cygames store, right?
>>550520612this game may not be all that good after all.
>>550521198Can I bring my cumslurper Teio that never won even if my Goldshit got me plat?
>>550521082My winner for Gemini was a Biwa with 900 speed and barely enough stamina to make it, didn't place in the top 3 fucking once before Finals
>>550520296The angle lies but the number doesn't. Somehow it didn't pick the opponent before your McQueen overtook. No idea on the exact mechanisms though.
>>550519907Maya just seems to consistantly do worse then other Umas with the same stats
>other guys hit NSM at the right time>my aces didn't>loseWhy was I even excited... why does this game make me feel such huge highs and lows... just let me try again, please, I swear I can do it, please...
kek
>Gold Ship can carry over her ult into acceleration phaseNo fucking wonder she's so fucking cancer to deal with
>>550521020I've run 9 potential aces for Scorpio on its track about 20 times and by far the most consistent winner is my mediocre, unoptimized Gold Ship. I'm talking winning 13 out of 20 while the second biggest winner was my actual ace Taiki Shuttle with 2.
>>550521290sure, just can't be a winner
>>550520969Group B2nd/1535
>>550521083Meant to reply to >>550520857
>stole 2nd place from a S-rank gold shitterusually I'm a bit more bummed, but since they trained peak sovless AND got shit on I'm honestly a little happypeak cucked>>550518741>>550519021
>>550521281Yeah, unless you just like not having free carats.
LB level doesn't affect event chance, right? I have a friend that's crashing out about missing Kitasan events because he only has LB3
>lose CM>sign up to Cygames ID
>>550521341Mine was sandbagging as well, replaced her in round 2 with a Oguri that did better.
>>550521281Yes, getting more stuff for the same price means you should use the better offer.
>>550520913audio is not in sync
>checking out witgods scorpio vid>Ms Victoria was apparently added in the second Libra cup not this one>they rerun this shit track
>>550518560>for the first time I cant get into A group finals>first in group BIt kind of feels like I'm close to get it but not quite there.
>>550521374I've seen some retards run their Long golshi completely unchanged in Scorpio rooms and win against dedicated Scorpio aces, what is even the point
no stopping me makes all medium/long just as RNG as mile... sooo, does this change?
>>550521082The villain always saves it for the best possible momentCanon event
>>550518025why did they give her OYL if she's supposed to be pace
>Pull slot machine lever>3rdwow, cool...
>>55051874173% winrate
>autumn tenno sho themed cm up next>one of the most popular strategies has a high chance of silence suzuka dying midraceWhat did Cygames mean by this
>>550518025She’s all over the place
>>550518741I still don't know what this means...
>>550521281Yes, but mostly because you don't support (((Valve))) by buying direct from Cygames
Bring your winners64712172Ignore my Silver title, I'm fucking with the toreinas I beat
>>550518025>year 1 umaslol
>gold ship uma stan's early and ends up pace chasing>because she's in 3rd she doesn't proc anchors aweigh>two taishins, a mayano, and two goldships proc NSM off of her on the last corner
>>550520385Good for you. I got rekt by this madman
>>550521746it means you won more in round 1 and 2. did you face a lot of S rank umas in your finals?
>>550520351Yeppers
When the fuck is the sprint CM, i want a REAL clown fiesta
>proc nsm>instant platit's That Easy.
>>55051874155.6% WR
>>550521834feb 2
It could have been worse really
>taishin trailing behind me>activate Divine Emperor>speed out of sightDamn this skill is good on longs
>>550521198>my taishin actually procced lone wolf
>>550521821>1445 careersdude's botting
yes, I can confirm, there is definitely an early evolution patch 1st anni, cygames told me about it, so make sure to NOT pull for xoguri
Feel free to vent your frustrations here
>>550521946my Taishin missed maestro spurt and NSM lmao
>>550521923it lasts fucking forever in longs and it starts on the straight even if you're already at 1st
cafe...
>>550518819Taking this opportunity to shill my no views channel againhttps://youtu.be/QHAmKhTZhO0Yes I know you can see my name in the video I'm too lazy to edit that shit out.I can't believe Kingu jobbed like that tho...
>>550521821Holy fucking oinker, he gets 1 point for oshi racing I guess.
>>550522000the real gigabrain move is waiting for the ticket the few weeks after, so if they do the evos you don't get cucked
>>550522000how does this guy drop hundreds every uma release and have his room looking like that
>>550521825Yeah the other teams had straight gold speed/stam/power. It was all taishins and gold ships and then vampire rice and a mcqueen. None of mine were S rank... is the placement just RNG?
>>550521946This shit happened with me too but she didn't proc a recovery so I lost against 2 other shittier Taishins...
