Previous: >>551128358>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
I am first.
Sex with umas!
going to try this guts thing bet its selfgaslight
no honse here
>no early threads all day>turns seatard time and the NTR avatarfag rushes a threadtypical
Brian LOVE
Why does my Uma's mood and energy increase when I go on dates with Riko? Are umas cucks by default?
>>551150914sauce
>>551151076You know a general is turning bad when a resident schizo becomes obsessed with the OP
I'm never going to retain class 6
>>551151076obsessed
marriable sunday silence when
>>551151106I swear to Shiraoki sama I am THIS tempted to spark the all-uma banner a second time just for her. Goddamn Narita Brian anime WHEN?!
>>551151076anons hated him for he told the truth
>>551151307It's a package deal
>Try this race bonus thing everyone screams about>Get a wacky statline with 16/20 winsNice gaslight you weirdos
>62% chance that I get a new uma from the god banner>83% if I count ALL alts as new umas even if I already have the base unitFeels good to have never dickpulled except for summer alts
>>551151261Me neither, I don't know where exactly I'm fucking up. My uma rank keeps creeping up but all that happens is facing S-ranks now that my time is solidly A+ ranks. Beyond reaching 500/650/750/900/1050 stamina for sprints/miles/dirts/mediums/longs respectively, what's the proper strat for TT umas?
>>551151549race bonus is shittuber gaslight it's +10 all stats over a career lol
What
How do I build a Suzuka big nig? I just got her today
>>551151549I told you.
>>551151569the strat is passable stats (S speed, average stamina threshold, B or higher wit) and 5+ gold skills that can proc on every racethen just parfait until you get a 600k+ score
>>551151337A-fucking-men, you should definitely do it.
>>551151569>what's the proper strat for TT umas?reposting old shit>Golds score high>Repeating golds like swinging and Prof. score high multiple times>The ace uma gets an extra score bonus so put your highest scorer there.note: iirc ace bonus is for being first>Score increases by a fuckton if you pick the hardest option between the 3 choices you get before each round.>Extra score is gained based on where you place each race with 1st giving a ton and less for each subsequent one.>Each race is randomly picked based on distance so try to meet stamina requirements and not pick skills based on specific tracks.>Long especially can be nasty due to the max length being like 3600mBasically just build aces similar to CMs and put on repeating gold skills and you'll score high.Repeating golds matter more in long races and allegedly, the wit for subsequent activations is higher.Also pick a seasonal runner that you can reliably get (if you have Fine Motion then Fall Runner; if you have a 3 or 9 blue parent with winter runner then you try to pick that) since TT obviously picks a season for all 5 races.For long, aim for a particular race length (so instead of having 1 that survives 3000m and 2 that are good for 3600m you focus on 3000m).According to one of the gaslight documents, medium races are ~77% standard distance.If you're building frontrunners, parents with early lead + groundwork help a lot.Race bonus gets you skill points and skill points get you score.Your goal is to either score way high than you should be able to (cheesing class placement) or to build decent umas according to your available cards and legacies (playing the TT "properly") which gets you more wins and in return RNG reward chests and +2 bond from winning rather than the +1 bond from losing, across 15 umas.
>>551151337supposedly shes in that other manga so its prol not gonna happen sadly. Plus, like emperor, it'll probably be more difficult to be compelling cuz she destroys mfers
>>551151549My deck is so close to 50 race bonus...
RYAN LOVE
Skip Christmas Oguri.
>>551151671Looks like a random cutaway
Are people not running debuffers for their practice runs for the upcoming cm? Its the easiest uma to build, why not
>ryan fag>ntr fag>yuri tranny posterEVERYONE IS HERE
>>551151671F1 X umamusume soon
>>551151462this was adorable as fuck, this isn't in the future game, is it?
>>551151549It only works with guts, bro.
>>551151549Not them but I've always made my deck as much as race bonus as possible since it's a big help for characters with secret events
oh shit a threesome of death
>>551151337on my face
>>551151462Imagine the warm/cool feeling of a sunday silence ghost and manhatten cafe (just finished a coffee) double blowjob
Digitan LOVE
>>551152105You will not survive
>>551151698Must get skills: groundwork, taking the lead, unrestrained, angling & scheming, concentration, left-handedGood to have skills: duty of dignity calls, tail held high, corner velocity skills, leader's pride, fast-paced, green skills to proc groundwork, dodging danger + prudent positioning comboStatline should be something like 1200/800/750+/500/700+, medium S
Which do you prefer Road to the Top or Beginning of a New Era? Just watched both, I think New Era looks better, but I think I prefer Road to the Top, even though I could tell they cut some stuff (Curren Chan saying she's going to do something to save Admire Vega, and then never actually doing anything).
>>551152273cingray. your over animated OVA and movie sucks
>>551152273BNE has better writing.
>>551152223Thank you. High guts? Is that one a hard req? Only have 1lb Riko ssr which means that I need to borrow if I want mlb for more guts/stam but then I cant use another really good card
when are we getting the Christmas deals?
>>551152273Season 2 of Pretty Derby
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNAWhich uma is alien?
>>551151558I'm in a similar position, my stable is pic related
>>551152273Road to the Top is a million times better, watching New Era is like watching Edgerunners, Pokke is literally David
>>551152374After Kitasan.
>>551152223Do we not get any recovery skills?
>>551152404Marvelous Sunday
what could go wrong
https://x.com/gallop_keiba/status/2003309010863419708?s=20Fujita interview>in love with Forever Young>Eri King to Dubai >want to win Arima the most, believes in Shin Emperor chances
>>551152374It's still autumn, bro. Did you not notice the fall runner Rudolf?
>>551152486Ryan has no TE
Gyarus marked me
>>551151867>>551151845appreciate the advice, thanks. My deck is pic related, so if I can't use that to make decent TT umas, even after getting out of kitasan jail, it's toreina problem.
>>551152374hey you can't say that word
>>551150835>12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mHoly fuck. Scorpio is literally next week? I still have no aces.
>>551152524So we are getting the Christmas deals with Oguri Cap x-mas variant?
>>551152365you want stam/guts combo to be 1300. 850stam/450 guts would work too.
>>551152365Well you can also go 900/400, a total of 1300+ stam/guts is what you're aiming for here. Suzuka also has 10% guts growth so If you click guts for unity training once in a while you'll naturally reach those stats>>551152460You can if you wanna play it safe, one gold should be enough to tank 2 murmur (ASE won't hit you)
>>551152374Uhh, don't you mean the end of year celebrations deals?
>>551152681Global doesn't have any "xmas" or "christmas"
>>551151950I'll fuck her
>>551152486I really like the guts idea from anons here, but I'm really conflicted about it because guts is only good if you have stamina in the first place. Your uma won't duel if she will die from the higher speed from duel.
>>551152661
>>551152374EXCUSE ME, ANON I THINK YOU MEAN THE HAUNAKAH DEALSSTOP BEING SO ANTISEMITIC
>>551152573>My deck is pic related, so if I can't use that to make decent TT umas, even after getting out of kitasan jail, it's toreina problem.Legacies also play a part in this, if you have 9 stamina on an Urara whose only white sparks are for dirt G1s then you're at a disadvantage compared to someone that has 9 stamina on some 70 affinity legacy chain and actual white sparks.
>>551152828it's 100 stam inspire should be ok with reeko
>>551152828guts builds will only be viable when mant rolls out
>>551152692>>551152702Oh okay Got it. Tyvm
>>551152828>duel stamina???The only reason dueling 'takes' more health is because it makes you go faster, and it only ends if you're going to gas out.
I've noticed from legend race using my late surger is that they're already way too late accelerating or even if they do they're waaaaaaaaaay behind. I think it's better to stack up on velocity skills mid-race than stacking up on acceleration skills for this CM.
