Previous: >>550889018【BAD NEWS】 Harada is leaving Bamcohttps://x.com/Harada_TEKKEN/status/1997952347709034747>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0
>>551153192BOXING IS AWESOME
>>551153192CUM AT ME WITH EVERYTHING YOU GOT
Thread theme:https://youtu.be/FknatnXUiBQ?si=aFRNoLM-NOinCuxU
>>551117008What are you talking about? She's still active right now in /fgg/ AND /sfg/ ranting about these Baron and Nubi guys non fucking stop. Her name is Ellie but she used to be Metajini, and she lost so hard to those guys in NitroBlasterz+ and Street Fighter Alpha 3 respectively that that's what turned her into a woman and a piss poor /y/ drawfag with a barely disguised futa fetish.
>>551153192Hello guys, I am so bad at this game and need any and all tips for general improvement. I am stuck in battle ruler with Jin and I am losing so much its driving me fucking crazy. What's your flowchart for grinding the game/improving? What are things that a noob like myself needs to focus on to improve? How do you fight some of these fucking characters and not want to kill yourself put of frustration?
>she>/fgg/>/sfg/ >her>turned her into a woman>/y/the absolute fucking state. jesus christ
peak mental illness
all I want for christmas is you~https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15907543&tags=anna_williams+
>>551156000Watch high level Jin players and copy them
so how is everyone
>>551156000pay attention to what you get hit by or what mistakes get you hit, try your best to adaptif you die to one thing on repeat, watch replay and find an answerpractice throw breaks a few minutes before playing every session, abuse throws against your opponents
>>551153692Kill yourself fgg tranny
Bro what the fuck is wrong with you?
About half the generals I visit have a resident schizo who WILL shit the thread up when he gets triggered by something/owg/ is the same, for example.
>【BAD NEWS】 Harada is leaving Bamcoplease tell me some good news
>>551159069season 2 is almost over
>>551156000Patience helped me get a lot better, I used to panic press a button after blocking like 2 hits and just get CH all over, I started just fully blocking and often just taking the low and trying to adapt, also the replay system is extremely good in this game and you can easily go really fast from post game -> replay -> back to queue they streamlined it really well, I think a big part of Tekken is just knowledge, for instance if something is plus there usually is a "gimmick" to it like its duckable or easily side stepable and recognising these patterns of moves can make you adapt on the fly and build up that crucial knowledge
Is Miary decent for a beginner?Anyone have an easy combo I can use in most situations please?
Capcom Won
Is death by degrees a bad game?
>>551161296I exposed myself
>>551161296I liked it. It's jankier than dmc2
>>551157086im alright haven't posted here in a few days, im surprised this bot guy is still ruining the threadcan't wait for new years and christmas to be over the holidays suckneed to cut back on drinking
hey niggahttps://youtu.be/H5TVBIlyObw?si=Un4uJmblkrC7d_WJ
Played so much VF my fingies got sore.Here's my findings. Allow me to enlighten yall on this weirdass game>when you step an opponent's string, the ability for it to realign is dependent on what YOU do. If you just step, you'll go around the guy just fine and he whiffs the rest. But if you press any button while there's still moves left in the string, he can whip around and clip you. >oki is a fuckYou can't hit downed opponents as much as Tekken. If they tech, it's kinda similar where you just pressure/mix them if you have time, but if not, getup kicks are some real shit in VF.>getup kicks have i-frames and are totally safe.Bro it feels like you're getting mixed when you got the knockdown. You can't just CH them or something. Your only hard counter is timing a meaty to connect on the same active frames as the kick, and that move has to do at least 1 more point of damage than it, because bigger number wins trades in VF apparently. It's either that or back off hoping for a whiff punish.>the ninja nigger can ring out from like half the stage away.Yes.>The Shaolin nigger sabakis everythingYes>Sarah is hotAlso yesStill a better game than T8 tho
T8 is better tho
Season 3 about to mogbomb every game.... trust... the....... plan............
the plan? we wait for vf6
only reason I play Reina is to fap to her
Dear M,We're sorry to let you down again.- /tekgen/
>>551164735>shitty netcode>shitty crossplay>less content than Final Showdown>$8 Dural DLC and you can't even use her for half of the modes>World Stage is a lesser version of Quest Mode from past games
>>551165969We'll be waiting a long ass time. It's still way too early in development and they're not even saying anything. Stranger Than Heaven is farther ahead.
