Friends edition>Latest Historical NewsTotal War 25th Anniversary Showcase (End Times / Medieval 3): https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/91-total-war-25th-anniversary-showcaseTotal War Three Kingdoms Retrospective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCwQUSXwA48Building Medieval 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5AItoj1YRE>Latest Fantasy NewsLords of the End Times - Announce Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPIpN9OKKR4Patch 7.0 Details: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/84-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-7-0-introducing-the-free-content-and-the-masqueTides of Torment released: https://store.steampowered.com/dlc/1142710Tides of Torment trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEX51KP6U8TWW3 - What's Next: Fixes, Tides of Torment and More: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/80TWW3 - Hotfix 7.0.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/7-patch-notes-amp-announcements/threads/12603-total-war-warhammer-iii-hotfix-7-0-2?page=1>Latest Space Fantasy NewsTotal War Warhammer 40,000 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVgCDqLTaJkTotal War Warhammer 40,000 FAQ: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/4199910/view/655966683127611597Total War Warhammer 40,000 Developer's Vision: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njanDkiImPw>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialPrevious Thread: >>550488885
Total war but without any of the civilian and espionage stuff that they removed over the years so it's not actually total war and just battle war
Thanquol soon, friends!
40kaka
Lost in all of the wonderful Eldar and Tau booba is that we get DA BOYZ on release
Sex with blue women.
>Med3 taking all the right decisions>40k shaping up to be kinoYeah I think warhammer faggots lost, their entire year of stagnation was a sacrifice for us
Tau haven't even been confirmed.
40k space marines are probably the least cool iteration of the "dude in power armor" trope ever. you can cry and (You) me all you want but I can't be convinced otherwise
they better at least have presets for the custom factions, so I can just make different flavours
>40k faggots are gooners of a higher level than fantasy fagsI was not expecting thisThe coomer posts tripled since the 11th
Rat SexLizard SexElf sexHuman sex
That night, in the Black(ed) Tower of Niggerond, the Dork Lords of /twg/ met to discuss matters grim and grave...
>>550530912so true king
What differentiates a "Howling Banshee" from a regular woman, those are just the same thing
>>550531270Wow it's really fucking gay in here
>>550531152m8 40k is 50x more popular than WFB ever was and as such had vastly more porn/porn adjacent material. The gooning has not yet even begun in earnest.
>>55053142750x of nothing
>>550530912And so does the Great Necromancer
>>550531406well dont look at us 40kings we tried to post tau tits and all the fantasyfaggots and historyhomos started screeching
>>550530720
Guess the game:1. Conquer 1 settlement = France has been defeated2. Strength rank 1 = hardest campaign3. Long spear = impenetrable wall4. Sorry, you can't conquer settlements in that part of the world5. Bringing peace and benevolence... through force
>>550531736eldar number one
>>550530720>Hotfix 7.0.3 BETAhttps://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/7-patch-notes-amp-announcements/threads/12797-total-war-warhammer-iii-hotfix-7-0-3-beta
>>550531152I warned everyone that it would be a coomer revolution the night of the announcement but was told I was crazy
>>550531324What differentiates an "Angron" from a regular man, those are just the same thing
>>550531587>nagash>thanquol>valtenWho's gonna be the chaos lord?
Just took the Space Marine personality test
Here's your 'hot tau wife'
>>550531557Yes, but 50 times 50 is 5,000
>>550531587Do you think that this guy will also be a great melee fighter? He is pretty damn big.
>>550531859>lemme just lazily switch some words in his joke even though it doesnt workholy FUCK an actual woman in /twg/???
>>550531736>ELDAR GAMEWe're so back
>>550531823I forgot it again..I've added it to the template so it'll be added next time I make the OP this time I promise..
>>550531890wrong here they are
>>550532019>zoomers don't get edits>zoomers don't get repostsno wonder this site's going under
>>550531736This can't be happening
>>550532053You have failed me for the last time, knave.
>>550531890Wrong.Nu-GW in 2026 isn’t canon.They’ve always had tits.
Tauranids (think about it)
>>550531890still WOULD
Everyone knew it would be 40K but everyone is acting surprised that it was 40K.
>>550531890meanwhile in pre woke 2001
>>550532359I'm still in a river in Egypt about it.
The next decade will be the final hurrah of Warhammer before full Judaism ruins it.Let’s make it count, coomers.
>>550532447That looks sick. I love the 2000s-punk aesthetic.
>>550531890Even if they dont have gigantic hangers, they still have extremely kissable lips and pretty eyes
>>550531823>Fixed an issue where Aislinn’s starting enemy would flee across the sea, forcing a long chase. The enemy will now stay nearby, making early encounters more straightforward>Moved "All sea regions visibility" effect from "Heralds of Civilisation" to "Spy Networks" for AislinnOne campaign buff, one campaign nerf.
>>550532596we should make a new settingwith explosions and wars and blue alien womenmass effect 2.0 non gay edition
40k should add a dragon faction in lore.
>>550532651>>550531890Why do they hav e target on their face?
>>550532447now thats cool... I hope they look like that in game
I can understand the cooming to all the warcraft races but not these blue, noseless, forehead axe wound creatures.All they do is make me kek.
>>550531736Jesus christ eldar are dominating this general hard
>>550528837I updated my drivers and reinstalled and everything seems to be working, thanks. Good thing too, because I actually did have a Chinese mod installed and was looking through the comments which were in Chinese and whenever I ran the comments through Google Translate no one was talking about any bugs, but instead there were only coordinates that when looked up led to the coast of Taiwan
I always liked the dino kroxigors more than the crocodile kroxigors
I hope they eventually get away with continuity fuckery, like Fantasy. I really want to have sangy as an LL.
>>550532795to help you find where to give them a little kiss when you get home from a long day of working for the greater good
Personality test came back. I'm Dark Angels.
what if they dont actually put t'au in
>>550532695The best way to have made a competitor to 40k was to launch cheap plastic models and a really fucking good video game around the same time. But now that 40k is actually getting good games that opportunity to break into the market is shrinking.
Creative Assembly will post an end of year blog post detailing their plans for Total War in 2026.
>>550532954If they drug Cathay out of utter obscurity the Tau are definitely going to be in
>kisslable lips and pretty eyes
Best mods for a Miao campaign? haven't played her in forever and it seems really fun with how may chaos LLs are around there now.
Make a never-ever/we are all going to make it list&art for 40k.
VGHRETVRN
>>550532978You just wait until they fuck up. Have it ready then strike.Their employees and shareholders are demanding female marines. That’s the time. Finish your work now, hit them then.I’d work with you anons but half of you would dox me or do something stupid that would attract the eye of (((Sauron))) to the final release.
>>550533198This shit and the stealth suits look great, whereas the larger battlesuits are very mixed. God I can't wait to demolish all of a fuckers heroes and SEMs with railguns from across the map.
>>550533136Lets assume youre not gay and like human women... are all of them hot? Of course not
>>550531736>BBW Queen heading my waysweeet
>get to turn 100 in 40k>Sarthorael turns up
So when do I swap from archer and spearmen spam to something else as Tyrion? People told me to start with him but I’ve only been using like 4 units so far. I know there are “mid and late game units” but I can’t tell when exactly or how much to recruit. I have a couple sea guard but when archers and spears hold most things backs they just seem too expensive and I don’t want them to stop firing anyway. Also how do I deal with heavily armored frontline such as chaos warriors with great weapons or black orcs? Monsters too
Custodes deserved to be a launch faction. They're the second most popular faction after SM, and their astonishing ascent in the rankings deserved to be rewarded. At least they should get DLC quickly.
If you thought these threads were bad, wait until the tidal wave of 40kiddies comes in after the game releases. Fantasy fans are nothing in comparison to the low IQ horde of slaves attached to that property.
>>550532978>>550533219youre going to have to wait a long time, you missed your chance a decade ago, gw is bigger now than ever before
>>550531819>Do good as eldar>Eldar humiliation ritual code kicks in>Suddenly you cant win battles no matter how hard you try:)
>40kfags get the Rome 2 reskin while Medieval 3 CHADS get to see TW brought into a new eraThey expect one of us in the wreckage.
>>550533539damn nigga just experiment
Hope space dorfs are the first DLC
>>550533539You don't. You just upgrade.Spears -> SilverinArchers -> SistersSilver Helm'sEagle Bolt Thrower
>>550533178Cathay is anti-fun and can never be fun
>>550533670>space marines>but SHORT
>>550533640>>40kfags get the Rome 2Rome had massive orbital laser canons?
>>550533640WH40k is going to be on the same engine as Med 3 retard-kun
>>550531802empireattilashogun 2WH1dunno 3K maybe
I don't know what's worse, the titcow tau posters from /v/ invading this thread or the autists that seethe in every tau coom thread on /v/ about their canon appearance chasing them here
>>550533795>he doesn't know about Archimedes laser towers
vgh, what covld hawe been...
>>550533670They're cool but their range is so limited..
>>550533846Archimedes had a space ship????
>90 posts>Not a single campaign postIt really is over.
>>550533539HE can get some good chariots and cavalry quickly now
>>550533958feel free to contribute yours you whiny faggot
>>550533958I'm not touching wh3 untill they fix that AI blob shit
I'm a coward. Scared of my own shadow even. What's the faction for me?
>>550534126Skaven
>>550533943>he is unaware of the true identity of the ArgoReal Hylic hours here, apparently.
