Previous: >>550979730>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>3.8 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/puzzle/hkrpg/rpg_version_page_380_1327/index.html>Version 3.8 Trailer: "Memories are the Prelude to Dreams"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZl4ssk5Pwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWuPj0W7I-I>The Dahlia Character Trailer: "The Final Note"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVeam_lliG0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_hmkhWGbzE>Current Character Banners: The Dahlia, Firefly + Gallagher, Luka, March 7th - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/42790647>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift4TJ9UZ7Z36N7STARRAILGIFT>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
>is male in real life>chose Stelle as MC self insert avatarWhat causes this mental illness???
Peach love
Normal girls are bi
Cyrene's love for the Trailblazer is rationalFirefly's love for the Trailblazer is romantic
>denizens of this thread will look at picrelated and say>d-d-doesn't count!>b-but they akshually hate each other!>you need to look at the context!!>n-not c-canon!!KWAB
>love>rational
>picked Lumine in Genshin>picked Stelle in HSR>picked Belle in ZZZ
>>551003201Momo love
>>551003323i self insert as Stelle with a cock
>>551003398Kill yourself, Shaoji
>>551003480I know you ERP
Total Madam Herta love
>>551003398>Cyrene's love Strong enough to rewrite the fabric universe >Firefly's loveShe jobbed I guess
join Hysilens-senpai's music club?
>No in game teaser of the next destination Uh...
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>551003480Picked AetherPicked FaglusPicked Wisewimp
>>551003398Are yumes rational?
Hotaru rabu
>tfw just wanted to collect some materials in Genshart but walked in the wrong direction and got mired in an endless yapfest cutsceneThese games really really need to learn the concept of brevity.
>>551003736Japan is cancelled
>>551003736no hint, no pompom giving us a list the radio doesn't even give us anything
>>551003868>want to do a quest>bricked, either "do x quest" or "turn on focus mode"lmao
join Castorice-chan's flower club?
>>551003868hilarious when HSR gets a skip button ahead of genshin when genshin direly needs it more. I imagine there's more than a couple of players who outright quit because they were kidnapped by unmarked quest.
Nigga turn off this blue filter first
What the fuck are you supposed to field vs this Argenti if you don't have break bricks?
>>551004304Looks like a dps Cyrene angle.
>>551004304YOU DIDN'T PULL SHILL UNIT TOO BAD
>>551004304overwhelming firepower? Any 3.x comp?
>>551004304Is this your first time playing this video game?
>they announce the Fate Collab>they had enough time for it>it was SUPER Disappointing>space japan cancelled>new world with NOT Enough TimeWhat will it be the Result??? I Wonder....
>silver wolf talks about stealing memories temporarily so (You) won't lose against destruction down the line, likely meant irontomb>get them back anyways in 3.8 which is basically supposed to be 2.3 story area>still solve amphoreus problemthe retcons for penacony in this patch is fucking insane
>>551004192Depends, will she cuck me?
join Cipher's (definitely legit) pickpocket club?
>>551003868Skip button killed HSRSometimes being forced to read helps you enjoy the game more.
>>551004536something really bad
>>551003736
>>551003480You will never be a woman
Mywife love!
>>551004390>He even has fire weakness for AstaFVARK
>>5510045743.8 is after amphoreus
>>551004574
>>551004646>3.7 achievement
>>5510046143.0 killed HSR, not the skip button. Skip button was the tourniquet to stem the bleeding.
I am LE Space Yae SakuraShrine Maiden of LE Space Disney Land
I may be completely retarded. No idea how it's even possible.
Bestfriends4ever
>>5510048253.8 is telling the penacony story to fill in the gaps as if you just barely beat sunday so its technically 2.3 story area
>>551004963What?
>>551004991There are story beats predicated upon you witnessing the Stellaron Hunter memory in 3.0
>>551004829but why though lol. muh script is so retarded.
>>551003946>japan said they want nukesyeah we are never getting another japanese region / character ever again
join Sparkle's free use club?
>>551004829>NOOOO I CANT TALK ABOUT THE TRAILBLAZER'S PAST BECAUSE, I JUST CAN'T, OKAY?!what are the writers afraid is going to happen if they show us anything about the trailblazer's time with the stelleron hunters and elio?is this a chinese thing, or just a gacha thing in general?
>>55100500119 cycles for that shit. I saw someone use the same setup except with E1 Bronya and E0 Rice and AFK it in 9 cycles.
>>5510049102.3 killed HSR*
>>551003201The cute and canon elation wife sitting on my lap...
>>551005204that's lingsha
>>551005220At that point just press autoplay.
>>551004963post ur builds
>>551004773>>551004774>>551004825>>551004963>>551005204>>551005208>>551005274Post your roster.
>bizarro HSR:>wow this game is so yuri
>>551005274Sparkle was built for BTC.
