>>550857704>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>international tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1XZ1Nbd5lT436azepJLPfdJuEe-UcHGPwE_9yt2yrYt4/edit?usp=sharing>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AQtAVU9k7L9XknkM8JJYlz2tURkGDvU3N69Rj0wUIHY/>/mjg/ sings Kajitsu singuphttps://files.catbox.moe/ntuidu.mp3
!!!!
thanks TO
EUROS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WAKE UP
How many players in the tourney lobby?
>>550945660i thought we were doing well
>beloved attentionwhore will make the cut because more than half of the players lose to the gimmick
>>550945748seas fed oceania into qualifying. it was some kind of brown alliance I think
>>550945748Sorry, you're not an auskek so you need 10 players in top 16 to make the cut. It's a good tourney, sir.
>>550945660SEABROS THE FUCK WE DOING
>>550945983I did my part, tried queuing for 2 more games but no one to match against
>seatards only need three players in top 16 and still can't do it
>>550947153>he's unaware that TO is going to remove their grinches and recalculate points last minute so they make it in with 1 player
>>550945660I'm already top16 what else do you want me to do?
>>550933914>Why is it with you shittoi niggers that you insist that a 7 tile menzenchin iishanten is so powerful that it only deserves 5 extra fu compared to regular chiitoi?You mean it should be worth more? What about the obvious leeway you get by keeping the ankou? I believe limiting it helps keeping the balance, imagine you get a second ankou or if the other tiles form an iipeikou (or maybe are in a 11233 shape), an ankou gives you a lot of versatility. I get it it would be harder to get (I play chinkjong, so I know how often it happens from experience), but I think giving it more points would be an overkill. What would you rather have, 50fu?
Hey TO I've got something for you.
Burgers and euros need like 9 players in the top 16 to qualify, it's not happening. TO is a retard who can't balance for shit.
>>550948079can't balance real life wars
>>550948079euros can still get in, just need to feed some HVT and prevent russians from consolidating
>>550948145In a real life war, burgers would steamroll.
>>550948238lollmao
>>550948238kekekeke
>burgers>steammore like deep fry
>>550948291Cope, thirdie.
>>550948167euros just need to kick the russian with the lowest score out of the top 16, as long as a seamonkey doesn't get in they are good to go
>>550948238Unironically this and I'm a eurokek
>>550948394Steamed hams
fr*nch are grinching the war
>>550948397it's thirdies who think burgerland is still a great power thoughbeitthey thought the same about russians before they were faced with reality
if we go by TO's balancing venezuela should easily beat the burgers and go on to invade florida
>>550948567I didn't.
>>550948079maybe it should be six factions that get in...
>>550948238>vietnam>afghanistanyeah, you sure steamrolled those, and europe even helped you out in those.
>>550948762both won because the burgers got bored
>>550948906>burgers got boredyou mean because gasoline prices increased by more than 25%
>>550948906holy copedo you say the same when you ragequit in ranked?
>>550948906they lost because their main objective was using as much ammunition and bombs as possible.
>>550948762Yes. You are too stupid to understand that occupying a foreign country can become politically untenable even if you win the actual military confrontation because the population at home doesn't like resources to be expended on some distant shithole in a way that doesn't benefit them at all.
>>550949203Of course I understand that, you seem to not understand that that is part of the military confrontation thoughbeit.
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter
>>550949203Well, yeah? That's how war operates. It's part of the rules. If the invaders can't hold out then they lose.
>>550949362No, retard, it isn't. They're obviously connected, but talking about politics over a table and shooting enemy soldiers are not, in fact, the same thing.
>>550949454>invadersAmerica was the liberator retardThey went to help the locals
>>550949572kek
>>550949572loldo burgers really?
>>550948762>burgers rack up superior KDA for decades trying to prop up useless incompetent puppet state against motivated guerrillas>they don't learn from this mistake and try it again a second timeThose wars were lost when they began. Burgers just need to stick to conventional wars like Kuwait where steamrolling actually wins you the war.
>>550949572based
>>550947369And you sacrificed your countrymen for it. How do you feel? Not only did you betray for glory, but all the bloodshed was for naught
>>550949607>>550949670Our Christmas gift? Freedom
>motivated guerrillaswas there infinite bananas to whoever won?
>>550949690did this conventional warfare help them during Gulf War?
>>550949932I think you're mixing up guerrillas with lemurians
>>550950002and who is the puppet master then retard
>>550949779Those Irish died honourably
>>550949954Uhhhh, yes.
>>550950078
>>550950198>>550950329>schizos think effeminate men control the world's strongest superpower to ever existThis is why you can't make it to celestial
MESSAGE TO ALL EUROS! We queue in t minus 3 hours. Be there and feed the players who have a chance to make it in. Every man is needed. 3 hours! This is our final stand!Thank you for your attention.
>>550950486so true sister!
>>550950569keep looping in your hamster wheel masterkek
>>550950489clearly a message from SEA, euros don't get ambushed
>download Kanade Awayuki's Tenhou voice pack>lossless file format, 1411 kb/s>sounds like 64 kb/s recorded with the cheapest Walmart mic>download Crow's voice pack to compare>same thing, quality maybe just a little bit higher, voice lines are just her making weird noisesAren't vtubers supposed to have good recording hardware (since they're basically selling their voice all the time)? The quality sounds worse than the first Tetsuya PS2 game. They couldn't record these few lines in a way it wouldn't sound so abhorrent? What is this? Can anyone from /jong/ explain this phenomenon?
>>550950872>expecting japs to have good hardwareHow new
>>550950872crow is not a big sieyu prs understando
>>550945305my doragon is getting destroyed by stale cakes in a snowball fight
I don't often use mortal and have never touched Naga. Can someone who does tell me how the bots generally like discarding isolated dora yakuhai when your own hand is mediocre in speed/value/both? Do the bots just prefer keeping them until near tenpai?
>>550950872>1411 kb/show's this possible, can you give a link
>>550951848bakyou
Would you skip ron here to aim for tsumo / direct hit on rightlord and end the end instantly?I did. And drew the aka 5p right after.
