Previous: >>550541347>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* [Archer by Moonlight], Gold City 3* [Autumn Cosmos]Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan SSR [Cutie Pie With Shining Eyes], Narita Brian SSR [The Whistling Arrow's Taunt]12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* [Cinderella Grey] Inari One (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
i want my face to live in narita brian's crotch
Darby?
>>550560020what would it smell like
Bros...
Show of hands, who here is saving or Satono Diamond, and who here is saving for Kitasan Black?>I'm actually saving for—Very nice but you can talk about it later.
post you're favorite soundpost
I won but I'm still fucking pissed my Daiwa pacer who got fucking raped in the backline by umastans fuuuuuuck. I want her to run the best she could at least
>>550560118You smell after what you eat, so not vegies>>550560162NO ONE is saving for the sega card lmao
>>550560162I'll go down to zero carats on both banners and the banners leading up to themFuck support cards as a concept
>>550560206Why don't you post a good one first?
>>550560121is that real? is that official???why is Cygames giving me Neicha POV gfe... what do they want me to do with these feelings...
>>550560162Both. I will squeal if I must. But I think it shouldn't be too bad since I can buy the 1yr anniversary selector, use it on Kita and then pull for Dia.
>>550560162I'm saving for Finemo.
>got mummy creekshe's good for this CM right
>>550560206
>>550560206I'm not allowed to post it cuz some mod is really angry over it :(>550560286uh oh melty
>>550560208pace chasing isn't very ichiban
Am I supposed to use my borrows for parent runs or ace runs?
I'm new to the game and just had 2nd Unity Cup run where I get cucked very last race by CoonNigger5000 who can't win any other race even though I get 1st place every race leading up to it.What the fuck am I doing wrong?
>>550560230>>550560284I meant the UMAS, not the support cards, you DUNCESThough I, uhhh, realize why it could be confusing right this moment
>barely managed to reach B finals with a 1-39 record>8th favorite>somehow managed to winLuckmaxxing ftw
>>550560434Parent runs are gruesome and supposed to be in-house unless you're an uber casual
I didn't even win B finals. My Brian who was my best ace didn't proc Maestro, and died centimeters away from the finish line to a vampire Rice. I wanna die. She truly is a villain guys...
>>550560486Silly little dork you... Honestly no idea which Uma I'm saving for, most I'm interested in a way out, or soo soon after (or before) Kita.
>>550560380cute retards
>>550560434Both.You have to have a good parent of your own on one side. That is best done by having two grandparents, one of which should be a borrow unless you somehow lucked out in to already having god parents. Even if you crap out a lame parent with only 2* blue spark, with two good grandparents you are set on making an ace.
>>550560393True. It didn't occur to me to run her as front because I thought she would only have to rely on meastro as single gold heal, until I see other people inherit pure heart from Creek. Next CM I guess
>>550560441shit bro it's a math game, hard to help you without any kind of detailyou (probably) win if you have higher stats and better skills, and you (probably) lose if you don't
>There are only 4 Plat Libra Torenas in our club right now[My Current Club], I am disappoint
>>550560162She's in the "I hope I have enough" bin. Neicheer and Palmer is going to be painful enough.
>>550560380>>550560374>>550560230>>550560206These are awful, try posting some good ones.>>550560121Good soundpost.
Oh I have this card max, so is this god-tier for MANT? It has 15 race bonus, the rest of the stats are okay-ish (it does have a charming event though?)
>>550560594Mambo…
>>550560617>palmerbased
>>550560594Mambro...
>>550560121I love Neicha
I bought umamusume x shadowverse evolve cards and they're pretty cool. I spent more than I probably would've been able to justify just playing the game, but the thrill of opening a pack of cards enthralled me along with the possibility of getting a leader or hot stamp signature card like the riko and teio I got.
>building a late for Scorpio>the only way to get Rising Dragon is through Bamboo Memory>specialty priority: 0>alternative to Rising Dragon is gambling with Unyielding >SSR: Air Shakur or Mejiro RyanCool man.
>>550560654>>550560691Sorry man, eventually you get unlucky. You want a wall of text?I'm still mad
>>550560801Are you really from Mambo?
>>550560762Rising dragon is a horrible move anon and it's EXTREMELY expensive on top of it
>>550560762I don't know what you're cooking but I hope to see it in action in rooms here
>>550560886>>550560907I'm getting gaslit by umalator then. What else should go on a late?
>>550560801Sorry your run went poorly, you can post about it if you want
>>550560652It has Seiun x Nishino so it's good regardless
>>550560594I got Silver for the first time ever due to finals coin toss skill activations
I don't want to wait another day, I want to be unbricked now
>>550560939On Your Left is the optimum late surger skill but its kind of weak on shorter tracks. I think lates only care for Pump and NSM this time around, everything else is just niche stuff.
>>550560838Yeah, love my sprint shoe slinging lads, DON'T LOVE MY SOULLESS ENDS FAILING TO PROC TWO DIFFERENT GOLD RECOVERIES AND THE EMERGENCY WHITE INCLUDING THE PACE THAT HAD 600 WITNOTHING LIKE SEEING THEM PROC SPURT+NSM AT A PERFECT MOMENT AND NOT MOVING FORWARD AT ALL BECAUSE THEY GASSED OUT WHICH THEY NEVER DID IN ANY ROOM BEFOREHANDLONGSLOOOOOOOP
>>550560801I as well friend. Grinding so much on my Umas, all of them having an overall 83% WR overall, only for them to give the biggest jobbing performance in the finals where not a single one of them procced NSM and Spurt is demoralizing.If it they procced their skills and lost it'd be one thing. Getting absolutely destroyed from no skills proccing is another.
>like 1 post in twitter focusing on uma feet>every post in algorithm now includes feetI cant even open twitter without getting a boner now
for me, it's finally getting my Cafe SR to anything beyond 0LB
>>550560939If it's gamba then the usual combo of Pump + behold/red shift is good, also get NSM (free from unity cup)The idea of unyielding is interesting though, I'll try something with Air Shakur, but it's gambling on getting end closers in rooms
>>550561120>he uses the curated feedcringe and gay
>Make 2 Ace umas>Run in 10 RM>4/10 wins>Add Evil Nature>7/10 winsDebuffing is back on the menu
>get medium S when parent farming>get nothing with aces
>>550561103I am sorry mambro... Next CMs will be better!
Many plat streaks were ended today huh...
>>550560557
>>550560594I’m sorry bro, but I’ve never even won a single CM yet including this one haha…
>>550560582What are the stats required to not get fucked on the last race?
cm7 status?
>>550561243kino songawful quality
>>550561248higher than hers
>>550560162I'm saving my semen for her
>>550561243>Oguri turns into a tiktok reel or whatever the fuck they're calledI kneel CyGODS
>>550561120
>>550561243Kino
>>550561313Nice insight fuckstain
Remember, no luck doping before the banner tomorrow. Good luck, and good night /uma/.
>tfw fat ojisan torenaNo uma would want to get trained by me…
>>550561104>>550561103What feels worse:>an uma missing every single recovery + rushed, and then proccing a perfect NSM+Spurt that didn't matter because they gassed outOR>or an uma who procced everything EXCEPT nsm+spurt?Sorry for your losses, shit sucks
>>550561281All my winners are totally random
>>550561404However, they'd love to rape us.
>>550561281Libra was CM7? wtf...
>>550560939Pump, SFV, NSM, OYL, Condor, Prof
>>550561281I saw one room with 7 paces, a nasty neicha and a runaway suzuka that almost won but got killed like 100m before the finish line, fun stuff
wait a minute, those words...
>>550561243>>550561361So uhis the new Oguri actually good? I know jp got some comically overpowered end closers recently, is she better than them?
>>550561281Ecwilpes phirst, de leste nowheye.
>Position Keepdoes this imply that literally everyone is WAY behind their position keep limit because of how ahead Suzuka is?
>>550561104>>550560801Soon enough /uma/ will realize that Finals is an RNGfest, I've learned this after getting third in the last 4 CMs with 70-80%WR and losing to late starts, lack of stamina and skills not proccing.I didn't feel like trying this time, didn't even get Long S on any of my umas and I won with like a 50% WR.Finals are dumb.
Of course it had to be pace sparks
asking again, any scorpio taiki aces with deck+stats?
I got 3rd today
>>550561440Even Curren wouldn’t want to associate with us. It’s umover.
>>550561404You're supposed to start running with your umas. Someone please reply with a good training guide featuring horse girls
jp bros enlighten me, does the tachyon event bump you up 1 star, or does it completely max out both your parents sparks? I dont know if I should save really good 1 star parents or not.
>>550561405We both probably equally feel like ass, but I'm going on a limb and say not proccing the aceel feels worse.When my Umas get their Maestros off, I'm at least feeling hopeful they're going to take the win. It's even worse because on the final spurt they WERE in position behind other Umas to get NSM off.
How important is gw for cm7 oonige? Is ttl enough?
