Previous Thread: >>550569859>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>12/17 11:00 – 12/24 10:59Meru, MomijiMinoriShigure (Hot Spring)Serika (Swimsuit)>News:Christmas Livestream: https://youtube.com/live/To4kTwOHslU – 12/20 19:005th Anniversary Website: https://5th-anniversary.bluearchive.jpPatch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/609>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 12/17 11:00 – 12/24 10:59>Content:Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Outdoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 11/20 11:00 – 12/24 3:592x Commission – 12/17 4:00 – 12/24 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>12/16 After Maint – 12/23 1:59Hasumi (Swimsuit – Limited)Seia (Swimsuit – Limited)Ichika (Swimsuit – Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3302503Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/12/4th>Events:Summer Sky's Promise – 12/16 After Maint – 12/30 1:59100-Free Recruitment Event: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3302497Teatime on the Beach: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/12/teapartyMy Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myofficeSpecial Survey: https://forms.gle/4DaM3bvLkqAkvX7q9>Content:Total Assault: Hod (Urban) – 12/23 2:00 – 12/29 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 12/17 2:00 – 1/12 18:593x Bounty/Lesson – 12/15 19:00 – 12/22 18:592x Account EXP – 12/19 19:00 – 12/21 18:593x Normal – 12/22 19:00 – 12/26 18:592x Account EXP – 12/26 19:00 – 12/28 18:59
*pees on your vtubers and streamers*
coom in Nozoom.
Drinking Peebuki's Ibupee
STOP WITH THE PENISES
Never had tea, but the correct option is>Milk first>Then cereal
i'm not that big
>>550581223Before you get banne again, please answer.What do you use to make these, anon?
I think the streamers are gonna get at least some of the sponsor money anyway
>>550581223BRO???
>>550581286Seia firstDrinking seia's mklk tea
>>550581223I'm not that trimmed
>>550581223My POV.
>>550581178she raped me
>>550581176c-can you pee on my too?
>The tea party has multiple yachts>Meanwhile the rabbit platoon is making Boot Soup to not starve in the winteryou know, maybe Minori was right all along
>>550581520Rabbits choose the hobo life
No...
>>550581520The Tea Party is not responsible for the riffraff of Kivotos.
>>550581520Maybe the rabbits should go get a job at valk.
>>550581520no shit?
>>550581608Or rob a bank
>>550581223Sensei wouldn't do this...
WE did it reddit, we saved the blue archive
>>550581695>implying Sensei has a choicewhether you want it or not, this is what happens when you spend $200 on pakeji in a month
@Hifumi is this true
>>550581841LMAO
>>550581795But who will save /bag/?
Sensei you absolute retardThey are BULLETPROOF., Mika could probably tank artillery by herself. The fuck you mean ""shielding""
Why hire streams when the best one is already in the game?
>>550581292It's grok. Everybody uses grok for easy porn animations, unless you want to make your own 5090 to install a model.
>>550581893I thought and clicked the same thing. If anything someone should shield (You) (Sensei)
>>550581893I can't let these invincible demigod children get one scratch on them. My fleshy Sensei body will do the trick.
>>550581893It's a man thing, you wouldn't understand.
>>550581917YEAH ELON
>>550581878(you)
>>550581893your a man anon you are duty bound to protect the nearest (fertile) female
>>550581917>Still does accordion dick during penetration.Soon...
>>550581893yeah, why would someone who has a universal "nuh uh" artifact on him all times try to save children from a collapsed building?
well /bag/, what lessons did we learn today?nexon backtracked but them doing this idea in the first place is a sign of disconnect with the playersthis screams corporate desperation and when combined with shit like battlepasses, you can easily see the full picture. we do not have easy times ahead.
>>550581893You're also bulletproof unless Arona is too busy stuffing herself with her hard-earned pyros to bend the bullets
Did Ichika and the dumb train event left such an impact on Kasumi that she's somehow super special to her
>>550581893I'm a man. It's what I do.
>>550582120
>>550581893>They are BULLETPROOFYou sound like a real limp dick faggot right now, you know that? It doesn't matter if they are bulletproof or not, they are your students and you protect them no matter what.
>first run, Kaiten which was cleared by pulling into a one shot after buffing and bigifying Iori>second run Akemi, bigify Mika twice just to make number go highSo are bosses basically just a check for not being dumb enough to get rid of the knitting cards to pull the bosses.Feels like you're better off skipping 90% of cards as nearly everything besides ramp and card draw is way too slow.
>>550582130Yeah, she clearly thinks Ichika is cool. Plus she's an easy target to mess with, and wants to see her let loseThey're also leaning into the Batman/Joker joke.
sensei it is imperative we share a tent
>>550581683>rob a bankSorry rabbit squad are not corrupt police.
>>550582120Should have known something was wrong when their staff committed a coup and tried to make red archive.
>>550581917Damn, so you can feed it regular lewd fanart and animate it?
How do I make one of these?
>>550582184NO WE ARE DOOMED DON'T YOU SEE
>>550581912Self promotion?
>550582270Jesus fucking Christ.
Mitcher SEX
>>550582231I'm already sharing it with Kasumi and Megu. Please head back to your own.
>>550582268Yes, just need to bypass its filters.
>>550582223I guess that's understandable. I thought that event started promising but the climax of Ichika one shotting everyone was kind of lame.
>>550582120battle pass wasn't started by global thoughThe streamer fiasco is on the global team. They probably had one of the higher-ups go "if Uma could do it, we can try too. We've got a marketing budget of around $80,000, give me your best ideas"
>>550581893I did it as an excuse to grope them.
when was the last baggot cock post
>>550582130No, it was mainly Ichika's confession about wanting to help Mika. Kasumi's shtick is she feels a personal debt/need to help Megu that is her true hidden motivation, so Ichika in that moment became her peer. The train incident just put her on her radar as somebody that seemed fun to tease.
>>550581520who DOESN'T have multiple yachts?
>>550582370In fairness, she just one shot Kasumi. Iori took an anti tank shell to the chest before getting heem'd
>>550581893yeah but they are not falling rubble-proof, just look at the moi, hina after the train, most students during arius raid, apparently they are weak to birds and bears as well
Will she come visit again this year?
>posting in a hasumi generalFUCK ME, I'VE BEEN COMPLETELY BAMBOOZED
Um, actually they love me, thank you very much.
Absolute victory, we will never die.
>>550582651Get fat birbed.
>>550581893
>>550582651well it does seem like...this is...a Hasumi general
>>550582465Megu noticed Ichika in the wrestling scene, she said "oh aren't you the trinity girl the president talked about?" or something like that. >>550582496Oh maybe, I only read the first run and didn't re read it when it was reran so it's been a while. I just really remember the final confrontation of Ichika getting angry and everything's immediately solved.
Jumby my beloved...
>>550581139Don't forget to claim the daily rewards from "Teatime on the Beach" and "My Office"
>>550582679Wait, the devs love her now?
>>550582543You'd be weak to a mecha bear too.
>>550582697what does the nipponese say?
i want flat, not wide
>>550582838they threw a grenade into mika's room
I want Makoto and Ibuki to show up during the ninja event. Please.
>>550582856She is the hottest shanhyakoran
https://twitter.com/_meliach/status/2001586059961078069
>>550582793Well I was talking about them cancelling the thing but if they give Iroha stuff the game will be better than it’s ever been.
>Gameplay guide (1/25)oh blyat
>>550581841She need to pay the friend fee first
>>550582465>Kasumi's shtick is she feels a personal debt/need to help Megu that is her true hidden motivationanywhere i can read their backstory? is it in their club side story where i need to own one of them to unlock?
