Previous: >>551053623>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* [Alt], Gold City 3* [Alt], Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan SSR, Narita Brian SSR, Kitasan Black SSR, El Condor Pasa SSR12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* [Cinderella Grey] Inari One (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstA storyhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
SEAchads WONEnjoy your first Indonesian umamusume
Teio a cute!
top gun from the top... again
>marked again
okay where were we again?oh rightGIVE ME THE SAUCE
>>551076474janny, why are you so anal on this general specifically? I browse 4 9ther generals in this board and none of them get policed anywhere close as /uma/.Like, image cap? really?
>no replacement Brian imageFucked up.
Teio!
image capas in peak
ryan lovethis thread is safe this time... r-right?
YOU DEFILE THIS COUNTRY
narita brian has nice tits (i kept my promise)
>>551076975based
>>551077025naruhodo
>>551076927Its funny cause only /uma/ has a janny that forces image limit / page 8-10
>>551077025
>deleted"he's here!"
naked_urara_nishino_and_maya.jpg
Hello friends!!!
>>551076908https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeM9Wrl9L5ci found this, its cute so i thought id share :)
EI EI MUN
>>551077134Hello
hmmm so if we archived with 300 images, we wouldnt be allowed to make another thread ever again because we failed to hit image cap, I see....
>>551076339"Gallery" (ye olde open source version) apparently can't save a PNG that large without fucking it up.>>551076479>>551075667She fucks!>>551075078Wow! Gutschad Rice Shower wins! For once, Tazuna's SHITE prediction was correct!!!>Low Speed>Capped speed and Medium SChrist Tazuna shut the fuck up.>>551075304My S Taiki was in first on the final corner and only got SFV off after she got passed twice. It was already useless for her.
TEST YOUR LUCK /uma/
>/uma/ has a special, yakuza-funded jannie
>>551077212
>>551077260She REALLY likes that bread.
>>551077303>giftry again with a webm
>>551077260>>551077337Rice would never eat bread like that ever
NO MORE BROTHER WARSTHE UMADOLS OF /uma/ SHOULD BE FIGHTING TOGETHER AGAINST THE TRANNY JANNIESNOT AGAINST EACHOTHERTHAT IS WHAT THEY WANT
is fantasy pasa the dark uma of the next CM?
>>551077287My nig DEFINITELY isn't big enough. Back to the mines.
>>551077132Love this imagehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1766408827243.jpg
Maya my beloved
>>551077493you can't go around calling mexicans "dark"
HOOEHSEE YOU NEXT WEEK
>>551077248
I haven't gotten one of these in a while
https://poal.me/gx8ixjhttps://poal.me/gx8ixjhttps://poal.me/gx8ixj
>>551077529Nishino is really small
>>551077306>/uma/ has a dedicated moderator funded by those with a vested interest in the gameEveryone…is so nice…
what makes the janny so assblasted about us?this general has a few standout points for me>extremely hard to shitpost>game is alive and popular>we like to post raw umankosit's either yakuza funded or a hoyo tranny who's mad at our superior jp 1 thousand times folded gacha
>>551077287Does guts actually work next CM
I ate too much at taco bell...I think I'm gonna drop a huge hoeh in the arigato
Im safe right?
>>551077564my pov
>>551076885did Cafe and Sunday Silence just double team rape her trainer?!
>>551077670I like brian but not more than mayacchi
>>551076985They can't stop me from posting cute chubby Ryan!!!! No wall of text would gut in her way!!
>>551077792They made sure you came twice in her, once for her and once for her friend
zros............
Another week, another easy retention
>>551077732idk, feels like it's the most viable it's ever been tho
>>551077838
>>551077780nyotry 560+ at least565+ to be sure
It’s a NEW DAY!
Thoughts?
>>551077838She needs a calorie deficit but then again she's a /fit/tard and will blame everything but herself
>>551077879maybe that's little too laid back, no?
>>551077732Apparently? I caught "Dueling" appearing on both my Shuttle and Asswonder but I'm not sure if either dueled Laisu. They were probably dueling the other Taiki Shuttle, Rice was way ahead of her until the last 100m.She did get NSM and Rudolf's unique off along with her own. Wasn't paying attention to see if she got Head On or not but she probably did. Late race velocity inherits might be key here. Who knows.Ogurin_Innocently_Facepalming_Her_Forehead.png
>>551077749>finally front cm>everyone using falco to sidestep the shitty groundwork farm>falcoposting skyrockets>it's about her extremely jarring and annoying unity victory line
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOEHHHHH
>>551077838cute
>>551077879Can't be mambo
>>551077957Sexual Harassment vs Flirting
>>551077749Fuck you I hate that I'm laughing at this
>>551077838>>551078136Ok this inspired me to use my 3 borrows today to try and make a Ryan ace, what ults do I get for this next CM
Whats a mambo
>>551077957in terms of boomer fashion Maruzensky's casual outfit is really nice
>>551077957I want to molest then rape themWould never happen anyway
>>551078269pulse and emperor
>>551078056>jarring and annoying unity victory linet. picrel on the rightHer victory soundbite is cute! Of the pure and innocent type of cuteness.
>>551077260Creek, Rudolf, and Opera O are my favorites
>>551078116DUMB MANco
Dumb Falcon posters are so awful.
All of my Brian images are on my PC so I can't do my usual Brian LOVE post and I feel too comfy in my bed to bother moving...
the measurements stated by the game or whatever are fucking BULLSHIT, why does vivlos have an 81 bust but they still look like fucking creek's???? that stupid bitch is using padding and others too fuck off
>>551076927>>551077103Isn't that's how it supposed to be anyway?
>>551077614why are dober's tits so big? I thought she was supposed to be a proper an demure lady
>>551078269>>551078347will she be more viable as a pace for Scorpio? Can she even proc Pump consistently with so many paces and fronts? It's the reason I'm avoiding building late surgers
>139cm>B85STANDING
morning /uma/, just finished my first shift in real life and its time to start the second shift on umadid we crack the suzuka problem yet?
>asked for that stego or neo universe downblouse yesterday>nobody answered>I'll find it myself>both exist>it's also nearly the only thing this artist drawsBasedhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=kusarigama_sshimi&z=1
>>551078568Just give her corner skills and it's on
>>551078568if you arent comfortable running the gamba ult in the non gamba position... can you even consider yourself a ryan fan?
>>551078576>cute shortstack in the game>a fucking disgusting goblin in her anime and manga formawhere did things go so wrong
>>551078715>>a fucking disgusting goblin in her anime and manga formaangular pointy goldship face has entered the chat.
it's just that easy
>I am sitting on 15k carats Feels good to be White
>>551078576she's a womanlet those tits would look normal on literally anyone else
>>551078715but her le heckin epic aura
>>551078718I'm more concerned with what's better for licking and squeezing
>>551078715Inari will spook this anon when he least wants it
>>551078715maybe you shouldn't read or watch the anime and manga then
>>551078889She's cute in the game so it's all good!>>551078761Don't get me started on anime Goldshi, lad...
>>551078889>He will be spooked by a cute shortstackoh no?
>>551079119Then we need some more Inari One ITT
Can you believe this horse shit? Also, what determines whether or not you face Little Cracker and Bitter Nigger in the URA Finale? I've had runs where I fail one of the races but win the last one and they show up and ones where the same thing happens and they don't. I kinda feel like I didn't earn the run if I don't crush them.
>5 borrows per day was a one time thing
kiss your laisu today. do it NOW
>>551077732yes. at 980 guts you get 11% accel & .55 velocity when you fire it in the last straight. the last straight starts on a hill and the guts accel & speed will compensate for power if you duel early. if you duel late while in a good position you win. soft conditions hamper you less since guts will give you far more acceleration than power would provided you duel.the problem with dueling is it's as unreliable as any skill. requires an uma in a nearby lane, requires an uma to be going a similar speed.
is no one going to mention that charming became basically useless when aoharu dropped
>>551077670Who the fuck is picking the bitch with the raped cat corpse on her head over the cute loli who actively wants your Torena cock and shows off her stomach and thighs?
>>551079262Works on my machine. Try deodorant?
>>551079473dont say that....
Inari One was originally supposed to be a gyaru btdubs
>>551079262If you don't want to risk getting Maverick'd by Riko, just pick the middle option> what determines whether or not you face Little Cracker and Bitter Nigger in the URA Finale?WDYM, I'm pretty sure they show up in the career finals regardless of you winning Unity Cup Finals, but if they stilldon't then it might be that
>Dislike men>Lust for her Torena's(male) cock Why is Dober like this?