>>550561103>used ends because they were meta>they all do nothingrun a real strategy next time
>>550560652yes, 15% race bonus cards are autoslot in every mant deck. Congrats
I am very very new to this game. Haven’t even finished my Bakushin run.So I have 30k carats. I spend all of them tomorrow on the Kitasan support card, and I don’t get at least 3 dupes, I reroll my account?What am I supposed to do after that? Just play career mode? What’s all this PvP stuff everyone keeps talking about? Scorpio?Please help.
GuysI'm a grown ass man and think i'm about to crySo much crazy bullshit has happened to me to finally end my CM in this mannerMy blood ran ice cold on the first day when i couldn't qualify with 3 wins even once in Round 1, and barely scraped by on the second day. I'd won 4 Plats in a row, i hadn't been failed to qualify on the first day since Gemini, but I was in danger of losing my streak by not even qualifying for A at allI desperately spent borrows in the middle of CM to try to fix thisBut all the Golshis i made were deficient in one way or another. Long S, shit stats. Phenomenal stats, high score of my entire account, no Spurt. Spurt, but long A. Long S, good stats, Spurt, but somehow no Maestro event on the one ace run in *twenty* that such a thing happened. I was forced to take a Golshi with one gold, 3 unreliable discounted white heals and sub-400 guts. She had a coinflip's chance of having enough gas in any given race.My idea for a pace promote Scarlet fell through- not enough pieces (no Groundwork, not enough power, suspect stamina), so i had to find a replacement in an End MayanoBut my Maya runs were shot from Great moods crashing to Awful in a single turn and the only viable Maya with stats better than a parent run had fucky stamina and also only had a coinflip's chance of surviving. All i did was duplicate my problem with Golshi.My big-brain theories on getting Fukukita to work turned out to be retarded because of an oversight on the likelihood the Lie in Wait gold recovery from SSR Rob Roy would even proc when the requirement to be in the back of the pack wouldn't happen when late surgers get shoved out of position by all the end closers in this CM, and i had made those odds worse with a second end on the team.But my Fukukita runs were so impossibly unlucky with trainings and many many blocked races that i got one A+ Fuku career out of almost ten ace attempts.. which was still stamina deficient because of my oversight>cont'd
fuck yeah!
Does the guts stat function on the global version? I read it didn't.
>>550558825Blowjob porn is for fags.
>>550561859you want at least 4 kitasans to make her at least 3LB if thats what you mean. Otherwise yeah it is probably best to reroll your account until you achieve that, everything else is far easier to manage.
>>550561538She's not better than gran alegria in miles but she's strong in arima
you niggers take CMs way too seriously
>>550561901We've already had the patch, guts actually does something now.
>>550561873With the team i had i went into Round 2 getting 2 wins out of 5 in SEVEN sets and only going 3/5 ONCE..I was at least glad to get into A finals and let my winning streak die with honor rather than be humiliatingly shut out of contesting it at allI then found myself able to do one last ditch Fuku run right before finals lock in. It was still fucky with a couple blocked races and low rolled into A again with sub-1000 speed, but was still the 2nd best run i managed, and for fucking once had durable stamina. Even though i was indecisive about replacing a Fuku i ran all 80 prior races with, i entered the team with literally a few minutes left before closing.<----The final race drew up 6 end closers, 3 late surgers. My Fuku was the one that got promoted to the front. With generous stamina for once, she also fired Maestro. No Pump or NSM because she's up front, but she pushed through with just the raw power stat and she managed to hold on to the very endMy old Fuku would never have survived this race. But this one, an A-rank Fuku with no races tested at all, managed to pass through the veil of fortune to win me everything, even in the face of A+ and S rank Golshis as competitors.How the fuck do you write a story like this? I am now a permanent member of the Church of Shiroaki-sama. This could not have possibly aligned more perfectly.I do feel bad about the top trainer in the Nice Nature Fanclub though, because that Natie was built as a proper ace with a 35% w/r, better than his GolshiI would have been glad if that Oshi Nature won
>>550561763Too bad 70% of the cool strategies involve "use silence suzuka to slingshot something" AND I DON'T HAVE HER
>>550561370nigga what the fuck kind of miracle answer are you expecting here, just look at her stats, see if yours are higher or notI could try to break down each stat for you and tell you how much of this compensates for how much of that or talk about different thresholds but it'd be faster if you checked the docs on the OP
>pasting reddit posts
The win streak must continue. I must collect the entire platinum horoscope.
>>550561937What do I do after that? What’s the gameplay loop? Play career mode, make good lineage umas, then set them up in the pvp section?Play the stories?I’m just a little lost. All the minute mechanics make sense, building skills for a specific race position based on uma growth and stats, but what I’m actually supposed to DO, I don’t get it.
Really like those sparks!!!
>>550561991>carrotlessIt's ok at least you have Oguri or Taiki
https://x.com/i/status/2001246055586054219
>plat>plat>gold>gold>plat >platMy CM record has been interesting
>>550561730Just 1 sstar
>>550561859Scorpio is the next Champion's Meet, which is not newb friendly. Just ignore it for now and toss in some umas for participation prizes in two weeks. The things you want to focus on early are farming your trophy room for carats, making starter parent lines (2 good blue sparks + 2 good pink sparks is a good target to aim for), and building your Team Trial squad. You're too late for December rewards, but try and get into one of the /uma/ clubs next month. Also, complete the event or at least MLB the free Yukino SSR if you can, it's useful in the next scenario.
>>550561947I am an autist, I take everything seriously.
>>550561981>finals are all down to luck>there's literally a LUCK umaI... I should've seen the signs. I was too busy looking at her tummy to notice her potential. Congrats anon
>>550562112You could call it aPlateau
>>550561913>see a girl>think about fagsIt really makes you think
>>550562079It is very overwhelming at first but yes thats the gist. Just focus on clearing career and achieving as much of the beginner content as you can like unlocking all the trophys for the free gems. Also get into a club for free shit, and then make a full team trials team to get free shit from there too. It will take a while of playing before you manage to make your own decent parents without needing borrows, and then also understanding all the mechanics and stuff.
>>550562101Nice 1* guts.
>>550562079The first is correct, you run careers for one of three things1. Make an ace for champions meeting (every 3 weeks) or team trials2. Make a parent or grandparent for future aces3. Farm fans for your clubIf you want to read the story at any time you can, no one's stopping you. Just know that the meat of the game is in career mode
>>550561981Make sure you give her a special tag and note so you never glue her. Winners deserve the retire in dignity.
So let me get this straight, one oonige means oonige has an okay chance of winning and front runners auto lose. Two oonige means both oonige die but front runners still auto lose. No oonige means front runners are decently strong again. And none of this matters cause Taiki is gonna fuckin zoom?
>>550558709>Do a panic run to complete the objective>Decide to do every mile mission objective a can while at itWent a hell of a lot smoother than I expected, and the singular loss I had might've been down to a medium race miskick.>>550562108Happy Holidays :^)
>>550562339Front runners can rabbit off dying Ooniges if there are two of them
>>550561859>What am I supposed to do after that?roll for your fav uma in the megabanner around feb or start saving for creek's rerun if you're a metaslavedon't bother pulling for meta umas like christmas oguri, your cards aren't good enough to play competitively anyways
>>550562345race whore taiki sluttle
>>550562339Front runners with sfv autowin if there are 2 suzukas in the lobby
>Both CMs I missed plat titles on were the long CMs>have gotten plats for every other oneBros...the longslop...
>>550561981Too long didn't read, only viewing the image. That's actually insane
>>550561981That's cool anonAnyways I got Plat with this with 0 struggles lol
>>550562447why is there so much empty space between ogu and teio?
>>550562217>goons to a man's cock>Totally definitely not gay though
>>550562414>OG Maru can get Red Shif and SFVKind of disgusting
>>550561859>>550562079>Should I rerollFirst of all you set up an account link on the main screen then write down the account ID and password.Second, you need to remember that not having a 3LB Kitasan Black isn't the end of the world, you can literally just accept you'll be a casual fuck, borrow and passively collect vouchers to get a copy every four months, and that it'll greatly help if you're EMPLOYED and NOT in the THIRD WORLD (buying a specific card costs a low 25 USD -two hours of wageslaving, 2 months if Ind*nesian- rather than 400 USD in carrot gems).Finally, if you think your account is truly fucked and there's nothing redeemable in it, not the 3 stars you've collected nor any of the legacies you start to reroll accounts as if it was your job.You're going to be sitting in front of a computer or cellphone for either 30 minutes or a days rerooooolling because some autist you've never met did it 4 months ago while multiboxing 10 instances at the same time and it only took him 10 hours. In your case it'll probably take you longer if the chinese account farms fire up again.
>>550562532Not him but you are highly autistic or a closeted fag.
>>550562079After you can consistently clear scenarios the focus is the PvP. Team Trails is the easiest and most diverse and a good medium term goal, where you'll want to build good umas to push your ranking up and get a steady stream of rewards. You'll start with five slots and unlock another 10 as you rank up. Every three weeks there'll be Champions Meets that are more intense with higher stakes and harder competition, especially if you enter in graded. I'd either aim for good B umas (might need a calculator) or just aim to participate in the first few to get a grounding. Long term is making it easier to make good competitive umas by breeding good lineages.
