Previous: >>550967021>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* [Alt], Gold City 3* [Alt], Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan SSR, Narita Brian SSR, Kitasan Black SSR, El Condor Pasa SSR12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* [Cinderella Grey] Inari One (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstA storyhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
No more horsimg aroumd!
Comfy sunday
>no Suzuka>no OG MaruCan someone please comfort me?I think I'm just dead for Scorpio.
>>550990290i wanted to make a dicta striker thread this time. ill make a ryan thread tomorrow
>>550990431Taiki is better tbdesu
>marked
>>550990431I'm running both and sometimes lose to creative solutions like pace chaser wmaya (brilliant idea because of how her unique works) and pace chaser agnes digital
Scorpio room 54327247show me why my staminalet powerlet gutslet skillslet taiki does not have enough
is 900 stam + 500 guts without a recovery enough for bignig?
VERY based thread!
Please post your big nige Suzukas so I can get an idea of how I'm supposed to build her for Scorpio
What's a good deck for making an all-rounder uma?
POINT CHECK
Why do they force Rudolf's seiyuu to speak english in CinGrey?
>>550990640I've had decent success with MLB Kita, MLB Biko, MLB Rice, MLB Fine, MLB Riko, and borrow MLB Nature
>>550990403
>>5509906831m, I'm done
My kooky Groundwork Gold Ship keeps going 50-50 with my real aces.
>>550990565>wmayaA what?
>>550990459>>550990692
>love this game>love my club>love this general>every anon here is handsome and wicked smartIt’s really quite shrimple.
Sex with Verxina
ill be going to japan this july. luckily oi dirt has some op races during the time im in tokyo, ill be able to see the real twinkle series
>>550990914Don't forget to grab some uma merch from the big otaku stores before you go home
>never won a cup or even reach the finalsUma for this feel?
>>550990683I'm taking it easy this time
>>550990683I was at 400k around 30 hours ago and then my brain said, what if we play uma musume for 18 hours straight
>>550990884>wicked smartconsidering 2 of us decided it was a good idea to fuck an actual horse not all of us are that smart
>>550991035sounds of earth
>>550990870SiL cute
>>550991019Machitan Love
Well look who decided to show up...
>>550990884>every anon here is handsome and wicked smartEspecially the Tachyon posters.
>>550991019Mambo double headbutt?
>>550990870
>>550990683Never ending parent runs
>>550990363I like to save all the random horse reaction images that get posted here
Asking here because the /a/ thread is dead. Anyone know if the youtube subs for Cinderella Gray are available for download anywhere? Hate mistranslations like Supercar -> Hot Rod and intentionally cucking Merry Christmas -> Happy Holidays that all the other subs have.
>>550990594pwease bwos... 6/9...
>Oguri nendo get a rereleasegreatnow restock figma Golshi please
Do you think global will ever get exclusive content like an uma that releases on both JP and Global at the same time ignoring the whole timeline thing? I was hoping so, but seeing how we're still in "fall" with no christmas theme at all yet, I'm losing confidence.God, it's gonna be insulting if they change the homescreen to christmas mid-january
>Decide to gamble on Riko date>fail>get the best inheritance event imaginable right afterI never learn..........
>>550991254Just download the Youtube video
>>550990683857K I am mega slacking
>>550991154nyes, after a rebound
>>550991254You're telling me the official anime subs have Christmas but the game got HH'd?
>>550991254just go on nyaa like a normal human being
>>550991254just learn Japanese my dude
Majsoul Friends Room 34637(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34637
>>550990860Wedding Mayano. Her unique gives you accel if passing from 6th and below on the final corner
>>550991439Is her nose ok?
yOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED
>>550991234I noticed that.
>>550991521
>>550991698Give Dober her ears back.
>>550991578why is /uma/ playing jong now
>>550991319Figma balls
>>550990475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kic2AUxwvy4look at golshi's dad go
>>550991324Cute and sexy Bouquet…
>>550991254GOBACKFAGGOT>>>/a/284652974
>>550991683
>>550991773We are all old men
>>550990628The ones with maestro need it to finish the race
>>550991804Threesome with Stego and Drejya
>>550991790very true fellow ryanbro
WE NEED SOME SUNDAY ENERGY, AND MAKE IT MARVELOUS
>>550990594Should have taken angling...
Just lost a 1% training, AMA
LUNA BROS
MY FUARKING EMPEROR ONCE AGAIN
Based kaicho
>>550992063how did it feel
>check the club list rentry out of curiosity>HonseFun is A nowBased. I knew that soulful recruitment image boded well for them.Also>B tier exploded into B+About time. I was wondering how many extremely casual anons we had that it was such a big rank at all.
>>550992063You monster. I spit on you.S
>>550991521The Youtube subs seem to be the only ones that are right. The "official" ones like Amazon or where else its streaming use Hot Rod, Happy Holidays, etc.>>550991524The Nyaa subs are the ones I'm complaining about. They are the cucked ones. They all use the same subs which are the default mistranslated ones. The Youtube uploads seem to be the only accurate ones but unfortunately episodes 4-21 have been delisted already
>>550991957is maestro good this cm? I see it proc immediately at the start, that's why I ask
Brian wife
>>550992314>The Nyaa subs are the ones I'm complaining about. They are the cucked ones. They all use the same subs which are the default mistranslated ones. The Youtube uploads seem to be the only accurate ones but unfortunately episodes 4-21 have been delisted alreadyjust get the ones with NF in the title, not amazon, retard
>>550992314>Every single official sub uses non-christmas shitSooo the game is going to get jewed, got it>B-b-b-ut the YT subsUnofficial shit from what I care
>>550992263
>>550992337I have never seen it proc at the start, ever.
>>550991126>reddit tachyon
ITS UMA'S YEAR
>>550992337nigga are you confusing maestro for bofa
>>550992421>1919x1079You subhuman degen need to die already
>>550992337swinging always procs on the first corner this CM however it is still useful because the HP loss until the corner is higher than the recovery so it isn't wastedyou can check it on umalator
just say happy holidays don't be an antisemtic chud
>>550992263To the finals!
>>550992663Nobody cares about those off-topic reddit shit
>>550992694i click and drag when i print screen rather than capturing the whole screen because i have multiple monitors :), so it makes the pixels all wonkyunless you're saying 1080p is anything less than the gold standard still, in which case kill yourself
WE'RE IN THE DIVEGRASS FINALS BROSNO MATTER WHAT I'M PROUD OF YOU ALL
gonna miss the finals so good luck bwos
>>550992407>I won't hand over the landladyGIMME THE FUCKING HAG>Brian acting hyper cuteaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>550992407Brian would say this
hai Supa Kuriiki desu yo.
>>550992583>tumblr cafe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
>>550992832why the fuck are you printscreening a video? just screenshot with your playerdon't tell me you're watching it from your browser, even then you can select region and screenshot the video
>>550992263>/uma/ made it to the final matchThis truly is a marvelous sunday
>>550992663Does this mean gibs?
>>550991324My future rapist
I've got TWO WHOLE 3* POWER PARENTS but my best Stam parent only got a 2* SparkDo I try to chase a 9* Power or focus on getting Stamina Sparks?
>>550993110I've got your gibs right here *unzips*
>>550992879That's our Mambo!