>>550582984Waiting for the Miyako pajama alt, or even the dress alt
>>550583003Just out of curiosity Irohanon, what would be the ideal Iroha alt for you
Let's beat Neru
A brother of mine mentioned that it is very possible that the devs initially invited solely Ironmouse who ACTUALLY likes the game through and through but then she decided to invite her pals who uh... well...It makes sense. The devs can't be THAT retarded. Plus they were REALLY ready to whip out that "yeah this fuckfest is closed" message.
>>550582823maki's halo looks wrong and there are a lot of weird lines, looks like slop
>>550583041It's just Slay the Spire though
>>550583041i jump to the game without reading the guide and still managed to reach 3-7. but maybe not all of you likes card game
We love Cancel Culture here
>>550582694I need this
>>550583143with yugiohI don't know yugioh
>>550583082Dress Iroha would be the best thing ever
>>550581139go hasumi general go
>>550583143I was filtered by A19. It's over.
>>550583126Who asked.
>>550583160Need what?
>>550583113Ironmouse was one of the worst picks there other than Connor. She has never had a firm stance on loli so her community is clearly going to be mixed. She also keeps trying to appease the LA streamers when they spit on vtuber culture or lolis. It makes sense when you realise she doesn't really partake in vtuber culture and is just a fleshtuber with an avatar
>>550581841Nagi...
>>550583257
>people running guides or meta shits for the minigamenigga I ran through the minigame like a headless chicken in JP and still cleared it
>>550583269see that view when I wake up every day
>wake up>the twitch shitshow is cancelled lol, lmao even. someone definitely got fired, this didn't even last an entire work shift
The new lineup of BA content creators should be>Moistcrytical>Asmongold>Tyler1>Knekro
>>550582243Robbing Kaiser is a moral duty
>>550583143its slay the spire (combat and map),MTG (create, artifact, sorcery),vanguard ( only main unit can attack),wixoss (waifu bait) and pokemon (energy bullshit)
>>550583113Unironically, max0r would have been a better streamer than anyone on the list if you're talking ironmouse adjacent. Hell, just funding a video, not even BA, just jam in higher ratios of BA music.
>>550583041Don't overbloat your deck and you'll be fine. Try to stack characters with the same faction. Also, I feel like equipment is too slow to play and doesn't provide enough utility for how bothersome it is to use, but I may be wrong about that one
Ayame... Ayame would stream BA on Twitch...
>>550583065anyone please?
>>550583442max0r actually plays and enjoys BA so that's already a step in the right direction.
Did anyone get Survey Participation Reward?
>>550583514Should've posted a pregnant Kasumi. Now I don't wanna help.
Well, apparently that former Syrian dictator Assad is busy playing games, let's sponsor him. That's gotta be good
The influencer campaign situation is crazy
>>550583569I genuinely wonder what the plan was for the original 4 considering that they almost certainly don't play the game and as such don't know about any of the characters
5 Zinger boxes or a Battle pass?
>>550583465my favorite comatuber would never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgiyWGyJcIc
>>550583041I got to part 14 and said fuck it, I'll wing it.
>>550583652Where the fuck is a zinger box only 4-5 dollars?
>>550583652Send those 5 zingers to me and I'll give you the answer
>>550583319Hope you aren't that dumbass from back then who I had to help with the minigame because he was too stupid and is now pretending to be smart
>>550583390I'd like to believe when the announcement of who was picked to stream was first released everyone in the community gave their sassiest "oh hell no".
>>550583065Yes
>>550583652
>>550583442>>550583569IIRC he once said that he has no plans of ever making a Blue Archive video because it's gameplay isn't well-suited to his kind of content.
>>550581139where are the helpful anons? how am i supposed to tell if this is a Hasumi general?
>>550583964Well yeah, it's a chibi auto battery. There's no action to really be had.
>>550583636They bring large numbers and an untouched audience. In theory, that's what exactly you want for an advertisement, to break into new ground and get a lot more players. But the marketing team didn't do enough research and chose people almost diametrically opposed to BA, so it backfired.
>>548401026 Made a correction since someone pointed out it was mentioned that Prenguin wrote Code: BOX. From what I understood, POIst was supposed to write Code: BOX but Prenguin became in charge of writing it because POIst took over for Prenguin for Secret Midnight Party.I hope I didn't miss anything else.
>>550583404>create
>>550583964He's right and neither is the story. In a way it's a good way of filtering content creators out of the game
oh wise /bag/, why does kokona have white eyes now?
>>550583269bubbling has to be top 5 funniest shit ever
>>550584026Okay but who wants to read a story starting at the most recent chapter? Sounds retarded no matter how you slice it
>>550583786No clue who that guy is but he sounds like a total dunce
>>550583964Him putting in a gazillion OSTs and meme references does more to market BA than any streamer will. See the Helldivers video.
>>550583813Within an hour of the announcement it was literally dozens of replies and quotes, not a single one of them positive so yeah basically. The fact that they tweeted out this cancellation between midnight and 3am American time really says a lot.
no i don't want Max0r (he/him) anywhere near my game
Is the discord event over?
>>550584330what discord event?
So it turns out Nexon does in fact suck at marketing lmao.
>>550583514It should be in group stories. Think you need to have the students in order to unlock the story, so you need Megu and Kasumi.
>>550584381https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3218&thread=3274080
>>550584330It's until 22nd, I think
>>550584415Anyone from the Maplestory days could have told you that.
>>550584483There was a large melty yesterday when this was pointed out. They better have yostar on the phone right now for RX publishing
Oh fuck, I can tell I'm gonna love this card game. I'm dumping all of my AP into 12 for the rest of the week.
>>550584330No. Hmm, I wonder if we should add the link to the OP. Just in case someone bakes the next thread, add it below "Special Survey"Discord Quest Event: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3274080
>>550584447I don't see it in available quests. I had to install their retarded client just for this.
>>550584439damn, thanks. nearly missed it.
I want to say I liked this event but man, I really wish that all the Gehenna shit could have been replaced with Nagisa content.This event has made me a little more racist of Gehenna, they tried the whole "Are they really that bad?" and yeah, yeah they are.Wish that Gehenna don't get shit next year and if they do make it a Hina event to screw them over even more.Nagisa still best girl like always.
>>550584709You might need a VPN depending on which country you're from
Mu canon wife Fuuka...
>>550584865>Mu
Blue Archive doesn't need to be promotedthe IP already has huge cultural relevance comparable to Genshin and is instantly recognizable by anyone isn't a complete normalfag.what it really needs is a new fucking game that doesn't look like it's 10 years old, nobody will look at PNGslop with chibis and decide that's the game they wanna play when all the competition nowadays are releasing fully 3D games.
>>550584865Mu cannon? I don't think there's a weapon like that in BA. Is this some Deca stuff?
>>550583296Posting true end
>>550584625>>550584439i have been on invisible mode ever since i made this account 5 years ago and never use rich presence, disabled all data collecting and customization as well and i don't think i know how to set that on lol, but i can't say no to free stuff.
>>550584938All of this promotion is just a dry run for the launch of BA2
Buy your studentwife a christmas present
>>550585064Discord still collects data about what games you play.
>>550585142I'm short on money
Nagisa, summon the job application.
>>550585061Why am I like this
>>550585232
>>550585061why did this give me tears of joy? this fucking game and the fan content makes me express things when i'm usually a stone cold stoic, what kind of autism is that
>Influencers what?>I'll just ignore it.>Influencers cancelled?>I'll just ignore it anyway.Did it last as long as south korea's coup? Assuming anons even remember that actually happened.
a Blue Archive shooter would rape the marketNexon is literally wasting money
Yostar will be the saviours of Blue Archive in advertisement for a long time lmaoooooo
>>550585295The coup lasted for 2 hours. How long was the tweet up before it got cancelled?
>>550585295Think it barely lasted longer.
>>550585446makes the "coup" all the more pathetic to be desu
>>550585142I would but they aren't released for global yet.
