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monk will save us
cementer will evoke us

>entire darkmoon faire based on a 30% WR card

what the FUCK did cora mean by this

>>551114691
do you have any idea what they'd have to do to bring monk to hearthstone? do you even know how a monk works in wow?

you should have just let it stay dead

>>551115579
cement status?

>>551114835
They meant to make some fucking money

>>551117118
they should've sold breast milk

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People think DK is the devs darling but it's actually DH. There's always a DH deck that is at or over 60% winrate. Aggro Dh is always a tier 1 deck. And unlike other class cards, DH cards literally NEVER get nerfed. Like in any other class return policy, cliff dive, felbat, red card would've been nerfed but since it's DH it's okay.

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>>551114862
Don’t listen to non believers like this one.
Cora is already on the making. We are really close.
2026 is the year!! Panda time is coming and will be GREAT!!!

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>>551114281

>>551120767
i'm asking because i know how 2/3 monk specs in wow work. DO YOU REALISE MONK WOULD HAVE BOTH TWINSPELL AND COMBO?

>>551118001
It's ok because no one wants to play it anyway

When is miniset

there are no 'high winrate decks' or 'low winrate decks'. winrate is fully dependent on how much money you give to blizzard. they do not let you into legend unless you've given them enough money recently. and even then, they have to pretend they're not doing it so they'll make you lose sometimes, even if you have paid the toll.

>win too many times
>that means enemy jungle gym procs 5 times and all 5 bullets hit the creature that represents me winning next turn
LMAO yeah okay. fucking faggot tranny devs, kys. disgusting and shameless

>>551121251
it's kind of funny that they balanced the new price and pull rate by adding the random goldens as punishment

>>551123218
january

>>551126475
Damn. Probably no balance patch until then either

>>551127646
go do some old adventures anon.

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I love that we have a new dragonslop package that everybody slams in because 20% of the matches you 1-2-3 and just instawin it

>>551129835
dw anon, potion of madness gets rotated in core.

Dragon Warrior has what, 10% winrate going second?
Also what a coincidence that when I was on a winstreak about to reach Legend I've had to go second FIVE FUCKING GAMES IN A ROW and EVERY SINGLE FUCKING OPPONENT had Elise on turn 4 what a totally not rigged game!

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i am so fucking sick to death of this fucking card already

>>551131123
cry about it. best taunt ever made.

>lethal with a card that discovers a minion
>game doesn't end until you finish discovering the minion
uhhh, nice game retards. absolute amateur hour
(jk, the reason it's like this is so they can milk extra playtime out of people who forget to click the button. 100% that's why)

>>551132445
are you on europe and you got lethaled by the badlands rogue dragon or the dk hero by any chance in wild?

>>551131123
should be a 2/3 and the poison shitter should be 1/1. this is a 4 mana 4/8 as it stands lol

>>551133676
no im an american and i lethaled someone with the dragon warrior spell

Wild is such a shit format, I have no idea why people play it

Is there anything you can get on the battle.net store that you cant get in the in-app store on ios?

>>551145990
because it used to be good from 2018-2022 then the whiners got their way and they started doing wild targeted balance changes which both ruined the format and didn't please the whiners who will still insist that wild doesn't get anywhere near enough balance changes. I've multiple times seen popular wild streamers cry about lack of balance changes mere weeks after the most recent wild-specific changes went out.

>>551145990
i like wild. if yhou lose to bullshit it at least is different bullshit half the time vs one of the same three flavors of bullshit you see in standard.

but my mmr is super low i rarely see any of the top decks and play reno slop control dk garbage that loses to almost everything.

>>551152161
I just killed someone turn 3.
Why wouldn't you just play the strong decks, I don't get it...
Also mage has a super advantage over other classes with ice block.

>>551151226
i think the 3 OG skins were bnet store exclusive at some point

>>551153721
what about adventures?

>>551153721
muradin?

>>551153721
so just about everything can be bought in app? What about expansions or seasonal passes?

>>551152512
>Why wouldn't you just play the strong decks, I don't get it...
you find yourself playing equally strong decks soon after.
with reno slop of any flavor you can sometimes snuff out said turn 3 winners too. i beat disco lock quite often with my reno dk slop.

Taunt Druid is so much fun

>>551131123
It's broken but it's acceptable in everything except DH. When I see a DH playing it, I instantly concede unless I'm playing something like Owl Druid that doesn't really care about the board anyway. An archetype that punishes board based deck so much simply shouldn't exist.

