>>551037497>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>international tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1XZ1Nbd5lT436azepJLPfdJuEe-UcHGPwE_9yt2yrYt4/edit?usp=sharing>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AQtAVU9k7L9XknkM8JJYlz2tURkGDvU3N69Rj0wUIHY/>/mjg/ sings Kajitsu singuphttps://files.catbox.moe/ntuidu.mp3
yagooey
>Europeans and Americans aren't going to quality>LATAM in firstDragon Ball Z is my new favorite anime
>>551123975>>551124096>Legs without feetI like this thread
>>551124609Europeans are going to make it, though.
I strongly prefer training on AI in games until I'm decent before playing against others. Is Saki on PSP probably the best bet for this?
>>551124760ngmi
>>551124760Tenhou.net with https://mjai.ekyu.moe/
>>551124624chat is this real
Gut is fuckedCan't drink and sneedMahjong and jolly christmas everynyan
>>551124760Definitely not if you're looking for normal mahjong, Saki games are full of meme powers. If you want strong opposition, you can play against three mortalbots on a tenhou lobby. If you just want anything to practice, you can make a majsoul friendly and add AI players.
>>551124760just play chinks in bronze room, what's wrong with youyou can't get lower than novice 1
>>551125106>Saki games are full of meme powers.You can play with the powers turned off.
>>551124760Yakuza 0 or suchie pai
>>551124896>>551125106ty both, bookmarking 10ho>>551125138I'm not above that but, like, I'm not gonna hop on SF casuals without knowing how to throw a hado first
>>551124760bronze room is easier than AI
Another path of houou in the making
>>551125518most of the chinks in bronze are unironically worse than the AI even though it skips wins
>>551125615another adeptchad theorycel?
>>551125518genuinely don't go to tenhou. just play bronze, nobody there knows what a yaku is
>>551123975
>>551125421suchie pai looks adorable thank you
>>551124624mahjongas!
For oft, when on my seat I sitIn vacant or in pensive mood,Those tiles upon that inward eye do flit,Which is the bliss of solitude;And then my heart with pleasure fills,And dances with the daffodils.Majsoul Friends Room 39919(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39919>>551124760Just play friendlies. Noone's actually trying to win. Unless you use a mocking emote. Then it's serious, no mercy.
I forgot Date was the forehead girl in Saki
>>551126240It kicked me out of my own room. Cmon, man.Majsoul Friends Room 92641(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=92641
>until I'm decent before playing against others>Just play friendlies. Noone's actually trying to win.FOCs are so retarded. this anon actually wants to improve. don't be a bad influence on him
>>551126845You think he's going to learn to play the game better against AI? Be serious.
I try to win and dama and fold in every friendly
>>5511263963/4
the best way to learn is just jumping into ranked and reviewing matches where you lost
>>551127228>>551126396Started
>>551126845>ranked is representative of how mahjong should be playeddigitalkeks everyone
>all last>in 4th>3rd place calls kan >the extra ura makes my tsumo valuable enough to take 3rd place by 500 pointsyou love to see it
>>551128024KINO
>>551126396GGs
>>551126396Back to 2/4.
>>551126396gg
>they don't know I got into dama tenpai 3 times in that friendly
When you draw into tenpai, you're technically in dama for a split second even if you do riichi right after.
>>551130764>They don't know how often I riichi while in furiten
>>551130921real time mahjong when?
>>551126396GGNYA BIGGER CAT LOVER WINS
>>551126396Ultimate spider3/4
>>551131248>>551126396Started
HOLY SHIT
>>551126396
this shit hasn't been giving me snowballs for 2 days, how am i supposed to train
with ma ball
make-a-wish should offer terminally ill children the option to have sex before passing awaythink about it rationally, isn't it kind of unfair and cruel to have them leave this mortal coil without experiencing one of the highest degrees of pleasure that the world has to offer? obviously they should have a virtuous person who would never betray the childrens' feelings in charge of making this wish come true (naturally I would be in this position)just a random shower thought
>>551133449
>>551126396Cheated by God.
>>551133449>make-a-wishIt's a fair option for people who will die, but I don't think make-a-wish has anything to do with it.
>>551133449kek
>>551126396dora tanki, all according to keikaku gg
>>551126396>that last roundJesus, gg
>>551126396ggnya!
>>551133647>>551126396By god and by cat.Good game.
>>551133449this reminds me, do the laws against necrophilia consider the age of the corpse or is that irrelevant?
Mahjong?
>>551135403
>>551135403I don't think it does in my country
If the blood is still warm is it still necrophilia?
>>551135403Officially? No. It's irrelevant. But in truth sex with an underaged corpse usually always adds to the penalty.
can you microwave a body or will the eyes pop?
>>551134914delete this
>>551136084Test this with a pig head
What the fuck is wrong with all of you?
If I kill >>551136209 and have sex with the body is it still considered rape?
>>551135403it would probably add to it as obscenity
>flat wahahaperfect
>>551136209comfy burger hours
>>551136209I won't harm you and just wait until you die of natural causes, but then you're mine.
>>551136574>names
>>551136276he was asking for it so it's really a coinflip on whether the jury knows about jury nullification or not
>spicy mostarda cremonese>brie cheese>crackers>2am>mahjongYep, this is the life.
Got a first try single summon pull for exactly the character that I wanted, that's nice.
>>551137101a femanon in /mjg/?!
>fag post shuts up the necro shitposting immediately
>>550848853Just finished watching Achiga-hen. It never got good.
[post about fucking corpses and/or children]
>>551137535necrophiliac pedophiles are one thing but no one likes a fag
>>551138025Thank you for your service.
