Eggnog Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/12-16-2025-update.93983/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>550606384
>parrying now costs one stamina>a successful parry grants two stamina >parry stun time window is decreased to only allow one heavy melee
>>550832459this was posted by a man with a goat head
>>550833353this man is not taking their team apart brick by brick
>build has resto shot on Vyperthe fuck? why would I ever pick that considering her weapon spread?
>>550833768it's there as a sign that maybe that build is fucking dogshit and whoever made it never actually played vyper
what makes resto shot bad or good, i don't quite understand
>>550833934I think its good on shotguns because it becomes impossible to miss but I am retarded and you shouldn't take my opinions seriously
>>550833842It's a Top Build though... but I was mistaken, it doesn't have resto shot in its items, it just has this text.
>>550833984Yeah you are retarded but I'm glad you acknowledged that. Shotguns only retain resto shot with the center pellet.
>>550834112even worse sign because it means it's just a lazy copypaste of another build>it's top buildmeans nothing, dogshit gets to top builds all the time
>>550833934im an aimlet so its bad (extra regen is also better because soul/health ratio or sum shit)
>>550834174Okay I didn't know that, thank you for explaining non-retard. I will endeavour to be less stupid.
>>550834243Delight. Simply delight.
>>550833768your first bullet is always accurate bro.i don't even play vyper and i know this.
>>550834453the actual reason resto shot is dog shit is that it can proc while dumping mags into creeps and you're expected to have this obsession in lane with maximising you one tapping an enemy every time it's up
>trying new characters for ornaments>enemy team is getting multiple hypercarries on their mains while i'm floundering around like an idiot trying to make sense of what to do on an unfamiliar hero (usually ending in me just clearing waves because i have zero clue what else to do)please no more events that encourage me to try new things yoshi i beg of you
>>550834567every character has this problem.you just eat the reduced healing or see that it's about to come up and stop shooting for one second to tap an enemy.
dmg resist items are such a fucking scam holy shit
I'm a fucking employed person, how long do I have to complete this faggot challenge and what do I actually get for it...??
>>550835637You only need to win one game for the chimney keepsake, and who even knows if this is actually FOMO and not something you'll win after the game is out.
>MY METAL BOY>>550834692Tried to do the challenge as an excuse to get out of my usual rotation, but the brutality of trying new guys caused way more problems than the strength of my favorite characters
what an unwinnable shitshow, man
>>550834453You're supposed to hose down almost all the time with Vyper, nobody wants to stop when Resto is about to go up and tap click on an enemy.
Metro told me to buy both armors to hit my 4.8k vit rush thoever I believe 1 armor + its corresponding lifesteal is just betterHelps you stay topped off to maintain your +65% hp buff,also plays into the trade efficiency strategy
>>550835637arcana at open beta if you complete the challenge frfr
>>550837694metro is horrible it has been hilarious checking in every so often to see him get demolished in NA ladder though
It's cold outside so odds of Vyper climbing into Paige's bed and SAing her are up
>>550749902Every time. Every fucking time.
>>550837694He is fucking terrible. Do not listen to him for anything.
>>550838938Shes a snake retard she is literally immobilized in the cold
>>550837694Both t2 armours + healing booster has been the best things to buy as Abrams since the shop update but I'm rather sure Metro hasn't played anything but seven, wraith and kelvin.
>>550838897>>550839301 A good candidate for the vit rush IMHO would be mirage. According to statlocker, spirit lifesteal is one of his highest winrate items. This combo'ed with enchanters makes a lot of sense as t he emblem also gives you cdr+spirit power for the mark. So the opener would be extra health>healing rite>enchanters>spirit lifesteal, for 2k hpTanky mirage actually feels really good since tornado can be used more aggressively and mark will ensure you win any extended engagement.
>>550840212you go ahead and try that this is a great example as to why statistical win rates for items are kind of useless for making builds
>>550840212rushing green investment over damage is retarded
>>550840334Not an argument, 100% I body you with this strat seekerkun
>>550840506he watches Metro idk what you expect
>>550840506 way back before the soul orb change youd be right because people could just backline nuke and get 100% but now it unironically works
>>550840828wow 20 more healing if you're at 1%
>>550839694Why do you think she's climbing into her bed, retard?
holy shit guys i JUST looked the epstein files and it's got every vindicta player on it!!
someone invite memy friend code is 118671908also does this game run on 2GB VRAM
>>550841064>i just got shit on
>>550840865>gets stuck on the irrelevant part of the exchangeIts not the regen, its the hp to damage ratio leading to more efficient trades
>>550841124>2GB VRAMId be surprised if it doesnt
>38 assist paigelmao>63 sapphire kills>56 amberi love BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOLING
>>550843754>fighting into spirit/turret mcginnis>who has the high ground>which you don't contest>in a hallway
>>550834692>>550836141now imagine you're a new playing trying this shit outgame's gonna fucking DIE again unless they change it big time, you can't expect 6 hero drops anually to keep a playerbase around. And they'll drop that number to 2 or even 1 as soon as they hit release, too, the same way it happened with dota.
>>550844394How do you play turret McGinnis? Are you just underpowered up until a point where you get certain items?
https://statlocker.gg/profile/126506274/matchesthis gigantic massive faggot spent the entire game blaming EVERYONE and sperging out while going 1/11. How do people like that exist is beyond me
>>550844538You're never really underpowered, you can take on pretty much anyone except a fed as fuck gun hypercarry. The only issue, which is a big glaring issue, is if the enemy focuses your turrets instead of you. At the current ELO i'm at (~ritualist~) nobody really does that though. If they do that THEN you're useless. If you make it to endgame then you have a huge as fuck healing AoE that provides fire rate, movement speed, and healing, on a really short CD. You slow people forever, your ult isn't worthless and if you get lightning scroll is actually pretty good in a teamfight once you toss down your heal + turrets. Most of the time you just toss down your heal, toss your turrets in a spread pattern on your heal, and shoot people. If anyone stays in your vicinity without killing your turrets then they die.
>>550844606>11/12 mvplmao!!
>>550844606average haze playeralso his builds look like a randomizer
>>550844981>At the current ELO i'm at (~ritualist~) nobody really does that thoughI'm in Arcanist and everyone almost always shoots the turrets before shooting me.
>>550845401Dunno what to tell you, haven't really experienced it outside of maybe once or twice. Usually whenever I start a fight or get started on I throw a heal station beneath myself, toss a turret, shoot them, toss another 3s later, shoot, etc. Sometimes I spread them out far outside of the healing zone if they have aoe and even attempt to shoot them. Unless I try to ambush someone around a corner or defend a walker/guardian I don't pre-place my turrets since it's just a big glaring "shoot me" sign.
>>550845698Alright, thanks anyway. What build do you use?
another boring game where my team plays passively as the net worth gap slowly gets larger and larger and they refuse to try and do ANYTHING about it because they all feel too weak to actually do anything.wow, that's crazy a 50k net worth wraith held W and clicked all of us to death? how could this happen?
When is Calico getting her redesign?
>>550845781"Miro's Turrets Updated as per advice by Deathy". No idea how to extract build IDs.I usually start left to right in column 1, but if we're taking a lot of damage early lane I pick up healing booster. Due to the timing of when turrets really come online, I don't usually pick up heroic aura until after Superior Cool down. Then it's whatever I feel like. Transcendent Cooldown + Healing Tempo are massive upgrades which you should priortize before any other t4+ items.
