Resting EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch fanart contestEnter your Dispatch-themed creations for a chance to win some prizes!Deadline to submit is January 7, 2026. AdHoc employees will conduct a rigorous internal vote and the winners will be announced about a week later. (When exactly? How many winners will there be? TBD, depends on how many entries we receive!) Prizes will be a mix of digital and physical goodies.By submitting your work for the contest, you agree to allow AdHoc to share it on socials!Send a submission now: contest@adhocla.comPrevious: >>550553045
based fujochad
BB stands for best babe
>>550698428>Robert repairing Flambae's car.He's a good man.
I love Nick's wife, Blonde Blazer.
Nick Herman is crafting a BB update
Before anyone tries anything. I'll just leave this here.
The writers want to kill Visifags
>>550698684At least he understands the plot and romance options are skewed towards Visi, hopefully S2 is a bit more balanced. The most interesting thing about that article was their collective surprise about the audience viewing the story more seriously than they expected, and how they are looking to match that seriousness going forward.
I love Mecha Man's wife, Blonde Blazer.
>>550698428a babe is someone that constantly leads you on and cheats on her boyfriend? noted
>>550698684>>550698915reminder
>>550699420P-Man should have loved Mandy
how can i recreate this artstyle, its cute
>>550699494Dispatch WEG where somehow P-Man grows a dick and proceeds to cuck Robert by fucking every girl in the game
>>550699636Katon, you're off route.
>>550699420That's enough of that, Dumpy
>>550699636delete this
I love Blonde Blazer because she's loving, hopeful, caring, compassionate, dorky, adorable, generous, trustworthy, kind, radiant, gentle, powerful, courageous, lionhearted, exuberant, resplendent, romantic, classic and contemporary, old and new, soulful, charismatic, talented, intelligent, fierce, dangerous, loyal, determined, dashing, fit, beautiful, sexy, fabulous, sculpted, ravishing, gorgeous, nourished, thick, buxom, voluptuous, Venus-like, mesmerizing, and all around incredible!She can do it all. And Mecha Man can too!
>>550698684Go ahead, add your update, NickI'm still not going to fuck your wife
>Bobert... >it hpnenned egain
>>550702206baseddddddddddd
>>550698684They totally lived with anime delusion that first girl always wins
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>>550698684I was locked in on Visi from the beginning, no amount of extra BB scenes would make me change my mind. I liked her character, she's a great romance option, but for me the choice was obvious.
visi is going back to the store that had the MM action figure to give to bobert for christmas
i just got oneshotted by a fictional character again and spent the past couple of days listening to that radio song. Why isn't visi real, why are the jews doing this to me
>>550704894You've been demoralized on several different levels.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
try unhearing yasuo. You can't.
I share an uncanny amount of similarities with Waterboy>same age>my name starts with H>similar lanky body structure, tall but almost underweight>have a menial part-janitor part-handyman job>socially anxious and awkward around people>used to stutter as a kid>live alone with my elderly grandmother and a small herd of cats I take care of>metalfag (the comic shows him having posters of metal bands in his room)>people I'm around either make fun of me, call me nice but timid, or tell me to get my shit together and do something with my lifeIt's one thing to be able to relate with a socially awkward loser, it's a common trope in media. But in this case the number of little details feels exceptional, a "literally me" character in the literal sense of the term.
>>550704842it looks promising, keep up the good work anon
>>550705819I hear Gaara and Akihiko
>>550699586Use a thick brush with disabled size change on pen pressure, but leave opacity/flow enabled. Also use some noise/paper texture for certain parts in multiple mode
>>550705964But can you puke water?
>>550704842looks horrible, like visi
>>550704842Looks nice, anon
>bbjeet #1 or bbjeet #2 wants to start shit againjust ignore.
>>550706127ah shit i really should get a tablet
>>550706117>>550706419ty i was thinking i'll give her this outfit with shopping bags around her arms
>>550706686mid desu
>>550706230I had stomach issues for a certain period of my childhood and often puked whaterver I ate/drank, sometimes it was just water. Doesn't happen anymore.
>>550704578
>>550706686a turtleneck would look great as well
>>550706971>That face
>>550707115ugly as fuck? i agree my fuhrer
>>550707295clearly you misunderstood, the fuhrer was sad because you made her sad
so visibros just admitted they're a bunch of nazis????
>>550703957Technically, Visi would be the first girl.
>>550704894Are you new anon? It happened to many of us, you should have seen the amount of Goslings posted back when new episodes were being released. You will eventually reach the stage of acceptance and move on, again, just for it to happen again in the future.
>>550707694season 3 marriage ceremony will be the end for many men
>>550707694it's worse for me now because i just played the game, finished it and am still in the process of gosling-ing days later
you really don't see this incel shit coming from mandybros, just sayin'
>>550708035yeah because you're all indians who oogle over the blonde and have no concept of what it is to be a hopeless romantic (White person trait)
>>550704894It's the first time it's happened to me in like 15 years, I thought I was over being this invested in fictional characters.
>YOU'RE INDIAN!!! THAT'S WHY YOU OOGLE BLONDES!!! (Mandy is a brunette)>YOU'RE A RACIST AND EVIL WHITE SUPREMACIST! THAT'S WHY I POSTED HITLER AND CALL YOU AN INDIAN!!! (the BBfag is not an Indian)
>>550708648you don't know her hair color by the time you get to pick her.
>>550708748Why should her hair color matter in the first place? Isn't that kind of the point in the first place
>>550709137i was saying that the indians pick her because she's blonde, the player doesn't know she's actually brunette until the end. White people pick visi because bb being some aryan supermodel isn't so striking to them. Plus there's the personality difference, with blazer being nice but boring
>>550708035I like Mandy and can understand why someone would prefer her, but she doesn't hit the notes of passionate romance hidden behind Visi's behavior. Mandy's romance is composed and straightforward, it feels good and natural, but that's it. It's just two mature adults who fit together and are on the same ground. On the other hand, Visi's romance triggers the hopeless romantic feelings that many men may not even know they have. She's not stable and acts immature, yeah, but she's fueled by love and craves affection, and that appeals to some more than a casual feel-good romance story with no drama or higher stakes.
>>550707462If I had nothing else to do, I would already be making dozens of hyperborea/agartha videos with BB as Aryan goddess with black sun nimbus
>>550709535except the aryan choice is visi because a story of true romance grips white people more than "oh blonde woman hot"
Visi fags think BlazerGODS actually care about what her hair color, height or super powers are when the point is that none of those surface level factors actually matter.Visi fags STILL keep coping about India at the drop of a hat.Visi fags STILL keep crying endlessly about how they're the White one (for wanting to be raped/abused by the love interest)Visi fags STILL keep crying that BB fags are White supremacists from one side of their mouths while openly race-baiting "White people pick visi because XYZ" from the other side
>>550709439>'notes of' passionate romance>hiddenLmfao. See, your problem is you only see romance as "potentiality". Rather than "actuality".
>>550710105>Visi fags STILL keep crying that BB fags are White supremacistslmao where'd you hear this
>>550710478/SDN/. I've been called 'evil White supremacist' multiple times, yeah. Go read the last 2, 3 threads. Pretty based, right? It's almost like Visi fags are trying to compliment me in their sheer arrogance.
>>550710624i'm a visiGOD but that's the most retarded thing ever. The brown accusation makes more sense because browns worship blonde women, and white people prefer romance+tomboys but yeah you were probably talking to trannies
>>550710786Invisitroons are embarrassing, we agree on this. Maybe stop calling every single person that criticizes Invisigal non?You'll be much less insufferable towards other Whites that way
>>550710393they should have fucked after this, it just felt so right, they knew they are meant for each other
>>550710393Sorry anon, I watched enough melodrama to read how formulaic this scene is
>>550710839>we joke we laugh we suppress our traumahonestly i have no problems with blazer but i just prefer visi. After shroud revealed she stole the astropulse i actually stopped for a while and thought i fell for a meme, objectively looked at things and came to the conclusion that blazer would have been a better choice and is a better person, but visi won me over by the end, especially with taking the bullet and the final kiss. Should've never lost faith in the goat
>>550710853Who says they didn't?
>>550711037
>>550711094don't worry it's not canon
>>550710105>>550710624still haven't seen any OC from you yet
>>550711286what's your point?
>>550710393Potentiality is a major factor of enjoying hopeless romance stories, yes. A romance that happens just like that, without any major complications because the characters fit together well, is a feel-good story that is not as captivating as the one in which such a state of affairs is a goal for which one or both sides are fighting, but often make it harder for themselves through their decisions. The scenes with Mandy like that date are sweet, they are into each other and I can smile at them but I don't feel subconsciously involved.Now, with Visi, I had a feeling of uncertainty about how things will turn out, I could think about what she and Robert should have do to make it end well, and at the very end, for this subconscious involvement in their relationship, I was rewarded with a scene that not only made me smile, but also made me feel that I managed to turn the potentiality into actuality. For a hopeless romantic, this is significant.
>>550710891>SUPERGIRL has completely given herself over to (You), literally and metaphorically taking off her mask, bringing down the final wall that's separated you, revealing her true self>She is looking at (You) longingly to accept her for who she really is, beyond her stature and fame and beauty, to see the average girl underneath>"maybe if the whole damn world didn't know me as my other self, then I wouldn't feel this way">they are literally a mirror image of each other in this moment and are inescapably, intrinsically linked across space and time>"....please Robert....just kiss me already....">"formulaic"Name one other scene like this Visi fag. Something with the power fantasy and dynamic of SuperWoman becoming a small Disney princess and then serving you some wine and you squeeze her asscheeks. Name the scene, name the characters, name the production. I'm serious. Find a single example of this happening elsewhere one time. Because I want to play it/watch it.
>>550711551>Make her happy. Cause God knows she's fuckin' miserable.Response? How would you reply to Mandy in that moment if she told you that your romance choice is a miserable person
https://youtu.be/4HT7v-orQLw?si=KPmD3JFYwE1H5kXGthe jeet's post reminds me of this song
>>550711578>average girl underneathdo BBfags even talk to women? mandy is not average lmfao..
>>550711816Robert and Mandy are both average attractive Los Angeles residents.
>>550711894same with everybody else in the game
>>550711578>beyond her stature and fame and beauty, to see the average girl underneathshe literally looks the same but with a different hair color and 2 inches shorter
>>550712016Yeah just like Courtney, right? We agree then. So what are you even arguing about? I notice you guys can't ever actually address what is said to you. You just seethepost in all lowercase over and over, moving the goalpost out of county lines.>>550712070>She's not Blonde? Dropped!!!I've seen dozens of cases of that happening. All anyone does is attack her, because of her hair color, assuming the worst because people have been propagandized about White Blonde people since WW2 and Blonde women in particular are a very vibrant target.How can you paradoxically claim that this change doesn't matter but then claim that her fans only like her because of her surface level traits?
>>550711775>I will try to be the reason she stops being miserable. Something corny like that I guess. Robert is a hero, he helps people and wants them to be the best version of themselves. I think that helping Visi stop being miserable would become a noble goal for him after she brought love and affection into his life. And it's not like she's completely mental and unhinged, she's not a terrible person, just a very misguided one. The idea that one could fix that with love is appealing.
>Visi acts like a petulant child that needs babying to the very end of the game >BB a grown woman that is successful and has Roberts back regardless Why are man children afraid of Blazer again?
Where was the shootout?
