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It's time. Post Wakamo.
>futafags
I'm not kidding nor contrarian when I say I wish we got sKasumi and sMegu instead of the Tea Party
>>550524793smegma cannon
Post sexy Zoos pictures
Meg
>>550525085
All I wantFor Christmas isA Serina gf
>>550524760Hmmm, thanks, also should I focus gifts? I thought I was supposed to prioritize furniture since I don't have cafe maxed out
>>550524793Why can't Megu be real?
>>550524609I can tell you in his stead>CherinoStalin, duh>Tomoe Molotov>MarinaBeriya, except the lusting over little girls part went to Tomoe>MinoriTrotsky>Nodoka & ShigureSolzhenitsyn and Shalamov
Akane Love!I want to start a family with Murokasa!
>>550523463give it a go https://gitea.com/nape3145/userscripts/raw/commit/411bcd50c902ff6edcf0610276753a1f607df903/src/4chan-inline-captcha-preview.user.js>>550515161the issue with Greasemonkey should be solved. for some reason it didn't like iterating on a global object
>>550525281Cute dumb girls with big tits are too good for this world
good year
you guys are blindtarded, cherino is obviously based on tsar nicholas ii
>>550521731what would happen if a student ironically got pregnant by Sensei? GSC will replace him?
Christmas summer event fitting for us straya sensei chads. BA devs are straya confirnned.
>>550524345Blue Archive is much better if you imagine Sensei as a futa
>>550525418And don't forget she can lift more than 500 lbs
Before anyone blames Tange for anything, I will remind you that it is far more likely it was her agency's idea to quit anything Russian related. The agencies hold a lot of power in the relationship and VAs probably consult them first. If you need an example, you can listen to what Ishigami Shizuka has to say wrt auditioning for Nukitashi.
Explain how I beat the card game like I'm retarded.How should I be building my deck?
>>550525385I'll give the miner a test
>>550525475>GSC will replace him?Why would they? Whatever relationship he has with that student is his own problem.
>>550525608I love this
>>550525475>a student ironically got pregnantwhat did he mean by that?
>>550525510
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>550525512So she can carry your mom in an emergency, how useful.
>>550525426I went to check my screenshots after seeing this and this is the only one I took lmao
>>550525475Students get jealous and start as cascading series of sensei rapes. His protestations are recorded and passed around so no one views him as a victim. Pregnant student come to his defense, by force. By the end he's passed around on rotation school by school. He dogeza's every day.
>>550525598Shut up. My fanfic says that it's Yostar's fault so it's Yostar's fault. You are a bootlicking retard if you don't believe delusional bullcrap I pulled out of my ass.
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>550525608The artist for this makes tranny Stella sora animations. Never blocked someone so fast
>>550525689Ironic pregnancy is when you get pregnant to pull a prank on your classmates or to be able to skip school with permission
>>550525689someone pointed out that their halo might interpret sperms as threat, thus getting them pregnant will be hard
>1304 S.Seias were removed from the pool within 2 hours after reset You're going to miss your chance sensei, it would be prudent to roll a few tenners to secure yours now
>>550525636Same any english guide I can read? This minigame is too hard for me.
>>550525598It could really be anything but I doubt it'd be the agency. Sure, talent agencies in Japan can be quite notorious, but I don't really know if they would care about that kind of association themselves compared to sex scandals or whatever
>>550525904What's it like being a bull?
>>550525905CONCERN™
>>550525482Hmm, but Australians are Wakamofags, and gookako posters are mostly Viet
Hearthstone CHADS beat the card game on their first try.
>>550525385Thank you (and to that other anon for the fix for 4chan XT's captcha)I also disabled XT's built in sound player with an edited version of 4chan External Sounds that prevents looping of audio if the webm is shorter than the audio, and now sounds play properly on hover without the need to open them first. Everything is perfect for now.
>>550524345I came up with a nice futa concept in a /d/ writethread once.I call it "Semen Passthrough Futanari". The idea is that M on Fu on F doujins aren't popular enough, balls and perma futa is gay, and futas being able to create their own semen in the first place is also gay. So SPF is a kind where she can't make her own semen, needs a male to cum inside her, then has a special organ that connects the womb to the dick. She can either instantly cum upon being nakadashi'd, or store it for later. And the dick magically poofs away once sexytimes are over, as it should.Straightest futa of all time I tell ya. No straighter futafag than me, no sir.
If Sensei gets one student pregnant, he is then obligated to impregnate all students. This is non-negotiable.
>>550525905
>>550524793I'm doing my part!
Here's your new Christmas alt, /bag/.
>>550525636>>550526039play it blind a few times and take the level ups/perks outside of the game to make the game much easierThat's about it. Only other advice I personally have is "equipment pretty much always sucks" and "characters are good.
>>550525608I hate this
If Hasumi started lifting, she could turn into a beast.
>>550526102I can't win without my 4 mana 7/7 on curve
>>550526115blue archive?
In a general full of Pims and AllansI'm the only Charlie
>>550526059Some agencies don't let some of their talents have social media while letting others even though the talents they ban from it are not spergs. Some talents forbid their talents from talking about certain projects they worked on while allowing other talents from the same agency that worked on the same project to talk about it. There is nothing too bizarre for them to demand.
shut up jim
At least Tange got to choose to leave the role instead of getting banished for taking pictures at the war criminal shrine like a certain other VA I liked
>>550526153does quitting and doing settlement have any effect on the items you get vs beating it in one go? I want to maximize Ichika elephs
>>550526382japan did nothing wrong
>>550526274yeah Charlie BROWN
>>550526134God post, I'll do something similar
You really brought that shit to the new thread huh.
>>550526280Nah no social media is quite normal, NDAs on projects is normal (though yes it's weird for it to not be universal)Those aren't weird to me. The weirder things would be relationship bans, but afaik those don't usually show up for voice acting agencies
Well yes I want attention you see
>>550526134Unfathomably based, I will follow suit my king
>>550526134based
>>550526134>WHEN SHE GRADUATESwhat the fuck bro
>>550526134....couldn't you have just said "Hey let us choose the gender of sensei, be either male or female"
>>550526424I don't remember, sorryYou will want to play it a few times regardless because there are unique scenes and interactions you can only get by playing
>>550526640No compromises
>>550525665paternity sensei tries to problem solve at a new school>"you're all so special">as special as your wife?>"uh, you're just as special in your own way">riiight, could i get a baby too then?>"uh, my wife wouldn't like that">you know, you shouldn't be hitting on us and licking our brown girls feet when you've got a wife with a kid on the way>"y-you c-could join my harem">i'm not going to fucking share, you whoreHe would be useless the instant he was tied down by any one student
stop going so fast
>>550526640No. Zero tolerance for faggotry.
>>550526729>Gettin loserbut enough about Seia's vagina LMAO the joke is that she a whore
coom in doomrope in hopegood night /bag/
>>550526134Anon ass-blasted that there are female BA players/the devs shut down this idea ages ago/literally all of the languages use gender neutral languageYou acting like it's political and not literally just "well, everyone who plays it can play it" is why it will never change.The funny thing is English is the ONLY one of the languages to ever refer to Sensei as "he" or "sir"
>>550526134Based
>>550526729Nah, I drive fast
>>550526134Bbbbbbbbased
>>550525636You can honestly do whatever more or less.The only thing I'd say to be careful of is the cards that do things based on what club you have - if you pick up Mika she comes with some tea party synergy cards, they're pretty poor if Mika is your only tea party member and absolutely useless if you transition into full Justice etc.If you want something completely braindead just get some cards that give EX damage and / or barrier and slap them on a student like Tsurugi or Iori. Iori gains damage every time she's hit and Tsurugi heals if an enemy retreats so they can act as pretty good frontlines that beat a lot of stuff rolling your face across the keyboard.Specials can be activated witout ending your turn, unlike strikers - Koharu brings healing but I've only ever needed to use it once and Shizuko brings a passive -1 cost on a random card but it's discarded at the end of the turn - very useful for shitting out a lot of stuff but you need to keep your eye on what she hits and use it or lose it.Most stuff seems to work though - I've used Tsurugi, Iori, Hasumi and Mika as primary students and all were fine. I've seen posts saying Hina is busted. Also had some luck with some draw synergy decks where you just dealt damage with spell cards.The game is pretty easy before you get the bonuses and once you unlock a few perks it becomes trivial since your opening hand is discounted so you just snowball.
>>550526640No retard.