>>551005487Buy me dinner first
In Buddhism, the Two Truths doctrine distinguishes between Conventional (or Relative) Truth (how things appear in daily life, like tables and people) and Ultimate Truth (how things truly are, empty of inherent existence, i.e., śūnyatā or emptiness). These aren't separate realities but two ways of viewing the same reality: the conventional is how things function dependently, while the ultimate reveals their lack of independent being, a core concept for understanding emptiness and liberation. Conventional Truth (Saṃvṛti-satya)Definition: Our ordinary, everyday experience of the world as solid, separate entities.Examples: Coffee cups, eyes, actions (karma), birth, death, good & bad.Function: It's how we navigate and communicate in the world; it's functionally real. Ultimate Truth (Paramārtha-satya)Definition: The true nature of reality as emptiness (śūnyatā), meaning things lack inherent, independent existence.Characteristics: Non-dual, devoid of fixed characteristics, interdependent.Function: Realizing this truth frees us from grasping and suffering caused by ignorance of true nature. who's ready for another dose of HOYOSLOP blabbing about the subjective peceptions of realities?
>>551003443dont try to speak like you're young, auntie
>>551005598Big Tigonian Cock
hysiliens would totally do drugs
>>551005598Bitcoin?
join Cyrene in the going home club?
>>551005968Sigger POV
>>551005651buddhaha
I don't care if it is retcon.That moment, with Robin singing, us back to fight Sunday, and the trail blazer invoking may this journey take us starwards, is amazing.
join Stelle in the Dumpster Diving club?
>>551005585Mydei would've been better off in genshin with better writers like Fat Xiao. A dogshit character like Mavuika would be better in a dogshit game like HSR with Shaoji.
>>551006318I wanna be put like that
Are we Finality?
>>551006347Stelle looks like a easy slut
>>551006318
Now do Hyacine...
>>551006543Only because she's retarded and easy to take advantage of.
>can fully renew my E2 FF with dahlia since I already have fugue>But if I do I might not have enough rolls for e0s1 evernight since they rerun her next patch or the patch after since mihomo is coping extra hard with the delaysFuck...
I feel the pain and anger, wicked monster, losin' controlI'm ready for a battle, wakened shadow, blood on my soulBurn it, burning it all, heavens, let them fall (Ha-ha)They taste of bitter ashes, littered plastic, crumblin' awayThey glimpse the broken faces, devil racin', searching for faithCrushing, crushing it all, shadows, watch them crawl (Ah-ha-ha)Creepin' up my brainLearnin' from my painBaby, watchin' it burn, send death to isolationOh, watchin' it burn, ain't got no hesitationOh, watchin' it burn, we're fallin' higherOh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
join Swannie in the occult/fortune telling club?
Excuse I have to pause my chinese mobile game to drive my japanese car to the american fastfood restaurant god I love being european
>>551006363>Straight male pandering character like mavuika is dogshitYou have AIDS, troon
>>551007017>american fastfood restaurantdo you also hate yourself?
>>551006893Yes Swannie. Anything you want Swannie.
>>551007017excuse me I have to pay taxes to child rapists god I love being american
>>551004607I'd let her steal my lunch money
I like that not only the images are AI generated but the captions are also AI.
Bronya..... SEX!
>>551007484i'm writing the captions myself scro...
>>551007397Constance was aimed at americans btw
>>551004119we had benzaitengoku in 3.7until it was changed kek
>>551006175Why is the controller in his pants
>>551007604Oh...
I love Honkai: Star Rail
>>551006276after playing this entire thing and basically doing the last hour or 2 of 2.2 again almost on repeat, the retcons has made me even MORE confused with penacony again after mostly understanding it when it endedCool that it filled in random gaps (though animated lazily) like robin being killed, sparkle's explosion, aventurine saved by argenti but dahlia's entire inclusion felt forced and then firefly grabbing us instead of acheron and then her 3rd death being the stellaron into whatever finality bullshit we did on the ship during the fireworks to go BACK to a 2.0 moment feels like I got even more fucking confused on what's going onguess I have to wait for LORE video makers to try and explain the new mess with penacony
When you're free to play and you lost the 50/50 and the game is 2 months of nothing how do you find the will to sign in every day?
>>551004536people really thin they started to work on the collab event any sooner than the rest of 3.4?
>>551006893No, I don't wanna be friends with a lesbian. Shoo!
>>551008081considering they announced the collab around the middle of xianzhou slop, you'd think a year or more to work on a couple of simple hallway maps or a story that isn't nearly 70% muted cause of the black and white section nonsense could've had more work done for it.Even genshin has better looking 1 time areas and that requires MORE resources to use
>>551007723He's ready to trailblaze
>>551007981smile knowing you got a guaranteed good start to your 4.X meta journey?
