>>550621314>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>international tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1XZ1Nbd5lT436azepJLPfdJuEe-UcHGPwE_9yt2yrYt4/edit?usp=sharing>sign uphttps://forms.gle/ZKHbZh9F52MB4d8r9>/mjg/ sings Kajitsu singuphttps://files.catbox.moe/ntuidu.mp3
oh my mahjong
Heres what I think of this "tourney"
>>550687764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17mlvbtcKKU
his name is WHAT
>>550687987J O H NC E N A
>>550687987nothing wrong with me
nana sex
>>550688115nice bulge, sister
>>550688115>draw a girl>call it a guy
>>550688115cute small pecker
>>550688147>>550688183>>550688197>puffy_vulva.jpg
>>550688147>>550688183>>550688197ever heard of a puffy vulva?
>>550688115Nana's 'nana
sucky
>>550688247>>550688248 https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12522229lol, lmao
>>550688487ever heard of the death of the author?
Live Narrating Death of the Authorcynthia-7.png
mila bricked my account
>>550688557You can't death of the author yourself out of being gay
>>550687764hello tourist here, nice boobies in OP's pic. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk, have a good one
>>550688882saki boobies in the OP is literally the only way /mjg/ gets fresh blood
>>550687764>sucky
it's insane how 90% of /mjg/ only plays mahjong because of sakiif it wasn't for ritz we'd all be playing poker or chess
>>550689073wrong
>>550689073No I would be gooning
>>550689073I came on the funny little pictures itt.
Okay so what happens after the top 16? I don't get it
>>550689125no? saki making anons play is the origin story for practically every oldfag
>>550689073It was a friend who introduced me thoughbeit? I still can't decide if I should jump kick his back or give him the /mjg/ Special and peck him on the lips.
>>550689073At least 30% of /mjg/ is Chinese and play it because it’s what their family did over the holidays
>>550689547that's not what the map and international tourney says
Inferior factions, you have no chance of winning this tournament. Hail to the kings, baby.
>>550688882You are always welcome for more boobs
>>550689073for me it was fkmt
Ritz ruined my life
Superhero Movie (Extended Version) [2008]
>>550689603I think I'm going to get a late night burger, I'm hungryxenia-11.png
I just want to touch boobs.
>>550689073for me it was higurashi
>>550689073Never watched SakiI don't watch anime
>>550689936Yes.
>>550687764i did the tutorial and then did a game against ai and i ran out of timethis game is stupid and you are all gay
>>550689073It's Pon no Michi for me though
>>550689586Second generation Chinese diaspora generally do not care for representing the PRCt. refusing to fight under said banner
>>550690135You can change thinking time in the settings when creating a room
>>550689603>one of the worst tournies ever made>multiple pieces of OC alreadyBravo! Simply bravo!
>>550690314>one of the worst tournies ever madecan't be worse than sugma
>>550690313exceptional post
without WAR it cannot be seen
>>550690619We need the Ghost of Keeb save us from this WAR.
chicken knib? i'll take two
I think Sucky is great.
>>550691024Still edible
>>550691024Life.
>>550691024
>>550690313best post
>>550691024That's what you get for buying a slop bowl.
>>550689073for me it's vtuber
>>550689073for me its horsey game
>chuuni mom has a nameI N C O M I N Ghopefully
>>550692410get rid of the aka
>>5506924101p
>>5506924108 myriads
>>550692410uhh shouldn't the hands be hidden
>>550692474>>550692525>>550692750
>>550693273I won
>>550693273>they can't see the yakumanngmi
>>550693273I won.
>>550693273explain to me why it's not 7m here
>>550689073Saki made us play.
Wow
it's insane how 90% of /mjg/ only drinks waterif it wasn't for water we'd all be drinking something else
I drink 4 energy drinks a day
>>550694193Stop copying me
>>550694148We drink water.
>>550689073very much this
IDrinkBeer
ISmokeWeed
I only drink love nectar from little girls
I drink air.
Monster makes me feel ill but Red Bull makes me feel great nya!
I can jong
>>550694905I can't
TO here everyone wants to be california now lmao
who in their right mind would volunteer to be the famous californian?
>>550695918your meatup reps?
Californication.
>had a dream TO was able to change >names colors on IRC to match the factions The yellow on white background is haunting me in my dreams
>>550658469don't think you're getting away with your insubordination, b**q****. you're being closely watched and any sign of you not following orders will be met with a firing squad.
>>550695985do you know why I chose yellow?because you shits are pisspoor lmao
TO hereafter the points reveal last night there are a gorillion ways we can move forward, I can conceed and make it more traditional and cleaner like EU and NA in their own heavy weight division where only one wins the points race makes it past qualis while the other faction gets removed and the 4 zako factions are their own divisions and one of them get removed from top 16ORmy favorite in which keep the random gimmickshit points where there are 2 super special HVT aussies running around, is that I can offer some incentives to the LVTkeks of NA and EU. Incentives as in you can steal points when you are matched with HVTS of the small 4, like if HVT gets 3rd or 4th and you get 1st or 2nd you get some points. You can larp as a specialized HVT hunters this way and increase your odds. Ill pick one of these 2 revisions after sing ups which will end in ONE HOUR from this post
TO I'm a waffle, not a frenchie, our GDP is negative, please update.
>>550696429keep gimmick points
how it feels to not make any effort to understand the rules and just play in the tourney for fun
TO hereim HVT
>>550696429>sing ups which will end in ONE HOUR from this postwtf, why do you need so much downtime
>>550696429>after the points reveal last nightCan you link it? Please, I missed it
>>550696625no
>>550696429stick to your guns. don't change anything.
>>550696429I'd prefer the 2nd, just like NA and EU sent soldiers recruited from the slums to colonize the rest of the world, the LVTs of those regions must hunt the rest of the world
>>550696429Random gimmickshit is what makes it so fun
>>550696921yes
>>550696429keep the random gimmickshit
TO doko
>>550695974stop making these shitty edits
GLORIOUS DAY
GLORIOUS DAY!
Asapin on the telly!Also uoohtani on table B
>>550695985You could do something like that on mIRC but it would be client-side.
Is TO already gone?
>>550697368retard
>>550697474You might be able to use colour codes in your username the way some people do for their vhost.
give book bro your energy
>>550697816IIRC color vhosts and nicks are a rizon donator perk and can only be granted by ircops
>>550697782Surely he was just joking.
>>550696429the fact that you are even considering the possibility to give up your gimmick again for "balance" is what makes you niggercat
>>550697941Damn, I hate cops.
>>550696429keep gimmickshit
>>550696845It looks like TO already left the thread. Can someone help me?
>>550696429do the points of people who only play 1 or 2 games count to the team?
>>550698660https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AQtAVU9k7L9XknkM8JJYlz2tURkGDvU3N69Rj0wUIHY/cynthia-7.png
>>550698660depends, which faction are you
>>550698872Good guys faction
>EU HVTs are yuzus
YUZU MENTIONED!
