>OngoingBurger Event - A Note Through the FirmamentUR Lexington Tsu, UR William D. Porter, SSR Cowpens, SSR Cleveland META, SR Pasadena, SR Clarence K. BronsonMaid/bunny skins: new botes + Yorktown Tsu, Birmingham, Hammann IIMaury RetrofitPopularity Poll 12/4/2025 - 2/2/2026Boise META(Cruise Mission) & I-13 casual skin(Cruise Pass)Yorktown METAZ11 and Baltimore ASMR>UpcomingAgir 3D DormMaid/bunny skins:Mecklenburg, Vittorio Cuniberti, Otto Von Alvensleben, Kuybuyshev, Prinz Eugen, KansasBismarck Zwei collab bath skin>ReminderBind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates./alg/ doesn't have its own discord.>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONShttps://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt>ResourcesShip Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.pngEquipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygMFleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73JcFleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFgEN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectlCN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集>Wikihttps://algwiki.moe/https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/>Story summary and Lorehttps://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn>Guild Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaYPrevious: >>550645402
EZ
I don't remember this boat.
Reminder that Cleopatra is dumb as a brick.
>>550778202Hot and retard just how I like my botes
>>550778440>Hot and retardIs this you or your botes?
>>550778202I'll allow it.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2002182163991556223>Branding Witchcraft>Commander – I mean – Imperator! You've been seeing me far too little as of late, which has left me in a very sour mood. I will punish you by inscribing my seal on your body, so that you'll remember me! Um... How do I do this, again?>KMS Mecklenburg is changing into her new L2D+ attire. She will grace your dock in the near future, Commander.
>>550778848both
I don't play your game but I came here because this cow went viral on Twitter.
>>550777695Why Trafalgar if she isn't buffing Lion?
>>550779869Some of us here are tired of cows, but USS Cowpens gets a pass because that was an actual ship name and what else are you going to do with it?
>some of us>usyouand you're a fag so your opinion is worth nothing
who is >us?
>>550779951So how come Cowpens is a cow but Trafalgar isnt?
>>550781105Nominative determinism
>>550779951For the -10% eva debuff
Like half the cast in this is a cow at this point. Cowpens is just being honest about it.
>>550781218Looks like shit
>>550781513Your hands are the color of shit, Mehmed.
>>550780442It sounds like a decent chunk of players feel that way. Not most, but enough that half our threads are about it.Anyway, I don't have a dog in that fight. I just wanted to point out that D3 drops Hellcat HVAR prints, so if anyone needs them, farm away.
>>550779951These are some fucking fat tits.
>>550781513I'll take her then, thanks.
>>550781513>1st placeher game
>>550781218Mmm my luuvly purrrplle fffoxxx wiiiife!
The best size is a little smaller than her head, imo. By all means go bigger every once in a while, but not 80% of the time. Kansas and Eugen look silly in the new skins.
>Not most, but enough that half our threads are about ityeah everyone knows you're 1/3rd to half the posts in the thread singularly crying about it and trying to astroturf the topic
>>550781218Sexsachi
>>550781513Eunuchtroonny...
>X boat is hot as fuck>excuse me eunuch????????
>search for the A/C stage BGM on youtube>find a billion of uploads with AI music about botes and factionswhat the fuckwhat in the fuck is this
>>550782547DamnAre we ever getting another South Dakota skin? Didn't she have to be removed or something from CN
sex with chocoboats
>>550783471Sex with dumb, fake chocoboats
>>550782547I want to smooch South Dakota
>>550783293A lot of it is recycled from previous events like Substellar Crepuscule and Light-Chasing Stars. There's a couple new ones in the mix but I don't know what you're referencing specifically.>find a billion of uploads with AI musicYeah, that's unfortunate in current year. Gone are the days of finding random artists with talent and good shit.>wow this isn't half ba-->and it's an AI comp, coolStick to the known AL music uploaders, they'll probably reupload the tracks over the season.
>>550778884>>550783678I fucking love Didos.
>>550784249This event in particular doesn't seem to have many new tracks but they're all great, namely the build-up BGM from the first half of the stages and the emotional piano BGM from the second half. Looks like nobody uploaded them though.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2002197265407242500>【Preview: Mecklenburg's Live2D Plus skin - Branding Witchcraft】>Welcome to my shop of refreshments, Imperator. I'm glad you answered my call. Now, let this searing pain leave a mark on your memory!
>>550785553branding Mackerel....
>Hey Trafalgar what's your personality?>"I am very boring, there is no joke."Why they do her like that?
>>550786641Big tits isn't a personality.
>>550786641That's like every bote
>>550786641That's a good chunk of boats
>>550785553Why is she sitting like that?
When does Alas update for events?
>>550785553I had forgotten she existed honestly
>Before event: She looks smug and cocky.>After event: Oh she's just following Lion's example to not look weird.
Lore reason why Jade and Manchester look the same? Frankly I'd like to have sex with them both.
>>550785553>Now, let this searing pain leave a mark on your memory!Who asked for this
>>550777227Just Helena META
>>550785553
What's worse?Helena wank or Memphis wank?
>>550787924crawling into Mecks womb
>>550787996Helena wank, duh.