YOU WILL SAY HAPPY HOLIDAY AND YOU WILL FUCKING LIKE IT INCEL CHUD!>>550992918my cute CF!
>>550993110Your gacha luck will increase for the day
cygames gave 15000 carats for the last year of the Horse
>>550993238no takebacks *sucks*
>>550992430The youtube subs are official, retard. You think CyGames is just letting whoever upload full episodes? Why are you supporting the censoring of things you supposedly like.
>>550992981Would kiss her on the lips.
>>550992430>going to get jewedit's already jewed, have you not read a single piece of text ingame?
>>550992832>not print screening from within the video player>or not letting the snipping tool screenshot a window
Wow, they are really are going all out with making Stego a Kino clone huh. She even asks you to go on a journey with her
>>550992918She is so freaking cute bros. Why does she have to be so far away?
the tokyo course is so shit... give me kyoto back
>>550993663>> /umaJP/
>>550993689cygames should accelerate faster
>>550991328Next story event is the Christmas event, surely they will change it to Holiday themed, even if it is after Christmas is over.
TARGET IN SIGHT
>>550993663who's kino?
I got 2LB Kitasan in ~220 rolls (incl. pity).I'm sitting on 45k carats. Should I just spend my ticket and crystal to MLB or go the distance again?
Stay Gold is FLAT.
>>550990884>wicked smarti see you fellow new england umadacchi
Uhhh guys?Wasn't Dia a dyke with Kitasan?
>>550993864why didn't they accelerate sooner so they got on pace with the calendar fasterevery other holiday doesn't matter compared to christmas and they butcher the fucking timing
>>550993989I'd use the ticket and crystal and use the carats for holidays Oguri.You must have a strong SR game after those rolls, right? If you still don't have sweep tosho+halo+any good wit card MLB I may recommend rolling until 1 more copy and save the crystal, because there is no other good banner for months and a crippled SR deck will hurt you more.
Just had a run without a single Mood Down event. The Sparks still sucked but…wow. That was powerful. Creek must be telling me something. Maybe I don’t need to run Riko.
>>550993814I'm still convinced they will release Forever Young at the same time on all servers and just not have her evolved skills in global.
>>550993969https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kino%27s_JourneyIt's a good read and the original adaptation is a fun watch. Old /a/ really loved it.
>>550993989ticket and crystal is better if you wanna pull for umasthey're both valuable but it's not worth gambling to keep them if there's a good chance you won't get MLB even after you spend the 45k
30 days
>>550994101In traditional Japanese yuri literature, the presence of deep relationships between school-aged girls did not conflict with their later traditional marriage with men as they grew older.
>>550992746what holiday is supposed to be happy? tell me that, first
>>550994228Oh that one, I thought you were talking about some uma lol
wtf I thought Suzuka's career was autopilot mode. Why is she jobbing all these races now??
>>550993969Kind Notion
>>550993689>>550994046Starting to save 120,000k carats now for 2028 when I need to pull Dantsu Flame, Buena Vista, CinGray Oguri, and Stay Gold all back to back.
>>550994329im too lazy to verify this, but hot
>>550994328
>>550994328remember that umamusume pretty derby is a visual novel
>>550993989How's your SR speed deck? If you have mlb sweepy/halo/flash, then dump your upgrade mats on Kita and don't pull anymore. But if your SR deck is shit, doing another spark on Kita's banner is well worth it.
>>550994392you might be getting wit checked or guts checked by competing fronts.
>>550994217My latest Rudolf run had 6 mood downs before first summer. So much fun.
>>550994329in laymen's terms, Japanese people don't believe that lesbians are real
aaaaah Mr. CB when do we get her she was in the episode
>>550994206>>550994261IIRC I have most of the initial set of SR cards at MLB now including the ones you mentioned. I haven't spent much on uma banners at all. Maybe a grand total of sixty rolls; I have been sitting on my newbie pick ticket for months now. I am looking forward to the mega banner in a few months and may double spark it.
He's literally me.God, I can't wait to pull Sweepy (but not pull out).
>>550993989Depends how your support cards are looking and what's coming up that you want to pull on. You could probably hit another pity and still just about have enough to spark Christmas Oguri, for example.Do you have most of the SRs at MLB now, could you use the ticket and/or crystal to get Finemo/SC to 3LB/MLB
>>550994797based familiar anon
>>550994691Tazuna + Riko every run
>>550994228Machan is KeyStill is Saya and horror erogesBuena is galgeStego is KinoI wonder what early 2000s media will they adapt next?
>>550994725She's the 2nd anniversary banner. Current pace puts her around nov-december next year.
>>550994459just be lucky
Cygames has already mixed things up by releasing anni patches at half anni. Imagine the rage when it comes out that they've decided not to run the all uma banner,
>>550994392Front running in career is garbage until you get Early Lead/Taking the Lead.Most of the non-npc front runner opponents have it and you don't, giving them a huge advantage
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Thoughts?
>>550994725The JRA ad featuring Mr CB makes him sound cool as fuck.
>>550995131Nope
Where can I watch live JRA races? I want to watch the Arima Kinen next week.
>>550994924>skipping contentThis wont happen. They love global.>on track to have the most gibs out of every server the more time goes onThe only question at this point is wether they will do something to change MANT for casuals or not
>>550995131What would being bitten by Air Shakur be like?
>>550995307My money's on releasing the throne early.
>>550995048Wow holiday presents under the holiday tree
>>550995297Some anon here will drop a stream link about an hour from the races
>>550994924Why would they not run a banner that is guaranteed to print money? There's literally no reason to change it.
>>550995458SEX SEX SEX
>>550995297There’s always an anon or two that makes announcements for the upcoming races usually with the stream link
why are all oi racers like this
>>550994219If they really wanted to do it, they would have done it with anime Oguri
>>550995384What's the throne?
>>550995634Best MANT card.Released 1 week before MANT ended lol.
>>550995634essential card
>>550995634scam banner
>>550995213CB gold overshadowed by Rudolf one upping his achievement right next year and CB never beating Rudolf. But CB is far more exciting to watch with insane end closer antics and defying expectations of what's supposed to be possible (passing the whole pack from the back, accelerating at an uphill).
i just woke up, what's the cm7 test room status?my club is doomposting already
>>550994924The only thing they're going to do is surprise us with hyper accelerated balance patches. Expect evolved skills way sooner than we should get them. I'm hoping for a Christmas Oguri game balance surprise update personally, but they're probably rolling it out alongside MANT instead.The game lives and dies by its banner schedule, there's zero chance they'd ever remove one or fuck with the rollout too much.
stay gold is shit
>>550995880nig bige Suzuka is stupidly overpowered to make up for the fact she died on this track IRL
>>550995772>>550995791I can see why that would make people mad
>>550995880It's rng hell with a lot of viable umas. Suzuka is really strong if she goes solo. I've seen a lot of Taikis and Marus (normal as front or pace, summer as front) win. Some gutsmaxxed S rank Tachyons seem insane and then there's the occasional late surger and Oguri antics if they hit NSM.
>>550996010what the fuck do i do if i dont have suzukai just opened youtube and this is the first thumbnail i seeare we fucked?
>>550995772Why is it not good in the scenario after mant?
>>550995880come join me for a race 98637486
Whoa! Curren came back to school! Where has she been?