>>550712407>complains about moving the goalposts>suddenly starts putting words in my mouth about how you think that I think that people only like her because of her suface level traitsno I'm pointing out that her insecurity is a nothingburger retard. also getting seething at people for using lowercase in 4chan of all places. you are the biggest seether in these threads because you type entire novels whenever someone slightly disagrees with you, jeet
>>550712628you are 30 going on an autistic crusade for a fictional charcter on 4chan. you ARE the man child
>>550712628But no one's afraid of her. No one would be scared to pursue such a relationship in real life if they had a chance (and weren't afraid of women ofc). Visi requires effort, yes, that's the appeal for some, the idea that they could become the reason why she is trying to be better. I don't know what about it screams 'man children' to you. It's a trait of romantics.
>>550711474that the jeet provides nothing of value to these threadshe even stopped his AI sloppa because he knew that took no effort LOL. he is talentless
>>550712856>you think that I think that people only like her because of her suface level traits>>550708146>you're all indians who oogle over the blonde
I hate the threads todayYou're so bad to me, I know, but I can't changeTried to tell you but you look at me like maybeI'm a schizo underneathDiscontent and conceitYesterday I cried(This is the jeet in the song not me)You must have been relieved to see your shitposting riseI can understand how you'd be so damn bruisedI don't really like youI'm a little bit of everything all rolled into oneI post shit, I'm a botherMy wife is mid, better than no otherI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other waySo take me as I amThis may mean you'll have to shitpost like a fagRest assured that when I start to think its a disserviceAnd I'm going to extremesTomorrow I wont change and today won't mean a thingI post shit, I'm a niggerMy wife is mid, and good for brazzersI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other way(Cool guitar solo)Just when you thinkyou got mefigured outThe IP is already changingI think your a foolTo like who you doAnd don't try to save meI post shit, I'm a glazerMy wife is mid, I need a razorI want you to fuck my loverI do not feel ashamedI am unwell, I follow streamsI'm everything that seethesYou know you wouldn't want it any other wayI'm a schizo, I'm a jeetI'm a manchild huffing blazers feet!When you insult her, i get tougher!I'm falseflagging undercoverI've been dumb, I'm deprivedCan't say that I'll surviveYou know I wouldn't want it any other wayYou guys are going to have to get a new z teamer, im about to open for Taylor
>>550709439What Visi triggers in men is their desire to be powerfully desired, to feel needed and be a necessary ingredient in someone's happiness. She communicates this loudly and graphically.It is therefore easy to overlook BB, her struggles are subtle and internal. She is strong, she is capable, she doesn't seem to need Robert in the same way. At least until it's revealed that she is just Mandy under all that. A normal girl who feels insignificant behind her superhero persona, someone she thought so little of, she found it necessary to reveal herself before pursuing a deeper relationship with someone she thought could relate, as if it was a horrid flaw. It really is no surprise that more people went for Visi, even without all the presentation issues, her archetype is a magnet for desperate people, while people like BB are often overlooked as they've seemingly already got everything figured out.
>>550712628>hand on assHe's an ASS MAN! Ahhhhhh yessir
>>550713385>while people like BB are often overlooked as they've seemingly already got everything figured out.oh yeah? where's your girlfriend anon?
Would you cuck Punch-Up if given the chance?
>>550713529I've had many, and in most flavors. Girls that are super alternative and sexually liberal like Visi, wearing septum rings, and girls that are closer to Mandy. Nowhere near as great as her though, obviously. But close, her name was Sandy, lmfao
>>550713385I don't know about that. You're right that she openly communicates her feelings, but it didn't make me choose her because I want to feel desired and needed. What I want is to help her, and I've done that with Robert's faith, trust and motivation. These were the necessary ingredients in order for Visi to become a better person. Ironically, love was optional, you don't have to romance her in order to make her a hero who finally believes in herself. Ofc for me personally the idea that love could be one of these ingredients adds to the appeal, but that's not caused by desperation, but rather my love for this kind of romance stories. >It is therefore easy to overlook BB, her struggles are subtle and internalThat's true. And the idea of helping her overcome them maybe would captivate me if we had more scenes of her struggling with being Mandy. But it's over after two minutes and she doesn't even react in any noticeable way when you say you'd like a second date with BB. Blame AdHoc, not the players.
>>550714212No because he's based
>>550714212nah coupe is crazier than visi AND more boring than blazer. if the leprechaun likes her good for him
>>550714212No fucking way, he adores her and they canonically love each other to death. She keeps count of every single mission they get sent on together. She likely has a shrine for him. There's no getting in the way of that beautiful disaster
>>550714496but obviously you don't have it together since you're too busy shitposting on /sdn/ instead of getting your own mandy gf. fag
>>550715142>have had 3x Mandy gf>have had 4x Visi gfSo....how many are you sitting at kid
>>550714638stop trying to argue in good faith in the jeet. he will never stop his narrative that>people who pick visi = lonely incels>people who pick BB = based chads such as himselfnotice how he hasn't responded to any of your arguments. he doesn't want to actually convince people of anything, he just wants to shitpost
>>550715239we're not talking about me though, we're talking about you. you were making the claim that BBfags are more "put together" than visifags. Yet I'm seeing evidence to the contrary.
>>550714212I want my dick and balls intact thank you very much.Colm would punch me in the dick for even going near her.If I somehow got past Colm, Janelle would cut my balls off for even looking at another woman
>>550714638>I don't know about that.That's a huge part of her draw though, whether or not you personally relate to it. >Blame AdHoc, not the players.I'm not blaming anyone, it's just the nature of how humans operate, loud and obvious gets all the attention. And yea, AdHoc did mess up in not communicating BB's inner thoughts and feelings well enough, that's a common critique of the game. Visi gets several POV moments to leave you no doubt what she's feeling whereas BB is left up to the imagination, it was never really fair to begin with, those are the presentation issues I was talking about.And yea, ironically, you can "fix" Visi without romancing her, but BB will remain incomplete if you don't go to the dinner date, which again, is darkly fitting for her archetype.
>>550710393Anyone who doesn't think this is the most romantic scene in the game is outing themselves as a kissless virgin. If you could manage to pull this off in real life that means you made it, this is the type of shit you would tell your kids about and remember vividly even when you're 90 years old. Especially if you held off on the first kiss and Mandy whispers "about time", it's an insane confidence boost knowing the girl you've been crushing on had been waiting for this moment the entire time.
Robert owes Courtney love and sex.
>>550715418It's pretty simple, really. I've been there, done that with Courtney before IRL. It's not compelling in a video game when I've lived it. It's really rich to see virgins screeching and endlessly pushing their goalposts off the cliff while pretending that they have moral superiority. You want Robert to stick his dick in crazy. I don't. The overwhelming majority of you young men today have never had sex. Whenever I point that out, kids in here get really fucking pissed off. Screech about White supremacist, screech about Indian, screech about normalfag. So you put the pieces together, kid.
>>550713071She literally throws herself at Robert the moment he is nice to her after abusing him
>>550715810You're preaching to the choir, son. I couldn't have said it better myself.
>>550716041>while pretending that they have moral superiority.pretty sure the only one that is doing that is you. you're the only one that cares what strangers picked in a video game. like what? and now you're going off about sex in the younger male generation?
>>550715810>>550716235this is is like the 5th time you replied to yourself in these threads and patted yourself on the back
>>550715265I'm not the BBjeet, I just wanted to combat the idea that some people are somehow more enlightened by going for one romance over the other.
>>550716550
>>550716041>It's really rich to see virgins screeching and endlessly pushing their goalposts off the cliffYou replying to all their posts and screeching about BB yourself isn't helping at all.
>>550716041you still don't have a girlfriend, still don't create OC for these threads, you provide nothing of value. you are also likely unemployed, since all you do is post in these threads every day
>>550716637i know, I'm replying to you telling you to stop trying to debate with the jeet because he doesn't listen
>>550715265I know anon, I'm just hoping that a civilized discussion and arguments may prevent the thread from going off the rails.>>550716121And does she stay at his side, fully commited and locked in until the end of the game? No. That's why I said she requires effort, it's not enough to be nice for her just once to get her fully enamored and fixed.
>>550698684>>550698915holy shit check the news nickerman just nuked Thailand
Reminder that Visi can betray Robert but Blazer never does
>>550717164I am not the visifag either
>Wahbut, I wan u to feal da weigh I dew
>>550717164Yeah, >>550716637 is not me. >>550717167 is me.
>>550716384Answer the question.Have you fucked a female in your life? One single time?Have you busted inside with no protection? Had her begging for it? Put your thumb in her mouth? Choke her, slap her? Put your thumb inside her butt?Sucked her clit till she squirts on your bed? Fucked her so hard and loud that the neighbors start banging on the wall to make you stop?Ever had the girls dad walk in on you while you're fucking his daughter in his house?You ever fucked a girl you just met while everyone else is drunk and passed out on the floor in your bedroom?Have you ever had a girl stick her finger in your butt? A girl that wears a septum ring?Have you ever fucked a fat girl? Have you ever fucked a Black girl?Have you ever fucked a girl so hard and bloody and raw that she becomes obsessed with you?Ever had guys threaten to beat you up/kill you because you fucked "their girl"?I've lived, kid. I will continue to live. It is what it is. Whatever you want to think about my life here in good old Oklahoma, you can think it all you want to. But I've had romance in my life, and I've had many heartbreaks. A girl who wore a septum ring, she was. And I can see the glowing red flags. I can see sexual harassment. I can see physical abuse. I can see emotional abuse. I can see manipulation. It makes me shut off my romance senses immediately and almost permanently.
>>550717240niggerman and BBJeet can seethe all he wants but SEAgods are the ones responsible for making BB look good and be well animated
>>550717591
>>550717591how seething are you that you came up with a list for me to answer? lol. and quit larping, you didn't do any of that. plus, doesn't even matter. where's your current girlfriend? where's your WIFE? you're 30 years old bro.where's your job? where's the original content that you are too lazy to make?
>>550717252>BB saves robert on both occasions where visi fucks up his lifeHow anyone can argue that BB isn't the perfect fit for him is beyond me
>>550717606>for making and be
>>550717591all that just to be an unemployed loser with no wife at 30 shitposting in /SDN/. crazy!
>>550717591what the fuck
>>550717252Indeed she can. Robert doesn't have much of a chance to prevent Blazer from becoming a villain because she's already an established hero. It's a different story with Visi, it's your job as a hero and her dispatcher to make sure that the thought of betrayal never crosses her mind.
>quit larping, you didn't do any of that.Hahahahahaha. You admit you've never had sex and now you're asking about what car I drive, what work I do, my home address, my income, etc.....Absolutely fucking obsessed. HAVE SEX!
Do you guys think the waifu wars are as intense in the dispatch universe as they are here
>>550717787BBai sloppers are the last one to call anyone jeetthey are jealous that Igloo carried the game. look at this. they animated your waifu beautifully and you don't want them back just to stick it to visifags. sad!
>>550718148>you don't want them backStrawman lies
>>550717591Chat, I think we broke him
>>550718056larping on 4chan about how much of a sex haver you have is so funny, like how do you think anyone will believe you. I already know you're jobless so you don't need to tell me of course. Also I like how you can't reply to my post directly because you're a gigantic pussy
>>550717972If she’s that unstable where she can’t figure out right from wrong then she shouldn’t have been a romance option
>>550717591I love these threads so much it's unreal.