>>550787996At least Helena is useful, Memphis just came out of nowhereAt least give her a tsu
>>550787996Helena is now the most important ship in your dock. She is the key to the Metas, the Sirens, and to the mysterious Aliens. She got a retrofit, and will be getting a Tsu where she is the headliner, making her the leader of the EU navy until Iowa shows up.How can any boat compare to the wankery of this character?
>>550787076pls help
>>550788482But can she beat the Essex-class attack formation?
>>550788701Yeah? The Tsu Essex ships will listen to her, and not Essex, since they have more in common with Tsu Helena then their "sister".
>>550787996Did manjuu even wank the latter, besides making her a prominent secretary of the commander?
>>550789152Memphis Meta.
>>550789253lmao
>>550779951Underrated as hell, fucking love her skin
>>550779951>xe uses botes for gameplay purpose
>>550785553This is so fucking hot my wiener swelled up
I want to mentally break Yuuki Kana
>>550787632Because Manchester's design was intended for HMS Emerald before they weirdly reused it for a different ship. Emerald and Jade are both gemstones.
>>550791064>Emerald and Jade are both gemstones.fuuuuuuuggggg
MIIIINAAAAAA
Test.
>Pasadena is the best girl of the eventHow do the always make purples the best
Sorry ladies, the commander belongs to me.
>>550791420Dockworker?
>>550791601The commander belongs to one human woman who can bear him children, not like those filthy b*tes.
>>550792030Skk is barren from all the milking he endured though
>>550788482Why can't they give her endless skins, I'd rather have her than some of the spammed whores
>ningens trying to pretend they are fertile>none of them have ever produced a chan
>>550792505>some of the spammed whoresSuch as?
Shotakan impregnating botes
Why do half the boats in their love line immediately start talking about how much they think I love them and how we'll be together forever? I USED you. You are a TOOL. Bitch, I didn't give you a ring. Who said I loved you? I want a reverse oath. I want to tell them no and watch them cry.
>>550793389Well it's a chink game
>>550777227DOGSHIT OP
Owari sexo
>>550794390looks
>>550789253Who
>>550794595like
>>550791351>A Cleveland sister is the best girl of the eventLeast surprising news ever in this game.
>>550794390Owari da
>Be Manjuu>Need a Burger DD for the second UR in Lex's event>Have the entire Gearing Class to implement>And a few Sumners with distinguished careers>Could even do Johnston if they wanted a Fletcher>NO WE'RE GONNA GO WITH THE BIGGEST FLETCHER FUCKUP WILLIAM D. PORTER>And her one big /his/ reference will be a skill commemorating that time she accidentally fired a torp at Iowa while the Big Stick was carrying FDRWhy is Manjuu like this?
>Do you not need a nutritional supplement? Or… is it this that you want, Commander?
skk is for human /sci/entists
So this event catapulted EU into the top whore faction right?EUIrisIB/NPSakuraSETulipaRNDE
so we can all agree that Lion's Taihou'sevent was the best of 2025?
>>550796404How does a game where all the women flatter only you, dress up only for you, and want to fuck only you have whores?
>>550796603No.
>>550796660They need to pretend to be a little hard to get at first.
>>550796404The top /ss/ faction
Do American women love showing off their feet so much? I thought they wore shoes 24/7
>>550797152More like Chinese people enjoy imagining american women's feet
>>550795871Yes.>>550796660It doesn't. Anon is a faggot and a parasocial tertiary.
>>550796660being a whore is a state of mind
>>550798386I only oath 100+ botes and fuck everything that walks on two legs in my port. I'm not a whore.
>>550795871Cowfags are into this kind of thing, huh
>>550796821
Botes are bitches
Thats my whore, it was made for me
I hope skk gets pregnant with my children
Based CN commenter
Wife.
Where is my willy?
(You) now remember this bote.
>>550801375Have you tried checking between your legs?
>>550801456Just a torpedo there
>>550801246Any foot skin is an instant-skip
>>550801718I'm afraid you have a terminal case of boteification
Who is getting the skin with effort put into it this time around?
>>550801246>0 like commentkwab
>>550802041Elf mama likely
this game ruins my life i'm fapping nonstop
>>550802505it used to for me until the skins started copying nikke's animation style
>>550802101That cap was taken a few minutes after the skin was posted, so there probably wouldn't be any likes on it.
>>550802041Golden lewd, Kansas, Eugen, Otto
>>550804042>Kansasskin looks like shit
>>550801375Little Willy, Willy won't go home?Willy won't go?
>>550804068incorrect.
>>550802505same desu
>>550804274skin is animated like it's from nikke, im good
>>550802505me too, I started fapping to Bois...
Help I can't stop jerking off to Yorktown
>>550804517Just don't.What are you?, stupid?
I saw the list of censored names used for the German botes on the CN server, and they are of real Bobson Dugnutt and Sleve McDichael quality.
>>550804517That was me yesterday, even ended up getting drunk so I was just jacking it fully naked in my roomGood skin 10/10
Proportionally, Otto has to have one of the biggest asses relative to body size in the game right? Those are some impressive cheeks.
I saw SKK just casually fucking a maid against the wall in the hall again. Sisters I sometimes think that we turned him into too big of a sex addict.
>>550804946*brap*
>Some people are complaining about Cowpens's baby bottle and collarBut I thought people wanted mommy characters?Now she TOO mommy for you?
>>550805015we need to exterminate the elves and burn them at the stake for introducing SKK to sex
>>550805092It's just the way things go.They pander to one crowd, the other complains.They pander to the other crowd, another complains.