>>550534126Tretch Craventail
>>550533958Lost, but at least I made them pay
>100 posts>it's 40k slopposters repeating DEEP LORE wiki facts back and forth to each other>not a single campaign post
strange creatures
>>55053421340k > FantasySimple as.
CONSOLISED
>>550534213>>550533958
I was actually gonna do some campaign posting from my Dechala campaign after work but now Im not
>>550534208Definitely worth fighting. Kind of amazing that you were able to inflict so much damage against them.
>>550533958I'm playing Tamurkhan for the first time, it's alright I guess but I dunno if i'll bother with long victory.
autoresolve called this a defeat.I dont even
How is 40k TW going to implement the Star Child?
>>550534325What are they up to with this nobles / townsfolk / peasants thing?
>>550534403It was all the quarrelers man, they put the hurt on the Bloodthirster and Wrathmongers. The damn khorne warriors w/ halberds were all that remained and my infantry were too battered to fight them
>powersword and boltpistol guy in a squad with boltgun guysare we going to go back to tactical squads or will primaris continue operating as human aspect warriors
>>550534502eu5 has popstherefore med3 must have pops
>>550534442
>>550534442The auto resolve and X victory type is beyond retarded>Defeat an army despite overwhelming odds and minimal losses through movement>"I-IT WAS A CLOSE BATTLE THOUGH, CHUD!"
>>550534442Dwarfs are the fucking kings of autoresolve
>>550533539You swap when you get bored or it stops working. If it stops working because of cav/monster spam consider phoenix guard and lothern sea guard. If it stops working because of being outranged consider more silver helms. If it stops working because of elite infantry spam consider a mage with some fat debuff/AP damage spells, some swordmasters, and some monsters.
>>550534126Astragoth or Drazhoath, you'll be scared shitless of Grimgor
>>550532695there's a ton of other wargame settings about cool dudes blowing shit up and hot women along for the ride but together they make up like 1% of the market compared to GW. you should first try to find one you like and support it and maybe after 40 years of growth it will get a good video game
>>550534442Several Tzeentch units are too fast for the autoresolver, it assumes they suicide charge into Dwarf lines canonically.
>>550534551I don't know what the difference is between Primaris and Tactical but CA did say that individual Space Marines within squads could have their weapons customised.
>>550531736>legend based gameplayWhat does that mean for the future of Total War?
>>550534551You customize each soldier in the squad. I don't know what a Primaris is but that's what CA said about Space Marines, Guard is bog standard TW.
>>550534834>hide in the trees>dodge missiles>bald>wait for ai to shit itself at the 5 minute mark>win
>half my army is hybrid, melee focus marines>other half of my army is tactical squads with one of each weapon type>I do not think>I do not build around my enemy>I apply universal solution to every fight
you guys opt into the 7.03 hotfix beta? Seems like it fixed a bunch of shit including Kairos. Damn, manifested that shit.
>>550534442>play against dwarves>they have 4 miners and a half dead general>I have 20 elite endgame units at full health>Autoresolve: Pyrrhic Victory assuming it's not outright defeat>play as Dwarfs>autoresolve with a 20 stack of warriors and artillery versus 4 half strength low tier orcs and a half dead gobbo general>pyrrhic victory againthis game is retarded
>>550530720>Getting outzerged by fucking dwarfsThis game is so fucking retarded.
>>550534971you aint kiddin
>>550533958Sqvire not now, I'm Sayling
>>550534839Is it like Throt where I can give them special mutations or what
YOU CAN CHOOSE WHERE TO PLACE BUILDINGS ON THE MAPWE OFFICIALLY A MAP PAINTER
>>550535050No, you just get bonuses for retreating from battle and then attacking instead of just attacking.
>>550535034lmao
>>550531736
>>550534213I gotta go to bed but ill post some of my alith anar campaign tomorrow just for you anonin meantime enjoy this rebel tomb king fighting for nagash against settra the cuckables legions
>>550535113I have heard rumours of ancient texts that once described such an ability.Could these forbidden schematics be recovered and put to use, once again?
>>550533958Finished up my first Dawnless Days campaign earlier today, playing as Isengard.It was really nifty but the lategame devolved into a slog because AI Dale is overpowered and devours the entire map so I spent a good 80 turns just culling an endless tide of Dalestacks only to find they'd taken both Rhun AND Harad and there was basically nothing left on the map to fight except MORE DALE.The serious lack of unique battle maps is also a killer. Why take the mines of Moria when it's just another german hill-fort? Earlygame in Rohan with all the actual unique maps was kino, though.
>>550535034there's no way that's real
These two settlements are bugged. Every time I end turn, they become abandoned as if somebody razed them. I've recolonized them multiple times and they keep disappearing as if razed.
>>550535182Typical cowardly Space Marines.
>>550535257Apparently Empire's province structure and Rome 1's fort and watchtower system are having a baby.
Dwarves are the manual kings. You can make your entire army unbreakable by like turn 15 tops with runes and win fights you have absolutely no right to.
>>550535294just as planned
Will 40K address the>unit stat bloat issue from techs and red skills>character stat bloat issue from techs, yellow skills, and items>army composition issues arising from AI money cheats
>>550535327I just realized I replied to the wrong person so ignore what I said but i'll answer your question, we haven't seen what it looks like we've only been told that this is what they want Space Marines to do.
>>550534761>>550534839On tabletop in the past space marines operated in 'tactical squads' which could take up to two special weapons (eg. missile launcher, melter, heavy bolter) within a squad otherwise armed with standard bolters or chainswords. The point was for any squad of marines to be able to deal with any problem. When Primaris were introduced the structure changed to entire squads of specialists with a particular weapon
>>550535294worked just fine when i was playing it
>>550535527Warcore will have Claude powering AI decisions in the campaign.
>>550531064They are cool when they are what they are supposed to be, the astartes animation proved it. When they're oversaturated like GW wants them, they're pathetic and cringey
>>550535571It's amazing how Primaris are one big "problem in search of a solution".
It seems unfair that the Space Marines and Imperial Guard are allies but the Orks and Eldar are enemies.It is 2v1v1
>>550535113did they say anything about how castles will be captured? if you just have to capture the city and take the region, and the castles automatically flip sides, that would be unbelievably boring and gay and pointless
>>550535830*"solution in search of a problem"
Post 40k females
>>550536030How about just one? haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47EG91_XHicWELCOME TO ALTDORF LENTLEMEN! I WILL NOT LIE. THE CHANCES OF YOUR SURVIVAL ARE SMALL. SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS SURPRISSE RAPISTS. BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD, THAT I WILL USE MY ARCANE GIFTS TO ENSURE YOUR BODIES ARE GIVEN EMMACULATE EJACCULATION. THIS IS THE GREATEST REWARD, MORE THAN EVEN GOLD, FOR THE FATE OF YOUR SOUL IS AN ETERNAL TREAT. NOW COME. FOLLOW ME. STRIKE DOWN THE UNCOOMED THAT RISE AGAINST US. ALLOW ME TO FIND THIS ELDRITCH BONER PILL.I ASK NOT ONLY FOR MY OWN SELFISH DESIRES, BUT FOR THE GOOD OF SLAANESH.
Sayl is a beast of a caster and Beorg is strong on his own but his buffs to bearmanii are nice too.. Easy campaign after first 15-20 turns.
>>550535954How I would do it is that castles are a mix between Rome 1's forts, and a lesser town. It hasa small ability to be economically useful, particularly in farms and church economy, but towns are the real powerhouses.So taking a castle would be like taking a fort. You don't capture the province, you capture a smaller town within the province and secure supply lines or steal a small income stream.
>>550535940Thats why Horus Heresy would have been a better setting, lots of Imperial infighting
>>550535738Claude can't even play pokemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47EG91_XHic [Embed]WELCOME TO ALTDORF LENTLEMEN!I WILL NOT LIE. THE CHANCES OF YOUR SURVIVAL ARE SMALL. SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS SURPRISSE RAPISTS. BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD, THAT I WILL USE MY ARCANE GIFTS TO ENSURE YOUR BODIES ARE GIVEN EMMACULATE EJACCULATION. THIS IS THE GREATEST REWARD, MORE THAN EVEN GOLD, FOR THE FATE OF YOUR SOUL IS AN ETERNAL TREAT. NOW COME. FOLLOW ME. STRIKE DOWN THE UNCOOMED THAT RISE AGAINST US. ALLOW ME TO FIND THIS ELDRITCH BONER PILL.I ASK NOT ONLY FOR MY OWN SELFISH DESIRES, BUT FOR THE GOOD OF SLAANESH.
>>550536168He's up against the impossible.
>>550535940Mankind's galaxy.
>>550535940Eldar solo all three
>>550535940just more to krump
>>550536168j-just 10,000 more steps
Eldar and Orks need to team up.No more brother wars.The Old Ones created them for a reason, it's time to cleanse the galaxy once more.
>>550536168Gemini solved that game in days while Claude spent months trying to pass over Mt. Moon. Not all AI is shit but Claude absolutely is
are retarded 40k trannies still spamming the hell out of this general? can I finally complain about not getting medieval 2 remastered yet?
>>550536769Good morning sir!
>gonna be waiting till 2030 for the next total war gamegrimperhaps even grave
>>550535940It's not a fucking team gameIt's Man v Ork v Chaos v Chaos v Eldar v Man v Ork v Ork v Tyranids v Ork v Tau v Your Mom's Used Up Asshole
*click*
Lemme fink about it.... NO!
BEYOND YOUR
THE TRVE VON CARSTEIN
>>550536769I've had much better luck with claude in coding
YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON OSTTRUPPENNO REALLY, YOU CAN
>>550537250would
>>550537250What the fuck is this?
