Pest control editionhttps://www.dota2.com/patches/7.40>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>550731989
first for futa cock
sex with lina (verification not required)
>>550970954sex with valora
hex with soodwink
>>550971105man I want another fae hero so fucking badFae heroes like puck and willow feel really quirky and even annoying because of their kit, they just feel natural, new heroes feel forced as fuckDemons are fine too, old IF would have done 7 deadly sins as 7 rulers of demon realm. Or some abstract shit likes mind/heart demon, ultilizing illusion and shit to fuck with the enemy.God I want young, passionate IF back.
>>550971404[DISPELLED]
>>550971091>Lol if dota 2 classic was on steam no one would play it Stopped reading there.You are comically delusional. If something isn't easily available the overwhelming majority won't bother.
>puck is a pretty lady!
i always read puck as KEK and say it very loudly in my head
im close to ancient
griefed my two last games
how is this still a 1-1 series? it's been like 8 hours
I false report all the time
60% winrate kraken win again
>>550974259they take like 30 mins between games
Buff Hoodwink
Spiritbros...
i want God to stop hating me
>>550970954shit anons, this is ridiculous - I'm literally hemorrhaging MMR, dropped to 820 from 1600 - is it possible? Did I somehow bet brain damage or deteriorate in skill?actually it's not even me - I am getting matched with SHIT teammates - HORRIBLE FAGGOTS that feed like a motherfucker - and the enemies are ALWAYS good
>>550976187drop the dotabuff heraldGOD
>>550976187>dropped to 820 from 1600kek
>>550976187Welcome back Grubby
>>550976187statistically speaking, if you are constantly the best player from the 10 in the game, it is impossible not to rank up.
god glimmer is such a cuck itemit should be shadow amulet + recipe, no stats
guess i can't flame people anymore
>>550978175>going on someones profile to flame them after a gamethirdie detected
Does anyone have a video or image for every item that works with Largo's shard? I swear I saw one a few days ago but can't find it
>>550978247if you pick pudge and miss every hook you dont deserve +30
>watch high mmr drow replays to see what i'm missing>they also miss easy cs>they also miss cs while multishotting a wave>they also get their assholes widened by a timbersaw in lane>they also awkwardly stagger over from camp to camp while being 3k net behind enemy carry, running out of mana from spamming multishot on camps>all of that while winning the gameso there's no trick or anything God just really, truly hates me
where do i recalibrate mmr again
>>550978316brown hairy hands
>>550978394drow has an advantage of being able to jump any fight early on because you are not tied to any cooldownsjust TP to the good fighs and use your multi shot for easy gold and xp
>>550978753i can also kill myself what do you think of thati can drive a knife through my throat
>>550978394>high mmrare you looking at 8k mmr because thats 50% acc buyers and boosted accounts
Marci Marci Marci! I made her out of clay! Marci Marci Marci! As Marci I shall play!
>>550978819Would that stop you being such a drama queen?If you are a drow spammer you cant expect people to have sympathy for you. Wanna stop losing? Pick a carry that doesn't throw entire games by getting stunned once without buyback
let’s go spirit
>>550980028I don't get what people find appealing in her, she's so bland and boring.
>>550976187We already talked about this. Stop picking Undying.
>>550976187>I'm literally hemorrhaging MMR, dropped to 820 from 1600 - is it possible?Literally how? When I was three digit MMR (drug addict) the games actually got much easier when I hit 1k.
>>550981357Damn, thats crazy! im happy for u tho. or sorry that happened
>>550981357she's vaguely weeb-coded and the game's player base is full of taco people
>>550981357valve only releases heroes to appease furniggers and barafaggots so getting an actual fuckable female human is nice
>>550981489>>550981357yeah she is so bland compared to Mireska. Doesnt even have a voice, lol. peak laziness design
They're just gifting this to watson as a Christmas present.
>>550978316too much of a pussy to say it in their face
>>550981357trans coded design
>actually good dotafusMireska, Auroth, Hoodwink, Aiushtha, Imperia, Blueheart.>lame dota"fus"The rest. >trash "dota""fu"Marci.
>>550983872disturbing post
>>550983872Ough, Imperia my dommy mommy wife.
>>550983872PUGNA????WHERE!?
Mireska is PEAK. A fae with a streak of malice but also loyal to her chosen one, imagine she is your wife, oh boy the fuck would be fucking legend, she would nag and you would have to deal with her problems and attitude too but its 100% worth it
won with this nigger destroying his items at 4 minholy shit valve is so against me rnfirst recalibration game and i have to play against a fed TA and axe and still manage to pull out a victory
>>550978247>being this much of a snowflakegen z detected
bros.........gorgc's semi retiring
>>550984650he's tired of milking the losers that watch him? good
>>550984186Not released yet (will be in good tier)
>>550984650Everyone is fucking leaving dota, this game has been dead for ages.
>>550984919and go where
>>550985008move on with their life.
>>550985125move on toward what
>>550985008dota streamers just become variety streamers, the players are stuck here forever because every other competitive game is even worse
>>550985181Entropy.
>>550985181he's gonna do what every other retard before him did, like ppd, quit at the top and now he's streaming hon to 100 peoplehe's gonna enjoy not doing anything for 6 months but when the money runs out he'll be desperate and irrelevant
>>550985181Their life.You don't have to play video games you know,there are other things to do with your time on this earth.Move on, child, we've all left the neighborhood already, don't stay behind.
>>550985486No, I dont think I will.
>>550984919lol cope
>>550984650what did he say?
>>550962204kwab
>>550985863More variety, less soloq in 2026. Starting with Elden Ring on Jan 1st.
>>550984186>>550984873unironically, anons, do you think valve is in touch and has enough sense to actually make a persona for pugna waifu?
>puzzle hasn't been finished
>>550983872All I want for Christmas is for furries worldwide to be pulled from their homes and shot in the street
>>550986081he will learn the hard truth, those single player games are so fucking boring compared to dota you can't finish them, trust me I've triedthe only games that can replace dota are also very heavily autistic games like path of exile
sex with hoodwink
>>550986464He said soloq hasn't been good for his mental. I can believe it.
sex with the hood's twink
>>550986189They already teased it.
>>550986737oh yeah, I totally understand that, but that's a different problem, you have to take breaks in dota and reframe things positively on your head otherwise you get sucked into the spiral of toxicity that the cesspool of people that play this game live in, but when it comes to gaming, he's not gonna be able to replace dota
>>550986189They wouldn't give you what you actually want. They're an American company.
What am I supposed to do against a Marci/Io lane? I know to play very defensively and to stay the fuck away from them, but my team will always feed them even if I don't.