Some steamer faggot really got to hang out with the Gold Ship VA in Hokkaido...
>>551152273I liked RTTT more. I liked Tachy in BNE but didn't really fuck with Pokke and the rest of the cast is barely there.
it's almost christmas, anonswhich uma are you holding hands with while the christmas tree lights up?
>>551153043yes we know shut the fuck up eceleb cunt
>>551152897My native 9* legacies usually give me double circle affinity for every uma I'm training, so that shouldn't be a problem. Haru's a unique case because her affinities and growths are so bad she's practically untrainable, but I just made my first A+ Haru after escaping Kita jail
This one really hurts not getting medium S. I don't see myself surpassing this stat line + skills. 10 fucking pink ofc
>>551152273RTTT
>>551153042lates need good skills to chain from mid to late race
>>551152646with the three days of league selection it starts for real on new year's eve.
>>551152273RTTT because TopRo's tits have a lot of screen time
>>551153042I wonder why that is, that wasn't the case in Virgo or Leo. Odd.
am i gonna get new years boyfaggot soon or do i have to wait another year
>>551152404neo universe
>>551153151My wife of course
>>551153151YOU WILL HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>>551151337Nah bro save your Carats for later. Just do what I'll do and open that fat wallet and lose your F2P virginity to buy her a month later.
https://poal.me/yxos8xhttps://poal.me/yxos8xhttps://poal.me/yxos8x
>>551153351STUPID dog
>>551153151>>551153404DO NOT SAY CHRISTMAS MR JOHN CYGAMES GLOBAL WILL BE MAD
>>551153282Front runners get a lot more "free" acceleration this time around because of unrestrained
>>551152160The sex was erased from my memory... no...
>>551151698to build off what >>551152223 said, recommended deck is Kita/Sweepy/Wit Bourbon/Wit Tachyon/Riko/ Power Falcon for guaranteed Groundworkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHrPhMaLevsisn't a bad guide
Can I get one boywife for christmas?
>>551153212I think not only that but they really need to be on the same position or near the pace chasers before late-race or in final corner else they'll be left behind. This cup feels more of bruteforcing speed and velocity for late surgers and end closers. Pace chasers are the ones that need accel skills this time
>>551153514oh yeah, it procs at a good time, fucking finally. So if my Suzuka manages to get Unrestrained + Angling off, maybe with some Duty Calls afterwards, she might ACTUALLY not job this CM so much as last times.
Hmm...
>>551153538Why not fine over tachyon?
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2003284425811837092?s=20
>>551153691Fine is better, Tachyon is just the best budget option
>>551153404My cute police horsedog that still believes in santa!
>>551153575Sure
>>551153761HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2003284425811837092
>>551153761>>551153849What festive activity are they doing? Hanukkah?
>>551153691Some faggots aren't lucky enough to have her (ahem me, have 0lb). If you got her to 3lb, definitely use her
would you like some Catchup with that hopeless steak?
EH HEM. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT COAT STEGO WEARS?
Would a turn rewind per career be too powerful?
>>551153575Pokke is mine
>>551151337Just wait for the rerun, bro
>>551153945What about lb2 fine?
>>551153282I'm assuming it's because the slope kills mid-race speed on Scorpio as opposed to killing early-race/final spurt speed. Combined with Fronts/Oonige being popular and widening the gap, you need midrace to try and close the gap.
>>551151698groundwork is a waste imo. As runaway, all you really need is taking the lead. Midrace skills are WAY more important. You might ask, well what if theres another suzu? And the answer is, you all probably die so no point in being first.
>>551151337Brian already got her screen time in the BNW OVA
>>551154035I will now YOLO every 30%+ training until the game says no
>>551152273Road to the Top. BNE feels like I was watching a Trigger anime.Road to to the Top is a fine blend of high quality animation while not being exaggerated.
Do I go for triple oshi Late or do I swap one for pace?
>>551153816Nice hat
Does the stam + guts = 1300 take debuffs into account? This should be fine right?
>>551154078use the gametora calculator to compare the various cards and make your own judgments
>>551152071>14/19That wasn't much better bwo..
>>551153042>that they're already way too late accelerating What do you mean by this? Umas behind will always accelerate late because they cross the late-race boundary later than other styles.
>>551152273Haven't watched Pokke's movie but RTTT didn't thrill me. Ayabe's subplot was just kind of handwave fixed and NTR isn't an interesting character.
>>551154219If debuffs actually hit you (which is questionable in on itself) this will probably die especially if she rushed or had a spot struggle. I don't think naties will be that common, personally I'm bringing velocity debuffs.
>>551154120So this explains why my 2nd pace chaser randomly goes from 3rd to 5th~6th despite the other pace chasers not activating skills at all. I've been wondering why was that happening
why are we building full guts again?>>551154219yes, that should be fine
>>551153636an onee-san from the sakuras...
>>551154386Is it because of the downhill wit check?
>>551154073I NEED BOTH OF THEM this is actually perfect! I can maybe MAYBE get lucky and pull one of them, and pity the other. Worth 30k.
>>551154219Pace Chasers needs a gold or two white.t. 900 stam pace chaser died from 2 evil natie lobby here
>>551154360>>551153816cease your cuteboy posting at once
holy fuck why are these getting baked so early, nigga get a job
>>551154430Rape
My job is baking.
>>551154219
>>551154165why are midrace skills more important?
>>551154395To try to win duels. Maybe tank debuffs otherwise just meme shit and can be done with a free2poor deck
>>551154491Those are some fat tits for a boy
>>551154471I'm assuming it's one of those slopes and yes she's a witlet
>>551154496YOU WILL CONSUME MY BAKERY PRODUCTS!
>>551154496Indonesians
im feverish and I need Cafe to accept my boiling hot fever semen
>>551154562so another front doesn't pass you before angling. oonig basically guarantees she will be running at #1 going into the actual midpoint from all the times ive watched. So GW feels super pointless to me on suzu oon
>>551154534better than the last time I asked and everyone was in key high paying positions
>>551154534El panadero pasa
>he likes girls that are boyishjust become gay at that point my guy
>>551154562Both are important.If you get blocked in the early game because you didn't proc gw/ttl you already lost. onigger is only fastest in early race, so you want to get as many mid race velocity skills as possible to continue building/maintaining your lead, because you will be a lot slower at the last spurt.
Baking is a high paying position.
>anon is seething over people liking boysjust become a tranny at that point>>551154584Stop lewding boys!
>>551154703So fucking Pokke makes me gay?
>they do it for free
>>551152486should be fine once i swap a gut card for speed card, probably king heilo
What do anons look for in an uma when choosing their oshis? Other than having big tits.
I'm calling dibs on this boy.
https://jiggie.fun/biggirlshttps://jiggie.fun/biggirls
>>551155029small tits
You're not borrowing Kitasan anymore, are you?
>>551155048thats an old man
>>551155029Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor, just like myself.
Any Erauma gamers here. Why the fuck is the dialogue still in chinknese?
>>551155029Whoever the best tomboy is
>put pump on taiki>get into a front-heavy room>it actually kind of works with pump > red shift > NSM > SFVWell shit
Kawakami...
>>551155220>>551155410Tits are too big for a boy
>>551155029If I can do fun shitposts with them.
>>551155029Whether they would be either nice to me or mean to me.
>>551155029Whatever the funny artists tell me to like by drawing cute comics
When do we get free rolls again like we did in the Rice Riko banner? I'm itching to pull.
Majsoul Friends Room 32643(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=32643
>>551155029if they are cute and funny
Please tell me Cheval in the game is different from the animeI still have nightmares about S3
>>551155673Tomato Crops.