>>551164735In few sentences. How different are tekken and Vf?
I like fighting riris with my arisa.Riris hate 13f homing move and crouch homing move lots. Riris always addicted to sidestep.
remember when tmm said he was going to get GoD2
remember when harada said old characters won't be paid dlc?
>>551176080when Harada many moons ago said that I don't want to charge people for characters and he gave us all those free characters in tag 2, I believe he meant that. I believe that Harada is a man of the people. It's just unfortunately when you're the captain of a ship, people are going to aim their guns at you figuratively speaking. So that's why people have been sending backlash his way because they they associate Tekken with him. But I believe Harada is a man of the people. I think if it was up to Harada, Herado would give us free characters. I think he would give us free costumes. But Tekken is just too big of a franchise for that to happen. It's not up to Herado.
After careful consideration and much comparison of both Asuka and Miary Zo's chest sizes we can confirm that both girls have massive honking tits.The key differences are not so much in size but in shape. Miary Zo's breasts are perkier, sitting higher on her chest and closer together as though receiving better support, meanwhile Asuka's breasts are heavy, slack and carry a wide mass, creating a more natural tear drop shape that threaten to spill out of their cups any second.While it is difficult to definitively say who between the two have the larger breasts, what is clear is that both girls do have the largest breasts of the entire roster by a hefty margin.
Are you part of the loyal 6k Tekgen?
>>551176080And he didn't until bamco forced it after TTT2 under performed, pretty much what >>551176810said, if it was fully up to harada he would have stuck to that but people are ignorant (willfully or just don't know any better) that he doesn't own the franchise even if he has become the face of it, bamco does own it and there is a lot of internal corporate politics at play, he can't just do whatever he wants, execs will simply pull the plug, so harada has been delicately weighing his options for years between what shuts up the suits and what would make fans happy and you can't always please everyone.Harada has been one of the most outspoken of all the fighting game heads and that often times has landed a big target on his back and the ire of many who simply want to mindlessly vent their emotions, yet he took it all these years and didn't stop.In this household Harada is a Hero, a flawed one but a Hero nonetheless, without him we would have been faded out like soul calibur and he was the driving force of all the Tekkens that you did like and enjoyed and you can't erase that, ever.
>>551177649doing_my_part.wavedash
>>551177649Of course, loyal 6k represent
>kekken
>>551177649you bet
law 43 is absolutely unduckable on reaction
>>551179662lol
bit insane that Hwoarang has a -12 low that counterhits for 120 dmg in heat innit
bit insane how people still engage with the game
mishimas are by far the worst part about this game, i unironically would rather play against any top tier (except Anna) over Kazuya any day of the week, and I hate Kaz for the same reason I hate Anna, the game just devolves into stand or crouch call it
reminder that your opinion doesn't mean much if you do not present your post with proof of your rank, hours played, gender, age and certified IQ
>>551180309Yeah fuck Mishimas, that's why I'm happy when I match up with real Tekken characters, like Clive.
>two things can't be bad at the same timesign of adhd
>impulsively buy 500k ferrari>impulsively push it to the max inside a tunneladhd literally kills, lil bro should have played forza horizon instead
Been playing around the roster lately and I think I'll be picking up hwo to get to Emperor next.Tips?
>>551181839here's one
>>551180309As a SF player it is weird to me how Kazuya is the "face" of Tekken considering he doesn't play standard whatsoever and is just a mixup demon. It'd be like if the face of SF was idk, SF4 Seth or some shit. I'd expect it to be a well rounded character with all the generic tools, somebody sort of like Shaheen (except popular)
>>551181967Kazuya has all the essential tools in regards to the legacy of what Tekken is. A punishment monster who can mix you up as long as he is properly spacing himself, and his electric is consistently one of if not THE best move in the games. The real difference between Street Fighter and other games is that the face of Street Fighter is intended safe for beginners, in games like Tekken, Virtua Fighter and Soul Calibur this was never particularly true which ironically allows easier characters to become "fan faces" while not being "official faces" of the game like Law and Paul.
miary is the face of tekken now
if Kaz db4 was steppable to the left, hellsweep didn't wallsplat and parricide and ff2 didn't exist he'd be the character his mains pretend he is
Miary has a terrible whiny voice actor. She won't be in Tekken 9 (if there even is one) just like Josie,Chloe and Katarina before her.
