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CHRISTMAS RYAN LOVE
Just a couple o' hours 'til I'm plum outta this here brickin'...
libra didn't go wellscorpio will be better
Tachyon
>they are going to use their long earned carats>during low rateup hours
Men only want one thing
i should be fine for another week
Digitan LOVE
will kitasan fix you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
>>550618249wtf who is this uma????
>>550618214I want to start a family
>>550618260Yes. I have a decent library of cards besides her. I think that being able to finally move her off of the perma-friends-slot and take another MLB will greatly improve my runs.
yfw 2%
>>550618396Starting a family is, like many things, a more appealing prospect in 2D than 3D
>>550618175how's the orb looking
>>550618249>May I be able to get married by the end of the yearcute Digitan cute
>>550617956>Comes back after a day hiatus>Wins the Libra CupHeh, it's too easy. Free2Poor by the way
>>550618175>>550618595trust the dot
>>550618552I always click the bottom option if it's 15 under because it's not my fault
>No slutty imoutowife to share with my /v/rosWhy even live
Good luck to any uma dacchis rolling for kitasan today!
I think the general public loves to ship the umas with their trainers
>>550618682God didn't give you a little sister for a good reason
>>550618682its ok, because smart falcon gets shared with everyone!
>>550618175Remember to avoid location based rate nerfs too
>been in a calorie deficit for 4 days>gained a poundwtf I'm trying not to be a Gourmand
>>550617956what does she even do
>>550618876Have sex for money
>>550618821how is your water intakeif you don't drink a lot of water then it may be due to that
>>550618876please old men for financial compensation
>>550617956JORDAN I NEED YOU I NEED YOU PLEASE
>>550618552Treat her better
>>550618876Budget mayo with built in accel skills.
>>550618876oji-sans, mostly
>>550618935i drink a gallon a day
>>550618721it's literally what happens in Super Creek's story mode with her trainer
>>550618984no one says this
>>550618876she competes against biwa for cranium size.
>don't use ohayo once and just post shoes request>club asks if I'm good or okaylmao?
>>550618357The cooler Symboli.
post more of these creatures
>>550618876Race Planner is a dogshit gaslight heal and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Shit is too expensive.
>>550619041It means they care about you anon! You have great friends!
>>550619123
>>550619123how are these things called?
>>550619123the og
Which one is better? 0LB SSR or 1LB SR?
>>550618721i ship whatever makes my dick hard today
So guys, how do I roll for Fine Motion rerun in March after I spend all my carrots on kitisan today?
>>550618876Fuck me
>>550618786True!She's everyone's idol! Meanwhile Curren is everyone's cumdump!
>>550619123Do NOT post the Taiki one with audio. My heart can't take it.
>>550619236I ship Trainee with Trainer ofc
>>550619212the differences between all of these cards will be negligible which means you choose based on skills.
Have the gaslighters given up yet?
What the hell is an "invalid character" in the club chat?I'm trying to send a message with only letters and numbers? Wtf?
>>550619212Both are pretty badIf you're rolling for Kitasan tonight you should get some El Condor Pasas along the way, she's one of the best Power cards in the game
>>550619386there were never any gaslighters
>>550619236>let's go to the Libra cup it will be fun>taishin POV
>>550619251you have 3 months to save for her bro>>550619386Never
win CM>happy for 10 minutes>laugh at loser anons for another 10 minutes>put on the plat title>forget CM ever happenedlose CM>feel like shit>seethe for 8 hours>messes up sleep schedule, too pissed off>16 hours later, almost forgot about it>yt recommends a sloptuber the next day, they get an easy match and win>get reminded of your bullshit loss and get pissed off againwho the fuck thought this shitty game mode was a good idea?
>>550619212None of these are usable.
>>550618876Pleases old men for money! O HO HO HO HO HO
>>550618780I have 2 sisters but they're not curren-chan
>>550619391It's the censoring filters. Why are you trying to use foul language and racial slurs in club chat?
>>550619391that means you tripped the insanely aggressive word filter
>>550619386You can't gaslight poorfags
>>550619386>anons are going to blow 30k carats on 40 specialty rating
>>550619391Write the exact same message you were trying to send for usMost gamer words are banned mind you
>>550619485sweepy would do this
>>550619602No, I am blowing 30 racks for 80 spec priority
I'm catching up with Cinderella Gray. When does Dicta Striker get added to the game?
>>550619123>>550619326
>get this... he used gold shit...>AND STILL LOST
>>550618876Negative wit training.
As someone that has a MLB Kita, priority is a lie.That horse has never been in speed when I need her to be. Not once. And I've been playing since day 1.
>>550619602I think he meant the "lol kitasan is not that good actually I can totally win all CMs without her" gaslighters
Is King Halo SR about to become irrelevant
>>550619686Dicta Striker isn't real.
Later virgins
>>550619212Isn't that the free Tickezo card? You could level it up and use that.
>>550619723I've been thinking about this. Would they ever release an uma that had a negative training multiplier? They'd get that extra % somewhere else.
>>550619602anything below 70 SP is unplayable and trash
>>550619847That's like 50 kitasans right there. Congratz.
>>550619705How pathetic!
>>550619550>>550619570>>550619628"It only took 450 hours but the girls finally brought home a platinum title"
>>550619705I didn't use gold ship and I lost
>>550619723women that are unable to function on a basic level like that infuriate me so muchmakes me want to strangle them to deathand the men that support their lifestyles as wellgod i want to murder so many people i am so fucking full of edgelord hate
WHENHOW MUCH LONGER
>>550620006>titGrow up, kid.
KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>550618876she's actually goated, cygames are going to give global the evolution patch on 1st anni (so MANT doesn't EoS us) and all her issues will be fixed, xogurishits will seethe
>>550619485>Watching sloptubersYou played yourself.
>>550619723Retarded, shit for brain, good for nothing, oxygen wasting women are so hot
>>550620006>girls>titNice try horny bastard
>>550619123>>550619805I did win several (not all) CMs without her, it just sucked balls.
i can't wait another 3 hours release the banner NOWWWW
I can't wait for someone here to end up with LB3/4 Pasa instead
>>550619705Sure seems like itBut i had a backup plan, if i finally had just a little luck..
AAAAAAAAAA HOW MANY MORE HOURS FUCK
>>550620006>titSICK FUCK
>>550620006ho is filtered, try "it took 450 hrs, the girls finally brought hme the plat"think it's a telegram so be as simple as possible, I doubt anyone here knows how a telegram works though
>>550619723giving women rights was a mistake
>>5506202813
>>550620243I like Pasa she reminds me of Umamusume A,
>>550619705I'm glad I didn't run Golshi.
>>550620318Cute.
Will you reroll if you don't get MLB
>>5506202814 calm down, you will get your el condor support pull fix soon
>>550620318I don't think manhattan cafe would do this
thoughts on hag berno?
why don't you have your own ATLEAST LB3 Kita by now how did you play the game without her
>>550620006>butt>ho>titbannable offense>>550620313I was going to say either telegram or sms but I'm sure they don't know what those are
>>550618876Why are Pace Chasers not allowed to have gold spurt accel skill? where is the gold Head On?
>>550620517Because im a stupid fucking retarded lucklet okay???? Do you get it now? Is that what you wanted to hear?
>>550620393No, I'm going to buy carats from the new Cygames web store with my Cygames ID, with packs that offer 10% more free caratsRerolling is for losers and newfags at this point
is "MLB or BRICK" the ultimate gaslight?
>>550619703No...I asked you nicely...
>>550620431>I don’t think We can tell
>>550620517I just started.
>>550620517Because I started after her banner
Damn, I kinda lost motivation after my Spe, Mcqueen and Maya lost to worse umas in finalsLike it was the worst run ever and they did not do any of those weird behaviorz their positions were ass, they didn't activate skills for some reasonCasual time I guess?
>>550620393the game is way past the time to reroll, you're better off buying a chink account for 10 bucks
>>550620132>>550620189>>550620312>>550620313>>550620591>You pretty much have to devolve to ebonics to attempt to use the chat function
there are literally 0 sloptubers to laugh at since all of them raped their bank accounts on the 0.5% banner to MLBguess I'll just laugh at some of the anons in here then
>>550620517Borrowing her and letting my SRs do the workI've had awful luck with CMs but made A League Graded Finals every time and my TT team scores over 600k, me getting my own MLB Kitasan is like Rock Lee taking off his training weights
>>550620393I will crash out, declare I am quitting, then come back tomorrow.
