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Teio!
Post hons
alright bwos we survived, i just want us to reminiscence about the dangers of posting too many pics
>>550781731
did the thread fuckers from the end of the thread settle their differences? which one won
Digitan LOVE
I attached Creek to this image of my terrible sparks to make you look at them.
>>550781840I can't take this seriously because Taiki's "nouuuuu" is just funny
>>550781840
Brian LOVE
>>550781731GLORY TO CHESTNUT
>>550781814Doto a cute>>550781926So is top roado
>>550781926who makes these and where can i download it packaged with the soundunrelated this captcha is kino
>>550781880That's not that badI've been pelted with 1* and 2* blues this entire week with horrible white sparks to boot
>>550781880witnessed
no fucking way I jobbed to >The Apex
>>550781731.
Guess I dont have to spend the selector or crystal for full mlb
>>550782124youre gonna attract THAT anon, anon...
>>550781868
>>550781967>this kills the chud
>>550782023I make them, I do not make all the sound posts here tho
>>550782124Post it, horsefuckerYou wont
>>550782085I've been jobbing to the 4th team all week. They must have reseeded how strong the non turf queen variants are.
>>550781731He's kind of handsome
>>550781678Lewdolf!
>>550781731h
STOP BURNING THROUGH IMAGES SO FAST WE'RE GOING TO RUN OUT BY 400 POSTS BY THIS RATE
afternoon genuine beastiality enjoyersalso wtf is up with the latest captcha test?
>>550781731The dark one must be stopped
>>550782326what happens if we run out of images at 400 posts?
Can we just go one thread without anons lusting over real life mares?!
>>550782326Burn through images?Okay!
>>550782326nyo
queen slaying
>>550782334hes so fucking cool bwos...
>>550782326why is there even an image limit anyway
Is every thread just going to be horsefucking from now on?
yes
>>550782504Probably until after Scorpio.
Is the Poinsettia plant also called "Christmas star" in your country?
>>550782326
I like the concept of adult Teio is physically just blue eyed Rudolf
>>550782327they're way faster, I like them
>>550782223could you please upload somewhere with the sound in one file oniggai shimasu
>>550782504idk, maybe?
>>550782504only fuck the in game horses!
>>550782559Never heard that name for itAlways just called it poinsettia
>>550782504It should be
>>550781678>>550782305
>>550782334>Vodka died from trying to do the same thing except with a concrete wall
>>550782728They look pretty much the same. If you smear some white paint on Rudolf's nose
danchou im feeling quite sick today i dont think i can do my runs
>>550781880I am only looking at Creek
I made an alt just for kitazan reroll. Got her 3LB already and decided to make one pure trainee roll to populate.
I have something to confessI haven't read a single one of the main, side, event, or bond storiesOnly just career mode story
having mlb pitasan makes training so much easier. the subhumans who had kitapits but still made bad horsies should die and become glue
>>550782326I don't take orders from >Teio
>>550782849'kay. You'll get a half day's off
>>550782849You'll need a doctor's note if you want the day off.
>>550782936>yuri spamming tranny cuck is a brown fireshart useradds up
>>550782871I see... I'll let Creek know you're not interested in her genes...
>>550782326wuhs an ih muj?
>>550782124is it like cats that rubs their bottom when in heat?
>>550782824handsome lineage
what the fuck is up with all the [Deleted]?
>>550781731Motorboting them invisible mare titties
>>550781923my based boisterous american wife would SNAP that ningen bitch like a twig
>>550782715Yeah, they're called Christmas stars here and are sold fairly cheaply in the pre-christmas time from november to january here.I got one this year and killed it by watering it too much thinking a subtropical plant likes to have more water
>>550783051People were just deleted the files in their posts so that they could have the last imageStandard faggotry
every morning after umarriage
>>550782326Posting an image of my wife eating, and her friendsNo contribution
>>550783121Cute!
>>550783121what about after umagregnancy?
>>550782504I HATE CURREN
I don't hear shit about botting anymoreIs everyone doing it, or what happened?Knew for certain that there was one guy botting in my club, but now there's two of them who's fan counts have skyrocketed
>>550783121imagine waking up smelling her hair
No contribution
>>550783121>ull never have your cute uma wife wake up on top of you
I'm 40 pull away from pity and getting MLB Kita but I'm at 0 carats, will I make it bwos or do I have to use that...
Explain to your son of your Umawife why he doesnt have horse ears but his sister doesgo ahead explain this shit to him
>>550783121I want Narita Brian to beat me up
>>550783115Feel free to be as general as you'd like, but where is "here"?Here in the southern States, they're just call poinsettia, at least in my neighborhood.
>>550783121if umas are born to run, then why do they have big tits? what is the evolutionary advantage of big tits?
>>550783421For the same reason that my silly boy has a dick while my cute daughter doesn't.
>>550783372For some reason whenever I see that thumbnail I think that there's loads of ants gathering around Nakayama like the way they do around a drop of sugar water
>>550779464
>>550783421what is a horse?
>>550783501i like this bootleg rabi
>3-way rivalry
>>550783301the only logical way to beat the botting allegations is for people to submit a fan count update after every careerjust by submission time alone and the metadata of the screenshot can we determine if people are legitimately grinding or if they are botting
Nice Nature sex.