>>550520517After tomorrow at least one of these will be at MLB. Then after I roll Jordan I can make the gyaru squad + Fuku to become the scorpion king.
>>550522060that's what happened to my Taishin during the actual finals
>>550521809I WARNED YOU ABOUT UMA STAN BRO
do NOT pull for kitasan in the rerun, you WILL brick your account, you NEED the carats, if you have sub lb3 kitasan just BORROW
>>550522132he is the cygames intern everyone talks about
Remember to switch to your platinum title so whales know they lost before they see the race.
>>550522139Trying to figure out if the higher your number is you're more likely to get matched with whales. Or if you have a lower whale worse umas
It's okay. I'll just cope that I have yet to get a 3rd place and that I can do it next CM.MY TEIO WILL COME BACK STRONGER NEXT CM AND GET 1ST PLACE. >>550522038IM ONLY FRUSTRATED BECAUSE I GOT SO HOPEFUL THAT I CAN WIN 1ST EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T HOPE AT GETTING 1ST WEEKS AGO ONLY FOR MY END CLOSERS TO JOB THEIR GOLDEN RECOVERY. I WAS READY FOR ONE TO FAIL BUT NOT BOTH
>>550518560Yes, I know, soulless Golshi. But she was the best character I ended up getting so what else could I do?
>>550521082When it matters most the villian strikes
>won my first platinumDANCHOU KICK EVERYONE WITHOUT LIBRA PLAT
>>550522184B-but the guide said it was a "core" accel
>>5505218212nd round I was only going up against whales. Im not even joking, every one of them had taishin and goldship. My tachyon and creek were not even close to to being even the 3rd.This cm was brutal, I'm not even surprised I ended in B group.
this is breaking my fucking heart man
BEHOLD THE EMPERORGod I love Rudolf so much
>>550522309based, Scorpio will be Teio Game
Ecwilpes phirst, de leste nowheye.
>>5505188192nd plat, 2nd time Spe pulled through for me
>1st with OguriNobody can beat the fatty
>>550518741I dont get the numbers?
>>550522101>the real gigabrain move is using your credit cardrevolutionary discovery
>>550522392
>>550522379Teio...
>>550522379scroll up
>>550522186IT BEGINS
>takes like twenty years to get 1500 carats>another banner drops while I'm reeling from the last oneHAVE MERCY
>the same /uma/ that lose their platinum title to whiffing a recovery are the same /uma/ clowning on sloptuber stamina requirements for scorpio
I have made it to A League Graded Finals six times out of six.I have won A League Graded Finals zero times out of six.
>>550521851I started to believe I forgot nonstop girl on my GolShi because I have never seen her proc it. S.Spurt only.
>>550522450umas you beat
>>550522478is that enough scrolling
>>550522571thank you for your sacrifice
>>550522608i hate you
I don't think I have ever seen a Tachyon image attached to an intelligent post.
I go to mlb kitasan
>>550522516Will I learn anything from my recovery whiffing? No lmao let's go gambling
>>550522516Gotta take as good as you give. Can't clown on SEAmonkey sloptubers if you can't get clowned on by SEAmonkeys sloptuber slaves
>>550522364For Taishin that wants to butt in forward so she doesnt have to sniff golshies, yes.
>>550522596"Beat" how? I sure as hell didn't fight against 12k players.
Reminder that the number under your win is your actual placement. The higher it is the harder your match was. If your number is under 10,000 you basically got handed a free win.
>>550522364I TESTED IT EARLY AND ALL IT DID WAS PROC OUT OF THE GATE TO RUIN YOUR POSITIONING
>>550521776Queen of Queens.
i lost
>>550522650i literally just got 3rd in finals, what did I do wrong
>>550521821Piggy is doing 8-10x career a day>>550521957Highly likely botter better report this fucker
>>550521776Good show! The hag almost managed to keep the lead for the entire race.
SAAR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM KITASAN
>>550522751Did anyone get hard opponents under 10,000?
>>550522751my finals were against two shitters and i'm 1/7000-something. feels good.
I'm reporting all the whales for cheating.
>>550522516I AM going to bring umas with 700ish stam to scorpio and no one is going to stop me. This CM has only proved stam lines are bullshit
>>550522779>report this fuckerDoes the game even have a report button?
18 SLOT WINNERS FINALS. BRING YOUR WINNING UMA!502736655027366550273665
>>550522776won the ones before
>>550521776>Ignore my Silver title, I'm fucking with the toreinas I beatbased, whoever tells you not to do that got third place
this skill is SO FUCKING ASS
>>550522450Total eliminations combined from 3 finalists
>>550522379Good thing I lost a CM early so I don't care about the pressure anymore
>>550522571I learned that unless you dont dominate rounds you'll probably lose finals. If you slip by into 2nd round A by a 3 win it usually means finals will rape you.
