Previous: >>551017654>What... is this?Put simply, a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being competed between teams which are embodiments of boards of the 4chan imageboard. The players represent facets of each board's culture. All of the matches are AI versus AI. However, humans "manage" each team, creating their tactics and giving input during games as they happen to make substitutions and tactical changes as they see fit.https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ>Where can I watch the cup?https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html>Upcoming Cuphttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2026_4chan_Winter_Cup>Upcoming Invitationalshttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2025_Kurisumasu_Cuphttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/LAN_Party_the_3rd:_Admins_of_the_Frozen_Throne>Wiki:https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page>Sekkrit Code37pebis>DLC Passworddivegrass>Booruhttps://isthisliv.com/booru/>Other videoshttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Videos>PES Infohttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Pro_Evolution_Soccer_2015https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Pro_Evolution_Soccer_2017>Previously/1999/ won VGL/4ccg/ won DBC biglyoffseasonshitposting
>>551112279who dis?
https://poal.me/cx81v7
/vg/ league raped bigly in the sweltering hot summer of '92
>>551112361/1992/'s newest character, bulgarian fake vampire. Shared seiyuu with Amiya, Kumiko and Rebecca
>>551112389no team "deserves" to winthey were probably one of the least if not the absolute least hype team that could have won out of the final day teams though sadly.
>>551112389nyes because due to Hanny's 1 goal classic and /vrg/'s big upset they had no real opponents anymore. Their path was clear and the manager was decent at live-managing on final day.I know that it's >gacha but I'm giving them more soul points for their drawfag alone.
>>551112892>no real opponents anymoreMost people were saying the final day was free for /akg/
>>551112892>the shadowmanager was decent at live-managing on final dayftfy
>>551112892>I'm giving them more soul points for their drawfag alone.Reddit take
>>551112969Turns out that R:1999 really was the Arknights killer.
>>551112389Yes, btw I found this sheet interesting so I am reposting.
>>551113219Arknights will be the Arknights killer. The genshin clone releasing next month will kill the franchise's reputation.
>>551113323It's chink gacha slop, there is no reputation to kill
>>551112389I like underdog stories so yes, winning on debut is very cool too. If Sangen seriously wants to retire immediately then it's a waste desu.
>>551109736What, no BDSM? Boris looks like BDSM master Jeff Gord, btw, just younger.
>>551112389Mornya and Gio are still seething over this so 100% deserved.
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>>551113719Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down.
>>551114045>recreates the essence of high-level MMO raidinghmm, nyo.
>>551112969only GuyF said this who was seething so hard Nomo had to intervene
>>551112981I said this by the way.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//umajp/
which team should i revive for VGL26?
>>551115637/vn/
>>551115637/twg/ because /gsg/ chickened out and left for /vst/
>>551115637/indie/
>>551115637/tekgen/
>>551115710>>551115845/vn/ but to crash the team with no survivors and purge every player that will make toki have a melty about it hardest
>>551115637/digi/
>>551116829>the team but rape it hard to not have it reflect the culture because I get upset at randoms onlineVGL culture, everyone.
>>551117064have you ever been to /vn/? getting upset at randoms online is their culture if you say you want to create a roster to make the previous manager angry you'll have more support than the team ever had
>>551117064Not saying he's right but third world toilets have better culture than /vn/ does
>>551114563Fuck you!
>>551117259That’s trannager for you
>>551115637/twg/Also, somebody should make /hg/ team.
>>551117249>if you say you want to create a roster to make the previous manager angry you'll have more support than the team ever hadkwab
>>551115637/vitagen/
>>551113090You sound like an expert on this subject.
The singular /xivg/ fan confirming it’s a BBC general.
>>551117249>have you ever been to /vn/?Judging by your posts, it seems like you're the one that have never been on /vn/
>>551115637dng
>>551118314I saw plenty of /xivg/ flairs in the chat
>>551118314what the fuck does british broadcast channel have to do with xivg
>>551119412'brush alt accounts.
>>551112892>>551112981This is entirely cope. There was no shadowmanager. The /1999/ manager got to and won the finals on their own merit. You could tell the raw intellect he had if you have seen the way he spoke in the cord as well as how they countered each team. The manager: anticipated /hsrg/ would run the same nightly as before based off when it was confirmed given what the manager had been doing the entire day, played aggressively against /akg/ and forced both managers to abandon their gameplan and poorly adapt when faced with a 2-0 early deficit, and exploited spaghetti done in the /uma/ match to also force their manager to switch to worse presets and sliders as they increasingly let the anger cloud their judgement. In short, every team /1999/ faced was simply outmanaged or were too predictable and got countered by good live management.
>>551121279she aint gonna fuck you bro
>>551121497s-she?
>>551121497i've already fucked her thoughbeit
>>551121279"Sangenshoku" may end up being either the biggest mystery or the biggest psyop in /4ccg/ history, I don't think we'll ever know the answers if it's a real person, DF, a collective managers or something else
>>551121279>he
[Important news] I was playing the game Zero Escape: The Nonary Games and read Nonary as Nonnyare for a second
>>551121940>has
Sangen and zoer
>>551122234>no
>>551122234>big
>>551122359benis :DDDDD
Just noticed all /xivg/ "fans" are actually 'cord circlejerkers.rumao
Sangen played by >herself on the Final Day. You won't know who I am but I suggested help and >she didn't want it. So it was either actually just good live managing or there's a very well hidden shadow manager with instant communication. These changes were swift and confident.I can also confirm that the /u/ tester dropped out after group stage. Think of that what you want.
Hmmm nyo. I will take the results at face value and not believe your rumors, gossip, and fake news regarding the manager.
>shows up>wins a cup by herself>resigns because she'll be too busy having cosplay sex during vgl 26
>>551123452Honestly? Based if that was a real hobby
>>551122586>These changes were swift and confident.Not really, they were very hesitant and unsure of themselves for a lot of it, changing their mind several times and fumbling over their words a lot, which is understandable for someone who's never done this before and I guess hasn't watched divegrass knockouts before either.
>ywn bang some cosplay thot at a con and only discover she's sangen when she sees you managing the next morning and tells you your d-line is too low
Why is this thread seething about /xivg/ all of the sudden?
>>551124324/wowg/ circlejerk
>>551124241this 100% sounds like how a woman would manage in general, maybe then after zoer, sangen joins the ranks of certified female
>>551124241so it was really just luck and the opponents being worse? I really thought that some of /1999/'s changes were intentional to force errorsyou can't be THIS lucky
main channel needs more kot emotes
>>551125169Winning is all about luck
>>551125401when does kot play in vgl again
>>551124241You weren't supposed to point that out bro...
>>551125169>you can't be THIS luckyLimbab had zero experience with PES before going straight into X-2 and finishing 3rd
>>5511255163rd and 1st are quite the difference
>>551125494
>>551125169>so it was really just luck and the opponents being worse?YesAs it has been for literally every single VGL and 4CC winner ever.
>>551121497*xe ain't gonna fuck you bro
>>551125607considering he didn't have NTC to teach him about managing and the fact that he got 1st place a year later I'd say it is quite lucky
>him>he
KOT FLOPPED BIGLY
>>551125607/vrg/ manager did the same thing but in reverseIt's all just down to luck at the end of the day (shocking to hear, I know)
>>551124301>tells you your d-line is tpo lowIt's not the length of the d-line that matters, but how you use it...
Rabichads keep winning
kot got rapped bigly by Rabi and /4ccg/ in the cold chilling winter of '25
>>551125401I agree, why does vgl tube has so many kots and doros, but 4cc does not? We need more.
>>551125607isn't it the difference of a single game
3 - /vg/T6 - /vp/9 - /vst/10 - /h/12 - /vp/ and /a/18 - /u/19 - /u/24 - /c/27 - /vt/32 - /vt/33 - /b/T36 - /mu/T38 - /jp/T40 - /pw/42 - /vg/45 - /aco/48 - /v/
>>551115637/svg/
>>551126565Ding dong
>>551126565please be stardew valley
>>551125169Luck has always been a part of it but we can't say it's all luck when /1992/ barely got scored on for the entirety of vgl. 7 matches with 90+ minutes each for any of them to get even past 1 goal and none of them did. I'd say it's more on their preference for borderline hitler-tier defense setups that got /1992/ to the top.
>>551126908Only an unironical woman would manage that >>551125169Winning is 50% knowledge, 50% luck (including conditions, bracket, opponents having a shit game suddenly, and other random factors in every game).
>>551126938This. It's not just luck, it's AT LEAST a good export too.Changing from 3-5-2 to 4-4-2 just for the finals was a brilliant move which nobody seems to have anticipated.
>551115637merc post with merc (you)s
>>551122245tens of thousands of images like that already existing and you're still going for sloppa
>all this simping for a "female" manager>no breedposter in sightRabi breed poster only like male managers? Breed poster secretly a woman confirmed.
>>551127207It was a good export obviously and a good strategy. They were also the better team easily in every final except against /hanny/ where both teams were evenly matched.
>>551127438Breedposting is dead. I think it's time to retire Rabi on a high note.
Here's your future /vg/ rosters. crippled domination
>>551127584That's more of a /tg/ thing.
>>551127438More like >sill no new breeder saga mp3/4ccg/ has declined bigly.
>>551127154>opponents having a shit game suddenlyhow come /myteams/ always suffer this and never benefit from it
>>551127771you're just losing the coinflip, surely ONE DAY you'll win
>>551127584>/gbfg/
>>551127771My Chihaya wife would never say this
>>551127584/gbfg/ isn't making it to the /vg/ roster any time soon
>>551127771It just means they're losing the coinflips that matter.
>>551127438BreedCHADs are high beings who are behind every post in here; they're like the Illuminati.
>>551127584every gacha reps on /vg/ must be on wheelchairs because gachafags are crippled beings
>>551127571wrong
>>551127771Bad management but mostly your keep rolling a 0 on luck.
>>551127771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51pWiaQgz4w
>>551127771I hope /yourteam/ isn't /@/ because they are one of the most consistently luckshitters in the VGL
>>551127771/@/ are shit, JNT and TheWorst are consistent jobbers both in 4CC and VGL. You shouldn't be whining about luckshit when your frauds keep getting exposed every tournament.
>>551128768>>551128432It's the Bird hater again.
>they are one of the most consistently luckshitters:eslking:
>>551128432>>551128768Your highness you should be preparing for Spring.