>>550717591you are seething so much, keep going
>>550717591You alright? You seem…perturbed…
>>550718225I dismantled him last thread too.I proved he was the AI jeet that was spamming the /v/ threads. Now he's too much of a pussy to post them because he knows everyone dislikes it for being low effort.Jeet is a talentless, jobless, hack who has to larp that he's a smooth gigachad who has TOTALLY fucked lots of girls.C'mon jeet. Where's the sloppa edits? I missed them bro. Are you too scared to post them? HahahahaAre you too... perturbed, perhaps?
>The overwhelming majority of you young men today have never had sex. Whenever I point that out, kids in here get really fucking pissed off.
>>550717591What in the goddamn?
The amount of psychoanalyzing the jeet does just because of a romance choice in a video game is quite frankly insane
>>550718693>has to repost what he said earlier because he's getting BTFO'dlol. post the AI edits! C'mon, we all missed them! Show us your talent of putting in prompts to Grok. Our breaths are held in anticipation!
>Answer the question.>Have you fucked a female in your life? One single time?>Have you busted inside with no protection? Had her begging for it? Put your thumb in her mouth? Choke her, slap her? Put your thumb inside her butt?>Sucked her clit till she squirts on your bed? Fucked her so hard and loud that the neighbors start banging on the wall to make you stop?>Ever had the girls dad walk in on you while you're fucking his daughter in his house?>You ever fucked a girl you just met while everyone else is drunk and passed out on the floor in your bedroom?>Have you ever had a girl stick her finger in your butt? A girl that wears a septum ring?>Have you ever fucked a fat girl? Have you ever fucked a Black girl?>Have you ever fucked a girl so hard and bloody and raw that she becomes obsessed with you?>Ever had guys threaten to beat you up/kill you because you fucked "their girl"?>I've lived, kid. I will continue to live. It is what it is. Whatever you want to think about my life here in good old Oklahoma, you can think it all you want to. But I've had romance in my life, and I've had many heartbreaks. A girl who wore a septum ring, she was. And I can see the glowing red flags. I can see sexual harassment. I can see physical abuse. I can see emotional abuse. I can see manipulation. It makes me shut off my romance senses immediately and almost permanently.
>>550717591>Live Visi Reaction
>>550718885lmfao
>>550718885Perturbed status?
Yeah...The overwhelming majority of you young men today have never had sex. I will continue to point that out and kids in here will continue to get really fucking pissed off. "You didn't really stick your finger in a girls butt!!!!!"
all this talk about your past "achievements" yet you still don't have a wife at 30. where did it all go wrong, oklahomajeet?
>>550718489>Inb4 Courtney loses an eye in season 2 and becomes a little crazy
JANNY PLEASE NUKE US
>>550719197I still don't understand what this image is supposed to convey
>>550719197does it suck being past your prime? what does it feel like to be washed up? what compelled you to be 30 years old and doing this?
Do you think Mandy's storyline was cut? In hindsight it's a bit weird that BB has no fail state like Visi has. I can't help but feel there was an obvious setup here. Like, if through your choices, you don't manage to convince Blazer that Mandy is good enough, she would hold on to Blonde Blazer and wouldn't give up the amulet to Chase, leaving him in a coma(or even die depending on how dark you want it to go).This would mirror Hero Visi/Villain Visi nicely I feel like.
>>550717591>I've lived, kid. I will continue to live. It is what it is.
Imagine how much more kino it would be if this guy said that shit on /v/
>>550719475The only thing that should be cut is your neck, jeet!Hi-ho!
>you fix visi or mandy fixes (you)
>>550719218How do you know what I have, off topic spammer? You only have what I've given to you.How do I know what you have? I only have what you've given me. You definitely haven't had sex, that's for sure. That's why it makes you so angry. You're asking me more about my personal life...where is this coming from, exactly?All because I said I don't think Invisigal is a good romance option? Kek.>>550719482BASED
>>550717591nice essay bro
>>550719569please be on topic, I'm not the BBjeet or is interested in your little war against him, I just want to talk about Dispatch
>>550719475BB's fail state is you being a cheating bastard and leaning into visi's kiss. And even then, she takes it well and tells you to make visi happy. She really is too good for us
>>550719603Hi-ho! I think that someone that has to type an entire paragraph of his sexual fantasies is the only virgin here! The larp is advanced!I know you're jobless, because you spend hours of your day typing essays here!I know you're talentless, because the only art you have are AI sloppa, oh dear! No AMVs, no art, no OC at all! Just esasys, from ear to ear!
>>550719603>All because I said I don't think Invisigal is a good romance option? Kek.no I think it might be because you've shitted up the threads since early November. That might be why.
Remember, Chase fucking hates Visi and wants you to score with BB and he's the most based character in the game
>>550719603But you said BBfags are more successful! Shouldn't someone who has a wife, a successful career, and kids want to show that off? You are more successful than me, right?
>>550719659It's all true my friend. I've done every single thing I wrote. I've sped away from the police, snorted cocaine, gotten fat, gotten fit, fucked mothers, fucked daughters, I've seen highs, I've seen lows.I'm a Z-Teamer, a Phoenix. I've been far more like Golem/Invisigal/Malevola/Sonar than I've been like Robert or Mandy. But my ideals? What I believe in, what I stand for? My fantasy? It's right here. A beautiful, clean, proper heroes fantasy. Save the people, and get the girl.>>550720028BASED CHASE I COULD NEVER LET DOWN UNC!
I've seen tons of visifags with original art/comics/AMVs in these threads but not a single one from a BBfags. strange.
>>550719475It feels underdeveloped, yeah. Niggerman confirmed that stuff was cut and he regrets it. That said, I don't think that Blazer is that insecure about being Mandy, to the point that she wouldn't want to give up the amulet. She's insecure about Robert being disappointed that the Blond Blazer isn't her true form, because she thinks that it might have been what he fell for, and he won't be interested in Mandy, like Phenomaman wasn't. It's not like she's afraid of other people reactions, she doesn't seem not confident about herself during the epilogue scene. She's around people as Mandy and chills with a beer in her hand. It's not as serious as Visi's "I'm not good enough" mindset, it's rather "my potential lover might be disappointed".
>>550720201
I really hope Mecha Man is deployable in season 2.
look at this amazing "art" from the jeet. I can't imagine the talent that it took to create this masterpiece
c'mon jeet, where's your slop? everyone loved it. We were all so sad to see it go. :(
>>550714212Nah, she's too performatively edgy, but it's good that she found a soulmate who doesn't make her worse
Don't worry, I'll post your masterpieces for you. Such works of art deserve to be displayed!
>>550720467You can choose to believe it or you can choose to deny it. Doesn't change reality.That girl with the septum ring who I said put her finger in my butt? Let's call her Courtney, shall we? Her eyes were far apart, and she had a slight gap in her teeth. She was beautiful. Venus like. Thick as a snicker. I had only just met her personally, after graduating from high school. She was eating out of the palm of my hand instantly. We ate sushi and went to the mall and drank Fireball whisky. She had a really big ass. I'm talking exquisite. Everyone wanted her, my friend Clayton told me every time he saw her how bad he wanted her. She was pretty easy going. I thought she was a dirty/loose slut. But she was tight, it was bubble gum pink too. I put her toes in my mouth at the same time I stuck it in, and she squirmed like crazy. I'll never forget her reaction too, because it was one of the most fun and wide eyed reactions I've ever gotten to my toe sucking. She was a funny girl, super raunchy, and she was deserving of deep love. She has her kids now, after riding on the cock carousel. I wish her nothing but the best in life!
>>550721189this is lowtiergod levels of creative storytelling
>>550721357IT'S TRUE.
>That girl with the septum ring who I said put her finger in my butt? Let's call her Courtney, shall we? Her eyes were far apart, and she had a slight gap in her teeth. She was beautiful. Venus like. Thick as a snicker. I had only just met her personally, after graduating from high school. She was eating out of the palm of my hand instantly. We ate sushi and went to the mall and drank Fireball whisky. She had a really big ass. I'm talking exquisite. Everyone wanted her, my friend Clayton told me every time he saw her how bad he wanted her. She was pretty easy going. I thought she was a dirty/loose slut. But she was tight, it was bubble gum pink too. I put her toes in my mouth at the same time I stuck it in, and she squirmed like crazy. I'll never forget her reaction too, because it was one of the most fun and wide eyed reactions I've ever gotten to my toe sucking. She was a funny girl, super raunchy, and she was deserving of deep love. She has her kids now, after riding on the cock carousel. I wish her nothing but the best in life!
>>550720642>>550721002>>550721161BlazerGOD.....I KNEEL!
>>550720290I think you're underselling her. "Robert will be disappointed I'm not blonde" is a very surface level read of her character. >she doesn't seem not confident about herself during the epilogue scene.They made it a point to have her look surprised and unsure when Chase told her to let someone else take the ending picture(although I guess you can argue the "unsure" part was just her looking for someone else to take the picture.)
I think both of you are annoying retards
>>550721189>fucking a whore that you even admit was writing a cock carouselis this supposed to be some kind of own?
>>550721189One moment we were savoring Uni straight from the urchin. The next moment, I am contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all its energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again.
>>550721603I love how Golem is just sitting there earnestly smiling in his mugshot. He is best boy, don't care what anyone says.
>>550718830he really has done a number of the BBfans reputation, I legit think all the sane ones left these threads.
>>550721726>be 18 year old kid drinking and fucking every week>sexy girl with big ass that I've eyed from across the hall all year wants to fuck me>have drunken sex with her for a weekRiding, btw. And yeah, at 18 years old back then, we were all fucking. We weren't scared of doing it
Threadly reminder the jeet is a normal fag retard who brags about having a wife and kids, and makes fun of people for being virgins. The kind of faggot who truly does belong on reddit.
Can you two handle this HR violation someplace else?
>>550718830I imagine aryan Robert as Todd Ingram
>>550721964>>550722090>bragging about peaking in high schoolthat is some funny but sad shit
>game has a heavy emphasis on the personal and romantic relationships dynamic>talk about own experiences with romantic relationships, female personality archetypes, flirting/cues/body language, their personality disorders, their domestic abuse, etc, and how that experience is related to interpretations of the relationship dynamics that are presented within Dispatch>REE! NORMIE FAG! STOP SAYING YOU HAVE SEX!!! GO BACK! STOP DISCUSSING THE ROMANCES OR RELATING THEIR FACETS TO YOUR OWN LIVED EXPERIENCES WITH ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS!!!
>>550722542>Scott RedditgramGo back
>>550722661all that and still unmarried at 30
>>550722603I could easily give you a more recent example of a sexual escapade. Perhaps you'd prefer a story about a milf/working woman? Because that's simply ONE story about the girl who put her finger in my butt who had a septum piercing.What? Is that too close to home for you to swallow?
I propose we rename him the BBjeet to the RedditJeet. Because he posts like a redditor, steals long retarded paragraphs from reddit, and behaves like this is reddit.
>I could give you a more recent example of <fantasy larp>. Perhaps you'd prefer a story about a <milf prompt I put into chat GPT> Because that's simply ONE <work of fiction> about the girl who put her finger in my butt who had a septum percing.
>Wake up>See image in OPWhy are fujos such a menace
So you need another story straight from the keys of Bachelor Blazer, do you? I mean, talk about OC. This ain't no MS paint romance, boys.
>>550723086more like unmarried washed up at 30 Blazer
Robert needy Wabi-Sabi brown tomboy pussy.
>I wake up exhausted, even in the morning>Like I'm made out of decaf, I'm barely running>Oh, and I hate parties>It's just too many bodies>I don't like small talk, I'm always leaving early
When was the last time you used a dating app and got some, /SDN/? A few years away from the dating apps specifically for me, but I used to use them often back when they first were popping off.You could find your Courtney on there, boys. You can find them at the mall. Just be attractive, and talk to them. There's a lot of girls with septum piercings waiting to be taken to the movies and fucked for a bucket of corn.