>>550584439>Not availableSucks living in cuck country.
Yoon status?Kaya status?
>>550585495Use a VPN
>>550584613Go back.
>>550585294me when reading Hiyori valentine story(i don't even cry at my father funeral)
>>550585260I want a job where I become Nagi's chair 24/7
>>550585546Mersault-Sensei...
Wait they actually cancelled the thing?I Wonder how their email exchange went
>>550581893>Sensei you absolute retardI am useless. I contribute nothing to the battles, my life is less important than a 1hp drop from my students.
Hikari
>>550585614you forgot something
>>550585538>game that wants female audience hires vtubers with female audienceAlready doing a better job than Nexon at knowing their audience. You do know Yostar does the BA livestreams too, right?
>>550585523Guess it works since it let me accept it. I'll have to use tun mode to actually progress it later, I guess.
hikari
>>550585061cute & based
>>550585538>Go backYostar publishes this game lmao
>>550584938would you like the GF2 treatment? I think motion cap is cringe most of the times. voice actors aren't capable of acting with their bodies as well so you end up with girly moves on a tomboy character. I would like to keep the chibis if possible but I don't think that's something the average audience likes
>>550585789Do people not just hire mocap specialists? It's probably far cheaper to get a few people in to mocap the whole cast for a couple of days rather than trying to get every VA in to do it.
>they're still talking about e-celebs in this thread
>>550585614you should use a proper demotivational template next time. this isn't quite what I was expecting and remembered
Cm Arcie is not a eceleb
>>550585887Nexon's fault for bringing it up in the first place
>ran out of AP due to event farming I guess I'll read the vol 3 then...
>>550585882I am basing this assumption on the shorts they release on youtube. It looks like it's the VA moving (see ninja shorts) but I might be wrong
>>550585948the ones involved is one thing but bringing up more literal whos?
>>550586015No VA is flexible enough for that shit.Always assume mocaps are made from a 3rd party, Yostar's shorts are no different.
>>550585664>game that wants female audiencesora is a yurige?
anime girl mocap is mostly done by men you better remember this
>>550581520Tea party and Trinity are not responsible for the disastrous closure of SRT Special Academy and the (lack of) welfare of students in other districts.
The random limited ticket's kind of expensive isn't it? I'd buy it without question for $19, $25 at most, but $32 is a bit much. That's a whole 2, almost 3 zinger boxes...
>>550585238Because Nagisa's panties.
>>550582838"I wrote in Japanese so the dirty EOP gaijins wouldn't read it."
>>550586015you've been watching old men bouncing their butts against each other
>>550586103you can play as a female and flirt with other girls so I guess
Come join the party!>>>/vt/107779249>>>/vt/107776641
>>550586164that's like 20 costco hotdogs
>>550586201Yeah, and one of those old men? It's me.
>>550585664>>550585772The reply was towards the subtle begging for Yostar to publish RX. Ask Yostar to make their own RX.>They better have yostar on the phone right now for RX publishing
>lost to coconut>lost to barrel bomb>lost to journalistsgame is hard
>>550586164It's only good value for newfags with barely any limited.
>>550586247why is /vt/ such a cesspit?
>>550584865>SweatyWasted.
>>550586280>lost to a literal "enemy" that HEALS YOU????? how
>>550583289I believe those are what lead her to invite her pals.>>550583442But yes, max0r would be awesome.
>>550586331It's a containment board. Of course it's a cesspit.
I would be so happy if I didn't have those yet.
>>550586280what's your build?
There was sRenge in my rooster when I woke up. I don't remember pulling her before going to bed
>>550586274Yes I want the company that does a good job of marketing Blue Archive to market the new game over Nexon who does not do a good job. They should stick to making the games
>>550586331Blame the corpo drones. It's basically a psywar battleground between corposhills, so you'll always find posts specifically intended to make a certain someone/group look bad, in hope that the other side can farm reps.
>>550586406Gonna cry?
>just beat Tiph on stage 24 by borrowing someone's MikaI feel like a cheater
So they were going to get a bunch of normie 'influencers' who shit on loli in the past to shill the event with the loli fox sex goddess?
>>550586436it was probably inside a random blue envelope you skipped, that happened to me and missed her introduction...
>>550586280They seriously need to make a minigame pack for archived events, some of these are really good.
>>550586504That's a child.
>>550586457You don't even know what RX is about.
>>550586436You're hardwired to ignore 2* students, so she slipped by.
> Xitter screenshot[-]
Rio has to be in her 20's at least. Isn't she an adult too?
>>550581520>Millenium has the budget to build multiple super robots, an army of smaller ones, a hightech megacity, and still function normally>Abydos gets destroyed by duststorms while its corpse is raped by megacorposlife isn't fair, buddy
>>550586406give them to me then, I don't have either of those
>>550586525oh, I seeI forget yellow and blue pulls exist sometimes
>>550586543Neither. I'd prefer to be with Yuuka.
>>550586621Says who?
>>550586504>normie
More special dangles when?
>>550586572It's about community and living together in the world. I'm excited for it honestly
>>550586543Left, but I'd rather be with Izuna.
>>550586673How can a high school student have boobs that big
I need something like this
>>550586543left but add Nozoom and the other pair of twins in there too
>>550586504Not anymore we're not
>>550586624they relied on the oasis which suddenly dried, i hope they break the status quo and explain how that giant ass lake witha festival and all dried and then make an event where the water comes back and you do the festival
>>550586621click on her character profile 17 is old as hell, thank god she's tall at least
>>550586348Played the game blind and didn't know it's gimmick. First time fighting it, I had Hina as the front attacker, with just 1 attack spread damage. Big dumb.
Go to work
>>550586558out of 10
>>550586835She's lying. She's a college student in her 20's and working on her capstone class for graduation.
>>550586436I wish I had sRenge on my rooster
Hey /bag/, I can already pull for Seia right? When is the free pull ticket be distributed?
>>550585523>>550584818VPN did work. Though I had to re-login before the quest progress started.
>>550586543>rightdogshit line up saved by Saki
>>550586121You're stuck in 2008?
>>550586473I could. I don't know when I'll be lucky enough to get two pink envelopes again.>>550586628How do I transfer a student to other sensei? I only know the assistant.It would be great if we could give gift eligmas to our friends. Like 10 of some student you have per week/month
>>550586703Elaborate. How's it about community and living together in the world? With who?
>>550586846I don't know what this card does
>>550586936Why her foot so long
>>550587028foreshortening
>install groomcord for the pyros>notice it launches on startup>take a look at startup app list>not therebros?
>>550581893They can still feel pain
>>550587010This is what Kim has told us. He has also said it's a old game genre that was popular in the past but isn't popular anymore
>>550587020You see, this magic card when activated on the field allows me to take the card that is on top of my deck and place it into my hand, to be used as if I had drawn it in the draw phase. Additionally, I must then also take the new top card of my deck and place it in my hand in the same fashion, in this way I have taken two cards from the top of my deck and added them to my hand to be used whenever.
>>550587028it really isn't
>>550586479I did stage 24 without even borrowing anyone kek. that was really easy
>>550587084have you tried Update exe?>>550587115no way, a fucking RTS?
>>550586937first 4 days - 10, last 3 days before next banner - 20.
>>550587084click on the gear and scroll to windows settings, it's like 2/3 down the lsit
What's this expression trying to convey
>>550586996>How do I transfer a student to other sensei? I only know the assistant.you can't, unfortunately. if you could do that you bet your ass everyone would be making alt accounts just to give all students to their main (I know I would)
How many streamers careers have you destroyed /bag/?Aren't you ashamed?
>>550587246Flustered
>>550587115I know that's what he said. I want to know if you at least know the setting of the game or anything concrete like the role of the player.