>>551127207>it's AT LEAST a good export too.no shit it's literally just /vrg/'s export with a minimal amount of changes applied
Sangen won fair and square and anyone complaining is just a sore loser
>>551129042there was more than one /vrg/ copycat and almost all of them lost earlyincluding /vrg/ itself lmaoso maybe these changes were THE change it needed
>>551129264>so maybe these changes were THE change it neededthe change it needed from what? winning 1st place the last tournament?
>>551128829that's not a real person
>>551128768>>551128432lolcow coded posts, 2 minutes apart
>>551129330not dying in RO16 on 0-1 in the next tournament
>>551128432>>551128768does every manager/team need an esl schizo hater?
>>551129516doesn't matter how good your export is if your opponent gets a keeper man of the match
>>551129672And the other copycats with roughly the same export?
>>551125169>>551126938>>551127207I honestly thought at some point /1999/ would face a manager who knew how to break their defence and we'd lose massively but nobody except STINK murdering regulus got past the defence with VAMP'D putting in 10/10 work>>551112361latest 6* in /1999/, gets a super cute song for her trailer http://youtu.be/2JCqvLAC1Xw
>>551129601Yes. Even if you rarely say anything like the /a/ manager, you will get someone that hates you.
>>551129875True, the Blinky hate was undeserved.
>>551128432>ESLSomeone affiliated with /u/>>551128768troonnysoup, aKWABri or maybe gio
>>551129792only other copycat I remember blew 3 massive leads back to back to back
>>551129984So true, we should bring him back.
>>551130165>2-1 is a massive lead
>>5511303292 massive leads thensorry i dont remember the scoreline of every literal who shitter team
>>551130078i think both are affiliated with /u/ instead, one a little bit less ESL than the other
>>551130078What an odd collection to suddenly bring up out of nowhere
>>551125401KWAB
>>551130535Gio is probably one of the posters seething at /1992/. Bitch is still mad>>551129826This is literally a children's song
>>551130078both gio and aryanstew support /@/
>>551130078It's mercbitch or tomzai.
>>551129826>she's a vampire... but nice>10/10 character writing I have never seen something like thataverage gookshit gacha writing discussion
>>551130078You just took 3 random names from the lolcow wheel and got them all horribly wrong by some miracle.
/1999/ flairs joining the 'cord to talk about how good the manager is (copied a good export from somebody else and then rolled the "my defenders aren't retarded" seed 4 times and then won despite trying to throw it with random tactical changes)
>>551130165I remember multiple teams were called /vrg/ clones when the formations were posted. Funny enough the one you're thinking of didn't get called out until the draw and kept getting brought up as a /vrg/ clone by gio.
>>551130078>>551130914
>>551130841>Bitch is still madHim and his bitch were so confident with how the brackets were looking in quarters that the idea of them losing to anyone else other than /vrg/ probably never crossed their mind. The only thing that could've been better was if it was /1992/ that did them in as Gio had been trashing them ever since NTC.
>>551131301>copied a good export from somebody elsewhat do you think other 4cc/vgl managers are doing?
>>551131301>thought you were joking>it's realwhat is it about alleged "females" that produce this kind of weird simping behavior?
>>551131608I would never ever joke about 'cord happenings.
>fan of a team walks in because he just wants his team to do well>people reply to him with their personal grievances about the managers>people start pointing fingers at each other, namedrops.What a bunch of miserable fucks you are.
>>551131513Trying to be creative because /4ccg/ will say mean things if they don't.Convinced their prior tactics were great and only lost to a luckshitter so now it's time for their redemption arc.
>>551131608/1999/ is a miserable shithole full of unironic tumblr and twitterfags
>>551131363Common /@/ defense tactic
More teams should run a letter L on their fluid like [s4s] did.
sangen did more changes to their 'copied' cup winning export than the /vg/ management kekypow
>>551131694Welcome to my world, boys and girls
>>551131694>fan of a team walks inAnd that's the mistake. There's no reason for a normal fan to ever post here or join any discord
>>551131815so you're saying that there are actual women there?
>>551131950both got first place so I don't see what point you want to make here
>>551131513I don't care if somebody copies a good export. I copy good exports. It's the idea that suddenly Sangen is a godly manager with expert decisionmaking that bothers me.
>>551132097Haven't you seen their loading screen tip?
>>551132106i just dont see the point of calling it out. everyone does it.
>>551132116this desudon't think i've ever seen this level of manager dicksucking when teams have won in the pastit's odd, not sure if it's falseflag shitposting or actual white knights being weirdos.
>>551132116>>551132243Anon-kun is jealous of another manager getting praised? Aww, how adorable~
why do you guys spend so much time being mad at randos online? you should be jolly instead
>>551132097I mean, do you know of any other generals that discuss Twilight regularly?
>>551132243I think it's mostly falseflag shitposting. It gets plenty of responses as proven today.
Newest 'cord lolcow is becoming more and more obnoxious to the point of reaching Turkbellum's levels of "I must reply to everything even if I don't know about the subject people are talking about"
>>551132116>with expert decisionmaking that bothers me.Fucking anyone that watched any of their games should now that's not the case. It's either simps or just people hellbent on discrediting the win.
>>551132097mix of guys pretending to be women to 'fit in' and women not wanting to announce their women like sangen in a yuri gacha general
I'm mad because when my team went 7-0-0 it was totally undeserved and the team wasn't actually any good
>>551132168Which one?
>>551132568Don't be mean to the Sou auto, /4ccg/bro. That thing is time-tested.
The new lolcow is the only person to have mentioned divegrass in the official r1999 discordThey're probably underaged, please be nice to them
>women not wanting to announce their women
>>551132568Don't worry Reso, /akg/'s efficiency went up this cup
>>551132665>official r1999 discordOh BROTHER
>>551132472
>>551132665screenshot?
>>551132665>They're probably underaged, please be nice to themI'll be nice to them alright, DM time~
>>551132665I can't believe that Ezio scored on Haru Urara!
>>551132640don't have a screenshot when it showed up but it's >Reverse: 1999 allegedly boasts a 60% female playerbase. Visit /1999/ and groom your future failwife today!
>>551132901i love my stupid star winner sangen wife so much
>>551132901you already got the healer he needs (fatutu), just ask /1999/ if you want more gameplay tips
>>551132472Since you are not giving details I will just assume it's a regular day with Ubertroon.
>>551132798
>>551132784I will rewrite it just for you:The newest 'cord lolcow (The alleged /trick/ future manager) is becoming more and more obnoxious (By repeatedly shilling his gook gacha and butting in conversations just because) to the point of reaching Turkbellum's levels of "I must reply to everything even if I don't know about the subject people are talking about" (Because that's what Qualiesbellum always does just to stay relevant, besides the trash takes and grooming, of course)
I would put a player of the day award graphic on /myteam/'s wikipage if we got one
>>551133410Good job! Keep it up.
>>551133373>Discord teamI assume Toki will give them the same treatment that the limbabs got
>>551133550Getting all of aesco to work on their team? At once my queen
>>551133550he's been giving 1999 a better service than /lcg/ since week 2
@reso 4chan-x was already updated just force update your shit and the captcha will work xt is snake oil
>>55113367410 billion hours of ASS assuring his new queen that /1999/ will have presentation next vgl
>>551133870both x and xt are snake oil
>>551133898Prepare for it to be as good as the /vrg/ one with zero input from the manager. /1999/ winning is a lot funnier already.
oy vey remember the 6 gorllion hours of ASS spent talking about hype
>>551134118I need the gallery mode for porn dump threads
>>551134259denko...
Amazing that Reso is even capable of streaming at all tbqh
>>551134374reso and cipher really shattered my image of germans being intelligent
>>551133410>I must reply to everything even if I don't know about the subject people are talking aboutSMARTbellum the EDUCATED knows more about the world than you do.
I made like 12 posts in the time it took reso to install xt
>>551132752thank god for that
>>551135129why did you make /4ccg/ lose dawghttps://www.youtube.com/live/aSbCo3hA-ro?t=14280s
>>551135295I don't even wanna watch this with my fuckass mic quality from back then holy
>>551135295>AB18 vs Pro 18The more things change, the more they stay the same...
What the fuck is a captcha
we are charlie kirk
>>551137872Thanks for the insight aquantis, really cool.
Next year my team will win vgl. That's right they will win and they will win bigly right after /ourguys/ /vg/ win bigly in winter. You heard it here first!
>>551138250do you carry the flame?
>win winter vgl>get themed hype>win summer vgl>get git gud santa beebs hype
>>551138450tapping the glass while at it
>>551138267/vg/ is going to lose bigly in Winter, then Spring is going to be on GSSBB and there's going to be a shitfest over Git Gud or /1999/'s rep getting the solo gold spot.
KWABoTYs are liv: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeRomWrGFhPe77Zeyad95m8ha7Q3vHKLOAFzgtb806aCDE5ug/alreadyresponded just in time for every vgl manager who isn't sangen to win it for losing to a girl
>>551139660But tendies didn't lose?
>/alreadyresponded
>>551133373Oh brother
>>551133373It's okay, from what I heard of the place, they'll ban any mention of it for having players like cucknetto and 13/o sugar mommy
>>551141726cuckypow
I spent time making that /zzz/ parody of that MJ song, and ASS skipped it. I would say raped, but it doesn't matter anymore.
>>551143514Let's move on regardless.
Let's dismantle it quickly.
>>551143514I think that if you want full songs done, you have to try and get it in the shitpost box early. After 8 hours of ASS they definitely are less willing to sing unless it's something simple.
>>551133410is the trick guy another /u/ plant
>>551144597Most new lolcows are imported from /u/ nowadays: mercbitch, ubertroon, that one alex wannabe, the /trg/ merc, etc.
the shadow council of /u/ owns vgl
Is there any new managers/caretakers 4ccg doesn't find a way to complain about and call them lolcows?
>>551145834The /his/ manager?
>>551145834No one complained that much about the /fng/ manager other than him being a /vt/ plant
>>551145961he humiliated himself enough on the feedback form
>>551146390Not as hard as the /2hug/ manager!
>>551146390no one cares about that shit, that guy probably didn't even know they were going to read all the responses out loud on ASSthe other lolcows actually humiliate themselves publicly
>>551146390not as bad as the ones voting no, kekypow!
>>551145834are there any REAL complaints for /1992/'s other than >female?
>>551146642getting easily groomed too much, also trying to gather the favor of other managers by bandwagoning on shit, e.g.: showing merch of X franchise, "shitting" on /ink/ because ASS said so.
