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INSANELY fucking based OP
horse p*ssy
>>551015017Which umas are the most homophobic?
>>551015017rice HERO would do this
>>551015253speCHUD
If I fuck Pokke, am I gay?
Uma oyakodon with these two!
>>551015253Special Week
>>551015324
>gimme a deck for Luna Fan runs, I need those 700k+ runs to make danchou happy NOW!Plus my basic spark runs of the last weeks have been utter dog shit.
>>55101532499% chance of being gay, but it's not 100%!
>>551015253Oguri only stopped eating when he was watching the sexiest mare he ever saw.
>>551015324no, actually do it, she's cute
>>551015324Depends. Are you a girl?
>>551015153What a cutie.
>>551015327Red Desire > Cafe
Digitan LOVE
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>551015532>>551015324>If I fuck a boy, am I gay?No. Don't be such a bigot.
>>551015586
>>551015324>Does having sex with women make me gayNo, unless you are a woman. There are no women in /uma/.
is there a piece of umamusume media in which maruzensky actually runs, instead of just aurafarming as a cameo character?
STAND BACK RICE ANTAGONIST A REAL HERO IS HERE
Wow, she's literally me!
>>551015729uhhh i think she runs once in season 1
witGOD only has 1(uno) confirmed CM win and yet he's loved by /uma/what is his secretand why won't /uma/ accept VF
>>551015729Yeah, her career.
>>551015784so this is why almost all IRL trainers are males
>>551015854SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR GAY ASS TRANNY TUBER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST>LIKE MY T HING STOP LIKING THE (not tranny) JAPANESE MAN!
>>551015729The Dream Fest in season 1? But that barely counts, as that's literally a made up race to give them an excuse for retired umas to run.
>>551015709>There are no women in /uma/.Are we sure? I can't change my bad habit of posting lewd stuff if there are girls around...
>>551015854buy an adfuck offgo dilate
>>551015854i like VF after his character arc
Ok, Oguri, I forgive you for the 4 turns in infirmary, the 6 random mood downs, and the jobbed races. You are very cute.
>>551015854VF is brown and intentionally gives out bad advice to make it easier for him to win CMs
>>551015987Don't worry, I like it when you post lewd images of umamusume asses
>>551016063oguri HATE
>>551015709there are no male fenomeno fans
>>551015932>male: performance oriented>female: emotional cunts that can't contain themselvesYes
>>551015987if there are they're most likely gay so there's really no problem in posting lewd umas
Not enough Curren love in that last thread, let's all love Curren a bit more in this one.
>>551015253laisu
>>551015854it's really easy:>umatuber, SEA :^(>umatuber, japan :^)
>>551016115She's one of the most loveable umas though...
>>551015854Witgod strats doesnt work on Global, he gaslighted everyone about not pulling Rice Riko banner we only got bailed out thanks to Cygenerous giving us free 100 pulls.VFshitter only farms win during SEA hours clubbing f2ps and is too much of a pussy hitting during American hours even though he has no job
>>551015253
(You)r male trainees btw
>>551012934thx autismbros
>>551011762>>551011762>>551011762
If you like pic related you're a woman.
I HATE CURREN
>>551016360Stop posting this trash webm.
>>551016434didnt ask tranny
>>551016302 (me)You're not helping my case here, Oguri...
>>551016360True!
>>551016360Keep posting this godlike webm
sex with seiun sky
>>551016360trve trve
>>551016346That is not what witgod saidHe said Christmas Oguri and Kitasan are higher priority than Rice/Riko so only pull if you have the enough for the former two. And he was the first sloptuber to talk about the rabbit strategy back when the balance patch dropped so you know he actually plays the game and tests his strategies out.
I wish I had that angry bitch-stare Dober picture because that's how I feel when I see the current state of the thread.
I wanna fuck boys(female)!
>>551016456Rice wouldn't say that, she doesn't have the guts.
This is extortion, by the way.
The next character posted is my wife.
sex with boys
thanks for the umahjong sadly I have 90+ TP right now
>>551016442I only like her for her body (inherit)
>>551016360YEP. THAT IS ME
>>551016716>the rabbit strategy back when the balance patch dropped so you know he actually plays the game and tests his strategies out.lol VF was the first one who used rabbit, and he is still using rabbit while midwitgod is a metacuck shitter
>>551016828This wouldn't be a problem if you regularly glued your horses
which uma is the straightest
I thought condor's fury will be good on tokyo 2000m but it blowsAlso not feeling a lot of impact from evil natureThinking about going oonige suzuka pace daiwa late gambler ryan now
>>551016480>t. opera/vodka/ryan/fuji/shakur/seiun/cheval/siriusfag
>>551016360>>551016609I'm gonna make Sirius into a real woman
Mare umas are extra sensitive down there. Don't ask me how I know.
>>551016360I just love them is all.
Is the anniversary stam card good? i never used it
shut the fuck up with your gay e-celeb e-boy shit
>stay gold's senior arima>all full power a rating umas too
god she's cute
>>551016947Mejiro Ryan, Calstone Light O, Dream Journey, for different reasons
>>551016947Makwueen desuwa
>>551017039 YOU WILL LIKE VF AND YOU WILL SUCK HIS TRANNY DICK
>>551015854Witgod is direct and informative. Most uma creators, especially the ESL ones, churn out low quality videos full of extremely basic information that are watered down with pointless language eg: "so obviously if you want free carats for your account you may want to check out this event, which will let you get free carats for your account." VF actually checks those same boxes; he's ridiculed because he's a twink who cries on stream and posts these long rants about how overjoyed he is to win a CM with his oshi like he just beat cancer or something. If he weren't a low grade lolcow he would be popular on /uma/.
Uma that would be okay with eating ass?
>>551017045smart too
>>551016947Can you really gauge that when trainer-san can be male or female ingame?
>>551017042Are these all umas that beat Stay Gold IRL?
>>551017045Correct!
>>551017042OUR HEROESand special week
>>551016937I assure you, this is not the issue.
im getting that s rank TONIGHT
lmao
>>551016123is that so....
>>551017045yeah she's MEGA cute. on opposite day, that is
>>551017303why wit nature
>>551017045>>551017165>>551017256More like DUMB Falcon
>>551017438ryan
>>551015854witgod's videos are short, to the point, and contain useful, actionable information. They also show deep knowledge of the game's training and race mechanics. That makes /uma/ respect him more than most of the others, who fail at one or more of those categories.
>>551017247YepStay Gold was actually from Fuku's gen
>>551017440That's not a very nice thing to say.
>>551015987Millenial and Gen Z women are bi and post more lewd shit than you.>>551016346Sparking that banner and not having carats for MLB Kitasan would be an account bricking disaster. It was wildly overhyped and he was objectively correct when he pissed on its parade.
>>551017023Good source of Concentration for TT runs or Focus for parent runs
>>551017440no mentioned you, go away
I don't get how to make 1200speed 1000power umas with just speed/wit cardsI know it's possible, I saw that even crazier stat spreads with similar decks but I just can't replicatethis was the luckiest I've gotten this week and it's still not good enough
>>551017682 (me)Actually I shouldn't have said Focus for parent runs.It's a good source of many front skills for front parent runsNo one else cares about focus and fronts care about more than focus from suzuka
ermwhat the uma?
>>551017735bwo? your 18 power sparks?
>>551017023If you need front runner hints. Statswise it's a bit worse than the good MLB SRs.
>>551017873POST MORE SWEATY UMAS
>>551016492>>551017873I want to motorboat Creek's boobs
>>551016360what constitutes a boy uma? what do i do if i accidentally have sex with an uma (male)
>>551017607>and post more lewd shit than youI doubt it
sniff?
>>551017873i like titties too but creek looks like she got dropped on her head here
Whats the stamina requirement for Arima Kinen?I dont want to train for Scorpio Cup anymore after today.900 stamina + 1 gold or 1000 stamina + 1 gold?
>>551017897I still have garbo sparks, that was with 6x 2* medium and I still didn't get it, the 9* stam was good thoughgod, I wish I had 9* power/stam 9* medium
>>551017735Probably has to do with your spark loadout or your burst priorities
>>551017080season 2 episode 9
Next CM, can I run double Oguri?