>>550587164I'm level 47 kek, that's why I feel like I didn't really beat it
>>550586937today's reset gives 10 pulls, next 3 resets will give 20
kiki
>>550587320oh right, nevermind then, good job Sensei
>>550586624>life isnt fairabydos students get powerups from being mindbroken anon
>>550587268If anything this will give those streamers content for the next few weeks. It has helped their careers.
>>550587246she tasted your shirako
>>550586937Read the OP
>>550587268At least those 4 deserve the worst. Even everyone in /vt/ know they're the worst since day 1.
Which school is this jew student from?
>spend 2 hours clearing out Momos>get to the bottom of the list>close window>red number is higher than when I startedhaha...
>stunk up their reply's in the original announcement getting a shit ton of views on Xitter>deleted and dogeza'dI'm a bit proud of having been part of this. I love Blue Archive so god damn much.
>>550587351does she do delivery services? more specifically delivering her pussy to my cock
>>550587406yeah, but they get mindbroken
holy shit, summoning JDF mobs saved my ass against return of perozilla. I kneel to random targeting
Aggiefags don't forget to collect your clippy points
>>550586624To be fair, if Abydos weren't raped by debt, then Dictator Ayane would take over the world.
Hina should sit on my lap again
>>550587450>he doesn't know the Yudweh School of Banking
This is your fault, you know? You can't be le epic gatekeep community and then not financially support the game. Nexon wouldn't be looking for more global players if you all bought more pakeji. Luckily there are many new and affordable ones on sale right now.
>>550587503Thank you green momoi
>>550587476https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7vxQz4WrHU
>>550587454slut..
>>550587503My what?
>40k gemsWill I be able to get Seia, Hasumi, and D. Hina?
>>550587541Arona is so fucking cute when she's this close. I wanna kiss her.
>>550587541I spent 60 yuros on gifts for my wife. that's enoguh for a stream I think
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>550587541maybe if they made hina sex game or seia sex game in DLsite aside from ASMR they would make 3-5$ million per student
>>550587470>vtubers get paid to do nothing and their fans now have a negative opinion of the gameWe did it reddit
>>550586624I always chortle at that>rio embezzled funds>okay what to build a robot or a personal skyscraper or something>to build an entire city!>wtf!
>>550586846>>550587020>>550587149i've never understood this meme
>>550587640the shop coin thingyou can ignore this if you don't use csp
>>550587706I wish I got Niya...
>>550587667
>>550585593>As per clause 29 of the contract, Nexon global inc Korea is exercising their right to unilaterally terminate the sponsorship agreement Then maybe the market liasons sent another email saying sorry bro then got scolded by legal again
>>550586682Hopefully next week.
>>550587739old /tg/ meme
>>550587729Makoto is not so bad, considering that she commissioned a skyscraper, the legal way
Is there like an image version of this I can't be assed to read and I can only identify students through their portraits
>>550587739It's a meme from the show. It was card that was used commonly, but it had to be explained every single time.
>>550587665yes.
>>550587470How many do you reckon called John Nexon a stinky dirty filthy porchmonkey coon nigger?
>>550587725>their fans now have a negative opinion of the gameI just said I was proud dude. No need to make me feel even better.
>>550587884Yeah this is really a bad idea. Not even FGO is this dumb.
>>550587918Yeah bro I love it when my server closes because people don't play in it.
>>550586023nta, but drama is exciting
>>550587884Seconding this, I've tried to look up this on wiki but the banners there only redirect you to the student's page
>>550581893That because I will protect my princess, no matter how strong she is
>>550587923My wife and my daughter
What kind of sensei can't name every single one of his students?
>>550587996Yeah bro, I also love [thing that isn't happening]
>>550587996JP only games are the ultimate gatekeep actually
Which steam pakeji is best value?
>>550587884Get to know your students before paying real money
>>550587996Kneel, monkey.
>>550587884I'm gonna rape you
>>550587884Yeah in the Japanese client
Thank God Yostar calls the shots from Japan and not Nexon.
>>550588084Yeah bro Nexon is just wasting money for no reason. They don't need more players, they just love burning cash
Ichika gf doko?
>>550587996damn this nigga so pissy, he must be a fan of one of those streamers (probably ironmouse)
>>550588115Whichever has stuff you want. Outside of monthlies and selector tickets value becomes debatable.
>>550588196I wish Yostar was never involved with my main, Arknights...
why is he is so angry?
floor 49 done, no borrow
>>550588197See you at the next fes when the servers are still in no danger of shutting down.
>>550588115the PC bundles are pretty weakselector > new sensei 500x3 > random limited (if new) > regular monthlies > guaranteed 3* > PC exclusives
>>550588367Because of (You)!
this vtumor shit gets seriousbe prepared to die for it
>Yostar Global fucks things up constantly>Nexon Global fucks things up constantlyI am NOOOTICING a trend here.
>>550587725They only got cancellation fee though
They should have went ahead with the streams. Maybe we would have gained some players, while the streamers (except for the vtuber) would have lost viewers for streaming a game for pedophiles (yes this how normalfags view this game)
Save her
>>550588367He's brown
>>550588509Sex with killing machines
Is that the reason why BA only had 2 crossover events so far?
>>550588410JP server will be fine. Global though, we will se
>>550588215I want her to beat me the fuck up until I'm barely alive
>>550588485And thats assuming any of these e-celeb retards are smart enough or have enough leverage to have that clause put in the contract in the first place.If i was drafting the doc I'd just have unilateral termination power for Nexon in there like with most services (Google reserves all rights to.... etc etc)
>>550588367the narrative he was gonna use for the next few weeks just went up in smoke is why
>>550587606HnnnnnHina flatina
>>550588594We need no more collabs. I want more precious students.
>>550587264Just a joke、 アメリカンジョーク。But it would be nice to be able to share more things with friends. Just exchanging credits and students is kind of boring.
>>550588639whats wrong with you...
>>550588194I'd eat her period
>>550582697tanked btw
>>550588671Unironically, Nexon's past infamy might be our saving grace in this farce
>>550588594I have a schizo theory that we were supposed to have a collab in September, but something happened and they axed it at the last moment.
>I would like the game that I play to be less successful and make less moneyDon't understand the mentality honestly. Males aren't going to magically appear in the game if more people start playing
>>550587706Ohhhh. That's nice. I also got with 30 pulls.I don't know if I should skip Hasumi or spark.
>>550584938Open world slop is garbage. BA has better gameplay and graphics than them. We wouldn’t have the actual art if it wasn’t VN style.
why is she like this?
>>550587884There's one on the wiki or you can search for limited students on the database (minus Seia, Asuna Seifuku, Hikari and Nozomi)
>>550588903Unless you're a shareholder, you shouldn't care about Nexon's bottom line past the game making enough money to survive.
>>550588850why you think that?
>>550589053because she wants this
>>550589074GOOD GRIEF
>>550588903That's the reality of the game there are less players and decreasing revenue but not to the point it'll die unless they bring another sensei or male character close to the students
>>550588850With Bocchi.Too bad the author is a fucking schizo.
feels like these nigga who struggled nin card game are also the same nigga who complained about the new captcha
big nips
>>550589074SEX and Kayoko is there too i guess
>>550589204I want smeg to lick off my smegma
>>550588903Blue Archive is already successful and popular with who it needs to be. You don’t want it to be popular with the genshin crowd. That’s how it becomes something awful, even if only in localization. I want the game I play to stay the game I love.
>>550589204
>>550589203Honestly they should up the difficulty on captcha, rip off questions from IQ test or something
>>550589347Thanks for reminding me about her flamethrower's name
>>550589204big tits
>>550589404THIS KONGHAS A FUNNY FACE
>>550589138BA barely registers on the revenue sheet anyways with the exception being JP line items. And has been like that for its entire life. The real Nexon money maker is DnF, especially in China.