Tyrion has 100 melee attack and 100 melee defence.None of my units can hurt him.
>>550537398The pic that made reddit love mossa before learning about his pedo guro rape fetish
>>550537414I don't have the high elf smug one
>>550537727We call that "based" here.
>>550537398There are a shitload of abhumans in the guard
>>550537414
>>550537868they fly now??
>>550537250>average imperial citizens on terrathose hive worlds sure are rough
What is Karl Franz even going to do when Boris Todbringer is made into an official Legendary Lord?Elspeth and Boris are just going to save the Empire whilst Karl debates Marienburgers.
>>550537868What kind of abhumans are they?
>using teleportation circles to go from one edge of the world to the otherI knew the world was flat
Where lies the line between lovable abhuman and purgeable mutant?
>>550538150Karl will just spend more time in the Altdorf zoo
Are we gonna see beastmen in imperial guard as in a DLC?
>>550537398Nightsiders. An Abhuman variant from subterranean or permanently dark planets. Their eyesight is poor but they have superior hearing. This was extrapolated as them being bat-people.
>>550538210Chaos
>>550538150Do what he always doesMissionary sex holidays in Athel Loren
>>550538210Cuteness
Did Sayl's final battle, pretty short but fun. Here is the trait you get in case anyone is curious
>>550538183Nightsiders
Who will be the Tyrion of Total War: Warhammer: 40,000?
>>550537868There's a shitload of charlemagnes in the guard...that's what people will say in 5 years when no guard variants get released!
>>550538276>>550538404Can Chaos Be Cute?
>>550538471>a trait for the quest battle you inevitably and unceremoniously got a close victory inZOOMER BULLSHIT!
>>550538471Nice touch that you get a neat trait for finishing the campaign.
>>550538528oh noooo im b-being demoralized aahhhh
>>550538210Stability of mutation.Is your mutation scientifically understandable, beneficial in some way, and is replicayed through genetic offspring?Congratulations, you're an abhuman. You'll still be treated like shit, but you're not going to be killed on sight.Are you some randomized genetic freak with odd and inexplicable mutations?You're a mutant, and you're going to live in the industrial sewer your parents flushed you into or else an angry mob is going to burn you at stake just for being ugly.
>>550538552No
Ah shit hang on, hang the fuck on, this is the same universe as Dawn of War? I loved those games. "My life for Aiur!"
>>550538552>can chaos be cuteI think we know the answer to that
>>550535940It's 3v1, really.All 40k stuff follow the same formula. Each release has 1 antagonist faction that's the main focus and a threat to everyone. You've got the SM because they're the posterboys, you've got the IG as the generic human faction to appeal to Empirefags, and you've got the sneaky aliens who begrudgingly help the good guys because the threat endangers them as well.On launch, the big antagonist will be orks. They're a good starter antagonist because it's easy to explain why the green tide is a threat to the imperium, they're visually and thematically distinct, and they inject a lot of silliness and humour necessary to avoid coming off as cringe grimderp.Successive expansions will each introduce a new major antagonist to take the spotlight with some galaxy-ending threat. Chaos first, probably, then Nid or Necron, then the other.
>>550538210Officially, "stability".In practice, "these fuckers are too numerous and useful, therefore we won't purge them because we have better things to do."
>>550538527Asurmen, Hand of Asuryan
>>550535527no
Wait a second, seriously, are the Space Marines from Space Marine 2 the same Space Marines that are in Warhammer 40k Total War???
>>550538940Necrons are evil again?
>>550534971>>550535034The game is incredibly biased towards dwarves in auto resolve for some reason.
So do the Lizardmen hate chaos and tolerate everyone else in the lore?
So are Chaos the bad guys in the lore?
Wait, if the Emperor is dead then who is ruling the Human Empire?
>>550538969Is that Li Dao?
do you think ca will even put abhumans in the guard
>>550537398>>550538183Nightsiders. They are described as sorta batlike people that use echolocation. There's no official depiction of them but that artist depicts them as literal batpeople. I think it looks cool.Something a lot of people forget about 40k Humans is that there are a TON of various abhuman species that exist in the lore. People always talk about Ogryn and Ratlings but there's been plenty of other abhuman species that have single paragraph mentions in random places. Most of them get purged for being mutants but if a strain of abhuman is stable enough and not obvious chaos corruption they may get official recognition from the Imperium and are treated slightly better. Sometimes even joining the guard and navy. They still get treated like absolute shit by common people but they don't have to worry as much about having an official stamp of approval on their genocide anymore. (For the most part.)
Wait a second, why's it called "Warhammer" if only Karl Franz has a Warhammer? Is he the main character?
>>550539263No, Fuegan is the Fire Dragon
If Lion is a pensioner, does that mean he gets pension?
>>550538676At least his mechanic has consequences for spamming it, if you use too many in short time you have to choose a negative dillema. Where daemons can invade or other shit can happen.
*ahem*FUCK TECLIS FUCK YOU FAGGOT ELF FUCK YOUR FUCKING FROST BIRD AND HEINOUSLY OVERSTATED SWORD UNITFUCK YOUthank you for listening..
>>550531016but 40k is warhammer you dumbass
>>550539187Aside from Khorne, yes.
>>550539353There are going to be lots of melee/range hybrid characters in 40K.Luthor Harkon will have a lot of competition.
watching youtubers makes me feel like im the only person on the entire planet that ever zooms in the camera to watch charges and fights and volleys
>>550539187No, the Imperium is
>>550538915Made To Be Saved By The Squire
>Luthor Harkon will have a lot of competition.And yet will have no equal
>>550539187No.
>>550539407Were you:A. KairosB. WurrzagC. Kroq-Gar
>>550539034There's only like 300 of them dude they have to be reused
>>550539616No I mean are Space Marine 2 Space Marines and Warhammer 40k Space Marine the same?
>>550539520No that Bret is rightful elven clay
>>550539520>Squire and Cultist-chanInteresting, could he handle her absolute fucking madness?
>>550537791
>>550539476youtubers are not human
>>550539739>she's evil>better give her red hairevery time.
>>550539703There is only the one Space Marines bro
>>550539901woah..
>>550539773He's handled worse
>>550539885Name 1 (one) non evil ginger.I'm waiting.
Should we be optimistic or pessimistic about Warhammer 40K and Medieval 3?
>>550540025We shouldn't care because neither will be here in the next 365 days.
>>550536149>Marines vs marines mostlyYawn
>>550540025>40kThe more I see, the more pessimistic I am.>Med 3The more I see, the more hopeful I am.CA thinks that "there is only war" means "nowhere in the galaxy experiences peace", which isn't true at all. So instead of building Ultramar, you get to fight meaningless battles that are reset every week or month or whatever. Not Total War at all.
>>550540003That one dwarf
>>550540003Little Mermaid
>>550539993I’ve always found “eating out” to be horrendously disgusting. How do people even do it?
>>550540003Boudica
>>550539773if historical trends persist he'll fix herhowever given this is cultist-chan she will also make him worseso probably she'll come out looking normal while he'll be insane
>>550533182The only ones I can think of are the Exodites.40k fags, what are some obscure factions that don't have army lists (like Cathay pre-WH3) or had army lists and were discontinued (like chorfs)?
>>550540003Me and I can prove it! the bad guys won ww2
>>550540316I'm with you, oral is the equivalent of foot fetish but apparently some people like it.
This game is cooking my PC so much I need to open my window every few hours to let some freezing air in
>>550540446Have you tried playing Kislev?
>>550540384Extremely based take
>>550540375severan dominate
>>550540375Only Dark Mechanicum and Exodites left.
>>550539993kek>>550540316I eat pussy and ass irlI love the smell of my wifes ass after a long dayThen again, if the chaos gods were real I know which one Id probably end up with
>>550540557I can't take anything with a Russian accent seriously
>the emperor is just a brain in a jar and has been that way for 10,000 yearspretty boring lore honestly
>>550540830actually he's a skeleton on a chair thats still alive somehow get it right
the big worm boys are strong in melee but that ranged attack doesn't feel good at all, am I missing something?
>>550533182>InSMIGEldarOrks>SoonCSMNidsNecronsTauMechanicusDark Eldar>Not guaranteedSoB (the whole Ecclesiarchy may be used instead)Genestealer Cults (probably just get added with a DLC to the Nid roster)Inquisition (technically an army?)Lost and the Damned (kinda just IG but Chaos)Grey Knights (ehhhh)Votann (new but this could be their time to be introduced formally)>Never everExoditesFarsight EnclavesGretchin Commies
is norsca worth playing without the dlc?
>Space Marines are just steroid using hormonal teenagerspretty kino lore tbdesuwa
>>550540918>Get to experience never ever posting for another decadeNot even mad honestly
>>550541014Votann gonna be the new "mentioned here".
>>550540918Farsight will get in as one of the Tau leaders alongside Shadowsun and Aun'Va.
>>550540375Space mermaids in the ghoul stars
>>550533779Who shat in your cereal?
>>550540918>>550541014Exodites seem like the only never-ever that could theoretically happen.
>>550530720I'm not a war with this guy but he's putting 2 armies next to my province like this. Is the AI planning it or what here? I moved the 2nd army close so perhaps the AI will get the idea that it will lose if it tries.
>>550541341It absolutely won't because their entire MO is to not leave the planets they defend.
>>550540894I sleep
>>550541489>saaaar ask sorry to legend saaaaar
What is he thinking about?
>>550541583>Sure would be nice if this were more than a skybox..