I feel like every time i play a new hero for the ornament the opponents are filled with people comfortable on their heroes and my team is filled with other ornament playersI know thats a deluded take but its really starting to feel like it
>>550846938my team always has at least one ornament playerthis is because i am the ornament player
>>550836997No idea who the furry is supposed to be
>retard requests lane swap to play with his duo even though there is literally an option that always pairs you with your duo in lane>swap because i know these fuckers will rage at you and pause the game until you do it>they get assraped because the guy that was my MMR equal was like fucking 10 ranks above them>it puts me with the lowest ranked player on my team who proceeds to do absolutely nothing in lane so i can't even crush their lower MMR players in returnfuck this retarded ass system man.
>>550847074lash lol
>>550847103>even though there is literally an option that always pairs you with your duo in laneValve hod this and the comp checkmarks in the options menu instead of the character select, blame them for not informing people
>>550847103>even though there is literally an option that always pairs you with your duo in lanehi, retard who uses that option here.we both have it enabled yet 2/3 times we get put in different lanes.
>>550847103>even though there is literally an option that always pairs you with your duo in lanethat is hidden away inside of a menu and also doesnt work half the time and loves to disable itself
What's a good Doorman build? I hate it when builds completely neglect the doorway, his abysmal fire rate, or magazine capacity.
stomp dynamo is disgustingly strong wtfalso the ragdolls from stomp kills are funny
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!
>3-18 at 8 minutesYep, that's an abandon. I'm take the penalty and do my team a favor.
Add a character with a double barrel shotty NOW Icefraud
as a big noob is it ok if i just pick paige and follow a carry around and try to ward/shield them and then use anvil + root to setup kills?the game is kinda confusing
>>550851478>3-18 at 8 minutesactually fucking how
>so called gun meta>pocket is one of the most oppressive heroes right now?
>no furry mods for SevenGood, my boy is safe.
>>550851957Wraith DC'd for several minutes, and Vyper is a total rapist this patch.
>>550852509>Titanic on haze>sharpshooter>opening roundsExtremely seeker lobby
>>550853391It was Arcanist.
The meta is slowly shifting to staking early greens, stamina mastery, and kinetic dash exactly like "our boy" sait it would.Turns out Deathy IS retarded...
>>550852509>Vyper is a total rapist this patch.What's a good build for her?
>>550852509She's a total rapist all the timeAsk Paige
I think I should just play Wraith from now on. I'm terrible as her because I can't land my shots, but simply because I'm tired of playing against Wraith.
>>550853994You can just rat with her, dont need much aim against towers
Why is it that nigger sneezes on me I'm fully enflamed but I have to put a full fucking mag into someone for them to catch on fire
>>550854117There is a couple factors that affect this, headshots, distance from target, debuff resistance, ping
I miss vinboobtaWhen is the big tit mod for her coming back
>>550854336I'm point black hitting nearly every shot
>>550855664When receiving it seems faster because it takes a Lil longer for your comp/brain to register compared to being the one tot are the action
mcginnis spirit build heal + healing tempo is so fucking strong for pit fights, especially when it's the size of the pit itself
another day, still KEKscendant. For whatever reason no matter how much i win i cant hit CHADternus
>>550858461why do you care about rank in an alpha
>mfw keep bounching between mid phantom and high oracleSigh, I'll never make it chadscendant
>>550858461Just victor abuse, ez
>tfw infinite bouncing between Arcanist and Ritualist because I duo-queue with a guy stuck in the initiate pit full of smurfs and hackersWatching a 3 day old account on the enemy team go 40/0 on Vyper/Haze/Wraith/Warden has become the norm in the pits.At least I have a nearly 100% win rate when I solo queue because my elo is so insanely deflated...
>>550847103no one made you click the "switch lanes" button. literally your fault
>>550832459>Rebuttal now makes parrying only cost half staminaMelee would be saved.
>>550859646>Vyper/Haze/Wraith/WardenYou forgot Abrams
>>550859646i hate when i end up in a low elo game, where im forced to carry to win. It feels terrible, dont know how you can manage to play
Hate how sanitized this game feels, no blood or gibs, barely any swearing aside from damn (they deleted every line that said bitch) and the characters in general are really basic and one note
>78ki am the one who heals
mo & krill are so absurdly unfun to play as. his 1 and 3 don't even feel like abilities, they feel like passives. no weight at all. 2 looks utterly retarded too.
>>550862847I agree. They've definitely smoothed a lot of edges that the "original" version had. A lot less grit and it's evident in almost all manner of changes
>>550863215i miss vindicta's feet...
>>550858461if there is an elo hell, its ascendant 6
>>550858461>>550866885Remember, the longer your are stuck, the more "confidence" the system has in your rank, and the more wins you need to escape
>>550867475while this is true, the barrier into eternus is unironically about a 20 win streak, it is absurd to get past ass 6
idk waht they changed but the game feels easier now and i got phantom 1
>warden/lash on my team vs infernus/shiv >my lane feeds 2 kills before 2 minutes>they feed a total of 9 kills before 9 minutes>infernus and shiv are now unstoppable and run the lobby>neither responded when I asked if they wanted to switchmid lane also feeds super hard>my co-laner has no fucking idea how to play holiday and feedsah yes my mandated loss after 8 wins in a row
>>550868912Did you crack a hilarious joke at game start to break the ice and reinforce the mental? Classic mistake to forget
by far the dumbest event. Getting retards on vyper and various other shit heroes going 1/15. Thx yoshi you fucking retarded mongoloid
Poshy BREAKS RANKS with deathy, claims vit rush is "pretty good"Its fucking over deathy bros
mo n krill fucking sucks, give me tips so i can move on and never play this retard again
>>550869956You ult the sole guy carrying the enemy team.Your whole existence should be making sure he can't play the game.
>>550869956your ult has like a 40 second cooldown or some retard shit with a proper buildbuy carpet, fly at their carry, fuck him
>>550869956Rush qsr>torment pulseThen get Enduring speed>warpstoneThats basically it nothing else matters
>>550858342>he JUST found out about healing tempo's strenght on ginniscmon dawg...
>>550862847yeah definitely has the obnoxious disney niceness to it, but not entirely toothless with some of the dialogue.still upset they gave up on the grittier artstyle and went more for marvel rivals shiny and boring. maybe its just better for readability? either way pretty disheartening
>>550872351look at the rank bro at least he figured it out
Lmfao metro is trying to beef with Deathy this vid is hilarioushttps://youtu.be/32MBjyKPViA
>>550831939Everyone saying Geist is OP, but when i play it this gun annoys me af. I miss every fucking shot with it.
>>550844449dude its in it's most impenetrable state right now, there's no real tutorial, there's no real ranked/casual mode. things are about to change just be patient
>>550874162I feel sort of the same. I can't get a lot of value out of her. No idea how people get most player damage with her.
>>550862749I usually just play Seven or Victor and have fun.There no winning against an Eternus 6 metro smurf using an aimbot anyway.It's kinda funny though. Statlocker says I play at Ascendant 1 level, but the game has me at Arcanist 6 currently because I've sandbagged myself so hard playing with my bro.Kinda shows when I solo queue too.I suspect I've been reported for smurfing more than once.