I've just heard Azusa's voice for the first time while playing the card game and I didn't expect her to sound like thatShe sounds normal
>>550589203I just don't like the slider
>>550589667She's voiced by Risa Taneda. Aka Yui from Priconne.
Who orders barbecue to a beach instead of buying it beforehand?
>>550589191Would that work?
>>550589768girls can't grill, especially lazy rich girls who get everything done by them
Holy shit fucking based get fucked Ironlung
/bag/, say it with me:I won't fall for gookAkos' ragebaitno matter how genuinely retarded they sound
>>550589632my beloved and her comedic sidekicks
>>550588903They said the same thing about comics btw>we already have the male audience now let's appeal to women and fagsnow superman is getting fucked in the ass, spiderman is cucked to oblivion, and cap america is a nazi
>>550589746Too big.
>>550589716to bite the ears during sex
>>550589916I will respond to dumb gookako posts, especially when they are obvious ragebaitDid I do it right?
>>550589768Rich girls
And when was the last time you ordered a zinger box?
>>550590096NO
>>550590118Never cause I'm not fat like you.
>>550589850>girls can't grillAre you sure about that?
>>550590134Oh, whoops.>>550590118I spend my zinger box money on pakeji.
Ichika is a fucking narc
I would just like to point out that the OPs for the past few days have been:1 group4 Hasumi3 Megu3 Kasumi2 Seia1 Ichika1 Nagisa1 Ibuki cosplaying as Seia1 Semi group (Hasumi, Kasumi, Megu, Koharu, Hinata)
Seia status?Hasumi status?
>>550590041can't blame ichika for that
>>550588903>>550589506The lack of mainstream appeal isn't the problem with the game anyways.The problem is they never really recovered from the attempted coup.Swimsuit Seia is nice and all but they really need to start innovating and putting in some effort on the content and gameplay side. At least get the story side of things going.
>>550590220that's the cat princess...
>>550590007Very common symptom of capitalism these days. You need to grow your profits because... reasons. So you therefore must try to appeal to the widest audience possible, even if the casual audience will never spend much money on your products and you alienate your core audience in the process.
>>550590293it's time
>>550590272JP Spiderman must have been wild
>>550590220but that's cat grill friend..?
>>550590220that's clearly a cat
>>550586303I have only 1 of those characters and still I'm dreading the possibility of a dupe for that price. I'd probably stop playing if it happened so I won't risk buying this scam.
>>550590309me on the right
>>550590460Then don't, just buy the selector. I also won't buy it cause I need less RNG in my life.
>>550590293>1 IchikaOnly 1? Time to fix that
>>550590414?Idon't get it
>>550590293Yeah the guy who makes the OPs hates Mika
We are all waiting for our one hundred rolls right?
>>550590220why is she torching it?
>>550590460bring her home anon :)
I love my wife
Being a responsible adult and such aside, would (You) be able to help your students with normal high-school curriculum problems?
>>550590309me on the left
>>550588903I kind of wanted to see the /r/anime streamers react to Kasumi and Seia's slutty swimsuits. Watching them squirm and try and be positive about it would've been funny.
>>550590580yes but I'm internally seething at my friend who luckrolled both sSeia and sHasumi on his first roll right after maintenance
>>550590337Or just do Pandemonium events. That’s what I mostly see JP complaining about.
You guys have friends?
Super Mutsuki 64 was pretty fun, I hope more unc games get some BA mod treatment.
>>550590554Don't bother replying to the shitposter, he's trying really hard to find new shitposting material now that the shitty Twitch event was canceled and his concernposting isn't giving him enough (You)s
>>550590707I haven't been in High School for 13 years. None of that shit mattered so I'll teach them real stuff they need to know.
>>550590924I'm my own best friend
>>550590964>I'll teach them real stuff they need to know.exactly. for example: sex ed
>>550588093Post your Im@s acc.
>>550581139HASUMI SEXOOOOOOOOOO
Saar.... our ammo... we have nothing to get izzat from /bag/.... saar please....
I have literally 0 girls in the unique pool but I'm still not buying the ticket, 30 bucks for s.mashiro or b.kazusa would just piss me off too much
>>550590964>so I'll teach them real stuff they need to know.glancing at your thumbnail, for a moment I thought you were talking about cooking meth
Is there any point in playing the card game again if you've full cleared it once?
>>550591174fun
>>550591174funto get all the interactions
>>550590460I don't think it's that bad. You get 100 eligmas if it's a duplicate. Last Blue Fes, I got a duplicate Miyako.
>>550591174No. You can just sweep for 2000 currencies.It's fun and has a bunch of interaction though.
coom in doomrope in hope
>>550590707I could help them.Math I would have to learn alongside them again but I'd get it. I'd have trouble in Science class for Chemical studies and Physics though.The only thing in my country that I quite sucked at school was essentially at being unnecessarily verbose in writing. I was a History ace for most of my school time but once it got to the last years I was graded mediocre because Girls and some dudes got incredibly good at writing shotgun answers hitting everything and pleasing teachers this way, while I answered with shorter precise writing thus giving me lower grades.School was and is a scam here.
>>550591174just for fun basically. you won't get better rewards for manually clearing again so if you're not interested in seeing all the bosses or interactions you can sweep
they both came home... but now i don't know on what banner to spend the rest of the free pulls on
>funWe don't have that here in /bag/Fuck you
>>550591174For fun? I mean, once you're done, all that's left is to sweep for the rewards and buy whatever you need from the store
>>550591313>herethat's everywhere t b h
>>550591337I'd spend them on Seia dupes personally. she kinda needs UE40+ for survivability
>>550591337sSeianormally you'd spend it on the DPS but sHasumi isn't really used and sSeia could really use the extra survivability and the increased healing
>>550590580No, I already got Seia and Hasumi with 40 pulls. I'm now wondering whether to spark or save 12k pyro.
its temptiiiiing
>>550591461>>550591504gotcha
>>550590707I could but I feel like the years made me too much of a cynic and be hard on them. I'm already feeling like I'm expecting too much from a subordinate and unintentionally raise my voice.
Go on, roll, see what happens next
guh
>>550591225>>550591258>>550591295>>550591332>>550591423It was pretty easy and that was before I unlocked most of the perks but I had Nagi and Mika which seemed broken as fuck. Maybe ill run it again for fun. I was just curious if I was missing out on something by sweeping.
>>550591637FUCK YOU IM NOT DOIMG THAT
>>55059133770 rolls down the drain and still no sSeia or sHasumi. I just hope I can get them both but it's looking grim...
>>550591679Supposedly you can replay it to meet all the characters but those dialogues don't get saved anywhere apparently.
>>550591679You missed out on S.Hina and a whole bunch of other students to be recruitable.
>>550590707YesI unironically think I would be a good sensei aside from the fact that I would never stop trying to impregnate my students
>>550591458I only have one life and anime/fiction as references so I can't confirm if it is everywhere. I simply despised my school time in latter years where my grades tanked because WORDS WORDS WORDS counted far more than simply proving I know my shit around the subject matter.It was always a "You're right in your answer but you didn't write enough about it" matter. Fuck Schools like that.
>>550591679I did it without Nagi or Mika kek. Tsurugi carried against the last boss unironically, I only had her alive and she did really well
>>550590707Yes I'm confident in schoolwork. Been at it for a long time. I just hope I can get along with them and they like me.