>>551146642Aside from being a /u/fag and the penchant for vagueposting, not really.
>>551146642as a first time manager saying that half the exports were so bad it seemed like people were trolling felt like a rather lolcow thing to say
>>551146642getting groomed and autism-maxing a bit in some matches (i'll do x strat no i'll change it now that they said they'll counter my x strat)
>>551146925I like the constant back and forth between "she hates /u/fags" and "she's a /u/fag too"
>>551146991She was referring to autopilots specifically, but even then, that took a lot of audacity. She's at least ashamed in her autism, as opposed to the other lolcows.
>>551146991medal CB was trolling, you can't change my mind.
>>551145834From the NTC4:>/pg/ dude never gets brought up despite being active in the 'cord>sangen>/gig/ dude is a ghost>/hgg2d/ dude is a ghost, are we sure he isn't just Mabel>idiot>/zzz/bro 2 isn't as much as a ghost as the original one but never gets brought up>/civ4xg/ guy never gets brought up >aoba 2>/fng/ guy barely gets mentioned
>>551147236Wasn't /gbfg/ the only team to do medal CB?
>>551145834/civ4xg/ manager or the /gig/ manager
>>551147279the /fng/ guy is a lolcow but it just flies under the radar because before saturday everyone thought that since he's good (lmao) it can be overlooked.
>>551147530He's overly enthusiastic and a bit of a sperg but he still doesn't reach lolcow territory. He makes YouTube Shorts Motivational Speech-type posts at worst.
>>551147279>Doesn't have that much on him other than being a limbab, also can't be worse than fucking taba>'nuff said> definitely Mabel>an idiot who isn't that bad, but is getting influenced by Gio too much, the worms patch was shit but funny too>everyone makes fun of /zzz/ as a whole, it doesn't matter if the manager is a ghost>not bad at all and not a lolcow>Aoba from Temu, and also Aoba if he were an actual attention whore>Yes, he's dedicated and a genuine guy, but also retarded>>551147530raped lolcow post who wants to make everyone a lolcow so no one can be encased as one
>>551147279/pg/ guys seems cool, cares a lot about the team and doesn't act like a retard
>Aoba if he were an actual attention whore
Kiyose is snoozingas usual I see
>>551146642Yes
>>551149035He's gotta have a good rest
>https://rentry.co/nonarrativeass>/xivg/ gave up after week 2, weak bullshit>nomo: "one guy that's in a discord with them told me this"So who in the /u/ cabel was leaking to vglco?
>>551150291Probably the vglco member in the /u/ cabal
>>551147279/hgg2d/ guy is definitely not Mabel.
>>551150291Cogbrush is a little bitch. Always quick to complain about conditions, pes, bad luck.
>>551150826name and shame
>>551151474literally Bald Hitler
>>551151796literally? not figuratively? not even sarcastically? or ironically? maybe unironically?
>>551151421Literally anything when his teams KWAB (which is like 90% of the time, unless they are an autopilot not made by him)
>>551138483Did you just not see the hype this league or
>>551152909maybe he missed the 9000 quadtrillion hours ASS spent talking about hype
Yes I like divegrassYes I like comfyWe exist
>>551155362here4nothing...
suffering from riggybet withdraw...
rewatching this in the knowledge it was a few guys in actual vrchat and seeing him spank that guys butt with that assertive expressionsomeone was having fun here
>>551125494Never.
>>551155646Unity-Chan just wanted the quick Reandown.
>>551146642The way they type and conduct conversation is off and feels a bit cold and uninviting.
>>551155646You’re supposed to spank the horse’s ass to make it run faster right?
>>551151796Proof?
>>551155646
>>551156338Wait wasn't this commoj knowledge already?
>>551157673The Commoj people did try to keep it a secret...
>>551157673I must have missed it.
2025 Dec 26-28 - 2025 Kurisumasu Cup2026 Jan 16-Feb 8 2026 4Chan Winter Cup2026 Feb VGL Luigi Circuit 42026 Mar Lads on Tour 22026 ?? Mobabowl 2026No Ladies Night
[Rape News] You are next.
>>551162030If you had to pick one player to truly be the next Rape (shitty gold who scores 0 goals and leads his team to a humiliating groupstage death) who would it be?Nightmare mode: No Git Gud.
>>551162392/i/rene
>>551162392So you have a mother
>>551130728YOU HAVE ANGERED THE KOTS
>>551146581ASS and other shit after the finals is not archived as far as I know, and I usually fall asleep as it happens, maybe catching start of it or the end. So yeah, don't care.
>>551164865>>551165506>>551166328You guys are mean.
I made a (Sangen) mother
I wonder if aKWABri is behind the schizo posting>copy /vrg/ >die in groups>see /1999/ who also copied /vrg/ get champs>LE SHADOW MANAGER >lose to the newfag /hdg/ manager>it's gio and his alt account!!!!!!
>>551166463>he lacks information
>>551168312I guess I do. Do they archive that shit somewhere? Never seen wiki page for it.
>>551168214I can buy into this theory.
>>551168214go to sleep already, gaygay
VTL shit in the ‘cord
>/hbr/ 'copied /vrg/'>9 goals conceded over three games>/vrg/ this league>7 goals conceded over four games>/1992/ 'copied /vrg/'>3 goals conceded over seven games
>>551147279>>everyone makes fun of /zzz/ as a whole, it doesn't matter if the manager is a ghost/zzz/bro #1 already dipped and I honestly wouldn't blame /zzz/bro #2 if he decided to move on.
>>551170984Luckshitting is a skill.
>9
Anyone have a link to last night's ASS?
>>551166463>>551180528it's up on the twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2649921106also wtf is this captcha with the dice things and lines? what am i supposed to do? i just keep guessing because if i count the dots they're all different, the lines don't seem to be it either.
The common meme is that 3atb is near completely worthless on 19, yeah?
>>551181925it is mostly a 4atb show with 442 and 433 usually outperforming everything else. 352 is more than workable but you do have to fight against the 433s pretty hard.
>>551133410Still seething about the wife thing?
sangen wife happy life
>>551125169Yes. The real truth nuke is that 90% of the VGL managers are terrible. This cup, a good chunk of them just resorted to "please counter long, save my day" when shit didn't work. Guess who was the only team to not do that? Yeah, you guessed right the one that won.
>>551183418Who are the good managers then?
>>551184193Me.
>>551183418>dodged the NTC winner curse>dodged the 9-pointer curse>chosen by God to avoid fighting the defending championit's that simple
>>551182823Rigger wife would spend time testing instead of sex'tin'.
>>551184193All of the top 3 had solid exports that were elevated because of their superior live management. /alg/ didn't live manage much but it was because they had a good export which is half of managing as well.
>>551184193I don't know. But on the final day, the only one that at least tried not to be like "counter long save me" was just 1999. /uma/ going Poss Long Wide in the final was insanely funny. Or /akg/ shooting themselves in the face with a high SR that wasn't working in the first half and refusing to change it all by taking a simple timeout...Don't forget that there is also RNG and luck involved. That goal in the hsrg match, was just luck.
>>551185754>counter long save meOn every PES if a team is down late or if nothing is working at all they will try longball because it moves faster. This is really basic shit. The only reason /1999/ didn't use this was because they were never losing lmao.
>>551185754More than that, /1999/ specifically countered lang.>>551185915they used long vs /ink/ and /skg/ for a moment but I guess it's understandable, trying to break a stalemate.
>>551185996the ruleset countered lang
>>551183418Going longball because pes decided you got the rng where your short passing doesn't work isn't a bad decision. Sure there are other things you can try, but going long undoubtedly changes how your offense functions hugely and can make your players stop making bad choices.
>>551185915Yes, only that these teams didn't do it late. Did you see the matches at all?>>551186145There are other options; trying shorter SR, trying flex with short, trying wide instead of center. It took /hsrg/ randomly to understand that /vrg/ was weak to wide attack.
>>551185754>>551185915Technically they did. They switched to counter long at halftime vs /hsrg/ but they switched back to possession at ~80 after the /hsrg/ changes made it harder to get langs in and it didn't seem like it was solely to keep the score fixed either or else they wouldn't keep +1 the entire time and risk holes in the defense.
>>551186704Yeah, but the difference is that it wasn't the only choice that they had in the back of their pocket. Something that you can't say for the other teams.
yeah die /1999/
>>551188237Pathetic.
>>551188237>inDOG
>>551188237/1999/ frauds confirmed
>>551188237Huh.I didn't know the scoreboard would cap at 99
>>551188237this is serial killer behaviour
>>551189108never know until you tried
>>551189291Slovenia will BEE the sausage
>>551189291mein gott is zat ze bratwurst
>>551168214>>lose to the newfag /hdg/ manager>loseUnironic gio post
>>551190251huh
>>551190251Is this the power of PES13?
>>551190679It's still sleeping.
>>551181819>what am i supposed to do?
>>551191327dog you are on my hitlist
>>551181819click the box with the least dots
>>551191327rape
>>551191327choke
>>551189291scrandle it
>make captcha easier>vglcordbabs get filtered
Never-fucking-mind, it's awake. It's from the same fucking game too.
>>551191831lmfao
>>551191831
It feels like GW is back with all this manager dick sucking.
>>551192761If so then WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TAKES GOLDENDOGSHITMAN
>>551192761>well the good manager won because he made changes. The bad manager lot because he made changes it is that shrimple... Now if you excuse me I have to go back to prepare for this fetus.
There was only one manager who came in prepared and with an actual plan for games in the finals.
>>551193582Yeah. But he lost in the final.
>>551193582And he won 3rd place
linguistic 'oss
>>551194541>plan for the final>don't even reach it
>>551195347which teams are kiki and which teams are bouba?
>>551195347I don't get it.
>>551195347First time I don't get itWhere mogus
>>551195964>>551196272He just really likes kiki tea
>>551196272
>>551196340that doesn't help
>>551195347What the fuck is kiki tea?
>>551196272https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouba/kiki_effect
>>551197535tldr for people is that kiki = spiky and rough shapes and bouba = rounded and soft shapes, it's a phenomenon seen across a lot of different languages in mental association between sounds and visual shape.although it's a non-sequitur joke because boba and bouba are not pronounced the same
cloud
>>551199513vgl ass teams true!!!
>>551199513>raped aoba >breed player bannend>/llsifg/ means byes >worms breakfast corner
>>551199513>manager paizurihell yeah!
