Parting Words EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch fanart contestEnter your Dispatch-themed creations for a chance to win some prizes!Deadline to submit is January 7, 2026. AdHoc employees will conduct a rigorous internal vote and the winners will be announced about a week later. (When exactly? How many winners will there be? TBD, depends on how many entries we receive!) Prizes will be a mix of digital and physical goodies.By submitting your work for the contest, you agree to allow AdHoc to share it on socials!Send a submission now: contest@adhocla.comPrevious: >>550697963
>>550806851dumb fujo
>>550806851Based fujo
So I noticed something when replaying the final episode that I’ve never seen brought up before. There’s a mission where you have to help Equilibrium determine what the Red Ring’s plans are. If you succeed, she says they plan to attack the Torrance HQ of SDN (our HQ), which cause Invisigal to say “oh shit, gotta go” and heads back to HQ, where we then find her in Royd’s lab with the pulse. Now we all already know her plan was to put the pulse in Robert’s suit. But certain “people” have argued against that. But that added ingame context just further proves that she had good intentions in the final episode
>>550806886For me it's the faint trail of hair right below it
>>550807539don't try to rile up the jeet again plz
>>550808347the mech kiss is actually hot hello????
>>550808347Here's a high rez version.>>550808754Kind of surprised no one else has drew a mech kiss with the other ships.
it’s nearly 3 in the morning go to bed dumb fujos
>>550809621don't let the bed bugs bite
>>550807525i doubted my wife and i will never forgive myself.
https://files.catbox.moe/xm6nbm.mp4season 2 on the way
Mandy moving into the apartment and sprucing it up so it's all nice and comfortable and warm
>>550811215Do we forgive Laura for playing Abby yet?
>>550811505dumb fujo
You just know Robert only showers every other day
>>550811505Why in the fuck 90% of this retarded fujo art portrays Flambe as a caring, sensitive individual while in reality he is a fucking psycho with anger issues? I get that he is gay, but He wouldn't cuddle with Bobert at 5am in bed before making him breakfast, he would rather violently ass-rape him in an SDN rest-room and then act as if nothing happened.
>>550812362>He wouldn't cuddle with Bobert at 5am in bed before making him breakfastYou don’t know that
>>550812362I can see him being a lot more sensitive and tender when no one is looking, when he’s in the comfort of his own privacy..
Does Visi ever get this intimate with Robert?
>>550814207In her dreams...
>>550814283dumb fujo
>>550814207I consider this moment to be supe intimate. Especially since Visi in her mind imagined herself giving birth to Robert’s 12 kids in this moment.
>>550814564dumb fujo
>>550814671Bro it's rock, paper, scissors. Not them scissoring with a double sided dildo.
They made Mandy look like a Disney princess
>>550816084they made her look like a cheating whore that lost ther robbowl
>>550817350forgot pic
>>550817531Visi looks horrible with that hairstyle
>>550817531>>550817593Visi looks BEAUTIFUL with that hairstyle
>>550818568come on, be honest, you know that's not true
>>550807525It's weird because you can do that Dispatch even if you cut Invisigal. So why would the Red Ring attack SDN HQ if Shroud tortured Robert to get the Pulse and found out that Visi was "fucking both of them" by stealing the pulse and not giving it to Robert?What is the point of going to SDN HQ instead of finding Visi? If Visi is telling the truth that the Red Ring "tried to recruit her" for the SDN attack, why wouldn't they capture/torture her for the Pulse?Was it all 5D chess because Shroud knew that attacking the HQ would cause Visi to run back and try putting the Pulse in the mech herself and then he could get it?
>>550819273Shroud’s motives are COMPLEX
>>550819273don't take this comedy game so seriously you weirdo
Blazer has larger breasts than Visi.Therefor, Blazer is the superior woman.
>>550819691Visi flat chest erotic…
>>550819691thisshe also has wider hips which will ensure healthy childbirths
>>550819691And Mandy has the fatter ass
There are going to be kids and teens that get Dispatch because it has superheroes or receive it as a gift from oblivious parents, especially on the Switch/Switch 2, and will have a sexual awakening in episode 4.Courtney may ruin an entire generation of men.
>>550823623Or get an idea of what a healthy relationship looks like
>>550823623>ruinEnlighten
>>550817350A Visinigger talking about loyalty is hilarious
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>>550823623they couldn't even have a tiny amount of cleavage in some promotional art, there's no way the sex scene stays intact in the actual game
>>550824354Are you alright? You seem…perturbed.
>>550823816yjk she's gonna be so manipulative or pushy in the relationship in S2
Good day /SDN/The memory of yesterday's thread events still makes me chuckle.
>>550824507basedddddddddddddddddddddddd
>>550824938I’ve never seen a man break that hard before
>>550824872why didn't telltale games attract this kind of audience?
>>550824938>>550825124qrd
>>550825278Most Telltale games didn’t have love interests, and if they did, it was only one, and lot of the time they also just so happened to be voiced by either Erin Yvette or Laura Bailey
>>550825356>>550717591Start reading from that post downwards.
>>550825356See this? >>550824872This was BBjeet yesterday. Multiple times.
imagine batman, catwoman and vicky vale multi-season love triangle animated by igloo, the mental illness would have been legendary
>>550825678It’s better they they didn’t, considering what happens to Vicki in Telltale Man
>>550825781Rewrites are Telltale's specialty ;)
>>550824574What’s the scene look like in chapter 4 if you have the censor mode on? Because the game probably locks that to being on or is on by default.