>>550723187I feel like those lyrics were made for robert and not courtney
>>550723509she picked that song because the lyrics describe how she feels about bob-bob, it's obvious
>>550723509>then I met you and my eyes changedWhat the FUCK did they mean by this Invisible sisters
>>550723187den I met u n my eyes chengd
>>550723509Are you trying to convince us or yourself?
>>550723780>when you're around, it's already alrightWhat does this mean? Can you tell me
>>550721815kek
>>550723853Dont talk me me you normalfag piece of shit. I dont want your (You)s
>>550724020>evil White supremacist>normalfag>Redditor>JeetYou know folks, I'm not seeing a refutation. I don't see him saying that I'm wrong. I'm not seeing him offer insight on Dispatch. So....the concession has been accepted
>>550723187>It's been living inside me my whole life>I can't seem to fight it, I don't know why>I tremble as it grows>I can't live without it>I can see you're scared>And if you knew the truth>Would you always be there?>I want you to feel>I want you to feel the way I do
>>550724218what value do you provide to these threads, exactly?
I dont give a single shit what you want to believe. Dont fucking reply to me faggot. Keep spamming your shitty ai BB edits so I can ignore you properly, or just get a trip. You act like a trip fag already
>>550723780>I wake up exhausted, even in the morningThis explicitly describes Robert who we see as sleep deprived and constantly with bags under his eyes, at no point do we see Courtney exhausted>Oh, and I hate parties, It's just too many bodiesRobert was the one who was opposed to having a housewarming party, which was Courtney's idea in the first place>Then I met you and my eyes changedCourtney insulted Robert the first time she met him, and didn't start falling for him until after his peptalkidk it just sounds like the song was made for Robert, not Courtney
>>550724265i don't think the "How bad things really are" applies at all. She's just embarrassed and doesn't wanna look at him in that moment
>>550723509The lyrics were made for a song that was released three years ago and was put in the game because it fits the party vibe and Visi's feelings, they made a point to show us that she plays it from her phone and looks sad when she notices Robert dancing with BB if you chose her. You're overthinking it.
>>550724403holy based
>>550723451No answer to if anyone has found a Courtney or Mandy on a dating app, so I'm gonna toss in a freebie 'Mandy' storyIt's COVID time, living in the middle of nowhere. Life has thrown curveballs. Traveling a lot to and from home town city now, enjoying life for the most part. Matched with a girl we'll call "Mandy" on Tinder. She lives an hour away. We hit it off instantly. She's fun, soft, affectionate, eager, and wholesome. She's there for you. She asks how you're doing, and she actually cares. Long dark hair and bright blue green eyes. Classical beauty, truly splendorous. She doesn't need a touch of makeup. Her eyes are the Sun, her smile is the Moon. She has very, very huge boobs. Seriously. She's a classic tomboy, Americana girl who gets down and dirty but still paints her toes pink. She had a rottweiler to protect her from the Blacks, and I walked him around the neighborhood twice a day. He always, always barked at the Blacks and kept them away from us. Good Beef boy! There was a yellow brick house for sale around the corner from those crappy apartments, and when we walked by it I would sometimes imagine settling down there with Mandy. She was in her second year of college, and I was traveling between two homes for work and family. A long distance relationship, that sadly only lasted as long as she was willing to put up with her empty bed on long nights. But God, what a Summer full of Light it was with Mandy. She was Golden. Every Friday, we would drive to the lake with BLT sandwiches and White Claws. We'd drink, eat, laugh, and make love by the water. She was all you could ever ask for. Lives in a crappy apartment? Who cares. I got her some furniture and a TV for shits and giggles. Just being around her was literally like recharging your battery. A beautiful woman, who deserves the world and more. The kind of girl you can never, will never forget.
>>550726014
>It's COVID time, living in the middle of nowhere. Life has thrown curveballs. Traveling a lot to and from home town city now, enjoying life for the most part. Matched with a girl we'll call "Mandy" on Tinder. She lives an hour away. We hit it off instantly. She's fun, soft, affectionate, eager, and wholesome. She's there for you. She asks how you're doing, and she actually cares. Long dark hair and bright blue green eyes. Classical beauty, truly splendorous. She doesn't need a touch of makeup. Her eyes are the Sun, her smile is the Moon. She has very, very huge boobs. Seriously. She's a classic tomboy, Americana girl who gets down and dirty but still paints her toes pink. She had a rottweiler to protect her from the Blacks, and I walked him around the neighborhood twice a day. He always, always barked at the Blacks and kept them away from us. Good Beef boy! There was a yellow brick house for sale around the corner from those crappy apartments, and when we walked by it I would sometimes imagine settling down there with Mandy. She was in her second year of college, and I was traveling between two homes for work and family. A long distance relationship, that sadly only lasted as long as she was willing to put up with her empty bed on long nights. But God, what a Summer full of Light it was with Mandy. She was Golden. Every Friday, we would drive to the lake with BLT sandwiches and White Claws. We'd drink, eat, laugh, and make love by the water. She was all you could ever ask for. Lives in a crappy apartment? Who cares. I got her some furniture and a TV for shits and giggles. Just being around her was literally like recharging your battery. A beautiful woman, who deserves the world and more. The kind of girl you can never, will never forget.
>>550724440>>Courtney insulted Robert the first time she met himTechnically the first time she "met" him, she immediately started to regret what she's about to do, because it wasn't just blowing up a stupid robot, it was premeditated murder of a hero that she was about to commit. There's a clear "change" in her eyes in that moment.There are other lyrics that fit her as well:>I don't like small talk, I'm always leaving earlyShe's a loner and likes to sneak out.>You changed my heart in a big wayThe swing pep talk was a real turning point for her.>Up, up, up, up when I get down, when I get downGoes well with the pep talk as well.>I'm tuning into you>You're turning me on>I'm always louder with youDoesn't even need explanation. The song works for both Courtney being into Robert and Robert being into Mandy I guess.
>>550723060You’re just mad. And straight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk
>>550723060>fujosthere are no women here. there's another term for this kind of people that also starts with f.
It's COVID time, living in the middle of nowhere. Life has thrown curveballs. Traveling a lot to and from home town city now, enjoying life for the most part. Matched with a guy we'll call "Jamal" on Tinder. He lives an hour away. We hit it off instantly. He's fun, soft, affectionate, eager, and wholesome. He's there for you. He asks how you're doing, and He actually cares. Long dark hair and bright blue green eyes. Classical beauty, truly splendorous. He doesn't need a touch of makeup. His eyes are the Sun, his smile is the Moon. He has very, very huge bulge. Seriously. He's a classic chad, Americana guy who gets down and dirty but still paints his toes pink. He had a rottweiler to protect him from the Blacks, and I walked him around the neighborhood twice a day. He always, always barked at the Blacks and kept them away from us. Good Beef boy! There was a yellow brick house for sale around the corner from those crappy apartments, and when we walked by it I would sometimes imagine settling down there with Jamal. He was in his second year of trade school, and I was traveling between two homes for work and family. A long distance relationship, that sadly only lasted as long as he was willing to put up with his empty bed on long nights. But God, what a Summer full of Light it was with Jamal. He was Golden. Every Friday, we would drive to the lake with BLT sandwiches and White Claws. We'd drink, eat, laugh, and make love by the water. He was all you could ever ask for. Lives in a crappy apartment? Who cares. I got him some furniture and a TV for shits and giggles. Just being around him was literally like recharging your battery. A beautiful man, who deserves the world and more. The kind of guy you can never, will never forget.
>>550726204>>550726248>>550727272>HE HAS SEX WITH HOT YOUNG WOMEN WITH HUGE BOOBS AND PINK TOES???
You might not like it, but this is what mcgaffin looks like
>>550727315no joke, i'm actually cracking up dude irl, these stories are fucking funny. holy shit, LMFAO
>>550727315Here you go anon, you should post your watermarked version to make everyone knows YOU made it, since you care so much
>>550727315on the small, SMALL 1% chance that your stories are even remotely true>I LE HECKIN HAD SEX>bragging about being a manwhore but never marrying or had kidsyou are the equivalent of a wine drinking cat lady lonely aunt.
>>550727524I'm glad you enjoy the Bachelor Blazer escapades. Everything I have posted is 1000% true and verifiable with evidence. I'm not gonna lie boys, there are a lot of stories. And if you want to pretend it's ChatGPT.....4chan is fucking dead. It's all 10000% real.
What did we do to deserve these schizos
>>550727812Won too hard. He got btfo in the /v/ threads he swore revenge like a Sunday morning villain
>>550723060i would take one million fujos over one BBjeet
>>550728016Same, Dispatch fujos are fairly chill.
>>550727812>>550727972Suffering from success
>>550728016I welcome the dispatch fujos because they're probably the best fujos I've ever had to deal with
>>550727812As far as /vg/ shizos go, this is actually pretty mild.
>>550727972>he swore revenge like a Sunday morning villainkek, did he really announced some sort of anti-invisigal crusade or something? i didn't keep up with the late /v/ threads
>>550728204Never 4get the time mods were actually based for once.
>>550728016All that tells us is that you feel extremely threatened by Blazer.If it were shitposts you hated you'd be attacking everyone.
>>550727730Most real living breathing men and women will have more than one or two sexual partners in their life. Especially in America. We used to, anyways. Especially during your teens/twenties. "Cock carousel" for the incels. That's why grown ups can usually choose Blazer without shrinking down or being afraid of not being good enough for herBut it's 2025, in America. And I'm 'old'. Connect those dots
>>550728323No anon, he didn't announce it. We just see the results and have to put up with his shit.
>>550728323he didn't say it explicitly but wherever dispatch thread goes, he follows. the threads will be peaceful and then BAM. he enters and starts shitflinging, tries to play it off as him just "pointing out facts" and then he starts essay posting about Blazer. Right now he's blogposting about his sex larp fantasies
>>550728204>>550728378I would pay to see the seething he must have been going through irlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c
>>550728530yes yes we all already know you're a washed up old fuck who stuck his dick inside some fat chicks when he was 17 and failed to get married at the ripe age of 30 so he has to take it out on a video game general on 4chananything else?
Fuck it, let's talk about our favorite BBjeet momentsMine was when he ironically started getting mad because he came in and started using Virgin as an insult and it didn't work because everyone just did the ">Yes (chad image)" thing until he started getting mad about people not getting insulted at being called virgins
>>550728451I wrote OC about some Courtney and Mandy action that I've had in my life, and apparently that's no good, and it has nothing for them to pull from. Even though I said that both girls were great, and good mother material......like seriously, actually read what I wrote about those girls and think about it for 5 seconds
CUTE AND CANON
>>550728451no fujo ever did me wrong in these threads
>>550728789>Favorite BBjeet moments I’m actually gonna have to go with these life story essays he’s been making today. I’ve legitimately been laughing irl reading them.Runner up would be the day we got banished to /vg/. He made a Blazer thread on /v/ and spent the whole day arguing with ratposter as it was clear they were literally the only two people posting in that thread.
Every fan made female Robert design looks extremely molestable. Robert does too they should release a free chapter where he gets raped.