>>550986737He was notorious for being one of the most obnoxious toxic faggots alive and now he can't handle people constantly razzing him for being a failed pro player. Deserved, frankly. It's not like solo queue is any more cancerous now than it's ever been.It boggles my mind how the biggest and most successful Twitch streamers are always, without exception, the most pathetic losers alive.
pugna waifu persona also already teased me~
holy shit this new smoke change is so goodi can just buy all the smokes myself and smoke from backpack instead of waiting for a cuck support to open the shop
wait wasnt parivision in the final lmao
how does saksa keep ending up on top 3 teams whether its win russians or weu peopledo macedonians speak blyat?
>>550989093I guess he just fits everywhere.>do macedonians speak blyat?They use the same runes but I doubt he speaks it.
>>550989093macedonians speak koine greek, you philistine.
>>550989893macedonians arent real so i dont knowtell me have you ever met one irl?
macedonia was a balkanazation so the greek would be as mighty as they can be
>>550987603not much you need team coordination to bring them down or a very good lane
>>550990443every time i play against that combo my support feeds them and then my team reports me
>>550987603Play for late and get some kiting items, they fall off.
>>550989093Best pos4 in the world and can make a strong case for him being the best player in the world
>>550989893are you retarded? macedonians speak a similar language to serbs, bulgarians and other balkan slavic countries excluding romania
is cheating/scripting/semi map hacking still a problem nowadays?
>>550991351fuck do i know niggasee >>550989956
>>550991562hard to know if someones maphacking but scripters are real for suremost noticeable is lion (that is common), then there's the retards who script on am
>>550991562definitely scripting is more rampant than maphacking
Quinn hairline status?
>>55099156290% of the playerbase are ruskieswhat do you think
>>550992138thats bad? when was the last time you encounter a scripter for real? I did see one with insta-eul when I was playing axe 4 months ago
This game needs an event centered on Hoodwink and Mireska.
>>550992804mireska only
>magnus, techies and brood slavtard three stack>magnus feeding his face off all game>techies afk in base putting up mines in it from minute 2>brood also feeding, only slightly less than magnus>be only one not feeding and doing okay and lane partner by proxyI would put money on the dicksucking slav trio reporting me and sniper for making them feel bad (because they are)I can just feel it
>>550993221one of those days, one of those games that make you want to smash your head into the monitor huh
>>550993221Queuing into shit stacks is the one and only situation in which it is acceptable to euthanize a game.
>>550993623My morally and ethically correct hatred of the vatnik troglodyte is always perpetually being vindicated.
>>550993945add me Iam a chill SEA pllayer
>Guys this character is so fucking bad>Redditors: Erm OOGA BOOGA if you just like play him right and use his shit spells and *GLUCK GLUCK* then you'd win more!!! icefrog can do no wrong i love being a faggot!! LARGO IS THE BEST!!Meanwhile in reality this fat faggot is garbage. END OF STORY.
>>550994494not only garbage. uninspired, lazy, boring, hollow design. 2 weeks from now and you will never see him in your games anymore. 1 encounter every 300 games at best.
>>550994494He is bad but redditbrains won't admit it until he has a "standard" build. There are too many retards in pubs trying to do damage builds with him but skipping aghs or not knowing how to use it.
was watching this last night, damn I miss it all. esports is boring as fuck now, no personalities.
>>550994764Plays like shit and has a shitty sounding "random aussie we pulled off the street" voice.>>550994842They will say something so retarded like "hes only bad in lower ranks. In high MMR games hes a beast!!!!!"Meanwhile in reality....
largo would be based if his VA was a completely chudded out frogchad, toadchad even, not this high-pitched tadpolecel
>they didnt made largo sound and act like tom bombardil being whimsical autistic esoteric bard ass nigga they dropped the ball right there
>>550996789they dropped the ball all around, Valve is fucking stupid and ruined this game beyond imagination.
>>550997232is it over? is truly everything lost?
>>550997423Look at team fortress 2. Thats our fate.
>>550993221they sound based
>>550997626BEING A CHATROOM FOR TRANSFEM PUPPYGIRLS???
>>550998219Being the public toilet for all those dotards that could not let go of it
>>550997626>thats our fatebrothe game has been on maintenance mode for years now, its only getting "updates" because its dota, and its way bigger than tf2 could ever hope to be. but we are already in the same shelf. 200 days for an unfinished update.
>>550997423Steam's doing pretty good. Wasn't there a half life something?
I'm using new hardware to copeI do want a controller
>>550998718Steam will be around for at least 35 more years, don't worry.Its just that valve are too afraid to make real games now. And by real game I mean half life 3. Too high profile, too many expectations to meet. If you lead this project and it fails, say goodbye to valve. So nobody is willing to to do it. And dota 2? Nobody in the office gives a shit about dota 2
>dota is dyinglmao
>>550999413New challenge: play dota with a controller. It will be fun.
>>550999431As soon as fatty dies, his successors will sell out the company and PC gaming as a whole will implode.
>go on win streak>start getting given bottom of the barrel trash teammates that hard feed or grief all game for a few games in a row>matchmaker stops giving griefers/feeders>start winstreak again>repeattiresome
>>550999595i played some RTS like spellforce 3 and CnC 3 with a controller, its doable
>>550999754Its likes spicy food. Even tho it gives u explosive diarrhea, you still want to eat it. You are here for it.
>>550999720He is losing weight and is investing in yacht based longevity, he will live at least another 50 years.
why do people say broodmother is hard to play? she seems pretty straightforward once you get soul ring and level 6
>>551000221having a spider on your screen all the time is spooky scary
>>551000136he won't, people who get massively fat never recover from some of the health issues, like jay2cents
Is clockwork the most based offlaner? You can pick him anywhere anytime. He fits in everything. He doesn't give a shit about counter. He just works, all the time
>>550999967i just want to have organic games where it is a team of roughly equally skilled players either sideinstead we have this slop matchmaker that pairs you with people who are shit to make you loseim almost always mvp of the team and it just gets depressing watching every other person on the team hard feed while you try to stop them
>>550999754adopt smurf mentalityalways be farming
>drafted picks more than one carrytranny>lose in draftI HATE CARRYTRANNIES
>>551001363Unranked is where it at fucko
>>550999413to control what? idiot?
>start game>enemy dies at rune>they abandon leaves>go next>exact same thing happens>go nextspending more time in the queue than in the game
>>550992682i notice it more in unranked because the bad lion players are so hilariously fast with hex and frame perfect stun follow upsin ranked (8-9k) you can tell the lion players are human, they make mistakes (that you can punish) and play more strategically in general
Do you have any dota confessions anons?
>>551001809>play against HyperAI Fretbots>they trap me in hour long gamesi have the opposite problem you do. at least i can leave whenever, but i hate letting those obnoxious bots win...
>>551002420I haven't played in over a year and I don't know why I opened this general again, maybe some vain hope for cute dota art or lolipugna lewds or something
>>551002590
>>551002420Im not playing much anymore and I fear its high time I got over it and move on with my life.Game is extremely unenjoyable.
