[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/vg/ - Video Game Generals


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1765374326546200.png (8 KB, 713x456)
8 KB
8 KB PNG
Caligo specialists edition

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1031

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.co/d5guide

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://www.nightreignmap.com/en

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>550708580
>>
who was in the wrong?
>>
File: 175233462614138.jpg (46 KB, 677x680)
46 KB
46 KB JPG
>>550775573
it doesn't matter who was in the wrong at the end of the day these are both horrible players who actively grief the team
>>
should I run guardian or raider for gb? and is the discovery relic necessary instead of bow racks?
>>
erg is finished
>>
>>550775626
>DRB spawn
>get space from other players
>get stamina back once you're a safe distance
>sprint when you see the lights
>dodge into the circular wave
>return to hitting Tibia
>>
Posted without comment
>>
>>550775573
cc, for not running dormant greatbows to donate to zorbGAWD
>>
Sensisters... the narrative-ACK!
>>
File: GwAiz4cXkAAVbPS.jpg (66 KB, 646x680)
66 KB
66 KB JPG
Now that we've seen all of Nightreign, what was the best boss fight?
>>
>>550770471
How do I make my build online at lvl 4?
>>
>>550775573
Zorban this time, no excuse for having a melty then dropping all your weapons and refusing to fight
>>550775973
Obviously you need dormant greatbows, doubly so now that the erdtree greatbow is in the loot pool
Greatbow raider is better than greatbow guardian
>>
>>550776442
What is your analysis scholarman?
>>
File: 1754945236197555.mp4 (1.18 MB, 950x596)
1.18 MB
1.18 MB MP4
>>550776295
Everdark Fulghor
>>
>>550776295
Dreglord
>>
File: 1721423601869478.jpg (290 KB, 920x1514)
290 KB
290 KB JPG
>>
>>550776765
sex with dolls
>>
File: scholar cheated relics.jpg (829 KB, 2035x1188)
829 KB
829 KB JPG
cheater i assume? Im only depth 3 too
>>
>>550775973
it's a preference. if you go raider, you have to deal with raider's colossal moveset. if you go guardian, you have to deal with his dodge. wylder doesn't have any downsides so he's probably the "best" choice while having more mind than the other two for skill spam, but i personally find raider's totem platform is incredibly useful and would find it very annoying to play anything else.
dormant discovers greatbow has saved my ass when no greatbows have dropped from the rack, and the racks have saved me when no greatbows have dropped from dormant powers. this game has a lot of rng, consistency requires layers of chance. if you rely on only dormant or only racks you'll end up with no blow a surprising amount of the time.
>>
File: G8JAkddawAAijdI.jpg (196 KB, 1104x1110)
196 KB
196 KB JPG
reminder that /erg/ is a pro-revenant general
>>
>>550776493
fuck either I sold the relics weeks ago or never got any and have to suffer rng now
>>
>>550776797
100%
>>
File: shapeofrot.jpg (176 KB, 1539x866)
176 KB
176 KB JPG
>>550776137
Requesting someone to post Zorban jobbing to Shape of night
All I've got is Shape of rot forma la depths 0
>>
>>550776797
yeah definitely cheating. i don't think you can even roll pot damage with the pouch line, they might be mutually exclusive.
>>
>>550776765
At least 800 of our thousand year voyage would be spent having sex
>>
File: IMG_2589.jpg (676 KB, 750x963)
676 KB
676 KB JPG
>>550776641
The narwhal phases aren’t fun since you’re best just staying 100 miles away. The bloody birds phases being forced to end so you don’t nuke the boss isn’t good design either
>>
>>550776820
I want to headpat and hold hands with them and also creampie their dollpussies
>>
>>550776797
>every demerit is an irrelevant stat for Scholar
>0 wasted relic lines
What do you think?
>>
>>550775573
sens since that greatbow was promised to zorban 3000 years ago!
>>
>>550777115
ai?
Also you're suppose to save ult for after the worm phase since they're all bunched up together (you cannot do this if you're staying 10000 miles away from them) If you ult at that moment, they go from 70% to dead.
>>
File: undertaker_freaky.png (305 KB, 633x584)
305 KB
305 KB PNG
retard here
trying to do the undertaker remembrance, menial says to find scholar in Limveld (actually its great hollow teehee)
trying to do it solo on ezpz caligo since my friends are depth fiends, but it keeps putting me in limveld
>try shifting earth retard
I have, paid the murkels for it and it even said it was shifting to great great hollow but still but still put me in limveld, even after biting the bullet and just killing the boss and doing it again
>>
Wait, is Zorban not running dormant greatbows on his greatbow build?
>>
>>550777474
start the expedition from your remembrance
and read the text, please. The game tells you that you need to select a DLC boss to do great hollow
>>
Okay guys.
Let's be big kids and say I'm sorry to each other and move on.
>>
File: 1761541870268.png (1.66 MB, 1571x876)
1.66 MB
1.66 MB PNG
>>550776936
why are fat people always insufferable stuck up little shits?
>>
Apparently Balancers do NOT deal holy damage, despite being angels with holy looking attacks
>>
>>550776295
It's the 'basic' answer, but base game final boss is there for a reason. The delay on the swings can fuck you up, but the fight's pacing is great
>>
>>550776797
>5 deep relics
lol
>>
File: 34244235.png (3.53 MB, 1917x1059)
3.53 MB
3.53 MB PNG
GG don balancers did u guys like the castle route
>>
>>550777630
>start the expedition from your remembrance
I was it was all foggy an-
>The game tells you that you need to select a DLC boss to do great hollow
gay and shitass design pilled
ty
>>
>>550777669
2 WENDING GRACES KEKAROOOO
>>
>>550775373
If a player quits does the scaling drop to duos or does it stay trios?
>>
>>550775973
Why do you want to grief so badly
>>
>>550777797
ggs
>>
>>550777669
>phase 1
...
>>
File: IMG_2587.jpg (574 KB, 750x1024)
574 KB
574 KB JPG
>>550777273
I used my ult at the start, then goop head and they all melted but then you get narwhal phase forced at 70%. Then waited two narwhal phases and popped my ult again and they deleted again. I don’t think it’s worth attacking the narwhal and instead just getting ult charge for defeat enemies relic line. But the fight is boring once you get the flow of what’s going on
>ai
Probably but it was a story of images that started with this one
>>
>>550777681
what do they deal?
>>
>>550777474
Choosing a DLC boss will send you to the hollow regardless of if the earth is shifting or not, and only via that one does the objective pop

Hint, you don't have to fight anything, get just enough health to avoid instant death and sprint
>>
>>550777797
GG. Getting a super sleep sword for Balancers was pretty fun.
>>
>>550777954
>ult charge for defeat enemies relic line
does that work when you kill one of them?
>>
>>550777837
I think if you've already engaged a POI/field boss it does not, but if you move on to other bosses it does scale them down to whatever the player count is. Nightlords set their scaling off of how many players enter the door, if a player leaves mid fight it does not change the scaling at all, and Libra still spawns the missing player's clone.
>>
>>550777991
Just pure physical, even the glowing spears and such. A shield block with stop all of it
>>
>>550778208
Why?
>>
>>550778115
I think it does, I didn’t attack the narwhal at all and didn’t attack the birds enough to warrant another ult charge
>>
>>550778065
GG, birds were eepy.
>>
>>550777115
>>550777954
>revcluse
based
>>
>>550777797
>>550777924
>>550778065
>>550778260
ggs
>>
>>550778295
That's my wife and daughter
>>
>>550778295
>>
>>550778260
This was really fun to use on them.
>>
>>550776295
All of nightreign? Pretty sure they haven't confirmed they've stopped development for the game there buddy.
>>
For base game Elden Ring, what do people think of the co-op statues? I think it's overall an improvement over just having the summon sign in a single place, but it still feels like maybe there could be some adjustments. I know convenents haven't been a thing for a while, but maybe something could be done that varies the interaction
>>
>>550778128
That's cool thought it'd be a hard set at the start, had a guy leave day one but we stuck it out and won ED balancers.
>>
>>550778708
it's better than manually placing your sign somewhere
>>
>>550775573
They all fucked up at least a little bit, but I'd say that Sens griefed the most and CC griefed the least.
>>
>>550778708
way better and it spreads it everywhere compared to sitting down in one single spot
>>
>>550777851
looks fun for certain bosses
>>
>>550778995
Enjoy getting blocked
>>
>>550778621
Bill Cosby approves.
>>
>>550778245
I dunno. Most attacks from all the bosses are physical, so maybe they thought making the distinction wasn't worth it. Maybe it's meant to be a indirect buff to Guardian
>>
The roar attack some bosses can do can go fuck off. Too much damage and not enough time to get out of the way. Grafted scion, Adel, Faustis, Regalia are the ones I can name off my head, its not fair and not fun.
>>
>>550779605
Regalia?
>>
>>550779654
Big red bear of SOTE. I might of got his name wrong.
>>
>>550779605
>Grafted scion
>Regalia
yeah these can fuck off
>Faustis
if you're not next to his head and mid-attack when he does the windup then you can generally get away in time, it's not so bad. it does fuck you hard otherwise though.
>Adel
this one doesn't even do damage...
>>
I'm queueing for depths
>>
>>550779605
faustis, scion and adel all have big ass wind ups and tells for the wind up
heolstor and straghoss are the real bullshitters
>>
libra lowkey has an annoying roar before his chimpouts that does just a stealth sliver of damage to interrupt your negation
>>
File: GA1KSZFbIAAU8HQ.jpg (240 KB, 500x500)
240 KB
240 KB JPG
What's the best way to farm RNG relics? I'd like to get a decent set before doing Deep of Night. I'm just using boss and story relics for the most part.
>>
>>550780089
same with caligo covering herself in fog, if you don't have maris it breaks full hp and you need to waste a stone on it
>>
>>550780154
Those are good enough for d1 and in some cases d5.
>>
>>550780089
I'd say thats the only predictable one. You know he will do when mess up his mojo and put him into a rage state. Alot of the time, I'll go run in with a melee swing and by the time i've cached my attack, the boss has begun to do their roar so theirs no time to move. Either that or I play defensivley in a fast pace game.
>>
so if i queue DoN and play like shit is that better than the people ragequiting? Im only half decent and suck at dogs/ED augor/Libra/ED Pest
>>
>>550779605
They took notes from Monster Hunter
>>550780089
The more I learn about this boss the more I like it
>>
>>550778458
how can brown wife produce white daughter
>>
>>550780383
You will get groomed
>>
File: Untitled.png (614 KB, 836x586)
614 KB
614 KB PNG
gg caligo, smooth run
>>
>>550780383
DoN is a solo mode, don't play trios.
>>
>>550780383
depends, have to gotten to depth 4 with randoms? otherwise you're not gonna make it at 5
>>
>>550780502
My bwc is just that powerful
>>
>>550780383
I'd rather have a bad player that tries his hardest than "good" player who ragequits/griefs because he doesn't get his way.
>>
>>550780697
Show
>>
>>550780154
Just do DoN, it gives a ton of relic and murk to gamba.
And you don't even need that good a relics.
Double balancer + gaol relic is good enough for D1 and D2, from D3 and on switch out the gaol for a invader one.
For deep relics try to not get ones with shit effects and possible aim for charachter effects, they are generally really powerfull.
>>
>>550780574
geeg
>>
>>550780872
Bitch
>>
>>550780574
>>550780885
ggs
>>
>>550780925
What?
>>
>>550780697
>>550778458
We kneel BLEACHGOD tell em how it goes!!!!!
>>
>>550780249
Yeah these + signboard ones feel really good except for the >Increase attack for each invader ones the OP told me to equip, I only have them with trash affixes, I was looking to replace these in particular
>>550780879
Thank you. I guess I'm gonna keep trying to beat the Balancers for a while... Really weird fight.
>>
>>550780574
>run ends
>i'm still 1/3
did you guys get in another game...
>>
>>550780383
Between the jar and the signboard you can make some reasonable builds but you need to spend a bit in the gacha for some passable deep relics

