Welcome to the Sonic General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #8920 - Honey Stare Edition==NEWS==>NiGHTS, Ai Ai, Tangle and Whisper in Sonic: Racing CrossWorldshttps://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1988374034820780521>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>An event movie in the ‘SONIC’ universe will release on December 22, 2028https://x.com/rejectedjokes/status/1995685906444100087==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #83 - 24 DecemberSonic the Hedgehog #84 - 04 February 2026Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds (oneshot) - 11 February 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 18 February 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>/sthg/ OP template:https://rentry.org/sthgtemplate>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttp://sagexpo.org/>SHChttp://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ cytube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>550935051
I always trusted OP
>>5510237123st for sheep tits.
why would you do thisi was almost free
>>551023712
Douge
>>551023945if you're good at something, never do it for free
sex with femfinite
>>551024085finally, someone WEAK enough for my penis
The japs are nooticing
>>551023712akota
>>551023712pretty kitty>>551023973shitty kitty
>>551024239>Mario kart = Racing cross worldI can feel the nintendo cultist behind this post
sonegg is and always will be the best
>>551024239It’s well known Sega just does “This game but Sonic”
>>551024239>Nintendo invented racing>Nintendo invented grassy fieldsHe's completely right about Rovio though.
Guys help I got Barry addicted to Balatro and CloverPit and now he won’t get off the computerIt’s been 17 hours HELP
>>551024406>I can feel the nintendo cultist behind this postGuess which console is the most popular in Japan>>551024583Not "invented racing", but that style of racing games with power ups
>>551024361Nah they're both pretty.
>>551024785blaze with her hair down...
Somebody let this poor boy in
>>551024729thread started here. jap(s) think sega is mid because they copy pasta
Bun!
Tiarafags
>>551025613i hate archie
Every complaint about "Mandates" is just admitting you hate the games
>>551025583
>>551025613I don't particularly like Archie, but these two? The best pair in the comic.
>>551025806I can conclude here that the jap(s) do not recognize / care about sonic because sega does nothing worth their time / they find interesting.
Anyone but Sega can make Silver quills actually look cool and sharp and not weird growing tumors
>>551026072Why waste time with this copycat when I could be playing wtth a franchise that did it first and I like.
>>551026545??? that's just a low poly model. The exe game tried really hard to make Blaze look good while Silver is just there
>>551026665So what brings you here? I am here to discuss older games and defunct media. and to post memes and shitpost sometimes
You're not seriously going to spend Christmas posting on 4chan, riiiight?
>>551027150the alternative is spending it with my family
>>551025583>Special-grade cursed object companyOh fuck is JJK lingo really becoming a thing outside of anime?
>>551027150no life general please understand
>>551027150>>551027309I'll do both.
>>551025583this is very biased considering Nintendo also tried to get into the mobile market and failed spectacularly with less sucess than Sega
>>551027416Are you literally me?
>>551027464FE Heroes is successful, though Dragalia...Lost...
>>551027497It depends. Are you gay for foxy squirrels?
I hope you guys realize that you're just dollar signs to anybody who throws a bone to this series. The 4kids VAs aren't doing funny skits or showing up to cons because they actually like this franchise, they just realized how lucrative your autism is. Yardley and past Archie artists aren't drawing Sonic these days because they miss the blue bitch, they just want your money. Stop thinking that the people who create this franchise perform because they like Sonic the Hedgehog. Stop thinking that they give this series any merit. You are just consoomers to anybody who has contributed to this franchise.
>>551026806It's not just low poly. If you actually look how the quills are formed, they are thinner, sharper and not rounded like regular Silver's quills
>>551027728perhaps
>>551027742I think the most damning proof of this is the fact that no one who has ever voiced Sonic actually knows what his personality is so they just describe a vague superhero when they're asked why they like him
>>551027464>>551027647pokemon goAnimal crossing pocket camp: while it was fun but i guess it didnt make enough money.the post addresses sega doing copy pasta with 0 innovation.nintendo's mobile games are based on other nintendo games.
>>551027647Dragalia....lives in our hearts
>>551027886Pokémon is its own beast and should be treated as such
>>551028094it started as a nintendo ip and it grew too big. and nintendo still owns shares in the pokemon company. about a third i believe.imagine if sonic grew that large.
Suppose that Sega decided to smoke some crack and decide to make Sonic Heroes 2 because fuck you, what classic characters should they bring to modern Sonic for the new teams?
>>551028435Fang, Bark and Bean.
>>551028330It was always only a third owned by Nintendo, with a third owned by GameFreak and a third owned by Creatures Inc
>>551028435All of them, there is no reason why they should be locked to Classic beyond "muh branding"
'ge (and 'nic)
Sega is leaving millions on the table not making a chao garden companion app for their games.
>>551028782>No chao garden unress Sonikku adventure san (3)
>>551029761Wait a second... this is RAPE!
>>551029146>>551029761the contrast of these 2 makes me lol
>>551030001She's wagging her tail, she's clearly into it, the slut
Marine's tits are massive.
>>551029146DEER SEX
>>551029146Was a rape scene in the new Deltarune really necessary?
>>551030589how come no one is upset by the hundreds of murders you have to commit to get there?
>>551030472Compared to Blaze's.
>>551031027Marine has the biggest tits in the entire franchise.
>>551031086*universe
>>551030802murder isn't as appalling to the moral psyche as rape is
>>551031027You could say fucking Charmy has big tits compared to Blaze
>>551027150Nope that's why I'm doing it now
coomer franchise
>>551030802Because rape is rarer, and it's harder to portray rape in children's media than murder.Therefore, rape is more appalling.
>>551031302>Who told you you could grow them that big?
>>551031287But I want a good gameplay franchise :(
Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
>>551031596It's become a movie franchise. The games are just 2nd priority and subordinate to the movies now
>>551032136rainbow dash, applejack, twilight sparkle
>>551032136Patty, Top, bottom
>>551032136Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles
>>551031287I mean have you SEEN her?
>>551032687fat franchise
>>551032136CharizardPikachuBulbasaur
broken arm Sonic
>>551032987
>>551032987he's telling you not to touch his injured limb
>>551030802people would be upset if a major character was brutally murdered too
>>551032792Sonic fans....
>>551033171Nigga burns the energy of all the atoms in the universe on a single light speed sprint
Day 21 gives us another Chaos Emerald. Happy winter solstice!
>>551033171
can i still be a windfag if i like that sonic is grumpy, cocky, impatient and lazy in the games (sonic 1 to sonic adventure 2, japanese with retranslated subs) or do i need to want him to be our messiah hedgehog o lord?
>>551033645Maybe "Sonic" means hedgehog in Amy's language
>>551033997You sound confused. That's 'Windnic" already. It's only not windnic when the cockiness involves insulting others or bragging about how amazing he is like in Satam or IDW
>>551034136i never read idw but jesus christ satam sonic is insufferable with constant "juice and jam" all the time. i like sally being annoyed at his antics tho.
I want a sonic hack and slash.
>>551033997As long as you understand those traits aren't meant to be used negatively (i.e Sonic's impatience should not make him behave like Silver)
>>551034490Sonitty
>>551034490hellokitty for the black proletarian manxhellokitty for the asian noble woman
>>551034471well, he IS annoying.
>>551034562>those traits aren't meant to be used negativelyso in universe it's good for him that he's like that? i like that those are his character flaws otherwise he'd be a gary stu
>>551034532It would be faster to make it yourself than to keep praying for Sega to suddenly make one
Silver the Hedgehog but Gigi D'Agostino and Robert Miles
>>551034818Windfags WANT Sonic to be a gary stu.