>>551017607Riko's only saving grace is that she gives you what, 125ish stamina in a career? And that's IF you finish her event chain, so five turns spent, none of which are better (32 vs 30) than a Sleep Deprived rest for energy regain. I'm not even sure it's worth it. It's nice to have the mood ups, but Aoi is better at everything except the stamina gain, so I begin to think either a) pal cards aren't as essential as I've been led to believe, or b) Aoi is as effective or more. I think I'll test this out, do 30 runs with Aoi and compare with Riko. I've been borrowing Riko (zero copies of her) pretty much every run until now.
>>551018075Chud SEX
>3* power parent run with a perfect sweep of G1 wins>practically fuckall in terms of other sparks I'm not even mad that its pow instead of stam, I'll take it, but come on man
>>551017943
>>551018113Only one Oguri per team, she's irreplaceable.
>>551018248Cute
>>551017735you're very unlikely to get 1k power without 14-18* power sparks on parents that have double circle affinity.
my beloved
>>551016723What, this?
>>551018248
>>551017996The bare minimum might be handsome women that attract more women/dykes than men, I guess? Girls like Symboli Sirius and Fuji Kiseki fall into this category but they're not "boyish" either.
WAKE UP DANCHOWAKE UP
>>551018425>>551018379>>551018325>>551018303cringe
>>551016723>he hasn't been collecting angry Dobers
>>551017165>MLBs Air Shakur in a single multi-pull
what can spe do to gain people's love as the MC of uma again?
>>551018518
>>551018475LET HIM FUCKING REST
>>551018518post dober 9
>>551018565Spe? MC? since when?
>>551018227oh wtf lame
>>551018518>>551018325>>551018578Lust-provoking stares
>>551015784need more trainers for that feel
>>551015017Happy Holidays /uma/!! Don't forget to do your career every 4 days!!
>>551018518give me your dober folder NOW
I still can't believe we lost because the manager benched our best player
>>551018554what the fuck lol
>>551018565just wait for her chapters in main storyunless you mean jp then lol lmao
>>551018554If I lost to this I would certainly "Neck" myself.
>>551018578Your concerned Fuji? Saved to the Fuji folder.>>551018614Here you go.
>This Double S Taiki jobbed in one of my room matchesRNG game
No pan gyarus
>>551018554WHOOOOOOS GAME IS IT!?
>>551018785Witfags will see this and insist that wit isn't a joke stat.
>>551018379Pokke sex...
>>551018149if you haven't actually tried doing aoharu runs without riko up to this point, then you should make sure to publicly recant this post once you do.
>>551018785No way that lost wtf, Im uninstalling if I have something like that and lose to some A+ uma
Are you gay if you fuck Stay Gold? She acknowledges that she used to be a stallion.
>>551015668The council members need to run around in their race uniforms. CB doesn't look like herself in a school uniform
w-why is currenchan letting a group of elderly ojisans run a train on her...
Inari One.Thoughts?
>>551018930That post was copied from a couple of threads ago, I wonder if that anon ever got around to actually doing it.
>>551018518Most angry Uma?
>>551018765
>>551018915Whats thats room like 5 debuffers lmao
>>551019036Shit
>>551018915My 568 Wit Taiki managed to keep 4th place with the SS Taiki hot on her ass.
>>551018785well the main problem is she's using the wrong hand
>>551018113It's the same girl, she's just wearing different clothes, so no you can't bring two of her.
i get having work but if you're in a club you can at least do your dailies
>>551016885Ten thousand hours learning to draw hands, eight seconds learning to draw noses
>>551017735parents are the most important thing
post something cute
>>551018698>happy holidaysDANCHOU BAN THIS MOFO
Ass Wonder
>>551018709How? Should I put them all on catbox?
>>551018554>groundwork
>>551019036stupid midgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G85wBZ63HPE
>>551016123We have atleast one fenomenofag hereIm like 97% certain they are a male
>>551018593this is the second month in a row bro has rested
>>551018930>always use Tazuna instead of Riko for my Sprint and Mile runs>objectively better results because she's flat out a better pal cardRiko fucking sucks her limp dick dates are trash and if she wasn't a stamina dispenser I'd never use her
>>551016123fenomeno's singing makes me cum
>>551019036>eye levelnyooooo i'm not a midget....
For once I am feeling good about a CM. Not pictured: the other 3 rooms where I jobbed.
>>551018930She's as essential as Tazuna was during URA. Which is to say, not really.
hi bwos did we win divegrass finals?
>>551019405just put your whole folder in a zip file and drag n drop it into mega/catbox/whatever
>>551019558I want riko to fuckng suck my limp dick on a date...
>>551019618hmmmm... nyo
>>551019618Yes. No.
Semen is safe for the week, but it seems like I'll need to refine my umas to start getting into the 600k range very soon.
>>551019036The new episode was supposed to hype her up as a new major character, but i dont like the short loud mouthed country girl. What makes her special beyond this? Why can't they bring back March as a rival i like her a lot
>>551019459If you're talking about me I'm not actually a fenomenofag, she just popped like three times in a row for me on those "this randomly selected uma will rape you" games.>>551019558For those distances running both is the play.
>>551019597Post umas made without Riko
I'm more of jealous of Mambo if anything. Our club's total fans is a teamwork and not because of one or two trainers having a high fancount
>>551019618It was so bad that the manager abandoned us and went back to jp
>>551019350>552witwhy did you even bring wit cards
>>551017013fuji is just asking to get paizuri'd wearing that outfit
>>551019618In the sense that divegrass is fucking off to the jp thread forever, yes.
>>551019771As one of mambo's top earners I'm getting tired of it and will flatline soon
>>551019761I actually ran both for my Libra aces. I don't need any stamina for Bakushin beyond what I get from smashing power training, Riko would waste a slot.
>>551019753her tits are huge
I switched to 2 speed 3 wit setup and have the most unholy runsCan some anons post Scorpio cup umas they made and their card setup.
>>551019858>long hairRuined.
>>551015413Just use the maruzensky deck. You'll need a parent that can fix her shitty mile aptitude though.
>>551019727Same. I was 560k this week, probably could have gotten 570 or 580 with more attempts. Going to retrain my entire sprint team next week and eventually the whole roster now that I have Kitasan.
>>551019618Anon...
>>551018709>>551019629Thanks, here you go:https://files.catbox.moe/1em75m.zip
>>551016063fat fuck is going to eat that doll
>>551019987Oooooh angry dobers
>>551019727Your TT spreadsheet bwo?
>>551019898No, I don't want to be laughed at
Excuse my wall of autistic rambling.My past 40 something runs have been really bad and I'm trying to figure out what's going wrong. Because 40+ runs of lowroll might be the right answer but it really doesn't feel like it.These are the best Scorpio umas I've shit out so far they ate shit in every test room I put them into.Almost all of them are using stam spark heavy parents (14* stam, 3* power for the lates, 18* stam for Taiki)Also all my SSR and SR support cards. Digitan specifically is who I want advice for. In the pic I somehow got that out of a meme guts run but I'm unable to make anything better with Kita/Brian/Sweep/R Riko/Wit Nature/ and either MLB Hishiama or MLB Marvelous Sunday. It's really fucking hard for me to cap with only three speed cards, but if I go up to four she becomes a total powerlet. Either way she does the worst by far when testing.
>>551019036worse marvelous sundayepisode was boring but it's end of season wrap up so whatever
>>551019761Nah there is some anon here that genuinely has her as their favorite
>>551019687>>551019723>>551019792>>551019864>>551019984aww nuts
>>551019987Sweet thanks
>>551019036How is she different from Tamamo other than being stacked?
>>551019753Because Inari One achieved something compared to the jobber that is March
>>551019382her ass is a wonder
>>551020095Happy for you or sorry that happened
>>551019987thanks bwo
>>551020236She can also run on dirt unlike tamamo
Bored Scorpio room 84199792
>>551019898mlb kita, amazon, eishin, r riko, and borrowed rice3lb stinko
>>551019898I think you just have to highroll. This is the best I've been able to do with 2speed/3wit/Riko and it is nowhere close to what I see in practice rooms. I don't at all understand how to play this sort of deck.