>>551183603Correct. Someone get's it. Kazuya has never been so easy to play as he is now. He is busted in heat too.
you're assuming josie, chloe and katarina won't be in tekken 8.. by how things are going, we can expect all of these characters to come back since the game is now a cesspool.they'll keep the interesting characters for t9 as an incentive to buy it
what interesting characters are left that aren't in the game already
>>551181967Kazuya's one of the main villain characters of the series and villains usually fall into the high execution specialist category or shameless tier whore category.
>>551183895Miguel
>>551183201I don't really agree, Kaz can't be played in a low risk, fundamental manner because he's a character with shit pokes and overtuned big buttons to make up for it. Every time Kaz does something he's taking a huge risk and somebody is going to end up on the ground. Imo "face" characters should embody the well rounded, poking based aspect of the game they're in, basically jack of all trades. Kazuya is unique and plays his own thing, that's why it's weird that he is the face for me.
>>551184157Power scaling wise he is more Akuma than he is Ryu or Ken. Even in the SFxT intro FMV Capcom had Kazuya taking on both their shoto mascots on at the same time.
>>551184305>Imo "face" characters should embody the well rounded, poking based aspect of the game they're inWell, they aren't. Tekken has been successful in pushing the Mishima clan as the face and main narrative of the series for 30 years.
>>551184305Jin is closer to what you're talking about, for the most part he's been the protagonist and good guy of the series and he embodies the well rounded archetype.
>>551184632Jin is not a good guy, i don't care what his "intentions" were. At least Heihachi and Kazuya own their control freak bullshit.
>>551184632>>551184506Yeah I don't mean this as a bad thing just a quirk of the playerbase. Id expect the well rounded good guy to be the more popular one but it's Kaz instead.
i don't know if i find kaz cringe because of Kaz or because of how cringe his playerbase consisting of pure ethnic germans called Rakim and Mehmet is
>>551179265I fucking hate how the third high in the string will still launch you for being too late on the duck and punish, plus if you keep blocking he suddenly has a free i13 mixup tool on block. And junkyard has a mid too now.
>>551184960Back in the T7 days Kazuya was at least the second most played character in the game after Paul Phoenix.
>>551185292>duck 43>go for ws4 because law has no whiff frames>dss2 Ch launches me anywayAsuka Law and Hwoarang need 6 frames of recovery added to every single button
i haven't ducked Nina d343 once in my life
>>551170874Very, but also doesn't feel completely alien. Block is a button, stepping works completely differently, there's a triangle system, the controls scheme is DOA, and there's ring-outs. On the other hand, there's no stun/hold system like in DOA, so more akin to Tekken it's about the actual frame data of your moves. There's also plenty of characters that feel like familiar functions to Tekken ones (Sarah->Hwo, Brad->Steve+Bryan, Jacky->Law), and some moves and strings have a tekken-like chonkiness to them.
>block is a buttonDropped
zampella could have saved tekken, just saying
>>551187035In 5, you can also block sideways or make your opponent block sideways, which changes advantage/disadvantage.
i knew tekken was dead the moment eric left
tekken will be fine as long as shimbori is with us
tekken? i hardly knew her
why did jannies clip the "hey guys" poster
murray wrote nothing about zampella
If you do anything but stand completely still after beating me I assume you're trying to piss me off and i will not rematch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVDofBFtvwA
there is a woman waiting for me on this earth
>>551196593Yes, move your ass and go for her tiger!
don't you dare to touch my tiger
naked lili on my mind
This myth that Heihachi isn't one of the best characters in the game is so fucking funny
alisa is the most braindead character in the whole game where can I find videos of her being violently raped
>Fahk punches you in the gut then does a risking knee strike that hits LOWER THAN THE PREVIOUS ATTACK>mid-high string lolholy fucking shit i'm so fucking sick of deceptive heat engagers whether something is a mid or a high is completely arbitrary for like a third of attacks in the game
dead. >shit.franchise
i reached the point where i felt physical disgust after one set in tekken 8i'm done thanks
1 month no poop
>guy one and dones>match him again>beat his ass>end with RA>he dcssometimes this game is enjoyable
>>551177649I am(and I love it)
>>551204852>Leeok but the win didn't count sorry
Soon two years anniversary and the game is still the most popular non-Japan fighting game even on PC. On consoles it's even more in Tekken's favor. All other fighting games are either dead or slimeslop.
