Feast of Winter Veil Edition>Upcoming ServersCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC) Jan. 3rd>Released ServersSeason of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous thread>>550721173
failed op just like you're a failed man
>turtle and dougdoug both rugpulled the same dayI cant take it anymore
>>550841042FPBP
>>550840948>Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)That site doesn't seem to work any more. Should it be pulled from the list.
Crogge is going to die in prison within the first weekShena is going to get raped daily by other women for the next 20 years
Elaynna Facts of Power:>Elaynna is cute>I love Elaynna!>Elaynna!
I'm fairly certain Blizzard sent out a new wave of CnDs to Turtle Wow's associates, causing their site to go down and ending their business relations with the team working on UE5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4jv6li0N7k
>>550823617Don't see you online. Maybe another time.
oh noooo Elaynna don't try to lure me in to play with you nooo help someone help Elaynna is trying to lure me in and deceive me nooo stop stoooop don't pull my pants down and suck my cock Elaynna haha nooo heeelp
Turtle will never die, Blizzard can suck my dick.
>>550842108I logged in earlier didn't receive a whisper. One sec let me log back in.
>AkalixAbout to be castrated, force femmed and turned into a californian black gang member PERMANENT cracker cock toilet>Shenna AKA TroontaDeported via RICO, sent directly to Guantanamo bay to be PERMA blacked by the guards>CroggeDeported via RICO directly to chicongo to be raped to death by feral negroes
>fell for shenna's scam again award
even if troondle gets shut down they will resurface under different name
>elaynna is in belerianlmao
>>550842415No one wants to play with you.
Even if epoch launches all the raids and progresses like normal, it doesnt change the fact that the server is buggy as FUCK. half the shit gaytotes and magics grandma added doesnt fucking work, custom quests and even vanilla quests somehow are broken. the scaling is broken due to wotlk client. its fucked beyond belief. it would take at least 1 year of concentrated effort by the entire ascension team to make it even somewhat playable
the new domain is also using namecheapit's going to go down in a few daysgood job shenna
>>550842415Ela stop getting baited by retards itt...
>>550842840a lot of the bugs were added due to ascension's frankenstein core mergeascension's servers are buggy as fuck right now too
>>550842914https://voca.ro/1esZZubYW6Sb
>>550842864The real domain they are using for the server is turtle-server-eu.kz
FMC LOST AND EVERYBODY THAT LEFT WON YOU NEVER EVEN FINISHED NAXXRAMAS YOU ABSOLUTE KEKOLDSJIB VIDICATED. FMC ERRADICATED.FUCKING MANLET KEKOLDS BTFO
>>550843123actually it's this
did Anarchy(tm) actually launch?i thought it was a joke server
>>550843438>did Anarchy(tm) actually launch?yes, actually saw a fair bit of levelers and max lvls
>>550842864I'm guessing Blizzard sent a CnD to NameCheap (a US-based business) and got them to drop Shenna.
>>550842914There is not always a retard at the end of it you know. Last time that one troll shaman actually needed help. I even made her 4 mageweave bags.I felt like she was very thankful and a little remorseful that she wasted my time but I told her its fine.
Are you guys serious messing with Elaynna?
goat gock
name faggots deserve worse
>>550843572If nobody messaged you I'll log on and run a dungeon with you.
>I made you 4 mageweave bags now you owe me sex and I will send death threats if you don't give it to meThis is how a "nice" incel like Elaynna thinks.
worgen males hnghhh
what server do i even play? tauri is nuwow turtle is shennawow sotc is american anarchy isn't vanilla wow warmane is warmane
>>550841334its turtlecraft.gg now
>>550844230stormforge wrath
>>550844234Thanks! Looks like the database works.https://database.turtlecraft.gg/
>>550844305i'd rather just play warmane if stormforge is my only other choice
>>550843759>>550844170Shutup Asalys
>>550844040Elaynna is busy right now, want me to tell her something?
>>550844040Nobody did.
Turdle is dead, but BBC got infested with High-risk grifters and bots attacking people to keep their circlejerk grip over the AH mats.
>>550844716Why don't you message your friends first?
Ayuden no puedo actualizar ni desinstalar
>>550844230anarchy online
>>550844716STOPGETTINGBAITEDYOUDUMBSLUTFUCK
>>550845102Ugh... fine.
>>550844887Yeah, got some retards from sup, GDKP and chink guilds patrolling HR areas and forges with my mage and rogue.i quit doing HR for the time being because of them pulling the same shit jokez did at A52, but at least jokez doesn't use bots.Now that caches are back it got worse.
>>550845294and stop making my dick hard while you are at it
>>550844716>>550845294Sorry, suddenly got busy. Can you log back, we can run Sunken Temple if you want, I need to do my quest there.
Logging in to plap Elaynna!
gross
>>550845626Jib...
>>550844716Which server?
>>550845990>it actually was jiblmao
>jib is still chasing elaynna's used bussy
What class does the anarchy guild need?
>>550847034fungalomancer
>>550847034demon hunters
>>550843292Jib… what’s going on big guy…
>>550847570He's feeling... overlooked...
>>550847034diaperchanger
sotc status?
jib ate my cum out of elaynnas bussy once
It's insane how little motivation I have to keep playing wow after losing my addon settings due to a pc change. I just don't want to reconfigure all that shit to make the game somewhat playable
fuutank....
Elaynna told me a story once where they went to a RP event with Jib in Mulgore I think. Elaynna wound up hooking up with someone else and took them to a private spot, and while they were ERPing, Elaynna saw that Jib was in a bush watching.
>>550847645We all had her, but he married her!
>>550847645I ERPed with Elaynna maybe a dozen or so times across four different characters. I would post to /heals/ when I created a new character, and Elaynna would show up begging for it. Dude was horny as fuck.
>>550848285...h-hot
This is why no one wants to join your guild
>>550842693yes, with the same cash shop but without the database. turdle gets forced wiped and sheena's piggies get to pay again for the same slop.
guys...
>>550848897it's jehova...
>>550847968This happened, i was there
>>550848553It was but also a bit repetitive. Elaynna's ERP doesn't have a lot of depth.
i like flag
>>550848897i-It's comfy and you only need 20 players to raid *coughs blood*
>>550847968That happened.
>>550848897Yeah the server just crashed
>>550848897
>>550841882So is troontle over now? They were pushing this shit so hard and now "suddenly" it's being cancelled conveniently at the same time they got sued by Blizzard.
>>550852868Pretty much. Blizzard is going to keep hitting them like this. It's going to get worse.
is it worth leveling a (male) character on turtle for a little bit of erp...?
Raise your hand if you did not fuck Elaynna.
>>550853126
>>550853546but you did
>>550853101You don't have to level them that high. It's level 10 to /whisper although you can talk in /party at level 1. You could make a level 1 Tauren on Ambershire, post it in /heals/, and I guarantee someone from <Branded> will log on and go all the way to Mulgore to ERP with you.
>>550847645Line would be a lot longer than that. It's missing Zaptuah, Asalys, Elicia, and hell even Torfag got a pity fuck.
Anon sure is obsessed with me. This is more of a /Elaynna/ general than a wow private server general at this point.
>>550854116Actually this is Silkfang general, sorry
>>550854116I logged on to help you through a dungeon after anons messed with you but you were logged out at that time. Sorry they're still picking on you.
FMC 3.0 all began in late 2024, when Sylma first met Elaynna. This is when the cognihazard was implanted, the beginning of the end. Working it over as FMC began to wake back up from The Slumbering, Filthydrunk began to grow suspicious. Things weren't right and he could see it, and that was his doom. Immediately the Shadow Clique began to pull the strings, and the ChudPurge Protocol came into effect, to silence any misgendering, anti-ERP normie chuds voicing their dissent in the guild chat.The year turns, and Fuutank is also earmarked for destruction. The effect is instant, Filthy and Fuu hit, and self-annihilate. Elaynna claimed her first kill, and the Shadow Clique, under her control, believed it was their choice. But follow the money, follow the information, it all leads back to Elaynna. The next on the chopping block was Orbseeker, a femoid that threatened to undermine the trannie's powerbase if she was ever allowed to speak. She was destroyed in mere days.Johntankman resisted, but was easily sidelined by brilliant politicking by Elaynna. By pretending to take the fall from Filthydrunk, she masterfully took a step out of the spotlight and could flit back into the dark. The second sphere began to take shape, and now FMC was doomed. She simply let the guild begin to rip itself apart, and Sylma, the "leader" of the Shadow Clique, was assassinated on her birthday, in broad daylight. Heartbroken, Gargoth teetered on the brink, and Elaynna was on the cusp of victory.Dark Prism took effect, and Elaynna now basically ruling the Shadow Clique, began to employ Direct Empathic Control and stirred the schizos into a frenzy. John had to go, and she stirred up such a shitstorm that he blew away like grass in the wind. Zaptuah was demoted and thrown to the curb, and all it took was to burn Agent Torzag. He had no more use, and was discarded like a spent bottle of lotion.This is the End of Days.