>>550526729we hate acceleration here
>>550526134There's literally female BA players in this very general >>550505897
>posting Fuuka for dogshit takes>for the gorillionth time
>>550527036Lmao sure.
>>550526897>literally all of the languages use gender neutral languageSource: your crusty faggot ass
Post images that changed /bag/ forever.
>>550527036Tits or get the fuck out
>>550525636>>5505260391, pick the character nodes over all else2, trim your deck3, make sure you have ways to reach their back row4, cards and characters of the same club generally have synergies5, read the descriptions
>>550527036That's a hairy indonesian man pretending to be a woman
>>550526087Now you remember zinger box akofan
>>550527036>female (XY)
>>550526897Japanese doesn't have gender pronouns as such so unless a student were to refer to him by a specifically gendered (eg. "kareshi") it is a nonissue. I don't know what they do with honorifics which are implicitly but not inherently gendered though (eg. do any students use -kun for sensei)Don't know about other languages.>The funny thing is English is the ONLY one of the languages to ever refer to Sensei as "he" or "sir"when exactly
>>550526134based>>550527036>there are female BA playersdoesn't matter, it's a game for men
>>550527148No, you can check the languages yourself.In the first place, while something like Japanese for example has gendered pronouns, it doesn't tend to use them as use of them is unneeded.Actually, why am I even telling you this? You should know this.
>>550527036Gonna need to eyeball some tits there cheif
>Fuuka VA pretends shes having mental health problems to not voice her>She was actually just recording for Stella Sora and lyingBitch
>>550527165
>>550526640>I took dick in the ass, just the tip tho>I am still a manNo way fag
>>550527257Japanese doesn't have even have pronouns you fucking retard.
>>550526134>Grew up before the gender war bullshit made everyone hyper vigilant and hearing neutral language was just something that was occasionally used>Hate both the freaks wanting representation in a game where Sensei is irrefutably a man and the spergs being triggered by "they"It's all so tiresome.
>>550527240Michiru calls Sensei "Sir Sensei"The game literally just slips up and uses "he/him/his" sometimes randomly because they don't run a tight ship (not that I care, I don't prefer "they/them" I just understand why it is used)
>>550527240>>550527257Lol lmao
>>550527001thanks based Kotori anon. Finally have some strats to go by.
>>550527352They do, EOP彼と彼女
>>550525905She just future-sighted herself in a powerful pregnant belly orgasm.
>>550526134>when she graduateswhat a fucking faggot
>>550527410>>550527441
>>550527365Huh, hadn't noticed it. I remember Michiru's thing and that strikes me as awkward translation of an honorific.
>>550526897>all of the languages use gender neutral languagesorry, but five different third world dialects doesn't constitute every language in the world
>>550527182>trim your deckcan you remove cards? Or do you just mean not to pick up useless ones?
>Iori shows up once in the prologue>says one line>immediately dies>never shows up again
what the actual fuck did they do to the site in the week i've been gone? constant captcha issues and "our system thinks your post is spam" like what the fuck happened? I was just going to ask about the event but now I'm actually just fuming
Jesus Christ you can count the pixels on the poor girl...Why can't they be assed to upscale images if they're gonna be zooming in like that??
>>550527441Not pronouns
>>550526134You guys don't want your student to finish college first then marry her? Jesus Christ is this early 1900?
>>550527550not often I see people calling Japanese a third world dialect
>>550527365>Michiru calls Sensei "Sir Sensei""Sir" is this games way to translate "dono" which should be translated to "lord"
>>550527550He obviously means in the game.
>>550527609Just don't post from a phoneNever had any issues
>>550527658Ideally you get married before middle school graduation, if anything.
>>550527673sex
>>550527387This sensei lookin' ZESTY, this sensei lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this sensei theatrical, this sensei good with colors, this sensei gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This sensei lifts shirts, this sensei on the down low, this sensei be a toilet trader, this sensei gardens uphill, this sensei packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's "one of them"...if you catch my drift.
>>550527625Yeah this was particularly bad
Fucking hell rioFirst time you see toki in a long time and you ask this
>>550527165https://files.catbox.moe/p0ohgx.png
>>550527638They are. They are functionally identical and used in the same way. However, Japanese doesn't need to use them and so they are rarely used.Typically, you would just use the person's name or title.>>550527716I know, not sure why you're replying with that. I am aware, although honestly it's less that it translates to "lord" and more "title I bestow upon you to mean that I respect you" (as you can use it for women too--iirc Izuna calls Tsukuyo "Tsukuyo-dono" for example)
>>550527578>can you remove cards?Yes. You can choose between recovering HP and removing cards at the bonfire node IIRC.
I want to be the little girl
>>550527716I would've thought it was dono but they translate izuna's saying it to lord every time. Maybe it's because she says "aruji dono" and they're trying to differentiate that from sensei dono, but it's obviously not 1 to 1. Sir is just wrong though.
Rio sex
This new captcha is pretty baller
>>550527638>djt.jpg
>>550527738No because I have to continually open up a private browsing instance to even use a captcha more than once. any normal instance hits me saying i don't need to verify it into saying it's not valid. in fact, actively trying to explain it is hitting me with the dogshit filter saying my post is apparently spam. like what the fuck.
>>550527996>they translate izuna's saying it to lord every timeAruji-dono != "dono" Aruji -> Master/Lord
>>550524793Megu Swimsuit and sexo when
>>550528038Be careful, jannies don't like it when you talk about the captcha
>>550527413I could type at length about it, it's a really fun game mode albeit not super deep and the perks you unlock should make it trivial for people who aren't very good at it. I'm sat half tempted to pyro refresh just to get more runs, there really should be a FFA no-reward mode.Other things I'd probably mention is to just check a mob if it looks gimmicky.The makoto statue deals damage based on the damage it's taken, so you generally want to be passing / drawing / slapping on gear / buff cards and nuking it down in 1 go.The tree is a similar deal where you want to break it's armor and it fucks off - if you have the cards for it restarting until you get an opening hand where you can do that is better than trying to slog through it if you get a bad draw.Some bosses gain buffs when they're the last ones left (Kaiten and I think Akemi), so don't sit there mowing down the adds and then get 1 shot - the card with the Kikyou leglocking Wakamo swaps a backline enemy in and is pretty big for those fights, though alternatives work like using a spell to kill the penultimate add and then 1 shotting the boss with an EX.I also didn't mention cost recovery cards - they're very strong for getting an early start against enemies that buff up like the tree, getting a few of those is great. The hyakki one in particular is crazy if you get both Shizuko and Izuna, especially since Shizuko can dupe cards.Man I need 500 more armbands...
>>550527673qrd?
>>550528023GUH
I want to be a rich old man fucking little girls
Jumby my beloved...
>>550528194sex
>ESL tranny tries to educate other people about japanese Embarrassing
>>550528102I know that, that's why I'm saying it's not 1 to 1. There is no reasonable way to gloss jp honorifics into english and they're trying to distinguish the two utterances when they probably shouldn't bother. Dono is closest to "lord" as far as relative formality/deference is concerned but aruji just literally means "lord" and translating izuna's reference to sensei as "lord lord" or "lord master" would be inane.
So is there an event going on right now that boosts rates or something? is that why they're giving away 100 free pulls?
>>550527781OMG! It's Chidori Michiru from the reknown Michiruchi channel! I'm a huge fan!
If anyone is having issues downloading the first wallpaper from the event, here it is. It's kinda ugly
>>550528194The whole thread is just everyone saying sex.
>>550527781Unsubscribed
>>550528331what the fuck does seia's hair really just drag on the floor everywhere she goes
What are your thoughts on Kasumi?
>>550528331>It's kinda uglyEasy fix
>>550528142I would use my authority to get Koyuki out
>>550528301Just translate it to master chief
>>550528230>>550527965These two? Both me.
>>550527864Do you forgive her /bag/?
>>550527658age is irrelevant, and nothing changes if she graduates before or after you marry her. Don't be a sheep
>>550528230You have to convert to judaism for that
>>550528301No dono is genuinely closest to sir/ma'am in how it is used in Japanese, though with a heavy note that basically only people in anime/manga say it. You won't hear "dono" IRL unless it's from a weirdo. -san is the typical word for being respectful.It does have a bit of an ancient quality that might compel you to think of it as Lord/Lady, but I think sir is a fine way of TLing it especially because Michiru doesn't revere Sensei
>>550528404That's her horsetail
>>550528427I want in
>>550528495I already married her.
>>550528427Sexy gremlin I wanna lick her feet
>>550528427Hina need to bonk her more.