>>550825817Either way she would have lost the war due to being a journo
>>550826469It’s a flying black box censor trying its hardest to cover up as much as it can
>>550825539>>550825619Good grief
Another retarded thing Telltale did was the whole "Silence is a valid option" shit that is somehow always the default response. Your character just retardedly stand there most of the time, emoting with Telltale signature PS2 facial animation while the story does not acknowledge your retardation at all. Thank god Dispatch actually has no silence option.
>>550826807But think about how much more Gosling-coded Robert could have been if he just spent every conversation autistically staring at everyone
>>550826917Robert's appeal is him knowing all the right ways to talk back in any given situation
>>550826807It works in the sense you have no idea what to say so the character looks equally retarded as a result.>>550826609Poor thing is trying its hardest
>>550829256This was the only funny joke from New Tales https://youtu.be/uaiWh4UKrg8?si=xt5fqpBRHVE22qf1
testAlso, episode 1 fight scene is much better than ep8 fighting sequence.
>>550829531i think from bl 2 onwards, you have to let randy hit you in the head with a hammer 5 times before you are allowed on the writing team, bl4 reduced it to 2 it seems
BBjeet working extra shifts today
>>550823623Every generation needs it
>>550823623S2 will destroy some people's psyche I just know it
>>550823623All according to the plan, Total Tomboy Supremacy. I don't know why the Jews are doing this, but for once I don't blame them.
>>550832475the jews are trying to get you into a massive depression when you realize courtney doesn't exist irl. They're succeeding
>>550832627but laura bailey is a real person
>>550832627Joke's on them, I've already reached the state of acceptance and motivated myself to do something with my life and stop wasting it away. Do not crave Courtney, we must become Robert first.
>>550832627
So does this mean we get to make threads on /v/ again
>>550832753laura just does the voice, she's not visi. Even the jokes, for laura it's probably genuinely what she finds funny, for visi it's sort of a defense mechanism. The jews made courtney too perfect
>>550833503is there one already?
>>550833503lmao not a chance, the visiposting will continue
>>550833623Laura definitely gets some creative liberties
>>550833769>The people demand boobs, Matt.>My boobs, Matt.
>>550834035nah, she's white, has long hair, doesn't actually act like visi, not for me
>>550834118>whiteFilipina
>>550834118you're retarded if you think she's white
>>550834295come on. like what 1/16th?
I'm honestly surprised that SDN seems to work entirely 9 to 5, I would expect to see at least a couple dispatchers working night shifts in the office with not!batmans or something.It also seems like a decent idea for a spin-off.
>>550834353what, is she jewish? sorry 1/16th filipina doesn't count.By the way what even is visi? looks latina or white-south east asian maybe north african or something
>>550834118>doesn’t act like VisiShe’s literally 3D Visi in most of her personality
Cute
>>550834606that's surprisingly not uncommon, my parents are also like that and I have never dated anyone throughout my years in school and university
>>550807539Robert's useless retard wife is perfect!
>>550832627>courtney doesn't exist irlBut the White Oklahoma resident claimed that they do, and that he even fucked one. You really think he would do that, come to Dispatch threads and lie?
>>550807539She's experienced for sure, but how old is she, anon?
>>550834118>>550834470https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XwX6E0KGpU
>hero option causes more damage to Flambe than anti-hero optionEasy way, lol.Also, making Robert aged and seasoned superhero was a goldmine writting-wise.
>>550833503Every time I check, some baiting post is still there, the current one with censorship
Try unhearing gangplank. Fucking try it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-SNQo9STps
>>550835160Fun fact, BBjeet is actually just Matt Mercer
>>550835295>>550835116probably the worst Leon Kennedy ever, sorry CR bros
obsessing over voice actors is cringe, no, they're not the embodiment of your favourite character
>>550835426>using "cuck" in 2018yeah he posts here
>>550835443Best Leonhttps://youtu.be/61zkbXY_YQ8?si=OwIp0wSaVR9_gzW_
Do you guys think it's weird that my girlfriend keeps sending me pictures and fanfiction of Invisimech? She says she's going to cosplay Invisigal for PAX next year. She's actually getting really sad and insecure and constantly comparing herself to this fictional character and it's starting to worry me.
>>550835294That's probably the schizo who was derailing every thread with his complaints spam
>>550835632coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
>>550835848forgot the linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAdiaENHWh0
>>550835764Bro, take a chunk out of your ear and dick her down real good
>>550835764I think you should start Robertmaxxing
>>550835764she wants what they have and you can't be Robert
>>550835764>anon trying to manifest his desire for irl courtney and having a girlfriend into reality both at the same timebold, but worth a try.but if you're serious, then how old is she? sounds like something a teenager would be doing.
>>550835764Be her Robert, aka give her support in her insecurities
Matt literally has 3 voices, they're all good but goddamn does he seem limited, either that or his voice is so recognizable. He has his regular speaking voice, then the "villain mcbadguy" (gangplank, shroud) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-SNQo9STps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0BGeutkH4&t=248s and then he has the leon/mccree slightly-more-badass-than-his-usual-tone voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKYVvPNhRR0&t=173she's good but you probably shouldn't pick a guy with such a recognizable voice for the main bad guy that hides behind a mask.
>>550811681She's more than redeemed herself.