>>550729063That thread where the ratfag falseflagger fucked up and forgot to change his name right?Yeah I remember that. It was honestly amazing they got to 500 posts. I'm sure after these threads are dead the Jeet will keep them alive himself, but I wonder for how long
>>550728789I lost it when he started bitching about the "Invisimech" ship name and that it reflects Visi being forced on Robert and the fanbase kek
if BBfag gets so much sex why aren't you having sex right now instead of talking to us virgins?
>>550729361I've got a milf on Snapchat I've known for 10 years right now.
>>550729269fuck that sounds good, i need to find this one in the archives, do you recall by any chance when it happened?
>>550729489I was just digging through, I'll try to find it
>>550729446BWHAHAHAAHAHAso instead of getting married and having kids and having a wholesome life you are... fucking some used up hag in her 40s?you need to stop typing because in the process of trying to flex you are embarrassing yourself LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>550728715I hope Bob Odenkirk voices a character in season 2.https://files.catbox.moe/fm5hrc.webm
>>550729749Hopefully Robert's lawyer.
>>550729014KEK
>>550728715I was playing the game, actually. And if you want to see what I thought about the ending, you'll actually see me praising the ending, posting screenshots and praising the Invisigal redemption, praising everything about the game. I was super, super fucking happy with the ending of Dispatch. I thought it was all pretty great. I even posted how proud of Courtney I was for having her defining moment. I didn't cry, but I felt like she might die, and it almost pulled it out of me. It was cinema indeed! My favorite scenes were the fight scenes with Blonde Blazer and the kiss on the car.>>550729665I said she was on my Snapchat not that I'm fucking her. Who knows how old she is? I've known her for a long time but I fucked her when she was younger than you would ever believe, little feller
>The ratfag was in /vg/ I guess I was wrong, That came later
Rape status?
>>550731959Status: untouched (I cut visi and told her to fuck off)
>>550724475In her case, it's probably not even embarrassment; she just really enjoys the moment. Because she always DOES something when feelings kick in. At the end, she kissed Robert just to shut him up because of the embarrassing things he said
>I will cut every single one of you fucking lowlifes from this team (besides Bruno and Chad) before I even consider cutting my invisible wifeJeez, Robbie.
It's a shame BBjeet exists because I genuinely love BB and want to talk about her more but anytime I do all I get is replies from BBjeet himself and people mistaking me for him
>>550732919Based and heropilled
>>550733028If you're trying to talk in good faith then I'm sorry anon.
>>550732050....I kneel>>550733028There is no jeet. Guess what? They were screeching BBjeet when I arrived during 5/6. Don't you get it? Don't you see? When are you gonna get it?
>>550733028He could be you! he could be me! he could even b
>>550733235>There is no jeet.Jeet hands psoted this>B-B-B-BUT IM WHITEspiritual jeet, literal BBJeet
>the guy(s) who have sex and like the classic, traditional romance are all oneguy "BBjeet">the guy(s) who have not had sex and like tsundere, alternative, nose pierced romance are "whites"For some reason, I feel like this argument is bologna. Nothing about it goes anywhere. But yet, Visi fags just can't stop spamming about India and who is/isn't really White, thinking it gets somewhere.
>>550733912>>550733235>jeet now attacking other BBfanswhen will he learn
>>550733041How can he respond without sounding mad?
>>550734360>it's windcuck actually>HASAGI
>>550734571no but seriously it's uncanny how much they sound alike, liam could've changed his voice at least a bit.
How would Visi's story and mental state have changed if her actions at the beginning of the story put Robert in a wheelchair or something?
why can't you control yourself
>His hands trembled, he had posted another post, in a vain attempt to convince everyone that he was white. He didn't understand, "Jeet"? But he was a proud White nationalist, he was born and raised proudly in Oklahoma, he had even posted his hands multiple times! These fucking subhuman nigger lovers, these "visifags" made him shudder. He just couldn't understand why anyone would willingly choose not to fuck his pretend wife. "I'm not a jeet..." he said out loud to himself, as another shitpost started bubbling at the edges of his mind. He took a bite of the sandwich his real wife had given him, she was good and subservient, as all good wifes should be, as blazer would be. He hatched an idea, it was brilliant, he would post about an imaginary fling with some woman and name her Mandy! He excitedly opened ChatGPT. "Let's see......Love story, short, white woman, white man, successful, philanthropic male" he typed in. A few seconds later he was pasting it into the post box. He reread the story, quickly adding in a few racist overtones to make it more authentic. After all, people needed to know she lived around BLACKS. and that her dog hated BLACKS, and that he indeed hated BLACKS. He giggled to himself as his distinctive BBJeet style of typing slowly began oozing through his post. "This will show those VIRGINS" he thought to himself, his lack of cultural knowledge stripping away any veil of anonymity"
>>550734881The Lt. Dan comparison would have worked better and they would have had wheelchair sex.
"SCHIZOS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this these threads before. There could be SCHIZOS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his ears missing hole. "I HATE SCHIZOS" he thought. Radio reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $30 movie theatre Coke circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of schizos after dark. "With a computer, you can post on any board you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>550735138>people needed to know she lived around BLACKS. and that her dog hated BLACKS, and that he indeed hated BLACKS.KEKKKKK IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S MORE TRUE THAN YOU COULD EVER REALIZE
>>550734892why don't you go have sex with your bbjeet boyfriend
Anyone with a fully formed prefrontal cortex knows why. It's not even racist, it's just evolution
>>550735190Wheelchair guys dont have the same appeal to women that wheelchair women do to men, so I doubt she would fall for him in that context. I'm sure she would have felt even worse about bombing him though.
>>550735138>>550735263I'm fucking dying KEK
>>550735428Do dogs naturally like you? I hope so
>>550735734My dog fucking loves my elderly black guy neighbor though
>>550735734>>550735941>visifags are posting offtopic!>oh my my racist rants about dogs are okay though :)Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plainAnd the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweetWhen the wind comes right behind the rain.Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and ISit alone and talk and watch a hawkMakin' lazy circles in the sky.
>>550735736If Lt. Dan could get an Asian wife while lacking meat legs I don't see why Robob can't.
>yeah i'm such a chad i've had lots of sex>oh, am I married? uhhh no... could I have sex right now instead of shitposting? well... uhhhh...DO YOUR DOGS NATURALLY LIKE YOU?meds
Every once in a while I pop in to look at how the BBjeet is doing, it's quite fun. It's endearing in a way, just like the town idiot
>>550736045They will know the smell after being introduced a few times and context mattersRandom Blacks passing by on the street? Especially quickly, like when on a bicycle? Dogs will bark at them more than Whites. It's the Black as night complexion, the dog can't read them and sees a predator instinctively. It's universal, even Blacks go through this same phenomena. There's a reason dogs are always barking at/chasing negroes in the hood more than other people. It's not made up and it is 1000% what happened when I walked that dog around on a daily basis. Big Beef wasn't a fan of the Blacks, no he wasn't.
These threads are crazy man
>>550734881I imagine that in this universe it would be possible that he would end up with some cyberpunk tech in his spine or prosthetics as a result of such severe injures instead. It would be interesting to see and she would definitely feel much more guilty, but it already affected her enough with how it is, no need for either of them to suffer more.
Dispatch?
Tifa and Blazer for me, aaayyyup
Fujos are fun mentalBBfags are bad mental
>>550735138lmao
>>550736680Going to win Best Story-Rich Game on the Steam awards soon
>>550736467
>>550736981It's the Blacks that are on the (stolen) bicycles, anon! I'm jogging with a big badass fluffy Rottweiler! You tried I guess.>>550737021We all love Prism, Chase, Coupe, and more.Nobody is more racist than Blacks btw.
>>550737314Blazer would despise you irl btw
>>550736981kek
"FLAMBAE HAS PICTURES OF ROBERT NUDE"
>>550736981Kek. I really hope these threads will last for a while longer, no other generals make me crack up so much
>>550737589>'Ey Flambae wanna hang out later?
>>550737487But Chase is my favorite character? And Blazer takes care of Chase....while Invisigal punches him....?I'm struggling to understand why you keep repeating this line to yourself and then retreating when I bring up Chase. First, you attack me for being Indian. Then, you attack me for being White supremacist. I bring up that I fucking love Chase, and you shrink every time. Which off topic ad hominem is next?
>>550737589Visi sells them to him for $10 a pop after sneaking into Robert's apartment and taking creep shots while he's in the shower
>>550737735>You just have to learn to filter certain bits, just how they make blacks and indians characters have any moral ground, or some jamaican dude being a tech-engineer mechanic scientist, you know that's not realistic to real life but many people get tricked into it and you end up humanizing people that want you raped and killed. We love Chase, we love Royd, but they don't exist.
LEAKED: season 2 image of BB meeting one of her most dedicated fans!
>guy shows up>says something positive about Blazer>Visikeks spend the next six hours seething about the emotional damage they just received>rinse>repeat>also Robert/Flambae gay sex sprinkled in throughout
>>550738089Based
>>550735138this fucking thread man
>>550738091how does the BBJeet dick taste? Clean up after you're done
>be racist White chud on 4chan>get told that I'm an Indian for liking the wholesome romance>"go back">these people simp for a character with a septum piercing>they have never had sex
>>550738091
>>550738406>THEY HAVEN'T HAD THE SEX YET!!!every fucking time
I saw an interracial comple outside today.... /SDN/ has fallen.. billions must die
>>550738091>>says something positive about BlazerAh yes, that's the only thing he does, we're the fucked up ones who hate him for no reason. Damned VISIFAGS why are you like this???>>550717591>>550717591>>550717591
>>550737735>while Invisigal punches him>Sucker punches his ass>Fucks his little brother from another motherShe can't keep getting away with this.
>Sigh, another 8 hour shift of having to interact with black people who keep making of fun of my BB pin.. at least I get to shitpost when I get home
>>550717591This is like Navy SEAL copypasta-tier, I love it so much
Isn't Courtney kind of a weird name for a girl who's most likely Filipina or Latina, therefore most likely Catholic? Maria or something would've been better
BBfag says something positive about BB, and is instantly antagonized, being asked about his romantic life. I stepped in and gave my take, and here we are. Notice all I said was "I've had many girlfriends in most flavors." Didn't say anything negative about Invisigal either, not in my Courtney story either. Visi fags just can't stop leaping at shadows.
70% preferred visi on launch btw
>>550739046Yeah it is a little odd, I still like her name though. Hope we learn what her maiden name is at some point.
>>550739026>>550739045this whole thread is golden, and we're not even halfway to the bump limit yet
>>550739046we all agree they named her after picrel right?
BBJeet is not racist btw
I fucking love Black peopleI hate niggers
>>550739609It's not insufferably woke, no. Liberals are retarded for thinking we're all the same, though.
Genuinely wish ip count was still a thing.
Where's the latest Jeetpost, I need something else to make fun of
>>550739609Indians are the most racist people on the planet. Only matched by South Africans.
>>550739609OH EM GEEEEE HE'S RAAACCISSSST!Keep seething. What happened to this website?
Liberalism forced racism into everyone's minds and now everyone is racist.
>BBfag says something positive about BB, and is instantly antagonized, being asked about his romantic life. I stepped in and gave my take, and here we are. Notice all I said was "I've had many girlfriends in most flavors." Didn't say anything negative about Invisigal either, not in my Courtney story either. Visi fags just can't stop leaping at shadows.>OH EM GEEEEE HE'S RAAACCISSSST! Keep seething. What happened to this website?
Was this a humiliation ritual for Chase?
>>550740178Racism just means I tell the truth about Blacks/Jews/Whites/Arabs/Chinese etc.
>>550740261>>550740097
This thread is the most beautiful trainwreck I've seen in months. Maybe the whole year.