>>550951895https://senba-kurono.booth.pm/items/1428401https://kanade-awayuki.booth.pm/items/6856785>Audio: pcm_s16le ([1][0][0][0] / 0x0001), 44100 Hz, 2 channels, s16, 1411 kb/s
>>550952090you're supposed to post the answer to wwyd later
>>550952145says who
>>550952090I don't trust my luck enough to even consider ron skipping to target a specific player. Maybe I'll acquire the skill if I get to Master.
>>550952185wwyd lover
>>550952090No, I want to stop shimo's hand and any tsumo will kill him next round anyway.
>>550952263I'm not your lover
https://booth.pm/en/items/6516474kek, no idea who this is, but it seems she wants to end up in a fully voiced client
>>550952348You're Billy Jean?!
>>550952138crow's sound absolutely awful, the other one is fine
Any Queuers?
Say NO to sanmaReal men love 万子(まんこ)
crowbros...
Uma Musume Cinderella Gray part 2 finished today. I'll be streaming all 10 episodes on the 23rd, 13:00 UTC on fc2
>>550953704tohai first
I hate NTR the most
>>550953704!!!!!
>>550950078ELEVEN
>be from TO's chosen people>make it through qualifierssimple asamazing how such a fun tourney idea got raped into oblivion through giimickshit.
>>550945415Looks delicious!
>>550953829same
>>550954187>>550953829
>>550950707Booby traps!
I want to go home
>>550954516You have to eat ALL the eggs first.
MESSAGE TO ALL EUROS! We queue in t minus 2 hours. Be there and feed the players who have a chance to make it in. Every man is needed. 2 hours! This is our final stand!Thank you for your attention.
Ping me when there are 3 queuers in the lobby
>>550954860I have a Shadowverse event to play...
>>550945415Yuzu!!
I love NTR the most!
>>550954860I am at work
>>550955054Thanks for letting us know, falseflagging catcuck.
I love balding old men that pay me money the most
>>550955237It's sunday
>>550955281Meant for >>550953829
>>550945305wwyd
>>5509566029m
>>5509566029m mawashi looks good. 25m might flow from kami, allowing a chii into dora tanki.Shimo just pushed a live ton, I'm not too eager to find out why exactly.
>>550956602honors are genbutsu
>>550956602I can't find a reason to do anything but 9m.
>>550956602Hatsu and pray it passes.
>>5509566029mtanki on dora
>>550955281Meant for >>550955054 and >>550956194
>>550956602go back and kan
>>550957707This post was fact checked by real bnnuy patriots.
>>550956602this hand wont complete, I would just drop the winds
>>550953704
>>550958375based
>>550958375
>>550958587
>>550958587kri as in kristeve
>>550958375>>550958587holy mahjong!
Queue?
>>550958375I love my Chinese wife! Me on the bottom by the way
>>550958975Holy shit this is hot
>>550956602HO-
>tranny having a melty again
doko
3?/4 in queue
>>550958797@grok generate this image with her fully clothed
MESSAGE TO ALL EUROS! We queue in t minus 1 hour. Be there and feed the players who have a chance to make it in. Every man is needed. 1 hour! This is our final stand!Thank you for your attention.
What did you guy tell him that he got so upset?
plapnersareronbutsu
at least post some hanner
At least he's posting on topic porn. It's nice that even our melties and spammers are a cut above the riff raff of other communities.
>>550959849holy MATING
>>550959849
Aru
>>550960041why are euroneetshits like this
Burgers are for eating, not fucking.
>>550959843I'm gooning to Aru since this wasn't deleted.
>>550960256>neetIt's sunday, what the fuck are you talking about
I will be alone for Christmas. That is all.
So the same as every Christmas.
>>550960727Join Christmas tourney at 190399
>>550952138upload one of crow's, a small, short one will do, i'll run it through spek
FUUUUCK I FORGOT I WAS QUEUED IN THE TOURNEY LOBBY FUCK AAAAAAAAAA
>>550947860Make it the same value as ryanpeikou 3han30fu if you're that worried. If you go for kansai chiitoi with the second menzhenchin ankou, it's a consolation prize for not going for yakuman.
>>550960727I am gonna spend it with my sister
>>550948079Not all hope is lost burger bros. We simply need to wait for him to awaken.
>>550960727I'd rather be alone for Christmas than spending it with the family desu.
Easy BRANDED DRACOTAIL Combos for Dummies
>>550954072yeah doesn't really motivate me to play either
I have been playing nothing but tonpuu in segaMJ and my brain has rottedThanks for reading my blogpost.
>>550961782but was it fun?
TEH WAR IS LE UNFAIR?OUR INSTIGATORS ARE JEETS JEWS AND JINKS?JUST GRINCH ITLIKEDON'T CLICK THE BUTTONMKAY?THAT'S ITWOWMAKE HEETLER PROUD
"playing nothing but tonpuu in segaMJ and my brain has rotted" situation is crazy :crying: :skull: :heartbreak:
War has changed...
>>550961782We also have the best voice lines in the entirety of online mahjong
>hug imouto>get hardhuh?
How to Eat a Human Beingcynthia-7.png
>hug imouto>she gets harduh huh
>>550961782what happened?
>>550962224it would be rude not to.
Can you people queue up, I need to lose 3 matches
>>550961195>3han30fuThat would make it worth over twice the regular chiitoi while providing piloting benefits, I'm afraid it would make it too powerful. I think even 50fu2han would be better if we're going that way, since it would have a similar point value (exactly twice the chiitoi), but wouldn't become such an obvious mangan shortcut (in case of 3han all you need is two dora, so riichi in that case would immediately raise it to haneman).
>>550960982https://litter.catbox.moe/bl8pnewgfp4i1hqb.wav
>>550962495be the koko you want to see in /mjg/
>>550962673nothing wrong with the file itself, there's no weird frequency cutoffthey recorded this shit with a trash mic, there's no other explanation
oh no no no NA bros
>new Hannelore spinoff chapter released
https://www.youtube.com/live/j2uk9pRNVCY?t=3891sIt's called "dama" because it does mental "dama"ge.