>>550874713I noticed that at certain ranges the crosshair is so wrong. Like i need to put it all the way to the left of their silhouette or i miss every shot.
>have over 60% of the heroes queued>still takes 5 minutes to get a game
>>550869868Deathy just hates Metro because he's in NA currently mooching off his kitten (who is also his editor) for the holidays and he's shitting all over the NA players and meta the whole time.
>>550874962ok but why the goonjpg
>>550875235devs lurk here and we need to influence them into giving geist less opaque thights
>>550875224Metro has a horrible record playing in NA he loses pretty much every game
>>550875412Yeah, but he's also spent the entire time shitting on them and picking apart every mistake, even Deathy's.
>>550874162Most people only say Geist is OP because Deathy put her high in his tier list. Most people are sheep when it comes to opinion
>streamer beefOh boy...
>>550875779just shut the fuck up already nobody cares
I feel like no one is talking about how fucking powerful Vindicta is this patch.
>>550874028Deathy is too pussy to fight back but I wish he would.
>>550874028so this metro guy is basically the XQC of deadlock?
>>550874162Any strong character still means you have to hit your shots
>>550876640I always win early game with her, but mid-late game I struggle. How can I play her more effectively?I feel like stake/crow/alch fire raining down single digit level shots then trying to snipe those under 50% isn't a worthwhile strategy
>>550876640she is but she can't really split push or fight multiple people so it's hard to carry on her if your team sucks at macro and are skittish with fights
>can't play bot matches for ornamentsnyooooo
>>550877760idk I played her once so terribly my team screamed at me but I got carried to victory so I don't have to play her again
>play calico>zero deaths multiple games in a row with most kills + objective damagehow do people die on this character in low eloyou just press ult, the fight, do some parkour, enter cat mode and leave at 50000000000 mph, wait a moment for fortitude + cat regen to top you off, then go back in again
>>550874962This butt haze
>win 85% of lanes>lose 70% of gamesfuck my teams.
>>550874028Rip deathy
>>550877652hes a bottom feeding toad so kind of but hes also guilty of game hopping to find an audience, which he somehow has. the first casualty of a content avalanche on release will be this guy, if any of that ever happens.
>>550879912Laning is irrelevant in Deadlock, this is BroolGOD game.
remember to rate every game 1/5 and complain about ornament grinders ruining matchmaking.
Hi everyone hi guys hello
>>550874028Trinity intact>green beats purp>gun beats green(as long as they get active reload)>purp beats gun
Hosting dl_express tonight. Make sure you get the map and add-on installed if you plan to join. >What is dl_express? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzY-d4A_Z_8&t=278s>Map and add-on download:https://drive.google.com/file/d/17c6GVTxZkrtiMmawg7jjYPFgemdHvr6D/view?pli=1>How to make the add-on work:https://deadlockmodding.pages.dev/installing-mods
>>550882496you mean>gun beats green>gun beats purp
>>550882535how many confirmed to join?
>>550882556Nah im pretty sure you can play around your cds and beat an active reload gun user with a spirit nuker
>>5508832024 so far. Definitely hope to get more though as the map is large enough for 12 (or even more) people but I don't expect it to fill.
>>550882535when is tonight?
>>550884157About 3-4 hours. It'll be hosted directly US-EAST.For others, please make sure to install the map and make sure the add-on works before trying to join then, it's a huge map and is fun to explore on it's own anyway.
>>550884967start it earlier or I'll sleep
>>550884967if you start earlier i won't join
>>550858461i still cant get into eternus. Is there any way to know if im close or not? Im also the victor fag from yesterday btw
>>550886538>still not 15 games won in a rowtry again bub
https://youtu.be/XNR6JjHe9y0?si=8DNrl7YDj62iYk6qTHE CLAP BACKwhen deez niggas gonna 1v1 to settle it
>ball maxxing viscous>even if I'm not hitting anyone, they're still so afraid of the ball I basically distract at least two heroes for like 12 seconds>winning constantly hrmmmm
>>550877652I watched a live stream of metro playing a game. He was paired with a lash player who he just kept complaining about. Basically because the lash wasn't playing as well as he liked? I mean the lash did kill someone but that wasn't good enough for him. He ended up reporting him for "griefing". The thing that gets me was I wasn't watching a moment in some "metro toxicity" compilation video. I watching him live and immediately seeing him act like a twat.
>>550887067AWWWH SHIIEET BUTTSNIFFY AND POOSHNIZZLE GOT BEEF? AWWWH HEEELLLL NAAHHHH WHICH VTUBER WE BACKIN YALL FR
>>550887067you know this retarded shit is just engagement bait right?they're probably both friends and are doing this to farm retards like you.
>>550887341Dis man linked all of metros match id's LOL
>>550887681>>550887067Yeah they were probably just copying the idea from that peanut nigger and the other arc player.
>>550875590and you just do the opposite while being arcanist
>>550886538Mirin' the cultivation
>>550882535I'll join
>>550887845Which is not an arguement btw
>jump in a match with a higher ranked friend that I haven't played with in months>playing actually really well>mouse fucking kaputz at 15 mins>can't fix it until after the matchI want everyone who works at Corsair to fucking die. What a worthless company.
>>550888806wow, someone actually bought a mouse from the ram company that's crazy.
>be oracle 5>get placed into an initiate 1 matchwhat the fuck is this? i'm playing my main so it's not even new character MMR. that's like fucking TWENTY ranks below me, my queue was instant too.i went 14-6 that shit wasn't fun for ANYONE.
>>550889205My favorite mouse was an old corsair m95 pro with the sniper button. I play claw and bound the extra button for jogj sens instead of low for strafing
>>550889823>jogjJesus I meant high sense
>having a loss streak trying to get some ornaments>never played wraith before because she's a negress>get wraith for a game>it's super fun and easy just holding M1 on people and teleporting away. Go 15/1Fuck I think I might be qweenpilled now. Might actually start playing her regularly. Why didn't you guys tell me this character was fun and so easy?
>>550892157>Why didn't you guys tell me this character was fun and so easy?Did they take away the "Star mark = easy for new players" thing in the new character select menu? I forget.
>>550876640her issue is more that, sure, she can kill people, but when it comes to the big teamfights she performs extremely poorly, she's just too squishy and gets jumped/caught out very easily
>>550877760>How can I play her more effectively?You don'tShe's an early game hero. Game needs to end fast or she becomes a lot weaker. =
>>550851991It's always a spirit meta as long as he exists
>>550892157fuck my DICKI love black queens I LOVE BLACK QUEENS
>Mina gets fed early on and becomes completely unstoppableYep, just another forced loss by that faggot Yoshi
what gun items do I buy on shiv?>>550892157this should have been calico
>>550882535Hey I have a question. I've changed my file code and downloaded the mod. How do I put it into my game? Which files from the zip should I put into my addon folder? Do I take the file from "addon" and "map" and just plop it in my addon folder?
Did that guy host the dl_express match yet? I think it'd be the only time I'd actually join a game here.
>>550895278Yeah we already had the match.
>>550895225Put the map vpk inside your maps folder that's already in the citadel folder. Make an addons folder inside the citadel folder and then put the addon vpk in there. >>550895278No. I'll host in like 20 minutes.