>>551007981not a problem in FGO btw, during the dead year(i think it was 2021 or 2022) they went full playerbase retention mode and started giving a lot of free rolls, A LOT
>>551007152>>551007307I wasn't being ironic though?
>>551008226announcing it doesn't mean they start to work on it, it has the same amount of effort as other any mid-tier event, people somehow thought it was supposed to be a massive thing when it really wasn't
>>551006615Home...
>>551006615
I decided to get a bit more autistic about my break characters since they are now my most vertically invested team. And holy shit, it's even more busted with some higher quality relics on E2 FF and speed tuning Constance. E2S1 FF / E1S1 Dahlia / E1(S1 break BP cone) Ruan Mei / E1(S1) Fugue together synergize so perfectly I think it's actually on par with invested Exodia in terms of damage output unless you're up against completely unbreakable enemies like Sam. Frees up the MC as well, which is nice.
>>551008478guessing your game has a lot of other problems if you have to shill it here
>THE SON OF GORGOWILL BE CROWNED IN BLOOD>THE SON OF GORGOWILL BE CROWNED IN BLOODKINGSLAYER BE KING>GODSLAYER BE GODKINGSLAYER BE KING>GODSLAYER BE GODKINGSLAYER BE KING>GODSLAYER BE GODKINGSLAYER BE KING>GODSLAYER BE GODKINGSLAYER BE KING>GODSLAYER BE GODKINGSLAYER BE KING>GODSLAYER BE GODKINGSLAYER BE KING>GODSLAYER BE GOD
>>551007948What are you even confused about, 3.8 explained exactly what happened. 2.3 was what Firefly wanted to happen while we got the real deal in this patch. Then TB used his Terminus bullshit powers to retcon the past so Firefly got her fireworks with TB.
>>551008424I'm really scared that I will mess up during the 4.x meta like I did during 3.x and 2.x
>>551008478Not a problem in star rail either. I'm completely f2p and pulled for 2 cones and a character last patch and have never skipped a character I liked
>>551008159to be fair, no one's saying you have to be friends with her, just join her club
>>551008858Is my fugue a brick at E0 everyone seems to have E1 (cone is irrelevant)
>>551008897KOTslayer be KOT
>>551008858>needing all those rolls to compete with a full E0S1 teamyeah break is mega bricked
>5 days banner selling worse than a 18 days old bannerOOF
>>551008858bwo even my hook can 1 cycle hoolay with the break wheelchair, wait until we get a real break dps
>>551008897>>551009089Chimera King be chimera
>>551009137yuribrown bait is a bigger debuff than being m*le confirmed
I need to pull Dahlia but I'm out of jades.
>>551009201we are never getting a new break dps lmao
>>551009323why are normoids so obsessed with going out to eat? fastfood I understand if you don't have time to cook, but if you have time to sit 40 minutes in a chair in a glorified warehouse to wait for food and then spend another 40 minutes eating then you could've just cooked at home, seems like peak normoid "others are doing it so I must too" npc behavior
>>551009323Why don't americans just add a service charge to the meal and then pay the servers more
>>551009323>40% tip
>>551009642it would make more sense if you have friends, family, or money
>>551009137>add a black tier ass to your newest featured character of the patch>she ends up becoming the worst 1st phase banner in the history of HSR>Also she ends up selling worse than a male twink in the country that hate male gacha characters
>>551008962I know I'd be lusting for her all the time so I'd rather spare myself the suffering and join the go-home club to cry and fap in peace
If you shank SAM does it explode?
>>551009678>>551009758Sampo supports tipping (him) though
>RAAAHHHHH MIHOYO I HATE YOU WHEN YOU HAVE AGGRESSIVE POWERCREEP*releases character that helps old team archetype**makes them sexy*>UM ACKUSALLY I'M NOT GONNA PULL THAT SHIT PLZ JUST RELEASE YAE SAKURA ALREADY kill yourselves
>>551009065You're already stacking a lot of weakness break efficiency even without Fugue E1. I'd say it's "nice to have". At this point, her most valuable ability is to replace HMC and add Def down from skill and sig cone or pearls. Firefly enhanced skill with Fugue E1 does 110 toughness damage, 95 toughness without Fugue E1. That's still a ton of toughness damage, and you'd be better off investing in Constance Sig or E1 instead if you want to invest more in break. I got lucky with Fugue E1, otherwise I'd be running her at E0 as well.
>>551009642This burger can't appreciate the good things in life like a fine meal spent with people you enjoy and love.