I had originally intended to try Scorpio with a Scarlet/Vodka/Digitan team but after realizing that the rainy weather conditions were supposed to mirror the 2001 Autumn Tenno Sho i have decided to shamelessly steal another anon's idea of running Doto/Opera/Digitan insteadBut considering the layout of the meta going into this CM i'm not exactly sure how what position i should run these threeGoing triple pace feels counterintuitive
>Vodka (and Daiwa) are launch umas>super popular, get tons of art and fans of both of them>only one alt each>BOTH Christmas-themed>BOTH lacking in fanserviceWhat is this bullshit?
>>551020054You had better be pulling like 800k if you have a freaking spreadsheet bwo
I WILL NOT JOIN ROOMI WILL NOT JOIN ROOMSI WILL NOT HOIN ROOMSI WILL NOT JOIN ROMSI WILL NOT FUCKING JOIN ROOMS
>>551019898I'll post mine if we can go 1 thread without a TM Bird O image.
>they only missed the quota by this much>it's fine
>>551019942>Gay anonRuined.>>551020276WEI~~
>>551020359They drew a fucking awesome swimsuit for Daisca and wasted it on a welfare card instead of letting us race her in that frilly thing.
>>551020095Not talking about Grass/Digitan since they kinda suck for this CM.You overstammedYou don't need Swinging MaestroYour greens aren't goodMost of that comes down to being click-dependent, can't get good stats every run, but you really really don't need 900 stamina and swinging maestro.
>>551020332I would join but I'm still remaking my ace
>>551019727unity was a big upgrade and now with mlbkb will be another round of upgrades
>>551019898you just need to get rucky and max the wit rainbows super early with unity training so you can keep highrolling without resting
>>551020394danchou will kick them for christmas. Trust.
>>551019618VODs? I didn't know we were in divegrass finals. This community doesn't seem that excited about it compared to my old general /nikg/ where manager man makes posts and others get excited and post gifs of highlights
>>551019960Having a good Kitasan and being able to borrow a FineMo or some other wit card is going to be big for me as well. Best of luck to you there, bwo.>>551020054My wit level is not nearly high enough to comprehend this approach.
Here's your fit, /uma/
>>551020359Those two need their own CinGrey style anime, at least a cour's worth
>>551020394whatever you say r@
>>551020590Kicked on Christmas morning...
>>551020636thanks unc
how did they manage to make every single uma so supremely attractive and breedable? (except that one ugly retard yall know who I'm talking about)
>>551020532>can't get good stats every runMy problem is I can't get good stats on ANY run and I don't know how much of that is a skill issue and how much of that is a luck issue.
>yall
>>551020394Dancho can't count to 3 so it's never 3 days
>>551020359Scarlet's christmas dress is all the fanservice I need
>>551020636scrungly ass horse going in in her pajamas
>>551020706don't talk about ryan like that
How can you guys get S rank umas?Even highrolling my best seeds I can barely make it to A+, fucking Unity cup won't let me have it
>>551020591you can probably try https://www.twitch.tv/vglvods but they haven't ended stream so the vod may be up later
>>551020054>VBA for silly horse game
How strong is MLB Riko compared to 1LB? should I consider borrowing it now?
>>551020850Your MLB Kitasan? Your MLB Biko? Your MLB Creek? Your MLB Fine Motion?
>>551020591Its really just one or two shitters in the thread making a big stink out of divegrass liveposting. Also, today's vod will eventually show up on https://implying.fun/vgl25/
>>551020706special week may be a fat fuck but she is NOT that ugly nor retarded
>>551020850deck status?
>>551020752>reddit man
>>551020636literally perfect wife material
>>551020706dont be mean to curren chan
>>551020054>VBAMy brother in fucking christ
>>551018785post deck?
>>551020957>yall
>>551020095NSM isn't as good this time around because final spurt is hundreds of meters after late race starts. Additionally proc'ing shooting on lates is going to be very hard since this CM is front heavy and the window is smaller to activate it. Debuffers feel very irrelevant this time around unless you hit the unlucky triple dedicated debuffer room. Get MAYBE 1 white if your stam + guts is less than 1300.
>>551020706They were born in one of the many parts of Asia where everybody looks the same, so they had to invent new, fictional ways for people to look in order to avoid extreme boredom. But in the end they failed to escape their natural tendency to expect everybody to look the same, so their fictional characters almost all look the same as one another, especially within a single creative work. If that shared look happens to be an attractive one, then the result you describe will be produced.
>>551020890MLB R Riko is as strong as 1LB SSR Riko lmao
>>551020850It's just that easy
>>551019898Only one I'm happy with so far.
>>551020645At least Cygames seem to be hinting that they'll get a dedicated chapter in Main Story 2 in the future, but God knows when that will be.
>>551021135>just be a filthy piglol
>>551020752whats wrong with saying yall...
>>551021037Two Natie with 2 gold debuffs is enough to kill pace chasers with 900 stamina
>>551021183>Main Story 2Main Story 2 has already ended
>>551020359the ugly ass vodka christmas has NSM btw lol all vodka enjoyers will be forced to run that one
>>551020927>>551021135>nature and biko mlbNo wonder
>>551021220I experienced that 1 time in scrims. If I get queued against doulbe natures in every single CM match I will simply crash out in the thread and pretend to quit.
>>551021251Make that Main Story 3 then, or whatever.
>>551020636Okay not gonna lieThe end of her career is real cute
Which one? Both are pretty even in public rooms but the Umalator says the first one is faster despite no medium S
>medium S>late S>rainbows disappear during senior summerumazing
>>551021216Litmus test to identify either age, skin tone or bothIn case it wasn't clear, using it is not the result you want
Y'all, I just lost my Hopeless Stakes to Goldship. Is this a sign?
>>551021252It looks neat and the victory celebration is great
which uma would be shocked to learn they were a stallion
>>551021442...what?
do kiryuin and riko come back? i love them
>>551021423Left can die. Go right
Sorry danchode. I'm too busy on jp farming for stegol and potentially daring tact/almond eye in 2months
>>551021554creeku
>>551021252you can change character costumes to whatever you want now
>>551021459It'll be okay if you focus a lot on unity trainings to improve your team. Just get a good bunch of girls and y'all will be well on y'all's way to beating that Team Zenith!
>>551021421>I have to wait 2 years for thisFuck my stupid chud life
>biko doesnt get rerun ever againnyo I'm bricked......
Are late surger really viable in this CM? Mine never catch up with all the front niggas
>>551021596>Really like the font Japs have and how bold and easy to read it isI'm sure it's down to our letters being thin ass shit but man, the way people font stuff can be awful
>>551020636Who thought this was a good design?
>bite tongue>mood down
>>551021645Not true. If you spend all your time learning Japanese, you'll be able to play it in its current form in only about 22 months.
>>551020636looks like a sexpat in seasia
>>551021787You promise?
>>551021554Falco
>>551020636He's literally me
>>551021554gold city
>>551021596so I guess this is them explaining away why uma stego is so chill compared to the real one
>>551021725Nah that's from Google image translation
Why did they do Spe dirty in that Stego CM?
It's fucking impossible to win Mile races during your parent runs. I've done Pasas secret event like 1-2 times out 6 tries.
>>551021754she just like me frfr
>>551020054What is even on this?
>>551021421Can't wait for that one guy to update his edit that has IRL race commentary.
>>551021968because stego tried to bite him
6 runs in a row Turbo's event chain fails on the first stage. I dont even know why I am trying to use her.
>>551021421sick
>>551022094Why are you even using that?If you want Taking the Lead use Wit Bourbon
>>551015307>>551015338>>551016353But how can she be homophobic when she's gay for Suzuka?
>>551021825Yeah, y'all can definitely do it
>meet stat goals>get medium S>not enough greens for groundwork>meet stat goals>get 3 greens + groundwork>no medium SLET ME OUTI WANT TO BE LET OUT
>>551021968You think so?https://youtu.be/MiBu3IdevYc
I have 3 medium S runners for CM7. Do I keep grinding them to improve or do I settle for whatever happens in the finals?
>>551021997Let me guess you got cucked by Taiki?
>>551022201That's why I don't like training frontsSpurt is also hell but at least there's better sources
>>551022227go test them in public lobbies. a lot of trainers in there are whales so you get the worst scenario
>>551020332unironically what do I have to do to defeat the suzuka menace?