>suddenly chevaposting
God bless autoroll
>>551155536
>fail 1% training twice>bottom option - afflicted with practice poorI bet the odds of that is less than getting Kitasan in a single pull
>>551155673New Years banner has free rolls, I think they're split between uma/support though
>>551155851Sex
>>551155029I only care about cute face with a decent body.
>>551155029maybe a bit of a gay answer, but vibes, sometimes she's just the one
>>551155892based
i think boys are ugly and posting them won't change my mind
>>551156085
Looks like I have to fire up another KP career run
>>551155816I’m away for Christmas. Godspeed umajongers
>>551155029If they are a child, they are good in my books.
>>551156150Why is gollum wearing a blonde wig?
>>551155029gap
>>551155048That old man already claimed (you)(you) are hers and hers alone.
>>551156165wonder what banner that will be, Dober/Vodka or XOguri/Mayano?
No good for Scorpio I assume? Fatty missed 9 medium to hit 1 long spark instead
reminder that these umas are Juche spies
Man, it feels good to get inspired
you can tell when Cygames was still using their granblue team for the artthis is supposed to be ovferfe
>>551155029Despite being a bob man, i love many of the chestically challenged as favs (suzu, mac, cafe, teio) but my fav is a titty monster and the only archetype i never tire of
>>551156798stop jerking off to horses
>>551157000zoo twitter had me going crazy for a while ngl
>>551156381what did he mean by this?
>>551155029They should look cool.
>>551155029Some kind of spark that touches me. I think I'm an eye guy. It's always the eyes that I first notice. I love Stay Gold's because they remind me of North Carolina sunsets in the summers from my youth. I feel like I could lay on her lap under a pine tree and drift away to the sounds of the cicadas and pigeons cooing in the evening. If you've ever played Dark Souls 2, think back to Majula. https://youtu.be/kFo01GRhUvYThis is what heaven is for me. Peace and tranquility as you slowly, slowly, ever so slowly, drift into an ocean of sleep akin to death. Her eyes, her voice, her manner, it's what I'm looking for in life.
>>551156967Why are you looking down at her vagina here
>reee stop pushing all bad things on us sea degenerates>continues to act degeneratenot beating the allegations spe-bro
>>551152273RTTT was boring. Couldn't stand vega. NRT was just a boring spe clone.
>>551157000That's Aoraki (rest in peace)... get your mind out of the gutter anon
>>551157124>not looking at that glorious midriff
>>551157117>Some kind of spark that touches meDisgusting pervert.
>>551157176>get your mind out of the gutter anonI WAS RIGHT THO!? >>551157040https://youtu.be/RqRLDaKexe0?t=22
>>551155136I fucking suck at these. I literally can't get one piece.
>>551157000look I'm not saying I'm a Mr.Hands type but you gotta admit there are some handsome horsies and they can't hide their big feelings either
Fuku-anons are too powerful...
Is it gay to fuck your bro?
>seatards>south american fuckwittseveryone annoying is in here
retarded fucking nigger game made by niggers for stupid niggers fuck you
>>551157509
Stop brotherly wars!
>>551157305If you think about it, real life is just like Umamusume. Whatever sparks your bloodline has, you hope to pass inherit and pass them down. The random chance that usually ends up giving you fuck all seems pretty spot on from the game.
>All of those repliesVery good answers, umadacchis. I can feel your love for umamusume.
>dude boys and homosexuals lmaoSEA hours are the worst
>>551157568kill curren pedos
she's all i want for christmas
>>551156746Me too
>>551157824
>>551155029I consider how well they would do as a mother to my children
>>551157824insert my cock into bamboo's ssd
>You are brown>No you are brown>OP is brown>No OP is not brown>If you like Bro you are brown>No you are brownIt stopped being ironic shitposting, and now it became your reality. Take your meds schizo
>>551157373Easiest thing is often to find some really distinctive pattern like a sharp, unusual-looking line that crosses between pieces or a rare blob of color that only like six pieces have across the whole puzzle (and that clearly goes off the edges of some of them), and then find two pieces where the pattern clearly goes off the edges of both, and try to find a way to snap two of those edges together
>>551157960during brown hours everybody is brown
>>551157960No, I am just Mexican (white)
>>551154395>why are we building full guts again?https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=3FQBOkt4mcduel duration is far longer than the UI notification. It's unreliable because you still need a nearby uma to trigger it but duels decide races.
>>551157960brown hands have typed this
>>551158173>whiteAHAHAHAHAHAHDKASJDAKdragonball sucks
>>551157960
Were ppl spazzin about this in a previous thread?https://youtu.be/0eEleQYtimMI'm so-so on connor, he just shows up in yt recs cuz Abroad
how do these uma families work?i mean in real life they just have the same owners but what about in umaland?are they all related? adopted? fucking mafia/yakuza you "join" da family capeesh?"
>>551158251sooo...gutsmax?
LET ER RIP
What cigarettes does she smoke?
>>551154668I wouldn't say GW is that much of a big waste compare to other fronts getting it. TTL and Runaway already count for the skill and you're 100% taking them every time, just buy Left Handed and it already goes off so you're not really blowing that many skill points buy it.
ALL umas in the game are just variations of brown and black we still don't have a REAL white horse
>>551158403The White Lightning's head looks awfully large there
*contemplates raping you*
>>551158346I want to have sex with brown Doto
>>551158408>cigsgross
bread winner just came home
>>551158403>no Tamamoonly Rudolf can stop you
>>551158251ehh this just looks like typical pace or late speed buff overtaking front.
>>551157960I want to have sex with Kris S
>>551158459We coulda had Sodashi ages ago but Kaneko is a faggot so that's a never ever. There's also a current active white horse Marga (who's also Grass' grandkid) but guess who's her owner too? Yep, fucking Kaneko man
>>551158498I WILL NOT BE RAPED
>>551158458if you can get from spark, sure prol worth. Not worth gimping deck w/ falco tho
>>551158417
>>551158484WE love boys here
>>551158337I always liked Saint Seiya and Zatch Bell more
>>551158498I need the Fuku raping trainer doujins
there should be an epithet for failing 5+ trainingsI failed both a 1% and a 4%, yet this garbage run still got Fast Learner, Medium S, and tons of skill points.Umalator says this is faster than my previous ace run by 2 lengths
>>551158498Trainers should get safety alarms issued to them by tracen that immediately notify tazuna when they are being cornered by a trainee.
I am of the opinion that the Wit Nice Nature kind of sucks.
>>551158750
>>551158631John Cygames needs to marry off someone to get Kaneko’s horse permission
>>551158590ok here's her overtaking everyone with nothing but the power of guts. The dueling notification disappeared but she was dueling the entire remainder of the straight. I've seen runs where umas duel for 20 seconds straight. 20 second velocity boost. Anchors away is dogshit compared to guts.
Is this enough stam+guts on late?
>>551158883
that one eranon guy, how do you evolve skills?
2 fronts and a late can still work? None of my pace chasers can't compete with opposing Taiki
NTR is TRASH and you are MEGABROWN
>>551156967you have amazing taste, Brian (from what I read of her story, don't have her obviously) has a truly awesome drive to excel. Like Suzuka, but fiercer, almost violent. I can't wait until I pull her.
>>551158349I saw somebody mention it, having never even heard of these people before, but it just seemed like random eceleb garbage and the conversation quickly turned into trashtalking of the person behind the avatar girl he carries around so I lost interest without ever even learning what the connection to Umamusume was
why do people have trouble with hopeful stakes again
So guts is the new gaslight
>>551158631>but guess who's her owner too?People theorize that Kaneko gelds the white stallions he owns so that he can have a monopoly on white race horses in japan
>>551159046Yeah also if that Late has Dominator its even better
HASHITTE MOTTO KIRAMETTEAKOGARE NI TAKE OFFU
>>551159062
Oonige is anti-witletYou will never get pace down ever so witGODs greatly benefit from it
>>551159172Honestly, good point
>>551157117b-b-based
>>551158941post the tach, is she late?