>>550994595 >>550994993Dammit I forgot fronts had to deal with all that crap. I almost exclusively run late gamblers but I am trying to expand my repertoire so Palmer doesn't catch me with my pants down (in a bad way). Thanks for the advice.
>>550996306Fucking Dasca's trainer
does runaway suzuka really dodge debuffs? even if you have savvy?
>>550996163please understand that all meta talk is specifically whale meta, this is all high elo meta for accounts that can get 80%+ WRmost of your opponents won't even reach the level of most umas posted here so you can definitely still win with any half-good assortmentif you don't understand meta there's a big chance you're not the target audience for it
>>550996497You can only dodge all-seeing eyes since it's cone aoe and late surger NN is never reaching a runaway with it. Stamina debuffs don't do shit, dominator+velocity debuffs are legit.
>>550992862HOLY SHIT WE ARE
>>550996432I love her so fucking much...
goldship dominated cm1why is she bad now?
>>550992862we did nothing tho, the AI plays the game for everyone
But will we get gibs for winning divegrass?
this is gay
>>550996768she's a creep I mean power creep
>>550996497If she has enough speed and power and doesn't get hit with an early proc. Yes, she can* dodge debuffs.*its very hard to achieve and its unreliable, but if you're lucky its very good.
>>550996339oh my goodness
>>550996864It's true to real life though.>>550996768Goldshi is still an absurdly broken uma but it's all track dependant. End closers are awful in this one.
>>550992862gaslight dancer is kinda the goat fr no cap
>>550996758
>>550997138Gib Norn wife pls
>>550997059why are you typing like this
>>550996339>cucks putting the armchair in the way
Where is Rudolf? I want the 3 hags together...
>>550995384>My money's on releasing the throne early.How do you think they would they do that though, as it's own banner or merge it with the Top Road banner?
>>550996339CHIYONO O
Good night friends!!!!
>>550996768People figured out how to play the game, fronts are viable so its not pace and end meta only, better availability of support cards and skills. This was considered a really good Goldshi for CM1 - so good, in fact, that I ran out of skills to buy and could afford to take Spurt even though it was useless. But this would be considered a lowroll in today's environment given how few skills she knows.We've truly come a long way since then.
>yeppers good skin is 2 years awaynyo...............
>>550997238my cute boy wife
>>550995608>on this 5
final against /1999/
>>550997651Good night
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>550997395My CM cope...
gn
Bwos I haven't run a new uma career in months...
>>550997238I think it's sexier with the armchair. You can imagine she's more naked than she actually is.
>>550998154Rest well
>>550997683Why the hell does her tail look so off center here. It’s bothersome
>>550998339My penis points to the right instead of straight when erect. Maybe it's kinda like that.
Your oshi is an ugly tranny
>>550998425are you rightwing? Mine curves left and I'm a leftist
>>550996768we have better cards, higher LB, better umas, better inherited skills, better parents, stronger scenario, new mechanics and so we stray away from the easiest build ever, and move to more complicated stuff
>>550997941You cursed me with that post
>>550997651Umasumi!
>>550998576I'm not a witch but I fence with my left hand to keep my right hand free for my gun
>>550998696TAMAMO LOOK AWAY
>>550998339I assume her pose is meant to be similar to pic related.
Chrismas Oguri for Christmas, please?
I get better and better uma but at the end of the day in CM it's always 50% winrate
>>550997172Kissing the top of prez's head! Telling her she's a good uma! Rooting for her in races!
>>550996484that's a cool ass mask
>>550998696
>>550998828the thing is, everyone is getting better as well
>>550998968Thank God irl middle schoolers don't look like that
>>550993018She looks cute! I'd gladly drink eggnog with her whilst listening to Wham last Christmas.
>>550990565Runaway or normal? I'm thinking of running her but can't decide between blocker or ace. Runaway seems super unreliable as another one just results in double K.O.
>>550990683300k going as hard as I canThinking about limit breaking Super Creek with the crystals since her friendship takes too long to boost
>>550999046
>>550999046i want to fuck thsi mother
danchou, won't be doing fan runs today and tomorrow, military friends are here for a short time
is OG maru actually better than summer maru for scorpio or is that a gaslight?
My wife
>>550991957How the hell does 900 or less stamina runaway not die? Tested it with other runaways?
>>550990683Haven't watched the story yet
>>550999247You use what you have. Redshift on Maru is strong but S.Maru was made to kill fronts.
>>550999414I always keep putting off watching the story until the last day.
>>550990278It's just me Oguri's campaign really really lackluster in comparison to most girls? There is no drama, the plot starts weird, and Ogurin is just there, feels pretty barebones and lame in comparison to Cinderella or even other campaigns, like El, Tachy and Symboli
>>550990754It truly is a Marvelous Sunday.
I don't like Inari One... is she the protagonist of season 3
>>550999407You've been gaslit. This can win rooms just fine, high wit reduces stamina usage on downhill as well. And no amount of stamina will save a runaway if there's multiple, spot struggle is like 4x stamina usage. Suzuka can only win if she's the sole runaway but she blocks fronts just fine even if there's multiple.
Bros, I don't really want to play anymore. What's the point, what's the end game, why should I persist? I think about all the bullshit cards have to get fucked in the ass by rng for later and I just lose all motivation.
>>550997663>People figured out how to play the game, fronts are viablewhat this means is that sloptubers saw clips of frontrunners then decided to push the information to the sloptuber watching masses>>550996768>goldship dominated cm1>why is she bad now?The gap between fronts and everyone else is insane
>>550999671Yes
>>550999671Anon, Oguri is the protagonist. Next season will focus on Inari, Creek and Bamboo Memory as the main competition.
>>550999759wtf I came here to watch Cinderella Gray not Midget Brown
>>550996416Does anyone have the webm? The archive is down and all I can find are shitty gifs
>>550999734A casualty of the gaslighting wars.
>>550999746I mean front runners have gotten the most tools since the start. You're forgetting how impossibly bad they were without Seiun Sky unique and now they have more reliable groundwork access, taking the lead etc.
I don't understand the glaze wit fine motion gets. Now that I can borrow her I haven't seen her give rainbows until mid senior year EARLIEST. Am I just doing it wrong?
>>550999527Gacha Ogurin just wants to run and make her boonie hometown proud.
>>551000074/uma/ loves roamers
>>551000074The point of the card is that she has high TE and it makes other training types better.Wit rainbows don't matter as much you're not sending your uma to college.
How do I build a debuffer that targets front runners for this cm? please spoonfeed me, going to run oguri+taiki/maru and a debuffer.
>>550999734Pull for umas you like and play them
>>551000074works on my machine
>>551000074>>551000185She has low starting friendship so you have to place a bit more emphasis on getting it up early so you get those energy efficient wit rainbows going.
>>550997663>We've truly come a long way since then.Add NSM, a skill every uma gets, and this Golshi wins CM6 too
>>551000194any questions?
>>551000406Ikuno... Dictus?
>>551000320the fronts also get NSM
>>551000174>>551000185But I already have MLB SR Dober for the roaming TE niche. I know FM has higher energy recovery but she's not on wit enough to make use of it.
Mambo
>>551000406No, thanks, will look into it myself for now.