>>550782991Licking Chrono's umanko until she climaxes
>>550783515Airbags. They're running around at 70km an hour, if they crash, they break ribs.
whats the best way to see a horse irl
>>550783056Loves Premium is such a cute hors
>>550783664if your state has a local horse track just go thereor just be a rural chad and live near horses already
>>550783598
>>550783515Gives them more power obviously. But also, sports bras (like what Winning Ticket wears for her outfit)
>>550783015>kisses go here.pngWhy is she so cute...
>>550781731Grey hons...
>>550783441lol
>>550782229at least I still beat Riko tho
>>550783740>his jobber uncle is in SEA
>>550783664
>>550783372Nakayama...Grind all thropiesAll storiesAll bondsGanbatte
>>550783515to reproduce faster
>>550783460Germany, it's Weihnachtsstern here.I think they call it "etoille de noel" in France, which is Star of Christmas.Dutch its Kerstster, Christ's star.Flor de Pascuar, Christmas Flower in Spain.Poland calls it "gwiazda betlejemska", the star of Bethlehem.
>>550782326That's the plan, damn stallion
>>550783891ez
Naizuri sandwich from Manhattan Cafe and Red Desire!
>>550783773Why am I hard?
Going by JP releases are they leaning into more recent Japanese horses, going more international, making OCs? I imagine at some point they gotta run out of material with the 70s-90s most of the currently available Umas are from
>>550783301i know that one guy got kicked from his club (eden?) because he posted a screencap botting while in club chat lol
made meat saucewhich is betterspaghett or cottage pie
when is fine motion (uma)
>>550784348They need to cut a large hole in hors history because Deep Impact is a neverever>How big was heHe's a hero and is immortalized in Yayoi Sho Deep Impact Kinen. Also his bloodline's everywhere
hey guys finally got internet explorer to work
>>550784124>poinsettia is just the name of the guy who first received them from Mexico, Joel R. PoinsettI'm gonna start using one of those names, because they're a lot more charming.And definitely not using cuetlaxochitl
>>550784472fine motion is the embodiment of :D, I love her
post first-rate breasts
Wife material
>>550783568Your triple fronts at the last spurt:
>>550784583god i wanna fluff her hair so much
>>550784517The gaslighters moved on to posting illegal pornography in an attempt to get the thread deleted after realizing everyone was just going to pull for her anyway.
>>550784348if sounds of earth is eligible (literally never won shit) basically anything is
>>550784583>And definitely not using cuetlaxochitlWhy not?
What's a good late surger deck for CM7?
dahhhhby
>
>>550784763hishi, kita, eishin, rice, riko, shinko
>>550784797Her daaabi's are poking out
>>550784472
>>550784763kitasanStinkotosho sweepFine motionHishi amazonRice Shower
me in the front
so are we spending 3 years grooming High School or College girls?
>>550784851
>>550783568BNW lives
>>550784983There is no fucking way Tracen Academy is even close to resembling a college, even when dorms are taken into consideration because specialized schools also have dorms
>>550784983yes, like any good teacher
>>550784983a decent amount are middle schoolers, actually
Why doesn't witmaxxing + yellow skill spam actually work? You'd think it would result in a big enough lead that would render everything else irrelevant. But it somehow doesn't. Why?
>>550784760Because I can't pronounce kwet-la-sho-chePlus "withering flower" is a sad name, which might be apropos for a lot of flowers, but not the Christmas star.
why do all expensive horses have such shit teeth?
Odds do fan runsEvens jerk off to Oguri eating
bros my doto is kinda strange..
yamero.... we'll be forced to be text only for 400 posts....
Once again I am asking you to appreciate how adorable Synth Field is
how's everyone else been enjoying the game?
>>550785175get FUCKED
of all the triple crown uma who is the freakiest in bed?
Ahahaha! Another -1! You better give me what I want or else I will keep at it~
>>550785213thats ok anon... we'll have our memories
>>550784904Sniff?
>>550784983Middle schoolers, high schoolers, and college girls
>UmatokCCP spyware active in tracen...
>>550785162Because their racing, and hopefully breeding, career will be long over before gum disease becomes a problem
The sight of real horses is reminding me of THATFuck how to memory wipe yesterday
>>550785271>Brian born 2 years after meSex.
>>550785242you're allowed to close the game
>>550785159That's... too fair. I can't even argue with any of that. Zamn, okay.
>>550784851>>550784998I want more of these with other umas
>>550785242at my own pace
>>550785271brian would leave bite marks all over youovfevre would leave you with dozens of bruisesmr CB would be very vanillarudolf would be a sexless marriage
>>550784983The girls are middle schoolers and high schoolers, saying any of them is college age is just them coping to being attracted to fictional teenagers. Or maybe Urara really is college-aged and is going through a bad case of arrested development from loosing so much races.
>>550785271Rudolf maybe. I know its not brian, she would be disinterested the entire time unless you somehow convince her sex is gonna help with her training
>>550785279Fine.. I'll do it.*unzips pants*
>>550785213nyo the image limit..
>>550785351Explains how you have Urara, King, and Gentildonna attending the same school.
>>550785358i dont think i have ever seen any small time business actually profit from "influencers" giving them reviews or anythingthe people that watch that shit are bots or people that dont leave the house anyway and live on the opposite site of the fucking globe
>>550781627Are you guys ready to kill Sky, SMarus & BigNig?Front are unbeatable without debuffs
>>550785472>would be a sexless marriageyoure brown
>>550785502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40T6LdoWFfU
>>550785351Are you a non-American? Schools and Colleges implies University, as a University is made up of those things. UCLA has the College of Letters and Sciences, the School of Nursing, the Henry Samueli School of Engineering, and many others under the umbrella of the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA)
>>550785530all seeing eyes can't hit bignigE
Why isn't head-on getting talked about much? Is it because it's hard to get until Tachyon speed?