I like Sonic being a Gary Stu I won't lie
>>551035216i thought that was the stereotype of windfags but i wasn't sure>>551035334how big of a gary stu are we talkin?
>>551035425I don't like it when Sonic is given a random personality flaw (Usually arrogance, brashness, callousness, or an aspiration to be a hero). As soon as he starts acting like that I don't see him as Sonic anymore. This only happens in the american content.
milky sonic fangirls
>>551035546i always saw sonic (cuz of the sprites) in the old games as a grumpy fuck who mellowed out more and more as he got more friends. in sonic adventure 2 i also saw some amount of arrogance in him when he gets jailed and goes "i got myself caught on purpose" when amy and tails bail him out but it's nothing over the top.
>>551035784Sonic isn't immune to being embarrassed. Happens in Colors.
>>551036075exactly he's not that much of a gary stu when he's in character meanwhile the extremist windfags want him to be pic rel
me? I just make random shit up and when I get called out I just say that's how it is in the japanese version maybe you should pay attention to that instead
>>551036982sex with deku scrubs
>>551037023Tails...
>>551036786
>>551037023not now anon I just finished replaying ocarina of time today
>>551037190then you should get going on mm, obviously
>>551037307nyo...
>>551037351i want you to at least consider having sex with the mayor's receptionist
>>551037634isabelle from animal crossing yes
>>551032687
>>551036982better yet just get make an account on x that's in japanese cuz people for some reason go>QUIET! SOME FUCKIN NIP IS SPEAKING!!!
>>551035784Sonic saying he got himself caught on purpose is 100% him coping with getting outplayed.He had no reason to believe GUN would know where Shadow was going to be or that they would willingly take him to Shadow if they did, so Sonic has no reason to allow them to detain him.
>>551037787>The nips: so uhhh, Sonic is mid and sega is incompetent >>551025583
>>551037892thas one of the many reasons why i love sa2's story so much>>551037952that nip in particular is absolutely right
I've had sex and let me tell you it isn't as cool as Sonic
>>551038151How were we supposed to know that it was just Sonic being in denial though?
>>551038148Sleep tight, tiny pink rat.
>>551037787>Westernshits
>>551038261if a buddy of yours was in a humorously helpless situation and was saying "yeah i meant to do it it's all part of a plan" you wouldn't go "yeaaaah riiiiight"?>>551038424i don't like western sonic either but don't fellate every jap you see as you curse the roundness of your eyes
>>551037892This one is a hard sell nowadays since Sonic X came out not long after and made it explicit that he wanted to be caught and could easily escape at any moment
>>551038154ok but have you had sex with sonic
>>551033620
>>551038737i love sonic x, it's my favorite sonic show, but fuck me making sonic so op was one of the biggest problems with that show
>>551038737>Taking an adaptation's view and applying it towards the original
the problem with amy is that she isn't pink enough
Characterization purism but only for the original home medium of each character and not for the hemisphere. How about that?If Sonic did something in the games it is always in character even if it sucks. If Sally did something in Satam it is always in character. Archie does not apply to either. Sonic X doesn't apply to Sonic. IDW is debatable for Sonic though since Ian is writing the games.
>>551039313
>>551039405yeah this makes senseit's not like the dimensional merge happened and we literally have sonic irl saying "no wtf i'd never do this" like those doctors that react to the inaccuracies in medical shows
>>551039313Just go fuck Sonia, Sonic
Sonianic would be a great tsundere ship if they weren't siblings
>>551038737>Shadow dumps his origin immediately instead of only giving his name>Sonic already knows what Chaos Control is thanks to season 1>Shadow beats the shit out of Sonic instead of being established as his equal with a new power>Sonic isn't completely surrounded by the police after Shadow leaves so he can run away, but doesn't>Chris worms his way into the scene so he can tell Sonic to give up, and then Sonic actually doesThe only things X did right for these events are how much more secure Sonic's cell is on Prison Island and having Amy go with Tails instead of somehow getting there before him.
:O
>>551040117One underrated issue with SA2 in X is the fact that we already know Rouge is a good guy due to season 1 so her season 2 storyline is just not interesting at all.
>>551034123So Amy goes>oh hey Sonicwhenever she looks in a mirror?
>>551040478pretty sure someone has drawn this
>>551035105He never said the opposite.
Is Nine the only thing of value that Prime brought?
>>551040898nine is not a thing of value
>>551040898Nine is a number
>>551040963I'd say showing us what Tails becomes with no Sonic is something of value
>>551040898I like Rebel
Prime Sonadow material
The thing they don't tell you about Prime is that Shadow is in around 7 episodes despite also avoiding the shatter event
Groping _____'s boobies.
>>551041714Damn. I have to admit they look cute together. Even if it's completely ooc for both of them.
How do windfags explain the opening of Unleashed? Did Sonic just choose to get trapped by Eggman and let Eggman drain the Chaos Emeralds and his Super Form to blow up the planet and wake up Dark Gaia on purpose because...Sonic was bored or something?
*takes your OC caroling*
>>551042179Don't think of it like that. pretend they got a very healthy dose of character development
>>551042053Eggman.Go on, anon. Have fun.
>>551042053Conductors Wife’s
>>551042274Sonic being physically defeated is fine especially if it's by Eggman in particular.
>>551042274sonic is the wind and there's no wind in space so that wasn't sonic
>>551042521Woah.....
>>551042469So Sonic getting tricked is okay as long as it's Eggman bamboozling him?
>>551042274Sonic being the wind isn't the same as Sonic winning every single encounter 100% of the time. It's him never backing down, never compromising himself, being a guiding force for others but never forcing his will on the just. Being a decent guy but not a "hero". That's Sonic. Sonic isn't a god.
>>551042053Silver's
>>551042521It's like pottery, it rhymes
>>551042673People have a problem with Sonic making mistakes when it's just for the sole purpose of giving a western OC something to scold him for and make it a teachable moment. That's why Lanolin has such a bad reputation these days and why Sally is so controversial. In the games Sonic making those mistakes would either go without comment, be used for comedy, or he just wouldn't make the mistake.
>Sonic isn’t a god*taps the mural*
>>551043450Actually that's ShadowSource: Dude Trust Me
Sonic doesn't need to win every fight but he is expected to get the eventual round 2 and win. If he doesn't, you're writing Sonic wrong
>>551043450does a mural have to mean he's a god tho?i thought it was just "hey this shit's gonna go down" like any other prophecy
>>551042335That's what I usually do anon. What would be the point of a story if everyone remained stagnant?>>551043450Superforms don't count.
THE FLAMES OF DISASTER
>>551038151I'd agree with you if it wasn't for the fact that Sonic guesses where Shadow will be, based on literally fucking nothing, correctly.The consequences of him failing to not let the police detain and imprison him, is them taking him to the exact island Shadow will go to later.Even if he isn't a gary stu, the story is clearly bending over backwards for him, just so he doesn't have a moment where he can lose.
>>551042727Silver is a good character when he has boobies.
>>551043872It's very important for us to know what those are. They are The Flames of Disaster™.
OOC is when a character does something that doesn't suit their official personality. Off brand is when a character does something that the IP owner would never allow.
>>551044127So what would Sonic and Tails' writing in Lost World fall under?
>>551043934i always thought he was bullshitting that whole thing to amy about going to where shadow was and when he saw him, in his mind he was like "oh shit that was lucky"yeah it's dumb luck but it's amusing
Any ai female only hyperscat requests
..........
Is there any major character in the Sonic Cast that could die and Sonic would go>Damn I really don't care
>>551045845Rouge?