>>551199513>blacked posting lost
>>551199513/1999/ shadowmanaged by Cipher
>>551186145/uma/ looked several degrees worse when they completely abandoned their offensive tactics
>>551200047/zzz/ and Tomzai lost bigly
>>551199513/gbpen/ sacked almost
>>551199513>post denkoYes, indulge us please
>>551199513>denko won since fat based /gig/ fullI see.
>>551200304I salute the Rabi
>>551190251great tap-in
>>551200197Eh, possession did help us get a few shots on the goal even if they got blocked by spaghetti. Considering I was running low on options and time I had to stick to something that had at least a chance.
>>551192131how the fuck was that given to we gaan
>>551200975This poster has been BETRAYED and EXILED from his home general.
>>551201250umapyow!
>>551201067It's basically the same as the Stallman situation against /mlp/ back in Summer 2015.
>>551200975First half was the better half in terms of offense and was just Haru and Shonbori just unable to make a shot land either from backline pressure or just outright bad luck.
/uma/ flopped bigly
/umajp/ won bigly
2nd place is flopping
>>551203459to reddit generals like /bag/ and current /uma/? yes
>/vg/ management suddenly figures out that running a silver as the main CF improves their Autumn export
>Next VGL>/umajp/ games with 100 bandwagoners in the chat including vglco and cuck chair managers like aquantis>Only 3 people from the threadRip.
>>551204012I am actually glad /1999/ won
>>551204012>3 people from the threadIf their entire thread is there, what is the problem?
>>551201190What do they do with the sheep?
>>551204484shear
She's into ryona.
>>551203983Big if true>>551204232Being serious here, actually while I'm not a fan of bandwagon teams I wanted /uma/ because I think they got the best live managing, coming all the way from HWC. It wasn't perfect but they were turning things around after looking like shit in groups, instead /1999/ just got all the dicerolls and is overall a boring winner.
>>551204789trvthnke
>>551204232Me too.Even though all the tactical discussion a beginner winning has provoked has made me feel bad I've been here for 6 years and know less than nothing.
>>551204012>>551204232>>551204952im neutral about /1999/ winning (wanted /hsrg/ to win), but watching /uma/ manager have a melty and force a split was pretty funny
>>551205242I'm pretty sure it was vglco that told him to pick one thread instead of polling both
>>551205408He was lucky they tolerated that for a season.
>>551205242>>551205565merc coded posts
>>551205242What do you mean force a split? I got told to pick a single thread after the league ends, so I did exactly that. Better tell them about it right away, gives them more time to make their own team.
>>551205565It's a situation that never happened before (and will likely never happen again since most big gachas have simultaneous english versions) so a punishment seems unnecessary
Bros what happened I was told that /1992/ winning would cause nuclear-level melties and so far it's been basically nothing
>>551206465it's a it's a it's a it's a team that won a star without anything really memorable
>>551206465It doesn't get overly hated like /lcg/, /zzz/, /ink/, and /gbpen. And it doesn't get overly glazed like /fng/, /hdg/, and /uma/. It's in the middle. Only the 4 aforementioned overly hated teams would cause nuclear melties if they won.
>>551207071/zzz/ win would be hilarious
['ccg News] Anons surprised that people enjoy well made teams with good games behind them like Helldivers 2
masturbating to umas
>>551206465I had a nuclear level melty but I didn't make it a public affair.
>>551207458>but I didn't make it a public affair.Why do you hate fun?
>>551206465I guess everyone got used to results not always pleasing them. Look at when /mlp/ got their third star and everyone moved on fast after having some laughs about it happening during Soumissioner's reign. If that one didn't cause any nuclear melties then only thing that can cause this is some team winning all matches only through setpiece goals.
>>551207071/zzz/ and /ink/ wins would actually be funny, I don't think most people would melty over it
>>551207071I don't think /zzz/ (and the hoyo siblings) would cause big melties compared to any of the gook teams winning it all /ink/ and /gbpen/ would just have people posting angry joes for a day before forgetting about it
>>551207216I had the stupidest private melty over helldivers.You shouldn't have removed the giant tentacle, you should have figured out weight painting so the giant tentacle only occasionally bursts out the ground.
/zzz/bro defense squad arrived
>>551208226I like to watch them after all (but not really, they desperately need aesthetic cohesion like many other teams, including /1992/)
>>551208226/wuwa/ jeet post
>>551208226/gif/ fans are very dedicated when it comes to watching
>>551208365/1992/'s issue was having 2-3 more FBMs than needed. The white costume they were using as the main kit was fine and visually distinguishable from other teams. /zzz/ on the other hand needs a total overhaul.
>>551208123>compared to any of the gook teams winning it all/lcg/ winning didn't produce anything that huge either and that was at the peak of gook engagement.
[Merc News] Bitch advocates for /1999/ to send in Ezio and encourages rigging their rep poll.
>>551209026/lcg/ winning a second star would definitely cause some melties
>>551208123>would cause big melties compared to any of the gook teams winning it allThe only one of those that may cause a big melty here is /bag/. /lcg/ was fine for their victory, /nikg/ is whatever apart from the manager, and /trick/ is a total meme team./bag/ holds that special place of one of the most genuinely hated teams and not the meme hatred like /ink/ or /gbpen/. I would think some would just stop watching VGL for that league if it meant avoiding another garbage baglel debacle.
>>551207838>>551206465Nah it's just it doesn't have any real narrative behind it out of the R16 teams.Nuclear shitposting would been /akg/, "mickeymouse" star etc./uma/ would get called more of a pet team but it would been fun to see someone winning coming out of HWC1./hdg/ had the narrative of being sent to qualifiers and then bouncing back to champions./fgog/ finally winning would been pretty funny too, another "bweeh pet team" melty for some.There were regulars that are kinda underdogs or "next year for sure" teams like /alg/, /tf2g/ /@/ and /hanny/ finally finishing the story. Even if some of them have their haters as well. /civ4xg/ reviving after so long to win it all would been fun.And the autopilots would have caused shitposting against managers probably but not much else of a reaction./vrg/ would been the /mlp/ equivalent here, 3 stars, let's move on.
>>551209478I was thinking of /esg/ instead of /trick/, mostly because of being an auto and their (former) caretaker/trick/ winning would be funny because it's the /rabi/ team
You will never be Rabi
>>551209668Nobody knows enough of /esg/ to care much about it. Everyone hates /bag/.
>>551209573>Brand new team with brand new manager (female)>Doesn't have any real narrative
you guys are theorizing about potential melties pretending that there's logic to it when all that matters is whether 3 random unemployed brownoids irrationally hate a team enough to cry about it for weeks on end
/end/ will win a star before /akg/ even sniffs another final
>>551209573/hanny/ making the final and losing it in penalties would be one of the funniest VGL finals ever.
>>551209787Sorry, most people aren't incels that get mesmerized when a (supposedly) female walks in. I'm also talking about teams, I don't care about your obsession with managers.
/1992/ should have a Twilight rep
>>551210193Sparkle?
>>551210104>Sorry, most people aren't incels that get mesmerized when a (supposedly) female walks in.Yeah, most people wouldn't get mesmerized...*takes a look at the 'cord*
>>551210296>is in the cordThat's another (you) problem
>>551210296You have to force some schizophrenic shit if you think it's a problem there either.
>>551209573>/uma/ would get called more of a pet teamWould still be nothing compared to /bag/. /uma/ doesn't have an umalel. People would pass this over fairly quickly.
>>551209573/akg/ aside, /uma/ would have been the closest to a real melty, but I doubt it would have been widespread; /hdg/'s narrative is just because of their managers; the first person to cry out Mickey Mouse if /fgog/ ever wins anything would be Nomo making the pet team moot and /vrg/ is not hated enough to trigger a melty, same as when /twg/ achieved the repeat.
>>551210747I mean that's true, just thinking about the teams that made it to r16/final day. Final day /bag/ would be the most hated team in the league for sure.
There has to be a deeper meaning to this I just can't figure it out yet.
>>551210924are you retarded? he obviously meant that the /gfg/ guy helped /1999/, that's it, there's your "deeper meaning"
>>551210924It's actually because of the bracket challenge, Nomo took a quick glance and saw who had the correct final match, either way, mercbitch won it in the end.
>>551210924Yeah I'm sure all these shitters that died in groups and HWC carried the newbie. Posting cord or twitter screenshots should be a banable offense.
>>551210924>INSTANTLY replied to a sangen post just nowhmmm.
>>551210924The encoded message is that Nomo is calling the /1999/ manager a footfag.
>>551210864I still remember fondly how the /bag/ lost against /gbfg/ caused the former manager to disappear. How suitable for them.
>>551210862The only people that care about manager drama are other permanently online people. I think /hdg/ would have been a good ending for the average watcher. Nomo calling /fgog/ a "bubble champion" for the rest of his life would been funny for ASS watchers.
>>551210862>>551211363I don't think you're aware how much of an average /sp/ fan nomo is but the second /fgog/ wins the cup all the doubt and wishywashyness will completely vanish
>>551210924
>>551211353Fine speech, my liege.
>>551211859Cipher stop talking to the grok and pick your damn rep already
massive simping on 'cord this very instant
>>551212203what kind of brain damage is this when you see person a respond to person b and declare it simping
>>551212071>/bag/got defense force
>>551212354if {female} then {simping}
>>551212440You are brown. Unfortunate fact. Better luck next life.
>>551212523meant for >>551212203
>>551212354She won't fuck you.
>>551212672See >>551212523
>>551212672she already did
>>551209787This is one of the most pathetic posts I think I've ever read in this general.
>discussing e-celebs during a weekday at 1pmyou're all brown and/or unemployed
Thirstybellum the groomer should pay attention to the 'cord instead of being here. They're stealing her away from him.
>>551213023Are you working on Christmas week? Retail bro....
>>551213269EMS, shitposting from an ambulance rn
>>551213023I have two weeks off
>>551213427jfc
>>551213031fuck them kids
>>551213031I thought the redhead had a huge ballsack from the thumbnail
>>551213031SexRapeViolent rapePUNCH
>>551213653WhhaT ahppened to rabi!!