>>551000495her last event gives frenzied front, easiest Suzuka killswitch ever
>>551000185>you're not sending your uma to collegeWait, what have I been paying for all these years?
>>550992746Oguri wouldn't say that
>>551000540
>>551000536SR Dober does the same TR as Fine Motion, yes.But FM has Speciality Priority so she's more oriented to be on WIT than SR. And when she's there, you recover more energy and get more WIT points.You can highroll a high WIT build with Dober, but FM is more consistent than her.
>>551000580That's a waste of skill points, good Suzukas are running 700+ wit. They almost never get rushed and if they do they die anyway even without the debuff since rushed runaway burns stamina like mad.
>>551000580Do ooniges always get rushed?
>>551000816Mambochou must be ousted if we're to survive
Which Maru do I build for this cm? Summer or Regular? Whichever makes me harder?
>>550990278
doto for scorpiopace or late?
>>551000041And the general consensus so far was that fronts are impossible to build unless you have $3000 decks along with 18 groundwork sparks which were supposedly very tedious to get -despite us getting 2 welfare cards for frontrunners + a buffed smart falcon- because sloptubers are retarded niggers that are unironically 2 months behind the meta but have an army of underaged (and overaged + bald) orbiters.Anyone could've built top tier fronts for last CM and all the impoverished front users ended up doing was running suboptimal summer marus with a gold restless that didn't do shit.
this neiggha walkin around in pajamas?
It was another one of those runs where rainbows just refused to appear when I really needed them...
>>551000891>Whichever makes me harderThat's a pointless question since you can toggle summer costume on regular Maru if you want.
What do you want to get from Creek Santa, /uma/?
>>551000717With Maruzensky? Let's see>gasoline for her car>maintenance for the car>new wheels>paint job>the rims>Decals>etc>>551000891Whichever makes you harder
>>551000967Enough fronts running around that pace is probably fine.
>>551000320>>551000497TF is NSM? Didn't knew Uma had national socialist movements now..
>>551000041>>551000972You still need to parent farm for groundworks. Opening up a card slot is big.
>>551001038
>>551000972>Anyone could've built top tier fronts for last CMEven the best whale front was garbage. A 3000m long with perfect straightaway spurt placement is so end closer favored it's not even funny. >>551000967Pace but she's very gambly, the bit of final corner that extends to late race is very short and she has to pass someone during it to trigger her unique. My (less than stellar) Doto triggered unique maybe once every 6 rooms.
>>551000320Nah, she has no midrace. I tried reusing her for Leo Cup and she got absolutely massacred.
>>551000907dog drinking its owner (mine) cumboy drinking his bfs (me) cum
>>551000891Summer if you want to fight for A&S, Regular if you want to try the overtake strat
Falco's shiny thigh.... Cute!!!!
why does it feel like jordan has a thing for her trainer? just that she's too dumb to realize it
>>551001513you can say the same for 98% of all Umas
>>551001513every uma has a thing for their trainer, blackhole-kun.
>>551001513Its one of those situations where instead of the trainer thinking they arent good enough for their umaThe uma thinks they arent good enough for their trainer
>>551001513Is yeppers behind the raffle?
>>551001059>>551000717Her car alone cost more more than any coach earn nowadays
The final match of VGL25 starts in a few. It's us versus /1999/ fighting for the star! Get here and cheer for the team! https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>551001513oops, wrong image
when is the next uma divegrass?Also, who runs the team? Is it just /jp/ uma?
>>551001770cam on tracenscore some fackin goals
>>551000996what a scrungly horse
>>551001770doto hungers blood
Is Maruzenky ever shown driving her car in the manga or anime?
>>551001770
>>551001770is doto intentionally coded to be murderous
CM? Team Trials? Why bother to be the top nigger when whales gonna whale anyway? Tryharding a pvp in a gacha game is asking to be a clown. Just build the Uma you want and have fun, stop being a meta nigger
>>551000967end
Sorry danchou...can't do anymore runs today...I have the shits
>>551001850NOWBATTLE FOR FIRST
>>551001770we're gonna make it sisters
>>551002023that's why I like being in group B, no tryhards, just pure running
>>551002023Dude, people trying stuff out in the test rooms are ofc going to have all the tough shit, in the real rooms you run into casuals that you beat without much problem, the only thing important is just luckshitting in the finals
>>551002023The gap between f2p and whales is pretty small now because everyone has the MLB Kitasan whale engine. With her and Riko in any capacity you have the core of any whale deck and can fill up your other slots with relevant MLB SRs and still be competitive.
For how important white skills are it's baffling that there are absolutely no filtering options for them.
>>551002023I will build the uma I want AND win.
brick?i was 3 sp away from wet conditions...
pick my poison for me:>borrow MLB falco, use MBL R riko>borrow MLB riko, use 0lb falco
Which uma haven't you run a career with yet?
>>551002295why did you buy firm conditions then
>>551001969You literally see her and Spe sitting in her car in one of her 1koma's
>Won ONE (1) race overseas after changing your horse's name>Somehow this makes them worthy of having a unique Legend-Changer commentary Okay why does everyone jerk off this jobber and his bloodline?
>Both Suzukas killed each other
>>551001770It will be a clean sweep for /uma/
Here's to a good divegrass match!
>>551000876
>>551002465there was nothing else to buy i swear...
Bros I am nervous
FAT HAG
>>551002517I pretty much never encounter rooms or even team trials that don't have Suzuka on at least two sides. I think she could honestly be a trap. They ALWAYS murder each other or at least hurt each other enough that they cant win.
>>551002709About what?
>>551001770Paying for the 8250 carats if we win
>>551002650GL
the oonige meta makes me sort of miss golshi meta
>>550997172I need her!
>>551002079HOLY SHIIIIIT lets fuck them up
>>551002827
>>551002827mambo...
>Pick 3 girls you like>get distance S, acceptable stats>mid race velocity, late race accel>get to graded A finals>accept resultsIt's really that simple
>>551002772>>551002517That's the point anonsif she's alone shes VERY close to being unbeatable outside of maruzensky/a pace who had god-tier positioning and even then it's 80% in her favorBUT if there's more than one they become useless, kinda why her design is fucking awful
>>551002497Stay Gold? First JP born and trained horse to win overseas G1. A massive number of G1 winning horses sired.
>thought my mlb kitasan would stop getting picked after the rerun>getting more fp than everhuh?
>>551001770>no gaslight dancerit's over...
>>551001770LET'S GO ULALA
>>551001770Let's go!
>>551001770GETIN GETIN
>>551002772>Since so many people are bringing Suzuka I shouldn't bring my own and just hand them the win
>>551001770BRING IT HOME /UMA/
>>551002654Danchou I know you're awake can you please enforce the rules I am begging you
>>551002827Blood has been running down my nose for a while now and it's very dark...
>>551002984I have yet to have a room where my Suzuka was uncontested by a mirror so I haven't really seen what it looks like. You say it's 80% in her favor but is it actually that high?
>>551003020guess time to put mine back on, I put super creek on and nobody picks it
>>551000717
qrd on aniki?
>>551002459Teio spooped me on Buono's banner and I still haven't run her.