>>550963089
MESSAGE TO ALL EUROS! We queue in t minus 15 minutes. Be there and feed the players who have a chance to make it in. Every man is needed. 15 minutes! This is our final stand!Thank you for your attention.
>>550963089Any time I see clips of her she's cryingI like thatAlso that's an oyabai
>>550962992Yeah, that's basically what I thought. It still surprises me someone can be a vtuber with this kind of audio hardware.
>>550961891>>550962165>>550962324SegaMJ is very fun and even better with the assists turned off. Especially if you understand some nipponese
I'm starting to believe 47p/36p is actually a bad wait and needs to be treated as such when doing push/fold
>>550963838good
This is a reference to something but I can't quite place itcan anyone help out? I want to so Hakume to Mikochi but that might just be because the emote is chibi
>>550964019this is a reference to steve
>>550964019thats a reference to me "forgetting" to pull out
Hanged for war crimes
>>550964019Oh wow it might have been actuallyI might just have a good instinct for crying anime girls
The time to attack is now! All euros, queue! queue! queue! Get as many HVTs and MVTs into top 16 as possible and annihilate any unfortunate enemy soul who finds himself at the same table.
>>550964460doesnt every yuro have their 5 games already
>>550964450>little girls criesIS THIS A REFERENCE??
>>550964019Peanut!
>>550964460mein fuhrer...all our armies have played their games...
>>550964387My fuarking heroes and some mangy, ugly nyagger
>>550964542that filter didn't do muchnice thigh even so
>>550964586Steiner...
>>550964561>>550964586there are still 15 euros with games to play...
>>550964019It's a jojo reference
>>550964572>>550964808I found what it was a reference to so I don't see what you're getting atI would like your apology now
anyone playing actual serious mahjong in queue right now?
>>550965032stop searching for patterns and references
>>550965032use Aru for dumbposting not this qt
>>550965032But your manga panel looks nothing like the emote?
>online:3I'll never post again
>>550964460Euros lack reinforcements
>>550964019
Is there a page that has all of the emote references?
>>550965169Sorry, I'm watching Gangs of London season 3
>>550965328do it for A&C 7
>>550965120But Aruposting is always informative
if I queue will you fold and not push and feed intentionally like retards?
>>550964019>>550964450That is so generic I doubt it's a reference to anything specific.Pic related is an example much closer fit, but even then I'm not sure it's an actual reference because it seems like a common enough pose.
>>550965328Yes but I don't think it's updated
>>550965430bruh that pointing pose goes back to DMC
>>550965430That one is unironically a jojoke.
>>550965430
>>550965430that's an actual jojo reference
Did you know America brought the Statue of Liberty from France and France built it
>>550965487Devil May Kri(Steve)
Don't go out muchAin't got much to sayJust stay inside my holeAnd masturbate all dayAnti-social masturbatorDrink, smoke‚ shootin' drugsIs all the passion I needDon't need some cunt to fuck me upMy girl's on page nineteenAnti-social masturbatorWhen I'm walkin' down the streetI'm talkin' to myselfI keep it all locked up insideAnd when it's time you'll payAnti-social masturbator
>>550965509>>550965551there aint no way, with all the similarities Steve has with Dante its either a devil may cry reference or none at all
Next you retards are going to tell me this is also a jojo reference
>>550965487i was sure it was this
trolling is a art
>>550965641are you retarded
>>550965617How can it be liberty if is was sold and bought by third parties?
>>550965734no one uses that phrase outside of reddit
I've never watched gay porn, is Jojo a good starting point?
burger needs to stand up and make a play
>a
>>550965817only sometimes
>>550965817He used a double negative, he's retarded
>>550965617Isn't it a gift from France?
Real yuro hours.
https://www.xmasclock.com/
>>550965890Yes, America's liberty was a gift from France. You're welcome, Americans.
Imagine having a Steve wife and an Aru daughter
>>550966072Imagine the oyakodon
>>550966072I'd be an absentee father
>>550966161Can't we get pizza instead?
>>550966072Only if i get as an imouto/mistress aswell
Every sixty seconds, a minute passes.
Sacrifice your blood and others' for the causeRape, kill, and torture young girls and boysAttack the masses, execute them nowAccelerate disorder for the rock 'n' roll underground(Murder! Murder!)Rock 'n' roll murderers will be our labelAnd everyone's terror will feed our tableOverthrow the current state of rockIt's time for a bloody, violent onslaught(Murder! Murder!)We, the terrorists, must do our willIf we kill, let us killThe world could use some thinning outA terrorist anarchy, figure it outWe must be ruthless in our actionsBullet to brain, eliminate captivesMurder the members of the PMRCMurder the brainwashed at MTVMurder the business corporate labelsMurder the fans who feed their tables
>>550966445You get a little sister but she is Koromo
>>550966592Just going to buy some cigarettes real quick
What is this emote a reference to?
>>550966680The Tasmanian Devil
>>550966772???
THE OCG JUST GOT A MASSIVE BANLIST
>>550966680Ahiru obviously
>>550966072Locking myself in a separate room the moment I'm back home
>>550966807Taz
>>550966869What are you talking about
>>550966680Barbariccia
>>550966807zoomers...
meep meep
UPDATE THE SHEET
Let it be known, there is nothing more dangerous to the pride of a man than a tight and well lubricated chilean 18yo pussy
>>550967168too old
>>550967129nigger stop vagueposting
I sexed
>>550967293Pretending to be retarded is not funny.
>>550967293Eh... What's up, Doc?
dose-1.gif
>>550967531My child custody hearing
>>550967293Calling you a zoomer because you can't recognize Taz isn't vagueposting, just google tasmanian devil tornado or spinning or some shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d0Ld53Fp0Y
>>550967531Danganronpa
Yuzu!
>>550967679sore wa chigau yo!
>>550967432A-Anon, we agreed, no talking about it in the thread...
>>550967673epilepsy warning wasn't a thing back then?