>>551010056No one cares about shartfly or superbrick or hag slop
>>551010056>*makes them sexy*>black tier assShe only looks sexy once your skin reaches a certain level of melanin
Sorry for killing the game
>>551009793>don't engage in pointless retarded npc behavior? you poorclassic npc cope, meanwhile all the npc normoids are piling up debt to buy "trendy" clothes and go to "trendy" restaurants, while I'm sitting happy with my 80k bucks savings>hurrrr then don't go out to eat!I won't, I cook better food at home because I'm not retarded>>551010169I can do that at home, why would I go to some shitty noisy place for that, I have a big garden where we do bbq and lay out food on tables with friends and family>noooooo dude you must go to florenzianchittas to spend 200 bucks on a shitty tiny plate of pasta! or you poor and your mom deadno, I don't think I do, retard npc "flexing" behavior, subhuman
>>551010385MOOORE
>>551010385If we follow the same patterns as ZZZ and genshin this is what sparkle will look like for 4.3
Well anyway this happened while I was doing other things
>>551003480Based
>>551010540>>551010540You are brown lole
>>551010540you'll make friends one day anon, don't give up so soon
Final act of business, deciding who our roster rep will be. If we choose to send GODpard, he's likely to be a backup GK assuming /alg/ sends their golden glove GK, if they choose not to he would be starting. If we choose to not send a GK, it'll be very likely to be a starting CMF/DMFhttps://strawpoll.com/7rnzV3QzWnOI'll gauge ideas here but if it looks like obvious botting I'll take it into my own hands
>>551010540I can tell your life must be very sad and you're extremely bitter and lonely just by reading this. I hope you get better soon.
>>551010705>>551010713npc cope, just fake it until you make it! (you'll never make it)
>>551010759put fofo in
>>551009137Shotas save games
>>551010759Don't send Gepard, you will jinx it and start jobbing again.I propose Blade, he is Blade and funny.
>>551010825I can tell that you're a coping npc, buying nikes on credit to "flex" (you're poor)
>>551010887Kill yourself.
>>551010540>t. in debt zoomers seething at thisi wish i had money coming in, i just lack any actual motivation to do shit
>>551010759Give /alg/ manager a handjob so we start as GK. But if your hands are rough just go with Firefly
>>551010759Woah a good poll with no easy to bot options no hecking way who are you
>>551009201Break is almost certainly not getting more characters for the foreseeable future. At best, it'll be like DoT where the archetype is thrown a bone every year or two. I'd really be surprised if we saw anything before the tail end of 4.X, like Hysilens for DoT. They'll be too busy shilling Elation characters.
>>551010887TRVKE NVKE
why isnt there a plushie Sparkle player or is there one and im blind
>>551009137HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IS THAT IN FUCKING CHINESE????
>>551010540I don't eat out as well and try making different cuisine dishes for myself but my god do I suck at cooking
>>551011389There's already Sparkle in it
They should have kept the game as DPS/Buffer/Debuffer/Sustain
>>551011679I like how we haven't had removable buffs since luochud
Guess their elements and path.
>>551012057Ded game
>>551012057>drip 1 day before ZZZ new big patchWhy does HSR always try and steal her sister's thunder?
>>551012057HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING TELEGRAM SCREENSHOT???
>>551011871Fire ElationWind NihilityPhysical AbundanceFire HuntImaginary EruditionIce Elation
>>551012235is from homdgcat aka our god
>>551011679meanwhile Hyacine is all 4 roles at once>Ica does a bajillion damage>buffs ally max HP>debuffs enemies with her signature cone>sustains
>>551011871Elation FireNo idea QuantumAbundance Physical Hunt Imaginary Erudition FireElation Ice
>>551012340HIS property
>>551012057>redirect most of the HSR revenue to help fund ZZZ patches and relaunches>get fucked by the CCP and you need to cancel all your plans for the new regions>Now you get fucked and dont have the money to develop as fast as possible a new region>Also decided to release a black tier ass just like them and flopped like themPeak comedy
TRAPS ARE GAY!!
>>551012375That wouldn't be a problem if she wasn't locked down into a path archetype.
>>551012560TRVKE NVKE
>>551012340black tier balls
>>551012560
>>551012375I feel bad for the people who skipped the cutest girl in the game who is coincidentally the best character too
>>551012340>kremnos tier
>>551012348goddess*
I sound like Hyacine when I moan...
>>551012871Mydeimos...
>>551012871DISCORD????
>>551012560Not if they have a feminine penis
>>551012298>Imaginary Eruditionrip screwllum again
>>551012621she can be pretty decent on her own in basically any team, and is straight up GREAT in many teams as part of the Tribbie+Hyacine wheelchair>inb4 wheelchair doesn't countI don't argue with shitposters
What stops you?
My garden has no locks. The key was placed in your hands the moment our promise was made
bwos i think my cold might be going away... thank fuck
>>551013061>Now you can run 3 dead games with no content at once
>>551013073
>>551013061I don't like ZZZ and I dropped Genshin
>>551013061I can't afford that and I quit Genshin. I would play HSR and ZZZ at the same time though.