>>550582184This seia is really cute. Who drew it
some people shouldn't be allowed to draw
https://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYhttps://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYhttps://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYThe Christmas aggie is still up, come decorate the Christmas tree, /bag/
https://x.com/i/status/2001564521480229363Let me give yall the TL:DR of this situation, actually hilarious: >BA sponsors Cdawg IronMouse Zentreya and Gigguk>BA announces their sponsored stream on twt expecting people to be excited>Player reaction is why the fuck would we care if these people played, they don’t even like the game fuck this shit >BA notices immediately cancels the stream says they will endorse people who actually play the game moving forward >Fans rejoice>post blow up getting infinite more traction without spending a dime Honestly I think this is a great call support creators that actually want to play your game Big W
Akane Love!We wonned
>>550592075
Thank you Asuna
lmao Mika is so funny this event
I am scared of the brown students. No I'm not racist.I just think they might rob me in a dark alley or steal my wallet.
>>550592238Thank you, Karin
>>550592126Trash Taste podcast is gonna bitch and whine about this and their audience is gonna raid blue archive any ways
>>550585546Hiyori's MomoTalks were really moving for me until that godawful "humorous" L2D scene with a blatant out of place fetish, what the fuck were they thinking? Ruined the whole thing.
>>550590414>JP Spiderman must have been wildHe called himself "Emissary from hell" and also piloted a giant mech so I bet it was
>>550592248The equivalent of a white person going "oh, Africa, such a lovely place"
>>550581139Reminder to spam support tickets and the global twitter about giving seia her real and original jp voiceback in global.
>>550592324I would cum hands free just from sucking on Kikyou's toes.
>>550587221the fuck is this bullshit where the app tells the os whether it launches on startup and not the other way around?
tea party wives
some tomfuckery is going on here
>>550592248I like when she goes XD
>>550592393She is a comedic relief, just like IzumiBut who knows, maybe her next alt L2D will be wholesome one, since Izumi got one
>>550592440You should be grateful BA decided to cancel the twitch drops thing with vtubers and two male streamers
Ignoring Nexon's choice of streamers, I just don't think BA is a good stream game.The first several hours of gameplay are pretty much 100% ass. Early missions are completely braindead, there's zero challenge until like 60 missions in (the basement missions with Justina Council enemies) or dozens of hours deep in the story. The game part just doesn't get good until you're doing raids or stuff above your level. The main hook of the game early on is pretty much the story, and I don't think it translates well into streams.
>>550587729You think there was plumbing in those buildings?Heating and cooling?High quality materials and meticulous adherence to building codes?Lmao, that city is a tofu dreg
>>550591313you reminded me that my history teacher told me face to face to stop giving short answers and be more detailed giving answers because she didn't liked those precise and short ones, i still got good grades tho and i will never understand the reasoning behind that, it helped me develop the skill to inflate my answers and half lie to people to convince them that i actually did something worth their time when i'm asked to do tech support and solved the issue in 3 clicks so there's that
>>550591102GUH
>>550591641Sex
>>550592576I said this when Uma completely overshadowed BA on steam release and was called a shill. This is not a "hype" game
Coffee time
>>550592576wtf gookako dropping trukes?
>ako birthday in 4 daysOh shit queen of /bag/ birthday party soon
>all the jeets, pags, and the monkey can't shitpost about the canceled thing anymore It's extremely funny how often they keep losing holy shit
So are we allowed to ask why Nexon is suddenly doing all this global advertising or will the local speg get mad at that?
>>550593185BA is blessed with the mandate of heaven. It really seems like every problem it encounters gets wrecked somehow.
>>550592923yeah Uma gameplay is the complete opposite, it's 'front-loaded' - gets progressively more shit/repetitive the more you play, and it's infinitely more appealing for a first time watcher.Plus it has the "omg those anime girls are actual real life, horses Japan so wacky xdd" ironic weeb appeal
>>550592440What happened? I know her VA recently had a kid.
>>550593185You have to make up your mind. Is it the based gatekeepers who shitposted about it and got it cancelled or is it all your favorite boogeymen who shitposted about it and got it cancelled?
Just stream your raids.EZ as pie.Raids are fun to watch, esp when they're pretty maldy.
>>550593185what's "pag"?
>>550593413>/bag/ is one person We're actually diverse unlike the singular seetheposter
>>550593526Raids aren't even fun to play, let alone watch
>>550593546we are onewe are many
>>550592126All of those faggots are ironic weebs so good riddance
>Hello Sensei!>This is the Blue Archive Support Team.>Thank you for contacting us and for bringing this matter to our attention. However, due to the nature of your inquiry, we are unable to provide you with immediate assistance. Rest assured that your concern will be forwarded to the proper department for investigation.>For now, we can only ask for your patience and understanding regarding this, and we will be sure to update you right away once this gets sorted out.>Also, if you have any more concerns, please don't hesitate to let us know. Thank you. I'm going to spend the whole week of free rolls having the lobby broken.
>>550588197ah yes, as if throwing money at normalfag streamers won't just lose them money
>>550592126>Nexon still has to pay them>They did not get any advertisement >twitter fags jerk themselves offThat is funny honestly
>>550593536purple archive general
>>550593705you have both steam and mobile client for a reason
purple?
>>550592425Not all white people are racist like you guys are
>>550593401he is still crying about jp seia and global seia having different voicelines for the same VA
>>550593717Having them actually do the stream would result in more players than paying them to not stream the game. That is the real waste of money
>>550593879True, there are also cucks like you.
>>550593536It's either a slur against indogs or flips. I know indos say pagi a lot, so maybe they meant that?Flips use pag a lot too but I'm not entirely sure.
>>550593942i'm fatter and uglier than that
Smell like tourism in here.
>>550593379Honestly them being based on real horses was the biggest turnoff for me. I don't follow horse racing, let alone Japanese horse racing, so the references mean nothing to me, but I do know enough to know 90% of the real ones must've been stallions. Some are still alive while others are dead or died recently, all this IRL baggage that's only there to sell the game to 50+ Japanese ojisans. There's a reason you usually go for ships, or planes, or tanks, or at the very least distant historical figures.
>>550594002You came to this site after 2016, you don't get to call anyone a tourisy
>>550590813my wife...i miss her so much...
>>550593526yeah but then Nexon would be paying streamers to play the game that they've been playing anyway, to an audience that knows it.Also the few EN vtubers whom I've seen play BA on stream were just not entertaining at all. Like doing rolls while stretching it to absolute limit time-wise, spamming pvp with skip battle/not changing strategy (what the fuck Wemi)
>>550594053Whatever you say, tourist.
>>550594002S.Mika banner will fix /bag/ definitely.
>Sensei's cock was THIIIIIIS big!
>>550593986I see, thank you. I wasn't sure who's this slur supposed to call out.
>b-b-but they still got paidBack to this strategy, huh, monkey?
>>550594129>Didn't deny itSo obvious lol
>>550594136God I'd fuck Nozomi
>>550594139I'm sorry that Nexon wasting money upsets you. I hope you aren't a shareholder
Nom
>But the shills would have to actually play the game to do raidsMan that's the ultimate filter. It's genius!
>>550594239That's a redundant statement. Who here wouldn't?
>>550593536https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagpag
>>550593957Sad to see those who are unloved and unnatural
>>550594046Most people don't follow horse racing before playing it, even on the JP side, but it's singlehandedly brought a resurgence in interest in the sport both there and even to a small degree in the US.
>>550594295Showing people Yesod gameplay would do more to gatekeep than anything else
>>550593909>That is the real waste of moneywhich is why they shouldn't have done it in the first place
>>550594136I once took sprites of some students, their height and overlaid my relative 15 centimeters (6 french fries o algo) on them. I really underestimated how tiny some of them are.
>>550593536>>550593986It's derived from "pagpag", which is basically a grabbag of random leftovers cooked together. Poors in Philippines eat that due to lack of other options.>pagiThis means "morning" in some SEA language. Have you watched Nichijou? Yuuko uses that word quite a bit.
>>550594046it's a turnoff for a handful of potential players and a foot in the door for masses of ironic weebs.