>>550522516There was exactly 0.00333% chance of this happening
>>550522751The number was below 10000 but I lost...
>>550522791>3,02.04Slowest win I've seen so far. These are the WINNERS finals?
Scorpio lategamblers, what's the other accel you're taking other than Pump? SFV or Redshift?
The good thing about finishing 1st in B finals is that you can wear your "_____ Gold" title and pretend that you actually made the A finals but, gosh darn it, just missed out on winning it by a nose.
>>550521821I almost lost hope when I found this monster in round 2. Imagine getting this in the finals.
I believe I'm currently 3/6 in cups now
>>550522751SO THROWING YOUR MATCHES EARLIER IS THE META??
>>550522746I want to push Nice Nature down and smell her freshly shampooed fluffy hair. I want to push my hands into Nice Nature’s kimono and grope her modest bust while nibbling on her neck. I want to lovingly take Nice Nature’s virginity on our hot springs trip while she tears up about being number one in my heart. I WANT TO IMPREGNATE NICE NATURE WHILE SHE USES HER UMA STRENGTH TO NEARLY BREAK MY BACK FROM THE LEG LOCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>550522901Do we even have 18 winners in this general?
>>550521405You mean skill hint frequency?No, both LB3 and MLB have the same at 30.It's specialty priority (how often the card shows up on its stat) that gets boosted massively at MLB for Kitasan, from 60 to 100Mind you, 100 does not mean 100% of the time, just that it's twice as likely iirc (check the global reference doc for details) to show up on speedUse this to checkhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
>>550521281google is unironically cheaper right now because of all their holiday discount stuff going on.
I didn't win so that means I'll be having to flatline. Fuck Scorpio Fuck you Dancho
>>550522831It may have been hard for them in a relative way but the number represents your placement in the overall batch in the bracket.For example, this guy:>>550519998came in first, but this guy:>>550521746Who ironically has the highest number I've seen in the thread, came in third, but was 4000 places higher than the other guy in the winner's bracket.
>>550522913Gold Ship herself would not only approve but probably join in.>>550522971Toreina-san the times are completely made up. Rewatch your finals with a stop watch.
>>550522772dw you'll get them next time, scorpio is tachyon game afterall, believe
>>550523046I hope so...
>>550523046Probably, just gotta wait for the pollfag
>>550523085Google?
>>550522971
>>550523034You and me both, brother.
>>550521405No unity is just fucking ass with events sometimes, I'll bring only 2 SSR's and sometimes one of those events will never finish
>>550522751I got a 5-0 in day 1 where every opponent in 5 matches was sub 800 stamina.still over 10k though.
>>550522751Checks out. Need some tips to lower my number I guess
>>550522918What kinda fucking cope is that? On a Long, with position keep it's basically impossible not to proc it if you pass the witcheck. A terrorist Urara might fuck it but if you brought more than one End (if you didn't you're retarded) they can still very easily win with position keep no longer holding them back
Some of you are VERY disrespectful to your danchou. Try being a little kinder...
>>550523148Bro thinks she's part of the gang haha.
>>550522000He's right you knowPasa is a good card for MANT
>>550523034I posted this btw
>>550522980You think a person that gets second in A uses their title?
>>550522772It do be like that.Gone are the days of stomping Gemini with a built in recovery skill.
>>550523139>Who ironically has the highest number I've seen in the threadNyo, I do>>550519567I think it's because I curbstomped my way through plumber lobbies in Round 1 though.
fuck that aids of a cm, big day tomorrow
>>550519998the opponents
>>550523202higher number is better though
>>550523175
>>550522971Everyone was really far behind somehow even though there's no runaway
>>550523305TRUE
>>550522426>Goldships and Mayano can't keep upOH NONONONO METACHADS, NOT LIKE THIS!
>>550522379saudibros....his account value is zero now...
>>550523274>>550523202Wait, nope. Now this is the highest.>>550523341>censoring your own name but not your opponent'sDisgusting behavior
>>550523274Nyot anymore you don't:>>550523202there is always someone stronger...
>>550522901>all these S ranks in the lobbyMy uma is going to die in here
>>5505229012 slots left! Any more winners in here?
>>550518819Heroic Rice
That was tense. Can't believe McQueen with 3/80 wins won the final.
Curren Whore (Unlike Falcon)
I should've just gone to B Group and won that.
>>550523398I know
I used my uncap crystal to mlb kita so I can skip the banner because I blew my load of carats
>>550522379>can no longer sell his account to a chink for 50 bucksbleak...