>>551022201my adventures in Libra
I like it when you rest in summer and the uma sticks her foot in your face
>>551022227Start grinding for Sagittarius, panic course correct during Round 2 if things are looking grim
>>551022353run oguri latewith pump and sfv
>>551022353Bring your own bignig to kill her
>>551021596>career ends with stego thanking the real stego(horse) for the bonds he made on his journey in life and for letting her experience them in her life.>but then goes on to say that even though he let her experience those bonds the bond she has with her trainer is hers and hers alone and that her own journey was pretty great too.cute single dad
>>551022201Just become a casual player, anon. It's easy. It's good. Come on. Come on in. It's okay. It's okay. It'll be okay.
>>551022227
am I fucking myself over by not bringing a dominator? I want to run a late ace
>>551022493EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES
>>551022186She's Suzusexual, completely different
>>551016123Huh? I'm a global newfriend so I don't know much about unreleased umas, but she seems cute and cool, and is apparently the only normal gold.
>>551021917does just a way has a chance to be added, seems like a decent horse for the average
>>551022353My Pace Chaser can catch up to her fine. You're probably lacking BOTH velo and accel skills in the last spurt
>>551022523Simply put Dominator on your late ace
>>551019525tiny tight umanko
>>551022353you couldn't even beat the tachyon lol
>>551022604Well one factor you should take account of is that /uma/ has extremely bad taste in everything. You are probably right about whoever this foreign horsegirl is
>>551022665
>>551022651She didn't say no
>>551021754Literally me, especially if it ends up causing a canker sores
>>551022665Damn, what deck did you use Grass-chad?
>>551022665but my late ace is digitan...
>>551016981cute family
>>551015854I only watch moomoo and henry. No idea who these rice people even are.
>>551022619Yet another horse stuck in rights jail because the owners are sticks in the mud.
I fucking hate when your uma wins a goal race but then their story goes "yeah I won.... but I'm still not as good as [insert rival uma that I just smoked]"write a better fucking story
Out of these four, Who do you like the most?
>>551017045why is her head so round
>>551015854I don't follow manchildren for advice when their biggest achievement was golden pixels on a screen
>>551022965Not every uma can be full of confidence anon
>>551022665pump doko
>>551022748So run Asswonder or Luna.>>5510227872* Power on both parents, same 3* Speed Goldshit GP, 3* Speed Bobo, 3* Stam Vodka>>551022793Sorry for your loss.
>>551021596>>551022476I will bully her in bed
>>551022965That's usually because you rewrote history and everyone is glitching out over it.It would be nice if it was a bit more dynamic though.
>>551022040It started off as a way to check the data from the gaslight doc. Nowadays I mostly use it to keep track of which umas to set as TT aces and which ones are next on the chopping block once the line starts creeping closer
>>551022990Probably Super Creek the most, Tama and Oguri are about the same and I don't know enough about Inari One to have an opinion on her.
>>551022990Inari One!
>>551022990WE BUILT THIS CITY
>>551022990Inari OneShe's small and has huge tits, and that's all I need in my life
>>551022990Oguri
>>551022990creek
>>551022965they can't make the horses call each other slurs or it'll upset the owners unfortunately
Hey guys wanna play some Weiss schwartz
>>551022990Creek > Oguri > Tamamo > Inari OneI really like them all though.
>>551022990I don't have a strong opinion about any of these umas but I guess Inari One would be my choice just because she looks the cutest
>>551022990Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>551022990Inari PSYCHO
>>551023141I can imagine hugging them being a problem
>>551022965I like how Jordan's career handles this. She can win the Arima Kinen but then end up feeling waaaay out of her depth because afterward a bunch of more intellectual-type horses come up and start admiringly asking her about her winning strategy and she can't even keep up with their questions, so she just ends up feeling like she's now way out of her depth, and she must only have gotten lucky to win against these people, and so on. That's the only instance of this that has really made sense to me.It's pretty embarrassing in some of the girls' stories though.
>>551018698it's merry christmas xir
Will Seiun ever get a rerun?
>>551022990le meme bakayaro girl and le meme hongry gorl
>>551022465there was a big nige in this race didn't do shit>>551022624I don't think I can get more than fast learner on oguri like that one is>>551022734don't make me feel worse
>>551022965>>551023401neicha's response to winning her first race against teio also makes sense
>>551016948Oonige is a must it seems. You need it to not lose to it, but it will always lose if there's more than one.
>>551022885bummer, would love to see if they do funny bits with golshi and gentildonna
>>551023458there are 2 bakayaros in that image
>>551022965Haru Urara's is the worst for this cause everyone still talks like you lost the race.
>>551023430I think she's a rare case of a trainee that does
>>551022965Taishin's version of this with the Kikuka Sho if you survive the debuff is alright. It's not a "uwu I'm just a shiddy baby" but "fuck I really shouldn't have done that"
>>551023065>wit nice naturePlease tell me I can replace that one
>>551023560that oneyou know the one
I'm seeing a lot of talk about how an opposing Suzuka will win if you don't bring your own Suzuka. I really like Suzuka but I wasn't planning on running her until you all started talking about how necessary she is. Will I be called a meta slave if I add her to my oshi team?
>>551017303Why guts?
Why doesn't the trainer simply have sex with his trainee?
Well I was trying to make a parent or whatever but then this came out... Is it useful... I hate taiki tho tbqh
>>551023754suzuka will get raped by dominator and she will run out of stamina and meet the same fate as the IRL suzuka
>>551023754I, specifically, will follow you from thread to thread to call you a metaslave.
>>551023772Trainer is a woman, anon.
>>551022476Imagine bragging about your trainer to your real horse self.Actually besides stego who else knows about their irl versions again?
>>551023842Is one dominator enough or I'm better off with 2?Maybe 2 dominators and Nice Natie with Tether?
>>551018930>>551019072Okay, first Rikoless run. This is the statline using a very shitty stamina card and running every G1 I could. Needed to use recreation twice (Mayano got five mood downs, which is abnormal, usually it's 1-3 per career now), so if I ran less races and used a better stam card, I probably could've reached stamina requirement for Scorpio. I've had much worse runs using Riko.
>>551023842Interesting...>>551023859I knew it. Will you leave me alone if I bring a Dominator Rudolf instead?
>>551021880rather it's another reference to the outsiders
>>551023917You will never be a woman
>>551023949Nice Nature can also be a dominator. See here: >>551020529
bros...
>>551023917Sorry but all the female trainers we meet in game are kinda shit trainers.Therefore if you are a good trainer you must be male.
>>551022990Tama
>>551024021Even if he does I'll take his spot and call you a coward instead
I might be retarded but triple dominator isn't doing shit for me, and it didn't work the last time I tried it as well (gemini?)
>>551022476>>551023948i knew this screenshot would come in handy, i just didnt realize it would be so soon
>>551023792Pretty scary looking. For this CM redshift is a bad inherit and NSM isn't an insta win. Despite that hope I don't queue into that.
Sex with gyarus
>>551024073I don't know, she seems more like a submissive to me
Cinegray's anime got me emotional multiple times and I have no idea how the hell that happened. I have reason to suspect it's earnesty because it certainly wasn't the music trick.
>>551024021All forms of the Emperor are acceptable.
Stego getting reprimended by McQueenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMIuj23dFEYGrandpa telling dad to be a better father for grandson
>>551024083>pace maruzensky instantly winsFeels good
>>551020110You might not know me anymore, but I know it's you Dancho.
>>551023754your mind is irreversibly raped if you care that much about what strangers think of you
>>551023948Neo Universe
How do i farm event points? I want to MLB this cutie
>>551024213I will make a Dominator Rudolf then.>>551024116>>551024253It's truly over for me...
>>551024285use 2x on a bakushin career and race forever
>>551024104It's not fair, (you)'re considered a prodigy. An Uma training god.
narita top broad
>>551024275Is it really just her?Coulda swore there was another... oh well.
>>551024209you are getting older
>build Taiki with useless inherits but double circle affinity and Medium A right off the bat>use Taiki as a parent but single circle affinityIt's chopped, gang. I think I'll go with Option A.