>>551079262You think that's late? I got her in fall of senior last night.Anyway, her gremlins will show up in the URA Finale if you beat Team Zenith in December.
>>551077670I don't dislike Brian but she's the kind of girl that's way too focused on her job to care about having a relationship.
It's just that easy.
>>551079473I don't care for lolis.
>>551080064Damn, I couldn't stay in class 5 and dropped to 4, what's your secret?Haven't really focused on making TT umas but Ithink I'll use the holidfay downtime to focus on it.Like, what do you go for specifically?
>>551079841I always pick the middle options, I was complaining about her showing up in April of my senior year. I had her maxed out by the end of Junior.
Does suzuka need mcqueen ult? She is fucking up my affinity...
>>551079473Fuck you. I cant stand lolis, let alone the bratty orange one.
brianfags are LONE WOLVES and CONTRARIANS
>>551077670sorry brianbros but this is not a fair comparison
>>551080294Just think of them as small women. Small perky asses are great. She's got nice hair, is eager, and you can lift and bend her over stuff easily.
>>551080258Guts. I've been building lots of guts horses lately. I just throw in whoever got the highest amount of skills out of them.
Who the hell is this?
>>551080607Brass City
>>551080607aryan flash
>>551080607Umamusume C
>>551080607Golden Week
>>551080607Stepping stone #432,369.
>>551080607this is the cute mob uma I train after the first 3 years with my first trainee comes to an end
>backreading my premium subscription to The Daily Mambo>notice some out of nowhere seething at another club>check the membersoh
>>551077879Why shit on a random comfy club, looks like they're doing fine for what they are
scorpio aces finished and ready, finished grinding ryan and other parent 9* blues, pondering what to use my 3 daily borrows on now. what do you guys do to pass time / spend energy?
neicha bully
>>551080607Looks like Tomoenage
>>551080607For me, it's this mob uma
I couldn't possibly list everything I love about Brian without making myself look cringey in the process but I will say that when it comes to umas that I oshi there's always something weird about them that makes me go "Whoa, this girl... She's kind of great, isn't she?!" and want to support them as a trainer. >BrianCompetitive loner that acts like a tough wolf in those meme images but is actually more of a puppy that will listen to you as long as you're not retarded. She is a lot nicer than she seems but she has her own way of showing it.>DigitanMy comrade in arms. She and I are both yurifags but she's definitely more passionate about it than I could ever be. Besides, I am more into fujoshit and selfshipping.>Kawakami PrincessA monstrous princess who is quite kindhearted despite her lack of control with her power. I really like how sweet she is during her career and I'd totally binge watch those silly cartoons with her.
>>551081432Shut up! We already had enough text walls today
>>551081432Digitan wrote this post
Aiiiieeeeee kitasaaaaaan
>>551080607Wouldn't be surprised if it's one of the blonde NPCs from the game. This one's Bridge Comp
PROTIP: NICE NATURE FUCKS FRONTRUNNERS/SUZUKADO NOT LISTEN TO FRONTFAG GASLIGHTSTHEY WANT EASY WINS WITH THEIR STAMLETS
>>551081649I don't let stinky umas on my team
>>551076727Was the bignig patch really fair /uma/I will just give up and train for Arima in before Big Nig also dominates that
>>551081432>likes Brian>likes Kawakami>is a Y*ri subhuman >even likes the Y*ri subuma parasite that is *gn*s D*g*t*lI'm gonna slit your throat, but I won't shit on your grave if that helps the flames of Hell feel a little cooler.
>>551081649I'm running my Natie as Pace so she's sure to reach them with murmur and Pace are guaranteed to be blocked unless she promotes to lucky pace and no fronts
I don't know who should be my 3rd honse for the next CM, maybe an Evil Natty?
>>551081494You have to shut me up yourself if you want me to stop yapping. >>551081775I love you too anon. I hope your career runs will go smoothly today.
Nyooo my rank S medium
Bwos, would this be good if I hit medium S? Can I go again same setup or is there anything more I need?she failed a 3% and a 6%
bruh
>>551082020you will always be a 1180 speed speedlet
>I finally have enough girls for a full pits concert loadout>I have to bench Makween and Teio in their own fucking song because no pitsKek
Christmas and New Years coming soon? You have your plans and fearing that your Dancho might kill you?Sweepy just has the thing to help you enjoy your holidays!
>>551082129Are you fucking math wiz
>>551082020nice stam
>>551082040D*ckNow
>>551082229Github link?
>The whole PETA thing with SuzukaPray Uma fans never meet her cousin Science Shizuka.Master of the Godspeed Handjob
>>551082268While we are at it, should I get +40 stam green(no discount) and corner recovery (max discount)?
>>551082040thats good enough, trying to recreate this with medium S without a bot is a waste of time
>>551082302This shit won a lobby. oonigger's stam only matters if there's another one in the lobby
>>551082225>I still can't full pits TT with a unique running style per runner unless I force square pegs into round holesTogether we'll run for our dream indeed, BoboWait. I probably CAN make it work. Pace Archer Rudolf for Long is going to fucking suck though.
chudette love
cm7 status
>>551082436I'm ready.
>>551082436Its ASSI cant consistently beat highwit bignigs
Will she survive the CM?I should have popped 1 or 2 more explosions on stamina but I was worried about capping speedMedium S is a lie
>god tier run>amazing stats>fast learner>medium S>+50 buff and had S rank team like 7 turns ahead of unity finals>lose 2-3 and this is why Unity is pure garbage why the fuck can't we throw alarm clocks on this shit
>>551082351
>fast learner run>no S turf/mediumAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>551082436I think I can make it to group B finals again.
>>551082605based luckchad whale highroller nigger
>>551082364https://github.com/oofmatoes/UAT-Global-Server
>groundwork>2 greens>S turf>fast learner...>no professor>no maestro>no taking the leadfuck my evil retarded life
>>551082605Feels like everyone's running El but me
>>551082630good luck triggering redshift on a latesurger this CM
>>551082370>Killing Bites author got so offended by the "no lewds" rule of Umamusume, he made 3 whole chapters of "NOT-Umas" horsegirls in lewd scenariosCan't tell if based or not.
shatters? Fine motion are Irish>opera is British >condor taiki and grass are AmericanWhy are jap horses such shitters?
>>551082229>>551082698
>>551082531
>>551082229forced memestolen codesimple as
>>551081768>big nig dominating anythingI'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex>t.suzukafag
is late really that much stronger than pace for this CM? doesn't pace have SFV and kachow unique?
>>551082686>get called whale because I sparked the one important banner in the game a couple times and used free uncap materials on Fine Motionsigh...
>>551081768It's really funny. Everyone asked cygames to save us from Holiday Oguri, but now it's just Suzuka dominance from here on out until MANT. A character from the launch banner that will never have a rate up, meaning you basically have to spark her on the all uma banner or the paid selector. And the next bignig character is Palmer, who isn't coming out until after MANT releases.
>>551083003I've only seen ONE late won the entirety of my scrims
>>551083042gyaruGODS stay winning
>>551082531What's your gameplan, here?
>>551083020yeah right
>>551083113Win.
>>551082698I love how most of the commits are him updating the README or adding comments to the code
>>551083079I see lates from other people win a lot and luckshitting all the skills at the right time... my lates mostly get in the top 3 but not first
Digitan bros, are you getting more wins with pace or late in test rooms? My late Digitan never wins but my pace Digitan can when she hits the SFV + Head on + NSM combo.
>>551082850>Literally one horsegirl was jerking a dude while going "Umapyon"I shouldn't laugh but...........
>2 aces readied (og.Maru and runaway Suzuka Can't decide on my third Uma. Seems like FR will be meta enough that I could get away with a pace or lateI tried to train Mayano FR but she is impossible with only 2 speed cards and I refuse to do the groundwork roulette without falcon borrow again.