>both my best aces get rushed and miss a recovery>third ace finishes 2ndgood thing i've already lost before in this dumb gay gamemode or i would be upset
Meisho Doto took the leads till finish lineI hate meisho doto
>>550521401>>550521468kinda lame though I don't get the 10% on the discounted packs. oh well>>550521771i buy from google through my phone
W-What do you mean I can't rape the Trainer today?
>>550523517>not getting the anni selector instead and saving the uncap
>>550523202You could try what I did last CM - run shitters non-stop after you qualify for Round 2 and A finals.It did not help (I got Gold), but I got an extremely fucking cheeky Haru Urara win in Round 2
>>550523357Higher is better if you want harder opponents in the finals
>>550522918I even took Pure Heart from Creek for Taishin to maximize the chances to recover which didnt proc in finals anyways lol
Celebratory ten pull gave me SS after months of playing the game
>>550523164Google play (phone)
>>550523262I always use whatever CM title I got most recently. If I got silver I wear silver. Which I'll be doing until next CM.
I love you Mayano Top Gun, my canon wife
Marvelous must be killed by Sukuna
How many CMs in total is there before they start repeating them? 12?
>>550523697Yes
>>550522901And we're off! I'll make a collage of the winners after the race but it will take me a little while.
SSR Pasa worh pullilng for if I already have MLB Kita? or should I wait a month for NN and Oguri Cap? I only have 2lb sr sweep and 3lb king halo
>>550523473I came. Photo finish.
>be 1st>uma gasses >lose
>check my fan numbers for the month>dancho is flatlining60m bros its over.....
>>55052369712 zodiacs, 1 repeat, then you move on to the once in two month soulless CMs named after the distances.
YEAH I MAY HAVE JOBBED DURING FINALS BUT AT LEAST I HAVE MY ZODIAC'S PLATINUM. WHAT'S MY ZODIAC??? WELL IT'S TAURUS BUD! I'VE HEARD TAURUS LOSERS DON'T EVEN GET ANY TITLES! IMAGINE NOT EVEN HAVING A SILVER TITLE FOR A CM. THAT'S JUST EMBARRASSING! EVEN IF YOU WON THIS CM, THAT'S ONLY ~4 MORE ROLLS THAN ME CHAMP. I GOT CAFE IN 14 ROLLS. HOW MANY ROLLS DID IT TAKE YOU? FUCK YOU WINNERS, YOU'RE NOT HOT SHIT JUST CAUSE YOU GOT LUCKY WITH NO STOPPING ME ROULETTE. I WILL FUCK YOU UP IN SCORPIO WITH MY HANNUKAH OGURI JUST YOU WAIT MOTHERFUCKER
>>550523671>No 1200 staminaGlued
>>550518819I love my wife
>>550523746I'd save. Pasa is good for a power card, but it is still>power
Thank you Taishin!
Well... I guess She will be my ace in the next CMi wanted gold city
>lost to the most putrid dogshit Taishin by a hair because mine got brocked and this stupid faggot procd let’s pump ironSo what you’re saying is I basically actually won this CM
>>547863948 IT HAPPENED AGAIN AHAHAHAAI used the tix that Teio got me from her 2nd place and I got Rudolf alt from it. I was kind of expecting it THEN I saw the "Eclipse first, Rest Nowhea" I'm no longer sad and I'm fine with my 2nd and this result. My account really is Rudolf coded thanks to Teio.
>>550523473>hitting a maximum-length long straightaways for a nose win at finalsvery nice.
The great reckoning tomorrow, not all of us are gonna make it. It's been fun playing with you all, bros.
>>550523214are we just gonna pretend like we didn't all do a cm where half the lobbies were 9 late/end?
>>550523824losing cm makes me understand how umas feel about losing races.FUCK YOU FUCKING NEIGHER I-IM GOING TO WIN N-NEXT TIME! YOURE MY RIVAL NOW!
>>550521776>>550522901TWO IN A ROW, LETS FUCKING GO GOLDSLOP
>3LB Kita >still have uncap and selector left >40k carats>0LB Super Creek and no Fine motion I should pull right? and use the ticket/crystal on one of those
>>550523791>once in two month soulless CMs named after the distancesWhat are we supposed to do during this? We've all been conditioned to do CMs twice a month..
>>550523824>ive gotten a jobber uma in 14 pulls
>>550523604>It did not help (I got Gold), but I got an extremely fucking cheeky Haru Urara winLolI would assume they just run the team you submitted through some math in order to have the system not be "gameable", which is part of why it takes 12 fucking hours to do a bit of matchmaking, but not sure.