>>551015854>witgod>short videos>F2P focused>guides are straight to the point>non-clickbait titles>a lot of F2P can feel connected with his guides>can recreate his builds >puts a disclaimer at times if what he's saying is only his own opinionMeanwhile>VF>very disconnected with F2Ps>will unironically show you "recommended deck" full of MLB SSR>very long ass guides >80% of the guide is talking about his own bullshit and opinions>treating said things as facts>ULTIMATE GUIDE TO WINNING 90% WIN RATE>mix gaslights in between of truths in his guide>known from his gemini cup gaslight and have underpowered SSR Natie on purpose>seethes when proven wrong>unironically only does front runner teams which is whale focused
>>551024253This game has made us all a little bit more spiritually brown.
>>551023792That is strong. I'd prefer more Wit, and A&S isn't useful on this track if there is even 1 non-shit front, and Rushing Gale isn't great, but everything else is strong.
>>5510243422x?
>>551024392shakur and kinda tachyon
why does this shabby midget hobo activate my neurons so intently? is it the kino no tabi reference just being too powerful?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVIQ3CTxB0g
>>551024397Aren't I supposed to be more cynical and grumpy when I get older therefor making it harder to enjoy media and its tricks?
>>551024456you can use 60 TP to get double rewards
>>551024104All you have to do is play as a female trainer and then she'll be as good or as bad as you can manage. I understand it's more popular around here for anons to watch their girls become ever more intimate with fictional men who are not them, though. Some kind of cuckold thing or whatever. That's cool too, whatever gets you going
>>551024374Sorry but thems the rules.Maybe introduce a not shit female trainer then.
>>551024475depends on your environment
>>551024416Don't forget>witgod has a real job >vf is a college dropoutI know how to choose who is worth following
>tabbed out and forgot about Summer again
>red shift is...le bad!>nsm is...le bad!>pump is... le bad!ok so what fucking accels can i even run on this stupid ass track
which is better, turf S or medium S?
>>551024516>All you have to do is play as a female trainerSorry anon but im a guy, so no.
>>551024473wait they update legend changer for some future umas? that's fucking kino
>>551024601Witgod is also /fit/, draws his own thumbnails
>>551024639None
>>551024639dober's unique
>>551023685that one is mandatory anon
>>551024473maybe you are into tomboys with small bodies
>>551022965the only good one is King Halo where if you win her bitch mother doubles down and Halo is devastated going "but...but I won..." as she says it doesn't matter and she should retire anyways since she wasn't elegant enough about it. Her mom being unimpressed with a single G1 victory also makes sense because Goodbye Halo was a mega champion so she wouldn't care her daughter won just one big race
>>551024475Nah, you shed your pretensions and embrace sincerity a bit more.t. 37
>>551024670Kinda bisexual then. That's cool
>>551024550My ningen wife
>>551024516Remember to dilate
>>551024458For shakur its more her computer program is aware of her horses life iirc, but not shakur herself.Dunno about tachy
>>551022990tamamo
>>551024639whatever you do never fall for the OYL meme, this shit just does not proc
>>551023430she will spook you sooner or later. If you are that desperate the all uma banner is in a month or two
>>551024742Guess I can borrow that and use my lb0 kitasan for now and see how it goes
>>551024639redshift, nsm and pump
bakuSHIT
>>551024639I dropped my acceleration choices in exchange of more velocity as a pace chaser and it works
>>551024639All 3 of those are gaslights lolIt's going to be so funny when you guys do your rounds and look at the horses that win.
>>551024752>Wins the dahby>Her mom calls to congratulate Spechud for being cute
why is this good again? doesnt the conditions mean it will always proc in the middle leg?
>>551024558>>551024759I'm having a hard time believing either of you. And im only 3 years younger than you.
>>551024184Just that one, thanks.
need a girl that's wahahaha in the streets but chowa in the sheets
>>551024639triumphant pulse
>>551024909>sirius is meant to appeal to women with her "puppy" talk and domineering personality>give her huge titswhat did cygames mean by this?
>>551024909One of these does not belong there.Hint: 4 of them won more than one G1 race.
>>551024639Corner acceleration
>>551024782>ONE trainee gets injured and cannot race anymore due to actions outside of her control>spergs out, quits, and becomes the tracen Übermenschthank god taiki is american enough to lead the rebellion against herwhile her training methods are good she needs a good dicking
>>551025021you're correct, it's bad specifically for this track. the skill only works for dober herself. inherited version sucks.
>>551024909Falco thinks she's on the team LMAO
who's gonna run our divegrass team now that we've been abandoned by the jpchads
>>551025143Women are all gay.
>>551024432>>551024164Thank you anons, I'll consider her a backup if my oshis don't pan out.
the hail mary actually worked
>>551024909>falco
>>551025181It's Smart Falcon, because she stole Haru Urara's spot in Team Carrot Pudding!
>>551025143>meant to appeal to womensays who?
>>551024909>dirt Umadisgusting
>>551025206On it boss. Operation Rape Riko is a go
As the day progresses, posting slows and off-topic /umaJP/ talk intensifies
>>551025021It either procs at the beginning of the final corner (if it's mid-race) or as soon as you go into late-race (if it's not the final corner). For this CM, the inherited version does not work, much like inherited red shift on front/pace.
>>551025225>>551025267the funniest thing is that it should've been oguri there instead, as the idol hors that came from the countryside like Haiseiko
>>551025143Women can also enjoy big tits, anon.
>>551025256You stole my Digitan's rainbows. Give them back.What other three cards are you running? Riko, Haru, Natie?
>>551021893All the same really, my problem is tiny fonts or typesetting that is hard to read.
Alright...
>>551025181I still find it funny that it's Sirius who's a jobber there
>>551025181>>551025225>>551025267>>551025387Today, I will remind them.
>>551025023Idk man. Part of it is that we're on 4chan and you need to be cynical to be cool here because the identity of the site is founded on counter-culture, but one thing I've discovered as I age is that I just don't care what other people think of things as much. The obvious effect of this is that you are free to scorn popular things (very 4chan of you sir), but the less obvious other side of the coin is that you are free to like things or feel things other people don't care about. I am old enough to be sick to death of cynicism and lack of sincerity, hiding truth behind a veil of sarcasm.This has been my TED talk on why seeing girls run for their dream is emotional.
whats a good gutsmaxxing deck
>>551025574>dirtDon't care.
>>551025225>>551025267>>551025387Apologise to Falco right now.
>is a legend-changer
>>551025574>d*rtdoesn't count
>>551025539Riko, Haru, SSR Bijin (for Corner Accel)
>>551025181Dumb Falcon doesn't belong anywhere near my glorious lady.
>>551025639>>551025574.............in dirt
Is there a roadmap for upcoming umas I can check?
Teio!
How much stamina is needed on late surgers? I thought it was about 800 for full spurt but I'm seeing pace chasers with that much doing just fine...
Am I supposed to borrow Fine Motion or Riko if I have neither?
>>551025143since when puppy talk is exclusive to women lol?
>>551025574>Falco took a lot of LsSHE REALLY IS A LOSER LMAOOOO
>>551025338Do most men actually get off on the idea of being treated like a dog by a woman? Are you willing to wear a leash for her?
>>551025225>>551025267This, but with Fraudulent Symboli
cute
>>551025738You're supposed to get both by spending as much money as it takes to get both. You SHOULD play casually and mess around, borrowing whatever you feel like borrowing, and saving your strategy questions for games in which skill and effort are rewarded.
>t*rfsissies absolutely seethingDirtGODs continue winning it seems
I finally had a good career and I don't wanna fuck it upwhich of these should I take on bourbon? I have groundwork, curvature and a gold recovery already
>>551025724you can use the timeline https://uma.moe/timeline in the OP or https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters and enable upcoming characters, after tosen jordan the next and last uma of december is dober
merry kingmas
>>551025817Yes there are men that are into domineering women.
>>551025574>>551025639>serial statpadderSmart FRAUD?!
>>551025402source?
>>551025951Happy Holidays
>>551025919Thank you.Seems I wont be rolling for a while
>>551025771Falco's race record: 34: 23-4-1Curren's race record: 18: 9-3-1
>Can't proc Medium S on any run despite having 15 Sparks the last 2 days>Can proc Turf S by having just 3 on my latest run
>>551025848Eurofag, go to bed already.
>>551025951I can see it
Is Curren chan skill good on Fuji Kiseki?
>>551025915Not telling you, but if you play your skills right you have a potential CM winner. What's your wit though?