>>550835295What if Billy Zane played Shroud instead?https://youtu.be/JHqh3QmUkvc?si=jPXeGM3DlPsWVcNM
>>550835764some people drown while others die of thirst
>>550835764You lock that down, cause it’s never gonna happen again
>>550836198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9l_XYNYczImeanwhile this is Leon's voice actor IN THE SAME FUCKING GAME
>>550811681Yes
>>550836153She's 27. I'm 33. We've been dating for 6 years.I'm genuinely concerned about her mental health lately because she absolutely hates her new job and has been super depressed lately about her finances. She's been sending me Invisigal pictures a lot lately. She bought a jacket for her cosplay the other day.I can't Robertmax. I'm too big.
>>550836663Based and luckyI'm jealous
>>550836663I’m a thirsty man watching another man drown
>>550836663The jews are making it so that i can't have this too.
>>550836663well if that's the case then yeah, you should be a little concerned, but keep in mind that she's a woman and her brain doesn't work the same way that yours do. it will pass after some time, it's just her way of escaping reality. talk and support her but don't indulge her fantasy too much. let her make a cosplay, read whatever she sends you when you have time, but whatever you do don't try to robermax, that would quickly backfire and become embarrassing.now leave this incel thread, you force us to watch you drown while we die of thirst.
>>550837201They want to take this from you, and me, and everyone
>>550836663>27yo dating a 19yoi'm not a redditor but that's a red flag for sure
>>550837393Nigga what?
>>550837393>27 - 6 = 19You may want to check the math on that.
>>550817531Surely they don't hate their own daughter enough to name her Roberta, right?
>>550835764Your girlfriend sounds pretty based
>>550835764>>550836663Tell her that her mere existence caused a wave of jealousy among a bunch faggots on the internet, that should make her feel better.
>>550838063learn to read first before trying to be smartass
>>550836605Leon's VA voiced the Merchant? I had no idea, dude's got range.
>>550838739that's why the fanbase like that particular voice actor a lot
>>550838441What are you referring to? If anon is 33 dating a 27 year old for 6 years, then they would have started dating when he was 27 and she was 21. Unless you're being glib and implying the anon posting is 19, I don't get it.
>>550839950I have no idea what he's getting at either
Should Lee make Clem kill him at the end?
Robert stopping by Courtney's place only to find her molesting a body pillow version of him!
>>550841015Yes, Clementine needs to toughen up a little to survive in this fucked up world and Lee doesn't deserve to spend who knows how long rotting away chained to a radiator. The best thing for both of them is for her to put him out of his misery.
>>550841015Yes. You wouldn’t force your own dad to suffer as a zombie; would you?
>>550841190Based and Mechapilled
>>550826917Kek, I'd really like if that was a thing so we could have more picrel like moments. Imagine the date scene but Robert Goslingson doesn't say anything when Blazer takes off the amulet and just stares. Or the bathroom scene with Visi but he doesn't say a word until Waterboy shits and Courtney is not just pissed but confused as fuck.
>>550841190You reminded me Eroko-san on the Attack
>>550841340>>550841345I always did it because realistically, she's going to have to do it eventually, she might as well understand it's a mercy to Lee
>>550817350p-man literally says he couldn't satisfy her cause his dick doesn't fit in her
Who is more fixable?
>>550841754100% Courtney
>>550841952I don’t know, it’s pretty impressive how Shepard managed to turn Jack from space Revy into a mama bear school teacher
>>550842052But we haven't seen how much we can fix Courtney yet. She still has the potential to go further
Which team wins?
>>550842149We know how she can be fixed. By bearing Robert’s 12 children, wearing a sundress while barefoot around the apartment, all while keeping the nose ring
>>550842556https://youtube.com/shorts/lA3cDoLNYrc?si=T0F4HF_l8w8B-7YY
>>550842640Based.
>>550842556Depends if Phenomaman can switch on and fight with no limitersotherwise top team wins just because they have a speedster
>>550819273>Visi was "fucking both of them"imagine if she actually fucked robert in the locker room and he took it literally during the torture. hot
>>550842891>Zoro: Off GridMy sides have left orbit.
>>550842556Immortal is a Punch Up victim
>>550842640>SpoilerBased
>>550842891>fucking Word Girl has better stats than MarkThis slander is so good I could die!
>>550842640and the haircut of course. she has to keep that too
I don’t think Robert would hate Mark, but I do think he would genuinely have some serious and scathing things to say about his ability to be a hero.
He would absolutely love Adam Eve though
>>550844105https://x.com/_mrender/status/2002113496163717296?s=46
>>550844105>>550844287How would we rank the Guardians from who Robert would be most fond of to whose head he would want to smash into a wall?
>Enter KennyI love you Kenny
>>550844105Robert x Mark
>>550845016Mark is 100% heterosexual. Robert is 100% heterosexual.
>>550844923The Invisigal of Walking Dead
>>550844667Immortal and Kate are definitely on his shit list, and he might actually throw a chair at Immortal.
>>550845436He's so happy nowBefore everything happens
>>550844923>>550845436Both of them did nothing wrong.
>>550844923>>550845436>Me and the boys on our way to get fixed
>>550845670They did some things wrong, but they’re not bad people by nature.
>>550845865What did Kenny do wrong?
>>550845702you can fix visi, you can fix kenny, you can't fix john. Catwoman is telltale visi, except more evil. Also laura bailey
>>550845965Let Katja put down Duck.
>>550845972Telltale Selina doesn’t really do anything that evil. In fact, she’s one of the easiest to fix versions of Selina
>>550845972John is manageable. It was a bunch of outside forces that made him snap.
>>550846170To be fair, there's no way he could have known she was going to kill herself.
>>550846208Yeah, I'm trying to recall her doing anything super evil but she really never did. She just kinda stole shit, used Harvey, and broke his heart further pushing him to turn into Two-Face.