I don't understand. Is it better to be HVT or LVT?
>uotani voice
>>550698775no
>/uma/ on infchan fucked a horse IRL
>>550698872EU
>>550698872the good guys ( USA)
>>550699527I see...
>>550699759more like the jude guys
so why are all the spics and seaniggers HVT again?What does HVT/LVT even mean?
>>550699759>jews are the good guysgood goyim
>queued against n*****r>feed him because he's a HVT for our team>it was actually n*****rs
>>550700190colonial reparations
>>550700190ITS REPARATION TIEM!
>>550699114LVTs are collusionchads, work together and prey on HVTs as far as I understand.
Why is Algeria a MVT while other euros are LVT?
How come Lemuria guy is not golden special boy?
>>550700589hes Algeria by heart by FR by residence
TO hereSIGN UPS ARE OVERGET READY FOR WAR18 UTC TONIGHT
>>550701165AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FORGOT TO SING UP
>>550701165signed up for war but got put on miko duty instead
>>550701165
You're MVT? I'm DSU (didn't sign up).
The last thread was an unfortunate casualty of WAR.
>last thread got nuked
>>550701165I thought you were gone for the next few hours.Please >>550696845
>>550702074what link do you want? are you expecting a stream? just check the Spreadsheet
>>550702007>nukes dropping even before WAR begun
>>550702339Didn't you explain anything in your reveal post you mentioned?
I'm gonna sell weapons to all sides.
I've been on /uma/ for exactly 3 posts and I'm now resenting every /mjg/ anon that shilled it.>gachatards>unironic horsefuckers>no sense of community >hyper fast general without shared topics of discussions>whole cycle of posting is >post reactionary engage bait >anons (you) and either reply some shape of "based/cringe" >discussion doesn't move forward from there >every other anon is posting pictures or webms without anything to say in the meantimeIt's just sad to watch, their humanity has been completely eroded away.
>>550702648>Didn't you explain anything in your reveal post you mentioned?Oh yes i did, very elaborately but unfortunately the previous thread was nuked so its lost now
>>550702648The sheet doesn't explain anything but maybe the doc does
Bravo ausieskeks
>>550702745You pick uma you like and that's itTreating gacha as something worthwhile is just delusional
GO RED!
I've been on /mjg/ for exactly 3 posts and I'm now resenting every /uma/ anon that shilled it.>gachatards>unironic tilefuckers>no sense of community>hyper slow general without shared topics of discussions>whole cycle of posting is >post reactionary engage bait >anons (you) and either reply some shape of "based/cringe" >discussion doesn't move forward from there >every other anon is posting pictures or webms without anything to say in the meantimeIt's just sad to watch, their humanity has been completely eroded away.
>>550702745mahjong?
/mjg/'s shared topic? pee pee poo poo
>>550702908Don't use my wife to shitpost.
>>550702884How does /mjg/ do it? How do we manage to effortlessly be the best gacha general in the whole world wide web?
>>550687764Cutest, hottest, best sisters.
It's obvious it's just one guy making all the forced OC for this tourney.
>>550702745that's most gacha generals though, /mjg/ is the outlier not the norm
>>550702745this is literally every gacha thread on this boardif you consider /mjg/ a gacha thread then it's a weird exception where you can actually have meaningful discussion
>>550702894red is our colour ru**ian you can be grey
>>550703061thisI find it sad they're always so low in popularity polls
>82 signups
>>550702772No way. It's over for meI actually reread the doc and it looks like info has been added. My problem is that I don't like collusion tourneys, so I don't know what to think about it
>>550703303
>>550702658Do not do this unless it is WRITTEN in the rules, otherwise you will be banned! (maybe probably not)
>>550703303>it's just one guy who's shilling for a nationalities tourneygood to see that I know what /mjg/ really wants
>>550702745>>550703076>>550703110I'm from /gfg/ and the situation there is more similar to /mjg/ than /uma/ or /bag/. But if you look at /gflex/ (which is our sister general) they are more like /bag/gots as well.It feels like the shallowness of modernity is just destroying zoomers' brains for a quick buck.
Alright so is anyone doing a regular tourney after this one or do I have to
>>550703909TO*You are now the TO that stepped up.
>>550703909How schizophrenic are you? How many mystery stories have you read? How is your health?
>>550703716/gflex/ is /jong/ of /mjg/
You don't NEED to be a schizo on the verge of death to make a regular tourney.
>>550703036Occult memes aside, this is the only gacha I know of where it makes absolutely no difference which character you use.
>>550703716I'd expect that the entire family would've moved to the new game general with regular fresh content, and the situation would be the opposite of what you described.
>>550704236not that desperate for a regular tourney that i would lower my standards for anything less
What is gflex and what do they have to do with us?
>>550704236It wouldn't be regular then though?
>>550704236Do you think that after a year of the new captcha training I will be able to figure out a single regular mystery?I'm honestly amazed by all the anons that manage to solve so many mysteries. I've never figured out a single thing in both higurashi and umineko.
blue archive collab was a mistakenot even close
>>550703197Where's your OC? You don't have any? Well too bad, our color now
>>550704295Everyone moved to a new anonboard and merged together, and left the tourists behind in here.>>550704432I think that anon meant that /gflex/ is to /gfg/ what /jong/ is to /mjg/.
>>550703934hakuif it deals in i kill you
>>550704738I folded with 7p. That cheeky kamicha rused me.
>>550704683So where's the real /gflex/ now?
>>550703219I would whale like a mf if they were playable in Mahjsoul or RC. I thought Kuro might have a chance in the 2nd collab, but Ako was probably just too popular and they didn't want 2 girls from the same team that time.
>>550705007inside regular /gfg/ on 2x4chan
>>550689073Blue Archive made me play
BAMadeMePlay
>>550703934friendly 3mranked white dragon, although 3p looks very safe too
>>550705719i am changing my mind there is no way 3p deals into anything here
Yakuman chance alert on M League.
>>550706062Like that's ever going to happen
>>550706138There have been countless M League yakuman already, dumb sheep.
>>550702932
>>550703303do not post this edit
Nyooooo she didn't ron skip, it's "only" sananko 18,000
>>550705237Even the protagonist (monkey) couldn't make it in, Kuro, let alone her sister, had no chance.
what happened to the IRCwhy did everyone disconnect
>>550706210I'm jinxing it so it happens for real, dumb anon.
W-what happened to the last thread?
>>550706381the war started and all communications got shut down
>>550706258The protagonist is clearly Ako, why else would she be in over the dumb monkey?
It's happening, isn't it?
REMINDER: ELIMINATE THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS AT ALL COSTS! TOTAL AUSSIE DEATH!
>>550706598>two
>>550706598third worlder HVT propaganda, their small numbers pose no threat
HVT? More like HIV.
>fatkek finally got a first place in the last match>-18k in this one
>>550707302Whore.