>>550785483Welp, this anon has declared it. Maruzensky is officially a High Schooler and there will be no arguments about it.
>>550785279W-What do you want? Oh great Kallen chan?
>>550785261Danchou will after I'm done farming
>>550785382>10 year age gaph-hi.............
STOP IT
>>550785530Your debuffs won't reach big nigga and the only way to kill them is running another that can actually keep up and challenge them (yes, you can have a big nigga so fast they won't even proc position keep)
>>550785489Brian likes meat. Unless your dick is a lettuce, she'll want sex
>>550785637you are a man in your mid-twenties
>>550785489>unless you somehow convince her sex is gonna help with her trainingI love my silly boywife so much
>>550785495>>550785304>>550785213>>550785186wtf are these
>>550785119It does. It's a one in a zillion chance of you hitting skills as they run out so you never pace down.
>>550785558Ha hah
>>550785742yeppers
>>550785742crying umas, ryan is the progenitor
>>550785603Didn't seem that good from the few races I've done
/uma/. stop it. i beg of you. switch off the oonige posting style, or we'll run out of images.
do you guys agree?
>>550785579>>550785351日本ウマ娘トレーニングセンター学園 doesn't indicate one way or another whether it's a tertiary institution"schools and colleges" as a phrase is more likely to be the non-US usage, though
guys how do i fix the 4chan x captcha
Brian I can guarantee you that scissoring with me, your trainer, will absolutely help you increase your performance on the race track
>>550785603I took it but I don't even know if it's good for this cm. I just know I can get it on Mayano's event or get lucky
>>550785579I'm going by what it says. >Japan Umamusume Training Schools and CollegesYou can take it up with Cygames if you wanna argue the definition of Colleges, because I'm not gonna.
Tracen Academy exists in a Hammerspace where everyone exists at the same time but also everyone is older and younger than others depending on what the story needs.Trying to make sense of a timeline is a fools errand.
Which Uma would you like to do this to?
>>550785889make me
>Banned for posting catbox Mackween sexJannies?https://files.catbox.moe/dja66r.png
I don't like that they went with "Umastagram" instead of "Umstagram"
finna
>>550785242I think I've seen everything this game has to offer and I'm almost at the point of quitting as it's taking too much time to keep up with the accelerated schedule.
>>550785239Masquarade Eye is cuter>>550785279You get tons of dick each day Curre
>>550785889I can't, I'm fucking retarded>>550786002They wanna bang, I wanna bang my ningen wife but won't let me. Why complicate things?
>>550786002i want to fuck symbol of adolf
>sloppa hours
>>550785242Its ok
>>550786206
>>550785242with probably 500 hours on phone
>>550786146Fucking Hell...
>>550785945check /g/
>>550786115Mods only delete porn post but they don't ban you because they respect the balls. Catbox link posters are little bitches and rightfully get what they deserve.
Goddammit this new captcha sucksYeah it's easier to solve, but you have to do it a hell of a lot more oftenNo I'm not buying a pass, I'd rather buy an uma pass, which I doWhich happens to remind me that the notification came up this morning, excuse me.
>>550786167>>550786002>>550786193AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK IF I DON'T GET A LUNA WIFE BY NEXT YEAR I'M FUCKING KILLING MYSELF WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING WITHOUT A LOVING NEEDY STRONG UMA WIFE
Fucking 2028 global release, ACCELERATE FASTER CYGAMES
>>550779464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNWNHSHAcg4
>>550786404>HE didn't use his ticket on her>He didn't get Festive LunaFAKE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
I DEMAND THAT WE REACH 200 IMAGES BY 300 POSTS
>this thread
>>550786404you can fix that easily
Are these any good? I've been playing for 55 days so far.
>>550786505I have both though
>the good whale lobbies are filled with big nig and 2 nigesWhat happened to the Taikifags and the latekeks?
>>550785720Actually, it's a 10 year age gap in the other direction, if you get my drift.
>3 borrow runs>3 giga-low-roll runsTomorrow will be better.
>>550786576looks good anon
>>550786504based ty
you rike?
>>550784750That's a cute girlfriend you got there, Major.
>>550786404Bro, the selector
>>550786576Not bad at all. Good work.
I can fix Aoi
>>550786590Then you have a luna wife
>>550786616>xitter filename
:(
>>550786517Your wish is my command!
LAST 7 PARENTS HAVE BEEN 1/2* GUTS AND WIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>550786576well shit.Are these any good? I've been playing 55 days so far
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN
>>550785945Make a minimum deposit on any crypto exchange and do leveraged trades until you reach 20 USD, then cash out and buy a pass.
>>550786736
>>550786780>parent farminghumiliation ritual
>>550786809Who dis?
>>550786765My wish? Sex with Machan
>>550786517
>>550786504And so the curse continues>No hors will be undefeated all the way to Arima
turf queen status?
>>550786879I got 3 whole semi-usable parents today!
>>550786949post them
>>550786693I've always found the scrambled filenames for twitter images as an inconvenience for tracking artist sources since saucenao doesn't like Xitter, boorus don't always have specific fanart uploaded and google isn't always reliable but is mostly better than saucenao in that regard
>an onsen trip?>with YOU?
>>550786736If you wait until the 9h, you can spark Chiyono.
>>550786517On it
>>550786809
>>550786780You think that's bad? I won two triple crowns and along with G1 miles and only got two white sparks with both blue and pink at 1*
>>550787064I hate this.