My gay cousin said Flambae isn’t gay enough
>>550846208well, what is she, the typical burglar right? BUT she does use harvey, cheats on him, and works with the sick fucks at the pact, so she's worse than visi. At least visi is a genuine romantic. Bruce basically has to force selina to become one. Visi also WANTS to be a hero, bruce basically has to guilt selina into it.
>>550846723Who also happened to be voiced by Travis. What did Laura mean by this?
Okay, im at the drug store.Which one do I choose? Judas or tard?
>>550846348the vigilante ending itself is proof that john is not manageable.
thread is boring as fuck. needs more Blazer
heroes voiced by lee, clementine, and kenny would be so kino next season
>>550846885Travis is going to turn into Two Face IRL.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNsRhBJ5QD4
>>550846989>Thread is boring, needs more of the boring romance optionSeriously no hatred towards blazer but visi was clearly made to be the canon option, she's more fun and the connection with robert is closer. Blazer is clearly supermodel tier but visi is also extremely hot
>>550846968Always go against Lily and Larry. Fuck those two
>>550846828Yeah. Flambae could pass as straight if he wanted to.
Grow up
>What I see is potential. Unfortunately for you, it’s a curse. Because there isn’t a thing in the universe that goes more wasted than potential. And despite how common it is, no one seems to forget. It’s what they whisper when you leave the room. “Oh, so and so had so much potential.” It follows you forever. I'm here to help you lift the curse of potential by getting you to fucking do something with it.
>>550846871>Bruce: You’re a good person, Selina>Selina: *folds instantly*
Invisimech <3333
>>550846396It was still a bad idea, and he should’ve known she wouldn’t be able to follow through with it.
>>550847395>you can't fuckin forgive me, you haven't even like processed what's going ongoddamn it laura bailey you've done it again
>>550846981Maybe John should’ve just stayed in Arkham. He’s most docile there.
Thank her
>>550847534I love her delivery on that line so much
Can Mark get along with Z-Team?
>>550847415Laura Bailey....
>>550847783>I think Invincible is the most bullyable person on Z Team
>>550847783he would be bullied more than waterboy
>>550847446He was in a terrible state of mind and obviously couldn't think clearly, the whole situation was just FUBAR. Even Lee who was in a far more clear state of mind was completely shocked when they found out she killed herself, no one could have seen that coming.
>>550847619for me it's the quick >Nopewhen robert asks about the pulse right before the party starts and the >alright, let's do itwith the cute little head jump on the stretcher
>>550847113>visi was clearly made to be the canon option>BB's first kiss is literally a Disney moment>Visi's first kiss is her sexually assaulting you in the locker room
Flambert <3333
Bring your kid to work day at SDN!
>>550847783I want to molest Mark Grayson.
>>550847619Imagine it. She had the big confession speech prepared, she was fully ready and expecting Robert to lay into her (and if you pick the mean or unsure dialogue option, she’s unphased by them because she expects either one).But then Robert just comes and hits her with “I forgive you, you were a villain, and you may have hurt me but that’s not who you are anymore.” And completely shatters her plan to self sabotage for the umpteenth time
>>550847972I never choose it, but her delivery on the let's be friends is great too. That cute little giggle in the middle of it is great.Want any webms of anything?
>>550847079Gavin Hammon is currently voicing Cecil in Invincible VS.
Hope status?
>>550848097So if they had a daughter would they name her Courtney Robertson or Roberta Robertson?
>>550848185Keep the comms clear, Eve
>>550848310
>>550848185Anissa?
>>550848001i think you forgot that i asked for it?
PUNCH UP BROS????? OUR RESPONSE???
>>550848001You have to go out of your way to get the kiss now.
>>550848310Through the roof.
Punch up voice actor is an eceleb too? he actually did a good job i'm a bit surprised.
>>550846989Post some more Blazer then. BBjeet left and I don't think that many people here have much pics of her.
>>550848310Dead on arrival unless they get Igloo back
>>550848636>that imageits actually unbelievable how much she won in that ending
>>550848484Midgetbros...
>>550848242to be honest no i'm goslinging too hard already. fucking animators and va got me. Best part imo is the line i mentioned the "alright let's do it" because she's clearly extremely happy after bobert kissed her and called her a real hero. very well acted and animated moment. Oh and the dance
>>550848001>Visi's first kiss is her sexually assaulting you in the locker room
>>550848813they would be insane not toalso igloo loved dispatch so its a high chance they come back
>>550848817TotalCourtneyVictory
>>550848857When you agree to get the pulse at the party rtight? Then BB says no and you can see her anguish from her chance at redemption being refused.
>>550848828 bob-bob clearly has the visi nametag on his forehead, punch up gets coupe
>>550846989>>550848795>>550824938>>550825124>>550825356>>550825539>>550825619you're welcome
>>550848813They really did seem to love working on Dispatch, so unless Adhoc suddenly turns into a bunch of drooling retards they'll get Igloo Studio back for season 2.
>>550849047i meant this at 0:26 >>550849038look at the little head movement
>>550848331Mandy Robertson in honor of her step-aunt
>>550848723yeah, jackscepticeye. i don't know anything about him, but the voice acting was alright.
>>550849249Oh yeah. the whole end was made with love and you can tell
>>550835764>>550836663coming in 3 hours late to tell you fuck you and I want what you have
>>550848001>>Visi's first kiss is her sexually assaulting you in the locker roomRobert had it coming.