Skibidi doo da! Skibidi day! My oh my what a rizzity day! Plenty of brainrot heading my way! Skibidi doo da! Skibidi ay!
>>550524793you guys bitched so much about the card game that i thought it was actually hardi cleared it in my second try
>>550528427i really liked her during the current eventthis part of her sprite was bugging me though, but i dont know if im imagining it being weird or not
>>550527452truly inspiring
>>550528404
>>550528495No
>Anon unironically wants Sensei to remain gender neutral
>>550524948
>>550528404>>550528730
>>550528623>black dressWhose funeral?
>>550528373Why may I ask?
>>550528495>after everything has been stabilized without herOh gee, wow, such accountability
So is this a Fes situation where I can get otherwise limited students? I don't play much.
>>550528692Reminder that /bag/ got filtered by the fucking train minigame during the Highlander event.
>>550528445I was actually talking about Nagisa. They did her dirty
>>550528427One of the best characters in the game. Peak sex, great voice, entertaining whenever she's on screen and has range. Some of the best animations and one of the best clubmates that has finally got some well deserved story time in the recent event.Sparked her when she first ran and pumped my ligma into her, immediately got spooked on the next banner I rolled on. Zero regrets.May have manifested sKasumi wearing her coat into existence by sheer force of will.Eternally grateful that a dev is apparently on the same wavelength, though I wish her swimsuit bottom was striped too. Will spark her when sKasumi releases.The coat stays on during sex.
>>550528704nothing weird about it. have you never seen the pooch before?
achuko
>>550528692It's gimmicky. I also finished it on 2nd run, but I doubt I'd do it without buying perks
>>550528838my cock's
>>550528897No that's next week
>>550527864She and Toki understand each other in ways that are impossible for neurotypical people.
>>550528537The antique connotation is why I'm thinking of it as closer to lord than sir. Very approximately for the formal honorifics, san = mr. ms. mrs., sama = sir/ma'am, dono = lord - as I hear it anyway.That said, I think my issue with michiru using "sir" has less to do with its relative accuracy to japanese - because again it is just impossible to do this 1:1 - and more to do with the fact that it sounds awkward in contemporary english. I'd need to read her event again but I distinctly remember her using it in a way that doesn't sound anything like what an english speaker would say at which point the problem is localization more than translation, if you like.
Zinger burger is overrated.
>>550528840>Anon posted Kokona one day>Suddenly /bag/ replies to the one post with sex>Has been a thing to reply to a Kokona post with sex ever since.Basically just happened one day and never stopped since.
>>550528427Biggest ragebaiter ever>>550528704Even though she kinda wanted to do her thing after building that place for Tea Party, is clear she is intelligent enough to figure out the problem with a terrain. I give her that.Her club is easier to deal than Gourmet Society, too.
>>550525385It works, thank you
>>550528427fake ass bitch
>30/100>only Maid Midori so farIs there any purpose to doing more of the roguelike minigame more than once after clearing it? Its kinda fun but Iori just had to go and clear it with too much ease
Gookposters are the worst
Giant Ichika > Perorozilla
>>550529107okie doke, i'll save the rest of my freebies for then, then. I got Swimsuit Seia so I'm content. Maybe I can get dress hina or something, she's beautiful
>>550528495How does she "take responsibility"? What can she actually do? Just say that line once and move on?
>>550529254Indistinguishable from a real gookako post.
>>550529238Haruna would never. We like our bitches authentically crazy.
>>550528301generally speaking the "issue" with japanese is that despite the 10 million kanji, they used like 40 or something and just use context to make things mean different thingsIf you translate Japanese literally all the time, the text will sound like a caveman with very limited vocabulary. This is like the exact opposite of English, in which "good writing" is marked by using different words for the same things as much as possible, to the point that we have whole books dedicated to finding different words to use (thesaurus).
>>550529213>Forgot image of the first time of it happening
>>550527658I will be marrying Iroha immediately
>>550528730>>550528829Long hair is so hot
>>550529372Kasumi is authentically crazy though, just not how she lets on.
Great smile.
>>550529186I like spicy burgers, but spice in the patty never works so I just have chipotle mayo on them if I ever do treat myself to a burg
Gookposters are sovl
>>550529181sex
DOGSHIT CARD FUCKING RIGGED GAME FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT GO FUCK OFF AND DIE THIS WHOLE CARD GAME IS STUPID ANDD GAY IF YOU LIKE THIS DOGWATER MINI FAG GAME YOU ARE GAY AND STUPID FUCK THIS RIGGE GAME, ALL THE CARDS ARE DOGSHITTTT
>>550528730>>550528829they would look better with short hair desu
>>550529580t. Homo
criminals
>>550528427I'd drink her hot spring water if you know what I mean
>>550529572lol
>>550529539I still prefer to believe this post wasn't real.
Delinquents are so hot
>>550527165We never got a banner guidemaker as good as him after he left. Hidden for newbabs because it contains a story spoiler for vol.1 ch.3
>>550525510kinda based desu
>>550528495Of course I forgive my autistic cutie.
>>550529771He was retarded
>>550529773Pee in my mouth Key
Speaking of izuna, this banner is super cute. Does she even know what the umbrella means?
>>550529879After her summer momos she definitely does, since you corrupted her.
>>550529773rape
>>550529572how can you niggers be so dumb? it's your first time playing a card game?just pick fewer cards
>>550529635SOON.
I think
>>550529879she does. While I respect the banner makers on global finally learning how to do design decently, this is actually a bit different in the actual art
>>550529972You look blurry, chise
My wife.
>>550529770>>550529664This is the prettiest one
did i win?it's like S Seia but with massive tits
Man, Ichika is kinda fucking mean about Koharu and Azoos in the card game when you recruit them.Shocking, since she's really considerate of the insecure JTF member. >>550529771Eh, I prefer the original guys writing style but I can't say I felt the change very much other than a few descriptions that felt like they were trying too hard by the guy that took it up, but it was hardly a massive difference.
>>550529572>got Woogi on my first event node>she murdered everything and healed to full every round>cleared final fight first try easily>don't even know what half my cards do, never used my other strikers or specialslol
>it was all Nagisa's fault in the endFuck Nagisa
>>550528730>>550528829I wish long hair was real
>>550529359Yeah but your free rolls don't carry over. Gotta use them on Seia/Hasumi
>>550529949God I hope I don't corrupt Momiji in her alt. I want to keep her as my daughter
>>550525510shut the fuck up, subhuman trannoid
Kei is a tight spot
>>550529972
>>550530075>Fuck Nagisa
>>550529771It was never good.
>>550529956Even if you take maximum cards it's pretty chill - there aren't that many bad ones even if a thin deck is optimal if you want to treat the casual rogulike deckbuilder like some metasweat garbage.
>>550530016I wanna lick around the base of her tail
>>550530160between my cock and my hard place
>>550530040Yeah, she's Seia but actually sexy and meta
>>550529968Don't forget to mention her in the survey
>>550530160Why is she wearing a wildhunt uniform?
>>550530152On a genetic level, all females senseis are single mothers.
>>550530269who?
>>550529572My reaction precisely until I just used the infinite deck strategy that trivializes the entire thing. Without that I become the biggest retard the moment you put a card game in front of me
Stop posting without images
>>550530040W-why is she looking at me like that?
prezoosing this threadᓀ‸ᓂimage limit is imminent
>>550530359>infinite deck strategyThe what
Some clubs are so small. What's the problem with inflating the clubs a little more? I think the maximum a club can have is five. Some clubs are so interesting that they could have many more members than just NPCs to be part of the scenario.The Sisterhood, Remedial Knights, Vigilante Crew, Library Committee. School Lunch Club, Hot Springs Department, Medical Emergency Club, Engineering Department, Super Phenomenon Task Force, Athletics Club, Pseudoscience Club, Festival Operations Department, Black Tortoise Promenade. Spec Ops No. 227, Labor Party, the entire Valkyries, Helmet Gang/All of these could add a few more students and further deepen the story. But there are already so many students that it is difficult to foster competition, and Nexon is already introducing other schools.
>>550530269I already told them not to release her
>>550526134For anyone who has submitted the survey already, you can now edit your responses in case you want to change or add anything.
Stop imagining without posting
>>550530415She knows that you don't care for her body and just want her for that def down.Prove otherwise.
>>550530363If you insist
She's going to freak out
>>550530284>On a genetic level, all those who insist on female sensei are faggots and sons of single mothers.