>>551205064>rich guys can literally only die when they drive their expensive cars around like toysCan't feel sympathy for this one, boys. Itagaki I felt bad for because he suffered so much in the end. This guy literally went out like a stereotypical rich guy from a music video.
praying that I can deny reality like this man in my next life
i keep forgetting harada isn't dead just fired
to a japanese man that's the same as being dead
I fucked a shemale at the piggly wiggly
Dead threadDead gameDead franchise
This is basically Tekken 5 vs Tekken 8
i'm dead
we know, vince
i got lou gehrigs disease
>>551204946
>>551210724it starts with adhd
dollar store momiji
Question - if i want to buy the newest costume from the tekken shop how much is that?
she was a herpes carrying man and i still went for it
Answer: I do enjoy men
everything sucks.
if you played gt7 you wouldn't say that
>>551211741Hello! I axed you a guvestion
just buy the largest tekken coin bundle and don't worry about the price of costumes gozaimasu
oh my days nigga really said tekken coinTEKKEN COIN
I just want to know how expensive they are
>MetroidvaniaWhat was Harada doing there?https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/692850/view/520846555544028419
harada doing sidequests
im a immigrant in germany and i play kazuya
>>551214013bringing down another ip
6k retards
6k kings (+ 600k more kings on consoles)
that 600k cope is shinblade tier shilling (lying)
I told him I'd love him and carry his disease with him, he said he would never leave my side. Not even a month after that he disappeared.
>>551213841They usually cost a little more than biological females since they're in scarce supply, especially the passing ones, also depends on what you want to do with them
>biological femalesbarfed a little bit while reading that
>>551215527that is so funny im literally loling irl (in real life) you fucking homo
Anyone else feel netcode got more jittery after the latest patch?
can't tell a difference on my handheld (2.4ghz wireless), it has always been bad so
>actually playing mashen 8lmao
Don't lie to us, T8 doesn't even stream on the bitrate Portal handheld.
I regret my amazon purchase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiM0ZeYHK0EChinkware bro show us how MS flight simulator runs and looks on your device!
>>551216709>paying $80 for Microjeet's sloppy secondsAlready played this game two years ago for $5 on Goy Pass.
I don't know what tekken is, sounds like some gay shit tbqh
Sorry I couldn't see any screenshot of performance and graphics, could you try again? Thanks!
I lost my pants in public and showed it all
should i get tested for autism?i dont think it'd get me any gibs
>>551216709Ok now show Tekken 8.
>>551216951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeSH-44m6ngCan you show your bitrate Portal run T8 now?
>>551217162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrCSFa-9NPU
>>551217259>no performance overlayyawn, 28fps at low for 45 mins battery vs 6 hours streamed 60fps at 15k bitrate (from console) or 55k (from pc) is a much better experience.
boxing is awesome
>>551217546just say that you lost
>>551217314>no online play shown because of the two billion ms input delay
>>551217864no online cause the guy can't even beat the training AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KNDHgTYV0M&pp=ygUUbGVnaW9uIGdvIDIgdGVra2VuIDg%3D
Gonna bring my chinkheld to work tomorrow.
>>551218727Game runs alright on PC handhelds. Honestly it's just better to lower graphics since it makes the game stutter less in general. 800p is fine for handheld display. It's better than resorting to shitty smear upscalers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwYVmX-PsU
>>551218727>wireless>all-over frame times>slow loadingthis is the cause of online lagging and slow loadings.who would pay this much to play like this even? it must be people who have no access to an actual pc, i can't see any other reason
>>551217024You won't get gibs or drugs, there's no point
>>551219163The game has shitty frame times no matter what since it's UE5 slop. I play T8 at work on my handheld. Works fine for quick and lobby matches.