>>550849241The problem with those outsourced teams - they have a schedule of releases for a few years.
what is Visi's favorite pixar movie and why is it Wall-E
>>550848723Waterboy's VA is also an eceleb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY3y6zNTiLs
>>550849495THEY WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION
>>550849639holy shit i think this is why visi oneshotted me. it was MY favorite pixar movie
how does the Z-team react if Robert originally looked a little more scarred up?
>>550848001It's a revenge, because Robert didn't kiss her in the theater. For the guy who immediately kissed a recruiter, he was too slow there
>>550849434Why is she so fucking cute?
>>550849809she for sure cried at the ending and the credits and went invisible to prevent robert from seeing
>>550849231Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to. There was a meltdown out there in Oklahoma. A White man was in a critical mental condition, and you're laughing, you're laughing. Someone killed himself yesterday because of what you did.
>>550849928Igloo supremacy
>>550849079>punch up gets coupeThe sub 4 foot Irishman gets the aspie assassin.
>>550849812He’s hotter that way
>>550849079>>550850721Wonder why they broke up in the first place.
>>550849812They could have a little more respect for him because it would be more obvious that he's been through some shit.That haircut fits him well btw
I don’t know if we talked about this already and I missed it, but Adhoc confirmed episode 6 was meant to have a sex scene with Visi/BB after the party but they ran out of money and couldn’t make ithttps://x.com/k4zuigetsu/status/2002153137105482112?s=46
>>550850390It's not that easy being green
>>550851351But how would the ship-attack plot work then? The sacrifice of Chase works so well because he scolded Visi recently
>>550850963invisible hands typed this
>>550807539>radiant luminary
>>550852152a lot of things could have been rewritten after they realized what scenes cannot be done. maybe originally the whole party -> chase's meltdown -> visi's pulse retrieval -> chase's sacrifice sequence would even be split between episodes 6 and 7.
FEEEEEELLLLLLLL THEEEEEEE WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY IIIIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Realistically speaking, what is stopping Adhoc from hiring Igloo to help them make a Persona style director’s cut with the gooner scenes added back in?
>>550849048I really can’t see Spidey working at SDN.
>>550853401
>>550851351>>550852976the real question is how does the locker room kiss play out. since that was supposed to be Visi's last ditch hail mary play, if she already fucked him what else would she even try to do?
>>550853793I like to think she was playing the song in her head when she went for the locker room invisismooch.
>>550853939No ruber
>>550853696Igloo's deadlines I guess. I personally don't care about the gooner scenes at all, there's enough gooning material in everything these days. Just give me some extra intimate moments with Mandy and Court and fix the plot holes.
>>550853939Rape him for real.>>550854015she cant control her horny level
>>550844667I could see him getting along with Rae.
>>550853939it's possible that we wouldn't get the locker kiss at all, or that it would look differently, maybe a goodbye "u chnged ma hart in a big wei bobert" kiss if you slept with her sort of thing.
If they were ever going to restore the cut sex scenes I think they should be added to an epilogue episode
>>550851351I’m assuming that was before heavy rewrites because it wouldn’t work at all with how the story goes now.
>>550850390A guy told you to go have sex, and you depicted him as a chud. Think about what that means
Robert doesn’t shave his face as well as he could
>POV: Chase entering your apartment to apologize for ruining your party
>>550855429>the mask stays on during sex
>>550855252>normalfag on 4chan telling people to have sexfuck right the fuck off
>>550855429>>550855784The mask is one of my favorite parts
>Visifag tells you to have sex, good>Blazerfag tells you to have sex, badGo find your Courtney, bro. They like Fireball ;)
>>550853939It was probably an option when you skipped the stay over, if they had sex, it would be something more delicate, like she cries in his arms
ALRIGHT BOYSDOUG OR CARLEY
>>550855429Wouldn't bandage make more sense while she's in her Mandy form?It feels like she could just snap out of those binds as BB on accident.
>>550855831>Answer the question.>Have you fucked a female in your life? One single time?>Have you busted inside with no protection? Had her begging for it? Put your thumb in her mouth? Choke her, slap her? Put your thumb inside her butt?>Have you, Robert?
>>550856205I like Doug, but I think Carley's the better option to save.
>>550856295Yes.
>>550856295
>>550856286*bondage
>cum inside me, (Anon)You've really NEVER heard that before?
>>550856286It's the part of roleplay, anon. She would not break ropes because she accepted her submissive role. Like domesticated elephants
Season 2 will feature at least three hours worth of cutscenes of Courtney molesting Robert at work.
>>550857232No anon, it will be 2 hours, and then one hour of Robert molesting Courtney at work.
>>550857232>at least three hoursand that's only if you chose Mandy in s1
>>550857439>Add a scene of Courtney dragging Robert into a janitor's closet and jerking him off regardless of who the player romanced in season 1 or I walkJesus, Laura...
>>550857232I just want 3 hours of Mandy and Robert doing cute couple things
what are you guys playing? BG3 for me
>>550859887replaying TWD. Just finished Disco elysium.
>>550859887KCD1
Assuming Blazer keeps feeding him well, is Robert going to be swoll in season 2
>>550819448Did he gave himself brain damage with the implant or was that just there from the start.
>>550859887Modded HOI4.
>>550859887Nuclear Throne.Melting's B skin WILL be mine.
>>550859887Thief 1, like the boomer I am
>>550860638maybe, but I like his skinnyfit form though, it fits him
>>550862015And it works better with his fighting style. He relies on speed, dodging, sometimes even acrobatics rather than raw strenght. That's what the suit is for.
>>550861484Waiting for a Nightdive remaster so I can finally have an excuse to get into it and T2
Why do I get the impression that Christmas celebrations would be wonderful with Blazer?