Just queue, as long as you're trying you be fine. although if you play mostly female nightfarers some of our residents will attempt to groom you
>>
>>550781104
Why?
>>
File: Spoiler Image (12 KB, 631x348)
12 KB
12 KB PNG
>>550778658
And you would be wrong
>>
>>550781273
No I was shitposting
>>
>>550781410
Who?
>>
>>550781587
Whence?
>>
>>550780383
>ED Pest
never understood why people have a hard time with this one in DoN
>>
>>550781668
That's enough
>>
man, undertaker can't use her necklace and both balancers?
>>
>>550781856
just stack ult relics you dont even need a weapon
>>
i think i have an idea on how turbo Balancers work but im still shit at dodging the fucking worm and the arena and aoes are too visually confusing at times
one thing that i cant wrap my head around is their aggro, that shit is so inconsistent, like yeah if you aoe ult youre dead but i've had games where they just let you 1v1 for a while for no reason and others where theyd all aggro a duchess on ult trying to rez while they ignore me spaming aoe spells, it also doesnt help that most randos have no fucking idea that they lose aggro on respawn and proceed to get everyone killed or that sleep camps arent dropping sleep pots for me for some reason
>>
Is dex relic really worth it on UT her dex still sucks and she's already pretty fragile
>>
>>550782280
She actually gains a little HP from it I think, from the +3 vigor, the vigor loss from the respec is small
But no I don't think it's worth it, Wylder is still the better quality character, and other relics will give you more damage for most weapons
>>
>>550782221
Worm is easy, jump over aoes, watch the zigzag slithering and position out of it, run from the flower if you can't do the dps check.
>>
>>550782493
I mean on depths relics, there's no room for it in regular slots
>>
Kinda wanted to bonk heolstor but whatevs
>>
File: 123.png (208 KB, 745x279)
208 KB
208 KB PNG
i wanna use this god pull but i just know you guys will accuse me of cheating even though my other relics are mid as hell
>>
File: 34244235.png (3.39 MB, 1920x1080)
3.39 MB
3.39 MB PNG
ggs hole stor i had wending btw
>>
>>550782678
Depends on what else you got with it then, I wouldn't weigh the HP loss much if you got some good shit
>>
>>550782834
>extends duration of weak point
>auto charge instead of defeats
1/3
>>
>>550782815
>>550782886
ggs
>>
File: IMG_2829.jpg (336 KB, 1920x1080)
336 KB
336 KB JPG
>>550782834
I have that one too
>>
>>550782834
>weak point extend
>not +1 skill usage
>ult auto charge
>not attack up on poisoned enemy
That's not a god pull you retard.
>>
1/3
>>
>>550783130
when everything is favorited, nothing is.
>>
someone last thread said skill attack was mid because RoB didn't do much against caligo
RoB is a bleed skill, it does fuck all direct damage - it's strong point is its bleed
>>
queue up don gamers ill send u 1 million dollars usd
>>
new map can often have 0 invaders
swapping invaders for a more consistent relic is the new meta; we are judged by our losses here not by our wins
>>
RoB spam is good against pretty much everything due to low stamina requirement, far range, quick recovery, etc. its basically how ash of wars should function but for some reason fromslop makes half of them unusable with 4 second inescapable animations for zero payoff
>>
>>550781448
"at the moment"
>>
>>550783732
Revenant mains are gaslighting against skill spam meta so that you'll keep giving them all your shards.
>>
>>550783732
every DoN run i've been in on hollows has had invaders. plus there can be invaders without it being an "invader PoI".
>>
>>550784090
1 invader camp for 7-14% damage is not worth it the gamble.
>>
>>550783780
>lions claw at base er's launch
>strikes a pose, somersaults in slow-motion, strikes another pose midair and holds it for a second like hoarah loux, completes the arc and the hit lands where the enemy was 6 hours ago
It was like playing a shitpost
>>
>>550784223
14% damage, a ton of runes and a guaranteed purple with a narrow passive pool is fantastic value wtf are you on about
>>
1/3 deep of night, queue upwards niggas
>>
>>550784223
14% damage, 3+ levels of runes, potential crystal spawn, 2 great purple passives unless you get Guardian invader

There's zero reason to not hit up invader POI in the hollows, just DO NOT jump into the shrimp rape cave
>>
>>550784528
queued
>>
>>550776295
Heolstor just needs 3 more moves, unique abilities based on which other nightlord he is channeling and a grab then he'd be perfect
>>
>>550776295
Heolstor is beautiful but I still love Libra the most
>>
>>550776295
>all of nightreign
Really... I don't want them to turn into forever live service slop but that feels a little short, doesn't it? Like they could do more.
>>
>>550785417
its a reused asset game of course they could do "more"
>>
gg balancers. That might have been my bad. I forgot I had my depths Scholar relics on and they have my respec and "items apply" stuff. Didn't help that I played like shit
>>
File: Untitled.png (651 KB, 901x698)
651 KB
651 KB PNG
gg harmonia, sorry for jobbing to mohg his bloodflame sucks
>>
>>550785679
>>550785743
ggs
>>
>>550781772
if you don't dps fast enough it becomes a 30 minute fight thats pure aids. You can make it slightly better if the main target puts orbital beam away from red nigga and dps him down though. If you get the new map you cant meme jail/invaders as easy to stack damage.
>>
>>550779605
you can block Rugalea's roar with your weapon and you'll take 0 dmg, if you're a castersissy then you shouldn't stay so close to him in the first place.
>>
File: seamless.jpg (83 KB, 1920x1080)
83 KB
83 KB JPG
Anyone know how to fix this issue with seamless? It was working fine before the last update, but when I got the new version, this message shows up whenever I try loading into the game.
>>
File: hard mode dog raid.webm (3.93 MB, 1024x576)
3.93 MB
3.93 MB WEBM
>>550785679
>>550785743
gg yeah all that blood fire on the floor kept activating my curse relics and poisoned me and almost deathblighted me
also i used like 4/6 flasks on the first phase because i was over confident but then i locked in and only use 1 flask for 70% of her health bar
>>
>>550786086
lmao
>>
>>550785679 (me)
>>550785743 (someone competent)
>>550786086 (someone else competent)
Different run. On mine we got blown out of the water by the worm. I three-barred day 1 at one point because I was so tilted over the relics. Catastrophic for my ego
>>
>>550783782
I.e. it’s done until they say otherwise
>>
>>550783732
>we are judged by our losses here not by our wins
true, consistency is king
>>
>>550786086
We know you are dogshit m*sh we don't need the blog post cope.
>>
>>550786463
nothing wrong with gg'ing someone elses run
gg btw
>>
>>550786463
>>550786664
gg
>>
File: G8kcRM5asAA5TMu.jpg (1.54 MB, 2625x3000)
1.54 MB
1.54 MB JPG
>>
mush is GAWDLIKE doe
>>
File: flying soldier.webm (3.94 MB, 1024x576)
3.94 MB
3.94 MB WEBM
>>
2/3 ed balances if anyone wana join
>>
>>550786931
>that delay
trish game aight
>>
File: 1762278284858229.jpg (666 KB, 2560x1440)
666 KB
666 KB JPG
gg ED dogs
i think fuck the tower is the right play
>>
>>550786907
Getting impregnated by Mush!
>>
>decide to try the meme skill attack relics everyone is talking about
>finally get a weapon with a decent skill through pure luck
>it barely hits harder than a jump L1 because now % jump attack passives give 20% extra damage, but jump attacks are better at triggering successive attacks effects

Well, that was nothing.
>>
>>550786783
fuck i love bloddborne
>>
>>550786783
I hope artists stop it with the tentacle shit
>>
What does dog raid power even do?
>>
>>550787175
she's bloodborne coded and tentacles are bloodborne so people just thought tentacles, fair enough honestly
>>
>>550787028
ggs
>>
>>550786907
>>550787056
mushjeet at it again with the samefag and self namedrops, pathetic saar
>>
what does increased flask HP restore do for gradual flask?
Does it A) increase the rate of healing but keeps the same duration
B) same rate of healing but extends the duration
C) nothing
>>
>>550787503
Nah I'm not mush. I just think he's cute.
>>
File: Untitled.png (117 KB, 546x254)
117 KB
117 KB PNG
what's going on here
>>
YOU WILL DO OUR D3 RAID WITH US
>>
>>550787636
>the blacked
>>
>>550787503
The post timers don't line up
>>
File: 1763259358329685.jpg (1.07 MB, 2720x2496)
1.07 MB
1.07 MB JPG
>>550787636
>>
>>550787627
mushjeet shit scented currypost
>>
>>550787636
I think they alt f4ed cause they were afraid of tricephalos
>>
Congratulations Executor mains! You are no longer competing for second worst character in the entire game! How you might ask? Because you have a *checks notes* RGB chalice and *checks again* dormant that discovers Rivers of Blood by default!
>>
File: mushjeet.png (48 KB, 787x210)
48 KB
48 KB PNG
>>550787627
Don't talk about yourself mushjeet
>>
File: G8kotm3XQAAk8dz.jpg (1.21 MB, 3400x3825)
1.21 MB
1.21 MB JPG
>>
>>550788564
she's an albinauric?
>>
>>550788564
Miquella and Malenia
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes the baby in the baby carriage.
>>
File: file.png (1.22 MB, 977x784)
1.22 MB
1.22 MB PNG
ggs adel. i couldn't find the crystal behind the church, no idea where that thing is. ended up a little underlevel but it was only baby adel and we ended up nohitting him anyway lol
>>
>>550787834
ExecGOAT has always been the best in melee, and now he’s even better.
>>
>>550788714
ggs
>>
>>550787834
gg executies!
>>
>>550787509
Does anyone know?
>>
>>550787834
>runs out of FP
>less FP than Wyldbvll
>now a useless cuck again

>>550788913
Delulu exejeet post
>>
File: wyldjew.png (192 KB, 727x400)
192 KB
192 KB PNG
>>550789146
calm down rabbi
>>
>>550788619
thats not how i remember it...
>>
File: exejeet unmasked.jpg (122 KB, 700x960)
122 KB
122 KB JPG
>"saar let me tell you about your character's race"
>>
File: wyldnig.png (635 KB, 1249x757)
635 KB
635 KB PNG
?
>>
>Did all dlc rememberances, do both bosses even that retarded version of angels

Yawn game is so dead, think I'm going to play elden ring
>>
>>550789146
>ignores the easy +45% damage
>>
>that's the best cope exebrowns have
poor guys
>>
>>550789459
>>550789545
they're very handsome...
>>
File: G8fTm7BWAAEBc3a.jpg (347 KB, 2048x1181)
347 KB
347 KB JPG
>>
File: Darkness.png (465 KB, 960x720)
465 KB
465 KB PNG
>>550789545
>>
>>550785743
gg's yeah dont worry lmfao, shit happens.
>>
im new is it normal to deal like 0 damage as ironeye? i've only had experience with wylder other than him
>>
>>550789146
>>550789459
>>550789858
You made terrexejeet melt down again go easy on him please
>>
>>550785743
you suck and I am PISSED OFF
>>
Wait mush is the one always posting images of that one anime girl??? I haven’t seen her posted in a while actually what happened there
>>
>>550790204
Yeah, get up close with the bow and R2s will do more dmg like a shotgun. Also stack as much 'improved ranged attacks' and 'ranged drop-off reduced' as possible. dex weapons work good on him also
>>
rev and wylder
>>
>>550790204
Firing from too far?
No status buildup?
>>
>>550789797
wylder can get that also he does everything else better
>>
>>550790384
ok thanks!
>>550790436
yeah i didn't use r2 too so that might be it, it was a pest run so i ran fire bow
>>
File: 20251219220951_1.jpg (522 KB, 2560x1440)
522 KB
522 KB JPG
gg greg
>>
rev and other revs
>>
>>550789146
Get FP restoration on successive attacks (very easy to obtain from gaol) and you’ll never have to worry about FP again.
>>
File: 1714016385736060.png (1.05 MB, 944x1152)
1.05 MB
1.05 MB PNG
>>550790041
I always laugh at fanart shit like this.

The author poured his time and soul into bringing a story of sadness how these 2 are estranged souls that'll never bond together even though they could've before everything went to shit

But nah let's make fanfiction art of how these 2 incestous sibblings do slice of life shit.

Lol
Lmao
>>
why isn't there a vote to pause function? I need to piss sometimes
>>
File: file.jpg (2.37 MB, 1920x2160)
2.37 MB
2.37 MB JPG
bros, what do you think?
earring + double balancer + depths relics
will my wylder finally do dps? I'm sacrificing night invader though...
>>
File: 1756783767118394.jpg (661 KB, 2560x1440)
661 KB
661 KB JPG
gg normal libra
all it takes is one fudged invader camp to set a good run back, i hope i can find a 3+ weapon to replace it so we don't need to travel to the other side of the map at the start of day 2
>>
>>550790732
Poopsock game
>>
>>550790715
and recluse has J cups, raider and ironeye are gay, revenant is a loli and undertaker has a mouth full of tentacles.
first time encountering fan headcanons?
>>
>>550790715
god forbid people have fun with characters they like
>>
>>550790715
Literally every story with a cast that gets raked across the coals will have most fan content revolve around them all happy
>>
>>550790949
We call those tourists lil faggot
>>
File: file.png (247 KB, 817x239)
247 KB
247 KB PNG
>>550782834
>he doesn't make his CEkino relics slightly off from a godroll to not raise suspicion
NGMI
>>
>>550782834
>>550782943
>>550783187
>>550791054
My iron eye spread is so good you'd call me a cheater if I posted it.
>>
>>550790789
I have dormant power fists on 24/7 and I haven't seen a good star fist or iron ball in like 4 runs now I'm starting to lose my mind!
>>
>>550790868
Zamn lilbro you sure showed me. Why don't you paint sonic the hedgehog yellow?
>>
>>550790868
>raider and ironeye are gay
Twink and bara bottoms taking bird dick
>>
>>550790789
another anon redpilled about poislop.