>spend ages getting terrible sparks on parent runs>get this on a failed Kawakami ace runAIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>551083178>maestro>gourmand>1000+ stambwos... is that a Libra oguri or did the stamina lobby get another one?
guess the sparks
>>551083020I could believe this is true, actually. I had 0 copies of Kita before the banner, sparked it twice (bankrupted me) and got three copies total (lb2), then gemmed. But during those 400 pulls I mlb'd Pasa. So if you had good luck on the first kita banner, sparked this one once or twice, and had a few copies of Finemo, I could see that being done as f2p. >t.3lb creek, 3lb biko, mlb kita, lb2 finemo, mlb pasa, mlb every global SR save three, never spent a dime.
i think late is an all or nothing strategyits 3 late or nothing
>>551083003pace can't activate SFV because there are 4+ fronts in every lobby, most fronts take SFV because it's quite reliable due to the high amount of fronts, it even often causes a chain proc so you end up with multiple fronts all at the finish line with a huge gap to all other uma
>>551083359That’s not Oguri…
>>551083207Usually my lobbies are filled with paces and fronts and 1 ~ 3 late surgers but they always lack the speed to catch up to the winning one or the bignig. Meanwhile I've seen end closers be able to catch up just fine.Very unreliable if you ask me
>>551083178Post the deck please
>>551083359I will be doing the same thing I do in every CM.1 front1 pace1 late
>>551083441how many have you won
>>551083353I had the same exact thing happen, but I had kita already 1LB from the other time she had a banner
>>5510833593 lates = 3 chances to pump iron assuming there's at least one shitter/debuffer behind you
>>551083423end closers have the biggest speed steroid on the last spurt
>>551082370>>551082850>>551083226Kek was the lewd chapters of Killing Bites with Inaba? I didnt understand the reference of it back then iirc
>>551083109It's cool that Palmer gets runaway but MANT disables runaway
>>551083550math checks out
>>551083476Enough.
>>551083643more than me, anon!
>>551083643>Taurusletit's over
>>551083042Is this the next gaslight? I ran big nig suzie in the last mile CM, and pacers/lates dominated it.
>>551083210I would have to do more tests in random lobbies but I've noticed that my Digitan jobs more often than my Kawakami Princess. I'm still fiddling with her in hopes of getting a crazy highroll run with Medium S to see if that might help her out more.
There is an Uma with regular ass human name?
>>551083716My secret is praying to Shiraoki-sama to be matched with shitters for the finals. The platinum titles really mean nothing as it's all luck.
>>551083428
>35kg>4’5>can bench press a car Imagine….
>>551083890Haru Urara is a regular ass human name because I don't understand Japanese. Tokai Teio.
>>551083748That's the only one I lost by running a full meta team instead of the umas I like as well.
>>551083773Suzuka being good on every track is BS. Suzuka was bad in the last mile CM because unrestrained activated in a bad spot. Suzuka is good in Scorpio because unrestrained activates in a good spot. Which umas and styles are good and which aren't is always track-dependent. anyone who says "X uma will always be good at everything under every circumstance" is an idiot
>>551083907indeed anon. the best of 1 format sure does sting when your umas decide now is the time to miss everything
>>551083890Maruzensky is a human name, comrade.
after many borrow ace runs and then just losing 85% of my rooms with my 2pace+1late I think I might just be a bitch and join the obvious meta for this CM... was thinking of doing og maru+bourbon (I have no other decent fronts), is bourbon bad? I haven't seen a single one in rooms
>>551083593Yeah from the spin off.Killing Bites author had a chip on their shoulder.
>Get riko to green pre debut>Her event chain didn't start at all>Falco chain started in 3rd year NovemberEpic
>>551084169Yeah it's a pretty crap format. I've been matched with better umas and still won due to insane luck as well. For example in the Libra cup we just had, the two opposing Gold Ships didn't proc NSM, and also in the Cancer cup I got matched against an S-rank SMaru which a whale had pumped out for the A finals and yet she somehow fell behind and lost.
>>551082850what's the manga?
>>551084459>Killing Bites author
>>551084251The best front runner uniques do either of these two things: speed up mid-race (SMaru, Falcon, Suzuka), or accelerate late race (Daiwa, Seiun Sky, Kitasan). Bourbon's does neither of those things and so she isn't as good.
>>551084251Scarlet is set for pace but you can build her to be a decent front.
>>551084019imagine the grip
late surgers have won me the last 3 CM's so I think I'm just going to put all my focus into them
Hello deer trainer...
>>551084686you have no idea what youre talking about>>551084251bourbon is good as a back up/sling shot for your red maru who is the main carry here
>>551084864Rudolf's spruced herself up a bit I see...
>>551084360>max out riko before hopeful stakes>event chain starts right before senior tenno sho
>>551084864I’m going to have to ask you to leaf…
>>551084686>>551084713oh shit, I got forgot about daiwa, thanks
>>551082531On the second iteration I swapped Pump Iron for SFV for obvious reasons. Performance didn't improve by much though, still 50-50 with the other ace.I need to figure out a way to get more skill points. Already included Aoi into my deck but it's not enough.
>>551084998>>551084943
>>551084864Branching out into a different type of comedy?
>>551082531>>551085019Did they increase the rating for open league?
>>551084942>you have no idea what you're talking aboutTell me what I got wrong then. Any front runner can actually as a slingshot for Red Maru, there is nothing that makes Bourbon special except for built in Taking The Lead so you don't have to run her wit card. She is ass compared to the actually good fronts that can do something with their unique before the final straight.
Slap
>>551082850Gacha secondaries has no right to be offended with the rule, porn ban only happened after the game was released and went viral, which attracted bunch of trolls. There were alot of Uma porn during the years of post-Anime S1.
>>551085019>>551082531>>551083178>it wonBros I'm scared.
Scorpio rooms279535034911797948160714If my new oguri fat never beats my taiki I'm remaking her
>>551085323it highrolled with against 2 witlets ez win
>>551085206I'd slap her butt
are you done with lobby pokedex, /uma/?
>>551085206
Three oomfies in the background
>>551085203Bourbon is not meant to win, as I said she is meant to assist the red maru. Your take on front runners is general and not Scorpio cup specific. Red maru which that anon has is far stronger than anything you listed here for scorpio cup specific
El Condor Pasa posting makes me crave Mexican food. Is this…a psy op?
>>551082370>>551084352>Author picked Suzuka and not Gold Ship to make an imitation ofTimes really were different years ago.Or maybe the author was a Suzukafag.
>>551084864
best mejiro soon
My cute and sexy spic wife...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7dyMhauYAkbros... i miss this...
Time for science
>>551085636I turn the in-game music off and listen to the best one on repeat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzjZglj0QJM
i just hoeh arigato in my pants
>>551082436I shit out an amazing taiki early on and everything else has been glue. I might just give up and try to be carried by her.
>>551085486The point of my post was just to explain why nobody was running Bourbon, and this is because her unique doesn't fall into either of the two categories that make a good front runner. Any front runner can be Red Maru's second, might as well bring one that is actually good.>Didn't mention Red MaruFair enough, and my original intention was just to provide anon with a rubric for evaluating whether a front is good. Red Maru in this case falls into the second category (acceleration unique).
>tfw cingray Inari One is just S3 Kitasan Black done right
>>551085635she's americano
>>551086015If she wants to larp as a latina, I let her do it.
>>551085742Based
>>551085353>27953503>49117979still 6/9
tachyon autoloses if there's 4 pace in lobby
flatty downblouse
>>551085353>>551086178PLEASE FILL BWO DIDN'T BUMP EARLY ENOUGH AND THEY ARE GOING TO REACH 15 MINUTE SIGNUP CUTOFF SOON AIEEEE
Can this tachyon win any CMs? This was a meme run and ended up being my first S uma
>>551085742B-Buhi?
>>551085353what deck are you running on oguri
>>551086263Say it with your full chest or not at all
>>551086286Join the room so you can see it
>>551086224meant front LMAO
>>551086226what if i gave her a kiss
minNAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>551086351
>>551085742Waow, congrats.
>Westerner artist starter pack>Fat Super Creek>Muscular/mannish looking Gold Ship
>>551086536
Tachyon is funni
do i still put MM and ASE on my neicha acethat is like 600 spalso where the fuck do i get OYL on her don't say guts tikezo
Face of the franchise everyonehttps://x.com/wittleredd/status/2002678356974915906
Digitan LOVE
>>551087024She's ass.
>>551087038Verily
>>551086262it's possible you just gutsmog someone and win off the springboard
>>551085353It's actually completely over
>>551087038digitan EXTRA LOVE
For what purpose cyjews disable special priority for speed cards for random players?
>>551086684I've been paying Mexicans and other south Americans to draw El condor pasa so whenever I put Spanish text it doesn't look cringe.
>>551087024the boother clearly overstocked on spechan due to popularity and her combined sales is actually more than the others
Musume.