>>550805092I want a mommy in latex, with a whip, stepping on me, calling me names.Not this cow who babysits me.
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2002262690262364402>Kuybyshev Rainy Blue >"Welcome back, Commander. Today as well, let the humble Kuybyshev wash away your fatigue for you"
>>550805092I prefer mommy botes that act more like FDG or Chang Feng, since they don't treat you like an infant.
>>550805272I, however, want this cow to babysit me.
>>550805293
You suck her tits, she puts you in diapers.Fair's fair.
>>550805103nice scapegoat but we all know it was EugenSKK even admitted it to lady Belfast when she told him it's time for his initiation and was surprised to learn he wasn't a virgin
If you need me, I will be playing Otto's ass cheeks like a pair of bongos.
Grown man: Mommy!>*Pulls out baby bottle*>Grown man: Woah calm down, let's not get crazy here.....
Rare
Sex with Mecklenburg?
>>550806018yes, starting with oral sex and licking her thoroughly from her toes all the way up to pussy and not stopping until she's had at least three orgasms from having her pussy eaten
>>550806075why couldn't she wait until skk actually grow up? she just had to pop his shota cherry didn't she
>>550805092I just want a milf looking bote (like Kazan) who'll say in a soothing voice I'm a good boy and tell me to give her every single dropI don't wanna be collared like a dog wtf that's femdom shit, isn't that the opposite?
For a bote that looks like a demon and is dressed like a dominatrix, Meck is surprisingly cute and innocent.It's very cute. I like it.
>>550805693>>550805505lemonburger
>>550806291Baby collars/leashes are a thing.
botes are better when they're more cute than sexy
>>550807665>when skk hasn't groped you the entire day
>>550806957And some guys want mommy characters who will do things like>Give them big hugs>Comfort them when they're down>Cook them nice meals>Tuck them in at night>Kiss their boo-boos and make them betterWithout getting into things involving diapers, baby bottles, and infantilizing them.
>>550807893Sorry Niimi, I've been using Otto for that lately.
So if Willy can be all happy and upbeat despite her unlucky history and various indicients, why are Helena, Yorktown, Royal Oak, Bolzano, and Elbing all depressed and shit when you meet them?
>>550808247Smug brats are built different.
>>550807665grope Niimi
are the summons really worth it?
>>550807084my beloved milky witchwitch milkfor me
>>550806661True, I'm glad that it's just her larping
>kicked my bote wife in the stomach>she didn't like itWtf?
>>550807925>this was a wife>this is considered a mommy fetish nowSo fucking be it
>>550809297She's pretending
>>550809335tucking in at night or kissing boo-boos never was a wife thing.
>>550808720Yes
>>550809743why is your backline dealing so much more damage? Does Momo buff them?
>>550809930ok, read her skills, I trained the wrong bote for the job
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2002292889208906123>Gishan: Milk and Kiss >"Dear customer, it's about time to wake up... Don't suddenly open your eyelids, okay? Let me gently brush away the last traces of sleepiness with my 'magic.'"
>>550811350
>>550811350Wtf I don't even remember seeing this skin on the stream, guess I'm already old and demented
>>550811350What the fuck Guichen is getting a new skin? Never thought I'd see the day.
>>550811350do french really eat egg pudding, dont they have puree and more tasty desserts
>>550808247she's too stupid to understand
Finally got this slut.
>>550812693I haven't yet. Elusive Elites strike again.
>>550808720Try reducing your fleet tech to slow Soyuz down. And Kursk is barely worth it because she's so squishy. A couple of the collab girls seem to do the summons thing without Kursk's weaknesses.
Toot
>>550813519Kursk survives but she contibutes like nothing besides the summons.
>>550813867
These 2 better get 5 djs together minimum next year or i'm going to melty.
>>550784249What known AL music uploaders are left anyway? I recall hmsenjoyer uploading it on jewtube, but he hasnt uploaded a thing since Lion's event.
>>5508139382 and a section in a batsu book, take it or leave it.
>>550813923>not a single VIit's over
Super Rare
https://x.com/SundaySiesta95/status/2002303995008676326
>equip Cowpens skin>touch her breasts>she swallows your cumDidn't see that one coming
>>550815825erotic
>>550814659Hatsucutie my beloved
>>550815825
if botes love me so much then why aren't they real?
>>550813413Discount Veneto my beloved
>>550819716I am going to forget to remember the safe word
>>550819716pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicosomethinglikethat
>>550809535>his wife isnt kissing his boo-boos or tucking him in with her at nightimagine living in a world like thisid probably kill myself desu
>>550822197Catsex
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2002336929946223057Why her?
>>550825227Witch wife, best wife!
>>550825227Witch rapist, remember that in the oath line she freezes you and put the ring on your finger
My bote wifi eating my turd...
XmasE
>>550823602I want to lick that exposed tummy all the way up going right between those neatly spread booba
https://x.com/lowlow808/status/2002006831397585124
damage control /alg/?50 rolls, 3 cowpens, 1 lexsex, 1 pasadenaclevemeta drop at 20klucky bag - cowpens skinprem gift packbought lexsex, UR cunny and pasadena skinsring pack for pasadena and asamaand this was only week 1, fuck
>>550826780Cowpens 3Pasadena 5Cleveland META 1Still no Lex
>>550825227Cowpens tits won't fit the page
https://x.com/CheeNoSuke_2020/status/2002333063238545847
https://x.com/Krla964eY0/status/2002339445937246231
>>550827063just 2 more and you're done.