>>551159016
Shadai SSFailed Conceptions rate:29.0% Admire Mars (162-47)26.7% Do Deuce (202-54)17.5% Efforia (183-32)15.1% Kitasan Black (198-30)14.9% Siskin (188-28)14.6% Epiphaneia (198-29)14.1% Contrail (185-26)13.0% Kizuna (185-24)8.7% Equinox (206-18)8.3% Nadal (206-17)
>>551159172what?take off?no mayano i will not take off my clothes.
>>551159172One of the greatest characters ever created.
>look I'm mambo club chat for shoe sharing>Pigge trying to flex by sharing his uma trained with a literal full deck of SSRsMamboinker arc begins now...
>>551159267based thirdie pedo
>>551158498*fantasizes about you raping me*
>>551159172No more Mayano runs…No more Mayano runs…No more Mayano runs…
1277 pointsProfessor 270Straight adept 102It's on 263nimble nav 150slick surge 144/ oyl 306outer swell 180medium straights 80+88THH 70All i've got 128Aoharu SPD 130help.....
>>551159257kitasan shooting blanks
>>551158382Right now I'm only comfortable going high guts on Tachy. 20/10 SPD/GUTS means she can reasonably cap speed and get high guts with 2 spd/3 guts/riko. I'll start experimenting with different guts builds for other umas tomorrow. I want to see if it's possible to just win via capped speed, distance S and gutsmaxxing alone. 3/3 split might be OK for umas with poor speed aptitude.>>551159237pace
>>551159332*rapes you*
>>551159086hes a common sponsorship magnet for jap companies to shill to eng since hes a va/streamer. Cy obv sponsored it
>>551159257Kitasan Black more like Kitasan BLANKS
>>551154534Perfect husband candidate
>>551159387THE RAPED (ME)
>>551159016Cute cute
>>551159085Yep, that 'alwys hungry, never satisfied' archetpe. Suzus like a chill version of that and still in my top 3. Im glad to get to metafag her in scorp
>>551159348On who?
>>551159342More Mayano runs. Nothing but Mayano runs. Mayano bond level 10.
>>551154534someone notify the german
There are ONLY Mayano runs.
Stop boy posting you homos
Level with me here, bros. How good is the speed Fuku card? Basically feel like I have to chosse between MLBing that, or getting Valentine Bourbon. Issue is that I won't have Fuku or NTR card for MANT if I go with Bourbon, and that seems really bad for me since I won't have much race bonus.
>>551159348profit's onmedium straights thhaoharu spdstraightaway adeptall I've gotslick surge2 points to spare, basically buy everything except nimble nav
>>551159085>>551159526>Tfw waifu has been suzuka but I had an odd affinity for Brian this whole time and this conversation made it clickThank you psychoanalysisanons I will leave this session feeling that a burden has lifted from my shoulders. Now if only I could pull Brian...
>>551159257>can't keep their jockeys on>can't reproduceThe absolute state of the admire clan
>>551159616
>>551159658It's decent. Gives you a huge starting stats boost during your junior year as a crutch to get through MANT, but the skill is shit and she got powercrept once Grand Live is up.
>high guts autowins spot struggle>prevents other umas from overtaking you in the final stretch>suzuka has the 20/10 split>guts can solve stamina issues on shorter racesim nooticing
Greeting, 'tis I mareman
>>551159616I HATE FALCO
>>551159636Quite possibly the greatest character ever created.
>>551159793many are saying this
>>551159658Prioritize favorite horses over cards always. Game is miserable otherwise
>>551159793t. Curren Chan
>>551159658Getting horses is just for fun. Getting supports makes or breaks you.
>>551159086Probably because out of his kadokawa shill group he's the biggest ironic weeb normalfag
>>551159749
>>551159793nobody cares about your opinion, whorren
>>551159793I would say this
>use the SSR satono for the first time>40 stamina for 10 energysometimes i wonder if the devs ever realize how broken some cards are
fuck TM Opera O (ningen)
>>551159776What will happen to Mareman if Admire Terra knocks him off in the Arima Kinen too
>playing in public>someone saw me tapping w.mayano on my lobby screenW-what are they thinking about me?
>>551159763>shorter races3 guts + 3 wit is key for sprints(((Riko))) is only for longs
>>551159883
>>551159968Laughing at you failing a 2% fail rate training
>>551159373shes got solid skills but ill concede surprising to see that perf with only NSM. I'll keep an open mind
>>551159930>10 energyha.I think it was 20 energy for 40 STA before?did they buff it?
>>551159962Oh shit that's a good angle. AT slipped. Couldn't tell from the live footage
>>551159968they probably judged you for .002 seconds and then forgot and carried on with the rest of their day
>*Repost*Haha what is going to happen to me now? A Uma is going to pop out of no where and r
>>551159968WOW that man is BASED beyond belief
>>551160175
>>551158631Why does Kaneko hate Uma so much?
>>551159962Clearly his fate will be with the mares from now on
>>551160031>>551159883>>551159749>>551159616I'm in love with that german
>>551159968The world is too annoying and retarded for anyone to give a shit what games you play on your phone.
>>551160309Some say it was the moeOthers say it was the yuriThere are even those who say it was the idol stuffBut we'll never know the truth>>551159968>He better use up all of his TP or I'm telling Danchou
>>551160334>unironically loving a germ*n, or even just liking it
>>551159968Bro I play uma musume in full view of my female coworkers. No one gives a shit
Top Road gave me her panties
>>551160498Even less so if you don't act like a fucking sperg
Who is the best wife?
>>551160309He just hate games, me think. Otherwise he wouldn't bother bringing a copyright case against WiPo (that he lost)
>>551160527Sounds warm
>>551159968No one gives a fuck dude. Unless you're still in high school, in which case everyone gives a fuck and will make fun of you for it.
>>551155029Thank you for indulging in my silly survey
>>551160498They are all secretly judging you for not getting plat in certain CMs
>>551157117SteGOD...
>>551160615YAY IM IN THIS FUNNY PICTURE WOW!
>>551159373which cards
>>551160031holy CUTE
>>551160498>One of them is actually danchou and she puts you off the naughty list for now
>>551160615Now that the compilation has been made I have no incentive to answer.
>>551160680Kita Sweep Riko Ura Doto borrowed Fujin
>>551160615I didn't reply to the pic because I was playing the game can you add my post I like loli with big tits
>run some of my most favorite umas in CM>win>run meta/easy to train>loseI only have two plats but I'm sensing a pattern that's forming
>>551160768
>>551160787My favorite? Oguri Cap and Gold Ship btw
iykyk
I hate how boom/bust the banner sequencing is. I had to pass on multiple umas I wanted to save two sparks for Kitasan Black, but I only needed one and there's nothing to use them on until February.
>>551160557 I and the only other male coworker nerd out with anime and 40k, and one of them sees it as cute and gets concerned if we’re not talking (I was cm grinding at that time). It’s funny
>>551160870Trainer looking real fluffy today.
I'm quitting /uma/ club next month if anyone wants to take my spot
YO GUYS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
>>551160781Maybe when the thread dies just in case I miss more responses
>>551160965club name??????????
>>551160498Silently judging you playing games at work.
>>551161017/uma/ club
>>551160940>and 40kBased. Does that include Fantasy, too?>gets concerned if we’re not talkingWeirdo lmao>>551161023While woman love doing that, they also adore absolutely lambasting others for what they like in public, especially if they can easily show some force through HR or some shit.