>tanking my rank down doing the challenge because the mmr on the heroes that I don't play matches me with idiotsI only peaked at the purple rank, so I'll get back there in a few weeks, but dammit. How many times does the announcer have to say "THEY'RE SHOOTING MY HEMORRHOIDS, HELP ME" before they stop jungling? And they're doing this WITHOUT Cultist's.
>>550895732yeah I figured that out after asking. I keep getting the "failed to parse key values", though I pasted the text in just as it told. As in I pasted over File System. Is "mod manager" a problem? I'm guessing that's from my Deadlock Mod manager addon
>>550896451Mod man did create problems for others. Rename the map vpk (pak01_dir.vpk) to a higher number?
leech on pocket??
HOSTING dl_expresstype "connect [A:1:1604292627:48118]" into console to join.I can restart the map when we feel we have enough players so feel free to explore the map.
>>550889823I've had two and both went bad within less than 2 years
>>550898082it fails when trying to connect
Are you really a true Deadlock fan if your hero pool is below like 10 characters?
>>550898734to see if the script works look at phantom strike and see if it's got 35 meters of range.The add-on changes balance of some items like knockdown/phantom strike to have more range because the map is so large. Lash also has a cap on his groundslam's scaling but it's still extremely generous. >>550898825Check if you installed the add-on properly. There is 4 of us in the lobby currently.
inhouse?
>didnt get some at the clubINHOUSE NOW
>>550898082how many?
>>5509002125 in lobby rn.
That was fucking torture
>>550900372just host a normal inhouse nigga i dont understand how to get in
>>550900519what did you get after finishing it all?
>>550901214Fuck all besides a good feel for the entire roster and a reminder to never play Yamato or Holliday again
>>550901319Holliday is strong she's just a lot different to playnot so sure about Yamato
>>550899436A lot of the inhousers are here >>550898082
>me, doing my bobbing and weaving dagger poking shiv and slowly whittling down my opponent to eventually finish them off>watch as my haze and wraith just mindlessly hold m1 and obliterate peopleI thought this was a moba...
>>550900519>>550901319This just reminded me that I can never play any hero that is colored green.I play well as Vis but my I get giga retard teammates, I DONT play well as Vyper just because.I dont think I won a game as Vis since 2024
>say fuck this game like 2 months ago and realize mobas are dogshit and make me wanna kill myself the uninstall the game>watch my freind pay a few games and he has an absolute dogshit time and sounds like he wants to kill himself after playing a few games>the thought of reinstalling this poopslop dogshit game runs through my headHow do you actually have fun playing this game and/or mobas at large. It seems like a 40 minute game is deicded in the first 10 minutes and the rest is just a total waste of fucking time. Also this new captcha is total fucking aids holy shit
>>550901319What they did to Yamato was baffling. They nerfed her at the same time they nerfed overall spirit damage so she went from 'good' to 'horrific dogshit'.
>>550903781I can complete these new captcha at least twice as fast as the old one
>>550831939https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MhCdv-a9UAghas anybody here known a "vyper"?I've known a "vyper" and so have the writers and this voice actress to deliver these lines so goddamn accurate to that "genre" of woman. It's 100% dead-on to the late 30s to mid 40s disaster of a woman that Vyper's voice actress was going for.
>>550903781nigga it's toddler level pattern recognitionit's like the first question they'd put on an online IQ testare you brown by any chance
>>550904215Yeah the voice work for the game is great And yeah I have people in my family like that
>>550903781I treat MOBAS the same way I have been since I started with LoL in 2013: Play for 3 to 4 months, get desired rank or just the MOBA itch out of my system, take large break and play on weekends with friends or 4chin in-house, come backLeague kind of fucked me with the way they do season now, so if I want my participation skin, I have to play more often than my break is set. Trying to rank up in team games is actual c&b torture, and fighting games are much more fun for me now especially trying to get irl ranks in my local Melee scene .
>>550904376I can do word problems. I can do stupid 'how many pairs of legs problems', I can do spin the cube problems. But this stupid 3 squares and two circles shit is dumb. Like, nigger half the time all of these are similar to another slide. I thought the circles that weren't circles above the letters were bad, but holy fuck this si so much worse. I miss when i could just type nigger in it and go about my day.
do women (xx chromossomes) find victor hot?
>>550905000>pick the one that doesn't belong>first three slides: 3 circles, 2 circles, 2 circles. pick 3 circles.>8PVY 3 times. one slide the V is white. the rest are all black. pick white V slide.>Rectangle in the top right. Half circle bottom left. Rectangle bottom right. Half circle is different.literally easier and twice as fast as the "enter only letters with a dot above them"and it expired ttyping that so:circle, triangle*, circle"g"ris, "g"ris, gri"s"*2 circle, 2 circle, 3 circle*
>>550905326>chromossomesTranphobes are ESLs
>>550905326Paige does and she is a fertility goddesss
what the fuck is wrong with haze's voice?is this a man? a tranny?
>>550906176anon, are the trannies in the room with you right now?
>>550906214Yes
>>5509061765 bucks this mf jerks off to mina
>>550906214are you retarded or something? I just heard her voice for the first time and I was fucking taken aback. she sounds like a fucking man. a MALE. it's seriously fucking terrible.>>550906328I jerked off to Vindicta when the game first came out. I've never even seen Mina porn. What's your fucking point, retard?
>>550906591>jerks off to dictaClose enough
>>550906687yeah the only attractive female character in the game at launch
Some cum guzzling retard gorilla nigger jewtuber commended this games match making.Minus the skill diff stacking or getting 6 solos vs a 5 stack, I just had a game where the enemy team had Paige and McG when our support was the fucking placeholder manikin with a tophat.Eat shit and die you stupid worthless nigger devs.
>>550906942will be better with draft, right now its just a fucking crapshoot
How are they this far into developing and still allowing ambiguity between mid and mid boss
>>550907267They should call it the fire giant
>>550907267>How are they this far into developingyou mean early development? the fuck is this post
>>550905326He's book accurate Frankenstein's monster, which was written by a women who was certainly indulging in some sort of fantasy.
>>550906214Shh don't clue him in on that I'm trying to scare him.
>>550906942Not wrong. The matchmaking to complete fucking dogshit. Theres no such thing as an even game. One team always ends up with the 20-1 player and if your not on that team you're fucked.
>enemy team leaves and you get to skip a characterfeelsgoodman
>>550906942God that was a retarded video.>lists all sorts of elaborate things the matchmaker is apparently doing>complete failure to actually prove it's doing any of it or even source where these claims comes fromThe one gratifying thing is the comments just being filled with people saying the matchmaker is shit.
>3-1 headshot vs bodyshot damage.Subtle hacks
>>550906942>>550908008What video?
>>550905000you might actually be giga autistic if these pictures are "too similar" to tell which is the odd one out in 2 seconds
how the FUCK do you play vindictais there a "I don't have to learn this character at all" build I can follow
>>550908448the closest thing to thank is a stake alch fire centric build where you focus on debuffing and cc, its not that great anymore but it works well enough if you cant aim or snipe
man, dl_express was waay to big
jesus christ that custom match took forever
>>550908448just click heads bro
>die 5+ times in lane>have to claw back after disadvantaging my teamevery single fucking gameI didn't start off this bad I don't know what changedI'm only alchemist iii and I've held it after falling from arcanist i so I don't think I'm over-ranked I just struggle so much with the first 10 minutes
Map was fun, send whatever you want to say about the map to Bison. A lot of fucking tweaks though. Feels 100% like it is a fucking 12v12 map it's so fucking large. I can host another tomorrow but I feel like if we want to continue IH just doing the regular map might be better.