>>550854116Can you complete the list? >>550847645 and >>550854024
First I'm literally the great deceiver and antichrist of /wpsg/. When I asked him why he couldn't answer. So now I'm the greatest slut ever instead... hmm...
>>550847645
>>550854906i want to plap flag
Classic Elaynna
>>550854024I didn't ERP with Elaynna
Why are people obsessed with Elaynna?
>>550855365People replying to you calling you a faggot when you're being a faggot isn't an obsession.
>>550847645What you don't know could fill a book.
>>550855116>See Anon who wants to play the game>Offer to play the game with him>Some random sperg jumps out of his basement>Spergs out on me out of nowhere>I point it out>Somehow I'm gloating over thatMakes one think it does~
>>550855365>elaynna erps with anon>anon busts his tiny little nuts>anon falls in love>elaynna ghosts anon because he was just another cock to add to the collection>anon gets mad>anon shitposts elaynna obsessively
>>550855826why are you replying to yourself
Does it count as having erp'd with someone if you used chat gpr to write the replies for you?
I JUST WANNA PLAY WOW WHY IS EVERYTHING HAPPENING FUCK OFF BLIZZARD LEMME PLAY WOW
>>550855628What happened? Did someone contact you ingame?
>>550855992he tried to groom some innocent newfag into ERPing with him in a dungeon and the rest of us warned that innocent newfag not to fuck around with his mentally ill ass so he didn't and now Elaynna's blueballed and seething
>>550855929Yes. You still made some Indian dude cum. Feel shame.
>>550855961Then pay up, you'll get to play your fill.
>>550856250Fuck
>>550856337i dont like battle net tho
>>550855992Not this time. But often times someone did. We talked, played together and had fun.>>550856245>People playing together is grooming now.Meds.
>>550856459Then you don't get to play. Goys these days...
>>550856642:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
I played WoW through the entirety of my adolescent years and I didn't end up as a schizo. What the hell happens on private servers that causes this kind of mental illness to manifest?
>>550856245I don't have any interest in ERP. I asked why anons never seem to be on and anon offered to do a dungeon together.Now it seems like anons fucked around with the nice anon offering to dungeon with me. I'm starting to see why anons are never around.
>>550856725That's so funny, Flag.
>>550856846>Now it seems like anons fucked around with the nice anon offering to dungeon with me.that's so funny Elaynna, but you've never once run a dungeon without the expectation of ERP afterwards, because you're a slinky smelly pajeet sexpest
>>550857058I'm not Elaynna.
>>550857317>playing the gamewhy are you guys such faggots?
SotCsisters, where's our guild?
>>550857507I'm playing but I genuinely do not want to guild with any of you. You cannot look at this thread right now and blame me for that.
>>550856725Browns
>>550857627but anon, the thread schizos don't play the game!I don't blame you, ever since turtle-wow happened this general is borderline unusable
Is Anon really afraid of me influencing new people to the thread? Or is Anon secretly yearning to be influenced by me?
Post your sex history.
Should I even bother with Anarchy WoW? Only interested because I can play as a Broken but there's nobody in the starter zone
>>550858593when I was there in the starting zone, there were plenty of levelers
I just wanted to meet up with a friendly anon and this thread is being weird.
>Wanted to do a twow clean reinstall yesterday>Got lazy with it and just got rid of the files before going to sleep>Today find out the site got nukedOh shid
>this fag is backtime for you to go back to /v/
>>550860097its turtlecraft.gg now
spit on this nigger when you see him
Time to get back into the grind on SotC!
>>550860929I want to have sex with midnanon
>>550860929I don't get it
>>550860929/spit
>nobody can beat the first boss in Onyxia's Lair on Epoch
>>550858478the week leading up to launch to now has been the funniest thing to happen in wow private servers in a while
>>550861693>Ony's flame breath is so powerful now that it melts all your itemsEpoch really is the sovl server...
>>550862032nobody has even gotten to Onyxia yet, the raid actually has more than 1 boss now
>>550861693>>550862032whoa
I got in a full raid group, will report back on the bosses
>>550862892Godspeed epoganon
>>550861693>>550862032Beyond kino... I mean, ludo!
anyone still playing ascension?my interest and motivation petered out around the time the generals died, although I didn't get too far either, like one max lvl char
>>550863734I am leveling my 3rd character to 60 right now. I really enjoy the changes to leveling. Endgame seems kind of meh although it might just be me getting old and too tired to deal with the average private server community
>>550861693that's one way to extend the lifespan of your server...
>>550863734Until CoA im done there. Played the classic+ but I am not a fan of all the extra shit that is shoehorned in. Also didnt like tanking dungeons on Malfurion
my first raid I hope I do good dps...
>>550864092>I really enjoy the changes to levelingsuch as? I felt like it's the same
>>550864274>56
>>550862138Finally a classic server with irongear mode: it takes too much damage, it completely breaks.
>>550864284Elaynna, stop.
>>550840948>>BBC+>https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POI>https://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/Gave this BBC shit a try, is it normal that I found this to be soulless as fuck? Even troondle is better than this vanilla+ with a retail skin slapped onto it, not to mention all the gacha and P2W
how can i make my brain and fingers quick again like when i was in my late teens?i keep getting destroyed in pvp
>>550864886It is soullessanybody saying it's good is just an unpaid shill
>>550864284And Elaynna was supposed to be his friend...
>>550864274At least you will outdps Aecheur
This is the one raid kaytotes envisioned
>>550865796is this on troontle? the real one (nordanaar)
>>550865965yes, the secret raid under onyxia's lair
>>550866089BBC?
wait is there even enough players still on epoch to fill a full onyxia raid?
Why you should ERP with Jib:- My arcane sensitivity runes make every touch feel 100x more intense. You'll be shaking from a finger snap, you desperate slut.- Ancient tomes taught me spells that force honesty. I'll make you scream every filthy thought you've ever hidden.- Magical bindings that actually work. None of that flimsy rope shit. My energy cuffs adapt to your squirming. Struggle all you want, they just tighten.- Tech-enhanced magic means I can shrink toys then revert them mid-scene. Bet you've never cried from being stretched that fast.- Overload your nerves with magic feedback loops. One wrong moan, and you're stuck in a 10 minutes orgasm you can't control.- My gadgets don't just buzz, they overload. One flick of my tinkered toy, and you're convulsing, begging to cum while I jot notes on your reaction thresholds. You wanted to be a useless slut? Congrats, now you're my twitchy little test subject.- My runes leave temporary glowing marks. Walk around with "Property of Jib" shining on your thigh for days. Everyone knows you got owned by a nerd with a spellbook.Whisper Jib for a session that'll melt your brain and leave you addicted to arcane degradation.
we lost
>>550866457Someone's son wrote this.
I hope my orc boyfriend doesn't realize I became so loose from my affair with Jib...
I hope my helf girlfriend doesn't realize my balls are practically empty from my affair with Jib...
>>550864274Where is Eyba?
Jib Facts of Power:>Jib is cute>Jib will really kill himself this time if you don’t ERP with him>Jib!
>>550866604It's asa who originally wrote this. The original post had an image attached taken on his shitty low res laptop.
>>550867258Proof?
the first boss here has more mechanics than all of MC, what the fuck was kaytotes thinking
>>550864284Can you make a pic of Jib swallowing a bunch of pills like he said he would when I told him I’m not interested in ERPing with him?
>>550863690>>550866513>make half of the classes/specs shit>first raidboss is a huge DPS checkBased Gaytotes design.
>>550867258original photo
world first kill dropped these
>>550867619Elaynna…
>>550867619No, the original had a draenei in the background.
>>550867258Asa doesn't even know half the words used in that copypasta
>>550868161You're right.
Jib actually wrote this himself...
so with turtle dying is there no super populated private server left? retail is like a fucking graveyard, i want people playing and talking who aren't chinese or brownoids
>>550868415come play season of the crusadeeveryone who joins is one step closer to making it populated
>>550868415if u dont like playing with spics u need to just pay blizzard moneyif u dont like playing with chinks u need to play a different game
I love shitposting while in raid
boss is stuckwe found the strat to kill it
RIP
>>550869187>just bug it Legit and sovlfvl banillacore strats
>>550867619Property of Jib.