>>550620830Welcome to the new world order. Enjoy your stay, goy.
>>550620618This but unironicallyI eventually stopped thinking
>>550620042is this card really that good? i luckshitted 2LBs of it with my launch pulls and literally never used it lmao
>>550620948Rock Lee lost even after taking his weights off though...
>>550620517Pre-Aoharu I'd borrow her. Now? Well... suffering builds character.
>>550620517I kept borrowing her MLB, I rerolled for Creek so it worked most of the time
>>550620915>raped their bank accounts on the 0.5% banner to MLB? I missplayed my carat hoarding and had to spark twice on that banner and it cost me a terrible ~4 hours of work.
>>550620517I started a week ago and I just borrowed one every runI'll probably start borrowing Riko now
>>550621063it's okay at 3LB and an S-tier power at MLB.
>blocks your way
>>550619485>wahhhh I followed the guides perfectly! I did everything they told me to do and still lost!Should have run the oshi option select>win cmMy wives are better than yours, loser>lose cmAt least I ran a sovl team, loser
>>550620517Because even swiping to spark twice on her initial banner didn't get me to LB3.
Fellow Kitasan-haver chads, what shall we do now that our first-mover advantage finally closes in a few hours?Where should that spark that we might have held for the rerun go now?Fine Motion's banner is in two months..
>>550620624Do interns not get extra rolls
>>550620830>ebonicsWe're not using a made-up language, it's just abbreviatingSomething exclusive to people with iq above room temperature apparently
>>550621212BUHIIII
>>550621117I also sparked twice for 2LB...it was a great use of 70 bucks
>>550621257OUCH
>>550621212Cool theorycrafting, now show us what you actually have
Now that you all have KitasanYou ALL have LITERALLY 0 excuse if you lose CMs from this point onwards
>>550621432I can't afford kitasan, i'm poor
>>550621296the advantage should have manifested in the selector usage, possibly even crystal. alternatively, the advantage continues to be held in those items.
>>550619485>tfw i fucked up my sleep schedule because i was extremely anxious about wiping out from doing way worse in qualifying rounds than usual and was desperate to fix iti am too emotionally invested in this game but i also don't really want to wean myself off of this eitheris this healthy
>>550621432I was winning CM without MLB Kitablack.Now it will be STOMPING on CM.
>>550620517Because I had to scrape the bottem of the barrel for whatever carat rewards I had left: stories, trophies, cheevos, etc. All just to spark once for 2LB
>>550620517Don’t be mean to me
>>550621063
the blackpill is that if you were a lucklet on the past kb banner and need to roll on this one then you're already at a permanent carat disadvantage and will forever remain behind the curve
>>550620517I didn't have the funds for 2 sparks
>>550620517I have rolled 0 times(not counting the free rolls that don't use carats) since I started the game
>>550621519yes i do still have the privilege of holding those two because i wasnt forced to burn them on KSBBut im getting so many mixed signals, i thought those two items were obviously good for Fine Motion but now i have no clueLike would JPfags collect 4 whole damn crystals over the course of a year for a key speed card like Condor Pasa or what
>>550621691not if i use THAT
>>550621691>then you're already at a permanent carat disadvantageNot if I used THAT
>>550621750f2pGAWD
>>550621063it's kinda good but it's a p*wer card so
Opera is NOT CUTE! No artist is able to make her cute! Simple as.>>550620517>how did you play the game without herBy not try harding and ENJOYING the game
>>550621414I only have this that I hastily made for the CM when Aoharu came out for now... I got a stronger deck and parents this time around
>>550620269
toes and jordan
I can't recognize her without her pigtails but still want
Does literally anybody like admire vega?
>>550621915
Sex with Verxina
>>550621750so are you rolling on kita?
Old man Flash still got it!
What would happen if we locked Opera, Kawakami and Biko into a room with unlimited access to streaming platforms?
>>550622110I wonder that tooShe looks boring and is adjacent to opera o, so she's pretty impossible for me to conceive anyone liking her
Holy fuark Triumphant Pulse is retarded
>>550617956sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>550622110No, I strongly dislike her even.Fuck off from my Derby races you cunt.
>>550622110I like Ayabe, she’s chill and her visuals are great.
If Hayahide is so smart, why does she have an ahoge?
>>550622120>Some tiny jap gnome uma will never princess carry you
>>550620517Borrowing her from my oshi
>>550622217For how fucking HUGE horses are their legs are so thin and tiny
Rolling aside, are you having fun?
sex with this mare
>>550622342That's what best girls have
>>550620517I got 0 copies in 200 rolls, what did you want me to do
assuming I manage to pull the THREE ksbs i need to MLB the one I got from the first banner (accounting for pity), what the fuck do I do with my selector and crystal is it even worth to use the crystal on say a Creek from the selector for a 1LB Creek?
>>550622228That’s Windy you phillistine
>>550622390It gets better>horses are around half a ton on avrg>their legs are essentially one really long human finger, not even proper feet and legsIt's insane that they function at all
>>550622184No? It will stay that way, until New Year Urara then never rolling again. The account is OMEGA bricked, no use in trying to unbricking it nowWe gamba on welfares in this houseI am probably going to eat a lot of shit in MANT since everyone says it's all about race bonuses
Why are there no bald umas?
>>550622418I didn't realize these were ahoges
but what do you do if you roll for kitasan black the trainee?
>>550622463no, either use it on fine motion or wait for another good speed card
>>550622463Crystal can be used on anything, if you don’t need it, save it. Don’t use it on creek
>>550622661
>>550622547What majestic creatures
>>550620610>where is the gold Head On?In the somewhat distant future.
>>550622396Yes. I like cute 2d girls.
>>550622610Because it's PRETTY derby.
>>550622571You're an actual retard
>>550622525there is no images of kawakami opera and biko together
>>550622679I thought Fine Motion was only good at MLB though
>>550622661I'm rolling the Maruzensky card for her.I really like Kitasanblack (The trainee)
>>550620517Shit luck, only got her at spark and 20 pulls after
>>550622390>>550622547Don't forget the fact that>their bones aren't a single structure, but made of multiple elongated sticks ordered vertically, so if they break it's pretty much impossible to treat, and the bones will shatter, akin to toothpicks, it'll stab the skin and infect the woundIt's crazy
>>550621689what site is this?
How do you get the gold version Burning Spirit?
>>550622661___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________idk
Anyone else needs to repair game data once a month?
>>550622816Kitasan looks really hot in the anime, but her ingame model just doesn't do it for me...
>>5506224630LB->1LB SC is the first power spike. FM is really only great at MLB. burning selector on SC is a good option.
>>550620610I want to fuck Cheval's tits!!!
>>550622547You could say that horses are God’s favored animals the way they revolutionized our world
>>550622907explode more blue balls10
>>550622892Mother nature was REALLY fucking lazy that day, or thought "fuck around and find out what happens"
>>550622894https://uma.moe/
>>550622661You also roll for XMas mayano SSR
>>550622802You hate to see it
>>550622907Need to have 10+ spirit bombs before "Team Zenith Declares War" which is Senior Late Nov at the start of the turn
>>550622463Ideally you want to use the selector to get Kita, FM, SC to 3LB or MLB. So best is to save it until you can use it for that.You can use the crystal on anything in the future to
>>550622616They're called hair ventsIt's basically a better ahoge
We got the technology!https://x.com/i/status/2001599692128629197
>>550622986If I selector for SC and have a LB2 Biko Pegasus from spooks, is it better to use the crystal on the SC or the Biko?
>>550623032oh I've only used the timeline section
>>550623013>>550623064Does it have to be on the stat you want it in?
>>550622661You borrow the best Speed card you can until Speed Maru comes out
>>550623000>>550623023>genghis khan saw this nature abomination and said "fuck it, let's conquer the world"
>retention line will be like 620k by next week thanks to kitamy team is safe regardless, feels good to be out of TT hell for a while
peak reddit https://youtu.be/KXC76x8EGoQ
>>550622616>>550623115Hair vents are for temperature regulation. Ahoge are an important sensory organ.
>>550623203i could be wrong but you get it on the stat you trained the most with your teammates w/ the white arrow, i guess you can follow it based on when a stat reaches A or S first compared to the others
>>550623203No, it is whatever your team's highest rank stat is. 99% of the time it will be speed unless you heavily bias it with your own stats. Unfortunately other than wit on non-fronts, speed is the worst of them.