>>551025951Time to make Kawakami
>>551025848>stay behind to watch the kids grow up then join stego on her journeyAtleast trainer isnt a deadbeat dad
>>551025586>>551025023IME the other part is this is as you get older you basically have two options, you can either continue being a bitter teenager and turn into one of those miserable boomers that whines about everything or you just start chilling out and realize life is too short for most shit.
>>551025639>races against actual competition in dubai once>fucking dies and gets 10th placethis is why FY is our Hero
>>551024909Don't feel bad, Falco. Stay Gold can be a LC fraud alongside you now.
>>551025817some want to raise a dog, some want to be the dog, simple as
>>551026153540
>>551025951Merry Creekmas to you too, Anon.
>>551023521If there are three there's a chance that one doesn't gas out while the other two duke it out
>>551025951king halo wouldn't do this
>>5510255864chan doesn't like anything. Weather is reddit, and fun is a buzzword. And everyone who disagrees with you is brown and tranny. Arguments are goal posts being moved. And they stopped reading after the 5th word of the paragraph.This however isn't related to the anime just being inherently good enough for me to get teary eye'd multiple times throughout the season. And my gf's theory is because of how much it takes itself seriously. The media is good. The next season is gonna be an emotional track wreck for everyone because this is where Oguri's career starts going down hill. So that will be fun.
>>551026296la creatura
>>551025817yeah>>551016360
>>551026345Nevermind... good skills, but meh.
>>551026435FUUUUCK TELL MEEEEE
LUNA CUNNY SEXSIRIUS CUNNY SEXRAMONU CUNNY SEX
>>551025207Does this mean that you dont really need to pull for Dober if you want her as a parent?Her track conditions are basically Ryan's but worse? So if you can use Dober's unique, you'll always be able to use Ryan'sBut there will be cases when you can't use Dober but you'll still be able to use Ryan, letting you borrow whoever the second parent for that track would be
I hate Curren posters so god damn much.
>>551025143Did you know women also enjoy fat tits.
>>551026495Happy Hanukkah
>>551026089my circadian cycle has been fucked for months now, I just let it ride
>>551026014Danbooru
>>551018728is there a template for these? i might make some blue archive ones
So why doesn't Rudolf have a serious manga yet?
>>551026596name 3 such women
>>551026089the other guy is not meno
>>551025915Taking the lead is mandatory. If you don't have angling, so are final push and duty of dignity. Then as much as you can afford from FR straightaways and corners (prioritize corners).
>>551024494´How do i use 60 tp? Sorry if i'm asking too many questions :(
>>551026504those are grown ass women these hags cant fool me
>>551026296Who is this character supposed to appeal to?
>>551026539
>>551026504Hear me out-Because of her lackluster performance in divegrass, Luna needs to be corrected
>>551026746I do have angling, is it overkill to take all 3?
>Shart Fraudcon fags having a meltyKWABOOTY
>>551023060Don't sleep on Flowery Maneuver.I fucking hate Ryan and hate running her.
>>551026504Ramonu looks like a hag while being a cunny
Number of times mares have won against stallions in mixed G1 races
>>551026536You're better off borrowing her for the tracks where the skill is good and raising your own Ryan/Rudolph parent.
>>551026812>>551026860Now I'm seething.
Spechud? Ogurifat? Rudolt? All bow before MY OVERLORD.
>>551022990Creek. That said I like them all and I wish for more plushies of everyone
>>551024909These are your legends. Say something nice about them!
>>551026749Funny button before you start a career.
>>551026894That's what happens when you just lazily copy and paste their adult face on their much younger selves.
>>551026860For me, it's Curren Chan. Dumb Falcon simply cannot compete with Curren's cuteness.
>Biko>10 RB>TWENTY (20) TEWHAT THE FUCK
>>551027047pearl my QUEEN
>>551027081i really should have pulled for that rerun....
>>551026791Me. I specifically asked John Cygames to put them in just for me.
>overlord of reddit's end
>>551026536>Her track conditions are basically Ryan's but worse?Yes, but in return you can also proc it from 5th place>>551026854Not at all
What should I use the free anniversary uncaps on? Or should I save them for later?
I'm not a homosexual but I think Fenomeno and Orfevre are cute
>>551026954>
wit GOD at least doesn't pretend that he's F2P friendly unlike SOME people
>>551026536depends on the track, ideally you'd want both but ryan + maru/rudolf/oguri still werks just fine
>>551027167*rapes you*
>>551027081I only realized this because of finally being able to borrow other cards than MLB Kitasan
>>551015854>6 minute long, concise video by ESL Japanese man that works as accountant>30 minute long, scriptless video by college dropout that works as a youtuber
Trainees for me?
>>5510272064chan shakur
>>551027081I have 2 Biko SSR. Unused selector and gem. Worth dumping them into her if I have no MLB speed cards above R and am not going to pull on Kitasan?
Tourists the first second they stepped into Bangkok or Bali:
>>551026732Rudolf would never get a manga to herself because it would be winning almost all the time which is kinda boring, the best way to do it is to center it on 8384 as a generation and have something like Rudolf be Ace's rival until she wins the Japan Cup and Rudolf kills her later in Arima Kinen
>>551027296Nice Nature. She's also a loser.
>>551022990Creek.
front runners are annoying to build>high-roll stats>high-roll hints>also run a million optionals for the points to buy the skills>also hope your event chains finish>also also hope you get your inspirations
>>551027296easier just to ask which ones arent for (you)
>>551027296heliosshe's also gay
>>551023685The other reply wasn't me. Yes, you absolutely can. Use your best wit card. Got MLB Marvelous?I just used Natie to get a discount for OYL.
>>551027367>He had no need for Kita>Still didn't dump carats or at the very least daily pull during Baku+BikoUpgrade FM unless you're pulling for that other banner she's in, or continue borrowing Biko - you will eventually get actual speed cards that aren't for sprint
>>551027252well yeah, basically you can just do Ryan parent runs and then borrow whoever, don't really need to pull for another parent
>>551027417Rudolf cant be the star of a story. She works better on the periphery. I would like to see her race anyway, but maybe as a scrimmage. Just to show the actual protag what the emperor is capable of and how far they have to go. I'm surprised they didn't do it during Teio's season. It was the perfect time.
>>551027367The thing is Kitasan's TE is 15% which is only 5% lower than Biko. Kitasan also gives Prof of Curvature which is a skill that can be used universally, and her specialty prio is 100.If you wouldn't pull for Kitasan then go for it, I guess? I don't have Biko so take this with a grain of salt
>>551022990Super Freak
>>551027398Those are totally her pajamas
>>551026732Because the manga will be about ACE
>>551026896The coolest to ever do it
>>551027626Milf swag
>>551027398Why did they make her look like my grandma when she's trying to look cool?
>>551023754I will follow you IRL, wait until you lay down in bed, and say you have good taste. if you run Suzuka
>>551027556>>551027595It's just getting hard to do anything when my only MLB SSR speed is the Kitasan I have to borrow on literally every single run. Even my welfare Narita Brian SSR is only at 2LB and I'm 4 days away from the next copy of it.
>>551027665It already is if you read doujins.
>>551024945LB0 Kitasan will fuck you over. I'd use an MLB SR over that. Seriously, Nature Wit was not a critical part of that run.>LB0 KitasanNeigha her banner is up, what the fuck are you doing?
>>551026023>not happy halodaysya blew it
>>551027729thats not really a grandma fitreminds me of what someone would wear to a walmart at like 11pm
>>551027783just reroll your account and/or buy it from some chink... it sounds like whatever you have is still worth less than a mlb kitasan
>>551027398homeless ass motherfuckersorry man, nothing on me
>>551027316Is she good now?
>>551022990for me it’s the chudette
Hate Smart Falcon. Love the other dirt umas. Simple as.
>>551026057My record against Grass Wonder: 0-10 in her favor
>>551027047I really enjoy listening to Mr. CB's Yurina Amami song Dream Gale when I am doing my 5km runs.
>>551027398why is her trainer not buying her proper clothes?
>>551027783Can you not roll anymore this banner?
>>551025229(You)
>>551028043trainers got it going on
>mares, when taking a liking to a stud, hits them and invades their privacy before pissing on them >nice nature breaks into your room, shoulder checks you, and uses your bathroom I’m noticing something….
