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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Herta: Star Rail
Let's keep marking fun of Herta
Total Madam Herta love
Firefly looks so Russian to me idk why
>>550959713
>>550959690>markingOh no no
If Herta was such a genius, why'd she warp-in the space flotilla she led conveniently on a single plane to let Irontomb destroy her entire space force in a single planar shockwave.
Peach
Momo...
Herta has done nothing wrong, and don't complain about the Antimatter legion attack she can't camp her Space station 24/7 it's a reasonable to leave it to Asta to hire security for it.
Momo love
>>550959690Nah she was annoying as fuck to me initially but starting 3.5 she’s redeemed herself and she isn’t a cringe redditor anymore
herta will lock yae in elation clownworld before her 5.0 alt Herta(Bride)
>>550959941Cute
>>550959506Are you any of these guys:>>550959690>>550959696>>550959814>>550959540
>>550959814She only has her station, not a space fleet
After Phainon let's do CastoriceIf you were a Hoyo dev and you wanted to brick Castorice or Remembrance in general, how would you do it?
Mywife love!
>>550959506https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/GU7LiUEXwAAX_Qz/
>>550959941Cyrene... why did you have to listen to that hag?
Do not have sex in front of chimeras
>>550960131But little one it was for the good of Amphoreus, and what she wanted.
>>550959971How is Madam Herta going to deal with Miss Sparkle then?
>>550960252Why the fuck are you posting gay porn in a general that's 90% straight male? Are you retarded?
>>550960252The appetizers are gonna freak
>>550960339>90% straight male
Kissing Hertas small childlike chest
>All the advertising for dahlia is about focusing on her ass and how big it is>*becomes the worst flop in the history of HSR*They should be happy they got the zzz audience they wanted and now the game is bleeding.
>>550960252in front of his salad!?
can they stop making these kind of charactersthanks
>>550960339I just like phaidei
Kafka LOVE!
>>550960304She'll do nothing and win because Sparkle is so mentally ill she basically ruins her own romantic possibilities.
>>550959971>Herta(Bride)Who will actually be Sparkle pretending to be Herta
Who is the Epstein of the HSR universe
>>550960339Nigga do you think I give a fuck?
when are they directly buffing firefly
>>550960464I won't tolerate zzz hate anymore after knowing there's fellow sisters there. Sush
>>550960567Old Oti
>>550960567Literally Herta having you meet up with her rich and powerful friend Ruan Mei to have you groomed in the secluded zone of her space station.
>>550960434Shaoji: Emotions >>> Logic
>>550960567Louis Fleming
Why are you still playing this Kusoge?
Paizuri
>>550960529This game would be better if every char would just be Sparkle.It'd also be schizo as fuck.But also better.
>>550960275Yeah but now I'm a widow and have no one to sleep with
>>550960634
>>550960785The end game content is fun. The new character are fun.
>>550960785I like it
>>550960616>ZZZ team is full of femoids>They love adding their black tier assesYou cant make this shit up
>>550960785To see Cyrene again.
remember when amphoreus was sovl. chilling in the okhema market. riding the dromas. nobody dead. evil aglaea scaring chuds that can't function when women are near them
>>550960480Like what?
>>550960437Very smoochable chest
>>550960507She may be mentally ill but Sparkle's sexappeal is unmatched. Plus Herta is flat, old and arrogant. I doubt she would be as fun as Sparkle to hangout with.
>>550960616>ZZZ is developed by phaideiGODDESSES
>>550960567Dr Primitivehe is responsible for rappa
>>550960983Amphoreus was soul from beginning to end
>>550960434https://streamable.com/q1bhlvRabu
>>550960785For Sparkle, Firefly, March, QQ, SW, Hyacine, Cerydra, Cyrene and Herta.
Was it really needed to go back to Penacony plot trying to salvage it?
>>550961173Yeah, the old ending was trash, half the players had no idea why we didn't get another patch instead of the bananashit arc
>TB is Akivili and Terminus>March is Fuli>Dan is Long>Subsay was EnaWhat about Welt and Himeko?
>>550960594Why don't you go to fucking Reddit instead of posting gay porn on a white supremacist chud website???
merry christmas
>>550960785Herta
>>550960785My Memokeeper.
>only 0.16億G todayThis is what happens when you rugpull yuri for pagbait slop
>>550961278Himeko is Finality? Welt isn't from this universe
>>550961290Not your hugbox and white people *are* superior
>>550960785Playing? I've only been watching cinematics compilations and plot summaries since bananarama so I can stay relevant with my shitposting.
>>550959941Reminder that Caelus saw her pussy before
>>550961393At this point she won't even reach Cipher numbers
>>550961290You're the one acting like a oversensitive piss baby redditor
>>550961393>Black tier asses flopped in ZZZ>black tier asses flopped in genshin>Release a black tier ass in HSR>*flops*Funny and sad at the same time
>>550960616Zzz expies when
>Sparkle when she sees your "average" penis
>>550959941>stuffing a baseball bat into Cyrenes pussy
>>550960616We've known ZZZ devs have had fujos in the team for awhile now. All the Lycahugo pandering is because of them and they also put the ship name in the in game credits roll so makes sense at least one would also like Phaidei
zamn
>>550961561You can say this as many times as you want, she will remain a boobs centric character
>>550961393>This is what happens when you yuribaitFtfy. Reminder that the only Yuri characters who didn't flop are Acheron (Anniversary + Ei expy) and Seele (Launch character)
ting & team
>>550961295Meet me under the mistletoe at 6.
>>550961492>no panties Pink slut
>>550961290/y/ is one of the oldest boards on this site, election tourist.
>>550961781Sure thing jamal lmao
GO BEYOND TIME AND SPACE AND TAKE ON THIS SPIRALING DESTINY
I WILL uninstall the game if Shaoji indulges himself by making Herta speak in riddles and metaphors in 4.x
Why is SEX ALARM still on our footie team?I struggle to think of anyone more irrelevant to /hsrg/
>>550962102Chat find this guy's home address
>>550962101>Herta>in 4.x at all
>>550961780>>550961961>Turns evil>become likeable and sexyLmao
How can leaving the cockpit give you AIDS
>>550961295>>550961924
>>550961824The only successful pagbait characters were also gigashilled.