>>551002628soulless ai slop.
what is the next stop for dota 2? league next releases 2027
>>551002420i think league of legends is just more fun than dota2
>>551003045Game stopped a long time ago, dotard. There is no next stop. We've reached the end of the line like 3 years ago.
>>551002902how can you even tell...
>>551003142Bait used to be believable
>>551002420sometimes i pick techies in ranked, also i'm starting to love playing rubric
>>551003045Valve employees use Dota as a way to bolster their employee reports by making it look like they've shipped content to customers.A patch, a hero, some kind of update quest thing every now and then.We're not in pure maintenance mode like TF2 but it'll feel like it most of the time.
>>551002279i mean look at this fuckign shitthe lion's somehow stunning me when his mouse is 5 miles away
>>551003689>pure maintenance mode like TF2lmaoi WISH tf2 got any maintenance
Icefrog left so we might as well left with him too. To deadcock it is.
>>551004203deadlock needs a complete rework, it's a pretty bad game, I hope they let it die and he comes back to dota instead of insisting in that game for a few more years
>>551004203but i just started...im having fun...
>>551004486it's too shallow, you won't stand 50 hours of it
>>551004486Sorry sonny you missed the best days.
>>551004623>you won't stand 50 hoursi have 109!!
>>551004486Good, the game is fun and will keep being fun for many years :)
>>551003241then get off the fucking bus and fuck off
>>551004957stop having a meltie, dotard.its been over 10 years.
>>551005232you can fuck off too
>>551004957NO. On this bud I have fapped, my shit had smeared all over the seat, the shitstains are everywhere, its stinky but its MY seat, and you cant take that away from me, fucko
Till date, still nothing that beats PA arcana in term of pure sex. The skin tight bodysuit that leaves nothing to imagination yet fully covered, such contradiction, it makes my cock rock hard even after all those years
>share control with lane partner>but don't tell them i didthey aren't gonna know, are they...?
>use sven ult to farm ancient stack early on>pos3 voice coms in a really catty way 'you just used ult... to farm stacks?'eh well guess i'll euthanize then
>steam numbers are high>less CCs than ever>average viewership is going down whether it's tournaments or other content>queue times often reach 4min+ in unrankedwhat the fuck is that bottingarc raiders has a lot less recorded players but it feels a lot more alive, must be because those are actual players
>>551007179erm reddit says that the concurrent player count is higher than ever, soooo.... you're wrong...
>>551007179No one plays unranked go play turbo
>>551007179dota matchmaking is a complex algorithm that takes into consider many things like how many good boy points you have and how many times you type the n-word per week.
>>551007380>600k concurrent players >100k turbo>60k custom maps>50k botting/afk/item merchants>360k ranked>Rest are unrankedSo unranked has long q time
>>551005964>no titsBegone nigga
>winning teamfights by myself basically>team refuses to push any objectives after>enemy team starts suicide pushing>doesn't matter if they all die since nobody on my team is interested in taking objectives>can't solo push towers as pos 5>very slowly lose game as enemy keep throwing themselves at towers chipping away at them while my team refuses to do anything but jungle>check their profiles>10 wins on record>18 wins on record>32 wins on recordValveFuck off
>>551008013Its not flat, its not big but its aight. Her body is full of curves. Alluring as fk
>safelane treantnot bad at all desu. maybe slightly worse than safelane tiny. definitely not the best and still very team dependent but might be great when your other cores are greedy
>>551007937I think it's a lot more in custom maps, to a worrying degreeDota kept falling off, it's just that chinks started playing custom games
>>551000420>t. someone who has not played much clockwerk
>>550987603Raindrop check lane, just accept youre gonna eat shit for the first 10 mins and dodge them, and 5 man teleport to protect your cores. They both fall off really hard as the game goes on
>>551009356Ok who gives him hard times? He could max rocket and farm from far away
>>551008043>>enemy team starts suicide pushingkino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8fWp-i-BGA
We need to form war party. You simply can't play with randoms in those dark days. We have to have each other backs. I volunteer. Iam from SEA but together we can beat any stacks. Need 4 more brothers in blood.
>>551007937both ranked and unranked take a fuckload of time.specially in a party.even fucking overwatch 2 takes less time to find a match than dota 2.
>>551011645Fuck you seaslugDota is for whites
>>551011920Not anymore
>>550970954Does arc warden still have that garbage rework where his double is only useful for 15 seconds
>>551011645Lol hopefully you find a SEA party
why the fuck arteezy stop streaming? he was streaming every day for at least a month
i dont care about streamers
>my "support" mars decides to try stealing my last hits in lane, fails and fucks off the jungle on minute two>manage to somehow 2 v 1 and win lane>still doesn't matter because top, mid and the dumbfuck mars all feed their faces off>team also allergic to taking towers>win a teamfight and be at their T3 with four alive on our team and two on enemy>they all split off to go enemy jungle>enemy does not suffer same allergy to pushing objectivesI swear 90% of the playerbase of this game do not understand what the fuck the objective of the game isI am certain they do not understand the concept of you must destroy the enemy ancient to win, and to do so you need to destroy towersAlso shoutout to the 1-15-3 mars
>>551016030>shoutout to the 1-15-3 marsMY FUARKING HERO
Play on all mute so the (teammate) has been muted for the remainder of the game message never fails to make me laugh
>>551017228>All mute>Anonymous mode>All communications/pings hidden>keybinds for chat and for pings both disabledyep its Marci time
>>551017228I played on all mute and I was losing a lot of communication good boy points because the apes cannot allow me to play in peace
>>551017970>Poke out my eyes>Insta pick lee sinYep its gaming time!
Leaguechads are laughing at us...
>>551019728>all mute>didnt communicate>still lost com scoreimpossible
>>551020390well I still have to ping people and drawn arrows on the map because people are too dumb to think for themselves
>>551020390That's how you lose score though, if you refuse to communicate you deserve to lose score and you will
>>551020525No comms. No pings, no drawing cocks on the minimap, nothing. Pretend you have some kind of brain injury that prevents you from communicating with others but not from playing the game.
>>551020580If you communicate, you will definitely lose score. Every Dota player is fragile as fuck.
>>551020641I mean, it's impossible to play the game without drawing arrows on the map and pinging enemy itens, I just wish I never read anyone ever typing a sentence in this stupid gameall the tools you need to communicate are in the chat wheel, the map scribbling and the pings
>>551020846You can cope along with no comms until your good boy score recovers. It's much easier to maintain your score when it's high as long as you don't sperg out again.
>>551020580this doesnt happen. reports do not go through if theres nothing to report and you play the game like you want to win. seethe thirdie retard i wont hear your coms and your rage pings
>>551022063based
ulting with largo on a losing team feels like trolling
>>551022063But anon, the reports go through.