I wonder what percentage of posts / usercount Oklahoma Anon has in this thread
>>550739783Young Chase was the single worst voice acted character in the entire game.Yes, including e-celeb ones.
>>550740332And the paradoxical racism ouroboros is complete!
I'm glad AI can give even the most talentless people their time to shine :)
>>550740382It's like watching a car crash in slow motion.
>>550740261You're literally not fucking wrong, buddy. "Racism is another way of saying pattern recognition"Is math racist? Are stats racist? Liberals will tend to say yes. That's insane to me.Leftists are often more racist than right-wingers for the simple reason that they're condescending. "You NEED our help. You can do NO wrong.". It's removing agency. Forcing white people to feel hate for themselves only breeds more jaded individuals who won't care to point out trends among different ethnic groups. This is why you have black kids rounding up white kids and forcing them to chant "black lives matter" in school yards (not even joking, look it up).Diversity isn't a strength. Unity is. Liberals don't want unity if they keep pretending white people have all the privilege and non-whites have none - or cannot make it for themselves.
Someone is seriously working overtime. Keep going, you're charging me up.
Jeets been working too many night shifts, it's affecting his brain
>>550739549How long ago was that show? Barely remember it at this point.
wtf i love bbjeet now
>You're literally not fucking wrong, buddy.>"Racism is another way of saying pattern recognition">Is math racist? Are stats racist? Liberals will tend to say yes. That's insane to me.>Leftists are often more racist than right-wingers for the simple reason that they're condescending. "You NEED our help. You can do NO wrong.". It's removing agency. Forcing white people to feel hate for themselves only breeds more jaded individuals who won't care to point out trends among different ethnic groups. This is why you have black kids rounding up white kids and forcing them to chant "black lives matter" in school yards (not even joking, look it up).>Diversity isn't a strength. Unity is. Liberals don't want unity if they keep pretending white people have all the privilege and non-whites have none - or cannot make it for themselves.
>>550740615You're right. But sadly, posting the truth on this board gets you shitposted relentlessly by underageb& mutts who unironically screech about White supremacy. On 4chan.
Is this guy for real or an extremely dedicated shitposter? My hat's off if it's the latter.
>>550740750I'm trying to have a serious discussion here.
>checked the thread multiple times>each time it's schizo babble>each time I move on without posting>each time I think the next time things will be back to normal>the schizo babble is getting worseI'm convinced this is an attempt to drive out all the sane people. And it's working.
>>550740739the original is apparently from 2007. Fuck i'm old
>>550739223You got one bait reply that should have simply been ignored, but instead you went all out to prove your point that you're not a virgin, unlike those underaged visifags, which eventually resulted in >>550717591. But this wasn't the only reply to your take from a visifag, you got another, normal one regarding the actual topic that didn't cause any drama. Yet for some reason you accuse all visifags of being against you and picking on Blazer, even though it doesn't seem that way at all. The drawchad anon >>550704842 didn't sperg out because of a bait reply >>550706337. Why didn't you do the same?
>Mom please pick me up, they're claiming I don't have sex and they don't like that I'm a based Alpha Male White Supremecist
>thread got so bad it went back around to goldAmazing
>>550740948I know exactly what I said, mate. You're not upset about the off topic trolling which cascaded. But yet you're angry at me for....saying the truth the way I see it. Telling my story about my own real life. Very interesting. You can find plenty of posts I haven't replied to, btw.
>>550740615>Liberals don't want unity if they keep pretending white people have all the privilege and non-whites have none - or cannot make it for themselves.The sad thing is that not everyone CAN make it for themselves, and this includes races totally (culturally as well as mentally) incompatible with the west. This includes trashy white people too, of course, but Liberals never consider that.
6 pack of pilsners, a good burger and an amazing thread. What a friday night fellas
>>550741331Can't say I don't provide to the thread. Every story needs it's "villain".
>>550741191how fucking long have you been posting here, that you think ANYONE gives a fuck about your fucking blogposting? When did anyone ever like your garbage fucking blogposting bullshit. We see it every thread. You post like a fucking faggot and your shit is retarded. Go eat a bullet
>I've had many, and in most flavors. Girls that are super alternative and sexually liberal like Visi, wearing septum rings, and girls that are closer to Mandy. Nowhere near as great as her though, obviously. But close, her name was Sandy, lmfao
>>550740868They are here to shitpost. Someone woke up and decided to go into overdrive.
>>550740874fuck off, you know its the jeets fault. he's been here for 2 months now and now that people are fighting back against him its all of a sudden schizo?
>>550741754That is the Jeet anon.
>>550741191I'm not upset about what happened to the thread because I haven't had that good of a laugh in a while. And I'm not angry at you, nor I'm accusing you of lying about your life, I honestly don't care. What I'm annoyed by is the fact that you're treating everyone who doesn't agree with you as members of a hivemind or something, those damn VISIFAGS who are all virgins, even though it was just one guy baiting you, at least in this particular case. Just ignore blatant shitstirrers, don't indulge them, but if you must then don't pretend that you're fighting against everyone who didn't pick Blazer.
>>550740527>oH mY pOoR wIfE>We NeEd To FoRgIvE hEr
>I still didn't post that image you're getting madder and madder about. The fact that you can get physically angry when you see Blonde Blazers stats should really embarrass you. Maybe do some reflection on why it upset you so much and then come back later.
>>550742229kek
>I've already said my peace on the fujo faggot and they hate me too even though I don't care. I step on their fag toes. Blazer threatens them bigly. Some of them are legitimately terrified of her, and either are obsessed with trying to cuck her or they just refuse to acknowledge her existence entirely
I keep imagining the jeet as Chase and it makes all of this so much funnier, best thread we had in a while kek
>>550742579I've been reading his posts in Shrouds voice
He's pulling out the BANGERS right now. Glad to know I have a devoted fanclub. Realest nigga in /SDN/. Keep up
This could be BBJeet but sadly he only can only use AI sloppaA potential artist never got to fly :(
>>550742731I like how Beef is just vibing the entire time
Did you guys fill out your apology forms yet? He will be very mad and call you virgins if you didn't.
>>550742964It's perfect
>He's pulling out the BANGERS right now. Glad to know I have a devoted fanclub. Realest nigga in /SDN/. Keep up
>Have you fucked a female in your life? One single time?>Have you busted inside with no protection? Had her begging for it? Put your thumb in her mouth? Choke her, slap her? Put your thumb inside her butt?
Y-Y-YOU GUYS ARE JUST VIRGINS
now THIS is a proper VN moviegame general
>I love Blonde Blazer. She's so loving, hopeful, caring, compassionate, dorky, adorable, generous, trustworthy, kind, radiant, gentle, powerful, courageous, lionhearted, exuberant, resplendent, romantic, classic and contemporary, old and new, soulful, charismatic, talented, intelligent, fierce, dangerous, loyal, determined, dashing, fit, beautiful, sexy, fabulous, sculpted, ravishing, gorgeous, nourished, thick, buxom, voluptuous, Venus-like, mesmerizing, and all around incredible!>She can do it all, and Mecha Man can too!
>>550738020I didn't say that post. Someone else. But it's objectively on the nose to what occurs in reality 9/10. That is indeed the perspective of many people. Outside him not knowing Royd is Hawaiian I mostly agree. The game has DEI and that is what it is. It's done very well in my opinion, very well. In real life a super fast negro who could steal and do almost anything he wants would never be as good as he is in the game. It's true. But that's why it's a fantasy. It's not real. We can have Chase represent an idealized form of a Black super hero where he's the fastest man alive, a true old soul, a total riot of a person brimming with charisma, and he just happens to be Black. Rather than being some sort of caricature or slapping some cookie cutter personality on him. They created a person, and he just happens to be Black. That's how you make instant classic representations that are authentic and they cross cultural borders ie cure "racism" (bigotry)
>>550743545>AISLOPNow you're cooking.
>>550742812He's unbothered, moisturized, happy, in his lane, focused, and flourishing.
>>550743754Beef is a good boy
>>550743996The best.
>they are making 'OC' for me, driven entirely out of spite and fury (hell yeah)>they are furthering their own irrational derangement against Blazer, India, and White supremacists>anyone who ever posts Blazer is a shadow on their wall>every new shitpost they write, praying that the boogie man is near>further emboldening me in everything I think and believe (I'm really gonna say it louder now)I'm here to do, whatever I can. Be it early morning, late afternoon. Or at midnight, it's never to soonhttps://youtu.be/_Ee3C2m3OXE
>>550744527the only thing you're proving is that you're unemployed and gf-less
I honestly wish I could share this thread with people I know but it'd be too damning for me
>>550744602kek>>550744758no anon he's a married middle aged dad normalfag. Even worse
>>550744527>alpha male sex haver would rather post in SDN where everyone hates him instead of having sexok...?
>the clown considers himself to be a boogieman nowyou're our Shroud, even>everything according to the plan, I predicted this /SDN/
now that we have a million reaction pics, remember protocol:never engage with the jeet, and if you do, it must be with a chudjak
>I predicted the threads would die at 20/21>20 has been the best thread in ages
>>550739046Invisigal is many things but I doubt she's religious at all.
>he really thinks I wrote my instant classic copypasta while I was fuming and not laughing my ass off while reading it back in Chase's voice
>>550744527
>>550745363I was laughing my ass off making these chudjak edits. God damn that was hilarious
>>550745230>saving pictures to shitpost with>planning to ruin even more threadsJust have one moment of self reflection and realize that this will only bring about chaos. The most effective way to handle these things is to ignore, report, hide post. That's always been the case.Why are you so adamant in ruining the threads for everyone else?
>>550745730Jeet will never stop, who cares any more. better to let them be a bit fun before they finally die.
>>550745360You do know how names work, right Anon? Did you decide her own name? I have an ancient Norse name, did I decide to name myself that?
>>550745730>hide jeet's post when he's like half the posts in these threads. no, unless he gets banned, its better for these threads to burn and die because he quite literally ruins them.literally just read the threads. they're peaceful, and then during jeet hours he starts arguments. There is no "ignoring" anymore. Either he burns or we all burn
>>550745870You're ruining the threads for everyone. What the fuck did any of us do to deserve that?
>>550745882did she decide her own name*goddamn I'm tired
>>550745730>>550746001>ah yes just ignore his posts until he flames half the thread, including both visifags and fujos, just because one person criticized BB
>>550746001The jeet isn't though?No, of course not.
>>550746001do you even read these threads? half of the posts are him shitting on someone unnecessarily. These threads are already half dead so they end up being the only posts.
Alright I give up. Enjoy rolling around in the shit.
>>550746424Oh no, BBJeet lost his jerk off buddyhow sad
>>550746424>blaming the person who's plate is getting shat on instead of the person shitting on the plategood riddance, you might be retarded
>>550746424how the fuck can you tolerate the jeet but you can't tolerate people making fun of him
You guys......I really haven't gotten started whatsoever on my Courtney vs Mandy IRL stories. Like, there's at least 4 more girls in my bag that fit the Betty and Veronica archetypes. You'll all just have to wait on baited breath on whether or not I'll share with you even a sliver of a taste of all of that drama and my real life love triangle that I experience in my life that recently came full circle after a decade. And no......it's not fucking ChatGPT.
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report jeet for offtopic IRL posts
>>550747269Best post ITT
>>550747883based drawchad
Let the flames cleanse everything
Confession. I would eat Robert's ass raw.