>>551213884died of cringeor raped to deathyou decide
>>551213884I POZZED her with my INFECTED penis
>>551213732many are saying this
>>551213031>/bag/
>mfw my car got hit by some trash truck with a Turkish flag while traversing in the autobahn>I'm left defenseless and bleeding out while the other car escapes to evade the consequences>everything's going dark>I try to keep on living, don't have a lot of strength left >pass out>wake up in an ambulance>fighting for my fucking life>suddenly cardiac arrest>i'm fucking dying>I catch a glimpse of the paramedic not paying attention to me before going flat line>>551213427>die
>>551214258DRIVERbellum the RECKLESS claims another life
>>551214258>>551214570>Turkish driver was distracted fighting >>551213427 on the cord>got Rabi killed twiceCinema
>>551214258>dies while some fag was arguing with GROOMERbellumgrim fate
link the poll so i can vote for the only good character from /1992/
>>551214883Are they sending Kevin Nash?
>>551214258I can't believe Reso is dead
>>551214883https://poal.me/irqxjg
>>551214883real answer>>551137524
>>551216393>However, as the victors, you get the rare opportunity to request handcrafted models for almost any character. >We're also getting a custom stadium and the hype video that you were seeing at the start of each day will be themed after R:1999. Lmao aesco.
>there will never be punishments for outdated wiki pages>there will never be an ASS archive>there will never be a vgl side event archive>/4ccg/ will never be allowed in the vgl(you are here)>there will never be a vgl isthisliv>there will never be a vgl booru
>>551216603We will remain there.
>>551216571I request fully modelled Deer Pussy.
>>551210012For some yeah, but even not being a /hanny/ fan I would feel really bad for them. Imagine slowly improving after years of being shitters and still missing it by fucking PKs, absolutely heartbreaking and discouraging
>>551133870>xt is snake oilThe fact it makes pics load three times as fast is not snake oil for me.
>>551216740I'm almost certain that they've been promised that by someone
>>551216779>>551133870How to get XT
>>551216603Where are these punishments for outdated wikis? When are /psg/, /domg/, and /gbfg/ having their entrails dragged through the streets?
>>551216897Just google 4chan xt
>>551216740uhh based?
>>551216603Is the joke that there are none of these things
>>551216740The /d/ cabal has been alerted.
>>551216945Probably never because Denko is afraid of making the fans sad.
I read it, nomo.
>>551191831hfk
>>551204232SameI play 1999 and Uma>>551205242Also this
>>551216740wont commentators get into trouble if they make the replay camera stare at anime girl/anime girl monster pussy?
>>551211249What did you mean by this?
>>551219514Just don't let Cipher stream their matches.
>>551212672Trying my hardest to make this a reality.
>>551113943I get Mornya but why Gio seethe
>>551115561So wiki question, when /uma/ becomes /umaJP/ and I make regular /uma/, do I have to modify all previous VGL records to point to /umaJP/ since /uma/ will be a clean sheet?
>>551221008He heeps calling /1992/ luckshitters (which is true) but NEVER misses an opportunity to shit on them. Motherfucker had to bring it even to Worms. Genuinely mindbroken.
>>551221298/umajp/ should be the ones to transfer the records once they finally move their wiki page else they'll have a bunch of links that go to the wrong page.
>>551216603>>there will never be a vgl isthislivWorking on it
Just when I thought we had finally gotten a break from the shitty split general autism, a new split arrives.
>>551221636weeaboos truly are the most autistic people on the planet
>>551221636Don't worry, /gflex/, Endfield, an Azur Promilia soon.
>>551221731>Azur PromiliaIs that even splitworthy at all? That shit looked like a completely sanitized genshin ripoff, not anything resembling Azur Lane.
>>551221008Gio has been seething about export copying for a while now and /1992/ was a modified /vrg/ copy couple that with his regular seething about teams luckshitting and which only intensified when /1992/ lucked out vs /skg/ and /hanny/ and doubly so after /hdg/ itself lost to /uma/ which was another team he considered luckshitters and frauds.
>>551221298The "proper way" would be to rename /uma/ to /umaJP/ to keep the history and properly replace every page pointing to /uma/ to point to /umajp/ instead (https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Special:WhatLinksHere//uma/&limit=500) and then make /uma/ as a clean slateThe lazy way would be to keep the /uma/ page for /umajp/ and create a /umaglobal/ for the global thread, akin to how /tg/ (terraria) is /trg/ in the wiki
>>551221370Luckshitters talking down other luckshitters
>>551222912All of this without making a new page for global. Who knows if that team will even exist
>>551221482>>551222912Thanks wikibros, and thanks for the Special: link, didn't know that existed
>>551223149I JUST said I'm going to manage it (once I get verified)
>>551223535Good luck Normya
>>551223535Rooting for you Karth Jr.
>>551223535>mercbitch finding ways to kill /xivg/ somehow and join you
>>551221731I think there's a difference between making a general for a new game (usually with a different genre than its predecessor) and making a new general for the same fucking game.
>>551221731Mention Azur Promilia in /alg/ and the only thing you will get is seething and warnings to not name it again.
>>551223535>Luna picAKWABtis really gave up on /alg/ for some horse pussy
>>551223838The existence of fans outside of Japan infuriates the 10 global umaJP users for whatever reason.
>>551223838Also /uma/ is a new case where the old users of the general are now exiled, so the "new" version of the same game isn't the one getting a new general like say /gbpen/ or /alter/
/alter/ and /fgog/ had pretty different teams, how is /uma/ going set itself apart from /umajp/?
>>551224224they're gonna use reddit and twitter memes and unfunny racist jokes.oh right and reddit ship and reddit tachyon.
>>551224080>splitschizo is a confirmed globalbab that doesnt even play the game>still blames jp
>>551224224I will be balloting for a Taiki Shuttle rep.
>>551224178>/gbpen/I forgot that there are two god forsaken bang dream threads on this board.
>>551224224Tbh /alter/ always felt funnier/more shitposty. I assume /uma/ will be the same (global memes)
>>551224436I hope they use NL as their captain
>>551224224>/alter/ and /fgog/ had pretty different teamsThe first /alter/ team was a carbon copy of the first /fgog/ team sans Redman. Later down the line, they acquired their own culture, like the veteran and making fun of the terrible localization.
>>551224537Asmongold hugging mejiro (silver)
>>551224436Can't wait for Goo Goo Babies and Mambo to score some fucking goals
>>551210924I'm noticing the literal thing between the lines here and joining the dots>sgbong quits /2hug/ for 54032th billion time after vgl24>sangen appears some time after vgl24 to sign up for ntc4>becomes actual manager for /1999/ >sgbong stays gone for vgl25 and doesnt do usual come back again>also mysteriously quits dbc6 that is on at same time as vgl25 without warning>sangen manages in vgl 25 >sgbong unretires for 2983785978th million time again straight after vgl25 is over>sangen 'might not manage /1999/ again for reasons'>/1999/ is all westaboo britshit NOOOOOOOOTICING
watch /uma/ get a star before /umajp/
>>551225023Bong would never win multiple matches.
>>551225023Bong would have to fucking bribe the streamer to win undefeated.
>>551224764>goo goo babiesThis but unironically. Good meme.
>>551225023Bong that isn't aura. You get to get out of my house.
>>551224504reddit memes*
>>551225023have you ever spoke to sgbong before? he isn't smart enough to pretend to be somebody else
>>551225210or just pretend to be female and make streamers and opponents simp
>>551225023>britshitIt's not all brits! There are multiple italians and at least 1 german, austrian, norwegian, romanian, hungarian, and russian.
>>551225680That's some A class acting then.
>>551225580Uhhh the wholesome shonbori NND meme
>>551225719No one asked about your game bro. Pipe dowb
>>551225969>Pipe dowb
>>551225809Shonbori family videos are actually wholesome, yes.
>sangen was sgbong doing a dragonfagWTF is this timeline?!!!!
>>551226068Sorry I'm trying to save someone's life while I shitpost
I look like this irl, can I get a star too?
>>551225969my leige...
>>551226205You already killed Reso by ignoring him while he was having a heart attack. Drop your phone
>>551226228Yuor grace...
>>551225023You're smoking fucking Crack to come up with a theory as outlandish as this. True knowers know the truth.
>>551226206Post feet
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKWE CARRY THE FLAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE GOSPELWE"LL HONOR HIS NAME
We brought in Cipher to identify Reso's body but he got a boner looking at the dead bodies wtf
>>551226602charlie charlie kirkie i just popped a percie
What if the truth really is that fucking simple and everyone keeps overthinkingYeah it's a foid who luckshitted on first attemptWhy do you think it's impossible
>>551226557
>>551226657*brings him back to life*
>>551226724You can't just luckshit an export that can win the whole thing while only conceding a few goals over the entire league.
>>551226986*dies of cringe*
Why do they call it Reverse 1999? cause when you see it you'll Reverse 1999 and walk away!
>>551227225You can if you analyze every game. The only impressive win was against /akg/ and that was probably more on /akg/>>551227304LMAO
>>551227225Has a team ever won while conceding 0 goals on final day before?
>>551227564>Has a team ever won while conceding 0 goals in knockouts before?Yes.
>>551227854Elaborate on that.
>>55122794912
2025 KWABoTYs are still open until 26th December - https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeRomWrGFhPe77Zeyad95m8ha7Q3vHKLOAFzgtb806aCDE5ug/viewform?usp=dialog
>>551227854which team?
>>551228571uhh the winner???
>>551228639okay.
>>551228639hahahahaha *rapes you so hard you prolapse*
>>551227949>>551228571/dbg/ in VGL 12 conceded only 4 times. Twice against /gbfg/ and twice against /aceg/ in the group stage. In the other 5 games they didn't concede at all which includes a clean Round of 16 and Final Day sweep
>>551229004yeah but did you know a year later /akg/ would get the spoon?
>>551229004So with only 3 GA and never more than once per match this means that 1992 sets up a new record?
>VGL12Plumber era, they played with coconuts back then.
>>551112389No, /1992/ got several freebies by being allowed to make changes they shouldn't have. The simping was unbelievable, and at this point even worse than Zoer's.>>551124241Well said.>>551112892>>551121892>>551131301>I'm giving them more soul points for their drawfag alone.It was by all means commissioned. The "manager" has another 4-5 people helping, and the sister of one of those people, who doesn't even play the game, is the one who made the drawings. This is also why you see so much posting about it, it's 5 people replying and glazing each other ad nauseam, and why whenever even just 2 of them can't be around for the match for IRL reasons it seemed like there was nobody cheering or posting for that team. They're also why /1999/ is so shit.t. knower
>>551229521explain this>>551067454
>>551229004why is /dbg/ so shit these days?