>>550530075It's always her faultOnly good thing about nagisa is her voice
>>550528427I like that she knows she is being a saturday cartoon villain and owns it, way better than h*runa spewing some pseud bullshit
>>550530572STOP
>>550530040Premium akane
>>550530486inflating my club rnin the past 4 months i have slowly replaced members of my club with my own alts named after them within the next year or so i will isolate one /bag/got and play the part of the entire club, trapping him in what appears to be an extremely active club
After getting lucky on the Seia banner, and as someone who doesn't care about Hasumi, I'm feeling better about my chances of saving up for this cute fatty
>>550530269Already did, posted the ss a few threads ago.
>>550530572woah....
>>550530702You know you're getting more free rolls every day
Repent and you will receive a studentwife
>>550530572why is japanese censorship still a thing? I doubt it's illegal, I see uncensored images on pixiv all the time
>>550530715This boy(female) is so handsome.
>>550529771burnout is natural especially on a game that has been running for more than 4 years now still retarded for his Hoshino and Hina takes
Day 3 of not getting S.Seia with free rolls.
>>550528427She's extremely funny
>>550530851It's a government thing.I still think they should repeal those censorship laws to give the country an economic boost once they start re-releasing decades of porn.
>>550530851>why is japanese censorship still a thing?No one wants to be the politician fighting for porn essentially.
Finally
>Suddenly Seia music
>>550526134It's so insignificant, it won't stop trannies and women from playing Blue Archive, nor will it show that the game belongs to “men.” It's a business, Nexon will make decisions that generate more money.
>>550530673you have to give us updates
>>550530476Nta. There are cards and special that allow you to draw more cards. There are cards that give you cost. When your deck is thin enough, you can keep drawing cost cards ad infinitum. Throw damage dealing cards and buffs into te mix.
>>550530576She's just like my grandma, oh isn't this that popular yellow mouse from japan kikechu.
>>550527658>women in college
>>550529238It should be noted that Kasumi mainly means her "goofing around" is an act.However, she truly loves scheming and explosions. In fact, blowing shit up is her true love (she says this outright in a momotalk). She doesn't care about hot springs, but does care about Megu who cares about hot springs, and to make hot springs you can blow shit up so it's a win-win to follow along with Megu's wishes.So basically, when she's laughing because shit blew up, that's real. When she's quiet and plotting, that's real. When she's being a rampant little shit that's faked to get people off guard.
>>550531243And there it is… theres that classic /bag/ antisemitism…
>>550531209A deck with a bunch of cost ichikas, watermelons and a couple wakamos would be kino
>>550530486Inflating the sisterhood with my children starting with Mari the Cat.
>>550526115>Semen Passthrough FutanariI guarantee you I had this idea before you did, but your name for it is much better than my "cum transfer" one. Passthrough, what a wonderful word.
How is Trinity so powerful? Why can't the other schools compete?
>>550531354>this girl is an absolute menace, I wonder what she's like if you get to know her a little bit better...>even more of a menace
>>550531487Are you sure about that
>>550531487Literally Trinity can't compete
>>550531487Other schools have to fight against dev favoritism.
>>550531487That cut to ichika's flat is fucking brutal.
>>550531502If she was truly a follower of the Thunder Emperor, makes sense
>>550524793SUPER MEGU SEX!!!
>>550531487Who made this webm?
>>550529238She's real for that. I've been in the same position. When people think you're just an idiot they'll leave you alone. The second you let your guard down and show competency, everyone won't leave you the fuck alone, and you make yourself a target. Trust no one, be annoying, and most importantly, have fun.
>>550531748>webm
>>550530851It's illegal>I see uncensored images on pixivThey haven't been reported
>>550531487If anything how can Trinity compete?
>>550531487I don't remember this PV...
>>550531784>I know what it's like to pretend to be retarded
>>550531671Don't take that retards theories as anything other than fanfiction
>>550531487Why does this webm last 10 hours?
>this kills the Trinity
>>550531748>give me names… NOW!!
>>550531354>When she's being a rampant little shit that's fakedEven some of that is probably real when she's just having a blast enjoying herself.The main point of the momo in that image was that she doesn't want to spend time trying to explain what she's doing when no one is going to "get" the retarded hotspring obsession bar her club members.This also gets put in a completely different light after the short story where it's revealed the hotsprings are a means to an end - she's not going to be wanting to explain to people when asked that "actually, I'm not even THAT into the hot spring thing, I actually feel I owe a life debt to Megu so I'm trying to keep her happy".Her motives are impossible to explain for multiple reasons, either because they're too close to heart or because explaining that you're an explosion junkie isn't going to satisfy anyone asking. Better to just act the clown and be thrown in the same basket as the other Gehenna loonies.
>>550531487I'm gonna cum
>>550531840all this image needs is chiaki and it's perfect
>>550531857No, I've theorized it myself and others have as well. The very basics make sense and align with what we know. The only "retard" theory I would say there is would be that Hina tried to kill Kasumi. That's stupid and counter to Hina's entire character.Anyway the thunder emperor>Evidently had massive charisma>was a genius>was an inventor>was able to tussle with basically any force that came her way>was fond of making dealsSound familiar?
>>550531959>holy friggin crap imma nut ova here!
Yurizono Seia? more like Urahomo Seia lmao
One week left to find a gf to spend christmas eve together
>>550531959Do not cum
>>550531487Millenium mogs.
>>550531840>how can Trinity compete?So far by refusing to let other schools have any beach events.
https://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYhttps://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYhttps://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYWhy aren't (You) drawing in the christmas aggie? Don't you wanna share the joy?
>>550532040>This made me start to cryWhat the fuck...
>>550531850Jokes on you, I was merely pretending.
What should I draw in the aggie if I want lots of attention and (You)s?
>>550531907I love Ako
>>550532228koyuki
>>550532228Alice and Kei eating yogurt
Is ptSumire good for anything? Got spooked by her but don't think I've ever heard her talked about.>>550532228puffy manko.
>>550531934I believe that Kasumi simply doesn't want to explain her true motivations because she doesn't want to be seen as weak or vulnerable. Which would lead into why Hina, who easily destroys her whenever she tries to do anything, upsets her so much.She says herself she's a mirror to Ichika, and both of them are insecure and put up fronts. Ichika is quite sensitive about her own "problems", and judging by how Kasumi resonated with Ichika's talk about how she sees Mika, it seems Kasumi also recognizes things like this"I'm a piece of shit, I'm scum, I scare easily and worry, but I can at least make this other person, who is far better than me, happy."
>>550532228Draw the stinking Stink King~!
>>550531487Mika sax
>>550532228Judging by last thread, two students standing next to each other.
>>550532228Kokona eating ice cream or yogurt
miniLED IPS VA or OLED?
Do not skip Miyo
>>550532061And yet it's phrased almost exactly the same every time2/5, not particularly like Kasumi, and a passing similarity does not equal an internship in evil villainyMight as well say that Hanako was recruited as a middle schooler by thunder bitch and that's why she's a genius. There's no proof my theory is wrong after all
>>550532228Microbikini Kokona (christmas edition)
>>550532116Just spend it with your sister like me
>>550532228Megu going through her pre gym meal-> A protein smoothie, lots of good carbs, bananas, showing off her muscles, more protein, lots of milk, lots of chicken
>>550531648Don't forget about Aru, Makoto isn't exactly small either, Ako, Chinatsu, Sena (at least in her base version), Akari and Izumi.
>>550532412Mika has a vagina...
>>550532557I will not skip her but I will be skipping her alt.
>>550532483OLED if you can afford it. Once you go OLED it's pretty hard to go back.If you're planning on doing a lot of productivity stuff like WFM or whatever then get an IPS. Mostly for text legibility on word documents or whatever. Or get a 4K OLED at 27 inches - pixel density will be good enough.
>>550525231>>550525285Serina is required to lift her skirt up to me whenever she's wearing pantyhose
>>550532187Unless aggie lasts until 2nd half of January, I won't be able to finish my drawing. Christmas + family matters.
>>550532559Okay sure, maybe read the club story where Hina heavily insinuates Kasumi is a member of an old faction whose habits are no longer allowed in Gehenna, that story having been released shortly after we were told who the thunder emperor is, that Hina directly helped to overthrow her, and that that person and her inventions are the only thing she and Makoto can work together onBut sure, probably just a coincidence. Let me mention Hanako, who is from an entirely different fucking school and act like an imbecile because I'm a story skipper
>>550532724This girl KILLED her original voice actor.