>>550867594This is what happens when you think TBC classes are good.
what is this shit
>>550871056Nigga that is easy as shit, is just a gruul fight but with a frontal cone attack git gud
>>550871426also need to stack on tanks to soak 30k damage
>>550871773 (me)oh and it applies a slowness debuff and silences all casters and if you get hit with chains you get sent into the air
So it's a retoilet raid boss
>>550867619Idk why people tease Jib, everytime I see him he is just hanging out in SW doing his own thing.He is always helpful and will give you free enchants if your a low level too.
>>550872412kaytotes went all out to filter everyone on the first boss
>randomly does knockback to interrupt healers
>>550872452sometimes i try to message jib and he never responds weve never talked before
PROPERTY OF JIB
In merely 1 raid with my maintanking and leadership <Evil> has dropped from 16 wipes in MC to 0. I have reformed the guild and you should join it now.
>>550872452whenever i see jib he is literally next to a female rp'er with smutty profiles
>>550873382Heavy movement fights don't really work pre-cata because of how immobile classes are.
avatarfags always overstay their welcome
>>550873117Where are their dicks?
>>550873382forgot these 2
>>550873849In my ass, I got them all before Jib could take my sloppy seconds.
>>550868161I know all of those words!!!!!!
why are warlocks in a raid incapable of>pressing O>looking to see where people are>clicking that person>pressing the summon buttonin a timely manner
>>550874027Is it too hard for you to type 123?
>>550873117Jibs themesonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoU9javf60Y
>>550874000Nyasalys...
FACT: Elekkow prevented 16 raid wipes, which means the small deposit of 4 bags + 100g was already paid back in full with interest + tip.
Logs?
>>550874434no more logs, will
>>550874434Please don’t
without logs what will I use to fuel the fire to heat up my home in this cold winter
I wet myself during raid...
>>550875504Eyba...
>>550875504Elafi...
will <evil> give me raid loot and erp partners if i look like this
After failing to kill the first boss on Onyxia's Lair after 2 hours of attempts, the raid group returned to the real world.Here is a stream of the world first kill: https://www.twitch.tv/getmilkhere
WoW private servers are so shitty atm they got me back to playing FF14Why can't these niggers make something half decent for a change
I shat myself during raid...
>>550878310Aecheur...
>>550877834actual shit fantasy player here, don't listen to this poster's lies, ff14 now is worse than retail shadowlands
>>550877834YOUR PSERVER CHOICES:russian vanilla that's about to shut down (half of playerbase is botted)russian wotlk that has 0 real playersamerican tbc- server with sub 100 playerseuropean tbc- that sold itself to a shit russian servershit classless russian server that's on the verge of bankruptcy
>>550847645>>550854906can i get a qrd on these names drama.
>>550878801you forgotHungARYAN gigachad Legion (WoD)
>>550878670I want to make Wuk Lamat pregnant
I'm convinced trannyscension sent a fake dmca to epoch to sabotage them because they knew they couldn't compete
>>550880018Ascension has been making retarded decision after retarded decision for two years now, I doubt their buyout of Epoch was any different.
>>550879638Not a single person...
40 players on soccies...
>>550880624...will stop me from filling her tummy with my kittens.
I decide which servers live or die. I am the god of this general. SoTC was doomed to fail when you made an enemy of me.Don't repeat this mistake on the next fresh.
I don't care what is real or not, Epoch won and stay wonning
>>550880938s-sorry...
Has anyone been playing anarchy? How is it for filling an mmo itch? Any standout classes? I have no idea where to get more info on the actual balance of the game
>>550843518>saw>in the past tenseWhat, it's dead already?
>>550881346when I was there
>>550860929Midna would never say this wtf
>>550874434who's seriously doing all this shit just for shitposting material
What do we think about Kaytotes' vision?
>>550881809see >>550873382>>550873898that's just the abilities of the very first boss
>>550877131I was in Milk's guild back when I played Epoch and he was the most cringe reddit dude imaginableThe only guy who was worse was the warrior tank who was like >yooo I got so drunk and threw up on my shoes LMAO xDall the time
*rapes u*
>>550882336milkGOD
>>550872452Oh man, where to start even...
>everRESTART
How did Jib manage to become everyone's punching bag?Even months after playing with FMC
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tripcode/%21%21e6Ts7QlwB3U/See someone's gay autistic son have a meltdown over Epoch.>>550860097
>>550883387yea, that's him
>>550883367He was genuinely a bad person and playing a male gnome didn't help him.
>>550883367His name is funny
>>550883367>>550883606most of fmc were bad people that continue to poke fun at eachother in a meanspirited way, people that act like jib or elaynna and keep crawling back are just easy targets
>>550883387Those posts look pretty normal
>>550884192Did he keep crawling back?I only remember him doing some dramatic good bye posts.
>>550884916He is playing again. I saw him in Stormwind.
>>550883387He was one of the more sane and non annoying posters in epog
Epoch won
>>550884842>>550885060>first post I see>wtf I don't want to be a woman they're gross
>>550883387we can take him in
I'm the guy who posted the midna, I have nothing to do with him anyway I just grabbed the first picture I found in my folder.
Tauri won.
>>550885290Kaytotes added a boss with 8 mechanics to hard filter shitters to Onyxia's Lair.It even deletes people's gear.
>>550885535you sound like a homosexual behind those spoilers
>>550884916he did them over and over while complaining that he isn't personally invited to raids and rejoining and leaving
>>550885356That's based as hell.
>>550885697I'll suck your dick real good Senpai~
alliance av gameplan: turtle and wait for rogues to cap hut, if anyone recalls to cap it back give up
>>550883367I don't even know who he is, but it's funny to shitpost about him.
>>550886998Same, he just has negative aura and everyone can feel it.
Just took a fat Jib
Just Jibbed in my pants
Took a fat, steaming Jib on my Torzaglet.
in new england, a jib is a marijuana cigarette
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.38.0.pdf>Documents produced thus far reveal that at least two additional individuals>are involved in the operation of Turtle WoW: namely, Markus Klimt (a/k/a>Crogge), a resident of Germany; and Anastassiya Pikalova (the owner of the>https://www.turtle-wow.org domain name), a resident of Kazakhstan. Additionally,>Blizzard has learned that defendant AFKCraft Limited is owned by an individual>named Pavel Resnik, an Israeli national residing in Kazakhstan.
>CROGGE IDENTIFIED"TORTA IS NOT SHENNA"BROS???
Blizzy really did drop the RICO claims against akalix in exchange for some good old ratting.
>>550889046So that's why they changed domain...
turtlewow staff will never lie to you
most of you arent old enough to remember tribes (not asend) and the hilarity of multiplayer back then. this is like how playing videogames online used to be
>>550889046>Israeli nationalevery time
>>550874027Why are you incapable of getting to the raid on your own?
>>550889202>Markus and Anastassiya are 2 different people
Logs. Now.
>>550889046turtlesisters... our cope?
>>550894507We won't get any new content other than what's already finished.BUT Torta can run a fresh server forever from Kazakhstan!
>>550894630>TortaShenna*
>>550895269fuck off schizo
>>550895483>schizo evendoe the blizz lawsuit reveals that torta is shenna
>>550894507playing bliz tbc and then quitting and never coming back
>>550895870It doesn’t. It just names Torta as Shenna because the internet says Torts is Shenna.
>>550896891ok schizo
>>550883367He attentionwhored hard.Then we he left behind the scenes he kept doing emotional manipulation to anyone who would listen to him. He would say how sad he was and how overlooked he felt and how he wanted to die. People saw through what he was trying to do, saw him for the disgusting person he was, and almost all these “friends” “turned” on him.But ultimately he’s a gnome named Jib who tries and fails to ERP with people and dies a lot in raids because as good as he is at spamming abilities he doesn’t know how to control his aggro. It’s funny.
>>550897659Retarded schizoid post
>>550898254how's this for schizoid *jibs you in your torzag*
>>550884916He did. He gave a gay dramatic goodbye. Then he held a huge hugbox session in Winterspring when it was made guild base to talk about his feelings. After two hours (seriously) Filthydrunk showed up and told him to shut up. He rejoined the guild. Then he took C’thun’s eye, made another big gay goodbye, and quit the game only to keep whispering people about what a sadboi he was, and complaining how anons didn’t beg him to come back again or invite him to raids so he could take more loot. Then when he was invited to things he would either decline or show up, say nothing, take loot, and leave.Jib wasn’t a gnome. He was a toddler, throwing a toddler fit.