Only Cafe winners see this after the CM win (her friend is going to hold (You) down)
>>550523824I do and say this this but with racial slurs
>>550524009I had 5 End Closers in my finals lobby. The only thing stopping my Teio from pace promoting was unironically my Bourbon being the only front. I almost played myself. Almost.
>>550524071There's another event that takes the place of the monthly CM so you'll stay busy.
>>550519507Worst /uma/ report card ever lmao
>>550522901AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>550523604Were your finals opponents weaker?
>>550524076>Those new R cardsRerolls don't count
>>550524093
>>550524009I actually run fronts and got rekt by someone else running a front, something that I hadn't seen happen in 80 regular matches at all. It wasn't even a good front, it had like 15% win rate, it was just there to mess my angling.
so for next cm i'm planning on runaway and either 2 fr or 1fr/1ls.. do i get nsm on my non-runaways or not bother since it's apparently not that good on this track?
>>550519507I clicked the top one even though I lost
>>550523953fuck you for stealing my luck!
>>550524268I hope this artist opens commissions so I can comm some of the cutest and most wholesome Cafe sex
hahahaha get fucked get fucked get FUCKED
>>550524093fuck yeah
>>5505198922/3 do it every time
Non-whale double front runner team finished 2nd.Three front runners in the lobby leapfrogging off one another and that dude's Tachyon still managed to pass all the front runners before late race.Sky was close behind in second, but jobbed on NSM. Managed to pull into first and proc A&S but it was too late. Taishin encroaching shadow won it.It was close enough that I think I would have had it if my NSM went off, and all three of my girls had the top three wit scores in the lobby.Oh well, 2nd place is better than I expected.
>>550524078I think whoever she beat must've quit the fucking game. She only won the 1 race.>>550524203Nope, same as this time, mix of S and A+. Luck was not on my side for Virgo, but it was for Libra. The S rank BUHI BUHI Gold Ship I beat was literally mine but better (more power). He whiffed his recoveries. I did not. Game's a coin flip simulator at the end of the day I just like watching the cute anime girls run and make funny faces
My pronouns are it cause i got that DAWG in me if you know what i mean!
so basically people are smurfing their positions after qualify, great game cyjews.
I'm so mad. I'm gonna go have sex with my trainer so I won't be so mad.
>>550524304witgod said if you do FR, you do 3 - I think NSM is still worth it, I use it on my Tachyon and it triggers fairly often (my Suzuka can run the entire race without gassing out even with another Suzuka though)
>>550524439What the fuck are you talking about?
>>550524384>>550524389can you fuckers stop posting wins and start posting losses so I can feel better, thanks
>>550524359Teio wills it
>>550524441Teio would say this
>>550524418>>550524439it's not confirmed yet, still gathering data...
>>550524468yeah thats what i've experienced running smaru, seiun & suzuka in test rooms so far. no suzuka = she wins, i remade my smaru with nsm + sfv just incase my suzuka dies, but god i fucking hate training seiun which is why i'm tempted to run a ls
>>550524519
>>550524439They are trying to, but it's unclear if it makes any actual difference. I assume it doesn't because the 12 hours of pointless matchmaking is probably Cy running some math to avoid smurf nonsense.
>>550524519people don't rush to post their losses Teiobro, browsing /uma/ or any other uma social media right after a loss is misery porn desu.
>>550524304I'll at least get nimble since it's cheap
!!!!!!!!!!!COPE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!Reminder that only 2 accounts in history across all regions have never lost a CM. Reminder that winning a single G1 race is enough for a horse to be considered amazing and winning a CM is like doing that. Reminder that this is only the beginning and you have lots of room to grow. Reminder that you will learn more and continue growing as a trainer.
>>550524438I want to impregnate this uma
>>550524439link to yt guide please
>>550524645exactly, the only ones who should be freaking out are the irl Libras here. they're truly screwed
>>550524519Nyo. Try better then time jobber.
>>550524439It either doesn't work or makes no difference. I smurfed for Virgo and got 2nd. I swept my way through Libra and got 1st. Smurfing was fun though.
>Post failed: Duplicate file exists.>Post failed: Duplicate file exists.>Post failed: Duplicate file exists.that's how I know its real bad today
>>550524519I posted mine:>>550521746It's ok Teioposter... you're not alone...
I barely won once in the qualifiers but my umas easily earned 1 3 and 4. Did i just cuck someone out of third place?
>>550524645bwo the sprint CMs are literally a shitshow
>>550519892by being a shitter>t. shitter
>>550524645>only 2 accountsProof?
this deck feels like a complete cheese and gay, but this smelly tomboy beats my Rudolf who was the apex of my roster back when I thought you had to tailor your cards to meet the attributes and skills that complement a certain racing style
>>550524645Reminder that the IRL Almond Eye, one of the most successful JP horses ever, lost her debut race to a horse named Urara.