>>551219353>I play T8 at work on my handheldSounds like a bad idea lol
>>551219353glad I'm not playing that thing anymore, you guys can have fun loading 3 mins into laggy crap.let me guess, you also use your 3G data hotspot on the phone or something? LMAOOO
>doesn't play T8>still beta hovers the general like a bitch because /sfg/ hates slimeslop more than we doJUST
dance
me expuse
>not a tekken 8 generalI'm here for Tekken 3,4,5,6 and Tekken 9
>>551219925Meet me in 5DR or 6 on RCSP3.
>>551220028Take me out to dinner first
>>551220182I already took your mother yesterday.
This is /3dfg/ and we are simply waiting for the superior game to save us muchachos
>>551156274And she has a Pixiv, too, where she uploads her poorly drawn and poorly disguised lesbian futa slop. Zero shame. https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/5375224>>551157671Ellie...
>>551220831bro, its a man. you can stop larping.
I want to bring home a tranny just to see my mother's reaction. That dumb fuck trump supporting retard chud.
I know im an asuka player because my reaction to eating a hit is to immediately parry or cancan instead of blocking or trying to learn my opponents pattern
>>551221384I'm just being respectful of her new identity, anon. It's not every day you meet someone who gets dysphoria from losing matches in two fighting games.
im ngl i'd fuck an 18 year old tranny
you fags have gone too far with this tranny shitcalm the fuck down please
speaking of trannies, where's the lobby
mashen 8 lost
AKIRA WON
blame bamco for the thread qualitythe series was raped by murray and co for nearly a decade
We act like T7 broke the franchise but T8 has caused way more community mental breakdowns in 1.5 years than T7 did in a decade
Ex Toys For Bob developer Donald Yatomi accidentally revealed on his LinkedIn page that Toys For Bob were working on a new Spyro title last year.
>>551224681T7 was an awful gameThey just made it EVEN WORSE especially with T8 S2
bob needs sexual toys?
AK ss4 is a god button
>sex toys for bob
come home
come to bed
havent played since launch. just booted it up and creamapi'd all the new characters and tried out iron kang.turns out that the people who said that all the characters are stance slop now werent lying.
I have a pimple on one of my ass cheeks and when I grab my ass it feels like i'm touching some large tits, i'm truly blessed
>>551219764who are you
i'm your motherfuckin' conscious that's nonsense
I'm going to play Metroid Prime 3, I'll post a screenshot later
PLAYSTATION FUCKING PORTALON
Its time to drum up some hype for season 3, everything will be fixed, all your favorite characters will return, its going to be ultra kino extraordinaire
what happens to Harada's schizo lore (all on X) now?
I am not of the healthy weight classification
im not well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OefCPQoO_pI
Yo droper el pantas en el bar y mi micrõpenes shoco la worlda
>>551228135Yeah the love they poured into VF5 this year was astounding. Crossplay brought it back into life too.
2025 was a terrible year for Tekken
>one of the three problems leaving*amazing
i need to buy something to fill the void for a few seconds
>new vf fanslmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuKft9LpL_0for the holidays you know what i'm sayin
Waiting for the steam machine, fuck paying for PS membership
>>551228135>>551228319Anyway... >>551166750
i'll fill your void lil nigga
roadside tgirls
>>551228319>the love they poured into VF5>loveBitch where? All I see is a shitty rehash with less content than what it's aping. Oh, but that heckin' poggers rollback and crossplay doe??? Nevermind the fact you can't find a fucking match because everyone fucked off to play Tekken to bitch about 8 some more.
she's called where?
I honestly think they've fucked the marketing for VF6.
im quite a fucking loser mesefls chaps
>>551229786You think?
the game is unmarketable anyways
why, it's a 2027 game and every fg game releasing next year is dead on arrival since they're competing with each other directly in their na retard tag subgenre
bamco has completely given up on hit levels being able to be read from the animation alone haven't theythere's so much jarring bullshit in 8. its like they don't give a fuck about the animation they just choose whether it'll be high or mid for balance reasons and do not even consider for a moment if the attack LOOKS like a high or a mid
EVERYTHING>sucks
>>551229023>>551229426Works on my machine
IET Arcade will save us next year
blud said ill duck when some fat ass crashes down on me to evade it
>>551230003The game can't impossibly even be played semi seriously. It's so bing bing wahoo party masher.