>>550791167
we know devil nigger
>>
>>550791304
I'm white.
>>
GG adelbros

not the smoothest but we won
>>
>>550791036
being autistically invested in characters enough to make canon-friendly shipping art is the opposite of tourism
>>
>>550787834
>dormant that discovers Rivers of Blood by default!
?
>>
>>550791621
I didn't choose a single purple weapon cause I'm dumb
>>
>>550791621
gg run was pretty good, Adel was surprisingly rough and tumble

if you guys want to team up to get out of ...the depth we're currently in I'd be down
>>
>>550791718
Executor is more likely to find katanas
>>
Does the start the game with small pouch stack if I have multiple lines of it? I wanna try a fire pot build
>>
>>550791985
I believe it does
if I'm wrong you can come murder and rape me my address is terr's house
>>
where bjark with his miqqy AI spamming gone?
>>
>>550790630
ggs
>>
>>550791820
yeah sure, add me
>>
File: 1763904652736624.gif (474 KB, 500x383)
474 KB
474 KB GIF
I've soloed 3 nightlorders now am I a big boy
>>
>>550791956
Oh I thought you meant there was a shop relic that gives dormant power for katans
>>
>>550790789
>>550791179
ggs
>>
>>550792284
ok idk which one you are so I'm going to guess
>>
File: 1737186021507936.png (82 KB, 312x348)
82 KB
82 KB PNG
it's time to let invaders go
with invaders being ass on the hollow map, we shouldn't be expecting to go through runs with 21% extra damage by the end of day 1
temper your expectations and pick a different relic like glass necklace or balancer, for the sake of consistency above all else
i will be using starting bleed/wraith bell from now on, so that i am not deadweight when fighting red lobsters at level 2
>>
>>550792525
I'll always use ninvader and 3+
>>
>>550781830
How?
>>
>>550792814
thats ENOUGH, pig
>>
>>550792525
but i already use both balancer relics and ninvaders is the next biggest increase i can get
>>
>>550792525
Its like having a cheeky line of rally on a spellcaster, you still want it even if you won't be making use of it all the time.
>>
>>550792851
Huh?
>>
FUCK balancers event in depths, they obviously didn't playtest this shit
what were they thinking?
>>
>>550793212
What seems to be the problem? You just kill the Balancer and ignore everything else, they don't aggro you because they're too busy hitting each other.
>>
>>550793212
The whole point of depths is to be CBT mode, in the first place they never expected players to make it as far as they did.
>>
>>550793212
It feels like the semi-riot effect does nothing. The boss is surrounded by idiot mooks like commoners he is going to 1 shot them in a picosecond then stand around at 100% health. The rest of the enemies riot fine so you can beeline to the boss but its pretty janky.
>>
>>550793212
bro just kill the squishy balancer and you get one of the best event powers in the game. What are you, D3?
>>
File: G8kdcTjbgAA2Jwf.jpg (259 KB, 1400x1400)
259 KB
259 KB JPG
>>
>>550793331
It's fucked up how the balancers in the DLC POI are such a pain in the ass, especially since they're always surrounded by those annoying trash mobs and POI bosses.>>550793372
>>
File: file.png (308 KB, 855x313)
308 KB
308 KB PNG
>>550792525
Yeah I'm trying this now, we can't both be dead weight lv2
>>
File: 1758863579738535.png (19 KB, 535x694)
19 KB
19 KB PNG
>>550793212
if you're a caster/ironeye/have a good ult and are able to sneak a kill on your balancer without the boss glomping you then you should
otherwise go to the closest other camp and help out there - sure it'll take up half your day but it's worth it to the alternative of everyone 3barring over and over
>>
>>550793331
i can't resist clearing the poi cos they get massively reduced damage and negation so even solo it's an easy clear for a shitload of runes.
also some poi bosses are alone and don't fight anything, so you have no choice but to 2v1 the boss & balancer. pretty aids if you don't have a ranged weapon.
>>
>>550793741
the reduced damage is bait, they'll still wipe the floor with your ass
>>
File: file.png (39 KB, 501x45)
39 KB
39 KB PNG
Anyone to help carry me through ED Caligo?
>>
File: 20251219225135_1.jpg (722 KB, 2560x1440)
722 KB
722 KB JPG
gg 3 way doggy syle
>>
>>550793837
but i've done it a few times now....
>>
>>550793741
Just don't let the intrusive thoughts win or sneak around and find an angle you can throw a knife at the balancer to aggro it away from everything else
>>
File: file.png (2.15 MB, 1920x1080)
2.15 MB
2.15 MB PNG
>>550793942
we killed so much shit and not a single halo scythe, what a scam
>>
>>550793942
>>550794015
ggs
>>
>>550793212
Oh, was that the red circle I saw when I loaded into a map that made both of my teammates insta-leave the game as soon as they touched ground?
What's bad about it
>>
>>550793741
Its like invader nuking you just ult all over the balancer's face and gg her
>>
>>550793860
i'll help
2/3 now
>>
>>550794015
the new balancer relics have caused a resurgence in dormant reaper builds but there's a reason they died off in the first place and it wasn't the lack of damage
>>
>>550793540
this is ai?
>>
>>550793358
CBT?
>>
>>550794109
The raid puts 3 balancers in the boss room of 3 uncleared pois and takes 3 of your flasks until you kill them. Each one you kill gives a flask back then you get a power for killing them all.
If you ignore it you play with -3 flasks. They can show up early on day 1 and completely fuck your run.
>>
>>550791167
Post it anyway, I wanna see.
>>
>>550794174
>>550793860
still waiting?
>>
File: 1749228851888868.jpg (739 KB, 1500x1928)
739 KB
739 KB JPG
So I never used the dormant power relics before but I decided to try a twinblade relic with the glass necklace and I realized something, I'm basically guaranteed to get Eleonora's Poleblade. There's only two purple twinblades, meaning that the odds of getting it are pretty high in a run. Are there any other dormant power relics that basically guarantee a certain weapon?
>>
>>550794527
3/3
>>
>>550794547
Reapers for Halo Scythe gambling is the classic
>>
>>550794547
>I'm basically guaranteed to get Eleonora's Poleblade
you gotta stop thinking it's a guarantee just because it's a 50/50.
>>
>>550794547
flail, greatbow, pulley crossbow, cannon, vyke greatspear, scythe. I think those are the easy ones
>>
File: 1520205102134.png (80 KB, 225x225)
80 KB
80 KB PNG
>Have to go to bed
>Game is too stressful, keeps me up if I play it late.
>Desperate to hear Revenant's little click clack bare feet running around all night.
>>
>>550794598
Lmao did I not get into my own session I called for?

>>550794527
Yeah I'm still waiting, 1/3 lol
>>
>want to play with erg
>everyone is on don
>try it a few times
>always get paired with d5s and have to do turbo sweat runs
>>
File: G8iMtoWbEAE6uly.jpg (217 KB, 1220x2000)
217 KB
217 KB JPG
>>
File: 1743666915627334.jpg (4 KB, 224x225)
4 KB
4 KB JPG
>>550794547
I know what you think you're mathing out in your head, however you need to understand that dormants are merely a 30% chance to find that weapon type. I promise you now that you will go through so many runs where you never see more than a single of your dormant weapons drop. It's NEVER a guarantee.
>>
>>550793860
2/3
>>
>>550792525
its time to let the blocklist go cc
>>
>>550790715
>The author poured his time and sou
Don’t be retarded please it’s nothing that hasn’t been done 1000 times before it’s the incest that makes it stand out if anything
>>550791167
Stop spreading your ass cheeks dude
>>
jesus mohg in depth 5 is fucking awful lmao
>>
>>550794871
We've said it a million times old man. queue DoN with randoms until D4. Then queue up with erg. You're just punishing yourself and the others for no reason.
>>
I am STRUGGLING with this everdark.
Give tips.
>>
>>550795206
name?
>>
File: afgeiv.jpg (90 KB, 500x500)
90 KB
90 KB JPG
>>550794871
>want to play with erg
>don't want to sweat
you have 2 options
>>
File: file.jpg (938 KB, 2560x1440)
938 KB
938 KB JPG
Elden Ring is the best video game ever to be crated up to this point.

Ever notice how this lazy prick Edgar just points here while his men get murked by these Jim Henson niggers like 20 feet away? He actually let his daughter die for that. Pathetic.
>>
>>550795352
terr
>>
>>550792235
That ended months ago dude keep up lol
>>550792141
On my way right now
>>
File: 123321554.png (876 KB, 3062x4300)
876 KB
876 KB PNG
I'm going back to playing castersissy I fucking suck at this game ungh...
>>
>>550792525
>cc is deadweight without her blue dps spam
heh
>>
>depth of night 5 requires doing the same fucking settup in order to win
>this is a roguelike

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>550794696
>>550794952
I guess I've been lucky because my past 4 runs had me finding multiple copies of it and the other purple twinblade. Can red weapons only be upgrades of purples? If so, then maybe the fact that I "rolled" so many times in a run improved my odds because several of my reds were Eleonora's Poleblades.
>>
>>550795443
Based, mock these gambling cucks

>Surely if I send my daughter away she'll be fine without my protection
>>
>>550795626
indeed, reds can only roll from purples.
but you will have dry runs, i guarantee it.
>>
>>550795550
name?
>>
>>550795384
i would not recommend greatbows to someone who doesn't want to sweat, lol
>>
>>550790868
All of this is true albeit
>>
>>550792525
2 balancers are red and blue, go look at the characters and see how the chalices work out for the remaining set relic. Only like 3 characters have that slot being green for the glass necklace.
The terrible color system for chalices actually prevents you from running all the top dps relics together.
Balancers creates an interesting conundrum in its color alignments
>wylder - blue/red/red - red/red/blue - red/yellow/blue
>guardian - red/yellow/blue
>ironeye - red/blue/yellow - red/green/blue - yellow/blue/red
>duchess - red/blue/blue - blue/yellow/red
>raider - red/blue/yellow - red/red/blue - yellow/blue/red
>revenant - blue/red/green
>recluse - red/blue/yellow - yellow/green/blue - yellow/blue/red
>executor - red/blue/green - blue/yellow/red - red/red/blue - green/blue/red
>scholar - red/bllue/any
>undertaker - red/red/blue - red/blue/blue
>>
>>550790715
acknowledging their headcanons is important because it also means they are female
>>
>>550795901
I shall not laugh for my eternal soul belongs to our lord and savior jesus christ
>>
>>550796028
why do you just string unrelated memes together without thought? you do have to get at least a little bit sweaty to make gbs work in high depths. this should be pretty obvious.
>>
File: file.jpg (418 KB, 1920x1080)
418 KB
418 KB JPG
gg libra
duchess when libra is doing his meditation and you have undertaker on your team use your alt so the undertaker can get a free stagger (idk if you had it up yet or not)
>>
>>550795981
EXECUTOR CHADS...WE WON!
>>
Deep of cucks mode lmao
>>
>>550796313
go ahead explain what part of using the greatbow is difficult besides the (unnecessary) skill of knowing boss sequencing to not waste a RoA
>>
>>550796339
ggs
>>
>>550796412
Won the most raped mid tier award*
>>
>>550796339
gg good point I should've done that, I was trying to hit the sigils with my comet
>>
>>550792525
>with invaders being ass on the hollow map, we shouldn't be expecting to go through runs with 21% extra damage by the end of day 1
You go to invader camp at day 2. If its ruins it is still good 14/15% buff if it's church you can also dupe a passive.
>>
>>550796339
gg, I died twice because I wasn't paying attention to the madness bar but it was still ez
>>
>>550795550
can you be my mommy?
>>
>>550796412
He wins the hardest because his multiple potential chalices have different depth colors so the odds of you finding another 3 relics to cover the things balancers are eating into space wise is a lock. None of his starting weapons shenanigans are in depths relics so your last green better be CEkino if it isn't a set relic like the necklace. Maybe the status shit is completely superfluous to the new skill spam +40% meta I don't know I just unlocked the 2nd relic and I'm still trying to set up new builds with this new space tightness. You are giving up a ton of utility to be able to spam skills and its worrying.
>>
>>550796516
the part where you're committing to long attack animations that generate a lot of boss aggro. the part where you have go and look for bow racks to actually get the good AoW consistently. the part where you can't just walk up and ungabunga, you need to pay attention to your positioning and surroundings or you'll find yourself getting shanked in the ass and downing or whatever you're fighting running behind a small hill or something with you unable to move until your attack is finished.
it doesn't matter much in low depths but fucking up any of these things in higher depths means likely downing or being unable to meaningfully contribute. it's not really the same as just picking ironeye or recluse or something.
>>
File: 1.png (2.22 MB, 1920x1080)
2.22 MB
2.22 MB PNG
which one of you needed help with d0 caligo again...
>>
>>550796992
>using op characters
>>
>>550797082
Wylder does 0 damage
>>
>>550797082
>leveling up
>>
>>550796992
ggs
>>
>>550796953
>long attack animations that generate a lot of boss aggro
it's the longest range weapon in the game this is a nonissue