>>550532357>"I'm a piece of shit, I'm scum, I scare easily and worry, but I can at least make this other person, who is far better than me, happy."This sounds like some weird projection. Working to make someone else happy doesn't need to have some tragic self-flagellation bent to it
>>550532559>2/5what? which ones>massive charismaYes. Shown and told Kasumi has massive charisma>geniussame>inventorsame. Big drill etc>tussle with basically any forceyes, the hot springs club is always an extreme threat>fond of making dealsshe is
>>550532890Did you not read the story? Am I spoiling it for you?Kasumi is the person who compared herself to Ichika after Ichika said "I'm no good, but Mika is"
>>550532803What would you do here? Fold immediately? Reject her? Pass out?
>>550532791
Obviously she's fine as a student but how is she as a unit ? I'm really enjoying the actual game but bruh 4 stars already
>cockposts>eats cum>molests little girlsHifumiposters are literally the worst
>>550527165Deskfucker
>>550531840God Eroha is literally perfect…
>>550533312She's a "specific use" student with an extremely rare ability. Basically, she's very good but mainly for a few specific bosses/challenges.That rare ability is concentrated fire, which forces all students to shoot at one specific target.
>>550533113It wouldn't happen in the first place, she doesn't have the guts to do it...
>>550533327Wait is that last one new?
>>550531487variety is the spice of life
My precious desert rose.
How come I still don't have Sexy Seia?
>>550533312You will need focused assult soon and she is free.
>>550533327Retarded newfag
>>550531089no undies for my princess
>>550532945She made her big drill with her r&d budget and manufacturing capabilities?Every schemer type is a genius? That's a low barBeing reasonably strong connects you to the emperor? Better include the gourmets tooSo yes, 2/5 charisma and deals, which mean what exactly? Deals are all over the main stories and events
>>550533312I haven't read the story yet, so I've just been farming the event. Is getting Ichika elephs hard? I want her at 5* and struggled a bit doing that with Aoba
Does anyone here have a sensei-job? The kind of job where all you really do is fill out essentially arbitrary paperwork? It sounds kind of cozy. I sit at a computer all day but most of what I do is actually functional and that's just not the same.
>>550533327Dumbass
>>550527165>>550533390That was a good thread, can't believe I was there
>>550533515Fair enough, she just felt super mid by herself but if she's for specific content like that new deca boss makes sense.>>550533607Alright, so might as well level her up. But she's not a DPS herself is she ? So * level is irrelevant, yeah ?
>>550533515NTA but I remember needing this for Goz but didn't have a tool for it
>>550533701>Being reasonably strong connects you to the emperor?that's not it? The emperor AND Kasumi--neither are said to be or have been strong. The thing is, both are known for having massive armies that are difficult to fight against. No, Haruna does not have this.>Every schemer type is a genius? That's a low barUhhh, were there a lot of other characters with many contingency plans, notable intelligence, etc?>She made her big drill with her r&d budget and manufacturing capabilities?Fair enough we don't know if the drill was her
>>550533821>like that new deca bossIf you mean Tipharet, noIf you mean Yesod, kinda but there's better choices (Noa is the best option for Yesod--and this is a specifically phase 2 only use)
>>550533875You don't need it after Goz rework. These days you only need reposition.
You did upgrade your PC before the ram and gpu shortages right?
>>550533701>Being reasonably strong connects you to the emperorno, Hina talking about her "old habits" no longer being allowed does
>>550527165The gif with seia jumping around and flapping her tongue
>>550534024Obviously I didnt mean tipha bruh weve already has tipha But I did mean yeosd I couldn't remember it's name
>>550534000I won'tbut why the fuck did you post it
>>550534049that's not true, it still helps massively to have concentrated fireIf you don't use that, it is absolutely possible for someone to start firing on a clone by accident, especially while there's a middle Goz
>>550534058Upgraded to 5700x3d and added 16GB of ram earlier this year, so I still should be somewhat set for the future. Not like there are actually good games to play tho
Rabu means love!
>>550534137Tipha is currently running, hence my asking
>>550534058To play what?And even then, DLSS and framegen made it so you can play anything on a 4060
>>550534148It felt like the correct time to post it.Here's childs to clean your eyes
>>550534058my pc was mid in 2020 and I haven't touched the insides sinceI only play gacha games nowwhat's the point
>>550534000dude
>>550534058Don't call it a shortage, it's not a shortage, it's just capitalism. The same way it won't be an energy shortage in a few years time, it'll be data centers using it all and the average consumer getting scraps.
>>550534000Checked and also saved. Wish there was audio
I'm gonna say itI'm gonna FUCKING SAY ITTHE STROKES' COMEBACK ALBUM WAS ACTUALLY VERY GOOD
>>550534458Hifumianon...
>>550534485where the fuck did zoos get those
>>550524793BIGREDAREOLAE
>>550534485Slop.
>>550534485>AIzusaAlso who even still listens to the strokes nowadays? what, is interpol gonna rise from their grave next? maybe with a bit of kings of leon and the white stripes added to the mix?
Now that i think about it, Kasumi has concrete feats to back up being called a smarty pants. Geological surveying, coordinating construction, actual scheming and tactical ploys that she didn't pull out of her ass, quick wits in high pressure situations, believable manipulation that doesn't rely on knowing the color of the skidmarks on the targets underwear, etc, etcThat's another to add to the list of a dozen characters who are smarter than Hanako
>>550527165>>550527312Why did pedo sensei do it
I didn't know it was ai
Unwelcome School (Strokes cover)
Now that I think about it, Kasumi has feets.
The Strokes aren't hip hoppin anymore?
>>550534701Stop attacking me.
Man. I came for the Trinity but I'm staying for sexy megu.
naughty heh
>>550534791She is also literally constantly studying. It's not directly brought up like with Ui, but genuinely any time she's encountered "off the job" she's in a room and studying. Even one of her cafe lines is about her studying, and her furniture interaction is her plotting/figuring out a map.
>>550534795Have you never, luxuriating in the soft rays of the sun, felt tempted to fly a little closer? Reflect before you judge.
bebu >>> megu
I like Hasumi's fat saggers
At this point I am fucking sure the majority of the issue would be solved if the students actually fucking stop and listen to us for fucking once. It was especially frustrating for this part because I am pretty fucking sure I clicked over 8 dialogue options that tell them to FUCKING STOP AND LISTEN YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>>550534791>That's another to add to the list of a dozen characters who are smarter than HanakoWho even mentioned Hanako other than you? Who even cares whether Hanako is smart or notHanako sure doesn't. Like what, do you complain about Kayoko too? They're genuinely about the same (they have "reads" on characters, know a lot, and mostly keep quiet until something needs explaining)
>>550535123it's almost as if they're immature and impulsive
So do you get more rewards sweeping or doing full runs of the card game?
>>550535123>teenage girls could mostly resolve their problems if they would calm down and communicate betteryou don't say
>>550535024Can you elaborate on what did you mean by this?
I get it, her name is hanako because she's big like ako, but also has hands
>>550535230Same rewards.
>>550535125First part was an observation, the last part was baitYou answered your own questions
>>550535125bro imagine Kayoko suddenly acting pervy like Hanako... it would break my dick
>>550535123Anon. They are children. Listening isn't high on their priority list when they get uppity.
>>550535235>teenageAll
>>550535276Actually her name is Hanako because her parents gave the name to her.
>>550534930Get attacked, idiot.High school girls are LAUGHING
>>550535230sweeping it gives max rewards
>>550535123>you don't understand if you let Hot Springs blow everything up you win!They're worse than Gourmets and I'll never forgive them for what they did to Nodoka and Shigure
you got 20 million credit for reaching final boss in the card game, but nit that mych if you sweep. stop sweeping and learn the heart of the card
>>550535235>>550535226>>550535319I fucking know. But when the game made sensei click 'calm down' and 'listen to me' over half a dozen times and nobody fucking does its very fucking frustrating.
Upgrade your RAM.
>>550533106God that is fucking funny!
I really hope people don't call her smegu when she gets the swimsuit alt
>>550534058I've been hoping to get a GTX 2080 through eBay for a while since that's still enough to play modern games. Maybe I could go for a 3060 or something, but either way I may want to bite a bullet sooner than later.
>>550535401Why would you expect newbabs to be able to read?
>>550535501there's no money in the budget for it
>>550535489you wouldn't make a good teacher, eh?
>>550535445The minigame is ass so I'm gonna sweep it ;)
>>550535489Doesn't sound very adult of you.