>BA cancelled the "influencer campaign"When does uma get an influencer campaign? I want to see NL and seriru play together
>>550623116Look at him go!
>Steam Winter Sale is upSorry, danchou. But I'm going to flatline now.
>>55062320310 in totalyou will get the gold of the stat you exploded the most
>>550623115>umubased>seibahdouble based>>550623116ELECTRONIC OLD HORSESWILL RULE THE WORLD!>>550623314to be fair modern horses are bred to shit, race ones at least. take a look at the average work horse, it's essentially a "virgin vs chad" meme
I like Maruzensky.
>>550623116>gets new leg>IMMEDIATELY starts jumping around like a fucking retard with no regard for safetyi can't not love these wonderful brainless creatures
She did it brosHishiama nee-san clutched the W despite being the 8th fav with not even a single black triangle prediction
>>550623116The little hopping around at the beginning to see if the leg works is super cute
what's even the point of R cards?
>>550623116Made me smile. Man I fucking love these creatures
>>550623587MANT destroyer
>>550623587skills
>>5506235872x in events and they work for TT score
>>550623124personally, i'm hoarding my rainbow crystals for a long time. 3LB biko is a good card. if you've identified speed cards as a big weakness then it's not the worst use. you may find you can't fit a 3LB biko into a MANT deck though.
>>550623335Nah this is pretty funny
>>550623116That’s so cute.
>>550623587To pad your pulls
>>550623587Some of the R cards have 10 TE which unironically makes them better than some SR cards for certain situations.
>>550623587clogging up the gacha pool
>>550623023>make horses>make them prey, so they need to run faster than their predators>also make them fucking heavy>but also since they're such fatasses, they can't rest sideways or their organs will crush beneath their own weight>so they limbs that are strong, resistant and tough>i know, let's make their legs very fragile>and if they break, they die>and since they're so fragile, let's make them integral to their existence>so if they fail to run fast, they die>if they run fast enough, but a little TOO fast, they die>and if they run just fast enough, but happen to eat a little more than they should, they die>AND if they want to rest their legs even once, they might die tooIf there's a god, he definetely hates horses
>>550623587I used Rudolf to build my Evil Nature in the previous medium CM
>>550623587other games have them
>>550620269>no Super Lucky 7Fake Fuku fan
>>550623682I think I should be following your example. In a perfect world, after getting my MLB Kitasan I want to mostly save for horses instead of stressing about support cards, so saved up crystals will go a long way in making the most out of the occasional SSR spook from free pulls.
>>550623587Access to skills if you cant pull the best version of the cards.
wild horses are reasonably sturdy it's only selective breeding that changed it
>>550623498The Saberfag in me needs to pull for Durandal now
stop posting cute opera
>>550623506What do you like about my wife specifically?
KITASAAAAAAAANI'M COMING FOR YOUR BOOOOOOTY
>>550624067her cunt is strong enough to seal over my mouth and resuscitate me like a toilet plunger
>>550621778they do but for cards like Riko and later Light Hello, friend cards became the highest priority as the game gets older as scenarios literally can't be played optimally without them
what if card borrows where limited too
>>550624040as you should, she is a super cute doggo and a great protector of justice (and yourself)!>>550624124do not baby post
>>550624264>implying /uma/ does more than their three runs a day
>>550624264The disparity between f2poors and buhis will be TITANIC
>>550624067The way how she can’t really be bothered to do stuff unless other people are there is very relatable to me!
>>550624370Doubt it since f2poors rely on borrowed parents to even clear a single ace run lmao if borrowed cards were the same that wouldn't change
Should I go to round 1 in hopes to find uma merch and yoink it?
Creek, where the fuck is Swinging Maestro?
>>550624330I do3 parent runs that fail miserably, and if I have enough time to spare one or two parent runs that make me want to die
>>550623115>>550623347The more you know. Thank you. I now feel closer to the best girls.
>>550624474uma are too needy
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwozgxhM8ok>dober's unique is a garbage mid-race acceleration skillwhy would you even pull for this
>>550624602A wise decision.
>>550624750I want to bully Dober
>>550624750buy an AD>oh it's this guybuy 100 ads
thank you all for your (You)'s I actually don't mind if you don't have your own Kita
>>550624750I want to bully Dober with my dick
>>550623115
>>550624750The doc said she goodThat means she goodDoc would never lieOonga boonga
What is the lowest amount of stamina you've won KKS with?
>>550622002She's beautiful. Can't wait until she releases in-game.
>>550624750>possible useless mid-game accel>invalidates on rush>can whiff>can be out of position>the absolute top-tier meta inheritsomething feels really off about this gaslight.
>>550624892>from the internetNOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>550624892is inbreeding the reason half of the cast is retarded
>>550622228I get that Kawakami and Biko have some overlap since Precure and Tokusatsu share DNA, but why is Opera in this theoretical?
>>550624870No problem bbgurlDon't forget you owe me a blowie
>>550624749indeed
>>550624870Gyarumanko love
When's IRL hopeful stakes?
>>550624995Gentle Wife Gentl--wait what? Why she so tiny?>>550625001Technically yes, but no. Girls are cutest when they're retarded, that's the real reason.
>>550624750
>>550624995I made this.
>>550624995rape
>>550624067Bachi gu yo!
>>550624870i hate this big-headed zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>550625202next week
>>550624935Anything is possible if you hit a gold recovery
>>550619485Don't browse /uma/ the 24 hours after a loss, people know how to push losers' buttons and the anonymity encourages it.
>>550624067I like how she's an adult who mentally has her shit together. As much as a woman can, anyways.
>>550625164Her sister is cuter, so is Gentil.
>>550625278Bachii gu yo~
name her crimes
>>550624271
I just failed 5 under 10% trainings in a single career with a borrowed parent :)
>>550623425Bc they hired a guy who called BA audience pedos lol
>>550625274ever heard of baby hercules and the snakes? you will be the snake
>start running 3 times a week>resting heart rate goes from 98 to 76why haven't you guys taken the Uma pill?
>>550624067HER BIG HAIRY BUSH
>>550625407She’s kind of a slob outside of school, which makes her feel more real imo.
>2h20m leftEnjoy your last moments /uma/.Once I MLB Kitasan it's over for you.
>>550625537My knees are close to exploding.
>>550624243>Create a problem>Sell the solution
>>550625501lmao for real? that's hilarious inapt holy shitreminds me of that one dev that hired some twitch faggot once to play and advertise their game, he played it for 10 minutes then took a shit on them
Whalebros how do we cope with f2pchads being on our level?
>>550623425The government needs castration mandates for people specifically like you
>>550625537>anon's heart is beating LESS>believes it makes him healthieranon, you're dying.
>>550625675By winning.
But does Mejiro dober have a good career bc I hate MUH MEJIRO. She’s generic cute but is her story good
>>550624187I love that googling this (to see whether it was pasta or something) turns up bible verses.>Psalm 141:3 Set a guard, O LORD, over my mouth
>>550625615have you tried taking knee-grow? >>550625698American education
>>550625506>her hands on my snakeWorth it
>>550624750>rushes>fucking diesat least sweep gets self-control
>>550625765>ogu smile poster>is a retard that wont get a jokeamazing
>>550625537My right knee got busted a few weeks ago but I ran a couple miles yesterday without any issues. I'm gonna pick up the pill again
>>550625501How game companies constantly manage to find the absolute worst matches in humanity for managing social media campaigns is beyond me. Stop casting your net onto the dumpster fire that is California.
>>550625537Running is extremely feminine. Weightlifting + boxing classes for cardio is all I need.
>>550625462Degeneracy
>>550625663I know a little abt streamers but yeah cdawg, the British guy said that. (He’s right tbd, BA inept for picking him) Idk how people can watch ironmouse, most annoying voice alive
>>550622002>>550624950Both Scarlet's and Biwa's Christmas alts are really pretty.
>>550625537My achilles’ tendons are 2/3rd the normal size and I’ve inherited my dad’s rotten ankles so I’m probably going to have to get some prostheses before I can run again
>>550625407Anon...
>>550625452my eyes always go to urara dancing when I watch this webmshe's so cute
>>550625462Disqualified from not giving me paizuri (that means she has to give me it)
I don't believe in the CM matchmaking schizobabble.