What can I do if pace chasers are dead...
>>551087286Pretty
>>551087038You're a main character too, Digital!
>>551087192>Not a single Suzuka winOonige bros? Care to explain?
my team trials guide, hope it helped
>>551087192bros... i thought pace was done???
>>551087390>Making the stomach slightly biggerI know what you are
>>551087286>tazuna
>kitasan never in speed training for a yearthanks, cyjews.
>>551081432I read that. I care.
Why does Oguri eat so much, yet her performance is not so much better than other girls?
>>551087678
Do you guys have some cool wallpapers? Could i ask for some?
How do you guys stand Taiki's shitty ass voice and engrish?
>>551087192>>551085353bwos how am I supposed to compete with theseI have pump on my taiki and she was too behind to proc it
>>551087179So how the fuck does dueling work again?It basically means the uma from behind will always pass the uma she's dueling?
>>551087364>>551087542who is this handsome lad
>>551087521Does it have to be anime Teio or will normal Teio do?
>>551087747Malnourished as a child due to weak legs because they were unable to feed on mother so they had human assistance feeding.
>>551087825decks doko
>>551087375Suzie only appeared in 1 room
>>551087364>he's aware of what;s going on his back
Human women love me.
>>551087319You can still bring in pace. Again, the chances of a room filled with both Suzuka and Maruzensky shouldn’t be that common and Pace is still the most popular one to make by the average player
>>551087192POST THAT FALCO
>>551087914And from the looks of it, she didn't even win that one. Ooniges are overhyped.
>>551087747she's canonically a fucking beast what are you on about
>>551087825be smart with your pulls and pull good cards
Air Groove: 191 Speed 577 Stamina 958 Power 620 Guts Medium S Pace SOguri Cap: 1200 Speed 982 Stamina 1000 Power 503 GutsTachyon: 1200 Speed 831 Stamina 788 Power 980 Guts Medium STachyon is completely powermogged but she pulled it off. Is this the power of dueling?
>>551087864Lunar and Sunny.Two retired race horses from Strayahttps://x.com/lunarandsunny
Can I get some suggestions on what to do?I'm thinking of bringing FM to LB3 with the ticket and save the rainbow shardOr do I up SC to LB1-2
>wants to level up suzuka's unique because her goals are shitty g2/g3 races>try out japan cup>loses for some shit reason>have to catch up on races for the runaway secret event and miss out on trainingThis shit is risky. Any alternate races Suzuka for big fan counts?
>>551086732I won't even ask where to find them, I know that if they did exist, they'd be at the end of a long and arduous expedition. My question is: DO women like Stay Gold exist? Fuck you Janny FAGGOT. The whole chapter is censored, PUSSY. Why don't you go do something with your life other than moderating a fucking digital horse racing thread you worthless CUNT. Better yet, just hang yourself with a belt in your closet. I wonder how many years it'd take for anyone to find your worthless ass. PUSSY PUNK BITCH.
>DECEMBER 31st, 8PM>INSIDE DANCHO'S OFFICE>ENTER ANON>"Good evening club member, take a seat">"It says here you've flatlined for 8 days while busy with 'jiggies'..."https://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>551087828It’s becomes a guts check where the higher one passes the other. and they both consume a bit more stamina
>>551087894Seeing them might make it worse
>>551088161Some random ozzie's horses https://x.com/i/status/2003054075693416621It's an orfevre plush
>>551087894Piggie decks, you don't want to see them.
>>551088245>DO women like Stay Gold exist?yea but they have a penis
>>551088245Oh whoops forgot the pic in my anger to threaten violence against you with an anime girl. Blow my fucking dick.
>>551088334Show me
>>551088161>Lunar is a 6 y/o (18/9/19) dark bay thoroughbred mare. She is an ex-racehorse, having raced 14 times. She never won a race, but she did place 3rd twice! Lunar makes a lot of funny faces and loves to roll around in the sand. Lunar is by Tosen Stardom, out of the mare Blood Moon. She has some recognisable Japanese names in her family tree through Tosen Stardom. (Deep Impact, Sunday Silence, Wind In Her Hair.) Lunar is being retrained as a showhorse.Japanese heritage reaches far and wide
>>551088350what about her tits? she eats so much, imagine how packed with nutrients her milk must be. it'd be fatty and creamy, almost milkshake like in texture.
>>551088485See >>551088317
>>551054840 >second 3* wit in a dayT-Thanks game
There's literally no mobs in stego's senior arima kinen, it's all the umas that are in-game that he raced against IRLI wonder who will be last place
>>551088008
It’s honestly kind of disgusting just how harder it is to get Head-On compared to Slick Surge
>>551088245No, they don’t. Why would women like Stay Gold exist?
>>551087390>deleted
GUYS STOP YOU MAKE HIM LOOK BAD!!>Stop shilling this shit on /vg/ with the retarded forced meme ur making me look bad>https://github.com/oofmatoes/UAT-Global-Server/commit/e981427cc6800bc5439d408557eb0af27f0e74a5>https://github.com/oofmatoes/UAT-Global-Server/commit/4ef413ed61da7e0f1e68b22f99b3a61eb70f6933
>>551088714KINO
>>551088575Horse racing is incestual and strays isnt that far away from them. It makes sense. I am just happy the horses didnt get slaughtered and can retire
Why did Cygames have to give Kawakami +20% guts growth? It's so damn worthless, it makes building her so much harder than almost any other uma.
>>551088714poor Happy Meek
>>551088714>grass wonder 2nd most popularSASUGA DOUBLE ARIMA KINEN WINNER
>>551088269Hmm so if a shitty guts uma tries to duel someone in front of her that has better guts, it's just a free speed boost for the target?
>>551088228Just win the Derby like a normal person.
>>551088781yada
>>551088245>>551088430lmao /vg/ mods are something else
>>551088752There's gotta be a young flat chested woman who's laid back that just wants to see things (not a whore who wants dick from as many places as possible).
>"don't run end closers bwo late surgers are literally better">conveniently leave out the fact that ends have higher speed coefficient in the late race to catch up to the front line while having marginally worse accel than latesshould have went 3 ends
MARVELOUS
>>551088714>least popular is digitanLMFAO
>>551088749Free wins ain't free you have to farm those blue bubbles and races before your Taiki can enter the field.
>>551088961so this is how you win 3 cm out of 6... impressive
>>551088208definitely bring Finemo to 3LB, she gets mood effect there. Hell you might even mlb her and just borrow Creek when you need maestro from a stamina card. You've got Cafe, ZRR, and welfare Mcqueen, should do you fine for stam bonuses. Your Riko is plenty, so you don't need to borrow her, either. Mlb kita + 1lb Riko + mlb Finemo is very solid. Don't use your mats to get Creek to lb2. She's better (linear scaling card), but she doesn't get starting friendship gauge until 3LB, not worth it.
>>551089006She does look marvelous
>>551088208Getting super creek to LB 1-2 does nothing for your account as she only gets her initial friendship starting at LB3.Personally I would MLB your fine motion for double the mood effect and borrow creek when you need to. Do this and full save for Light Hello + Agnes Tachyon. During MANT you can borrow SSR matikanefukukitaru
Why is she saying that to meWhy is she threatening me, my umas did the running, not me
does anyone else imagine the posters in here as the uma images they're posting and get a little stiffy because you want to rape them?
>>551088994Just run Golshi. She gets to skip the bad part about playing end.
>senior year>Riko recreation hasn't unlocked yet
>>551088994I only use front runners for sprint/mile and pace chasers for medium/long
>>551089153You didn't read the story?
>>551089156
>>551088714>digitan>long Gshe is getting fucking murdered wtf
>>551088983Nope. Doesn’t exist. Women don’t work like that.
>>551088781OOGA BOOGA BOOGA
>>551089153Not only did she lose to my rag team of uma powered by friendship, she also got dunked on by the Turf Queens and thus Riko's team placed third in unity.
>I can finally max speed with my own MLB kitasan>she never shows up with rainbows in seniorDamnWhat the fuck is her problem?
>>551088714OPERA
>>551089252>>551089410i especially want to rape bratty teioposters
>>551089554Sweet
>>551089554OH NO NO SPECHUD????
>>551089156n-n-nyo?
>>551087390Damn why is the janny here ruthless cant even post pregger oguri. Wtf is this some actual Cygames intern
>>551089651just like real life, special week can never beat grass wonder or el condor pasa
>>551089554Digitan...
