Previous: >>550939959>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* [Alt], Gold City 3* [Alt], Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan SSR, Narita Brian SSR, Kitasan Black SSR, El Condor Pasa SSR12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* [Cinderella Grey] Inari One (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstA storyhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
>can't be bothered to celebratehttps://x.com/umamusume_kami/status/2002748605149638985?s=20
I love Kawakami's VA when she makes the RRRAAAAGH! sound.
>>550967118>>550967190My kinda athlete, even tho I don't give two shits for the turd sniffer.
Goodbye bros, JP kidnapped me
>>550967190>knows how every race will end since she remembers her past life>can't even gamble cause it's forbidden in this world>also got reborn as a femaleyeah I would also be depressed
>>550966810witlet won somehow
>>550965868I can only 75% replicate this
>>550967190>they're getting lazy with the animations and making more umas unticketablethe success is getting to their heads and stygames is getting greedy again
What are the must have skills for Taiki? Wanting to make one for Scorpio
>>550967354>sniffer AND cfGRATS YOU SON OF A BITCH!
I just fapped to this f*ench...
Where is tally anon? I want to see if Stego's banner makes it to the top of the chart
>>550967358>gambling is banned in this worldwait what
>>550967536poor teio, mogged by a frog
>>550967358>also got reborn as a femaleAt least masturbating will be fun
>jpiggies whale for oguri cuz limited and broken>cygames IMMEDIATELY rugpulls them with staygoyea I'm definitely dropping this game the instant we catch up and have no foresight
>>550967643>>550967358Whats the point of all these uma races without gambling?How could they afford feeding oguri and spe
>>550967789merch sales and the power of love
>>550967789merch
>>550967789Instead of welfare for uhh somalia there's welfare for umas
>>550967789in uma world they make money the same way that the idol industry makes money, ticket and merch sales
https://youtu.be/OqDLJggkXT4 oh shit cingray cast playing a board game
>finish a Unity Cup Career>finally get 1200 speed and +1000 power>first A+ ever>1 star wit sparkfuck you
LETS GO AGAIN
>>550967789idolshit makes moneyever wondered why do they do those concerts?
Is this a good deck to build a runaway Suzuka for CM? I've never trained fronts before.
You just know there’s an illegal underground betting ring
>>550968013Bakushin!
>>550968207yeah and they also sale trainers over there
>>550968013somehow with each runim dropping further and further down in the ranks, this is literally cursed
>long CM after Medium
>>550968353>sale trainerssell, esl, sell.
>>550968353>sell trainers Do we even have rights?
>>550968445I've won every long CM so far therefore I like long CMs.
>>550968318clearly the reason im struggling is that im not listening to her theme
>>550968445All the long sparks that have been dropping instead of mediums will have meaning and purpose…
>>550968487my bad I'm too sleepy right now
>>550968445Cygames is trying to save us from the hell that is the sprint CM
Gentlemen. Dirt.
>>550968065the wit will wind up being a bit low, but so long as you highroll speed and use 18* stam inheritance, it should work. I could see you getting 1200/900/1000/400/500 with that deck.
>>550968207
>>550968543>>550968390>>550968318WE WIN, THAT SHOULDNT HAVE WORKED BUT OKNOW I CAN SLEEP THANK FUCKYOUR ALL WONDERFUL PEOPLE GOODBYE
I think that for each CM you should be able to choose whichever of the 4 different track lengths you'd like to compete in.
>>550968798Good night. Bakushin!
>>550968798BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIN!
https://poal.me/hqjobhttps://poal.me/hqjob
>>550968648Haha yeah I'll just use the two 9* stam 9* med parents I have... yeah... Is A&S still needed for runaways?
When do we get the cm where it’s just the Kentucky derby? Dirt medium and all?
>>550968841this would lower profits
>>550968798Good job Bakushining all over them
>>550968798
>>550968798BAKUSHIIIIIIIN!
Sakura Chiyono OFine Motion and Curren Chan wedding altsAston MachanWonder AcuteTanino Gimlet
>>550968638>a whole bunch of umas are hyper-specialized in dirt or sprints>never get to see or discuss them because there's only one dirt or sprint CM a year
Stego casual design literally screams how do you do fellow kids?
>>550967190Too chill to be the "turf terrorist"
>>550969103I want to impregnate her
>>550969103I would impregnate this boomer
>>550968908>hq job...I see.
I already have a Teio ace and a Nature ace for next CMWho is gonna be my third?
>>550969072Well don't you know, there's extremely important /umaJP/ HAPPENINGS to constantly discuss outside /umaJP/ for some reason. Like >>550969103
>>550965272How does the 3 days rule work anyway?Does it work like a) or b)?
>>550969103How does she look pregnant?
>>550968841what about track type?
bwos I waste half my borrows picking the top option in the first unity race and drawing. How do I become a better toreina?
>>550968860Bouquet wouldn’t do this, she’s a good girl
>>550969103>are you winning son?
>>550969274Stop picking the top option every time?
>>550969247>How does the 3 days rule work anyway?You forgot option c: it doesn't. Danchud never had any plans on enforcing it from the start.
>>550969374but isn't 1 middle also a brick?
>>550969273That should be an option too, in which case there would be 8 tracks to choose from.
>win a gajillion g1 races and have a legion of fans>get 2nd place in the URA finale and she thinks her life is over and shit. normal end. why are umas like this.
>>550969374But then the run is auto glue because of low facility levels.
>>550969481I choose the middle option twice sometimes and end up fine
>>550969293>constantly reminds you she's stronger than you
Muslim SEAniggers don't celebrate Christmas, you are free to kick them from the club.
>>550969247It's c) but if your in the club, you should bring it up there or leave next month. Nothing gonna change with these posts here.
>>550969247This isn't even their first time breaking the rule
>>550969560fine is not enough. Is it still gonna be an S rank taiki shuttle with 1200 speed and 1200 wit?
>>550969610It's already been brought up in cc FWIW. That's how I know it's option c.
>>550969247Danchou should kick them on Christmas day.
In just a few minutes we'll be kicking off the final day of VGL25. Will /uma/ go past the finish line this time? See for yourselves https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>550969686When you start worrying about this type of thing, you're ready to graduate to a game that ISN'T primarily about gambling.
>>550969606I have a GREAT idea for a new rule: If you don't say Merry Christmas on the 24th or 25th you get kicked before the end of the month.
anon wake up new Umayome volume droppedhttps://twitter.com/yamogespider/status/2002295613556404541
>still making parents
Just need a better more luck (no rainbow summers or URA finales) and I'll have a true GutsGoddess
>>550969861The final score will be 4-2 to /uma/
>>550969953I won't stop until every trainee is pregnant
>no Suzuka>no OG Maru>no human rights for ScorpioThis sucks bros. Am I going to pray people don't bring Fronts for the CM and/or throw 3 Late Surgers?
>>550969934>123 pagesLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
Can Early Lead help me trigger groundwork or am I fucked anons? I only managed to get focus and left handed...
>>550969956She is beautiful as she is. But yes, you can surely make her even better
>>550969904I should do this, thanks for the idea
>>550970096>can wit check help meyes
>>550969934>Vol. 8man people really love this huh?
>>550969953It’ll turn out fine. Probably. Thinking about it won’t make the sparks come faster.
>>550970096>triple wit check to proc GWgood luck kek
>>550969247c) whatever mambodancho's definition of 3 days is>>550969610if an officer can bring it up and still nothing then nothing will happen even if everyone in the cc brings it up
>>550969897so I guess I just have to pray that I get 5 spirit bombs before the first unity race and otherwise glue it, got it
>>550969934Taishin is cute
>>550969606uh yeah I think I'm SAFE
>>550970215You unironically don't? Those things are super heartwarming and cute, really not much to dislike about them.>>550970149Honestly a pleasure, It's something people should unironically do. It's not even about anything religious either, It's just the right thing to do in my eyes.