>>551022057dude you play the game, and enemy carry finishes his bkb not a SINGLE TIME I've seen an un-useless support player ping his finished bkb, it has to be me, playing 1, to always do that, it's an insanity how support players refuse to do the bare minimum of gathering enemy intel, they already plant the most god awful wards that get immediately dewarded as wellbut yeah, I'll just keep the information to myself until I hit the good boy points cap again
>>551022587I've had immaculate scores both behavior and com and I play cocoon mode. There's NO reason for me to get reported if I'm willing to play with my team, I just DON'T want any kind of communication with them. It's how it is. I'm not risking it.
>>551022803Anon it's impossible to lose score, falling below 12k/12k is basically impossible and if you somehow manage to drop to 11.5k you get 12k back by the next summary report.
Largo is a glorified ancient creep and you can't convince me otherwise
>>551023090I think my lowest was 8.9k but then I went cocoon mode and I've been sticking to 12k and enjoying the game more. I usually just play anonymous mode no mute so my teammates pings still go through but at the first instance of pinging someone's items or sarcastic well played ping lines or spam pings I mute all and it stays that way. It's pretty clear a majority of chats/voice coms in this game are often not constructive and friendly but incendiary spiteful snark by mentally ill freaks and I really don't need that in my day to day experience, I just want to play the video game. It's just better this way
>>551007179>steam numbers are high30% are chinks playing custom games
>>551023474he's walking drums
>>551023090Anon is a spaz but it is true that the lower your score gets the harder it is to recover it because other spazzes will report you for literally anything whatsoever.It used to be even worse than this back when abandoning a game took a gigantic chunk of your score.
>>550970954I made a thing.Have fun farming.
>>551023976I'm already done with all the crafting but good effort :)
>>551023976nobody cares.
>>551024097I care!
>>551023976thanks, I haven't even started, can I still finish it in time?
>>551024324Yes, I finished it in about a month and there's like two months left
>>551024324574 Commons divided by 3-6 Commons per game, that's about 128 games.838 Uncommons divided by 3-6 Uncommons per game, that's about 186 games.If you fill out the Atlas, that's -254 Commons and -254 Uncommons, so more like 71 games and 130 games each. So you just need to play like 2-4 games a day for the remaining 50 days, give or take.If you fill out the Atlas, that's a good ~10 of each Rare since that's 127 heroes spread out over 12 item types. You'll have to farm the remaining half of the Rare requirements yourself. It basically comes down to playing enough games a day and being efficient with your contracts.
>>551024445>>551025214yeah, I'm gonna get my head back into dota and do these events
This collectors cache is genuinely garbage, what were they thinking?
the state of the 'reworked' heroes
>>551007179>average viewership is going down whether it's tournaments or other contentthe data does not support this statement
>>551023976good work anon
>>551019992but they can't deny
>>550971102>>550971356>>550971404Based
>masissies...
any luna enjoyers? wtf are her talents, bros? who tf will ever pick +0.5 beam stun? her lvl15 SUCKS, both are bad. lvl 20 and 25 are both underwhelming too
>>551029292I like when I get to the tier three towers. Luna goes brrrrr.
>>551026316Valve janny bent over backwards to make Brew relevant again and he's somehow even worse than before. Radiance aura was gutted, shard went from god tier to useless, buying aghs scepter is mandatory again, no more purple brewling with FREE force staff, brewed up buff completely dumpstered into the ground. He's both weaker and less satisfying to play.pos3 has been reverted to "pick tide and be bored in exchange for MMR". Way to bring back classic Dota in the worst way possible.
>>551023976I finished DK and AM which is all I cared about.
>>550988437punga~
>>551026316nothing to do with people not knowing what to do with the reworked hero, similar to what happens to new heroes, right? cant possibly be that
If your hero isn't clearly inspired by a WC3 unit: you're playing nudota campo santo slop.
campo santo wants to make dota a zoo simulator, all new heroes are stupid animals, we don't get new demons, machines, humanoids, just fucking animals and fairies shit
on a 6 win streak
>BUFF UNPLAYABLE HERO>BUFF UNPLAYABLE ITEMS>BUFF UNPLAYABLE FACETS>REWORK GARBAGE INNATEI though /d2g/ was memeing about campo santo boogie-man.I was wrongCampo santo and nu-devs are niggers without a single creative bone in their body.
>>550986464You don't like video games or play them, you're basically the same as a drug addict or people on my 600 lb life
>>551023976PSG hereCome to the magical world of Teyvat, where you don't have to farm dailies like this apparent Korean grinding game called Dota 2. Friends are counting on you! A bold adventure awaits!
>>551038856retard
>>551039280Poe isn't an autism game btw it's a low iq brown gameSpacechem is an autism game. Not like you'd know. You're low iq, not tistic
>>551039542t. never killed any ubers shitter
>>551035868>implyingthe old stuff is usually shit when held up to today's standardsomniknight is boring as fuckfaceless void is stupidslardar is stupidwittch doctor id if he was dota 1just a lot of dumb heroes that dont do anything
Carry doesn't get a bkb gets euls'ed, silenced, rooted, hexed, and dies. Incredible. Give me a bkb upgrade that puts bkb on my teammate so I can at least try and tard wrangle him to a win.
>>551040925lotus orb
>>551041329That's true. I would've went with that if the bastard didn't ping "X gold away from BKB" as if he was going to get it. I already had my bkb as pos3.
>>551038789If anyone ever tells you that it's just a boogeyman, remind them that Sean Vanaman himself is 1k MMR and got caught putting ranked teammates in LP out of spite.
Why do these rich e-sports pros marry the first woman who looks in their direction?
>>551043383no previous experience with women
>>551008043>>can't solo push towers as pos 5That's what meteor hammer and greaves are for.
>shitters queue ranked>jump through hoops to avoid supporting>shitters queue turbo, a game mode with practically guaranteed gold and exp for everyone>pick 4 supports and loseWhy do they do this? Even my 1k friends do it.
raped an sf with lonedruid mid ...hope you enjoy me diving under your tower with big fuzzy wozzy nobody tp in to help him...when he actually got slight foothold and dived me my axe came and dunked him. chefs kiss
i sure wish i had a pos5 venomancer from SEA to queue with
Is Dota ever going to have a better match making system than win/lose elo?
>>551050573Any other system is just cope.
>>551050642Winning a game of Dota 2 doesn't inform how good you are though. Impact is very role dependent.
>>551050716What, you want it to be like Deadlock where rank wasn't dependent on whether you won or lose, but how much money you collected?Because that introduced other problems.
>>551051878It should be based upon your ability to play specific characters and the weighted metrics of those characters. If you play pos 5 IO and get stomped despite objectively being the best player it should still show and not just drag you down for conditions entirely separate from your inputs (post draft).
>>551052027right now it would be impossible to code something like that, but with AI they could do that in the future, like having an AI agent that really evaluates the player performance and grades it compared to pros, I can see it being a thing in 3 or 4 years.