>>551159373this looks really strong. Maybe less stam though
>>551161017Mambo
me every CM when I have free slot
>>551160971
My gorgeous German wife.
>>551159776Mareman helping his son train for a pony riding race
>>551157560how in the everliving fuck did you manage to get 3 mood downs one after another? I usually get 1-3 per career, gyattdamn
I told Danchou that i wanted to make some aces for the upcoming CM but he is forcing me to do fan runs. What should i do? I don't think this is very fair.
>>551161223Äußerst niedlich und attraktiv!
>>551161294Do a Brian ace run
Good night.
>>551161294club name??????????
>>551159257Gold Ship's is 5.7% (122-7) btw for comparison
>>551161097Gold City bukkake
>>551161294LONDON
>>551161361/uma/ club
>>551158994yeah
>>551159526>tfw we get to do our best to make Suzuka win the Autumn Tenno ShoFUCKING KINO
>>551161325good night umadacchi
>>551158941Isn't the "DUELING!" icon supposed to stay as long as she's dueling?
>ifag filename>9gag cafedon't wake up
>>551160460Yes.
Doberbros, what parents are we running? Ryan+Maru, Ryan+Taiki or Maru+Taiki?
>>551159107it's just a meme. I win it probably 8 out of 10 careers
>>551161543>he isnt filtering ifags
>>551161559dober's ult is garbagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwozgxhM8ok
>>551161597Don't care, she's my wife, now stfu brownoid
>>551159676her banner gets a rerun in June, she shares it with Seiun Sky. If I don't get her to spook me in the all-uma banner I might say fuck it and pull the rerun instead of Valentine Bourbon (inb4 metafag).
Orange
>>551159062what's the difference between a brown and a megabrown
>>551161661Im gonna sniff that horse
>>551161641HOLY FUCKING ZASED
>>551161294>not making giga ace runs with lots of sp while still having optimal statsNgmi
>>551159107It's a meme.Sometimes your uma will just get absolutely shitstomped in Hopeful Stakes and you won't know but you won't care that much eitherUnless it's your last race before the fan goal requiement
>>551161661large oranges
>>551159658it's good for MANT, but only relevant there. I'd say it's much better to save for Tachyon+Light Hello and/or Maruzensky/Finemo in August, they are cards that last a lot longer. But you HAVE to pull for umas, why bother playing otherwise? Get your vBourbon, she'll be with you forever. >t.haven't pulled umas since July and has never pulled an uma banner
>>551161695Maybe it brings good luck
>>551161556>>551161794love spatswant more spatslove spats
>>551161778V.Bourbon quickly get powercrept by Kita Blanco.
>>551159107>trouble with hopeful stakes again>double neck finish
Ill show you a real orange
>>551159930damn. Narita Brian card has 40 stamina for 20 energy, which I thought was a good deal, but Dia wins no contest.
>>551161837Whats she scheming..?
>>551160334Those juicy saggers.
>>551161841The ghost of Gaslight Dancer haunts us
>>551161854
>>551152223how does she activate tailheld high? i dont have enough skill points after getting groundwork, taking the lead, unrestrained, angling & scheming, concentration, left-handed
>>551161794>>551161854smooch
>>551161905Enslave her Japanese toreina, then force him into a plane to bring him home to Düsseldorf.
>>551161495the dueling icon is a lie. look at thishttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=6kbZp0kLMmAt 83 Nice Nature starts dueling and continues dueling for the remainder of the race, 14 seconds. The dueling notification never stays on screen for that long. NN only has 461 guts which is standard. The effect isn't that big. But gained ground dueling that long. When Taky finally starts dueling she takes off like a rocket because she has 980 guts. Nobody notices the power of dueling because everyone is training their umas to be weak at it.
Eishin Flash is too sexy to be a high school student
>>551161989>spoilerThat is a terrible fate
How tf is big nig suzuka so strong? She was so weak in Mile but somehow destroys everyone in Medium??
>>551162012This but Taiki and Maya.
>>551161837>the plan in question
>>551160204Mayabwos we cant stop winning
>>551161661You are running an Orange team for Scorpio right?
>>551162031>How tf is big nig suzuka so strong?non-front strategies are lacking guts to drive each other to close the gap in the final straight.
>>551162018A fate truly worse than death...
Can you cap speed on 10% speed uma with 2spd 3 wit?
>>551162012i agree, she's more of a college student
>>551160926save those carats while you can, because>Dober>Fine Motion>Christmas Oguri>Tamamo Cross>All-Uma Banner will all be here in six weeks. And new SSR speed cards we'll want to MLB arrive in the summer, Maruzensky+Finemo, Light Hello + Tachyon.
>>551162131I could run Fuku, Opera and Mayano. However I trained Fuku the last two CMs. This time it'll be Flash, Falco and undecided uma.
>>551161837>>551161910>>551162080>>551162203my paizuri slave
>>551161097>Weirdo lmaonta but two guys are regularly talking about nerd shit like animango and vidya or ttg and then one day AREN'T, women will think there's been a huge fight/friendship is ruined, when the truth is anon was just busy doing something else.
...Can you guys give me an uma wife?
>>551162370NoGet your own
What's the best SR wit card?
>>551162370beggars get nothing
>>551162370curren won't marry you but she's always available to you and every man in the city
>>551162370I'll be your boywife
>>551162370You’ll just lose her
>>551162521Shut the FUCK up Dumb Falcon.
>>551155029Silence Suzuka. I looked for her. Saw her six years ago in the anime and I was spellbound. In July 2025 I heard that the phone game I had already decided not to play (can't into moon), got a global release, so I downloaded it immediately, yelled with joy when I realized there's a 3* Uma Selector ticket, and used it on Silence Suzuka immediately. I proceeded to run her career nonstop for the next 40 hours, and my sister found me passed out at my desk with Silence Suzuka staring out and quietly saying how much more she wanted to run.
>>551162370Umas don't date men with phimosis dick.
>>551158854like the ones for little girls?
Here are my uma wives. I become their rape victim every night but I love them (thank you again draw anon for these uma warriors)
Curren Chan is pure
>>551162618...Yes.
>>551162608super creek would think it looks cute
>>551162370Okay, Yamanin Zephyr is now your wife. Why? Because she's on the list of Umas that /uma/ never mentions.
>>551162185Pretty easy. MLB Kita, borrow Biko or Bakushin and you can do it pretty reliably.
>>551161841sure, but you can always run an uma just fine. Better umas come along, but favorites stay. I'm particularly fond of Rice Shower, Mcqueen, Teio, and Suzuka, and while only the last one seems like she's still used in meta, I'll be running the other three forever anyway. Kitasan Black is another for me, after S3 of the animango and how much I fucking love her nice new shiny MLB card.
>>551162223I thought the next must pull card is El speed card
imagine the smell!
>>551162701Because she’s boring
>>551162630Its not rape if they murdered all the female humans in your village and took you as spoils
>>551161471So how much stamina does she need as a big nig? I have 700 + a grey heal and she is dying in test rooms to whales, vs F2Ps she's ok
>>551161920>Nice Nature explaining what sex is to Mayano Top Gun
>>551162814a combination of 1300 from stam/guts is what most people are running
>>551162841these things happen
>>551162814This CM you want 1200/900+Gold/900/450/600
>>551162327>women will think there's been a huge fight/friendship is ruinedThe manly urge to just sit around with your bro, each of them doing their own thing. Woman wouldn't understand...
>>551162763Opinions differ, here's the chart so you can make up your own mind. Light Hello (SR Pal card) is going to be very good for whatever scenario it's paired to (MANT I think), and Agnes Tachyon is very good as well.
>>551162778new reaction image
>>551162934Quite possibly the greatest German character ever created.