>>550562414your own whorezuka + 2 fronts with sfv foolproof
If only I'd read announcements and known rudolf was coming, I would have kept my carats dry and waited for her, and then I wouldn't have been given a mostly fruitless desire for specific graphic fetish content of café's cracked and bleeding toenails
>finally hit medium S>no rainbows even with 3 wit/3 spd
>>550562264She'll never leave meShe'll be at the core of my account until EoSEvery other CM champ and first clear and hotsprings trainee will have to be torn from me first before she leaves>>550562157After all those Fuku runs i thought i had done something wrong, like i ironically angered the gods of luck and fortune for bringing Fuku along as a lucky charm and trying to make her competitive because the Kikuka Sho was the real horse's greatest winOnly for things to have ended... like this
>>550562405Not bad for a miler whore I think>>550562579Stop posting cute TopRoados
>>550562504Thats not a nice thing to say
>>550561981>not using Orange Horse team titleyou ruined it
>>550562579So what happens if all 3 players do oonige + 2 niges
>>550562141>>550562228>>550562257>>550562402Got it. So the gameplan after Kitasan pull and reroll is just to leech off the bottomfeeder rewards and pull until I have good Support Cards, then all of this skill jargon and pvp stuff will begin to make sense once I can build a core of good cards?tldr just fuck around, lurk, learn the game, and suck up free rewards until a good banner comes around?
do debuffs still matter post-unity, or are 3 giga-aces better
>>550562660It’ll be reeeeeally sad to watch
>>550562402> roll for your fav uma in the megabanner around febWhat is this dogshit adviceJustify this because you’re rolling for spooks but the SSR rate isn’t even increased
>>550562532I understand the confusion from an unimaginative standpoint. You're not supposed to look at it from another man with a girl?Or are you entirely focusing on another mans dick?You're supposed to self insert and pretend it's your cock being sucked on.
I WON!!!
>>550562660kino snail race
>>550562660The taiki wins
Post your win, Brianbros.
>>550562683Dominator debuffers are better than Murmur ones
post more S uma jobbing
>>550562657Sorry, I meant "Oguri, Cap, as in Peak", not "Ogu" as in "Ugly". My bad!
>>550562414So as someone who has neither Taiki nor Seiun, but does have suzuka... There will be some demon out there with a decently built oonige and a decently built maru or something, both with angling, but the maru will also have SFV, and if I take my own oonige, I am basically handing maru the win on a silver platter. I think I'll run pace and late this time.
>>550562079>What do I do after that? What’s the gameplay loop? Play career mode, make good lineage umas, then set them up in the pvp section?>Play the stories?>I’m just a little lost. All the minute mechanics make sense, building skills for a specific race position based on uma growth and stats, but what I’m actually supposed to DO, I don’t get it.It's a roguelike princess trainer where the princesses are horse girls.You run a career while reading through all the STORY. Then you get an unit that you can use to help you out in the next run, or for PvP be it asynchronous Team Trials where you try to get a good high score for the week or to throw them at the slightly more demanding monthly CM. You get pull currency from doing this which you should hoard until you have 30k (including pink tickets)You may watch a race to see if your beloved horse wife is going to beat the career finals, or to beat some random faggot that spent $2500 on his own horses and still lost. You may even watch both of them post at different times, completely unaware of the other. >>549954670 >>549955335 (hero) >>549948364
>>550562604>3 wit 3 spd (aka no riko)>on a supposed medium CM aceuh, what exactly was your plan to get to 800 stam?
>>550562790she jobbed and im sad
>>550562498Someone told me that 1500+ stam-guts was enough to survive with just one gold and i guess that Rudy proves it
>>550562661That about does it for the competitive side, yeah. Along the way read the stories and find some umas you like, spend two hours for their first career, then try and fit them into all your teams.
>>550562569The fact that I'm autistic doesn't make you any less gay.>>550562339Not recommending people take Taiki with their new account selector vouchers has to be the greatest sloptuber gaslight. Every single new player guide I watched back then said Oguri, Suzuka, or your oshi.
>>550562753>taishityou didn't win
>>550562828You're a mean person.
>>550562891Genuine question, how do you fap to any porn at all when it's another man in it with his cock fucking the girl?
>>550562913HELL DID I DO NOW!?
>>550562718You use 30k carats, you get the uma you want.Unlike cards, umas never get a rerun so if he's a new player and wanted any uma released during JP's first year then that's the only reliable way of getting them. Of course if his favorite is Gentildona or something like that then just don't do that, that's why I posted the full list.
>>550562891Getting the 1st anni changes early made things way different for certain Umas
Hmmmmm…Cafe.
>>550562874One gold PROC. You ran two as a backup, but you could just gamble on it activating and not getting rushed.
>>550562847I usually fall between 650-750 and then pick up either the tokyo racecourse/standard distance skills + a recovery if necessary, all depends what I hit
>>550562661Basically yes, you want to accumulate resources and game knowledge early on. Also, make good use of your Make Debut voucher. IIRC you get a random one and a selector, which should probably be used on Taiki Shuttle since she sprints, runs on dirt, and has been meta in like half the CMs.
>>550562891Nobody could've predicted we'd get this patch this earlyTaiki would still just be a shittier maru currently if cygames didn't fast-forward anything
kitasan banner doko
>>550562447These with pupils are deeply disturbing.
>>550560020it's probably a wild jungle down there
>English>Online PvPhttps://youtu.be/xhrn_gd4yb0https://store.steampowered.com/app/4181970/Full_Stride/
I DON'T CARE HOW HARD IT IS, I'M BRINGING FALCO TO THE CM!...What should I improve on here for when I roll some S? Do I need like 100 more stamina or is this okay?
>>550559913Have you thank your lord and savior GoldShip for killing paypiggies this CM?
>>550562658Doing that really would have properly christened this CM run wouldn't itAnd spared me the wrath of the godsI guess i'm keeping that title on permanently then
If I had medium S on this would it be enough for CM7? I made it a week ago for TT
>>550562829fight with your own maruslutty
>>550562989No disrespecting Machan!
>>550562891I used to rage over Taiki spooking me in 3 (three) make debut tickets but it is actually a blessing in disguise...
>>550563176HOLY MOLEY
>>550562971Setting aside futa, yuri, and fetish art the girl's body normally occupies the center where my attention is and if there's a cock on screen it's off toward the edge where it mostly fades into the background. I don't understand how that's not obvious.
>>550562996You didn’t even read the guy’s message> I am very very new to this game. Haven’t even finished my Bakushin run.So I have 30k carats. I spend all of them tomorrow on the Kitasan support card, and I don’t get at least 3 dupes, I reroll my account?He’s not building another 30k carats this soon. There’s also the existence of anniversary selector that you are forgetting about that cost $20, while you’re advocating him to drop $480 worth of carats for a shitty year 1 bannerNever give advice again you dumb fuck
>>550563176Wow
>>550562532>focuses on the man's dick>doesn't focus on the girlBro, I think you might be a faggot.
I can't be the only one in /uma/ who watches the Royal Family (Passing the Reins) series right? Hypothetically speaking if I am translating the Royal Family novel as a (very slow) side project, would anyone be interested if I post it here? It will be done with negligible AI but instead N3 (in)competence + online dictionaries. /uma/JP/ senpais probably won't need it anyway.
>>550563265>futa, yuriOf course.
>>550563065>>550563012She was meta for at least one CM before the November update, I'm sure of it.
>whining about Taiki in Virgo>whining about Gold Ship in Libra>(soon) back to whining about Taiki in Scorpio>(likely) back to whining about Gold Ship in Sagittariusthe eternal Taiki/Gold Ship cycle
>>550563265>if there's a cock on screen it's off toward the edge where it mostly fades into the background.That's how most blowjob porn and hentai is you fucking retard.
>>550563192Why did you post a white image with a ton of empty space around Torena?
Orange
I think I hate Rice Shower
>>550563401Who do we whine about in the Dirt CM?
>>550563265>futa>yuri
Who are the most fraudulent horse who pretend otherwise?Stuff like the "ultimate generation" (barring Pasa) is on fraud watch in its entirety, but I'm thinking more along the lines of individual Umas who pretend they're a bigger deal than they really are.
>>550563176Unfortunately not on the table due to also not having her. I only have regular Maru. Her ult "works" some but a different, well built front runner will prob just overtake mid race and then she'll be chum. The game decided that I will be a late surger gamer and I just refuse to accept it.
>futa, mentionedfiltered>yuri, mentionedbanned
>>550562874I won my first CM Gemini B League with an Oguri with just Gourmand and 1000 stam.After that I stopped giving a fuck about 2 mandatory Gold Recoveries and just gambled with 1 if I could get stam over 1k. Anything below that I would grab 2 or 1 with a few whites.In all fairness though, my Taishin was brutal this CM and I blame that on her getting gassed.
>>550560162I am stuck between rolling for Dia and Ardan
>>550563456Taiki again since it's basically mile CM.She even has good starting dirt affinity fot easy S dirt.