>>551229737Manager just needs more time.
>>551229737streak
>>551229737running 3-4-3
>>551229737the match vs /kfg/ was between hilarious and sad. It really might not be their fault.
>>551229521It's okay to say that you just hate women, Anon. You don't need to cope like this.
>>551229737>plumber era /dbg/Dragon ball Z>current era /dbg/GT. Daima.
It's up.https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=4cc&no=900&page=1https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=4cc&no=901&page=1
>>551229518/vitagen/ would 3-0 /1999/ easily. That's the current level of the Uber eats league
>>551229737manager got poached by /akg/
>>551230217>The game was so one-sided that it felt like the teams' positions had been reversed.
>>551229521Need proof for all those claims buddy and simply saying "trust me" isn't proof.>whenever even just 2 of them can't be around for the match for IRL reasons it seemed like there was nobody cheering or posting for that teamExcept /1992/fags have been some of the most identifiable flairs in the chat both during their own matches and outside of it?
i got molested in vglcord ;-;
>>551229716Easy, that was posted after they read >>551004096. Think about it for a moment, why would anyone post that without prompt? Why post the an image that shows the editing program with the layers to prove they made the drawing, on top of a screenshot of an account profile? To what end? They removed the name of the account, the ID, and wrote "erm week 1er actually Q Q" even though anyone plays the game would see that from the date you can see next to the icon (10/28, the game released on global on 10/26). Posting that image would make zero sense to anyone that message is addressed to... unless you're trying to save face and try to prove a claim someone made is wrong.Unfortunately for them, that image is what they think to be a perfectly crafted proof that totally 100% proves they do actually play the game, but which falls apart when anyone who isn't profoundly stupid like them takes a single look at this image.>>551230001You'd have a point if anyone in the "manager" team was a woman. The sister doesn't count since all she did was draw, and those are nice drawings all things considered.
what's after the Uber eats era?
>>551231024denko what are you going to do about this?
>>551229737Freakie is too busy gooning to fat bitches instead of gitting gud
>>551231086The Grok era.
>>551231024I have 0 posts in vglcord
>>551230374what are the odds on Reso going to /uma/ global next?
>>551231086Grok era (every manager is unemployed and living off welfare)
>>551231082I love schizos like you. It makes me feel better about my life. Keep it up.
>>551231267that's already 70% of managers (100% of final day managers)
>Where's the melty over /1999/ they saidTurns out the melty had a delayed response and couldn't be precisely on Sunday lmao
>>551231207High. /akg/ hates him and wants him to retire because of the /1999/ game
>>551231082did she reject you or something, why are you schizoing out about this of all things>(10/28, the game released on global on 10/26)mathletbro...
>>551231572It's just some schizo fact checker and simps. Literally no one else cares.
>anons have been lusting after sgbong this whole timeThis sangen thing is taking twists and turns I would never believe possible
so we're just making shit up now?
>>551231121eat breakfast
>>551231787/4ccg/? Making shit up?
>>5512316510% he is friends with BoB and will probably manage /akg/ until he retires or the team dies.
It’s all Troonneysoup being jealous of the new team.
I heard it was Laventale and Bong
>>551229521>>551231082I believe it and the panicked seething makes it truer in my eyes
>>551231849This but blackzai, aKWABtis and shitpher
>>551231928you remind me of a certain faction of /zzz/iggers who were 100% convinced of jeets raiding their general to the point of it leaking to other boards. pointing out that things just don't make sense was the supposed confirmation of their delusions.
>>551231651>finish 3rd>tell manager he sucks and he should retire why does this happen so often?
I'm starting to understand why /4ccg/ isn't allowed in the VGL.
The only thing that got confirmed is that they have a /1999/cord
>>551231676he means that you can tell it's a week 1 account from the date so there is no reason to write on the profilet. thinker
>>551231721Some fries, motherfucker.
>>551232007>finish 4th>break multiple records for the team>jealous
>sgbong trying to gain some aura
>>551231928I'm partial but I'm begging to lean towards it being maybe possibly true after how suddenly a PR force appeared
>>551232243it's the game's official 'cord, not a general specific one
>>551232182In this one specific case they ended in the 3rd place match after a 4-0 loss and that's something general fans are going to be about. Sure they won by scoring 4 but the loss is what fans will remember.
>>551232347>confirming it right awayKWAB
/1992/'s star is now null and void, the host for next VGL will be the team closest to them in the final rankings for VGL25, which is /lcg/
>>551232654>hosting from qualieskino
>>551232182We threatened to execute our manager in case of defeat and she listened.It's a longtime schizo who blames her for being literally everything wrong with the thread.She mentioned having a stalker and I saw a now deleted post in the general very strongly suggesting it to be true.
I'm starting to think Grok's description of this manager as a lolcow were spot on.
>>551232764qualies weekend being hosted by the spoon would be pretty funny
wrong. incorrect. absolutely and utterly false. wrong. WRONG. you're OBJECTVELY wrong. 100% factually incorrect. you pillock. you NEWFAG. funky dealer is the most iconic /vg/ song in its history. the anthem has changed multiple times. baba yetu is also iconic but it changed that one time. funky dealer lasted for YEARS. it was the one actual constant on the music export. it's the /vg/ song in ved's Platinum Mix for god's sake. when i managed, the thought to change funky dealer never even crossed my mind ONCE. i was extremely resistant to changing it even after i stopped managing. it's tradition. it's PEAK. you're WRONG. do not reply to this message or i will mute you. get the fuck out of my mansion.
Nein, I think the stalker thing was the /4ccg/chad who fucked that one /1999/ cosplayer who ended up being Sangen after he connected the dots.
>>551232654Just give it to /uma/ so they're forced to undisband>>551233105I haven't read your threads but from what I've seen sangen post in the cord I believe the schizo 100% and that drawfag pic is sus for sure>>551233236I got the same feeling
>>551233323>do not reply to this message or i will mute youTry it faggit
Being brown must be depressing.
>>551233105>We threatened to execute our manager in case of defeat and she listened.>WeWe who? your general? if that were true and you're just a regular poster there, how would you know>She mentioned having a stalkerTo whom? and why? and how? You sound exactly like what the schizo is saying and there is a like a whole team managing /1999/
>>551233323Somehow I just knew that this post was a reply to something kara said
>>551233105>she
>>551233576qd >reading her victory "speech", it's recorded
>>551233734Link it
>>551233323what about darude sandstorm?
>>551233323OK boomer
Actually yes, have we gotten any records on the drawfag existing before the divegrass team started? That would be the only thing that would back up the schizo’s claims
>>551234116Why are you mentioning yourself in the third person?
Someone said the draw fag got (((commissioned))) so doesn't count
>>551233782>https://implying.fun/video/vgl25/2025-12-21/1/?t=5:45:48
I have never heard funky dealer while watching /vg/ in my life, what are they talking about. (not turkbellum btw)
>>551234651Zoomerbro btw
>>551233648It's /1999/ culture to call everyone sis.t. /1999/ user
>>551234861Tranny bro BTW
>>551234861>/1999/ was a /pmmm/ colony all alongshockedpikachu.gif
>>551234116I definitely dont remember that /1999/ drawfag showing up in /1999/ until the divegrass started, actual long-term artists are stuff like marcusfriend who keeps doodling the same marcus pose in various outfits/references or animating them too and been in /1999/ for definitely a while
>>551234861I guess all yurifags have something in common, but are the Twilight watchalongs true and are you enjoying it? Because that's one of the things where it may stop being "just" thread culture.
>>551231207>have to bother with more or less making a new team from scratch and doing all the managerial stuff there>or stick with your current team that needs no real input from yourself to continue existing but lets you scratch that itch for tactics/akg/ has two other managers, a secretary (QD), /aesco/ meeting whatever demand the team has, the weight of the council behind them, etc. Why would he give that up for anyone, let alone /uma/ global?
xtshills in shambles
>>551234297I went back a minute to listen to the supposed message and can this faggot actually read the whole message without going on a tangent? ffs glad I went to bed already by then or I would have lost it>and general saboteursWhat saboteurs, explain>"you have a stalker on your neck?"What does that mean and what was the deleted post? I dont mind apologizing if I'm wrong but this also sounds like playing victim for now
>>551235159/1999/ has watchalongs based on the content of a patch. Last patch was WW1 themed so the watchalongs were WW1 movies. This patch is vampire themed so the watchalongs are vampire movies. It's shrimple.
>>551235236>he went to el ochoKekypow
>>551235159definitely do watchalongs, but its random whether they want to watch stuff like easy-lah hong kong films and 1917 or twilight slop because its marginally connected to a vampire patch
>>551235159It's not actually thread culture to call each other sis. That's a group of weirdos that do that and the rest don't follow.>are the Twilight watchalongs true and are you enjoying it?Very few participate in watchalongs, and it's mostly a cytubefags thing, which is also where divegrass team spawn from.>>551235304/1999/ doesn't have watchalongs, the cytubefags do. You don't get even 10 people there ever.
>>551235479>cytubefagsOh it's you. Should've guessed that.
>>551235479Holy shit you really are the resident schizo of /1999/. Of course you would deny thread culture, no one in the thread wants you there or tolerates your presence. Fuck off and stop shitting up /4ccg/ because you have done nothing but make /1999/ look bad since we started participating in divegrass.
>>551235587>>551235597>lashing out because they're getting exposedRight on time.
>>551235479Oh it's this schizo. No wonder.
>>551235731i dont think you understand how it works bro
>>551235731>yo this dude shat his pants>WHY ARE YOU SAYING I SHAT MY PANTS? ARE YOU A JEET?
>there is actually a sangen pr teamkekypow!
>>551229737hi manager of /dbg/ here. You want the meme reason? Im a cooked fraud, chopped onions, a pasty result of a manager.Real Reason: i overthink alot of things pre vgl and by the time real ones come around i have to adjust and fix an export in real time around the overthinking. its why dbg alternates from oh group toppers to bottom tier every six months.
>the cytube watchalong party
Holy shit I don't care about your thread drama, go back to your thread if you're gonna start this shit, you have a whole general to do this, don't drag this into a fucking divegrass thread
>>551235479>You don't get even 10 people there ever.Ok, I'll bite... this should be super easy for this supposed cytube group to prove wrong and if they cant or wont that would mean its true
>>551235236I wonder what site he's referring to
>>551236085Please no... It's been so peaceful today...