How's it looking?i'm more scared of Double dom than I am of murmur so I settled on midgame skills
>>550970238heh, only triple? I actually depend on focus too
>gives you +1 hint to Professor of Curvature
>>550970385Looking might fine and orange
>>550970368Kicking out club members who didn't say the designated code phrase is the right thing to do??
>>550970368>Honestly a pleasure, It's something people should unironically do. It's not even about anything religious either, It's just the right thing to do in my eyes.This is one for the cringe folder
>>550970410>early lead>focus>groundwork itselfyeah only triple
>>550970385ok well thats the wrong
>>550969953I got time
>>550970368I like them, I was just remarking how popular it has to be to keep making volumes every comiket for almost 4 years now
>>550968798BAKUSHIN TO A BETTER TOMORROW
>>550969904Happy Holidays!
>>550970590>fitness cafeyeah I would
>>550970776Now thats a kick
>>550970585she's glue anyways, only 1 gold skill event chain managed to finish
>>550970817I'm too valuable to kick. Happy Winter Holidays!
>>550970892>angling A delusional newcutie
>>550969861ganbatte manager
One race away from finishing the career. What should I add to her?NSM? It's on?
>>550970598>killer troonsuh oh...
Digitan LOVE
>forgot to put in my Medium Taiki race agenda and now I already missed the first raceNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOThis was going to be a monster run. Medium S, had both left-handed and fall runner, actually hit Speed Star for once. Fuck me, man.
>>550970553>/uma/ clubs made adding /uma/ to your profile mandatory so people could tell you're actually from here>giving out a code phrase is suddenly bad and cringe nowthe influx is normalfaggots to this thread is disgustingly apparent
>>550967789UBI
>>550969904Christmas doesn't exist in global. THATS HAPPY HOLIDAYS FOR YOU
>>550970996what, are we assuming there is gonna be a runaway suzuka in every room? I'll put angling in 1 front and sfv or red shift in the second front, one wins when no suzukas, one wins when suzukas.
>>550971057isn't the first race a mandatory one
>>5509692474 days have passed niggas have no excuse
How do you feel about the trend of limited Umas on JP lately?
>>550971138They're all mandatory
>>550971065It’s not mandatory. Only in lieu of having a club ID.
GOOO MEEKI WILL WATCH THE CONCERT IF YOU MAKE IT
>>550971065>>/uma/ clubs made adding /uma/ to your profile mandatory so people could tell you're actually from hereBut that's wrong. You could still get invited if you just posted in the thread, adding /uma/ was only relevant for like the first couple months when it was a free-for-all of applying for clubs. You'd know this if you were here and not just trying to fit in like some kinda normlord.
So what's the gaslighting for this CM when building fronts,Do I need sfv or do I not?Is angling really useless now? or is it not??red shift works?no stopping me useless? or is it?750 stam is a gamble? 850 stam is safe? no recoveries?I hate you anons, you play mind games with me
>>550970659Fair enough, forget that I've said anything.>>550971109That's not very holly and jolly of you!
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>550971197No I mean the first out of 5 races to get the medium event is mandatory
>>550971185You just can't ticket them so it's whatever for me, I will just plan around that
>>550971176That's their 2nd time doing that. The rules just there so /uma/ would shut up about quota
>>550971040What's wrong with Killer Tunes?
>>550971057head-on is not worth 4 turns
>>550971065I never said anything was "cringe", anon. I speak English.
>>550971250stop it bro this is the only place I feel accepted, I do want to fit in, is that so wrong?
>>550971057
>>550971284Oh yeah you have to win the Mile Championship in classic year. I meant I missed the first optional race then, whatever.
>>550971213NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>550971250have you tried learning how to play the game yourself instead of just having other people tell you how
>>550971301>The rules just there so /uma/ would shut upit didn't work
>>550971395why bother? her voice isn't even in game yet
I have not won a single fucking lobby I am killing myself
>>550971395droooop...
Okay, this Teio might be pretty good.
>don’t keep up with the thread religiously>don’t understand what anyone is talking about after 3 threadsBros can anyone explain in a non-memet way what happened with “Christmas” and “Mr. CB”. I’m begging, just two simple sentences so I can be caught up.
>>550971329You don't think so? I don't think SFV and NSM is enough acceleration.
>>550971278What does sex with a dog feel like?
>>550971425Pardon?
>>550971434It almost worked if not for those 2 flatliners. /uma/ already moved on from A****d and A***n after they started playing.
>>550971520Nothing happened. Anons invented nonsense to bicker about. There now you're caught up
>>550971520>bros I don't understand the meaning of Christmas can someone explain it to me in two sentences?
>>550971520>christmasno such thing exists>MISTER cbmale uma. if you like "her" ur gay
>>550971576>No fuss made when people start following the rules>Fuss starts being made when people break the rulesHmm I'm nyoticing a pattern here.
Is there some way that I can export my legacy data to look at it in a viewer that actually lets me filter for skills?
>>550971576Not really, there’s genuine schizos obsessed with the club now that will never move on and will always stalk the club graphs regardless of whatever rules there are there
>>550971501so long you dont get yourself into a double debuffer room, that's it.
>>550971643Friendship. Love.
How is this?
It's still SEA hours so there's bound to be muslims around
>>550971767Your new Jupiter Cup ace?
>suddenly 9* MEDwhoa
>>550971881For scorpio. My first attempt. Was very lucky but want to know if the skills are good enough or what to correct.
>>550971767thanks for activating my 3x sympathy team
>>550969226PLEASE REPLY
>>550971724How about make a rule and actually enforce it? Surely that will shut up schizos crying about the rules and graph or as what >>550971704 said
>>550971974>Surely that will shut up schizosLolLmao even
>>550971964Reply 4 u~
>"Mr." C.B.>Soccer "Boy">"King" Halo>"El" Condor Pasa
>>550971718https://github.com/umasagashi/umacapturefork it and make it work for english
>>550971953What a coincidence. I too have a sympathy team. Blame that thing being cheap.
>>550971767looks good, maybe a little too much stamina
>>550969861This will be a nailbiter match
>>550971750sorry im brown ive never felt or experienced those concepts before, please rephrase
>>550972029There were days or weeks that we didn't have posts about the club so to some extent it works. How hard is it to follow rules anyway that the rule breakers needed to be defended with mental gymnastics.
>>550971964Oguri Cap, as in Peak.
>>550969226If you have a soul, Rice ShowerIf you are an alpaca hearder looking nigger, run Pasa
>>550971278>>550971538Sex with dogs>>550971964If you have to ask: Luna-chan. Don't have her? Not my problem.
why is curren naked and doing the sign for frotting
why does Mambo of all clubs have schizo clubstalkers? are some of the members e-famous in some way i dont understand? or is there just some mysterious anon in the club who really really really hates evil flatliners but refuses to leave?
>>550972290>Aaaand, post.
>>550972261I will now edge until I roll Chiyo
What makes corner adept more popular than straightaway adept? Seems like they're the exact same skill, just activating at slightly different time. Yet you barely see the latter. Is it just because former is free from KSB?
>>550972290>knows the sign for frottingfaggot
no gaslighting
>>550967091I like TeioI seriously fucking like her
Pop these ballz on WIT y/n?Other viable options are 4 white balls on Pow training, or date Riko
>>550972614kevin
>>550972395It seemed to have started when their dancho was called out for not enforcing rules month ago and still happening because of the same reason even after the dancho changed the rules
>>550971941post ID, I need a Taiki parent
>>550972493straightaway adept has more bricked situations than corner adept
>>550972493The only way I know of getting it other than random hints is from Kitasan but I use the top option on that choice 99% of the time for mood up and energy. I also usually have better skills to take if I do end up getting it
>>550972471
I can't wait for make a new track to release, this scenario is utter fucking garbage. I thought that it was my lack of good cards but after finally getting my own MLB kita I discover that it's not me, it's the scenario. Man I fucking hate this shit.