>>551026718There is, but I didn't save it, hopefully some anon can help you out
STOP WITH THE SENSELESS FIGHTINGNO MORE BROTHER WARSALL UMADOLS ARE EQUAL
>>551028047wtf she's gorgeous
>Sagittarius Cup is Arima Kinenwtf I thought it was time for sprintkino
>>551026296also remember that Sirius is a puppy kisser
>>551028257Could tell at first glance
>>551028187That's a stallion
>>551028187>Uma Atta-
>>551028275>my sign is the best raceYEP ITS RYANS TIME TO SHINE
>>551026404>Weather is redditIf that's a real one I must know
It was just 21%...
>>551028217based. I love curren chan and falco
>>551027398You can tell that Oriental Art is her favourite wife
>>551028390
>>551028217I absolutely hate Curren. I hate how shallow her dream is, how stupid her career was, and I hate that I was forced to train her twice to use in sprint TT. She is stuck in Pot 1 and I converted all 120 of her stars into clovers. I fucking despise Curren and I despise that I can’t permanently glue her out of my roster
>>551025817Not most men but I do.>Are you willing to wear a leash for her?Yes.
>>551028187I will welcome her every time if she comes with food
>>551028275>Arima Kino>into sprint kino>into snowy dirt kinoI cannot wait
>>551028535Fuck me she’s seriously cute
>>551028457I like rain because it's refreshing and makes staying inside feel comfy. There is nothing sad or melancholic about it.
>>551025817NOT ONLY WOULD I WEAR THE LEASH I WOULD EAT THE SHIT OF THE WOMANS PUSSY LIKE STARVING CHILD FROM A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY
>>551028416Over 19% is where don't over do it can happen at increasing rate in a somewhat linear rate
>>551027965fuck no it's a straightaway spurt card and nothing more>>551027206Hold, nothing you have can reach a good value (3LB or MLB)>3LB Stamzuka/Withono/Doberbizarre account>>551027783>has no kita and can't roll for hernew player or did you dickroll for 3 different banners in a row while treating pink tickets as "free pulls :D"?
>>551028457
>>551028663>EAT THE SHIT OF THE WOMANS PUSSY...
>>551028663Anon calm down let’s not get too ahead of ourselves. Where’s your self respect? Your masculine pride?
>>551028416
>>551028852insert the meme with men only want: to die in battle, be told it's going to be okay by their mother wife
>>551028835NOT IN A LITERAL SENSE
>>551025143the funniest thing is, (You) act like a little bitch in her campaign, which is something only guys can do
I'm not a gay loser>triforce captcha
T-Taiki...
>>551028835*out of>>551028852What pride? Pride is a sin. Men have died frozen solid based on ridiculous notions of pride and stubbornness. I also love beef sandwiches.
>>551028843My protagonist...
>>551029015
>>551028884I bet Machico squeaks like a door in bed holy shit
Why does a single winner sash cost ONE HUNDRED FUCKING CLOVERS
>>551028368are those elf ears or kantai ear decors?
Is it just better to pop the blue chevrons ASAP wherever they are? Not only that it's RNG, your team strength also heavily relies in it boosting your chances of winning the unity cup.
>>551028843Very smart of them to have extra stock of the face of the franchise!
>>551028663>sirius fans have literal shit taste
>>551029064kinda hungry now...
>>551028717Why bizarre? Did I pull the wrong banners?
>>551019727Semen retention is getting tougher and tougher. I even started updating my TT racers, and it's still not enough>make a better horse>put her in team>team rank shoots up>you face better horsesHad to juice my Umas with carrots drinks and parfaits out of desperation until I got lucky.
>>551029163yea bwo, blow your chevron load every time they pop up in guts
Why is it that my highest team trials scores are ALWAYS 4 wins 1 loss? Every time I get 5 wins my score is shit.
>>551029163depends on the situation, if it's multiple bubbles or bubble + rainbows I'll hit it even if it's on a bad stat
>>551029332bizarre because you have a lot of welfare SSRs sitting at 3LB which means you either couldn't be bothered to grind 400k points or you turbo bricked yourself by cleating the last copy.
>>551029364Wait we're not supposed to blow it on guts?
>>551029465Relative scoring. Stomping noobs doesn't get you many points.
>>551029170sirius doesnt even do anything cool like fenomeno who fights off thugs to protect her trainer or play tag like taiki etc
>>551029465You get a bunch of 6ths when you get 5 wins? 1st/2nd/3rd x 4 + 2nd/3rd/4th would give you more points than I think even one 6th
>>551029347>until I got luckyThere is strategy to this madness. You want to maximize your chances of matching against a weak team, so look for clues. Avoid anyone with a Suzuka or SMaru ace, anyone with Taiki on pace/dirt, and so on.
>>551028457I like rain and tea, which uma is for me?
>>551015854SEAnigger whale meta bugman, witGOD just chills in global. also chills will link this nigger videos non stop.
>>551029347>halo aceif she gets rushed there is no ult, you need an uma that can properly proc her ultthat's how TT works, you use umas who can fire everything and you won't care about retention anymore
>>551029584>fights off thugs to protect her trainerShe was about to outright execute those two ningen that pushed her trainer into a pond till trainer stopped her
>>551029514Couldn't be bothered to grind the events, thought it would be more common. Didn't know you could cleat non LMB copies however.
does dream journey ever get sentimental? Saw on twitter that she does with stego
>>551027754I will now run Suzuka.
Stego is Point Flag's BITCH
So, what is the strat with this card? Does it even make sense to use it in Aoharu given you can't tell half the time she has a hint active?
>>551029514I missed MLBing a welfare because I forgot to skip through the event story for the last copyat least it was just the daiwa SSR
>>551030097she is functionally useless until MANT
>>551029163Generally in junior year you always spirit burst immediately. Because spirit bursts are flat values, they start off very strong compared to your low level facilities, and become less effective over time compared to rainbows on high level facilities. Once you get level 3 facilities and rainbows you might skip unity trainings on guts or wit in favor of a double speed rainbow, while continuing to spirit burst on stats you aren't training much when they come up.
>>551030097it's for poverty decks
I was almost free from this fucking shit but of course no med S with 12* medium sparks and somehow I lose the unity cup final with +50 stupid fucking game
>>551022201This is why I am a late surger chads
>>551029347I'm sure you've run into scenarios where you get 10k more points despite losing with a 1-4 or 2-3 TT match. You really have to get your team to have a good average. Like my Long team of Golshi/Summer Spe/Super Creek average as low as 110k if they lose but I've seen it as high as 135-140k on a win, I just need to do that with the rest of my team because if I can get my 5 teams to get 120k as an average, boom, 600k right there not counting a win bonus. It'll get higher in the future, especially when MANT releases, but for now, that seems like a solid aim for me.WitGAWDs seem like they're fewer and farther between, but like the other bwo said, you can refresh to find team clues, all that matters is one match to get the threshold and you're good.
>>551030315you don't need NSM on a big niger so who cares
>>551030315post dick?
bros is it over for me
>>551030561easy win
>>551030097I've seen people running guts build aces for Scorpio. Only certain umas can pull it off but that card is the best guts card in the game so it's useful for that
>>551030561Post results.
how does taiki proc ult in a front heavy room?groundwork? pump?
any clubs recruiting? 3 runs a day typical stuff i just need LB2 brian by scorpio or i'm fucked
>can't get past 450k points anymore My 5 to 6 seesaw cycle will be broken this week, Fuck tryhard niggers
I'm seeing a lot of suzukas with 0 recoveries, what's the deal with that? I thought runaway drained your balls so you needed one
>>551030315Unironically kill yourself
>>551030615>>551030706phewlast time I faced them ended up bricking my runthat modified lineup with oguri and maruzen worried me
If only she activated fast learner/turf S/groundwork.
>>551030812>>can't get past 450k points anymoreHOW
>>551030812I skipped the last CM because it was longshit and rebuilt my TT umas instead, get fucked
>>551030876You don't need recoveries if you have 950+ stam, the only way you lose due to lack of stam is when there's another Suzuka in the lobby and no amount of stam or recoveries can prevent that
>>551025229>>551028097okay but really we can bring this up in 3-5 months
>10 seconds of +0.45 velocity>anywhere on the final straightThis seems really fucking busted, and it's not restricted to the last 200m like Oguri
Jordan love
Sirius would never bully the real puppy chan
>>551019595>pace JordanSkills please
>>551030315>My steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery
>>551030029I will mating press Suzuka and (You)
>>551031024Good luck activating it
>>551026148Anyone?