>>550967531Guano and Guano Law Offices
>>550967874Kids were stronger back then >>550967927>names
>names
>>550967956>>550967959league teams are fair play newfags
This emote is a reference to me saying "polar bears are niggers" as a joke during my school years and getting in trouble with the teachers because somebody in my class got offended and snitched on me
>>names
>james
tournaments make me hate you guys
>games
>jessie
>>550967874not until porygon
>lassie
what the fuck were they THINKING
Did you knew that this emote is a Fate/stay night reference?
>>550966843Maxx C to 1
>>550968301I didn't!
>>550968301no it's not
>>550968654Is that a Higurashi reference?
Fu Ji is a reference to jews
>>550968714they are my chilean bitches
>>550967531jojo reference
>meowth, that's right!
NAbros all u gotta do is knock the yellow or cyan or bottom gray out of the top 16
Some of you are painfully unintelligent and unfunny.
>>550969378Thank you!
>>550968301he has a different expression in that scene
>>550969425Not you, the other guy. He knows who he is.
>>550969378this is what you get when you let gachaniggers in
>>550969378Here's something intelligent and funny for you.AhemNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>550969580They changed it in the remake
>>550962475>That would make it worth over twice the regular chiitoi while providing piloting benefits,That's the same logic as ryanpeikou and we all know that's rarer than some yakuman.>but wouldn't become such an obvious mangan shortcut (in case of 3han all you need is two dora, so riichi in that case would immediately raise it to haneman)Oh no, haneman with 2 dora and riichi on a shit 3 tile at best wait, and you explicitly give up suuankou and sankantsu if you go with 2 kans as 4 pairs. Your logic is the same as thinking suuankou should be counted as sanankou toitoi tsumo if you have the shanpon wait.What is it with you shittoi niggers thinking that a hand with a 3 tile tenpai is terrible in every other situation besides shittoi?
>>550969684good thing i never played it then
>>550969613I'M 100% NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGAI'M 200% NIGGA
OH I'M A GUMMY BEAR YES I'M A GUMMY BEAROH I'M A YUMMY TUMMY FUNNY LUCKY GUMMY BEARI'M A JELLY BEAR 'CAUSE I'M A GUMMY BEAROH I'M A MOVIN GROOVIN JAMMIN SINGIN GUMMY BEAROH YEAHGUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY BEARGUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY BEAR
>>550969792no god please i don't want to remember
>mindbroken over chiitoigold room hours
I Wasn't Ready for Project Zomboid
>>550969792Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA(I hear you man)Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA(I feel you man)Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotAÅ pushar på å smekerMed motståndet vi lekerVi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotAÅ springer runt å creeparOch motståndet vi sleepar
>>550969613Koromo would say this.
>>550969698I'm just speaking from experience, having four pairs and drawing one of the tiles I already have the pairs of happens really often to me, so a lot of these situations would make me switch to ronchiitoi if the fourth tile was still wild. I'd argue ryanpeikou is way rarer than ronchiitoi, I even had a novice in our mahjong club who once declared a win with it thinking it's a regular chiitoi. Having a quartet in the beginning makes it even easier to use, just don't ankan it and gather pairs, in that case it has the same RNG difficulty as regular chiitoi.
I wish I had a mahjong club
I wish I had a mahjong hammer
>>550970329don't you have any people at work or in your playgroup (if you have one) that would be interested? you can start one if you do
>thinking I'd make friends with my coworkers
you don't have to have any other social interactions with them, everyone likes to play games after work (unless they're boomers or women)
dok
>>550970753I go home and sleep after work
the better i get at the game the less i want to go to my club to play it
>>550970329I feel that. In my tiny ass country noone even knows Mahjong. When you mention the game, some may think of solitaire mahjong, but even that's rare. There aren't any board game clubs that know it either.
>>550970875same, but i make an exception once a week to play mahjongtonpuu takes an hour to hour and a half if people are not used to analog, it's not impossible to squeeze in
>>550971110I don't get off work until 8:30PM thoughbeit
>>550971014It always surprises me to read things like that. Don't you have any people who share your interests around you? I'm not talking "friends" in normalfags' definition (i.e., "drinking buddies"), rather guys you played video games when you were a kid or something. You don't hang out anymore?
I don't work in tech so all my old friends are cogs in the machine like me who just work, go home, sleep, wake up, go back to work ad-infinitum
>>550971271okay, that makes senseit's a shame then>>550971478i work in tech and my life is like that, but at least i work normal hours
at least when I worked graveyard I got to watch m-league
i am unemployed
>All those euros at the top>They still won't make it because the format is incredibly retardedHoly kino.
>>550971343I have a bunch of friends that I'm playing games with fairly often, but none of them show any interest in mahjong when I mention it. There was 1 guy who learned the basic rules but lost interest again after a day.My brother watched me play Demonic Mahjong on Steam a few weeks ago, and was interested in that at first, but then said he doesn't feel like learning Mahjong rules (though you really only need to know what chii/pon/kan is and the basic win conditions to play that game).
RUN MUSA RUNOR THE PATTYROLLER'LL GET YARUN MUS RUNYOU BETTER GET AWAY
>advance in tournament>your reward: more mahjong
>>550972024It's collusionslop, not mahjong.
>>550971893>There was 1 guy who learned the basic rules but lost interest again after a day.Kinda sad, had it happen to me too. He did get a dama chiitoi on me though (it was the only yaku he was confident enough to go for).I believe the problem is people are really afraid of mahjong for some reason, but I guess you can't just force them to play to show them how easy the rules are.
I don't want to learn fu
should I move to switzerland instead of staying in the EU?
Why is it that eroge where you can have a relationship with an older woman usually involve her getting drunk first (like in 恋する夏のラストリゾート, 夏ノ雨, etc.)?
>>550972374I thought they were part of the EU
>>550972374If you're rich yeah.
I never learnt the score sheet, I just take a look at my hand and take a guess. I get it right 99% of the time, or close enough at least.
>>550967874Did you die?
>>550972517how else are you supposed to get them to have sex with you?
>>550972374fuck off we're full
>>550972627my cat started spasming
>>550972868
>>550972517to lower their inhibitions of course?