>>550864195because she seems the type to go all out, wanting to make sure everything is as warm and jolly as possible
>>550864195because it absolutely would be and she would put extra effort going through all the holiday traditions to make it special and memorable
>>550864195>>550864559>>550865052Blazer is very, very merry. Young Mrs Claus tier. Take the most charming and wholesome woman you've ever met and give her a halo on top of her head and put her in a Santa outfit. That's Santa Blazer
Christmas slice of life episode interrupted by a sudden need for the Z-Team to be dispatched DLC, give it to me AdHoc. I'll pay extra if they start to sing carols through the comms at some point.
>>550860638Eating good, getting paid, feeling good, working out with Mandy and Flambae, he's back in the suit fighting....it's safe to say he's going to be in the best shape of his life
All I wanted from this was for you to look at me the same way you look at Blazer...
>>550863398They look dated but it doesn't take long to get used to the aesthetic, I personally don't care about the remasters.
>>550866287
>>550866287I only have eyes for Miss Blazer. Sorry, kid
>>550859887Titanfall 2
I'm glad these threads exist. I'm still not over this game, won't be any time soon probably, the times of regular /v/ threads are over, but there's still /SDN/ so I don't have to engage with redditors to get my Dispatch fix. Anyway, what and when do you hope AdHoc to announce something about the future?
>>550859887About to play this gem, (the expansion).
>>550849680He's an eceleb, she's an eceleb, you're an elceleb, are there any other ecelebs I should know about?!?
Convince me to not be lazy and go to the gym.
>>550868989If one man can hold you down two can rape you.
>>550868989ever heard of calisthenics?
>>550868503Little known fact: Beef was actually played by Joshua Tomar.
>>550868989The post workout meal is better than any other. You'll hurt tomorrow, but you'll be stronger.
>>550868989Courtney would like you more
>>550867987season 2 announcement within 6 months or the hype is dead
>>550868989The only reason why Robert as a character works at all is because he's a conventionally attractive man who works hard to stay in shapeIf he wasn't fit he would just be a fat depressed loser with a junk food addiction
>>550868989Do it for Flambae.
>>550870540Fat Robert…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj8XohxYkGc
>>550871238nice detail with the prosthetic fingers
>>550871238Flambae was robbedFlambae was cheatedRobert will get the next one
>>550835764You shroud be her rock so she can rock *guitar rift
Would Courtney still love a fat Bobert
>>550870540I'm a depressed loser with a junk food addiction but I'm skinny. I thank God every day for my enhanced metabolism, it would truly be over for me if I were fat.
>>550871819unlikely, his looks are what made her attracted to him on a physical level
I dont think Courtney or Mandy would love fat Bobert or vice versa.Nor do I think Flambae would love fat Bobert, and I dont think Bobert would like Fatbae
>>550871819No. But Courtney would expect Bobert to love her even as a fat cow.
>>550872051>blazer and courtney are both physically attracted to this short and skinny twink body
>>550872229>>550872232Robert would 100% still love Courtney or Mandy had they gotten fat. Men stick by their women. Usually. A lot more than the reverse. I think so, anyway.
I heard you guys like rape and hr violations
>>550871839nigga count your calories, I doubt you get anywhere near 2500+
>>550872284God, I'm so envious of this fucker's ability to maintain such physique while living off of twinkies and microwave burritos."I work out" my ass, this is totally genetic.
>>550872481That's different. I think he would stay loyal if they got fat, but I don't think he would fall in love with either if they were already fat
Dispatch.But everyone is fat. And Beef happens to be skinny.
>>550872540only if she's pretty.
>>550872540It's kind of weird to see Robert not smiling with Blazer.
>>550872595What I’m saying is. Courtney would likely leave Robert had he become a fat fuck in his later years. Mandy would probably be more loyal. If I had to guess.
>>550872805This, Robert should have a full on toothy smile getting his ear nibbled by Blazer.
I would like to draw a Mecha Blazer Caramelldansen
>>550872540No way fag *hits on coupe over the phone*
>>550872553I did a few times out of curiosity, 3100+ on average, but there are days where I know for sure that I eat more. I'm constantly eating snacks, my lunches and dinners consist of fast food, I drink plenty of beer. Despite all this, I look like a twink, it's not even a skinnyfat situation. I don't know how this works, maybe I should get checked out, but I'm not complaining.
>>550872805His smile was gone after one night with her
Skibidi toilet
>>550874012Stay mad
It has taken me years of stuffing myself to gain 15 pounds. People don't seem to realize how much talent it takes to be fat. You can't do that shit by willpower alone. You have to be born with a natural inclination towards it otherwise it's harder than fucking rocket science.
>>550874012Surprised it lasted that long
>>550874012She literally restored his smile and optimism.
>>550874725Talent and money, I've never understood how people can afford to be fat as fuck, especially considering obesity is worse among lower classes. Eating that much is expensive, especially if you're not cooking.
>>550874725Being a fatass is probably the single easiest thing in the world to do. Half of all American kids are overweight for a reason
>>550875094'All right' status? All ready
>>550875156Maybe it's literally all down to soda. It's the one beverage I can't stand.Just cut soda and you'll never be fat no matter how hard you try.
>>550874725This, trying to gain weight is literal torture, you have to constantly remind yourself to eat all the fucking time
>>550872540
What went wrong?
>>550825539>>550717591goddamn, I'm still laughing every time I read it. legit one of the most memorable posts I've seen on this site in years.