>>550881103quests felt extremely repetitive/formulaic. I know if you wanna be reductive WoW is just kill and fetch quests, but it really felt like I was doing the exact same quest over and over but in the New Hub™doesn't last very long content wise, world does look pretty cool tho. I had fun for a bit with the server so it's a decent enough experience, but if you speak of MMO itch I'm assuming you want something meatier than 1-2 days of gameplay. balance of Anarchy classes is WOTLK 3.3.5I started playing on Synastria after finishing Anarchy today, seems promising
Most anons that openly help and are friendly get insulted and abused, while retards who ninja pull like Flag get sucked off.Contrary to what everyone says, I haven't had issues with most thread villains. They are either autistic like everyone here, or just made a punching bag by someone super toxic that others cant really stand up to, so they just leave as well.There are also the actual assholes like Filthydrunk, Telegethu, Stabdotexe or Johntankman who just pick a grudge, never let go, and keep on spamming shit here.
First day working without Torta money.:/
>>550898642>>550899267Retarded schizoid posts
>>550899267That's so funny, Elafi.
In my experience everyone who the thread says sucks actually sucks. For example both Jib and Filthydrunk suck. The best thing to do is just avoid /wpsg/ in game altogether.
>>550881103>>550898684oh also play prot warrior if you wanna obliterate shit with revenge crits, just straight up 70% of an elite's HP gone in one crit
people in <Evils Bane> are scared of gnomeswe need more gnomes in <Evil> to protect us from <Evils Bane>
>>550899267This, except I had problems with everyone.
>>550899267>thread villains aren’t thread villains>except these thread villains are thread >they pick grudges with people and never let go>so i have picked grudges with them and will never let go
>>550899267Also, since nobody stands up for anybody, the guild became a stressful/unfriendly/uncomfy environment where doxxing, reporting, rumor-milling becomes commonplace. Hence nobody wanted to stick around, even Sylma. Who we know didn't have IRL issues, just wanted to not be in that same bullshit environment that chased away erpers like himself.Elaynna bought me my bags, Torzag boosted me through some leveling, and even Jib played a prank on me that was completely light hearted. At one point there was a priest Gerra here, who everyone thought was Elaynna. Turns out they are two completely different people, and her guild was about normal RP and not ERP, but the deluded losers here will lie about it.
>>550899267Jib was ok until that day he whispered me talking about how he wanted to die after we had talked maybe twice before.
>>550899957i am going to find out who the reddit spacing eternal boomer faggot is and make fun of him for eternity
>>550899957>yfw writing this post
>>550899957That's so funny Torzag.The only person you ever boosted was Fairbreeze and that was because you were looking for ERP. "What, no blowjob?"
>>550899996I talked with Jib literally just once and he decided to steer the discussion about how close and intimate he was with Elicia for a while, was kinda funny
Doing something with someone with the expectation that they will reward you with ERP for it isn't "helping" them, it's soliciting prostitution.
Holy shit you erpfags are so fucking annoying
>>550899402What could have been...
>>550900264>>550900402SamefagElaynna and Jib got stalked in game, because unhinged nutjobs wanted to do to them what you did to Torzag. You screenshotted things in raidchat and started sending them to guild leaders to get him banned from RP and Raiding.
>>550900894That's so funny Jib.
How I feel not knowing a single name in this thread.
>>550900894Nobody cares Torzag. You’re still a piece of shit and so are your “friends”.
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING FMC REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O FMC WAS THE BEST FUCKING GUILD 100 100 100 100 KOTO IS SO BASED XD XD XD XD XD JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB ANYONE REMEMBER FILTHYDRUNK? OH MY GOD IS THAT FLAG??????????????? NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER JIBBED MY PANTS SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL !!4!!!!!! ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE? ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU...
>>550901375Didn't read
>>550901375i say this and i do this
>>550901375
is turtlewow the worst thing to have ever happened to this general?all of you sound exactly like that post
>>550901557It's probably a single dude posting all that shit.
>>550901375uh oh meltie
Good anon list: Jib, Torzag, Elaynna, TelegethuBad anon list: Everyone else
I don't even know why this general exists the thread only stays alive because of off topic trash drama. 1 post with 4 replies and a rag as are the only posts about evil all day yet there have been over 400 posts, curious?
Filthydrunk, Jib, Elaynna, Telegethu, Torzag, and Johntankman, Elicia, Asalys, Zaptuah, Aoiyuki, and anyone else like them all sucked because they were all faggots who engaged in drama. It's a fucking video game. All you had to do was play it and try to get along, and you couldn't even do that much because you live boring lives and suck. You're still talking about this shit and it's gay and it's pathetic. It's why certain anons like myself disappeared and no longer associate with /wpsg/ in game. Your drama bullshit is so tiresome.
>>550902032I posted about the Epoch Onyxia's Lair experience extensively.
>>550901557There's a reason /wpsg/ quarantined Turtle Wow to /turtleg/ in the past.Even with new servers out all the turtlefags do is talk about themselves and shit that happened months ago.
>>550899957>>550899996>>550900264>>550900272>>550901314>>550902061Retarded schizoid posts
>>550902201That's so funny zap.
>>550900894>You screenshotted things in raidchat and started sending them to guild leaders to get him banned from RP and Raiding.But you did that Torzag. You made a nigger folder and then threatened to send it to GMs when you didn't get your way. When you were laughed at, you tried to get everyone banned including and it didn't work.
>>550902032I talk about dumb things I come across on Turtle and try to help Anons when they have questions. The drama is definitely nauseating.
>>550902032The thread is just a trashcan for bad anons to dump their hurt feelings because some other bad anon did something to them months ago and they never got over it.
Logs. NOW.
what is it about turtle specifically that causes this?
Sex with goblins
>>550902615The logger was missing this week
>>550902667Turtle Wow is a RP server so it attracts ERPers. ERP attracts broken people attempting to fill holes in their lives with video game sex. It doesn’t work and leads to their unhappiness. It’s little wonder 9 out of 10 drama anons also happen to be ERPers.
>Onyxia is available but no one in /wpsg/ tried fighting herPeople here don't play the game
>>550902823I was in the raid. How do I upload log?
>>550903510I would fight her if I had the attunement in ecock
>>550903510Um one anon live posted his attempts.>>550865610>>550865796>>550866089>>550866513>>550869187>>550871056>>550872836Probably more but I can’t be assed to reread the thread for you.
>>550903510The pug I was in gave up after 2 hours of wipes against the first boss.>>550873382 >>550873898Best we could get the boss to was 30%.
>>550903710You need an addon for it and to configure your logging settings so you don't fuck over others numbers
>>550903710You need the start the malicious raidlogging software before doing the raid.
It’s kind of based that they made their one raid hard as fuck.
Anyone else in this thread playing SotC?I’m having fun so far but I am taking my time and I think by the time I hit 20 and want to try a dungeon everyone else will be 60.
>>550901375uh oh melty
I want fresh.
>>550905403I hit lvl 15 yesterday after playing nonstop since launch, highest I saw was a lvl 18 checking /who, today I only played for a little over an hour and am lvl 17 while there was a lvl 24 druid alreadyit's whatever honestly
>>550907649Well, maybe I'll be able to find a group for Deadmines then. I'm almost 10. I think if I put in a bit of time I could catch up with others but I've been trying to take it easy. But if I can't dungeon it won't be the end of the world.
>>550903870>they didn't even get to the final phase at 25% where the boss kills your mother while she's asleeppathetic
>>550905403Started today, hit level 9. I can never keep up with the real gamers
>>550910853>I can never keep up with the real gamersI feel that.
Anyone join <Seasoned Crusaders> on SotC? Thinking about joining them unless you guys want to start a guild.
Do people ROLEPLAY on Ambershire? Do they EROTIC ROLEPLAY?
>>550914697>Do people ROLEPLAY on Ambershire?No.>Do they EROTIC ROLEPLAY?Not really.
>>550914697>Do people ROLEPLAY on Ambershire?No.>Do they EROTIC ROLEPLAY?Yes.
>>550914913Damn, is there a server that does roleplay? I don't want to play on Moonguard. I'm a good roleplayer.>>550915048I do both
>>550914547Why would you join a /wpsg/ guild? Just join a normal guild.
>>550915082>Damn, is there a server that does roleplay?Nordanaar or Epsilon.