>you have go and look for bow racks
not difficult

>relic stuff
not skill related
>>
I hate swamp invader camp I hate swamp invader spawn I hate having to go to basement then going back up
>>
>>550797312
gg horse, never stepping inside an invader madness mini-castle again that was cancer. In fact all those new POI are cancer
>>
>>550797386
General rule of thumb is to avoid invaders at the new POIs until day 2
>>
>>550797282
it's nice you've suddenly 180'd and decided that greatbows are in fact, too easy, but you failed to address the positioning element.
i would not recommend it to somebody who does not want to sweat. simple as that. you can go ahead and recommend it to all your buds but i will not.
>>
also
>it's the longest range weapon in the game this is a nonissue
it's an issue if you don't feel like sweating and having to run/dodge the bosses attacks though...
>>
>>550797538
Its a good support weapon for like 4 characters as a solid ranged option if you need one though.
>>
>having to reposition is sweating
kek reminds me of when recluses used to complain about having to move around a rock
>>
>>550797312
They spawn above?
>>
>>550797683
i know...
i am replying to a post that posits only 2 options for people who don't want to sweat in d5: casters or greatbow.
my point is that this doesn't make any sense because if you want to be effective as "greatbow" then you gotta sweat a little. the whole conversation doesn't make any sense if you're talking about just picking up a bow to shoot as support or something, but even then you'll end up with a lot of boss aggro as a result.

>>550797790
who the fuck is complaining you tard
get back to me when you've played game, jesus christ
>>
Wow you guys made that ED Caligo look like a baby. Playing with erg really is so much better
gg
>>
>>550798004
ggs
>>
File: G8ipyWCboAAfZrZ.jpg (1.39 MB, 2970x4096)
1.39 MB
1.39 MB JPG
>>
>>550798004
>>550796992
we just finished the one that guy requested, weird how he didn't get into your room the first time. gg dragon bully.
>>
I'm unapologetically horny. Post your favorite ships.
>>
>>550797312
>>550797386
ggs
>>
File: file.png (573 KB, 437x646)
573 KB
573 KB PNG
Scholar gives me the impression of someone who stands in high places just because he likes the way he looks when he does it.
>>
>>550798170
Who
>>
You guys seem to send expeditions all day, I don't know how you do it. I do one expedition and I feel exhausted and need to do something else for a bit
>>
>>550798004
>>550798110
ggs
>>
File: 1765235918326913.jpg (287 KB, 1972x2691)
287 KB
287 KB JPG
Jerking off Scholar because he's sad!
>>
>>550797489
>>550797386
>>550797312
You have to be crazy suicidally depressed to even consider going inside the frenzy swamp before lv7, each of those adds which are fucking everywhere, can one shot you at range with flames of frenzy meanwhile you are slowed and have madness building up and have invaders to fight. Just clear something else first you can come back to it day 2 if you really need it, a lot of us dropped night invaders already anyway.
>>
Oh my god I just realized I've been setting my password to /erg/ rather than erg ever since the DLC dropped
>>
>>550798170
gay
>>
>>550797905
You kind of have to take the GB anon with a grain of salt its his baby build he 'invented' and got gud with so he is always advertising it. Other anons have tried it and yeah it takes 1000% sweat during the round and pregaming to set up. As a result people tend to hate GB so I like to chime in to say it is good sometimes don't ignore it entirely.

The guy maining it is nuts, in a good way.
>>
>>550798426
Bro he wiped to night aspect
>>
>>550798374
for me it's the frost swamp with albinaurics that do cartwheels, throw discus, have a frost breath or have a bajillion poise
>>
>>550798374
Scholar can just kill the whole camp in one ult.
>>
>>550798393
and who did you play with?
>>
>>550798170
I'm gonna shave off that bush, roll them into a joint and shove it up your ass and make you blow smoke out of it. hi varreslut how you been?
>>
>>550798426
hey retardo, you are replying to the guy you are talking about.
never claimed to invent it. never "advertised it" unless you count posting gg screenshots.
>>550798472
literally everyone has wiped to heolstor. i don't think i've ever wiped to SoN if that's what you meant.
>>
>>550798472
>>550798301
>>550798170
names?
>>
>>550798301
>send
kys twitterdiscordfag
>>
is every nightfarer viable?
>>
>>550798913
mostly
>>
>>550798472
Yeah he dies all the time but he's still going to talk it up like its the next coming every time. He's nuts about his build.
>>
File: G8ilrcVWoAA-YMZ.jpg (164 KB, 1247x1725)
164 KB
164 KB JPG
>>
>>550798913
guardian isn't
raider is outclassed in every way by wylder but he is "viable", but your ult is a massive grief, doesn't revive 3bars and can't interrupt boss moves because it's so delayed
>>
>>550799067
>talk it up like its the next coming every time.
show me even one example where i've done that
>>
>>550798170
The only canonically confirmed pair that really love each other in Elden Ring. There is simply no other.
>>
>>550798913
Yes, but not all players are and not all team comps are to an extent.
>>
Why the fuck is "Madness in Vicinity increases attack power +0/1" a relic effect when they forgot to make enemies able to be madnessed?
>>
>>550799181
he threw her off a cliff lil bro
>>
>>550799217
You can be madness'd, there's even a relic to do it to yourself to get fp and one of the nightfarers gets buffed when he's in a status bar.
>>
>>550799181
why is he so mad?
>>550799217
thats for yourself or your teammates
>>
That was the longest ive seen gote go without calling a riot. He really didnt like our duped Less likely items.
>>
>>550799148
>doesn't revive 3bars
this is like saying duchess ult doesn't revive 3 bars.
of course it doesn't. YOU revive the 3 bars. you walk over to them, ult, then safely revive them on top of the totem.
>and can't interrupt boss moves because it's so delayed
pure skill issue. might i suggest you get good before complaining about the character?
>>
>>550799309
They just love each other a bit too much that they have to kill each other. It is michaelzaki's thing.
>>
File: 1753926633972842.jpg (1.14 MB, 1440x1080)
1.14 MB
1.14 MB JPG
GGs Gigagoat. Sens, following you off that cliff was pure kino. Boss fight was sloppy on my end though. Was caught out when he overlapped 2 of the beams back to back giving them double width essentially. And the final down was me using a cocktail on accident when I thought I had another spot open to get fp back. Fun run.
>>
>balancers and dreglord in DoN
I don't want to play depths anymore all of a sudden.
>>
>>550799446
Lmao, I saw the gold pillar of a bonfire coming up from the cliff edge and just kept going straight. That whole area is a blur to me because there was never a reason to go there when hollows was only in normal modes.

ggs
>>
File: 1736732814600066.jpg (132 KB, 1600x1600)
132 KB
132 KB JPG
gg ez bugs
somehow without dormant twinblades i still get 2 eleanoras. one of them was from a wooden chest too
>>
>>550799067
Calling them greatbow builds is silly, they should be separated into RoA builds and greatbow builds
The difference is simple, a RoA build will switch to a good melee weapon (like fists) when they're out of FP, whereas greatbow builds like to use the R1.
RoA can do insane damage against certain enemies and nightlords, but you should know when to switch off it. The problem with greatbow mains is they keep using the bow after they've run out of FP or against small/fast targets. They do no damage, they struggle to kill things solo and they fuck with boss aggro. Fucking with aggro can be a good thing but most of the time it isn't since the boss will move towards the greatbow user who will respond by running away for 15s until the aggro wears off, during which nobody is doing damage.
>>
>>550799681
I used double balancers on wylder but I still did 0 dps.
>>
>new "everdark" is abbreviated to SSB:B
nintendies won? duskbloods confirmed to be next GOTY?
>>
>>550799763
Are you using skills all the time? The melee buff is pretty pitiful.
>>
>>550799814
what does the extra B stand for?
>>
>>550799763
you need to take the fist pill
>>
>>550799851
Salvation's Standard-Bearers Balancers
>>
>>550799478
not fought balancers in d5 yet but greg is easy enough
worse than the new nightlords is the new PoIs or the new map
>>
I find Artorias harder than greg desu
>>
>>550799919
I got high and deranked to 1 when the dlc dropped when trying to unlock new stuff thinking I had to beat depths with a new character to get some new swag at the collector board so I'm in the retard depths where everyone dies immediately.
>>
>>550799760
>during which nobody is doing damage
have you played even a single run of nightreign in your life
>>
>>550787115
It boosts melee attack too.
>>
>>550800116
10% across the 2 relics which is like clearing 1 gaol with each for free but only for melee. 40% for skills is the real bonus.
>>
>>550800042
How high could you have possibly gotten
>>
>>550799971
Who is greg
>>
>>550800081
I've played with all sorts and greatbow R1 shills are the second worst type of player on the password
>>
>>550800252
greglord
>>
>>550800325
Not his name
>>
>>550800042
kek good luck dragging your way through d2-3 with shitters now playing unfamiliar dlc content
>>
https://files.catbox.moe/dux4n1.jpg
>>
>>550800374
Traitorous Straghess is a deadname
He goes by greg now
>>
>>550800257
show me some of these "greatbow r1 shills".
the only person you could possibly be referring to does not recommend it at all. why are you inventing fictional posters to cry about?
>>
>>550800457
Terr btw
>>
>>550800509
don’t joke like that please
>>550800601
this is true yes
>>550799814
not funny
>>
File: 1766187630894691.jpg (1.12 MB, 1500x2000)
1.12 MB
1.12 MB JPG
>>
is cekino ISA still viable
>>
>>550800538
I've never seen dingle or zorban pull out a melee weapon when they run out of FP
>>
>>550799309
It’s called tough love
>>550798350
That loser is gay better luck next time
>>
>>550790204
>>550790586
melee is also viable, he has good dex/arc and better abilities than exe
>>
Don't do crabs and lobsters until you find a bleed weapon in all the junk
>>
>>550798170
1. Apologize
2. Stop being gay this is a straight only general
>>
>>550800732
it's better than ever

>>550800775
>moving the goalposts instantly
you said i am an "r1 shill" and yet cannot produce even a single instance of me recommending anybody ever press r1 with a greatbow. in fact i'm pretty sure i've expressed the exact opposite positions numerous times, that if you are standing around pressing r1 with a greatbow then you're doing it wrong. and yet you're trying to paint it like i'm just sooooo crazy for standing around r1ing with a bow and want others to do the same for some reason. why? are you just that buttmad about some shit run or something?
>>
>>550798552
I actually played with one group lel
Don't remember who
>>
>>550790778
repeated evasions debuff is cancer wouldn't recommend
>>
>>550800729
People keep saying this is a formless mother thing but it looks more like they got dreg’d
>>
File: ce flick.png (472 KB, 882x494)
472 KB
472 KB PNG
i'm getting there bros. just need it on a couple more dons, one with bleed hook.
>>
>>550800729
it's rather interesting how she's the blood bloom to malenia's rot bloom. formless mother has a lot of flower imagery, so that'll be the outer god behind it.
>>
>>550800212
The worst part is I did it after already unlocking the last relic for scholar. Now I'm in purgatory.
>>550800412
Its terrible I'm stuck in D2 because of ragequitters.
>penalty was waved due to another player leaving
>-100
>>
>>550801531
>formless mother has a lot of flower imagery
mohg and blood fiends have none?
>>
Playing Scholar is fun but it's so tiring because of all the things you have to keep in mind
>make sure I analyze everything I come across to level up my skill
>do I have enough runes to get everything from the merchant?
>can't forget to get one weapon of every relevant status effect too
>what's my level of pots, prawn, and throwables?
>gotta remember my ult isn't just fire-and-forget too, should I save it in case there's a Miranda flower boss or Beastly Brigade instead of using it now?
Plus all the usual things to think about.
When I play Wylder, Raider or Ironeye, I can just unga bunga...
>>
>>550799478
depths is unironically unplayable now with all those run breaking events
>>
>>550801384
If they were gregged they'd probably be rotten instead
>>
>>550801612
>just vacuum shit up and use it in the next fight
>buy turtles at the end if i'm not fully leveled
>reserve crabs in case my teammates are retarded and don't buy me any
>pick up status if i find it, i'm on dex relic anyway
Doesn't feel that hard.
>>
>level 3 in Don
>3 seals with rejection/buff and my claws, no cast.
>Balancer invasion with a red deathknight standing next to it
>>
>>550801779
Oh and
>use ult in a camp, enemy ult charge refills at least half of it
>>
how the fuck do you 3bar as raider in D0 dreglord? fuck me, these chinks suck so much ass
>>
File: file.png (2.02 MB, 1839x1495)
2.02 MB
2.02 MB PNG
>>550801658
>unplayable
really now?
>>
The balancers serve the GW directly not some outer god. The blood motif is like anon said their everdark is a mass of flesh and blood it is a result of being in the endless night and not being able to bring balance.

