Previous: >>551015017>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* [Alt], Gold City 3* [Alt], Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan SSR, Narita Brian SSR, Kitasan Black SSR, El Condor Pasa SSR12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* [Cinderella Grey] Inari One (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstA storyhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio teio teioI'll kick your ass
>>551027546MLB Marvelous it is then. She blessed me during my disastrous kitasan pulls>>551027853Still pulling, sparked one already
>marked
cute luna wife
I’m done training Creek. I’ve settled for the first non-Long and non-Pace spark she’s given me in a dozen runs, and it’s a 2*Turf spark on a 1*Blue. Greener pastures await. Hopefully.
Teio!
Kawakami GROOMER...
impregnating rudolf so gives birth to a second teio!i want more teio's!
>>551035982
Someone give me a copy of luna
>>551036015OF COURSEShe grooms a little boy and it's scaryI groom one and I get 10 years
>Haru came from THISWhat the hell
What's her name again?
>>551035935This is rape
>>551036016>One new Teio every yearseems possible
>>551036180
>>551036180>don't say cock-ball don't say cock-ball don't say cock-ballcock... benis
>>551035996i think i own the top plush
>>551036180mr seabee
>>551036016GrandTeios give the potential for exponential growth.
A clubs open? fine with cuotas
I'm going to fatten an uma tonight, as a treat.
>>551036195New Trainer A warn you about her but you didn't listen
>>551036180Mr. Closed Beta for my exclusive testing
>>551036171
>>551036307Hishi Hamazon...
>>551036035i feel deep shame that this is reminding me of a certain hentai
>>551036210First time I see thisDid someone translate JP, or has a tool for it?
>>551036378
Pleasant result to a lacklustre ace run at least
Digitan LOVE
>>551036035cute family
I cleared the event, now what?
NO MORE BROTHER WARS
How important is On Your Left! for Kawakami?
>>551036537What about Tachyon and Cafe?
Is there a reason I shouldn't take Pace Chaser Savvy?
>>551036551mandatory for any late ace
>>551036498The natural next step is to order a Yukino Bijin body pillow.
Is it gay to fuck your bro?
>>551036647No.
>>551036574Bricks NSM if you're taking it
>>551036551The ability text should be "Will occasionally make you win (Late Surger)"Take it
>>551036604I was afraid you'd say that.
do you do your parent farms on URA or Aoharu? I'm getting a shit ton of somewhat relevant skills on Aoharu but my umas permaJOB classic year unless i bring something like 4 speed to compensate for facility level
>>551036647no homo
HOOEH
>>551036717I suppose I can keep on borrowing NN wit card then...
>>551036574Yes, if you were raising a front runner you probably shouldn't take it
test out my teio100 416 426
>>551036772that's your father
Reminder that that half of the general's population is from India or SEA
>>551036698>>551036574>NSM>Needing to be blocked
>>551036913Im not a goldling
>>551036760URA Finale spark is better, can do more races, can actually see when you get hints from your supports, also just faster with less cutscene crap
>>551036913Not a goldshitter
>>551036772Look at that flatty.I am firmly on Team Hooters.Most of my favourite umas have giant knockers. But the other pasture is so nice too...
>4 double circles, 1 single circle>1 win that was on the single circleok bro
>>551036694so ugly with the glasses
>>551037051Downside: one fewer delicious brown rival
how many years do I have to wait for stego to come to global
>>551037137It really wouldn't be so bad if only they let us use clocks on Unity races.
>>551036913And?
>>551037178SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
>>551036551pvp is accel game
>>551036573there's nothing there, it's just retards sperging tachyon and cafe don't interact ingame
>>551037384
Wonder what is gonna be shown off...Also doesnt forever youngs design drop next month?
>>551037384WHORE
>>551037384SEAnigger hours what can you expect
>>551037398have you ever done a cafe career at all
>>551036925We should start talking like yeppers to make it harder to plug and chug through translators
>>551037398They interact all the time in game?Its actually to the point where it detracts from cafes story how present cafe is.
>>551036298you wont get any rewards if you join at this point bwo just wait for next month
>>551036882I tested it with a room set up of 2 late 1 dominator for each of us, 5 pace and 2 front runner 1 being ooniger and she won 2 out of 3 times. Having a high wit really works wonders huh
Teio sex now
>>551037398>t. doesn't have cafeTachyon has as many lines as Cafe in her own main route retard
>>551037384Ver not required... and... submit!
>>551037384me on the left
>>551037434Most likely showing off the New Year event, some alts, and free rolls. They'll probably announce a new Uma too since there's a new seiyuu guest
I wish some of these songs had more vocalists
>>551037384This isn't even her trainer's POV but a POV of one of her fans
guts me up
>>551035691reminder that Helios never scored
>>551037434nyo
>>551037673My fluffy wife
>>551037384I HATE CURREN
I just learned that Mejiro Bright is in the game and has dialogue.
QUICK GIVE ME YOUR BEST DECK SUGGESTIONS FOR CM8Nakayama - Turf - 2500m - Long - Right-handed - Firm - Winter - Sunny
please PLEASE USE THE CYGAMES WEBSTORE
>>551037434Why does spe-chud look absolutely miserable here?
I'm just getting back into the game after quitting in August. Is my account fucked without Riko Kashimoto and the 0.5 anni gibs?
>>551036446Gold City bukkake
>>551036694she has that best friend nyotaika vibe where she'd let me explore her whole body because it's obviously what we both wantgod, she's perfect
>>551037707Interested to see who the newbie is then if there is a new seiyuu.>>551037823Oh... back to waiting it is.
>>551037845>I HATE DANTSU SEATTLEFixed that for you.
>look up future ults>"If the sun and the moon and the stars align and it's friday and activated three skills mid-race you'll go a bit faster at Hakodate Racecourse"
>>551037897No. Well, maybe all the free carats and wit bourbon. But you can borrow riko.
>>551037863Same as CM6 but with fewer stam sparks
>>551037897Riko will become irrelevant by March with 1st anni+MANT. Just make sure you get Kitasan MLB while you can
>>551037878>only one pack>not even particularly cheaperNo
>>551037508I wanted some (You)sfor such an active thread, it's hard to get them honestly
>>551037618just wanted to farm club points for LB2 Brian before scorpio bwo
>>551037707Riamu...
>>551037863FM, Fukukitaru, Creek, KSB, Biko, Riko. NSM is back
Love Maruzensky bloodline!
>>551037384I just made all these noises
>>551037863depending on your stam growth, you can use just riko or riko+1 stam. rest filled with speed and wit
>>551038043This. It’s not even really a discount
>>551038086(You)
>>551037384Me, her No.1 fan and trainer on the left
>>551038182its still more carats per dollar than the standard packs
>>551038247Once
>>551036882made her run a couple of times against the list of whale umas I've saved and my own, your teio usually gets 6-9th position but if she wins one, then there is a timeline where she wins finalsshe will do fine in CM, only 1 dominator and 1 solo suzuka in pace heavy lobby though
>>551038247The standard packs are absurdly and unreasonably priced, though. A 10-pull worth of carats should not be 20 dollars.
>>551038316gold ship is actually just a horse, but the rest is accurate
>>551038034Yeah, tt- wait a second, can’t I just reuse this?
status?
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>551037897Reroll hard for MLB Kita + 1(2)LB Finemo, everything else is irrelevant and will not be used in 3 months. posted a succesful reroll last thread with good results. you have 3 days until Bijin(Free F2P meta card) goes away. Best of luck.
you guys clearly don't get it, cygames seeds your account with positive odds if you use their ID system and buy carrots from there. next time you get fast learner or turf and mid S but didn't cap speed or lost to team zenith with all 5 double circles, think about this post
>>551038450Gamble, NOW.
>>5510384500/5
>>551038450Chances as empty as those circles
No, I don't want to fall in love with tosen jordanYADA YADA YADA YADAAAAA
>>5510384503-2 win. Down with hags.
Are prudent and dodging danger useful? I want to take early skills for groundworks that can be applied to any track
>>551038514Holy… thank you Cygames intern I’ll buy some carats right now!!!!