>>550915082Nordanaar has the most RP by far, but it's still tiny. You may have about 100 active roleplayers, so you will constantly see the same people. Depending on when you are playing, you won't be able to find random walk-ups. There are a few events each week, and some are nice. I would highly suggest joining an RP guild, though.If you want a server exclusively for RP, I would suggest Epsilon. However, I hope you know people who already play there because the community is extremely gate-keepy and cliquish. But the server itself has the best tools for RP and quite a lot of active players.In any case, you won't find as much RP as you would on retail.
When I was young and playing WoW back in vanilla I never really got the appeal of roleplay until I started ERPing on F-List around the time Cataclysm came outWoW never felt like a good vehicle for roleplaying on; I'd much rather do it on a game like Second Life
>>550915082Nordanaar or Epsilon.To compare and contrast Nordanaar and Epsilon, I'll say this:Epsilon is pure roleplaying so if you like leveling and raiding and such it isn't the place for you. That said you are able to play whatever you want and build your own custom areas to your specific needs, which can be really fun in and of itself. It's basically WoW Second Life.Nordanaar is not pure roleplaying nor do they enforce roleplaying rules outside anti-griefing measures, so if you just want roleplaying, it isn't for you. However you can level and do other things outside roleplay. The GMs are very supportive of roleplaying and will help out in events, which happen multiple times a week.In terms of communities, Epsilon has a larger roleplaying community but is very much a gated community. There are so many cliques and if you aren't a part of one you won't be able to roleplay. You essentially have to work your way into a clique to get into roleplaying.Meanwhile Turtle Wow has a comparatively smaller community, although I'd still say it's big in terms of Wow private server roleplaying (I've played on now dead roleplaying servers where we never had more than 20 players, some no more than 5, so 100 is a lot). The community is way more open to newcomers. You can join a roleplaying guild easily and join in events easily. If you walk up to players in-character they'll reply back (unless they have no walkups or ooc listed).Which one you choose depends on your playstyle. I would say it really comes down to whether you want just roleplaying (Epsilon) or want WoW with roleplaying (Nordanaar).In terms of ERP, as long as you have enough social awareness to not be annoying about it, you can ERP and RP at the same time. If you go around being a sexpest, you will get blacklisted on either server.
>>550916123It’s a good setting and the game does provide some tools for it as well as a means for players to get together. The limitations of the game can typically be handwaved away with a little imagination.Second Life is great but without structure you got stuff like baby sims right next to Star Wars.
>>550864330Answering now because captcha didn't let me post me yesterday at all.World forged items: I like exploring and they reward exploration even if they are mostly trashMystic enchants: it's fun to play around with them and figure out the best combination even if it's pretty simpleScaled world: instead of having to follow the same route I have done a thousand times I can just go into a zone and do all quests there even the ones that are generally considered bad for their level range
Why does this shit happen with tauriI've been trying to make some characters for a while now but literally any name other than asdf or aásdf gives me this shitI NEVER had a problem finding a name, on retail or any pserverare they using some sort of expanded filter thats erroneously blocking normal namesgonna have to go with páládín I guess if I want to play
>>550922930You have to keep in mind that tauri is ancient for a private server. Chances are good most common names are just taken by characters not played anymore at this point
New player here. How do I play?
>>550924002Go to the website.Register using a throwaway email.Download the game off the website.Play.
>>550924216In English doc
>>550894507going back to retail...
>>550889046>akalix rolled, revealing they all lied about the whole shenna/crogge thing
>>550914547wait for raids to come out, seasoned crusaders and that guild that disbanded were made for no reason other than the gm wanting to be the gm
so...now that turtle is kill where do we go for a populated vanilla server?
>>5509305062005
>turtle goes down the second I log inI killed it...
>>550930493I probably won't raid, and don't care if someone wants to be GM since GM doesn't mean diddly. I'm just looking for other players to be friends with.But the server is so small that I guess using world chat is enough for now so I suppose I won't join anything yet.
>>550932353Thanks, asshole.
>>550930506Azerotica
>>550924002>>550924485kill yourself
Be surprised who could turn around and wipe you allCatch your bestie and your egf comin' out of stockadesShitpost through they TRPs and they grey parsesNo retaliation, you basically cliqued up with fagsIn these threads, you only good as your last gold parse
>>550914547I joined it, did RFC yesterday with them. I don't think there are enough anons playing there to form a guild.
>>550934074I will raid with an entire group full of gray parses before I raid with a single nigger
I have tried getting back into bronzebeard the couple last day and I realized that I don't really care for the wow gameplay. The launch was fun because there was new shit to explore (world forged items, mystic enchants) and there were other people to explore this with. I guess it makes a lot of sense that people always chase that next fresh because that's where cooperation is actually the majority of the gameplay rather than raidlogging once a week for one or two evenings.Are there games that simulate the cooperative exploration other than fresh wow servers?
>>550922930>Why does this shit happen with taurithe server is ancient and they don't do name purges like warmane
>>550933851Learn English.Learn PvP.Learn DPS.
>turtle>pull pack of mobs>get some to low hp>they run away>instead of coming back they reset themselvesSugoi troontle
The tier sets on bronzebeard are absolute dogshit on purpose.They want crafted shit to always be the best, because that mean people will keep swiping for gold to buy them.>I I I it's just T1T2 is just as dogshit
>>550939691Here's a secret about AscensionIn literally all of their projects they have, raid gear is *always* dogshit. The retard devs don't know how to stagger M+ releases properly so M+ gear always blows it out of the water and it's not even close
>>550938882game was always like that.
>>550943308No. Actively fleeing mobs should not reset. Even when it stops fleeing there would still be a grace period as though you ran away. It wouldn’t immediately reset you died, feigned, or vanished to clear its threat table.I noticed Gilijim and Lapidis both had wonky leashing issues because mobs there had a hard tether. Some mobs I would pull back and they’d reset even as I was actively shooting them. That’s not normal.
>>550943956>it wouldn’t immediately reset unless youMissed the word unless there. Those things would immediately reset it. What’s happening is mobs are fleeing outside a hard tether and it is causing them to instantly reset when they shouldn’t.
>>550943956It was in Lapidis, the pirates
>>550944317>It's bad when a mob safe spots even though I abuse it all the timetsk tsk
>>550944317This happens on classic too, it's blizzlike.
>>550944448Makes sense. That zone sucks and is broken as fuck.
Can you still get the tranny socks on Snowball?
>>550950132telegethu sockstopkek
>inspect a r13>he had almost a million honor the previous weekgetting r14 while employed is just about impossible huh
I'm glad nagrand is just as comfy in wod as it was in tbc
>>550954332Except for the hunting quests, fuck those
>>550954873what the nesingwary quests? the easiest, most xp/h quests possible?
>>550955132You should probably play TBC before you talk about it
>>550955286what, you couldn't solo the final one or something? every nesingwary hub is amazing. kill a bunch of mobs that are all next to each other? sweet deal
>>550863734It was fun in the beginning, but now I am at end game raiding and it is starting to get on my nerves again at how unfun the environment is. It feels the same as being chewed out at work when shit goes wrong.
>>550840948>https://turtle-wow.org>dead linkholy fuck they actually fully rugpulled KEK
>join <evil>>come to 2 raids and make a big stink about gear every time>stop coming to raids (it's been 3 weeks now)this is why I don't respect you or your shitty SRs fucking faggot.
>>550957565here you go sister https://turtlecraft.gg/
>>550957683Who?
>>550957805NigVult
>>550957753>starts with 'an open letter to blizzard'>breaking news: unreal cancelled>reddit link
>slow and steady level 60 mount is just the regular turtle but blueth-thanks...I was expecting him to have a pirate hat or something since his name is Admiral Grumbleshellstolen valorit is a nice blue though
>>550957683You are the only one sperging about loot bro
>>550958381it's pretty lame, yeah
>>550958381Just buy yourself a better looking mount with the free shenna coins they give you
>>550959547I already used them on the repair bot
>>550958381Ya the mount sucks. The rewards used to be better, but they drastically nerfed them for some reason.
>>550957805Fuufuu
>>550958381Very blizzlike really
I want to play WoW again but not really.
>>550960906same tbqh
who the fuck is exhaustion for?>massively increase the time it takes to level to save about 5 minutes total whacking a training dummy to train weaponsWhy does this exist?
>>550960906same
>>550961310wow players associate achievements with how much time something takes to do, not how hard something is
>>550952212Its bots and win trading, and its all russians and chinksWorst part is gms have said they dont care, they dont moderate PVP content
>>550957565KEK
isn't it crazy that <evil> is literally all xivtrannies and their chasers, and they all try to hide desperately that they erp with eachother
>>550961774i don't play xiv or ERPwhat now?