Firefags wonnered! Ackfags malding and seething!
Sparkle and Sparkle alter should kiss
>>550959425you just know that Hyacine rips some slurs behind close doors when nobody is looking
>>550962101Everyone is HSR seems to be a literature major other then TB, March and the younger characters. They need to stop with the poetry, riddles, metaphors, flowery language etc. and say what they actually want to say.
>>550961824Ruan mei sold more than kafka btw
Good morning. We love pink women here.
With every new patch I further question the narrative that Pooperon was the highest grossing banner in this game
>>550962101Herta is done for she’ll only be a jobber in unvoiced events now
>>550962102But lava Chicken...
>>550962219Luocha needs to give her the piece of tayzzy and turn her into a swarm queen (emanator of propagation,), wouldn't that fix it
>>550962402It's pretty funny how irrelevant HSR's most successful character is. Archeron really is an Ei expy.
>>550962457Ruan Mei upon release was known for raping the TB https://youtu.be/mnmoCrc7ATg?si=ol7-GY5YrBe7mUbl
>>550962521Acheron banner was 1 week in a row #1 in japan
Herta did great for a character that got pretty much 0 shilling
>>550962521Game was as it's peak, it was the anniversary and she was the first "SUPER LE META, SHE POWERCREPTS EVERYONE!!!" unitWhats so hard to get
>>550962102This and all the 1.x characters.
>>550962506NO LIES DETECTED.
unlike Firefly, Acheron will at least eventually get an expy since Firefly*s death is inevitable
We all love Madam Herta here
>>550962101>A 3.X characters being relevant in 4.XHerta is NOT Firefly 3.7 was her last moment to shine. From now on all her roles will be minor and she will only exist in SU and to prop up other playable geniuses (like Stephen)
>another day of yuripags and maniltroons salespostingThis is why I want to shoot them with a gun
>>550962669>0 shillingThis has to be a joke
>>550962443TB also falls into this during inner monologues.
>>550962651It's normal for doctors to touch patients
>>550962674This and she had an unique ult mechanic and animation for itLiterally everyone pulled for her.
>>550962694Nah, GODpard is fine
>>550962457Ruan Mei was also a first phase banner, while Kafka was a second phase btw
>>550962694GODpard is carrying /hsrg/ team on his back
>>550962669She got more shilling than the Big 3 in Amphoreus>animated short and trailer (not only demo)>T0 in every game mode>advertisement billboards Yet she got 0 tik taks
>>550962772Herta will be in>amphoreus finale>future SU developments>events (HSS gets events often)>when Screwllum gets his 'fragment of Zandar' arc>when Stephen becomes playableetc etc
>>550962330Because Stacy lusting after you is only appealing when she has status.Nobody actually cares about some girl next door being after you, she needs that feeling of popularity like some celebrity that comes with being gigashilled which is why pags will only talk about how popular their pagbait is. They need to feel like they scored some big fish that raises their own status.
>>550962674Why does she have 0 aftersales characters? 0 merch? 0 skins? 0 story relevance? 0 pandering? 0 effort made to keep those (purported) millions of Acheron pullers invested in the game?
Would you love her still even though she will betray you?
>implying TB won't get into a kerfuffle in 4.x they can't handle and need to call mommy Herta for help
>>550962961Herta will only exist in unvoiced content starting forward, let it go already
>>550963019She isn't the nerd writer's waifu. Next question
>>550963059>amphoreus finale will be unvoicedyeah like 3.8 was unvoiced right
>>550963052I wouldn't love her even if she didn't.
>>550963052wtf Dahlia is a bpdemon??
>>550959425That imperator reaching for the stars with Hysiline
>>550962938They forgot to give her tits and a personality that isn't just about praising herself
Acheron was only pulled by Genshin normies and others who saw>OMG space Raiden ShogunThats it, and almost all of them quit shortly after just like they did during Inazuma
>>550962330You say that as if we had any more characters explicitly for (you) besides Firefly, Castorice and Cyrene
>>550963058We didn't call Herta for help. Welt went and did it without out consent.
Sparkle for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51GIxXFKbzk
Notice how pags refuse to claim Hysilens because she flopped
>>550963190I actually rolled for her because I miss Mei-sempai.
>>550963157Wild that someone still thinks this after 3.Xguess the illiteracy posting isn't fully a meme
>>550962796>not an anniversary character>no spending events>no top-up reset>no out-of-game marketing (they chose to shill Castorice in the Game Awards just weeks before Herta's banner)Yes, Herta was a success all things considering.
>>550963372Kianers...
This game is boring. The story is boring. The dailies are boring. The dialogue is boring. The designs are boring. Why do you even still play this game?I'll quit then reinstall one Himeko SP releases
>dropped stella sora>dropped czn>still playing bleach but aizen didn't keep me interestedI'm back railbros!
Nobody cares about Shartcheron, they don’t care so much to the point that chinks don’t even care that her saving us was all retconnedShe is that irrelevant
>>550963103A store sells 3 items.In timeline A, they sell Boots, Dress Shirts, and Neckties.In timeline B, they sell Boots, Dress Shirts, and Socks.What item sold the most in each timeline?
>>550962330Firefly was a filler character that did literally nothing in Penacony pre-retconShe's the second best selling banner in Penacony
>>550963058We did need Herta's help in 1.X, we didn't need Herta's help in 2.X, we didn't need Herta's help in 3.X and we won't need Herta's help in 4.X.
>>550963432I miss my beloved Tuna too.
>>550963516Herta's help is the reason TB even exists bwo
>>550963494You are trying too hard to make up a narrative about how she isn't actually the best selling banner just because the writer doesn't waifu her
>>550963157Lmao tourist. Exposed and filtered by the great madam Herta.
Cyrene stuck in the past so no fuck ass cats change amphoreus story.