>>551162935She is surprisingly cute with her trainerI was kinda expecting her story to be more slapstick
I'm a bit tired of making scorpio aces
>>5511628141300 stam+guts. That will even let you survive stinky natures, according to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHrPhMaLevs and Seriru says pretty much the same thing.
>>551162763Those were all uma banners. I'm aware of all of them and All Uma is the next one I plan on pulling.
>>551161294www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHm-8p7thbk
suzulet friends do you put both angling and sfv on your fronts
>>551163036I haven't even finished one grandparent. Medium 3* is a myth
>>551161278it was 4 actually, i just gave up after that
>>551162901isn't showing R34 to hebes frowned upon? Holy shit!
>>551162935Wife
>>551163231Is that Arcueid
>>551161841...as a parent
>>551163096How long till tsundere mare?
>>551161841this is the first ive seen someone shill kita herself, especially since ppl love to say s.maru is dead cuz of her card in 6m. Kita does have a great unique tho prol won't work on every track. I think v.b's kit edges her out however
>Friend I've made online is now posting Stay gold pics randomly when we are yapping about uma musumeAnother one has been converted...
How the fuck do you win Daiwa's secret event? Is Pace or Front better to guarantee wins in career?
Dober just needs a good dicking and I will be the one that gives it to her.
>>5511632735 days and a half.
>>551162954Maruzen is great for fronts from what I have read, and Tachyon is great in the scenario in which she releases. Fuck man, I don’t want to become a whale. Rolling for umas is probably the happiest way to be.
>>5511632735 days and change
>>551162031the answer is somewhat simple - racetracks. Been saying this forever that its the track that determines what skills&positions shine. ENDs were god last track, and now they have little to no chance in hell of winning.
>>551163069It won't survive triple debuffer (I've had this happen in 3 practice rooms) but that's not worth targeting.
>>551163347Can't blame him. One of the best girls in the game.
does anyone who's been doing practice rooms know if Umastan is actually worth getting for Fronts? I suppose it can very maybe activate if there's at least 4 fronts in a lobby but otherwise it doesn't seem like there's enough time at the start for it to proc
>>551163384If I only pull for one uma I can probably mlb Maruzensky and Tachyon. I'll spark the all-uma banner and hopefully get some spooks.
>>551163403Can you elaborate? What about the racetrack makes big nig suzuka good?
Why do globalbabs like Stego so much? you know nothing about her, it is the same with Dantsu Flame, you niggas don't even play jp to know who these umas are
>>551163476You don't even know why umastan is considered good, do you
>>551163373Front, you either get lucky or buy skills early.
>>551163539but nobody liked dantsu
>>551163476I'd be far more invested in getting Groundwork+Taking the Lead. Get Umastan only if there aren't more skills to buy, which can't happen for fronts
>>551163539liking cool designs is illegal now I guess
>>551163539We don't tho
>>551160460She's pre-migrant German so it's okay.
>>551163481I heard Maru is actually very usable at LB1 so I'm probably gonna do a single spark in her first run so I'll have enough to double spark Tachyon, and then I'll MLB her in the rerun (and if I get lucky I can get the last copy for FineMo)
>>551163467Can't wait for artists to dress her up in girly clothes
>>551163539you can like a character just from design and voice people skip the story we already have in global, that's irrelevant
>>551163539Foresight
>>551163532the short answer is that Susie has a late-accel that procs perfectly when it ought, so paired with Angling she's very strong.
Forgive me, Danchou
>>551163539Everyone has already read about her career in Umareader
>>551163562take that back....
>>551163539But I literally play on JP too though?
>>551163373Her unique ability works better with front running, but her potentials are made for pace, so it's kind of a push. Just focus on having good stats is all you can really do.
>>551163602smart. I'm skipping her first banner and waiting until she get the one with Finemo and hopefully can MLB both Maru and Finemo. Don't give a shit about Festa, comparitively, and my SR deck is pretty much all MLB now anyway.
>>551163550I know why it's good for non Fronts, which is why I'm asking for Fronts, where that same reasoning is entirely absent. In theory, after they're finished accelerating, the extra boost from Umastan would be insanely good for Front, especially due to how early in the race it is, that said, it doesn't seem even remotely consistent, if at all
>>551163674NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
>>551163539https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/character/1135/
>>551163532Unrestrained (her biggest win con against strong backliner) is way more consistent here because the late race starts in the middle of the final corner instead of at the end (Virgo)
>>551163539You can't read Japanese?
>>551163596The hell does that even mean? She is a white german pre-turkey? pre ukrain? pre-arabs? what does that have to do with anything?
>>551163539>japs sperging in the comments in that christmas oguri video being posted, how they didnt get it first and its on global accKek
>>551163674Always pains me greatly to skip the better races for the missions
>>551163539It's certainly funny to see that Dantsu Flame posting completely died here after she got released on JP. Really proving they only liked her to be contrarians.
>>551163681>umareaderare you telling me there's a site that has all the stories TL'd? fucking where!?>fucks off to google Umareader immediately
>>551163539We read about her real life horse and doujins
>>551163832It’s not TL’d but it’s easy to MTL and read their entire careers anyway. Also here >>551163754
>>551163832It's been in the OP for weeks...
>>551163792Imagine the meltdown if global gets exclusive content. Wont happen though but one can dream.
>>551163775reading coprenhension isn't your forte nigger, i play in jp i just said that, you don't play in jp, you don't like stego or dantsu
>>551163539Some umas immediately catch your attention as soon as you see their designs.
>>551163910>coprenhension
>>551163910proof?
>>551163539fotm that will soon be forgotten like SiL, Dantsu, and Buena
>>551163539Same reason why JPkeks will latch onto a character that only shows up as a footnote in somebody else's story or as a cardSometimes you just like the vibes, as the kids say.
>>551163883>embarrassingI want to crawl into a hole . . .
>>551163539You may not be aware of this, but Stego is Goldship's RL sire, so history/lore videos about her got posted and widely viewed right after launch.
>>551163539My favorites aren't even playable in JP
>>551163891I mean, can you SERIOUSLY blame them?You can bet your fucking ass that west fucks would be equally mad if we were in jap boots.People love fighting other fanbases and each other, but refuse to go "WE would NEVER do such a thing!" from their mighty thrones.
>>551163792>holiday spirit instead of christmas spiritits over........
>>551163928Im gonna touch fenomeno collar bones>>551163539I must say anonVERY good baitLook at all those (you)sSolid 10/10, didnt even need an image.
>>551164003>>551163832I added that in the OP just for you nonny, go and use it now
>>551163539masterful bait, got so many bites
>>551163373luck. She will randomly job to vodka sometimes even when you doublestat her. Its pretty annoying
>>551163928the ugliest family
No. I won’t spoil myself.Simple as.
>>551164039This basically means you like her more than jp
>pick uma to train for CM>decent stats, not perfect, missing distance S>spend four days trying to get a run as good (not even better)>finally get The Run>make the exact same vet as the first runI just take the sign from the goddesses and move on. I'm not cut out for grinding for highrolls.
Man I am starving. I had no breakfast, what I would do for a piece of cheese...
So normal front runners should not get angling since they're forever cucked by oonigga? SfV + DDC is good?
>>551163539probably cuz shes flat. Some out there get little dog syndrome when it comes to shilling flatties.
>>551164197the horse fucking dies
more likeCHEAP impact
>>551164197Trainer fucking dies
>>551163373Front, luck and buy some skills early if possible to increase your chances
>>551164250Not every lobby has an oonigger in it.
Which uma would say "trans right!" and which uma would say "Get that nigger bitch off the plan!... Nigger!" while earing a burger king crown?