>>550972614I'll pop your ballz nigga
>>550972614Honestly I would since they're not support cards
Getting MLB KSB was so game changing I can't believe it's real. Jesus Christ.
>>550972493Straightaway adept got me a couple of wins during Libra. You just have to be lucky enough to proc it during late race, then it stacks nicely with Pulse and In Body and Mind
>>550969934>8 volumes and still no Kingu entry
What's the difference between proccing accel skills into late race and proccing speed skills into late race?
Would this Mayano Top Cun work in Scorpio?
Which uma has the best casual outfit?
>>550971587Should have known. Thanks.How do I unsubscribe from Mambo Club News? Is there at least a paid subscription?Also whetever happened to the second Mambo Club from forever ago, I see it on the club list and I’m not sure if we had a collective hallucination or if that was a thing and they rebranded.
>>550973060LOOK AT MAMBO GO!
>>550968917Yes. I'm not sure if Suzuka's Final Push will be effective in Scorpio or not, haven't checked the track yet. I seem to recall that Red Shift procs too early, but don't take my word for it. Fronts are at a large disadvantage as soon as you hit late-race. Oonige Suzu, built correctly, will likely make it to the final corner in 1st place, but fronts don't have any late velocity or accel skills besides Red Shift and Angling. Pacers and lates by contrast, can just stack the fuck out of every skill and howl past you at Mach 10 - Triumphant Pulse, SFV, Divine Might, Blue Flower, Cut & Drive, Duty, etc are all good, and none of them really work on fronts. tl;dr get all the midrace skills you can, definitely Final Push, Angling, Groundwork, and pray the lead you get isn't eaten by pacers. I'd recommend running another front so that you're guaranteed to have front competition, otherwise Suzuka won't perform as well. Good luck>t.suzukahaver
>taiki shuttle career run>she fails a 2% fucking training>injury -3 mood event>give up>grass career run>somehow 3 fucking turns with no spirits>not a single spirit explosion>riko refuses to show up before first year ends>look at first unity run predictions>three fucking Xs>give up>one more grass career run>manage to get 2 blue explosions off>1st unity race>draw to fucking tokai teioI feel violated. Fuck this game.
>>550973070
Does anyone here have a Scorpio ace with 1200/1000+/900+ speed/power/wit and medium S?
>>550973019One lets you go fasterThe other gives you speed
>>550973070My favorite, among the ones I can recall off the top of my head, is Rice Shower
>>550973032On paper yes but Mayano is not a very good pace chaser desu
>>550972717surebut I'm swapping it back to my shitty Mackween after this CM155026452988
>>550973070Kawakami Princess
I love pictures of horses sleeping on the ground, they always look so funny
>>550973206MAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>550973137I NEED HER NOW
>>550973257golshi tetas...
>>550973247Yeah, they look so peaceful
>>550973294>HER
Nice mambo
>>550973032Red Shift and Straight Descent doesn't work. NSM is very inconsistent. BoFA and Rushing Gale are a waste of SP. She doesn't have Medium S, SFV, and her wit is concerningly low. Next.
what the FUCK is a stay gold
>>550973396I DON'T CARE I'M GETTING THEM PREGNANT
>did 2-3 rolls hoping for condor or whatever SSR i could get since i'm always in need for some>got the one i didn't needSigh...i don't know what i expected. Sorry for posting gore guys
>>550972442DO NOT EDGE! Do not break your dick and balls apart!
>>550973437what about mine
>>550971274>umas say "Merry Christmas">(((translators))) render it "Happy Holidays"who seethes at seeing the word 'Christ' in any form whatsoever? Normal Umafags don't give a shit, why do they bother?
>>550973019people will give you silly sounding answers because they literally do not know.
>>550973564the youtube TL of CinGray actually kept it as Merry Christmas which is nice>who seethesyou know who
>>550973257no one asked but my favorites are Digitan, Doto, Sky, Jordan, Cafe and Bourbon's
WHY DOES REGULAR MARU JOB SO MUCH COMPARED TO SUMMER MARUFUCKING HELL SUMMER MARU CANT EVEN ULT AT THE START OF HER CAREER IT MAKES NO SENSE
HALU ULALA
ULALA MY HERO
>>550973564>who seethes at seeing the word 'Christ' in any form whatsoever?The group that controls media/entertainment and can shift culture the best, which is obviously the Irish.
>>550973241Agreed
>>550973247>>550973564>who seethes at seeing the word 'Christ' in any form whatsoever?JuiceSand people(modern day) atheists (college students)
>>550973554>It's Bricked!next.
>>550973564>who seethes at seeing the word 'Christ' in any form whatsoever?You know, the chosen ones.
>3* clothes is not an option for Random umaannoying
>>550973701Are you reaching 200 speed on her debut?
>>550971485My Taiki managed to win 2 lobbies I am no longer killing myselfMy Eishin however has been doing terribly, how the hell do I proc pump when everyone is running pace or fronts
Does the extra training friendship bonus count even before getting the reporter?
>>550973564you know who
RNG is tiresome sometimes
>>550973916why no sound
This match basically
>>550971538do NOT give the horsefuckers any ideas
>>550973787I really wish there was an option for "no fake idol or half anni outfit".
You guys don't have to pretend to be anti-semitic to blend in here you know...
I did it guys. Got my first 9*. The pinks suck and the whites are mediocre but a 9* is a 9*.
>double circle on Taikiumazing
>>550973945libra is over bro
SEXY GOT THIS
>>550973983>pretend
>>550973564
>>550973958Dog pussy does not feel as good as Mare pussy and are not thankful when you stick it in like with Mares
how much time does it take to farm an uma from zero with the daily legend races? i don't give a shit about dober but eventually i might wanna do more than 3 runs a day
>>550972290>sign for frottingI have no idea what this means but it's probably something disgusting
>>550974146>>550974149the /pol/tardcord is here
>>550973257>>550973070>CutestKawakami Princess >Handsome-est (Faggiest)Opera O>Auntie tierAir Groove, Fuji, Brian, Rudolf>UgliestRyan
>>550974146>>550974149
>>550973983>pretendit's called being normal
>>550973564>who seethes at seeing the word 'Christ' in any form whatsoever?"Them". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-FB6Opo5c
Good we destroyed those swiggers
>>550973554Could've used McQueen instead of Ryan for Duty of Dignity, but otherwise a good Taiki. Still don't like NSM here though.
>>550970046>4-2A minor miscalculation.
>>550973527That's up for Chiyo to decide. Do you think she would make me spark for her?
In the next CM, are Taiki and Smaru viable? Do they need any special skills? If I run ape escape suzuka then does she get the angling and scheming or the other front runner?
>>5509741843 to 4 months
>>550973564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0pQt2f3COk
>>550974412have you just not been in this thread at all the past 3 daysits literally all people have been talking about
>>550973983>pretendinganon, I have some bad news...
>>550973949Faster to drop the vids like that cause I'm straight ass at making soundposts
>>550973564Maybe the thought was that that was actually a more accurate translation than the literal one would be, since "Christmas" is fundamentally non-religious to almost all Japanese people (or so I gather), while "Christmas" in other countries is usually at least partly religious. Or maybe somebody was afraid of offending Muslims and therefore reducing profit. Regardless, good job triggering all the local bots that happen to be running the "mutter darkly about Jewish conspiracy whenever there's an opportunity but never actually do anything about Jewish conspiracy" program.
>Haru Urara provided majority of the goals 4-1 babyyyyyyy
>>550974412Taiki is good and SMaru is worst than normal Maru but is viable
>>550973983>You guys don't have to pretend
>>550974621She murdered them.