>>550541583>Mmm, Eldar pussy...
>>550540375Already mentioned but lost and the damned. Which is pretty much just chaos corrupted guard regiments. Could be a nice way to revive the army codex on the tabletop if CA managed to convince GW to let them add it and they end up being popular. I know I would play the shit out of them both in game and tabletop if I could.
>>550541583>Imagine if my squad had more than 5 guys...
>>550541529the only people mad at 40k and legend are shitskin porn addicts that can't afford a computer that can play 40k
>>550540446Maybe invest in some better cooling.
'luv me eldar can't wait to purge the stars
>>550531736everyone must be reminded
What's the point of playing a campaign in TW40K if you can never win? Seemingly, you won't be able to conquer Terra as Orks or wipe out xenos as the Imperium. You're just going to do endless proc gen campaigns.>Muh grimdark settingFine for background lore. Bad actual game design.
>>550541989Never played Warhammer 1, huh
Why yes I love wood elves, and yes, I am Mexican.
>>550541908unfathomably based
how hyped were people when the first warhammer fantasy game trailer dropped? or people were fucking pissed?
>>550541989it's going to be fun
>>550542067You could still raze all cities and wipe out factions.
>>550540826No need to spoiler that, we wear our russophobia proudly here.
>>550541989because that would be too much fun, GW won't allow it
>>550541989this is like saying whats the point of playing medieval 2 because you cant conquer asia
>>550542106>t. Dads friend gave me the original shogun because it wouldnt run on his PCI was confused at first but put 2+2 together in my head and realized that Total War would be perfect for itMortal empires with WH2 made it into a "main" game for me
It's a stompfest by now, Sayl honestly feels more like a Tzeentch faction than Kairos with what he can do with manipulations. Spent most of the campaign fighting other destruction factions apart from Cathay & Gelt. Fun, but as with a lot of DLC it gets snowballing fast, most challenge dies off after first 20 turns. New units are strong and rework is good.There are consequences for using his mechanic too much, but aren't that big of issue late game at all.Sqvire fetch the powercreep stretcher.
Chart for Med 3>InSpainEnglandEgypt (via Saladin)>MENTIONED HEREFrance (visible on map)Moors (assumed as Spain's opponent)India (but maybe not as a faction, it is mentioned, so it could be a Shogun 2 style trade port situation)Americas (Columbus's expedition is mentioned, may be trade nodes or an expansion; this is a very low 'mentioned here')>ProbableByzantinesHREItaly faction (Venice or Milan, Florence also possible)TurkeyEastern Europe (Poland, Hungary, Russia)>FUCKING PONTUSAbbasidSicilyDenmarkNorthern Europe (Hanseatic League? Not as a faction, as a mechanic)PortugalSwissScotland>Never EverMongols and Timurids (FOREVER OP FOR)Papal States (FOREVER NEUTRAL)BulgariaAztecsGeorgiaIndividual Crusader States (although you might be able to release them as vassals or something, I doubt it)
>>550542192Uhhh... no. Medieval 2's setting is Europe + some other places. And you could theoretically conquer the entire setting. TW40K's setting is the Warhammer galaxy (seemingly all of it) but you won't be able to conquer the entire map or wipe out other factions, even.
>>550542373Scotland was one of my favorite factions in Med 2Fucking nobles with claymores
I want to BE an Eldar
>>550542535But you will never ever ever never BE an Eldar OR a woman.
>>550542373They definitely spoke about playing as the Eastern Romans and as Jerusalem. Early development, so maybe things have changed.
>>550542512While I don't want to say that you had fun wrong or Scotland should never be in a Med game, I ranked it low because objectively it was pretty irrelevant.DLC Faction.
>>550535527consolebabies are getting their first total war game, 40k is going to be the easiest total war with the highest level up powercreep
>>550542192ok, but the mongols and timurids are hordes, they have no capital in asia that you could take anywayI want to raze Terra as the orks
I want to BE in an Eldar
>>550542603Having Crusader states already be a thing would be a huge mistake because the best part of Med 2 was organizing the first crusade yourself.
>>550542596obsessed
>>550542361Status
I want to BE in an Eldar (male)
>>550542512My man.
>Playing Medieval 3>*Click on Knighs>"GRAIL KNIGHTS!"
>>550542875You joke, but if they don't have silly holy relics in Med 3 I'll be disappointed.
>histoids trying desperately to get people to stop talking about 40k>it's been nearly a week since the reveal and 40k discussion hasn't slowed down at alltotal valrak victorytotal legend victory
The Drukhari have the finest bitches, no one else can compete
why do I have to click retreat like 7 times until the unit actually retreats?
>>550543089Patrician taste
>>550542956What kind of bonus should the prepuce of jesus give?
Why do they mimic an aesthetic from Earth of jesters and actors?
Nothing patrician about liking an evil woman.Liking evil women is Reddit.
>>550543151>why do my men try to defend themselves when I order them to casually walk through a unit of spearmen >wtfGrim,
>>550535940When WH1 came out "The Empire" wasn't just Reikland
>>550535940Warhammer 1 was the same though?Empire+Dwarfs vs Greenskins vs Vampire Counts.
>>550543151giving orders once and having your units follow them is lost technology
>>550543282>he's never had his soul sucked out of his cock by a BPD maniac gfyou wouldn't get it
>>550543517If a blowjob is all it takes for you to sell your soul to an evil whore then I guess you really don't get many blowjobs..
My Deldar wife
>When she has a stout heart and strong moralsYou wouldn't get it, churl.
Vampire countn't
>time to go level up in the wastelandsOh boy. I might have to field all my gate armies and autobattle that shit
Vampire Counts are getting reworked before Bretonnia.How does this revelation make you feel?
>>550543895mildly perturbed
I can't wait to play custodes and one man doomstack against an entire planet
>>550543668When she has an enormous futa penis to imbregnate my boipussy with
Heard lionheart latest video and he is kinda of a nice guy
I want an eldar to be me.
>>550543946The true question is how do they translate the fact that Custodes are even more elite than Space Marines? Make them all single entities? Chorf-esque caps?
I want an eldar to be inside me.
Stink this thread
>>550544154Same way they've always done it. +10MD MA
>>550544182that can be arranged in a lot of ways
>>550533670FUCK ORKZ
How come Noldorfag never infested these threads
>>550544154Already said it, one man doomstacks
>>550535830Well the problem was how to exploit marine paypigs so they certainly found a good solution
>>550544582>Playing Custodes turns the game into Dynasty WarriorsI'm sold.
>>550543895Counts deserve it
Konrad...is...betrayed...
>>550544427Thats a dude
>>550536030Deldar Shart
>>550544656Uggo Fem-custodes screaming in a man’s voice
When Thanquol and the Skaven side of ET DLC get announced will the ratfag hordes return one last time?
>>550540918>SoB (the whole Ecclesiarchy may be used instead)>Inquisition (technically an army?)>Grey Knights (ehhhh)Just roll all of this together with Deathwatch and it's good
>>550544783
So is this guy going to be the most powerful entity in Total War history?
>>550533670I like Votann but they're half of a cool armyThe NASA-punk shit is coolThe rangers are coolThe robots are coolThe berserkers suckThe wannabe terminators suckThe hovervehicles suckAnd that's, like, the whole army
>>550545347Gonna be unless they add Endtimes Archaon or Sigmar
>>550545347Kroak eats him alive.
>>550545347>still dies to large enough quantities of marauders with throwing axes
>>550545508True. Lord Kroak is the strongest by a fucking Mile.But I’m not sure they will show him alive in game.
What did he see?
>>550545423>The NASA-punk shit is cool"nasa punk" is a term coined by shitty artists that tried to pretend their generic sci-fi slop had a theme or direction. See: Starfield.
Why didn’t they just fully ripoff deeprock for the space dwarfs
>>550545347I wanna get 19 luminarks and obliterate him in one volley
>>550545652You either watched that one video-essay that was full of pseudo intellectual garbage or you're the guy who made itIf the former, stop watching people with rantsonasIf the later, stop using a fucking rantsona
>>550539241After the Emperor got throned, and the Primarchs disappeared, the Imperium was ruled by the High Lords of Terra, a council of 12 leaders of various organizations in the Imperium. The strongest one being the head of the bureaucracy. Other members include the head of the Admech, head of the space FBI, reps from the Inquisition and Navigators, the Pope, the master of the assassins. So basically a bunch of old fucks who almost never agree on anything. The leaders of the Custodes, Sisters of Battle, and Imperial Guard are sometimes members tooAfter Guilliman came back, he's the guy in charge but the High Lords are still important
>>550545652>[art term] was just made up by artists to describe art.You sure got them there bud.
just release the game so I can be emo already
ngl I am gonna miss the minor settlements, especially in Attila where i saw them as important for my cities to flourish.
I want the game to release already.I've played multiple thousands of hours of Warhammer 3 and am finally getting fully fatigued to the point I can't even be bothered to start a campaign. Should I become an MPfag until Lords of the End Times?
>>550545652"Nasapunk" isn't even the truth. It is straight up just Deep Rock Galactic.
>>550546154I wontFuck province system, hope it never fucking comes back
>>550546154I won't. The "must capture all three settlements in each region like an autist" was stupid and actively hurt you if you didn't expand in the right direction.>I want to go west, not east!>Sorry, that means you'll lose. You must expand east first to capture the major city or collect all three to make the province functional.Retarded.
>>550546181Sir, a DLC was just released.