>>551132445
If I'm playing against a deck I don't respect (control Warrior or DK, Protoss Mage, DR DH) I keep my opponent hostage in Discover hell until he concedes himself.

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>fat fuck zeddy will die in your lifetime
I'm so fucking happy bros

>>551165267
Why you hatin' on Zeddy?

>>551129835
There's only 1 decent deck (dragon Warrior), 1 mediocre deck (Zarimi Priest) and 1 bad deck (Shreds Warlock) doing that, it's nowhere close to be considered a slop package.

>>551163332
OUT OF MY WOODS
>OUT OF MY WOODS
OUT OF MY WOODS
>OUT OF MY WOODS
OUT OF MY WOODS
>OUT OF MY WOODS
OUT OF MY WOODS

it's intentional psychological torture.
the cards say 'random', the matchmaking system is purportedly 'skill-based', the decks make make sense on paper and should be reasonably successful...but then the algorithm takes over.

>>551151719
if they did zero balancing every game would be turn 1 otk druid/rogue

>>551171632
I doubt that

>>551171908
remember that retarded rogue phoenix from the emerald dream miniset?

>>551171908
with unerfed invervate, unerfed gardgetzan auctionner, unerfed gloop, unerfed twig etc you could easily get max mana and draw your whole deck by turn 2
that's not even getting into multi class bullshit like naga sea witch
you clearly didn't play wild when those were a thing

>>551172716
>>551172897
I played the rogue deck a lot and neither of those were turn 1 kills or uncounterable.

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monk will save us
evoker will cement us

>>551174487
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/images/VO_BAR_918_Female_Forsaken_Attack_01.wav

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>Ready to fire off Deios/Umbra Quest Priest combo, but I could only get two Sols killed earlier before this Lock sheeped the reborns and he's got enough health on the board that I have to get a bit lucky and RNG enough on the face
>Sure enough, I'm one hit short, out of mana and he's got lethal now
>As I'm cursing my luck, HE CONCEDES
>HE DIDN'T WAIT OUT THE SPAM ANIMATION, HE QUIT BEFORE IT FINISHED JUST ASSUMING HE WAS DEAD
>That win got me to Diamond 5

Don't be so casual with that Concede button, folks

>>551173589
druid could absolutely kill you turn 2 or 3 and no you can't counter that

>>551177695
the amount of times I've hovered over concede only to watch retards miss lethal made me rethink life

>>551177902
no coin objection? no suicide before it does?

>>551178107
>just be mage and have those cards
oh right yeah, I forgot

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What a game
I made it happen guys, I actually got to do it

>>551179547
you didn't do shit retard, the algo did

>>551179547
based. that druid deck is gay af

>>551179681
If a Druid Well Of Eternity'd Cliff Dive, yanked out great minions for it and beat you, you'd be here saying the game was rigged for him

>>551180958
isn't that how rng works?

>>551181086
no

>>551181885
of course it is, that's why it's called rigged number generator.

IM UNDEAD
NOT DEAD DEAD

>>551118001
Ok

Now filter it to Legend

>>551191649
no

>>551191649
Why would he filter to a skill level above what the devs are capable of

cement status?

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>warlock plays shadowflame stalker
>gets two double battlecry razidirs

blizzard 35th anniversary next year

hearthstone WILL crossover with warcraft for the first time

>>551204289
more like the thirdish time, maybe fourth.

>>551204289
can't wait for the warcraft themed expansion

>>551205434
we already had alterac

I have literally zero idea how to beat control warrior with any non scam (otk)
I play minions they remove my board and gain 50 hp until they play quest

>>551205593
>wow
>warcraft

>>551206427
steam cleaner, ladder warriors never play around it

location destroy and steam cleaner are 100% valid tech cards right now

>>551206694
that's depressing

>>551206551
what? i thought you meant the franchise. if you meant the rts, it's DEAD. and blozzurd killed it.

>retarded protoss rogue opponent plays 4th elise
>rolls copy on literally all of them somehow

>>551206427
Midrange Shaman is also very good into it (you have a lot of midrange pressure, scaling with Shudder+Wish, finisher with buffed Alakir possibly with Elise copy+Hammer) , I Guess that Disco Hunter can also work if you roll the 1 mana Fireball.

3 weeks bros HOLD ON

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>not playing braindead mode
Good, this shit game is ass.

is playing barcode decks reportable in arena?

never mind, it's all barcodes lmao
small indie company

>>551219228
>>551219659
average arena experience

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I've never been a fan of Godfrey. He was too much of a traitorous cunt.