How do you prefer your Sonic fan art?
>>551045845If the DC crossover is canon then literally everyone except the core 4, Silver and Shadow doesn't matter to Sonic
>>551046241>Sonic's reaction when everyone dies
>>551046557My hero!
>>551043872>Ian makes a reference to another game ._.>the film makes a reference to another game :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551046991They both suck.
>>551046991Fowler making references is unironically more shocking than when Ian does it because Ian has nothing but Sonic and Fowler can quit Sonic whenever he feels like it.
>>551040898Weren't people harping on about Rusty too?
>>551046991Do the movies reference other games in most of the scripts?
>>551047194Only in the Knuckles show and the third movie. The first and second movie have no dialogue references to the games at all except "Chaos is Power"
>actually giving Knuckles fire powers (Blaze niche) is a good thing because....uhhhhAll the childrens who play the games are going to be so confused
>>551046104Anything but photo like.
>>551047568Knuckles had fire powers before Blaze existed
>>551042325She’d be caught dead before she’d be caught going caroling
>>551047930kino peak
>>551047930consooming old american sonic stuff makes me feel nostalgic. i am not even a millennial
>16>14>5
>>551048480the amount of cumshots before running dry
>>551035105just because i want it to exist doesn't mean i want it to be made
>>551045845metal sonic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cnThnX3p_Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fWPmjSEM4
>>551049734black is weird>>551049857>the ultimate lifeform wearing knee and elbow pads
>>550833617Here's the full whiteboard. Thank you to everyone who showed up!Full-res image is in the booru:https://sthg.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19530PSD archive:https://mega.nz/folder/DKBSlDYb#GdR4FN7QFEOFtS_30ZT4_A
>>551049734What the fuck is Sonic wearing?>>551049994It at least looks less kinky on Shadow since it's at least armor. What the fuck is with Sonic?
>>551049994he works for GUN now so he wears the mandatory protection for soldiers
>>551050049hot girls all aroundalso the marine/rescue one is very cute and quite melancholy
>>551050049nice work everyone
Is Sonic really that OP? In Forces, the Resistance couldn't do anything until his return.
>>551050105>working for GUN>GUN that was destroyed by eggman>shadow letting other people tell what he should wear>shadow wearing protection he dont needYou know, all those designs are really bad.
>>551050324Technically he is the only one that can stop eggman, because Eggman big weapons can only be stopped by Super Sonic even on classic games.
>>551050335>GUN that was destroyed by eggmannobody cares about Forces
>>551050490>80 lbs of TITS and ASS
>>551050049garbage as usual
>>551050049It's just a bunch of shit nobody asked for. Like at least 75% of the artists there aren't from ehre.
>>551050490>problematic character alert
>>551050049>Minaslop>Espioslop>Alotaslop>twitter guestslop>This is awful, why the hell are you still doing these
>>551050490That's not even a Forces thing, it was made up recently
done
>>551050490>Shadouge in the bio>>551050625>Cream knowing how to hack
Haven't been here in almost two weeks, what have you faggots been up to?
>>551050730they all talk about sthg all the time. They have a chat
>>551045845Sonic went from being worried sick about Tails being captured by the Zeti in Lost World to not giving a shit if he's dead or not for 6 months in Forces.
>>551050878A discord chat
>>551050942a public chat for everyone who goes to the white board
>>551050759too heavy
>>551050049Low quality drawings that will be forgotten
>>551051042what drawings from /sthg/ are remembered anyway?
>>551050852this has been the slowest few months in the last like 5 years of /sthg/ so not much
>>551051057Sonurge
>>551051042I do it to imrpove not for fame, it's annonymous if you didn't notice, faggot.
>>551050354tf is that weird shit on his mouth>>551050490looks desaturated as hell
>>551051210looks like a scar
>>551051042>>551050730joyless faggots with no talent
>>551051135>>551051312Roads will never improve. A bunch of others like Minafag are already stuck.
>>551050625>"Cream is Amy's Tails" is the direction they're taking her>Was probably taught by Tails in order to force some level of familiarity between them for shipping purposes Literally the worst way they could have taken her and they did.
>>551051343name a few others? I'm curious
>>551051371is she supposed to be an usseless child forever?
>>551050760Shes Eggman's daughter after all
>>551050049Krack is an artist?
>>551051473Cream was never useless.
>>551050049This looks like diarrhea
>>551051596
>>551051707what would you rather seepee?
>>551050049good work everyone! a very festive whiteboard
>>551051737
>>551051473Shes one of the most consistently useful characters in the series. Shes fully capable of engaging badniks and even big boss machines on her own. She can even hold her own and temporarily beat down a chaos powered e-100 series on her own.
Carried by Cheese btw
>>551051952ain't cheese the true powerhouse
>>551050049Minamongoloid will never ever improve.
>>551052040cheese always wins
>Shes fully capable of engaging badniks and even big boss machines on her own. She can even hold her own and temporarily beat down a chaos powered e-100 series on her own.She was literally lost in a spooky castle and needed Shadow's help to save her.
>>551050049Duofag will never improve. His gens are shit.
>>551052040She and Vanilla control chesse and chocola. They are like "Chao Tammers". Vanilla even keep a Chao Garden and grow chaos there. Cheese is only strong because they are taking good care of them.
>>551052237Okay so she's like a pokemon trainer
>>551052323Yeah, but with Chaos. Even on Sonic Advance she attacks sending chaos on the enemies and is the most OP character.
>>551052184Have you seen her Mina porn on Newgrounds? It's legit disgusting. Autism at its finest.
>>551052450>herkek
>>551052450>herBut yes, It's laughably bad, I have no idea why /sthg/ validates handicapped retards like Bobo.
>>551052040Cheese is freakbeast strong compared to other chaos and nobody knows why. We know chaos are directly tied to their caretakers and they influences their power which just further emphasizes creams inherent ability. Aside from that cream still has a lot of her own fears such as carrying big and Amy through the air (easily one metric ton of weight being lifted), can run at Mach speed and fly nearly as fast as sonic can run (generations), is durable enough to survive atmospheric re-entry unscathed, has an inherently knack for driving, flying and using extreme gear (various racing games), can talk to Chao some how (the only living being we know who can do this besides Tikal) and she straight up has magical healing abilities. Creams goated
>>551049734>>551049857>>551049969>>551050105>>551050223>>551050354>>551050490>>551050625>>551050759If you're gonna shill, you could at least post the videos associated with this.https://www.youtube.com/@teamchaos6129/videos
>>551050049Nice and festive. I really like the Marine and Bunnie pics.
>>551052205That's actually her biggest most consistent weakness, she gets lost a lot. A LOT. She seems to have a really poor sense of direction. She gets lost in sonic adventure 3 and you find her taking a nap in the middle of a dangerous zone. She gets lost in shadow game looking for cheese in a spooky castle. She gets lost in Tokyo for a bit in the Mario and sonic game. She has a habit of kind of mindlessly wandering off and getting lost, that doesn't deminish her other capabilities though
>>551052719untapped potential
>>551050049You can tell half of the whiteboard is drawn by outsiders. it's a sad state of affairs, this place really is dead.
>>551052874Meant to say advanced 3, not adventure
>>551052782Why is Rouge voiced by a man seriously
King Solomon killed israel with multiculturalism.
So we are just going to ignore that this AI makes Rouge biologically male
>>551053342What?
>>551053435Meant to say AU
>>551053342we can finally insert her back in the franchise now
>>551049734so this is just freedom fighter bullshit but with the game characters. this is worse than using comic ocs.
>>551051569Is this not common knowledge?