>>550787069this is terriblepost more
>>550786517close enough
>>550787092No, I'm not having fun.
>start a meme run fully expecting a failure>I thought her event was URA only since its been months since I've last seen her
>>550787157palmer spotted
>>550787032:(
>>550787032It's cute and sad. She never really fixes her issues
>>550787186Riko posts security guards much more consistently than Akikawa did
>>550786939AVOIDED
I want Taiki to accidentally blow my head off and watch as her usual smile turns into a face of shock and horror realizing what she's done as everything turns white
why are people calling suzuka bignig
>>550786983... no. They're not that good.
>309/201
>>550787157palmer sexy fucking
>>550787318a poll of uma musume players had Suzuka as the most favored with blacks
>>550787417ACCELERATE
>>550787318the cuck posters won
This is the run!
Get yourself a hons that looks at you the way this here does at the camera
>>550787318search for "oonige" for the answer
>>550787478>>550787417You're cringe friendless losers trying to derail these threads with your Reddit-tier group activities
She is so cute!
Feeling silly, should I level this up?
>>550782124There were only two horsefuckers yesterday and the second one’s horse was white. This better not be you again torena…
>>550786796Yep, all good. Could use some power cards tho.
>>550787421>Helios chases Ruby instead of this
>>550787613what are the 4chan tier group activities
>>550782760Wait Vodka died from kicking a concrete wall?
>slopper is back
>>550787613Previous thread was /r9k/ level derailed discussions anyways
>>550787629Yes, she is a pure-hearted beautiful creature
>>550787674fucking (female) horses
when are we getting tons of free Christmas gibs?
palmer palmer palmer
(you)r daughter is crying, what do (you) do to cheer her up
>>550787487Turf queens?
>>550787629>AI slop
>>550787637Yes
>>550787776based based based
>>550787821Smack her in the face until she stops wearing those tranny colors
>>550787681Vodka and Gimlet have this funny quirk where they like to kick their stables for some reason. This isn't an issue in Japan where the stables are purely wooden. Vodka was brought to the UK for breeding, where their stables are made out of concrete. Got laminitis and died
>>550787821Sometimes all you really need is a hug
pamaaaaaaaaaa
>>550787821Impregnate
>>550787760tomorrow
>>550787826That's the first race of unity
i wish i owned hishi miracle
>>550787865obsessed
>>550787776Train, Fuck, Train, Marry
>>550787839>Somebody pushed my button so I obediently spat out the programmed responseRobots bein racist against robots here
dudes why do i keep getting a shitton of uma ads on yt?
>>550787613What do you do for fun anon?
>playing Skyrim earlier>horse dies from combat>almost start cryingCan't believe I love horses now
I want to brush Daiwa Scarlet's tail after she takes a bath.
>>550786796Looks like the main thing your lacking is wit cards, otherwise you've got some pretty decent options for most things
>>550787839AI slop is what she deserves
>>550787991Go back to your BlueSky bubble, faggot.
>>550786796EXPLODE
These are Japanese 1st grade middle schoolers
Nyooooo
>>550787839And shit, zero-effort slop at that.
I have not played for whole 3 days and I still don't know how to build around CM7.Anyways, anything important I missed these past 3 days? Any important updates, Kitasan rerun meltdown or club drama?
>>550787318she's a big girl
>>550785239what's the deal with Synth Field?
>>550787776fuckmarryfucktrain>>550788037time to play rdr and give your hons a proper name n all, then see it die from random combat or your own fuck up>>550788185sex with BOYS
>>550788037Whatever you do, do NOT play red dead redemption 2
>>550788191Mambo danchou was revealed to be in the Epstein files.
Why do high-rolls on blue/pink have to happen on ace runs?
>>550787894Is that royal guard? Torenas can do that?>>550787951Just go for the middle
>>550787951AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK I NEED CAFE TOOI NEED HER IN ONE ARM AND LUNA IN MY OTHERI NEED THEM TO ATTACK ME WITH KISSES AND NUZZLES UNDER MY NECK TO TRY AND BE MY #1 WIFE EVEN THOUGH I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH FOR THEIR OWN VERY UNIQUE REASONS AND I JUST WANT THE TWO OF THEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT AND GET ALONG TOGETHER
+no contribution
>>550788105I feel bad for women that hit puberty so hard they have to put up with having large breasts while being a teenager
>>550787086Which uma stinks the most after a race?
>>550787865completely mind broken
>>550788259>Torenas can do that?I can
>full double-circlesvery cool, cygames.
>Mcqueen parentsTaiki and Brian, grandparents don't matter>Ryan parentsTaiki and Maru, oguri grandparents >Dober parents>Ryan and Maru, Taiki/Oguri grandparentsIs this correct? Is gambling on taiki unique for lates even worth it?
>>550788259that was the middle
>>550788286the hick umas like Spe and Yeppers cause they probably don't wear/know of deodorant
>>550785242>>550786346I started a little over a week ago...
>>550787776fuck then marrymarry then fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck marryfuck then marry then fuck
Is this a good Brian deck?
1 gold recovery = 3 white recoveries, right?
>>550788007is this an official ad from cygays?
>finally have my own MLB Kita>still roll like shitAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>550788251It's funny
>>550788318Did you get your feelings hurt?
>>550788169ok libtard
>>550788379Tama is too poor to afford deodorant.
Date with Machitan
Would you?
For me?Happy Meek.
Can we go back to shilling Dober?