>>550957683>>join <evil>>>come to 2 raids and make a big stink about gear every time>>stop coming to raids (it's been 3 weeks now)This could be said of like 4 people
>>550961846>and they all try to hide desperately that they erp with eachother
>>550961774>hidedoes he know?
Any good servers my wife and child just ran out on me. She's taking the child to Mexico and filing for divorce.
>>550961974yeah well you're just trying to hide the number of poopy diapers you've eaten today (4).
FMC had dozens of people openly ERPing with each other and it was infinitely more successful than Evil.Looks like chuds ARE the problem after all.
>>550962125season of the fashade
>>550962125Anarchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LSOx0cffWM
>>550962145This is true, I saw him devouring those poopy diapers.
>>550957683If I join evil how often to I have to come to raid? Any class that gives me more leeway sometimes I just get blackout drunk these days
>>550962323>If I join evil how often to I have to come to raid?Every single oneYou dont get to come, get your gear, then dip until the next raid releases
>>550962145what an odd thing to say
>>550962125Azerotica
>>550962189https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_ThebesThe Sacred Band of Thebes was exclusively made up of homosexual couples, under the philosophy that gay soldiers are more likely to fight harder and less likely to flee battle when side by side with their lover.
>>550962189>it was infinitely more successful than Evilby what metric<Evil> has finished every available raid, this was never the case in FMC history.
should I level a balance druid or frost mage on turtle?
No seriously, are they stupid? Vote points? You can get them within 2 days of voting. Which they broke. The funny part is that you cannot use them without spending real money to get VIP. Other servers are giveaway free TCG mounts for Christmas. I can’t believe they are that stupid.
>>550962323Don't play a healer or tank
>>550963125RNGsometimes you do get pets and mounts3 years ago I got pic related8+ years ago they had different mini game where they place gift or pumpkin on the screen(timed) and you got your reward that way when you clicked (people botted the shit out of it and got like 3-5k credits that way) so they were tight fisted ever since
>>550962323it's not that serious, just be attuned and have a pulse. Getting drunk never appealed to me, I get stoned 24/7. Fuck puking and shitting every day.
My diaper leaked during the raid...
>>550957565>turtle died before epochLOL
>>550963694>RNGwdym? There any other rewards besides vote points?
>>550902061Dont lump me in with that, im just playing the game in peace, but its interesting that you hardly mentioned anyone who went on ambershire for a rerun of the whole shitshow.
>>550964497>Dont lump me in with thatyou're friends and erp partners with half of the list. the only people on it you don't like are telegethu and aoiyuki. what's with the switch-up, niggertuah?
>>550964497Zap you caused just as much drama for FMC as any of those faggots by constantly crying about every fucking thing. Then to capstone it you literally pulled a bunch of trash to wipe the raid and ragequit over MC loot you fucking toolbox. Fuck you. You're no better than Elaynna. I don't care what the fuck a retard like you finds interesting. Eat shit and live faggot.
>>550958381is this AFKCraft's Turtlecraft server, not affiliated with WoW™ or Azeroth™?
>>550964375credits(also the regular variant), mounts, pets, tabard/shirt are in the reward pool for Quiz
>>550964879Someone's angery~
>>550963125I got vote credits, so it's random
>>550965980please post your BP i need it
Elaynna did nothing wrong, only chasers who were rejected by the goddess are crying.
>>550965980Jizzing all over Satania's feet
>>550964879>>550964658Stop bullying Zaptuah! He’s done nothing wrong!
>>550965980Retards tend to make people pissed with how retarded they act. You can't control your emotions so your cope is you're "trolling" when you fly off the handle and burn bridges with people. But at the end of the day that's your problem, not mine. You're the one who has to go through life socially inept. I only had to deal with your autistic ass briefly in a video game as a minor annoyance at best. Now I'm letting you know how much you suck anonymously on 4chan. It's the least I could do for you. You should thank me.
Windhorn Canyon – a new dungeon for levels 26–30, arriving with Nightmares of Ursol. Learn more about the upcoming patch: http://turtlecraft.gg/nightmareshttps://youtu.be/-dLuxp1hNAk
>>550967285the last leveling dungeon...
I killed FMCbut no one blames mebecause they know I was right to do it
>>550967285We have WC at home
>>550967285>another useless dungeon to skip!Bravo Shenna.
>>550967285This looks pretty cool can't wait to lose my hardcore character on it
>>550967285>extension to onyxia's lairepoch did that first
>>550967485Elicia...
REZULTATA
>>550967285sunwalker kodotauren paladins confirmed
>>550967285>>550967637>1:1 copywhat?
>>550967147Thank you!
>Sunnyglade Valley — Under Construction! Sunnyglade Valley, our first dedicated PvP map from 2021, didn't turn out to be a pinnacle of game design. Therefore, Patch1.18.1 disables the battleground, and in future patches we will focus on a full rework to make it far more engaging and balanced.about time
>>550967285Why do they keep spamming these low level dungeons instead of endgame ones? Is it better for new player retention/alts or something?
>try to do a 30-man raid with 20>can't because you don't meet the minimumThere you go. That's what happened to FMC. You can stop pointing fingers at people and move on with your lives and stop whining about the same shit day in and day out. The drama is beyond stale. The mold on it is growing mold. It's old! Find something new.
>>550968760sex with panda
>>550968957Yes please.
>>550968760There were more than 30 anons playing on Nord at that time. It's their own fault that they didn't manage to make the guild appealing for them.
>>550968760You just know the reddit spacing flaming humongous faggot is posting a lengthy response to this to put blame on other anons but himself for taking this thread too seriously.
Why are you all so butthurt...
>>550969976You know why my rear is sore
>>550969976If you were a better cumdump, FMC would still be alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2M18LXBXPsLet's relax and be friends with one another
>>550970774fmc on ms classic soon?
what server if i just wanna level and do erp
>>550971106Turtle
>>550971106Turtle, Nordanaar, whisper Jib when I'm online and I'll see what we can do.
>>550971373>>550971525turtle is gonna shut down soon, any other suggestions?
>>550971106Turtle, ambershire, look up <Branded>.
>>550971671self harm
I got Benediction!
>>550968172You're welcome. Have fun dying alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL62UmSIzME&t=113sthis 22 second portion is the last time wow music ever made me feel anything
>>550972135bend my dick in that ass
>>550972135grats
>>550972135Congratulations Elaynna, did you solo it?
>>550972135Ugliest helf face by far
i'm a guildless resto shaman on ambershire
>>550972135Celebrate by stripping down and poledancing with it for Daddy.
>>550974558Who's Daddy?
>>550974601Your Daddy, you dumb slut.
>>550968172>>550969976>>550970191>>550972135please PLEASE post your prostates
>>550972135>elaynna's sex alt is better geared than most of <evil>no... evilbros... not like this...
>>550974874>Elaynna's sex altRedundant to use the word "sex" there.
>>550972994wrong
>>550974294the only guildless shamans have severe mental illness or other anti-social behavior. what's wrong with you?
>>550974874Most anons in <Branded> are better gear and play better than your average retard in <Evil>. It's little wonder Aecheur tried to recruit them for raids just kidding he only tried because he's a chaser and wanted to suck tranny gock.
>>550975847i'm level 1
Elaynna is the main character of /wpsg/.
>>550972892Yes.
>Elaynna is the main character of /wpsg/.No wonder this thread is as bad as it is.
I'm the main antagonist of /wpsg/.
>>550978324Punished Aunt coming back as a fel-zombie?
le aunt poisoner
You should just have sex with your aunt.
>>550873117Wtf is this real?
Flag!
>>550974874https://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/Nankyhttps://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/Tiliahttps://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/Seralyshttps://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/Syllana
>>550979885All of my sluts, btw.
demon hunter is a high skill class for high skill players
what the fuck is demon hunter
>>550982204hunter that specializes in antisemitism
>>550979885>elaynna has the best geared priest out of all the anons on ambershireHow?
>>550975351Post one that's worse
>>550924485facebook frog watch out!!!!
Why aren't you playing Anarchy, chuddie?
>>550979885>Ring of Spell power>Head of OnyxiaElaynna does not learn.
>>550983072I already did all the content.
Im rolled on turtle. what class should I roll?
>>550983365Benismancer
>>550979885lol no wonder tilia is so shit
>>550983072might have been interested 18 years
>>550979885>that gear elaynna is still retarded
>>550983706Tilia does pretty well
>>550983072why don't more server use custom models like this, this looks so cool.