>>550535563I got a 5060 for like 300 bucks, that'll be enough for the next 5 years at least imo
>>550535501yeah, i RAM it into her every night
>>550534913Your students weren't even born yet when Is This It came out. They lived their entire existence without knowing who The Strokes were.
>>550535024Stop considering molesting children /please/
>>550534795
>>550535501But I already have 32 GB? Go to sleep Chihiro.
>>550535394At least some things haven't changed then.
>>550534440>few yearsthe ai bubble isn't going to last to 2027, everything ai is massively in the red and has been for a while and the current models are plateauing so no more jingling keys to distract investors
Seia's meeting with Ichika in the minigame was extremely funnyI fucking LOVE blue archive.
>>550535714Tell them to stop raping me
theres nothing to play this weekend
Grimhttps://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/2001457385341116634
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>550535602NNNOOOOO you have to play the card game! the dev pour their time, soul and heart to make it aaaaahhh, please im begging youuuuuuu
>>550535418Yeah. I almost wish I hadn't read that one
>>550535824>the ai bubble isn't going to last to 2027Try 2030, bud.
>>550534058>PC built in 2019>i5 8400 + RTX 2060 32bg ram>Want to upgrade>None of the games I play or want to play require betterI can't justify the cost even now let alone later. My PC money is getting dumped into my Roth IRA
>>550535846Which one will have the worst takes?
>>550534974Hngh!! She just shoot up in my rankings a lot. I should sit down and read the event...
>>550534795Say his name.
>>550535668Absolutely. Hell, I'd say the 4000-series is good enough as well.I forget what cards can do ray tracing, but seeing as some games are starting to require a GPU that can do that, if you can get a cheap card that can pull it off then you'll probably be set for life.
>>550535824Much like BA, it's simply too big to fail.
>>550535256>>550535714Anon shouldn't be an object of scorn but rather a cautionary tale. You can lie to me, you can lie to /bag/, but you must never lie in your heart. There but for the grace of god.
>>550535846Why? Just Why????????
>>550535871I beat it once and that's enough, I'm not risking armbands just for the RNG with cards to bend me over
>>550535871maybe once I max out all the perks
>>550535846I don't care how many pyros it is I'm not watching a streamer
>>550535846theres hundreds of slightly less shitty en vtubers and yet they picked these clowns
>>550535846Connor will complain the whole time and visibly cringe when a sexy child is on screen
>>550534974her boobs size changes every damn time
>>550535846>https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/2001457385341116634I don't know these people, explain why I should be mad beyond normal content creator stupidiousnessitivity
>>550535501>new GPU>32gb RAM>2tb nvme SSD>new 1440p monitor I may be a failure NEET but my parents still love me. Fortunately, they got all this before the price hikes around Black Friday.
>>550534368Sorry should have put a warning
>>550535846Oh jesus fucking christ
>>550536042>Anon shouldn't be an object of scorn>AnonThat was br*ce iirc, they very much should be the object of scorn. Isn't enough scorn in the 9 gorillion /bag/ threads combined for that turbofag.
>>550535843You should play the minigameAfter figuring out what's good (and getting the perks) it's pretty easy and enjoyable
>>550525475GSC doesn't really have power over sensei so much, which is one reason everyone saw Schale as a shady organization originally. GSC President randomly created an organization that has more power than anyone in Kivotos, and appoints one random guy no one has heard of before. Even GSC arguably can't actually fire him.Also Kirino says relationships with students isn't illegal.No if anything you would just risk danger from the other love rivals, unless you shared that dick.
>>550535846what the fuck man>>550535939this faggot probably,
>>550535846Bruh...
>>550535123>me telling my students multiple times not to wrestle in front of me in just their swimsuits
>>550535846not even gonna type their names. Pure barf. I would even give the skinwalker(curse upon her name) a hallpass for this one...
>>550535098>>550536205
>>550535846Now normies will know Trinity sucks. Get fucked trinity fags.
>>550535846>Gigguk>Two camwhores>Whoever the fuck dawg isI'd rather watch Arcie
>>550535846We have to end this streamer culture, especially when it comes to games
>>550535846They...They really chose completely poorly.Well whatever, I wasn't going to participate anyway because fuck that shit
>>550536207>my parents still love mekeep telling yourselves that, bud
i want to fuck Ibuki
>>550535123They were literally going to blow up that building to make a hot spring.
>>550535846Isn't Zentreya genuinely a trannyor a guy pretending to be a girl, whatever
>>550535846>even the replies hate itI am not used to the other communities actually being based for a change.
>>550536207Get a job you lazy fuck>t. Misses the NEETlife like you wouldn't believe
>>550535918By 2027 the chinks will have spin up new foundries and force the hands of Samsung et all. If the bubble isn't burst by then.
>>550535501dont see a reason desu, my poor 2021 pc...
>>550536047Because despite your, and my, desire for blue archive to remain a relatively niche game with a small community, the logic of capitalism demands expansion. Avarice and entropy are facts of the system. Wake up before everything you love is gone.
>>550535846>sellout>tranny>normie>munchieThe four horsemen of wasted marketing budget
>>550535501I've been on 64GB for a year nowI am the 1%
>>550535846lmao @ the replies on the tweet, everyone knows this is a mistakeFuck connor
>Won BOTH Seia and Hasumi swimsuit's within 30 of the free pulls (+1 Reisa)HOLY FUCK
>>550536203majority (80℅) of bag love Hololive, that connor guy spit on brand. also Ironmouse is a cancer (heh) to vtuber community over all
>>550536495Good, gooks retaliate when they make that one vtuber BA ambassador. We should retaliate.
>>550536507Same... was a worthless piece of shit neet from 2013 to 2018... best five years of my life...
>>550535846How dreadful!! They could have paid my 2view wife the equivalent of a Wendy's $5 Biggie Bag instead!
>>550535846I think ironmouse is okay?...Maybe the other vtuber too?I'm physically cringing, but I'd do that for almost any official streamer they'd announce.
>>550536596Holy ESL!
>>550535846>Gigguk>Vtranny>the guy who literally hates anime>the fucking normie sellout with a daughterhumiliation ritual.What the fuck were they thinking?
>>550535846should've been saba
Should have made them play a Shanhaijing event instead
Of course they dropped this news after the survey. Whoever was in charge of this decision needs to be fired
>>550535846I demand everyone who said nexon was better at marketing than yostar to apologize RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>550535846Who the fuck even is Cdawg? Who??
>>550536657That's the gooks though, as much as I'd love for something to happen here they're not gonna backpedal on this unfortunately.It'll get views because all of those streamers already get views but hopefully the community backlash is big enough that they never do it again (they will).
I hate all vtubers
>>550536507I miss neet life too but I don't miss not having money. Best combination is neet plus money
>>550536507>>550536663never forgetI've been dead a long time now
>>550536740They would never beat the allegations and BREAK OUT like the whorerse game with a pick like that.
>>550535846Oh no
>>550535846I hope whoever came up with this stupid idea gets testicular cancer and dies a painful death
>>550535846Am I supposed to know who these people are?
>>550536785Nexon tried to make a vtuber
>>550536826Thats just being retired, and its greatt. crypto millionaire
>>550536792The guy who unironically covers his eyes when a sexy teenager is on screen
>>550535846Damn anon was right about them pushing for more westerners to play
>>550536253how can GSC president create a judicative that has bigger authority than herself/GSC? that's literally God paradox
GUH...
Should I thinking about Nagi if fest goes well? Doesn't special DPS require massive ligma outlays?
>>550536586I hate youI mean I finally got Hinata but other than her I've gotten dick. And I need to save pulls for Toki who is either right after Bluefes or the pulls after that
>>550536942??????? then WHY
Good nightGood luck in battle, American and Asian bros. I'll be praying for your victory.
>>550536826I have a government job where I wfh every day and don't actually do very much which is pretty closeneeting was better, I just need to figure out a way to dismount from formal employment but get disability
>>550536960>that's literally God paradoxHow did the founding fathers create a presidency
>>550536725Stop making fun of him, he's brown.
>>550536785Yostar made the anime and was the one to make the mahjong collab happened.Also, no ads for over 3 months.They are equally at shit.
>>550536372sir, i can see your daughter panties
>>550537016See you in Valhalla brother, we've got it from here
>>550535846Other than the people who dislike vtubers as a whole, what's so bad about Ironmouse? I never much paid attention to her
>>550535846They could give me Mika naked on my bed and I would still not watch a single second of these horrible people.
If Nexon didn't make them, especially C****r, sign a non-disparage with a hefty length they're even more retarded than they look
>>550536372die whore a*cie
>>550535846didnt ironlung get cancelled for racism? how is she still invited?