>>550909049watch your replays and see what behavior leads to overextending into death
I knew a 4v4 in a map like that would take years. Made me realise that I don't really have many mobile heroes in my repertoire. Cool map though. Definitely worth playing again.
>>550909238Is Bison the creator?
>>550909238>6v6 on 2 lanesBROOLKINO
Wait can you not access the Match replay for that custom game? The match ID is blank
>>550909238i've gotten confused multiple times trying to find the way back into spawn right at the entrance
>deselect paige>"you should try lash, he likes hurting people"bitch as if you arent sending out gut punches every half second
>>550909368No. I'm just sending stuff to the creator. >>550909412Yeah the way custom maps have to be hosted it's not an actual match. No scoreboard or anything.
I can't believe I've been sleeping on Sinclair for so long, 30k Sinclair practically just rapes anyone
>>550909607>supportcuck character is passive aggressive they certainly know their audiences
all pick > draft picksorry mm whinersthis will be how the game is played on ladder
>>550909704No he doesn't
>>550909669I think there's very little reason to enter the majority of the map. There's no middle lane and it's difficult to traverse making the camps there not worth leaving the lane. Probably explains all the boost pads everywhere. Also I must say the captain system resulted in a pretty balanced game over all. Once we get lobby chats might be a good idea for balancing inhouses. Also also is it fine to leave my files as is or should? It's not gonna fuck with my regular games it?
>>550910385>Also also is it fine to leave my files as is or should? It's not gonna fuck with my regular games it?You don't need to change anything. I played a match just fine before hosting.
>>550906775>old vindicta>attractiveshe had vladimir putin's face nigga you gay as fuckyou probably jerked it to mo under the pretense that he has "nice female tits" as well
>>550910137t. not rapemaxxing
>>550909607>>550909713kektruly a character for femoids
The ornament quest is bait designed to make you crashout.
>>550909713bratty support needs tank correction
Man, this is how every match ever since the winter update came out is like to me
>>550910913The ornament quest is a boon for gamers with a large player pool like me
>>550909607when paige summons the three-testicled spiked scrotum from her book and slaps you on the chin with it
>>550909669I agree with >>550910385 that there is very little reason to engage with the large middle area of the map. The lanes are also very far apart and it's not clearly telegraphed where you should go to reach a certain part of the map. It feels like each lane is two tubes that snake from each base to the other base. It also feels like the ceilings for each area is completely random and maybe they shouldn't even exist.
>>550911156I wish Paige would put her scrot on my chin T_T
LESSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOfinally i did it bros
>>550912569jerking off to celebrate your achievements
>>550912569gratswhat's your build?
>>550913192SECRET ETERNUS VICTOR 80% WINRATE BUILD>SECRET ETERNUS VICTOR 80% WINRATE BUILDvictor is a really broken hero, he has an almost 55% winrate WHILE almost everyone builds him very poorly. If a lot of people started using this build he would quickly be giga nerfed, i guarantee itif anyone has any questions on the specifics of the build i can try to explainnever EVER buy torment pulse bros
>>550913810>radiant regeni'm not surprised, that item seems sleeper OP, feels so good every single time i've tried it no matter the spirit hero
I play mina and paige and yet i am still straightexplain this
>>550911097Its a boon for players like me because it made me realize this game is now balanced as unfiltered shit.
>>550913810Surge on 1 or 2?
>play pocket>fart on everyone>team doesn't follow up>losewhat do
>>550914939watch more eido
>>550914904surge on 2! Regarding leveling, you first max 1, then max 2. AFTER those, upgrade 3 to level two and then your ulti to level two as well.
>getting raped by lash and vindicta as mo>get spellbreaker>win the gameso it was that easy huh
>>550915249Alright thanks I'll give it a shot, the builds I was trying were not really working
>try new character for Christmas challenge>fun character>win instantly, off the list >unfun character>just barely lose after 50 minute gameWhy is this the case?
>>550915493hope you have fun bro. Victor can enter a god mode few characters can. Im gonna go sleep now, but i might post the build again tomorrow to get more (you)s and help explain the charactersome general advice is:1. Healing rite is a very broken item that i almost always buy first item (its AMAZINGLY useful to heal your teammates)2. Monter rounds is pretty much a must, specially if you need to pressure lane or hold the wave against push heroes3. Victor is probably one of the best farmers in the game, specially because you are the tankiest hero in the game, and so you can collect all the sinner's sacrifice4. limit test a lot. With the build you run around almost at 20m/s, so you can very easily steal shit from the opponents and just run away5. Its usually good to just ignore people/run away. They will underestimate your, but when you buy spirit and bullet resilience you become a monster that can run down people6. Infuser is your bread and butter. You become a raid boss with it7. sell healing rite when you need more space, then monster bullets, then lastly fleetfoot (usually in this order)8. you can melt walkers! stand right beneath them while shooting and punching. The damage you receive from the fireballs and youself fuels your pain battery (first spell). When the walker Prepares for the ground attack, just dodge it with a dash + fleetfoot and go back at it again (this is actually VERY useful in games, and its easier to do than what it might seems. Being a rat and destroying the walker like this gives you a huge soul bounty for you to carry the game).
>>550912569retain your semen to consolidate your gain in skill
>>550916445Kek this. Having to play a hero you hate multiple times and then winning first go with a hero you enjoy is just awful
>>550913810why no frenzy or any t4 gun items?why infuser over leech?
>>550913810ability order?
>>550917008frenzy would indeed be very good, but its just not as good as the other items. Thats really it, specially when you factor in that item slots in the build are quite limited. I tried using it for a long time but i would just rather have the core items in the final build. Regarding leech, maybe it would be good if i bought gun items, but almost all my damage comes from 3. Infuser is insanely broken on victor, and even in a gun build i would probably still buy it over leech
>>550917008Why would you need them? Victor just holds W. At least other hyper carries have to press m1 as well.
quitting drugsquitting pornbecoming a deadlocker
I want to lick ivys feet
>>550917008>why infuser over leech?victor does not care about his gun, why would you build leech
https://steamdb.info/app/3488080/history/One last update in the secret club for the road bros. Yoshi working all the way before Christmas.Maybe we'll get the major patch first or second week of January.
patch needs to be early jan or it'll compete with that titanfall moba
>>550922060>that titanfall mobaThis is an insult to Titanfall, comparing it to that slop, even if it was technically made by the same people. Man I miss /tfg/.
>>550921474>in the weekend>after most of valve devs have gone on vacation>on the 20th of decemberwhich autistic fucking deadlock dev is this
>>550922060That game will be dead in a week after release
>>550922306>A valve worker who actually gives a shit about making gamesBased Yoshi.
>>550922060Thisll be another concord and marathonDeadlock's update will come out next to an utterly dogshit looking hero shooterAnd then people will realize>wait a minute deadlock seems kinda coolBecause it keeps getting compared to total ass
IdeaAn item that lets you shoot your gun while on ziplines and removes the knockdown from being shot on a zipline (instead you get slowed down significantly so it's not bought as an escape item)Maybe you can even ride on the part of the zipline you don't own, just at a slower speed as well.