Herta is another random irrelevant and I’m glad she’ll never appear ever again KEEEEEEK
>>550963370Hysilens pandering is a giant nothingburger, yuri purity test schizos care about it more than anyone else lole
>>550963385Herta got released and flopped in 3.0 where they didn't do anything with her character besides her praising herselfWhat happened after doesn't matter because reruns don't sell unless they're some busted support everybody slept on
>>550962669She did worse then Sparkle who had no build up and was a second half banner
>>550963058You act as if TB didn't save her in the Unknowable DomainIf Herta using Nous counts as her saving TB then Aha getting involved to help TB against Polka counts as TB saving Herta
>>550963625This but every Chrysos heir.
>AI number chartskill all pajeets
>>550963507Firefly was projected by all industry market analysts to be the highest selling banner character in gacha history
>>550963689Even in 3.0 it's shown she cares more about AE and the TB than herself and her own experiment.
>>550963708Remember when $50M was considered a flop?Wait until you see constance revenue
>550963689>they didn't do anything with her character besides her praising herselfSmartest Herta hater
>>550963372>>550963538Then go play HI3 and get the fuck out of here
>>550963596You're unable to answer why Hoyoverse made no effort to further capitalize on their supposedly most profitable character
Herta was ready to give her life for you and this is how you treat her back?
>>550963927I already did but you are too autistic to accept that simple answerSounds like a you problem
>>550963398>no out-of-game marketingMental illness
>>550963708Sparkle was the last organically popular HSR character. Hope they don't ruin her SP by reducing her to pagbait
>>550963921Hi3rd is too high maintenance. Star Rail's casual flow is more my speed and I also like most of the cast.
>>550963583NTA but what did Herta even do in Amphoreus? All I remembered is her translating for Nous
>>550963951She should be ready to give me her dusty virginity
>>550963689>flopped2nd most pulled banner of 3.X (only beaten by Castorice) and one of the most pulled banners of all time btw.Without a spending event or top-up reset at that
>>550963974No you didn’t, you gave some random headcanon explanation and are throwing a hissy fit like a toddlerAbsolutely nobody, and I mean NOBODY draws Shartcheron btw
>>550963708I remember gensharts whining all day about how natlan is the worst region ever, and nod cry is even worse in sales, I imagine some of them offed themselves
>>550963781People will only remember her narcissism shoved down their throat in 99% of her screentime and marketing + her yuribait
>>550964085>le self submitted dataWhat matters is the APP store rankings, not some people deciding to upload rolls
>>550964091No you are just upset that a particularly non-pandering character outsold whoever you like
Don't go to /gig/
>>550963708Harmony characters were rare when Sparkle released and people thought they were must-pulls. She would've done the same as Cerydra otherwise.
>>550964085China collectively skipped her
>>550964231>t-they don’t shill Acheron because—HEADCANONGacha only care about making money, especially a greedy one like HSR. They have all the internal figures and data. All we can do is speculate based off the decisions they make
>>550964215>le self submitted dataYou do understand statistics right? With enough people, it's a good enough metric to determine which banners are the most popular comparatively speaking.>What matters is the APP store rankingsBecause you have an agenda to maintain. And that is achieved by spending (top-up events and anniversary), which she didn't have.
>>550964365See >>550964231
>>550964215>le ai estimates matter moreyou lost CH cucks. none of heirs will pass THerta in warps save for rice who has anniv buff
>>550964276She was also a must have for DHIL and Dan is one of Chinas golden boys
This is like saying JQ is more popular than Ack because he got an official nendo
>>550964402Again, no response. Everything done by Mihomo is a calculated risk. Keep crying over why they don’t ever care about Acheron till eternity
You are all so miserable. Does nothing in your head ever click, telling you that you are wasting your time? Sales? Warps? Usage rate? Why the fuck do you care? What the fuck does that give you? Can't you enjoy the fucking game for what it is? You don't enjoy it? Then fucking leave it and go play something else. Your culture war shit is so tiresome, that I am almost sure that none of you who post about it are serious. If you want to enjoy sales - go find yourself a job in some office, you retarded faggots, or better yet - just kill yourselves already and stop crying
>>550963781Her ingame material is irrelevant because 99% of her marketing portrayed her as an arrogant narcissist who had entire legions of puppets devoted to the sole purpose of worshipping her, she spent numerous marketing days bragging about her scientific achievements (which 99% of men just don't care about) and her final trailer was just yuribait with Ruan MeiThen she does nothing, jobs to Lygus and then fucks off offscreen for the majority of the regionHer design also sucked (flat hag)Literally nobody liked her aside from masochistic retards, the fact every version post 3.0 made her more likeable and less arrogant doesn't retroactively change her entire marketing campaignShe was 100% intended to be the next Acheron :>Emanator>Yuribait>Incredibly arrogant and prideful in her own strengthIt's just that they misread the room and assumed Acheron performed well because of all of those aspects rather then the fact she was Raiden from Genshin Impact
Madam Herta owns me...
>>550963974>>550964231Your answer is retarded, probably because yeast is overtaking your cerebral cortex. There is an answer to explain Acheron being both the highest grossing banner yet receiving no aftersales, but unfortunately it conflicts with your transbian narrative so you don't dare utter it. And that is because Hoyoverse knows the overwhelming majority of those Acheron pulls were from FOTM metafags who later jumped ship to the latest push.
>>550964435It's kinda funny how literally every character has more merch than Acheron tho
>>550964498>asks a question>receives an answer he doesn't like>throws a shitfitMeds and keep thinking Jiaoqiu is more successful than her by your own logic
>>550961393Hopefully this means Hoyo never brings the gross ZZZ jiggle physics to HSR again.
I want to thrust into Dahlia's tits like I was fucking a pussy
>>550964537This kek, and Herta (who already barely gets fanart nowadays) will be forgotten and these losers here will seethe and cry instead of logically understanding why the devs don’t care about such forgotten characters while Phaidei will keep getting content over and over
I don't get the current thread narrative of "actually Acheron isn't popular at all", what gives?