>>550983706Huh?
when i sell stuff on turtle my junk doesn't auto sell.
when i press shift on an item in turtle it doesn't compare to an equiped i tem i have?
does turtle have lower xp rates? it feels slow to level.
>Israel must not fall
>>550986058it's crazy how the world revolves around one country.
>For isreal!
>>550987334>DnD gay dwarf>bastardized alliance armor (how do you fuck up your Warcraft 3 cinematic armor)>Gaymane Fagmane>lidl lion>temu draenei>male balding pattern female night elfthank you Alliance, very heroic
Legion DH intro is so bad. Imagine gouging your eyes out for fel magic, and then you question Ilidan like, "Motherfucker, you're already too far gone, fanatic cult demon half-blood." Visuals are also ahead of everything else, aside from stylish cinematics, even if they are reusing a lot of assets in the world. Gameplay is shit, real-time wasting skinner box shit. The world is bloated, and quests go for cinematic hyperbole at every opportunity. Fel bats?
>>550986058Jesus that waist line, give that poor sod a burger
>>550983072>already has a security breach
>>550964658I never said i agree with the things the post says about the others, I dont even know what most of these people are doing.I can only speak for myself and im just playing the game, half the people on this list quit months ago if im not mistaken, so its weird to claim theyre involved in anything.>>550964879yea yea youre very great, now DM me ingame.
>>550963036actually I think I'm gonna make a troll shaman
>FOR ISRAEL!!!
>>550988512That's because not many people bought the Miku costume...
>>550988512what happened!
Femgob or femgnome as my next monk?
>>550989161I refuse to believe any of the cretins on those lists have done anything to improve their lives. just like i don't buy that torzag has a job, a wife, and recently bought a house and is expecting a baby.
>>550989161>yea yea youre very great, now DM me ingame.they won't because they are a pussy, don't listen to them you are doing a great job
>>550963694can I talk to landro and give him "used" TGC codes for mounts?
>>550992513why would that be coded in?
>>550993080not him my guess is some authentication server.
>>550993848wow server cores/emulators don't use code from blizzard, they were written from scratch
>>550990191I changed my mind again I'm making a human smite priest
ha ha haanother <Evil> deed performed
>>550995129You will never hit 60
>>550995237Actual nigger subhuman behavior.
>>550995237NIGGER
>>550995237wooooooooooow
Tauri is fun, why do so few anons play on it?
>>550995830nothing to do
>>550995830I don't want to play wod. I don't speak spanish and there's less people than a AV battleground on it at any given time.
>>550995830I was just thinking of giving it a shot recently, but from what I know lots of anons don't want to play it because it's "nu-wow"
>>550995984if you like legion i legitmately don't know why you wouldn't just play retail it's literally the same game.
>>550991712femgnome because they make my pp hard
>>550995129actually I'm gonna go play something else
>>550996105no it's not
>>550995830waiting on legion to actually release
>>550996184this is the biggest cope
>>550996245no it's not
>>550996105The main reasons I play p servers is because I'm a cheap fuck who don't want to shell out for a 20 years old game anymore man.
>>550996184Retail is better
>>550996402you know what boss, that's a totally fair and legitmate reason.
>>550996467no it's not
>>550995237>stole from another h*rdenothing was lost
>>550995830>WoD>>550995982>there's less people than a AV battleground on it at any given time.Provably false, BG queues are near instant.AV happens all the time.
>>550995830I quit until Legion is released. There is nothing to do in WoD.
>>550996728The raids are funner and classes better designed
Men? Burly.
>>550997339
Assumi, my beloved.
>>550998412Noname...
>>550922794>World forged itemsyeah these are fun and cool, I liked them, but kinda loses the magic when 9 out of 10 are trash either because they don't scale to your level or just simply worse than what you got from a lootbag or craftingand I wouldn't call them part of leveling. maybe on your first two runs>Mystic enchantsagree, I like them and how you have to explore for them, but still, they aren't changing the leveling experience much>scaled worldI liked the idea that I can go wherever, and that I can skip the shit quests if I want, but I noticed I just end up overleveling the area still and green enemies are very easy to kill, so I'm just pulling a bunch and cleave themidk I was still running from quest hub from quest hub grinding mobs with some very rare cool stuff(like the stonetalon<->ashenvale connecting cave elite spider event) here and there, but that's all
Tauri does feel really populated, and so far bug free, but its really 80% spics, isn't it a hungarian server? why are there so many jajasalso legion is def the last time wow was good, dont compare it with retoilet
>>550956380yeah, when everything was new and people were exploring
>>550999750the jajas really is the one thing stopping me from playing it.
>>550922794>because captcha didn't let me post me yesterday at all.How
>>550999750>its really 80% spics, isn't it a hungarian server?A quick google search says that Hungary has a bit less than 10 million population. There are several hundreds of millions of spics in the world.
I used to play on Tauri back in TBC-WotLK-Cata times. When did they go international?
>>550999750>isn't it a hungarian serverthe hungaryans are segregated to their own realm.also the jannies enforce a strictly english language in the global channel so it's not all bad.
>>551000283I think 2017-ish
>>551000713I think I got into World of Tanks and Battlerite around that time
That Onyxia fight in Epoch looks a bit mid, just 2 new add's that need to be killed during air phase and they don't really do anything. Just tank and spank.I wonder if this was still WIP but they released it anyway because the first boss from the beta is much much better than the other 2.The server is one foot in the grave anyway but with TBC/Wrath talents you would think the boss fights wouldn't be just Vanilla Onyxia with a tank and spank add that spawns in the air phase. Just doesn't give the future of Epoch much hope.
>>551003483god imagine the /ss/
>>551003483the first boss filtered everyone but some sweat guild using petrification flasks
>>551003483>the future of Epoch
>>551003641First boss is more like a TBC tier boss.
>>551004178Busted some fat nuts to this
>>551004380boss has 2 cone attacksone has to be soaked dealing 27927 split fire damage, this also applies a small 500 fire dmg every 3 seconds for 30 seconds debuffthe other is just a cone attack dealing 2897 damage, that applies a stacking debuff increasing the ability's damage by 10% each time.there is a bomb debuff ability on a random player dealing 1k fire damage to all nearby alliesthere is a shout that silences all nearby players for 4 secondsrandom rocks start falling from the sky at any location dealing damagethere is picrel, it's easy to dodge but it deals damage to everyone anyway as a shockwaveif 6 players are next to each other, it chains them together, reducing movement speed by 20% and sending them into the air. if they can't quickly react with a slow fall they are deadbasically you are meant to soak 27927 split by 5 players, just a small 5585 fire damage.BUT the real problem is that he can do the other cone attack right after, thus killing 1 soak melee group resulting in a wipe
>>551005610Sounds pretty fun. I was hoping more Epoch boss fights would be like this.Still interested to see Epoch's MC but i don't know if Ascension is going to release a compromised version.
>>551006169>Sounds pretty funit is, but it requires more coordination than what an average pug can do.
Did troontle nerf DME lashers xp?
is epoch playable now?
second day in a rowwhy even have this in the prize pool wtf
>>551007545It's okay, still buggy and no roadmap.
>>551008928money
>>551008928got 25 credit again!
>>551008928Same. This server is a joke.
did av for all of av day and alliance only won once
>>551011537>alliance>winning
hido you need a slave?
>tauri gamers and minigames for retards with worthless rewardsName a more powerful combo
>>551011453>fucked up 1 answeroh nononono, what's your excuse lorelet-kun?
<Branded> does what <evil> doesn't. Imagine my shock!
>>551014178that's a man
>>551014271Guess I'm gay.
>>551014178Gock size?
>>551014178Elaynna, a thread ago you were saying that you weren't making fun of your ex guildmates in Evil...
>>55101437110 inches.
>>551014178
>>551014178>had to take the screenshot alone because no one wanted to stand next to himl o l
>>551014745He smells REALLY bad you have no idea
Elaynna posted first, she won, <Branded> won.
Elaynna <Branded> won.
Who <Branded> Elaynna?
turtle....tranny central...ascension...buckedepoch...niggertitsseason of crusade....24 playerscrusader storm....17 days..warmane....pay to win...tauri.....90%mexican tequilachromie...granny centralANARCHY.....WILL SAVE US!
the spics on tauri aren't really that badit's pretty fun how the entire rest of the server hates them, it's really brings the rest of us togetherthe angry hungarian in bg chat is more annoying
>>551019523My problem with the spics is they dont even speak their own language If you try to talk to them in spanish they dont respondIts like they're all mentally disabled children
>>550968541Because the last thing we need is yet another server that only gives a damn about endgame.
any servers?