Bote with the thickest girth
>>550827804tempestas
>>550795647Please respond
>You know, I see it and feel it~>The age difference in our love~>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~>Hey, wait up, please~>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~>The distance between us in our love~>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~>Becoming a love that burns silently~Belfast is still better edition.
>>550826554Blucher :D
Yumi a cutie~
I know I can vote for girls in the popularity poll, bu how do I vote for manjuu? How can I repay the yellow manjuus for their work?
>>550829546>Belfast is still better edition.nah
>>550830256You missed your chance to vote eskimo
Sloptown my beloved
I still think we should get a dual form date skin for a christmas event>Dynamic side is a simple date with normal clothes>L2D is at the love hotel with all the implied sex animationsThat should make everybody happy
>>550831996
>>550831996>That should make everybody happyMost people like how it is now. You're asking for a concession no one has to give you.
>pleaded skirtOkay I'm sold on her now
>default chibi is cuter on the UR cunny than the skin onewhy do they keep doing this?
Breddy good
Manjuu = Mumu
>>550781513you got xhey/xhem seacucks king
Gib missiles
stockings
>>550832829Nice
A big bird, a floofy fox and an italian airhead walk into a bar...
>>550833606>Patching your software for dead games???
>>550834124Why is she unpopular?
>>550834672Tell them to call YT2 and Kanas.
>>550834727She's just whatever.
>>550834727Why wouldn't she?
based on previews, which skin is more sexo, the fatass elf or kanan-sama?
>>550834672and they order a single SKK with full service and everything that's in his menu
>>550834978Golden Lion is always at this level of nakeness. She is more of an exhibitionist than a sexy elf who undress for (you).
>>550835169Weird headcanon
>>550835303Her base art shows tons of skin already.
>>550835345So? She only shows that to skk
reminder: we face off against /@/ in the Round of 16 LATER TODAY in VGL25!get HYP
>>550835403She shows it to everyone? It's her base art.
>>550834978Fat elf will probably be insane. I'm expecting the most lewd L2D to date
I don't like fat. I like slender and slim, maybe toned.
>>550835517Er no the only other people that see her dressed like that are botes who are attached to skk by the cock and is thus an extension of himself so...
noticed how we didn't get a single l2d in the 2nd batch? i hate how they're jewing on us with 60 gems per each skin for "another pose" while old skins had the same quality
>>550835739GL is a futa.
>>550835827Weird headcanon
>>550794390Looks like shit
>>550835740I thought that too at first but after going through the old L2Ds, I realized that it's not the case.Every other pose in the previous years was just moving the base art/assets around, while this time the L2D+ have a different illustration for the extra pov.
>>550835740I'll be honest, the another pose thing is very hit and miss. And most of the time it's pretty shit. I even feel NJ RQ was kinda meh
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2002378455631978799>Bathed in Brightness and Spirit>This necklace's glimmer and texture in the steam is truly splendid... Oh, Commander. Would you care to come in and share in this scene you've gifted me?
>>550833606what's that?
how much of lovey-dovey sweetheart is Ägir going to be in her dorm?
>>5508385620she hates you
>>550839480lies, she loves me
>>550839480>>550839587now french kiss
>>550838562She'll still be tsundere about it, thinking she's in charge
>>550839859I wish she took the initiative, pinned me down and acted like she's in charge desu
>Total Helena victory endingAIEEEEEE
>house music mentionedOH MY GOD I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUM
>>550841195best girl of the eventplus her skin covers ALL the home screencute as fuck too
>>550841045how good is helena at sex? if she knows everything about me does that imply she knows best what turns me on and how to get me off?
>>550841195she looks like shit
1 Day after Event Release, what do we think of the skins and botes released?
>>550841195I really wonder if she always supposed to be a Cleveland class ship. I know designs are not consistent these days when it comes to sister ships, but Pas really looks a lot like Fargo, and I wonder if she was supposed to be a Fargo class ship.
>>550841195>one (1) crosshair eye
>>550841195>house music mentionedwhere?
Cleveland is still best Cleveland
>>550842280In one of her idle lines
>>550841950I came
I just nutted in Hipper and she started building a gundam figure
>>550844564You will never be able to truly satisfy her in the ways that only mono-eye perfection can.
I need Champagne to give birth to my babies
>>550845256drinking alcohol is bad during pregnancy
>>550844564desu I wish I had cute autistic gf like that
Wtf that's the metal cylinder that squashes cars and chinks into a pulp and she's casually lifting it like nothing? How strong are botes?
>>550845856Manjuu doesn't even know themselves."Canonically" in the lore, they are supposed to be only as strong as regular humans, and only become superhuman monsters with the riggings.Stuff like this contradicts that claim.
>>550845856So that's the power of a 200 affection bote...
>>550844493YOu came, you saw, you impregnated botes?
>>550845856Imagine her trying to give you a gentle handjob and languidly crushing your dick into a pulp with a million pounds of force
I can't believe people are voting Oumi (Temu Atago, without any of the personality of the original) over Blücher.I can understand some characters being popular even if I'm not a fan, but some choices are baffling.
>>550845856No wonder she's doing so well on the chinese popularity poll...