I want sparkle to force me to drink her piss
>>550964427Herta is an established character who released with one of the most busted E2s in the game, aggressive marketing, aftersales and endgame tailored to her yet she fucking flopped Lmao
>>550964537>it's irrelevant because I'm illiterate and only care about women for their looksshe's just an IQ filter, you failed to pass it>Incredibly arrogant and prideful in her own strengthyou've never read a single part of her lore since 1.0 to begin with huh
>>550964728Firefly has 2x her fanart
>>550964728She isn't pagbait and pags can't handle the fact she did well without them
>>550963781All I remembered her doing was flex on a memokeeper, forgot to lock the door, go the Amphoreus after her experiment failed, run away from Lygus, get help from Screwllum, do some crap in the background, tell the other genius to fuck off (needed Lygus to keep Polka away from her), translate whatever Nous was saying and get a nonsensical answer to her experience from Cyrene. She never came across as caring in Amphoreus
I’ll save you time Hertakeks, the remaining five of you better understand that she starting 4.X will be>irrelevant >forgotten>may at best appear in some random combat event unvoicedThis is your fate
>>550964739>yet she's one of the top banners of all time despite the game dying a swift death in the latter half of 2.XFTFY
>>550964728Firepags eternally seething.
>>550964728I mean, she kinda fell off.She is only ahead of BS and Jade (literally whos) when it comes to Penacony girls
>>550964587Her key is doing a good job..
why did amphoreus flop?
Star Rail for this feel
>>550964816>all I remember are these purposefully misinterpreted parts while ignoring everything elseNo wonder you'd arrive at that conclusion, because it's the one you want to arrive at.
If Acheron is so popular why does she barely get art nowadays? Why are chinks not outraged over her part in the story being retconned away? Imagine if they did that to Firefly, or Phainon, or Cyrene, or even other game popular characters like Furina. CN would be at arms and raze them to the ground.Why does Acheron have nobody to draw her or care about her?
>>550964176Yeah everything regarding Herta outside her self praise and yuribait seems like headcanon even if it isn't.
Yuribrownoids seething again?
>>550964537>It's just that they misread the room and assumed Acheron performed well because of all of those aspects rather then the fact she was Raiden from Genshin ImpactKekaroo thisThey did the same with Kebin and Shitlysia where they figured hey maybe Acheron sold so much thanks to being a HI3 with shillingWhen will these devs accept that people only picked up their game because of genshin
>>550965097>moving goalpost after you lost the release banner financial success anglekek
Acheron is an ugly dyke that coasted off of Ei's popularity in genshin
>>550965097It's funny that Hi3 girl and her Hi3 reference moment got shoved in the locker. Sounds like the devs are apologizing.
Uh oh Acheronfags (singular) melty
>>550964889As opposed to>dead in a pod (firefly)>written out of the story (acheron)>stuck in the past (cyrene)>stuck in a book (heirs)>only shows up to say "the script" (kafka)I'd say it's a good deal. Plus they have the SU storyline as well
>>550965097kek these idiots don’t understand the ABCs of why gachasloppas act the way they do. They have the internal figures and if a character isn’t beloved enough, they’ll be thrown into the locker and treated like shit forever
>>550964587>Madam Herta owns me a CyreneFtfyGive me my pink wife back you old hag!
>drip delayed againwhat's the point of this?
/hsrg/ really doesn't like Acheron huh
>>550965260>shoved in the locker so Shaoji can shill his Hi3 girl and her Hi3 reference moment
>unprompted Herta meltiesah, that's my /hsrg/
>>550965445Nobody gives a shit about your acheron. How many times do we have to tell you?
>>550964728It's because she so irrelevant dispite being HSR best performing banner. She should have been the focus of 3.8 not Firefly.
>>550965412To not steal hype away from ZZZ’s third relaunch >>550965445Well at least they sometimes try to discuss her, as opposed to Genshin’s Raiden who is just plain forgotten
>>550965361show me argenti's metrics
>>550965361meanwhile the most screentime in events is given to characters like>argenti>qingque>boothill
>>550965412Technically not delayed, the Yunli tranny made wrong assumptions
>>550965412Dahlia pulls are going to hit actual 0 once beta leaks come out. Since the release schedule is whatever they want now, may as well wait for rerun banners to start.
When the Cocolia hype died off, this game was kept alive because of Kuru Kuru Kururin memes. We owe our continued existence to Herta.
>>550965554>>550965627Appearing in gag side events =\= shillingThey are not relevant to the story at all
>>550965097Funny how I still see new art of this one.Shame what making a chick a long-faced dyke does huh?Dahlia was DOA as hagslop so they could do whatever.But Acheron's actually supposed to be young and theoretically attractive. She's not, too urbansloppa... but the dykeshit really killed her off and fast.
>>550965714Wardance is a gag event?
>>550965627Characters with personalities get go appear in fun shenanigans, yes.Acheron can't relate.
>>550965714Boothill is in the story now with Sparkle. Argenti's in Penacony.
Acheron has a black tier ass that's why she was forgotten so quickly
Sparkle was popular enough to become relevant enough and get a SP, same with AventurineBoothill and Argenti ain’t getting an SP and you know why
ack outsold all your faves and you can only cope by attacking her from random angles lole
Yuri general
>>550965758If only she had her kimono instead of that ridiculous outfit she has on
>>550965925if popularity was the only factor Himeko would not get one and Dan certainly would not get 2
>>550965767yes luka is a joke
>>550965925Acheron is so irrelevant that not even 1 SP of her was ‘leaked’ kek
Imagine the melties if Ack gets waifubaited in the nihility region
>>550965938Your Ack got one of her only two cutscenes stole by Firefly lol
>>550966006Yeah, most guys would've tolerated her boring unattractive face if she at least didn't dress so poorly. Rappa at least wore that urbanslop better.
>blade got a SP>sparkle got an SP>acheron didn't
>>550965902My favourite (Sparkle) has consistently appeared in the story, will get an SP next patch and was even ported to another game while your favourite was used as a cash cow and thrown away the moment her patch ended.
>>550966059Dan is very popular amongst yumes in China actually
Acheron merch status?