>>550972762I want her to fall in love with me on her own.
SlimeMaster is actually good
>>550972851i can count fu, let me in
>>550972851I have gold
Dallas McCarver: The Victim of Bodybuildingcynthia-7.png
whats the plan burgers
why is the value arbitrarily assigned instead of based on something like rank
>>550973629queue during burger hours tonight
>>550973629Feed the fox and we're in
No point of q'ing. I'll wait for the memesura tourney instead.
fuck this tournament, make a regular one now
When's the next Regular Tourney? Get to it, TO. Chop chop.
>>550974343Ahen you think about it gimmick tourneys are the real regular tourneys
tourney announcement once this concludes
>>550974438I might make one mid January if I'm not too busy.
I'm queueing
>>550974131i'd make it, but i'm a retard and people would hate me
yagooey
>>550975214So you'd be like most TOs.I fail to see the problem.
>>550975217The SEAbaggies did it.
>>550975217*SMACK*WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE?
>>550975625do not hit the yagooey
limitless memesura or regular memesura? limitless will turn into a yakumanfest and filter rankedchads hard
>>550975780memesura is limitless, regular asura sucks
Asura? more like sure to be ass.
>>550976986Hoora!
>>550977082Who is this character
>>550977145that would be me if i rolled her on her banner two weeks ago
>>550977145Kallen
>>550977145Poor man's saber
>>550977313thanks. I forgot this literal who was in the game.
Majsoul Friends Room 94766(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=94766normal mahjong, preferrably with big tits
>>5509776071 more2/4 voluptuous women and a leopard
shan't
>big titsNo thanks
>>550977607started
Finally the new laptop arrivedNow i can bitch about lack of games to play and go back to majan
where is mahjong
I sometimes have moments like that one scene in American History X where the MC looks at himself in the mirror at home and is devastated seeing his nazi tattoos on him, but instead of nazi tattoos I have weeb merch, figurines, visual novels, and manga.
>>550978280unc short for uncle? Yeah I play some of these games and I'm an uncle.
oppai loli jyanshi when
>>550978505unc stands for uncool, unc
>>550978565Kill yourself
>>550978505unc means uncool
>>550978280morrowind is not unc, it's millenial slopso it is gay
@grok summarize this thread
>>550978607>>550978612I don't care. I'm gonna ask why the kids keep calling things uncle every time I see it from now on.
>>550978659>it's millenial sloplike 80% of the games on that pic
>>550978659Millennials are all geriatric uncs by now
>>550978280>uncslop>no 1.6>no descent>no brood war>no quake>no ut 2k4
>>550978992>ut 2k4undertale was originally released in 2004?
>>550978745>EГГOГ EГГOГ EГГOГ
You retards are just incapable of not replying to braindead trannies, huh?
>>550978745Not mahjong
>>550979210you're right we should stop responding to anyone born before 2000 because all of them are twinks or trannies
>>550979210I'm an old man who speaks when spoken to.
>>550979391You were born in 1996
>>5509794942005, bestest year for the american youth
HERR MANNELIGHERR MANNELIGTROLOFVEN I MIG
I was 7 years old when pokemon came out
When I was born I was 0 years old
>>550979770proof?
I don't care how old you are, you're all retards and shitters to me.
>>550979614This board is 18... oh fuck
I was in my mom's womb for 11 months
>>550979896Wow, it's younger than Fu Ji!
I was born at 1.
>>550979902What a coincidence, I was in it for 10 minutes
I was born in 1989, coincidentally on my birthday.
>>550979968She's eternally 16 though
>>550980006>only 10
>>550979902are you a horse
I wasn't born
>>550980083There was a queue
>>550980008What were the odds?
Joseph would last an hour with Cynthia.
>>550980160happened to my brothermay he rest in peace
>>550980218Sheentia dies in the middle, but he keeps going
>>550950872I'm late but Tenhou's custom audio processing is really bad also most vtubers tend to have a Walmart mic. Mirurun's is pretty good, she's been a freelance VA for like 20 years now. https://sweetmilkteatime.booth.pm/items/6607138https://vndb.org/s573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yoQpzgYPM0
>>550980816I remember her from the Semen King series
>>550980816I actually downloaded that one in the meantime and it sure is higher quality than the other ones.
WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOYMY FATHERTOOK ME INTO THE CITYTO SEE A MARCHING BAND
>>550981667BECAUSE ONE DAYI’LL LEAVE YOU A PHANTOMTO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMERTO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>550977607ggs twas fun
MUDKIPMUDKIP
>>550977607GG, who said the new girl has no flow?
>>550977607ggs
WELL I LIKE SUGAR AND I LIKE TEABUT I DON'T LIKE NIGGERS NO SIREE
>>550982530She has the expression of someone pissing in the pool
>>550977607ggundeserved NTR yuzus wins
>>550983109shes pissing in my mouth
>>550982571kaavi's hard and puffy nipples
>>550984729I agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6S-GmJF9AMcynthia-7.png
Bullshit
I'm like Aru. I'm a retard for not updating 4chanX and never fixed the captcha bug until now.
There's a new girl?
>>550988276no
>>550986679Yep, that's impossible
>>550988605have you tried getting two double crits in a row
not doing your other routes, xenia. fuck off
>>550988605Do you need lvl 3 spike ball + lvl 3 middle ball or 20 HP to realistically clear this without 200 resets?
>>550988638What the fuck am I listening too?https://grok.com/imagine/post/a9804671-4846-4355-a5ff-51a82d0f662ehttps://grok.com/imagine/post/70be1ed4-e15a-418c-8ec2-72db53150412https://grok.com/imagine/post/f7f3673b-fb05-486c-8775-6c261b317c01
>>550989178You get a new loading screeen if you do
euros, it's our time now. silent queue
I fucking love netorare!
>>550989587Fuck off jeet
nikaido hell golf doko?
>>550989798No, Ako loves playing mahjong and hanging out with her friends
nanoja... nanoja...
>>550990272Ako loves playing strip mahjong and hanging out with her friends (me)
玄人【ばいにん】
I would proudly raise Ako's baby.