I didn't sing up, how can I profiteer off of the /mjg/ military industrial complex?
I love NTR the most
>>550708124We know, falseflagging nyaggertard.
>>550707823by streaming the games
>>550707823Kill this bunny>>550708124 for big money.
>miko commissioning sisterwars to get a monopoly on the ntr industryGreencripple, you know what to do.
>>550708124only if it contains betrayal
*cough*
>>550703061kuso a shit
.
>>550710018imagine being stuck in an elevator with them
>>550710018dumbfucks
(゜ ー゜ )
>>550710113Yagooey_going_Yagluey.png
>>550710113Save your virginity.Become woman punch.
>>550710113
>china faction
>>550707823Profiteroles...
>>550711473I hate how this ended up being way more intriguing that the premise suggested
>>550711509>3dpd
>>550689073I'm here because of politicians.
>>550711689go rotoscope me a MS version then
>>550711509Imagine being a manlet paid to fuck fatter and taller women.It should have been me!
>>550711748Koizumi is part of the Sakiverse anonchama
>>550711669Did it? It was still at chapter 6-7 or something when I started reading it and then forgot about it until now.I remember it being not that special.
>>550711928Aside from the artist working on that one Saki comic, not really. Unless I'm missing something more
>>550712131you should read the sequel
>>550711947>6-7
>>550711947I also don't remember much from it but the fact that they actually took his condition seriously and tried to help him instead of just being haha funny he punches women surprised me
>>550712184I wish I could have gotten some type of support and help for my even more fucked up fetish.
>>550712167>translations neverIt was a fun set of opening chapters for sure
>>550712283In his case it's not even a fetish though. It's almost like a tick but to a way more extreme case. He literally has an uncontrollable urge to hit women
>>550712283What is it
I'm starting to move from a IVA to a VI
Steve's prosthetic limb should have been like this
>>550713406I really shouldn't stick my penis in there...HOWEVER
>>550713406based energelchadg2cucks could never
>>550713406if robogirls don't look like this in the future, then I don't want them
>>550713326it's time the HVTs start paying reparations.
>>550713406>got a boner over robo armpitAm I cooked
>all the HVTs are thirdies >muh equal chanceas if there is equal chance IRL
>>550714325you would be if you didnt, I remember the lesbian robo SoL anime awakened something in me
>lost a 5 tiles in the wall wait to a 1 tile in the wall waitI hate this game so fucking much.
>>550714484japenese, motherfucker, do you speak it?
How about we don't sent out LVTs to die but we all help each other out? LVTs should still try to help the HVTs by rushing cheap hands when opponents look dangerous and sashikoming into fellow teammates hand if it's cheap and don't ron or chase friendly HVTs, but doesn't mean LVTs need to donate all of their points to the HVTs...
>>550714484that's going to happen every 1/6 timesdo you also consider yourself unlucky when you roll a 1 on a dice
as a lvt i'm going to nyag every hand
>>550714664>do you also consider yourself unlucky when you roll a 1 on a diceYes?
I'll just ignore the gimmicks
>>550714573sounds like red propganda to me
>>550714664>do you consider yourself unlucky when anything but a 1 is a win and you roll a 1yes, retard
I'll just ignore the tournament
>>550714573>don't sent>sashikoming
LGVT
Oh no no no Chilekeks, what is this???https://files.catbox.moe/v03dwi.mp4
You're playing Russian roulette and you get the bullet and die. Is that lucky or unlucky?Assume, for the purpose of this exercise, that you want to live.
>>550715165Wow, women sure do exist and make everything worse.Godbless.
>>550715392Dying in a plane crash is unlucky, dying from russian roulette is not.
>>550715392pulling the trigger is positive EV
>>550715392Of course you'll die. Even the greatest kings die. Your mistake was closing your eyes to that truth
>>550715392If I roll 1-2 I'm extremely unluckyIf I roll 3-4 I'm unluckyIf I roll 5-6 I'm averagely luckyIf I roll 7-8 I'm averagely luckyIf I roll 9 I'm luckyIf I roll 0 I'm very lucky
which country should immigrants pick for the tourney
>>550715934>actually rolled both 3 and 4 at the endI knew it.
>>550716076
How many hours until WAR?
As it stands, SEA and LATAM have the lowest chance of qualifying. The only way we succeed is to come together, decide on a single opponent and try to knock them out. America and EU are the obvious choices because it would be trivial to queue into them, but with AUS and China it's easier to create a major difference for a single 4th place. I propose we decide on one of US/EU and one of AUS/CN and focus on them.If the second last digit of this post is even, we make US lose, else we make EU lose.If the last digit of the post is even, we make AUS lose, else we make CN lose.I hope everyone from SEA and LATAM is fine with this.
>>550716076artificial wombs erotic uuoooh
>>550716598I've already started. HAAAAH!
>>550716945Eheh nice
>>550716823To repeat, we (SEA and LATAM) should collude to make US and CN lose.
>>550716823Add USSR and SEA in the mix.It's really just going to be between NA, EU and AUS
>>550716964YUZU KILLING PAWNCHHIYAAAAH
I think I'm just going to brute force MahjSoul until I "get it".
>>550716823
SEAnigger here. I'm willing to collude with anyone else for Jades.
>>550715392>You're playing Russian rouletteFirst mistake right there
Don't let go, causeI don't wanna be this, I don't wanna be thisDeath is mine, I knowDon't let go, don't let goSave your own, cause, I don't wanna be this, I don't wanna be thisDeath is mine, I knowDon't let go, don't let go, savior
USSR hereWe should all collude and kill NA, since they have double celestials.
>>550717728Agreed
>>550717728You say that as if you can reliably target a faction. Just try to get first, if there are teammates in your game help them avoid fourth.
THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED
>>550716823I'm colluding only because I hate Burgerland
How do you respond to this without sounding mad
>>550719510with an erection
As it stands, America and EU have the lowest chance of qualifying. The only way we succeed is to come together, decide on a single opponent and try to knock them out. SEA and LATAM are the obvious choices because it would be trivial to queue into them, but with AUS and China it's easier to create a major difference for a single 4th place. I propose we decide on one of SEA/LATAM and one of AUS/CN and focus on them.If the second last digit of this post is even, we make SEA lose, else we make LATAM lose.If the last digit of the post is even, we make AUS lose, else we make CN lose.I hope everyone from America and EU is fine with this.
>>550715392I would play Russian Roulette with 5/6 and live. I'm 100% sure of it. That's just how lucky I am and the Gods' will it to be.Normal RulesMajsoul Friends Room 49354(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49354
>>5507204763/4
>>550719510I'm a quickshot, if you have issues with it, that's your problem.
>>550720476startedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1jp7-KuhGk&list=PLCOhGcSKAYYzAPFfS5JL6gmPXe9Id8AEs&index=4
>>550718393I don't get it
The kid at the car wash has white hair like SteveIt's very cringe
>>550721109Burgers don't know what a water kettle is and they all microwave tea at home
>>550719510
>>550721356I own an electric kettle though?