>>550625537Join a marathon for the true uma experience
>>550625938>t. Daiwa Scarlet
Reminder that if you don't have 200 rolls x however many copies you need of kitasan you need, what is about to happen is entirely your fault and you should consider quitting the game instead of seething about it here in this general.
>>550625861let me guess, you're sub 175cm?
>>550625939she's just like me
>>550625776>forced late start and -40 wit for 2/3rds of her career>will be incurable if you forget to run Takarazuka in MANT
>>550625832“They’re popular we should hire them” when their audience isn’t the game audience it’s nuts
>>550625018I feel like she could easily be convinced into becoming a Tokusatsu fag.
>>550625765if your HR were zero (0) then that'd be bad.if it were one (1) then that'd be bad....>b-but 50? uh... y-yeah, 50 is good! in fact it's a sign of good health!idiots.
>>550626064187cm. Nice try though.
>>550626028My tits are unfortunately not nearly as nice as hers…
surely you all have 9 Stam/9Med parents by now right?
>>550625939I do this
>>550625972I asked JP and they said matchmaking in cm isn't real. And I trust them on game mechanics over sloptubers or posters here.
>>550625936They are absolutely peak. Probably using my selector on Holihide and saving for Scarlet
>resting heart beat of near 100 is good acktuallywell said, fatty!
>>550626029Worse comes to worse I use my ticket and crystal idgaf
>>550626201>stamina parentsi can hit 1k stamina with just riko and 1-2 power cards.>ew power cardswit isn't a real stat, acceleration is.
>
You fags play gacha and you can't convince me you live a healthy life.
>>550626093you can skip career goals in MANT?1st in tajikistani kinen is mandatory for her
>Started Uma 5 months ago>Gained interest in running sports and started running>Wanted to know more about Umas so I started learning Japanese >Overall feel healthier and smarter nowBut wait, the negatives>Spend 20% of my salary on carats for daily gambling now>Obsessed with Mejiro McQueen to the point I bought her plushie>Sometimes I finish my sentences with "desu wa" which got me some weird looks at the jobHas playing Uma improved or worsened your life~desu wa?
Wow! You get carats for getting a Triple Crown?
>>550626197May I see them
>>550626374you're going to get absolutely fucked this CM if you're a witlet
>>550626414MANT doesn't have career goals period.
>>550626437No, it's random. You can get carats for winning any graded race (cygenerous woo!)
>>550625537Got back to running and gave myself runners knee so I have to rest
>>550626413FITGOD can do it.
>>550626476No.
>>550626414Yes that's the whole point of MANT. You can do whatever races you want so long as you get enough points each year
>>550626414Goals in MANT are just "get X number of fans" and are not tied to whatever goals existed in URA.
>>550626413if you're not lifting in [current year] then you're ngmi
i exclusively run and don't hit the gym at alli look like this
>>550624750Gambling accel is... gambly? WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED
>>550626413>he doesn't know the witGOD routineUmamusume is a /fit/ game.
>>550626414Oh, that's a cute Sweepy! Cute cute cute!!!
>>550626397never stop gambling doto
Turf Queens...
>>550626413You’re right. I’m killing myself.
does angeling and scheming work on pace chasers or is there another parent i should be running on Taiki
>>550626649If I ever see you get ready for a creampie
>>550626413My umas would want me to look good and be healthy
>>550626197well yeah, you're a man
>>550626649Balding, overweight ojisan here. I run like this.
Just realized all 3 people in my CM had Kitasan set as support borrow
Do NOT recommend people go to the gym now. The new year's crowds are already going to make the gym worse. Fuck off we're FULLLLLLLL.
Reminder witgod is a gymbro who pushes a new PB in between videos, meanwhile every sloptuber is a lanklet or fatass.
>>550626649if i saw someone running like this then i would quietly judge them in my internal monologue.
>>550626394Original S2 would have done something similar
>>550626232I also really like the look of her "Engineered Victory" Mecha skin. Biwa isn't one of my favourite umas but I have to admit that she gets some of the best-looking alts in the game.
>>550626717sex and gifting expensive things to tamasex with gold citymarriage and happy life with luna and teio
Can i hit enough stam for next CM with Riko, 0 stam/pow cards and 0 stam sparks?
>>550626763>he doesn't have a private gym at his apartment or a home gym if a housecelkekyPOW!
soon... *cough* human rights... *wheeze*
are there umamusume themed truck nuts out there for sale?
>>550626413>he fell for the healthy life industry gaslights>when his grandparents most likely never ate that garbage and lived to 90>and the average "healthy lifestyle" enjoyer average lifespan is 50Lmao
why do we hate curren chang again
>>550626717More like, I'm going to cry if this cucks me from NSM
I just restarted the game when cafe came, and I want to use cards that would benefit late / end uma because I find that running style funIs there any upcoming cards for late and end closers that I should be looking out for? Do I drop my starting gems on this kitasan banner that everyone is talking about?
>>550626738Yea
>>550626840you'd have to EXPLODE all over that stamina facility and it'll still leave you a gutlet.
>>550626726You should be running McQueen, there'll be too many front runners and suzukas for you to activate angling with a pace chaser
>>550626649Nobody runs like this.
>>550626938We don't, we want to have sex with her.
>>550626945HOOOEEEHH ARIGATOU
>>550626938slimy whore, she wants your dick and will ruin your life to get it
>>550626945It won't as long as you win the last round and you already won another 2
>>550626717>>550626945bwo you SERIOUSLY don't need to go for the top if top 5 is within your reach on the 2nd team
>>550625954She is objectively the most eye catching uma, like not even talking about pretty design or gacha overdesign shit. Her color attracts eye because it stands out too much. Everyone has their colors slightly deluted then there's this fuckass bright pink horse.The only other uma to do this is Loves Only You but even then, her outfit is dark.
>>550626945Fell for it again award
>>550626763>no homegym in 2025get off the gacha and get a job, sweepy.
>>550626924ok lil bro
>>550626763>he goes to a gym>full of sweaty people and sweaty machines>he doesn't have his own weights and treadmillEwwwww.
>>550625537I triee but my left knee exploded and it took months to heal. I think I'll have to lose more weight and try other excerise.
>>550626968my ace is already set to be suzuka, I was just planning on my other runners being Taiki and another front runner I haven't decided yet
>>550626938She's just like my bitch sister who has sex with bald fat guys and negros willingly but god forbid I get into her pants at night even once fuck her
>>550626840Depends on your sparks, cards, and attribute growths of your uma, but mostly yes, you don't need more than 800 stam this CM
>>550626945BASED pure umadol tried her best to carry
>>550626957Yes, then save for Neicha rerun
>>550627121I have a homegym I have hardly used for more than a year, it's honestly astonishing how lazy I am
>>550625759it's oc my one contribution to the world
>>550627262What sparks was this?
>>550626938I don’t!
>>550627257The cow needs a diet and to exercise more.
>>550627103High roll game. ALWAYS gamble. The dopamine hit when it works is worth it.
hehe... dancho is gonna kick all the kitasanlets...hehe
>>550627195>>550625615>>550625827I have a torn ACL from a skiing accident so I've been using an elliptical since. Crank the resistance and you'll be burning 1000Cal/hr
>>550627234I meant you should have McQueen as a parent, her inherit is good this CM for pace chasers like Taiki
>Try to make a medium distance pink spark Taiki parent>1/3 chance to select distance spark * 1/3 chance to select medium distanceits not realistic to even hope for a 2* blue to go with it
I have runner's knee but I don't go outside, what's the logic there
I hate all of you stupid negros~desu wa
>>550627482Why the fuck is she like this
For me, it's the simple yet effective lunges/squat/stairmaster trifecta
You're getting kicked from the club if you don't have MLB human rights in less than 3 hours.
>>550627105VERY VERY PINK HONS
>>550626938
>>550627585but I don't wanna use all my carats on the first day...
>>550627482
two hours left, so close!
>>550626717I think I've only beaten the turf queens twice. The more double circles you have the more likely you are to lose.
>>550627105Please don't call her a fuckass.
choberiguu
KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>55062730916* Stam 13* Med Taiki and Makween as parents
>>550627721LET HER EAT YOU STUPID BITCH
>>550626924Food from the supply chain in general is less healthy than it's ever been. Suppliers will feed you literal sawdust to aid their profit margins if they can sneak it past the FDA and other overseeing bodies.