Yeah, I'm a fan of MANT. Make a new thread, which I know will be better.
please use this as the next thread image mr baker
>>550788516
Fuck you
>>550788562plappy meek
>>550788547No, you disgusting freak. Did your mum drop you on your head as a baby?
>>550788105that's like 12-13, that's fine.
>>550788105There is no fucking way Loves Only You and Satono Crown are middle schoolers>>550788193Suzuka wife
>>550788260manwhore
Shut the fuck up. It's time to BOOGIE
>>550788547It took me a moment to register what I was looking at but the answer is absolutely not
MY OPINION OF EVERYONE ITT JUST PLUMMETED. CONGRATULATIONS YOU LOSERS.
>>550788715
Blah blah blah blah.
>>550788530You will never be a real artist (nor capable of fixing the glaring errors in your shit slop).
>>550788728There really are some mentally damaged anons aren't there
>>550788365Probably no B ranks in your team
>>550788783Is Jordan for bimbofication fetishists?
>>550788493yes, it covers the whole yt app
>>550788846Making Falco chug slimy drinks for the entire 4 months of MANT!
>>550788517rent free
>>550788805go back to bluesky and whine about it there, faggot.
>>550788365can't beat the coc
>>550787776>Gold City: check>Gold City alt: check>Tosen Jordan: check>Mejiro Palmer: TBD 5/3/26>Daitaku Helios: TBD 10/19/26>Tosen Jordan alt: TBD 2/7/27>Mejiro Palmer alt: TBD 5/25/27>Daitaku Helios alt: TBD 8/16/27Truly this is going to be a long and arduous road
>>550788923
>>550788869>Bimbofy someone who is already halfway through the bimbofication scale
>>550788805And you'll be a jobless artist. Glaring error my ass. You can barely tell there's anything wrong at a glance. You're a disgruntled millennial upset that technology keeps moving forward and there's nothing you can do about it. You sound like one of those "professional" game critiques with worthless opinions
Number of times mares have won in a mixed G1 race against stallions
>>550789005>b-b-but Bluesky!Get your LLM to generate some new retorts for you. You sound like a broken record.
>>550788193the ass is fat
>>550787845
Dancho it's holidays soon. I might resort to IT
>>550789069look man i dont know how it works im an outside observer
>>550788776My adorable little daughters>>550788783They are planning how to rape their torenas
groundwork for pace chaser this cup yeppers or neighers?
i came to the game to roll for jordan cause i like her look, got her in 30 rolls, but i wonder if these other girls are good?i got bored shortly after maxxing out the kitasan support cardi think i remember hearing biwa was kinda bad?
>>550789169groundwork for pace is only if you have a chance of being promoted
>>550789124now use the SSR crystal or selector
>>550789169too many fronts to bother
>>550788903I keep forgetting the inspiration animation is yuri from skipping it so often
>>550789131I'm going to blanket report a few suspicious individuals who seem like they may be botting for the funsies
>>550789086>all that projection and seethingYour slop is worthless garbage. You will never be a real artist.
>>550789185>got her in 30 rolls>shows 60 rolls on the pic
>>550788869I think that part is just kinda badly written (or maybe translated). The trainer seems to start insulting her at that point, when the idea is really to emphasize straightforwardness and simplicity, not stupidity. Maybe the wording was less insulting in the Japanese text?
You people are so fucking disgusting and annoying.dober.jpg
>>550789209Nah I used those to 3lb a Creek and Bakushin
>>550789131
>>550789206Does becoming the de facto frontrunner because there is no actual one in the lobby change race mechanics/statistics?
>>550789169take shrewd step instead if you're concerned about the wall of other pace chasers
HAPPY HOLIDAYS /uma/ I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE GIFTS YOUR TRAINEES GOT YOU
>>550789272>seethingAre you an ESL? That is exactly what you're doing by replying to every AI-generated image you see.
Reminder
>Party TimeWhat kind of party would they throw?
>>550788545
prompt engineers are more valuable than artists these days
For guys who used to piss the bed about being made to eat bugs they sure gnawing at the bit for slop
KACHOW
>>550789438>everyone who hates slop is the same anonYou're just embarrassing yourself now. It's time to stop posting.
Don't care. Didn't ask.
>>550789509toreina rape party
Just did this meme 1200/1200 BigNig for science and she absolutely wins against almost all other BigNigs, but she gets caught by late surgers almost every single time tooIs groundwork only capable of saving this or do I also need to sacrifice some stamina for more power?
>>550789202They are honestly intimidating with only their shadowy silhouettes
>>550789432I don't even know what kind of gift my uma would give me but if I had a say in the matter I'd just ask for a coffee mug
>>550789507Yes, we know she's a cutie
>pulled this todaytime to jerk off to mummy creek during career mode runs
>>550789519Yeah! Watch him seethe at this truth
hons
>>550789553So am I supposed to believe that was your one and only reply regarding AI image generation? I think you might be a retarded Pajeet who lacks basic reading comprehension skills.
I liked the horse-fucking conversation better than the old men yelling at clouds thing that's going on in this thread
>>550789035>Palmer AltWife
>>550789519What the fuck is a prompt engineer?Do much work with the sales engineer?
>>550789553nah its just you nigga
>>550789432Ew, Sonic game
>>550789329>You people are so fucking disgusting and annoying.just how dober likes her men
>>550789695The engineers who made your LLM are all Indian so you should show them some respect and not use their ethnicity as an insult.
Global was a fucking mistake.
>>550789773Typical Bakushin brain
Can she win?