>>550533670picrel are the real space dorfs
>>550545347Sure until 40k comes out
>Gather my thralls..... for inspection.....ha ha... uh, what do you think happens here
>>550546361>Dislike Slaanesh>Dislike Norsca>Aislinn has FIVE(5) currenciesYuck.
>>550546416If you like Squats just wait for Chorfs to get a tabletop refresh and play FantasyThey have all the same shit and they actually fit the setting
>super defensible southern position>can teleport to lustria if they attackcomfy chicken campaign
>>550546464gayslinn is a trapplay any other HE lord for pure kino, teclis especially has some cool stuff with his mage tower thing
Total War campaign webm. Ambush of Empire as Chaos Dwarfs. Victory in less than 50 seconds.
>>550546269>>550546349yeah, kinda weird how the only settlement in Ireland in attila was a minor settlement. Gods I hope its not the same shit again in med 3
>By sigma! Betraying your own home, empire, and kin?! All for some unholy abomination?! Surely they must do it for a hefty price.>Foolish mortal, I keep a secret just for you. They do it....for free...
>>550546652kino !
>>550546706I actually agree with that. Nothing against the Irish, but they should be a trade node.
>>550530720i have a mossa fatigue
>>550545994Ok, so its an art term to describe generic slop.What exactly were you trying to say here?
My favorite forms of art?Coom-punk
>>550546454Do you really want to know? :)
>>550546652The k'daai destroyer creeping out of the woods at 0:20 and 0:27 is kino
I started up warhammer 2 today and I noticed I just got warhammer 3 for freeWhat do I do? I've refused to play wh3 because I hate the map's graphics.
>>550547165>free stuff…badThen don’t use it
>>550547165>What do I do?go outside, touch the grass and talk to girls
>>550547165I cant even remember what the WH2 map looks like
I won't play it but I I hope Medieval 3 is fun :)
range is for babies who cannot micro
>>550542096I have autismal face blindness, can any empaths here explain what her facial expression is conveying here?
>>550547282You can micro ranged units tho?
>>550547165get some taste
>>550546905There are ten million billion movies, games and shows about cowboys and indians or modern army men or swords and sandals it would not be reasonable to describe as NASApunk.The Jedi are not NASApunk. Fallout Raiders are not NASApunk. Starfleet, The colonial marines and the Adeptus Astartes are all not NASApunk.
>>550547389the eyes are a mixture of lust and a desire to own/dominate
>>550540918GSC are cooler than Tyranids
>>550547389Curiosity mixed with lust and a tad of predatory instinct (she kinda wants to torture you).
>>550547518>Going on a completely unrelated rantNasa-sissy meltdown
>>550547574This is true!
>>550547165>guys warhammer 3 got added but i hate warhammer 3, but should i play it?????attention whore alert
>>550543279for all you know, they're the ones who inspired it
>>550547563>>550547621I'm going to die?
>>550547574Gooner faction.
>>550547818we all do somedayyoull just do it a lot sooner if you run into a Drukhari
That thing... your "cum"... give it to me...
>>550548016that weapon design is retarded
I'm making a totally original Total War 40k post!Here's some kinds of corruption we might get>the 4 chaos gods>chaos undivided>Ork corruption>Tyranid corruption>Necron corruption
>>550547897I man when you think about it genestealers are just a bunch of coomers. Or maybe subtle commentary about mass immigration. Or both
>>550548107sounds cool
Finally got around to Skaven after ages of this series and irl WH, am obsessed with their weapons team now and feel like a dummy for waiting this long. Way too much fun, might actually buy some models to paint.
>>550547510Man I know it's dumb and doesn't add much but I really hope they expand on the visuals of corruption. Seeing the world change from chaos and vampiric corruption is the main reason that I like playing vamps and chaos. It just feels cool. I really hope 40k lets us see entire worlds shifting into demon worlds when chaos dominates them. Or expands on it by letting worlds visuals have big notable changes depending on the races that own them. It's not much but it's immersive and I like it.
>>550548127It's Lovecraftian deevolution and cooption of wholesome Human reproductive practices. Shadow Over Innsmouth, Rats in the Walls, that sort of thing.Also the idea of Guardsmen and Sisters of Battle being raped is really hot.
>>550548107>ork corruptionliteral mountains of shit lol
>>550548107Don't forget Tau corruption
I hope theres cute girl mods
>>550548275>women
"Corruption" is a stupid mechanic because it's just recycling religion mechanics from historical games.Religion and Chaos corruption are two different things.
With the kairos bug finally fixed, finishing my campaign was a breeze. the chicken wizard is based, 200% spell intensity is really satisfying, his starting location is strong and unique, gelt ended up taking care of kugath for me which was convenient (since defeating him is part of the long victory conditions.) I made a cult in his capital but I never ended up using it to teleport.cult teleportation is a great mechanic, allows you to plan ahead and always get your lord where he needs to be. overall very strong lord, good times, would recommend
>>550548349I love women
Welcome to Planet Estalium gentlemen
>>55054826340k lore plays up the idea of Orks infesting an area way more cause they're all mushroomsBut also that
>>550548275its going to be just like fantasy where loverslab discordtroons make mods that recieve 1/50th the downloads of normal mods on steam but they will endlessly shit up the thread with their gay ERP
Place your bets, who will our Advisor be in 40k?
Dechala's VA kinda sucks sucks she doesn't hiss and stuff she just sounds like The Masque or The Masque sounds like her I have no idea
>>550548545the same guy
>>550548545>click on the advisor>HANDGUNNERS
>And the Aeldari Empire, where is it now?>You've been lookin' at it ever since you were born in 4D...mon'keigh!
>>550548585That would be really fucking funny if they made no mention of it being the same guy whatsoever
>>550548578I like it personallyslightly offputting, but delivers the sensual lines really well
Ogryns, my lord
Are there any non demon characters in 40k that canonically have big tits?
>>550548789Me
Who is The Joker of 40k
>watching the schizo who spent a year saying 40k TW wasn't happening trying helplessly to pretend that 40k is a coomer game ITT you love to see it, 10 more years of 40k TW and he can't keep this up for more than a month, just like he quit every job he ever tried to get
>>550548947Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka
>>550548947Me
>>550548789Read Ciphas Cain.
>reading comments about TW40k>"where are the space battles!!???!?">"naval battles?">"are there gonna be space battles?"I'm confused, what anybody genuinely expecting there to be naval combat in this game? Just think for 5 seconds how much of an undertaking that would be. The devs are already working on a new engine, developing on a completely new approach to combat, and they have people working on Medieval 3, and fairly recently had a big shakeup at their studio due to the Hyenas debacle.There was no chance they were gonna work on another completely new kind of combat on top of that, especially when they know most players would likely fucking hate it.
>>55054900540k is a coomer game and that's a good thing.
>>550549034Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka...
>>550549027>AHHH...GHAZKULL...mag...uruk...trakah...now there's an Orc that really did embarked...upon a conqueration...of...the Imperium! Join with me, my friends, and let's foresee this fateful engagement...of the Imperium!
Think agents will be in the game?>your ork fleet stops due to one shitmaris apothecary blocking movement for a turn
>>550549330I fucking love that picture, haven't seen it in forever
>>550549371based arch
>>550547282I play all the factions, if they’re a ranged faction, I’ll use ranged.
>>550549371I hate that I read that in his voice
>>550549487freak
>released the soonest>already has the most views>coomers already losing steam (only 2 trannies left spamming, check file names)AHAHAHAHAH, it's over for histoids and fantasois
>>550549546that’s pretty rude desu
>>55054957940k is fantasy :)
>>550549579I will play all three of those things and purchase all the dlc
>>550549780sure, 40k fits the genre of fantasy, but i'm talking about warhammer fantasy, the commonly accepted name, shortened to fantasy, versus warhammer 40k, which people shorten to 40k>>550549825me too, but 40k gods literally won
>>550535294Is it possibly an unusual location such as the WARP GATE that says it razes settlments
>>550549880>me too, but 40k gods literally wonCant argue with that
>>550548127Their intro in BFG2 makes the metaphor too clear for even a retard to misunderstand.
are they aware of the issue of flying units getting stuck during sieges? nothing in the fix
>>550549880>not liking 40k and fantasy
>>550549390I think 40k will be their excuse to finally make the no agents mod canon.
>>550550153atp shit randomly breaking during sieges is working as intended
>>550550153that's been a bug for years at this point
>>550550153That's an ancient bug
>>550550153Small family company...
>More gameplay showcase and battle system on JanuaryOh boy, gonna be a long December.
Amusing seeing this in Darktide while people complain about TW40k not having diplomacy (as it's all war).
>>550550375game must be closer to release than the doomers are saying thenlegend did say it was due late 2026
nicealso seems like end game is now tied to you finishing the campaign instead of the pre determined turn, thats good
>>550550375Knights as a faction will be hilarious, all they can do is make doomstacks.
>>550550473>TW40k not having diplomacyConfirmed or nah?
>>550550375>More gameplay in JanuaryOh yeah? Sincerely hope we get some IG footage
>>550550620There is a button for it in the trailer they showed, but that was from the marine pov. Of all the launch factions it can work, Ork bloodaxes can "negotiate" and so can Eldar.
>>550550706You will watch Space Marines fight Orks and you will be happy
>>550549579I don't know how I'll be able to go back to historical Europe after playing so much Warhammer...
>>550550620They haven't talked about diplomacy specifically yet but they literally made "there is only war" their internal mantra for the game's development and have repeated it about 8 times now on camera which points to diplomacy being truncated at best.The nature of their new 'campaigns' system where you pick a baked in scenario from your galaxy map kind of precludes substantive diplomacy. If you've selected a campaign where you fight orks and your campaign objective is to beat the orks, signing a peace treaty with the orks defeats the purpose.