>>550924460>Maybe you can even ride on the part of the zipline you don't ownIt'd have to disable the airdrag nullification you get from dropping off or it'd be the most broken mobility item in the game.
>>550924460better idea, 6.4k make it so you cant get shot down from zipline, one time use item, call it franklin's eyeglass case
What happened to Grey Talon? People used to fume over how hes an easy win because owl but almost every streamer says hes either bad or situational. Almost never picked in DNS either. Is it literally because hes worse vindicta?
>>550925312Spirit got nerfed extremely hard lil bro keep up, plus greens got buffed for more hp so he probably can't kill anyone by landing all his charges
>>550917816>>550920136but I like shooting people! surely it's optimal if you can aim
>>550922060Wait thats a fucking MOBA I thought it was some shitty Concord reskin
>buying enchanter’s + spirit resilience>some of the enemy heroes become useless>buy battle vest + bullet resilience>it’s like throwing money down the drainthe resist disparity is fucking awful
>enemy team is all spirit>build enchanters emblem, spirit resil, spellbreaker and infuser>teamfightIs there a better feeling in this game?
>>550926439Buy -fire rate retardbro
>>550926525>projectionyea I already buy suppressor and juggernaut instead of bullet resist. Can’t even call out how retardedly weak a stat is without some autistic retard taking it as my literal go-to
>>550926748>instead ofyou really are a retard lol
>>550926802>esl spic monkeylol what gives them this confidence to be so wrong
retard is seething
Halfway there.
I dropped after they fucked up the balance and made it a M1gger patch about a month or 2 backHave they unraped the game yet?
>>550929040thinking it was ever an m1 patch is a self expose
>>550912569grats my nigger
>>550929105Hush now M1gger, lets not pretend every game was being dominated by retards such as yourself who think clicking and pressing W at the same time was the peak of gameplayHave they unraped the balance yet or not?
>>550929040Not exactly, If you left during that patch I'd keep waiting. They only slightly nerfed a few gun characters in specific ways, but nerfed spirit recently. All it really did was make the really good characters still good but some mediocre characters feel completely dead in the water sometimes. Movement feels better though i'll give them that. I fucking love the first wall jump being free.
>>550929221post rankjk no need we know you're seeker
>>550929476>t. nigfernus or haze playerEmissary last I played but let me guess thats shitlow for you or something. Faggot>>550929467Thanks for actually answering. If its still gun dominant meta might wait till the new characters are out then
>>550929638wrong. kelvin main. my character is dogshit now so i take out my anger on /dlg/.
the snowball unironically improves drifter's laning phase pretty hard.
>16/32
When I play Doorman, I struggle to make use of his gun in the mid game and after. Things become too frantic to hit headshots.
>>550930431at least you're at the threshold where the snowball is actually useful in lane
>>550926463This but WITCHMAIL
Mystic shot costs double what headshot booster does, doesn't really do that much more damage, and can miss, explain
>>550931828Mystic Shot has no damage falloff regarding range
>>550931815I used to love doing witchmail on dashfernusGetting focused by all the panicking retards lets you infinite run. Pop infuser and you become a GOD
>Vindicta buys debuff removerWhat's the correct play here other than typing "gg" and disconnecting?
>>550933045explain why this is bad
>>550933045phantom strike or curse
>>550933224Because then she just kill everyone from afar and there is nothing to be done.
Why is every fucking game a stomp against my team? And why was I in a Ritualist 4-5 match? I'm Arcanist 4 and I suck as Doorman.
>>550933641I was just having a nice win streak. I finally reached Arcanist 5 again. But now 3 out of 4 games are obvious losses from the 10 minute mark, if not earlier.
why does shiv take damage from his hair being shot
>>550921474my delusion here is that theyre just doing the finishing touches for big patch so that come january all they need to do is press the big red button
>>550933045curse turns off her flight doesn’t it
>>550933896Modern day Sampson
>>550933917By the time you can afford Curse, it doesn't matter.
the actual counter to vindicta: go back and fucking heal when you are under 500 hp.just think of it as denying her a kill because if you stay you are going to get sniped like a retard.
>>550933896side effects of his choice of hair product. he refuses to switch it.
>>550934263>Start to leave>She shoots the ground next to you and the game considers it a killGood advice, next you'll say to just counter spell Shiv's ult in the 0.5 seconds you have to do it
Ivy.
>>550933896he takes ego damage when his hair is harmed
another game ruined by a russian who made sure to feed before leaving. These fucking cockroaches will make me leave before yoshi's retardation
this christmas update is fucking awful, stop playing characters you have never played before and going 0 and 8they shouldn't have put this shit update out if aram didn't come with it. you can tell this event was made for aram
>>550936818God forbid people play any character other than who they already have 50 hours in!
>>550938334I wouldn't mind if the matchmaking actually worked and smurfs didn't exist
>>550937786and love
>>550874635when the fuck has a tutorial and casual mode EVER made a moba actually easier to get into? get fucking real
why does bebop slow down when shooting his gun even if he has fleetfoot?
>Enemy team won because they got the 3 hyper carry faggotsWhy is this game so unbelievably bad?
>>550940153not having draft is awful but at the same time i fucking hate sitting through draft
>>550887067Jeez both these guys suck at getting their point across Metros right tho
playing against mina is still hell
>>550941347Haze is Diddy tho.
>>550941347What would this lane be?
>got off 4 consecutive light melees on someone as billy and actually triggered crushing fists
>>550943625Crushing Fists is a bit of a meme item, maybe its good if the enemy team is heavy gun but then you're just better off getting gun resist items.
>>550943510Geist and Victor.
>>550943510yamato and abrams
>>550943875i only bought it after i was done with my resists and bought frenzy because i was 20k ahead after beating the shit out of yamato and calico in lane with a mo and running around their jungle to rape a solo pushing seven in side lanes multiple timesbilly is the most fun gun carry in the game
Just finished my coaching sesh with MetroPretty cheap all things considered, 50 bucks
>>550947057who
>>550943875Gun resists are meme. Just get weappn shielding and run away if you cant combo them
>>550947732The man who defeated deathy using facts and logic
What is the Doorman supposed to do? What's his role?
>>550947057me too fursister
>>550948356open doors
>lane partner haze forcing brools pre 8 minutes>always results in a trade where one of them dies in exchange for me dying>haze just mows down waves while i'm respawning so i miss endless farmwhat do you do in this situation?
>>550948356Disabler, logistics man, lane terrorist
how likely would valve turn this into a gooner game considering how many players joined just to play as mina?
>>550948960that's the niche riot's deadlock clone will fill
>>550948960>Pepper>Graves>Werewolf GirlThey noticed the popularity of mina and are 100% doubling down on it.Not like I mind assuming we still get cool male characters.
I had no interest in playing Haze for a long time cause I though she was "valve black woman" like Calico, but then I looked and saw she's actually not black, with that bone structure she's clearly white (have they done cosmetic changes to her head and face? they have right) so I considered trying her out but then I heard her voice acting. Like 75% of her voice lines sound terrible like they're being voiced by a tranny. I googled it and people have legit speculated that it's the tranny from Apex Legends voicing her.I don't necessarily think it actually is a tranny but whatever voice modulation they put on her really does no fucking favors to the work of the actress. Some lines don't even sound like a tranny put on voice, rarely they just straight up sound like a dude.