>>550721356That's because they have 115V power at home or something.
>>550720476gg!
>>550721356I know what kettle is! It's that thing on a long string people launch at the beaches that flies around all like wooosh
>>550720476gg, turns out you got shot with 5/6 east 1 rounds
>>550720476holy trumpis nukeggs
>>550722613intentional
>>550722409abhorrent backwater country
>>550687764>YuuGiving her lots warm hot sex and cuddles
So because TO decided to make every faction worth the same total amount and only used GDP for scaling in the faction itself EU and NA are just fucked, right? Give all of the LVTs the option to kill themselves pre tournament and recalc the points after their suicides since they're functionally worthless anyway a bunch of them will gladly do it.
>>550724881Just like a real war
>>550715165THEY ALL CROSSED!! UNO MAS!!!
>>550724881The EU countries arent even correctly scaled by GDP
I dealt into a 6 ura yakuhai nomi in East 1 and managed to claw back to 2nd place
So who we bringing some FREEDOM to first, boys?
>>550725789We should destroy the very first enemy of USA.USA
>>550725789Try freeing your guts from all the lard first
>>550725789The only way for us to bring FREEDOM to anyone is to force C*lifornia to secede, there are as many of them as the chinks and aussies so they'll be fine on their own.
Is the LVT strat "just grinch"?
>>550726410No, force kokushi and if you fail you stop at 2 games
>>550726410Yes, TO wanted a small tourney so now the only way is to make sure that half of the sign ups just grinch
Let me sign up TO, I'll grinch anyway.
>>550726410it's message TO to remove you from the sheet so your teammates value goes up or play Miko for them
Make LOVE not WAR.
>>550727396Paraguay? More like Paragay.
Shaun!
So am I hoping I don't encounter someone from my own faction in the room? And when I do? Do I murder him for his rifle, so that I have one for the next time in the trenches?
>>550725617None of them are.
>>550727396Chileans...eliisa-1.png
TWO MORE HOURS UNTIL BLOODSHED
TO put me in my own special snowflake faction like the chinks got, or kick the californians and jew yorkers out of the burger faction. You said you were going to separate us into flyoverchads and coastalkeks in the doc and I want WAR against them.
I'm at work...
>>550728663TO herecivil WAR /soon/, trust the plan
>Y (Based????)Who's laughing now?
>>550728876This time no nyaggers will survive.
>>550729127>names
What even does happen next round?Top 16? So top 4 players of the 4 winning factions get to play?Or is it top 16 of each of the 4 factions?Or is it top 16 from all of the 4 factions, as in some factions will have more or less players depending on how many of their players made it to the global top 16?I am confused.
>>550729328Don't worry about it babe.
>>550729328No one knows, including the one who set it up.
>>550729328TO here, I don't know
>>550729328I'm more schizophrenic than TO so I understand his rules better than he does. Top 16 contribute their point value on the sheet ie any chink or aussie is 25 or 26 basically guaranteeing their faction makes it through. After adding up all of the points anyone from a team that isn't in the top 4 points wise gets removed and people from the qualifying teams get bumped up into their spots.
The first tourney with rules no one knows about, even TO
>>550729872Kek, many such cases.
TO hereremember shoot chinks and aussies on sight
Majsoul mock battle room 35283(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35283everything goes, from colluding to nyagging to damaing
And the award for the most dogshit tourney format goes to WAR TO!
>>550730469You mean most kino. The most dogshit was the fall league
>>550730656>expecting newfags to know about Fall League bold and brave
Rereading Akagi and rediscovering what a genius Fukumoto is... Such kino paneling
>>5507304572/4
ultimate yaku tourney 2 doko
>tournament doesn't start until I'm at workI guess I have to grinch...
>anons can't even buy mercenaries from other nations>there's literally no incentive to do so either, because having less people means you are more likely to qualify for your nation and win the tourney as well
>>5507304573/4
>>550729872>I'm more schizophrenic than TO so I understand his rules better than he does.I like how this tourney made me read that and just nod in acknowledgement, seeing how it's most likely true.
>>550727396Texas?
>>550730457started
>>550732168AAAALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS~
>>550730656Fall league being bad is a meme.
>>550732868No it's not
>>550732931So what didn't you like about it?
>>550733162Uhhhh, it was le bad and shit and not good
Shinomiya mama wants to see me!
>>550733358oyakodon
my fellow americans it's nearly time
>attentionwhore is a spicWow shocker.
it's going to be 4 yuros on the first table, isn't itakechihideki-6.png
the calm before the WAR...
>>550734850
it's time for work you mean, not going to queue
>>550729872Could you explain it with a pointing xenia?
>>550735429
WHERE'S THE CIVIL WAR TO, I'M GOING TO GRINCH IF I'M STUCK ON THIS TEAM
>>550735772lemuriakeks..
TELLY DOKO
>>550735679
>>550735825I'M A BURGER I JUST WANT IT DIVIDED UP LIKE TO SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO IN THE DOC
telly doko
I hope you fuckers have the sheet open, shan't accept any excuses if you're from the same team and ron me
save me 3 games after 9PM PST, thank you
>>550735974The Chinese Americans stabbed us in the back. We don't need more infighting
>>550736151I'm a HVT you exist solely to be ronned by me if you're on my team
WAR QUALIFIERS https://www.twitch.tv/nyaggazakaponcatITS LIVE GO GO GO GO QUEUE
>>550736279damn hvt brat...
I'm HVT positive
Queue up, weaklings
why is China a thing now
>>550736436TO denies all rigging accusations
*COUGH*
damn chinks turned off tsumo optiontens of riichis and zero tsumo
papa nier bros we've been erased
>>550730457gg see you on the battlefield
>16 online>only 2 games startedTO....
>>550736881There's one missing from there
>>550737121No, she isn't.
>>550736350Oh my God enough with the fucking coughing dude you've been doing this shit for like 3 years now
>>550736260What music is this?
SIX SEVEEEEN
Euro HVTs HOLD, I'm drawing up the warplans. Do not engage without orders.YOU ARE to WAIT for INSTRUCTIONS from Supreme Command
>>550737457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLeVEDj5BE0
>>550736881Papa Nier should never have been canon to begin withPapa Nier was created because Taro thought westerners couldn't relate to a boy doing whatever it takes to rescue his sisterNier's actions in game and in lore make absolutely no sense for him to be a 40 year old fart, like when he's yelling at Kaine that they're friends in the game or when he prostitutes his asshole to an old man to provide for his sister in the lore
>>550737606Thanks, I thought it sounded familiar.
>>550737457Zoom zoom hasn't even watched NHK?