>>550625537I screwed up my right CFL in high school and worsened it in sports in college to the point I have to consciously plant my foot down or else I roll it and fall. It’s why I wear boots and running is an exercise of me expecting to stumble and fall.
I want to put my trainee's entire ear_ in my mouth
>>550627347But you get nothing from going top vs middle once.
It really grinds my gears how often an uma will sit out of its spot or simply hold onto their spirit bursts
>>550627272Who is neicha?
>>550627542your muscles have wasted away from spending thousands of hours sitting in front of your computer and jacking off to horse girls
daiwa scarlet more like daiwa COWlet
>>550627934neicha deez nuts
>>550627934
>>550627870THATS MY LINE I want to deepthroat Cafe’s ear to surprise her and make her shriek before she kinda expects it later in the future
>>550627958I don't jack off while siting at my desk so that can't be it
>>550627819>>>/pol/
>>550627902Sweep has taunted me with her bursts way too often
>>550626840>Can i hit enough stam for next CM with Riko, 0 stam/pow cards and 0 stam sparks?You can with stam sparks pretty easily, so you could probably high roll it without
s-soon i'll finally be a real human bean...
>>550626394CUTEBut Tama's NTR smile at 0:09 kinda ruins it
>>550626938women that crave attention are the worstthey devolve into karens the moment their attention income dries up, still fueled by years of their narcissistic antics, they become irrelevant and still believe the world revolves around them
>>550628065
>>550627902If I actually cared about the gold ignite skills I'd be constantly seething, because some of them sit on their full orb the entire run and never do SHIT.
>>550622774Is that Teio alt good?
>>550628206
>>550627983In-game umas should get sweaty after each race. It makes no sense that they don't cross the finish line drenched in sweat and with steam visible during winter races. This is for immersion purposes of course.
>>550628065so like, do you do it while standing
>>550627870>>550628056anons don't
>>550627819Ah yes, my sawdust filled meat, eggs, potatoes and flour. Maybe stop buying shit.The only real annoyance is I have to walk 4 blocks to buy the chicken that isn't 50% water.
>>550628320He does it in the shower
>>55062779716* stam is the secret to everything. My unlucky ass can only get 12*.
>>550628272Yes, she has good armpits.
>>550628390oh yeah? post them
>>550628206Those are usually the ones that fuck up weddings and such. Very dangerous creatures.
>>550628069that's just an observation of material reality, anon. a bipartisan one, eventhe most you can say is it's specifically talking about america, your bumfuck nowhere country may have actual working regulations in place
>>550628334
>>550626413I've been helping my girlfriend take care of herself better by instilling habits I struggle to keep myself because I have a problem with routines where as she lives and dies by routines. I bought her a twin star cup that she refills 3 times a day and drinks water. And she wrote down a schedule for herself to do because she works from home and takes cares of animals. I bought her a few games from the steam winter sale. The best healthy habit I have is eating fruit regularly and keeping a 1.5 liter water bottle near me so im always hydrated.
mejiro mackween
Should I use my borrows to make parents or aces?My best parents are like, 6* blue and some useful pinks, no white skillsMaybe that's why my runs are ass
When are we getting this sexy uma?
>>550627870I don't think I can do that without gagging. Should I start with Pasa and work my way up?
>>550628206doto would say this
fun fact about dueling, 400 guts is equivalent to one gold speed skill and every 200 guts above that is a white speed skill. So an uma with 1200 guts dueling has the power of 3 gold speed skills for the time she's dueling
Umas as labubu
>>550628206ooooh boy, another loser whose "knowledge" about women comes from low IQ /r9k/and /pol/ threads.
Bros... This princess is kind of cute...I might have to go with the King Halo + Kawakami Princess pairing with my Fuji for the next CM.
>>550628289There should also be smell-o-vision, especially for the umas thst flash their pits after a race.
>>550628320>>550628208half sitting up in bed, way more comfortable that way
>>550625452Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>550628591She really is!!!
>>550628632>sitting up>not lying downgay but fair enough
Everything you don't like isn't your /pol/ bogeyman, fuck off.
>>550628643i want taiki hugs
>>550626957if you like playing backliners then mejiro dober is a good target character. you can pull on her specific banner or wait for the first anniversary for the all-spark. also, christmas oguri is a very versatile unit and can be ran late/end.the nice nature (wit)/oguri cap (power) banner is okay BUT nice nature wants to be MLB and oguri is only useful for miles.https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha/history?server=ja&year=2021&type=sup#30061the fuku (speed)/admire vega (power) banner is okay but fuku wants to be MLB and vega is both a power card (lower priority than other stats) and specialized for ends (hard to justify hyper-specific cards for a f2p/low-spend).https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha/history?server=ja&year=2021&type=sup#30063the Mr.CB (wit) is the more important end closer-specific card because wit cards are easier to fit into decks and this card is just a lot better than admire vega (power).https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha/history?server=ja&year=2022&type=sup#30089>do i pull kitayes, you want 3LB minimum. ideally, you're rerolling until you hit 3LB or higher kita AND at least one copy of super creek.if you keep up to date with this youtuber (https://www.youtube.com/@MooMooCows) then he'll remind you when important backliner cards and/or units are releasing.
Does your club have Uma variety or is it all reddit neicha, goldshit, suzuwank, and maruzen
>>550628616>wears black>better for long races>loves cafe, increasing perspirationSmell-o-vision can't come soon enough
>>550628487>my girlfriendstop posting uma art immediately, you fucking cheaterumas belong to us pure 2d-only virgins
T-MINIS TWO HOURS
your reign is coming to an end whale-san
>>550628206i hate women so much its unrealmuch love from umastan
>>550628515There's still time before next cm, try to make some better parents with your borrows.
i dont get this gamewhat do unique skills even doit is not like the uma gets any speed boost at all>play the animation>running keeps normal as usual
Mmmm sweaty umas
>>550628792She’s so dumb. I love her.
I'll be here to teabag the corpses of the minnows and f2poors that don't make it.
>Doing work with Uma sitting in the background>Keep hearing an incessant screeching every 5 seconds>Teio is on my homescreen
>>550628979
>club is fracturing over politicisi fucking hate Europeans
>>550628452*breathes in*PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT GET PATTED GET PATTED PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT
>>550628945speed up skills raise top speed, so they only do anything if the uma is already at top speed (midrace, last spurt unless you're gassed or a death-tier powerlet), accel skills only do anything if the uma's currently accelerating (very start of the race, start of the last leg unless you're a stamlet)fov skills
Do male horses have a g-spot in their prostate like human males?
>>550628826We watched all 3 seasons of uma together, both movies, and cried at the tama and oguri race during cine gray. Both of us hope for a T.M opera story soon. It's her favorite horse and I think she would be interesting to watch based on the IRL horse history of being known as being a heel and unpopular.
>>550629116Very very interesting, is it about any country in particular?
FORGED IN THE FIRES OF A FREE2POOR DECKHE NOW WIELDS THE LEGENDARY KITASAN
>>550629086I WANT A RUDOLF GF I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT
>>550629116How does anyone argue politics with in game chat?
>>550629116not my problem, didnt fucking ask, brown mutt
>>550628452>>550629086>>550629136MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU MOFU
good enough or keep going? i can definitely make one with better stats but getting s medium and groundwork inherit is annoyingnot pictured is angling btw
>>550628945Simply read the description
>>550628979>>550629086>get into franchise>favorite is actually popular and has a lot of fanartfeels good for once
doesn't horse sweat have the consistency of glue
>>550629198vivlos my beloved
>>550628803Thank you so much. I will see if I can get lucky for kita then first
>>550628979Old family recipe
>>550628452>>550629136>>550629208>>550629245GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED
>>550629197it's not a European country>>550629227d*scord>>550629229a melty already?
The whales are afraid
>>550629281>drinking uma sweat would be like drinking cumOH NO OH NO
>>550629198sex with cheva sex with cheva sex with cheva sex with cheva sex with cheva sex with cheva sex with cheva sex with cheva sex with cheva sex with cheva which means I get the other two FOR FREE on top>>550629274>start game on release>can't make up my mind between luna and ogu>went with luna and never looked backfeels nice having my cute fluffy wife
>>550629116how the fuck are you having arguments when you can't write more than 3 words without accidentally setting off the filter because you've inadvertently spelt out an indonesian slur across three different words
>>550628979that's rain not sweat retard
>>550629198Cheval and I will cover her so she doesn't feel too shy
>>550629362>discord clubOofSomeone must have politisperged between the dick pic swapping huh?