>>551163539There are other ways to interact with the franchise than just playing the game retard
This is a man
>>551163539This anon is Seiun Sky in disguise, what a powerful baitAngling & Scheming
>>551164194it should be criminal having shit taste
I'm did my part danchud Good night
>>551164325What if I'm the one with the onigger?
>>551164349...who is also my wife
>>551164267
>>551164363Then you are a big guy
>>551164349That old man is your wife
>>551164363Then you need it.
>>551164349Sex
God, I wish have a Stego gf
Why did Gold City run in Hanshin Juvenile Fillies while not being a filly?
>>551164442Explain
>>551164349boygame
>>551164349this is his uncle
>>551164363Then get Nimble Navigator or SfV
but why do we love men so much here?
>>551164508It provides a large acceleration boost early in the late game, which helps her reach max speed faster.
>>551164571sexsexsexsex
>(You) cucked Oriental Art Are nips okay with this?
>>551164376>>551164408The design just confuses me, this is supposed to be a girl but dresses like a guy who doesn't even look gay, just a normal dude. Would it be gay if you like someone that looks like a guy but turns out its a girl?
>>551164569wrong thread aykaygee
>>551164569Wrong thread, /akg/ anon. And you could at least have posted a kuranta instead instead of a filthy sarkaz.
Two failed trainings at 20% something. Yeah I think there's definitely something here.17 blue sparks in stamina.
>>551164569Whos that uma?
>>551164598>WeMe and my 3 smart fridges
>>551164569Bropipi please...
>>551164386Cheval is so easy.
>>551164445>Notoriously bad a gift picking>Gets her trainer a fantastic gift during their onsen tripHmm>>551164660Nothing wrong with casual clothes
>>551164569I saw that
>>551164598Truly a mystery.
>>551164361Based Sweepy carrying the club with 20 runs while sleeping
bleh
>>551163539I just like flatties
>>551164651GoodFuck yurifags
>>551164569I would be so embarrassed if I accidentally husbandoposted in /uma/ instead of the other general I frequent so I space both of them out with at least 3 different tabs
>>551164629He's saying if he needs Angling and Scheming on the Regular front Front Runners if he has Runaway Suzuka. >>551164508>>551164583 are correct
>>551153761>>551153849So this seems like a big deal actuallyThis is a promo... for GLOBAL, for us. This isn't recycled. New art and they got the VAs to come in. And it's... the girls... going overseas?Am I schizo or is this actually like a fat hint at something?
>>551164571>no art of dicta striker and stay gold togetherSad times. Have to post this artist's Soccer Boy OC design instead.
>>551163674getting the 150 carats means 15 more fan runs
>>551164881we LOVE yuri here! fuck hetfags
I wonder what will be the dickswordfags or redditfags think if I go around warning that the one who made the autotrainer was from 4chan /vg/. Would that make them stop botting?
>>551164967>EW >it was from 4chan? There’s probably a ton of viruses in the program!>makes an awareness post on twitter>continues to use it anyways
>>551164967Comments like these make me laugh because it'll always come from someone who doesn't program.
>>551164569Duuuh what do you think I would do? I'd suck all of /uma/'s cocks
>>551165047Pretty much this. And if you tell them "It was based on Chinese code" they'd probably praise it for being diverse or some shit.>>551164967What you really need to tell them is that it's made by a RUSSIAN 4channer, that will make them fucking explode.
>>551165072defensless trainer on the beach...
Is there any uma that won't rape you and treat you like a professional trainer?
>>551164904>Next scenario is overseas one with actual new courses to promote THE CYGAMES CHAMP>obey your master that releases on global/JP at the same time but she has powerful red skills so she's not assfuck overpowered on global from the get-goSCREENSHOT THIS
>>551165123>won't rape you >and treat you like a professional trainerPick oneYou cant have both
>>551165123Smart falcon. Literally too idolpilled.
>>551165138Cute sons.
>>551165142>but she has powerful red skills so she's not assfuck overpowered on global from the get-go>XOguri releases with Evolved Skills getting an early drop
>>551165123Spechud
>>551165179me and the 5 other people on this earth who like her ready to roll in 2 months
broswhat the hell has bakushin scheduled for her classic year
>>551165123Air Shakur
>>551165207I dont think you are safe around the idol
>>551165318she's doing it. Running all the 1200ms at once, just like you said
Rudolph kept telling puns to Air groove.
>>551165331The point of that scene is she swallows her emotions, the idol dream won in the end
>>551165318she's running a 12,000m race
>>551165259She wont at tracen atleast.After luring you to hokkaido though...
>>551165138
>>551165385All it takes is one slip upA one time mistake where she lets herself go
>>551165331HOEEEEH ARIGATOU
Love this cute gyaru.
>>551165123Vodka can't rape you even though she wants to because she'll die of blood loss if she triesDoes this count?
>>551163562I like Dantsu
Mambo
Dumb Falcon will die a virgin
>>551165524I volunteer
>>551165513
>20 brown retards fell for the obvious baitYeah it truly is sea hoursBy the way, you do not like Stay Gold, it doesn't matter what you say now, the way you reacted was quite emotional meaning the masterfully crafted bait hit you close to home.Anyway I'm going to bed, brown threads are the worst
Already bored of Unity Cup, bros.When’s MANT
>>551165512No you don't. No one likes a character here unless they constantly spam art of them and force them into every single conversation possible. Those are the rules.
>>551165606goodnight masterbaitor
>>551165606uggo horse
what happened to rolling for who you like
>reddit tachyon
>>551165504You're a qt, jordanfag
>>551165606don't forget your before bed HRT
>>551165670What if I like who is meta?
>>551165524>implying 90% of idols don't go on an immediate cock carousel after graduatingThe moment falco retired she'd be either riding toerina (if they waited that long for cake falcon) or a fan.
>>551165670I'll get Tamtam and Inari next year. Thats about it for 2026
>>551165670Problem is I like most everyone. Missed Rudolph alt and Gold city alt but got Tosen Jordan so I'm happy.
>>551165670Roll for who you like.
>>551165652Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lady and saviour Ryan?
>>551165670you don't like her, you're a flavor of the month chaser faggot
>>551165670If I don't get her in 10 pulls then I don't like her anymore
>>551165782>lady>posts a donkey boy
>>551165670Isn't that what everybody's doing? I doubt anyone looked at Akebono and said>HOLY COW THAT'S ONE META HORSE! I GOTTA SPARK HER
>>551165670already got who I liked most on release day
She's so smart
>>551165670People do exactly that. A LOT of people rolled for Cafe despite her being so-so in game, which kind of disproves this retard going on and on about this dumb topic.
>>551165670god banner.
>>551165910Aussie torena..
>>551165873That means you now have to go one step further; roll for all her close friends and rivals.
>>551165748It's always trainer-san.
>>551165670My favourite umas:Narita TaishinSmart FalconSeiun SkySummer MaruzenskyChristmas OguriValentine Bourbon
>>551165748>falcon graduated from being an idol>8 days later announces her pregnancy and marriage with her traineryeah i can see ither fans would eat that up too knowing how they are in umamusume
good night losers, umasumi!>>551165961nah fuck that noise
>>551165670I still do
>>551165748>cake falconM-my dick...
I would do unspeakable things to Air Groove’s shoes.
>>551165910>3 witHow is it working out?
>>551165986Bwo thought of sneaking taishin in
>>551165748>trainer helps Falcon attain her umadol dreams after several years >she retires >plans to confess to trainer after the retirement announcement >finds trainer at a bar with another umamusume >it’s one of his other trainees>they kiss >falcon’s heart shatters
>>551165670Who I like isn't coming for another 6 months
>>551165670If she makes my dick twitch, I roll
Kitasan? MLB'd. 90k carats? Gone. Next stop? Finemo.
>>551165748She'll always be loyal to toreina
>>551165851She's still one of the best sprinters on JP.