>>551053463No u
>>551053463>Tsundere editionI don't want to talk about Fanon Surge
>>551053439I didn't even check that, their designs don't appeal to me and the choice they made kinda seen like they don't have much knowledge about the franchise they are trying to work with.
>>551053615Rouge has a male VA implying that she's trans. That's why I'm asking. Yeah all of the character descriptions have surface level mistakes. Sonic's friends all being a "Team". Shadow and Rouge being agents of GUN. "Mobius". It's got everything bad about Archie except the OCs.
Commander Rockwell in her earlier years
Why the fuck are you shilling a fanfic here with a tranny version of Rouge?
>>551053968at first it was curiosity, now is just to make you mad
>>551053950
>>551053794>got everything bad about Archie except the OCs.For now.>Rouge has a male VAThat looks like shit, if it's already this bad and it didn't even start yet, so you can expect worse from that shit. It'll only be downhill.
>>551053794>Rouge has a male VA implying that she's trans.i feel retarded just from reading this
I always felt that the problems with the comics wasn't the OCs but the fact that the OCs revolve around a Sonic who acts nothing like Sonic
>>551053794anon will get mad at the words mobius but doesn't ask for Sega to use a word for antros in the Sonic universe in the year of the lord 2025
>>551054234Thank you for repeating the same argument for days.
I feel like SoA is shilling Shadamy
>>551054285Yeah because Archie still sucks and you still post about it.
>>551054247blobians, newfag
>>551054247You completely overlooked the reason mobian sucks
>Sonic Rumble is doing a Godzilla event>Sonic Rumble is only on mobile and Steam>Rovio is partnering with Twitch and viewers of partnered streams get exclusive emotes>LOCK THE EMOTES TO BE STEAM EXCLUSIVEHOLY SHIT THATS BOTH HILARIOUS AND HORRIBLE AT THE SAME TIME
>>551054350No it's because you're an attention whore craving for cum.
>>551054408and that is is only used here. I'll continue to use MOBIANS and MOBIUS.
The problem with Sonic and the Blade of Courage is that it's completely in character.
>>551054670No, the problem is that we don't want Chris 2.0
At least Chris is japanese and made by Sonic Team
>sonic racisng cw>peak 48h is 1500 players now>sonic rumble>struggles to keep it at 500As always sonic is a fart.
>>551054858japanese people think the same >>551025806
>>551054858>racisng
>>551054782>weYou are only a single person, anon.
i just wanna cuddle with krack, man
The Archie Sonic the Hedgehog characters were OOC, disrespected the desires of Sonic's creators, and misrepresented the Sonic cast so bad that fans of the comic are incapable of following anything from the games.
>>551054964I just simply see Sonic everywhere I look
>>5510550273ft3in3figuresAnything more disqualifies you
>>551050759I'm shocked Silver isn't mentioned in this profile.
>>551055580>Character requires Sonic to be OOC to exist
>>551055580chest too small hair too short
>>551051510>eggman's daughterYou can't be serious...
>>551054931>minor grammatical mistakeIt's overlerer....
>>551055580I wanna cuddle with this thing
>>551055614Blaze isn't Rouge
The corposlop, safe, wannabe "edgy", crossover moneylaundering franchise.
Sally was OOC in Satam. That show did not respect Yuji Naka's pure japanese vision of Sarry Akorhna
>>551055783fucking useless little blue bastard
>>551054454Free to Play games are cancer.
>>551050490>shadouge bioBased and canon
I am ooc. I don't respect the original vision that I started with 20 years ago
>>551055798sarri eekahn*
I need images of Maria asking Shadow who that bat hussie is.
Rouge is obsessed with shadow like amy is obsessed with sonic. Always has been.
>>551055931You're right. I'm wrong. I failed Sally Acorn.
>>551055964>Rouge had been [ooc]
Only Mariafags and Knucklesfags hate Shadow x Rouge.
>>551055818Look at him, just LOOK at this pathetic faggot. He's just godzilla's whore now.
What does Yuji Naka think about Rouge and Shadow?
>>551056050What's funny is how chill dougebros have been about their attacks recently. Turns out it's easy to shrug off when you have canon on your side.
>>551056045I like this Shadow model better than his current modern one. Sharper eyes, wider face.
>>551056050Why would Mariafags have a problem with Shadouge?
>>551056045if sa2 were made today knuckles and rouge wouldn't even look at each other anon
Didn't Sega literally have Rouge attack Shadow in Sonic X?
>>551055580that vest is practically a burka
>>551056316*drops the trvke and leaves*
>rouge is genderswapped to make her safe>shadow fucks a tranny
>>551056328>didn't Sega>sonic xSega was hardly involved with x. The claims that they were stem from statements made for the purpose of marketing the show.
>>551055567penisthumbyesboom
Shadouge is non canon crap that Archie literally made up.
>>551056443>Sega was hardly involved with x>the writer from Sonic x literally worked in sonic games
>>551056526>ArchieSonic 06*
Rouge in X is the most appealing characterization to the point game rouge looks like a chinese rip-off.
>>551056443You are actively lying about Sonic X in order to defend Shadouge. Sonic X was literally written by Sonic Team. It represents the truest versions of the characters.
>>551056553>Sonic 06Sonic Adventure 2*
>>551056526KrackGOD disintegrating shadougecucks.
>>551056526>knuxouge is non canon crap that sonic x made upfixed
>>551056553There is literally no Shadouge in 06 or any of the games. You just projected onto the beach scene
>The "chill" shadougefags are already losing it
>>551056626>You are actively lying about Sonic X in order to defend ShadougeNo? I think you're projecting because you're overly committed to a particular ship.>Sonic X was literally written by Sonic Team. It represents the truest versions of the charactersThe third season was written by A former member of sonic team, sure. If I work at blizzard and then leave to go be an astronaut, that doesn't mean blizzard landed a man on the moon.
>>551056845>you're overly committed to a particular shipWhat ship would that be?
>>551056526All correct, except one.He does move on.It's literally the entire fucking point of his game.
>>551056649she is our queen
>>551056754As always they're so false their lies don't last a day.
>>551056870The ones who are really obsessed with x for some reason and always rush to defend it.
>>551056050>>551056207I know this isn't canon, but Rouge and Shadow being friends or at least associates that sort of get along makes sense to me. But anything more than that seems unlikely. Rouge cares about things not people.
>>551056404Show chocoboobies
>>551056941Literally everyone who thinks Shadow and Rouge are friends got it from Archie and pretends that the games did it
>>551056957
This character will shrink in appearances and sex appeal so much she'll basically get vaulted.
>>551057054Isn't Rouge nice to Shadow in Generations?
>>551057094She's nice to plenty of people. They aren't friends.
>>551056050Didn't Shadow x Rouge fags literally spam Maria rape porn and fanfics?
>>551057094Rouge confesses her love to shadow again in generations
>>551056941>>551057054>>551057094they're always nice to each other. they're not "besties" who "hang out" but they are friends
>>551057150You have to have a low IQ to ship Shadouge
>>551056845>completely ignores Kiyoko Yoshimura and Masahiko Shiraishi
I wish Shadow would show me his tits
>>551057168>Remember that girl you went to her birthday? Well I am just like her!Why is she selling her self out like that?
>>551057195Use the Japanese version and stop spamming this. Shadow and Rouge aren't friends. They never were friends. Sonic 06 and Sa2 did not make them friends. You are defending an ooc Archie dynamic.
>>551057269Had to spend a bunch of time looking for that huh
>>551057427So you admit you're arguing in bad faith, huh.