>>550550803>OrksYeah I would be happy imo
>>550550597The actual pilots of Imperial Knights are high-ranking imperial nobility. The easy way to handle them as a faction would just be to make the Knight itself your army's general. That way you're limited to 1 per army and no Necrofex doomstacks, but you can also engineer all of of the LL customization to instead customize the Knight.
>>550550898As a feature though nearly all the factions can have it even if only to engage in diplomacy with their own species subfactions. Like on those campaigns if you play as orks presumably there will be other AI ork factions going around that you can confederate or work with in some way.The only factions where it gets weird to implement is Tyranids.
Oooh, I'm pretty close to my first ever victory, or do you guys all do domination?
>>550551171Right but if CA puts them in as their own faction with their own worlds as they are in the background and TT, unless GW lets them make infantry and such (which they are meant to have) their most basic unit is still an autocannon toting dreadnought tall mini knight.Knight armies would demolish most others handily. Course they can design around that by making them super hard to replace if you lose any.
>Dreadquake mortal kills an entire unit with one volley Not so fun being on the receiving end of this
>>550551484I play until the campaign gets on my nerves and then I start a new one
>>550551484most people go for long victory and then stop. I’ve never conquered the whole map, I’ve beaten a couple endgame crisis events but I usually get long victory before then and stop
>>550551484nobody goes for domination, its ridiculous. You have to be on the spectrum and enjoy doing the same exact thing endlessly
>>550551484just give in to ZHATAN DA BRAAAJ
>>550551484domination is such a slog, I tried it once and didn't bother finishing itnowadays I just go for short victory and if I'm liking the campaign I go until I'm really bored
I thought you were just shitpostingI thought Total War: Warhammer 40k was a mass delusion of this particular thread. I am here to apologize for having that mentality, 40keks. AVE IMPERIUM!
>>550552078whether certain people want to admit it or not but Warhammer was an extremely lucrative venture for both CA and GW40k is even more popular and still regularly putting out new content, it was inevitable
>>550551484just stop at longi was autistic enough to do full map clears for drazhoath, ikit and elspeth before and it becomes such a chore managing your giga empire and its armies and lords/heroesyou start to get sloppy once you get all of your global recruit slots and can fully recruit 1.5 stacks in 1 turn every turnnot worth it
>>550552474i'm kinda missing an empire falling apart mechanic.>empire gets too big to manage>mass rebellion snowballing>whole map is tiny factions again like on turn one>but it's all just skaven>orcs stampede through your former territory and raze everything>game over
>>550551484I usually do the domination victory if it's doable fast enough and I still have some army compositions I want to try, like a whole army of nothing but artillery etc. but conquering the whole map I've done twice and it takes so fucking long and it becomes just an auto-resolve slog I don't do that. If I can make allies and make them fight each other I might go on like I have in my current campaign but AI allies tend to just disappoint most of the time and you never get those fantasy fights with 1 of your armies and 1 of theirs.
but why do they keep doing it? is this the power level? the only reason they are so high is me feeding them a bunch of settlements
>>550553323rats are notorious for this. they will usually break any treaty you make with them. sniktch is the worst
>>550553323>that alliance>those trade partners>your war enemiesAre you playing an evil Gelt campaign or something?
40k should include the 3k Duel mechanic
>>550553323>He trusted a ratDeserved. though what the fuck is going on in your campaign for that sort of diplomacy anon?
Ok Dechala is really boring
>>550553694ratling gun dream is dead>>550553813yes and it was very interesting, chaos factions got to +80 tolerance of me at one point, still trying to find out exactly why
The rats turned on me as Archaon despite having a military alliance and being #1 while fighting the order tied.Of course I had to march home and buck break them into vassalization.Around rats don’t relax.
>>550553937Anything remotely involving Cathay is boringMasque has more interesting opponents
>>550553935gelt's wizard stack is basically the strongest army in the game since turn 6, you can do literally anything, ive been just caravanning around
>buildings 23Wtf is corrupting this gate, and why is only this one?
maintaining multiple alliances with the evil factions is hard because they all hate eachother and the ones that dont begin doing so when one of them gets too big
>>550553813>>550553935I don't know what you mean, Anons.The Vampire Counts are humanity's (((greatest ally)))!
>>550553970why do you want ratling guns? Do you not have thrones of decay? ironsides with their redline buffs will be much better than allied ratling gunners with no redline, and you have hochlands so you don’t need jezzails
>>550554446What hidden building do you have there? An unusual location?
>>550554675Oh, they can do that? I kinda don't want to destroy this though...
>>550551484>people actually play this game without VCOinsane
>>550554934then keep it. does corruption at the gates even have any negative effects?
>>550553323>expecting loyalty from a SkavenCongratulations, this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen on /twg/.
>>550555003having a shared goal gives us something to talk about. as soon as you start modding your game, very few will be able to relate to your experience.
>>550549579>released the soonestnigga you retarded
>>550555212I think it's just that you can't have multiple armies reinforcing unless you want to tank the attrition
>he trusted a skaven
>>550555409>like beastmen the most>like skaven second mosti am NOT indian, fuck you guys.
beastmen are canonically american
>>550555582S u s
>>550555582
>>550555621dark elves are clearly the United States of the setting. A naval empire built on slavery and genocide, rebels that broke off from from a bigger empire to start their own, they even live in the same place on the map
>>550556095delves are american, helves are the english, who are the welves then?
>>550556203sluts
>>550556095goddamn thats so basedplus they win in the end and rape all the other elves into compliance forever
>dark elvesGolden Age American >high elvesHyperborean>wood elvesEcofascistsHoly shit they are so based
>>550554615not because its optimal, because its funi've had the idea of recruiting ratling guns as other factions ever since tww3 came out, as vampires specifically, maybe as nurgle when they make them less boring to play
>>550556203They are, and may God forgive me for using this word, Belgians.
>>550556580i never do allied recruitment. would rats in a cunts army still get attrition?
>>550538969lore accurate pheonix lords would be nuts, if you kill them they just respawn as the nearest exarch
/twg/ retards BTFO by 40k:>luthorschizo>ratniggers>squirefaggot>beastnigger>histoids>chinksloppers>the sartosan autist>coomers>thirdies who can't afford new computers>the one guy who likes pharaoh>eceleb hatersGod DAMN does it feel good to be a 40kgod and legendhead rn
>>550557257The Lion can solo all of them, btw.
>>550557521at least use the correct slurs
>>550557257If I were an Exarch I’d tell them to fuck off and get their own body from the Dark Eldar science nerds.Fucking everyone taking Eldar souls. Slaanesh, Phoenix Lords, Avatar of Khaine, etc.
reddit had a thread not even a week after 40k was announced discussing what they would buy for DLC, this has to be the most cucked paypiggy fandom ever.
>>550557776poor brown porn addict who can't afford a new computer or DLC detected
can welves archers shoot through trees?
>>550557776NOOOO NOT THE DLC FOR PEOPLE’s FAVORITE FACTIONSNOOOOLEGEND SAVE MEIM GOING TO REDEEM SAAAAAAAAAAR
>>550531954He’s a giant pussy so no.
>>550557776>people discussing what content they want to see in the gamegod forbid
oink oink seems I have triggered the piggies!
why are 40k fans acting like their steaming pile of shit is actually good
>>550558375*inhales*saaaaaaaaaa*exhales**inhales again*aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA*starts sweating*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*shits*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDO NOT REDEEEEEEMTHE DLCBLOODY BASTARD TIMMYBITCH UR MOTHER*screams*
another poor brown melty over 40kinoyou LOVE to see it
>>550558597don’t you see how they’re taking advantage of your need to feel rich and superior to sell you overpriced plastic? personally I would feel embarrassed to be manipulated so easily, but I suppose you’re just the sort of shameless person that keeps these businesses running.
>>550558837>dude says “man I can’t wait for the Tau”>indian has a fucking panic attack
What a grim state of affair
>>550558837i dont tell anyone irl that i play total war games and i dont buy plastic toys, i am rich and white sure but that's not why i buy TW DLC, i buy TW DLC because the cost is basically irrelevant to me and I get lots of fun from itsomething poor brown people who are living 1 missed meal away from starvation just couldn't understand
We had a good run there for a few hours
yeah yeah everyone that questions your purchasing decisions is poor and jealous and indian and you’re a patrician aristocrat VIP because you buy expensive toys, etc I’m at peace with it, there’s no stopping people like you. You’re desperate to feel superior and there will always be a market for that
>>550559298
They should add a dragon faction to 40k
>>550559298it's an absolute fact that only poor people are mad at spending $2-300 on TW40K and it's DLCrich people don't care because that amount of money is so small that they -don't care-
>>550559298I wasn’t talking about dlc, I buy dlc all the time and I’ll probably buy it for 40k, I was talking about the tabletop scam. even still, you shouldn’t have that attitude, it allows them to get away with delivering an unfinished product because they know people will buy it no matter what. Buy the DLC, fine, but don’t post about it and promote a “buy no matter what” mentality. Scare them a little, make them actually put effort into it to win you over.
>>550559604Meant for >>550559589>>550559181
>>550559604this is a thread for total war, not tabletop games
I don't care about TT
>>550559930>40kino I was responding to this, which I thought implied you were a tabletop player representing the tabletop community. I don’t care if you buy dlc, though I do care that you go around posting about it so you can feel superior, which makes CA comfortable with putting in less effort
>>550559518Tyrannids are close. They even have a flying dragon mega-unit that’s nearing Titan size.Next best thing is the Chaos fliers which are just dragons haha.