I love manhattan cafe but strongly dislike coffee, can such a relationship survive?
>>550562891Damn, you are retarded AND a faggot
>>550563456if I had to take a guess, probably Smart Falcon or Digitan, or maybe Taiki there too lmao
>be new>get two Special Week and one Summer Special Week in two 10-rollswho is this horse girl and why does she like me so much?
>>550562891I used my selector ticket on OG Teio. I have mixed feelings cause I love Teio but man this 3 borrow per day thing is hurting. If we really do get another paid selector I am 100% in for Taiki shuttle.
>>550563381She wasn't a bad pick in CMs (as long as her ult was useful) but she wasn't meta because it had some stiff activation timing and her Mile skills were dogshit
>>550563476
>>550563565Consider; Dia has an unbeatable reaction image game, and just general infinitely more content than Ardan.
>>550563456Falco cripples herself to be able to run in turf.You're not ready.
>>550563267>He’s not building another 30k carats this soonI assume you work for cygamesThen don't pull? I'm only giving him the option to do so, and he already knows about LB mechanics so he obviously knows about the spark system>There’s also the existence of anniversary selector that you are forgetting about that cost $20, while you’re advocating him to drop $480 worth of carats for a shitty year 1 bannerWhat if he doesn't want to spend money? you can also buy another dupe for the kita card so he can technically get her 2LB and "just buy" the extra. I'm explaining from the f2p pov, there's no "absolute" way of doing things
>>550562891>Not recommending people take Taiki with their new account selector voucherstfw I got Taiki on my voucher and selected Maru. Well, I don't use Maru as a parent anymore after Cancer, but Taiki was a good roll.
>>550563639She's a racist
>>550563456You did get the final boss of dirt races, yes?
>>550563456Believe it or not, it’s still XOguri.
>>550563401reminder that sprintkino Capricorn is both Taiki and Gold Ship's game
>just gonna buy oguri>bourbon is basically the only thing I'm gonna roll for any time soon >MAY spark on the all-uma banner just to get suzuka but that's only 15k>no uma on the horizon I'm ultra-excited for>MANT has no support cards worth investing inI just realized I'm probably going to walk into the 4th career (grand live I think?) with like 120k carrots.I guess technically that's really smart, but it does make the next 6 months of the game sound a little boring.
>>550563639the face and former "mascot"/"lead" of the franchise, but nobody likes her so she's gotten sidelined a lotnormal is not great, summer is pretty good
>>550563763Based>>550563639You have been blessed by the face of the franchise
>>550563639The Supreme Commander of Japan, and don't you ever forget it
>>550563716That's true.. but Ardan is cute.
>>550563639the true protagonisthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/7CX3In3rFX8
>>550563841>buyshitter bragging about having 120kbruh
>>550563717>>550563795Falcobros you gotta understand it's over for youTaiki can very easily get into dirt (the dirt CM is mile) and Xoguri will be out by then.
>>550563737I’m not the guy wanting a new player to pull out another 30k carats in 6 weeks>I'm explaining from the f2p povYou’re fucking delusional in the first place for expecting a f2p to drop a FULL PITY on a mega banner when even regular players are struggling with the accelerated paceAgain KYS
>>550562339Two average fronts can catch up to a poorly built or unlucky oonige
When I fap to Umas I like to imagine myself as an ugly fat balding ojii-san in his 40's and I am blackmailing this Uma that can otherwise kill me by screwing over her chance to run in the Twinkle Series. I like to imagine they would rather be with some 6'5 gigachad muscleman handsome Chris Hemsworth or something, but instead this dirty old man's seed is going in their womb instead. After a race I immediately start pounding them in the locker room while licking their armpits and they're disgusted by what a piece of shit pervert I am.My favorite Umas to fantasize about raping are Daiwa Scarlet, Maruzensky, McQueen, and Kitasan.Thank you for reading.
>>550563639The Supreme Commander of Japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZM57CYhmQY
>>550563595From what I've seen she pretty much guzzles the stuff all the time. I don't think it'll work out unless you just learn to ignore the smell
>goldshitter>is a degen wall texter>>550563952cute dork spotted
Woke up and watched my finals. I'm so proud of her ;_;
>>550560206>>550560636>>550560286Oh you want a GOOD soundpost?BEHOLD!
>the oguri that i put as a spot filler just won first placei have no fucking clue what happened because all her skills are absolutely fucking horrible
>>550564004>I like to imagine myself as an ugly fat balding ojii-sanWay ahead of you on that front
>forgot recoveryFUCKwhich card do i drop tho
>>550564083There is a reason why every filthy meta slave went with Ogu on release
McQueen won two long-distance cups. For some reason, these victories make me happier than victories at other champions' meetings.
would you love an uma who can't run
>>550563952Taiki is gay and cringe and for meta faggots though
>>550564061uwooooohhhhhh chikezoooooo
>>550563952I beleeb in Falco-chan!I also beleeb in Ogurin and Taiki. I got them all after all
>>550564083it just works
Gaslight chart for next CM?
>>550564208no
>>550564208Yeah.
>>550563917It's the only thing worth buying, I'll stand by that. It's also the only time I'll spend money on the game.No gambling, no bullshit, 20 bucks and you get your xmas oguri and some shit on the side, and you don't get Biwa's ugly ass.
>>550564004>40s>dirty old man>Chris Hemsworth (42)
>2 pager white skills>1 stamnig
>>550563401sagittarius will be kino because the spurt straight is only 30m long, EVERYONE will be able to run it as every accel will workand for god's sake, it's arima!
>>550563952Xoguri sounds like a pain in the ass to build for Tokyo 1600m dirt. You need all of your exactly 2 blue skills to proc then pop SFV+2+Shake It Out immediately on late race. That's a lot of setup and a lot of points.Or gamble and hope your blues finish proccing by the late mid race.
>>550564196>S Seiun jobbingwhat happened to her?
>>550564273I mean...
i want to crawl up kitasan's skirt and die
>>550564240I like this image alot. There is not a single bit of evil nature in it, just a bunch of dirter having fun in the dirt racing one another as friends.
Falco’s race vs. Acute was pretty kino wtf. What a finishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSq0iRyfb8E
>>550563595Have people who "strongly dislike coffee" ever had a cup of good stuff brewed by a competent barista and not by your grandma who left the pot on the hot plate? Even McDonalds is not bad when given enough time to cool so you can taste it
>>550564259anon there hasn't been a gaslight chart for multiple CMs now, where have you been?This was the last one made
>kino, mentioned like a redditor zoomerfiltered
Goodnight
>>550563841we're in the same boat, my only notable cards are MLB KSB, 0LB FM and 1LB creek. But with the 60k I've got sitting in my account at the moment I'm pulling for 2 pities on the fuku speed banner because otherwise I wouldn't be getting the dopamine hit from mega rolling until july
>>550564401i guess that anon quit after he realized KR/TWslop wasn't working for himself
>>550564401>potential unlockedevery fucking timeTHIS ONE IS HER CM BROS
INARI ONE'S BIG MASSIVE BOOBS
>>550564269$20 for one character where did video games go wrong
i despise cyhack for making tamamo's aptitude for dirt and mile F and E when her first races were dirt miles
low iq nigger
>>550564525meant for >>550564450
>>550564479sounds like typical DLC pricing and offsetting
>>550564450Umasumi cuteRoad
>>550564035maybe I can tolerate the smell but... tasting it on her lips when we kiss is just... bleh
>>550564178>>550564178>>550564178fucking answer me you METASLURPERS
>>550564578>Anonymous 12/18/25(יום ה׳)09:08:52 No.550564578>>550564525(You)#>meant for >>550564450#meant for >>550564450#
>>550564479Sounds analogous to $20 dlc, which you might dislike, but isn't exactly new anymore.
>>550564457you're not rolling for finemo?I think i'm going vbourbon > 200 pulls on finemo and then save to double spark tachyon. using my crystals and selectors on creekalmost situation as you, MLB KSB, 1LB finemo and 0LB creek
>>550564296Aren’t we supposed to get MANT around then?
>>550564650unfortunately that card finemo shares a banner with is really shitdo you wanna risk that?
>>550564638I don't get it. What are you doing?
Why is everyone mad?*checks clock*Yup, brown hours, sigh
>>550564178drop NN wit, FM is better and fall runner/right handed will give you much better EV compared to on your left. If you really can't hit the stam goals and must take a recovery, drop one of your SR speed cards, borrow ZRR speed, and take another SR MLB wit card of your own
>>550563841We can just buy Oguri?
>>550564178>>550564625King Halo or Kitasan give you corner recovery at full discount.Sweepy gives you end closer recoveries.OYL is cope on this track.
>>550564749Im a child rapist
>>550564709Im going to shoot the president of the united states in the head
>>550564752>he has browns living rent free in his head
>>550564725kawakami princess is fine for TT i think... it's not a good card by any means but it really could be worsecuz otherwise the next option is super creek ALL the way next august, nearly 8 months
>>550564826... i don't need a gold recovery??