Balance, and it being thrown off kilter, was always the undertone going thru elden ring. Libra and his frenzy alignment stuff being opposed to the GW concept and trying to force equilibriousness (balance) drives a madness to counter the inherent order in the Greater Will. The valkyries are the sword of the GW to force balance if it goes too far out of whack. Both are powers that exist below outer gods but serve something higher than an outer god.
>>
>>550801923
Share your secrets
>>
>>550801579
they definitely do, yes, and they're following the same outer god. it's just that harmonia seems to be further along the path, much like romina to malenia for a comparison.
>>
>>550801973
hit and don't get hit
>>
>>550801612
The only thing that really annoys me with scholar is the items affect allies animation tax, drives me fucking nuts
>>
>>550801923
pwsissies' opinions are irrelevant. Randoms will 100% ragequit when we have these events, which makes the run even more miserable.
>>
>>550802014
>they definitely do
like what
>>
>>550802047
Feels like an oversight in design they might fix it feels bad.
>>
>>550792814
Where?
>>
gg horse
>>
>>550802102
so you admit that depths are in fact playable. got it. thanks for your concession.
>>
>>550802047
Yeah I will never main him because of this alone. It's absolutely 100% mandatory to take that effect too so you can't even just play towards your own preferences
>>
File: schooler.png (541 KB, 678x741)
541 KB
541 KB PNG
these are all free btw
>>
>>550802156
nah i just think you didn't beat the game.
>>
>>550802249
the win screen doesn't care what you think
>>
>>550802231
I feel like the top one is a meme
Scholar should just be a status effect guy who throws pots and spreads crabs
>>
File: 1744139019752392.mp4 (34 KB, 222x196)
34 KB
34 KB MP4
GGs Mystery Nigga Dreglord. Fighting him with no damage negation is some spooky shit.
>>
>>550802315
it turns you into executor with support. now you don't have to dilate with both status AND items and can just play the game.
>>
File: file.png (2.52 MB, 1920x1080)
2.52 MB
2.52 MB PNG
>>550802376
gg I didn't think you were gonna make it when you greeded for 2k murk
>>
>>550802376
I had some decent negation, the rot is just annoying for full HP negation. We had pretty crazy damage that run though.
>>
>>550799407
>you walk over to them, ult, then safely revive them on top of the totem
yeah that's real cool when it works
what actually happens is the game desyncs and places only you on top of the totem
>>
chinese raider with these relics spam pinging and leading the routing. spoiler we didnt beat ed balancers
>>
>>550801960
source?
>>
>>550802720
soul...
>>
gibs reskinned chaos rapier in tarnished edition, thanks. call it frenzy rapier or something.
>>
>>550802696
you might as well complain about anybody's ult randomly missing then
>>
>>550802720
>chinese player not cheating
WHAT IMPOSSIBRU
>>
>>550801572
Just win on 2 player scaling? D2 shouldn't be terrible
>>
I don't like ED balancers at all. You either desperately build for unga aoe, or have the most annoying time in the game kiting one spastic cunt away from the others and somehow not taking chip.
>>
am I just retarded and bad or does scholar just not need to use his skill unless there is absolutely nothing else to do?
>>
>>550803026
Bro just parry them
>>
>>550803026
Is there any point in attacking the worm phase I feel like unless you have every person on it while it's doing the aoe it's just wasting time running away from it
>>
>>550803085
Use the level 2 debuff, it saves lives and lets you spam enemies down faster without worrying about 1 shots.
>>
>>550803085
You are retarded I’m afraid
>>
>>550803130
If you can beat the DPS check or stagger with ults it's free damage, otherwise it's just a time waster.
>>
>>550803085
yeah analyze is just a waste of time.
>>
>>550803123
that still involves kiting them unless you wanna get swarmed while timing your parry
>>
>>550803026
Bro just bleed them
>>
>>550803130
You can try to sneak some damage in while it's doing the spears to make the DPS check easier.
It's better to just run from it, but you can't communicate that to your teammates and you don't want them to both go down to the bleed flower.
>>
So the Balancer's Relic give you a 20% increase for skill attack, right? What about the melee?
>>
>>550802820
yes the other ults place you on a platform (where you can still get hit btw) that your teammates can slip off of
>>
>>550803710
6%
>>
melee is still nowhere near duchess/recluse levels but at least they threw us a bone
>>
any good clips of double balancer + godfrey icon + jar shard ordovis truth nuke
>>
>>550803901
melee ironeye is the best build in the game
>>
>>550803520
>>550803130
start running to africa and spam pinging the entire way while doing it
>>
>>550802731
In ER all the alien gods come to the planet on massive meteors made of magical crystal and rocks. Cultures gather around the impact sites and call them crucibles and worship and it then the ring is passed to the strongest at the top of a pile of corpses and then they rule for their alien god and create a ton more corpses. The balance of the world is generally fine under this hellscape because the system changes and the cycle continues in the grander scheme, but in Marika's time she birthed a god of Order with a capital O and it wasn't going to give the ring up. The larger balance of the world is disrupted. As a converse mirror to this the 3 fingers serving a One Great antithesis to the GW also puts you into a position where an important character urges you not to continue because your steps are going to throw the world into an imbalance it can't come back from. From the magical school perspectives they look into the primeval current and see a shattered void of these magical meteors that come to the planet. The 2 laws of the Golden Order describe an ultimate balance in a bastardized way when moving from theory to practice. Spoilered for the haters out there you know who you are Age of Stars resonates so well with people because they on some level understand the inherent philosophy of aesthetics involved. The ultimate issue behind the imbalance in the world that leads to the level of cucked suffering everyone lives under is because of aliens and the ring so removing it removes that limiting factor. In the new unknown future everything is normalized back into a single tier of non-god. A natural balance is achieved
In NR we first had the Libra demon that sought to bring equilibriousness and he had direct links to ER's madness stuff and now we have these valkyries that also try to assert a balance, less coercively and more directly in line with the GW teachings of be strong righteous and face your foe head on.
>>
>>550803901
RoB Executor with double balancers, necklace and dex/arc respec has the highest dps in the game right now.
>>
File: 1745706038066381.jpg (3.33 MB, 2560x1440)
3.33 MB
3.33 MB JPG
bros?
>>
>>550804445
kys
>>
>>550800724
>>550800601
>>550800862
>>550798797
>>550795525
>>550795015
>>550790209
>>550786463
>>550781206
>>550780697
Lovely brahmin terrjeet falseflag posts
>>
gg hors, spent all my money on the RoB only for another to drop. And never found a lightning anything.
>>
>>550804598
it's time for you to Practice playing solo
>>
File: glorp-outer-space.gif (413 KB, 220x220)
413 KB
413 KB GIF
>>550804445
I believe you
>>
>>550804756
gg some rough and tumble along the way but we still pulled it off
>>
>>550804756
ggs
>>
Mance Rayder is megafun UNTIL you get to the lord
>Wish I could move
>Wish my shit did anything
>Wish he stopped floating
>>
>>550804897
>>550804903
>>550804756
ggs
>>
File: 1750381376902641.jpg (85 KB, 1080x1080)
85 KB
85 KB JPG
>>550804445
>>
Night of Dregs is a higher damage boost than ninvaders, Balancers or the necklace. Where's all my dreg gamers at?
>>
File: file.png (500 KB, 729x907)
500 KB
500 KB PNG
ggs mystery maris
>>
>>550804582
lol 40% is nothing to casters
>>
>>550805069
>4% every 20 seconds of status up to 40%
>only lasts 3 mintues
>>
>>550805164
ggs
>>
>>550805164
One of the two bosses that carian slicer is worthless against. Whatever, total maris rape.
>>
>>550805164
>>550805439
>>550805583
ggs
>>
How do I Undertaker?
>>
why do people only draw taker with that retarded tentacle/tentacles tongue
>>
>>550805069
>>550805354
>have to poison/rot yourself
>get maybe 2 stacks through an entire boss fight
>grace spawns
>back to 0 stacks
>>
File: 20251220_014210.jpg (1.12 MB, 2480x3445)
1.12 MB
1.12 MB JPG
That fucking goat that I hate
>>
>>550805675
undertaker? i hardly know her!
>>
>>550805772
because they think they're funny or that it's "ooh le quirky", but in reality they just overuse the tentacle hentai joke because they're gigantic faggots.
>>
>>550805069
it's a meme unfortunately
>>
guaranteed rot could still be pretty handy if scholar didn't shit out antspur
>>
>balancers got corrupted
Dreg is an ugly bastard?
>>
>>550806810
dreg didn't corrupt them, the formless mother did
>>
>>550806810
blood was mentioned in their relic description doe I think they just do that sometimes
>>
>>550806810
did they? the blood phase seems to be initiated by the last balancer, not any sort of outside force.
>>
File: 1743373847707199.png (102 KB, 2000x1500)
102 KB
102 KB PNG
GG ED Caligo. I think that's the last time I'm running the 3+ Weapon buff, it feels so meaningless when you can just pick up 18% skill attack or 15% melee damage or something lol.
>>
>>550807265
gg ed caligo, going double balancer dormant great spears and getting no vykes is pretty gay
>>
How do I get good relics and how can I tell if other people hacked theirs?
>>
>>550807417
Playing a bunch for both.
>>
2 Balancers or 1 balancer + Invader
>>
>>550807417
preset relics from bosses and signboard are already good
if you don't want those, run everdarks for normal relics and depths for depths relics, both give murk to gamble with in addition to stones
cheated relics usually have 3 crazy good lines for the relevant character on every relic, depths will be the same but with debuffs not relevant to the character or no debuffs at all
>>
well that was just depressing
>>
I fucking hate the new map
>>
>>550807783
2 balancer and cekino (character name skill, skill and ult auto +3)
>>
>>550808004
>(character name skill, skill and ult auto +3)
OR ult +3. Last line is invaders obv.
>>
>>550807265
>>550807305
ggs
>>
>>550808001
>>550807931
Names?
>>
2 balancers and WYLDERS EARRING is the best setup because it means you're on the greatest operator
>>
>>550808451
Stamina on hits can show up on depth relics while character skill and ultimate auto charge can't. His best relic replaces the stamina line for one of the ones you can't get on a depth line.
>>
>>550807931
>>550808001
you guys could have taken my taking damage negation if you were going to get hit that much :/
>>
>>550808579
you can't have 2 balancers and both of his mandatory passives (+1 skill and flame carpet)
>>
>>550808579
2 wylder lines into anything else is way too blatant
>>
>>550808812
His best in slot 3rd relic would be
>+1 grapple
>ninvaders (also can't be on depth relics)
>one of the +3 auto charges
with a depth partner of
>bleed on grapple
>stamina on hits
>killing enemies fills ultimate at max tier
Last 2 depths can go
>phys negation +2
>affinity negation +2
>rally 1 and 2