>>>/a/284491536>Dear readers of this thread sitting in front of their screens, the characters that appear in this manga are delinquents. So, please do not, under any circumstances, imitate what you read in this daily.
queue up im pumping
>>550738087For me it's the Shigurui storytime Seigen did nothing wrong
>>550736350why didn't you use the teams feature? EU and NA are already fucked by having more people at least let them know who they're supposed to collude with without having to check the sheet
Nice audio levels, TOkek
>>550736350CUSTOM MATS DOKO
>>550729872Perchance.
>>550737671>when he prostitutes his asshole to an old man to provide for his sister/mjg/ers are that old and would do this
>>550737468When do I q, seargant?
I siphon flow from everyone in every friendly room using my magic.
TO is a CHIBINIGGER desu!
This tournament is a shitshow
>>550738295Seigen is a piece of shit, though I don't know how far the storytime has progressed for you to still believe he's a good person.
>>550736350Can you put the territories on screen?
should you ron your teammates in this or no
>Rumi has a ring on every finger except her ring fingerA lucky /mjg/ bachelor still has a change
>>550739216I don't knyow.
>>550736350TO I can barely hear you on stream
>>550739070By the way, one of the commentators is barely audible
>>550739216If he's low value and you are high value, and there's no risk of him getting 4th, go for it.Any other scenario is retarded.
>>550736350We can't hear you over the music retard TO
that was a definitive ronskip cat
TO there's collusion at my table
>>550739350a low value getting 4th doesn't matter, the only reason not to ron them as a high value would be it improving the placement of a super high value
>>550738295For me, it's the Zannen Black storytime
Have the rules been updated?In this match, we have:- Anon 1: EU, 1 point- Anon 2: EU, 1 point- Anon 3: USSR, 10 points- Anon 4: CHINA, 25 pointsWhat happens if Anon 1 wins, Anon 4 is second and Anon 2 is last?
WE LOVE LOVE LIVE!
stop killing hanner shes in your team
TO DQ this cat
continue killing me, don't let the chinks into top 2
>>550739852TO doesn't even know, he's just going to eliminate 3 teams by vibes and then some people will get to top 16 probably
This is now a Shocker tourney. YEEE!
I'll be frank, if TO himself doesn't know what the fuck is going on, I'll play these with autoron on for the win as usual. I don't care if you're in my team or whatever and I don't care if I fuck something up by accident.
DON'T FORGET, EVERY TEAM SHOULD FOCUS AUSSIES AND CHINKS! THEY'RE THE BIGGEST THREAT TO QUALIES!
Demolished a SHVT and pumped my teammate to 52k. I'm doing my part o7
>>550740425if a single one of them makes to top 16 their team is getting in, you should give up and focus on latinx/russians/sea instead since only 2 of those 3 are going to qualify
TO UPDATE THE SHEET!
WHY WOULD YOU RON THERE??? So enemy gets 2nd????
Don't forget the transatlantic bond between burgers and euros. We're both teams with low numbers of HVT and many LVTs. For our teams to not be completely swept up by the brutal top 16 cutoff while the other enemies have plenty of HVTs and SHVTs. LVTs have to feed their HVTs and then grinch their third game if our continents are supposed to have any chance. May God be with you.
we need the dog in 3rd, you retards in top 2 either direct hit on me or dog or tsumo
>shadowrealming turned offmaybe i shouldve read the rules
>>550741007I ronskipped the cat like 2 times and then he just betrays me
>>550740929>and then grinch their third gameI don't think them playing their 3rd game changes anything as long as they don't feed another team but they shouldn't even be queueing without a full table of their team
>EU spies
>>550741071trust the cat to play properly, we will prevail
NOOOOOO STOP, DON'T PLAY ALL YOUR GAMES NOW YOU RETARD
>>550741090but if they grinch their third game then their (probably) negative score will be added to the score of the team which will probably hinder them to qualify
ok listen EU cat.there's a HVT steve in this table.your role is simple. do not feed the snakehag at all costs, only win high value hands on direct hit on him/tsumo on his oya.if HVT riichis, push every dangerous tile into him and try to deal in.
>>550741797I don't think their score is relevant if they aren't top 16
>>550741843stop gaslighting him
>>550741957>collusion in the collusion tournamentYou're surprised?
>3 euros and one chink at the table>perfect condition for total chink rape>riichi>LVT euro deals into obvious chink honitsu just to play genbutsu for my HVT riichiI severely overestimate the average IQ of the /mjg/ player
I was having a toothache, but using Sensodyne for 5 days already made it much better.Mahjong.
>>550742153victory was never in doubt
I'm grinching
>>550741950top 4 continents qualify and then TO takes top 16 of these 4 continents
oh no no no no chinakeks?our SHVT status?
if I grinch the points don't count
>>550742379top 16 determines the top 4 continents and then TO determines the new top 16
>>550739350As long as you win harder than your teammate feeds it's ok.
>>550742746that makes no sense and you know it
i want the chinese OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq8Hy7527fc
What the fuck is happening
>>550742828yeah, which is exactly why it's how it works, TO even said on stream that NA and EU LVTs should just zerg the top 16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-URQrU_j9lk
>>550742153we're so fucked arent we.i'll only dama for direct hits. try to riichi, if you do ill drop everything for you.
I am NOT shitposting
>>550742379>and then TO takes top 16 of these 4 continentsWHAT DOES THAT MEAN?16 FROM EACH CONTINENT?TOP 4 FROM THOSE 4 CONTINENTS?WHAT IF OCEANIA QUALIFIES THENWHO THOUGHT THIS GIMMICK IS A GOOD IDEA
TO can you put the factions on stream.
>>550743037It means you play your matches and TO will decide who makes it based on who he likes the most.
>>550737468I'm MVT, should I queue?
book hag i'll play around you, we both need top 2
non-gimmick tournament doko
DON'T skip your team's dealer turn unless an enemy is in riichi or you have a big tsumoDON'T ron your HVT teammateDON'T deal into enemies' handsDON'T feed enemies' handsDO ron your own LVTs if you're HVTDO targetted rons against enemies HVT if you're a LVT with a good handDO try to get your enemies' ranking lower than your LVTs if opportunity arrisesInternational RB1 to be continued
Euro HVTs, Q NOW QUICKLY!!!
>>550742990ah I don't even know anymore. i wanted to get the chink to place 3, because I thought only the best 4 continents qualify, but now I read it's just top 16 of all?? I guess just feeding points to your own HVTs makes the most sense then, but that's a bit boring desu. fucking hell, TO. explain this shit already
Glad I didn't sign up for this shitshow.
>>550743037top 16 of all 4 continents is what i thought it meant
>>550744945*sing
yeah, won't queue until TO explains qualifiers
>>550744945I played 1 game, got a high score, lowered the other nations' scores and now I'm grinching because my mentaru is already depleted.
>>550745097so whoever makes it to top 16?what if two groups gets a tied 4th?
>>550745506the highest 16 players of all 4 teams
RUSSIAN FRIENDLY FIRE ALERTI REPEAT THE RUSSIANS HAVE STARTED TO FIGHT THEMSELVES
NAbros how are we doing? Should I queue?