>>551002951Actually they're doing great, score went up despite a certain person acting like the club's about to implode
keiba and top loaf are slotted, we are winning this easily
How are people building festival Rudolph this CM? I've been trying power sparks, 3 speed (inc Biko), 1 wit, and bouncing between Riko+stam or 2 stam, but always end up short on speed and stam (picrel is my first and best run). Which means I could get there with a highroll but I would hate to be barking up a shit tree.
>>551003381mambo was rank 400 last month and right now it's 776
Ei Ei Mun
>>551003534anon the 400 days were a lot longer than a month ago lmao
>>551003279I'd say solo Suzuka is frighteningly consistent. A well built one can be beaten but the margins are very small. So if your paces/lates fumble a bit they will lose. I think Taiki (or normal Maru) is the best Solo Suzuka counter thanks to having that perfectly placed guaranteed accel. Other umas have to more or less gamble with their accels to have a shot.
>>551003320Boomerass...
I actaully thought these divegrass games had human players. Kinda lame that's it's all rng.
>>551003381Rank has been getting worse month-by-month anon...
anyone got a nice compilation of Biwa singing
>>551003534Anon…
>>551001770Let's go Mambo! Bring em home!That shit stream doesn't work for me so I'll wait for the clips
>>551001770When did Donna join /bag/?
I can't wait to scout this hobo
>>550994329that's because they were based
>>551003534mambo never was rank 400 wtf
>>551003279go back like 4 threads, someone was posing a ton of practice room results with one
What the fuck is /1999/?
>>551001770CAMON HONSES
>>551002459I tend to hyperfixate on an uma each time I play their career
this is a STRAIGHT thread for ULTRA STRAIGHT males and females(trannies), not homosexuals
>>551004009
>>551003426I'm forcing her to be front, I think pace should work as well tho
>>551002276yeah just spend 8,000 bucks to get both taiki and suzuka off banner, def not whale CM
>>551003665It keeps coming back.
>>551004115
ULALA NOOO
>>551002459For me, it's
>>551004213
for me its the sweepy stakes
every uma using the same clothes EXCEPT MamboRudolf is using it underneath the tree
>>551004130Not even whales are pulling trying to get off-banner umas. And you can make other umas work.
>>551001770uma soccer spinoff when
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF GASLIGHT DANCER WAS THERE
Rudolf choked....
>>551003279>>551004007If you would please consult The Suzuka Collage™https://files.catbox.moe/sunkgl.jpgI have an S medium Taiki now so it would probably be even more skewed, but there it is
nyoo...
It was perfect...
it's so fucking over
>>551004313hot
>>55100452880% of this image is useless and you were already told thatwe already know 2 suzukas together choke
No NTRNo winAlso how long are the games usually?
>>551003919they way she meets trainer is goofy
>>551004313what a slutpost the oguri version of this pic
post the rudolf christmas tree cosplay
fuck off and die, yurinigger
getyourownthreadyouspammingfaggot>noooo let us have fun the thread is slow anyway adayadai dont care you brown fuck
>>551004726
>>551004083>>551002459>>551004281Where can I see that?
FUCKING OBUHI FAT KICKS IT OUT OF BOUNDSTOPRO WOULD NEVER
>>551003534We're doing pretty good for a B club
It's joever
Why are we throwing the match...
Tokai Teio would have made that shot.
>>551005041we peaked
its so fucking over
It's not looking good.
>remove gaslight dancer>instantly lose
>>551005007>1 career every 3 days minimum> >>551000816Care to explain?
>>551004336I love how Maru calls her this
uh, manager-san?
Yep, it's over
video games? umamusume pretty derby? gacha gameplay?
owari da
So this is how we EOS huh?
Its over
>>551005225No
>don't have suzuka>scorpio CM>suzuka appears>cannot win unless the 3rd guy just so happens to bring a suzukait's okay guys, cygames is watching the room matches because they care about the players and globals health. In the actual CM they will make it so only teams with suzuka can face off against 1 or 2 other suzukas so our fellow Umaplebs can also win. based cygames
>>551005241Unironically an example of a rare good change by a localizer.
>>551001513100%
Looking for a club to join 990432904391 I love Maru!
>>551005485Just make a pace with a billion speed skills and NSM, Suzukas are rabbits to be eaten.A dominator with hesitant front+pace is also a good measure.
What's your plan for 2026, anons?
>benched top loafit's over bwos... we are not winning this
>>551005485They're going to bait you into rolling Xmas Oguri and then do another rugpull by fast forwarding evolved skills which buffs Suzuka, again.
I need CB
>>551005275nyoooooom
>I did it! I beat the Turf Queens!>...on a bricked run
no toploaf = no winsimple as
>>551005485Anon...you know there is a huge Suzuka bias at Cygames HQ right? You will have to wait till MANT for her not to be able to get the skill at all.
>>551005653I will go broke on Tachyon's banner but if the stars align I will survive until Ramonu without swipping.
What does Ei Ei Mun mean?
>
>>551005901Yeppers is tempting to me too.... but I think I really have to hold back on rolling for every uma I like and be patient (ie buy the selector ticket every anni), otherwise the lack of carat reserves might lead to a very unfortunate situation.
There's not enough timeIt's over
>>551005653summer golshi, double spark on tach light hello, double spark on ramonu, then ill see if I have anything left
>>551005007>1 career every 3 days minimumWhat did he mean by this???
>>551005726The love buffing Suzuka. Something that went unreported here is they buffed the Suzuka speed card to give friendship on her events, mood up and focus on the second event and an extra hint for unrestrained.
>>551005893when will there be a teio bias?
My runaway and oguri occasionally win room matches, so I'm safe for A finals. Now to wait for Dober to finish the team.
kaichou getting in the zone...
>>551006131there's a better yeppers skin later on i dont really like her default uniform
RUDOLF OWES ME SEX FOR THIS
>>551006086
>>551005007>only a single freeloadernoice
It's umover...
i wish every brown divegrass spammer a very death
It's all on you JP sissies' fault, S on both this dictatorship like management and JP centric team, retire manager scum
>>551006426There are like 2-3 rulebreakers though?
why did they spend the entire last episode of cinderella gray on inari chud, idgaf about her right now i just wanted some comfy ending cooldown with oguri, the kasamatsu people and the tracen christmas party after that arima race
>remove horse and NTR>waste the great mood players in first half>suddenly loseowari da
>>551006089my sperm in her womb
>>551006475The team is for /umaJP/ don't really know why it's called only UMA
We lost manager faggot benched TopLoaf
If only the loaf and the horse were on the field...
what the fuck is 1999 anyway
Well played. Was this a new manager? I remember /uma/ having some bullshit going on with theirs but that that might've been another general
nice game fellow horse sisters, heres a red envelope
naked dogeza from every /umaJP/ player NOW
>ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER holy fuck these bot posts are annoying beyond believe
Never watching footie again, that sucked
>>551006527>idgaf about her right now i just wanted some comfy ending cooldownManga pacing is shite but especially for this.
>>551006639the last good year
Let this be a lesson to any TopRo doubters: Bench the prez at your own risk.
>>551006357>later on>2 yearsyro...
>>551006816Ojii…
>>551006270never
>>551001770That was fun, thanks for linking.
RETIRE ALREADY, WE DON'T WANT JP SHIT IN THE TEAM, IT'S /uma/ NOT /umaJP/
>>551006952this happened to me so I just developed severe social autism and stopped trying to add to conversations
Don't retire, make the team /umaJP/ and don't bring soccer here again.