Hiring Campo santo might be the second worst decision GabeN has made.First one would be Valve Co. going public
>>551052101valve is not a public company
>>551052194If i can recall it correctly valve was public-ish(other bad private investors) at some point.It was causing a huge problem in game development and to the company.So Gaben had to buy back the major or something.I could be wrong,read it somewhere long time ago.Campo santo hiring is still one of the worst decision made.
played old SF build since i see everyone going shit build Kaya for some reason they they lose .. im bringing back the old meta
>>551026467The average did go down holy shitare those september numbers TI number?the post TI 10 falloff has been ROUGH
>>551054736well yeah, because valve did literally NOTHING this whole year, they are giving us scraps with stupid ugly free sets, they worked 0 hours in dota 2 the entire 2025.
>>551007179the player numbers are most definitely padded with bots, anyone who has been playing the game for a long time could tell you that based purely of queue timesdying game is dying, what else is new
>>551026467>the data does not support this statement>posts data that supports the statementyou ok there?
I think I just had my most miserable dota game yet in my 2k hours of playtime.>Playing 4>Largo mid>Already not liking it but keep it to myself to not be a dick>The 3 (necrophos) feeds 2 kills 2 minutes in>Necro goes jungle, leaving me alone>Their cores get fed hard as expected>Our 1 (PA) spends like 90% of the game jungle>PA farms while enemy is taking our t3>PA only TPs in when half the team is dead>This shit goes on for 50 minutes because other team sucks just as much as us, only having decent picks
good morning dotards
>>551059408good morning princess
sometimes when i'm playing dota i randomly think about that one time bulba had 1k hero damage in a pro game
>>551060224that is magnus for you
>>551057810>dec 2025 up over 10k average than dec 2024>this is average viewership going down
>>551062218>cherry picking individual monthsokay statistardnow post the difference in average between the months we duplications ofoh yeah that's right, viewers are dropping over timeimagine being as dumb as you
>>551062389>nooo you cant just use the most current data that proves me wrong~!!!!
>>551062485>noooo you can't just point out trends over a longer period of time! you need to cherrypick individual data points!actual brainletnext time check yourself before you wreck yourself by posting stats that counter your own argument and make you look like a joke
>>551062582you are welcome to post your own data retard instead of pretending like it supports your viewpointbut you'd rather spew insults like a bully than argue in good faith
>>551062647the data you posted proves my factually correct statement that viewers are dropping over timeyou're just an actual fucking brainlet lmaoI'll even give you an excel graph showing you how fucking stupid you are that you failed basic statistics at school
>>551062764>the data you posted proves my factually correct statement that viewers are dropping over timeit really doesnt though since the line goes up>I'll even give you an excel graph showing you how fucking stupid you are that you failed basic statistics at schoolplease do, since that would require you to put effort in instead of just spamming nuh-uh
>>551062829please hold while I create a chart so you can kill yourself after being horrifically btfo by your own stupidity
>>551062913you argue in good faith?i doubt it
>>551062987now kill yourself
>>551063181>data from july 2024odd since that chart started in sept 2024
>>551063230>you argue in good faith?>i doubt itggez retardno re
>>551063230he also started has a 0 value in y when his lowest data point is above 40kwhat a shit graph
>>551063335>needed to goaded into arguing in good faith>admits thisso you were arguing in bad faith, as told
>>551063436already accepted your concession retardthanks for posting a data set that proves viewership is trending down over timeimagine btfoing yourself this badly lmaobetter luck next time kid
>>551063345if he didnt do that than the line wouldnt be as exaggerated
>>551063515>thanks for posting a data set that proves viewership is trending down over timethis is you moving the goalposts
>>551063603>>551026467>average viewership is going down whether it's tournaments or other content>the data does not support this statementthe data did indeed, support the statement that average viewership is going down
>>551063754>the data did indeed, support the statement that average viewership is going downnot at all since december 2025 is up over december 2024
>>551063791>>551063181the data did indeed, support the statement that average viewership is going down
>>551063834>average viewership is going down whether it's tournaments or other content>meanwhile december 2025 is up thanks for dream league>retard needed to move the goal posts to fit his narrativetyfyc
>>551063886>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherry_picking>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Averagethe data did indeed, support the statement that average viewership is going down
>>551063987>posts about the average>when his graph is about the trendits too bad the latest month doesnt agree when that anon's statementits not cherry picking since he said it didnt matter what was going onit certainly didnt say the trend was going down which is what you are arguing
>>551064136>cherrypicking continues>still does not change the ironclad fact that average viewership is decreasing over time regardless of whether its tournaments or other contentthe data did indeed, support the statement that average viewership is going down
>>551064295>>still does not change the ironclad fact that average viewership is decreasing over time regardless of whether its tournaments or other contentexcept average viewership is up dec 2025 from dec 2024why are you pretending otherwise
>>551064350he needs to move the goalposts by posting shit like this"is decreasing over time"
>>551064350>still more cherrypicking and ignoring ironclad factsline goes down over time = you are wrongfacts dont care about your feelings, continue to cope and seethe over losing an argument on the internetggez
>>551064479>line goes down over time = you are wrongyou made up that goalposti agree the viewership is trending down from the data you postedit doesnt change the fact that dec 2025 is up over dec 2024 and this statement as written is wrong"average viewership is going down whether it's tournaments or other content"
>>551064556>average viewershipnowhere in that statement does it say specifically dec viewershipit says "average viewership"you cherrypicking one month in a year and ignoring every other month is not representative of average viewershipgo back to school kid, done with you
>>551064818>nowhere in that statement does it say specifically dec viewershipbut it does state is doesnt matter what content is runningwhen it does matter since this month's content improved the numberit says "average viewership"which is the number im using, average viewership between to months>you cherrypicking one month in a year and ignoring every other month is not representative of average viewershipyou have to pick out one month to see how content affects the viewership>go back to school kid, done with youat least you stopped trying to push your trend narrativeive taught you something
>mfw dotards discuss statistics
>dumbass cherrypicking two datapoints out of a set of sixteen because he doesn't like that the result the full set givesThis level of mental inhibition is excellent representation of the overwhelming majority of the dumbfuck playerbase of this game. This truly is the favoured game of the slavtard menace. Bravo.
>>551066180>the number goes down>nooo it doesnt count when it goes up
Time is running out for you faggot dotards. Soon, AI will play Dota better than you ever can, and it will kill this game because there will be no anticheat software to detect if a thirdie is cheating by having AI play for him.Every game will be a complete stomp for whichever team has the most AI players.
>>551066307Yes that is called cherrypicking. It does not matter if it went up between two data points in a set of sixteen if the average across the set of sixteen is trending downwards.Especially when the original comment makes no allusion to specifically those two datapoints you are trying to cherrypick and refers to average viewership which is inclusive of all data points, not specifically and exclusively december data points.You are clearly of slavic descent, unfortunate. Your people will hopefully be genocided before the turn of the century.