>>551088485Did you rike what you saw?
Fan fest cures ailments now?
im so fucking tired of Unity already
>>551089741It's a win in her book because she gets to smell all the sweat of the umas in front of her
>>551088994what skills are you going to use for your end closer to be able to accelerate? that's the problem.
Used up all 3 borrow runsWhich one is the least shit?
>>551088714This is a mob erasure, and people freaking celebrating! I'm sick to my stomach from this injustice.
>>551089856always medium s
why is she so close aaaaiiiieeee >it was the most interesting journey
170 exchange points, no carats left, no kitas, no condors, it's over. at least my SR King Halo is mlb now I guess
>>551088616sexo
>>551089843if i put pump and nimble on all of them surely something will fire off...
>>551089761I could almost replicate that, if I had 4 more copies of Finemo.
>>551089693he's working overtime to get his Christmas bonus
>>551090035bro wants to be close is all>>551090067STOOPID CUTE DOG
>>551089856left should win the most with that wit and medium S
>>551089856Middle wins because it has the best skills.
Do you think we can get Cygames intern in trouble if we spam Umanko.
>>551090041Enjoy your 170 clovers anon!
>>551090035keep your bros close
>>551089956
>>551089856>S Festive Lunabased based based based based gimme half of your skill please>>551090220Umanko is based
>>551089856left would be best if it had 100 more stamina or a gold recoveryas it is it's a brick
>>551089856How does one hit this statlineaside from maxed cardsParents?
>>551090067
>>551089156that only happens with my danchou because his personality is spot on with the uma he uses as an avatar. D0nt want to rape him tho, just kind of want to be his friend irl i WILL silently rage if we ever get another member that uses the same uma tho
>>551090241I will not enjoy them, and I will not spend money (probably)
>>551090309please stop telling people this
>>551087828>>551088269>>551088908When two umas in late race are moving at similar speed they can trigger duel. During duel they gain speed and accel boost based on their guts. Duel lasts until the speed difference becomes too great (aka someone wins) or their stamina drops too low.Dueling doesn't cost any extra stamina, it requires certain stamina level to start and ends if stamina drops too low though.
>>551090336was it a good localization?
>>551090309
>>551090496yeah
>>551088208That's not a bad choice, LB3 FM is pretty good. Only reason not to is if you're planning on pulling on her banner in two months. Then you'd save them for after, but that is still another 2 months. I used my ticket and crystal to MLB FM, having her and Kita at MLB is nice. Using the ticket to get Kita/FM/SC to 3LB or MLB is the best value you're getting out of it. Obviously the crystal is a little more valuable, so debatable depending on what the rest of your pull plans are like
Chiyono in Maruzensky's summer fit.
>>5510903193x unity training, 3x unity training, 4x unity training, spirit bomb, fatty event, gold city event shows up... repeat
>>551090415>Survival Rate: 24.0%umalator may not be a perfect simulator but that's a miserable percent chance
>>551090438so that's where the strategy of two fronts + 1 pace comes from, to try and make sure your umas duel with each other at the late-race. I've got Suzuka, Taiki, and Mayano but no Maru or Seiun. Hmmm
>>551088812>complaining about guts growth in the guts CMsee if you can cap speed with 3 speed riko urara and a borrowed fujin. swap a guts card with speed if you need to but hitting 800 is very good for a .48 velocity boost.
>>551090557>mfw only get 1 unity trainer stat even during on senior yearThis mechanic is so ass
>>551090554do not lewd chiyono
>>551090438so, if I have 3 gutsmaxxed 1200 guts end closers, will they duel each other and propel to the front?
>>551090610Two fronts will realistically never trigger a duel (that matters at least) since one of them should trigger angling and shoot far ahead.
>>551090291Speaking of NPCs. This is the first time I've seen this mob. She looks cute
>>551089956Looks like a first-rate Arima Kinen to me
>>551090750Why would I do that when I can just lewd her friend Ardan instead?
>>551090761If they have the Stamina to last that many duels and the Wits to recover the endurance through their skills, and the Power necessary to not lose the speed gained from their duels, theoretically
>>551090684One of my slots is permanently bricked with the garbage NN wit card for OYL
>>551089156??????????
>>551090761In theory, there are some hilarious duel videos around. In practice it's not reliable to trigger since you're basically asking your umas to do the same exact thing with the accel timings, otherwise their speeds will vastly differ. One uma hitting NSM and other not they'll never be in duel range and NSM is very inconsistent.
>>551090879
>>551090916>One of my slots is permanently bricked with the garbage NN wit card for OYLborrow guts ticket
>>551090557>meanwhile my unity runs
>>551090860Burger sex.
>>551090924You. Tonight.
>>551091008I will try that, thank you for the suggestions!
>>551090967
>Team "Zenith"
>>551090967ArdanfeetI'm gonna crumple and roll on her
>>551091091Im out!!!
>bring it just for the one skill>doesn't finish chain>makes a perfect stats ace completely unusableso this is the power of the new super creek
The golden gene-Maruzensky get away from the children...
>>551091356Kingu...
>>551085547Every time I see images like this it reminds me that I really do love her.
When you press Rest what are the actual chances of hitting sleep deprived vs well rested and refreshed?I know it's not normal but I have hit sleep deprived 8 times in a row, which means like ~16 turns gone, got me weirded out.
>>551090554What the hell don't lewd everyones cute daughter
>>551091509
>>551091509I turn into Ryan Gosling whenever I see comics with her from ido.
>>551091590You are a good anon, don't come here the day she's out
>>551091556Resting70 Energy Rest: 25% Chance50 Energy Rest: 62.5% Chance30 Energy Rest: 10% Chance30 Energy Rest + Night Owl: 2.5% Chance
>>551090035IS IT GAY TO FUCK MY BRO
>>551091759>10% 8 times in a rowwhy couldn't I just win the local weekly lottery instead
>>55109129510% speed, 20% wit, pace mile/medium. Not great, but not shit either. And she's hot as fuck, I might crumpleI'd rather get her than Sweepy
Best deck for max skill point gain?
I think I'm gonna start using my waifuma and SOVL picks after Scorpio, I'm bored of metafagging and I lost my winstreak anyway. My waifuma is Oguri btw.
>>551091590All Umas are for lewding. No exception.
>>551084864>>551085547>Old buddy of mine is a big fan of puns, shitty or not>Doesn't care for UmaBit tragic really, I'm sure he'd get along with her splendidly>>551091704That artist will be the death of me one day, so will some of the others. I've seen some great artist make hot stuff for other franchises, but nothing quite like Uma.>Artist can't be horny in public, so they decide to be hyper romantic/lovey dovey in public instead>>551091737>Contrarians suddenly still start liking herG-Good...
>>551090967>>551091119Why is Ardan always drawn with gigantic tits even though she's only about average in the cast?And how do we trigger this for other umas around her bust size?
Stay Gold's career scenario is really good... I'm too satisfied. They really hit everything with this one, real love letter to horseracing fans. The ending is really good too.
Sloppy kisses with Digitan, lace gloved handjobs from Dream Journey and motorboating Forever Young's tities
>>551091884oh wow anon that will be so hard for you!!! truly a waifuchad!!!! oguri??? woah!
>>551091737no one will pull for chiyono since she comes out right after the mega banner
>>551091556>8x in a rowI can hardly imagine anything more rage-inducingexcept maybe getting Slow Metabolism and the infirmary doesn't cure it.....3+ times in a row
>decide I'm going to try to make a medium taiki parent >have no idea what I'm doing at all >get thisIt's something?
>>551091823did you buy a ticket
>>551091853We don't have much choice. SR Sweep, SSR Suzuka, couple of wit cards would be the base line.
>>551091956a-at the same time? isn't that quite a lot?
>>551091921>And how do we trigger this for other umas around her bust size?Already a thing tho?>Kita and Sega get huge knockers>So does Marvelous (height/breast ratio is huge)>No one cares for Ryan>Flash gets big ones as well>King gets a huge ass instead and Palmer/City get lovey dovey relationship art
>>551092009I will 100% be pulling on her when she comes out. She's one of my three must pulls this year.
>>551092081Maybe it's better to focus on race bonus?
Can I get some fucking control in unityThis is so shit
Should I really grab shooting for victory for my paces? red shift? pump iron for front heavy lobbies? lol I know all the general skills but I'm wondering if I should just skip the unique inherit this time
>>551091921>averagethat's her SR card art, she's pretty stacked already
>>551092009I thought the same about Jordan yet we had some anons posting about her the same day she was out
>>551091968don't be mean
My mouse is making weird beeping noises. Sort of like a truck reversing but in a much higher pitch. What is cau
>>551092009I will. Anything for my dog daughter.