/uma/ losing against a team with real lesbians in their game is so embarrassing
just woke updid we job the divegrass?
>>551007312nobody asked
>brown gets upset he lsoes his divegrass team>makes up JP>continues to ruin divegrassreally makes you think
>>551007358This just means we need more yuri to scare off the people who are bad at sports
*/umajp/ we do not bring brown sports in here
>>551007437Yeah, had some chances but blew them all.
>>551007312I asked. i care
wei sex
>gets melty over divegrass>can't even win with divegrass team properlyEmbarrassing
/umaJP/ lost because they benched Class Prez, /uma/ wouldn't have made that mistake
>>551007582YADA YADA YADA KIMOI YADA
so does /uma/ need to be put down now?
>>551007028>>551007616so this faggot ass spam isnt even about /uma/ playing but umajp, aka the 2ndary fake team that was made and is being lead by the brown faggot that had a melt down? fucking hell thsi general is such dog shit
>>551007670EOS in 2 weeks
Sorry manager-san, I was really rooting for you from the start. God it's so painful.BUT! It's another deep run for the team. Stand proud, like Halu would!
Why are people shitting on divegrass this is even beyond thread culture, it's board culture, site culture even Lurk for ten thousand years
>>551007734why is tamamo crying so erotic
>>550993018It's not that bad...
>>551007734>so this faggot ass spam isnt even about /uma/ playing but umajpCorrect, /umajp/ cross general spam because their thread is fucking dead, it is all the faul of the indo seanig for splitting the threads tho, the did this himself
>>551007887>tourists complaining about divegrassAt least they're self-reporting themselves.
>>551007887buy an ad
>acktually this is totally site culture mkaydidnt ask dont care fuck off newfag
>>551007887It's quite literally one guy.
>>551007887>>551007887it would be good if we could have our own team without umas that won't even be ingame for 3 years that no one cares about
>>551007887Newfags are trying really, really hard to fit in but they only make themselves look retarded in the process
more like shite culture am i right haha umajoke
>>551007887I think it's just one or two self-hating esl newfags shitting up the thread with their impotent seething.
>>551007887their melty doesn't matter
(you)
Thank you Manager, even though we came up short you still put on a damn good show.Make sure your Uma's are fed and loved. Also give Dotou a little extra. She must be famished from all the murder this League.
I don't care about the /umaJP/ divegrass team but if they post porn they are okay in my book.
>>551007887I like they can't even tell the story of threadsplitter schizo correctly. It makes them really easy to identify and ignore
so is the team run by umajp and were not allowed to have a team?
Umamusume?
>>551008293But is anyone from /uma/ autistic enough to manage their own global team? Do we have enough memes in our general to make up an entire team?
>>551005653I had to look if I was missing anything card-wise prior to SSR Maruzensky, and the only other one I saw was NTR, and I'm honestly only probably throwing 50-100 for that banner just to get guts Admire Vega. Otherwise, my next big card pull will be that Tachyon/Light Hello banner. But my big focus is going to be on umas fpr 2026, which I tend to have a little better luck at, I have enough saved for Kwanzaa Oguri, curious to see how the Tamamo pulls go, but then it's Valentine's for at least Bourbon, then Kitasan/Mambo, swimsuit Mack/Golshi, then Helios. If carats and pulls are kind, I might try fun pulls for Chiyono, Satono, Inari One, and Sweepy.
>>551008587shut up and have a melty over divegrass somewhere else
>we job>people laughs at /uma/>we win>/umaJP/ takes the credityou were set up
>>551008585it's for the best, the current uma team with the umajp horses is a very wholesome big chungus teamif it was truly an uma team it would be filled with spiteful horses like curren and falco or some shit memes like hating teio
>>551008751
>we lostthe whites are at fault>we winthe brown did it
>>551005653I was like wait a second there's no way we get that many gibs then I realized this started with 70k in february lolI can probably afford to double spark the 2 good banners and one spark 1 uma and that's it
i think /uma/ should have their own divegrass team desu
>>550990278PacebrosIts over... We need to accelerate for the El Condor Pasa cardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m3cjvGovH4
God damn it's so hard to raise wit. Do I need to run 1 speed + 3-4 wit?
>>551008647we'd just inherit the general EN xitter memes like racist spe and such
>>551009135adbuy itnow
Next thread will be better.
>>551009013yeah I have 35k right now that I dont plan on spending since I'll probably just skip oguri and buy dober with the anni ticket. Maybe shouldve mentioned that teeheewhat uma do you have your eyes on, anon?
>>551008647I don't think global is unique enough to warrant their own team yet.They're just bumming off of JP and xitter ghetto humor.
>>551009330amen
>>551009330Nyo,,, probbabley not
And that's it for our VGL25 run. A fucking shame we stumbled right at the end, but /1999/ did great, even if they luckshitted quite a bit. We still got a second place and a silver medal to represent the thread on /vg/ roster in 4cc winter cup. Give me your suggestions for players that you'd like to represent us, and I'll poll the thread later. Now let's talk about the split. It was a bit dumb and I'm sorry if you felt like global didn't get enough representation on the team. But from now on, the team will move on to /umajp/ with all of our records. Unless the threads somehow merge back, which I don't see happening anytime soon, you're on your own. Feel free to make your own team, and I'll be glad to see you on the field if you do. Good luck, globaldacchis, and thanks for being (mostly) supportive.
>>551009446buy an ad
>6 AM in Indonesia>No sloptubers have been postedohhhhh I'm noticing
Frontshitters, don't even bother showing up at Scorpio
Anons need to pull for her card now in 2 months as an apology.
>>551009520/v/tubers are a purely brown phenomenon.
>>551009135if you actually ran rooms you'd see that taiki wins 90% of the time
>>551009520>>551009592You jinxed it
>>551009513buy a rope and hang yourself
>>551009156yes, with 20% speed growth, some good wit turns will give more than +25 speed
>>551009650Hope you've enjoyed those 25 seconds of bliss
>>551009446>Give me your suggestions for players that you'd like to represent us, and I'll poll the thread later.Don't feel bad. No one really cares about soccer. Feel free to keep it an exclusively /jp/ thing
>>551009446Thank you manager, you did great. It was fun to watch a collab between both servers
>>551009446sorry for the melty managerbwo hopefully both sides will be happy soon
>>551009520you clearly didnt read the thread >>551009135
>>551009156most decks I see in rooms for fronts with max speed very high wit are kita, riko, 3 wit and falco borrow
>>551009643Never seen A+ Taikis win only S and S+ and its mostly Suzuka and Summer Maruzensky thats winning in mine since they never seem to tire out Unless theres like theres 4 debuffers where pace takes over, but I rarely see them in rooms for some reason Im the only one bringing double debuffers
>>551009446I had a lot of fun watching the /uma/ matches. Coming 2nd seems pretty damn good. Nice one and good luck as /umajp/ in the future.
>>551009446Thank you for doing your best, manager. I'll be rooting for /umajp/ in future matches! >>551009395>I don't think global is unique enough to warrant their own team yetPrecisely. Give it a year and maybe we can think about participating in divegrass slop as our own team, otherwise we will end up doing exactly what >>551009241 said.
Will we ever see baby Creek?