>>550564861Which fillie do you want to rape the most?
>>550564752Not me, it's 2am and I am working nightshift.
>>550564298I think she was very weak in this CM. Even my Seiun Sky, after good training, always showed poor results in test runs and at the CM itself.
>>550564650200 pulls on the finemo banner should be enough for 2-3 additional copies, then I can take her to 3LB or MLB with crystals and/or selector tickets. yeah the other card on the banner is ass but it's worth it to have the benchmark wit card for the next year or so
>>550564178>>550564625I'd drop Riko for Creek.
>>550564342That last spurt from acute was very impressive.
I am brown.Can you guys give me an Uma wife?
>>550564882>he would shoot the GOOD president, not the mentally deranged old human puppet or the black one
The brown dude greentexted to me, hella gross.
>>550563952SFV isn't even super optimal for that track, but it's enough to completely destroy falco
>>550564338Dirt is based and most fun to watch>>550564342That wss pretty kino indeed
>>550564987
are the browns in the room with us right now? all I see is fake whites
>>550564987>mentally deranged old human puppetgonna have to narrow it downumamusume
>>550564907No if you can get to 800-900 stamina and 400~ guts.800+1 white will be enough even with debuffers, but you have to buy wet conditions (don't double circle it) If you can get more stamina/guts then it's better. This only applies to late, pacechuds+fronts still need a gold or more.
I'm building parents for CM7 right now. Are there any must-have skills like No Stopping Me! and Straightaway Spurt was for CM6?
What the actual hell is happening in this thread?
>>550565142yes
HEYRASSHAI
>>550565198i think someone is trying to get the thread deleted
>>550565198bots figured out the captcha
>>550565198It is that time again
>>550564365I've tried several different times at different popular coffee shops but it really just doesn't do anything for me. Not necessarily the bitterness but the actual taste of it is just something I don't really care for. The only things related to coffee I can really enjoy are tiramisu and affogato.
>>550565198its THAT hour
>ok I need to win mile championship to start Taiki's event, better grab some skills to guarantee it>have no good skills unlockedCool.
>>550565265Sex-with-Hishi-Amazon-O'clock?
Danchou Tips: If you run Arima Kinen and Japan Cup in both Classic and Senior Year, you get a whopping +4 affinity!
>>550565142for what position? lates and ends need pump iron, paces need shooting for victory
I want sex
>>550565371No, not quite. However you can always post her
>>550560594>The sadposting in mambo earlier when nearly everyone lostMambo moment...
>front runner run>got firm, sunny, standard distance green skills
>>550565324id like to headpat, fuck and marry this hons
>>550561613Reminder you get easier finals if you throw your Round 2 races~
>>550565459old habits die hard
>>550565496tama LOVE
*muah*
>>5505653244chan always turns to shit about now. EU is still asleep. NA is asleep. It's all Russia and SEA and Ausseys. I'm Californian and I work 2nd shift so i stay up for another 2-3 hours, but the thread quality about now always makes me want to sleep early anyway.
>>550565408I was thinking two pace and one late surger, but I'm not committed to anything yet.
>>550565602going to shower this hons with expensive gifts
>>550565620Thats Flash!
>>550565423I want a daughter.
>got 2nd in A finalsI didn't put much effort anyway...
>>550564365no they haven't, they think starb*x slop is the peak of coffee that they gladly pay 10 bucks forthey have never had a proper pour over single origin coffee in their lives and they would hate it because they hate coffee and are addicted to sugar
>>550565620I'm at soup.
>>550565667showering with tama...
>>550565217I will take two bowls of ramen, two cups of water, and a Fine Motion girlfriend to eat with.
https://x.com/i/status/2001536284935012434
>>550565423I HATE HOW EROTIC KITASAN IS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>15* stam run>inspiration gives 65 stamwhat the fuck i was just robbed at gunpoint
tamamo is poor and has a micro penis lol
>>550565724You would have won if you put effort
>>550565434>Come home from work. It's been a long day and I'm tired>Open the door to a clean house and the smell of a fresh meal>Hishi Amazon pops her head from around the corner in the kitchen and her smile instantly warms me>"You're late, I was getting worried! The roads must be bad, huh?">"Dinner is almost ready! Get those boots off and relax, you look exhausted!">She fills my belly with a hearty meal and later we cuddle on the couch and watch a movie while she hugs my arm>Look down to see her grinning at me>"Should we head upstairs for some "One-on-One?"
sprinters are fun because you can do dumb shit like this and still finish the career
>>550564365>>550565743NTA but I just don't care for coffee, period. I'm sure that some really well done and freshly grinded coffee can be nice, not to mention mild for someone like me, but I don't think it's that's it. I will admit that I'm a bit of a fan of Cappuccino with choco, however.
>>550565926trve trve
Urara says "Practice safe sex! Aways use a condom with your Trainees! Getting pregnant is not worth it during careers only after!"
>>550560594Only 2 torenas got Libra Platinum in my club:>me>fellow Cafechad It's okay, still love my club.
Ticket check, /uma/.
>>550565849Dorky hons>>550565798Lovey Dovey baby making with a poorfag
>>550565620i'm a calicuck too and i don't get off until 7 pm so i always get the true SEAhours experience
>>550566021My club members reported winning but they didn't change their oshi title...
>>550565978It feels weird to see Ulala in a lewd way...
>>550565948I was in the same boat until I bought my wife a self grinding coffee machine for her birthday. It's so good it has me drinking it almost daily.Mostly in the mornings and after dinner.
>>550566059about tree fiddy /10
My entire squad, and some whale lost to some dudes Cafe with 1000 speed
>>550560594i'm too lazy to change
>>550566105>oshi title (genuine) ((not botted)) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CM title
>>550566059Happy and crying
I HATE WINNING TICKET.
Who's the Gohan Beast of Umamusume?
>>550566128Power to all you fags for doing that, I'm just too much of a lazy bastard for it, plus I've been a happy tap water consumer since my childhood. Not like I couldn't afford it, It's just not practical enough for me to give a damn. The Cappu I sometimes consume is instant faggotry as well mind you, so really it's more choco than anything but hey.
>>550566059Ichiban
For some reason my Taishin decided to play pace chaser, got rushed, didn't proc most of skills midleg, and run second until late leg, say good bye to pump and losing to another Taishin, but with S rank.Fucking casino.
Is there any inherant benefit to taking 3 of the same style to CM? 3 Pace Chacers or 3 Late Surgers, etc.
>>550566064making tamamo into a mother and breastfeeding from her tiny perky chest
>>550566059Not great
>>550566274>>550566271>>550566203Die.
>>550566301you could make a wall i suppose
>>550566307Now THAT is some based shit, tamabro!
>>550566326Sounds like somebody failed the Taishin Test today.
>>550566180suuuuuuuuuuuure
>>550566326NOOOO
>>550566307i want to be pampered by a tiny woman, what does that say about me
>reddit tachyon
>>550566283Nice bro, my Cafe decided to run last the entire race and didn't use any skills or ult and just sat at the end the entire race
>cringe gaylo
>>550566059It's growing
>twitter cap (as in troon)
i didn't win ticketbros........................................
>>550566301unless using a strategy that requires interaction between umamusumes it's game theory optimal most of the time
I'm actually too lazy to change my title (rookie trainer and main uma is still ulala)
>>550566021My cafe almost won me plat. lost by a neck. enemy got lucky. cafe got unlucky. she'll win the next longcm for sure.
>>550566392>>550566416>has multiple younger siblings>good with children>has been referred to as oguri's mom beforeit's only natural
>>550566659There's always next time...
>>550566573Which banner are you targeting to blow all these on?
>>550566263disgusting. you will buy a pour over kit and learn to love it
>just inherit full stam zro>end up with 600 power
>got 3rdGood luck to my club then. If I don't get salty tomorrow over Kitasan I'll stay otherwise I'll quit with the fans runs that I did
>>550566665In what way? I'm very curious
>>550566573save those until we get QoL of using 10 tickets at once
>>550566812power is a tiebreak skill. you only need it if you need it.
Why the fuck are the responses on denying the food events so goddamn mean?
I'm less demoralized than i thought I'd be losing my first CM. Hell when I watch my sportsball teams lose it makes me feel awful the rest of the day. Anyhoo, I have a theory that I was paired with a giga whale because I had 75% WR in r2. In all the previous CMs I always felt the sting of dropping to 50~% WR in round 2s, so I'm gonna aim for 50% again for scorpio.
>>550566779I haven't decided. I need to pull on ksb but I also need SRs so I might just keep saving them.
>>550566762you're right bwo we'll get em next time
>>550566913it's the game writers trying to make you feel guilty for rejecting the feeder fetishism that they're hoisting upon you
>>550566913toreina has to lay down the law
7 decides if i hit it or not
>>550566659Mine finished in 7th place. Luckily my Golshit carried... but I did over 50 ace runs for my Tickezo and just one for Golshi. ~24% wr Tickezo, ~38% Golshi (+ ~18 Oguri). I'm glad I won but this isn't how it should be
>>550565884I love how erotic Kitasan is.