>>551092183Shooting 100%, Red shift will usually do nothing and pump would require some really weird ass lobby.
>>551092119
>>551085547Elf'd is a bit of stretch, but it's alright kaichou
>>551092216It's hard to resist dork gyaruhttps://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/
>>551092009I'm pulling on Chiyono and not the uma banner because I already have 90% of the umas I want and am not willing to drop 30k for one of the 10% that I don't have. At least on Chiyo I can get lucky and pull before spark, on the uma banner you're forced at gunpoint to pull 200 to make it worthwhile.
>>551092082yesnoIt has been on my mind a lot for some time now, and I've been trying to induce a dream like that, but it seems that until we see FY whole design it won't be possible for me
>>551092205
*coughs blood*go on without me....
>>551091921average means big for artists
*cough* you boys go on ahead without me...
What's the best third for my Runaway Suzuka and Front Mayano. I do not want to run hag Maru or ugly American Taiki.
>>551092315
>no medium sI'm so close to the perfect Rudolf...
My tinnitus is really bad today.
>>551092009Mega banner is bad. Just roll on regular
>>551091921>F cup>average
Seriously though. Why are (You) still in a club if you won't even properly participate in CMs and do events.Are (You) waiting for Stego to come in global or something before playing? At least the other one had the conscience to actually play after being called out multiple times. Are (You) that dense or simply an asshole?
>>551092205This one isn't much off-model
>>551092468>B teamyou got too cocky there bwo
>>551092637THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>551092397Post deck
>>551092506cute CF!
>>551092523That's my fault, sorry. I've been beaming invisible sound waves directly into your brain nonstop since you woke up.
>>551092637we'll see who pulls her first, anon!
>>551092119>>551092506>>551092315why are mob umas like this?
>>551092780get out of my fucking head ayre
>umas sad they lost unity raceWell maybe you fuckwits should do unity trainings more often then
Where do I get a manspreading, tomboy, flat uma wife?
>>551092589can't wait to scout Rov
>>551092470From what I've observed any Dominator ace makes a big difference for runaway/front trying to win. I'm using Rudolf. I've seen multiple rooms where stacked S Taiki is slowly chasing down Suzuka in final straight, is hit with dominator and the gap becomes fixed.
>>551092905hmmm no I'll shrimply just hope all the arrows just happen to land on the rainbow trainings
>>551092905Turns out that Riko was right. These fucking whores are so fucking lazy and never show up to train. Instead these fat fucks are sitting around eating fucking parfaits and carrots.
>>551092637>>551092812Anon, are you really trying to samefag with those filenames and the posts being near exactly two minutes apart?
>>551092667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8RdUulIdKo I really gotta get off my lazy ass and do her career.
>>551092780I will be sending invisible rape beams directly into your pooper muscles as a counterattack
hehe...
>>551093142stfu sweepy
>>551092946In reality? Your average libtard dyke will probably do it.
Guys I have a small penis... I don't think any Uma will love me...
>>551093206
>>551093008anon, I'm talking about umas not showing up in unity training and losing unity racesumas, not /uma/
>>551093142me sleeping peacefully knowing full well mambodancho wont kick me
>>551093206Settle for one that hates you.
>>551093037my ardan folder is only 5 strong right now, so I'm done. I just like to post her when I have a good opportunity
>>551093206Don't worry anon there are many umas that find great joy in bullying their trainer's small cock
>>551093142HEE HEE TIME TO WAKE UP
>>551093142SWEEPY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU'LL MAKE ANON LOOK BAD!!
>>551093142YOU FORGOT TO SET UP YOUR BOT SWEEPY WAKE UP
>>551093003That is what I've been leaning towards. Should I run Rudolf as a pace or late? I'm leaning pace because there is a good chance a bunch of Suzuka's just die and give her a bunch of ult fodder.
>>551093396We are never beating the allegations at this rate
>>551093142eden niggas will get their reckoning one day....
>>551093142>me soundly sleeping after burning down several slavic villages (they deserved it)
>>551093514Suzuka is not a free character, you will see her but you shouldn't make your whole strategy to go against her.
>Doing a half baked fan run during night becomes an ace run midway>Doing a concentrated ace run during day becomes a fan run midway
Sex with boys>>551093524To be fair (WE) don't have to, (HE) has to.
>>551093292Any significant updates from Mambo yet?
>>551092009I'd be more worried for someone like Mejiro Bright.>comes after the 1st anniversary with Kitasan Black + Matikanetannhauser AND the Satono Diamond bannerNear everyone is gonna be drained after those. Only the truly most dedicated will have carats saved for her (or being paypiggies).
>>551093202>Uma wifeThey fail on both
>>551093634Nothing ever happens. The officers are useless and officer only in name.
>>551093206Compared to horses, excluding Tama, every ningen has a small penis being small doesn't matter
>>551093692I'm rolling her. Should have enough
>>551093657
Can you train ace on Fuji's event?
>>551093206something something umare pussy sensitive to even small cock and makes them go crazy
>>551090041Swipe you fucking retard>>551090496Machine translate everything just because it would piss off both sides
I really don't know how to UnityI can easily max stat in URA but I can't in Unity
>Vodka>1500 SP remaining>already bought On Your Left!Which ones should I take?
>>551093657>>551093823>>551093720dats ze joke
>finished training an ace>medium S>1150 speed >1k power>picking skill>realize I took red shift instead of SfVKill me
>>551093823
>>551092468bro, your bubbles?
>>551093514Late. Get Ryan parent and Nature wit card. Rudolf can be surprisingly strong and her unique is guaranteed. Something like Pump, dominator, nsm, on your left, curvature is the build. Late uses the least stamina so try to get enough stamina so you don't need to buy recovery.
I wish umadols were real
>>551093809And that makes you a real fan. Hope you'll enjoy your slow-paced airhead.
>>551093914Maxing stats is suboptimal in Unity, you're supposed to hit 1000 Speed, as much Stam as needed, 900 Power, 800 Guts and 600 Wit. There's a reason all you training facilities upgrade to 4 or 5 in Unity runs.
>>551094021
>>551094202gently (not) raping my cf that leaves herself open around me
any oguri users? what's your deck in unity?2spd/2pwr/1wit/riko?
>>551093202>dyke>wife
>>551094202
>>551093206the classic "mare pussy is sensitive and tight, human cock can make them cum" BUT converted to uma, so that even with a microdick you can still make an uma cumningen woman just keep losing
>bitch just failed a 5% double speed burstumazing game
Game put me in the same hell pit as before cancer cap, when I failed to prepare proper Oguri ace because of it, horrible careers for entire week, can't break through 13k, while had regular 13.5k-14.3k before it.Why cyjews do this?
>>551094414>>551093206extremely south east asian posts
>>551094540cute self-hating post
>>551094068That sounds pretty good, hopefully this helps my Mayano win more, because that's what I really want to see.
My team will be Rudolf, Teio, McQueen
>>551094392Thanks for the dump>>551094740The last one is cringe, otherwise based.
>>551094740Mine will be Rudolf, Teio, and Festivities Oguri for a happy family reunion theme.
>>551092713
Smalcon be likeHOOOOOEEEEEEEEHHHH ARIGATOU
>>551093206you just need an uma with a microumanko
Curren NEVER says HOOOEEHH ARIGATOUCheckmate
>>551094946seeking the pearl is so ugly it's unreal
Why are Dumb Falcon posters so awful?
>>551095254Curren is too cunning and manipulative for that. Meanwhile Falco is very pure and innocent
>>551095284this
>>551095067Stego wife..?
>>551094202seeing a possessive trainer is a good change of pace
>>551095158BASED
>do a parent run >somehow managed to make this mommy guys, is this viable ace
Mambo new years exodus
Isn't it ouen, not hoeh
>>551093206(You)r Tama, bwo?
/Uma/ Club will have a spot open for one toreina looking for an S-Rank club come January. Posting in case the one anon that was clubless sees this. We’re doing a Christmas Club Race with carats given for participants and you’d still have time to join in the cheer this month.
>>551095284stfu dirt nigger
>>551095508Last Christmas, I gave you Mambo,But the very next day, you gave it HOOOEHHH
>>551077346THE RAPED (me)
>>551095374Fuck off dick licker, she's mine.