>>550999717So in other words, I have to run runaway to not die to runaway? So much for running grass and nature.
Father and son bonding.
I saw this.So now you guys have to suffer with me by seeing it too.
Majsoul Friends Room 48895(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=48895
>>551009446Thanks for introducing JP umas for us Global only, not sure what happened during NA hours probably hated real football but keeps blaming it on SEA for everything
Why did we even split to begin with?
>>551010138Mahjong? Now that's a real /uma/ sport.
>>551010127tumblr has done terrible things to the internet
>>551010239If you don't know about the threadsplitter and why he is connected to dive grass go read replies to >>532478174
>>551010127Is there any way I could convince you to delete your post?
>>551010138I return to work on my jong game
>>551009446Shonbori Rudolf deserves it for her performance getting us this far. I think Halu would be a good pick too, in tribute to her passing away this year.
>>551010138
>>551009520they were busy spamming about divegrass
>>551010138Need 1 more
>>551010057Dunno, but I think they missed the opportunity to show baby Opera O taking the picture, I hope they show next season
Where was the guide to train S+ umas?I don't want one to run, just the achievement for more cope kita pulls
>>551009446With the introduction of a Global version, a split was bound to happen when tourists and oldfags start intertwining. Especially when outside forces trojan horse'd their way in to ruin everything even more. Tourists ruin everything.
>>551010332>picThat entire week was an absolute banger, 20+ threads or some shit and a huge expose post. Incredible stuff.
>>551009990>Never seen A+ Taikis win yeah because you don't run rooms lol
>>551010332>a fucking tachyonfagfigures
>>551010127>Making Umas fat>Girls who love to run and work out dailyBut why?
stego wants to go on a journey...oh no no no is he a... tourist...? OH NO NO NO gold family your responses???
>>551010332I don't know how I was here and memory-holed all these posts
>>551009446>But from now on, the team will move on to /umajp/ with all of our records.Based. This will make the splitschizo seethe. You know that he made /umaJP/ because he wanted to become a divegrass manager, right?
>>551010332Discord has done terrible things to this world
>>551010750I did on multiple occasions, most of /uma/ rooms I hosted never have Taikis, most are running Mcqueens and Tachyon
>>551010138One more for jongersBring out your celestial masters
what if we just merged back
>>551009446You did really great live managing. I don't get the jp beef but good luck in the future.
>>551010332>>551010769We don't claim him
>>551010932Nobody wants that
>>551009446don't listen to the guy having a melty the team is fineprobably shouldn't have benched top loaf but whatever
>>551010127Is there any way I could convince you to find one of oguri?
>>551010883Bwo? Your 20-30 threads in 5 minutes? Your shit up Catalogue?>>551010932I'd honestly would fucking love that, but I can see if some (honest/real) JPchads wouldn't like to due to the speed the OG thread can have sometimes. Granted JP is slow as shit s whatever, but that's for them to figure out.
>>551010932I don't want to merge with them and they don't want to merge with us.1) we're completely distinct from them2) we outnumber them so badly their discussions (not that any game discussion happens there...) would be obliterated
>>551010138>>551010243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrymFqwvaoo
>>551009446Unfortunate, I'd love to be able to hang out with you guys in one thread. I love learning about the Umas that we don't have yet.
>>551010127Why is it always Creek who gets hit with the fat beam by westerners........
uppitygrass
I love eceleb drama
any jiggie available
>>551010932nah, we are still too fast for thatgive it 5 years
>>551010138>find mahjong souls has a collab with one of my favorite ips>play a while and think it's fun>be hyperfixated on learning how to play, strats, hands, optimal plays etc>think it's fun>play majsoul>soul is crushed beneath the weight of how disgusting this game isMahjong is made by the devil, just like roulettes
>>551010932I don't want to merge back, threads function much better being split
>>551011096>>551010932I dont like the slippery slope of getting into horse racing gambling. They're tried that shit on us every G1 race day
>>551010127women shouldn't be allowed to use the internet
>>551010932I honestly prefer that. I like the unreleased Umas, but there are too many autists from both threads for it to work
>>551010932Discussions are too drastically far apart and different.Global will have to accelerate and catch up first.
I honestly miss the release month, things were fun and exciting>Plenty of JPchads helping us, being friendly and super helpful to everyone>Worst we had to deal with was shit posting browns spamming steam player numbers>>551011296Hell you on about lmao
>>551010932I think the JP bros should join us, just look at their pitiful thread numbers
Bros, lets all make an oath to not use suzuka, it will make the CM a lot more fun and competitive, spread this message!!! thanks
>>551011296Sounds like a (You) problem
>>551011273Same here. I got sucked in jong for a while until it imploded me from the inside out...Few months later, I found something worse lol
>>551011426Meaningless considering they survived hundreds of threads without us before the divegrass browntard split the threads
>>551009446Fuck off umajp Try not to shill your shitty umatuber seriru in here anymoreGood riddance.
>>551007903
>>551011596Post hand now
>>551011273mahjong is a mentaru game the better you're at mahjong the better you will manage mood downs and bad rng in umamusume
>>551010932What if we split the threads even further?
Ever since I got my MLB Kitasan all my runs have been the worst I've ever gottenlike multiple <5% fails with +50 stats on every careeralso, no fucking Med S and constant draws/losses on unityCygames, please fix
>>551011596chill out dude
>>551011662This is umabuse.
>>551011489Unfortunately I luckshitted suzuka on Rice's banner twice so I will be using my 4 star suzuka.
>>551005653Link? the calculator I have only goes up to MR CB
>>551010138which uma is the most mahjong-related?I actually find it impressive there's so little crossover
>>551009446Thanks for the free entertainment manager, you fucked up benching TopLoaf, we could have won that
>>551011734Good ideaHow about /umaWhite/ and /umaBlack//umaBrown/ and /umaYellow/ even
>>551010127>reference image in the corner>still fucks it all uphow?
>>551011901Choose one among these >>551011153
>>550993018When you think she couldn't possibly get cooler...........
Am I allowed to play the game now
>>551011825you probably have to activate advanced options (top right)
>seriruThis guy was never mentioned before global came out. Really funny how the single retard is easily identifiable.
Gyaru umanko
>>551011939you mean chestnut bay uh dark bay? grey, green
>>551011901Golshi
>VF shill is also the spreadsplit SEAschizoCannot make this shit up
So what's going to happen when mant releases if this game is already dying?
>>551010932I remember trying to post in the merged threads to talk about things affecting the main game and not having many anons being able to see the post since it was way too fast. At the moment I like the slow pace of /umaJP/ that had been a thing for years before global came out, and even that's still fast compared to the zombietowns that were /revue/ and /tnm/. IMO global retention would need to drop off a cliff for a remerge to work
>>550993018
>>551008820Creek sex
>>551012018No. The game is overYou win
>>551009446better luck next time sis! gg wp regardless
>>551011939We must segregate the umas
Why do you guys keep calling him VF when he sexually identifies as Vivlos?
>>551012036>>551012072>vtards having a melt down again>06:38hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>551012207If only the internet could be segregated.
>>551012207what's the difference between dark bay and black? they look pretty similar
>>550993018she put on the ear condoms
>>551012323
>>551012236I don't care whatever your tranny calls itself, shut the fuck up and stop talking about Virtua Fighter, faggot.>>551012323I CAN SEE IT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS AAAAA SAVE ME JANNY
>>551012327it's like nige oonige and oooonige
>>551009808I want Only Loves You to give me a minute of bliss
>>551012323I can see it...