Shadow and Rouge aren't friends though. This isn't like the moon or some other thing where they said it to cover their ass. They are just not friends.
https://www.business-village.co.uk/2024/07/15/hedgehog-and-bat-boxes-at-the-business-village/shadougechads, it seems reality is in our favor
Everyone who insists that Shadow and Rouge are friends didn't play the games
>>551057384They are friends. They were portrayed as friends in every game they appear in together as well as Sonic X, until SEGA removed shadow's personality in 2011
>>551057568I did play the games. I'm just delusional.
>>551057568>Iizuka didn't play the gamesWell. that's because he made them :^) he personally worked on >>551056045
>>551057593Shadow's personality hasn't changed in any of the mainline games
>>551057556Reality has a dougebias
>>551057568I insist that me and (You) are friends
Maybe if i post kids characters people calms down.
>>551054631Mobius doesn't exist. Its earth. It's always been earth.
Fuck Shadougefags. Fuck the "Trifecta". At least Knuxougefags actually make sense. You don't care about Shadow or Rouge. All Archieshit must disappear.
>>551057705Okanyways. Mobius is made of Mobians
>>551057627up until 2011, yes.
>>551057725>one shadougefag giving the rest a bad name>not even the ones going apeshit in threadI have no idea why rouge and shadow not being friends is so terribly important
>>551057725
>>551057691He wishes he could be her charmy so bad
Team Not Friends
>>551057627he get more and more brain damaged after sa2>why yes i will give you the chaos emeralds to learn my past, big scary alien man. not like i could ask anybody
>>551057862Fuck off with that nigger bee already, shitmy unironically did nothing noteworthy except being an annoying bee and get zombified first.
don't open
>>551058039Why do coomers hate whisper's canon design
>>551058007>and get zombified first.Who? What game did that happen in?
my problem with shadouge is that I have prior knowledge or Rouge being a backstabber. rouge is unironically not a shipping character. she is as unsuitable for shipping as sonic.
>>551058161sonic zombie of course
if you think they aren't friends then you didn't playSA2BattleHeroesShadow2006
>>551058186They're both just like Luffy. The mere idea of them dating is retarded.
>>551058060im a cooler and i love yellow legsits the equivalent of people forgetting to draw rouges wings basically
>>551058161The little faggot was axed alongside shitdow and caused even vector to slow down to defend him.
>>551057884Team not friends actually applies to any team Sonic is on too. Sonic and Shadow both don't give a shit. Sonic is just nicer about it.
>>551058060Whisper shaves in my headcanon whenever it looks more appealing to me specifically.
>>551057769"My boy! This peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
>>551058186the whole reason they are friends is because shadow disarms her
>>551058634>the whole reason they are friendsStop
>>551058186>she is as unsuitable for shipping as sonic.Sega has been shipping her with shadow since sa2, her literal first appearance. Her theme is about him for crying out loud.
>>551058652play the pre.2011 gameswatch sonic x
>>551058751>Sega has been shipping her with shadow since sa2uhhh nope?> Her theme is about him for crying out loud.uuuhhhhhh. nope?
GRRRRR THIS IMAGE MAKES ME SO ANGRYYYYY REEEEEEE
>>551050049would be awful if krack didn't show up
>>551058867krack truly makes everything better
>>551058864Cute N Canon!
Strongest ships by design from Sega.Sonic : AmyTails : Pffffffffffft hahahahahaha hahahahahahKnuckles : RougeAmy : SonicRouge : Shadow Shadow : RougeVector : VanillaVanilla : VectorEggman : EggmanAnyone not listed is because they have virtually zero displayed interest in romance or exposure to it.
>>551058305Anon, I'm not sure why you posted someone's fanfiction scribbles, but I don't remember any "zombie" shit in the games, so I'm just going to assume you're making it up.
>>551058768>watch sonic xshe backstabs him in that show btw to make do with the emerald. similar scenario in sonic rivals 2
remember that time sonic came
>>551058983and they're still friends
>>551058983she also drops chris to die because he refused to let her have his emerald. she is backstabbing and untrustworthy>>551059024Shadow thinks teaming up with her in cross worlds is a shit idea. but only the jap script. this is not present in the american one.
Shadouge fans constantly trying to sneak it in as some canon thing is so pathetic to watch. If you actually pay attention to this series in Japanese then you know they aren't even friends.
>>551059086cross worlds is 15 years after they deleted his personality
>>551059335Rivals 2 is from before they "Deleted his personality"
>>551058968>knuckles: rougeHis strongest ship is with either ariem or sonic. Stop giving people hope.
>>551058971Cope, that character is a shitty comic relief one.
>>551059185knougefaggots constantly trying to sneak it in as some canon thing is so pathetic to watch. If you actually pay attention to this series in Japanese then you know they barely interact.
>>551059568>>551059185(makes you kiss like two dolls)
shatougefags got nothing to them except Team Dork, where the 3 of them are not even friends. they cooperate on a common goal then they skedaddle. It's been stated multiple time the bat chick got a thing for Knuckles
You've been married for years and have happily moved on in life, but for some reason there's always that one friend or family member that brings up that random person you mentioned offhandedly 25 years ago. This is what momthrowers are like.
Imagine being told directly that your ship isn't canon by Sega and still saying that it is. Shadougefags are the new Sonallyfags.
>>551058971>posts the comic first>is countered by another comic page>"mmmh no that is not in the games"Nigger at least put some effort in your LARP, you don't even like that character.
>>551050049https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/550827651/#q550852625
>>551059660>Knuckles and Rouge>Not friends>Not rivals>Not teammates>Don't see eye-to-eye>Actively dislike each other, and not in a fun way>Barely interact in any meaningful capacity outside of X>Gets more irrelevant every year>Fandom has mostly forgotten about itYou people are like sallyfags. Begone demon.
>>551059713>Imagine being told directly that your ship isn't canonWhen did they say this verbatim? Or are you just desperate?
WHAT DID WE EVEN DOWE KNOW ALL OF OUR SHIPS ARE NOT CANON STOP BEING MEANBULLIES
>hating a character because the fanbase is bad
rouge is canonically shipped with nobody cuz sega knows everybody wanna whack off to her (myself included)
>>551059841>You people are like sallyfagsSally had a meaningful dynamic with Sonic. even in the "in character parts" if you know what I mean. don't get gaslit by that other moron's shitposting, moron.Rouge's relation with Shadow is that they colleagues but they don't give a rat's ass about each other. just like you and your colleagues at the office, that is if you had a job. Meanwhile >>551056406
This is the fault a single shadougefag who spergs out at other characters.
>>551060038advocating for sonally is probably the worst way to make your ship sound legitimate
This is the fault... of the Jews
Fly in the Freedom, Rouge's main recurring theme specifically meant for her own character, is actually about Shadow.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/501109808/#q501131149Look at this thread, ctrl F Shadouge. Tell me that Shadouge fans are sane.
>>551060197Actually it's about Tails and Cream because they fly.
>>551060049ThisThere have been more knuxougefags stirring the pot than there have been shadougefags.
>shadougefags vs knuxougefags
>>551060263It's called a falseflag sweaty. That obviously wasn't a real shadouge anon.
>>551060193No anon. It's not. But everything else is.
Should i post rails?
>>551060378What makes you think that?
>>551060164You see, dougebro? I got enough mental capacity to understand complicated topics and give a proper judgement. I don't throw surface level judgement like you>shadow and rouge are in team dork. they are definitely in love. yes.
>>551060267
>>551060437I'm not a Shadouge fan. Sonally is literally the poster boy for a ship that requires one of the characters to be OOC
Can you post cute things? All is welcomed.