>>550974621>really like urara>can't point out whyMaybe I am a tourist
>>5509741841 piece a day
MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP
>>550974376I have this thing as well, I made the pump one because I ran into a lot of front runners in practice rooms and it made activating SfV impossible and I'm expecting to see something similar during the CM
>>550974621My hecking daughterino did it!
>>550974753She is cute!!
>>550973701Spend 120 SP on early lead and she just wins.
>>550974727The blood of Rice Shower haters
>>550974753she's cute and most want to help her achieve her goal, she's the definition of never giving up
>>5509746218.0, the best player in the field
>>550974410VERY dumb question.
>>550974753>Cute bloomers>Perky little tits
>>550974419>>550974815mmm i guess that's okay, eventually we will get more borrows and it will be seamless when you actually get that parent uma, wondering what everyone will be farming for slowly on legend races though
YEAR OF THE HORSE
Okay I do need to sleep but when is Uma’s next match? Somewhere around 11 or 2?
>>550974884Rice Shower herself*
>>550974753Do you even need a reason to like something or someone?
>>550975001Do not sexualize Haru
reddit dog o fags are so cringe
>>550974485No I haven't. Life happens you know.>>550974627Any specific build for taiki?
THEY'RE GONNA HATE EACH OTHER OVER THIS MONOPOLY GAMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqDLJggkXT4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqDLJggkXT4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqDLJggkXT4
>>550975143was wondering when your schizo ass shows up lmaomeltyyyyyyyyyyy
My fuarking daughterino
I'm cool though
>>550967021I still don't get it why anons are telling me to drop Narita card, it's basically one of the best speed cards I have atm, she gived me 10 speed and 38 mood bonus just for being there. My Kita is still at T2, don't see why I should bring her instead of a maxxed Kita
>>550975251seeing this general attempt to hate vtubers when uma itself releases literal vtuber content will always make me laugh
>>550975345not even the same thing retard, gameplay videos by seiyuus have been done before Ai even existed
>>550975345i've seen some of you fags on the tower, you can't hide
>>550974815Is this real? What are the restrictions? Can you race any released umas or only some? At one star piece per race, it would take 150 days to get a 3* uma, so you could get 2 new umas per year. Something to look forward to, I guess.
>>550975345random brown schmucks having anime avatar so they dont have to show their ugly mutt, WHILE potentially usign a voice changer = cringecute sounding PROFESSIONAL VOICE ACTORS getting paid to voice THEIR CHARACTER for YT bucks = based
>>550975508based
>>550975508most of the corpo vtuber world falls into that second line tho
>>550967789Yes anon celebs and athletes are notoriouly poor, good thing we can bet on Taylor Swift concerts in our world, she would be starving otherwise.
>>550975345>vtubers invented anime fan engagement contentso true sister
>>550975446Who's hiding?
Rice Shower or Mayano Top Gun?
>>550975345/vt/ users should be put in camps
>>550975643it really doesn't, go back to /vt/
>>550975345>vtuber (westoid/SEA female or male)>>>/vt/>vtuber (japanese 30 year old woman)Very based!>>550975714>>>/vt/
>>550975260I got a boner
>>550975332did you start playing the game yesterday?
>>550975345>the INSTANT seethe this got even though the thread wasn't even fastWell done anon, I think literally every person actively in this thread replied to you
>>550975643you're so insanely fucking disingenuous lmao. you don't sincerely believe that anyone in hololive is actually playing a character. you start drooling every time they talk about their personal lives. kill yourself.
>>550975938>reddit tachyon
>Vtubers out of nowhere
>>550976005What's your problem?
>Maybe if I ignore it it will go awayAny year now...
You have an entire board, discords for your favorite whores and you still choose to pedal that shit anywhere you can. You are like fucking roaches and your head should be smashed publicly for all to see. Just like that im@s VA, your favorite vtuber fucks 20 old men for money while you donate $100 to say "I love you" only to get ignored you genetic dead end. Fucking kill yourself
hehe... my club is in the top5... hehe
>>550976043>one single post followed by an ocean of asshurt giving it way too much attention>out of nowhere
I am a vtuber.Give me an uma wife.
>get her in 10 pulls>get a hot spring ticket on her first career runi didn't even want this uma to begin with. i just wanted star pieces....bros, did tosen jordan just mark me?
looking at the higher team trials accounts, I see that many of them run about 20 races in Unity Cup. How are they deciding to run a race rather than train? I feel like at a certain point racing too much makes the Unity races harder.
>>550976159neck yourself back to /vt/, shitting on retards glorifying vtubers is based
>>550976179Helios
>>550975938>>550976159go back to twitter tranny faggot
Kill Stego
Next thread will be better
>>550976131>your favorite vtuber fucks 20 old men for money while you donate $100 to say "I love you" only to get ignored you genetic dead endumas for this feel?
It's been how long since we had a jiggie? Well let's make this one a biggiehttps://jiggie.fun/ummunion
Do I need to build groundwork / Taking the lead on big nigger suzuka or does the oonige make it superfluous?
>>550976159Try to make 10 more damage control posts, that ought to make people tolerate your shitskinned vtumour presence here.
>>550976227winning unity races is not required to complete the run. it's not even required to get good stats.
>>550975506you can just download JP uma on phone and see it for yourselfthe latest daily Legend race in JP seems to be Symboli Kris S which is an early Year3 uma
>>550976309curren
Wasted my borrow for this dogshit meme btw. Never cook again retards
Wished we could style trainee's hair
>>550975345It's genuinely funny how this topic will forever get under /uma/'s skin as if uma musume wasn't the most vtuber pandering gacha EVER CREATED ON EARTH, like actual head-in-the-sand moment
>>550976205also, here's what she said during the trip
>>550976309curren chan
>>550976309whatever uma you swipe for $100 but doesn't come home
>>550976205I just saw her hot springs event for the first time last night, and I think the answer to your question is... no.
3 Evils of /uma/ >juice>vtroonies >avatarfagsam I missing anything
>>550976389I mean you do have to win the final race to get the gold skill hint though. NSM or Clairvoyance is huge for scoring.
>>550976227TT horses aren't meant to be good. They don't care about beating riko. They're just maximized to hit as many skills as possible
>>550975717maya
I have a request!! Can someone post a gif of the club chibis when they are looking out the window with their hands behind their backs!! Thanks!
>>550976423you can always go back
>>550975086No you don't. It can be completely irrational.
>>550976430Yeah you're cutting out the part where she likened being with you to being with her grandma. You are in the family zone, toreina-san.
>>550976423ANON STOP YOU'RE GONNA ANGER THEM EVEN MORE
>>550976539>NSMdoes not consistently activate in team trials. useless.>clairvoyancegreat for lates but only lates
Kitasan needs to harikitte ikou my cock with her boobs.
always makes me laugh when gachafags think they're any better than vtuberfags
>>550976528yeah you forgot to mention yourself, brown indian
>>550976334>Do I want my oonige to build as much of a lead as it's possible to do so early race?The fuck do you think?
>>550976589He's too commited to samefagging to go back now.
>>550975927Nyo I began playing during launch, but dropped and only did a few dailies and careers, then came back in halloween
>>550976679vtubers themselves are not the worst, not good but can be worseas for vtuber simps, I think I have more respect for the average /trash/ resident
>>550976131Sorry anon, you're right, /uma/ has much better taste in content
>>550976423Gamma...
Holofags need to fuck off back to their containment site
>>550976326CAM ON IN JIGGERS
>>550976549Thank you for replying, I will run Mayano for CM.Does mystifying murmur work for pace or should I run her late? I have Taiki and Ryan parents ready
>>550976661phew, okay. now i'm mad at her for cuckiny me out of a hot spring getaway with neicha
>>550976974eh, fair, the fags that hang out on /vt/ combine all the worst elements of neckbeards and drama attracted faggots of /a/, /v/, and /pol/, especially after basically 90% of the people who actually respect the hobby went off on a great exodus
>>550976974Danchou...