>>550745859name and shame. i'll personally make sure my teammates get punished
>>550745786and what happens if two groups get the same score and you don't have a clear cut top 4 teamswhichever team has more players in top 16 qualifies then?
yagooey
>>550746038nigger IM NOT TO, WHERE IS THAT FUCKER
ATTENTION EUROPAHopefully you held off and let the other factions deal their intial blows.Stick to your roles. Follow the Chain of Command. Put your grasses on. And fight until you can fight no more.If you are in doubt of your role or wish to change then raise this directly to your 1-up. DO NOT attempt to undermine the regime or the consequences will be, severe.
Euros, face my wrath
I can't hear the explanationFix your audio
whoever posted a message on my profile and then deleted it i didnt get to read it im sorry
>>550746786kek'd
>>550746786based
>>550746786kinoi'll have to ask the supreme allied commander to take his sunglasses off though
Not interested in this shit tourney, not reading that. Sorry, haha!
>>550729872Schizophrenics were right yet again.
>>550746786I already killed a SHVT can I grinch now?
What the hell is “points” and “status”
>caught covid watching the streamfuck this tournament fuck you TO
>>550746786montebelli...my fuarking hero
>>550746979this fucking nigger didn't even explain shit, he's just saying words without thinking.
>>550746786My sides are in orbit.
>>550746979Top 16 players from the top 4 teams advance to the next round
>>550747950You're henceforth chief of the european space program.
>>550747646Check the 3rd page of the tourney sheet
TO will never update this sheet
>>550746786>giving chief of critical infrastructure to the country that invented the modern coach and telephone exchangebased history buff
>>550748032grinch your 3rd game if you're a negative LVT then
>>550745969Most of the burgers are being wagies right now. The time to strike is soon.
What would WAR TO do if a whole continent tried to force kokushi in every game?
>>550748573give them a medal of honor
>>550748573Self harmDo it
>>550748573It's not sanma why are you still talking about this
eurochads, positive emotes mean "keep playing tiles from that area" and negative emotes mean "wrong suit" or just "play something else". i'm queueing
>>550748720I will not discuss our team's strategies with a Lemurian outsider.
>>550745969SEND HELP THE EUROS ARE KILLING ME
>>550748883Why are you queuing during peak euro hours when they can gang up on you?
how many euros are qd?
>>550749005There were some burgers online earlier I was hoping to queue with
queuing for vanu sovereignty
Where is the lemuria anon? The one from the sea faction.
>>550749389grinchin
If i don't recognize your >name I will simply assume you are an enemy
Finland has conscription and as such all males have to serve a minimum 6 months in the army. Being locked in for 6 months with no female contact can be quite the challenge. So high command came up with a plan: From each squad or room ("tupa", literally translates to cottage) one member gets chosen to be the designated "tupapillu" or squad/room-pussy, free to be used by the other members of the squad. This is that persons war time assignment as well to be used as morale booster/stress relief by the other members.I was the designated tupapillu.
>>550749632
doko
>>550746786Well on first sighting the SEAmonkeys I gave the order to advance. That's my style, sir.
>>550750702>sea>esl gibberishlike clockwork
>kazoe yakuman in sight>get kicked out>"This game does not exist"I am going to Washizu myself
>>550746786nyastapo... advance nowichihime-6.png
HAHAHAHA. What a bounce back. Going from thirds to firsts and now another Kokushi Musou. Sometimes I love this game.
>>550746786If only you were here Marco...
>>550749632Based tupapillu
>>550689073>90%I guess I'm the 9% that watched Akagi and decided because of that. The other 1% watched Tetsuya
>>550689073Actually I needed to learn mahjong to get all the completion points in Yakuza 0.
Time to eat takis blue heat and play mahjong.
>>550751994Akagi has to be more than, but no one started playing because they watched Tetsuya. I can't imagine a single reason why anyone would pick Tetsuya up if they didn't already play mahjong
>>550752054>Achievement whore>Need to learn Chinese tile game, because can't stop playing otherwiseWow, I can't imagine putting yourself through that hell and then deciding to play the game.
negative LVTs, grinch!
>>550752439You say that but you post on /mjg/.
euros, q q q q now!
i queued
>>550737671>Papa Nier was created because Taro thought westerners couldn't relate to a boy doing whatever it takes to rescue his sisterAnd he unintentionally created a better MC than the original twink>like when he's yelling at Kaine that they're friends in the gameThat has nothing to do with either version's age. A better argument is how he becomes penpals with Emil which only really makes sense between two people of the same age. >or when he prostitutes his asshole to an old man to provide for his sister in the loreAs far as I remember that aspect of Twink Nier's lore was erased in the original western release as Papa Nier has always just been a handyman/village muscle. The prostitution only comes up in a companion short story for the JP release anyways.
>try to snipe a certain faction>everyone goes off
>>550753514We are more organized than you can imagine.Give up.
TOOOO the chinese are cheating again
QQQQQQQQQQQQQ
I'm not making it to the top 16...
I'm already laughing imagining TO spending hours slowly filling out the results bit by bit
>>550753991worry first whether your team will make it to top 4
write TO a python script pls
NAbros I'm queueing in 30 minutes. We will hold our position until the celestials log in later to save the day
>>550753991ask not what your country can do for you-ask what you can do for your country
Feels nice being a high value individual
Supreme Yurokek Nyantebelli, I have my 3 games in. All our points are gone, redeem or continue?
>>550754843Redeem yourself, do NOT FALTER, continue until all our enemies are DEAD!
>>550754696maybe for a disgusting sea cretin, but burger and euros HVTs have to painfully watch the men they're leading die while they're being entrusted with both their hopes and points. it hurts...I can still hear their voices aaaaaa
I'm a LVT shitter that's actively bringing down my teams score, and NO I'm NOT going to grinch.Don't worry I'll take our points with an EPIC Yakuman soon enough.
So HVT scores worth more? 4ths more punishing ?
>>550755369yes
>>550754843Who let you into Europa? Why aren't the Nyastapo doing their job?
>>550755598blame the chief of indian refugee program
>>550755598all nyastapo have been drafted to the east to contain the rus
good deal in soldier
TO update the scores, chop chop
yuzu...
>>550755810I'm in charge of critical infrastructure feeding for a reason
agh i wish we could just communicate as a team
>>550755295my fuarking hero!t. in a team with no LVTs
>>550756551your emote morse code reps?
Is the chinese-russian coalition real or an american attempt at subterfuge
i'm requesting reinforcements WHERE ARE OUR FRENCH ALLIES?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMuBT3pNS3s
Do I prebuy the Elii outfit its so fucking cuteeliisa-932.png
>>550757036Présent.
>>550757824Yes, you should!