Switch out the negations for affinity damage +2 and phys +4 if you are spicy.
>>
>>550808760
your damage negation upon taking damage? my downs were to 1shots. i already had negation on guard and that wasn't even enough.
>>
>>550809046
you don't play wylder
>>
>>550809046
>rally
>auto charge instead of ult on kills 0 and +1
>no flame carpet
stamina on hits isn't even good
>>
>>550809046
ult fire is better than +1 grapple if you're only going to take one, but they're both too good to drop either
>>
>>550809090
i was referring to the other duchess who had negation on guard and two full hp negations
>>
>>550804445
>Age of Stars resonates so well with people because they on some level understand the inherent philosophy of aesthetics involved
words that mean nothing
>>
>>550807417
>hacked
Literally nigh impossible to get a three liner relic with maximum bonus on every line (+2/+3/+4 depending on line and relic type) that on top of that has perfect synergy with the character equipping it. Cheater will have 3 of these equipped (or even 6 if it's DoN).
>>
>>550809289
>but they're both too good to drop either
That issue is going to be universal on gee 2 balancers builds. 2 of those things cut into your slot economy hard.
>>
>>550809046
>rally
please never give advice ever again thanks
>>
I'm honestly considering cheating relics because by the time I actually manage to get really good ones to enjoy, I'll already be completely fed up with the game
>>
>>550809394
doesn't matter, you'd sooner drop one of the balancer relics for invader cekino. ideally you would have two cekinos for each of his passives and 1 balancer.
>>
faster character skill cooldown or ult cooldown for undertaker?
>>
>>550809561
cheating is for faggots and browns, i'd rather play with someone using free relics, which are good anyway.
>>
>>550809561
The game is not balanced around having perfect relics.
>>
File: file.png (914 KB, 1314x739)
914 KB
914 KB PNG
ohnonononono
>>
>>550806810
no. read their remembrance. she was always corrupted. she killed the entire village with the weapon the deity gave her, which was the "balance".
>>
>>550809561
Depths is where relic shit falls apart when it was already cracked to hell and back before. You cheating doesn't effect me so I don't care but I understand why someone would want to.
>>550809702
You don't need perfect relics, which is why most cheaters make relics that are at 95% potential to sell the realism and its fine. To a normal the depth relics can fuck you so hard in rng for so long that it soft filters you from 'fun.'
>>
>>550809739
>that reaction
kek
>>
>>550809739
new zorbjak?
>>
>>550809852
>with the weapon the deity gave her
to add, which was probably the formless mother like the other anon said. she reached out to it, just as mohg and the bloodfiends did.
>>
>find grafted blade in a random corpse
>teammates run past trash mobs
>undertaker teammate throws when we don't help him do his remembrance quest (doesn't know how to navigate the castle, expect us to guide him to the objective)
>finish day 2 at lvl 11
>wait for them to get killed by the dancing lion, quit the game
I can't describe how fucking angry I am right now, one time I find something nice and it's ruined because I have fucking useless chink teammates
>>
>getting mad over a video game
>>
wylder doesn't have good stat respecs because he doesn't need it
>>
What's the best way to level up stones for scholar in the great hollow? There doesn't seem to be any spots to farm gravity guys, the mines are out of the way, and my team's casters would probably kill me irl if I took the shards from a sorcerer's rise.
>>
>>550810092
I'm not obligated to help you farm stacks. Go do it yourself faggot.
>>
>>550810239
Who knew being qualityslop would make you main guy in a roguelike?
>>
>>550809673
Guardian needs good relics to be useful, that aren't guaranteed
>Increased duration for Character Skill
>Character Skill Boosts Damage Negation of Nearby Allies
>Drawn Enemy Attention while Guardian
>HP Recovery From Successful Guarding
>HP Restoration upon Thrusting Counterattack
100% required
>Improved Guard Counters
>Improved Thrusting Counterattack
>Guard Counters Activate Holy Attacks/Summoning Attack
>Successful guards send out shockwaves while ability is active
99% required
These are all basically necessary for him to feel like a functioning character, and then you gotta find whatever else you want to slot in there as well. When he has everything he wants then he feels incredible but if you don't have all that then he's useless
>>
>>550810242
take shards from the sorcerer's rise
1 melee rez > 12 castersissyshards
>>
Remember to eat shards in front of castersissies if you're a meleechvd
>>
gg 3bugs
>>
GG bugs. bestial build is pretty fun. But it looked like the Claw shockwaves were clipping through the slopes in the arena? Not sure if they were still hitting but it was pretty annoying
>>
>>550810365
Death to strength redditors and dex fags.
>>
>>550809937
Nah this one is pretty poor material for a jak. The Raider augur wipe was better
>>
>>550810491
>>Drawn Enemy Attention while Guardian
>>HP Recovery From Successful Guarding
>>HP Restoration upon Thrusting Counterattack
>100% required
lol
lmao
>>550810491
>>Improved Guard Counters
>>Improved Thrusting Counterattack
>>Guard Counters Activate Holy Attacks/Summoning Attack
>99% required
kekaroo
the last one isn't even a relic effect retardo. do you even play this game?
>>
File: 1000000983.png (37 KB, 1315x734)
37 KB
37 KB PNG
>>550810242
Either take leftover shards from rises the casters didn't pick up or head to the special merchant that always(?) spawns and buy a bunch there and pop them at your leisure
>>
>>550810710
>>550810773
ggs
>>
>>550810986
I'm lmaoing and kekarooing @ you for picking birdjeet. you're dead weight, nigger, and there's nothing you can do to change that
>>
>>550801612
>>make sure I analyze everything I come across to level up my skill
Huh?
>>
>>550811113
Miquella brainwashes people without their consent into serving him, he is evil.
>>
>>550811113
>miquellester defense force
>>
>>550810935
In a quality world we all become quality men, remember that.
>>
I still can't believe mohg beat the allegations
>>
>>550811276
>i need ideal sweatlord comps to win
skill issue. anyway, he only needs heal ult and shockwaves, preferably skill duration, the rest is free real estate.
>>
>>550810986
>the last one isn't even a relic effect retardo
They're depth-relic exclusive you DoN 0 mongoloid
>>
>>550811432
being a qualitygod and knowing respec guardian has the best quality ap is painful
>>
oh and guard counter is a shit playstyle, doesn't work for any boss except maybe heolstor and balancers. it's like they made his gameplan bad on purpose, as a joke.
>>
>>550811523
not picking the most useless character in the game is an ideal sweatlord comp to you?
>>
So the new DLC isn't worth the money, right?
>>
File: 251220032800.png (94 KB, 289x242)
94 KB
94 KB PNG
>>550811464
feelsgoodman
>>
File: 1763942904561683.png (217 KB, 497x424)
217 KB
217 KB PNG
>spawn on the north side of the Great Hollow
>decide to go south instead of taking the tree
>no visible crystals in the center of the map
>decide to drop down and head clockwise along the bottom level
>not a single crystal until the one on the cliff west of the ruins
>there was a single accessible crystal from our spawn point on the ENTIRE east side of the map
>underleveled against Curseblade/Divine Warrior combo as a result
>day 1 loss extends my losing streak from D5 and pushes me into D3 for the 5th time this month
>>
i would like to formally apologise for my routing
apparently going north meant no crystals :')
>>
I guess at least we tried on ED libra.
>>
>>550811719
It's worth and you're poor
>>
>>550811551
there is no guard counter activation on relics dumbass, it's a dormant power only
>>
>>550811857
whoever design the hollow church with invader not appearing and spirit calling snail should be shot. I actually managed to spot the invader at the entrance after we running out from the rain lol.
>>
File: 1585267457088.gif (92 KB, 190x190)
92 KB
92 KB GIF
>Matchmaking... 2/3
>Matchmaking... 1/3
>>
Is there a secret to traversing the new map or is it just recalculating route forever?
>>
>>550811843
>>550811857
>>550811951
Names. Right now.
>>
>>550811892
That reply only confirms my suspicions.
>>
>>550811579
10 DEX is nothing, I'd gladly give those up for a bleed hookshot and a normal dodge
>>
>>550812006
Catherine
Paul
Juan
>>
>>550812006
cc
shifty duck
zdrada
>>
Friendly threadly reminder to unblock you know who
>>
>>550812206
I unblocked shiftyduck a while ago
>>
>>550811751
focusing crystals on day 1 in DoN is a mistake
it's the equivalent of trying to gaolmaxx the old map on day 1, you're spending too much time preparing for day 2-3 and losing out on resources to survive night 1
>>
File: shapes.png (1.18 MB, 1274x632)
1.18 MB
1.18 MB PNG
Just remember these shapes :^)
>>
>You got isekai'd into nightreign
How do you convince the nightfarers to not cast you out for being powerless?
>>
>>550812464
I can cook
>>
>>550812464
*unzips dick*
>>
File: 67766743.jpg (72 KB, 736x736)
72 KB
72 KB JPG
>>550812323
no tr*sh
>>
>>550812464
I lie that I was once a great warrior who has killed many foes and then proceed to just chill in the roundtable hold forever
>>
>>550812596
only if she posts her boobs
>>
>>550812387
i don't get
>>
>>550812596
oh
quit trying to avoid my filter trish
>>
>>550812689
those are the crystal seeds
>>
>>550812596
post feet
>>
I wish I could kick players if i catch them using Ironeye
>>
>>550812684
>>550812770
lewd. i'll do it if i see you in game after you unblock me

>>550812696
rude...
>>
>5th failed run today
How do I tell a run is going to be shit on the get go?
>>
why are you erping with an underage mexican boy
>>
>>550812464
Become another menial
>>
>>550813010
Dlc map when you don't break the crystal day 1 is pretty bad but in general it's never over, it's a knowledge check about what your options are.
>>
ed balancers great hollow 1/3
>>
>>550775373
Is there an easier/quicker way to get into the DLC area of Elden Ring these days? I want to speedrun my way to a weapon out there, but fighting Mohg at low level is a pain
>>
Why the FUCK did you point me down, Mush?
>>
>>550813524
bad ults
>>
>>550813010
trish is in it
>>
>>550813010
I went from 9999 to 5100 since the update has dropped. Every run, except one, to the Great Hollow has ended in failure with erg.
>>
>>550813453
There's an exploit where you just unload him from the map and it counts as killing him. I've never done it though, so you'll need to research it yourself.
>>
File: 217909834562.jpg (1.03 MB, 2121x1006)
1.03 MB
1.03 MB JPG
>>550812387
got it *thumbs up emoji*
>>
>>550813558
Name?
>>
File: jqpIP97.jpg (18 KB, 492x349)
18 KB
18 KB JPG
>>550813524
are people still getting triggered by emotes? lmao
>>
>>550813558
Yeah and I could've pointed you down in that Dreglord game where you 3 barred, but I didn't because I'm not toxic asf.
>>
>>550813743
what da hell
>>
Why is there so many duos in d5? i legit thought they would get filtered out in d3/4 but i guess i was so wrong
>>
File: HORSED.png (216 KB, 513x467)
216 KB
216 KB PNG
mushjeet saars....why are we so bad?
>>
>>550813902
i didn't 3bar to dreglord, you confusing me for someone else?
>>
>>550812363
base game day 1 bosses are way less rapey
>>
>>550814029
both players in the duo don't need to be D5
from my experience with D5 duos, there's always one player that's blatantly being carried between the two
>>
>>550813742
Just saw a clip of what I think you're talking about, and god damn that looks so much easier.
>>
>>550813743
dsg images are so weird
>>
File: file.png (1.29 MB, 902x879)
1.29 MB
1.29 MB PNG
ggs dreglord. think i saw my t&t hit for over 3k there, lol. but damn is it hard to actually hit him with it in phase 2, especially without any projectile falloff passives.
>>
>>550814242
what is he testing?
>>
6 months in and I still job to heolstor and ed liberal
>>
>>550814242
>>550814265
ggs
>>
>>550814336
same anon, same....
>>
File: ENDERJEET.jpg (7 KB, 158x139)
7 KB
7 KB JPG
>>550814031
dont forget enderjeet's curry-coded gameplay
>>
>>550813453
just do the scriptslop
>>
>>550814336
Name?
>>
sorry I kept getting distracted by real life from end of night 2 to adel.
>>
>>550814523
*hug*
you okay anon?
>>
>>550814487
gb2dsg tidetorius
>>
Is Remance slowly traveling the solar system or something