>>550977190>who actually respect the hobbydo you niggers really think watching streamers of any kind counts as a hobby
I still don't get what Yummy Speed! does, I see Akebono activating it and it never does anything.
I hate Winning Ticket.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>550977074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZTFh0Npj2Ushould have posted this collab instead if you wanna scare holofaggots
>>550977190the great exodus off their containment board to shit up the rest of the site. kill yourself.
>>550976679Playing a game, as pitiful and spiritually brown as it may be, will always triumph watching someone you don't know playing a game
You could be posting uma buttholes right now
>>550976974unironically this. /vt/ used to be about vtubers but now it's just a board about dramas, and worse dramas about western whores. dont think they even talk about holos in there that much like they used to
>>550977317do you think a phone game counts as a hobby?
How am I supposed to win Scorpio with a late surger? Everyone is running fronts and pace chasers and I often dont even get 6th to proc pump
>>550973437What is your obsession with wit? I consider it almost a wasted stat, only good for padding your rating so you can get a higher team rank and better opponent bonus. 450 is more than enough.
>>550977456you're not slick, fuck off back to your containment site.
>>550977459Why would you think that?
>>550977317It is and it does, by definition.
>>550977456it was never fucking good. vtuber discussion on this site has not even been remotely fucking salvageable since the late /jp/ days. the fact that you think /vt/ was ever good is just evidence that you are one of the subhumans who ruined everything.
Is Grass Wonder hard to train? Why is she so fucking moody and fails so many trainings?
>>550977502you talk exactly like the schizo that flips his shit at DBZ
>>550976423I think uma was the first gacha to have official corpo vtuber collabs. Goldship had vtuber model made so she can dance with vtubers in concerts. Uma has been releasing collabs and merch with vtubers since even before the game came out. Uma has offical presence in all the vtuber festival/conferences too.
>>550977665stop trying to pretend you're not a literal vtumour defence force>they don't talk about holosnobody fucking cares about your vtubers, fuck off
Why are debuffer Stinky Natties considered unsoulful? What's so wrong about them?
>>550977642Can you point out which part of my sentence have I ever said or implied it was good?
Oguri wants to retire and marry me
>>550977317I'd say anything that gets gigantic conventions with capped attendance counts as a hobby, yes.A "hobby" requires no skill, only commitment to something with others to discuss it with.
>>550977783Fat ass butt slut
>>550977783it's wrong to train an uma for the sole purpose of harming others. hybrids are fine because they can still win
>>550977463Buy late surger corners, medium corners, professor of curvature, ramp up, slipstream and/or playtime's over, tail held high, no stopping me. If you don't have your own final straight speed ult, buy triumphant pulse as well.
>>550977778what the fuck are you talking about dude
>>550977857
>you dislike my parasitic presence that spends 24/7 talking about off-topic garbage?>you obviously must be my schizophrenic nemesis out to get meActual room temperature IQ behavior.
>>550977857Our sex tape leaked...
>>550977857Finally a good post
>>550977665/a/ finally allowing discussion of Naruto and all the low tier shonenshit a few years ago was genuinely the final nail in the coffin of this website. it's the sign that brownoids (like you) are officially the majority.
>>550977960vtuber fans aren't the most bright by default
>>550977857I unironically think nice nature is ugly and would not train her.
I don't give a FUCK about vtubers post Daiwa's tits or something
I used both crystal and selector in a fit of rage after my extremely unlucky kitasan pulls
>>550977897So just buy all the corner/overtake skills and fucking pray? Guess if that's what it comes down to.... thanks anon
>>550978038this is really funny considering that goku's been flying and celebrating an exclusively american holiday for the past couple of years now
>>550977936It's so mindbroken and seething you'd think it's a bot
>>550977091Hello?
>>550978070sorry I only have Buena's buenos
>>550977936Is Teio ok?
>>550977463Everyone seethed at Golshi Game™ last CM but I think Scorpio is even worse, fronts are by far the most unfun umas to build and if you don't have Taiki might as well forget about building paces.I'm still gonna run two lates + a meme pace Maru because gambling is always fun but I'm starting to see fronts with sfv and that's a line I'm not willing to cross.
>>550978253wait a minute, that swimming pool...
Goldship is a first gen vtuber.
>>550976865that explains the shitty support deck you have, I guess. Hoard as much $$ as possible and dump it on support banners. Or honestly, rerolling your account until you get 3lb Kita would be well worth your while.
I should have stayed in bedNext thread will surely be better
>/pol/tards breaching containment>/a/tards breaching containmentYep, it sure is winter break
>>550978075same. its ok anon youre not alone. at least we have KSB now...
I have 3 star KB after 130 pulls, should I go for 200 or use the anni uncap crystal and save 70 pulls?
>>550978281wtf, grass is actually kinda sexy
>>550978386Wanna bet?
>>550978434You are free to go back to /vt/ anytime.
I'm losing hope in this CM. I've made 3 Taikis that I felt were pretty decent and all of them get absolutely demolished in practice rooms. I can count on one hand the amount of times any of them have actually activated their uniques.
Didn't this thread say fronts were dead 2 CMs ago?
>>550978434>no mention of vtubersnooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>550978281AI fags will literally do anything EXCEPT learn how to draw
>>550978478Go for 200, bro. Might even MLB Pasa with those 70 rolls
Imagine raping golshiRemoving her hat and what not
>>550978553Demolished by whom?
>>550978478go for 200 pulls, get your last spark, and use your upgrade mats on Creek, if that will get her to 3lb, or on Finemo, if you already have 3lb Creek.
>>550978549>>550978582I honestly had not read far enough into the backlog to see the /vt/ so for you guys>/vt/tards breaching containment
>>550978652Golshi might be appealing but I still wouldn't fuck it
>>550978652>implying golshi would let you rape her
>>550978553I see them activate their ults often enough, but they never manage to overtake the properly built fronts
had a suzuka run where everything went pretty much ideally and I got the hot springs ticket but no turf or med aptitude up, and bourbon didn't finish her event so no taking the lead. The stats were the best my f2p could really do but no aptitudes and no taking the lead probably means she's glue. fffffffffff
Goldshi actually looks like she smells like ass.
Can we all just shut the fuck up and post yuri instead?
>>550978371I have a few Umas I like, losing them would make me kinda sad. Besides there is no guarantee that I would get 3 kitas. Banking on the possibility to drop another one to max mine
>>550978679Everybody. Every room there's 6 pace+fronts and she can't get in position to get her unique off.
>>550978570big niger is the worst thing to happen to this gamewhen is twin turbo releasing so this nonsense stops
>>550978451I won't be pulling anything until MANT starts... Fuck my stupid ass luck, 90k carats for 3 kita pities
>>550978070Make me
I hate RikoI seriously fucking hate Riko
>>550978845well it sounds like you need a groundwork taiki to beat all the other paces
wtf sweepy!!!
>>550978281Sex
>actually complaining about big nigs when they crumble to a single neicha
>>550967021sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>550978679If the lobby has two people running mostly fronts, Taiki is never going to get her ult off, kek
>>550978318Front Runners are the most unfun to build AND the most unfun to watch. Medium CMs suck.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE NO IDEA WHO TO TRAIN IM JUST PUMPING OUT S TIER TTSLOP BECAUSE I HAVE THE POWER NOWIM NOT EVEN USING MY BORROWSKITASAN HAS MADE ME SCHIZOPHRENIC HELP
>>550978948That sounds just silly. I could try it but I'm running out of days and borrows I need to make more aces than just Taiki.
>>550978820No because yuri almost killed the franchise
>>550978845Sounds like Taiki needs a lil Pump
>>550979116OguriSummer MaruSuzuka
yfw when the smart falcon event triggers off-deck on a run thought to be bricked because you didn't get groundwork from inspiration
>>550979000So how is that Neicha going to proc murmur with a lobby of fronts and paces?