>>550567036hit that speed button
>>550566942i had my best ever WR of 88% this CM and got paired with much weaker umas than I had seen previously
>>550567036Just say you want to do it bwo
>>550565946time to fill her belly!
""""le strongest mare""""gentilfraudna....
going through a new career story slowly is kino
>>550567036>33%we win these
>>550567036Uma is a highroll game. Go for it.Your wit is lacking
>>550566913but those are your responses though? why are you so mean?
>>550567140I have not, and I don't even know who you are because this isn't /uma/ JP.
>>550567036do it.
>use ticket from cm>door turns rainbowLooks like I got an ace for scorpio boys.
Does Groundworks work with taking the Lead?
WHEN DOES KITASAN STARTI'M READY
>>550567047better ratios than mine. mine was a 21% winrate ticket and a 24% goldship
>>550567080you sound like the whale though. I'm f2p. I got paired with similar to weaker umas on all the previous. Cy has to massage your nuts to keep buying
Time to double down on building Taiki, this cm was all about random proc of NSM and hitting that position for unique to proc, but not anymore.
>>550567261yeppers
Shiraoki is a false god.
>>550567036train wits instead
inshallah i shall blow up the cygames HQ
>something incredibly stressful at work happened>may lead to me losing job of 7 years and only stable income>savings for maybe 2 months>all i can think about is spending money and pulling MLB Kitasan to calm myself downAll I can think about is rolling for her and spending money gambling. It’s the only thing keeping me from breaking down. I need to get the fuck out of here and go home and fucking roll on this goddamn banner before I completely score my palms in agitation scratches. I have 4 more hours in this fucking shithole fuck fuck fuck I need to spend and roll right fucking now it’s the only thing that’ll help i need to fucking get this kitasan and run a nice little career
>>550567281Now it's all about random proc of NSM and hitting that position for unique to proc
Thoughts?
What? How? See the head and feet
>>550567324>vegeta.jpg
>>5505672635pm EST (14 hours from now)
>>550566752While very true, I'm not sure everyone is super straight enough to say it.>>550566809Hmmmmmmmmmnyo>>550567140Why wouldn't I? She is better than your baka ass.
>>550567324
>>550564208Finally a rapeable uma
>>550567183no one asked you to be a nigger
>I won anons>but with gold shitNow do it without the training wheels bwos.
>>550567360>nsm>scorpiokek.
>>550567370Mayachi mayachi mayachi
>>550567036Why do you bring 5 speed cards
>>550567116seething kekxina
>>550567379deserved for using goldshit
>>550567116>>550567557Literally who.
Aside from preferences, isn't there no reason to run Festival Rudolf over OG Rudolf
>>550567551to be fast and to finish the career as fast as possible im not trying to build anything
>>550567379Taishin......
donna bros?
>>550567370>>550567539I don’t understand the fleshy tail bit… I don’t get it…
>my Cafe won against Golshi (my uma also) by a headit's just so easy
>>550567393>anon sees something completely unrelated>first thing he thinks of is slopballit really IS brown hours!
>>550567701Curren is better anyways so no hard feelings.
>>550567714Of course you wouldn't get it...
>>550566573
>>550567701Embarrassing.
>>550567701Curren is hiding her powerlevel
Huh so... uma banners are overlapping?Does this mean if i pull on xoguri first i can get Dober as well?
>>550567774WHAT DOES IT MEANWHY DOES THAT MAYA IMAGE KEEP GETTING POSTED
>>550566307I need Tama wife now
>>550567823separate banners prolly
>>550567823Yes
well that career was fun but on the flip side does anyone know how much would a horse girl weight? and how much pressure can a human skull take before breaking?
Post something cute to wake up the EUbros
>>550567701Curren Chan's grip...
Fellas I gotta be real, I am getting tired of the ball RNG.
Can someone validate the witgod's Taiki ult on FR?I still haven't decide what to make for scorpio
>>550566059Not much, I spend my uma tickets for pulling first. Card tickets are for fuku/ntr banner, havent decided yet.
>>550567894I'm and in homeoffice
>>550567894
>>550567701Move aside Curren
niggers in bikini
>>550567890Real racehorses weigh 400-500kg so you're already dead
>>550568025does she have a penis?
>>550567938i have validated it
>>550567980I wanna suckl her transdick
If I like Theresa from arknights which Uma story is for me? Can one of you guys post the Uma story flowchart pickings
I'm truly ashamed to be with you people right now specifically.
so how busted is dobers ult? is it arguably a waste to train LS before shes out?
>>550567847 I WANNA RAPE HER TOO
>>550568092Wat?
>>550567370Cute wife
>>550567902balls are worse than rainbows in that it's like death by a thousand cutsdeath by a thousand single ball training turns, if thatno one wants to show up, no one wants to squad up and train togethercan't really determine when or how fast training facilities upgrade they either do or they dont
>>550568025Good night umadachis!
>>550567412tiny woman who loves you is peak.I want to pamper tiny woman and be pampered in return.
>>550568104her inherited unique misses the timing completely on scorpio, you're fine
>>550568102Popular games tend to attract a lot of underage posters
>>550568141CAN YOU SEND JAIL BAIT ?
>>550568104>is it arguably a waste to train LS before shes out?I just got plat with triple late, so I'd say no.
>>550567140You're my favorite of the sisters
>>550568115would (You)?
>>550568206I'm sure they'll go away next month>said anon after the games initial releaseGranted "the brown" is unlikely to ever vanish, but at least pre-TGA we had an alright time.
>>550567938it does work but you have to be 3rd+ so you will probably have to commit to Triple Front team
>>550568010what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
>>550568037Why are you posting a cow's tongue?
>>550568104her ult is useless for this CM so you can train aces as normal, but she's needed for the one after it
>gain skill hints>starts fucking vibratingwhy is she like this
Don't you think red shift kinda useless in scorpio? Why people recommend it?
>>550568442I don't
>>550568010>>550568331ENTER
>>550568442Always do the opposite of what /uma/ tells you.
Guten Morgähn!
>>550568472she can't get here soon enough
>>550568508the most honest uma
>>550568472Tachyonbros...
>>550568442>Don't you think red shift kinda useless in scorpio?yes>Why people recommend it?it's only usable on lates who proc it as they go pastbut you could just get 2-3 of the late race late accels instead and save your affinity
>>550568331Imagine
You are sleeping with an random Umahttps://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersNot sex or anything lewd just in the same bed innocently hugging and cuddling while drifting to bed.Odds and you will be the big spoon and evens to be the small spoon.What are the odds of both of you guys developing night owl?And yes Doto said this
>>550568472>Air Cute is HYPER smartNANI!?
>>550568508Holy shit. 1* at that too
See you later losers. Have better stuff to do.
>>550568508 kinda lame from cygames for not adding more 1 star umas to the roster
>>550568607all the canopus members are jobbers so they're 1-2*
>>550568442I'm taking it for my Taiki in case the lobby is front heavy, I'm bring fronts as well
>>550568603she has her own umalinux distro
>>550568508Twin Taabo my beloved
I wonder should I switch parent from Maru to another my Taiki.My own parent has 3x2 ura finale stars, this Maru gives 3x2 +1 2stars more ura finale. sp it's 14 in total. So it's a choice between decent chance to get shitload of stats and useless unique. But what could complement SfV in scorpio?
>>550568010>>550568331>>550568472>>550567701The White Blitzkrieg...
>>550568508CHAD turbo
>>550568668Forever Young at 1 star, trust.
>>550568597This is not my trainee... it's the girl my trainee warned me about...
>>550568734IS THIS UMAREAL!?
>>550568734@umagrok is this real
>>550568734>israelhahah what the fuck
>>550567370Open at own's risk
>>550568734truly chud horse....
>>550567714I don't either, I just like the cute Maya
>>550568727A single 3* ura proc is just a little weaker than 3x 2* ura procs. If you want the big gains you need 3* scenario sparks
>>550568887
>>550568597>Yukino beijingshe looks like the end pieces of bread
>>550568734we must secure a future for gray children
>>550568734>WHITE lightning>1488What did they mean by this?
>>550568948You forgot about the chance to proc it. That's 4 instances to proc 3 stars and 1 instance with 2 star
>>550568502Just got my krautfucker permit
am i still allowed to like mayano or will everyone call me a metaslave now
I too want more 1 and 2 * in Uma cause I suck at gambling
>>550568769>>550568821>>550568894Tama isn't alone. These are your certified chud horses
>>550569103You'll be fine
>>550569124they pretty much only add them during annis as a bonus to the anni horse.
The derby fucking sucks dude.
>>550569210
>>550569210get tikezo'd
Should I aim for 1200/800/1100/400/600 or 1200/800/900/400/800?