>>551060408Common sense. Why would someone spam shadouge and make people hate the ship? Wouldn't be surprised if shadougeschizo is likely a falseflag too. The aggressive knuxougefag here and shadougeschizo act awfully similar, and they're in threads together.
>>551060646yea but shadouge isn't, right?
I guess "that" dramafag is stirring shit again just to cause disorder in sthg and we fall for it every time.
>>551060738Why are you trying to argue with me about Shadouge?
>>551060813"that" dramafag is really hot and sexy
>>551060683I've been around for a couple of years and that nerd has been shitting on everyone unprovoked. he became very aggro after being triggered by sparky last year. no one here besides shadouegafags cares about shadouge. the hating is doine inspite of that guy(s)
>>551050049genuine question. why do women naturally draw better than men? is there a step in life men miss for it to be this way?
krack quarkington
>>551061000Is that the one where she's sucking off Nine?
>>551060998Creativity is stored in the boobs.
>>551061062I see you're a true sthg poster.
>>551060998>why do women naturally draw better than men?It's all about how much effort you put in that, women are attractes by creative fields more but i could be wrong.
>>551060998Oh damn...I guess i'll never be good because i'm a moid then
The reason why the world is shit right now is because a large chunk of the population is single, otherwise they wouldn't bitch day and night about fictional characters, they would be fulfilled by their own families enough to improve the creative output too.
my groin REEKS
I am single because Shadow isn't real and no one can replace him
>>551061575dude let me have a sniff
>>551061000Source NOW
>>551061594>shadowfags go extinctThank god.
>>551061218but like, their strokes, coloring and composition are ALWAYS better. is it how men live their lives or what? There's something about how women approach art that I've noticed that makes me instantly say "a women drew this" and 90% of the time I'm right. Wtf is your secret?
>>551061602not for free
>>551061752how much
>>551061721could you please be more specific?I recognize women's drawings because they have a taste for cuteness, even when they draw edgy characters.
>>551061721A woman drew this.
my oc's birthday is tomorrow
give me a sauce on that honey drawing
>>551062119Happy OCirthday.
give me some honey barbecue sauce
>>551062171It's lost under 9000 nameless pictures in the same folder.
>check thread>That one(?) Shadougefag believes I repeat "Shadow and Rouge aren’t friends" because I ship Shadria. And on some level, I get why he'd think that, because rival shippers are extremely petty and tend to deny canon when it suits their narrative. Yet if Sega ever provided genuine undeniable “proof” that Shadouge is canon and that they have mutual feelings for one another, I would accept it. If Shadow loved Rouge, I'd stand behind that because I support Shadow and whatever/whoever he loves. And...he loves Maria.I looked at virtually every single game, bio, staff comment, etc., in Japanese that involves Shadow. I'd even translate things that had no translation yet. I kept uncovering more and more Shadria bait that nobody in the English community has ever pointed out, however I found little to no Shadouge bait. Ohshima and Maekawa liked a couple pieces of Shadouge fanart, but they also liked Sontails and Sonadow artwork, so it's not indicative of much.The Sonic Team staff comments on the monthly Sonic Channel fanart section hint very heavily at Shadow/Maria (they use the word romantic), but their comments on Shadow/Rouge fanart are generically bland.In Sonic Channel's "Tell Us, Creators!" section, they respond to fans coming up with silly explanations for canon scenes. In those, Toyoda jokingly compares Rouge to Shadow's mom because of her devotion, and then suggests that Rouge would be dazed by how incredible Knuckles smells. At least with Knuckles/Rouge, you can argue that there's mutual attraction there, shrouded by their annoyance at each other's antics. Relationships are a two-way street, and Shadow's street is all barricaded with "KEEP OUT" tape everywhere for good measure. There is simply nothing hinting that Shadow has any romantic feelings for Rouge. There's nothing implying they're friends, or that they live together, or that he's in love with her, or that he's flustered by her. Zilch. I cannot accept what isn't even there.
>>551062632well, unlike shadouge, i want our relationship to be official
>>551062914What the hell man
>>551062996lol
>>551061895please tell me anon
>>551062171>>551062228https://files.catbox.moe/ub864v.pngfound it
>>551063096i don't see any barbecue in there
The world should love Shadow. I love Shadow. Respect Shadow. Worship Shadow. Sell your soul to the devil for Shadow.
>>551063143let her finish and you'll get honey and mayo sauce.
>>551063162How does it feel to know that your genes won't pass into the next generations
Krack has gotten too many compliments and is no longer starved for male affection so what's even the point.Fuck you Krack you suck now.
>>551063096Holy fuck
>>551060998I thought hotshelter was the only woman in the whiteboards
>>551063268Aren't we basically all in the same boat?
>>551063268But they will. I'll brainwash my spawn into loving Shadow too.
Sonic character for this feel?
>>551063360the /sthg/ breeding program
>>551063507We could say that's a true "Shadow Cult".
MIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>551064504good morning mina faggot
Come on, it's not a bad joke!
>>551056526>not based on the Hidden Palace muralI agree with the rest but won't bother to read further and entertain the thought CHADow might ever not be based
>>551064548*pets you*
>>551064706*melts*
>>551064936Silver is 14 you sick fuck
>>551064980Silver who? i can't keep track of all the erased timelines... and frankly, i've been stuck in the void since that super genesis whatever.
>>551064624SPPPPPLUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT
>>551063162you're cool!
>>551065523now THIS is IC
>Shadow! The earth got split in half! We need your powers to->Go away Tails! I am busy brewing the ultimate coffee....
>>551065931you know what man i don't even bat an eye anymore when i see sonic characters with no gloves or shoes
>>551066221>forgot to color in the highlightsare they afraid of shiny tits?
>>551065963it does feel weird though
>>551066325well we're used to seeing them with gloves & shoes 99% of the time so that's whybut to me it's just like looney tunes characters so i don't care
grind rails are a level design hack. a very cheap onesonic floptears is 1/2 boost slop and the other 1/2 a train sim
Doe
The Sonic X Shadow Generations Collector's Edition Situation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAdYpFKWOo
>>551062632> Rouge and Knuckles are attracted to each other but don't get along well, too much distrust going around > Shadow works with Rouge that has a soft spot for him and teases him, they are team mates, not besties.> Shadow loved Maria, who died.I think this will be consistent across all official interpretations.>>551058968Blaze : Sonic is an obvious one.
>>551066469honestly, i would like them having more proportional hands/feet to the body at least, like bugs bunny. Or like in this pic of fiona.
>>551066969bugs bunny still had pretty big feet, even bigger in the looney tunes showBut I agree with you
>>551063351there's at least 4 on the last one alone
>>551067092who?
How would you japanify Fiona?
>>551067030yes yes, but the hands are smaller and in other looney toons characters the feets are more "long" than "big". You got the idea, classic western cartoons.
>>551067140tsundere sukeban
Is Tangle & Whisper being forgotten by the Sonic fandom? I see art of lanolin and surge all the time but I see less and less tangle and whisper stuff
>>551067245>tsundere
>>551067240yep yepI've been meaning to start drawing looney tunes characters, always wanted to get good at that.Also satam sally nailed the proportions imo
>>551067172Shadow with a strap onFuta Amy
>>551067374....why?
>>551067172alien?hot...
>>551067336you know it would happen
>>551067289Surge and Lanolin feel like real sonic characters. Tangle is overdesigned and boring, Whisper is overdesigned but her weapon is cool.
>>551067339i was thinking the same, after all that's one of the most famous stylization from the west. So you basically get it all from there and add your personal touch.Another one i would love to see back is the batman TAS one, but i guess it's all nostalgia.