>>551095558DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEWHY ARE YOU KICKING ME
this bitch is insufferable
>>551095492Rushing gale is 50/50 but otherwise looks viable
>>551095751Shut the FUCK up Dumb Falcon.
>>551095284>>551095343How could you say no to these dick sucking lips? Gay?
>>551093692>almost as unpopular as Ryanwhat did she do wrong
>>551076727sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>551095751You’re experiencing a phenomenon known as “cute aggression”Look into it!
>>551095882intern-san…we need more gibs…
>>551095882I feel like I caught an STD just by looking at her
is lb2 fine motion worth using over another mlb wit sr?
>>551095517Yeah it's ouen but I'll allow it
>>551095979Gah! I want to pinch this bitch's cheeks! I want to shove her into a pile of pillows!
>>551095979Manipulative bitch. Her personality is handcrafted for rape correction. She'd probably do sneaky shit to piss you off just to get you to dig her belly out. Part of me sees the appeal, the other part is slightly irritated by it, but I think that's part of her plan, which means she's successfully rage baiting me through the screen. Is she Alpha Legion???
seeking the egg lol
Love umamusume, hate this shit game.
this could be ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWOtkZ90Py4
whoever designed bourbon's career should be fired immediately
>>551093692merry christmas niggerssfw btw
>>551091590Sex with all three of them
>>551095967AI artists will do anything but learn how to draw
man I love gyarus
>>551095745>he thinks I’m kicking just himThe entire non-S+ half of the club is about to be massacred! Ohohohoho! no but really how do you solve this captcha with the squares and lines that looks like dice? anyone? I don’t have the wit for this! If this foes through it’s pure 1/3 luck! Heeeelp!
>>551096365me as the backup dancer
>>551096502>danchou is a retardnyoo….
>>551096424
>>551096424uhhhh jannies???
>>551096225
>>551092183if your pace procs pump I think it's most likely already dotover, because it probably means there are taikis ahead that procced sfv
That was quint double circlesWhat the fuck are you all doing?
>>551096502Ok, so, to solve that captcha the first thing you'll want to do is pull your mastercard or visa out
>>551095979no it's just a whore that's failing at manipulationit's nothing new
clock check /uma/
>>551096502
>>551096424Watch the faggot janny try to tattle on you for a pic with no nips, cum, or a dick in it. Slip on rock and chip your fucking teeth on the concrete you no nut cuck.
>exceptionally dog shit career>inspiration>don't get distance S don't get distance S don't get distance S don't get distance S don't get distance S don't get distance S don't get distance S don't get distance S don't get distance S >distance S did not proc
Leading Urara feels wrong because she is legitimately mentally deficient. Now that semen demon Mayano on the other hand, she's just asking for it.
>>551096424Bright would give you this as a christmas present
>>551096502Have you considered buying a pass?
>>551096658Don't play innocent you little demoness. Faux naivete is just gonna piss me off further.
>>551096502Just pick the one with the most blank faces regards
>>551093206Super Creek would and will love you.Prove me wrong, you can't.
>>551096502>dancho bots so much he can't pass the captcha
im a new player, how many upgrade materials you get with gibs? like the shoes, i mean. I want to upgrade some umas but i dont want to waste them already
>>551091119>>551091119>>551092392Ardan sex
>>551097123You get materials for [potential] upgrades by playing the game
>>551095937She's not exactly a very interesting or deep character, even amongst only the Mejiros.
babies status: googoo
>>551097123Only on the event lotto so you gotta farm them out from career races manually or buy them from the daily shop.
>>551097264I’d give my googoo babies to Creek.
>>551097123You play the game repeatedly.Some of the sashes are easier to get because many characters target the same races.
>>551097264Yes
If Haru Urara can beat the captcha, so can you
Yo, does anyone know who is talking within these conversations in the conversation gallery? I want to make sure my horses arent being blocked by being the location select.
>>551093915Anyone? I haven't run a single room yet so I have no clue what is worth taking
>>551096458Need gyarumanko
>oguri>kitasan mlb>borrowed biko mlb>20% speed bonus>I am going insaneWhy the fuck is speed not maxed out
Do I have to watch concerts to unlock singers? Or is it just a small selection?
>>551093969I won't kill you but I won't let you live either. I'm probably going to rape you first, lovingly of course
*thinks about raping you*
>>551097581Suzuka + TaikiTeio + RudolfBrian + HishiamaRudolf + TeioHayahide + Brian
>>551096565>>551096906>>551097121Stop it! I will just get lucky every time I need to post like I’m playing Uma Musumis!>>551096969>was looking for which image was “different” from the rest>tried number of boxes not intersected by lines>numbers on each box>number of lines>numbers on each empty box>the answer was just to READ to instructions that were different for the boxes oneAEEEEEEIIIIIII thank you
>>551097869never forget
>>551097871yep had a blocker, thank you. I wish there was a list out there for this... I could make a spreadsheet later if people want that
>>551097725you need biko and kitasan to rainbow at the same time
>>551097869She could fold me in half and that kinda turns me on.
>>551097797Some songs just have a small selection of singerssnep.pw/uma/mixer shows which umas have vocals for each song
I need to stop roll planning because I keep finding these back2back releases that are going to DRAIN me.
>>551097990sounds like you needed to think... outside the box
>>551097869*thinks about being raped by you*
>>551098110oh ok... it was just disappointing to put mayano in winning 5 and hear a 30 year old hag voice instead
>>551098115you can probably save for all three if you actually do stock upbut I'd just ticket one of them whatever months later
>>551098115Jungle cannot be ticketed by the way
does this look good or is it back to the drawing board?
>>551097687But it's sweaty and smells a bit
I'm jorking it to the next uma posted itt I'm bored
>>551098286Rice wouldn't act like this.
>>551096424I always wanted paizuri for Xmas
>>551098328She's retarded and in not in a good way
>>551098286Rice would act like this every monday
>>551098020There's a Japanese wiki that has pretty much all of the voice lines listed and transcribed. It's all in runes though. E.g.https://umamusume.wikiru.jp/?%E3%83%88%E3%82%A6%E3%82%AB%E3%82%A4%E3%83%86%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AA%E3%83%BCThe home screen interactions are under その他掛け合い
>>551097869
>>551098370Ok but what are the disadvantages
>>551098328Can probably win but will be very inconsistent. Needs more wit and NSM, highlander does nothing.
>>551098328witlet permastuck in position 9 cant activate shooting and dies many such cases
>>551098328>witlet run on your risk
>>551098323Isn't that the trainee that can't be ticket'd? I don't recall ever seeing her card used.>>551098285That's a more reasonable scenario. I have my rolls until July planned. Going any further than that seems moot given I have no clue what freebies/preemo stuff we'll get.
>>551098645Oh right, sorry yeah. I think Jungle and only think trainee.
>>551098286>It's okay, Rice, I'm fucking Riko.Problem solved.
>>551098286Rice would act like that if she had more courage
>try playing JP for a bit to see the upcoming QOLs>Gives you just 27 rolls and a random SSR card ticket as newbie gibsWhat the fuck.
>>551098328>800 sta and gourmand on 2000m back to the mines
>>551098328bwo whatever stats you can squeeze, it will never be enough for /uma/ until every single one is above 1000
Actually, if you think about it, isn't Wit the only stat that doesn't have diminishing returns?Think carefully why that's the case before you reply to this post.
>5 runs today>shit RNG and no medium S in all of themfuck this game
Is an ace+2 dominators the least time consuming comp to build?
>2* stam sparks with med>3 or 4 whites>1* stam park without med>I'm surprised I'm still confident in parent farming
>>551099005I’m going to have sex with you
>>551098328This can't even beat that 900 speed Groundwork Gold Ship.
secured another week on a 3-2 victory
>>5510967248:15pm
>>551096724What he said>>551099176
>>551099154>570kthat looks too on the edge but I hope I'm wrong
>>5510967241:17pm and 27 seconds
Scorpio rooms until I win one 870918737658263523166494
>>551098286realistically, what would happen if I told my trainee I was dating aoi? murder suicide? try and break us up? rape? drop out of racing?
>>5510967242:18PMEastern Time bros WW@?
Hey guys, did you know that in oomahmoosoomay
>>551099005I'll leave the smart-thinking to the people with all the smarts
>>551098518You'll fall in love
>>55109672420:19, schnitzel time
So, we all here have a gentleman's agreement to pick Sympathy? Since Riko gives it? Right...?