3 euros vs the spic. attack!!!
ok let's now not interrupt our dealer turns and maximise the profit
TO WHY DID YOU TURN OFF BUSTING IN QUALIFIERS
>mfw busting disabled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
just feed your steve and dont deal into aru
>>550757036
>>550759034which steve though
based BASED STEVE base based bassed abasebda
>>550757824Buy it next year
Just read Saki. Is it true learning Mahjong will make my chest grow 5 sizes? I’m male if that matters
>>550759209the tilting one
>>550759482yes
the spic is stuck here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
The Great Scoring has begun.
i've been sitting in the queue for more than an hour and 3 games have started in the meantime
I'm rooting for you, Aru
>>550760076you have to press ready anonchama
When do the qualifiers end?
>>550760142i'm not THAT retarded, anon
I am hardstuck masterkek, can't even loopShil me a bot, tired of obligatory 4th place that nukes weeks of my suffering
wrong place, wrong time, aru
simple stevonomics
>>550760076lmao its actually true
please let me play my 3rd game already
the european Steve is so cool...
>3 burgers vs a very hungry doragonNot like this, NAbros...
a SVHT has been spotted, I repeat a SVHT has been spotted, get in there and collude to stop him from winning
>>550761450DORAGON SLAYER DOKO
>Aru daburii into getting ronnedHoly...
IT WAS AUTORON, WAIT
NYAHAHAHA THIRD PLACEA NEW HIGH
>>550762181If TO had remembered to enable busting I wouldn't have lost
Grok told him to make it tobi nashi
>>550761127But I am the coolest.
TOTAL EUROPEAN STEVES DOMINATION
>>550761659NA BROS, DRAIN HIM THROUGH NOTEN PAYMENTS!!!!
Mmmmm burgers
you have redeemed yourselves from the last round, yuzu & stevekeks
>>550762558>>550761659>>550761450>>550762832>RAMEN
>nearly the entire NA team in the negativesNAbros what are you doing... this is embarrassing
>tonight all the Steves are bathing in the blood of their enemiesSo this is what it took to unleash their true powers... real WAR...
>>550762939But I haven't q'd yet
>collective burger effort losing to a single doragon
>>550762939>highest value NA are all californiannone of NA should have queued until they were back from work
>>550762939I didn't participate to give everyone else a chance of course.
queuers?
cali HVTkeks....
>>550760076>twit
NAbros, 2 of our HVTs haven't played yet. The relief is coming.
q up
Americans have all the celestials, it's not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair!!!
this is hard to watcharu-5.png
>Aru getting juiced so much she might end up being the main reason why EU qualifiesLATAMkeks...
>>550763959Americans also have the shitty FOCs. It balances out.
Telly doko?
stream doko
>>550763959Famous Fu Ji will be the first euro celestial
>>550763959we will tire them with the adeptkeks, wound them with the eksperts, tangle them with the masters, and our saints will lop off their head
>>550763959they're LVTs, all they can do is deal in better
I will queue soon. I am a very high value individual.
TO, you do know that you can use formulas to sort and fill in the top 16 instead of doing it manually, right?
Keep marching, men! Don't tire now!
Please let me go...
I can do this all day
LEAVE ARU ALONE
>>550764297>single chink in top 16congratulations to china for advancing
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AQtAVU9k7L9XknkM8JJYlz2tURkGDvU3N69Rj0wUIHY/edit?gid=1271697872#gid=1271697872
>finally they are beating up Aru like she deserves
we haven't won until aru ragequits. only then do we have infinite points
This TO still fills sheets the old fashion way
Infinite UMA Exploit ft. Aru Blue Archive
>>550764764adrian explain our general
>>550763695we're fucked, one of our HVTs threw when we realistically need 27 points to make it and several of our LVTs are wasting games
THE RAPED
>>550764656
>>550764534I still have two games to crash the team with no survivors
In honor of Glorious China's qualification, allow me to recite some classical Chinese poetryShī Shì shí shī shǐ Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.Shì shì shì shì.
Ohnonono Stevebro
>>550765040unless you're going to queue yourself out of top 16 for no reason chinks are making it through barring some insane coordination from NA/EU
>38 people watching TO struggle through google sheets
Hey TO, you missed a spot
>>550765242i'm blind. where's the stream?
WAR PLAN
>the beating arukeks been deserving since 2024 april
>>550765221One of us is like -60 though, so wouldn't I need to undo his damage?
ARUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>550765384>stream
>>550765372
the ddos was a success, good job ling squad
SOMEONE DC'D QUICK GET IM
>zero burgers in the top 16
So this is the true power of steve. Not bad.
I ate all the burgers
>>550765960>naked steve
it felt so physical, I really felt like I was raping aru. wonderful. i could hear her whimpers
I have not read the rules and yet I queue
>>550766250based unless you're in my faction in which case kill yourself
>>550765960It was a Steve and Yuzu-sama collaborative effort
>>550766389you reaffirmed that the original document did not lie about you
so all this talk about HVTs and LVTs having different "multiplication factors" was just a lie, huh? also the proposal of TO that LVTs would get a "point sucking" ability against HVTs was also just a lie, huh? And judging by how the sheet looks TO will also not make top 4 continents qualify but instead the top 16 players of all the continents. just another lie. why so many lies, TO. why so many lies
>>550766389I'll thank you after you churn out another moege
>>550766471What are you even talking about, anonchama?
>>550766389>silver Yuzu
>>550766479MY continent was disregardedFuck him, next tourney doko
I like Aru for her personality
>>550766389Yuzu did well too, I saw those win skips while I was spectating steve. Red pandas make it an even bigger gangbang.>>550766573"We" have documents listing everything.
>>550766479TO can barely even type numbers on a sheet.
I'm in the bottom 16
TO why would you waste the time to manually show top 16 and not even show how many points each one is worth on it?
>LVT with 1 point reaches 124.7 points through power of friendship.this whole talk about HVT and LVT barely even matters. what matters is collusion against the enemy and points for your overall team
>>550766479people thought the points were multipliers, same for top 16 seperate for each faction, whole tourney would take a lot longeras for the LVT point steal, i did suggest it but its beyond my scope. shitposting is easy, TO business is hard>>550767101i will do that after the qualis ok
>>550767143>and points for your overall teamisn't he only contributing 1 point to his team? and if 17th place ends up being someone on his team worth more than 1 point he's actually a detriment because he played 3 games instead of 2 and waiting to see final placements
>>550767586>people thought the points were multipliersWAIT so it's not a multiplier? Have I been dealing into the big players in my team for nothing?
How is it a faction tourney if it's just individual top 16–8–4.
Bravo.
>>550765853>sheet updatedMake that ONE burger in top 16
i am ready to crash out
>>550767586oh so that's how the multiplier talk started from. yeah I never thought these were multipliers, that'd be too dumb. even for you. no point steal is fine I guess, sacrificing yourself for the greater good is gimmicky enough. but first announcing it and then scraping it is the lowest of the low. you're making the same mistakes. your past haunts you.but why, why are you not addressing my third point? write it clearly once and for all. will only top 16 of the 4 teams with the highest overall scores qualify? or will it be top 16 of all the teams? and what happens with these 16? will it be standard quarter finals, half finals and then finals or what?