>>550979081That's why you bring back-up aces.A room with 6+ combined paces and fronts is a free win for a late/end with NSM, all but guaranteed pump iron proc and perfectly placed red shift proc.
>>550978070>>550978820
>>550979324Daiwa has bigger tits
Are end closers unviable for Scorpio?
>>550979286Suzuka is my wife and I want to run her but not as oonige. Oonige is weird. Is that a bad idea?
>>550978838>no guarantee you'd get 4kitasthis is true, you'd probably be rerolling for days before rng favored you with 4 kitas. But this is your last chance to mlb her, so if you don't, the next good speed SSR is going to be Agnes Tachyon in about six months.
>>550979386Maybe she uses a push-up bra.
>>550979324
>>550979263I've considered that as well. She just has such shit affinity with Ryan though. I'm already struggling to hit Medium S even with double circle affinity.
>>550979423End closers always work
>>550979429I don't know anything about fronts but sure, go ahead
>>550979423I made one and she's okay but I don't really expect her to win, she has a ton of trouble catching up to the fronts
>>550979536The trick is to have your own parents and give up if med doesn't proc during the first inspiration.
>>550978820Only canon yuri allowed.
>>550979423I've only seen one (1) end win in 60+ runs, it was (of course) a golshi that dodged two debuff neichas while everyone else diedhope that answers yoru question
>>550979659ZAMN
>>550973257I like them all except Ryan.
>>550979659almond arse...
>>550978820I'm in the middle of a Taiki run so you'll have to settle with this
>>550979453The #1 Uma wouldn't use a push up bra
>>550979659gross too big
>>550979659Kitasan fucked that ass...
>>550978820>>550979632ENTER
>>550979993@umachat is this real
Is only having Riko enough to meet stam goal for scorpio?
>>550980197Needs a power card and some good stam sparks too
>>550980197Yes
>>550976262
>>550980197yeah riko and some random grays/tokyo/standard distance and stamina sparks should be fine
>>550980197>riko>stam parents>pick all the +stam from events unless the other options give better results
>>550980316Weiiii
>>550976413Messing with hairstyles should be the absolute bare minimum for customization in waifu collector games. We're in the 3D era, we have the technology.
>>550979659the face, tits, and ass of the franchise
>>550979659>HUGE tiddiesnice>flesh skin with the funny ring
>>550980519>>flesh skin with the funny ringwhat
>>550980512Thats not her
>>550980519>>550980638A lot of artists just saw it trending and began to copy it. They don't understand that its a ring because of the e-thot ring facecam light.
>>550980638What the other anon said
I need to touch
I can now cum to slopp. I have adapted.
this is a lie. jordam has never sucked my dick as thanks, wtf?
>>550981120Jordan seems like a dumb, but nice uma.
>>550975332bwo Tosho is way better right therealso, isn't friendship bonus way better than mood bonus?
>no more Oguri Sunday's
are the other umamusume who appear in your trainee's story also going through their own career mode with their own lovey-dovey trainer? are you smashing the dreams of umas and their trainers with every win?
>joins your team>"hoeh, arigatou">wins
so how for (you) will almond eye be? will she be the first uma that directly proposes you two get married?
>>550981687THANK YOU, FALCO!
>>550981632SEX WITH PALMERKICKING THE SHIT SNIFFERS FACE IN
HOOOOEH
>>550981687Even more so, since I am training her for the next cm
Dumb Falcon posters should be executed.
>>550981867Shut the FUCK up Curren Shit
https://files.catbox.moe/esi8mv.mp4
>>550981950no, he's right. dumb falcon and her stupid hair get mogged hard by Curren
i already miss her so much bros...
>>550977074Konata just standing there makes me laugh
Rare Samson Big art still fucked to this day the horse status is unknown
>>550981528>are the other umamusume who appear in your trainee's story also going through their own career mode with their own lovey-dovey trainer?Pretty much no.Tachyon's career where you are around as her trainer has her continue racing after Satsuki Sho because you are there supporting her.In Cafe's career, tachyon just quits where the actual horse retired, and spends the rest of the career coping and seething that she's totally okay with Cafe succeeding where she's unable to.
>>550977857I just fapped to Neicha for the first time...
we should be all nicer to one another!
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>550982210damn her head is a literal circle
>>550982047I am done opening catbox mp4 links in from this general
>>550982254>>550982210kys
>Set up a career last night>Really tired + drunk so not paying much attention>Log in to do the career this morning>It's a Suzuka career>Late surger parents>No way to get groundwork
I think Brian should stop picking fights with literal child
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Wait....do parfaits fucking boost the enemy team too?
I'm so glad front meta is back
falco doesn't have an actual personality to talk about so falconfags latched onto this one throw away comment from the homescreen and blew it up into a whole war.
hopefully next thread is less dog shit than this thread
>>550982286I like it.
Street walker Belno
>>550982408yeppers juice
The verification shapes are getting more complicated, it was just circles, triangles and squares but now there are more shapes, I even had a star shape.
>>550982318Everyone is potential prey to her
>>550981687FALCOTACHI NO KACHI!
I am completely lost...All my umas have shit sparks, I can't decide which umas to make as aces, I can't get any good results.I'm feeling the pain of only having 3 borrows a day
>>550982336stop it....
>>550982336Hydration is important, even more so for ahletes!
>>550982524brian my child predator wife
>Falco>Yellow Falco>Circle Falco
>taiki's secret event requires you to force three races in a rowI get why it has to be like that because its following Silence Suzuka's career but it makes it annoying, every run you're risking Skin Outbreak killing it right at the end
>>550982505>change browser>suddenly there's 5 choices>and I have to do it 3 timeswhat the fuck is happening here
>No medium SConsider me MAD
>>550977857mods STILL havent touched this post
So these skill still suck right?I've seen that webm of seiun sky teleporting around, but that isn't in gobal yet right?
FINALLY SAFE
>>550967021They look the same! Good God, they look so goddamn like the same person!
>>550982768cookies, you had an identifier which 4chan knew was a frequent poster so it gave you easy captchas or none at allwhen you swapped browser you got a new identity and 4chan treats you as a brand new user and has very high suspicionyou can try to move the cookies if you don't wanna waste time doing a dozen hard-mode captchas until the system trusts you
>>550982336Family?
>>550982935You should still test her out anyway. Some of the umas I've seen win random pubs didn't have medium S
>>550982107>you kissed your father on his mouth?
I hate normies and normie umas. Which uma is for me?
>>550982950The PP + DD combo works in Global now, but it's not desirable for this CM.
>>550982379Her comments are mostly about food (and about being umadol a little bit) and then there's this. It's funny.
>there is literally no taiki with 9* stamina and a lot of medium sparks on chrono or umathis has to be buggedI REFUSE to believe that
I don't much care for horses but I LOVE cows
>>550982379>three unread convosdo currenfags really
>>550982165>unknownit's just a polite way of saying "we sent him to slaughterhouse"
>>550982637bigger
january of senior year and riko still hasnt shown up. how is this legal
I have Taiki but I ran her before so I'm not going to run her again.
>>550982359Yes
>>550983360goldship
>>550983638gotta get her to at least green
Going to run regular Oguri and use her to stunt on everyone trying to halfass a Christmas Oguri in 12 hours
Do you guys think I'd have greater success just making my Eishin a pace chaser instead of a late surger?
>>550983761She's max friendship. She was green before Classic Year began.
>>550983638Your d*ck probably isn't good enough
>>550983736THEN WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF USING IT
>>550983898
DAMNnot a single NPC Uma
>>550983638>>550983761She just showed up. Senior Year Early March. Absolutely fucking absurd.