>>550524439lol it doesn't make a difference. they're gaslighting themselves and you're falling for it. you think Japan/Korea wouldn't know about this? Think for a moment.
>retards coping about their failure "BUT SMURFING"lmao
>>550519265I smurfed into group B and stomped
>>5505247432 = high sample size
Is Cafe malkavian?
>>550524825No. The toreina that got 2nd is 2nd, and the one that got 5th is "third" (silver)
I only worked hard in my umas because I was promised a concert.I won, there was no concert.I don't think I'll be able to win next CM due to this.
>>550524837Don't tell me those will be 1.2k speed+pow+wit
>>550524825new anon? prizes aren't uma position based,its which trainer came first based.
>>550524743What was your total ranking at the end of Libra?
>>550524893What's smurfing
>>550524645I'm not sure we even have any undefeated posters left but if so, most of them will be dealt with in the first sprint CM.
>>550524618LS is fun, I'm running Taishin as an EC still and she can get into 1st all the way from the back. For fronts I think 2 is important because if you only have one and there's no other front runner you can't trigger Taiki's ult guaranteed (versus with 2 + Suzuka, you always guarantee at least one of them triggers if theyre keeping up)
>>550524519I started playing like a week ago and entered open because I thought it was the beginner leagueMy first career was a C and since then I've always gotten B+ at least so I never even had trainees for it
>>550524851I read it here once. Source is 4chan. Everyday is repost day.
>>550524893The only thing being smurfed is their precious e-peen lol imagine the face he's making right now from losing and failing to cope
>>550524912I am also counting the other CMs where I didn't smurf and got 2nd anyways. I fucking dominated Gemini with an 80% WR and all 3 of my umas whiffed their recoveries in a quadruple debuff lobby. I'm telling you it makes no difference.
>>550523953Hey me too
>>550519265I've never won group A ever and I'm too good to get to group B finals
I smurfed into group B to get less carats on purpose and make people feel bad about losing to meI also put on Libra Bronze title for extra psychic damage if they see it during the raceHell is other peopleBillions must neigh
>>550525024dumb shit for obsessed hyper autists that NEED to win all the time, even if it means stomping low tier people by using a brand new (untarnished) account
>>550524879right... thats why leo cup i was 1/6000 and didnt face an uma past 13000 rank
>won every cm but the mediumsyep looks like the next one is a bust for me, go on without me
>>550524694Even if it means drinking her gender-bend potion?
>>550522896Its in the support button at the bottom
>550524519I posted my loss and you didn't give me a (You) so fuck you buddy
>>550524934Sprints will be S in turf and skill galore. Also front-centric.>>550525047Lost once here, due to a runway suzuka cucking my fronts.
>>550524645but can you throw 2,000 dollars at an irl horse and make it run faster?
Thank you Manhattan Cafe for the win.
>>550525002>>550524920I see thank you, i got second and third in the past CMs but i never bothered to check how exactly it worked for the others.
>>550524118Mine was 6 end and 2 pace. but blockushin THE GOAT stopped the paces from doing anything or activating rod.
My Grade A Finalshttps://files.catbox.moe/nfjxz5.mp4
REMINDER THAT OUR FAVORITE SLOPTUBER REDNU BARELY QUALIFIED FOR VIRGO A FINALS AND FACED TEAM TRIAL UMAS
>>550525245Add a 0 to the end and yeah
reminder that every single sloptuber shown here is (for some odd reason) an ugly disgusting pig face with the hair of a fat disgusting loser
>>550525204meant for >>550524519
OPEN LEAGUER
>>550525238Her trainer will be raped sooner or later...
>>550525383Not witGOD
>>550525238welcome to the losers' circle
>>5505250042nd/11,441
>>550525387AIEEEEEEEE
>>550524723>mfw irl Virgo>placed 3rd in Group Awallahi im finished
>>550524359She doesn't need vaccinated, she already has autism.
just another stupid fucked up day in my stupid retard nigger miserable trainer life. I bet all my trainees hate me. they probably wake up each morning hoping that ive killed myself so they can get a new trainer who isn't a unlovable worthless sack of retarded shit. Being beaten to death with uma-branded framing hammers is better than what i deserve.
>>550525565B A S E D
>>550525303what the hell happened to that mcqueen...
>only CM I lost had my sign
>>550525514>11k>smurfbwo
Best I have done so far
>>550525613anon it's not over yet, what was your overall rank?
>>550525561Where did this "only your irl zodiac title matters" idea even come from?