>>551165670My account's very Rudolf coded. 3 tix for her alt and random guaranteed tix for OG
>>551166028So far okay. Just testing with random sparks for dober. Maru has the same growths so i'm using her instead.
>>551166074
>>551165919>cafe>so-soYou know shes a long meta right? But yes shes not a super meta like s.m or xog that can be used on every distance
Why does Japan openly mock and look down on smart falcon while global likes her?Do the Japanese not like idols?
>>551166170they look down on her?first im hearing it.
>>551165670Economically unfeasible for a hopeless romantic like myself
>>551166093Toreina deserves better
>>551166170Japan prefers the REAL umadol.
Thoughts on my uma wife?
>>551166159Bro we LITERALLY just did a long CM, you cant exactly do this gaslight when its still fresh in everyone's headsWe all saw her job to goldship and do arguably worse than Mayano top gun (lmfao) even when people bothered to make her an end, dont bother with this argument and wait for the valentines version in a year
Carrot and orange
>>551166229Shoulda gotten a miko outfit for her
>Curren Whore
>>551165670The rest of the umas I want are coming next year.
>>551165670I like to win too much
why is falcon looking at me like that
>>551166170Her story sucks, for one thing. Both because she's cucking herself with the idol stuff, and also because she had no other characters to bounce off of at the time. All dirt Umas released after her are infinitely superior in almost every way.
>>551166274wtf are you talking about? cafe did amazing. I literally slayed giga whale golshis and taishins with her.
>>551166350Flash gave her the game plan
>>551166350She is in on flashes plan
Eishin flash paizuri with smart falcon sucking on the very tip peaking out of the cleavage.
>>551166274Mmmm nyope
do winning umas change into fresh outfits for winning lives or just stay in their dirty, sweaty, smelly race clothes until the show begins?
>>551160615I have never once been included in a screencap. I'm honored. Thank you Sweep Anon.
>>551166496they have two outfits much like you have several pairs of underwear
What if my favorite is Oguri cap?
Eishin flash explaining das Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz as Smart Falcon short circuits and fucking dies.
>>551166465This but replace Falcon with Jordan
>>551166496Yes they clean themselves up first
>>551166371>S rank Cafe>Whale slayer
>>551166547As in peak?
>>551166413>>551166446
>>551166371>used goldshitdidnt count
>>551166576go ahead and tell me this is a whale deck. that cafes 14.6k
>>551166640THIS COMIC MADE ME SAD
>>551166640I like the graduation more. It has delicious cake Falco
>>551166640Falco...
>>551166719I don't have any other ends fag, and what doesnt count? how does using golshi mean cafes wins dont count?
New tracen rule.Trainers are now assigned to a specific dorm room and are in charge of BOTH trainees that reside within.
>>551166720Okay, you are right. Good job cafwe bro
>>551166465Hot
>>551166170Japanese people are soulless creatures that actually like idols and how cynical it all is (ie. curren) and dislike earnest naive girls (falcon). Global doesn't like aidoru culture and likes an underdog girl that tries her best.
>>551166640I think the funniest part is that Falcon shot herself in the foot by having the trainer be her number one fan, therefore making sure he’ll never cross the line for his idol oshi
It really is kind of amusing how eishin flash is this giga organized mega autist yet will skillfully put all of that aside to let toreina suck on her tits
New Tracen RuleNo more SEAniggers
>>551166802>teio and mayaUooooooooh
>>551166753post it
>>551157761i can hear the WEIIIIII
>>551166894Now now anon let agnes tachyon keep her trainer
>>551166894despite how much /uma/ rightfully hates SEA, ironically doesnt feel like a lot of them actually play, just that they visit to shit up the general.
>>551166904I dun have it saved... Have this wife Falco instead
>>551166802New Tracen rulePunching that midget in the face every time you see her.Oh and grabbing Tazuna's fine ass.
>>551166894dead general
What am I in for? And don't say kino.
>>551166840>Go to germany with Eishin Flash who brings Falco Along>Go out for a bit>Return to your hotel room only to see Flash and Falco dressed like thatIm beginning to see the vision in my minds eye
>>551166802Sounds good
>>551166953.oniK
>>551166953Cap as in peak
>>551166924>>551157761Im glad twitter is obsessed with her
>>551161692>brownsicilian>megabrownindian
Ok, test concluded, i think i can get away with 3 wit cards on Dober. I'd have +60 stam from proper parents. But idk if that'd be enough power on late...
>>551166864It's part of her master plan, duh! She ran the simulations to get the best stimulations from him!
That's a lot of sex in one frame...
>>551166953pretty much the coziest of all time
>>551166640I still don't get this since I don't have Falco. Can I get a spoonfeed?
Now we're entering the final spurt, folks- OH NO! MARUZENSKY'S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT'S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT'S GOING TO- AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN'T CARE!! MARUZENSKY IS RUNNING FAST AND FURTHER TOWARDS THE FINISH LINE!! MARUZENSKYYY!!
>>551166802
>>551159107>neck>neckanon...
>>551157748real life also has shit sparks like diabetes, bad ankles, etc. you should be glad that isnt in the game
>>551167058All that wit and Maru still cant fit in with the youngsters...
>new tracen rule allows for double trainees>my home gets broken into twice a day now
>>551167078I'm not saying that I'd 100% do it, but I may let Eishin carry me away to Germany while I suck on her tits.
>>551167104Can't wait to see Ramonu animated in future seasons.
>>551166940
>>551167131
>>551159373The fact that you are reaching these stats is crazy, I've been playing with 2 speed 3 guts deck and I cant reach those stats, always 600+ staminamaybe around 700+ guts. Sometimes Im not even hitting full 1200 speed
Surely you guys don’t actually want to bang your trainees, right?
Anything above C cups is disgusting and will not age well beyond 30>but they are not 30but you are
>>551167058The track simply isn't suited to lates. Suzuka pushes the pace up too high for them to win.
>>551167129Fan joke about Eishin speedrunning the trainer meets your parents thingFalco really only having a single line about her interest in trainer (during her onsen trip) but cant pursue it till she is done being an idolThey are roomates
Feel like we should cut to the chase and get a Ryan thread
>>551167131Maruzen and her swinging maestros
>>551167198Encourage them to break in together in order to reduce the overall ammount of break ins
>>551167248i would be fine with just groping tbdesu
>>551167328Who
>>551167328And who is this supposed to be?Never seen this uma in my life
>>551167328They'll just let any random uma into the academy now, huh?
>>551167104One of them giving me paizuri while the other lets me suck on her boobs
I'll make the new threadfirst reply gets to decide which uma gets in the OP
>>551167404>This trainer lets his trainees grope himHave some self respect...
>>551167442mayano top gun
>>551167442
>>551167243Fujin provides a speed bonus on guts training. Doto, Ura and Fujin all have 15 training effectiveness. Any of them landing on a speed rainbow cranks it up nicely. I have yet to manage these stats on Daiwa despite her 10/20 aptitudes compared to tachy because the extra 10% speed helps so much. Meanwhile I have a stack of distance A tachy since it's much easier to cap speed and hit high guts on her.
>>551167580>>551167580>>551167580
Lets round this thread up nicely!
Never trust an Uma with Gold in her name...
>>551167612Hoeh
>>551167665
>>551167151It'd be funny as shit if you could inherit a spark like weak legs, heart conditions, bronchitis. Shit that can just utterly gimp your run or straight up end it on a bad end mid race. Same for the other racers too. Imagine running a race and everyone drops dead out of the gate except your Uma.
could this deck work for maya?mlb kitasanlb2 rikolb1 falcobobolb0 finemoborrow bikoOr should I replace finemo with mlb sweep. I tried this and I had trouble capping speed