>he believes Acheron/ Raiden isn't popular
>>550966202s-she just needs a new nihility support, that's all..
no one cares about your pagden paggun schizo
Where the ACK merch tho? They could be making mills off her ‘popularity’
>>550966292>he has to conflate multiple different characters to leech onto the popularity of the best one
>>550966292With how this thread talks you'd think Acheron was actually Arlan tier in unpopularity
I haven't seen any of my friends use Acheron in over a year...
Acheron has space AIDS. Would you really want relations with such a woman? I thought so.
Just blew a giant load to Cyrene getting screwed by (Me). Yuluer is KINGAhhh ahhhh I love Cyrene I love Cyrene I love Cyrene I love Cyrene
>>550966202goes to show how highly mihoyo thinks of her. if she was organically popular she'd have as many alts as dan hung by this point
>>550966202>>550966658where's firefly SP
>Firefly's solo rerun is the worst selling banner in HSR history>Firefly's dedicated support is the worst selling new banner in HSR historyi think it's safe to say that Firefly is a Fireflop
I will not tolerate Wifeta slander, and her popularity will be proven when La Mancha and Silver Wolf SP are proven to be strong Herta supports again
>>550966714She got a skin
>>550966468>still no playable leotard wearing boss mode Raiden ShoGOD>probably never ever now since that ugly ass bitch picked up a fight with China to overcompensate for her lack of a penisWhy????
>>550966178If she had that white kimono on when she first appeared I would have rolled for her regardless of meta or story. Genuinely one if the best outfit in the game and I'm not even into those kinds of outfits
>>550966729Run the simulation back, except this time the Japanese PM didn't provoke geopolitical tensions. I think you'd find big booba break lady would've broken records.
>>550966714nice whataboutism but firefly isn't popular either, what's your retort now retard?
>>550966864Would've had a fair chance for sure.
raiden mei and acheron are both flopsonly raiden shogun is popular, dawei hates genshin for a reason.look how hsr yae bombs compared to yae miko.
Firefly skin carried 20% of Phainon sales
imagine thinking they will ever make an erudition crippled enough to be better as a Herta support than as main dps
>Thread went from Herta slander to Acheron slanderKek our Emanator's are so fucking mismanaged
>>550967072La Mancha will save the Emanators
>>550966714where's acheron's second shill patch and acheron's designated shill support character designed for the explicit purpose of fixing all of her flaws and acheron's skin?
La Mancha is more likely to replace Herta than buff her kekyroo
>>550966970>firefly isn't popular eitherthen who is
Emanator of Plapagation
>>550959425Threadly reminder
why the fuck would La Mancha be erudition?
Firefly SUPERBROKE you!!!
>>550967216La Mancha will be hunt for sure, I don't know what he has do with Herta or Eruditon lol
>>550966202Giving SP to an emanator feels wrong somehow.
>>550966714They have completely milked her in anyway posses (Skin + full support team) so I can genuinely see them making one in 5.x
>>550967295We're all saying this here btw
where's the valentines choco ackfag(singular)?
>>550967314I mean like Blacked Swan, due to gameplay, Dahlia is Nihility rather than Remembrance even though the latter exists now.
Say, say, my playmateWon't you lay hands on me?Mirror my maladyTransfer my tragedyGot a curse I cannot liftShines when the sunset shiftsWhen the moon is round and fullGotta bust that box, gotta gut that fish(My mind's aflame)We could jet in a stolen carBut I bet we wouldn't get too farBefore the transformation takesAnd bloodlust tanks and crave gets slakedMy mind has changed, my body's frameBut, God, I like itMy heart's aflame, my body's strainedBut, God, I like it
>>550967456Yeah but La Mancha is an Emanator of an existing gameplay path so he is still probably Hunt.
Analxagross' kit should've been saved for Screwllum.
>>550967456Isn't he literally a Hunt emanator?`
I will always remember and laugh at how we all called Firefly during her first reveal as>A rank>fujo self insert>censored no fanservice garbageLook at where we are today LOL
>>550967295>Designs a doll that looks like a younger version of herself to constantly praise her>Acts all smug about itPathetic
Archons, Emanators and Void Hunters are stupid concepts to introduce into a gachage. They should all be deleted from their respective stories.
>>550965516Shartji couldn't do that
>>550967537Anaxa should've been Nihility like he originally was supposed to be, his kit has absolutely nothing to do with Erudition and Erudition mechanics
>>550966607Calm down, Caelus
>La ManchaAre they really gonna create another Galaxy Ranger DPS after how hard the first two flopped?
>>550967456the difference is that those aren't emanators, if the current pattern follows he will be Hunt and want atleast 1 other Hunt on the team
>>550967773they're making another stoneheart too so
>>550967773this game is dead, nobody wants a planet full of SPs and Yae shitkura
>>550967773Yeah, they are gonna delete a whole faction of the game because Rappa. Sounds believable
>>550967773If La Mancha has a strong fujo ship he’ll succeed
>>550967773He's supposedly right before Yae so he's sent to die anyway, though releasing the leader after only two members is kinda retarded thoughIt's like releasing Diamond after the three Stoneflops(Pearl is literally first half of his patch lmao)
>>550967692him being changed to Erudition for the sole purpose of being a Herta support is no secret
I want cerydra I need cerydra
>>550967846The game is going to die because nobody wants a new planet that is just Belobog reused textures flattened to make it pass as cardboard after 2 weeks of delays and 0 marketing
>>550967981Motherfucker straight up replaced her, especially if you run him with Cerydra and Cyrene
Firefly SUPERBROKE you!March PHOTOGRAPHED you!Madame Herta CATALOGUED you!Acheron DREAMSLASHED you!Kafka MINDHACKED you!Cyrene WROTE-you-OUT!Sparkle SAMPODISGUISEDASSFUCKED you!Harem game! Self insert game! Harem Star Rail!You lost!!!
Was ack actually written out of the story?
>>550967929La Mancha is not as hyped in the game as Diamond is thoughLa Mancha only got like one mention and Diamond gets sucked off everytime a stoneheart opens their mouth
are people really going to fall for the x.2 main push again after Acheron just fell into oblivion and Castorice was kicked out of her own team?