>>551038447
>>551038316iykyk
>>551038450I just got a 5/5 victory with those same circles. It wasn't against Turf Queens though... I think it was actually Zenith? I forget
>>551038446yeah, though it's worth noting that pump and angling are worth taking this time since there's only a tiny delay in the late race before entering the corner
>>551037984Who the fuck is Dantsu Seattle
Falco losing her way and start chasing big numbers in Senior year is kinda too real
I don't know what I'm doing and am confused about earning skill points.I've got races set to sort as 'path to fame', which I thought was by how many skill points you can earn, but sometimes lower-grade races show first. Does grade not always matter for skills, or what's going on here?Is there somewhere I missed that tells you how many skill points can be earned on a given race?
>>551038560Well then don't scout her, because she is even more lovable than you expect
>>551038597
>>551035691Was going to run this Rudolf as a Late Surger with Domination. Is it worth it with this power
>>551038525>>551038537>>551038547>>551038564>>551038651that was close
>>551038660Winner of the 1995 Takarazuka Kinen. Same race as Rice Shower had to be euthanized on.
>>551038783WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
>>551038783The Ashen Beast claims yet another soul…
>>551038783Another one
>>551038694True idol experience
>>551038783Do not take the Turf Queens lightly
>>551038657Damn, good point. Missing the good uniques sucks a bit.
>>551038560Do it, she's great, I really fall for her in this part
>>551038446No, you really want to have Ryan and/or Dober's unique
>>551038783
>>551038709I don't know how those sorting options work because I turned them off ages ago, but I think skill points are generally just bigger for higher-grade races and lower for lower-grade ones. I would have thought "fame" would mean sorting by fan count reward, not by skill point reward. I dunno. Anyway if you want skill points, probably do the most high-grade races that you think you can do well in
>>551038814Oh...
>>551038525Only gambling im gonna be doing is rawdogging nakadashi fiesta on a dangerous day
>>551038950this is exactly the part that got me. what the fuck? why do the trainer-love tier-lists have her so low?i know it's because of the grandma comparison at the hotsprings, but when you think about it, that's just her being bad with communicating her feelings
Just came across this in the public CM rooms... Good luck to everyone who doesn't own Suzuka this CM
>>551038694The Rudolf message at the end made me tear up
>the tallest americanvs>the smallest european
>>551037384that was some good curren sex
>>551038783I don't get how is Rudolf always winning these matches. She doesn't even have a single velocity skills and she's racing as a late surger rather than pace.
>>551038783>Urara vs fucking Oguri Cap (as in peak)It was owari from the start.
>>551037624>>551038332thank you, it's nice to hear that she's performing well and can somewhat stand against S rankswas feeling quite hopeless since i didn't have my own maru/taiki but maybe there is a glimmer of hope after all
>>551038997They’re horses. At least say you’re going bareback.
>>551039120Okay cool, show deck.I'm still not worried about the 1% of players who whale out.
>>551038985Now stop being mopey and celebrate the winner! Because nothing bad happened at all!
>>551038950I dunno what it is but the way they write her monologue here does something to my brain
>>551039180
>>551038581Yeah
>>551039073TopRo is definitely super cute
>>551039253She doesn't have that on turf queens iirc
>>551039180I'm going to do a Unity run just to take down the prez... pray I don't job in the first Unity race
>>551039339She doesn't have her ulti?
>>551039118When you compare her with other umas that are far more direct kinda makes sense but she still has some really good points for being a cute dummy
>>551038783THE RAPED
>>551039378nyope you're fighting them with their skills only from their R card which is why Suzuka, Oguri, Goldship, and McQueen are so broken
>>551039162but biko and bono are both from america
>>551039378none of the npc has themrudolf wins by debuffing everyone, unless you made a high sta+spd team, your umas die to her
>>551039497>>551039574Oh, I never knew that. I've never checked any of their skills before...
curren is really sexy and I'm tired of pretending she's not
Am I gonna fuck myself running 3 lates? Last time I did it, it was terrible but that was before the positioning update. I want to run grass rudolf neicha hybrids and kill everyone.
if her name is toesen where's the toes
>>551039407I wouldn't be surprised if she used all her boomer hobo brain energy into thinking that a kabedon would make you fall for her lol
>>551039652nah, just pray you don't face a suzaka in your final and you can win
>>551039656Im gonna rape happy meek
>>551038783everytime
>>551039656Her toenails are repeatedly mentioned in the story. Not pictured though
>>551039652run rudolf pace, don't get your wit higher than 600
>>551039656Toes in Jordans[/spoilers]
>>551039652No, this is a legitimate strategy, I am running 3 lates, tachyon/grass dominators full debuff, and a big ace digitan with pump, sfv, pulse, OYL and NSMshe is always in position 6-4 and will never fail to accelerate thanks to the other 2 lates taking 7 and 8 forcing her to be 6, she rapes suzutrans and taikis
>>551039618People were pretending that she isn't sexy?
>>551039120thought you need concentration?
>>551039652Run two lates and a Suzu to stop other suzus.
>>551039618Yeah, Curren Bouquetd'or is absolute sex. I agree.
>>551039618all umas are sexy, they had to be, to fight against ningen women charms
>>551039409cute indeed. her scenes in City's story made me think she was an even bigger uber bitch, but turns out, it was just because City's trainer was a legitimate creep that time
>>551039073okay I really like NTR now, what is her career like? post more
Gold City caught me sniffing her panties
>>551039656her toes are broken, anon
>>551039656>Meek still mad that she got mogged by jordan
>>551039743Aoi will kill you
>>551039073
>>551039829True
>>551038950Were you always a Jordan fan or did you become one due to her story? I find a lot of these uma stories (the new ones especially) to be really good at winning me over to them.
>>551040004i'll rape her too
>>551040004Im gonna rape Kiryuuin too
This is... supposed to be a deal? Fucking seriously? a single PULL?Any time I see someone say "poorfag" I normally don't even pay it much mind until I realize sparking on a banner in this game IS LITERALLY THE PRICE OF A HOUSE PAYMENT
i really dont like tachyon and i especially dislike people that enable women like her to be awful
>>551040201that's 30 daily pulls wdym?
>>551039743>>551040139>>551040186You won't come out on top.https://files.catbox.moe/s5x9zt.png
>>551038783I always love how hag squad often got Super Creek hidden as 6th member.
>>551040004she doesn't care about Happy Meek
>>551040201silly anonpaid carat is for daily rollyou buy daily carat pack for spark
I swapped from my desktop to my laptop for the next month so I don't have 99% of my Luna pics, please help, especially with anything relating to her ears
are there cards later that have a chance to give fast learner?we have cards for hot topic, charming and practice perfect ... but fast learner?just getting the uma specific event is rare and then a 10% chance to get fast learner is just too small ...
>>551040201Tbh I thought about swiping back in the earlier days to get biko but yeah, the price tag is just way too high, only thing justifiable in this game is the guaranteed ticket type shit, even the monthly/daily pass doesn't really feel that good.
>>551035996My Teio honse just came in.Hadn't really bought merch before, so I'm really happy about having a little Teio with me.
>>551040257Love Tachyon, partly because she’s transparent about her negative qualities and she’s as true to her desires as she can be. Would definitely be her enabler.
>>551040462no, have fun farming it
>>551039818It's gamba. Just don't get Late Start, and you'll never have to get bailed by Concentration. Unless I get Fast Learner and shitton of hints, I'd rather invest my points somewhere else, frontrunners need EVERY skill.
>>551040551>this nigga only farmed 5 million fans last month and things he has any rights to talk in the thread, let alone dream of having an uma wife, can you believe this nigga
>>551040462don't worry, during MANT you will be able to buy everything you need
>>551040462not like cards help much anyway, I've used sweep since fucking launch and can count the runs that had a good charming proc from her on my fingers.
>Reporter can cure Slackerhuh?
TSUIN TAABO!
So be honest how would you act during Uma rape from your trainee?
>>551039829>>551040103My future rapist
>>551040685It's documented in the patch note but I've never seen it ever proc'd before
>>551040727>still over a year before we can roll on herFUCK
>>551037897You're realistically locked out of front runners until at least Valentine Bourbon, but as long as you MLB Kitasan you won't be bricked.
>>551040201Meanwhile JP's CygamesID store
>>551040749Depends on how far into her career we are.
>>551036694>>551039073>>551040014Who makes these?
>>551040681>this guy does one run per week
I'M GONNA MAKE IT BROS
>>551040835
>>551040819Wait, you can just BUY the new oguri cap? FOR 1500 YEN!?