>>550537150I'd watch every second for Hasumi naked on my bed
>>550535123Replace 'student' with 'anon' and 4chan will achieve world peace. But we can't have that now, can we?
I bet C****r likes Ako
Reminder to all chuds here
>>550537106Ironmouse as far as I, who half-pays attention to vtubers, know is...fine? I don't like her myself, but simply because I have never been led to believe her to be entertaining in any wayBut at the least she doesn't seem like, annoyinh.
What the fuck is thisWhy the fuck is this
WTF WAS THAT PALM TREE???????????
>>550535846Someone seems to think the game can break out like Uma did but they really don't understand why it didn't
>>550537068democracy(?)
>>550530486There are "clubs"(friend groups) and "Clubs"(Basically a job, they just call it a club)Clubs that are friend groups obviously aren't growing. PS68 is a friend group.Clus that are jobs can grow easilyJTF has like a hundred membersHighlander inspection or maintenence office likely has hundreds of membersBecause they're jobsAny club that has their own mobs is effectively a jobThere are like a billion of students in kivotos, they can just add more characters to a club whenever, and they can simply say that they never ran into sensei until then. (Gintama basically did the same shit with the Shinsengumi every arc, constantly adding more of them). Ichika didn't always exist, but they added her to the JTF over time.
>>550535846I’m actually concerned now, what if this leads to increased localizationslop?
>>550535846>Gigguk>CDawg>Ironmousehow much did they pay for thesealso RIP Blue Archive
>>550537106Pretended to be on life support for years yet somehow was healthy enough to give birth, surpassing even mr m*tokur's feat of """dying""" for seven years
>>550537106Most of her streams are lazy react content shes boring as shit. Not to mention the recent thing with Peanut shes the worst of the 4 here, she'd gladly open the floodgates to all normies to try out Blue Archive and publicly shame us for not letting their normies talk shit about the game. Shes a normie bootlicker.
>S Hasumi should be my favorite because big breasts>Can't stop thinking about how attractive S Ichika isWhat is this feeling?
>>550537206racism charge only apply to white people
Which E-Celebs do you prefer for trying out and advertise this game?Asmongold?Hasanabi?MoistCritikal?
>>550537458>ClusCLU?CLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>550537321BA marketing department really out of touch. Then again if I were in their position I also don't know what do I have to do to promote this game. Fans gatekeeping so no mouth to mouth promotion
>spending this much time talking about dogshit promotionalsHow are you guys not immune to this considering global has an endorsed skinwalker wearing your daughter?I guess I'll go to sleep.>>550537396Read the cards Sensei. Just break his shield and he fucks off. Pretty sure it starts at 5 damage so a +2 energy card or minor spell usually does it pretty easily.
>>550535123Weakness of students is they're stupidWeakness of sensei is he's not bulletproofTogether they form a perfect symbiosis
>>550537475The one autist anon will spam tickets don't worry
>>550537086The anime was the only legitimate fumble, mahjong only became a controversy because CN gacha players are mentally ill with their ML culture taking it too far. Neither JP nor KR had any complaints about the collab whatsoever>Also, no ads for over 3 months.This is true but tangential to what's being said. When Yostar actually puts in the effort (and not deciding to abandon BA for 3 months), they do decent work MOST of the times.Nexon does care about BA (unlike Yostar nowadays) but they are hopelessly incapable at marketing BA effectively even when they're putting in the effort.
>>550537403I still don't entirely understand why uma did either tbf
DOZENS OF PEOPLE GIVE THE SKINWALKER VIEWS! THEY PLAY THE SAME GAME AS YOU!
>>550537528It's you becoming a man of good taste, finally.
>>550537589I'd just spend the marketing budget on hiring animators and stuff.
>>550537573lowtiergod
>>550532791I agree except with the Pandemonium part. They are a dogshit club and just as boring as Hina.
>>550537573>Which E-Celebs do you prefer trick question: I wouldn't
Arcie probably pushed for this just so she would look good by comparison. The picks are too much of a perfect storm to have been made by a clueless guy from the marketing department, it came from someone who knew what the worst options would be.
>>550537528horny
>>550537526>she'd gladly open the floodgates to all normies to try out Blue ArchiveThat happened years ago though? Genuinely feels like lolicons are a dying breed in western communities including the site known as 4chan and it's alternative because everyone that cared either learned Japanese or moved on
>>550537528Enlightenment.
I have to click next it's annoying why
>>550537573Jiyuna
>>550537528It is just your NPC mineset kicking in.strait up the final evolution of the Justice force Nameless grunts
>>550537786i want ibuki to open her floodgate on me
EoS incoming with the marketing push into the western "market"...I enjoyed my 4 years
>>550537641>The anime was the only legitimate fumbleI don't understand why people say this, the anime got me to play the game
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PyroxeneSo pyros are an actual thing. Why would this be chosen as the currency though?
>>550537573Biboo would gladly play this game, Mint already plays this game, they chose Twitchfags for whatever reason, the entirety of Twitch is cancerous.
>>550536260Hurr hurr that's the podcast's name. what'd you expect?? Now listen as I drop the most milquetoast normie anime opinion
>>550537573Keanu Reeves
>>550537528She's hot and I like her voice.
>>550537573
>>550535846Out of the three trash taste dudes, they didn't get the one who actually gets off to loli? Instead they pick the dude that hates anime and the one who only likes it "ironically"???
>>550537579no zoo, that is the wrong franchise
>>550537528Ichika is just much more erotic and alluring.
>>550535846>nexon's marketing doesn't su-
>>550537669Falls under socially acceptable "haha anime SO WHACKY" because the bishoujo horse racing concept is so absurd without being too off-putting. That it compels people to check it out and find something somewhat decent underneath it all.BA doesn't have any of that, the canon listed ages is an immediate no-sell.
/bag/ status?
>>550537573gura/sabai just want to see her again
>>550537813It's literally the best thing ever and so delightful in it's simple lethality to AI.Best thing the site has done in a long time. Imagine how gentle /pol/ was a hour after it dropped.
>>550537589If they had to they should have looked up an eng vtuber that has an interest in BA. They picked the actual worst streamers that hate these kinds of characters
>>550538035Christmas is ruined
batubers just got cucked!
>>550537573Lulu's return.
>>550537321>cucks and trannies
>>550537786>That happened years ago though?I would rather that to not repeat.
>>550537874but bro, we need expansion for our characters bro! for that, we need capital, increased marketing!it's for the greater good bro!
>posted it again award
>>550537528This is how I ended up liking Yuuka. Despite her tits not being big, like Hasumi, she makes me go feral
>>550537334How many hours
>>550537669Has PVP for PVP crowd.Has VN for VN crowd.Decent animeS and movie/OVA as advertisement.Can sell to normies as sports game and anime.
It's dangerous to go along, take this.
>>550537905Esoteric hebrew nonsense i bet
>>550537951well.. i can kinda see it.
>>550535846>Have a game that makes money because the devs are otaku perverts like the fans, and understand what other pervert otaku want, its a game for a very niche group, but its popular because the devs understand that niche group well>Nexon doesn't understand what makes this game work and hires normalfags who hate anime and loli to tell every normalfag to come play the game "ironically" while they hold their nose and go "Ugh ugh ugh" every time a loli design shows up on screen. As they wink to their audience "But don't worry, we can change this fandom for the better and get rid of all this icky stuff"This might be incredibly stupid
Counteroffer- Take this instead.
>>550538062>gura/sabashe couldn't make it any more clearer she didn't give a single fuck about BA. After she used up all the gacha rolls nexon provided for her, she just used the rest of the time block to talk about other random shit with her viewers instead of BA.
new sensei here... why cant i level up my relationships past 10 :(
i don't understand the hate towards Arcie, didn't we literally making fun of Jap men mentality that only interested in high pitched voice women? heck, (You) literally praised Kasumi for hag voiced brat couple threads ago
the only good /vt/umors are the ones that can make me coom
>162 dollars worth of pakejis for a single event>spend it all paying off normies who seethe at animelol
>>550538354What is how they get you
>>550537669s2 anime was goat
>>550538318Raise to 3*
>>550535846>that line upOh fuck me, Saori come put me down please.
>>550538320I don't like vtubers
>>550537573PekoraSuiseiPoruka
>>550538107grim
>>550536960She kinda knew the GSC were retards, so she had to make Schale future proof so the retards couldn't fuck it up like they fucked up SRT school seven seconds after GSC President disappeared.As soon as she's gone GSC entirely erased that school because they don't like organizations being above them.Obviously she created an organization semi-above herself by signing it into existence.