>>551066517>mechanics based gamesi will stat check AI with huskar mid and laugh at it
>>551066517I'd just play custom games against AI all the time>set teammates to immortal ranked AI>set their personalities to be optimistic and encouraging anime cat girl waifus>They voice chat to me in cute anime girl voices and never criticize my horrible gameplay :D
>>551066823>Especially when the original comment makes no allusion to specifically those two datapoints you are trying to cherrypick and refers to average viewership which is inclusive of all data points, not specifically and exclusively december data points.the original comment references that nothing improves the average which is where my contention lies"whether it's tournaments or other content"dream league mattered
When the h*ck is tide getting nerfed?
>>551067586just dont pick melee chuddie
>>551066517AI can already play better than any human. We already saw OG get beaten by AI years before you started paying attention to the latest fad.
>>551068050og played with their hands tied behind their back with rules that favored the ai limitations
>>551068154
Do i buy lothar on furion? Or do i buy guinsoo?
>>551066517>practice against HuperAI fretbots>they're better than normal players>when i finally play against normal players it feels like im playing against bots
Can someone explain to me why the fuck is Tidehunter winning so much??? This is retarded.
>>551071852Tony got nerfed
>>551071852Tide's passive at lv 20 lets him fire off an Anchor Smash. No cooldowns, like his passive. So he's basically turned into a splashy Bristleback. He can also lifesteal off of it, which BB used to do but can't anymore because it was too strong.Most people just run into him like the Axe stove meme and kill themselves. Doesn't help that Break items are fucking expensive and usually not bought on carries, and carry players are not buying them enough.
>recalibrate>dominate 4 games>dominate 3 more games>some cuck core throws the game>another cuck core throws the game¨>pos 3 offlane slark leaves the game randomly, almost win anyway but throne 80 hp when they get their nigger shit back and my jugg loses his spaghettios>2 people just go fucking afk after laning phase>2 more dominated gamesgod i thats a fucking 640 mmr swing holy shit this is undeserved
>>551072675whoops image
>>551072675FUCK this fucking game
>Havent played in like 2 years>Back when I used to play had SF on my ban list constantly because fuck playing against that hero, either mid or just having it on enemy team its so unfun with him in the game getting to do everything>Decide to reinstall to see whats changed>Blink bkb aghs sf on enemy teamCrazy how this game has over 100 heroes but its still pudge sf juggernaut every other fucking game
>>551072521>Doesn't help that Break items are fucking expensiveHe's bulky enough that you really can't 100-0 him in 4 seconds or however long the break is. He has a few counters, abaddon with blademail will straight up delete him in the lategame. Anything that can stop regen, doom or ice blast.
>>551074076doom is a dead hero.pick if you wanna lose
Did they change the toggle orb effect key recently? Alt+skill key doesn't work anymore.
>wake up>no patch
>>551072759>some acc buying nigger isntapicks krobe mid>loses mid>starts afk farming with ulti at 10 minyeah thanks valve
>>551074931After some experimentation I found out my alt cast doesn't work if it's Alt+Q, but Alt+W or any other keys work normally.The fuck?
>>551034926you cant be this retarded to a point where you deny that they ruined spectre, clinkz, brewmaster and pango
2006 build
>>551076783im sure they messed some numbers in some reworks, but thats expected. those heroes will be buffedand then in like a month you will be bitching about spectre being broken with haunt
>>551069963guinsoo has better versatility but you might need break, but khanda has more up time on break with sprout.
>Try fun build>Its shit>Pick 2004 era right click carry, right click creeps, build bkb and damage items, A-Click enemy base>Its strongThe biggest flaw of this game always has been all the fun and whacky spells that the game features, and none of them being as effective as just going debuff immune and right clicking people.Genuinely wasted potential because otherwise the game might actually have a chance of being "fun"
hit the gym beat my meat time for some dawn games
>>551077139This set is peak mirana
We ded.
>>551079081Hit my gf its time to pick slark.
>new hero>42 percent winrate??
>>551039542trvke, pootards (ESPECIALLY the poo1 """purists"""") are the dumbest, blackest, most retarded niggers that barely pass the threshold for being considered a human being
>>551077915>and then *scenario you made up in our little peabrain*just shut the fuck up raped autist
>>551081853that's like the first time it happens, all heroes were broken on release
>>551083778kez had a shit win rate at release
>>551081853and macoh was saying frog was super broekn and needs a slight nerf
>>551084305nudota heroes are all dogshit that doesnt belong in the game thats why
>>551083778uhhh
>>551084504what is the next cope?
>>551084750theres a clear difference between straying 3% from 50 and actually being closer to 40%
>>551084750NTA but legion deserves to be a sub 50% wr hero.she should never be buffed, its a contaiment pick for retards and bad players.
>>551084921there is a clear difference between being broken at release and not able to break 50% win
>>551084958>NTA but legion deserves to be a sub 50% wr hero.that is nice, old dota heroes could be trash too with poor skill synergy
night stalker with a blink is top 3 stupidest thing in the game. they are gonna remove this free damage shit
>win teamfight with all team alive, but half health and 3 of their team alive>my team pings mid t3>it's against an alive magnus>ping t2 sidelane and go there as pos 5>they all go mid and die to rp skewer into tt4>they start a throwing streak and eventually lose the game>get flamed and automuted for telling them it was a horrible idea>lost 1k comm score for it>meanwhile my mid that WOULD NOT SHUT UP and typed more than played didn't get mutedis it simply a better solution to go with obviously retarded ideas than to do the right thing and be penalized for it? they wouldn't stop pinging me and shitting themselves for that play
venge getting a free refresher with aghs is retarded. thats supposed to be a phoenix thing and she runs some risk with it.but they will remove anything from the game before they remove this retarded aghs
>be void>troll last pick spectre when we already have core slots filled>treant in my lane trying to steal last hits from me for no reason>spectre with a 36 minute radiance and yasha gets hit by the abandon because they're just sitting in base like a cunt (not afk but sitting in base like a retard)>treant keeps dying solo running around in their jungle>WD refuses to every group up>WD is literally pushing a sidelane while were trying to take enemy ancient after I hard win some fights and almost causes us to lose>nyx is actually pretty cool and unlike the rest of the team isn't a fucking retard and actually works with me to essentially 2 v 5 the gameeven when I'm winning, I'm not having fun because I'm having to sweat my ass off to carry people who really don't deserve to win
>>551084750>buys stout shield>buys quelling blade>buys tango>skills up passiveyep it's jungle time
my game has had plenty of visual bugs today.it started when I found a game and all of a sudden black horizontal bands would flicker on my screen (only in game, when i tabbed out it was normal). then when i picked my hero the various cosmetics particles looked pixelly. restarted my game and it was fine. i hope its not my gpu dying or something
>all heroes were broken on release
>>551090959ringmaster was shit and it's still shit and worthless hero with no real reason to be in the game btw
>>550978394I watch Mason's stream and players seem worse than at my 3k MMR somehow. But that can't be right.
the harsh reality is that you are even worse than those players
i just ran some tests, luna vlads is pretty close to mom in terms of farming jungle, but much better for team fights. also, it generates mana instead of costing mana like mom, so it allows you to cast more spells and pick damage or ms as enchantments (instead of mana regen)thoughts?