Any EU stack?
>playing at this hour because I have no other free time>e6 pro player duo on my Asc gamet-thanks yoshi
>>550948960I doubt they will turn it into a full gooner game and they don't need to. But literally anyone on fucking planet Earth that doesn't have purple hair and a septum piercing could have told them they need more hot girls. Mina and Paige are very good starts. Mina is the hot dps girl for gooners, sweaty gamers and AGP trannies. Paige is the hot support girl for actual women (tumblr women, support kittens, fujoshis).
>>550950017I mean, Vindicta/Geist/Ivy was a decent start but I have zero clue what they were smoking when designing calico. She looks so ugly.At least they've learned their lesson now, hopefully. I don't want this to be a gacha game with the women but like you said some eye candy doesn't hurt.
>>550950397>Vindictashe is a teenager
>>550950494out of ten
>>550949975was it xera i think im in the same boat now
>>550951184rocainenever playing at this hour again
>>550950494>she's a teenagerHer age when she died is nowhere stated, and nothing about her design says she's one. I highly doubt Valve would go stupid route of making ''1000 year old loli'' and they are certainly not oblivious to the fact that people goon the ever loving shit out of everything nowadays.
>>550950570
>>550951330>Her age when she died is nowhere statedyou're responding to a shitpost but she clearly says she died as a childhttps://deadlock.wiki/images/7/79/Vindicta_select_06.mp3
the higher i get in ranks the less i have funmost of my games this week have been ruined by feeders, smurfs, and getting placed against 5 stacks when our team is all solossome heroes are so fucking unfun to play against i don't know what is going through yoshi's thick skull with the balancing decisions he makes. stop making snowball heroes and balance m1ggers with fast fire rates
>>550951464i would rather take a ban to spite the other team when all their opponents leave and go play a different game than suffer through another 35 minute match that was lost 20 minutes inno wonder this game is dying
>>550951407>>550950570
>>550951464Lady Geist is still hitler right now and I fucking hate it. If the guy playing him has a braincell he basically has a unloseable lane unless you're vinny or GT who can kill her from range.
The funniest thing about Geist is that you can say on mic "geist has swap, care" and some retard will STILL jump straight into her and feed her 3k HP back.This happens in every rank btw.
>>550951443She does say that, but if it was meant as a fact and not figure of speech I think Valve would make point to write it in her bio, like they made sure to point out that Pocket, Mina and Ivy are on the younger side and not as a quote that you barely hear once when selecting her.
>>550951632that's what you get for playing lash
>>550951632>>550951407>>550950570LmfaoThis game really has such fucking potential
>>550951464Snowball heroes are shit until they are fed. Then they just rape the whole team. You just pray no one on your team feeds or else the game is pretty much over. Yoshi already tried to fix how bad matches snowballed I wouldn't be surprised if he fixes heroes too.
>>550951812
>>550951636when are we getting a bbw hero
>>550951825she's been a ghost since the first maelstrom so she's probably older than even geist just on her post-death time
>>550952143um
>>550952143maginnis is big beautiful (cute face) and a womannow if only she wasn't lane hitler
>>550950570>>550951407>>550951632>You're all about to enter Lash's world
>>550952143>>550952371>>550952437Geist kinda curvy widdit no?
>>550952371does she really count
>>550952705not even a visible stomach in a tight dress
>>550952816look at them bozonkers
>>550953056i suppose i'll give her a pass although she's too muscular or masc for my tastes
Lash and Ginnis make a cute couple
>>550834992I'm sure it's more forgiving to do this on certain characters but it feels fucking horrid on Ivy/McGinnis for instance.
>>550952978she really looks like helga from atlantis in that art
>>550835417>buy damage resist items>someone buys armor shred items that also give them damage and rape you anyway
>>550953212>yuricuck postyou're lost, /lolg/ is two blocks down
>>550835417spirit resist is extremely good but bullet res is kind of a scam yeahjust get metal skin
>>550851957This isn't too uncommon at ascendant. It's all these people playing heroes they literally have no idea about. First timers versus enough one tricks is a shit show.
>>550953461i misreadgomenasai
>>550913810>i guess...I mean you did it for one of your cores lol
when is the next big update
>>550951314it turned out my seven was lefaa so i got carried anyways
>>550953837januaryhopefully not pushed back to december
>>550892989I literally rush knockdown on ivy and commit my ult + stoneform to tearing her down and if she feels 'funny' and builds debuff remover I just buy a phantom strike too.
>>550925526That's the thing. Loads of people can't. And such players can demonstrably get quite far in this game by swallowing their pride and admitting they'd do better by building on the assumption that they can't.
How do you time Doorman's cart so that it hits the person leaving the Baroness?
>>550954392practice the sound cue on sandbox, don't rely on the visuals
>>550954478So when you hear the key turn?
>>550954543when you hear the ominous woomp sound after the key turn, wait 0.2 sec and cart.
>>550950570why would you put any points in ult before maxing slam or flog
R8 my opener
>>550954261Ok but I can aim tho and vic gun is #6 for dps. Not only that but its close range so its not like he is one of the aim intensive characters
>>550955136fuck off metro
>>550948960Bro theyre already fucking adding Pepper, Graves, and Silver.
>>550956401silver's only going to be popular for her anthro form
what if instead of doing the voting the same way they did last time. Everyone gets to pick one character to unlock every few daysthis way it wouldn't fuck the queues up as much.
>>550956656it was exciting to speculate on what each hero did though
I just know that the leakers went silent because they're all waiting for christmas thinking some gayass tweets are going to be our christmas gifts
>>550956358I need a photoshop expert to paste their faces and give metro the greens and give deathy headshot booster
>>550889205their keyboards are okay too
why do people in this game act like you're lying to them when you don't do something they tell you to do>push up yellow past midway point to pressure walker while shit is happing in jungle between blue/green 4 enemies showing on map>run the fuck away>DUDE WHY WERENT YOU PUSHING YELLOW??? WE WERE FIGHTING YOU NEED TO PUSH!!>tell them 2 were there so i backed off>NUH UH NO THERE WASNTlike ok nigga
>>550922060The full release is still a while away, I ain't worried if a patch is a little underpopulated
>>550957280i only ever see people shit on metro is he genuinely a fraud
>>550956296If you like gun Vic, consider point blank + berserker instead of frenzy. You can get Healing Tempo (if you want the fire rate) or witchmail/spellbreaker if you need the spirit res instead of frenzy too. Leech vs infuser is more personal preference so just pick whichever one you like more
>>550957559i want the patch to do well so they don't have to quietly remove street brawl like they did with hero labs
>>550957597I agree but this is one of those situations where a broken clock is right twice a day
All things considered, I did pretty well. But there is nothing that Doorman can do when there is a Yamato who bought Vampiric Burst.
>>550957597he was boosted to eternus on his main while his smurfs are hardstuck in oracle lol
>>550957807All three of his accounts are Eternus 6, anon...