>>551137909saki is more like a meme, only akagi is actually good
>akagi>goodliterally fukumotos worst work kek
Evens make the Kringemas Eve speed dating tourney immediately.Odds use the ongoing tourney as an excuse and don't do it.0 is even, no rerolls.
>>551138175part 2 of Kurosawa exists
>>551138054Please, 'tis almost Christmas.Let us be jolly, merry and kind.
>>551138232uhhh
>>551138272gay, even
>>551138232Well?We're waiting.
>>551124760This is not the kind of game where you need to do that. Nobody in lower ranked rooms will even notice your inexperience, they're busy trying to figure out what a yaku is just like you. This is a luck-based game with no skill expectation in the bronze room (or silver for that matter). Playing against bots will not increase your skill any more than moving pieces around a chessboard will make you better at chess. If you actually want to get good, read Riichi Book 1 and do some WWYD puzzles. Getting skilled as a beginner in mahjong is about learning basic theory, not gaining experience. That only becomes important at the intermediate level when you start reading what other players are doing.
>unfair and hopeless forced loss where the only right move is to disconnectMeh, whatever.But it would have been cooler if that wasn't the case.
>>551138272PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET YOUR BOYCUNNY PREGNANT
Bravo burgerkeks
I hate gays
>luckshitter got dealer haneman e1>proceed to deal-in 4 times and busting out
>>551139378sheep would say this
>drink full sugar monster >test tightens and I feel like I'm going to die Oh so that's why people died from the Panera lemonade, it's the added sugar
>>551140124>thinks it's the sugarBaka.
>>551140176I drink three sugar free cans a day and never get jitters like this thoughbeit
ANNOUNCING THE KRINGEMAS EVE SPEED DATING TOURNEY AT LOBBY ID: 304720So that all timezones will have the full 24 hours of Christmas Eve to play, it's going from 12:00 UTC on the 23rd to 12:00 UTC on the 25th. Two hanchan minimum with ranking determined by best two consecutive. Whichever Anon ends up right next to you in the rankings is your Kringemas Eve date!>erm, but the war tourney?It's fine, love can bloom on the battlefield, just like that one time in WW1.>erm, but I'm busy?It's two hanchan.>erm, where's the sheet?Rankings will be visible in the tourney and I will post the finished ranking list in the thread after the tourney ends.>erm, when are the finals?Whenever you work up the courage to send an emote to your new mahjong crush's profile.Again, that lobby ID is 304720. Be there or be kringe.
>>551140472If I win this do I get to keep a harem of my mahjong crushes?
>>551140260It's the extra caffeine in the lemonade killing the kids, not the sugar.You probably forgot about the four pitchers of tea you had earlier today or something.
>>551140539Nah I just haven't eaten anything
>>551140472I would like to thank the Steve Council for this one
>>551140536Only if you're strong enough to hold them all.
>>551140472>>551140472I'm not a cheap whore that will pair with anyone
>>551140472My mahjong crush hasn't joined a tourney in years, what the point
>>551140472my mahjong crush is still pretending to be dead
>>551140472I thought the mahjong crush was just a funny bit
I want to join another tournament but this is gay...
>>551140984I make sure to support my mahjong crush every time I see them playing a game, whether it's in a tourney, friendly or even a ranked game. In fact I've even mapped out a schedule to predict when they go online just so I can watch their games in real time and cheer them on!
>>551140472imagine if I got the same anon for this and the valentines one
>>551140954I'm not pretending
>>551140472>mahjong kringemas eve date played on the war tournament>check where he's from>SEANo.....
I hope famous Steve scores as much as me
What do you call japanese poetry generated by an AI?A Sloppin' Haikufujitakana-11c.png
>>551143852i dont get itfujitakana-6.png
I don't get it
The Odyssey | Official Trailer
>>551143852
>>551143991Nolan ruins another story.
>>551143852Tell him to return back to /jong/ or we'll have a problem
>>551144571Is he even active in /mjg/ right now, let alone /jong/?I assume he perished after posting the goodbye postcard
>>551145464I still shitpost here. I don't go to jong. And I'm playing other games. Once I'm done I'll go back to FOCing
>>551145464Post the goodbye postcard I missed it...
>>551145758You are always welcome here.
>le... purple hag!!!please tell me you retards don't actually use her
Every hag player here is a deplorable human
>>551147678
This is your eternal reminder that team hag won.
>>551147678calling them human is generous
>burgers aren't queuing when it's the perfect time to feed in order to knock euros outEuros are currently in since TO is retarded and can't do math
I'm at work
>>551145758What did the likers do to you?
Please queue I need more games.
>>551138175This guy…! Everyone was having a good time and he goes and starts trolling!
>>551147812Invalidate a certain anon's scores and we'll see who actually won
Our new client...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7112ayEM0E&t=60s
>>551149519bruh i just want to play mahjong not this generic anime games chink shit
>More shitty boring gacha games
>>551149519>Click controls tetrisMy gawd....that's....heinous
>NTR mahjong
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lyYAKaxYvNYwhy r chinkjong tiles so fuarkin huge
>>551150426They only seem big because the people are tiny.
I CHOSE MAELLE'S ENDING
>>551151561>chose the bad ending
>>551149519Please... enough chink gachas....God, please make it stop.....
QUEUE!!!
>>551152358You won't believe who I romanced either
>>551149519My brain is too linear to understand what is happening here
pom
>>551149519uhh did she Ron her own discard?
I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD
>>551153543
>>551153707
>>551153662sheep would NOT say this
>>551148510not enough
porn
>>551153982