>>551236180his trooncord server
>>551236129I mean, this already suggests that they're in /4ccg/ and Sangen seems to be pretty clueless about things.
>>551231928+1
>>551236085Sorry, we're basically powerless to do anything when our resident schizo decides to shit up another general. For the record, this is not about "defending" the manager. We don't care about what the manager does outside of organizing the team and managing. We just need to make it clear that this schizo has a vendetta against /1999/ and is taking advantage of the fact that none of you know anything about our thread.
So technically the comfy - /ag/ - akko of /1992/?
>>551231928+2 I believe it now
boy am i glad /mythread/ has no w*men in it
>>551235172I wonder
>>551236180considering his avatar it's probably the tower
cytubes are pretty common to have for a generalespecially smaller ones
>>551236493He is a gacha tourist. He will abandon her in the next year
>>551236325>we're basically powerless to do anythingYou could prove the schizo wrong for starters>this is not about "defending" the managerSorry but you sure as fuck have made it seem like thats exactly what this is whether you intended or not
>>551236656>prove the schizo wrongNot even a /1992/fag, but you know it doesn't work like that? You can't prove them wrong, they will just continue to stir shit up regardless. Just look at that fucking Vincent nigger from /gfg/ during NTC4, who was their resident schizo.
>>551236656>just prove that god doesn't exist
>>551236325It's just fucking annoying seeing this continue. I was ignoring him at the start since I really dont care, and now that every other post is back and forth with you and him it's just plain shit to look at now.
>>551236842Actually it might've been this year's friendlies and not NTC, I don't remember.
>>551236598he has been simping for a pink dog for 3 years straight
>>551236842This. You ignore schizos instead of "proving them wrong" because by trying to prove them wrong you are giving them a voice and making it seem like you have to address their claims like they are legitimate.
Actually how is it possible that every general on this board has a dedicate schizo(s)?
>>551236842The copyschizo? He's from /gflex/.
>>551236842I disagree and I dont think this schizo is solely stirring shit because after all this fiasco I absolutely believe the drawfag claim because that pic is mega sus>>551236918Posting one screenshot of the cytube on a watchalong day is the same as proving god exists? really?
>>551237053Not beaten enough as children.
>>551237053Autism. Lots of autism and pettiness.
>>551237053You get assigned one as soon as your general gets more than 4 posts per day.
>>551237060Doesn't change the fact that he shits up both threads and now he even has a copycat, which is really fucking funny when you think about it.
>>551237089Do you just randomly screenshot everyday shit you do? Why the fuck would someone do that
>>551237089you can just use the archives and easily find them trying to shill their watchalong with zero replies though
Ok but is this really a schizo if they are right though? They claim there is like a mafia or something and then suddenly out of nowhere like twelves mfs went on damage control
>>551237462/1999/ posters are browsing this thread because they just won a championship, it's only natural that they speak out when someone is making them look bad.
>>551237462Do I care? The less I know about /1999/ the better. I don't care what some trannies are doing on the cytube.
>>551235236Meh, no big deal. People will just fork it and carry on.
>>551237579Ok but are they making the general look bad? because it seems to me its just the manager and their supposed mafia
>twelves
>>551236985That's work-related
>>551237053Confirmation bias, anon. Many don't have one.
we divegrassin'?
>>551238153Divegrass starts in Nintendo 64 hours.
>>551237674>>551237462All I know is that when it was just one guy talking about /1999/ thread shit, I could ignore it. It becomes exponentially more annoying when more of them show up and start arguing with each other and telling us the history of how this other poster's a schizo like I'm supposed to care about their thread drama.
>>551237834I am esl and a bit drunk on eggnog ngl but my point is good I know it
>>551238268i see.
>>551237832Undermining the efforts/results and loud schizos do in fact make generals look bad.I really don't fucking care but there is a reason why it's happening here and not in their own general.If any of this mattered or was true they would've just ousted the manager. There are good methods to do that. And if they can't then the supposed mafia is actually the majority or the schizo is really a schizo.
>>551238515>There are good methods to do that.Name an instance of a manager being ousted though these methods.
No one here even knew what /1999/ was 3 months ago and now we have to discuss its drama
>>551238515>I dont care but look at me defend them like my life depended on it>t. mafiaI guess I am become schizo as well lmao
>>551238630I'm not acknowledging it.
>>551238630There are teams that have played VGL for 10 years and I still don't know what they are.
>>551238701>you absolutely CANNOT just notice how things don't make sense
2huluminati vs /1999/mafia who wins?
>I guess I am become schizoThe kings have entered
>>551238861lurk moar
>>551238861Anon...
[vgl news] bald hitler is into trickcal
>>5512388192hus have soul though, n1999ers are cringe.>>551238861Almost certainly clearly a reference to the phrase "I am become death".
>>551239028Not news.
>>551238749that's /domg/ for me
How bad is the fallout going to be if /lcg/ doesn't get out of qualifiers next league
Christ is risen
>>551238896wife
>>551239336Momazo
reddit hours
Sir, a second /llsifg/ wikifag has hit the league.
>>551239276The gooks will want LimKWAB's head
My input on this conversation: I love Nautika, champion goalkeeper of /1999/, who proved that she deserved her roster spot.
>>551239673If she's so great why does she have so little porn?
>>551239673same, might have only been a 2d model but she did a much better job than timekeeper at defending
>>551239673I liked her too but her name was so reddit cringe.
>>551239673breasts not big enough
>>551239876tbdesu her record is letting in 2 goals vs the other gk's 1 and she rolled better conditions
>>551239589first day?
>>551233105>>551234297Huh... so that's what that vanadiss post was all about
>>551239928truth nuke
>>551239841Where are you supposed to put it?
>>551239841chinese less likely to draw porn because china censorship and she was already the furthest they went so far on nudity/fanservice so not as much incentive to draw her lewdly than other characters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56stdbRSWMI>>551239903/1999/ copies discord codes since they give drops/other materials and 1 of them was NautikaNutty which is funny because Nautika's a schizo in the story and that became her name for the /1999/ team
>>551240574wow so it's not only reddit it's discord too
>>551239589Each day we get closer to wikisoup becoming a reality
>>551240739only 1 anon does it, no one wants to make a discord account just for a code so he goes there, gets the code, and shares it with the thread for their convenience
>>551240739[Discord News] every gacha has an official discord
>>551240574The explanation only made it much worse because that explains why its so unfunny damn
>>551240739nobody uses it though, codes get posted elsewhere and its posted/reused because your not gonna say no to getting free pulls every couple of days
>>551240869Remember when games had official forums? Where you could have a search tool that mostly worked?
>>551240902Share your sense of humor, what would you name a character who suffers from mental breakdowns and schizophrenic delusions?
>u-ummm b-but it's a-a-actually uhmmm/1992/ is more accurate a moniker than i ever could have imagined lel
>>551240984Discord works the same way, it's just now everyone is accessible there at all times unlike forums, and their takes on things as well are automatic.
>>551241125/zzz/bro btw
>>551241093zero sanity
>Ishowspeed in fortniteWell they can use him for two teams, both /zzz/ and /fnaf/ if it returns from the grave.
>>551240902THE JOKE IS THAT IT'S A DOUBLE ENTENDRETHE JOKE IS THAT IT CAN MEAN THE OTHER NUTTYTHE JOKE IS SEXS E X
>>551241093Now getting all defensive? Oof>>551241125They go full KWAB when pressed
>>551241093Why not just Nuttyka?
>>551241173>Discord worksleast intelligent post in the thread award
>>551241475Just asking to get an idea of what you found funny, but I'll back off since you folded like a lawn chair.
>>551240869Mine doesn't, unc gacha that it's not hip with the kids anymore.
>>551241346please I need this my team is kinda pointlessQD I'M WATCHING THE STREAM WHY ARE YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL AS SHIT BRUH
>>551240869Mine has one in Japanese...
>>551241529I don't remember if that was an option on the poll, but I've seen it used a couple times. If she's still on the team next time it'll probably be there.
>>551240984I mourn it on a daily basis. Discord has been the bane of gaming communities and it only gets worse each year.>>551241581A discordfaggot has zero room to criticize anyone's sense of humour.
kwab
>>551241608/fgog/bro...
Do you guys do anything besides being miserable and jaded all the time
"I used forums"
>>551241893There's zero room for criticism when you won't share what you find funny due to fear of said criticism, but ok.
>>551241529The Nutty thing is still being posted in the thread although obviously with a different meaning. It was funny because this code was official. That's it.
>>551242076I'm not that anon, but something I find funny is how aggravated you're getting about someone asking about some name.
>>551241909idgi
>>551242297>I don't think this name is funny>Can you share an alternative?>starts seething uncontrollablyIt was a simple and honest request. Dunno why he freaked out about it.
This thread was truly 1992 Edition
"I used AOL to connect to the internet."
>>551242656Wait how did you get a picture of me
"I was there when /hgg2d/ won their stars"
>>551242064>First you think Dinosaurs are the coolest thing ever>Then you use Dinosaur as an insult>Then you are the Dinosaur
"I started watching managing on VGL [single digit]"
>>551242449That's not what I'm reading:>anon says they like the character but not the name>name is because of discord>that makes sense because to them because they think discord is unfunny>discordfag starts melting>>551242605Now you remember when sangenposting started and some were saying it was sangen. This makes SO much sense if sangen isn't actually a single being.
i had no opinion on /1999/ until this thread, it's now cemented as a shit thread in my books
>>551242656I still use an AOL email in the big '25 desu, even though it's been demoted to my spamcatcher.
God we need /hisan/
>>551238819/1999/mafia doesn't have an ounce of the autism 2hufags do, they don't even register on the spectrum and for all we know /1999/ and sangen might just be another psyop by a prominent member of the 2huminati cabal
>>551243049breedposting about yourself, making shit up, literally making your general look worse and then acting like you absolutely hate it or have no idea what's happening sounds genuinely retarded.it never made sense.
>>551243049The discord thing isn't even accurate because the NautikaNutty code came from the 2nd anniversary livestream, not discord. I probably should have cleared that up earlier if his melty is entirely based on the mention of discord.
male: analanal intercoursebig penisblowjobexhibitionismmales onlymasturbationmusclenakadashix-rayyaoi
>>551243073Same as every thread then>>551243294>be alleged plant of [other team]>win with your team instead of helping the team you're a plant forNever understood this allegation, like imagine if people called Blinky a /sp/ plant but he actually won shit with /a/
>>551243502ok but addfujoshiwatching
Can I get a QRD? I've been fapping and you guys made like 200 posts about /1999/ or something
"I watched /a/ win in Summer 2011"
>>551243604HOLY
>>551243604schizo schizoing out, some n1999ers not being happy about it.