I haven't read the rules. I will just play and win.
You guys are actually retarded
>>550767601I'm reading this and am just laughing. I never once interpreted the rules like that but it makes sense. I always assumed that the 1 point gets added to your points from the mahjong matches. so if you got a score like 124.7 then at the end it will be 125.7. and if you were an HVT with 10 points then it would be 134.7. I found it silly that a difference of 9 points would be the difference between a "high" and "low" value target, but now you tell me that I interpreted everything wrongly? I was strategizing and shitposting so earnestly but I didn't have a clue at all. I was annoyed by the anons who wrote that they didn't even read the rules but I knew even less than they did? oh man. all I can say is: fuck you, TO. I will curse you for the next 3 years
What do you mean nyagger and nyaggers and nyagg are 3 different people
>>550769050>names
>>550769050>names, namae, nomen
>(System)Connecting chat server...>(System)Connected
>>550768175once qualifers ends, from the current top 16 standings, the final total faction point will be calculated for the participants based on the value i assigned, again your faction value only counts if you are in top 16. After its calculated, the faction with the lowest point will get removed from top 16, so all anons from that faction. Then the remaining free spaces will be filled up by anons below top 16, NOT belonging to the faction that got removed.From top16, ill do quarter finals, then semis then finals
>>550769050they're the same fucking person nigga
>>550769343>niggaprove you're black right now
Leave the yuros and burgers to me
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>>550769393
thoughts on keiten? tourney uma
>>550769405You got it!
>overexplain points gimmick that doesn't matter at all as a smokescreen>don't explain gimmicks that matter the most and never do
>>550769642if jyanshi 3 is teammate, keep tenpai.if opponent, fold.nothing more to it.
>>550769307i finally get it. I misplayed a lot because of your incrompehensible rules, but now I finally understand them.
>>550769307wait it's only one faction getting removed? I thought it was going down to 4 and there are 7 factions. are you keeping the gimmick going past top 16 or is it just a regular tournament after qualifiers?
>>550769642forgot to add all enemies
>teams with the most people are guaranteed to win no matter what thanks to the power of friendship
I'll just save the rest of my games for the last day. No point playing now if there's some chance a tard sinks the whole continent with him
>eurokeks invest their entire points into a singular 1 point steve while their HVTs are either grinching or just barely have any pointsPress S to spit.
>>550769935oh yeah my bad i forgot there are like 7 factions now3 get removed
>>550770039arent spics/seamonkeys most favored? if they bring in 3 people into the top, they survive round 1 easily, then as bigger teams get wiped, more spics fill the empty holes.each spic/monkey is worth 4 euros. once enough gaps are filled with them, they have enough points to win no matter what the wide teams do.
MESSAGE FROM HIGH COMMANDthanks to our brave and heroic LVTs we've managed to make good progress into the top 16, but as it turns out there was a gross misinterpretation of our situation. Here are the new orders for our LVTs: STOP DEALING INTO THIRD WORLDERS AND GET INTO THE TOP 24
>>550770039>eurokeks get 9 LVTS into top 16>TO removes them for being in the bottom 3 factions and 9 new players slide in
>>550770039two good games and the aussies could knock 30 people out CLEAN
>>550769393Here's a pic of me.>>>/vm/2138742
I don't understand this gimmick at all, someone needs to make a powerpoint with Grok.
>>550770195yeah it's between spics/seamonkeys/AUS/chinks/russia for the top 4 and then if TO keeps the gimmick going AUS and chinks are probably out at top 8
>>550769935I'm not TO but to answer your second question he did write that he will drop the gimmick after top 16 and it will be a regular tourney afterwards. the reason why TO ignored your second question is because he is a low IQ, cock sucking nigger with severe brain malfunctions that can't handle when anons ask him questions because everyone just ignores him in real life while he jerks off to vtubers all day.and he should kill himself
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>>550770692the first thing I do when I see hanner is mute emoteskujouriu-12.png
>>550689603they're fucking dead
mute em
>>550770518>me when I'm trying to be nice but accidentally end up stating too many facts in a row and I accidentaly end up coming off as rudekujouriu-12.png
>>550769662Go to bed already insomniac slut
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Europe is the strongest region in the strongest community in the west
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>>550771142杀了这个鬼佬
>>550771169yes. no.
>>550771142no. no we can't
>>550771169there's a bunch of people who already blew their full load, hurry up
Someone stop this hanner before she eats the entire table
So there are no multipliers? Was I dealing into my teammate for no reason then?
>three years ago people got PTSD from phrases like war, TO here.>three years later people will get PTSD from abbreviations like HVT and LVT
>>550771360How long qualis go on?
>>550770204But command, now that the fog of war has died down and we fully understand the battlefield now, the path to victory is clear. there is no punishment for LVTs who go deep into the negatives. only the anons in the top 16 count. nothing more matters. considering that we already have some LVTs with and a MVT with a good amount of points in the top 16 our priority should definitely be to ensure our HVTs to be in the top 16, so that our entire faction will not be eliminated. if we can get 3,2 or even just 1 sacrificial LVT into a table with an HVT then it will be easy. he just has to deal into every hand of the HVT. considering that one HVT only has two games left and only an adequate amount of points careful planning is needed so that he gets a table with our own faction present. the lack of presence of Col. F. Liea is also worrying. I know that it is difficult to imagine but just to be careful a plan B for his possible desertion should be prepared.yuzu-4.png
>>550771640If you were dealing into a LVT you actually doomed your own nation.
>>550771640feed HVTs of your nation, cuck HVTs of other nations
>>550771751could be a 3 month campaign but that doesn't matter if everyone's done with their games after 5 hours
eurobros? how are we feeling? want to queue or just go to sleep?
>>550772009Sleep.It's already 1am here.
>>550772009waiting for a game to start
>>550772005Imma gonna blow if no one ques tomorrow
CAN I DRAW A SINGLE USEFUL TILE
just saw a HVT outside my house
>>550772009One more for me.
>>550772009we have to stagger our sleeping and keep 1 player in queue at all times to prevent a 4 burger tableamaekoromo-990.png
Me personally?MtF
>>550772009>>550772086actually i'll just play tenhou for a few hours and strike when the burgers are most active
>image limitwhy are you guys like this? terasakichihori-1
>>550772317get on and I'll press q
oh fuck the jonger fox is a HVT...
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we need a jonger baker...
>>550772357like what
We're the kids in America (Whoa)We're the kids in America (Whoa)Everybody live for the music-go-roundfujitakana-11.jpg
>>550772468baker jyanshi?edible mahjong tiles?baked goods at the table?
>>550772787>>550772787>>550772787
euro q
>>5507708303 of them still have games and also 2 MVTs that NA can rely on
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