>>551040119Her story was what convinced me, the way she accepts that she isn’t smart and can’t understand complex strategies to race like all the other umas, yet still knows (and has complete confidence) that her trainer will find a way to make her win. The entire journey up to that point, with her fear of failure and of what others might say, her constant visits to the doctor, and the feeling that her trainer is wasting their potential on someone as dummy as herself, all of that is very well developed throughout her career
>>551039829>>551040103Seeeex
>>551040756Curren is a good girl though
>>551040749Can’t rape the willing
>>551040859t*kt*k
>>551040916lol, lmaothat's a 3*uma ticket
>>551040819Why do japs still use the appstore when this shit exists?
>>551040462Nope. This is why horses like Mayano are meta in JP, she can get Fast Learner a bit more reliably than others. It's pretty much what separates glue from contenders over there.
>>551040878Oh no no no
>>551040749it depends of what kind of rape it is, if she just use me to satisfy herself and don't even make me cum then no, I won't enjoy it and most likely end our contract the next day
>>551040859It's a jap on youtube but I don't remember his name
>>551041004Japs are tech illiterate and can't be bothered to do any work that require them to sign up on sites when they can buy directly from phone
>>551040981That makes it even better.
>>551040819>can MLB Kita, Fine motion and Suzuka for 50 bucks>get tons of other good cards>and carats on top without the need to waste rolls on the extremely large card poolthis shop is INSANELY good
>>551041086how would uma chikan feel like
>>551040772uma musume has a fucking WEIRD release schedulemarvelous sunday is a DAY 1 support card yet isn't rollable as a character for us until like, 2027.
>>551041158like this
>>551038086Did you ever try just asking?
>>551040201>a single pullThat's ten pulls, you retard.>>551040293>>551040458don't tell him, the more he thinks that a spark is 30k carats and that there's no way to get around it, the better.
>>551041189the marvelous domain expansion is very important to uma musume lore, there is a reason
>>551040119Personally I had planned on getting her just because I liked how she came across when she showed up in scenes of other horses' stories. She's in Gold Ship's story, one Air Groove event, and maybe something somewhere with Winning Ticket. She just seemed really straightforward and solid, without any obvious distracting gimmicks, and her eyes are really pretty. Plus gyaru. Anyway then (much later) I watched her story, confirmed that I still liked her, and scouted her.
>>551040657
>>551040397>my favorite uma in a dress I find super sexyPerfection.
>>551041158wouldn't mind if they do it like this
>>551041120the issue is you're getting those MLB cards on the JP server where they are VERY outdated, don't think from a global perspective
So did Umas exist in the new world before the first European settlers came over? How about sub saharan africa?
>>551040916nah it's 3* Ticket for random Cingray charactersprobably OG version too
>>551040964wtf is that hip size
imagine princess carrying your cute cripple uma wife every night
semen retention status?
>>551041158Humiliating but arousing.
>>551041408two days
>>551041242You guys really, REALLY overrate the daily paid single pulls I've noticed
>>551041395she can still stand and walk for a short time but she'd still ask you to carry her
>>551038316how could you leave out catfe?
>>551040981>>551041086post more of thsi specific artist
>>551040916Ahem, it's a random 3* uma AND 700 paid karats.
>>551041358dunno, but south africa does have a racing scenehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii_(horse)
>>551040819fuck man i'd only pig out on the spark rerolls, when did they add that anyway, in KR specially since those chicks sperg out the most
forever my kingu
>>551041523
>>551041497>Hasn't taken the daily pill
Stay Gold would have won more, if she didn't smoke Marlborough
This is the last week I get to stay in class 6 without flip flopping. Can I have a minute's silence and prayers my way?
>>551039345Shitty ass rng game
>>551041301anon i hate to break it to you but umas cant do that
>>551041395>have a thing for cripples (thanks katawa shoujo [haven't played in years but that fire still burns])>post that dirty little vegetable edit during a discussion on crippled anime girls>get banned for it
>>551040923>>551041256That sounds great; it's nice to hear that she's a more complex character than I thought she'd be. I've really enjoyed the stories for several of the newer umas, but I skipped through all of the initial uma careers so I need to go back and watch them all at some point. There's a gyaru banner in the future, isn't there? I think I'll roll on that.
post like we're on Umachanwhich umas use umitter, which use umstagram, which use umablr, and which use umachan
>>551041623thank you
>>551037823This has to be a hag who is "forever young"
>>551041391>cingray charactersSo...>oguri x 3 (all alts I assume)>the two premium creek outfits>Tamamo x3 (all alts I assume)>Inari one x2>the mejiro ryan premium alt>Mejiro ardan x2>yaeno mutekiTbh that still seems like a pretty fucking good ticket for 9 bucks, I'd buy that.
>>551041736no cares which social media the umas use, Curren
>>551041497>the interns are hereWe haven’t gotten any gibs lately, you know…
>>551041654
>>551041654just make better horses idiot
>>551041497I rolled Gold City todaywhat did you roll?
>>551041736like most idols or vtubers, they'd stay off social media while their manager/boyfriend larps as them or promotes them
>>551041956won't roll until speed tachyon.
>>551041958those big bakushins...
>>551041956
>>551041747Anytime, umadacchi
>have my own decent medium legacies>can quit careers whenever I wantthis is nice
>>551041956NTA but I have never gotten a single thing from any pink ticket which simulates that enough for me, I'd hate to imagine how many clovers you haveIn the end it boils down to "LOL LUCKLET" I guess, gold city is pretty though
>>551042042Wife Groove!
>>551041676ntaso you can excuse pocket dimensions, meta knowledge and various other unrealistic things about umamusume but the tails not being realistic is where you draw the line? I feel like you lack whimsy anon
>>551042107UHHH ANON YOUR FANS????? HELLO???DANCHOU>????
>>551038316dogshit tier list
>>551042107Then you're 10 runs in and 5 hours have passed.Uma can consume your time like it's nothing.
>>551042107well would you like at that? I can already exercise this right
>>551041676umas actually can do that, it'll be confirmed when zephyr gets implemented
>>551042081>>551042153>>551042229BROTHERS! I thank thee!
>>551042259You missed out on 17 consecutive triple rainbows
>>551042259your tp?
>>551040657I love art featuring bite marks
>>551042118I'm not gonna lie and say it's common, but it does happenThink Kawakami was the third uma I got from pinks
>>551040923>can’t understand complex strategies to race like all the other umas,I don't even think she's all THAT stupid for a trainee character in this game - I mean quite a few of them have scenes that make them look really really dumb. But whereas Urara, Ticket, and Bakushin can serenely float past any obstacles raised by their stupidity due to their infinite pureheartedness, Jordan has a somewhat less extreme (and more realistic) personality, so she cannot.
>>551042259I always hold out till the first inspiration, I've actually made an S rank off of a failed jr debut run (buuut only once)
>>551041676In uma they actually can. Their tails are much more prehensile
>>551042175>pocket dimensionmake believe>meta knowledgeits just a song called speed power stamina its a fun song>various other unrealistic thingslike girls actually liking you?
>>551042305Getting married to Eishin Flash!Falco moving in with us for some reason!
>>551042107Just turn on the bot and make it a parent run
which umas don't look like they'd rape you but they would
Remember the time Stay Gold smelled his own shit, almost passed out and went for seconds?
>>551042425Rice
>>551042259look* at that, I'm fucking tired >>551042237me and danchou are hovering around the same daily average for fans even when I quit some runs >>551042251Nah, I don't use juice up for non-borrows
>>551042361a run is 10 caratsyou can play team trials or win a random triple crown and get 50 out of itthat's free 5 tp refills
>>551042425Doto
>>551042397>pocket dimension>make believeHe doubts the power of a truely marvelous sunday...But he will learn.They alwats do.
>>551042330No problem, this artist draws some really nice and comfy stuff
>>551042425If umas are even half as susceptible to the urges of an actual horse, then they all rape
>>551042397now you are just not being genuineby meta knowledge, I meant some characters being aware of their IRL counterpart
Is it just me or does grass wonder have actual real anger issuesI worry she's hit el condor pasa before
>>551042425Special Week
>>551042402We marry both roommates together here
>>551042425
>>551042542Very, yes.
It's almost Xmas and Xmas Oguri is not out yet. Oguri when?
Rice almost stole my S virginity
fr no cap?
stick
>>551042707Nishino Flower would ne
>>551042715tomorrow
>>551042712
>>551042574It looks like half of her pussy is not covered...
>>551042715There's no such thing as Xmas and Xmas Oguri though
>>551042712Touching Bouquet's fluffy ears....