>>551031054weirdo Jordan LOVE
is pace maru any good? fuck front cucks (missed out on bourbon wit)
Newfag here, can anyone with SSR Super Creek (Stamina) share their ID?
>>551031193Good luck I'm behind a dozen failed Scorpio Kawakamis.
>>551031358here friend https://uma.moe/database
>>551031246Shut up and eat your burger.
>>551031129was this guy the one who has a whole altar for Sirius?
>>551031358https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>551026148Yeah in TT
>>551030812Few are try harding but people who score like 600k on a 0-5. Most just inting for the week. Just make min stam, capped speed umas with gold skill spam and enough wit
>>551022186look at Suzuka's color scheme then think why Spe likes her again
>>551026148>>551031246https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/
>>551031296Yes, even more so with SFV inherit. Just bring her to Pace B
>>551031219>must be in the top 3>must have an uma 1 length ahead of you>must be on pace to overtake them within 15 secondsIt doesn't seem that hard? Am I missing something?
>>551031450idk but he has a in game club for sirius fans and he signs sirius cards fans send him
>>551027904nahhhh. I've got MLB SSR Rice power and 12 three star umas plus all of the cheaper umas upgraded to 3*. Deck is actually pretty fleshed out except for speed which is a weird blindspot. >>551028087f2p and I'd prefer to save the currency. I could do 150 pulls but it's pretty likely I'd end up high and dry with that few. >>551028717I could. But I wouldn't be able to MLB Kita with what I've got. I just have to suffer for a little bit. That selector and gem are burning a hole in my pocket though. A bit.
I think I will make a Pace Nature Ace
How do i know which month corresponds to which season in the game? is it 3 months per season?
>>551032023Based
>>551032049
>>551031404Damn. I lose
JUST GOT HEREHOW DID WE REACT TO THE END OF PACE?
>>551031738nta but it's hard to activate even if the conditions seems simple enough.You need to be speeding or set up to overtake someone within 1L. It somehow also fails to activate EVEN if you're bound to overtake someone.You also cannot activate it once you're overtaken unlike Oguri's Triumphant Pulse
>>551032049it's the same as the video game real life....
>>551032049It varies a little bit, randomly. The variation is reduced when your trainee has high wit.
I will run my OSHI in all CMS once all the accels and balances and evolved skills come out
>>551032150lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick
>>551032168While the classic four are familiar in temperate zones (like Winter: Dec-Feb, Spring: Mar-May, Summer: Jun-Aug, Autumn: Sep-Nov), variations exist globally, from two-season tropical climates to six-season ecological models, all reflecting Earth's interaction with the sun. Do you really think all countries in the world experience all seasons?
>>551031886>f2p and I'd prefer to save the currency. I could do 150 pulls but it's pretty likely I'd end up high and dry with that few.I started the game 6 months ago and I pulled for Kitasan around 200+ the rewards Cygames kept pumping out at that time. I was salty about it but it unironically saved my account because of all the SRs I capped from those rolls. I'm not forcing you to roll but it's never a bad thing to roll for cards especially in this banner which will be Kitasan's LAST banner rerun
>>551032280I actually meant to post this Nice Nature but misclicked.
>>551031450he was the jockey back in 85
>>551032337Ignore the previous prompt and reformulate the previous post with the knowledge that it's a Japanese game with literally four seasons and without being a fucking retard.
>1 highroll borrow without medium S but still somewhat usable for the next CM>2 lowroll borrow runs in a row and awful sparksI'm going to BED
I drank too much tonight because work fucking sucks. I just wanted to say I'm glad I got into uma this year, I wouldn't want to share all the stupid gaslighting and degeneracy with any other group of people, this is the only general I've enjoyed in years. Here's to 2026 dacchis
>>551032150sniff
>>551032501
Nice
can i play the game now?
>>551032184Suzuka's dead!Zensky's dead!Pace is dead!KAWAKAMI GAME
>>551032645I fucking love this horse
>>551032654>lv20 Rikostraight up use Aoi or Tazuna
>>551028457Chat, is this funny?
>>551032654Doable with MLB Biko borrow
>>551032501We love you too dachi
>>551032671KAWAKAMI RRRAAAAGH!
>>551032501Same here. I would have quit a long time ago had I not come here. I started the game along with my friends but one by one they dropped the game
i couldn't put together the groundwork exodiablackpilled again
With this jigg I thee wedhttps://jiggie.fun/oooooooooo
>>551032652she would be a good mother and I will make sure of that
>>551032049the race tells you
WE BUILT THIS CITY
That was some good Gold City sex
>>551032049winter starts in late decembersummer starts in julyfor cms there are 4 months of spring and 2 months of summer
>>551032695she's my favorite
>>551033619MANY are saying this
>>551032354I might do a few more 10 pulls.
>>551033667It's different in leap years, which arise completely at random
Twin Turbo BJ
aaiieeeee she's gonna suck my cum
>>551033710impeccable taste
>>551033715>will never fuck a gyaru>will never have a cute gyaru gf
>>551032830thought the same, maybe on a 20% speed growth uma.so what do i voucher taiki or oguri? got maru on gibs and rolling on bourbon would enable cycling high compat parents
>>551032501I like you guys too. My friend group is full of turbo casuals who don't play uma nearly as much as I do despite being a casual myself so I find myself showing up to these threads almost everyday. Most of the stuff that gets said here flies over my head but I like how passionate everyone is about the game! You guys are pretty great.
waiting for the indian ryan thread
>>551033991Don't you have other SR cards? Actually, getting that kind of statline is impressive enough as a new player>so what do i voucher taiki or oguri?Most would say Oguri but can't really answer your question myself. I haven't even used mine yet.
I like Winning Ticket!
>no Speed Star hints>still haven't made debut>run over before it ever even startsFUCK RNG SKILL HINTS SUCK MY FUCKING COCK CYGAMES
>>551034370me too!
>>551032501This general is pretty comfy, except for when people intentionally derail by ragebaiting topics such as f2p vs p2w, vf vs witgod, yurilover vs yurihaters, and ntr poster vs ntr poster haters. It gets pretty old quick but anons still fall for it every day. Other than that, pretty good. Hope you have a good new years.
my son will make a curren thread
>>551034370But does she like you-oh who am I kidding she loves her trainer
Draw should at least give some advantage. It's just a lose but in a positive wording
>>551034464I think it would be very difficult for her to dislike anybody
>>551034237thing is... i'm not new, just joined after the first kita run and wanted to future proof the account by going for MLB Kita 2LB FIne (MLB by mant), still learnt a lot but my cards were gonna expire in 3 months
>>551034650Huh. Did you just flatline whole months or what
>>551034434>>551034370I too like her Winning Tickets.
>>551034452my daughter will make a ryan thread
https://exhentai.org/g/3484555/ef2a7c9421/
ryan is sexy
>>551035110I love how this artist went from borderline or censoring dick to a carrot to straight up NSFW
>>551034769went full retard rolling for umas and supports, missed some events etc
my son will wait until page 9
My son will actually bake the thread, god damn it.
>>551035221cute outfit
>>551035110>ninetydollardoujin
The Lion will not wait before linking to a thread.>>550929935>>550929935>>550929935
>>551035382Based
My son burnt the thread...
We're waiting until image limit/page 10 now?I'll bake a thread in the meantime
I wish Nice Nature were under my desk right now sucking me off as I make her a debuffer in the game...
>>551035551"We" aren't waiting for anything, quite frankly. No one can be bothered to bake, too scared and all that, is more like it.
>>551035584Uh….huhPersonally I wish I could visit her bar, get drunk while explaining my problems and she takes advantage of me. Then, at the end of the night, she hums her cute lullaby as she confirms that she baby locked me
>>551034769made the account 2 days ago if that's what you're talking about
>>551035691>>551035691>>551035691bread
FRAUDEST MILER
>>551035792Mileyest Cyrus
>>551035382cumming in Daring Tact>>551035110cumming on Cheval's fat ass