>>550967670please understand... they really wanted to copy grands and beasts
>>550967981Yes and as a result his half-baked kit resulted in a subpar support and delayed a proper Erudition support from coming out (like Screwllum but devs hate him)
>stoneflops>galaxy flops>chrysos flops>flop society The only successful faction has been the Stellaron Hunters
>>550967981Even as a Herta support he's kinda cope, he doesn't do enough to patch her flaws and he's useless in content where Herta is advantaged, he's only used because the alternatives are launch 4*sNo, Jade is not a Therta subDPS, fuck off
>>550968269>stellareddit avengerskek
>>550967670unironically trve.
>>550968269What about the masked chads?
>>550968324Yep, it's what I mean. It's a bit funny how anti-Erudition he truly is (though I guess it's fitting lorewise for a heretic)
>>550967981>Anaxagoras>Herta's supportMore like Herta's main DPS, because she's completely unusable without him in today's content.In fact, Anaxa tends to perform way better without her nowadays.
>>550968286Left: MetaRight: Bricks
>>550968214Me? I'm Grand Sparkleposter
>>550968286strvkle.
are we back or is it over?
>>550968643We are so over...
I have climbed from the depths of the gigAbyss to take refuge in your thread, Star rail sisters! Cherish and protect me!
>>550968557>More like Herta's main DPS, because she's completely unusable without him in today's content.Not true, in many ways. Like anon above said, Anaxa is a detriment in true AoE content.Additionally his damage output is still just a fraction of the team's damage. All he does is function as a battery slave.
>>550968643The game has been in a constant state of it's so over after amphoreus released
>>550968735you mean after 2.3
Our genshin sisters aren't ready for the phairene schizos
>>550968643Remember, we're stuck with 3.8 until Feb 13~!
How did the devs and writers get away with making Phairene and Castordei canon? I am surprised we got 8 PATCHES of content with no tiebacel backlash. I wonder what would be the next canon pairing
>>550968789>>550968805Less obvious cord
Wait so stellarions were made by Xipe not Nanook?
>>550968805Nyoooooo All Honkai belong to AetherGOD!!!
>>550968913The Stellaron, singular.
>>550968913himeko, welt and herta kinda forgot
This patch mogged the fuck out of Amphoreus ngl
>>550968791eos
>>550968973Ohhhh. So each stellarion is probably made by their faction, such as the one on Belobog by Preservation
>>550968913Celenova ascended from Aelenev and she is related to their origins so
>>550969105yeah, don't think any amphoreus patch managed to flop this badly
Hmm today I will.. Set the seas ablaze
>>550967670Archon.is the only title that work and hold any weight to it dispite Genshin attempting to completely shit on it to shill other retards. Columbina is being marketed as an Archon for a reason and that reason is tge fact that every Archon (exact for one) have been massive and lasting successes.
>>550963463Aizen is pretty cool
>>550969156it's water you retard
>>550969156On that note do we have footy today?
>>550967773I wanted the viking galaxy ranger :(
>>550968286Swap that fish bitch with Hyacine and I would 100% of the time take blue over red
>>550967670>comparing shartnators and void personalities to GODchons
>>550969135No that anon is retarded, all Stellarons are made by Harmony.
https://x.com/Jkn2Pjq/status/2002765110432219561Somebody finished the 3.8 I see lol
>>550968702Anaxa is also kinda shit as a subdps because nobody is buffing his damage, better off in his own team with Cerydra and Cyrene, and hopefully give Herta a Dahlia support with AOE CW bond
>>550968913>>550968973>>550969135Unfortunately the evil guy says Xipe distributed them plural across the universe, so yes the Stellarons are all Xipe's doing evidently.Which is weird since they all do different Path things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5QCh0tmUrIwyell anons?
>>550969429Xipe not so benign after all. I rather praise Ena!
>>550969054No one knows where they came from people just assum they are of the Destruction because they only started appearing AFTER Nanook ascended
>>550963142
>>550969456Yes, hence he works as a battery like I said. You know, a SUPPORT.
>>550968913even before this reveal the stellarons were attributed to Celenova who was a Harmonyfag before turning Lord Ravager
>>550969464it's another retcon these writers can't write for shit or stay consistent
domestic violence
>>550969531The Family clearly knows in that sceneBut I suppose they'd rather let Destruction factions take the heat from the misconception
>>550969671
>>550969671>retconI don't think you know what that word means
>>550969531>AFTER Nanook ascendedSpeaking of which does everyone in the cosmos instantly when a new Aeon is born?
>>550968214gotta love how blatantly obvious is FGO's influence in HSR's writing and yet they managed the copy the worst aspects of FGO's wordsloppa without the things that made Nasu's stories greatAmphoreus was supposed to be this game's Lostbelt 6 (or 4, considering it's the same "going through multiple cycles" shit) and they still managed to fuck everything up
>>550969429I was so focused on reading in between the lines I completely missed that
>>550969671>0 info on where Stellarons actually come from, just speculation>finally get an actual answer>retcon?
Hey, check out the first four letters of Xipe's path to figure out why they'd make something as destructive as a stellaron.
>>550969930No
>>550968913Dont ask why the traiblazer got gazed by nanook at the start when the stellaron had nothing to do with nanook btw
I love Hyacine
>>550969923HSR has a lot of unreliable narrators, rumors and assumptionspeople just read them and think they're absolute truths and then get surprised when the actual truth is revealed later
>>550969671We didn't know where stellarons came from before this patch, we only knew Celenova was planting them and she's related to Harmony, how is that a retcon?
>>550969930What about the last 4 letters?
>>550970025pedo
I just got silver sexes bodywho wants to cum?
>>550969907Nasu unironically just wrote money being the strongest power in the universe despite all that lore
>>550970010Nanook just really like girls with grey/white hair.
>>550970010Ok but I am asking
i just dont care about phainon
If I choose the swarm path, that means the law III would choose the order form. If I want Goffer to reconsider, I should choose swarm right?
>>550970209We know Cyrene
>>550970010>implying Shaoji won't sprinkle in clues in 4.x that'll foreshadow the Herta Space Station finality retcon in 4.8
>barely into the first week of EIGHT>this deadWe're screwed aren't we?