Ooooooooooooooh BISMARCK BATH WATER!https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2002393565088117212
>>550847090Sex sells, especially to frusturated asians who can't get any. Blucher is cute but she isn't in your face about how much she wants to fuck you and slobber on your cock.
>>550788482>>550787996I haven't been here in awhile. What's a Tsu?
>>550842004100%They barely give a shit anymore.The noisy majority wants blow-up dolls so that's all we'll get, and fuck continuity or coherency since we nerds are not numerous enough.
>>550847665>>550842004I mean even when it started I remembered many threads making fun of nerds and everyone just saying go to Kancolle if you want Nerd shit.
>>550847647But why not vote Atago, in that case? Or are these votes just from tourists that hopped during the last JP event?Also not a fan of her tails changing materials in that skin. Looks as stupid as LOL skins where characters change faces, color skins or races depending on the skin used.
>>550847090Example A of why Oumi is in the lead.
>>550794390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjTugPleGow
>>550847931Literally this >>550848026Sex sells and she has a PHAT ASS
>>550848121Would you a Sheep?
>>550848026Yet pic related is leagues hotter.Those tights, Jesus Christ. And her lines are way better too.Must be a horny tourists not knowing the early cast thing.
>>550848692Not a tourist, but Atago has this skin.
>>550777227>>550777227I just read>UpcomingAgir 3D Porn
>>550847931Is Atago even in the same bracket? Why are you whining anyways? Blucher is getting most, if not all the IB votes do to the lack of competition on that front.
>>550829546>Belfast is still better edition
>>550849273Yes we get to experience having sex in the dorm the first time with Agir and how Agir chan became to be.
I like how they made Mecklenburg's tummy soft without going overboard. The mons pubis is nice too.
>>550848361I'd definitely fuck this one.
>>550849601She needs a thick sweaty bush though
>>550847090Atago is hot.
>>550849427Why does she have an xperia
>>550848692I prefer Oumi.>Horny like Atago>Enjoy how she flirts with me without making up some BS about being my big sister>Would like to hear about poetry and art from her>Her alcoholism amuses me>Didn't have Kishityo draw most of her CGs
>>550777227why is yorktown's skin so expensive when it isn't even L2D?
>>550850187Why don't you
>>550849675No she doesn't. That's not generally what women would have if they wear a bikini or thong-type bottom.
>I prefer nobody forgotten knockoff Oumi to fucking Atago
>>550850384Because I'm poor and still don't want to lose the headphone jack and physical buttons on my 9 year old Galaxy S7
Does Kashino have a bush Y/N?
>>550848692stockings erotic
So many uncs in this thread, Atago is old news. This is a FOTM big titty slop game now, sorry
>>550847931>Or are these votes just from tourists that hopped during the last JP event?Possibly, recency bias is a thing
>>550850374It's a dual formIt's 2 skins in 1, with a L2D side and a dynamic side
>>550850374It's like her skin.
>>550846673That's undoubtedly right
>>550850495She's a bote not a woman
>>550851742If woman shape, why can she be classified as a bote?
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2002408654482342324>Rainy Day Blues>Commander... You smell like rain. Let me warm you. The bandage? It's a part of the service. Take a guess as to how it's used... Heehee.
When talking with a friend about women, he commented on one saying that "her ass is (as wide as) an aircraft carrier" and I started to laugh like a madman thanks to this game.
Blucher's falling behind D:
>>550852484Nobody cares about her.
is there a way to stop being horny other than chopping off balls?
Belfast love
>>550852484Top 15 is what everyone is aiming for. Being any higher doesn't matter, since there is no prize for it.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2002393565088117212>【Preview: Bismarck Zwei's Dynamic skin - Bathed in Brightness and Spirit】>Yes... The water is the perfect temperature. It washes away filth and fatigue alike.
>>550852715>unconditional love, hugs, kisses, nice tits, thick thighs, and a cute smile still isn't enough for the playerbaseWHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
>>550852715I do
>>550852715I care about Blucher.
>>550853026Bismarck would never refer to my cum as filth
>>550853026Bismarck Chan soon...
>>550852715Of course you have garbage taste.
>>550853026It's a dynamic, they're ramping up the value on these merch skins (merch is optional)
>>550853023Top 5 is going directly to the final stage, the repechage is another poll and the least bad result of the group stage
>tfw can't do shit to yorkmetown because I only have 3 la9s and 1 mecklegunPR gear grind sucks so bad bros
>>550854293Use the Raffagun and the skypirate+beacon in the place of the 4th la9 (you're getting it in February when you'll most likely be done with Yorktown META)
>>550854460How does the rainbow pasta gun compare to the mecklegun against medium anyway? The 160% modifier looks great but it's slower and only has a 110% modifier instead of 125%
why didnt we get a mini game this event
>>550853093>>550853143>>550853652>>550853907See Musashi
>>550854640It's better, for this fight you want to set up Soyuz' RLD FT to 0 so the meck gun being faster doesn't matter and you can't 4salvo with her anyway.
>>550855019Well I forgot to mention that I can't +13 the raffagun anyway. Gold plate grind sucks so bad too bros
>>550837161>towel in the bathtubWhy?
