pool of slime edition. jump in!>More Sailing and Interface Changeshttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/more-sailing-and-interface-changes?oldschool=1>Player Designed Island Competitionhttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/player-designed-island-competition?oldschool=1>Christmas Event 2025https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/christmas-event-2025?oldschool=1>I'm new, what should I do?Quests:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guideDiaries:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/Achievement_Diary>Communication & InfoWebsite: https://osrs.game/Wiki: https://osrs.wiki/Twitter: https://twitter.com/OldSchoolRS>2025 /osg/ EHP Competitionhttps://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=28571Previous: >>551028579
i had to pay tob cartel members 500m for 50 kc
no no no dscim is still relevant i promise its so good its still good PLEASE you can't just rush zaxe and arkan NO NO NO NO YOU HAVE TO GET A DSCIM ITS TRADITION ITS TRADITION ITS TRADITION
why are you crashing out about dragon scimitars are you that bored
zaxe and arkan blade are soulless powercreep nuscape trashthey should both degrade and have to be recharged maybe then it would be more reasonable
wish you would stfu
axe and arkan should be turboniche slop weapons like brine sabre and barrelchest anchorliterally nothing that easy to get should be as strong or stronger(!) than one of the most iconic rewards from one of the most iconic quests in the game's history
st0ck actually loved 4clan. The reason he left is because some woman was constantly targeting him and screaming at him on the clans VC because he would get way more attention than her and she couldn't handle it.
nobody cares stfu
about the weapons or about st0ck
i love powercreep i hope we (based helmies) get an alternative to ranger boots that doesn't require grinding medium clues
>>551132012both but specifically stock
i need to steal an artefact but im dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards
>>551132169good morning shortys
chillin @ wealthy citizens to replenish my stock of house keys hbu?
im bursting nechryaels in the catacombs of kourend for a slayer task
im entering the shayzien crypt as per the kourend and kebos hard diary quest helper
>>551132420>>551132520>>551132576when we were a proper threads these pots would include a picture of the toon
>>551132723im teleporting out of shayzien crypt to save the life of my pet and toon
>>551132835you look ridiculous (you make me nervous so i default to insulting you to try to defend my pride)
>>551132723im in full rogues set brother theres nothing to see
i would have posted a picture of the toon but it doesnt really have anything to do with the state of the thread rather a part of my outfit is particularly cheesy and im too embarrassed to be seen wearing it so you will have to wait until ive changed for another task for another time
runeygirl dinner
is there not an eating disorder general you can post that to instead
wait what do you mean eating disorder is there something i should know about myself
>>551133079that looks good i want some
>>551133079fat
boutta finna pog my clog
im dating d3
im goofy
>>551133079i eat like this and weigh this
why does the eel girl love d3ks so much its really sad because d3ks doesnt give a crap about her at all
ahahahah what the fuck are these moon moths dude are you telling me they added INFINITE two dose ppots for helmies and all it takes is 70 hunter? ahahahaha nice fucking ezscape wowslop contentgame is so beyond dead
prayer potions are infinite too
i never used moths i just use the 1000s of ppots i have
helmie is basically a main now
>calm soundtrack in hosidius>Walk south>Country jig>Ocean sound track calm>Dock>Country jigThanks mod ash i hate it
hosidius sounds very ominous if youve ever played a point and click murder mystery game
>>551135693kourend is truly just the most soulless slop they've ever added to the game, even after they went back and "fixed" itvarlamore is somewhat better but kourend/zeah looks like bad pserver custom content
e33 rapes osrs
like freddi fish and the missing kelp
where tf is settled sailing locked 3
is there another varlamore update coming or is it done and abandoned like they abandoned kourend
abandoned to the wolves and to the karamjans
yeah abandoned like kourend and the wilderness and sailing and forestry
chat I made a low effort oc edit
>>551133079you need to eat big to get big, LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
thats literally me rn
im fine in case you were wondering
your supposed to be ace
time to poghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6e2zm8FIGs
both my strawberry plants died and i was already having a bad day
I think you get in trouble for playing video games at work even if you are ace
I fkn hate these discord kids in this thread that type @ each other without clicking reply. Who tf are u guys talking to. The generals for osrs look so populated cuz one guy talks to himself all day. And then the rs3 general is just completely fucking slow and dead. What draws absolute degenerates to this god given game?
i really need to drink more alcohol in my day to day
>>551137207holy frick i can see her panties through her skirt!!!*masutbates furiously*
its mostly an addiction
I used to hang out in irc channels and did not get why some people insisted on tagging you with your namelike usually it was obvious from context who the reply was forI guess because a lot of the users in the channel were drooling spunk squirrels who had no theory of mind and thought every reply was to them no matter how non segwayteur so they would have a melty if the reply did not make sense even though you could literally see a message right about yours that the reply perfectly mapped to but ok enough about that
today at my desk im playing click blue squares and hold spacebar and its valid because my boss is on holiday
which holiday is he on
what was your favorite aim sound effect
christmas holiday
i wish christmas was real
i never used aim i was an msn girly and i miss being able to upload hundreds of custom little emojis for free these days you have to pay for neckbeard nitro if you want custom emojis
im getting tired of bloodveld tasks without a venator bow i might start skipping them is that ok
i wish for a lot of things
i had the custom animated emoji loading bar in my status
>>551138624why dont you just grind out a venny bow
i dont really want to take that detour right now
zulrah and the leviathan had sex once
>>551133079can't name a single thing on this plate AI ass dinner
>>551137207lol
tele to house > tree to farm guild bank is my best freind
>>551137207can i save this
>>551139152chicken thigh brownie and potato
how come varlamore doesnt have achievement diaries
do i look like big daddy jagex
>>551139345its supposed to get one eventually i think
wonder how that girls doing
what girl
me
well how are you doing
definitely not you
im unwell if your talking about me
probably the big daddy jagex girl she made one guest appearance recently if i remember correctly >>548779570 but after further investigation shes just been posting in rsg
how im feeling now
tag yourselves me on the left
what happened there you got knocked on your butt
yeah her nice investigation
never talk to me or my daughter ever again
holy shit you're cute
>>551139989
>>551140216nice squirl i heard those bring really good luck at frot dragons
zeah bloods are genuinely the future
im getting so tired of clues freak my clogcel life
just finished all the novice quests im officially an intermediate quester
i need some good luck
>>551139147one zulrah gave the other zulrah head in port sarim once
hmm only 2 unsired in 400 kc hmm very interesting hmm yes i see
do you think your special
unsired more like stinky worm
im a stinky little worm dip me in your pool and clean me off
personally as for me
which boss would smell the worstother than bloat
>>551141850Verzik
>>551141850zulrah
kephri or scurrius
if someone wants to be my friends and is teaching raid i'll actually start playing again
>>551141519is that legal
the maiden of sugdaniti is actually just a normal woman on her period, haha!#zinger
someone was doing that like 2 hours ago and you didnt start playing again
i think abyssal sire would smell bad but as you walk closer you accidently slip into a moist slimey hole as it releases pheromones and you feel something sliding up your leg then uh guys i gtg
>>551142659okay sorry i'll try to roll again next month
bosses i would fuck:commander zilyanamaiden of suganditnexverzik (if she can become slim again)vespula grub
sire is the abyss lungs
Are hunter rumors worth it after getting the pet and outfit or should I just do herbiboar?
do you have the maximum whistle
>>551141850Me (Lunar Diplomacy)
>>551143021>no menFucking pussy
if you've glogged the activity is now 0 ehc and you should never do it again