>>550982950it costs too much to justify it with our current deck powerlevel
I will be running Gold Ship for this CM because I actually like her
>>550982379>>550983379There was also this convo
>>550982379it's funny you mention personality when curren is a literal e-whorethat's her 'personality'
>>550983546He's likely dead by now but i want to think he died peacefully rather than becoming glue
>end closers don't work in Scorpio>build Gold Ship as a late surger insteadthere's no escape
2/3 of my borrow runs today my team jobbed on the 3rd Unity Cup race. Sorry danchou, but it simply can't be helped.
>>550979446She will never come back? That's scummy...Uma been out for like 6+ years in JP and she was never added back?
>>550983886terrible idea
>>550983971Even things out if you have a lot more mood downs than your opponent
>>550982379falco does have a personality, it's "obsessed numberfag"
Shall I risk it all on a coinflip this early in the run?
>>550984187Ok, why is that? As late she is often struggling to keep up with the pace of 4 fronts in every lobby
>>550984220A year 1 +72? You'd be crazy not to.
>>550984220GOD BIG OR GO HOME PUSSY
>>550984059I've had Tazuna show up in Senior year october when I had her in green friendship before debut.
Is the CM after Scorpio also Goldshit End Closer slop? Or do other styles work good since it isn't that long?
>>550981493But I also run Tosho, bwo.I run: Halo, Tosho and Narita with a borrowed Kita
Just realized her outfit was different playing during career vs rewatching in the archive.
Ayabe is so cute, am I alone in thinking this?
>>550984178What he means, is that Kitasan never gets another banner. You can still get spooked by her on support rolls or get more uncaps in other ways.
>>550984042How I expected uma to work, instead all we get in global is NPCs
>Umamusume>Similar to Lobotomy corporation
>>550984338>>550984350
>>550984220you will get S Med if this fails
>>550984505
>>550984505owari desu
umHER NAME IS SWEEP TOSHO AND YOU CALL HER SWEEP NOT TOSHOthank you>>550984505kwab
>>550984126curren might be an e-whore but falco is an irl-whore lmaoooo
>>550984356
>>550984632is the full power hug sex
Doing parent runs with Creek and starting to wonder who’s really trying to parent who.
>>550984359It's peak spurt+NSM, pump also worksSFV and red shift are too late
>>550984505Why did you do that to her...
>>550984483>Horse raising simulator vs SCP management simulator>Both punish you harshly for not paying attention
>>550984505>get well soon and not don't overdo itthat's where the luck went
>>550984316Well terrible is putting it too strongly, my bad. I think her unique and skill set points more torward late. I also think you're getting rushed less as a late and you must not be rushed for her signature to fire. Ideally you want concentration and high wit, but there is no way to get that in a cm ace.
>>550984042To be fair, that's what the Arima Kinen should look like
Would you buy the Ogurin Purse?Also, I hope Oguri is getting a cut of all this merch, she'd be loaded as fuck.
>>550984679guess which one was the mare and the stallion
DONT FUCK THIS UP NOW AAAA
>>550984359don't worry bro, long CMs will become even worse after Tamamo Cross comes out
>>550984848ARE THOSE
>>550984220>>550984505>risking it all over lvl 2 double rainbowLesson learned I hope
>>550984848i see nipples
>>550984573
>>550984798>>550984961Oh well, GoldShit and Mayano it is. At least I can build Oguri this time.
>>550984359Arima Kinen CM, late race technically starts on a straight but 33m after that is a corner (but not the final corner)Dober, Ryan, Seiun Sky, NSM, Spurt Holidays Oguri's unique on herselfare all good
>>550984042why does NTR's head look so fucking huge
>>550984802>that audioI HATE THIS DELETE IT AT ONCE
did they increase the rate of late starts?i swear across 2 runs so far today my girls late started in 90% of the races
>>550985274because it is
Why is Stay Gold so legendary despite jobbing against every other legendary race gorse?
>>550985032This is why you make mediocre horses.
>>550985274Almost thought I was looking at Biwa
I want to molest KitasanLike grope her slender body
>>550985464a horse just needs to win one important race at the right time to become super famous e.g. Special Week
>>550978935Yeah same, that's why I don't use her. Disgusting old ningen whore whose performance is lacklustre, there will never be a spot for her in my deck.
>>550985464It is a huge accomplishment for a jap horse to not job abroad
#SexWithCurren
>>550984363I see. Then I'd change her for Eishin because her events gives you a lot of energy and 1 mood up
Is Late Spe + Monk El + Debuffer Grass a viable strategy for Scorpio?
>>550985464probably because he was THERE with the big dogs for 5 years and cemented his status with his last race
Who's your crew for the upcoming CM?Manhattan Cafe - LateSmaru - FrontEl Condor - Pace
>>550985464he had magic cum that shat out psychotic g1 winners
>>550985590Same
This is getting ridiculous.
>>550985959Taiki - PacerAir Groove - LateAnime Teio - Pacer
F2Ps are about to find out that it is not easy to get your own CM S-rank Ace even with their own kitasan bl-AAAACK!
>>550985656Special Week is only famous because of her racism.
>>550985464He was the first Japanese born and trained horse to win a G1 internationally and he had very successful progeny on top of that
>>550986079>stam higher than powretard-kun
>>550986032
>>550986032muh $4($1.33) per rank tier
This must be what Falco feels like when someone shows up to her concert...
>>550986032UH OH BWO, SOMEONE FORGOT TO REDACT A NAME
>>550986032Mambros...
>>550986079>735 stam pace chaserWho's gonna tell him?
How much longer until they raise the rank limit on open league? I want to escape the medium cm samsara
>>550985656Spechan won a bunch of races, she's called the strongest of the golden gen for a reason
>>550986079>subpar stamina>subpar power>no guts>wit way beyond the point of diminishing returnsnice team trials Taiki bro
If Smart Falcon has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Smart Falcon has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Smart Falcon has only one fan then that is me. If Smart Falcon has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Smart Falcon, then I am against the world.
>>550986032>he didn't get the dancho paycheck
>>550986032all of this can be avoided if you just join a D rank club
JONKON WE KNOW YOU'RE BOTTING COME OUT WITH YOUR ARMS UP
Divegrass semifinals against /alg/ in a few minutes. Win sends us to finals, and loss makes us fight for 3rd place. https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>550985959Meisho Doto, TM Opera O, Maruzensky
>>550985212spurting through two corners? is there a scenario where someone goes super wide and loses a lot of length?
>>550985959Seiun frontMayano wedding frontRed teio pace
>>550986353>she's called the strongest of the golden genanyone who says this is wrong
>>550986459which club is this
i think curren chang is a WHORE
>>550986353>she's called the strongest of the golden gen for a reasonShe literally wasn't irl but ok
>>550986459Mambochou are you taking notes
>>550986353Thats not Pasa
Thoughts on this parent deck for CM8?
>>550986353speFRAUD never won against fatass wonder or el
>>550985959Team orange - Fuku Taiki Suzuka
>>550986032lmao. imagine playing in a club like this.
>>550986032thank god for Uma&Co
>>550986717that's like saying you think gravity exists
>>550985959Taishin - EndSeiun - FrontWedding Mayano (?) - Pace, I guess, I'm still not sure on this one
>>550985959big nig suziesummer hagbobo
>>550984946OH SHIT
>>550986032Yeah miss me with that hassle. I put down a 500k daily quota on my club and most people are getting way more than that just casually playing and we're comfortably in top 500. Anything more is just way too fucking tryhard.
>>550985959Late MaruzenskyLate McQueenEnd Urara
>>550986780For who? Might be hard to consistently clear URA with some careers, assuming you're running all mile+med+long G1s and some G2s.
Do I risk it all p.2
>>550986918Tell us when you queue so I know not wait
>>550985959pace taikibig nigger suzukalate grass wonder or another front maybe
>>550986697Looks like Honsne. Poor JonKon
How would his Uma version look like?