>>550856029AL isn't r18
>>550854640>>550855341Raffaello gun has so high damage against medium armor that at +10 it's still better than Mecklenburg gun at +13Also reload speed is technically irrelevant if you have enough fleet tech to squeeze in 4 salvos with the Raffaello gun
>>550848121Looks like shit
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2002438852661649850>On the Habits of Cats>To study an animal's habits, you must first learn and imitate... B-basically, what I'm doing is imitating how cats do things! Don't read into this!
>>550852715I fucking do.>>550849376It's not an IB thing, mouthbreather. Blücher has personality and is endearing, when Oumi barely exists as her own character. I'm not "whining", I'm genuinely surprised.
>>550846385>only become superhuman monsters with the riggings.tbf there is a lot of riggings in the poll right now.
>>550856786sex
>>550846385It was NEVER canon.Shipgirls do weird shit even without riggings.
I only rolled for the elite, lex stinks
>>550858039I believe the whole regular human woman=no rigging, superhuman monster=rigging, comes from a data book published by Manjuu themselves.
decorating Christmas tree with Ägir! decorating Ägir's horns with christmas lights!
>>550846385>Canonicallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZKwT3S_XCEWithout riggings btw.
>>550858654>non canon animation
>>550858654My beautiful and awesome maidwife
>>550858496>published by Manjuu themselvesYou believe that with how inconsistent they are?Also even they probably thought that was stupid because what's stopping the enemies from just blowing the base up when the shipgirls are vulnerable?
>no Soyuz>only one La-9Am I just fucked for one shot potential? I can get her to like 39 bars.
The whole riggings thing just sounded like it came from an insecure human dildo.
>>550859057The rigging is summoned by them, they don't need to go to a launching bay to attach them.AL ship girls are very much magical girls, not mecha girls. So them being just human women without the gear follows the same idea.Of course, we have literal robots now, and who knows if they have human women level strength, so I guess Manjuu as to start rethinking their own lore here.
>>550856786Wow, it's fucking nothing. Merry Christmas to loli haters.
WE PLAY AGAINST /@/ RIGHT NOW GET IN GET IN GET INhttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>550835415we are up NOW against /@/ in VGL 25!!get IN and get HYPhttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>550858654>Also without riggings
>>550860171The ghost of the 765 collab has come back
I'd say that it depends mostly on the boatSome are just super strong even without riggings
who is >we
Looks like winning this match will result in /alg/ beating its previous best record
>>550860580(Me)
Red NJ
wtf are those 2019 names
>>550860854we haven't had any good new content since 2019
>>550860854you can always suggest new names/players
>>550859580Manjuu just writes whatever and I think we would better off without a story.
>>550860431Technically, that both helps, and contradicts the claim about rigging. Yeah, Carolina kicking a speeding golf cart into a ditch is impressive, but Elizabeth should not be afraid of the golf cart, since she would be as strong as a battleship.
>>550860894who is >we>>550860903nah this place deserves to get nuked as long as the nigger is alive
>>550860953I mean Elizabeth is also a snobby monke who doesn't like to get dirty.
>>550860854The golden age AL memes
HONEYYYYYY
>>550860936That's true. Well most ignore the story to being with. A few nerds pretend to care.
>>550860431NC my beloved
>>550856786I have a feeling there were better, riskier poses for this skin's concept art but they purposefully picked the tamest one. A shame, because I really want to fuck Cuniberti senseless.
>>5508608542025 memes would just be 23 sex positions
>>550858654People don't know that Roon knocking on your door and telling you to let her in is just her being nice.
>>550861684loon
>>550861542I'd be fine with /sex/ actually
oh right i totally forgot about the colalb
Essex the Sky DragonEssex the TormentorThe Winged Dragon of Essex
>>550862072There's /essex/ in DBCBut unironically a "I can't believe this is not sex!" for how L2Ds are now would fit the team.
>>550861542There's already an all essex team actually.
>>550858654>Frequently wrestles with her bear without riggings>Also just having a bear as a pet in general
>>550862394>DBCI should seek help, I read it as that other one
>>550861542>>550862072you're not gonna believe this
>>550862581That's just her being russian!
>>550862589>>550862420I know but I meant actual sex position, not essex in all positions
BISCUIT
GET IN THE BATH WITH ME BISMARCK
>People be like "I want a mommy!" but then they are like "Nooooooo don't feed me with a bottle!"
>>550862598Eh!?!
>>550863472not me, I want the bottlegoo goo ga ga
Stupid.
>>550863472I dont want a mommy, I want a gentle and soft wife.
Pink cunt...
It's Over...
E my beloved
OWARI DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE'RE SO BACK
>>550863894NEVER DOUBT ENTERPRISE
Not over yet
>>550864037EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>550863835Yes?
>>550864153Mean bote getting us a penalty, pretty sure it's not the first time eitherNeeds correction
>>550864153Violent autist.
WE'RE GOING TO OUR FIRST EVER FINAL DAYTHIS GETS US A STARTER SPOT ON /vg/ AS WELL!!!!!
Which botes broke your heart?
Headpatting Hani for saving the team from dying multiple times this league
Why did you hide this from us Shrop?https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12/20/medieval-manuscript-discovered-shropshire-school/
>>550865178
>>550865178fantastic rear
>>550861347Then just force them to care
Bros, I think I'm starting to fall for Mecklenburg. She seems really cute in her skin.
>>550866448Can she crush heads between her thighs?
>>550865141All of them...
alright, which Fox will go through to the final day? does Akagi stay on the pitch or does someone else fluff in instead?