>>551042707i giggle every time i see that smile
help
Can't log into uma, so here's a jiggiepic unrelatedhttps://jiggie.fun/jiggie.run
>>551040685The event before tenno spring also cures shit.
>>551039120>never got suzukaDoes all spark banner come before mant
>Cucumber only has 9
>>551039120show deck
>>551042870
>>551042707there is no way they made a cunny uma for you
AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE STOP THE COUNT AAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>551043224you still have rp
>>551042723she took mine and I'm glad she did
>>551043002they forgot to put the mare sign for Via Sistine
>>551043174>>551043227
>>551043224you're not gonna make it bro
>>551043174What's the problem, Sirius? Do you not like jiraikei?
>>551043224Go level up all your cards and parfait some retard on the top team that doesn't have Curren/Maruzensky/Suzuka/Tachyon/Goldship/Falco/Oguri as their ace.If they have Urara/Teio/Vodka/Daiwa/Bakushin or anything that looks like CM meta, that's the one.
do you guys ever not think about rape
>>551043002>Anon doesn't know about average purse prize sizes and the inflated amount of G1s in America and Australia (for which the latter is in hot water with the international horse racing administrative organization)
>>551043407>some retard on the top team that doesn't have Curren/Maruzensky/Suzuka/Tachyon/Goldship/Falco/OguriHey, that's me!
>>551042369In Ticket and Bakushin's case they're actually pretty talented racers despite their other handicaps. Urara gets sheltered from most of her obstacles because she mainly runs the lower-tier graded races and is just plain old oblivious (until Umamusume C yells at her and she runs in the Arima Kihen)Jordan's definitely a real case of somebody's not super bright, doesn't have a naive personality, and isn't that skilled of a runner.. which makes her success feel really good.
>>551043472Ogurape Crape (rape as in rape)
Is Stay Gold for (you)?
>>551043472GONNA RAPE YOUR BOY PUSSY NEXT BITCH
>>551043472I wish to experience sweet dreams
>>551043472what else do i think of
>>551043472How can you say you love your favorite uma if you wouldn't let her rape you?
>>551043563
>>551043478elucidate
+20% guts growth is painful
>>551043472I post and think about things that aren't rape very often. But you'll never know..
>>551043641Who sired the Stegolings?
>>551043173Maya...
>>551043625milk
>>551042574her Umanko....
Sing and dance old manhttps://youtu.be/VHG-jvRzzh4
>>551043749It was me.
>>551043641>Literally become her husband and watch over her 'daughters' as the fatherBased, I can rest easy now
>finally start testing out aces runs after days of doing parent runs even after owning my own kitasan>get first S in the first runIt's that easy, kitasan was the only key. Wasn't even a high roll
>>551043472
>>551043173Bet
>>551043641>pick up Uma as your trainee>have to deal with her whacky gang of underlings and the one ordinary kid (who were her children in another life)Sounds like a movie.
Umasumi, Umadachis!
>>551043889is she trying for a baby?
Good night, /uma/. May you reach what you seek. As long as it’s not, like, illegal.
Can I offer (You) a tangerine in these dire times?
>>551044042I seek an end to the kike grip on the world hegemony
>>551042641Outside of Goldship, who is aware?
Anyone thirsty?
Oyakodon
Stego is way too OOC.
Why does it seem like most umas don't really give a fuck about Maruzensky? Everyone glazes Rudolf and Brian for being unstoppable monsters as the Emperor and the Beast, but I don't really hear the same praise for Maruzensky the Supercar despite being one of, if not the greatest racer currently at Tracen. The only umas that I distinctly remember praising Maruzenky's abilities are Rudolf and Grass. Is it really because she doesn't have a triple crown despite winning every race she entered?
>>551044125why did they give him that terrible bowlcut
>>551044037They're talking about flowers blooming, but it sounds very funny out of context.
>rerolling for fun because im bored>get an account with kawakami princess>say fuck it lets do a run with her>realize i kinda love her>now depressed that i dont have her on my main accountnever make an alt, kids
>>551044424Yes
>>551043478I mean america has so many G1s (93 for calendar year 2025 iirc) mostly because its a massive fucking country so there is just more space for it and they run a shitload of them concurrentlyAlso im pretty sure none of them go below a 300K purse with all the actual major G1 races being $1M or moreWhat did the aussies do to piss of the horse suits?
>>551044506jobless behavior
>>551043270>>551043326freeman_true.jpg I ended up burning that and 15 RP jellies>>551043407Thanks for the tip I forgot about thatFor choosing an opponent, I usually look at the title they have - if it's not the current event, they're probably very stale and/or witmaxxed. I found an idiot that auto'ed his entire team with long umas
>3 careers>3 abandons before end of junior yearSorry, danchou, I'm not wasting time on these garbage low-roll runs. Maybe tomorrow.
>>551044506Nah, my alt account ended up being much better than my original account
>>551044105Can any JPbro tell me what Ace and Rudolf's relationship is like? I know Ace was the first one to defeat Rudolf and I've seen some stuff saying that she's the only one that can get under her skin but I don't know if that's just fans making shit up.
My gorgeous and moisturous German wife
>>551044202Yeah, and horny. I'll take a nursing handjob, paizuri, then some beer.
>>551043870Post deck if Kita was the only reason you couldn't get that
>>551044424Maruzenky never ran any major race because of the foreign horse rules of the time
>>551044440Because why not?
>>551043173You take wedding photos together and her parents (happily) spy on her being affectionate with you at the onsen.I dunno what to tell you.
>>551044506princesspilled
>>551044690Her winning pose is really charming
>>551044506>start after the half anni so shit acc>reroll during kita banner and get my own mlb kita>somehow it feels worse than my kitasanless scrub accIt's painful
>>551044506>Anon has become kawakami's prince>But only on his altDamn
>>551044760Didn't he win the Asahi Hai?
>>551044787>She actually got flusteredYou are going to jail trainer
>>551042707this is the face of a demoness of semen
for some reason... it both pisses me off and weirds me out when someone refers to a gacha Mc as "us", even when it's literally a faceless player-inserter like toreina
>>551044916The rule is only for the triple crown classics.
>>551044867finemo status?
>>551044137Chiyono would say this
>>551043173>Wedding Mayano>Wedding Nishino>Wedding SweepyWhat did John Cygames mean by this
>>5510450140 on both
>>551044995We love umas here and by we I mean us
>>551045114i don't like how that tachy looksi prefer the game version
>>551044995Sounds like you're a retarded special snowflake that needs to fuck offWhy are you even playing retard
>>551045084>Mayano 100% completely and utterly intends to marry you when she gets older>Nishinos parents already approve and just outright mention how affectionate she is with you, she also gets flustered at getting wedding photos togetherI dunno much about sweepDoes she get a moment like this?
>>551045106owari da
>>551044682>she's the only one that can get under her skinThat's mostly made up. Rudolf has full respect for Ace and admires her for never giving up despite being an underdog. She even tried to invite Ace into the student council, but Ace declined.
>>551044787>chiyono km february>nishino on april>natie's cheerleader outfit two weeks after thatmy carats... i hope i will be ablr to restrain myself enough before laurel at least
Now that the dust has settled, who is the current better released gyaru?Jordan or Gold City?
>>551045169The 3d models round off a lot of the sharp edges many of them have in the anime versions, like with Gold Ship.
Man the NN wit card is such garbage. Why did OYL have to be on this?
I don't like tachy
>>551045114i like how that tachy looksi disprefer the game version
>>551044916That wasn't a G1 race at the time
>>551044510>>551044760>Maru's fate is to be relegated as being an out of touch boomer that everyone knows is great but no one wants to talk about>Only role is to stand next to Rudolf and say a few lines and making some boomer referenceIt's tough having Maru as your oshi.
>>551045268Is it even wortu finemo lb0 to consider?Sounds like lb0 creek is better as a deciding factor
>>551045305I like City better, but I love them both
>>551045305https://poal.me/gpzyrrhttps://poal.me/gpzyrr
>>551045276Didn't Rudolf also invite CB and she also said no?
>>551045413find a better oshi like gold ship
>>551045481Why aren't the non-character options the same?
>>551044867you could reroll until 2LB finemo with some automation scripts, withouth that you're not joining the whale hunt anytime soon
>>551045516Possible, but I haven't seen it if that's the case.
>>551045321all Gold Ships are beautiful
>>551045305City is canonically hotterJordan is easier to coax into sex
>>551045305I like City more as a character, but I think Jordan fits the gyaru archetype more.>>551045558Hell no. It may be tough but I'll never give up on my hag wife.