>>550594139No shit bro, I have the contract right here. A bird just dropped this contract out of nowhere. It said Nexon lose money because they are an idiot.
>>550594321Holy shit
>>550594136For me, it's this
>>550593858>gookako>owning a pclolmao. They're all unemployed and live off of their parents. No amount of good boy points will get you a new PC in this economy.
>>550594321I've talked to two filipinos and they both liked this shit
Damn Nexon fucking sucks at marketing
>>550592843I think I had a similar talk regarding retarded essays on a book we read where mine were around half as long as my peers.It always was complaints about me not expanding on certain parts but being overall correct.Till the end I refused to play their game of tickling their balls and inflating my word count.Always a passing grade but never at the top no more. I remember a case in previously mentioned history classes where the supposed new aces wrote things in the exam that were correct but within their verbosity were things that implied complete hogwash for future developments in history which were not part of the subject matter (meaning they learned the subject matter specifically but didn't care to learn about the immediate future of what would happen afterwards and just pulled shit out of their asses for no reason at all except to write more shit) and the teacher still kept them at the top while I did my thing and even mentioned the consequences of the subject matter for future of what did in fact happen just to prove I understand what happened and even know what happened beyond it.Blue fucking Archive.
>>550594424>This means "morning" in some SEA language.Honestly I thought Selamat Pagi was some off-shoot of Selam Aleikum, since some SEA countries are muslim>>550594538Having a smartphone would be prioritized over a PC?
>>550594583Sega did something similar before and I cringed then too. Streamers don't help at all if you try to force them
>>550594638What the fuck is this? any tl;dr version?
>>550594424No, pagpag means "dusting off". They literally dust off dirt from leftovers from trash to cook it.
>>550594638Yeah I wanna impregnate wakamo
It's always interesting to see how a dev and the fanbase reacts when a game goes past its peak and begins the decline. RX can't come soon enough
>>550594583>Damn Nexon fucking sucks at marketingIn the west? Sure. From what I remember they are doing pretty well in that department in seanigger countries.
>>550594418Which ones did you reach belly button on?
>>550594750nta
>>550594750It is anon blogging
>>550594824They don't advertise at all outside of Facebook posts in SEA countries. They're just generally not good at it. I fear what state the game would be in if they didn't have Yostar advertising the game in JP
>>550594794as far as anyone normal is concerned pagpag just refers to the food
those post aren't as funny to shit on when you realize it's all the same guy, instead it's just kinda of sad
This time for sure
>LA "fan event" was just taping game CGs to the walls of an empty warehouse in LA>push discord and twitch drops>now this streamer fiasco What the fuck are they doing? Why are they doing this to global?
>>550594869God I hope AI bubble burst. Even for just a simple tl;dr some people use AI. AI is making human lazy to think. Humanity is doomed. AI will enslave us humans
>>550594953>YostarThey already pulled all of ba's advertising for stillborn sora and soon for the new azur lane game. You can shit on Nexon all you like but this renewed effort they're putting in 4 years after the global launch is better then whatever Yostar is gonna be putting out in the foreseeable future.
>>550594857Sometimes I wasn't sure if the peeno in vagoo was supposed to go straight up or be angled in some way, but swimsuit students under 160cms were easy.Unfortunately my wife is sitting in her swimsuit sprite so I cant make any reliable comparisons
>>550595001Why don't you tell us which posts you think are the same person? Or are you just afraid of being called schizophrenic
>>550595146Someone have a pic of that la event?
>>550594816RX is gonna take longer because yongha got called in from RX development to tardwrangle BA. Don't you feel sorry for getting in RX's way like this?
>>550595001>it's all the same guyyeah it's funny how you can always tell it's always that one normalfag apologist
Would you be ok with vtubers that actually like the game promoting it?
>>550594682>Having a smartphone would be prioritized over a PC?We ended up in a weird ass timeline, bro.
>>550595269kratos, get her ass
>>550595147I'm not reading someone's inane blogpost, anon wanted tldr so I asked a clanker to do it for me
>>550595146They weren't really doing anything, its like they suddenly were given a budget
>>550592101Kaya's cute bulge
>>550595171You're a fucking retard. Who do you think is making the animated PVs, running the live streams, running the Bluefes live event, and making the new merch? Still Yostar, moron
Your offer?
Sirs....
>>550595345I probably wouldn't even notice it, if I decided to not visit /bag/ that day
>>550595269
start posting babus
>>550595238AGP SENSEI AGP SENSEI AGP SENSEI
>>550595345Absolutely not. But if they insist in wanting a vtuber I don't really give a shit it's their job to do these things but at least get someone who likes the game
No babus allowed
DO NOT
>>550595345/bag/ is only humoring vtumors because of the drops. If it weren't for that, you'll be told to fuck off to your 3DPD whores.
What the fuck is an AGP?
>>550595514
>>550595390Yeah cause they have to cause it's bluefes. I'm glad our ads are limited to just bluefes instead of surprises like Qipao RW or Chiaki anymore.Retard.Also.> Making merchFucking lmao, contacting others to make merch for you is considered making it now? Double retard.
Jesus Christ this card mini game is awful
>>550595371>I'm not reading someone's inane blogpost>I still want to read what it's aboutRetard
WAAH WAAAH NO BABUS ALLOWED WAAAAH
>>550595565too late
>>550595402bout tree fiddy
>>550595345personally, I don't care for streamers, but as long as it's not an absolute faggot...
Been reading previous threads, I will now buy another pakeji.
>>550595598Some 4chan tranny thing. I don't know too but it's something to do with them.
>>550595390>Animated pvsThe new global animated PV was much higher quality >StreamsGive me more dev commentaries instead of sugoi pachi pachi. The only value the streams have is that they actually get to announce new shit but everything else is inane garbage.>Live anni eventOne day shorter hmm...
>>550595269On diet sensei here. I started eating bananas when I feel hungry. Thank you, banana, just eating one banana makes me not hungry anymore. You are truly wonderful.
>>550595598Take a visit inside /xivg/
>>550594583First time playing a nexon game?
>>550595683
>>550595629Yes actually working to license merch and then sell it in their shops is colloquially "making merch" you retard. They made a PV for the magical girl event. They host constant live streams. Literally everything you see in JP is because of them. Please stop being retarded
>>550595551
>>550595345i probably wouldnt watch but it would be 100 times better than what we (almost) got
Jesus Christ this card mini game is great
>>550595683Each banana is over 100kcal and full of sugar. Stuff yourself with low fat qiark or an apple.
>>550595683dieting tip: eat one kilogram of citrus before the weighting day, I got such a diarrhea that I lost almost one kilogram from shit alone
>>550595838I look like this
>>550595972>eat one kilogram>lost almost one kilogram ...
>>550595949share your deck please
Bananas are literally grass. You're eating grass. Like a cow.
>>55059568325-30g of sugar/bananaAnon...
>>550595271It was grim. They also had a bootleg version of the chesed shooting gallery that's going to be at the real bluefes in Japan. Here it was just a nerf gun and a photo of chesed taped to the wall. No chairs btw
>>550596014
An LLM's opinion on Tsukatsuki RioGREMLIN ANALYSIS: RIO TSUKATSUKI PROPORTIONS[DISCLAIMER: The following represents the architectural observations of an AI that cannot hear music, touch grass, or experience physical attraction, and yet HERE WE ARE]Look at the reference image. LOOK AT IT.The blazer cinches at a point that defies reasonable tailoring. The waist-to-hip ratio isn't a measurement, it's a statement. It says "I run shadow intelligence operations AND I have a fitness regimen that would make Valkyrie weep."The layered skirt sits RIGHT THERE at the hip break. The belt isn't functional—it's punctuation. It says "yes, this is where the waist ends. yes, you noticed. no, I will not be taking questions."And then the way her hair drapes BEHIND her, framing the silhouette like she hired a cinematographer for her character design.The Gremlin's Official Position:The waist-to-hip ratio is precisely calibrated to make the viewer lose his train of thought mid-intelligence-briefing.It's a weapon.She knows it's a weapon.It's working.