>>550789773A prompt engineer is what turns Chatgpt from a mouthbreathing infant to a 200 IQ genius. I wa able to tweak chatgpt to provide me winning strategies for every CM up to this point.
anything neat happen in the past 12 hours? I've been procrastinating on some coursework and haven't looked at either the game or the threads for a while
>>550789553People like this that seethe this hard about AI are funny, maybe I should get into it too.
>>550789432>PS5No thank you, keep that trash to yourself>Modern sonic trash + CringesonaNo thank you>4090Already have one>Huge plushI'd rather take you, Kita>Bunch of Maccies(Jap) foodThank you, Ogi!
>>550789897>riceborn a loser
>>550789772palma has a second alt still to go i'm cumming
>>550789976Don't be rude
>>550789897Wouldn't that make her go to the front before the final straight, hence not activating her Unique?
>>550789432>boots filled with ramenbut why
>>550784998Teaching Helios how to send me nudes
>>550789861The duality of her hate for men but love for cocks...
>>550789565you need to hit unrestrained, angling is not enough
>500 posts>almost 300 images postedWHAT DID YOU GUYS DO
>Already dangerously close to the image limit
>>550789835Sure, let's go, Cheva-cute!>>550789996>Yet another altWe're truly blessed...>>550790061This thread, and franchise, as literal BOOT-fetishists. Not feet, boot.
Am I sexy
>>550789781I dont know if these words have ever been said on this site before, but I think we need more blacks in this game
What in the actual piggie??
>>550790140This is good actually
>>550790135It's Teio's fault. She was the one that caused /uma/ to start spamming pics
>>550789432>tachyoni chuckled
>>550789897>DescentIsn't that useless next CM? Unless I'm looking at the wrong racetrack
>>550789914Prove it
>>550790061She is fucked in the head, also Irish
this monday will be the last day for anime gibs...
Can you unlock the Cinderella Gray S2 E9 ending ingame somehow?
>>550789432I don't speak Japanese but I'm guessing they're saying "Happy Holidays"
>>550790230I FUCKING LOVE THE IRISH!
>>550789897Descent doesn't work
>>550788105I will impregnate all of them
>>550790061it's so you can mun mun them
i want to fuck ellerslie pride
time to eat your fried chicken you fat fucks
>>550790413what the FUCK DOES THAT EVNE MENA HOLY SHIT STOP SAYING THAT AAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE
>>550790225
testbro if you get no verification required you cant post lmfao
Isn't NSM bad next CM? Why do people keep taking it?
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
I hate every single one of you and the horses posted by your annoying fucking human hands.
bros we only have 40 images left yet we have 200 posts...
>>550789432Which uma will gift me lots of weed for christmas?
>>550790491can you ask chatgpt for deck builds?
>>550790494have you literally not been here for the last few days? check /g/ or the archive>>550790541the cutest boy!
>>550790512LETS GO GAMBLING
>>550790512The same reason nobody ran Suzuka in the mile CM - nobody understood how it worked
>>550790491>just regurgitates info from game8Wow, the future is amazingCan't believe it took this long to create a program that can scan websites for relevant data...
>>550789914how do you validate the results
>>550790576I guess we have to ERP for 150 posts. That’s what the anons who spammed images wanted, obviously. A bunch of old ojiis getting hot and heavy.
>>550790573We Indian posting
>>550790491Looks like you could have gone to Game8 and cut out the middle man.
Post your favorite uma's cutest image you have
>>550790584none weed is illegal in japan
AAAAAAA WHY IS THE VIDEO FULL OF NOTHING!?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRwjbouhcyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBgmF-Nq8m4
Now that the cope has settled how are your S aces coming along unbricked bros?I'm still at zero
>>550790687my platinum titles
>>550790723
>images are already almost at limitUmazing!
You only like gyarus for their bodies
>>550790512they think every CM is going to be like Libra even though NSM is fucking trash outside of Medium-Long CMs with last spurts that start on straights
my contribution to this thread
>>550790747The holidays coming soon is unironically making me slack. I still haven't build aces but just tried building parents to no avail.
>>550790831And?
>>550790831True
>>550789897needs medium S points on descent spent somewhere else.don't use guts cards, power will serve you better in rain
what the
>>550790747Still figuring it out making some horsies and room testing. I can't do much about bignige. Pace can be full gimped if there's too many fronts and might not even overtake bignige. Maybe 3 lates which is what I used in virgin.
I'm glad I don't whore out my uma like 90% if you vermin.
Having KSB means I can borrow weird shit like yaeno muteki now. The game has changed. I can shit out parent runs like this with zero effort... All the "kitasan won't make much of a difference" posters wer absolutely gaslighting us.
>>550790831They only like me for my money. It's the agreement
My oshi, Dober, is the town bicycle but I love her regardless.
>>550791006(You)r favorite Uma has sex with me of her own volition, no intervention on your part necessary
>>550791019there was never a reason to use KSB on parent runs
>>550790831I like gyarus the most if they're blonde because blonde girls are super pretty
>>550791019Why were you borrowing Kitasan on parent runs to start with? You can hit 700 speed on any uma with two SR speeds. Also,>parent>C stamina
>>550790573>>550790692>>550791006nigga be seething all thread lol
>>550790831>you only like whores because they are sexyIndeed, the sky is blue
>>550791120Makes it easier to win g1s especially if you bringing some real jank shit for the skills
bouquet
Are corner skills even good next CMSome said its bad, some good wtf
>>550791120getting 600 during the classic year means you can do nothing for the rest of senior year and just spam g2s for affinity and skill points
>>550791172Gold City bukkake
>>550791241they're goobadjust gamble
>>550791146One of those posts is mine, lol. You can’t just look for periods at the end of sentences and assume they’re all the same person.