>>551045413It's better than Digitan, being relegated to a joke character is pretty sad considering how great the horse was
>>551045452creek has little use in mant, and in aoharu you'll maybe consider her fo 3000m+ longs. finemo is used everywhere
>>551045305jordan because shes big and dumb and needs (You) more
nyooooooom
>>551045413Chiyono O winning the Derby for her is about the best you can hope for.It could be worse, you could like Katsuragi Ace who is nowhere to be seen in the anime for some reason.
>>551045563Are those scripts safe?Seems like something to do on an emulator, or are there any safe ones for steam that won't get me banned?
>>551044787so, this lied about nishino then?
>late has yet to win a match out of over 30+ lobbiesI would accept that it's a skill issue if it's only my late surger but others' late aren't even winning
+20 jiggies, there's literally something for everyone but you'll have to gamble on picking the right onehttps://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>551045669The owner signed off to it
>>551045561Subtle distinction, but it was an oversight on my part post-creation. Non gyaru likers are indeed gay
>>551045725>you could like Katsuragi Ace who is nowhere to be seen in the anime for some reasonHey, we got a backshot that lasted for like half a second. That's something at least.
>>551045413On the topic of Maruzensky, why the fuck is she not a great escape runner? The real horse won his races by so much that his jockey commented about not being able to hear the main pack. He ran so far ahead and won by so much that owners kept pulling their other horses because they were afraid of getting banned for losing to hard. If there's any horse in the game that should get that ability it's Maruzensky.
shame riko isn't good after unity she cute
>>551045726made one myself, just some pyautogui and OCR so no memory write or bullshit like that. got me what i wanted on a single intance after about 250 rolls (4m per roll) while sleeping lol
>>551045790>there's literally something for everyonemy waifu better be there
>>551045884you can use her in MANTyou did MLB her right?
>>551045790>inb4 some griefing nigga mixes up all the pieces
>>551045669Tachyon constantly KNEELS to the cooler Agnes in their events
>>551045884This so much thisBreed ningens and only ningens
I would like Helios to rape me but she doesnt seem the type
>>551045773You can just dominate everyone out of spite and still lose
>>551045767Im not actually gonna take the time to look at this chart but charts relating to for (you) ness will almost always be incorrect purely do to personal bias in regards to whether or not the person making the chart likes or dislikes a specific uma.It will effect what they do or do not see as flirting/romantic interest towards the trainer/trainee.
>>551045876Probably because it wasn't really a strategy for Maruzensky, he just happened to be a way better horse than the rest
>>551045398G1s didn't exist in Japan at the time
>>551045725It's almost certain the next story they'll write is centered around Katsuragi , CB, and Rudolf
>>551045669Her career is actually a ton of fun though. One of the best even.
>>551038103I’m pretty sure one of our toreina in /Uma/ Club isn’t coming back. We’ve taken temporary anons in the past, but if you were comfortable with S-rank levels of activity you could stay past monthly reset. You’d be in time to join the Christmas event race we’re doing with participation carats too.
>>551045876It's truly a mystery; just look at this shit.
>>551046118do you have gentildonna's?
>>551046147It means she's literally me, but using the racer approach instead of the torena angle
>>551046115Hopefully Ace will be the MC because if the do Rudolph or CB we could have another season 3 on our hands.
Only took 30 parfaits but I'm finally inside semen retention
Yesterday I did about 10 hours of Wedding Mayano Ace runs but today I tried to do 1 run of grandparent Rice and almost killed myself
>>551046176Maybe his overall time is lower than what great nigs achieved each? So he won by distance, but only because he raced against literal cows.
>>551046240
I want a wodka anime
I want a daisca anime
>>551045725they told me all derby winners are losers like tickezo
>>551046115That would be kino but didn't they only race together like twice?
>>551046218As she says at the end, you are her partner in crime.
Was this uma careered in URA or Unity?The answer may surprise you!
I want a fillies anime
>>551046359ace was classics rivals with cb, but yeah, he only raced against rudolf twice before retiring
>>551046387unity?
>>551046354DARBY WINNERS ARE ALL COOL AND AWESOME
>>551046359>>551046417If I have my history correct, you could do a story where it starts off with CB, then with Katsuragi Ace's rivalry with CB, then CB being overshadowed by Rudolf, and a race with Ace and Rudolf.
>>551045876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvHWyJtex08This is how a big nig looks like
>Have no umas I want until Gentildonna.>Have MLB Kita.Alright, what am I saving for?
CB...
>>551046387Guts too high for URA. This is pretty much the statline I achieved in 90% of cases when training for Libra without my own Kitasan.
>>551046295>horse of the year twice in a row>won the Japan Cup as a Mare>regulated as a joke character with a fat cow
about to turn my 2nd ace into my 2nd front-focused debuffer this shit is fucking ridiculous
I trained these two Rudolfs. Which one is better?
>>551046218You have ruined herShe can no longer simp if it isnt with youTake responsibility
>>551046479What about C.B.'s last race? Would that be too depressing to include, or not?
>>551046570As an uma? left.For this CM? Right.Vision skills do nothing, so that disorient is wasted. Also, as recommendation, buying double circle in skills doesn't give you much improvement for the cost of the upgrade.
>>551046587I think CB's last race was against rudolf so you could i suppose
>>551046501Truly one of the best.
I like those images with Digital/trainer and their uma daughter
Is there a site to read uma story online in text?
>>551046497finemo + speed marucreek + cbgrand livedon't fall for fuku or ntr trannies they want to brick your account and they think it's funny
>>551046752https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>551045767where's stego fall in to this now
>>551043649>>551044546America has about 100 G1s (a big country and every state just did their own thing), Australia has about 75 G1s, Argentina has 40 (I don't know anything about this one) and UK has 36, Japan 25 (more races = less pressure for only the strongest to run = weaker fields = a G1 win is not that impressive anymore, basically the more chances to win a G1 the less 'elite' it is to do so, a lose of value of a G1 win)With Australia, you can read on the topic here https://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/articles/287288/apc-rejects-40-plus-proposed-upgrades-in-australiaTLDR Aus wants to upgrade more races without downgrading anything while not having a proper committee to evaluate what should be upgraded vs downgradedThe three countries with the highest average purse prize are Australia, Japan and Hong Kong iirc and there are cases where a G2 in those have a higher purse than a G1 in other 1st part countries (imo outside of a few edge cases {2-year-old G1 vs 3-year-old and up G2 etc.} this shouldn't really be a thing)
>>551046742This is my all-time favorite pic of Digitan.
>>551046479Rotating protagonists would be a cool idea, but it might be too unique for Japanese mangaka
>>551046194nyoo, I only save TopRo art, if Gentildonna is in it that is a plus
>>551046570>pace on rudolfgross but if i had to really pick one, then left
>>551046707Great, thanks!
>>551044171Neo Universe, Stay Gold
>>551046894
>>551046935Pace is basically Late in Scorpio anyways
>>551046019Aoi took my virginity..
>>551046731I meant moreso in how it feels like a humiliation ritual for C.B.>forsakes his iconic end closer style and goes pace chaser to have a chance against rudolf>loses anyway
the rudolph anime should end on her CAREER ENDING race where she raced in santa anita and jobbed herself to death
>>551046737Based CB cameo.
>>551047029I see what you mean. Maybe, i suppose it depends on the execution. Depression can be kino sometimes...
>>551046837thx
>>551036458Please post deck
>>551046731The most satisfying way to end a series about those 3 would be the Japan Cup Ace won, because it ends things off on an underdog win and is the most notable part of the existing story. If it continues to the Arima Kinen that's Rudolf winning Ace's last race, and if it continues to CB's last race that's Rudolf winning the Tenno Sho Spring, and if it continues for Rudolf that's her almost taking the fall triple crown with no rivals.Rudolf wins so much it makes it harder than it should be to tell that story in a satisfying way.
>>551046867awfully cute
>>551046752it's literally in the OP lazy nigger
>>551045767>Eishin Flash>One sidedLol
>>551046570>>551046707>buying double circle in skills doesn't give you much improvement for the cost of the upgrade.keep in mind this is only true for greens, double circle velocity skills are great
Bros danchou released the monthly numbers, i'm fucked.