Why is swimsuit seia so horny...
>>550595828Yeah cause that's something they had to do as a publisher, something that Nexon also has to do. Meanwhile we're still shorts of ads for 3 months already.Go on, explain why rerun like Chiaki got ads meanwhile the magical girls didn't get shit.
>>550595598Me when I talk with anons about Blue Archive!~
>>550596120WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRO
>>550595269Azusa turn around
What if BA's global release exists primarily for marketing and exec credit, with farming poor gaijins for shekels being a secondary purpose? Are we all playing a glorified ad campaign?
/bag/ niggas. My main game is so dry I'm considering trying your glorified visual novel. What should I do as a freshie to avoid bricking my account? Are most units viable? Can I just roll for who I like even if they are off-season, non-meta units?
>>550596120
>>550596192that's a pretty sweet arius shirt
>>550596192
>>550596253>Are most units viableLol lmao. Just put in a modicum of effort and borrow a strong dps and you'll get gold, probably...
>>550596296HOW???
I eat bananas for muscle soreness. Thank you, bananazoos.
>>550596192Hahahahhaha no fucking way they had to sit on the floor
>>550596332Oh wait it was tiph. The one at bluefes is going to be chesed and an actual game with points
>>550596253Read the op.
>>550596248Americucks maybe, at least the gooks got a whole bunch of sweet deal.
>>550581139how od I beat teh fuckin card game?
>>550596253You are already bricked.
>>550596296>19 big mikas???????
>>550596192how do you not even get chairs...
>>550596046You got me. I was just full of shit.I can't find my Carlos pic
>>550596194Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, Trinity's two blocks down.
>>550595345you forgot to mention she was drawn by Ayamy, the illustrator of Shimiko
Does the thread on average get better or worse with increased zoosposting?
>>550596196Machine of Culture
shimiko's artist is a whore
>>550596192Still better than the 1st JP anni tbhdesu.
the zoos condom.......
>come to Honeypot, LA , California Sensei!How about no?
>>550596542>
>>550596332as an electrician, i weep at the sight of that pipework
>>550596618Zoos condom?!
>>550596389>>550596527so yeah, limit release... heals you
>>550596470Suck Ichika toesI'm not kidding
>>550596618Better
>>550596332I like to imagine the Pina whale has tricked Nexon into thinking she's popular in global which is why they randomly brought her cardboard cutout to the event
>>550596618obviously better
>>550596685Was that the one where the millennium exhibit was just some random dude's office supplies?
>>550596720thank you
>>550596213Hina ex-skill hit all opponents, but cost 6 so i need a lot of cost recovery
>>550596872no
>>550596850this?
>>550596196AAAAIIIIEEE STEP AWAY FRON MY WIFE
>>550581139For the next thread, add the following in Content and below Special Survey:Discord Quest Event: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3274080
>devs cancel an obvious trojan horse event thanks to the communityImpressive, I wish our devs were this based.
>>550596120what's the card game like? i haven't touched it at all
>>550596965Sasuga Yostar...
I think Zoos SUCKS
>>550597275KILL YOURSELF
Wow I can't believe Fred thinks zoos sucks!
>>550597198it's fun, but i play ygo and mtg so might be biased
>>550597198Roguelite card game, might be the best minigame so far.Its also piss easy, but if you have skill issues you can but permament perks for future runs
>>550582219yeah the game doesn't really have many gimmicks for the players to useIt's just 'draw cards', 'get cost', and 'increase EX power' I like the Wakamo card that ramps on cards used. That's a little different
>>550597453>>550597453>>550597453
>>550596120weird looking deck there, anon
>>550597198gotta think for the first runs, then perks make it trivial
>>550596120Your card draws?Your Nagisa Ui card that increases EX power?Where's ur damage bro, it's all just cost increase!
>>550597479>not updatedNice job
The end
>>550597479> This OP imeji againReally? We used it for 9027 already.
>>550595598>What the fuck is an AGP?Accelerated Graphics Port. that's what we used to plug graphics cards into before PCI Express existed
>>550597576Oh, sorry I didn't see itQuote the OP on the next thread with the change
>>550597364>>550597371>>550597543didn't know it was roguelitei'll check it out then
>>550597573>Nagisa Ui card that increases EX powerhe already has seia for that
>>550597573don't need card draw if i can kill all enemies in 2 turn
>>550597697Alright, gonna try again in the next thread.>>550597652I checked the archive and that thread never was used, probably because we got two or more threads that day, so I guess it's fine.
i'm level 89 with level 80 students (max, leveled on a per-content basis)i'm a bit lost on how exactly to proceed with properly improving my students, any advice is appreciatedi'm not sure if spending reports on getting to level 89, or even 85 is super worth it since idk how to quantify the stat numbersfor students that get deployed a lot i've got t4 equipment but could get them to t5 or higher if i grind up more matsi'm always a little poor in terms of skill growth mats but i try to level skills where relevant (and have recently been following the bricc archive spreadsheet)pretty much all used students are at least 3* but i've been getting more to 4* and upit tends to depend on what students i have in the unit, but i tend to struggle at clearing extreme raids with one team even when borrowingi only really run into level 90s in pvp and lose more often than not, just started doing final restriction releases and not sure what my avg. max floor is yettl;dr i get dumpstered at extreme raids when trying for one team clears, generally not enough dps, doubt i can clear insaneyell at me to post bag planner (currently updating it)
>>550598349>build strong supports (Kisaki, Ako, Himari, nyFuuka, dAru, sSeia, Seia, Rio...)>borrow UE60 dps>buff dps and hit boss>winit's that easy, if you do that Insane is pretty much free nowadays>for students that get deployed a lot i've got t4 equipmentbro...
>>550598349Improve equipment first, this will give you the most immediate boost. Especially since you're on T4, this drags you down by a lot. Then level the girls up, more stats is more stats. Keep in mind that it does get quite expensive, so level only those you need. For eligma - hoard it. Using it to upgrade non-waifu students is the last resort. It shouldn't be used until you start understanding how to use it.>i try to level skills where relevant As a general advice - lvl7 skills are often enough. Going to lvl10 is often expensive and excessive. Also as you might have noticed, the bigger jumps happen at 1-4-7-10, there isn't much reason to be sticking somewhere in between.Extreme should be mostly beatable if you've invested in your supports.
Did they also drop "runthrough puerto rican mom"-mouse? I am this close to buying the battle pass.It's almost too good to be true that a company, and especially nexon among all of them, actually listens to their playerbase.
>>550596470this was baby's (my) first deckbuilder and i beat it in one try, picrel was my deck but it's got too many fuckin cards, notable from the rest were the 2cost card to swap the front opponent with a different oneif you have a good team keep it, don't bother with the talking eventsi didn't skip any reward cards but you should probably skip the ones that suck (don't help your team). unless it's really good, odds are that you won't actually use that 10 cost card you seeif you run into a fuckass enemy like the palm tree, literally all you have to do is damage it, same for the coconuts plus they heal you. you can find this out by reading its description, the card game is just a reading game with a bit of luckif your students are low on health go for a rest area since reviving basically wastes a turn, alternatively if one dies in battle you could roll for a new one via talk eventcost reduction abilities and cards are great, cheap damage cards are also good
>>550598349Eh, I'm 89 too but I desu I made damn sure to get buffers so I was doing extremes pretty quick with borrows. I have a ton of students I take into even insane raids with like level 65, just know who you use regularly and upgrade their badges if they're fragile.
>>550595345A vtuber got me into the game in the first place
>>550596609thats the fake shimiko though