he caught a disease from wildlife and I still let him inside me
>>551229786They had to announce it while d8 was crashing and burning to capitalise on the doomer sentiment. I think they should have rushed out an open alpha at least and then took their time with the full release. That Geoff money is wasted now.
he isn't crashing down though, the animation on that move is AK jumping in the air and hitting you with an elbow to the head but parallel to the ground, not a downward strikenot that it matters at all, anyway. miary zo 32 is a downward strike and is a high, so is kaz df12. or another example is Fahk df14, usually rising knees from the ground to the chest are mids, that one is high for some reason. there's nothing you can look for on the move that tells you definitely whether it's a mid or a high, it's pretty much arbitrary>>551230254pretty much yeah, i've also noticed most of the moves with these problems are new ones, and it's especially apparent with heat engagers since they toss a coin and decide whether it's time for -13 mid mid heat engager or -9 mid high heat engager
not reading
>>551230307never gets old
>>551230307Genuinely why? Everyone gets the backlash, but why lie like that, in the EVO channel?
>>551230832I have given up on learning the Fahku matchup. His animations are so dog shit.
do xbox players actually play with the series x/s controllerare they not ashamed even a little?
the series x controller is good retard
eckbock
whole general smell like white people scalp and its making it hard to breathe
I had sex for a fucking cheeseburger kill me
>>551230762How? The main gameplay itself isn't even complete. Akira and Stella have maybe 70% of their moveset programmed into the game and Wolf has jack and shit.
>>551233372It doesn't need to be complete, games spend years in early access now. The hype is gone, they thought they could maintain hype by reviving VF5 but no one cares about that game.
whats with the d8 shills doomposting a game that isn't even releasing next year
SNK should make a 3D fighting game.
can't afford a water heater and now I'll go potentially months without bathing the job search went from impossible to just kill me already
theres nothing to buy
>>551233316hey tanukana, big fan here.
>>551230307>in terms of the lateral aspects of a 3D fighting gamemovement is actually better now than when the game launched and being able to step into the foreground from crouch is a huge change. so they're not totally wrong, but calling it a focus on defense when the bulk of the update was gorilla-ing the cast and ignoring tracking/realignment issues immediately turns them into liars
The two towers extended version? it’s on
>>551234030VF6 basically started development two years ago. They spent most of the time between 5 and 6 trying to come up with ideas and getting the greenlight. REVO was a rushjob rehash and they know it, but the six diehards ate it up anyway because pogback and crossplay and ooh shiny single player! TGA getting retardedly expensive doesn't help, either, but that came and went much like their past presentations and trailers that were just... bits and pieces of incomplete gameplay and cinematic character teasers over asset flipped backdrops, followed by interviews that said nothing but "trust the plan", "Stella and Sarah are different", "reality, not realism", "it'll be more than just a fighting game", "character redesigns and story (no gameplay of Wolf, zero story of Akira)" and "look forward to our next presentation".
there is a ps portal under someone's xmas tree this year
PRAYSTATION PORTARU
im getting nothing for christmas
bliss, at least you won't have to pretend you like gifts that people give you (mostly socks)
praying for ps portal professional next year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOQqYkpD9pA
i want some socks, i'm jealous
Kaz is the last Japanese game developer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG8K6v7i2_w
PS Portal fags wasted their money
dont know when to start the drinking tomorrow
>2027
on M niggas need to start giving money instead of random things, especially when they don't really know a personjust let that person buy the gifts themselves
Is this a tekken general?
tekken is no more
tekken died with zampella
we're all gregg heads here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOZLSho2o-M&list=PLrnb8c3hFJatjyJ-wFMuFGANNoo7-LZsG&index=5THREAD THEME
dropped my pantsran around in my birthday suit like a big fucking retard
The next VF6 presentation will be another fucking slideshow where they bleat on about VF's legacy and repeat shit like "reality, not realism" while clips from past trailers play in the background. Zero new footage. Zero new information. Just a VF5REVO of a presentation where they pretend like they actually worked on the game.