>>550957791so he just speaks confidently to convince noobs that he knows what he's talking about
>>550956582assuming she isn't too anthro/doesn't have a full-on snout, tall bitch enjoyers will be there too
>>550957735Damn, that's a good point, now I also don't it to be underpopulated
>>550957807who cares about ranks when there's a competitive scene, does he actually compete?
>>550958003Nope
>>550912569what's the warden build
>>550958073on one hand i'm sure competitive is a different game than solo queue ranked, but if someone with more competitive experience says he's a retard i'm more inclined to believe them
>silver isn't anthro 24/7
>>550958003There is 20 people in comp bro, there is no sceneI remember when ranked was solo only, poshy pop lost 40 games in a row and quit for 2 months
>>550958340>lost 40 games in a rowwhat the fuck
when i see people larp as their character i just know valve will never add draft
Why aren't people jumping on this stamina mastery + kinetic dash/arcane surge shit?It seems crazy strong currently...
>>550958297you get rem and you're gonna like it
>>550958594had a match in which Lash asked "any single moms here" and Bebop went "yours because your dad left you"
>>550958612Sorry, not gay or a pedo.
Useless fucking leakers didnt even bother showing the actual models for the three chicksGod damn faggots
>>550958474To be charitable im pretty sure he was stacking with top players for months so his mmr was stratospheric and the algo was giving him unwinnable games with 5 mouth breather every match
>>550959067We know pretty much exactly what Pepper looks like and have a good idea of what Graves looks like
>>550959121at that point i would just stick to scrims
>>550958789you're the one thinking that
>>550959151Nah we have zero clue how Pepper looks reallyThe artists make her look good but for all we know her model is assGraves I can sort of agree
>>550959303I think another account would be acceptable under those circumstances, or valve simply reset the mmr for solo only
>>550959151I think you got those reversed
>>550959618no? pepper was drawn by an artist and graves was modified by an ai filter
https://gamebanana.com/mods/640727doorman gets TWO furry mods
>>550961792i like japanese furry art but god damn i swear some western artists make the most unappealing furry characters on purpose
>>550961792>>550962015one of them is a hitler cat?!
>>550961792I'm about to make it three.
statlocker is down right as i wanted to look up some faggot's winrate too.
>>550961792*transitions your doorman* psshhh... nothin personnel, kid.
>queue sunday morning as an ascendant player>get an archon match
>>550962191Its up for me
>>550963279yeah it's back it was only a small outage.the guy i looked up was just smurfing and he was tilted because his main was on a 4 game loss streak lmao.
12 / 5 with I think like 6 of those 12 i died 0 timesGun calico is fun.
fuck this tranny game
>>550964786 >40 kill difference at min 20>only 31k soul differencewaow
>>550965072it didnt even last 20 minutes
>>550874162>Everyone saying Geist is OPShe is>but when i play it this gun annoys me afyou're dogshitthings can be OP even if a dogshit monkey like yourself can't pilot it.like Mina for the first couple of months she was out.
the amount of fucking people I've met at ascendant who refuse to do mid boss when all the cards line up>several picks on people, dead for 40s>no major team fight ultimates available for the enemy>waves are pushed in our favour>we have something free like shadow form/stone form/black hole if somehow the enemy team wants to try feed 3v6 and not get rejuv>WELP I BETTER GO PUSH JUNGLE AND LOOK FOR KILLS FOR THE NEXT MINUTEno matter how many times I tell them to go mid boss they just keep farming jungle or ARAMing. it's driving me fucking insane because it turns the game into a literal coin flip late game where all it takes is for one of your retarded russians to feed out of position and he's down 80s and you just lose.
>>550966361yeah it's shocking they actually buffed mina just because retards can't aim. like she is fucking absolutely absurdly disgusting at all stages of the game.
>>550966442My favorite ascendant retard moment is when people think going mid applies to the entire team except for them There's also a surprising amount of people who think getting rejuv means you just go split 1-4-1 or 4-2 depending on which lanes currently still have walkers up. I've had multiple games in the past week where we get rejuv and just completely throw it away
>>550966596coomers and troons didnt know how to actually use her (thats not even getting into that a lot of them downloaded the game in the first place because of her, probably a big part of her having the lowest average winrate for a time)
>>550966795her entire existence relies on her two charges of counterspellwarpstone which noobs don't know how to usejust like how noobs think pocket is difficult
>>550966648don't forget the classic where everyone also thinks it's not their responsibility to push a lane and will literally sit jungling 20m away from a walker that's getting chipped and they'll wait until it's been chunked to 50% before they bother. or don't forget your [tanky as fuck frontliner] who is legitimately terrified to help you come push a walker while 5 people are on the opposite side of the map because a 2-11 grey talon is 'defending it'
>>550967234my favorite is when it's a spirit character trying to farm a hard camp while the walker right next to him is getting it's ass beaten.
>>550949736Goddamn priest is badass
why does ivy have the lowest melee damage in the game?
>this team is dogshit bro why aren't we winning this fights, come on you guys are never here for a teamfightbuddy i think you're why we're losing
>>550968853Im no ivy historian but I believe she used to be able to get a free heavy melee with the stoneform stun. They first nerfed her dmg but decided it was still op so they reduced the stun duration and never reverted the original nerf
>it's another game where the 0/5 speaks russian
>>550968853melee ivy used to be semi-viablethis of course triggered the yoshitard so not only her stone form stun was nerfed but also her melee damage
Haze and Infernus kits were made by people who never play the game
>>550967367It's okay they'll get to it when they're done.>1 minute later...>Walker is 10% HP now and backdoorableI mean... it would've been inefficient if I had stopped...Also love the times where there'll be enemies pushing a lane like all the way from their walker and you've got an infernus farming camps next to the lane and he starts fucking rotating off as the wave approaches and you're like PING PING PING on the enemy portraits on the map and he's just oblivious and by the time he bothers to walk back it's dead. like nigger you had 30 fucking seconds heads up there's no way.
>arcane surge STILL doesn't works with stone formYOSHIIIIIIIII
>>550968853>>550970731yoshi literally just hates ivy>raped kudzu to death>pretends like several other area denial spells aren't way better at applying damage>raped stone form to death>pretends like other heroes aren't also capable of meleeing as a follow up with ease>raped basically everything fun/impactful about air drop>raped her gun growth and base damage>raped any gun item that made her semi relevant>only things ever buffed are tether scaling and air drop pick up range>he literally just wants her to be wisp from dota 2think about itrate of fire boost tetherrelocate (air drop)isn't it funny how wisp was also subject to several rapes because they could build as a carry? there's your confirmation it's ice frog.
any hero who buys 90% orange items deserves to have their gun nerfed and their abilities made to be more reliant on items
>Ivy Kudzu at its peak>you take 300 damage and dodge out of it>OH DYNAMO DOING 900 DAMAGE WITH LANE WIDE WAVES THAT DON'T CARE ABOUT LINE OF SIGHT AND LITERALLY JUST TRAVEL AROUND WALLS?>SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!>BTW MINA DOES THE SAME THING IF SHE CAN LAND 6 (SIX!) BULLETS ON YOU
>>550972104the opposite is true toolash should have a reason to buy gun items, give him skyrunner's gun
>>550904215i fucking wish she sounds like sex on legs
>>550972238ivy is ugly and latinx and mina is hothope this helps
>>550972238ivy kudzu was nerfed to nerf gun buildsyoshi's mind is truly an enigma