>he's raising my baby
>>>/a/284635289OG Yuzu news
>>550991078Wow, a literally who died? I sure care
>>550990131made for hard dickings by me while (you) watch and maybe even hold her hand
>>550991078Wtf, that's sad.
Capcom named a cab after your mahjong play style
>>550988973Yes>>550989185Maybe both!
>>550991078grim
>>550990420Nanoda nanoda!
>>550991078WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?
>>550991078No...
>>550991078dang, i remember reading that thing when learning nipgot some great exercise from it
I'm at worko
I hope everyone that grinched the tourney doesn't come back.I hope we are all done with our games and that we can move on to the next stage.
REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED
>>550994780I will keep singing up and grinching
>>550991078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcYhYO02f98GOGOGOGO EUROBROS, QUEUE UPWE ONLY NEED ONE MORE, KILL THE RUSSIANS!
any queuers
sorry im busy, im only really free on christmas dayhopefully there's q'rs then
I thought this shit ended today but it lasts for 5 more days??
euro grinches, what can I do to convince you to play
>>550994780I'm not grinching, I spent the whole day in the queue.
Well if Marco is commanding then I will follow. Once more into the queue, my Europa friends
Just start the new tournament already, no one is gonna play semis of this dogshit collusionfest
DEVR-001
>>5509958035 more days to genocide Russia, and it's all because of a single aussie.>>550995960They don't even need to play, a single anon from any nation making it into top 16 is enough for euros to qualify.
>>550991078I couldn't read umaru. I wanted to put her in a blender the whole time and had to drop it.
>>550996281>They don't even need to play, a single anon from any nation making it into top 16 is enough for euros to qualify.HOW
>>550996206isn't it bad manners to announce a new tourney while a current one is ongoing
>>550996281>a single anontwo actually
>>550996483You can play in two different tournaments at the same time
>>550996573not what I asked
>>550996385>>550996527Russia is at 22 points, but if number 16 gets pushed out of the top ranking, they fall to 17 points, pushing euros back into top 4 because they are already at 18
>>550996573TO here Fuck yuo
>are tips the worst american customNo that would be getting shot
>>550996884I answered your question
>>550997009the russian is number 15, the sheet is just misleading. and the cutoff would still be so close that he would easily make after one game of collusion. europe needs some players still up there but considering that today no europe table formed I would say that it's probably over for europe. there's no way one will form during the coming christmas days
Next tourney better be sanma
sanma balls
>>550997486I'm blind and retarded.aru-0.png
EUkeks might just need a Christmas miracle to qualify
>>550997108
I woke up in the house of a fat man: he's over 30 years old and loves beer and games
queue up
>>550999338
Majsoul Friends Room 12782(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=127824th place gets killed and eaten
>q to finish my games>need only a humble 2nd>3 same-team against meNIGGERS!
>>550999338I don't drink and I don't play video games
>online: 4
>>550999501walmart toki
I started gooning to traps again
I kneel LATAM
>>551000079only a spic would post that image
Hi TO, 'qualified' chink here can i drop from the war tournament please? i understand this will affect the qualifier set-up.Thankshttps://files.catbox.moe/lodos7.jpg
>>551000050Proper shemales are okay
>>551000050if its 2d thats fineif its 3d kys
>>551000184I have blonde hair and blue eyes
>>551000254based
>>551000254sax wouldn't say this
>>551000050Nothing wrong with that
>>551000452are you telling me someone broke in to take pictures of his room just to impersonate him
I gooned to uma again
>>551000254UUUOOOOHHH
>>551000412the legendary super spic...
>>551000362>my moral compass? Retarded as fuck
One nothing wrong with chi Two nothing wrong with chi Three nothing wrong with chi Four nothing wrong with chi
>>551001016what does that have to do with morals, 3d traps are just disgusting to look at
Still in the queue...
He's talking about real traps circa 2004. You know, when the word trap meant something.
>>551000362I never goon to 3dpd, but I do cycle between cunny, traps, and hags.
>>551001306It meant you're a faggot just as it means now
>>551001172>anon doesn't even know what morals meanBravo
>>551001441based, actually exactly the same as me, and sometimes just imagination aswell
All Quiet on the Western Queue
>>551001609kek
>>551000412
Friendly reminder
>>551001468Still 4chan culture
>>551002083>Italy???>IraqWhat fucking year is this?
>>551002346Sorry, we can't have a real one with Israel at the top, that would be antisemitic
>>551002083It's probably Russia, India, Israel now
>>551002630India not being top 5 is a already a joke, nobody gives a shit about NK.
>>551002083>no FranceWhat kind of list is that
>>551002861USA would be top 3 for sure
USA, UK, Israel, Saudi Arbia, India, Russia
>>551000050For me it's Chibitori
>>551000050>>551003385https://exhentai.org/g/3683834/76547dcd59/
I need to find a 30-40+ ESL Japanese woman who will settle for me
>>551003757How rich are you?30-40 japanese women still have absurdly crazy high standards on average
>>550999501GG
>>550999501gg
>>550999501riggest room of the west
>>551003884I have a house, iidx cabinet, and a car with a maybe bad engine
>>551003667>that expression of pure disdainyagluey.png
>>551002943We're in the Most liked countries list, sorry
>>551003757go on a language exchange app if you can into nip there are a bunch of gaijin hunters
Should I rewatch K-On or is it gonna retroactively ruin it for me because the nostalgia goggles are off?
>>551004415Too much effort, I'll just wait for a woman to approach me it worked in high school
>>551004497Watch bocchi the rock instead
>>551002943It's mostly a list of countries that are important enough to have pissed-off neighbors and rivals. France hasn't been that relevant since WW1.