>>550537573/our guy/ Vinny (not really)
Alright /bag/ tell me your marketing ideas for Global server.
3d women bad, simple as
>>550538273Thankfully it's just Global and Nexon won't listen no matter what they ask for.Remember that the Alice censorship only got changed because of the KR rating board shitshow, Global reviewbombing and bitching did nothing.
>>550538062Move on chumkek, Gura's retarded impostor syndrome will keep fucking up her content. She doesn't want to get better.
>>550538320She's too real
>>550537926Recently saw clip of him cringing at the sight of Sagiri figurine kek Can't believe I watched some of their shit when I started watching anime
Guys stop getting S.Seia and S.Hasumi... wait for me
>>550538320In comparison I would take her over those fags any day
It's dangerous to fuck alone, take this
I did try to warn you, you know.
>>550538162>Despite her tits not being big>posts a pic where her tits are big
Yesterday I was wondering how long it'd take for Nexon to sell out for the wider audience and turns out I didn't have to wait longHonestly scared of what garbage they'll reveal next anni now
>>550538174Not that much because I split playtime with my phone. The percentage is that high because I'm a gachapig that has neglected real games lately.
>>550537983>ironicallycatering to the cunnyfags on twitter I see
>>550538320stop
JPchads win again without even trying.
>>550538320I don't like skinwalkers
Just wait until their gacha luck is better than yours
If you didn’t think the game was still being sabotaged when Iroha didn’t get an alt, it’s pretty clear now.
We are about to get a new wave of steambabs
>>550537573anyone who AT LEAST plays it outside of shilling streams
JP livestream will save Blue Archive
>>550538492"Epstein had an island, YOU will own an entire city. Blue archive, play now!"
Well sensei, did you figure out how to do the captcha yet?
>>550535846I really have become an old man, I am not familiar with any of those people except Ironmouse because a friend sent me a clip of her yelling about something some years ago.
>>550538726Yes but it still is stupid
>>550537068Violence.
>suddenly irohaschizo
>>550538667why do you think that??
>>550538465aloeoops wrong game
>>550537904You should be studied in a lab
Yuuka has a nice pair. They point downwards with no bra.
Nexon please listen to reason, you can still undo this, you dont have to go through with this.
>>550538494both are 2D women voiced by 3D hag, you fail to understand that
>>550538598Why do you dumbasses think anything Global does is going to affect JP?
>>550538584Also while wearing clothing of a superior student.
>>550538805Eh, not the first time it's happened and not that unusual either. Think of all the people who got into Higurashi or Key's VNs after watching their anime adaptations.
>>550538852I'm sorry Nagoos but it is over.
>>550538838Yuuka is the thinking's man choice. Wide hips = healthy babies
>>550538726I need Zoos...
>>550535846I am never buying the pakeji ever again
>>550537573Several holos and nijis (#1 and 2 companies on the market) played BA for free, I think someone from phase (#3) did too but instead we get the only """successful""" trannytuber (whom even vtuber fans don't like or watch) who together with ironlung was essentially a part of a pyramid scheme where they knowingly lured other people to join a scam vtuber agency.
>>550538879Because Global is managed by the retardgods at Nexon and Nexon is the developers, not Yostar, the localizers.Plus every company gets hard when you mention "Wider audiences" or "AI" so I wouldn't put it past them to try to push for a mainstream market
I hope you didn't miss the 4th anniversary Arcie stream, Sensei!
>>550536792he's high up in the white guy in japan grifter ranks
>>550539006damn that's a lot of sIop
>>550538320hag voice =/= fat voice
>>550538838My wife is so fertile
>>550539198sex
>>550539006Would be nice if it wasn't slop delete this post
Akane sexo
>>550538805I admittedly had an interest beforehand from fanart but I really liked the abydos students after watching the anime and wanted to get to know them better. I wouldn't call it a masterpiece but it was a solid introduction to kivotos and honestly I'd love if they made more of it.
>>550538318Relationship is locked by how many stars students have. 1* or 2* = 103* = 204* = 20 too, it will be increased to 30 soon5*+ = 100
>>550539302Why does Nagisa look derpy?
>>550537206She's getting shit on by all sides
>>550539321another new sensei herehow do I even increase my students stars?
are we getting any gems from watching that stream?
>>550539287>that paizuri hole
>>550538318Also, there's no point in increasing it over that, only for stats. Some students have special equipment that unlocks at relationship 15 (and can be upgraded at 20) and that comes with a new scene, but nothing else after that.
> Please make more of the shitty animePlease find the nearest rope to hang yourself.
>>550537905the istanbul rocket too. ancient astronaut shit!
>>550539427They could give 1 million pyros and I still wouldn't watch it
>>550539030they're not streaming on twitch, most of BA creators/ who liked BA are youtubers, it's twitch drops thing
>>550539481>there's no point in increasing it over that,How could you say that, sensei? You should love your students like they were your daughters. Which means increasing their relationship status to the max. Always
>>550535846I wonder if nexon decided they hate the cunny archive reputation and want to try to sell the game to more normalfags
>>550539414You need elephs, which you can get from rolling dupes or buying with the ligma currency that you get from rolling. Basically only buy when you know what you're doing
>>550539480ZOMG!! CAT SPAGHETTI LOLZ
>>550539507Season 2 of the anime stopped being the worst thing they could do roughly 40 minutes ago
>>550535846Why should I be angry at this? More players means more money for Blue Archive. That would enable them to finally expand into things like senseis from other academy cities or even male academy cities.Anything would be a welcome change from the status quo.
>>550539313It's probably easier to stomach if it's your first exposure to BA at all outside of fanart but it was torture for those already into BA. Adaptations will always have to make necessary sacrifices and won't be 1:1 with whatever the original is, and I get that, but even then it was rough.
>>550524826>>550524826>>550524826
SERIKA ALMOST THOUGHT ABOUT
>>550537905>pyrox found in meteor, BA logo is meteori wonder
Drinking Peebuki's Ibupee
>>550539578Wolfseggs was the funniest for me
>>550539684>senseis from other academy citiesno>even male academy cities.NOOOOOOO
>>550539684This isn't even good bait, it's too obvious.
>>550539729>page 10Recycling is a scam. Fuck recycling.
>>550539823>>550539823>>550539823
>>550539657They are equally garbage. The streamer shit is cringe but at least the audience has the memories of gold fish, the anime is shit and here to stay, and yostar is still trying to sell merch for it.
>>550536119and who is your favourite 2 viewer vtuber?
>>550539729>shilling your old thread with wrong numberingshant
>>550539782Balls ArchiveFinally, a game made for shotacons.
>>550539578All of the "materials" are real world mysterious objects that aren't explainable by science. Except in original text all the materials are called OOPARTS, mysterious out of place items.>>550537905Something about how pyroxene can be read as miracles in japanese, it doesn't translate very well, I dunno.
>>550539692What was it that existing blue archive fans hated about it exactly?
Why everyone spam yuri about Kasumi & Ichika?
>>550539750>BA logo is meteor?
>>550539794I like stale bait.
>>550539868back off pal im not letting you groom my 2view
>>550539414You can farm the elephs of many students to upgrade them or even unlock them if you don't have them. For the rest you use the currency you get from rolling, or some tickets you can only farm when you're level 90.Free event students can be upgraded by farming the event minigame, like the Ichika we got now.
>>550539914QUALITY out the ass and bad handling of Sensei's role compared to the game are the two that immediately come to mind.Honestly Volume 1 itself isn't high literature or anything and a lot of stuff about it makes it hard to inherently adapt to anime. But that just makes people a bit more understanding, it doesn't stop people from disliking it ultimately.
>>550537573Anyone who I would think would be fine for Blue Archive is already playing Blue Archive
>>550539414Farm divine fragmentsYou can use blank eleph to do it instantly, but you'd be retarded to do that with any student except hyper limiteds
>>550540279I see. I watch a lot of anime with pretty dubious production quality; BA was not by that standard egregious although it wasn't excellent either, and as a new player sensei's prominence wasn't something I was sensitive to.The anime worked for me mostly because just in a vacuum - or put against all the other slop I make the mistake of watching anyway - the students were really good, likable characters who felt real. That's basically all it had to do to for me.
>>550539615But if you increase their relationship to 100 you can't give them birthday presents anymore anon.
>>550539287Magnificent, love Akane!
>>550539287Artist?
>>550537106i want toki so bad