>>551221968
I don't know man. Sylvanas really doesn't have any redeemable qualities. Godfrey gets the backstab pass.

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Wooo did it again
Brewmaster bounceback on sheep-Raff for the fucking win

>>551224971
based fun haver. me I just get salty af another gay ass streamer highrolled me in top 100

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>trying to get from rank 1 to legend
>highrolling hag shaman
>highrolling hag shaman
>highrolling cliff dive dh
>highrolling hag shaman
who the fuck said this meta is even tolerable much less good

>>551228041
>>trying to get from rank 1 to legend
why, you only get 1 (one) extra pack
just get d5 and fuck around the rest of the month

>>551230218
that's what i was doing, but my fuckery randomly gets me to rank 1 sometimes and you gotta lock in at that point

I wanna see Shaman and Warrior die...

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Someone needs to be fired for this shit.

>>551236421
should have dirty ratted it :P

>>551223271
erm, honkers?

I've never had a dirty rat pull anything except Owlonius. It happens every single time, it's actually hilarious how transparent it is.

>>551248873
should have bought the signature dirty rat bundle

All y'all mothafucks on the ladder think you are seriously getting legend with Protoss Priest get a life.

why in the unholy fuck are there SO many quest warriors
literally who has fun sitting there pressing the armor button for 15 turns and then playing galvadon time warp
what is fun about this

>I sacrificed two cheeseburgers and a pack of fries to summon Cora in attack position and end my turn.
your next move yugiboy

uh, i was told i could get to legend with aviana priest

>>551260636
2 possible answers in my mind
1) people get triggered by how many decks randomly point shit at your face and burn you out, and they resolve to play diaper decks because they develop a fantasy of having so much health and armor that they can't ever be burned out again
2) time waster bots
i think it's a little bit of both

>>551271303
>having so much health and armor that they can't ever be burned out again
this does not exist, even my weird control hunter deck has the means to blow past any armor a warrior can possibly manage, via a 2 card combo

>>551271520
i agree but that doesn't stop people from wanting it to be the case

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Posting my desire to mating press Squeamlish until we get a new Adventure or Heroes Twist Season

>>551260636
Years of influencer psyops convinced reddit and other easily manipulated manfools that playing control is the "noble" way to play the game (check out how many of them humble brag about "mainly playing control"), despite the fact that playing control is actually anti-playing and is generally extremely braindead.

>>551260636
it's relatively easy to play with a simple win condition

most people like playing reactive decks for some reason, pretty sure brode said control priest was the deck of choice for most new players during the early years of hearthstone

>>551260636
control should be extremely weak like 30% wr. everytime its good it is the worst thing for the game. like cycle rogue is an extremely boring deck to face but at least it takes 2 minutes to decide if they won or not. every single time I get baited into trying to beat the warrior the game goes to turn 15 and I lose anyway. its so tiresome. the deck definately has bad matchups but there are a ton of "average" ones that really only have one chance to win. absolute god tier openers that kill the warrior in 3 turns

brawl should rotate to wild.
blizzard hire me

we all bought the new for you skins available on the store that refreshed today, right?

>>551131123
I wonder how quickly the game would get overrun by aggro if this went to 5

Zilliax is such a stupid fucking clock against anyone that wants to win with the bard and the game will improve tenfold once we'll finally get rid of him

>>551304165
Every rotation has us all looking forward to a heap of bullshit going away forever

>>551304165
>>551304473
watch them print some worse bullshit first post-rotation expansion

>>551305571
or bring back the aoe lifesteals

>>551305669
>blood boil in core
I’m gonna bust

Did they fix Druid genning illegal cards yet?

Yes

What if the miniset is entirely Rafaam themed with like fifty minions that are all Rafaam

What if it was Cora themed?

>>551321194
we already had a food expansion

What are you asking to Cora this Christmas anons?

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Now what do I do?

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Got to Legend fairly easily with No Minion DH. It's a fun deck that takes some thinking to pilot, you do have options which I like. Broxigar is a meme which doesn't go off in 99% of games. I did have one lucky game where I got him on turn 5 which won the game, I guess that makes up for just existing otherwise.

>>551323847
I don't understand the hype for Broxigar. I've used him once and he wasn't enough to be the win condition.

Have they rotated the starcraft cards yet?

>>551325665
No, they are Great Dark Beyond cards, they're going early next year