>>551004201I'm going to eat yougg
>>551004497Don't watch that and Lucky Star
>>551004740France is the gateway for the browns to take over all of Europe
>>551004972but that's greece and italy
>>551004972only the britain-bound migrants need to pass through france, and brits love immigrants so much it's unreal
>>551004497There is this anime called Rock wa Lady no Tashinami deshiteI didn't see it but rating is good
>>551004972if only, the whole place is toast
>>551004497watch rolling girls instead so I can draft you to the blue hearts team
There's at least one French hannah player so they have already lost
>>551005426you can't do that, i'm naming the haibane team blue flow
>>551005549wtf i love the french now
I'm watching GoT again after reading the book and I forgot how much of a shitshow the first episode was
>>551005810I would love another book where the plot is as intricate as asoiaf,3 body problem, malazan, annihilation, or blood music
>GoTNice telenovela
>>551005426sorry I am saving myself for the revue nanabanana team
>>551006034have you read book of the new sun yet
>>551006575Yeah, almost stopped after the first one but in the end it was pretty good. Preferred malazn though, mainly because the start isnt as much of a slog
>>551004497I think it's still funny today without nostalgia goggles. Rewatched it last year and the humor still held up.
>>551006034Lord of the Mysteries and 40 milleniums of clutivation
>>551006034Don't worry twow will be out in two or three more years haha
Sanma tourney was better
>>551007683and we will be still waiting for Hope of Spring after that
>>551007647WHAT ARE THE ODDS
ooooo mah ratoko sploko doko
>>551007647Well done, your pond got a baiman minimum.
>>551004759
Today I was digging a hole
>>551007647>>551008238>pond rons anon for baimanonjojitoki-8.png
dangerously low amount of hanner posts
I'm tired now. I'm leaving the queue.
>>551008529Watched that videoVery entertaining
Close
>>551008691B-but it was me
Dead tournament Make a new one NOW
>>551009269Hold out til Tuesday.
>>551009269I'm announcing it next week
>>551009123Congrats on the algorithm pull thenGo go tunnel rats
>>551008879Aaaaaaa
>>551009854where is 6-7
>>551009854>only 10 hpngmi
>>5510099645hp is all you need
>>551009957What do you mean?
>>551009957Anon we are all over 30 here
Just renewed my fortune charm
>>551010168>>551010250stop being unc
>>551010250yeah but we all have peter pan syndrome
>>551010250everyone acts like they are twelve online
why does this game hate me so much
Who are>Pon Yeehawand>Ron Haneman?
>>551010250I can't even type my real age because of the rules.
>>551010459>>Pon YeehawPanda>>Ron HanemanFamous Sheep who left us
>>551010452did you poosh?
>>551010743yesstill ended the game on 2nd place somehow
>>551010798>somehowYou are a retarded luckshitter.I can't wait for variance to actually fuck you over.
>>551010267I just to do it every month but they didn't make a good collab since Kagegurui
>>551011030variance is part of the game
>>551011030I am currently in my unlucky streak
>>551011227That nyagger has been luckshitting too much for too long, he always luckshits while playing retarded.>>551011268Fuck off
was it a good idea
>>551010798What does the copebot say? I think that' was an alright push, honestly.
>>551011449I would not have taken a picture of it
>>551011449was what a good idea?
>>551011030better a luckshitter than just a shitter
>>551011185>good collab>Kagegurui
>>551011449If I was playing against good players I'd riichi, if I was playing against /mjg/ I'd dama
>>551011529ojisans are not lurking here>>551011612kanchan riichi waiting on 5p
>>551011449why would you riichi that, take the dama hane kanchan or riichi the ryanmen
>>551010798>SomehowIt's goldAt any given table there is going to be at least two people tripping over themselves to get into 4th
>>551011719He's dealer, most would fold against this riichi. Your hand isn't foldable at all against another riichi/pushtard so riichi, no?
>>551011449sanshoku brainrot is a disease
>>551011472the crab likes it
>>551011719bro your free baiman?
>>551011846>>551011943winning the hand is more important than the value bump from hane to baiman and riichi'ing the kanchan is going to lower the win rate
>>551011874crab rarely skips a mangan tenpai, even if it's a pretty obvious deal-in
riichitanyaoiipeikousanshoku doujundoradorahaneman
>>551012139I read the wall, I'm drawing the 5p. I just need them to fold
>>551012221I'm not reading that.
>>551012230meds
Yagooey~
>>551012221You forgot a dora
>>551012405yea?Why?
>>551011449No, this is a textbook blunder.
I would literally never reject pinfu for sanshoku.
>>551012805t. kekpert
>>551012405Can you make her cheeks bigger?
If I was lucky that game and everyone was folding I'd riichi for an oyabai
>>551011449Read rms
hmm
>>551011449sanshoku iipeikou is a beautiful hand. did you land it?
What if friendly but kan dora nashi
>>551013784
When an adeptGOD speaks, you sit your saint ass down and LISTEN
>>551013812if you were lucky you would hit the ura 2 for the oyabai anyway
>>551013926steve wouldn't say this
>>551014413the sanshoku is beautiful but fleeting. sometimes you have to give it up like the league roku legend to avoid dealing in
Sometimes you just gotta believe
fox sexsex fox
That 7p could have come out of a 677p so I clearly can not push 58p.It also could have come out of 457p so I clearly can't cut 36p. It also could have come out of 357 so I definitely can't cut 4p
I cant decide if the steve anon and his sanshoku is constantly bringing himself up because he's still trying to cement himself in league lore or if someone is false flagging him
Shirokofaux tie...
>>551016294jane would have figured it out
I'm the Steve that damas sanshoku
>>551016248>That 7p could have come out of a 677p so I clearly can not push 58p.relevant when 7p comes out right before/at tenpai>It also could have come out of 457p so I clearly can't cut 36p. relevant when 7p comes out some distance before tenpai>It also could have come out of 357 so I definitely can't cut 4prelevant if opponent hasn't discarded any good shapes before tenpai
If she didn't want to be sexed, she shouldn't have been so foxy.
>>551015160The cry of the fox, lights the sex.
fox sex farm
CTO of Autism
i am so fucking hungry
>>551018341Stop copying me
I was gonna make a pedophile post, but I managed to hold it inno need to thank me
All the gay posts? Me.All the furry posts? Me.All the pedo posts? All me.
>>551019815sasuga koromo...