>>551092196mom is better, does the same job cheaper
>>551092341vlads scales better and lets you use manta whenever, while mom kills your mana. you get that money back
>>551090959>ignoring all the pre-2013 DotA changesjust how new are you?
>>551092540okay gramps lets get you to bed
>>5510920306-7k immortal is accbuyer central. particularly since mason spends most of his time in low behavior pool. low immortal is just where people who have grinded for years end up but they don't actually have the IQ to get to 5 digit mmr, they're just better mechanically due to grinding. and they also get cocky since theyre immortal so they pick shit comfort heroes and play with more spite than lower ranks
I'm looking at the patch and all my favorite heroes were buffed, I think it's time for me to come back for realI just need 2 days to rest my arm
>>551092758most my faves got nerfed, even though they werent top tier.fuck valve
time to watch pure soul while you kids don't have memeesports to watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm4nh_D2ZRA
>>551002420If I don't like my team in turbo I immediately fortify structures after a tower is destroyed.
>>551097134this, but in a ranked game, if i have a bad mood
>>551090959is this bait or are you fucking mentally retarded? earth spirit had like a 28% winrate on release but was beyond broken
nothing pisses me off more than playing support for a braindead carrywatching multiple kill opportunities pass by because the brainrotted creepsmacker is too tunnel visioned to notice the pings and what is happening 5 inches from them and just their lack of awareness or game sense is fucking infuriating
>>551092030Pubs will be pubs. Only shitters think people magically stop being clowns once they get to high MMR.
So fucking tired of games where my 3 cores are less farmed than the other 3 even when winning lane and having good map control. Like what the fuck are they doing, how can the enemy cores farm more with less map access
>>551092540>hero had over a year to get tuned in allstars>still released in dota2 below 40% win rate>retards actually believe this is a new problem
>>551098516based cold reason prevailing against hotheaded gambler pushing for low EV plays
>>551099007>9 people with the same namewhat are the odds??
>>551092751Mason is 10k.
>>551099183cringe contrarian
>>551089012Some people cannot handle their dopamine for shit.
>>551099687this doesnt mean anything
>new Slacks K I N O>about Hoodwifeholy shit why nobody posted it?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHuzljg0P-c
>>551099892Yes, it does. No competitive game adds or subtracts dopamine like Dota 2 does.The frustration and helpless feeling of slowly losing, like slow bleeding a hog. The thrill of a successful hook.You will learn to emotionally self-regulate, or you will tilt, you will lose, you will flame, you will throw.
>>551100136this still doesnt mean anything
You get too many rares from the event and not enough uncommons. Even after crafting all the excess commons I'll be plenty uncs short.Rares on the other hand, I'm still lacking all necessary rares plus rares for voucher crafts, but it's close, so I'll 100% end up getting rares I don't need from matches while starving for uncommons.There needs to be a 1 rare -> 3 uncommons recipe.
>>551099463Fuck off, and let me hit creeps. Early kills are fucking worthless. Dumbass early aggressor just ruin their own lane AND mine.
>>551100461translation>I suck, have tunnel vision, no game sense
>>551100650>muh KDR>ruining creep aggro is "game sense"Shut the fuck up, and go stack the camps, shit-for-brains.
>>551100813translation>I still suck
>>551098516>>551099183>>551100461I had this match in like 2022 or maybe 2021>go offlane>4 picks a melee after my pick which is also melee>keeps running at enemy from level 1 for kill attempts that have a 0% chance of succeeding>bitches at me that I did the smart thing of hitting creeps>ended up flaming me all game which we lost>had his full name and city on his steam profileI've never been so tempted to look someone up and find a photo of their mother to shop into interracial pornography and send it to them. I didn't do it though, I had a hot dog and went to sleep.
>>551100880Higher MMR than you, shitcan.
>>551100969translation>I still suck, sorry for sucking
>>551101059translation>Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>551100283dopamine is the new meme youtuber viral shit, I've been bombarded with "manage your dopamine" videos lately despite clicking not interested in all of them
>>551091959>ringmaster was shitRingmaster was persistently above 55% after launch despite people in thread whining about how he was shit.Wanting to hate him doesn't mean you can forget history.
I love Hoodwink so much, bros.
>>551102318Same
hoodwink has leafyishere's chin lmao
>>551101703>new
>>551100904Pub teammates play like suicidal akbars when it's a tough lane but are totally passive when the enemy lane is free gold/exp. If you play pos4 you can get to 5k by just knowing when you should or should not be aggressive in lane.
>>551105149That's a big "just"
>bottom with zeus>get loads of kills in lane>leave lane once zeus is happy>repeatedly teleport gank, smoke gank, countergank mid and top>doesn't matter>both cores suck fat fucking ass>AM top and WR mid have a collectively fewer than 50 wins between them>AM afk jungles the entire game yet somehow only has a battlefury by minute 36>WR is similar>both have only two major items each by 50 minutes>can't do anything with the fights I keep winning early because the ones that can do damage to towers are clinically retarded and afk farming all game>slowly lose gameI hate this shit so much
I almost lose a game as earthshaker pos4 because i keep using fissure without really paying attention to my blink position because i thought i could walk through the fissure with shards, i did it like 4 times in that game because i kept forgetting about the changesWhy did they have to nerf my boy earthshaker?
Dota is ass i played like 2 games this month
Mistletoe tied around Enchantress' tail
i sure love losing mmr to tide. can't the devs just hotfix this shit already?>just buy break xDand if my carry doesn't want to buy break? You want me to buy silver edge on pugna?
It is said that none survived the battle at the Trembling Isle, save perhaps, the Admiral of the Claddish fleet. Man or phantom, Kunkka's presence on the battlefield is duly felt by all. Armed with the legendary Tidebringer, the Admiral strikes with a single blow at all who stand before him. A veteran of innumerable naval engagements, Kunkka times his skills with Planned Precision, predicting Tidal Waves and catching opponents in a rising Torrent, disrupting the battlefield with a Storm of Geysers, or summoning the ephemeral Ghostly Shipwreck to dash them upon the rocks. Should his aim prove true, he and his allies will have no trouble cleaning up whatever is left.
tideezy is fricking BROKEN!