>>551013061nothing, I have a pc
>>551013073I REALLY want to see Mydei and Phainon fucking in a garden
>>5510131964chan is obsessed with trannies for some reason. Guess it explains the porn stats though
Shriek the lips across ragged tongueConvulsing together, sing violentlyMove the jaw, cry out loudBound up the dead triumphantlyThe ragged, they come and the ragged, they killYou pray so hard on bloody kneesThe ragged, they come and the ragged, they killDown in the cool air, I can seeHey, yeah! I'm the one that you wantedHey, yeah! I'm your superbeastHey, yeah! I'm the one that you wantedHey, yeah! I'm your superbeast
>>551013073We love Austin here.
>>551013061already do on my pc
Doing the fuckass story to get some jades for Constance since I lost the 50/50 and wow this faggot had like 10 minutes of cinematic. Is he still popular amongst the chinese?
>>551012730They deserve it if they weren't rolling just because of how cute she is
>>551013061>Japanese>Play black tier asses game>country goes to the absolute shit
>>551013624>is he still popular amongst the chinese?probably the chinese are very nationalistic so they chinese rep would be popular there
I want to plap sparkles little ass pronebone
>>551013624chinese yumes love him apparently
>>551013061good choice because he saves power energy.
>>551014037Ok pedo
>>551014202ok donnie
I think Caelus is for me...
>>551014369We know, Sampo
>>551014369Every woman in the game…
>>551014369Cuterene the canon wife...
>>551014369dan...
>>551014369hsr yae......
>>551003201momo...
>>551014369stelle...
>>551014369luochud...
>>551014369kiana kaslana (real)...
>>551014369Monkeypox...
The best thing about this patch is that it finally made people talk about the story. It forced people to look at the story without the hype to hide behind so now the shit that has always been there is finally exposed.If it was not for this patch people would default to saying Penacony was good because everyone said so.
>>551014369Hotaru....
penacony was good until the retcon
>>551014369
>>551014421Kill yourself subhuman.
>>551014842Until 2.1*
>>551014369Bronya...Seele...
>>551014762People also complained a lot about 3.7 since the story was just as shit because that was the ending to a 50 hour story
You now remember that each chrysos heir was supposed to have a flaw
>>551015102they dropped that really quickly
>>551014369Always
>>551014842>>551014971Only the Firefly moments were good
god enuff 4 auto star rail
>>551009137Duwon
I think Stelle is for me...
>>551015102and they did
>>551014842>Penacony was good when no one cared about the story and no one knew what actually happened
>>551015102Phainon whole point is that he didnt
>>551009137>pander to lesbianism religion>flopwater is wet
>>551014267I hate SampoI hate Sushang I hate Black Swan I hate MydeiI hate HysilenceI hare Silver WolfI hate Anaxa
>>551015273actually truehoneymoon period
>>5510152732.0 is still unbeaten
well that was easy
>>551015283Phainon was the most flawed of them all though?
>>551015264Pompom...
>>551015264kakaurine.......
>>551015264daniel...
>>551015264Me...
>>551015264Caelus...
>>551015102Most of them did though.I think they forgot to give it one to Hyacine, Anaxa and Hysilens though
I think Boothill is for me.
>>551015264Random homeless man...
>>551015789Anaxa's flaw was that he was so dedicated to his work that he'd eventually kill himself with it
>>551015859Uhh... who are you?
I am gay gay GAYI love long big COCKS I am super super GAY I love long big COCKS
>>551015789Anaxa's flaw is that he has a really good design for a female character, but ended up being a guy
>>551016026We know, firefly owners
>>551015264
>>551015859qq...>>551015789Hyacine is sefl sacrificing, Anaxa is self destructive, Hysilens is a fish
>>551016026Phainon...
>>5510149712.1 became great thanks to the retcon
>>551016026mydeimos...
1.x retcon when?
I am straight straight STRAIGHT I love long big COCKS I am super super STRAIGHT I love long big COCKS
>>551016164Nah, Aventurine appearing 2 seconds before Sunday's fight is not enough for him taking a whole patch.
huh, when did that happen
>>551016267That was 1.4
>>551016026Every Caelus player says this.
>>551016286Stelle...
>>551016286We know, Sparkle
>>551009137Fireflop killed the game for the second timeThey really thought that MLtards will roll a new support just for her, even though everybody know that they're super unloyal
>>551016286black swan......
I am gay gay GAY I love big fat BOOBSI am super super GAY I love big fat BOOBS
>>551016437Go back to /gig/ with your flop retcon dragon
>>551014369>>551015264Why do people want Caelus more than Stelle? Is he the cuter protag?
Would you roll for Cocolia if she came back?
>>551016743no
>>551016743>rolling for hags in HSRKEK
>>551015012Seele is perfection, how come she isn't Caelus most popular heroine?