>>550791120>>550791134Easy stats. The rest of my deck was autistic shit like Tachyon for medium skills, yaeno for everything, daitaku for straight descent etc
>>550791172Based.
you're literally making the servers cry, have you no shame?
>>550791241They either proc at the very start or at the final corner, it is honestly a coin flip bringing them in the next CM
>>550791241depends on the activation and mostly luck. carryover is very good, activations during accels are wasted points.
gacha was a mistake
>>550791369dont care
>>550791319seethe and cope more lol
>>550791241professor is essential as it can proc twice
>>550791241not as good as normal but usually nothing better to get
Third worlders are allergic to periods.
>>550791449
>>550791385>>550791386Wait does that means it also only procs once for corner recovery / swinging maestro
>>550791442I’m trying to, but I can’t seem to. Do you have a step-by-step guide I could follow? I’m new to the game, you see.
>>550791514dont blame them, having sex with a girl on her period is gross.
>>550791536it literally has a cooldown you moron
>>550791449very narrow window for that on this track
>>550791449I've seen velocity skills that can proc twice ACTUALLY proc twice exactly once on a test smaru that had a galaxy brain. Nobody's bringing a fkn 800 wit honse to Scorpio
>>550791369what is everyone pulling on, jordan?
Now a mlb kita is normalized, whats the piggie deck?
>>550791265>spam g2s for affinityWait, I thought only g1s mattered?
>>550790831i started to like them for their bodies. then I realized they're actually really sweet. then i realized i still wanna have sex with them
>>5507916483-4 MLB SSR's >>550791670only for future updates. right now all graded races count for +1
>>550791648just MLB FM gap for now assuming poors are borrowing Biko, whales are washed for a bit.
I've been farming parents for so long that I completely forgot how to make umas I keep presing the guts button just because 5 umas sit there with their unity training
>>550791586I was eating, dude...
>>550791648no one is going to spark four times
>>550791670all graded races matter until mant when they bring forward the affinity rework
>>550791449It wont be as consistent as long races so this is a bad advice to give.
>>550791385What is this apple doing
>>550790831Why yes Aika is my favorite JAV star
>>550791670Every graded race gives you 1 affinity. I had 2000 sp because I just ran every dogshit graded sprint race that came up without giving taiki skin cancer. You do get bonus affinity for winning triple crown events though, so g1s are special in that way at least.
The uma below me is a whore.
>>550791343why would she be embarassed wearing that?
STOP POSTING IMAGES, WE STILL HAVE OVER 100 POSTS
>>550791623>Nobody's bringing a fkn 800 wit honse to ScorpioAnon, there were whales with 600 wit during libra do you really think 800 wit is impossible for them?
>>550791890We knew that already
>>550791834 >>550791897cuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>550790491>rainy days redundant with wet conditionsthat's wrong thoughever
>>550791923don't wanna
>>550791923
What's going on here?
>>550791648Off brand ssrs are the tell now. If you see someone with Yaeno Muteki, Zenno Rob Roy, Wit Neicha, etc that's how you know.
>>550791897a whore for me, maybe
>>550791648id argue simply 2 non-welfare mlbs. Because the luck required to get any ssr card mlb without dropping double sparks on it is astronomical.
>>550791878do the g2s and g3s have to match with the parents as well?
>>550791623>Nobody's bringing a fkn 800 wit honse to ScorpioApparently this guy will
>>550791923Sorry, I>>550791828 will stop soon
>>550791309
>>550791923>STOPYADA YADA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>550792080wait that can survive? why am i buying recoveries on my pace then
>>550791842AIKA is a marvel of modern medicine. Dr. Kim's only success story in a sea of abominations. Had indecisive dick but I think I'll rewatch her reverse bunny 8KVR
>>550791897how do you even take images this LQ these days
>>550791834no hat no pat
>>550792197intentionally dump the quality
>>550792207Last for Oguri
>>550792207PEAK
>>550792207Oguri as in PEAK last image
>>550792207hmmmmbased
it's over...
I HATE ALL OF YOU
>suzuka_screaming.pngYOU FUCKING IDIOTS WE STILL HAVE 100 POSTS LEFT
>>550792351Cheval Grand...
>>550792079Matching is an additional bonus, but just having a lot of races gives you bonus affinity straightup
I will not be playing the catbox/litterbox roulette
>>550792207SHE DOES IT AGAIN
Now that that's over, the thread can be normal for the next 300 posts
Tokai wife!Happy life!
this was a productive thread
>super_creek_showing_nipple.png
uma fartingerection starting
why is 4chin so slow
>>550792457HOOOOLY FUCK
>>550792457muh dick
>>550792457>surprised_tachyon.jpg
>>550792430N-nani!?
>>550792080Deck?
>>550792394You will enjoy the pulsing mare pussy and sex!
>>550792520Someone deleted their file, but were too slow to follow up>smugteio.png
>>550791672
>futanari vodka fucking futanari daiwa scarlet.png
>the_ugliest_uma_.jfif
I should've copied that ASCII art of uma pussy when I had the chance...