>>551112131khanda on pugna is reasonable
>>551107394this was lost in the draft
>>551107394>clock pos3i euthanize
>>551112797actually it was lost on matchmaking because two people with less than 50 wins combined between them playing afk farm cores is never going to win
>>551114369You should get new Marcis or at least a less identifiable way of posting them
What is the appeal of marci? She's a plane jane 5/10 and can't even talk. Zero personalit.y
>>551115619Ponytail
>>551115619Being plane an cute is the appeal. She's just kinda normal in a world that is not normal.
dawnbreaker is the only hot character
>>551117085Yeah, Sun, hot, very clever
>>551117085WRONG.thats phoenix.
>pick carry heroes>smack creeps>kill bitches>push towers>win easily>pick support>carry is mentally handicapped>still useless even when spoonfedevery timealso the fucking servers are down
coordinator all fucky
steam 9/11
>>551118957yeah it just vanished the game I just won into thin airfucking shitcunts
the other team has silencer - warlock support duo, my team has techis - spirit breaker
>>551120452>enemy supports only teamfight, can't gank or go for picksEasy game for you
>>551120452>techies>didnt dodgeyour fault
https://stratz.com/players/307635820 what are these people made up of? 8k games, total dogshit, plays everyday, stuck in the trench
whats going on with tidehunter
>>551121767seeking revenge against kunkka
>>551121767We are in the timeline where Kunkka lost.
>>551121767If you don't buy break, you lose.
Christmas very soon
>ITS FOTM TALKS ABOUT SPECIFIC THING AGAINWOW TIDEHUNTER IS 51% STRONGER THAN THE OTHER TANKERS (BECAUSE OF ONE STUPID BULLSHIT PASSIVE AND THAT NO ONE KNOWS HOW DISENGAGE CUZ EVERY FIGHT IS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CHICKENS) MAN WHAT UNCOVERED HIDDEN META
>>551121053Brain on auto pilot and still queuing ranked.
can I queue or not
Hey guys masondota2 here, could you give me 1 tip to improve? thanks
>>551123393>TankersFuck off, Juan.
>>551121767Lol nigga is the most broken hero in the game its free mmr right nowif you dont have him on the ban list idk what to tell you
>>551123641just be yourself
>>551123641stop being racist with your fellow gamers
kunkka and his crew will have revenge on all tide spammers soon
Blow the man down
all of a sudden niggas know how to play tide some of you guys are nasty doing anything for easy mmr
>>551127115booba
>>551121767GoodBristle
>>551127115pov: you just died as tidehunter
>>551127146She walks my plank if you know what I mean
>>551127631Cute Deer
>play game>notice bounty hunter on our team is doing not a lot at all except die to enemies out of position>end 54 minute game>check his hero damage>3,500Would have traded him for a mega creep
>>551127685Pleonasm
which hero would have a photo with epstein
>>551127882Alchemist.
>>551127882Kotl
>>551127882mason
>>551127882for sure kotl
riko dead I guess, I thought we always got Christmas pictures, you know based on last year and none of the years before
>>551130049titty monsters
brew finally gets buffed hard and it doesn't even matter because he's useless against the 60% winrate fat nigger fish, thanks valve
>>551130690I owned a brewmaster in my first post patch tide game today >>551112175
>>551127116>not playing for MMRThere is no deleted post. I didn't pick the wrong image. Move along.
Clock 3 is underrated
>completely missed on map cosmeticsim screwed, arent i? valve aint gonna do another one of these ever again
>Kraken Shell grants Tidehunter permanent flat bonus damage block per enemy hero kill with the Anchor Smash debuff applied.Hold on, what is this reverse LC?
A deer isn't just for Christmas
>>551130049Fuck me spoke too soon
>>551138521booba
Topson
>>551137614ai sloppa
haven't played dota in like 8 years. muerta is a pretty cool hero
>>551139631>multiple neutral item stackingI miss it, that patch was peak clown dota
>>551136373You can just dl them there's a guide on steam>7.40 with many reworks>Thread stalledWe're so old guys. What were your favorite moments?3. Ohh! Cancels DENDI'S TP!!2. "Fuck them. We just go back in there, and fuck them." Triumph of the will over inferior humans 1. WINGS. better than everyone else and more creative and flexible at the same time. On top of that, they all stood up and said, I would rather be cut down than be your slave. True heroes and the highest point the game ever reached. Watching them was like poetry of Dota.
>>551136930It sounds good but krill eater is better because of the spell radius honestly
>>551140839Depends on the game 0k.
can the guy on europe west who keeps declining the match, in unranked queue, every time it pops... stop? you wont find an another lobby, its just us 10 dotards online
>>551140649>favorite momentsThe clutches I've had with my friends. I don't watch troon E-sports.
>>551141465You can't steam in maldovaLol that one guy is gone, the Irish discord PSG hater guy, 4chan is blocked for him now lolololol
my favorite moments are still to come because I am a forward looking person
>psg is having another schizo episodeI hope he gets good soon.
Out of everything they couldve nerfed shared tangos is the most retarded one. That's the point of having a support, so he can share regen with you. Such a retarded change. Why not nerf outgoing heal as a whole then, or change the map to have 5 lanes so everyone can 1v1
>>551138521what's this image quality retard?
once my arm recovers I'll journal my come back and grind to immortal from whatever this account calibrates at, probably 3k mmr
>>551142887What happen ur arm anone
>>551142980carpal tunnel, from playing poe too much, it needs a few days of rest
>>551143096>playing poeWhy would you do this to yourself?
>>551143096Ok anon I am going to be straight with you You likely need months of rest or are risking permanent impairment. Once the sheathes get scarred they can't become smooth again. Also are you obese? It's obesity related due to fat literally pressing on the tunnelPoe isn't much of a video game, it's just slot machine crap, I suggest going back and playing Diablo 1 and 2 very deliberately, preferably with a mate.
>>551143515I am of normal weight>>551143453poe is a great game, there are very few good games out there nowadays, dota 2 and poe are both gems
>>551143676It's not really a game, their objective is to make you waste your life in it so you might buy some gem or whatever. Effectively the company is trading the prime years of your life for a chance at a pittance Some of you guys will probably never enter the real world and suicide at like 33. It's hard out there
Also>Iq based captcha>A bunch of people like thread bully seem to be gone LolI won in the end. Now I can tell you about God's love. Have you heard the good news, dotards?
>friends playing together, see them in discord>message them - hey guys, down to play? >nah sorry man we're just gonna do one game:( feels cold
>>551143676American normal weight??
>>551143453mazed
I know I'm in the shitter bracket, but MAN I wish everyone and anyone who picks WD would fuck right the fuck off.>Play like a retard>Die>Get paid for it anyway
STOP PICK THAT DOGSHIT FROG HERO FFS
Why is DK never allowed to be good? All of skills are such travesties
have they nerfed tide?
Lost 150 MMR until I realized that it's winter break and there will be weekendtards in every game until the new year. Fuck me.