>>551016710Most of the men are gay
>>551016880No "Seele"
>>>/v/729037853
What possessed this mentally ill creature >>551016990 to post a random /v/ thread here?
Phainon& Mydei: we love female breasts & pussies
>>551010329>>551009858Ur brown doe
>>551017320I think he is trying to say something
>>551017484FVARKKKKKKK
>>551017447>breasts & pussiesMydei has both, Phainon is so fortunate
>we still have 7 more weeks of this
>>551004607CAT RAEP
Black tier ass poster I can tolerate but kekposting I cannot tolerate. May a pack of futa Paimon violate the offender for all Eternity in hell.
>>551017484So hes light brown?
>>551016607>retconwrong
>>551018317>Durin was supposed to be evil, but not really, he was just poison for the world, but he was good and was just daydreaming that he was playing with everyone while they killed him>No, wait, now he was evil and we need to use the fake Durin from the tale and fuse him with the original to purify his maliceYes, retcon, like everything in Genshin as of late
My dick is 13.3% of Sparkle's 136cm body
>>551016437shotas are the only thing that can save our game
ITS OVER
Perkiest boobs in hsr star rail?
>>551018605>No, wait, now he was evil this is wrong
>>551018795Kot
>>551018627Mine is 11.2%....
>>551018779Next path for Caelus will make him a shota, screencap this.
>>5510186279.2% of her body
>>551018627Only 10.3% its over for me...
>>551003480You are trans, Mince.
>>5510186278.6%...
Even in 3.8 siggacake rabu
>>551019656proof???
YUNLISECKS
>>551018627>that "japanese"This was made by a ESL passing it through DeepL btw
>>551020005you are trans
>>551018627little slut doesnt wear basically anything for underwear
>>551018627>9.5%it's over
>>551020392total sparkle rape i dont care i will rape her in public
would you like to see my christmas
Phainon's micropenis...
When is the next evernight rerun?
>>551020494Is this >>551020606 ?
>>551020896After the Rappa rerun trannybro
>>551020896Hopefully in at least 6 months because I gotta save.
Well?
When are we getting new SPurgle leaks?
>>5510208968 months
>>551021104the more you stroke it to sparkle the sooner we get it
>>551021157way ahead of you
Summer Herta when?
>>551021263Summer
>>551021032options 1 and 3 are just plain weird
>>551021104somewhere between this week and the 30th for drip, and two weeks after drip for the beta.
Love your Pela
>>551021397You don't want a beautiful mother?
I fapped to The Emanator of Elation laughing at my dick again
>>551021485
>>551021494why would you rather have a beautiful mother over a steadfast one?
>>551021263Soon
>>551021553
>>551021986>using her stockings to measure your cockadvanced sph
>>551022054pela needs big ones
I knew a girl that looked just like pela
>>551022109proofs? why didn't you wife her?
>>551021986
>>551022161I post on about a chinese game on an imageboard. I do not have the ability to talk with women.
>>551022483then I'll talk to her and wife her instead
>>551021702Too. Big.
mimidei
>>551022429
>>551022429holy fucking sex
Im going to masturbate to THAT herta doujin again
5* Pela when?
My gamer girlfriend is absolutely perfect
>>551022889Your kot?
>>551022940that's not pela
>>551022925
>>551022859Need company?
>>551022925Screwllum...
Why does my E2 Herta struggle in MoC when she released this year?
>>551003323Being straight is normal
>>>/v/551023242
>>551023578You're supposed to get a new team every 2 months.
>>551023597who aren't you quoting?
>>551023597How'd that happen>>>/v/729045150
>>551023597is he wrong?
Enough name-calling
>>551023838Yes, Byleth's design is kind of shit. Very weird clothes.
>>551003323>self insert avatarwot
>>551023889whore
Star Rail for this feel?
>>551023578Single target boss duh
>>551023992He thinks he's playing Gaia Online
>>>
>>551024026Black Swan (the hand are female btw)
>>551022483Reminder that Topaz is wasted on sigga, retcon her to Caelus harem.
>>551024291>cuckbait >shit kitOwari da...
>>551014421I love the pig looking face here
>>551023578I believe the reason might be single target bosses with no matching element weakness. Hope that helps!
The pag gathering....
>>551024026Mydei and 33550556 Phainons
>>551024452That shouldn't matter in a well balanced game.
>>551024452not a problem in fgo though
>>551024731So your idea of a "well-balanced game" is one where units do not have battles where they excel and battles where they do not excel? Interesting
>>551022859which?
>>551024462Imagine being one of those poor 3 girls
>>551024731Ironic when Hunt has been in the dirt for the longest time because single target bosses almost always summon adds to help erudition characters cope while AoE bosses offer nothing for single target units.About time.
>>551023578What's the definition of "struggle" here? Like, you 2 cycle them instead of 1?
BTA is pumping
>>551024942It's not like Feixiao is any better off with her damage.