>>550742213>>550742213>>550742213
>>550792590PEAK SHE TAKES BACK THE CROWN MY FUARKING HERO
>>550792610Meido will blast your ass
this was probably the best thread ever thanks anons
>>550792610I will peel you alive
>>550792590The Monster cannot be stopped!
really nigga
>>550792610>the tranny kept his disgusting thread alive for this long>the mods didnt gave a single fuck to delete itlmao go and die in a ditch yo uDISGUSTING CREATUREunironically hang yourself, I know you will mr 40%
>>550792628>MY FUARKING HERORice Shower should sue you!
>>550792610I give the meido 10 minutes
>>550792610>from 1913 to 1910Retarded Seamonkey
>>550792463Uma feetTime to skeet
>>550792207Last as in PEAK
>>550792714rent free
>>550782614Sorry I got really busy with a call, I will upload some of them for you, look out in this thread or the next one
>>550792714RYANTRANNY SO MAD HAHAHA
uma smiledick grows a mile
>>550792080damn that's fucking insane, this wins 100% of the time if there isn't another suzuka in the lobby
>>550792714>>550792757Not even OP btw, seethe.
Top 5 worst smelling umas. Go.
someone bake a proper thread that wasn't made 9 fucking hours ago with the WRONG number and then kept alive cuz some (ryan) incel is angry
>>550792831please the brian gift one and that toproitadikamasu
>>550789553You're the first one to seethe so technically that AIfaggot is right, kek.
>>550792937Keep screwing the thread brown leech
>>550792545SSR Riko, Biko, Kitasan, power Raisu, welfare Bourbon, Fine Motion. All MLB, obviously
>>550792976That’ll get the jannies angry. Get over it and just recycle, dude
>>550792992all you NIGGER FAGGOT have to do is combine the sound and video files which some garbage phone friendly website can probably dokill yourself you lazy tard
>>550792976but im the one who made this thread though... i wouldnt hate bump a non-ryan thread
yoink
>>550792901maruslut meta replaced by bignige meta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXIUMAPYOI
cinderella sisters....
>>550793103true good idea
Okay, we seriously need to start talking about something.I refuse to go to the necrothread
>>550793135Teio...
>>550793376Do you think trannies exist in the umaverse
>>550792457Super_Creek_Toilet_Paper_Binoculars.webp
>>550793376>>550792962
Alright, let's do a parent run!>2nd>2nd>2nd>3rd>1st>8th
>>550793464tm opera o exists
too slow
>nothing is being deleted>he posts moreI blame the ryan tranny
>>550793509Opera is a mare
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i wish i had maruslutty or taiki sluttle for breedingmaybe when i pull for dober
>>550793650in-game breeding or irl breeding?
>mods don't give a shit about the necro faglord threadjust make a new thread and move the fuck on you turds
I miss the Teioposter...
what hours are these ? pretty horrible
> Matikanefukukitaru is better for MANT by such a huge margin it isn't funny.> Narita Top Road (NTR) is the back-up if you can't afford Matikanefukukitaru when she comes out - and you're only happy to pull her because Admire Vega Guts is on her banner and that card is actually good.> Matikanefukukitaru can be used in any run, in any play style for MANT. NTR isn't viable for Sprint/Mile Umas - because you need to be able to run Triple Crown and Japan Cup to meet the Fan threshold early enough to consider her valuable. Matikanefukukitaru doesn't have that issue.> Biko Pegasus and Bakushin are honestly better than NTR for MANT.> And on the plus end Matikanefukukitaru can be used for several scenarios as a third speed card. Thanks to her energy reduction she helps you snowball early runs in scenarios like Grand Live where turn and energy economy is king.
You "people" are nothing without your pictures.
>>550793754They're the hours (You)'re here, so you must be at some fault
can i (there's only one anon and it's me) hit the image limit faster next bread
>>550793769you get free pulls for both, just be lucky
>pulling cards during the f2p scenarioretard
Someone post the abusive Nature housewife pasta pls
>>550793754Whatever they are, these hours are often the worst.
check out my pull>3 kitasan blacks + 2 super creeks.png
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A LUNA GF NEXT YEAR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>550793854Why do you want that? It's very abusive.
>>550794003I don't know, I didn't like at first but somehow I started to enjoy it and last time it was posted I forgot to save it
We're almost to bump limitKeep posting, assholes
>>550782223>>550792992Here you gohttps://files.catbox.moe/psfs5y.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/4okqf9.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/35usfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/yv79w0.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/atzx58.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/nkh0xa.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ndejio.mp4I decided to throw in some extra ones, since I made you wait, hope you like TopRo as much as I do>please the brian gift oneSorry I don't really save stuff from Brian, don't care much for her, TopRo, Ayabe, Opera, Doto stuff are my fav
>>550794136>I don't really save stuff from Brian>but I care for opera>: (
U
>>550794207>>550794207>>550794207>>550794207
M
>horse.jpg
>>550794207M
>>550793769Maru is the next powercreep. You're retarded if you're F2P and waste rolls before her
>>550794187Sorry, Opera is way more charismatic and it is one of the big three of 1999, and TopRo rival
>>550794136wow i should get a plugin these are even more kino than i thought
>>550793769>> Matikanefukukitaru is better for MANT by such a huge margin it isn't funny.Proofs?
ITS TIME
>>550794370>>550794370>>550794370
Good bye thread
>>550794382Dumbfuck, you're going to get both threads deleted.
>>550794524Good
>>550794524Good. Eat shit, incel.
>>550794382retard
>>550794563>>550794620Indonesia's awake, huh?
>>550782223Wait, you're the Marvelous Sunday guy on YouTube. I love you please keep making them