>>551047082those first-rate moves
>>551042742hors and stick
>>551047316You can just say next month will be better. Danchou is a softie for chatters
>>551046856Yeah but that makes sense(to me) for america, purely due to size, to have that many G1's (though i do agree they could cut it down to like 60-75)Sadly it feels like the only ones people particularly care about are the triple crown races (Kentucky derby, Preakness stakes, Belmont stakes) and the BCC.Also what the fuck austrailia
>>551045218how do you get that from what I said you retarded autist
Symboli Rudolf was facing off against plumbers and electricians
>>551046497Pic related.In terms of figuring out which specialized cards you want, you can checkhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/supports
>>551047428He's going to strip me down then nail me on the cross, just so he can make an example out of me. It'll be humiliating. I'll never bow down.
>>551047423My bro...
Hey! What's going here?!
>>551047502>have to decide between ny opera or fuku card fuck
>>551047485That's what they say about every dominant horse. They said the same thing about Opera too.
>>551044125mayhaps a melon?
>>551047485Rudolf was fighting the american dream?
>>551047642>forcing bloomers on a stallionHow mean.
>>551047512Doesn’t sound like my cute and dorky danchou. You may be dead after all.
>>551044424The meta reason is that she isn't part of the generation that popularized japanese horse racing, so there's no real reason to have her in all the stories when you've got the ones that were.
>>551045876He's not really trying to run away tho, he's just that much faster than the rest
>>551047647fuku is only usable at mlb, you'd be better off rolling finemo and borrowing fuku
umapyoi
>>551047664Perhaps an apple?
>>551047247>>551046707I'm planning late surgers debuffers with Sharp Gaze and Dominator. Is it viable? Also how do I deal with front runners like Suzuka or Seiun Sky?
>>551045692Look at this gremlin go.
>>551047696No that's definitely /ourdanchou/. He may seem cute and dorky but he is ruthless. Don't meet the quota and you're kicked!
>>551047782yeah i'll probably whale and get both, game's entertained me for free long enough to spend something on it for once
If this had S medium would she be good for Scorpio
>>551047459>Sadly it feels like the only ones people particularly care about are the triple crown races (Kentucky derby, Preakness stakes, Belmont stakes) and the BCCIt's exactly like thatYou can see it with American Pharoah and Bricks and Mortarboth named American Horse of the Year but you never see anyone talk about Bricks and Mortar (funny that both are now standing stud in Japan)
>>551047874Very cute
>>551047823Dominator debuffers should still be decent, but I don't really believe in stamina debuffs like gaze/ASE. >Also how do I deal with front runners like Suzuka or Seiun Sky?The usual late surger 6th place gamble with Pump some Iron/Red Shift/On your left, and maybe NSM
>>551047719>Took Pasa years to get on the JRA hall of fameJaps are just retarded
>>551045305Meta-wise I don't think it's Jordan, her ult never procs for me idk why. Maybe I should try late
>>551047909>came up with a new fancy term called the grand slam just because Pharaoh dominated the Dahby and BCC
>>551047891Ye->taking a recovery with 942 stamina>having 942 staminaNo.
Why does historical race posting hours feel so much more comfy than other hours?
oreng
>>551047886Does he mass-execute with a smile every month and then post Haru Urara sticker like nothing happened? Yes. But does he also take it easy on anyone who speaks up before the deadline? Also yes.
rape correction is needed for special week
>551042381tail jobs and ear jobs
I hate this game
>>551047459It's inevitable in competition; some events will just have 100 times more prestige than others.
>>551048263Can you speak up for me? Danchou is tired of me.
>>551048326I want to put a ring on that finger
>on a hardcore uma gooning pilgrimage to kemono>just started the sesh>stumble upon an artist that makes the umas take literal horse cock>their tiny cunts and ass take massive stallion cock>they get cum inflated and pregnant by horse cock>artist shows the uma x-ray pregnant belly with a foal inside>they keep taking horse cock while pregnant>foal gets brutalized and crushed by gigantic horse cock and drowned in cum inside the uma womb>uma gets heart attack and is rushed to EM>dies >corpse gets fucked by hospital ningenI really wonder what went wrong on this nigger artist life, or is demonic possession? who the fuck pays for this garbage, faggot had like 20 pages of this
>>551048003They debated for a long time whether they wanted to be racist or not because she is a foreign horse.
>>551048418
>>551048003At least japs are aware the voting process is shit
my cafe runs have been going extremely miserable
>>551048418hmm.
max rating for JP CM open league is UC btwnow you know
>>551048415love this horssimple as
>>551048496i hate pasa, totally not present in anyone else' story
>>551048619I saw some guy posting he had a UA5(?) uma or some shit for his round 1 matches. I'm just going to guess that's good.
>>551048664Grass and her steal the show from each other's career. More so less with Grass, Grass' memorable moment in Pasa's career is her cockblocking Pasa when she asked Trainer to put the mask on her (marriage).
>>551048391> Can you speak up for me?Nyo I’m too shy. You’re on your own anon.
>>551047909I must add that i also think it doesnt do american horse racing any favors that we havent had a consistant set of triple tiara races (not to mention all of them being held in newyork so its weighted in favor of horses from the E/NE americas).Really need to cement that down, and maybe do better advertising in regards to horse racing in general (though funny enough umamusume did wonders in this regard, lots of younger people have been visiting Del Mar as of late whenever i do weekend trips)>>551048150Funny enough the name has existed for ages, in two configurations in fact.It was the Travers Stakes Grand Slam from 1875-1983, then in 1984 it became the BCC Grand Slam when the Travers stakes got replaced.Two horses ever have won it.Whirlaway (1941) won the Travers Stakes Grand SlamAmerican Pharoah(2015) won the BCC Grand SlamSecratariat was also supposed to aim for the Travers Stakes Grand Slam but withdrew due to illness.
>>551048418guro artists are something else man, I have a few saved in sad panda not because I find them hot but because they're fascinating to re-read time after and wonder what was going on subconsciously in their minds, usually related to feelings of isolation, or curiosity even
>>551048224What? Too much stam?
>finally use maxed kitasan >suddenly have problem winning the last URA race DAMN YOU KITASAN I'LL RAPE YOU
Just ran some room matches and my pace McQueen never activated her unique
>>551048758Nyoo i thought we were brothers... It's clear our time together meant nothing.
I'm running 1000 stam + 2 gold this CM
>>551048418Wonder if this is their way of dealing with their sociopathy
>>551048806By like 150, yes.
>>551048418reminder gurotards are the reason why the yakuza snipes anyone who lewds the horses on sight
>>551048821Pace McQueen might end up too far away to activate her ult if there's a runaway Suzuka
>>551048418>Poster's thinly veiled fetishGet a new one
Stegosaurus family is finally complete...
I just luckshitted my way into class 6, there is no way I'm gonna be able to do this next week with everyone redoing their teams with their new kitaIt's actually fucking over
>>551049223>completeLala is still not playable...
>>551049223Lucky Lilac looks the most wife material out of them.
>>551049223Lucky Lilac is so cute...
>>551049229TT is the real PVP
>>551048821Let me tell you how to win, late surger McQueen, sacrificial front Urara, she will make your McQueen ult activation 100% guaranteed, that velocity carries over to Pump, SFV, OYL, NSM, whatever accel she hits
>>551049303Surely next month r-right bros
>>549461234here you go
>>551049412tits too small
>>551049223What's Lucky Lilac major turnoff? Since she's a stego
What two uniques would be best for a Seiun front? Shooting seems like a nice bet incase of Ooniggery but the Affinity loss is worryingPLEASE ANSWER PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I AM LITERALLY BEGGING
>>551049223Feno my dog wife...
>>551040819>factor specification pathI know that factor is sparks and the other one is rerolling but what exactly does this do?
>>551049373that’s that one anon’s wife
>>551049464Base McQueen's ult for speed carryover
>>551049464triumphant pulse
>>551049464Call of Duty
>>551049223bleh
>>551049475Fenomeno is too cute
I know races are just a dice roll visualizerI've been playing 5 monthsWhy do I still enjoy watching these races so much?
>>551048418Teio...
>>551049464mcqueen
>all 3 of these people have follower llists fullTHEN WHY DOES THIS STUPID WEBSITE SHOW ME THEM WHEN I HAVE THE SETTING ON TO NOT DO THATDON'T TAUNT ME WITH PARENTS I MISSED OUT ON FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>551049458Kansai dialect.