>>550629490what a whore
all you gotta know is that you train oguri and win cos she is cap aka peak
>>550629198Vivlos is transChevachi is a lesbian boyVerxina is the only good choice
stop making me lust for umas
>>550629383>isn't this animals sweat like glue?which is funny cuz haha horses get turned into glue!>first thought anon has is DUDE SWALLOWING CUM LOLgood christ you're so fucking gay lmao
>>550628803>if you like playing backliners then mejiro dober is a good target characterdidn't we already agree dober's inherit is bad?
I like the Umamusume gameI like the Umamusume animeI like the Umamusume memes and fanart
>>550629537that's a child you sick fuck
>>5506291986 GORILLION GALLONS OF CUM TO CHEVAL NATION
>>550628521At this rate 2029
Having fun is illegal.
>>550628805Decent variety, though Maruzensky is popular.
>>550628892Your MLB Creek? Biko? Fine Motion? SSR Riko?I'm not worried.
I love summer, it should be summer all year long
>>550629559I'm bi bro, so I'm fine with it
this good for scorpio taiki?
>>550629618out of 10? hot>>550629657*in this part of the galaxy
>>550629562you and your discord shilled a video and then pumped it with (You)s, yes, but this general ignores obvious gaslighting operations
>>550629684On the global server Maruzensky is soul.
>>550629648no....
>>550617956So give me an answer, /uma/!If I can't guarantee a maxxed copy of Kita, should I even bother? Having a non maxxed Kita and borrowing other cards (like Riko) seems way worse than just borrowing a maxxed Kita and spending for those SSR cards. Is my logic flawed?
>>550629118I would lick
>>550628945Because they increase target speed. You still have to accelerate to that speed.
>>550629116I asked you white king
>>550628805>>550629684It's a ton of Manhattan Cafe in mine for some reason
>>550628591Really good career story, I might use them too.
>>5506298063LB is good enough if you really can't get to mlbif you fail to even get 3lb unironically just reroll
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>550629806You should bother anyways, even if you don't maxx Kita you will get plenty of SR copies and farm shards to upgrade your copySo go pull
>>550629806which uma is this?
HOOOOOOOEEEEEEEHHH LE UMADOOOOOOL ASTERISK STAR ASTERISK LE FAN CONCERTS GET ZERO GET ZERO MANNAKA MEZASE GO TO TOP UMADOLLLLLLLL LE DIRT KINO!!! LE MY UME IS TOP UMADOL UMADOL UMADOL SUMARU FARUGO MINNA HHHOOOOOOEEHHH ARIGATOU MINNA FANSTACHI IM FRONT RUUUNNNNINGGGGG SPARKLY ASTERISK STAR ASTERISK STARDOM HOOOOEHHHHH UMADOL ASTERISK STAR ASTERISK FALCOTACHI HOEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>550629562Who's "we"?
>>550630032smart falcon does this and says this
I need to get my hands on this Princess Fighter series. For princess research purposes...
>>550629537not an easy task
>>550630025that man is dead
>>550629806Kita is so important that if you can guarantee pity, you want even a 0LB kita so you can slowly rack up crystals to eventually MLB it
>>550630032I say this while I cum inside Falco womb
>>550629806She's mid in MANT anyway and her era starts to dwindle after MANT, you aren't missing much.
>haha no other skills and there's a random groundwork from goldship>take it for shits and giggles>3* groundwork>on a ryan
>>550629562dober's unique is a gamble just like pump. pump requires hyper-specific positioning, dober needs to avoid rush while giving you more leeway positioning-wise. the advantage is good timing.i agree that it has weaknesses but it's still the best general backliner inherit available. some tracks will have other options.
>>550630150taiki certainly makes things hard when training her.
>>550630150Imagine how hot Taiki would be if she were as flat as Suzuka.
This is your GOAT, /uma/?
>>550630032Curren you're drunk, hand me your phone
>>550629175who asked normalfag
>>550630123isn't that show inspired in pretty cure?
Rice shower's budding breasts
I need her so bad, why must I be made to wait 4 years for Gentildonna?
>>550628805Decent mix I suppose
>>550629537
>>550628945>>550629151>>550629928It's been bugging me that its kinda hard to get an intuitive sense of where your speed stat is being fully maximized Its not like you have a speedometer you can look at midrace where you see the uma's max speed and where the needle actually is at any given momentRelative movement between umas and the camera following the general speed of all the umas messes with your perspective toopeople kept meming a while ago about how speed stat is fake in Libra because depending on circumstances who knows who the fuck is actually running at their posted speed limit from race to race
>>550630363ToT
>>550630320>like opera o>have opera o>play with opera o>don't enjoy opera o>get cafe>play cafe>opera o is a bitch that time>now i hate opera oFuck her
O-ogurin???
>>550630375Gentil's donnas....
THE BACON IS SIZZLING
>>550629806assuming you have selector+crystal, you only need two hits for a usable card.
What's the difference between Late Race and Last Spurt?Help me understand, they seem kinda interchangeable but apparently not. When does each Style really start accelerating and thus overtaking? I know End closers start in the middle of Mid Race, for example, what about the others?
>>550630032ICHIBAN DE
>>550630403>>550629537I love Taiki's big smile.
>>550630505>I know End closers start in the middle of Mid RaceThis was a common misconception in early Global. Until anons realized it's just because Golshi is cheating with her unique.
>>550630363I'm not usually a lolifriend but when I'm playing a career with Rice or Taishin and there's a screen transition in summer camp and I see those bug bites jiggle it activates a dark part of me.
>>550630375
>>550630032I say this and look like this and my head is as round as this.
When Kita
>>550630575I started winning CMs the moment I switched off of cow's guides
>>55063076892 minutes
Teio stop tempting me
Do we have a countdown until the great unbricking?
>>550630505There's Last Spurt (race phase) and Last Spurt (mechanic). They are separate. The Last Spurt race phase refers to a stretch of the track close to the very end.The Last Spurt mechanic begins at Late Race. It is the point at which everyone starts to accelerate to their top speed. It happens at the same point for all styles.Cygames decided to name these two unrelated things the same in order to confuse gaijins.
You people are so fucking retarded (forgot the pic).
>>550630032Curren could never...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
>>550630575Top guy won another CM? with a soulful team?Nice for him, he's the most retarded one.
>>550630720>taishin>loliShe's like textbook womanlet, same as tamamo
kitabwos, your carat reserves?Counting tickets, I have enough to hit pity twice, but I already have a 0LB one so I'm going to be saving for the allspark.
>>550630936
>>550630720>>550630979She's 100% shota bait for diddlers.
>>550630505I think they are the effectively the same thing except that some skills say one or the other.
>>550628805thats a variety
>>550631076Same but I got 2LB + the selector + crystal. No matter what I get MLB and Jordan.
>>550630505there are two "last spurts" because cygames is retarded.the "last spurt" is when the race crosses into late-game and all units have unlocked their max target speed. the last spurt/remaining HP calculation takes place and accelerations are key during this section."last spurt phase" is the final 200m of a race. the exact distance may vary depending on track length (though i don't believe that's the case). this is where a skill like homestretch haste runs checks.
Speaking of retarded localizationWhen are they gonna drop the cutesy useless flavor text and give us the real way skills work?>says velocity or speed>it's actually acceleration>says something meaningless>means sped>says starts in x and does 1>it starts in y and does 2I hate localizers
I really really like gyarus
>>550630350I know nothing about that series but it looks like it.
i still don't know what a gyarus is...is it slang for zoomer?
>>550631357literally just search the skill conditions on gametora, anon, no description will ever beat those
So what's the verdict on No Stopping Me for Scorpio?
any other 3LBers here waiting with their 30k?finally happy the game can not fuck me this one timeand to the guys trying to gaslight me the other month, saying you should never pull on a banner you have a 3LB on incase you get spooked later, suck my cock
>>550631357I wish they used both. Raw number descriptions are pretty soulless, but just flavor text is useless.
>>550631526LURK MOAR
>>550630032minNAAAAAAAAAAAAA
curren chang is my favourite hyperflip producerhttps://curren.bandcamp.com/album/crown-of-cuteness
>>550631413Based>550631526>The reddit spacing zoomer has no idea what Gyarus are
>>550631413You were bullied in school.As a cope you fetishize the pretty girls that tormented your life.You would've been a better man if you picked up a gun instead of your cock.