Im going to make peace with the eldar as the imperium and we will usher in a golden age between space elves and humans
>>550556798i assume all foreign units follow your base race rules, they just wont deteriorate on the battlefield if their morale is low
>estalia just fucking murdered morghurthis is like my 47th ikkit campaign and it's the first time i see something like this
>>550560729systemic victim blaming and class warfare. the christian thing is just a meme, most of them are only christian for social and political reasons and it’s a convenient dogwhistle that actually means “white people.”
Preparing my Dark Eldar voice lines for my Voice Actor role in 40k. >and WHAT can the DROOGARY do for YOU?>Pitiful!>Pathetic!>The Homicidal Host!>aaAAAahh!>Death!What do you think?
>>550560364But anon that's what I was gonna do. We can't both establish the Imperial-Aeldari empire of interspecies love.
>>550560729Disliking Indians has nothing to do with any of that.
>>550560950can you say dark eldar spearmen?
>Space Marines with Yorkshire accents>Eldar with Cornish dialect>
>nids with chink accent>crons with aussi accent
>>550561059We can work together to help them repopulate
they only have one settlement thoif i win, wont they just be dead?i don't understandthey don't seem to ever ungarrison their army or take other settlements
>>550562809sack after the battle and it should complete the quest without killing them
>>550561705Nids are britisher coded.
>>550563502nids are human beans
Tyranids are literally females, the race.
>>550563856No, Space Marines are female. Tyranids are britisher males.
>>550563856horny females?
>>550556203Space Marines = IndiaTyranids = Pakistan
>>550556203angloid colony so they're israel
>>550564649no, if welves are the jews, then the french would be the americans
i just busted the biggest nut to miao
40k should include Dark Eldar live battlefield rape.
So, im the dude that got surprised about getting wh3 for free earlier. Do I have to keep warhammer 2 installed?
How is legendfag still here, his eceleb is pivoting to Paraslop and is just whining at everything they're showing like Volound.
>>550565178no
>>550565178mm nyo
>>550565178>Do I have to keep warhammer 2 installed?No
>>550565306>>550565310>>550565320thanks you girls, you're the best
Okay, so it takes around 30 turns to consolidate the southern chaos wastes as Kairos. Roughly. Could have been min maxed by creating cults, but fuck that.Another 20 turns of building up your provinces and economy, and at around turn 50, you're ready to go conquer the world. Where should I go first?
>>550534452>non-canon black library trashIt wont
4chanx just got an update, does it work again?
>>550565546Oh yeah, it's gaming time. Thinking I'll send Kairos and my Chaos Lord to fight Teclis and invade Africa. Changeling and Sarthoriel to Lustria. Or I can use my cult to invade Brettonia/Empire. Decisions... decisions...
>can't conquer EarthOver/under on this being live service slop or GW looking over their shoulder?
>>550565968the campaign should be over by turn 50
>>550562626
population is coming back and food will be a ressource. Im hyped so far
>>550566075>said a spiteful histcuck
>>550566612Historychads enjoy their campaign going on for a long time and used to post tons of AARs about it, only legend addled fantacucks care about turn numbers.
>>550566592Burgos~~
>>550565547Star child is still canon.Cope and seethe.
bretonnia rework needed and required.
>install one basic bitch "do not blob faggot" mod-cheat, no aggressive changes whatsoever>factions are moving again and the campaign resumes being fun for the most part...................???????????????????!? Why the fuck can those bulgbrit retards not just copy and paste this into the base game?
>>550567015Why are you forcing yourself to live under the assumption that modders are inferior to CA's dei hires?
>>550567015we can do that, o algo.
>>550567015If they did that, mod community would go nuclear and it's mostly made up of terminally online tranners that screech till people get fired.
>>550567015What hack black magic cheat mod is that?
>>550567015
>>550566810Its not though.
>>550567015which one
>>550567286No, it is made up of people with a real passion for total war. People who pour countless hours of their limited free time into these projects from love for the experience. They are the people who should actually be working at CA. Modern hiring practices don't allow them to because they are the wrong race or gender. They are the real devs.
>>550567015small bulgarian enclave
>>550567438Oy vey delete this, goyim
this is the prime example of why kislev design in tww3 is so shit
>>550567438Well, devs don't deserve to eat.. calling em devs is kinda an insult, kek.I've watched the modders in fallout and skyrim have screeching contests for ages and it's just tiring. They tear down entire modding sites at times.
>>550567375>>550566810
>>550540918I disagree, Farsight Enclave will be a DLC guaranteed, but as Tau customisation + Legendary Lord Farsight. Maybe not together with the first Tau DLC because so far it seems like you pick either pick 1 Legendary lord (Calgar) or make your own Daniel, but for a second or a third Tau pack, sure. He has too much lore and focus, and he'd give customisation + traits + pickable units for the Tau and their custom Daniels. Exodites I'd say are also not a never-ever, but they will likely be an Eldar subfaction.
Give me some faction recommendations with really powerful frontliner heroes
>>550567328>>550567423https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3594429287This one.I went from no one moving at all to at the minimum the blobs are moving to the borders of faction threats.I have 0 other mods active and only installed it like 10 turns ago.
>>550565968did you really wait around for 20 turns after you conquered the continent? You should have invaded teclis as soon as possible. I invaded teclis almost immediately after taking out my starting enemy
>>550567808corndorf
>>550567853neat
>>550567808Warriors of Chaos
>>550567571Not canon though.
>>550567853total war modders fucking LOVE chatgpt
>>550568065Provide proof
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn legend really did roast those Madden losers in his lastest video kek!https://youtu.be/aQ1u4fycW1c?t=2106
>>550568708this has to be a bot
>>550567914Yeah. Want to play with the cool units.
One thing I really hope that CA gets right in M3 is arrow velocity. In most games arrows and crossbow bolts are slow moving and sometimes seem to just float towards their intended targets. In the latest arrows vs armour video, you can see just how fast arrows go when shot from a bow: https://youtu.be/SFFgcTzCvMo?t=1023 (timestamped to a good part that nicely illustrates this). Here's hoping the new engine can illustrate this.
>>550568708>praises paradox right afterwardshe really is a shill now kek, legendcuck this is your e-celeb?
>>550531013What is that thing the Tau have on their foreheads?
>>550568654Can't proof a negative. You have to proof its Canon by providing a mentioning of the star child in the lore sections of 40k rule books and codices
>>550568991vagine
>>550569046>No proofAh, so its canon and this is just you coping.
>>550569309So you have no proof thats its canon in 40k? I accept your concession, tertiary.Now.go back to your horus heresy sloppa.
*click*ASTARTES SPEARMEN!
>>550569514Theres nothing saying its not canonConsider: >>550569309
I AM the canon
>>550568991The males have a straight slit, the females have a Y slit
>>550569783Not yet!
You know who I AM
>>550570053
>>550568991It is a pheromone gland/receptor, if I remember correctly. Ethereal have mind control powers through it, the rest of the castes have underdeveloped ones.The mind control only works on other Tau, of course.
ASININE MORTAL
>>550570053yeah a short faigt! jej
LL for this feel?
What objectively the best faction/campaign right now with the hotfix out?
>>550570625franz
>>550570576changeling
yeah guys my buzz lightyear looking ass units and shrek orks are le grimdark because uhm they just areA PLASMAPISTOLLMAOyou think being on a different game will stop luthor from murdering your bitchass lord?
The last cry of the luthorkek
Betas for hotfixes, jesus christ
lex luthor and the 40keks?
>>550570941Look man if that's what they have to do to get a hotfix out before they go silent for ages I'll take it.
It's completely over. FANTASOYS ARE FINISHED!
>>550571094fantasoy sounds like a fucked up experimental drink
>>550571132Wanna FantaDon't you wanna?
>>550571184Luthor
jesus christ tzeentch is a nigger faction and kairos makes playing Teclis a living HELL
do Vlad and Isabella get their army buffs if they are the hero in the army?like, will Isabella's buffs for vampire counts monster units work if she's a hero in Vlad's army?
only npcs can find muh space marines interestingor any character from that world interestingnot even capeshit tier or powerfantasyjust fucking blandyeah my guy wears armour and worships some chudSOULLESS GAMEFOR BUG PEOPLE
>>550533178Any lewd mods for her?
>>550571768yes all of them
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>>550571368Just drain Kairos' magic anytime you see him.
>>550571697Yeah
which faction has the funnest units and best progression? I'm talking good animations, look cool, are actually good in combat etc etc
I'm about to start up total warhammer for the first time now that it's actually finished. What am I in for?
>>550569620Custodi spearmaniiii(female)Are the only spearmaniiTotal War has fallen
>>550569946It’s treason then>autistic screech
>>550549371Most powerful lore vtubah or 40k
My niggas Im just here to ask, why doesnt such a massive ip like Warhammer have more videogames like Rogue Trader or Mechanicus? Or something like FTL? Ive seen Warhammer Survivor announced so thats a start, but what took so long to get started on rpgs, shooters, etc? Also where do I start if I want to read Warhammer? I was told to avoid the Horus Heresy stuff this soon.
>>55054642040kek characters are WEAK
>>550534321in the trans energy department.It is true
>>550573472there's a fuckton of warhammer video games
>>55057372195% of them are vaporvare sloppalike TACTICUS or failed games that no one remembers or cares about
>>550573721Vast majority of the ones on Steam suck, and if they were any good you would see them in many recommendation lists of people that dont know shit about Warhammer (like me).