>>551020950As a spic myself, I'd prefer you talk to me in englishbut I don't play on tauri anyway
>>551008928>>551011453What can you buy with 25 credits there?
>>551020950>George tries to talk to me the latam god>i ignore him>i make such an impact on his life he goes to complain about me in a random mongolian image board
did you remember to kiss your special someone under the mistletoe?
>>551019523I fucking hate spics.>High Ping & Server Hopping>Toxicity & Griefing>Poor Communication & Teamwork>Cheating/Smurfing Rates>Aggressive/Chaotic PlaystyleThese fuckers play cooperative games like it's a solo game.
>>551035012So when I do it's based but when a spic does it, it's not?
As an spic If you talk to me in Spanish will ignore you unless if you sound cute
>>551008928Are turtle tranies will get anything for Christmas?
>>551036039>>551036096shut the fuck up and shovel my driveway
>>550960906this is the cycle
>>551040050So that's a no then? Glad that Tauri not the only cucked.
>zaptuah trooned out for torzagThis still cracks me up
does anyone remember the name of the last meme private server? the recent one that the devs handed the realm over to another dev group? it had its own general for a while?
>>550999929>get no verfication required>click on submit>not valid captcha>rinse and repeat
>>551014597How are you going to clear Naxx with so few players? Do you plan to attempt to pug the other half of the raid? Because that seems unwise.
>>551044789Project Rugpull
>>551045746doubt they make it through BWL/AQ40 let alone Naxx
>>551045746We're aren't going to do Naxx since we all decided to play Maplestory classic when it comes out
>>551045746theoretically if all the quitters come back we fill 40 easy
>50k day mute on bronzebeardLolThey changed how mutes work at least. I can still talk in groups, say, whisper etc.
>>551044789POCHIE PALS WW@@@@
>>551046845But that isn’t going to happen.
>>551045746When I usurp power I'm gonna make everyone be nice instead of evil, and then all the people will come back to a nice guild where we send nice messages and compliments to each other and we will have lots of fun raiding together as friends!
>>551045746I'll just handle it.
>>551045746Beg Branded for help.
>>551048924Didn’t work last time every though
So lonely on sotc…
I started playing on Warmane because I was sick of dead servers when classic wow was releasing.Played on Kronos Twinstar before vanilla classic. After release, horde became totally dead and alliance had only like 3 or 4 guilds that could make a 40-man raids.Started playing on some TBC servers (recalling Endless) but same story, well at least I was the raids.Warmane is still alive and populated.What about the new servers? Chromie, Turtle, or similar? Any expansion, really. How populated are they?
>>551053673Should I play there? Do you like belfies...
I started playing on Epoch beta test but then the launch was delayed way too much. Then hopped on Turtle, but it was too much vanilla jank. Started on Epoch when it launched, but it had zero updates and little new stuff. Ascension seemed cool at first, but I quickly realised playing there that it's a weird mix of retail and WotLK plus a little asian f2p grind mmo with cash shop.
the illusion of choice
Can anyone on ambie gimme a gold...
Fuck that grind.
<gulag>
>>551055061>Should I play there? I'm having fun so far. It is a fairly empty server though.>Do you like belfies...I'm a draenei so I hatefuck them.
>>551057128What grind?
>>551057230She gets knotted
>>551057128what's your strategy? I did it by soloing the event with healing and then running back and forth to get 3 assignments, fishing for easy ones in the north hive that I could solo. though I did it for the feral mace, great trinket was just a nice bonus
>>551057913Earthstrike trinket. Annoying to solo with the amount of elite bugs you have to kill.
>>551058180Luckily on Turtle you don't have to kill the bug for the report part. It's just a lot of bug killing solo as a fury warrior. Unless you get lucky RNG you have to eat essentially after every kill. Sometimes pop a healing potion. I had gold to churn through to get Logistics done.
>>551057794Only 22 ppl online im too shy to join something like that...
>>551058319on Kronos the bugs were stronger than NPC soldiers, so you had to assist.and there was enough AoE damage and poisons that no-heal classes struggled to survive the whole thing.I realized that it's enough to just heal and depoison with feral talents and some shitty healer gear.
>>551058480I only did leveling practice on Kronos before Classic came out because it was speculated it was the closest to Blizz-like which turned out to be true. Played Feenix>Nostalrius>Elysium>Northdale and some Light's Hope and now Turtle.
>>551058583> because it was speculated it was the closest to Blizz-likethere were some significant differences on few bosses, so I thought this was a bit of a lie. Beside, how different can it be?But then I played vanilla content on some TBC and WotLK servers and oh boy it can be so different with shitty scripting. Kronos was indeed close enough.One more memory from Silithus: the underground thorium nodes were pretty much uncontested and I could do stealth runs with feral and solo 1 or 2 bugs near them. I pretty much farmed Arcanite Bars for two guild Thunderfuries.
>>551058439That's a shame. Honestly if you're shy though wouldn't 22 people be better? You don't see that many players.
>>551059007I was more focused on the leveling part being blizz-like than raids. Goal was realm first 60 on the server which I got. And yeah those caves were free as fuck for the first few months until people picked up on it.
>>551058439it goes up to like 50 during peak hours!! lmao
Youd have the entire internet exploding in 2021-23 if you had crogge mentioned in twow lawsuit, now he appeared and no one cares because people forgot already
>>551061321Everyone already knew it was Shenna and Crogge. They know the story. They just don't care.
>>551061435>Everyone already knew it was Shenna and Croggeexcept if you ever said that you were called a schizo
>>551061632that's what they want you to believe
>>551061632Yep. They definitely lied for years and years about it. But I would say most players I've talked to knew Torta was Shenna and just didn't care.
TurtleWoW servers could be hosted/ran in Israel, stealing all your information and people wouldn't blink. So long as it was a "decent" product.
>dey be steelin ur daba!!oh no... not my porn and hentai search history...
>>551062361this apathy towards ad agencies and other data stealing companies is why we will live in dystopia
>>551044789Pr*ject Ep*ch
>>551062495we will live in a dystopia because the entire data broker shtick works because of normalfaggots and w*men with the impulse control of a chimpanzee that will buy whatever the personalized add will tell them to buyi haven't seen a single internet ad since 2008 or so
>>551062762>normalfags and tr*nnies with the impulse control of a chimpanzee that will play whatever server that russian shills on r/wowservers tell them to playwelp
>>551063219damn those russian trannies stole my creditcard by making me click troondle.exe!!oh nvm, i didn't pay a single cent
>>551063370But you bought the progaymer socks and the Turtle WoW Dagon Dildo Limited Edition.
>one of the many NPCs populating the World of Shenna
Fuck You Got Mine
These days even Vanilla players are so droned up that Shenna could sell a lvl 60 boost and gold on the site and they would continue playing.It's amazing.
>>551063527stop projecting anytime
>>551063851>W-WELL HOW DOES THAT AFFECT YOU, INCEL?
>>551063868I'm not the one playing on Troondle and hence being detrimental to the whole pserver scene, "sister".
>>551063904enjoy your super secret 20 pop private invitation only server that is ethically 100% tailored towards your preferences
>>551064040>I stick to the most popular and pleb optionGood job proving yourself as a normalfag, troon.
>>551063904>um if x is popular it means we can never have y, z and p and it's definitely not because y, z and p are shit! you're literally killing me here, do you know that?
>>551064154>hurr durrCope all you want, you're a troon supporter and collaborator.
>>551064095making up shit now aren't we? i've been playing on feenix servers while you were still shitting your diaperssub 300 servers were normal before nost but you wouldn't know that because all you do is make up shit in your schizo mind and mindlessly shit your mental diarrhea out on a keyboard
>>551064290>we the totally legit and real veterans love shenna!Now you're going full retard. Here, have a last (you), poser.
>>551064426good now go kill yourself you inbred nigger
>>551064492no
>>551064540>h-have a last you!>still herekill yourself you inbred niggerstill didn't tell us about his epic nontranny server btw
>>551064589you ok?
>>551064621kys nigger
>>551064667again no
>>551064735kys nigger
LATAMliance
>>551064761see >>551064735
>I'm a real fenix veteran, guys! (see: over 40 years old)>spergs and writes like a retarded zoomerebin
>>551064808kys nigger
>>551064825still no
>>551064890kys nigger
New thread>>551064837>>551064837>>551064837
>>551064983kys nigger
why does gulag guild lead talks about dicks all the timeis this russian thing or is he just homosexual
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>>551065027kys nigger
>>551064983more dogshit great
>>551065034Could always be worse.
>>551065395Wtf is megasasuke doing in here