He's getting further away...
>>
>>550814523
Names. Right now.
>>
Adel molested me in 1998 behind a 7/11
>>
losing is winning. I landing from a spirit hawk into a church and got stuck in the pedastal for half the day until the rain rolled in so I guess the game felt sorry for me.
>>
>>550814491
Don't know what that is, never done it before, and don't want From to rape my account for cheating (even though I don't PvP)
>>
>>550814558
yeah, just had to do something else while fighting boss lol.
>>550814608
approaching mercury soon.
>>
Is Nightreign solely a multiplayer experience?
>>
>>550814621
real brave of you to come out with this information right when adel's reelection for baron is coming up
>>
>>550814823
The way I heard it anon came onto our baron in a gay entrapment ploy.
>>
>>550814336
oh and enhanced dogs
>>
>>550814619
terrible
terrific
terrorist
>>
Friendly reminder I won't throw melties if we lose, please unblock me! I'm back to spamming recluse like a good c*sterbimbo
>>
kirry ikp
>>
Nightreign has forced me into the jump attack bot that ER could never convince me to be
>>
I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass
>>
Honestly might start alt f4ing if I see someone pencil in recluse on the character select screen
>>
File: 1764163997098432.jpg (977 KB, 2560x1440)
977 KB
977 KB JPG
GG Fulghor. I hate swamp invader camp and having to go back up to kill invader. Also I feel like since update game has been eating my inputs more or maybe my controller is dying.
>>
Reminder to always do the rune bear in the ice rink of frost camps. Treat him like a red field boss since he has big drops
>>
>>550815337
ggs
>>
>>550814487
Don't bully ender lilies she did nothing wrong
>>
>>550814631
I need this but instead of ult gauge I'd take hoarfrost stomp or bell so I'm not useless early game
>>
why do nox maidens become fifty times more powerful while atop an ant
>>
>>550814968
shut the fuck up dude
>>
>>550814968
post boobs and armpit
>>
>>550815432
>rune bear
Never.
>>
File: 552344321.jpg (463 KB, 1895x1063)
463 KB
463 KB JPG
>>550815768
>>
>>550815868
doesn't count try again
>>
Heolstor just flails about with zero power behind his swings and zero grace in his combos, then steals the other bosses elements to scribble on the ground.
Super overrated boss design and the only cool thing he does is the sky slash.
>>
>>550814487
>>550815649
She is our cutest trans girl
>>
>>550815649
tbf she bullied me yesterday. Throwing melties over games is rly cringe
>>
>>550811652
boss it works best on is faurtis though
>>
>>550816197
She would never do that
>>
how do I not be garbage at this videogame I am hardstuck bouncing between d3 and d4 :(
>>
>>550816458
She had a melty in the thread yesterday.
>>
>>550816458
Yes she did, your /erg/ heroes are false
I didn't even bring up how garbage they did because I thought they were cool
>>
>>550816085
He was fun to learn though and he still 3 bars people here which is funny even though you only really ever have to dodge his first attack
>>
>>550816568
>they
he
>>
>>550814631
>in the pedastal for half the day
doesn't it just kill you from fall damage after a few seconds?
>>
>>550816537
If you aren't bad you can get to d4 and queue with us
If you are bad then someone will notice eventually
>>
>>550816568
>>550816550
No proof so it didn't happen
>>
>>550816358
>guard counter
>he hits you again before you can recover
>ED hits you with its fartgas before you can even land it
good joke
>>
>>550814652
its not a program its literally doing shit in a way that guarantees the ai to do certain actions
>>
File deleted.
>>550816537
you still care about depth level?
>>
>>550816537
I wouldn't worry about it. I'm in depth 2 since I'm a wagie, and I accidentally queued into erg depth 5 the other week. The other two players died more than me despite being erg regulars. I won't name names because I'm not a faggot. Just join up.
>>
what happened
>>
>Open door
>Someone DC'd
>Everyone else DC's
>Game ogre

wut
>>
File: 1759483952683835.png (912 KB, 750x1000)
912 KB
912 KB PNG
>Mush has left this world
>Nine-Box has left this world
>Network error
>Unable to rejoin session as it has already ended
gg spirit shelter
>>
xhey having melty
>>
>>550817057
>>550817114
>>550817117
ggs
>>
>>550816802
>>550668259
>>550669535
>>
>>550817117
Mush going to D3 with that loss…
>>
what happened to yys
>>
>>550817367
will you carry me back to 9999?
>>
>>550817057
Someone set up us the bomb
>>
Is D5 that much more difficult than D4? Debating playing on the pw instead of solo q'ing up to 5 beforehand, my games post update have been pretty bad(I'm afraid of jobbing too much though, I'm kinda shit)
>>
>>550817449
blacked
raw
>>
>>550817482
>Is D5 that much more difficult than D4?
nah
pretty much the same
>>
>>550817482
I was also in deptb 4 stuck with randoms and the jump to depth 5 here hasn't been noticeable, you can do it
>>
pls queue deep of nyaight
>>
>>550817482
The nightlords and bosses are very nearly exactly the same at D4/D5. You might notice the mobs on the map hitting harder, but you aren't really supposed to be getting hit in either,
>>
why did libra raped my hp bar in my caligo run
>>
>>550817482
Read the guide in the OP
>>
>>550817760
bad guide, don't read.
>>
File: 2025-11-30 13-28-16.webm (3.82 MB, 720x480)
3.82 MB
3.82 MB WEBM
>>550816832
hello i actually play this game
>normal slam
regular guard counter
>big slammy with spikes
charged guard counter
>jumpyslam
charged guard counter
even if he guard breaks you, he has no followups to hit you with so it's all good.
the one thing to look out for is his roar. you can't block it, and you have just enough time to get out if you recognize the first second or so of the startup. you gotta be ready to book it outta there when you see it.

>muh fartgas
yeah that sucks, thats why i said fartis not fartis + gnoster, but you can still do it you're just gonna take chip damage. a lot of chip damage.
>>
>>550817449
She left to play path 2
>>
'tiff at 5?
>>
>>550817828
You don't play this game
>>
>>550818010
You don't play the game.
>>
>>550817482
Going from D4 to D5 didn’t feel that much different
Being D5 and doing D4 matches feels like you’re playing on easy mode.
Your tactics of being cautious and strategy don’t change much but some bosses like draconic, stone golems and multi hits seem to go beyond hp thresholds on their hits and will down you if you play like an idiot
>>
>>550817868
Nigga doing 1 hit every 40 seconds
>>
>>550817449
she retired from videogames to become Mush's housewife
>>
>>550818153
please stop using that offensive language here, thank you
>>
>>550817868
gg bugs
>>
>>550818153
yeah for 2.5k damage. before the DLC patch with all the melee buffs. that's far from bad.
>>
>>550818253
Recluse main btw if that matters
>>
>>550818068
Shitposter
>>
>>550818010
>guide say don't play raider and guardian
>>550776137
>>550788714
>>550805164
>>550814242
what are these then?
>>
>>550817971
whos asking
>>
>>550818575
hbsc
>>
>>550818471
That looks like people circumventing the character's weaknesses by playing them in an unconventional way. Would YOU have included that in what's meant to be a quick rundown for returning players? It's aimed at people who might be thinking they can go in and play raider like they'd play raider in normals where he can just tank damage all day.
>>
>>550818471
that's dingletroon being carried by his teammates retard
>>
2/3 red harmonia
>>
>>550818646
bless you
>>
I got a shop relic and a relic I rolled for Undertaker:
>ult increases dmg and more dmg with 3 hammers
>rally+ult heals allies
The third effect is trash, is it worth running one of them or better off with a completely different one? I wish she had a blue-blue-green chalice
>>
Happy nation by ace of base has been stuck in my head as of late
>>
>>550818703
if this guide is for player with no knowledge of depth then might as well say don't play melee for the same reason that their play style in non-depth all involve going all in melee on boss.
>>
>>550818358
Try playing the game
>>
>>550792235
i read the threads every now and then but i haven't played since the 8th
>>
What is the most cuhrayzee weapon if I want to play Elden Ring like it's DMC?
>>
>>550819372
A new depth player can just use wyldBVLL since hes the best class and still succeed
>>
>>550819928
moonveil
>>
ED balancers is amusingly pretty easy to carry in trios since they go into their solo AI when your teammates are dead
wish ED libra did that
>>
>>550819928
maliketh's black blade AoW only
>>
>>550818320
No that's pretty bad for all the waiting you do. Meanwhile duchess has been doing more than that even without deep relics
>>
>>550819372
But you can play melee just fine in depths. It specifically relying on poising through attacks to trade or blocking everything that doesn't work nearly as well without a proper setup for it.
>>
>>550819928
Ringed Knight Spear
>>
File: 2622380_209.jpg (330 KB, 901x1079)
330 KB
330 KB JPG
>>
>>550816537
I climbed to d3 almost exclusivly queing with ERG.
>>
>>550817114
>>550817057
I think the route for the north castle (from the field) should be the field boss > mini boss by the broken wall > church > sewer mini boss > sealed sewer boss > center boss
Just a fuckton of drops and a flask if you follow that order. Idk why people fly over the center boss too that shit is annoying
>>
>>550820092
>for all the waiting you do
but when you dont have aggro you just hit the boss and do normal melee damage. when you get aggro instead of rolling around you block it and nuke it in retaliation
yes, obviously, the highest damage character in the game is going to do more damage. nobody is suggesting otherwise. i merely pointed out that he does well against faurtis, you autistic faggot.
>>
>>550820024
What's the difference
>>
>>550820393
It's not impressive damage though. Stop trying to trick people into thinking guardian isn't worthless
>>
>>550819928
You cant play elden ring like it's DMC because that would require elden ring being a bad game (which it's not)
>>
File: file.jpg (305 KB, 1920x1080)
305 KB
305 KB JPG
i made it to d2
is erg proud of me
>>
>>550820656
I hate you
>>
>>550820510
>duh stop going against my narrative
played your hand too openly there
>>
>>550820714
but i didnt do anything
>>
Greatbow is bad because it makes easy bosses like bugs and caligo frustrating to fight
>>
>>550820468
you only fight one at a time
also the phase transition to worm mode is long enough to make 3bar revives free
>>
File: 1762502113965.webm (3.62 MB, 1280x720)
3.62 MB
3.62 MB WEBM
>birdjeet getting uppity again
today i will remind xhem
>>
>>550821018
Nta but why do you care if a birdjeet is acting retarded?
>>
>>550821018
Probably the best nightreign webm to ever be posted
>>
I only pick Birdman when it's the Nightlord I don't wanna fight so the other two alt+F4.
>>
>>550821173
i love shitting on birdjeets
>>
>>550821363
modern solutions
>>
>level 2 balancer kidnap
i don't like that
>>
Those lightning spears sure do come out quickly
>>
>>550822376
my fort had red scorpions who weren't even fighting the balancer, pain
>>550822430
indeed
>>
gg
>>
ggs red harmonia not even close
>>
who's anotehr baby mode character other than wylder and ironeye
>>
File: 20251220030405_1.jpg (316 KB, 1920x1080)
316 KB
316 KB JPG
>>550820985
>>550820024
You just got a certain RNG. I had one do her triple slam, another try to grab me, and another attack me normally.
>>
>>550822773
Please refer to the erg tier list
S tier: Duchess
A tier: Iron Eye, Recluse
B tier: Exectuor, Scholar
C tier: Wylder
D tier: Undertaker, Revenant
E tier: Raider
.
.
.
U tier: Guardian
>>
>>550822430
>>550822583
>>550822376
Names?
>>
>>550822773
Birdjeet and Raider outside of DON
>>
>>550822952
>>550823060
i hate playing dex but thank you for the reference anons
>>
>>550822952
Executor propaganda
>>
yo im baked as FUCK
>>
q for deep
>>
>>550820656
I will be proud of you when you play with erg
>>
File: 1650600388935.jpg (225 KB, 1890x1417)
225 KB
225 KB JPG
>>550823203
zased
>>
>>550822820
the triple slam is how they de-aggro (besides being killed) so you have to deal with that from the ones already aggroed before your team died, but after that it should be all 1v1s
>>
File: 1584935425553.jpg (54 KB, 640x714)
54 KB
54 KB JPG
>>550818895
https://files.catbox.moe/ivzw6i.webm
>>
>>550823212
I'm d2 do you think I'm ready for erg
>>
File: 1745100663892746.png (344 KB, 437x508)
344 KB
344 KB PNG
I’m so fuckin burnt out trying this ED Balancers shit over and over and over again solo. They just did solo players so dirty in so many ways with this DLC.
Everything is a gank, everything is much better off if you’re in a group. The gladius raid, the different bosses they added in , and the nightlords . Dreglord was amazing and my favorite part of the DLC cause I was able to just 1 on 1 him for the most part and it felt so much fun doing it. Not much gank just peak fight. But Balancers regular took me forever (way longer then Dreglord did) and now ED Balancers is as well. I’ve gotten phase 1 down to where I can basically no hit it with the Wylder parry shield. I can parry each individual one no problem and running a crit build one parry and the crit is all I need to kill each one . Then Freddy Kruger’s wet dream starts and the moveset is way harder to parry first of all I still haven’t gotten down the parry in that phase but mainly I get absolutely ganked to death by them. 2 or 3 attacking me at one time with these insane super speed moves that just absolutely melt you . I spent all night trying over and over and I’m just burnt out. Got them down to an inch of the health bar left on one run and then it went back into fuckin giant worm phase for the 3rd time and had no wending graces or heals left and died . Closest I got . Oh well. Just burnt out and needed to let out my frustration a bit . If anyone that plays solo and has beaten ED balancers has any tips I’d appreciate it.
>>
>>550823853
yes you should queue with us right now
>>
>>550823853
Try reaching d3 first at least.
>>
>>550821018
>Redditaire skin
I would've quit too
>>
>>550823852
wow you should upload this middling performance against the easiest boss in the game to youtube its sure to go viral and youll finally get the respect you deserve
>>
>>550824134
if you can't prove you've nohitted the easiest boss in the game then you have no room to talk shit
>>
>>550823957
Balancers just not fun solo. They need a boss that's specifically designed for multiplayer like Gladius
>>
>>550817868
birdniggers will never beat the zdps allegations, an executor would've killed that scorpion with 2 RoB L2s.
>>
File: 1723749655443.jpg (48 KB, 382x720)
48 KB
48 KB JPG
>>550823852
>level 12
>boasting about no hit in trios
>regular adel
>>
File: 1760803009532173m.jpg (127 KB, 725x1024)
127 KB
127 KB JPG
How in the FUCK are you all getting past these Captchas?? They have been cancer for the past week and a half.
>>
>>550822952
>salty wylder hate
lol
>>
>>550824893
Are you on mobile? It way worse than pc
>>
>>550824628
*no damage
he got staggered by the roar.
>>
>>550824893
A better question is how are you struggling?
>>
>>550824301
standard nohit rules
>stagger = hit
>no ranged cheesing
>solo
so I don't know what this webm is trying to prove. That staying far away from the boss and using ult i-frames is safe and effective?
>>
>>550824893
I'm too brown so I just guess
>>
>>550825216
>>550825489
okay, no damage then. you big faggots. post up or shut up.
>>
>>550823197
>>550825040
Think rationally for a second, who would place recluse above them both
>>
File: Untitled.png (880 KB, 973x738)
880 KB
880 KB PNG
gg mystery horse
>>
>>550825661
give me a sec, I just need need to find a game where I let two low HP characters take all the aggro in melee range while I slowly pew pew the boss.
On a second thought, I would never do that
>>
File: 1750122968667.jpg (47 KB, 735x902)
47 KB
47 KB JPG
>okay, no damage then. you big faggots. post up or shut up.
>>
File: Mtm9joh.jpg (699 KB, 2560x1440)
699 KB
699 KB JPG
haven't played since the 8th i think. bretty gud.
>>
>>550826046
>>550825915
ggs
>>
>>550826004
the video clearly shows me having aggro for a good chunk of the fight. lyin ass niggers lying even when the proof is right in front of them.
>>
>>550825915
mellow unblock me please
>>
>>550825915
ggs
>>
>>550826046
GG Heolstor
>Dormant Power Reapers
>Not a single Halo Scythe
>Not even a single Scythe
Also I don't know whether or not my damage was good, I think I just prefer fist wylder over spamming skills.
>>
>>550812464
give them my meta knowledge and spreadsheet facts to help them route better and beat bosses easier
>>
>>550825915
gg
i love how my balancers poi was the ice swamp with a red lobster, i had so much fun
>>
File: G7uawvtagAA8Vy3.jpg (1.17 MB, 2508x3389)
1.17 MB
1.17 MB JPG
>>550825915
gg, that was the first time i ever saw you play incants.
what has the world come to...
>>
>>550826374
>>550826223
>>550826342
ggs
>>
>>550826374
lol i've been doing incants for a while now
finally managed to roll acceptable relics plus being able to start with lightning spear is amazing, no more spell RNG
>>
>>550826230
That would be an interesting premise for a manga. Matbe add a plot twist at the end where it's revealed Heolstor also has a meta strategist who keeps learning from your moves
>>
>>550823203
sorry i wasnt joking
>>
an attempt was made
>>
>>550826117
like 8 attacks
>>
>>550826619
Names. Right now.
>>
>>550826701
for the attempters list?
>>
File: attempt.jpg (20 KB, 600x600)
20 KB
20 KB JPG
>>550826619
>>
File: IMG_2830.jpg (327 KB, 1920x1080)
327 KB
327 KB JPG
GG chair, duchess you are a 3 bar shitter
>>
>>550827030
ggs
>>
>>550826691
yeah, so about half the fight. according to you dramafaggots, "getting carried" looks like not getting hit while doing a ton of damage and holding aggro, interrupting the boss out of his jump and keeping the stance damage up. go ahead and post another wojak.
>>
>>550827030
>no sixth sense
Name?
>>
So Nightslop is on sale, should I buy it? If so base game or base game and DLC? Does not having the DLC affect matchmaking significantly?