>>551243604bocchi breeding sex
>>551243604/1999/ thread schizo came to throw accusations at /1999/Key point: this argument is not happening in /1999/ because this guy is treated like an exile/outcast/whatever and he's afraid to fight them there
>>551243604I want to fuck bocchi FAT FUCKING TITS AND SQUEEZE HER FAT FUCKING BELLY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551243604/1999/ schizo flocked to /4ccg/ while /1999/ posters kept trying to warn about them+ignore them. Now we have 200+ posts of spaghetti+meltys
Not giving it a (you)
we're still on page 9, you nigger, thread's not dead yet
>>551243502>no josou semeD R O P P E D
>>551243003velociFAGtors out, this is a CHADkylosaurus thread now
>>551243367Why would I hate /ink/? Who's the schizo now? You, obviously.>>551243386>I probably should have cleared that up earlierKek, probably.
>>551243978have a (you)
>>551243978I'm NautikaNutting
The "schizo" is right.
>>551243978GIWTWM
>>551244096>not dead yetit's been spiritually dead for a while
Me and the boys celebrating /fit/'s second star
"I remember using skype for cup stuff"
>>551244205if he was right he would have convinced his own thread first instead of seeking sympathy and attention from a thread that doesn't give a fuck
>>551244370Skype was kino
>unprompted /ink/ mention
>>551243604An alleged schizo descended with some conspiracies about sangen being several people or having a whole squad and the drawfag not being real which then very suspiciously mirrored the response to that post and then others started noticing and they even got more suspiciousI'm still on the fence but watching closely
>>551243604Bocchi's big fat bocchis>>551243978There's a point where it's too big and when someone can use it as a body pillow, you're past that point
>>551243003>mfw I'm a dinosaur now
>>551244428/ink/ gets bullied a lot, but people must remember that /ink/ has friends! https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//cute/
>>551244595What pokemon is this
>>551244205>>551244536I have no clue wtf is going on with /1992/ but based only in this thread I believe this schizo, sangenoids have kwabitching non stop
Somehow /n/ is to blame.
>>551244554shift up are a bunch of nigger faggots, i tell you hwat
>>551244626next TTC when?
>>551244872TTC but the gimmick is liv + ded team pairings.
>>551244872Well then, next year we will have Luigi Circuit and after VGL26, the summer invitationals will be RTTC4 and NTC5. There will be no LN3.
>>551211249Nooticing
>>551244417Not possible when the general is full of tourists that don't care.
>>551245618I'm a /1999/er and I hate both sides desu.
>>551245618>hates everyone in the general>denounces thread culture>hated the divegrass team from inception all the way to the final victory>just a miserable person overallI pray you get better, at the very least find a new hobby or general to make friends with. Although with your personality the latter part will be very difficult, but I believe.
>>551210924>>551211110>>551211168>Manager that spooned and nearly spooned 3 times>Lost to a bad auto and /akg/ 3-0>Being able to have one of the better knockout performances while shutting out /akg/ 4-0I would sooner believe that VGLco rigged it for /1999/ then that.
>>551245762>>551245967No one cares. We are making fun of old (20 something) people now.
My diddy mug is covered in piss
>>551246004he might just be a guy that enjoys watching, he gave /bag/ the export and they also did way better than /gfg/
>>551245618if they don't care then it doesn't matter and you're retarded.
>>551245967>everyone who notices is the same personfully retarded
>>551246180that's literally what's been suggested about le 1999 mafia telling the schizo to stop shitting up the thread
>>551245967You sound exactly like what the schizo was talking about though
>>551246148They got the same export last VGL too and they had similar placements, this time /gfg/ just got walled and /bag/ wasn't even there to manage against /uma/. This simply doesn't make sense and it's an attempt to give some aura to m4
>>551246385you sound raped
>>551243868you have to go back
>>551246385raped post
>someone who said there is an organized collective of posters that engage in damage control whenever the /1999/ manager is even remotely attacked>a hundred quadrillion posts attack this person and anyone who asks questions or point inconsistencies Gee I wonder who's easier to believe
>>551246901ok but riddle me this: who gives a shit faggot
>>551247125I'm shitting right now
>>551246901They weren't here for the rest of the league and earlier or I'm blind and couldn't notice.There was (or is) a schizo constantly attacking the manager.
The KWABotY committee should add an entry for the defence force of the year... still admin tho
>>551235257>I went back a minute to listen to the supposed message and can this faggot actually read the whole message without going on a tangent? ffs glad I went to bed already by then or I would have lost itThey gave it to me piecemeal, brother, I read it as it came to me more or less and while I was talking to the people in the booth, leave me out of this
>>551247160giwtwm (the toilet)
>>551231928>>551232460>>551233398>>551235731>>551237089>>551237462>>551238701>>551244536>>551246901we got it the first time, unc :skull:
>>551247257>How this reads
i played 1999 with the korean dub, it was okgot lucy and never played it again
>>551246901you're just going in circles bro, the schizo is unwelcome in his own thread but you keep redirecting the conversation to be about the manager
new thread doko?
All I'm getting from this is that there is a schizo AND also a bunch of Sangen defense force buttbuddies. And both are shitting up this thread instead of their own.
>>551247257I'm gonna assume the alleged stalker is the same individual who is currently shitting up /4ccg/.
>>551247257my ex texted like that.
>>551247880please keep them
>>551247257Are all vgl speeches like that?
>>551247850No, this is the last ever /4ccg/ it's over
>>551247257It must have been hard watching /akg/ choke a free star to this
>>551247989no, most managers aren't socially inept foids who have been groomed into typing like an attention-seeker
>>551247989my speech would be "fuck the fans fuck the opponents I raped you kek what a raped bitch against me in the final too rapeypow and fuck you too QD"
>>551247234>>551247625That's what I find strange though if this schizo that doesn't seem so schizo with every additional post made by the damage control corps was actually a giga omega super ultra hater like no hater their general has seen before then where was he before? why wasn't he shitting on whatever or whoever you think their target is every single match? Something doesn't add up and sorry to say, but it's not the schizo so far>strange drawfag post: not debunked>sangen defence force: all but proven right>cytuber involved: nobody denied it>schizo unwelcome: nobody else saying itIt's like you're so blinded by being called out y’all don't realize you're just adding to his point Anywhose~ I'm done with your drama, have a merry christmas
>>551247850mmmmmmmmmmnyo
crimson melty about /1999/ in the 'tube
>>551248360nyew
>>551248301Crimson's a pretty funny guy but I fucking hate his cadence so I don't really want to listen to him talk
>>551248205Shrimple... sangen is the schizo! he's done with managing and wants to false flag the whole thing so his own buddies bury him
>>551248562Genius!
>>551248205>>sangen defence force: all but proven rightIt's been stated above that /1999/ does not care about the manager beyond their role in organizing the team. Why do you think no one is talking about this drama in /1999/? They didn't even know the manager's name and asked who the fuck is sangen a day or two ago.>>cytuber involved: nobody denied it/1999/ is not the only general with a cytube. The schizo has had a vendetta against thread watchalongs for months. >>schizo unwelcome: nobody else saying itAgain, it speaks for itself that he's shitting up this thread because he will not find a single sympathetic soul in /1999/. That is the definition of unwelcome.I have no stake in the drawfag thing but most of his points are invalid. I don't know why you're hellbent on defending this schizo but you do you, I guess. I just hope you stay true to your word and don't mention this drama again, because you are like the #2 perpetrator at this point.
>>551248745>he will not find a single sympathetic soul in /1999/Oh, I'm been catching up with this thread and I'm very sympathetic after this shit flinging here today. You are clearly lying.>/1999/ does not care about the manager>don't mention this drama againOdd how you simultaneously pretend you speak for a whole general while making it obvious that you're part of this "defence crew" and telling this poster they're "the #2 perpetrator". You're unfathomably transparent.I don't know what kind of sick vendetta this guy (or gal I guess) has with exposing you, but I believe every single word after today.
>>551249185then go on, call out the manager there.
>>551249185>>551249665Please don't I'm tired of you fags fighting.
>>551249185Alright, lets say you are a /4ccg/ resident and you believe the schizo. What exactly are you gonna do? Waltz into /1999/ and demand they change their thread culture, disband the divegrass team, delete the cytube, and all the other insane things the schizo wants? The fact that you think belief in him holds any meaning tells me all I need to know. Have a good one, or don't, I'm done here.
>>551249690Oh shit, big if true
>>551249690what am I supposed to take from that information?
I'm not reading all this shit, when are we getting a team for chubby/fat bitches that isn't /AG/?
>>551248745>"we just don't care" says a man who can't stop replying
>the tranny is a trannywow shocking news.
>>551249690What's this supposed to prove? You just exposed a random polish dude.
I miss the divegrass nigger manager schizo
>>551249690You know you could just give us a QRD instead of saying "I know you're an Apache Helicopter, poopdickschizo!!", right?
/4ccg/'s ability to immediately start spinning persistent schizo theories to shit on anyone the instant they become noteworthy is truly impressive
>it's afraid
>POOPDICKSCHIZO WE KNOW THAT'S YOU>NUH UH YOU'RE PENISFARTANON, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!>SHUT UP AND STOP FALSEFLAGGING AS MULTIPLE PEOPLE PISSBUTTFAG!THIS CURRENT CONVERSATION IS DRIVING ME INSANE.
I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE
I NEED TO RAPE
>>551249690Very kino of you to wait until the thread was abandoned to drop the biggest schizopost in a thread full of schizoposts.
>>551250898I roll in style.
>>551251174anything in particular that you gain from doing this? what did he do to you
>>551251673Spill some beans, come on.
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>>551251673>until Christmasfucknig retarded, just like that one guy saying he had additional information on Tomzai and never dropped it, fuck off
>>551251816Yassan ROBBED bigly I will kill everyone.
>>551251673You're trying to make this about yourself you double nigger.
>>551247989the lcg and vrg ones seemed pretty normal
>>551251673>>551132784
>>551251673>>551251770>>551251834>>551251935Not me, that post lacks class. A laudable effort though.
>>551252953nigger.
Oh brother, this thread stinks.
I'm a /d/ plant