>>550747979It was part of a comic that I apparently don't have
>>550748247dumb fujo
>BBjeet left>Fujo returnedalright, back to the regular schedule. thank you for the today's keks, i love you faggots
>>550748597I give it 30 minutes
>>550748736dumb fujo
BB would bring in homemade cookies to the officeVisi would swap them out for pot cookies
>>550748942dumb fujo
>>550748942Based Fujo
https://www.eurogamer.net/the-cut-dispatch-sex-scenes-never-tangibly-existed
>>550748803Having to manage high Z-teamers sounds like it would make for a fun in-game shift.
>>550748215
>>550749505Thanks anon
Back to our regularly scheduled programming
>>550749154so the sex was supposed to take place sometimes after the party, makes sense.
>All that tells us is that you feel extremely threatened by Blazer.
realistically what would be the least painful way to break up with Visi?
A drunk Robert... a drunk Flambae...
>>550749594Np, here's the full comic (plus two bonuses). https://files.catbox.moe/y99mps.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hjlqg8.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/xiojli.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/tn4594.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/t6hqyb.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/o5i8zx.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/gysn19.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/t0b5dw.png
>>550749887BAIT ALERT______________________________noone will reply to this post
>>550750091Based collector chad
>>550749887don't tell me what to do.
>>550749960>break up with Visi>Implying Robert has a choice
>>550750342dumb fujo
My favorite scene is still the first time Rob puts on headgear, tells them his name, and everyone just cracks up. Very realistic.
>>550751158For me it’s the sex ads on his computer
I miss BBjeet already
>>550751335
>>550750260'Luv Golem
>>550751335Nah
>>550750091thanks for posting these anon, i love them
Rrroberrto Rrrrobberrtoson
>>550751725Another anon colored these but they're drawchads
>>550751335>You'll all just have to wait on baited breath on whether or not I'll share with you even a sliver of a taste of all of that drama
>>550751335He will return sooner or later, but I'm afraid he won't outdo himself for a second time like he had in this thread.>>550751670It's impossible to dislike him
>I'm afraid he won't outdo himself Sweet, sweet boy. Young master I have not even begun to unveil to you my technique. You are boxing with a shadow, witnessing nothing but a genjutsu. I have not taken a single strike
Confession. I would eat Flambae’s ass raw
need more employee/party mem management sims dave the diver did not scratch the itch and I only know of this game through online posting.Pic related is the one game I'll remember for the rest of my life.
>>550752604Robert...
>>550751896>>550752130>>550752418>>550752627thanks for sharing anon
Friday, December 8th. The thread is crowded for the holiday. Even with the Visi simps. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 1 month of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets indiscriminately. It's a small thread. I can be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that post hits the sky, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows. I wish I could say I'm making a difference, but I don't know. Shitposting, Falseflagging, sexual assault memes- 2 years later, they're all up. And now this. This thread's eating itself. Maybe it can't be saved, but I have to try. PUSH MYSELF. These nights all roll together in a rush, behind the mask. Sometimes in the morning I have to force myself to remember everything that happened.
>>550753059SOMETHING'S IN MY ASSMMM-MMMM
>>550751680Unless Shroud learns how to fight he's gonna get his ass whooped in prison.
>>550753059someone draw fat Blazer without AI
https://youtu.be/QJLNq16Liic?t=5196Do you disagree with Thot Squad here?
>>550752946Not sure if the pic was intentional but it reminds me of Revy with her headphones on.
surely we get an announcement soon, right bros?
>>550755012There was a recent tweet about sitting down to talk about the future of dispatch, I think we'll have something in a few days at least
>>550754082It’s Robert.
>>550754403that doesn't look like AI to me though
>>5507550122 more years
Shroud did nothing wrong.
>>550758202>got Robert a hot brown tomboy gfThank you Shroud
Flambae acts dumber than he is. The fact that he suspected who Robert was says a lot.
what would the Z-teams favorite marvel/dc superheroes be?
>>550755698Yeah, it looks like deviantart
>>550758459>Kill Mecha Dad before he could corrupt RobertShroud should get a reduced sentence.
>>550760229Flambae is a dum dum
>>550760229actually he's really dumb for only suspecting him, he literally saw and talked to a flimsily masked Robert at the superhero bar and somehow he doesn't recognize him?
>>550760270I can imagine Invisigal being an unironic Ennis fan, especially with his work on Hitman.
>>550761167ehhh Visi genuinely wants to be hero, she wouldnt like the work of the guy who hates all capeshit except superman. Shroud Visi would like ennis, though
>>550761872I don't feel like her morals would affect her taste in fiction like that, she'd probably just like his sleazy abrasive shitbag kind of writing as opposed clean goody-two-shoes superhero stories.That's why I feel she'd also like Lobo.
>>550761015>somehow he doesn't recognize him?Do we need to get into the Clark Kent phenomenon again?
>>550762486yes
Waterpuke vs depressed superman? This isn't a real choice right
Do you think Z-Team would get angry if they ran into this guy?
>>550763152The gist is observer bias. In Flambae's perspective how could Robert possibly be this famous superhero that kicked my ass twice? He's just a guy at a desk.
>>550760270Visi’s favorite movie is Spider-Man 2.
>>550764615but in that case why, was he suspicious of him? The Clark Kent phenomenon relies on people not even thinking of suspecting Clark of being Superman, but if he's already suspicious it should be obvious
>>550764423Blazer would dislike him but be respectfulChase would talk shit to his face in front of the camera if he badmouths RobertPrism would hate him since she hates journos and papparazisBoth flambae and visi would punch him after speaking to him for 5 secondsCoupe probably has him on a potential hit already since he's a journalistGolem, Mal, and punch up wouldn't really care about him unless he shittalks Robert, if so Punch up performs his special moveSonar would want to try to convince him to get interviews with hot celebrities and VanderstenkBeef would piss on his leg
>>550764872>if he's already suspicious it should be obviousPerhaps the denial keeps him from putting two and two together? This is me just assuming. The writing in this game is far from perfect, leading to many discrepancies already.
>>550765018>Prism would hate him since she hates journos and papparazisI wonder if she'd blind him and other papparazi's? That'd bring a whole new meaning to flash photography.
>>550764423What the fuck was his problem?
>>550765274she probably wouldn't wanna go back to jail but she'd for sure break his mic/camera, but not before plugging all her socials.
>>550765289Robert disgraced his family’s legacy.
>>550765980https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8g63_UQF-HU
I see you guys did some mess here when I was sketching
>>550765274Only temporarily.
>>550766427BASED BASED BASED
>>550764423Villain Visi's gonna drop a salt lick on his head while he sleeps.
>>550766427nice work anon
>>550764423You’d have to physically restrain Visi if she knew he said that Robert should’ve died in his suit.
>>550764423All of them would beat his ass. Even Waterboy.
>>550766427imagine having to go back to work after an office quickie
>>550766574>>550766597Thanks, maybe this time I'll try to color it
>>550768083as a fellow drawanon its good to see BBfriends have their own
>>550768083>>550768481I draw too but I mostly sketch Flambae so I don't know if it'd be appreciated.
>>550767169dumb fujo
>>550768863its the /sdn/ general, anything dispatch is allowed
>>550768863Maybe it will not be, but why should it stop you? I don't remember the last time I drew, and I don't know where else I could post this.
Women can’t actually love men the way gay men love men.
>>550770029How so?
>>550770029You would trick us, Malevola. I read about AIDS patient zero in the US
>>550768863Post it anon
>>550770029How would you know? You're not a woman
>>550769551>>550769872>>550771942If you say so.
Okay, guess I know who Robert reminds me of.
>>550772883Honestly pretty good anon, be proud of it.
>>550772883you might be the best artist so far tbqh, I could see them being really good with colors
>>550773754>>550773759Thank you both. I've got multiple sketches of him I've collaged together. I just hadn't colored them in. Coloring is still something I either hit or miss with.
I'm not normally one normie club bangers, but 6am is pretty good
This is a really sad and lonely fanbase. You all should try dating irl
>>550774074You can only get better, you dont have to post them the colored ones. You definitely shouldn't feel bad about posting sketches you like though
>>550774531Please don't talk about that.
>>550770697>Eye raped him>Dream raped him>Mouth raped himWhat's next?
>>550774812Raping him in his sleep
>>550766427With just one piece you have instantly surpassed most other sketches/OC posted here. Mandy office sex!Good job friend.
>>550774531would you like to date me anon
What drawing apps do (You) use?
>>550774556Thanks again for the compliments and reassurance.
>>550766427>>550772883Good shit
>>550775212Clip Studio Paint and Photoshop.
I have a touchscreen laptop with a pen but I just need to order new batteries. I could draw something more substantial again. Maybe a Mandy portrait
>>550755012CR is "wanting to see Season 2 as soon as possible" I heard in a clip, sounds like they're willing to move their game property down in priority for a faster S2 turnaround.
>>550775212paint.net lmfao. i downloaded another one but I want to finish my current piece before moving on
>>550775814Honestly, why wouldn't they? They have several people as a part of this too. I bet Travis wants to capitalize on it now because he knows better than to let the hype train die too much. Its better for their game too, to try to retain fans by giving them what they want. I know i would be a lot more keen and open to their game if they let dispatch s2 happen first
>>550749960Once she is hooked on Robert she isn't going anywhere, probably will have fun with him at work whenever he's alone in the shower or elsewhere.
>>550755012oh director's cut is soft-confirmed for sureGIVE ME THOSE FUCKING 80 PAGES ADHOC PLZZZZZZZZZ PLZZZZZZZZZ PLZZZZZZZZ
>>550775212My stuff just arrived. I got a tablet with a stylus to try drawing on
>>550776094It's the smart thing to do, just nice to hear that they're willing to either start another dev team at AdHoc or shuffle priorities.
>>550774812butt raping him
>>550775491Thanks.
>>550765289>>550764423I immediately thought it was supposed to be a subversion where he (perhaps inadvertently) baits you into being an asshole, later turning out to be a skeptic Ben Reilly type journalist with real values, with all the telltale drama that comes when you need his help to get Shroud in the last episode or something. He *does* raise some good points about how suspect it is that Shroud (historically a murderous, precise and petty asshole) was content scuttling the suit instead of killing the last mecha man and finishing things for good.Then it turned out the reporter's just being a dick and prying for clickbait or something - if you tried to diplomatically resolve it Aaron Paul delivers it like an insincere beaten dog and the public thinks you're a coward, if you whoop his ass they agree it was justified. Probably supposed to try and encourage the player to do more out-of-pocket shit early on instead of being a pussy everyman, I remember seeing devs complaining about players playing Robert as a beta. I nearly did the same thing until the reporter thing ticked me off into going full antihero.
>>550776931>Ben ReillyI think I meant Ben Urichthere's so few real journalists with values I have to use a fictional example
>>550777081read real political/war/science news instead of kiddie vidya shit and you'd find many journalists with integrity
>>550777278>"god I can fix him so much"
>>550777568I imagine BB is the type to plan out everything from dinner to holiday trips but Robert is so chill that the relationship kinda works
>>550779173A true Mecha Man will always [Lean in].
>>550779483Based
>>550775814God I hope you're right, that or Adhoc expanding their studio enough to be able to work on two games at once would be the best outcomes.
>invisibitch needs to rape robert to get him to kiss her
so the sex scenes were always meant to be after the party, fuck the losers who argued "it's too fast! wah wah me want bing bing wahoo action"
>>550780515Robert's a slut who was asking for it and enjoyed it.