>>551049575Because it's a dice roll visualizer
>>551049223I feel like they kind of went off the rails with Dream Journey and Covfefe's designs, especially when compared to Golshi and Festa, but I do like how they did Stay Gold's design a lot.No opinions on Lilac nor Fenoanemone
>>551049575for the hype moments and aura
>>551049564She is!
>>551049575>Why do I like watching racesIt's a very complex dice roll, sometimes a hopeful stakes one other times a high steaks one.
>>551049412Based. If you're still making them, which ones are next on your list?
>>551049575did hayahide lose by a...
>>551049602You disgust me.
>>551049679...a nose, yes
>>551049464I put SFV on my Maru and it works.
>>551049615>low affinity parents
>>551049475
>>551049615>11/12/13 whiteshmm nyo
>>551049615use chrono genesis lil bwo
>>551049464Red Shift to instantly reach top speedVictoria por plancha is easy to trigger but pretty shit when inheritedG00 1st if you have BourbonView from the lead is also a thing
>>551049763My cute police dog fenomeno
>>551049763Why is she barking?
>>551049737Yeah man lets search for the same parameters with 20 g1 wins
>>551049647>off the rails with Dream Journey and Covfefe's designsIt's because they are owned by Sunday Racing
>>551049223Oju FORGOTTEN
>>551049575Love watching the final stretchAlways skip the middle of meds and longs
>>551049458Kansai-ben onna who appears calm on the outside but has pretty funny inner tsukkomi monologue. First vid has her seething internally at Ai-chan at around 0:48 when she passes her yet againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYIYClaIKmohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjld5p4YTEk
>>551049815Gold Ship threatened her into it.
>>551049763>draw a dog girl>call it a horse girl
>>551049862She's so cute....
Odds I struggle to get 400k points right up until Christmas Eve Evens I say fuck it and miss out on a crystal fragment
>>551049707sex with alien creature is not that uncommon bwo
>>551049373>>551049492Yeah I'm thinking I will pump some iron to Ardan
>>551049976And?
>>551049939Back in the mines anon
>>551049862CHRONO CUTE SPOTTED
>>551049939Just Bakushin with MLB Kita and the Curren card
Do followers cap out at 248, or is no one interested in borrowing a 9* Maru anymore?Used to get friends daily, but haven't had a single person follow me for a couple weeks now
>>551049373>sacrificial front Urara,only works if there's no other front you fucking moron
>>551049615I feel the pain here because I'm trying to build a maruzensky but 70% of the good taiki parents on chrono/uma have maru grandparentsher affinity score is already too shitty to tank a 0 grandparent
>>551049575Reminded me of this
what is it with umas with fluffly twintails and being a cynic? did marvey take all their postivity?
>>551049939>>551050061>>551050074Do I do parent runs with good amount of fans for my club, it's been a while since my last blue 3* or should I witmax in Unity...
how come we never call rudolph and friends hags when they're barely younger than hagsky
>>551049615Btw, why does Chrono not have a G1 win count filter? I'm tired of these sub20 wins affinity rapists.
>>551049763
>>551050173Rudolph is pretty frequently called a hag
https://youtu.be/6Z64hHKkD-4
>>551050162Daiwa isn't like that
>>551050167>"oooohhh should I struggle to farm the event?">just event point whore to speed through it, dummy>"oooohhh should I struggle to farm the event or speed through it?"Do whatever you want.
>>551050173>RudolphWho?
>>551050139inherited version of Maru ult is bad for this CM
>>551050139You are unwanted>>551050240How much score does an average witmax run get you with Curren borrow?
>>551049678>tazuna>chrono>tamamo>kawakami>taishin>sweep
>>551050147retard urara gets left behind even if there is other fronts, dumb nigger never @ me again
Are you ready for December
>>551049939Oh nyo bwo
>>551050302>How much score does an average witmax run get you with Curren borrow?The value depends on your cards, skill and the gambles you take but I can say that you get up to 45% extra.
Post something cute!
>>551050238oh, right
>>551050139I'll follow you. Post ID.
>>551049412tits too smallno swirly hentai eyes4/10
>>551050356Awesome. Thanks for making so many of them, they're really good.
>>551050236ThanksI love it
>>551050173Because she doesn't pretend to be hip and trendy among the fillies
>>551050361explode
>>551050162>i know the feel, bro
>>551050430>>551050436Pray I make it out in one piece...
>working on parent ryan>keep borrowing mlb falco for wet condition>doesn't give it>last run before out of tp>ryan has an event where she just gives herself wet conditionSince fucking when?
>>551050173Mr Cock Ball is spiritually eternally young
>>551050603BLOW THAT RAIN OFF THE TRACK
>>551050603Since she saw me.
>>551050603There is always a slim chance to get hints for track skills on any win, e.g. winning on firm ground gives firm condition etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxUKtd2GoJM
>>551050717Wasn't from a win, haven't even ran debut yet. There's an event where she just says okay time for wet condition hitDidn't even register the second option
>>551050236Damn spe is a gamer....
Stop fucking umas
what the heck is a stego?
>>551050915Well, then what are we supposed to fuck?Ningen?Nice joke
>>551050915sorry it was them who initiated, not me
>>551050921stegobbling deez nutz
>>551050915Ban them from the trainer dorms.>>551050921Stego is Stego
>>551050915Just a minute bro
Start fucking IRL horses
>>551050356did you also make BA ones?
>>551050718the one with the female announcer is better she goes all in for that stay gold
Tracen is a dating service masquerading as a school
>>551051024you're right
Is dominator ACTUALLY that big of a deal?Looking at what it does its basically like, you lost one "X corners" move in velocity, that's it. I feel like it's just visual where people go AIEEEE MY UMA TURNED RED CLEARLY THAT'S WHY I LOST
>>551050921Stay Gold is a hors. In Japanese it sounds like how they’d say stego. Hence the stegosaurus memes
>>551050915Stop fucking, umas
0 and I give up
How do I see how many uncap shards I have?
>>551050915You act like we have a choice.
>>551051238Burn bad luck, one of your next runs is going to be insane
>Just realized I'll likely not spend carrots for over half a yearPretty much only rolling on bourbon and tachyon/light who are both a good ways awayI guess technically that's smart but hoo boy, gonna be boring...
>>551050921
>>551051108Yeah because it's one of the few buffs that>can't be tanked (you WILL lose velocity no matter what, no stamina or recovery can stop it)>can't be avoided (it's global range)>has a sizable effect (decreasing velocity in the late race is useful because it gives YOUR uma the window to surge past them if your uma is well built)Every little bit helps.
>>551051274see image>>551051334>Not daily pulling
>>551051334Thats me, but I'll roll for Inari One. I am debating, if I should spark the first finemo rerun, I got her at lb0 tho
>>551051238>going to recreationAre you... not using riko?
>>551051138why don't umas wear the big dripy jackets horses wear?
>>551051108it can get your victims slow enough for your Ace to start triggering skills with overtake conditionprobably allows uma to gas out too
>have tons of good medium Ryan parents lying aroundis let's pump still good for this CM
>>551051108If everyone else is slower, you are faster.
>>551051134Thanks anon
>>551051405ty
do I want pump on taiki
>>551051498Pump is good this CM, however rooms can be VERY toxic where you could get a room with like 6 fronts, so you literally can't use pump even if you're in a fantastic positionYou could also get a room with one single front and pump is ez, so you never know!
>>551051303>>551051461I'm doing parent runs...
>>551051592desu I'd still use riko on parent runs since you burn stamina racing a bunch, unless you got a really specific setup (or are doing URA then I'd use tazuna but not everyone has access to her)
>>551051568If your taiki is in 6th you are probably fucked.
>>551051463I would like to see Mcqueen and Suzuka in those oversized drip jackets
>>551051385Oh man i just saw her bond storiesVery cuteWashing eachothers hair and she even dropping the big L wordSingle dad for not much longer at that rate
>>551050921its to do with how japan abbreviates things using the first one or two syllables of each word in English you'd usually abbreviate something like monster hunter -> MH, they do monhun instead or pocket monsters -> pokemon same thing with stay gold becoming stego or gold ship becoming golshi
lmao???
>they call the training center an elite boarding school for horses in royal familyis that really why uma musume is at a school??
>>551051574I'm running triple lates. one of them SHOULD be able to pump as long as there's a golshi or neicha or one of the 6 fronts has a jobber tier start.