>30+ white sparks on my parents>double circle affinity>get 1 or 2 skills from both inspirations
>>551099615what if riko appears in february of the classics during my ace run
>>551099615No, the gentleman's agreement is for everyone to bring a dominator.
>>551096502I'm so glad I've never see the captchas since getting a pass
Stat thresholds are a joke, you just need more speed/stamina/power/guts/wit than your opponents.
>>551099642You deserve it, stupid Sweep pedo.
>>551099469But what if the smart people are lying to you? What if the smart people stand to gain by you losing? What if the smart people were never on your side? Dumb fucks have to combat misinformation with misinformation, and eventually information will win out.
>>551096724Mid 500s
>>551099327>23166494my A+ taiki is fucking ROLLING today
>>551097581Just have all 4 set to random
>>551099376I'd imagine some kind of forced intimate contact. They can all overpower us, so they're bare minimum gonna either pin you to the wall or the floor and force their tongue in your mouth. Someone like Golshi would probably rape you just for the lols but not be upset about it. I can imagine a world where Rudolf, obsessed with being number 1, calls you to her office and tries to make all types of arguments as to why you shouldn't be together, why if you're gonna break the rules, it should be with her. Possibly threaten to blackmail you. If that doesn't work, she might lose it and full on rape you right then and there. Kinda really fuckin' hot.
>>551099831We would never
>>551099642thems the breaks
holy moly
>>551099894>sympathy
>>551100026the power of friendship is in fact working
>>551099894>Maestro was not a gaslight...
>>551100025So, that's where all the skill hints went.
>>551100025>focus 1*>sympathy 2*>40 race sparks that will literally never amount to anything worthwhile
>>551099831I trust my smart friends (You) and my smart friends (You) wouldn't lie to me
>>551099997I trust you wholeheartedly for some reason. Advice on the upcoming CM?
>>551100292its still a goldshi game
OK too much Oguri posting
>>551090319Picrel plus 9 stam and 9 pwr sparksKita+Biko+Bakushin is what manages is.I tried several times swapping out Biko for Fine Motion to get speed star and swapped Mati for Sweep. I couldn't get close to hitting the same stats.
>>551078529yes
>>551096847and then you gave up, right?
I haven't showered for 4 days.Which Uma is for me?
>>551100797stinko windy
>>551100797air groove, cleaning is her fetish
>>551100797Stego
>>551099327>I won oneAIEEE frontbros this can't be happening
>>551100797Do you want to stay stinky or become clean?
>>551101002>the one lone f2pgod on top in a sea of piggiesi kneel
>>551098463>>551098550>>551098558>>551098605>>551098948>>551098981>>551099148I don't get it, how???I'm shitting myself to get max speed, 1k+ pwr and barely getting 800 stmHow do you get more stm and wit on top of that?I have all pwr sparks, so I need that Creek and Cafe, how would you guys build this deck?
Have one slot left, do I use base Mcqueen or Kiseki?
>>551100797Super Creek
>>551101105How about you use my dick.
>>551100797Agnes Digital
>>551100797tachyon
>>551101105makween
>>551101002Your Taiki got promoted to Front in the one you won kek
>>551101083Replace spe-chan with Biko MLB, King with your best SR wit card and Cafe with your best power card
dating ningens while umababs SEETHE
>>551101083replace the 2 stam cards with powerif 20% speed bonus you can borrow a MLB fine motion instead of a speed card
>>551101083You're borrowing Special Week on Oguri Cap?
am i safe bwos?
>>551099242Semen retention was under 560 this week. I don't think the influx of MLB Kitas will raise it 10K in 1 week, albiet I got 580 so I'm not worried.
>>551101407the 600ks should be safe until february at the earliest
>>551101083replace creek and cafe with mlb wit cardsreplace special week with mlb mlb fine motion
>>551101329Teio is gonna freak
>>551101002I know this is said about every CM but this one is really really RNG. Too many fronts -> pacers auto lose. Too few fronts -> pacers auto win. Race pacing is all over the place makes it hard to ensure lates can get 6th. It is complete chaos.
>>551100376I was planning on training Cafe as my third ace, but I might train a Golshi now. Thanks for your advice!
>>551101083Go half power and half stamina on your sparks, and then replace Creek, Cafe and Spe with wit cards (finemo, ssr natie, sr tachyon/fuku)
>>551080607John Umamusume
>>551098248It's strange to me how many VAs they got to sing the half anni song compared to how few they got to sing Winning 5
Group b finals here I come
>>551099991hot
Can I use Windy SR with Kitasan and Sweep or is a bad idea?I'm just doing a parent run in URA with Mcqueen
>>551096424OishiiiiMerry christmas
Kitersern Blerk
>>551101270I took a picture because I couldn't believe it
>>551102247Front Taiki is a good strat with how front heavy it is right now, but I don't know if CM rooms will reflect the actual CM
>>551102247>>551101270That's not a pace promotion
>>551102049Windy second best speed SRmaybe the best SR for this CM because she has Wet Conditions
>>551102481>but I don't know if CM rooms will reflect the actual CMlol
>>551102121Paizuri from Santa Creek
>>551102590Naruhodo, it's just a general parent, not CM specific, I know I'm fucked for this one so I'm doing parent runs right nowI'll do ace runs 1 day before the CM
DIA BEAMU
>>551102645we're actually trolling the cm rooms with our fake Big Nige strat just to drop octuple dominator end closers in the real cm...
>>551102567what is it then
Cock check /uma/>>551096458WEI~~
>>551103102Yeah, still there
>>551103061from my pov, my taiki simply dropped enough speed skills+tail held high to go ahead... idk anything about race mechanics to say if this is something deeper than that
>>551103061Wit/skill advantage
>>551103262Nice!
What does Front Promotion actually mean gameplay wise? Do your own Pace Chaser skills still work? Do enemy skills targetting frontrunners now work on you?
>>551103102>It’s French-Dipped
>>551103409Lucky pace is that if there are no front runners, one of the paces goes ahead as if it were a front, but with the stamina consumption and spurt of a pace. Pace skills still work of course.So it's a lucky bonus.
>>551103486Kinda hate naps t b q h, shit sniffer. Thanks for the offer tho, appreciate it!
>>551103028
Oguri wife as in peak
>>551103409afaik everything stays the same except your pace chaser runs at a slightly faster target speed in the early/mid race due to being promoted. pace promotion can be a blessing if you take skills like angling & scheming or a curse if you take skills like Shooting For Victory which require not being first.
>>551103409Umas pace up and down during position keep depending on their distance to the pace setter. The pace setter is always the best placed uma in the most "forward" style. If there are no front runners, the best placed pace chaser is "promoted" to pace setter. That means other umas will treat the promoted uma "like a front runner", meaning they will try to maintain a certain distance during position keep.
safe once more
based stamGOD farming views from the gaijins
>>551103963>you prolly need to gimme multiple views to get itI don't think I will
NEW INFONUKE JUST DROPPEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3TOq9_PpKg
>>551103963Brian would not watch that video multiple times.Brian would not watch it once, and Brian would not cry.Brian would run on instinct and that's what I will do.Be like Brian. Be a wolf.
>>551103948>reddit gaylo>taishit>reddit agnes>reddit golshi>agnesYou didn't deserve retention
buy an ad, both of you turdsbut especially speKEK
>>551103963>>551104069Start paying a cute girl to narrate your videos and I’ll watch them
>>551103102
>>551103102Ready to shoot its goo this week.
stats other than Wit are a gaslight tbqhYour Umas can run their first few races with sub 300 stats without dying and the time is barely different, just load up on Wit and skills and luckshit your way to victories
>>551104316>>551104316>>551104316>>551104316>>551104316
>>551104176Is everything just reddit now
>>551104176>f2p unit>luckshit potential unit>f2p unit>starter unit>luckshit cute unitnot my fault you can't hit retention with a full BUHI lineup
>>551100797only niggers shower frequently because they live in the South and women because they are naturally filthy. White Men don't need to shower
>>551104069>don't rely on getting lucky but make an actual uma with skills to winSadly too much luck shitting still works especially last CM. I wonder how many will be taught a lesson when a 3 front/2 front 1 pace team controls and runs away with the lobby
>>551104305Based.
>>551109805Eishin paizuri
>>551115656
>>551117169Failing my semen retention because of Eishin's boobs..
>>551123370That would be bad...