>>550876519literally none of those 3 options are in character for Bobert
>>550876519I wonder if it's easier or harder to work under these conditions.
>>550877076Objectively speaking it's because BB started off strong in episode 1 and fell off while the opposite was true with Visi. I've watched a couple of playthroughs and them feeling put off by her relationship with phenomaman and cutting a member is recurring theme, which is a shame because the breakup gets resolved pretty quickly and the firing is most plot driven. On the other hand Visi starts off on the wrong foot but is presented as someone that you can fix, and that's more endearing from a narrative standpoint.
>>550877906Then you've only been here 2 years. I see posts like that and scroll right past without a second thought.
>>550878334
>>550878209I dunno the last three episodes ruined Visi for me. By episode 6, I was tired of her shit. The plot was just contrived to drag us into her drama especially when she blew up Robert.
>>550878069Jesus, you are so boring. I drew a joke on topic, what if Blazer turns into a nympho and yandere in a long relationship
>>550878525Yes, you're right.
>>550874725Nah, as a fat guy I can tell you there's nothing easier in the world than being fat, you just have to lack the willpower to stop stuffing your fat face
>>550878525That's true, but you make the decision before that
>>550878614I think you should do a second pass on the dialogue options as well. They are pretty generic
>>550878209Ironically, the strong start gets played against her by the boyfriend reveal, as every nice action towards Robert can be read as a betrayal against Phenomaman. It's way more nuanced than that, of course, but the devs should have known that your average player doesn't do nuance and avoided a retarded twist like this that doesn't lead anywhere except confuse and disappoint the player in the remaining space between episode 2 & 3. And then they present Invisigal as an uncomplicated alternative and it's not rocket science why the stats are the way they are.
>>550878954I could see it all coming by episode 6, personally. After Visi punched Chase, I went back and switched back to Blazer. Don't regret a thing
>>550876519>Only a dollar?>That's the 5th time this week...>I need HR.
>>550879093>Visi>UncomplicatedNot sure what game you were playing.
HELP! I’m addicted to shortbread cookies! :(
>>550879634By episode 3, it's clear how and where Invisigal's character is going, for her type of character, the early friction plays in her favor while it's a hindrance for Blazer because of the way her character is presented
Someone the other night said that I'm secretly Matt Mercer....You're not far off. I do look just like him.
>>550879943nta but I don't believe in "fixing" characters anymoreif you've been shit for years, then turning things around will only last for so long before you bounce back to where you were beforeold habits die hard, and Visi is 27 not some teenager
>>550879943>Visi punches you in the face in E3>Blazer breaks up with Phenomaman, tells you immediately so you know she's available, and then snuggles your son BeefWhy do Visifriends want to be abused?
>>550879719Fat fuck
>>550879719I feel ya anonthey're so goddamned good with coffee
>>550880103Prove you aren’t Matt Mercer.
>>550879719>don't know what those arethese things look like shit
>>550881010You picked the plainest looking image of shortbread cookies on the internetThey're basically just sugar cookies with frosting or sprinkles
https://files.catbox.moe/9toe30.mp4
I feel like there ought to be some evolution of the powers in the next game.>Robert gets a batman like suit with gadgets >Visi phases through things like a ghost>Blazer going all in on the super saiyan meme and can transform without the amulet
>>550880206She went to SDN of her own volition because she wants to be a hero, but her experiences and environment she grew up in are holding her back. It’s literally your job to help rehabilitate her, and it’s entirely possible for it happen. If you have the power to stop bad things from happening, and you choose not to do anything, then they happen because of you.
>>550882339Huh, looks like Winter is number 14.
>>550883919BB will likely be powerless for half the game and will work as Robert's subordinate.
>>550881873>>550882116>>550882398>>550882594dumb fujo
>>550880945Ummm...uhh....I am not....excuse me for a moment
>>550883919>Waterboy gets a new suit that can better control his excessive moisture>Phenomaman finally gets out of his rut>Chase finds a new means to deal with his affliction beyond the amulet
>>550884815No comment for the rest of the comic?
>>550884756Didn't even catch that detail before. Neat. Hope we see him in season 2.
>>550884756>>550885706Screw this pencil-necked fuck, we need to know more about Jeremy.
>>550884758Just because she doesn't have her powers doesn't mean she's lost her manager position, you don't need superpowers to do paperwork
>>550884756>it’s realSo he exists, but he’s just not on the Z-Team.
>>550886664I wonder how they would fit him in then? Be a temporary support for the Z-team? Maybe he got demoted or something?
>>550886049I want to know how Chad is being outdone by a guy who named himself Big Chungus.
new blazer just dropped
>>550886875
Courtney owes Robert head.
this time VIsi
>>550888075
>>550886531There is a tiny arc, where she accepts that she wasn't a good boss, it's a tiny moment, but it indicates she could work under Roberts' supervision
>>550888342Based
>>550886875Big Chungus doesn’t need to game the system by committing arson.
>>550889876Even Mandy doesn't bait for compliments like this
not sure if the guy who requested it is still around but here's the metric amv but with no subtitleshttps://files.catbox.moe/timyk2.mp4
>>550888075not my robert
>>550891351What's wrong?
>>550886074>>550886452>>550890272dumb fujo
>>550890967Nta but I'll say thank you on his behalf
>>550889876not sure if fujo but dumb anyway
>>550891456he's skinny not thick
>>550891553>>550892075You missed one :^)
>>550892114You call that thick?