I was planning to but it this time over christmas, but I got into monster hunter instead so I put it off but wondering whether no is a good time to get into it?
>>
>>550827072
It's the easiest boss in the game everyone knows you 3 bar to all the other nightlords
>>
>>550827084
>getting trait value is le bad
shitter mentality
>>
>>550827103
game is reaching EoS so you should buy it now or never
>>
File: 17502314365585862.png (22 KB, 200x200)
22 KB
22 KB PNG
>>550827072
>post another wojak
dont know what your talking about but sure thing man, gotcha covered
>>
>>550826117
>aggro
Nightlords flip aggro regardless of damage, you'd know this if you've ever tried to revive someone while your other teammate was kiting the boss but you're probably used to being on the floor in that situation
>>
>>550827084
terr knight
>>
>>550827103
gg
>>
>>550827103
If you have friends to play with yeah
>>
>>550827432
ERG are my only friends...
>>
>>550827432
play with us we're very friendly uwu
>>
File: IMG_2567.jpg (742 KB, 750x1027)
742 KB
742 KB JPG
>>550827084
>solo the chair at level 6
>still get critiqued
Can’t win
>>
>>550826342
you got shrimped
>>
mg dragon
>>
gg ed caligo man i always regret greeding zamor ruins at the end. wylder you carried that dancer fight when we had no healing, but you gave me a heart attack when you used ult on caligo instead of saving for ice crystal gas chamber
>>
>>550827820
>>550827734
ggs
>>
Does Caligo actually have a hitbox on her leap before the crystal because I was RIGHT THERE and didn't get hit
>>
>>550827103
>>550827230
>>550827372
>>550827432
So base game or DLC? Is the DLC much harder or is it noob friendly? I don't want to start up the game and end up getting pulled into DLC content immeidately and ass fucked when I barley understand the mechanics.
>>
>>550827958
im not certain about that, but i can tell its gonna be leap into ice crystal because she wont do ice breath while leaping
>>
>>550827820
>>550827734
>>550827923
ggs
>>
>>550827536
remembrances were actually a better story from the game than I was expecting
>>
>>550827964
It's a little harder but you're not gonna get forced into it
>I don't want to start up the game and end up getting ass fucked when I barley understand the mechanics.
This is gonna happen regardless for your first few runs of the base game
>>
>>550825190
Yeah. Total phoneposter death I'm afraid
>>550825232
Because I'm not a computer
>>550825626
Guessing is what got my post approved at all.
>inb4
Elden Ring.
>>
>>550827964
This game has a steep learning curve and playing with other shitters in random queue will only make you worse and mald more. Its definitely easier to play solo than try carry them. Maybe watch some videos and pirate the game and solo and see if you like the game enough to buy it.
>>
File: G7ZDrTFAAku.png (513 KB, 700x940)
513 KB
513 KB PNG
>>
I truly am not built for double skill up.
>>
>>550828903
mmm nyo
coop game. you can just lose a few rounds while you're learning it's just a videogame and when you're sick of shit teammates you can come shit up the erg queue so it's not the same sweaty trannies forever
game's moment to moment fun only downside is a bit repetitive but entertaining enough to get 100s of hours out of teebeeaych
>>
>>550829448
its a bit of a meme really, at the mercy of rng to get a good skill
>>
red harmonia 1/3, no hollow
>>
>>550829638
nyo
>>
Uhh grem and mellow my controller broke or something so I had to switch to m&kb for that game.
so that's why I might have played a little weird, ggs
>>
File: LVL 15 SCHOLAR.png (632 KB, 522x630)
632 KB
632 KB PNG
>>550829608
GET
A
SKILL
>>
>>550827734
mg?
>>
>>550829889
thats rather impressive actually
>>
>>550829889
oh wow that's bad luck but you did completely fine despite that i didn't even notice anything, gigalibra melted in no time
>>
@mellow
Why did you block so many people? Please explain!
>>
>>550829889
>>550830210
ggs
>>
>>550830276
im curious to see her's blocklist
>>
>>550828628
>phoneposter death
Not really, I'm alive and well, and posting
>>
>>550830574
unfortunately
>>
and more
>>
what happened to slugma
>>
>>550830947
he got deported
>>
>>550830947
the filtered
>>
>>550823957
>They just did solo players so dirty in so many ways with this DLC
Nigger solo is just there as an option. This is a MULTIPLAYER GAME nigga. You can get up to 5 fucking wending graces and not to mention everything has way less damage and stance break resistance.
>>
pepe please stop mogging me on wylder its making me feel really insecure
>>
gg mystery greg
>>
>I was the only one to three bar in that fight

Killing myself, I thought his first hit pancaked me but no it's a two piece...
>>
File: 1711135157506265.png (333 KB, 839x768)
333 KB
333 KB PNG
>>550830167
mediocre game i got mad at the end when the only person with an invader relic pinged an invader poi and i was the only one who went to it
>>550831396
sorry its the only character i play because of the tism
>>
>>550831376
nta but it was a comfy option, DLC ganks are not something I look forward to doing solo
>>
>>550831554
>>550831404
>>550831396
ggs
>>
>>550831404
>>550831510
ggs
>>
>>550831223
>>550831223
>>550831223
>>
>>550820316
okay, i'll do that next time
>>
>>550831376
There’s a solo mode. If they’re gonna put a solo mode in they shouldn’t make it so clearly for coop. That’s fine if it’s a multiplayer game. Then don’t put in a solo mode
>>
>>550831554
I meant to head there immediately but the other Wylder pinged the horse, and we were right next to it, so...
>>
File: file.png (1.26 MB, 957x857)
1.26 MB
1.26 MB PNG
ggs gentlemen
>>
File: Spoiler Image (149 KB, 633x527)
149 KB
149 KB PNG
>>550831554
thats the problem
>>
Delux edition of Neightrein seems cheaper than buying the base game + DLC and the delux edition include some art or something? Any pictures of revenant feet in the art book? Miyazaki is a footfag after all?
>>
File: 1741232966807371.png (865 KB, 1920x1080)
865 KB
865 KB PNG
>>550835753
Kinda?
>>
>>550832040
Stupid faggot we can reach 900 if you just let us
>>
>>550830652
>>550828628
Obsessed tard faggot stay mad while phoneGODS stretch out your tight asshole
>>550823957
Congrats you just figured out why this entire thing has been a busted stinker.
>>
>>550804751
epic diarrhea scented terr(d)jeeta projection post
>>
>>550801960
>>550804445
Shut the fuck up obnoxious faggot freak
>>
>>550810221
welcome to 4chan
>>550811719
>>550812051
that’s correct don’t listen to the insecure brown who replied to you
>>550812097
>juan
Telling
>>
>>550812464
Dick them down and provide much needed stress relief
>>550814143
Terr wishes he could draw like that
>>
>>550817559
>>550817449
>>550816143
Kys terr
>>
>>550814336
>ed liberal
jej
>>550814968
>>550814621
>>550816537
get a life
>>
>>550836545
oh that means what exactly?
>>
>>550830080
he was right and you know it
>>
>>550819928
None of them
>>550820547
>(which it’s not)
Good one retard get the cock out of your ass maybe lmao
>>
>>550823203
>>550823473
Be silent junkoid faggot
>>
>>550827103
Unless it’s like 20 dollars or less (with let down dlc included) do not spend money on this steaming pile of slop it’s already on its way out
>>
>>550832235
you have to understand they needed to milk the extra bucks with misleading marketing.
>>550837798
i think it’s pretty self explanatory, man.
>>
>>550836782
>>550836909
>>550837062
>>550837073
>>550837325
>>550837748
>>550837750
>>550838171
>>550838337
>>550839376
Shut up terrjeeta no one asked now get back in containment before I crush your brown skull
>>
>>550785183
shut up fag
>>
>>550786783
Definitely a BB ripoff but cool still



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.