>Lanolin feels like a real Sonic character>Tangle is overdesigned
>>551067336How would YOU japanify Fiona
>>551067289Surge, Lanolin, and Kit are the only good IDW OC's.Kill off Tangle, and Whisper and give Whisper's wispon to Lanolin then add Kit, Surge, and Lanolin to the games.There done. These 3 and Starline are the only good original characters Sonic IDW will ever make its time to just accept it and move on.
>>551067753Fiona is kawaii.
>>551067870>Kill off Tangle, and WhisperNever gonna happen. The best you'll get is them retiring and Whisper giving the wispon to Lanolin.
>>551067753Lonely "christmas cake" lady who works at the corner store and hits on highschool boys.
Lanolin should become the canon equivalent of Fiona. She's too good for the diamond cutters and restoration.
>>551068402I'm never getting off the evil-lin train
What would Knuckles do if Sonic went to the Angel Island and said "suck my dick or I will steal the Master Emerald"
>>551068013That counts as a kill off.
>>551068638silence him with a kiss (and a punch)
Okay abt
>>551067870>then add Kit, Surge, and Lanolin to the games.>Kit >Ever making it inYou think Sega is going to just add a million IDW OC's to the games? No. There are 2 MAYBE 4 slots at max and the only ones guaranteed are Surge, and Lanolin, then Lanolin and Whisper. Kits only hope is Tangle or Whisper being left behind.
>>551068974>Lanolin making it in over KitYou forget yourself Lanolinfag. The only IDW character thats guaranteed to make it at this point is Surge, and guess who's Surge's sidekick? Kit. He's guaranteed to make it in. Seethe and cope.
>>551069134This and the fact that Sega isn't going only add all girls Kit and Starline are the only male representation so they're going to make it in.
Fuckles the Knuckles
Why are you pretending T&W are being left behind in favor of other comic characters?
Tangle was the first and was already name dropped Frontiers.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WHY THE WORLD GET WORSE EVERY YEAR ON EVERYTHING, FUCK
>>551069339Tangle may have been the first but as a character she's a complete flop.
>>551069469neeckkk
>>551069474holy fuck LOL
>>551069474It's called enshittification, anon. Everyone does it. No need for quality when you're monopoly.
>>551069134>Package dealShe was talking about Zazz.
>>551069480>because in my opinionRespectfully it doesn't matter. They get the most treatment because they have the most demand. They are the flagship OCs from that book and are in a console game now.
>>551069748Actually she was talking about Mechagodzilla
>>551069134>>551069748>"IF SURGE JOINS, IM JOINING TOO"In hindsight this feels more like the IDW writers begging Sega to please pay attention to Kit as well as Surge.Maybe behind the scenes Sega is planning a lot of stuff with Surge and barely anything with Kit and this is the writers begging Sega to include Kit.
>>551069474it's an IQ test nowcan't pass it? then you're too retarded to be allowed to post kek
>>551069771>Tangle>FlagshipShe gets the least fan art of the Big IDW 3 Surge, Whisper, and Tangle.
>replaces the captcha with quadratic equations
>Tangle?Flop>Whisper?Flop>Rough?Flop>Tumble?Flop>Jewel?Flop>Belle?Flop>Mimic? Flop>Starline?Success but dead>Surge?Success>Kit?Flop>Soleil?Flop>Clutch?Flop>Lanolin?Success>Megani/Enigma?Remains to be seen.
>>551070287sex with this thing
>>551070073Like I said, whatever you think or believe about it doesn't matter. They sold T&W first and they're still selling T&W now regardless of any new characters they have. It's not difficult to understand how this works once you remove your feelings from it.
>>551070232>"Just as planned.">"Exactly as planned.">"All according to keikaku." (*translator's note:keikaku means plan.)
>>551070287>Remains to be seen.Megani gets basically no fan art. She's a flop.
>>551070287>Mimic?Sweep
>>551067092literally who>>551069474this isn't even hard, you choose which one has the most empty boxes
>who???thirsty ass niggas
Just read a shipping fanfic but it was really OOC so I decided to quote every single inaccuracy then debunk it in the comments like an obnoxious cunt. Feels good.
>>551070287>14 attempts and only 3 successesGrim.
>>551060998Women have finer hand coordination
>>551071245Cunt.
>>551071292>>14 attempts and only 3 successesme when i'm high and trying to do the new captcha
>>551070954>btfo people who swore it was just a book character>was the main villain the entire time >successfully tricked everyone with his cat persona>likes Sonic Underground How do we stop this menace
>>551071245based characterfag
>>551071245I don't understand how you people can waste so much time in convoluted walls of text nobody will ever go through.
>>551071472 to be fair the pizzaplex books aren't canon to the games timelime
>>551060998Unironically, women see more shades of color than men do. That's it.
>>551071527> Here in paragraph 40, Shadow inserts a horse dildo on Tails ass but that's OOC because he would actually use a dragon dildo
>>551071245Doing Gods work anon. Don't let those male pregnancy tags get away with it
I have committed the crime of writing OOC fanfiction
>>551071352brighter color pallets...better fashion sense...expressive gestures...men simply get the shorter end of the stick when it comes to learning this stuff naturally. all men learn is stoicism, being rough, and wearing unassuming muted colors. I HATE THIS!
>>551071619They are actually sorta the only difference between them is how fionna died and instead of Mimic using his Sonic fursuit to hunt down and brutally murder people >>551070954Based
>>551072056man stfu and get gud
>>551072056No, men and women can just lock in more on specific things. Neither lack in perception, they just varied strengths in different areas.
>>551072413>meritocracy and protestant valueslol lmao
>>551072512I have no idea what any of that shit means, because I'm retarded.Have a good day!
>>551072245>ripped one guy head clean off >bashed another guy with his bare hands>forcefully cramped and snapped another into the fridge >drove a metal rod into another and hung him in the closet >before the last guy could escape he violently gutted himThat's my Sonic
>>551060998Because men and women have different brains. We perceive reality differently. Studies have found that Y chromosome affects the brain (and it can't be changed by taking hormones). Women being better at drawing isn't really true. Most of the best artists in history were male. Men tend to be more visual-spacial oriented, they can rotate 3D objects in their head better. The best example of this is the Piaget water test.>One typical study from 1989 found that 32% of college women failed the test, compared to 15% of college men. A 1995 experiment found that 50% of undergraduate males and 25% of females performed "very well" on the task and 20% of males and 35% of females performed "poorly"Women also gravitate towards drawing more than men. They tend to be better at seeing shades of colors, and they generally focus more on context, aesthetic, mood, and expressions. >>551071352This isn't true. During the tests for male/female hand coordination, they didn't adjust things for hand size. Men are "worse" at it only because their hands are bigger. If the object that they are handling is slightly bigger to adjust for hand size, men are just as good if not better at finer hand coordination.
The Mina obsessed freak (bobo) will die alone.
>>551072979I think 90% of the anons here will die aloneatleast he'll die doing what he loves
Bobo will marry Mina and it will be very based
i still haven't got an answer who the girl drawfags on that whiteboard are that are supposedly so much better than men
>>551073064We can be together, anon
>>551073237Oh no I'm a piece of shit, find another anon to marry.
>>551072852The fridge guy is changed into a locker in game I didn't know Sonic hated Charmy that much
>>551073290Nta but you're definitely marrying me. Now
>>551073290I don't necessarily mean you and I. /sthg/ anons should get married with each others
Shadow and Rouge puking into each others mouths
>>551073440>Is this what Maria wanted?
all women?evil....
>>551072852He also a great role model
>>551073395Thanks for the clarification
>>551073440God I wish that were me...