>>550866448Read her lines now
>>550852484How many advance from each group to the finals?
>>550866516What was your revenge against them?
Anons, what Mecklenburg are you today?
>>550867159Column 3 Row 4
>>550867159Bottom Middle.
>>550867019No revenge; In times of hardship one must control their inner self and look towards the distant future instead of the immediate present
>Mecklenburg almost naked>Bismarck too>Otto and her huge ass>Agir looking sexy in the 3D dorm>Prinz Eugen drunk, horny, and sexy in her L2DAre they trying to make me into a Krautfag after all this time? It might be working.Could have used an Elbing skin, since she is one of the few Krauts I like.
>>550866448This skin MUST have a feetjob animation or else....
>>550867545The exact moment when my gigantic penis slides into her wet tight pussy
How do we fix Z11?
>>550869295No that's up and right from the bottom middle. The bottom Middle is when you are all the way in, and she's like hmph and then you start pounding to get the last the facial reaction.
https://exhentai.org/g/3693725/2928a02a06/A roon book from last year got scanned
Post botes only you've oathed, the whoest of the whos.
>>550869660Give her a Chan.
>>550869660There's nothing to fix, she's one of the bestest girls that came out lately.But if course, only as a purple one.
Best way to get Otto naked?
>>550870421Ask her to get naked.
>>550869840I'm pretty sure I'm the only person that has married Mogami.
>>550795647Her skill 3 has another /his/ reference.
I missed the divegrass game. I saw we won 2-1. When does the vod go up?
>>550871395After the match day ends, so like five or six hours from now.
>>550871395should be up later today
>>550869840Literal who? No.Rarest of oaths however....
>>550872150I scrap this one and her sister on sight
>>550872150Behold, her sister who is even rarer.
we play again TOMORROW FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN FINAL DAY against /tf2g/ in the Quarter Finals.this is >our best run to date, 3 more wins and we WIN the entire thingGET. HYP.
>>550873594Essex will make 3 goals, mark my words.
>>550869840Can't oath botes you don't have.
>>550873594How many hours from now? I need numbers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7L-0rDViIIWhat did I say!
>>550874880She got corrected
>>550874431in around 21 hours
>>550874880>Literally a day laterEverytime.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2002469054322229398>Bedside Bunny>Bunny Dmitri's here to make all your dreams come true!
>>550874880>damn the USS Kazagumo is actually good? Who would have thought?
>>550876392Breeding the Hamm
God I love bote tits
>>550876757IS!THAT!A BABY BOTTLE!!!!!!!!AIEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!
>>550875569cute
Damn Cowpens is op
>>550877875How does she compare to other healer botes?
>>550876057Imagine if the USN had kept Prinz Eugen, Nagato, Sakawa, and Hanazuki in active service after the war. WE could have had USS Prinz Eugen and the others!I think there was serious discussion about it with Eugen, but Nagato was barely functional by then.
For what?
>>550878168I started fresh btw, I have unicornBut she also heals lowest vanguard so at lvl 30 she can keep up w lvl 60 boats and outdps my whole fleetand she has a nice torpedo bomber pattern on all launches
>>550878480She's a sweaty sloppy bitch
>>550878295Maybe we'll get Elbing's sister Pillau as the Regia Marina's Bari. She was a war prize for Italy after WWI and saw service in WWII.
>>550878603Wow she's getting a lot of art. All it takes is a good artist with a unique design and a bote can immediately become iconic.
I hope we get a nude or two out of this year's poll like last time.
>>550878953Gyaru sex
>>550833606Wow it actually runs a lot faster and smoother now.
>>550833606mumu player?
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2002499249703968771>The Clumsy Maid is in a Bind!>Urgh... I can't get them off... Huh?! C-Commander?! When did you get here?! This just, um... It just kind of happened! Help me get loose!
>>550878548
>>550881795Is this the skin with the most exposed ass so far?
>>550882895Zeven provician had full no panties ass
Imagine getting Isekaied when struck by this.
>>550883583The perfect world...
>>550878168Her closest comparison is Fighter!Aquila, considering how both heals target the most damaged ships from front and backline.I think that Fighter!Aquila has a bit better heal (because of the shield) and AA while Cowpens has more damage overall.
>Come on in Shikikan, it's safe.
>>550884328I reat that as 9th anniversary, which is actually getting close now
>>550884881Imagine the three some with Navi, TB, and Scav.
I love a bountiful chest as much as the next man but there's something off about Cowpens design
>>550885373Too on the nose?
>>550885373Looks like AIslop
Yukikaze retrofit soon, I feel it in my nanoda
>>550885526nta but yeah, especially since her first skin was a cowkini so having it in her default makes it feel even more pointless, would have prefered something more like Indys outfit
>>550884520Surely we will get a 2hu collab next year
>>550881795I wasn't expecting Otto to have such a huge ass.
>>550886475I think Cowpens is going to end up like Kashino, where her default just doesnt exist in the fandom. Even if it was good, she is now cemented as the biggest titty cow, which the skin highlights more.I really don't care about xitter likes, but being the first skin to break 51k probably indicates that Cowpens entire existence is going to be milk jokes because that is what the audience wants.
>>550854460>you're getting it in Februarywhat are we getting in february?
"As a cow I find Cowpens incredibly racist, we do not talk about our milk like that 24/7."