>>550889495dumb fujo
>>550892324thicker than he should be
Sorry, the author, I edited it because "peggable" doesn't fit with Cortney
>>550893263she literally brings up pegging in the game
>>550893778yeah, this famous pegger
>>550893778I joke about rape and genocide, but that doesnt mean I rape or genocide
>>550893947>>550894001it's funny how invisifags reject this fundamental part of her character
>>550892665He's still got some muscle for a guy that was in a coma for three months. Robert's not like a twig unlike say Waterboy.
>>550809752
https://youtu.be/RBQ9M3fjRdk?si=xKszrQEscshACRNk
How would Invisigal react to being preggers?
>>550895192he's lean, not lanky no, but definitely not anywhere near that fanart
>>550896715Does Robert own any clothes besides his SDN outfit?
>>550896985he owns workout clothes and that brown jacket
>>550896985His costumeHis episode 1 outfitworkout clothes
>>550897376>>550897681Courtney's going to steal the only hoodie he owns.
The fujos are asleepPost straight interactions only
>>550899731okay!!
I will wake them
>>550895828Listen to Electrochemistry, Bobert. Logic is a pussy.
>>550899896sterile, no emotions, just like the pairing
>>550900125No don’t!
>>550894351>He took her banter seriouslyWe all saw her wet dream, the only way she'll peg Robert is if he asks her to.
I put a stalk of rhubarb under the fujo’s bed. It should sleep soundly, for now. It’s what the book told me, anyway.
What if Robert asked Visi to quit smoking?
>>550901237Fujos aren’t faeries silly anon
>>550901292She'll respond by turning him into a smoker.
Terminally online people may as well be Fae. Certain key words or expressions of opinion will undo them.
*whispers into your ear*“Only disgusting Indians like BB”“AIIIEEEEEE” *dissolves into ash*
>>550900257Kill yourself.
>>550901446Always has been
>>550899731Say something nice about Robert and Mandy
>>550902497They do a great job at making Laura Baileys performance shine brighter
Visifag "try not to shitpost for 5 minutes" challenge: impossible
>>550894351She constantly talks about inserting things into Roberts butt, but it's just a joke. I swear. There's no way a girl that wears a septum piercing, would ever want to play around with your asshole....right? You guys?????
>>550903709>>550903997
>>550868205is this a CnC game?
>>550902497should I tell Reddit and X the age gap?
>>550902014You're a little mad for someone that posts mediocre fanart of mediocre couples
>>550903997>>550904825I'm getting really tired of people stockpiling shitpost images just to ruin the threads.
redditors everyone
Wake up Fujos! We need you!
>>550906248go back and never return
>>550903709>Wahbut, u godda twy sniffeng dis
>>550906248I finished the game with mediocre results, something like better than 50%, and Visi still was a hero
>>550905750But you're not tired of the jeet shitting it up? Fuck off
>>550903709wobert i dood it agen
>>550906434They’re always up. But it’s not like this place is where they reside 24/7. They got lives unlike us.
>>550906956>>550907976kek
>>550907983Fujos don’t have lives. They’re literally fem-troglodytes.
>>550906434Fujos are the heroes /SDN/ deserves, but not the ones it needs right now. So we'll hunt them, because they can take it. Because they aren't our heroes, they're silent fanart posters, watchful bumpers, gay knights.
>>550908071>Wobbie, da masc is tellen me u hab a ninedy percant chanse ov geddin me pwegnent
why the pregnancy and marriage jokes? the game has romance yes, but why project those things into the ship?
Robert and Courtney will have twins. His daughter will be not!Robert but his son will be not!Courtney.
>>550908792>Robert teaching his daughter to be a mechanic >Courtney teaching her son to be a trashy thug D’awww.
>>550908468How much further can we take these retard Visi edits?
>>550908580>jokes>Implying we aren't predicting future plot points
>>550881873>>550882116>>550882398>>550882594>>550882875>>550883108>>550883340>>550883639Those things make me sad a little, once I read a post about a guy who died, and turned out he was an artist who made gay porn with Disney-tier animation. It's so wasteful
wobert i dwank da gaduwade undew da sink
I think Robert would be a good dad. Not sure about Courtney.
>>550909042I'm patiently waiting for someone to bless us with an edit of her dressed up as Season 2 Kenny, eyepatch included.
Robert’s kid would end up obese. He’d overfeed it.
>>550901292She would quit, but still would smoke secretly from time to time
>>550909110pornographic art is still art, you're feeling sad because you're harboring puritan mentalities within your mind
Who is. Objectively. The most adorable character?
>>550901292she tells him to fuck off (jokingly) and brushes it off every time he brings it upbut she stops soon after meeting her real fan
>>550909652No, it's not, erotic is art, pornography is just a jerkin' fuel, everyone forgets during postnut clarity
>>550909728Not even a fucking question
>>550814564this one is funny
>>550909860If there's effort to make the audience to feel a certain way, it's art, not even up to debateA picture of a man spreading his asshole with turd coming out is still art if the creator intends it to make you feel either disgust or arousal or even a feeling of uncertainty
>>550814564>making fun of a disabled personNot funny.
>>550909879'Luv Bruno, simple as.
I NEED to fuck Prism.
>>550908274I don’t know about that. They make money with their dedication at conventions. Where as we settle for slop.
>>550910014postmodern interpretation, it is not completely wrong, but it is like a man, according to Plato, "a featherless biped, with broad claws". Duct-taped banana became an art because of that
I have 147 hours of playtime on Dispatch
>>550911207Seek mental help.
>>550911160>Duct-taped banana It engendered a lot of discussion about the nature of art. It has more impact than a lot of traditional pieces of art