>>550969930>monynaruhodo
shartji ruined honkai again
>>550970243It doesn't matter, dude is evil
Retcon is the buzzword of the week huh
>>550970209Yes Cyrene, but he mourned your death and died 60 gorillions of times, so let him at least watch
>>550960051Simple. Add a mob that prevents healing.
>>550970427True. At least I got the 3rd path to go back and change things
>>550970359I just realized yesterday that I've already finished all the content we'll get for the next 2 months, wasn't even rushing
>>550970521*Kills pagfly*
>>550970209You don't need to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcIoVRxGhhUYour favorite character will never have a 1v1 this kino
this game be like: here's a retcon, don't worry about the details it was all foretold™
Is there a way to stop the launcher splash screen from changing? I like this art and not the other one.
>>550970010Are we already forgetting what happened with Lygus in the Exomyth?
>>550970425He's the Dave Filoni of Honkai
>>550970550That's why you should've left the chimera event until later
>>550970550time for comfy weeks
>>550970209>paimon looped a billion times>never got to score>Cyrene chose me insteadThis made me feel like such a CHAD you guys have idea. Cyrene belongs to me! Hehehe!
>>550970550But what about the two events we are getting?
>>550970460If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck then but you say it’s a pigeon, I don’t know why I should believe it’s anything other than a duck.
>noooooooo muh retcon>not actually a retcon, just new info that disproves assumptionshow many times has it been now?
>>550970650Mine did. And she lost on purpose
>>550970960>what's a retcon
>>550970864It's fine, Phainon doesn't care that his childhood friend prefers indonesiansHe is happy with his kremnoan boyfriend
Retcon or not, the patch sucked ass unless you're a massive FF fag. Penacony is officially as garbage as shitphoreus now
>>550971246How is Mydei indonesian
Bitcoin-chan getting another doujin...
>>550971253t.
>>550971419off model garbage
>>550971253>as garbage asAlways was
>>550971132you should go look it up since you don't know
>>550971349Indonesian tier reading comprehension on display right here
>>550971246>all these high quality dudes and Cyrene chooses me>she loves me and me onlyOh fuck now I get it....now I get the appeal of NTR...it feels soooo validating and good....I love you Cyrene....
>>550970359>play Arknights' IS6 in my spare time>read FGO before going to sleep>Arknights Endfield next monthmeanwhile:>Star Rail: login simulatorthere's literally nothing going on in the game right now and Planarcadia's situation looks even more GRIM than Amphoreus'why should anybody be hyped about this?
Mei answer!
>hsr writing before remembrancethe grass is green >hsr writing after remembrancethe grass was actually red the entire time because you just didn't remember it happening
>>550971554gonna be real w/ u senpai that sounds like a shit life
>>550971545Lmao
>>550971597you meanThe grass is green because Elio said so*
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>550971419Momo too
>>550971597>the green grass was actually red, you jusy didn't remember it>but the power of space black cats made the green grass true all alongftfy
>>550969429So how did Harmony spread it? Did the nameless bring it with them to all these planets?
Kono akari wa hoshi no kibu, chi wo terasu inochi no akashi, mirugai.....ECSU.........KALIBAAAAAAAAAA
>>550966607her tits are way too small in that video, it looks two times bigger in her actual model
Anaxagoras is just a frail scholar who takes a backseat when somebody strong shows up and he can slack offPlease stop slandering his lore accurate gameplay
If, say, J.J. Abrams came out and said that Darth Vader actually did a Jedi mind trick on Luke to make him perceive that he actually died when in fact he didn't and the reason Palpatine was able to come back was because Darth Vader rescued him, would you say that J.J. Abrams just recontextualized the original trilogy and simply provided new information?
>>550964627Ack also has one of those plushes though
>>550971916>retcon the original>use finality jutsu to bring things back to the originalWhat was the point
>>550971783>cyrene's pink buds, lower lips and rim...Fuck yes...>>550971845She is sooooo hottt...I will be upset if the SP version outfit is worse and if they give her a dogshit kit to shill the chink general because muh taiwan
>>550972031recontextualizing the original scene to make it appear less disjointed with the rest of the story
>>550971545Pags are no different from femcels
I NEED the 4.0 drip
>>550971554lol>play arknights>"do IS6 chink slopa to unlock welfare">shill event for IS6 because nobody plays it >nah >do my dailies and log off>see akg throwing melties on how bs IS is for the 7th time. >fgo and genshin comfy Christmas event
retcon when it's good is called re-contextualizingretcon when it's bad is just a retcon
>>550972008Anaxa gets pegged by Aglaea on a daily basis
>>550972060That won't stop you from pulling her, will it?
有一天,晚饭后,当我和妹妹在Mr. Gopher Wood的院子里闲逛时,我们发现了一只孤零零的Charmony Dove雏鸟。那只小鸟很小,连羽毛都没有,而且还不会唱歌。当我们发现它时,它已经last breath了,掉进了灌木丛中——可能被它的父母abandoned了。我们决定就地为它建造一个nest。不过回想起来,那个“冬天”异常寒冷,院子里晚上风很大,更何况附近还有很多毒虫和野兽……显然,如果我们把雏鸟留在院子里,直到春天,它都winter。于是,我建议我们把它搬进去,放在窗边的架子上,并请大人们给它做一个no chance of surviving。我们决定,当它恢复到足以展开cage的力量时,我们会将它放回野外。可悲的是——这是我们从未考虑过的——这只鸟的fate早在这一刻之前就已经决定了……它的命运是由我们一时的心血来潮决定的。现在,我将传递给大家。面对这样的情况,你会做出怎样的选择呢?坚持原计划,在Charmony Dove落下的地方用软网筑巢?或者给它建个笼子,喂它,在温暖的home里给予它无微不至的照顾?我热切地等待您的答复。
>>550971943>1 year of hype for a 2.x-tier DPSI will never forgive the devs for this
>>550972060there was a leak of the SP design a while ago, no idea if it's getting changed too though
>>550972312E6 baseline btw
>>550972251recontextualization *is* a retcon because it retroactively alters your perception from the original status quo which wasn't hinted to be false at all
>>550972260No he doesnt
>>550972312Please understand Archer needed the help more
>>550972351>you din't tell me my assumptions were false until now so it's a retconwhat is this mental illness
The funniest thing is, if next planet is really about SP slobbering, Archer will age well better than Saber...