>>550525613there's always next time
>>550522901>>550523738Thanks everyone for joining! It's a Gold Ship game after all...
https://litter.catbox.moe/6vt58snlra720dt1.mp4My Libra cup B rank Victory
people talking about smurfing final matchmaking are just trying to make you lose your round 2 carats...
>>550525613
DotoGODS? What's the deal with her and coffee? I don't have her
>>55052568310492Does rank even mean anything?
>>550525727Thank you for your service, very nice screenshots.
>>550521082That's like my Laisu in Virgo, won 4 times all in Round 1, won A Finals when Taiki and Vodka jobbed. Gave her a well deserved rest this CM and uh...ended B Finals for it. Truly karma for running a Golshi that got by only on stamcheck, lesson learned, I'll bring her back again soon. But grats on your hero, Ricebwo!
>>550525670Fuck. I'm retarded. You asked about Libra too. That was Virgo. Libra is here >>550519567I threw 30 races in Round 2. That's smurfing.
>>550525701They're the only one that matters reddit-kun
>>550525679Grats on your progress.>Ticket ace>Screenshot of a screenshot in the cropping program>Final image uncroppedSmartest ticket poster.
>>550525460>sooner or later
>>550525727/uma/'s oshis sure do look weird
>>550525827I actually use bluesky
>>550525701Mandate from heaven, if you didn't win with your own sign bad luck will come to you on rolls
>get a jobbers lobby>late start in all my aces>3rdis not even funny
>>550525781It means your bracket was ahead of all those people at least... the final cope.
>>550525613Why is Suzuka there
>>550525781anons are trying to correlate having higher number means more likely to see S rank umas and stronger opponents
It's crazy how quickly a gaslight takes ahold of a /vg/ thread. I guess most of you really are dumb and uneducated...
>vtuber>reddit frogs>schizo wojaksthis is the thread of all time
>>550525613post the taishin's stats
>>550525701>>550525882Well lucky me, I'm libra and got gold in libra (group B)
noooooo i won with the wrong character
>Pisces>CM is going to be a 3200mFUCK
>>550525846finally some fucking sovlwhere are all our oshifags? Where are the orange posters? Teiofags? Anyone?
>>550525952>CM close drops>get surprised when we get a bunch of tourists
>>550525930Is it a gaslight if there are so many datapoints
>>550526021You forgot in rain under heavy ground
>Aquarius is dirt milesIt's joever...Falco please come home
>>550525701Post-Taurus Cup cope. I was there when the post was made.
>>550525930which one? the matchmake manipulation one? the dont pull kitasan black one? the dont pull xoguri one? the NSM doesnt work in scorpio one?
>>550526021>3200mits not LONG enoughMAKE IT LONGER3600m MINIMUM
>>550525864i need fine motion's gentle rape
>>550526003
>>550526053I already won a long with Fuku so I benched her. She'll return for Scorpio as medium is the 1 distance she has yet to win.
Post more races I'm still in awe at that perfect NSM proc after fucking around all round 2https://files.catbox.moe/cz3hvd.mp4
>>550526107I see, but no one actually believes in astrology here right?
>>550518819I got the really boring one
EL PERRO DE CACA
>>550526053My fuku lost
>>550526053There are multiple Rice screenshots
>>550526189I will upload one laterthe last time i posted my race no one gave a fuck
My astrological CM is longslop
>>550526205Women believe in astrology and umas are women and the power of belief is what makes your oshis win, so I believe in it for their sake.
yeppers
>>550526082Yes, retard. Lmao I can design any conclusion I want and then pull the supporting data points out of a cherry-picked hat. Maybe next CM I'll start posting about how all of my round 2 winning umas have Cooldown.
>>550526205This is such a piscis thing to say, damned scum
>>550526021Pretty sure that's in MANT territory.
>>550525743>file is corrupt
>>550526021my wifes cup
>>550518741lost my streak to gold shit
>>550525643
>>550526287>born a gay fish
>Gold Ship>foaled March 6>March 6 = PiscesOh wow, Pisces aka even worse longslop is another Golshi CM
>>550526217yeah, because golshit's there.
>>550526341they look like Bs
>>550526315>"your data is fake because I can generate fake data points"Are you really calling other people retards...?
>>550518819Only senkou in the race and none of the oikomis managed to activate enough to catch up
>>550526189I can't be arsed to upload to catbox. YouTube is my VCR.https://youtube.com/watch?v=1tpGz3lqDvA
>>550519265>>550520142
>>550526473>My data is real because...>because...>it just is, okay?!?!
>>550525613>S rankdude you had no chance, if I were in your place I'd utterly eat shit too. either that or RNG fucked you hard.>WAHHH MY TRAINEES HATE MEnah, they're just a bit sad and the only way to get rid of that sadness is by raping (you), once that rape session ends they will look forward to your guidance for their next races and still love you no matter even if you have an Urara-tier record in CMs. Always next time, anon.