What is the exact position of toward the back & toward the front? I assumed front = 1-4th back=5-9th
>>551051757Falco? core Unity team memberCurren? expendable
Despite what that one anon keeps insisting, my practice races are telling me this CM is still a NSM CM.Every race, multiple umas trigger NSM and one of them wins.Kawakami won this one
>trying to do that SFV maruzensky setup that's all the rage>trying to get heavy amounts of medium and groundwork sparks on a fucking taiki parent since maru's inheritance scores are dogshit This feels a bit unrealistickinda tempted to just borrow a smart falcon card for 100% groundwork and deal with the worse stats unless someone here has a better idea
>>551051758>he doubted the DEEP UMALOREnothing in the game is random.
>705 stam big nig Suzuka lost to an oinker but won against a guy with actual SRs and not the sad state of my deckI am ready for B finals!
>sleep deprived>sleep deprived>sleep deprivedHow is this shit 10%?
>>551051941>2 umas enterednot a real test
>>551051746Just realized this is why they call champion meetings chanmi while we use CM
>>551051895check gametora for actual value
>>551051895Depends on the skillhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer
>all three borrows on cafe >no rainbows >missed stat requirements >one run had her stumble around the beginning and middle I swear I know the run will be shit if I don’t have F rank by turn 6 or I get anything other than 1st in hopeless
>>551051730>even dropping the big L wordstego did whatnowexplain
>>551051842>>551051574>>551051395Can triple late surger with Ryan and Duo Dominator Rudolf Grass kill the Pace-Frontfags zooming?
>>551052006every japanese letter is a sound
soft...
>>551052064Except for when they aren't, desu
>>551051958Whale only strat
>>551051981noticed more sleep deprived in my parent runs
>>551051958front runner is a whale running style, we warned you cough up and get those mlb ssrs
>>551052154you guys ALWAYS say fronts are whale only yet rooms have armies of fronts using the (free) bourbon card...
>>551052223Whales use good cards too
>>551051958i'll lend you in on a secretaffinity scores matters fuckall and you can just tank it. What matters if having good sparks that you want on the direct parents and not the grandparents>groundworkjust use falco
>>551052223Wit Mihono Bourbon is for those that didn't reroll (the new whale class)
>>551052137nooo ;_;
>>551052052i don't know but that's literally what i'm trying. Rudolph, Grass, and Neicha. 2 dominators, 1 tether if i get the lucky skill hint on the based run. not bothering with any stam drains. everyone gets pump and divine might and there's a chance for Shadow Break and T pulse off grandparents. NSM + as many corner skills as possible for as much carryover speed gamble as possible.
Kitasan? MLB'd. 90k carats? Gone. Next stop? Finemo.
>>551052223just because they use 1 welfare card because it's good doesn't mean that the rest of the deck isn't whaleshit
>>551052071Cute wife
>>551052052dominator stacking is a popular strategy, yes
>>551052292good little metaslave
https://x.com/i/status/2002552630212751695
>>551051148Wei
>>551052052Yeah, just make sure your umas are strong enough to take advantage of the debuffed front/paces and it's gucci.
fuck ningens
Guys is 800 stam + 400 guts and one gold recovery enough for scorpio?
>>551052369are they winning in practice rooms thoughive only seen fronts win
>>551052047Stego and her trainer get rained on once or twice in her bond storiesOne of the times has the two of you dashing into her tent, where you then ask about her opinion on rainAnd while she didnt outright say she loves trainer this is what she DID have to say
>>55105198110% is the debuff versionsleep deprived is like 30%
>>551049449>>551050460very sorry i can't draw tits very well
>Semifinals>shit turn, a bit low on energy so I just go out with Riko for skill points>Next turn I fail a 1%
>>551052472never doubt vfgod
>>551052223There are two things /uma/ always spergs the fuck out about and you should never take advice involving:>frontrunners>the stamina stat
>>551052520your rabis are cute, it doesn't matter if the breasts are defined or not, thanks for your contribution
>>551052615Why are you brown?
>>551052626which uma is this?
>>551036234:D benis?
Wow I love training Mejiro Ryan my favorite part is running Kikuka Sho, Arima Kinen, and Tenno Sho (Spring) with long B and no built in recoveries and no speed or stamina bonus
>>551052635If I'm a white american with strong religious conservative beliefs and a great self-care routine, who should I get builds and CM advice from?
>>551052626>metaflop outside of containment Get out of here
>>551051682Probably not a bad idea even on URA actually, Creek's hints aren't bad but nothing special either
>>551052739retard
>>551052739just get a 1* long grandparent that gets phased out of the bloodline
>>551052754asmongold
>fail 5% predebut with 2 chevronsTeio...
>>551052821He doesn't play competitive Uma musume...
I'm glad I skipped SMaru to wait for Bourbon
>>551052754>>551052878there's no way this horse can run fast
>>551052786I thought the game was good...
>>551052848get him, Teio
>>551052951bwo that is teio
>>551052886but fronts like racing with other frontsand maru make pp hard
>>551052943if only super creek looked actually sexy/cute face instead of having a downie face in game
>>551052807I wouldn't need to parent farm if I had such a wide variety of perfect parents that I could handpick them to have the perfect sparks on all legacies and sublegacies
>>551052930I really wanted to like the game, but it felt like they both removed the fat that gave persona games their flavor and then filled it with a whole lot of nothing9/11 was both incredibly hype and also awful in how that chapter resolvedDon't even get me started on the waste of the super cute bird girl
I’m sorry nature I had to quit the run I forgot get you a Pace chaser spark
>>551052540
>3 PM in Indonesia>AI slop of average height creek and Filipino manohhh I'm noticing
>>551053036https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
lmao
>>551052930Despite the other wall of text the other guy gave you I thought it was insanely good, despite having a blatantly lower budget I enjoyed it far more than any persona game.
>>551053095idiot
>>551052886SMaru only made me keener for Bourbon, though less so with the wit bourbon card. The worst part of a front is actually building it
>>551052878Sex with cows
why does this game have no good non-figure merch chinese and korean gachas have this figured out already
>>551053095>every result is a shitter with 6 g1 wins because that website has no filtering for that
>>551053162the most fun style needs the most effort, after all
>>551052998Who's letting cows on the racetrack?
>>551052930>not a persona game >not a Shin Megami Tensei game >it’s something completely new!>pulled a code vein to reveal it’s an SMT/persona game It would be like if Uma had the URA finale end reveal that we were in a post post apocalypse of Granblue or Idolmaster. It’s shit
Against my better judgement I want to try to make the wacky anti-front SFV Maruzensky for the CMAkin to what that other anon was talking about, I'm trying to reduce RNG as much as I can, so I'm gonna go with the smart falcon card even if it's pretty mid. I DO have the card.... at 0lb.What would (You) do in my shoes?>MLB Smart flacon borrow, MLB R riko>MLB Riko borrow, 0lb falcoI already made an ace I'm confident with
>good career>Hit medium S>Final unity cup>Nishino flower and silence suzuka die on the track >2w/3lI HATE UNITY CUP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>551053290it's not a persona game simply because you can't groom lolies and hit on sexy hags at the same time
>>551053380nice orange, deck?
Should I run big nig Suzuka with dual dominators?
>>551053380BUHI
>>551053453no, another suzuka will kill yours and you lose
Fuck me
>>551053206cygames never restock their shitmost merchs are one-time only and this game is 5 years oldgood luck finding Year1 merch on non-shilled umas
>>551053351dependsmlb falco can help you get some stam and powerR riko to SSR riko upgrade is better consistency, but only 5% TE differenceborrow riko if you want to ignore falco all run. Borrow falco if your stam and power needs work
>>551053351Works on my machine.
*steals your image slot*
>>551053453nyo…
>>551053206More importantly why is there no Matikanefukukitaru figure
>>551053623>>551053623>>551053623
>>551053608you took speed suzuka but didnt get unrestrained?
>>551053549keep in mind R riko to SSR riko has a lot more differences than just 5 TE - every event gives a decent chunk less energy and statsAssuming you do riko's dating and get all of her events, you basically immediately miss out on 70 energy/stamina/guts per run.
>>551053674That's because my Suzuka is strong enough that other fronts usually cannot hit A&S or Unrestrained. But yeah I've been experimenting with running Taishin there instead.
>>551053674chain probably didnt finish in unity cup 2-3 of your cards will NOT FINISH
>>551053519late surgers are known for their voracious appetite for alarm clocks
>>551050356sweep omg
>>551053206because cygames prefers to get money by using the gacha itself