>>550630414my 850 speed uma beat all the other 1000+ speed umas in the finalshow?i dunnojust did
>>550631526gyarus ("gals") were a fashion phenomenon in 1990's (and late 80s?) Japan
>>550631526>is it slang for zoomer?ironic
>did 5 extra G1s>this is still all I could affordI had to choose between fast paced and final rush, but was that the right call? I hate how expensive this lazy bitch is, and all she does is enter shitter racers to pubstomp shitters
>>550631526gyaru is the fucked up nip pronunciation of gal
>>550628805It's varied, but everyone's too chill about Cafe's "friend"
>>550631526japanese stacies that dress and act like bimbos
>want to laze around and do careers >have to be an actual adult and do shit today >realize I have a drug test for the FAA this week tooThe worst part is I ran out of coffee grounds. Save me Manhattan Cafe
>>550631640>>550631684Never use Ulala in your garbage trash posts ever again, you projecting loser. Thank you and have a happy christmas!
>>550631568Unfortunately this is the only solution>>550631602This would be the best, but we know cyjews wouldn't pay a dime to actually make the life of their users better unless they're bleeding
Where are the CM rooms? Is everyone waiting for Kitasan?
>>550631593i'm at 3LB and two anons from the previous thread have successfully gaslit me into passing on MLBing kita. my (big) brain tells me that it's the correct decision.
>None of the gyaru umas are maresKinda gay if you think about it
>>550620517I didn't, I quit the game in October. I have 55k Carrots saved up and today will determine whether I come back or uninstall.
i know nothing about satono diamond (haven't seen s3 yet) but she's absurdly sexy and i heard she's for (You) so I will be saving enough to spark her on day one.
>>550631882I won't start making aces until then, yes.
>>550626649You are definitely a woman
>>550631869
>>550631993why do her armpits look like that, that's not what normal person armpits look like
>>550631943>guys they're based on male horses>that's gay>they're based on horses>not furryYou're retarded and so your mental gymnastics
Cute!
>>550632136that's scar tissue from my tongue.
>>550631684Would she say this?
>>550632207It's okay if you're gay, bwo.
>>550631526
in /uma/ we SUCK DICK and FUCK STALLIONS
>>550632227forehead too big
>>550631943they're femboys?
>>550632125>>550632296It's okay if you're a disgusting furry, bwo.
>>550626789I was thinking of agreeing for a second but to be perfectly honest i'd probably "huh, that's weird" and then look at a pigeon or something like that
>>550632136Those are to get a better penile gripTrainer (me) likes that
>>550631097Prematurely ejaculating inside of Fuji!!!
>>550632314TRUE
:D
>>550632361No need to be this mad, bwo.
>>550631526do you not watch anime
>>550632361>>550632505No need to be this insecure, bwyo.
>>550631076I have 25k but LB3 Kita
soon
>>550622661same thing JPbros did, wait for the next super epic meta speed card to powercreep her and then wait for the next super duper epic meta speed card to replace that etc.
>>550630575buy 3 ads
>>550632456I would impregnate Pitasan
>>550632334All the better to headbutt you with!
>>550632562You're projecting at this point when everyone is being silly, bwo.
>>550631470Watch a couple of episodes of Go! Princess or the original Precure if you're actually interested in seeing what Princess Fighter is actually based on. You don't have to go all the way, but it is a little bit enlightening to understanding her bit.
>>550632537the only animes i've watched at dbz and the english dub of naruto.
Are anondacchis being cute today?
>>550631125these pantyhose are a very unappealing shade of green
The hour of reckoning draws closer.
here's your husbandwife bro
>>550632707I want to deflower chiyono o!
>>550632562>>550632671You're taking all of this silliness far too serious if you can't see a joke cumming right into your face.>>550632694TOP TIER bait, for the wrong board.
>>550632707
>>550632707no, everyone is on edge after losing and the looming brickening
>>550632537Why would anyone still watch anime when it's been shit for years?
>>550632637
I think we should be more worried about the guys who unironically want to fuck mares here…https://files.catbox.moe/bgtfdp.png
>>550632685I might just do that, thanks anon.
>>5506288052 GolShis+Macs, 3 cafes+Kings. The rest are all unique.
>>550628805Yeah its a nice mix and gets diverse with each big new uma banner
>>550632791Not beating the allegations, bwo.
I will be rewarded with jordan early for having used so many carats on City...
should /uma/ gather data on platinum-rates within each of the affiliated clubs to determine who is, indeed, the strongest?
>no high rollswell, fuck you too
I wish manhattan cafe was less popular so I could be more special for liking her
>>550632876I mean, it APPARENTLY can adapt to any size, just one time wouldn't hurt, right?
>>550632791>>550632814>he said while posting pretentious gate
I wish Air Groove was more popular so I could get more cool art of her
>>550632945just roll on the gsk banner brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
>>550632945She isn't wearing anything under there
the last good anime was Code Geass
I must apologize for all Gold City friends. We're not this sensible.
>>550632993That's KINO;Gate to you, you wouldn't get it if you weren't here in 2011 though.
>>550632970if you like sluts you can pull this one, no one likes her
>>550632970isn't your week already special enough?
>>550632728your skin is a very unappealing shade of brown
Banana
>>550633095code gayass lmao
>>550633082BBBBBBBBBBASED!>>550633116>This thing is good because of things outside of the thing itselfGlad you agree that it's HOT GARBGE for literal redditor, same goes for EVA btw. Fun show, but people think it's the second coming of Christ for some godforsaken reason.
>>550632983Stop that. I don’t want to deal with another viral illness because you decided to stick yourself into a horse that looks like your oshi >>550632970At least she gets cool art?
I wish Meisho Doto was more popular so I could get more porn of her
Can someone explain this before I roll on Kitasan?
>>550632945i wanted some new horsies and planned to pull until getting one or the otheri got lewdolf on 180 so obligated to finish then got slut city on 198 and obliged to pity a dupeive bitched about this several times now here
>>550631593yeah I’m at 3LB. I’m gonna use all my tickets and then daily paid pulls hoping I get her early so I can stop if not I’m still pulling til I get her, I need more SRs anyway
>>550633223>shonentard
>man this uma is so shit I'll run her as pace and call it a day>suddenly new interactionFuck you Ryan you useless uma only good for breeding out your ult.
>>550633252>Meisho Doto>pornThe masses don't want porn of Doto.
stop posting my fatass
>>550632707yes
>>550633082That's all the way in 2027. I need my gal pals NoW!
>>550633324Cute that for as masculine as she may look, she’s completely lovey dovey
>>550633089of course she isn't, how else do you expect to start night training otherwise?
>>550633321we LOVE shonenKINO here! thsi includes naruto, boruto and dragonball in all it's versions, except for the boring ass original where he is a gay shota that shits cringe as FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>550633214NICE BANANA
>>550633159shes' too retarded to actually be a slut
>>550633453BANANAS
>>550633389Ryan alt with long hair... Cygames doko...
>>550633369ok is this fat ass acceptable then?
>>550632814Of course anime quality will drop off the cliff if there is like 100 shows every season. You have to find the good that's buried.
I am so glad I am not a kitalet and have do not need to worry about my rolls tonight. Feels good.
>>550632707its starting to get extremely uppity up in here
>>550633372New rabi detected.
>>550633159rude, i like her
>>550633413>>550633321>>550633223what about Keyfags, 'member Keyfags?Imagine being one of those>tfw there will be several Keyfag umas later
>>550632814I've been hearing this since the late 2000s and they've always been retarded for saying that.
>>550633560Don't you get it? EVERYTHING in the old days was GREAT! Those hundreds of shovelware titles for the PS2 or Wii? ALL GREAT, because they're old and made by better people than today!
>>550633413>we LOVE shonenKINO here! thsi includes naruto, boruto and dragonball in all it's versionsYou forgot "and Cinderella Gray".
>>550633616I borrow Kita and have nearly every other speed card of varying LBs. I think im fine
No danchoI will not MLB kitasanMy carats are for umas only right now
>>550633369Your fat ass is my favorite spurt target
>>550633547That top clearly doesn't fit her.
Who's the Expedition 33 of Umamusume?