>>550982945didn't know mods were based
>>550984802Post catbox the link, using this pic url doesn't work
>>550986697https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=honsne
>>550986697it's a screencap of a couple months ago from some random S club called hooves, it's not from herehell afaik could be the same club as>>550986032
>>550987043YEPPERS
>>550987043YES
>>550987012Narita Brian. I think 1 speed is manageable, but I'll have to pass on her hard mode.
>>550985959Pace TeioEnd Hishiama (under review)Oogieboogie Suzuka
>>550987043Who the fuck risks it for 2 guts rainbows?
>>550986653>>550986759>>550986767>>550986785I asked chatgpt and it agreed with me, spe clears
>>550985959My top 3 oshis, of course
>>550987108smallest loli in the franchise
>>550987178https://files.catbox.moe/urgjxk.mp3
>He still thinks wit only affects skill proc rate
>>550987314>dork , cute, dork
>>550982945We had far worse, maybe we can have a PoV of me pounding Nice Nature's umanko, as a treat.
>>550985959Late CafePace Fall RudolfPace TaikiIf I get them built quickly I might try to build 2 front aces to run 2 front 1 pace instead though.
there is nothing more deflating than getting a DRAW in the first unity race
Jiggers pleasehttps://jiggie.fun/ummunionI'm getting hungry and going for lunch
>>550985959Pace tachyonLate rudolfStill undecided on what to run as a third uma.
>>550986032besides being a d*scord screencap there's literally nothing wrong with thisif you join a no grass toucher 50mil quota club you should have at least 25m by now
>>550987361>yes bro you need 500 more wit so you can offset that one white speed skill your opponent has
>>550987625This is why I don't use borrows for ace runs. I give up immediately when that happens.
>>550987625All you lose out on from a draw is the +3 to all stats. You can still make it if you win all remaining top choice races.A loss is what actually fucks you.
>>550986032I wonder how people like that are in real life, day to day stuff.
Is killer tunes good for next cm or is it too expensive??
>>550985959I dont know. Nig Suzuka, Late Grass Wonder, and probably another front. Haven't decided. I don't really have any hope for this CM unlike the last one where I knew I'd win the golshi nsm lottery at least some of the races. I cant hit over 1k power and speed with workable stamina on basically anyone with the deck I've got and still get decent hints.
>>550987832it's on the same tier as professor
>>550969861we're against /alg/ now
>>550987704do late grass for triple dominator
I am of the opinion that we need more big Umas.
>>550987763>You can still make it if you win all remaining top choice races.*blocks your path* (pretend I posted a turf queens pic)
>>550985959the cancer meta team but with festival gold city instead of taiki
>>550987816they are unemployed and live in their mom's basement. this club is their one and only chance they'll ever get to power trip on people and that nigga is running with it until they eventually disband
>>550988024We get more big umas if we get sexier legs, deal?
Scorpion 13305909
>>550987763>>550988042
>>550988024Learning that Akebono isn't even taller than me was fucking depressing
manhattan cafe
>>550988172I am amenable to this condition.
>>550977857This is one of the cuter buttholes posted
>>550988007I already did it for 2 previous mediums that I won. I'm thinking about throwing Doto in there instead this time.
>>550988226hmmm I think I'm getting raped this CM
>>550988024>uma whose whole schtick is being comically big and tall>exactly 6 feet talltotal BSthey should've given her the canon height of the American umas in cingrey
>>550988653transcoded uma
Someone hand me a piece of cheese, please. I am starving.
>>550988586my suzuka got brocked behind the maru somehow so the other suzu basically ran as solo big nig
>>550988226>>550988586Lobby RNG is pretty brutal this go around, there is no way you can win as pace from pos 7
>>550988586>6 LThe fuck?
>>550988623I don't if you ever been to Japan but being 6ft tall means you literally tower over everybody and can barely fit into a subway car
>>550988741escape carrot
>>550988741No neicha
>>550988727i've won a bunch of times with gold city in front heavy lobbies but her unique needs to go off, just position RNG
>>550988865>I'm going to have sex with this cabbage
>>550988727Jesus christ fuck this cm
>>550988449I wanna fuck this boy>>550988653I wanna hug my bro
>>550988727Uhh latebros??
>>550988725Yeah that was pretty unlucky I guess Groundwork or Early Lead didn't proc?>>550988741The Suzu even died like 2-3 seconds before crossing the finish line>>550988727Yeah I'm hoping the actual lobbies won't be so Front heavy. I guess I'll swap out my Pace for a debuffer if it looks like she won't win,
frenzied front kills big nig Suzuka btw, get your Ikuno Dictus wit on your Natures/dominators
>>550988741that's what happens when suzu gets to run alone, this time mine got brocked otherwise they both run out of stam
that was easy
this is how Taiki ended after the early failure. Didn't get good skill hints, but I did manage to (somewhat) max speed.
>>550989057you won't allow 1 (ONE) whole CM where front isn't unplayable dogshit?
>>550989271uh hello Mile CM's?
>>550989271No. Suffering builds character.
>>550989271Front is good in every CM except Longs though.
Jesus christ building oonige Suzuka is such a cancer cluster>Obviously need Med S like usual>Need groundwork + 3 activators>Need to not job a single race in career>On top of the usual Unity and rainbow and event chain RNGI can't do it bwos
>>550989392
>>550989330who are we playing
mr president. another cryer has hit /uma/
>>550989473You get 2/3 of your groundwork activators for free though, and its fine to gamble on TTL or Conc as your third.
>>550989517/alg/ azur lane general
You completed the event right anon?
*Unbricks your account*
>>550976326"Take this, all of you, and hug on it - for this is my plushie, which has been put on sale for you; do this in remembrance of me."
>>550989517azur lane, semi finals
>>550989527doesn't look as good as the others
>>550989629>when you whisper mambo in her ear
>>550989341Mile is late territoryyou best stay in your lane or these late bitches will rape you
>>550989527Feno my beloved
>>550989638nyo I will complete it thi
>>550989638Im finishing it with this career
>>550989271Front has been meta ever since seiun came out you fucking retard. Yes, even last cm with rabbit front strats. I'm tired of listening to gaslights that fronts are fucking dead every fucking cm
>>550989271I'd be happy if oonige didn't exist, because a properly built one needs almost half a lobby of debuffers and/or late start/rushed to beatyou can fight fronts with fronts because everyone has them, but to beat a Suzuka you need triple debuffer or a Suzuka or lobby RNG
>>550989708I didn't see a single Gold Chinchin win in Virgo must be because she's the exact opposite
Got my first 9* pow parent. I shouldn't really need to be hunting unity cup sparks, right?
https://x.com/i/status/2002760196930875597
>>550989527her shoulders are hueg
>>550989939No.>Ignited Spirit POWVery nice. Shame about the mixed pinks though.
>>550989939>1* turf 2* long 2* dirtwhat are you doing
>>550989971
I will not be baking this time
>>550990112i will, dont worry
>>550929935>>550929935>>550929935
>>550990161Thank you, Baker
>>550990076mixed pinks is unfairly demonized here. diversity is an uma's strength
I can bake if the thread number rager is here tell me what number to use otherwise it'll be +1
it's approximately time for a Mejiro Ryan thread
>>550990242>>550990278>>550990278>>550990278>>550990278>>550990278dozo
>>550977857hello /uma/, jwu, good afterno-ah
>>550990196>#56KEK
>>550990374I'm gonna do >>550977857 to you
>>550987108Skinny and very malnutrition
>>550982379it's so easy to tell who's posting....
>>550982359No, just yours.why would they benefit the opponent?
>>550984178No more banners, but Kitasan gets powercrept by Tachyon and Pasa. So it's not the end of the world. Hoard your carats if you don't want to reroll for Kita, and the shitty situation of constantly borrowing Kita will end in about 7 months.
>>550985959(Regular) Maru but I don't know who else. Either taki and backline agnes or taki and front mayano.
hi umanons
>>550997575hi
>>550997984are we umaing it today
>>550998951no
>>550999220:(
>>550967789the races still award money