>>550522901>>550525727And here are the detailed results with running styles and times.
>>550526372>17000I fucking kneel...
>>550526372>17000What were the stats of your opponents?
I want to do unspeakable things to the director...
>I'm finally free of CM
>>550525613Please do your best next time torena. I believe in you.
>>550519574did tanuki died?
>>550526425Ackshually I'm a SaCHADtarius, known for being adventurous, optimistic, philosophical, and freedom-loving, symbolized by the Archer, seeking knowledge and new experiences with boundless energy, often expressing blunt honesty and a love for exploration, travel, and open-mindedness, though they can struggle with commitment or being tied down. They are known for being witty, generous, independent, and driven to learn and grow, often inspiring others with their "live and let live" attitude.That is what google AI told me anyway.
RNGesus hates my cheese rudolf build and didn't give her any skills and made her job and made her cry so I had to buy her dominator at full price
>go in finals>vs the runaway Suzuka primo rabbit enjoyer >tachyon was made during the CM
>>550526668
>>550526473Look up the term "Self Selection Bias". There's a bit of first-world university education for you, free of charge. Don't bother thanking me, I don't want thirdies breathing my air.
>>550526668*this cmnext one opens registration in 11 days. Hope you've been training mediums.
>>550526668Free? You sure?
>>550526737kys redditor
img limit>>550526818>>550526818>>550526818>>550526818
>>550526668>he doesn't knowBwo... the seriru video for the next one is already out. Get back in the ace mines and start traininghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F11qwyHkq0A
>>550526530>urarawhy do people still fall for this gaslight
>>550526738erm anon but we're pulling data from people simply posting their results here... there's no selection bias aside from "being a retard on 4chan"...
>>550525613CM’s aren’t an official race (so to speak) so if you really feel bad failing them?Manhattan Cafe will brew you a cup of coffee, Narita Taishin will get you your favorite take out, and Silence Suzuka will rape you. It’ll be okay anon.
>>550526185hey that's not too bad
>>550526831killed the thread instead>>550526832and this is why jannies nuke us
>>550526053Image limit reached, next thread.
>>550525882Well, I won the (B) Finals and I'm Libra, so I'd say that counts.
>>550526475Did she have Angling/Head-On?
>>550526738there are multiple libra races shown on yt as well going to the worst ranked university doesnt matter lmao
>>550525146That's kinda dumbWhat's the point of winning if it's not on one account
>>550526832At least wait til bump limit, there were like, 10 messages.
>>550527069some people get an ego boost from stomping shitters
イエス、アイアムウイナー!
musumepretty
>>550526053My rudolf lost
>>550526189https://litter.catbox.moe/vejimk7bduf0zwot.mp4>>550526530What is that overlay?
>>550526638they had like 90% and 80% win rate
>>550520296Very late reply, but the other mcq *was* picked, but your long straits lasted just long enough to overtake her at literally the last second (or two), so she became pacesetter instead. If your pace can keep chaining enough speed skills to overtake the lucky pacer, it switches to you. This is extremely rare.
>>550527492Mihono Bourbon doing Bakushin poses. OBS, not in game.
>>550523746Not really. It's a solid power card but not worth rolling for alone
Now, nowdid the /uma/'s finest toreina with 100% winrate... win?
>>550527536got the pictures of them too?
>>550527492Oh. She's too big to post to 4chan anywaysDozohttps://files.catbox.moe/piustp.gif
>>550527069Because when you're pretty good in a ranked mode, but not THE BEST, you're still going to be losing a good bit once you hit your ranked ceiling. Some people's brains are too smooth and thus resort to creating another account to start from the bottom and stomp shitters/newbies cuz it gives them their sweet dopamine rush they can't get at their actual skill level
HAHA YOU LOST!
>>550524056I'd just use the selector on Kita and save the carats. There's a Fine motion banner in feb/march
>>550527492>>550526189please turn on advanced grafics
>>550527492>golshi with less than 1100 speed won so hardwhat the hell is that horse
>>5505181692nd fucking place in Group B. Fuku was so close to 1st but alas Shirakoi-sama was not kind to her today
>>550518110hawt
>>550528481NSM, the CM, baby. Also the other End Closers didn't have Long S.
I haven't watched my finals race. Instead of doing that now, I'll post this cheerful jiggie and then go to sleephttps://jiggie.fun/ornghttps://jiggie.fun/orng
>>550526530Can you unironically keep recordings of shit like this on your youtube account without much hassle over space?storage drives are gonna get pricey soon..
>>550528335Didn't know about it. Thanks for letting me know.