>>550568832they have an entire decade of 40k TW to get through before med3, why even bother posting about it?
>>550545347Of course not.
convince me to start a campaign right now
>>550573472GW handed out IP like candy so 40k bound to has more bad games than good.>Also where do I start if I want to read Warhammer?If lore than from War in heaven to Fall of the Eldar. After that is whatever.
>>550573472Maybe start from something like Eisenhorn? I would avoid primarchs related (Dark Imperium, Dawn of Fire, Horus Heresy, etc). If you want more xenos stuff then Path of The Dark Eldar, Twice Dead King, The Infinite and The Divine. Otherwise just read stuff at Lexicanum.
>>550573530They weirdly enough are. One would think that a tier 3 civilization would be capable of way more than what some high elves and vampires can do but they are sooo much weaker.A Space Marine is an absolute murder machine, made to kill and slaughter, in the highest tech they can throw on the average super soldier and he is barely enough to kill one Bloodletter. It's an even match.Meanwhile in fantasy, the Pheonix guard slaughter hordes of Bloodletters without ever taking a single hit or getting a sweat on.Warhammer Fantasy would absolutely annihilate Warhammer 40k in a battle. It would be an absolute stomp.
>>550574770Dark Imperium is "good". I listen to the audiobook when I commute, the Ultramarines are annoying but the overall plot is interesting enough.
>>550574196Do a Thorgrim or Malakai deeps campaign. Just conquer and hold The Karaz Ankor shit. Sell/raze/gift everything else.
>>550574980Because dameons in 40k have the power of a whole universe feeding them, fantasy only have one planet and the vortex makes them weaker as well.Demons struggle to exist in fantasy outside their domain, if a daemon is manifesting in reality in 40k it means that place is already doomed.
>>550575416Nonsense, a bloodletter is a bloodletter, no matter where it is. It strikes as hard as it does in both worlds. I mean dude, it's a bloodletter.There isn't bodytype A and bodytype B bloodletter.
>>550575519>bloodletter high on space coke>bloodletter that wasn't coked up for 39.999years
>>550573472IIRC it's in part because GW is very protective of its IPs and in part it's because of Dawn of War. The thing with Dawn of War was that GW basically handed the whole 40k license over to Relic. This might have seemed like a good idea when Relic was pumping out 40k games, but when Relic fell on hard times and couldn't really make anything at all, it meant that the 40k vidya license was stuck in a company that couldn't do anything with it.After GW got the license back they were themselves in a bit of a pickle. The mid '10s were a tough time, so they needed quick cash. And their experience with Relic had taught them that it was a bad idea to give any one developer an exclusive right to make 40k games. So instead GW went to slicing the IP, meaning they let basically everyone have a go at making 40k games, but only allowed them to work on very circumspect parts of the IP. Creative Assembly was essentially the sole exception to this tendency, and that can be chalked up to their credibility as a developer of one of the most successful strategy games in vidya history.
Has anyone every played the dawi using deeps? Never done it before.
>>550575519No they aren't, daemons struggle hard to appear IRL in fantasy, that's the vortex while purpose.If a daemon is appearing in 40k there's nothing holding their warp rift back and the planet is going to get fucked by hordes daemons being powered by the whole galaxy, they won't even "die" properly in 40k, they'll just keep pouring until the rift is somehow closed.
I remember when /twg/ was anti-Horsham and pro-Sofia. My how the turn tables...
>>550576071>/twg/ was pro sagasloplmfao nice revisionism
>>550576071>pro-sofia
>>550575969Pretty broken if you just turtle on your initial province all the way to the endgame.
>le demons are so strong guiz>jobs to rocks 40kek and fantasoi bothDaemonmanii cope is real.
>>550575713The universe in fantasy is trillions of years old too.>>550576028But isn't that proof that 40k is weaker? If even the High Elves can absolutely buttfuck Chaos that hard.. while a Tier3 civ can't do anything to harm them, the fantasy world is stronger.
legend won...he actually fucking won
>>550573472I will actually disagree slightly on the Horus Heresy, becuase there is material you can read about that which is, in my opinion, excellent.The Horus Heresy books from Forge World basically dispense with much of the melodrama that plagues the Black Library books. They're quite good, and really capture the theme of a golden future destroyed. Sadly they will never be finished properly, as the author died due to cancer.They are easily found herehttps://pdfcoffee.com/the-horus-heresy-book-two-massacre-pdf-free.htmlThe Imperial Armoru books are also worth checking out. They are not about the horus heresy, but from book 3 on, they are about various wars, though they always feature the Imperium on one side.They are peak 40k in my opinion. Spoiler: the Imperium either always loses or wins a very costly victory.A kind soul has gathered them all in this discordhttps://discord.com/invite/uZj6KnmqnKAs for Black Library stuff, a lot is middling or even bad, but there are good ones.>general Imperium/Space Marines/Guard Cadian Blood by Dembski BowdenHelsreach by Dembski BowdenGothic War series by Gordon Rennie>Chaos/TraitorsWord Bearers Trilogy by AnthonyNight Lords trilogy by Dembski BowdenStorm of Iron by Graham Mcneill (Ultramarines books worth checking out, bit of a mixed bag tho)I have not been able to find an easy black library archive for you, but if I do, I will post it in the next thread.
>>550576560and? they can't access space coke there
>>550576618>he wonYeah, the seething balding retard contest
>>550576774
>>550576810And he did it on Never-Opposite Day too, the madlad!
>>550576768whoops kek wrong link for horus heresyhttps://archive.org/download/TheHorusHeresyBookIIIExtermination/Horus%20Heresy/Black%20Book%20series/And another link since the above lacks book 9https://pdfcoffee.com/the-horus-heresy-book-9-crusade-pdf-free.html
>Horus>last name is HeresyWhat did Anatolian man born in Pontus think when he named Horus
>>550546890I could never
are welves retarded? i'm in there with ikkit ambushing everyone after burning down their faggotree and their just sitting at home like the dog in the burning house comic
Total War: Warhammer 40,000 forced me to face my own internalised xenophobia
>>550576071when exactly did we start being pro-horsham again?
>>550576259What working on fantasy does to a HistoryBVLL
What would you job be in The Imperium of Man?
>>550540951Yeah that's like, half the humor Space King uses to parody them, that they never grew up.
>>550577472A poet or philosopher.
>>550575065>the Ultramarines are annoyinghow so?
>Ultramarines are ....Stfu, they're the greatest of us all.
The more you read 40k and Fantasy books the more you realize they are written at a child's reading level. I'm not expecting LotR level here but most are worse than even Star Wars EU novels.
>>550577472Administratum drone, maybe a servitor.
>>550577534>THEORETICAL>PRACTICALIt's just repetitive. Also all the redditor atheism in a setting with Living Saints. Half of Dark Imperium's conflict could be resolved with>I, Gillymun, agree that the Emperor has become a powerful warp entity that is fed by your faith, however I will not worship him but it's fine if you do as this helps the war effortBut instead it just goes on and on about how religion is bad without ever giving an explanation as to why.
>>550577634>implying LotR was goodunc pls the movies unironically elevated tolkiens maudlin slop into an actual story>inb4 baitcope
>>550577472I come from a long line of bathroom cleaners at a ship. My father, his father, and all of their successive fathers before them leading all the way to the Great Crusade, have served in the same ship, cleaning the bathrooms. None of them ever experienced what it feels like to be touched by the sun's warm rays of light. None of them ever smelled the fresh aroma of morning dew on a grassy field. Only the endless toil of countless clogged toilets, serving the needs of untold thousands of crew members who must relieve themselves. A work that lasts 20 hours a day, 7 days a week, for every years since I was able to lift a plunger, my arms and back deformed by the endless toil. Every single member of my family died in the workplace, the long decades of inhaling toxic fumes finally taking their toil. Some of them fell headfirst into the object of their labor and drowned.But on sundays we get an extra nutribar as compensation!
>>550575383I'll check it out, thanks
>>550577858This joker is not an image of the splendour of the Kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world.
>>550575065I did read Dark Imperium Trilogy but stopped at book 2 because the books are pretty boring, there are some interesting stuff like the discussion with Cawl Inferior.>>550577663>But instead it just goes on and on about how religion is bad without ever giving an explanation as to why.I think the book assumes that you know about his view and the imperial truth which is why he find that idea repulsive, but overall I agree that the book is pretty repetitive and dry.
Why do I see no one playing historical here? Did all the boomers age out of the franchise?
DEPLOY WHEN READY>>550578104>>550578104>>550578104
>>550578190They're at /vst/
>>550578190last true new historical title was Rome 2
>>550578214>early
>>550578214>not even at the bump limit, the literal bare minimum for new threads to be made
>>550549579TW:40k has 1.3M views on Warhammer channel
>>550578364>>550578503>samefag
>>550578520faggot
>>550550510It's December 2026 with a delay to Q1 2027
>>550578520>calling me a fr*g poster>being even worse than a fr*g poster by defending such an early thread
>>550578190We're still here despite people constantly posting this. This time is particularly absurd because Dawnless Days posting still pops up when anons feel like posting their campaigns
>>550556203welsh, they use the welsh language for a bunch of welf stuff
Alright, after some testing it turns out that either "Custom Matched Combat Animations" or "Matched Combat + Reload Animations Submod" causes non-crossbow missile infantry units to idle when they shouldn't.>attention grabbing picture