>>550886913>that Cowpens entire existence is going to be milk jokesI mean almost all of her quotes is about milk or nutrients in some way.Fans don't need to do anything, creators already did it themselves.
>>550886913It's not like they didn't expect it, they have been teasing her as such from the start and all her lines are some variation of her talking about milk, making you eat well or touching you inappropriately.So if anything this is what they were aiming at, though I'm not sure they were expecting her to blow up that much.>>550887085They update the core shop for the Lunar New Year event, and the next thing to be added is a copy of the La-9.
>>550886102Ok Kashino
>>550887424why would a PR7 UR plane be added to core shop instead of gear lab and wouldn't next update be too early anyway? I'm personally expecting plymouth gun in lab and vanguard fire control in shop. do you have proofs for such info?
>Cowpens as a momhttps://files.catbox.moe/lywkuw.webp
>>550888371I got the names mixed up, I meant PROTOTYPE shop and not CORE shop.Anyway here's what they did earlier in the year if you forgot that for the LNY event they added the PR6 UR gun and PR7 SSR gear to the Proto shopIf you bother to go to the timeline from the previous years you'll see that they did it for the previous season gear the year before and so on.SoLNY 2026>La-9 in proto shopSome weeks later>Gear Lab update with Plymouth gun in the gear labIf you forgot, earlier in the year Manjuu had to unironically apologize because they were taking too fucking long to update the gear lab in winter (around February)
The Eternal Wife.
>>550889272>PROTOTYPEthat makes sense and Imma get one, thanks>PR7 SSR gearew overpriced bps>If you forgotI really did, especially the apology part. this year was my first lunar update so hopefully Imma get more experience with (messy) updates.
>>550886913Twitter likes don't always equal popularity, but something that gets passed around Twitter as much as that cowkini teaser is probably good for exposure.
I think I might take the Ottopill. Her ass looks delicious.
>>550891375Mimo does a good job of making plump body parts look the part (not applicable to Janus).Otto is a good girl. Very gropeable, and leaves herself a lot of openings for it.
>>550891375Very slappable ass
How does this make you feel?
>>550893081love clarence
>>550847658Type II rigging, like Lexington II. "Tsu" is what how it gets transliterated into Japanese. Basically used to revive dead ships. It transfers their soul into a new body, so it's the same character; the original and Type II can share skins. Usually it's used for ships that sunk and then their name was given to a new ship of a different class. Bismarck Zwei is a type II without that being the case, though.
>>550893081Indifferent.
Sick Fox
>>550891375if this is L2D+ I'll buy it
>>550881795>good skin>dynamicmanjew is so dumb, they keep making the good skins dynamic garbage
Nobody claimed her, so her tits are mine now.
>>550864153how about this?
>>550895318Pink cunt.
>>550894792Any reason why you can't use skins you own on the OG with the new one? Even though it should work like Tsu ships.
>>550895183Kansas?
>>550896275Completely different ship type? I dunno.
>>550895183Cowpens?
>>550893081Horny...
>Kearsarge>Fargo>Clarence>Alsace>NakhimovAm I forgetting any other robutt?
>>550896651Actually not a bad guess, I haven't seen anyone oath her.>>550896975Correct!
>>550898212Gascogne and Champagne (not sure on the latter)>ClarenceShe's a robutt too? I thought she was just autistic.
I wish I had a real wife.
>>550898736Champagne is more of a creepy doll/puppet than a robutt. Clarence talks like a robutt, and goes on and on about maintaining and testing machinery.
>>550898736>Gascogne and ChampagneHow could I forget them.
>>550899184even manjuu forgot them
>>550899184They are kinda shitty tbf
Name a bote you forgot
>>550899539Gascogne got a new skin last UR event
>>550899539>PAWGpagne>shitty
>>550899631and it's already forgotten
>>550899717I liked it
>>550899623Bunker Hill, because being a proper Essex means you are going to constantly be pushed back as more fake Essexs come and steal the spotlight.
The post is a subtle joke, because you if you forgot a bote you couldn't name her.
>>550900438I dont get it
>>550900989The punchline is that ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Marry retard botes
Marry Musashi
Marry Christmas
>>550901476This retarded hebe holstein drives me bonkers.
Merry Sexmas shikikans
>>550901476Sorry, I already married Anchorage so my retard quota is full
>>550903442As long as you take care of her
>>550898212Not even close.AL robot botes:>Alsace>Gascogne>Fargo>Kansas>KearsargeNot robots:>ClarenceJust a gearhead/techie>NakhimovEngineer who larps as a cat>ChampagneFlesh and blood, but her rigging makes her look like a puppet
>>550901476holy fucking shortstack
>>550904393I feel its just before it starts getting too big, pretty damn nice ones.
>>550904342Kys
Sex with Agir?
>>550905108Always
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2002559651557089558>【Preview: Guichen's Dynamic skin - Milk and Kisses】>You were sleeping so comfortably, Commander. Did you have sweet dreams? Good... Now, make your day sweeter with breakfast in bed!
>>550906010I might finally have to oath her
Holy cow.
>>550904058Oh you know I take care of herI give her lots of headpats and cuddles and semen.
Merry Sexmas Shikikan!
>>550906010The skin is sexy, but it's a step down in quality from her first one.
>>550908115It's still on 21rd on my place
Birmingham has a new artist.https://x.com/hidulme/status/2002308044139663869