>>550633804Are you taking me back to the past?Where there was shitty games that sucked ass?
>>550633739>keyfagsWhy do I bother only 2 anons tops will get this one
>>550633881French Teio
>>550633881RedditTachyon or GoldShit. Insanely overrated but absolute dogshit once you give it a proepr look.
>>550633881Kincsem
>>550633739>>550633924we already have Fuku aka Orange Mambo
>>550633881what the fuck does that even mean
>>550629806There's the free selector and crystal we got, covers two copies. If you spent those then you should be able to get the next crystal ~Feb, and when MANT drops we get another selector and there's also a paid selector you can get.It's not too hard to get her to 3LB, MLB. Then that's still like a year of her being the best speed card. You can still use her in MANT 50-60 race bonus isn't that hard to hit with all the free cards they gave us. Then she's still strong and useable until you've MLB'd 3 of the better cards post Pasa.If you're not managing to MLB Kita at this point, are you really going to MLB all the other better speed cards in a timely manner?
>>550633739
>>550632270Haru hates bullying and likes permanent solutions to deal with bad people.
Anyone above 25 should really stop posting and start making a family instead.
>>550633971>Insanely overratedUndoubtedly.>absolute dogshitPure contrarianism.
Torena, I'm afraid it's been... ten years.
>>550633947will we ever have a weeb foreigner horse trainer wanting to put his stinky gaijin horse in the game?
>>550633257Don't do eet. Cygames is shadow halving the rateup on reset so that botters get bent.
is kitasan today
>>550634114shut up WINCEL
>>550633257please do nyot strongly interpret the dot
>>550634114>thinks those are mutually exclusiveZoomies are useless
Is it better to rule in B finals or get destroyed in A finals?
>>550634114How do I acquire an uma wife
>>550633971>still seething
>>550634253It's better to rule over Open A Finals
just need one copy of kita, if its within 50 pulls, im gonna pull HER
>>550634114How about I start one with you?*rapes you*
>>550634114>tfw turned 26 a couple weeks ago
>>550634253Better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep.
>>550634371herr anon... the rolls...
>>550633246what if I wear a condom?
>awful run>dissapointing stats>lost race to fucking team certain victory>no medium s or good sparks>then this happensFuck you too game
>>550634253Whatever makes your heart feel better
>>550634371>one copyanyon... you need 3... ROLL MORE YOU SLUUUUUUUUUUT
>>550634114Ok, give me a wife
>>550634253I ruled in B finals once. My horses were untouchable, I felt nothing.
>>550634394Is it better to be a third place lion or a first place sheep?
>>550634023I think he's asking for who is the most french?
kitasan rerun status
>>550634371>needs oneJust voucher though you're better off getting jordan off either the god banner or the gyaru one>I want to trydaily pull>I want her NOWDon't come crying when she takes you 30k carats>inb4 "I already voucher'd + crystal"Why are you fags like this?
>>550631593pulling at 3LB from 0 doesnt seem worth it when you can full send on another speed card coming up instead and potentially get spooked or just use an uncap item
my club hates menot even thatthey're just indifferentworst possible outcome
>>550634292Horses are not real.
>>550633881montjeu, venus parkdurandal
where kita at?
>>550633539Huh. I expected Hayahide (forma de Honse) to be floofier.
>>550634603>>550634603>>550634603new bread, tosen jordan, kitasan blacked
>>550634601I vouchered and crystall'd kitasan alreadyI only need 2 more copies now
I saw a lot of Cafes with one gold heal and Stamina Siphon, is that shit actually strong enough to act as a second heal at 5.5%?
>>550634392same, back in highschool I thought my life was going to be hell after 25 but it's the same as back then, just be a chill dude
One hour
>>550633924Nigga we've just had multiple key anime in the past handful of years.
>>550634576you're 1 hour early to farm (You)s
>>550634569Sheep are comfy, lions are big cats. Fuck cats.
There's this stupid fucking retard in my club who is vagueposting all the time. I hate his faggot ass with a passion.
>>550634750do NOT fuck cats, anons
>>550634705>I got her to 2LBALWAYS gamble before using vouchers or crystal
>>550634730I knew no one would get itThat's what I get for being old
>>550634801Smart Falcon wouldn't say this
>>550634114Are you volunteering yourself bwo?
>>550634801i do this
>>550634829>Seiun_Sky_creature_getting_spanked.jpg
I shall DDoS the servers at 4:59pm
>>550634801Always reply to Falco posts.Always believe Falco posters.
>>550634527I got 3LB kita tho>>550634601>roll on all uma>get 5 dupes>spark jordancool banner
>>550634854WrongI got her to lb1
>>550634114I have no desire to date anyone nor do I desire to bear someone's children. My heart belongs to 2D!
One more hour till I'm unbricked...
I've got no Kitasan, 10k carats and a dream
>>550634114I already have a family retard
>>550635109>Roll on all uma>Get 5 rice showers in a row, a literal 1 in 1m resultwell if you're that much of an unlucky nigger you'll also get Jordan at the 20th ten pull of her banner unless you recognize you're a retard that gaslighted himself into thinking that some banners are good while others are bad because you may be really unlucky in the one you dislike>>550635195Grim, as it's still unusable until you rolled in her fucking banner
>>550635370You shouldn't talk like that about your family
This run felt pretty good, call the spark.
>>550635548stam 2 med 2
>>550632685>Cursing him into the mahou shoujo x tokusatsu holeBased
>>550635451but look at my list, surely if I want Jordan I should roll on her banner instead of all uma? my dupe chance is pretty bad now
>>550635626IF ONLYfucking hell blueballed literally again
>>550635816>I have a low chance of getting a dupe if I roll in one hourGoing by that logic, if you wait for the all banner you're going to be rolling for 47 umas including Jordan and whoever else you want, and if you umanage to get who you want at 190 pulls (~$380) you can spend $21 in free carats to spark instead of getting 190 clovers.
>>550631526Gyaru was an ancient irl (90s) fashion phenomenon, that looked quite different than current year gyarus. Nowadays gyarus only exist in anime, and the meaning has morphed into "stacy". So basically fashion-conscious, stylish, popular girl, usually moves in packs of 3. They're classically the antagonists to a shoujo protagonist. They've become so popular in recent years you see tons of gyarus in lot of franchises, even in settings where they don't fit like sword & sorcery fantasy. Some gyarus are even protagonists. Gold city and Tousen Jordan are very stereotypical protagonist gyarus, but Mejiro Palmer and Daitaku Helios are very gyaruish too. Helios is a somewhat rare sub-type, because she's also a total zoomer.
>>550634114Do married people still fantasize about an uma wife?
>>550636112To add on to this, if you're not F2P you can simply daily pull 10 times during her banner for like 500 carats (the $7 a month pack gets you this) which is far better than both skipping the banner completely or ten pulling like a madman
>>550635889bro there’s honestly a point where you gotta say fuck it and run with it anyway if the sparks are good enough. My bar for parents is so fucking low I’ll stop at high affinity, matching track, and the fucking cancer skills like groundwork/straightaway spurt
>>550636425>To add on to this, if you're not F2P you can simply daily pull 10 times during her banner for like 500 carats (the $7 a month pack gets you this) which is far better than both skipping the banner completely or ten pulling like a madmanAny math nerds care to calculate the near 0% probability this will actually get her
A quick jigg (maybe)https://jiggie.fun/h2a_pIhttps://jiggie.fun/h2a_pI
>>550634114Dead at 25 Buried by 70
>>550636778>age of chat bots>he can't ask one of them to slurp all the water in a marginalized community7.5% for 500 caratsFar better than the actual 0% from skipping a banner
>>5506370057.25% chance PER ten pull!?HELL YEAH I LIKE THOSE ODDS, IM GOING ALL IN IN 30MINUTES
>>550637005Thanks UmaGPT
>>550637005I would never trust a computer to calculate anything for me.t. Computer Science guy
I accidentally used my real country while signing up for a Cygames ID and now I can’t use the cash shop…
>>550637457Math works differently in Japan anyway. Anon's answer fails to account for the influence of prayers made at shrines
>>550637595Oh blyat...
WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>550637751Oh kankerzooi…
>>550637778AHHH STOOOOP
what's the meta cards for until february? given that i don't need to roll except to upgrade my 0lb satono
Worth using the ticket and crystal to mlb FM if I have mlb Kita and SC?