>>551024026jingloo
>>551024812>So your idea of a "well-balanced game" is one where units do not have battlesSo true, just turn HSR into a dating Sim game, battles are so tedious and the majority of the playerbase is always either complaining about fights or just not doing endgame in the first place.
>penacony was 3.8 is just retcon bullshit out the ass>Amphoreus finale was just Elysia shilling and her recreating the universe>FGO's ending is shaping up to be a full blown reset ending because the universe the game takes place in is a lostbelt too
>>551025190All good things that make the worst people I know mad.
>>551025014silver tier ass
I buttfucked Constance in her pussyAsk me anything
>>551024908>girls
>>551025190>>FGO's ending is shaping up to be a full blown reset ending because the universe the game takes place in is a lostbelt tooKEKI dont think I could have predicted that but it sure makes a lot of sense. the LBfags were all trying to figure out how to keep their branch alive probably so the "main" one had a chance too
>>551025190>penacony was 3.8 is just retcon bullshit So normal Penacony?
>>551025190Oh boy, can't wait for Shaoji to retcon that the Star Rail universe that we see just takes place in a Scepter!
>>551025249>Elyshart and fireshart shilling>GoodKys shartji slurper
>>551025403I would pummel you for defacing my fair maidens filthy pajeet.
What's going on in here?
>>551025525Mem SEX
>>551025501t. lives in pakistan
>>551025590No!
>>551025291Are you sure you weren't plowing her cleavage by mistake?
Is it Firecute or Cutefly?
>>551025704pagfly
>>551025704CuteflyHotacute
>>551003323>is male in real life>would rather stare at a man than a womangay
Mem hat was a massive success.Mem suit is needed.
Reminder they didn't retcon Clockie calling out Firefly as a dishonest bitch.
>>551025704blandfly
>>551025820Mem onahole needed as a real life merch product
>>551025704Firewife
>>551025803Yes
>>551025704Hotawife
Will her skin be usable on her Elation SP?
>>551025673They are big but she is more than just her tits you sexist swine.
>>551025704Cutefly
Herta Star : Rail
>>551025341Also>The main villain effectively created a pocket timeline to fool the root into thinking it was the "real" one and it worked>When everything in part 1 happened with goetia's incineration plan, CHALDEAS effectively swaped out earth/PHH with an empty bleached texture so this leads into LBs and other things essentially being glorified simulations and not real, alternate histories >In the finale chapter so far you're faced with "choice" beating the main villain and effectively erasing your timeline (the one fgo started with) entirely or letting the main antagonist win and finish his plan of killing the jungian shadow and making hyper evolved super humanity where they dont hide their emotions
>>551025803Did you know you can pull female characters to look at
Post your Mashu acquisition date
>>551026521ERRRROOOOOOOOOOSPARKLEEEE MUST FUCK YOU IN MY GF CLOTHINGGGGGGGG
>>551025803>>would rather stare at a man than a woman>erm see i like staring at womens butts while i play see i ain’t no homo!Tranny cope.
>>551026646>>erm see i like staring at womens buttsThe constance audience ladies and gentlemen, brown
>>551026329>xer doesn't know (You) show up in every cutsceneinb4 skipnigger
>>551026570sure
i lost every coinflip
>>551026826I do know (I) show up in cutscenes, that's why I picked male TB (I'm male)
Madam Herta...
>>551027202It looks like you have the money to spare, bwi
>>551027202>pity wormsBASED. She also hates worms!Also congrats fren!
>>551026809You are literally brown
I always though Stelle was very ugly but after watching some of her hentai, she's actually quite sexy and hotWhy did I pick paglus
You're a mean one, Mr. MinceYou really are a heelYou're as cuddly as a captchaYou're as charming as a trollMr. MinceYou're a bad anon with a greasy blacked fetish!
/hsrg/ - salesfagging, racial profiling and lonely social rejects general
>>551027202basedfaggotim jealous
>>551027202your sending wrong message to the devs
>>551027818Because you are a man
>>551027349bold of you to assume that i'm not just a retard with a spending problem
>>551027818sounds like you were gay at one point
I want to see what her lord ravager form would look like!
>>551027897As long as you’re not fucking up the rest of your life who cares bro.
>>551028075big tetas
Bros... Ziggy died...
>>551027828cute...
>>551027818
>>551028107true i guess. whats money if you cant spend it for what you want
>>551028162Not Z man...
But what about Yunli
>>551028162Comrade Z...
>>551028575still love her
>>551028575ndooby finckug craes aobut unri!
Imagine Terminus just as a herd of cats is adorable
No one cares about Caelus, and that's based
>>551028162>>551028503>>551028605>big war>one side uses the symbol Z>other side has a leader who's name starts with ZWho writes this crap
Mihoyo, fuck you. Fuck you so much.