>>550569103Only if you have the biggest fan club title
>>550569210You come to my house and kick my dog
what's the scorpio stat check
>2 300 wit gold ships use nsm>my 500 wit doesn'tand if i fucking had 300 everyone would tell me oohh but it's your fault you'll never proc any skills that way boohooo that gold ship will never win any races like fuck off you niggers any time someone tries to talk about stats or skills in this game i can't help but scoff at the idea like yeah no fucking shit your horse is 1200/1200/1000/600/600 you know you could get like 200 more power and 600 more guts and wit this horse is SUBOPTIMAL!!!! it's suboptimal it's never gonna win any races and then 600 stamina oguri cap will win anyway none of you know shit about this game you just sit on your ass regurgitating content creator opinions at best and at worse just hallucinate shit like a 3 parameter 1 bit quant llm and i'm not mad okay i'm not i'm just fucking saying
>>550569167>the poor fags >sakura "PARK SHIN" O >opera>chud naturei never doubted....only Tachyon is surprsing.
>>550569167tamamo is the only one with blue eyes and white (grey) hair meaning she is the supreme chud commander of tracen
>>550569417bit mad innit
>>550569417witjap told you to witmax bro
>>550569439I can't take anything serious with Tamamo after learning about the micro penis
>>550569048I have a 9* ura parent and a 9* ura guest parent with dobule circle affinity that I often use. I can count on one hand how often I've gotten 4 or more ura sparks to proc during a run.
>>550569417This is why I'm not getting any Kitasan Black cards. You have to be broken inside to want to seriously compete in this silly game
where is kita
>he used goldshit and lost
I'm just excited to open card packs again and not feel like i'm getting scammed
>>550569346The usual 1.2k spd, 900+ power, 400+ wit and this time it's a 1300 sum of your stamina and guts. Maybe more guts is needed because I've been in test rooms where runaway Suzukas are built to sustain 1st and just auto-win.
What the fuck is her problem?
>>550569665IS THAT
>>550569665>toreina i think you should skip xmas oguri and pull for tamamo cross instead
>>550569685>this childShe already lost.
>>550569772gao
>>550569762I mean why would I shop for another Oguri when I already have an Oguri
As in peak.
>>550569665*rapes you*
Do you dare put it in
>>550569906Is that Double Turbo?
5 cute facts about my wife Tama-chan:-She is an umamusume!-She is the White Lightning of Naniwa!-I love her!!-Tama-chan!!!
>>550569906No one wants to fuck Duo Booster
>>550568597rollin
>>550568597I don't know who this is. Her name's Fusaichi Pandora. In her bio it says "Tail - People are afraid of how fiercely it swishes around in her sleep." which probably does not bode well for me. I'm getting night owl, she won't because apparently she buys lots of nice pillows.
>>550569969>only 4 facts
>>550569824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp-xckX1iA8
>>550568597>dooggood sleep will come to me
>>550570004almond WHOREs gyaru mom
>do all my trainee careers>do them differently to get different dialogues like winning longs with king halo or winning arima kinen with haru urara>get class 6 and stay in it>read the main storyOkay, but now what? Where's the game?
>>550570075only real tama fans see the 5th fact
>>550570171Why is your Golshi american sized?
>>550570159I'm gonna almond her eyes if you know what I mean
>>550570209Because we all want what we can't have
>>550568597I would definitely be getting the best sleep of my life. Would be very soothing to hug and she smells really nice
>>550570171Welcome to the CM grinder, fresh meat
>playing since release>acquired many great parents and barely need to borrow>balance patch constantly requiring sfv to compete as pace>pulled fatass with selectorSurely when I pull fatass 2.0 Ill no longer need to borrow taiki, right? Surely festive miracle+sfv is accel overkill and not needed...
>>550568597a pink cap is not an uma
>>550570171Jiggie is the endgame of Umamusumehttps://jiggie.fun/9hgaoVhttps://jiggie.fun/9hgaoV
>>550570349aren't you supposed to inherit certain recovery uniques to proc her unique at the right time anyways
>>550569417somehow my 500 wit cafe failed both recoveries
>>550570295the pure Curren unlike that whore Curren Chan
Talk to me about Halloween Super Creek. I'm considering either her or Doto as a 2nd pace for scorpio.
>>550570295You lucked out, she's definitely one of the comfiest.
I just realized XOguri can play late surger... I was dead set on skipping her for Dober. But since her unique only requires distance_rate>50, this can easily be a universal late-race accel+velocity+stam recov.. Shit, she can even play front and end if you spark it.
I got my tickets for the White Turf race in Feburary! Also if you wanna see horses in snowhttps://issuu.com/designterminal/docs/white_turf_st._moritz_magazin_2026 Its in English too
>>550570534Fuck off, Dumb Pigeon.
>>550570548>Golshi jobbed in the derbyso that's why she doesn't have it as a goal
>>550568320>We won a SSR ticket>Also infinity normalfagsthe game awards were a mistake
https://litter.catbox.moe/1qgoo6zb17g15hjy.mp4
>>550570787Me on the left
>slap 3 aces at the last moment>plat>actually put in the effort, train the best aces i ever made>3rd place, lose to 950 speed gold shipit's all so tiresome
>>550570787
>>550570867>put in effort>effectively investing in a slot machinethis is where you went wrong
>>550570703he can't turn left/run in tokyo at all>japan derby 5th>japan cup 15th>japan cup 10th
>>550570787I can't cum that much
>>550570943I mean if you look at it that way why even play
>>550570787me as teio
>my entire schedule fucking explodes>nothing until after new yearsat least I don't have to go out tomorrow so I can enjoy kita rerun to its fullest
>>550568306I WANNA SHARE STDS WITH HER
>>550571389Nothing will change after you get Kitasan Blackpill.
>>550571431same but everything! it will be great! a WHOLE free borrow slot!
>>550559913Why did he do it /uma/?
>>550571532>not the EGG Haru Urara
When do we get the welfare Suzuka speed?
drains your stamina
>>550571532Hatred of Taishin even stronger than hatred of Goldship
>>550571605some time after the mayano christmas banner going by release date iirc
UOOOH AGNESMY FIRST CM VICTORY Group B
>>550571614>All Seeing Eyesshe saw your willy>Murmurshe's talking shit about your willy
nigger
spechan...
>>550571614if this bitch didn't exist then medium CMs would actually be fun
>>550571702>Agnes
>>550572048yeppers
>>550570319I don't much feel like grinding slots though
>>550571876I fucked little kids under the age of 2
https://x.com/i/status/2001555548609876197
>900/800/800/350/350 uma jobs 4 times in a row in Arima Kinen so some shitma with FAR LESS stats and skillsThe RNG is too bullshit nowadays, this is too muchMight as well just remove stats and skills altogether if they aren't gonna matter
>agnes reddit
Thread’s not great rn bros
>>550570129she's an absolute demon in bed anon and I don't mean the sexy way
>>550572180It will improve if you leave.
LIVBU DAAAAA HEHE TANOSHI MIIIII
>>550571702a wins a win
>>550572180We're getting 1guyed. If there's anything years of being on 4chan has taught me it's that 1 dedicated faggot wields immense power if he's mentally ill enough. He can bring entire systems (or boards) to ruin.
I'll cast a spell to make the thread better
>>550572371I wanna decapitate you nigger
33 more days until i can umapyoi with tama...
GET SNEEDROMANNAKA MEZASEGO TO SLOPICHIBAN TE
I unironically lost to guts... my golshi dueled a non-S non-speed capped golshi and she had 20 more guts than mine... great mechanic
>>550572080UOOOH TACHYON AGNESMY NEW AIBA
>he lost to Urara card
i won libra but i don't even feel like recording this shit because longslop is so fucking boring
>>550566021>total fans not even 100mDANCHOOOOO
>Look up races for Taiki's secret event>Wonder if this or that race was selected because the real Taiki wiped out on them IRL when trying to run longer distances>Look him upjesus shit
>>550571307Because it's fun... for story-focused players and casual players. You just have to remain one of those. And if you can't then you have to give up and play a different game... or stay, and become an unhappy funder of Cygames. It's pretty simple.
This is so boringI think i'm gonna start botting
>>550572562You should just record it fully for posterity's sake, you can still seek through the video anyway
>>550572606hes literally the fucking goat of miles in japan and it's not even closethe funny thing is in his retirement race they had a fuckton of stuff prepared for when he won because they thought it was such a foregone conclusion, and he ended up losing
>>550572180Why do you people always say this whenever I start posting
>>550572723MOAR
>>550570867
is Jordan for (You)?
>>550572409Tamamo deep impregnation!
>>550570787me with my 2 waifus
>>550572921DEEP AND RAW
>>550572606"Races" under 2000m don't count, just like dirt "races". Being good at meme races is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.
>>550572723Rice HERO at it again
>>550572179>king gaylo
men only want one thing
>No Hesitant Pace ChasersDo I start over? I never made an Evil Nature before.
>>550560162Both, I have 70k now so I should be fine while rolling more in the process. Have to skip all the cards though.
>>550573135you want hesitant and flustered debuffsalso late surger savvy so all seeing eyes will hit
>>550573135Taiki is a Pace Chaserwhat do you think?
>>550573075True
>>550572606They call him the Mightiest Miler for a reason
>>550571635Anyone who took Sleeping Lion on Taishin in Libra deserved to lose in such an End Closer heavy CM anyway.