>>551012323Its in the trainer contract.
>>551012442There's a bigger nig?
>slopstop
>>551012323Cute granny!>>551012327Thats like asking whats the difference between Americans and Mexicans, both are lightskinned and fat
>>551012323>filenameBased
>>551009446Can you still post about dive grass updates here? I really enjoyed it.
>>551012207>/umabay/>/umadarkbay/>umachestnut/>/umagrey/>/umablack/
Danchou, I've been busy masturbating, and I intend to continue sodomizing my chicken, so don't count on those fans this week. No hard feelings.
>>551012575
>>551012323Should've gambled it on THAT chiyo [sound]
>>551011096they still come here to discuss new umas tho? like Buena?
>>551012610Brother. We have two hands for a reason. Bring me the Japan Cup.
How many copies of Pasa should I be aiming for?
>>551012610Uh, hope the chickens are liking it
>/uma/ wins in Divegrass>thread celebrates, nobody complains>/uma/ loses>thread meltdown, never post here again, etcEven Oguri Cap's fans were more loyal during his losing streak.
>>551012463I'm gonna look at Chrono's
>>551012723And I'm extremely thankful of them for doing so, also cuz it makes the browns REALLY fucking angry for some reason>nyoo you can't waste 20/800 posts on JP content reee
>>551011237Here you go, autismbrohttps://jiggie.fun/umaNewYearhttps://jiggie.fun/umaNewYearhttps://jiggie.fun/umaNewYear
>>551005653I'm having a hard time believing these calcs are accurate t b h but even in worst case scenario I can just drop doto and ticket her
>>551012207>bay contains light brown, dark brown, blonde, red (ginger), red (actual), red (dark), red (wine), light blue, dark blue, black, pink, greenish, and almost grayWhat the fuck
>>551012575Sorry, you'll have to keep an eye on it yourself.
>>551010932I'd like that but only when we sync ingame
My trainee.
>>551012207>kitasan black>is not black
>>551013209It’s Confusion!
Matikanefukukitannhauseru
>>551002276>Everyone has KitaI don't. Not everyone has A+ Rank Luck anon. Rerolling won't guarantee a Blacked Kita either
i wanna give oguri a sister....
>REEEEEEE SUZUKA IS BULLSHITTicket is right thereGet your own Suzuka
FIVE URA DORA?
>>551002459Creek, Summer Hag, Doto, Anime Teio, Fantasy Pasa, both Naritas, Cafe
>>551009446>/umajp/Yeah no, fuck off and never come backMerc.
>>551013493
>>551013385I did ticket Suzuka - my very first 3* random ticket. My pick ticket? Taiki Shuttle.
Bros, should I reroll for Kitasan AND Suzuka?
>>551013319The banner is still up. You only have yourself to blame.
>>551013319You had months to prepare for this you can't blame luck on this one.
>>551002459I had enough of Tickezo's crying to last me a lifetime in her main story chapter.
Stop getting so uppity or you won't get any holiday gift under your holiday tree and holiday socks.
>>551013858
I’m like 100,000 SP away from my deck being fully levelled. I’m probably not gonna make it in time for Scorpio.
>>551012639I love this gif of Taiki, she's very cute.
>>551013858B A S E D
>>551013316vivlos is not that big
SOMETIMES I REALLY FUCKING HATE THIS GAME. NOTHING IS BETTER LIKE HAVING SINGLE DIGIT STAT UPGRADES FOR FUCKING 15+ TURNS.
>>551014062Taiki isn't very cute honestly
hahahaha yes game, THANK YOU: I love it when you give me S long and S pace in inheritance but then don't give me my swinging maestro event! Thank you! Very cool hahahahaha FUCK YOU
Clair obscur keeps winning my rooms
>>551013209heh I know that uma
>>551013493I'm so fucked...
>>551002459Teio, Rudolf, and Smart Falcon (who I got 2 days ago).
>>551013858nyo...
>>551014060Cafe!
I want /uma/ to be my Christmas gift
>>551013637You want Biko, bwo.
>>551013319Use LD player multi instance with 10 windows and sync it.Go put in that work for LB3 minimum Kitasan and you can pity the final one easy.
>>551014175What!? D:
>>551014135>total of 1 rainbow in both summer campsO shit I'm feeling it
Speaking of Christmas, I should probably get started on THAT
MAN-hattan cafeIt's right there in the name
>>551014248where the fuck do these keep coming from
>>551014393bot hell
>>551014302my beautiful wife Satono Diamond
>>551014390Umamusume is a trans allegory.
>Rerolling and nuking your account instead of spending another 2-3 months borrowing a card while daily pulling and keeping $50 for the vouchersDo F2P really>Not making a bunch of MLB Kita accounts to sell
>>551014393rabi anon's side project
>>551014390How big is her cock?
>>551014248please stop attaching sound to these images
>>551014390Umapyoi with umaboys
Fun!
boys own me sex
>>551014496name 5 trans umas
>>551014657Deserved for oguri fat
>>551014248Please keep attaching sounds to these images
>>551014708Every single stallion?
>>551014503>spoiler good luck beating the chink farms
>>551014248Please ban these images
>>551014741She's jobbing every single race as well. Parent runs are pure pain...
>>551014708Uh vivlosFine motion...
>>551014503>>Not making a bunch of MLB Kita accounts to sellwith that kind of effort you might as well just buy carats and save your time
>>551014846Stay strong, friend.
>>551014390Why does Mr CB have big tits and a sexy woman body then?
>>551014846Wtf? Oguri is like the one trainee I do parent runs with that isn't total ass
>>551014939We have literal indonesians among us, even selling an account for $4 nets many times their monthly salary.
>>551014954because that's what men like
>>551015017>>551015017>>551015017
>>551014708mejiro ryanagnesair shakurvodkacurren
>>551014248please keep making these images
>>551014948I'll try...>>551014976In my first parent run I did with her today she won every single race but then in these next two she keeps coming 2nd by a nose or head.
>>551014840I like them
Who are the smartest umas?
>>551015419like purely brains?tachyon and shakur probably?
>>551015680Hayahide >>> Tachy
>>551012934gg autismbros
>>551015419Most competent: Rudolf and Air Groove?Best in schoolwork: probably a bunch - Nishino Flower? Ikuno Dictus? Anybody with a strong wit card?Unbeatable cartoon-level supernatural genius: Tachyon obviously>>551015890Oh yeah forgot about her, she's in there somewhere no doubt.
>>551015890Just because your head is bigger doesnt mean your brain is.Though i did forget hayahide (strangely considering the gargantuine size of her noggin) so thanks for the reminder.
Thank you for the jong, umadachis
are images loading slow for everyone?
>>551016643gg jongbros
I switched to 2 speed 3 wit setup and have the most unholy runs Can some anons post Scorpio cup umas they made and their card setup.
>>551014252Matikanenhattancafe
>>551011689Funnily enough I handle those very wellBut getting cucked by a fucker that steals my kan almost made me break a wall
Why is Stay Gold so small?
>>551019525small irl
>>551019525tiny tight umanko