Thank you for confirming I am not a gay furry pedo, t. Anon at work
behold, the ultimate offtopic lifeform
>>551020101>veil
All the amaekoromo-0.png posts? All me.
>>551020406what is your name?
>>551020484BuzzinFrog
>>551020484amaekoromo
>>551020101*blocks your path*
>>551020484amaekoromo dashzerodotpee engee
>>551020484Roland
alright LVT burgers it's day 3 of the WAR, surely you understand the gimmick by now, queue up especially if you're already negative
g'night
>>551021659dont tell me what to do
I just want to play normal no collusion mahjong
>>551020148all women shall be covered inshallah
>reach master 1>jump up +4000 places in the ranking
>>551022668>reach master 1>stop playing ranked
There's only been 2 tourney matches today
Furries ruined all of my tournament games so I won't finish em
It’s all up to CEO
>>551023167THAT'S MY HERO ICHIHIME
>>551023167sex with this nyaggerwith a bag on her face
>>551023580A bag on her face!?
We prefer hag here
>>551023167>>551023892makeup should be illegal
>>551023892ugly fingersfilter did it's job
Shant fall for heavily filtered whores
>it's job
Bocchi the 4chan
Noriaki - unstoppable (Japanese Most dangerous Rapper)
Eurokeks are so funny
>>551023892the hands never lie
>most dangerous raper
>>551025384You wouldn't say that to my face in the tourney lobby
Did the Euros and NA give up yet?
>>551025494I just did
>>551026028I'm 8 drinks in and i'll take you right here sunshine get in the queue and we'll settle this in thre ring little pin 1 2 3 we'll see who's the boss
>>551025994I'm saving my energy for the real tournament
>>551026028you are latinx
>>551026028You messed with the wrong euro, niggerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cTMC4-cvqo
>made a bunch of emote edits for extremely niche and specific situations>don't want to use them for that specific situation because it would look like an overreaction if anon got a whole fucking new emote to go along with a reply to his post
>>551026861anonymously post them all on the booru and pretend you saved it from there
>>551026861
>>551026861just post it to the thread with no comment as soon as you make it so it enters /mjg/ culture before you need it
>Online: 4click the button
>actually queueduh who are you peopleds
>>551026028HOLY BASEDhave a hag
oh god im surrounded
Burgers, bury this euro and feed the fox.
>>551027837That's a cute hag. Ty
I will not feed /mjg/'s biggest enemy from /jong/
telly doko
This is unironically the main event
Attempted collusion in the IRC.
>>551028173Anti-semite much? He's our greatest ally, you know.
>>551028747He's ronned me with a chiitoi waiting on pei twice. No thanks
>>551029041I did that to anons in sneedma after having called pei twice myself, fun times.
Retards u NEED TO FEED THE FOX
To the two SEAchads hanging just below the Ro16 cut off, I can no longer qualify however I am still able to fight. I can use myself as a sacrifice while you guys can bring glory to our continent. Find me in the IRC so that we may plan our offensive.
>actual collusionTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Am I the last anon that isn't an IRCfag or what
I was an ircfag before 4chan was a twinkle in moot's eye
>>551030073You must exist with both soft and hard power and understand their differences and when to use them to achieve your goals
>saki has a chance to qualify in the next two games and kill Russia
>>551030073No. I have yet to use IRC.
>>551030287And crush NA's hopes at the same time
>>551023004well he made it max 5 so that's a big reason why
I'm rooting for Saki
>rooting for the sanma cheater
Still waiting on someone to find something I made for league 6
>burgerkeks getting devoured by a single eurochad
BURGER BROSTAKE MY ENERGYIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kill the burger bitches
https://youtu.be/regl4vTld5E?list=RDregl4vTld5E
FIIIIIGHThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1hTvM9lNIs
Cam on saki, another 1st and you qualify your continent
>namestelly doko
To my fellow burgers, I'd like to apologize for single handedly ruining your chances at winning. In failing to sing up, I denied you my flawless playstyle, my superhuman luck, and the incredible sovl that would have taken you straight to the top. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.
>>551031964You would have been a worthless LVT and died on the frontlines day 1
Real burgers understand the gimmick but still choose personal greed over the greater good. in true american fashion
If not me, then who?If not now, then when?Once more unto the breach, with friends or without it does not matter.I give my life for Europa. Don't forget me, ladshttps://youtu.be/7Os7Z94UYa4?list=RD7Os7Z94UYa4
A nation will crumble this night
crumble?xenia-0.png
>>551032437I'm at work
Is EU going to make it?
Eurokeks, don't worry. Even if this plan fails, there's on final rigging that will make it 100% certain you qualify if you deny the burgers.
I'm burned out and the only thing that can fix it is Hannah's tits on my face or a 5-win streak and both is impossible to attain.
>>551033950VEIL DOKO
>>551033910No, they won't.
>>551034036AI couldn't generate it
>they actually sent in a celestial to kill the final eurohope
>>551034470>latam keeps feeding the NA celestial
sorry lads, luck wasnt on my side
>>551033950are you another me?
Where was my mystery dealin monkey that showed up to zero tourneys when I needed him the most?
>>551034789IRC only
holy fuarking based it's zura's revenge
>crab bucket game ft. celestialcynthia-7.png
Majsoul Friends Room 28137(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=28137Default rulesDama ariDaring troubles
>>551034470>is trueDamn son
CHANKAAAAAN
nooooooooooo the kan betrayed!
>>5510357873/4 seats at full capacity, get in here!
>>551035787Full and started, thanks for joining!
wtf the samurai is luckshitting hard
>all this cope from burgerkeks to crab bucket>euchads still have plenty of aces in the hole to qualify
>>551037497>>551037497>>551037497
This tourney has a grinch rate of 16%
>>551035787did someone else skip ron on 7p?gg, I will treasure that junchan sanshoku iipeikou more than a yakuman
>>551035787Thanks for the game, lads!Skipped ron on that final tile, but I don't think it would've clawed me out of fourth without direct hit.
>>551039434That was a very nice hand.
>>551039579thank you. you won't believe how much I've wanted to land one
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