What do we think about Narita Brian? She baths in the men's side of the public baths and doesn't cover up when the trainer walks in on her undressing.
>>550560162
>>550573309why does urara stop sleeping lion? what if there is another front runner in the room
>>550573336She's really cool and I love her aesthetic and I wish I had her.
>>550573075giwtwm
>>550573418Because she'll be one extra guaranteed runner behind Taishin at the point where Sleeping Lion would proc.
>>550572723>moomoo - 1 win>WitGod - 1 win>Rednu - 2 wins>VF - 2 wins
>>550573336i wouldn't mind getting raped by her
Would you bring your oshis with you in public
>>550573418Urara solo front keeps the race bunched up, so Taishin is never "far enough behind" for Sleeping Lion to turn on.
>>550573594That's not how rape works
>>550573651so if there is another actual front in the room urara does nothing and taishin gets it off?
Thoughts on unwashed tomboy uma crotch smell?
>>550573761yeppers
>>550573665You can withhold consent to your participation in an activity that you would enjoy
>>550573761no, urara will still fall far behind enough that taishin will never get to proc lionIt's effectively -1 ace to fuck over a single uma
>>550573798stinky
>>550573798sniff
when are they adding headpatting
Isn't it ideal to design all three of the runners on your finals team to have such low speed that they can't even properly participate in the race, let alone win?
when are they adding soccer boy into the game
Post Kitasan waiting for (You) or other inu musume acting their part.
>>550573798she will NOT look like this when she's added
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT FINALLY HAPPENEDI FORGOT ABOUT AND FASTFORWARDED THROUGH A HOTSPRINGS TICKETI mean Taiki literally gave me 3 or 4 tickets before this, to the point where i lost count, but it's the fucking principle of it
Double late start and the only non late start uma gassed out. It is what is.
I failed you, Rice...I failed you...
>>550573846>>550573806who's right
This is what peak uma physique looks like.
Congrats on wasting 30k-60k carats on MLB El Condor Pasa when the banner is up in 12 hours.You are now MANT ready
>>550574268he might be >>550573846it's been a while since I played around with Taishin
>>550574268i think there's two parts to this iirc1st part is that a single urara front will slow the fuck out of the race which lets everyone conserve stamina, giving the ones that skimped the advantage2nd part is the positional stretch of the entire pack with Urara included like 100 lengths behind everyone else, fucking with the positioning requirement of Sleeping Lion
>>550574086Cute! Thanks.>>550574269My plan? >Spark Tamtam on the all uma banner>Spark Inari next yearThen I'll have the whole gang together.
>>550574341>MLB instead of 1LBcool
I am gonna flash all versions eishin, you can't stop me.
Huh? Aren't rainy days also cloudy days? Do we have sunshowers in Umamusume?
>>550574404
F-for some reason Oguri's belly is not shirking after she's done eating recently....
>>550574403but having your own front runner should counter urara?
>>550574602
does digital have any actual stakes in her career or is she just a weirdo that wins everything? i don't have her.
>>550574656a second front will not allow urara to slow the fuck out of the race, the first componentFor the second component i think she will still be able to warp the 'proportions' of where the racers are positioned on the track where 8 umas are all considered in the front 25% of the entire pack because Urara is a gorillion lengths behind them
>>550574674God I wanna pick this idiot up from under her arms and whirl her around in circles
>>550574256dumb riceyes, Urara would say this
>>550574716
>>550574856yeah and then fuck her unconscious
>>550574817i think that makes sense given this.
>>550574982What the Ogurin doing?
>>550563176HOLY SLUTTY HUMINA
>>550575087Her tolerance is strong enough to realize Tama is hitting on torena is gonna munch on her afterwards.
How stupid is playing triple ace on Medium CM
Kitasan will bless me todayEdging stops in 11 hours 58 minutes from now
>>550575565Kitasan will bless all the bwos, I know it.
Is No Stopping Me! worth getting on pace chasers, or is it strictly an end closer/late surger skill?
i literally look like thiscome to me kitasan
>>550575642I'm gonna freak if she doesn't.
>>550575913no you are brown
>>550575653If there's gonna be more pacers and fronts clogging up the lanes then NSM might actually pay dividends for pacers this time
Why are you guys falling for the Kitasan gaslight? She's weak during MANT
>thought to myself when i was still training an ace that base mayano's ult will never proc because of how this race works, why wouldn't I just use wedding mayano where she can gain velocity by overtaking a pace on the final corner?>managed to win because of thatbros... am i becoming smart?
>>550575642aaiiiiie dia jumpscare
>>550575946yea my hair is brown what of it
>>550575653There'll be more front runners this cm, so it might be worth gambling on, though it'll be more consistent if you bring your own front/oonige to trigger it off of
>>550575984base mayano's ult never procs in any race
Kita doesnt have fat tits
>>550575913
>>550575653The only real time you lose out on it is if you get promoted pace. Otherwise, it helps more than not if you run into a front, an oonigger, or go to pass other pace, promoted or otherwise. Otherwise, you're put a gamba on Head-On which is...fine, I'd try to get bother but if I could only choose one, I rather rely on NSM or even Nimble first.
SUPER CREEKSUPER CREEK
>>550575642SHE FUCKING BETTERI DIDN'T EVEN GET A COPY FROM HER BANNER
>>550576087>>550575653I have a huge issue next CM, fronts are uncatchable and theres Taiki and Daiwa who can steal the front.What do?
>>550576184I remember matching against this guy..
>>550575980>started looking at umas with lust filled eyesis it over for me?
Yeah
>>550576242You gamble.
WHERE IS THE JIGG
>>550575984base maya is a fucking gaslight>t. trained 20 base mayas before realizing wedding maya is so much easier to train for long with her speed growth and workable ult just use 3spd/2stam/riko and get another recovery from somewhere (i got fucking iron will)
>>550576119They are a decent size
I was wondering, do we have any examples of Cygames going after free fan projects like Pokemon does for example? I know they're quite protective of the Umas, but seeing the fantasy event I got the idea for an Uma dungeon crawler like the Labyrinth of Touhou games
>nobody pulled for wedding Maya>everyone has her for CM4 somehow>now anons are talking as if everyone has wedding Mayawtf
>>550576302Im already doing it with 2 debuffer and grass / ryan, everything I do feels worthless.
I've had three runs in a row with zero white sparks.
Getting a character you already have with a different outfit is a scam. We should all save our carats for Nishino Flower.
hmmmmmmmmmph!!!!!!!! i don't need kitasan black anyway!!!!!!! gununuuuuuuuuu
>>550576312do you have a problem with the Kiryuuin Family's techniques?
>>550576418I am collecting all of the Cities and you can't stop me.
>>550576418no
>>550575946It's SEA hours unfortunately
>>550576184Disqualified for illegal blocking
>>550576371Every cunnyseur should have wedding maya, next must pull cunny should be nishino flower
>>550576371>nobody pulled for the sexiest uma in global currently in a child bride costume>on 4chancome on now
>>550576119
>>550575653NSM should be universally viable. Even this/last CM(Libra) it was viable. Though you would be needing another pace or a front for it to work but it should boost your winning chances by a lot if activated
>>550576418but bwo you're nishino sweepy maya triple childbride squad for all miles and meds CMs till EoS???
I'm actually green.
>>550576369I've never heard of any cygames gacha getting a fan project but as long as it SFW it's probably fine.
>>550573573>mfw I only have 2 wins out of 6 finals toobwos, am I a fraudtuber?
>>550576682depends, are you charging people for your wrong opinion?
>>550575642Cute Kitawife!
>>550573573Did VF win with his whale Seiun tactic?
>>550576546>sexiest Uma in globalthat's Shichi and Eishin you tasteless freak
>>550576624I'm blue da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di da badee da badi
>>550576761no, I only post my wrong opinions on /uma/ and I get called out as a faggot when I do...
Can whale decks make up for shitty blue sparks? I can brute force the pinks and I can borrow some crack 9* blue/pink parent but it feels like my ace runs are ass because my own parents blue sparks at basically wasted
>>550576682Only if you have 80% WR
>>550573573I thought VF hasn't posted his results yet
>>550576575Two full handfuls...
>>550576882sometimes depends how bad your blue sparks are
>>550576858Rice would sing this
>>550576787I dont think he has played yet since nobody here has posted his results. But I hope his fraud ass gets rekt for farming wins on my comfy SEA hours
does anyone have a countdown timer to kitasan banner
>>550577025roughly 11 hours 30 mins
>>550577013I'm assuming he lost then
When did Rice posters become so horrible?
11 hours till I unfollow all the people who I got on the first week because they had MLB kitasan black and just left there
>>550576980Im talking like 1wit3spd but 7+ pink sparks kind of sparks
>>550577157>>550577157>>550577157
>>550577116Not our fault you're a faggot crybaby loser
>>550576967
>>550577163if thats your total youll definitely need to highroll more. all your parents youre using should have some sort of 3* blue and 3* pink in the legacies since you can borrow one
>>550576958he's posting his 7 winning montage SOON
>>550573904kitasan rape and paizuri