I've heard of windshit but this is ridiculous!
>>551073546This guy also inspired by Sonic?
The Mina obsessed freak (bobo) will die and marry Mina in the afterlife
Bobo is at least a better choice than Fails
>>551073183we protect our women from creeps like you
>>551073371I don't think that's how it works.
This bobo guy is very based and he'll be rewarded by god with 13 minas in heaven.
>>551073491Even the ones with big boobies?
>>551073939You will be loved, listened to, supported, and believed in. Now stop resisting and put on the ring
Sorry anons but I'm only attracted to mobians.
Shadow and Maria having sex but Maria faints from overexertion and Shadow starts crying because it's his fault and now it's no longer hot and the medical bay smells like hospital sanitization products and Shadow has to lie about what they were doing because disgusting lab rats like him aren't allowed to get handsy with humans because they just aren't okay stop asking questions
>>551073709Yes but circus themed he even a wind hater too
>>551070287>>Rough?>Flop>>Tumble?>FlopRough & Tumble are the biggest flops period because its clear they were meant to be more popular like Sonic's equivalent of Team Rocket but they fell flat.
>>551074423just blame it on anesthetic gas getting loose, Shadow
>>551074509Belle is a bigger flop than both of them. The Belle & Sage arc is Belle's last chance for relevance.
>>551074509This hot as fuck tho...
>>551074398
>>551074819I want Rough & Tumble waiting for me in my bed. NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>551074398t. Sally
>>551074434A wind believer wrote that review
>>551074509>they were meant to be more popularBased on? The Team Rocket comparison also doesn't work here.
>>551070287This all seems about right except>Lanolin SuccessHow the fuck is Lanolin a success? She got nonstop drama for a year.
>>551074885Sally would fuck Dark Gaia
>>551074993Porn = success, I guess.
>>551074947Based on the fact that they were constantly shilled early in the comic. >>551074993>dramaOnly on twitterLanolin gets a lot of fan art and thats all that matters. >But she was mean to SilverMost fans don't care about Shitver.
>>551073730>Minafag dies>He spawns in Mobius>Mina sees an obese retard approaching her and runs away in disgust
>>551074885Sally would fuck Eggman
>success She was written out due to negative reception
>>551072852Is Sonic legitimately important to fnaf lore or is this just for lols?
Is this the 3D model update you guys asked for?
>>551075291And she will be written back in cus she's popular as hell. Lanolin will truly grow as a character once she leaves those FLOPS the Diamond Cutters and hangs out with Surge.
>>551074993She got people talking about the comic and got IDW attention.
>>551075371what the fuck is thiswhat does it even have to do with sonic
>>551075498Damn you are new
>>551075470>LanolinSurgeSorry but Surge is Blaze's property.
>>551075540no shit
Sonic WachowskiKnuckles WachowskiMiles "Tails" Prower-WachowskiShadow the Hedgehog
>>551075470Surge belong to Sonic
>>551075498>what the fuck is thisi'm getting old...
>>551075470>SurgolinSurgamy will win
>>551075660Trvth nuke
>>551075470Kit called dibs on Surge first
>>551075306Yes surprisingly after the Tiger it's the character with the most paranormal activity it's even how you progress the .exe route
>>551075752you most definitely are getting oldall i know is that it's cave story yeahbut why post this here? what's le context
Do you think the sonic gang would like Mexican foods? Like soft tacos
Why does everyone keep shipping their favs with Surge? Get off that girls ass.
shippers when amy says "I will literally wait until I'm elderly because I love you so much" to a sonic
>>551075596Prower-Wachowski goes hard
>Lanolin comes back>immediately tries to rape SilverWhat did IDW mean by this?
>>551075306Yes he's supposed to parallel Henry but they scrapped it last minute it's still im the games code
>>551075984Surge is just extremely shippable.
I ship sonailsamy, although i think shadougeckles is also cute./sthg/ truly is tasteless.
she got written out though
What the meant is https://files.catbox.moe/q6p5hy.jpeg
>>551076346who?
>>551074682Why is he gay?
>>551076360the next idw issue is looking good
>>551076384Lanolin
>>551076360horribly off modeltits too big
Wouldn't it be funny if the mural was actually Silver the Hedgehog because he went went back to the past to stop the calamity and the ancient echidnas saw him go super and went>holy shit we have to make a mural of that guy
>>551076513No
It always amuses me that everyone thought that the mural theory will be confirmed in Shadow Generations but that Journal was redacted and we don't knowIt might be the only mysterious part of Shadow they so much talked about
>>551076467WRONG
>>551076513I like this idea now
paws
>>551076513If they did this then Silver would not beat the Poochy allegations.
>>551076513Nah, they went>I'll fuck that twink
you can't see me but i'm eatin potato chips.
>>551076693Didn't read that part yet did you?
>>551077007Fatsper…
>>551075306It's basically the happiest day character you make the spirit happy whenever you're around the Hedgehogs
You only care about Lanolin because she has fat sloshing sheep tits
>>551076776Whose?
>>551077204YeahSo?
>>551077204Naturally.
Stop talking about tits.
ough my bellyy>sloshit's so full
We are officially better than /vr/
>>551077229mine
>>551077120>Open Closet and take the Hedgehog MaskThe Moon.exe implied that you can't leave your room any other way or the Moon will immediately get you
>>551077649>Lanolin walking into Surge's room
>>551078195Jess...
Foxes are faggy canines
>>551044048
Uwuver and Archienic. I'm not sure whats worse Americans should never touch these characters.
>>551078221The moon a fucking idiot
>>551074682Silver don't, that's your cousin
>>551077723NEVER
>>551078647Never read Archie. Is he cute like IDW Silver?
Blaze will never have sex.Femcel.
>>551078784This is so cool too bad it's...not canon
>>551079028Is her duty as a princess to have offsprings
Why are we allowing blacks here
Last for cream!
>>551078784huh Sonic is important to this franchise now whatever happened to kart racing game anyway
tangle's prehensile hand feet
>>551079550Because whitey is trying to make sonic gay
>>551079895perfect for footjobs aye?
>>551079975Even though japanese gooks are inserting gays.
>>55107964Last i checked it was updated with a single new background billboard to beat it over the seething stubborn fucks heads that Mimic is canon to the games and is here to stayAfter that nothing
Making sure people who like Sonic the "wrong" way never know a day of peace
>>551079641Creamussy
>>551080319>"wrong"so there is no wrong way then
>>551077007Anon those are bad for your health
>>551080303They're already teasing the next major game i don't think this is happening anymore
>>551080507>Vanny next game and movie Ugh
>>551080501i know
>>551077204You can keep the tits. I'll still like Lanolin without them
>>551080886what if lanolin was a dudethen what
>>551080645Princess PeachVanny/Vanessa/ whatever the fuck she is now>Amy>Lora Croft LEAVE THEM ALONE
>>551081026Any other female gaming character people are going to bitch about
>>551081020Still would like them
>>551081226Wow, you're based.
>>551081147That back stabbing bitch Poppy
>>551081578That bouncing bastard Hoppy HopscotchThis is a Sonic general what are we doing.
>>551081578>>551081679Mommy lame legs deserves nothing if you ask me
>>551076513I've always thought "Silver is a prophesized hero, shenanigans ensue" arc would be fun.
>>551081793I agree!
>>551060665mpreg
>>551081679Picky Piggy eating Sonic and friends
>>551081938based and in character
>>551081939>>551081939>>551081939>>551081939
>>551080501The potato part of the chip fuels your brain or something, it helps when I'm studying or working on something