>>550780536I still wonder how would they play out if you weren't interested in either character. Since you still had to choose between one or the other in episode four? Would it be this awkward scene with Visi or Blazer making the moves only for you to turn them down?
>>550781363one night stand with royd
>>550781657I was hoping one with Flambae.
>>550781803shut up dumb fujo, i posted that to bait your gay ass reply
>>550781363there probably would have been a prompt for you to let them stay overnight or something
>>550781803Based fujo. Keep up the good posting
>>550781847Such a tsundere this one.
Why is he so beautiful?
Robert giving Courtney a baby as a Christmas gift (with a delivery delay of nine months)!
>>550782395i don't think there has ever been a vidya waifu as perfect as her bros
>>550781953That makes sense. Hopefully the devs take that into consideration. Should they ever release a "director's cut".
>>550782451Morrigan, Shadowheart, Panam, Viconia, need I go on?
>>550782395Fuck bros, why is she so cute
>>550782612morrigan kinda but her main appearance (sprites) hasn't been updated for 30 years or sothe rest are garbage, especially viconia
>>550782612None are as good as Courtney, though they have own strengths
>>550782735Don't they all fall into similar tropes. The bad girl or the black sheep of the group as it were?
>>550782895But a character is more than his or her archetypes, it's the character design, the voice acting, the story arc, the entire execution. Can you not see things beyond the superficial veil of tropes? You dumb Oklahoma jeet?
>>550783014Fair point also who are you talking about?
>>550783132Stop pretending and go kill yourself, jeet
>>550698684>>550698915WHY THE FUCK ISNT ANYONE FUCKING MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEE
you cannot refute this
She is Dispatch's biggest simphttps://files.catbox.moe/xm6nbm.mp4
>>550783898nah igloos animation's were top tier and it was part of the reason the characters felt so alivei wouldn't trade it ever for telltales stiff facial animations and "walk around" segments
>>550782395Whoever makes these deserves all the patreon subs he gets
>>550784150i said it somewhere but Telltale Batman animated by Igloo would have been contender for among the best superhero media ever created
lae'zel is a close contender for me desu but visi has the advantage of being a game that focuses on romance much more
>>550783898>>550784150>>550784423they could maybe do an "in between" where all the dialogue sections are cutscenes but the QTEs and "walk around" segments are in engine. might be kinda jarring though. I would kinda like to walk around the office and shoot the shit with some of these characters
>>550783968We're so back
>>550783163ok
>>550783968so CR is not fucking stupid and realizes that S2 is as important as (if not moreso) than their own game??????
bros why is laura bailey so funny
>>550783968Why is Laura Bailey so fucking based?
>>550784150This, season 2 won't be half as good as season 1 if Igloo Studio doesn't come back.
>>550786549Goddess
Well, first try at shading
>>550783898As someone that immediately went and played all the modern telltale games after playing Dispatch, all the walk around sections are genuinely forced and shittyIts just you examining a scene and being able to do shit like say "Yup, thats a coffee cup I drink from" or "Man my paperwork sure is piling up"The level of quality in animation as well is staggering, with all the older stuff feeling incredibly stiff and awkard, while Dispatch is very smooth visually throughout The older stuff is more old school adventure game style but its not inherently better just because of that
>>550787440basedddddddddddddddddd
>>550787442IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED SAM AND MAX OR PUZZLE AGENT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO POST HERE
>>550787442I think the walk around sections are good on a first playthrough, but they do suck on a replay. Adhoc should continue with what they're currently doing instead of reverting/devolving back to the old Telltale model.
>>550787440EXCELLENT work anon.
>>550787440Bobert won.
>>550787440Pretty good anon!
>>550787440>another midsi drawing*yawn*
>>550787440>Another CUTEney drawing*cums*
>>550787159>Courtney if she real
>>550775568FUCK skub
>Another vtuber has chosen visi over BB
>>550790443Shut the fuck up retard.
>>550782262He’s an aging twink.
>>550790508>vtube-stopped reading there
>>550790508Based vtumor.
>>550783968It's rare to see someone who is that enthusiastic about the job
>>550790508I actually saw it pop up as I was scrolling so I clicked in to see for a minute>she called out BBs questionable managerial choicesAbsolutely based
Courtney playing Dark Souls for the first time.
Finally finished my first playthrough. Had a good time. Thought I'd come share my thoughts, my favourite girl, and the choices made, but reading through this thread I think I'll pass.
>>550791339>Courtney now has a 5% of saying 'Robert...forgive me..' upon being downed
>>550791339>she points out references to king's field whenever she sees them>keep saying she wants another shadow tower game
>>550791482Based BBChad
>>550791482just post whatever you want, the jeet has gone to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dglui5Ne27A
>>550791971where's her ahoge
Robert isn’t masculine enough for Chad.
>>550790583>twink
>>550792289I want to lick his scars
>>550792128If Chad is willing to make out with five Brits. I think Robert would more than suffice.
>>550792289i want to take turns sucking on flambae and robert's tits
>>550792289An aging twink. Yes. A twunk past his prime.
>>550788940>>550787984>>550787831>>550787526Thanks, anons, I'll try better next time
>>550792409>If Chad is willing to make out with five BritsI thought it was just the one Brit?
>>550792573You can only get better anon
Why are dispatch youtube shorts just fujo fuel now? Read the comments. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/byGl_gyznME
>>550792504Better wait your turn.
>>550792796He is NOT gentle…
>>550792676He said somewhere for those keeping score, made out with another British guy. I could've sworn someone mentioned that being his fifth.
>>550792857baseddddddddddddd
>>550792796>just fujo fuel now?Bruh, that's just the game itself.
The scene that showed BB is best girl
>>550792989To be fair. Flambae only said he CAN be.
Flambae definitely isn’t the faithful type. If he’s 36…
>>550793491He just hasn't found the right man yet.
>>550793478>>550793649dumb fujo
why are they fucking crying wolf (no pun intended)???? they made fucking twd, twau, tales, literally everybody believed in them
>>550793223dumb jeet
>>550793761Nick probably wanted the peoples attention, again.
>>550793761We could have had so much more content bros….
>>550793761people believed in telltale not adhoc
>>550793761Reminds me of how unfinished and rushed FromSoft games are due to release time demands. Let artists cook. Give them their ingredients. Oh wait they refuse to. True artistry is never rushed.
literally, instead of spending 4~5 years chasing after that scam of a company called telltalte, they could've seeked funding for this game and had it much out sooner and with much more content
>TIL there was a dispatch ARG where you could call SDN's number and actually hear the VAs playing out their role on a help line>Which turns out to be no longer running so I can't hear BB's voice past the intro anymore
>>550793761I remember super bunny hop or so told their story, in reality they were losing money, because episodes didn't work. But it was okay because they won awards and kept the production as cheap as possible. So the could ask for more money. Then the boss desided it's better to bankrupt the company
>>550794457It didn't fucking work because there was no fucking schedule, imagine finishing an episode then waiting 5 to 6 months for another one, that is bug-filled and ran like shit, not to mention the ultra-rushed rewrites that make the "next up" segments make no fucking senseOld Telltale hit a goldmine, they were just too fucked up to capitalize on it
In any case, I went into my first playthrough expecting to like Blonde Blazer, and not really caring much for Invisigal. I did end up liking Blonde Blazer and chose her. As for Invisigal, even though I did cut her from the team, it was more of a logical choice, and I had warmed to her at that point, so was at least still pleasant towards her. I'm not too familiar with how well telltale branches actually carry over across seasons, but I'm actually looking forward to villain Invisigal.As a sidenote, I'm surprised by how much I liked Flambae throughout the game, and he's probably actually my favourite character overall. What surprised me the most, though is how much I expected to genuinely dislike Prism, only to end up genuinely considering my favourite girl.
FUCK OFF JEET
Flambae was probably a legitimate terrorist who has killed hundreds of innocents let’s not pretend otherwise :)
>>550794284Some anon wrote, there was something about BB that was concerned about suicidal mecha man
I like how every fucking developer bitched and moaned about episodic format (IOI, Telltale, and even Valve) and then Dispatch comes out and shows the essential problem is that you need to finish the game first and then drip feed the audience on a consistent basis for it to work (you know, like how an EPISODIC television series would do)God, this industry is filled with fucking retards
>>550794917No murder charges nor kill count unlike Coupe. Though his father did bring him up into a life of arson.
>>550794802And now you know why I said I'd pass, rather than bothering to post here after finishing the game.
>>550795051Episodic format was always the devil's temptation. It's an idea that you can sell only a part of the game and earn more to finish it
>>550795519I mean, its gay as fuck, but at least its well drawn
>>550795564idk where game devs get this fucking idea, tv shows are paid for, filmed and edited BEFORE they go on air, the hook for funding has always been pilotsinstead of thinking of a good equivalent for pilots, they just bum rush the production phase
>>550782262Hero genes
>>550795765He doesn't have powers nor his father and grandfather before him.
>>550780985He provoked the rape by saying kind words
>>550795760They have the money for next season. Lets hope they do it properly this time. Maybe we'll even get a dlc episode to set up next season.Imagine if we get ro play as some random mook who ends up being the next bbeg, I think that would be cool, and gives them a chance to explore dispatch but villains>you get to set up and plan heists that come to fruition next season
>>550793891I don't blame him, it's probably very satisfying
>>550797128to have people wanting to fuck your wife?
>>550797274Lel
I’d eat sushi off of Flambae’s abs
I'd eat sushi off of Visis belly
>>550795987Yes, he basically begged her to rape him.
So after doing a couple runs with each, I have concluded that from a gameplay and story standpoint, Phenomeman is more fun to use than Waterboy
>>550800038dumb fujo
>>550800038True. I would enjoy waterboy more, but then I found out he auto assigns himself on top of being shit
>>550798481dumb fujo
>>550800709and both his perks are kinda useless
Would Invisigal still have gone after the Astral Pulse by herself, had Chase not shit talked her?
>>550801078She's impulsive so probably.
Flambae is def the kind of guy who goes to the gym to find fuck buddies
>>550801778Think that was his goal when he caught Robert struggling with his reps?
>>550802234Yessir
>>550801078if she didn't go that night thats where we get the cut sex scene
>>550803310I can definitely picture it.
I didn't expect my life to feel this empty after 100%'ing dispatch
>>550803963she looks hella unattractive here
>>550804354It is slop.
>>550804417that goes without saying for most BB "fan"works
there should be hero where his entire power is being able to reload as quickly like a call of duty perk
>>550804772What happens when he runs out of ammo?
>>550804893he has a pocket dimension full of ammunition that he can magically reload just by walking over a dropped weapon, he can instinctively sense how much he has like he has an ammo counter on his HUD
>>550803662dumb fujo
>>550805010Ok that's hilarious and cool. Now you need to draw him.
>>550805283idk how to draw
>>550805446No biggie. Perhaps I can if you're interested? Any general idea of what you imagine him looking like? Something right out of Call of Duty or reminiscent of Punisher?
>>550787159Thats a nice belly button.
>>550805010>his power is homus from megukaExtremely lethal super hero
>>550805593i just imagine him to be point man, because he looks cute and the sleeves remind me of girly sweater sleeves
>>550806232Neat. Where's he from?
>>550806434FEAR
>>550806456Thanks anon. Since this thread is about to go to the shadow realm. I'll see if I can sketch him and post in the following thread. Never done oc's but it's always nice to practice.
>>550805480>>550805914dumb fujo
>>550805613Bi guy here. Female navels don’t do it for me. Male navels do it for me. I think I just prefer horizontal to vertical.
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>>550806886dumb fujo