>>550972326That was fanmade.The only real design leak was Blade's
every time i look at any thread on /vg/ there's a retcon debate. is everyone on this board a bot?
So why waste time with the retcon if you're going to invalidate it anyway in such that nothing was actually altered in the end?
>>550971469Fuck imagine mydei's swarthy cock going balls deep in castorice's pink pussy and creampieing her
>>5509725232.3 ending wasn't hinted to be false at all unless you want to shitpost every single story in this game is assumed by the player after the fact of 3.8
>>550972260Anaxagoras the wise prefers pleasing himself with dinosaur shaped dildos
>>550972265I love Sparkle too much to skip. Fireworks forever!
>>550972630Maybe games should stop retconing shit
>>550972695Bad Dromas
>>550972782kek
>>550972630People won't stop using a word where it's appropriate just because you got bored of hearing it
>>550972630Retcons are the ultimate sign of shit writing
Firefly support team looking good
>>550972657it's so the writers can have their cake and it too
>>550972630It's related to the story and there are 8 weeks of nothing.I would take a retcon debate over a dead general
>>550972630How dare the writers prove my headcanon wrong? Fucking retcons man.
Evens roll nowOdds wait for tomorrow
>>550972558Saber's gimmick is energy and that gimmick was never even good in HSR to begin with. It doesn't even offer anything unique unlike Archer and his kit.
>retcon patch>filler patch>tb isnt voiced during the final cutscene vs sunday for some reason>welts vs gone, again >what the fuck was that weird graphic over himekos text during the sunday fight?>I AM ALPHA AND OMEGA meme shit>a fucking oppenheimer quote>boss is a literal reskin>sunday boss, again >4.0 delayed for 6 years while they turn it all into not-china 2Is this the worst patch and moment in star rails history?
Wait wait waitSo Firefly was there for the birth of Ena the Order. But how can everyone be trapped in the Ena's delusion the moment they arrived at Penacony if Ena did not exist when they arrived?
I forgot that I still have to do the Cyrene quest.Skip button all the way it seems, I can't stand Cyrene and her "muh romantic doki doki story"
>>550973042>what the fuck was that weird graphic over himekos text during the sunday fight?you wouldn't get it
>>550973150Based and same
>>550972630>Make a live service game with multiple writers, so the story is all over the place and has many flaws>Duuuurrrrr why do people keep pointing it out?!
>>550972558Energy archetype is unfortunately still a meme, debuff is probably worse though
I'm feeling down today please post Cutefly
>>550973042>tb isnt voiced during the final cutscene vs sunday for some reasonENkek...
>>550973187Actually what the fuck was this
>>550973042>a fucking oppenheimer quoteRetard
Would you be happy with the state of the game if the devs gave everyone one free SSR of choice for the New Year's?
>>550973187I don't get it, can you explain it to me?why does it just show up there an no where else?
>>550972523Walter White gets shot after Ozymandias, and the shock wakes him up to five season in the 'past'. He realizes he shan't cook meth after all, divorces Skyler and starts a family elsewhere. We spend the next three seasons as a prequel to Malcolm in the Middle. This move will be regarded by the community as a recontextualization. It's not like Walter White didn't dream of seasons 1 - 5. They really did happen. It's just that we're presented with new information: they happened to him, in a dream.
>>550973101because the dream was already that powerful, sundays ascension was just the ultimate culmination of it all or whatever
>>550973245Sounds like your problem for caring about it when you know it's not worth reading on a fundamental level lmfao
>>550973352ZZZ is already doing that and they are turboflopping
>>550973352>free 5*>it's a 1.x brick
>>550973263
>>550973329>>550973379what was mihoyo first game? and what was the last on the honkai franchise?
>>550973352No, I already rolled everyone I like. Make some new content that doesn't suck ass.
>>550973447It's a spending event
>>550963315Pre-censorship Japanese Sparkle.The new design will be AI generated.
>>550973340i am become retard browser of reddit
Why do people slumber? To wake up
>>550973594look up where the quote is from saar
All 1.x characters should be in the brick shop at this point, nobody is spending money and saved pulls for these bricks
Never forget what could've been.
I am become aids
How about a Kot in these trying times
>>550973652Oppenheimer popularized that quote in the modern era you disingenuous faggot
Don't forget that the imminent birth of Irontomb, a mere lord ravager, was enough to make some of the most powerful factions across the universe gather together and team up to stop it from happening.But all the Aeons and Swarm fiasco in Penacony were so irrelevant that no major power actually cared. Other Aeons and the Swarm were not as much of a threat as Irontomb.
>>550973834phainon...
>>550973937Jade literally summoned qliphoth
>>550973473For some reason I keep thinking this guy is from Gen 6 but he's actually gen 7.
>>550973652Oppenheimer popularized the quote you retard
>>550973864saar I accept your concession
AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
They rushed through Amphoreus tossing out all its lore while focusing on feel-good ML garbage thinking they can salvage the game with more ML shit and weeb land later which is now beyond fucked kekarooooThey need to get some kind of award for making the dumbest business decisions imaginable
>>550973937shut the fuck up, gweilothe writing is so good and amazing
>>550974093Only an actual Indian would get mad enough to point out that "I am become death destroyer of worlds" originated from Hindu scripture, despite Oppenheimer popularizing it. Nice try, Rajesh.
Gi it to me straight bros, just how much of a dogshit shitshow is Planarcadia going to be with all the last minute re-writes and cut corners?
>>550974392I am sorry you are retarded anon, nothing I can do about it
When are we getting our version of Fat Xiao firing all the retards in the dev team and making a HSR version of Nodkrai?
>>550973937All the swarm shit was just an asspull to give the patch a new narrative to play through instead of just bouncing around filling in plotholes