>>551026570don't hurt me onii-chan...
>>551024462>chinese characters on the buildings... pagjust admit you're a retard
>Hey, Stelle... could you close your eyes?
>>551029143Firefly would be fine by now if her surgeon wasn't some gamer brat instead of the young, female, beautiful, genius cute madam Herta.
>>551028848so it's just 1 of many cats?it's not a character on its own?
>>551029328The cat we saw was not Elios
>>551029421Honkai Kart Rail when?
>>551029308this
Does she say something different if I did not spend all of her money?
>>551029308>somehow Herta accidentally kills her (its what she wanted)
>>551029476I didn't spend her money and I got the same line
Watching a video of someone play through for the past 200-300 days. I'm starting to think this game isn't good at least not for new players...
>>551029476OH no no no
>>551029421looks like suzuka but the image is mirrored...
>>551029562>>551029628Oh goodDamn it I did not intend to cry today
Acheron's words about meeting in Nihility/ death.It is all making sense.Fuck you Mihoyo. Fuck you.
>>551029869That music in the background. Shaoji, how is this wholesome?
So why doesn’t silver wolf just use her aether editing powers to hack Firefly’s status screen and remove the Entropy loss Syndrome trait from her character profile?
>>551029753lol bitch made
>>551026570>>551029220nothing wrong with making a JP alt bro!
>>551029753Firefly should've had a better ending
>>551030062It's a badly written power with no clear limit of what it can or cannot do
>>551027202welp, i guess i can use this to get her some perfect artifacts
Goddammit.
>>551010673Sexiest and prettiest 'hoyo girls!
Why did they make penacony worse?
>>551030284...and stelle
>>551030062Silver fraud talks big, but the most she has ever done with aether editing is teleporting some mooks away in HSS.She does more with conventional hacking than aether editing.
>>551030237>>551030182>>551030034>>551029869>>551029753https://youtu.be/S0h5yvN-b1Y?si=cwRKFrRs5xeUCzxB
>>551030062The same reason why Kafka rarely ever uses her powers to do her missions.
>>551026570i also have an unbroken login streak(globalkeks lol)
>>551030237she excreted her personality
>>551030512They got us good.
I haven't played this game for a year and a half now and I'm running out of material to shitpost. What are some materials I can use to shitpost my way into this Christian Anime Community again?
Rebuild of Starailelion:You cannot RETconny
>paglus
>>551027015>>551029220>>551030581What are grandpas doing here?
>caeluspag
>>551030858honkai is a boomer franchise lil bro, glad you enjoy it
I still don't get how TB used finality to overwrite firefly's death when the rest of the timeline is still the same so she still used propagation and got more entropy loss cancer.
>>551030596out of her nipples i hope
We are Terminus right?
He was a boyShe was a girlCan I make it any more obvious?
improvement suggestions?
>>551030719We are now flopping because they gave a black tier ass to our latest character and we ended up flopping in the same way ZZZ and genshin flopped
The save Firefly arc begins NOW
>>551030858i'm only 23
So we rewrote history to give cutefly the fireworks? And we will see her again in the last episode of star rail when we fight Terminus (forma de la Trailblazer)?
Constance's big breasts, big tits, shoulder boulders, big chest, BBFS, milk balloons, teats, mommy milkers
>>551027202you did good brother, hopefully they release more characters like her
>>551031107That will be when we become the aeon of Finality
I'm not even gay, but if Sparkle told me to suck on a cock, I'd probably do it
>>551031373its a lazy band-aid over the superbroken mess that is break but i'll take it over nothing, hope they try to further improve it. dunno why they blundered both dot and break like this
>>551031058...was?
I'm not even gay, but if Sparkle told me to let an Anon suck on my cock, I'd probably do it
>>551027202Why did you pull for Wormnon and Wormhill?
>>551031060if shes e6 would going 4p windset be better on her instead if you want to abuse the team-wide AA?
>>551031435>Become an aeon>Cure Firefly's space aids>Beat up Irontomb and free Cyrene>Seduce Guinaifen>Bully Herta (now Nous 2) a little bitStar Rail's future is bright
>>551031584because i fucking love CHADhill and GODnon. fuck you.
>>551031578
Do we have to forget this part because Nanook would see we are Terminus when he gaze upon Amphorus?
>>551031578>>551031776This is GODeimos btw
>>551031593doubtful, at e6 she deals some insane damage herself, if you'd ditch cavalry you'd lose out on a lot of that
>>551031578>>551031776we don't know if this game will EOS next year or a decade from now. but what we do know is that by the time that happens there will still not be a single soul that gives a shit about pag stew
>>551031831That's CUTEdeimos for you
>>551031846im guessing its just a bonus effect instead of something you change her relic set around like fugues e2 then?
>>551031893awoo
dead generaldead game
I AM GOING TO FUCK LA MANCHA