What if 'da was responsible for season 2 and both 'ray and 'su were the ones trying to tell him it'll be a bad idea
next vf6 trailer will put an end to tekken 8
'at 'f 'su 'nd 'ray 've 'ken 'th 'son '3
it's hilarious how Murray entered into real gamedev in Tekken 6, and you can see literal Bush era bullshit in it and everything bad in western games, and you still think Nakatsu is anything but a pawn
should I relapse on nicotine I made it 31 days but the fog and constipation is too much
playing against kazuya is so fucking boring oh my fucking godalso what is it with fucking muslims and kazuya every SINGLE one is game in german name in arabic
https://youtu.be/-g-A8OLyU6A?si=L4n1IlGopHMKFZ4PProbably coming next year
>>551242218Heihachi and Kazuya are basically the dude from Quran
Nigga Tekken 3 was just every character spamming their one game breaking gimmick. There hasn't been a single intelligent person making decisions at Tekken project in it's entire history.
it's good because it didn't have Kazuya
it's bad because it didn't have Leo (Male)
When are they admitting Reina, Victor, Azucena, Miary Zoe prompted design?
Chinese girlsOh my
im into chinese "men"
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3077060/Kingdom_HeroesArena/
I have a small micropenis that is not viable to use for sex acts
Merry Christmas tekg
>>551244462I wish LEO beat me up like that...
FLOPPED
im herpes ridden
personally i'm not a fan of shitting on the street but more and more companies seem to be doing it
personally i prefer men
could never hate myself as much as i hate M and his faggotry
I guess all men really want once their basic needs are met is to have a captive audience. H had millions of people to torment for decades and only dipped when the hate outweighed the fun of toying with them. People are little better than animals.
my thought process is that if I get every disease I can be worry free and as nasty as I desire
i need a hug
bros...where the fuck is mainman
women have laughed at me over the years
>>551248329doctors love this sick fuck
VF - Stone RosesTekken - SuedeSC and DoA - Gorillaz and Blur
It's so cool that Kazuya has two moves that are the exact same and one is -12 and the other one is -18. Very honest stuff
MK - Coldplay
>>551234516 WOKE IS BACK
>>551177601Asuka and Miary Zo double paizuri
i wanna take it up the rear just once
I can certainly arrange that for you
caught between my head and my heart
When will they give us a big booby white girl
I need a big booty tgirl
put 2b in the game onegai
put a2's penis in my mouth
how did you guys got better at duckingi can't duck shit in an actual match it's so fucking hard to react to
>>551252403We had one in 7She is a vampire
>>551254573>can duck in training >can't duck in live matchsounds like adhd to me, there are meds for it, don't lose hope
>>551254701and she has an even bigger penis
All my favorite generals are plagued by futafags...
>>551254573give up
dead generaldead shit game
I will always be alone
I want to live life through the eyes of a cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAVgz4mrXR0some hopium for you losers, just ignore the first half of the video, it's pure shit, then there's vf6 news
i wanna die snorting annas shit, bros
why is the netcode so fucking bad this year?i literally cant find a single sub 40 ping 0 rollback game anymore
what the FUCK does annas crusted stinky shithole smell like, bros???
>>551260398You are not good enough to need sub 40 ping 0 rollback.
franchise status? dead
>>551260989but my char needs perfect ping to execute his throw
erectile >dysfunction
i have... a micropenis
ANTA YOWAI WA...
got back into elden ring but forgot how fucking dogshit the late game is
OOOOOH ELDEN RING
>playing the shittier gameblud...
I think the disgusting tranny freak is dead for good.
A man isnt allowed to be mediocre anymore you have to be maxxing everything or people want you to kill yourself
things could be worse chuddie, stop being so softhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlgSMnheTos
broke up with my imaginary boyfriend
>>551263054life as a woman does suck because there's a 90% chance you end up in an arranged marriage with some ugly ogre and have to be a live-in maid for him and his childrenbut it's quite different from that if you were lucky enough to be born in the modern west
me? nah i dont give a fuck
I'm having fun playing as steve fox in tekken 8. I am ranking up.
gonna make some scrambled eggs and then roofie myself
Death to all disgusting mentally challenged tranny creatures and merry christmas to literally everyone else. Love you all.
>>551264824marry christmas anon
Instead of spamming tranny porn maybe you open up and talk to us what makes you this riled up that you are religiously shitting up the thread now
hes just a big old bug
>increase maximum hp from 200 to 250this would fix season 3
did increasing hp fix season 2
im not well in the head
i smoked to much weed now im brain damaged
Still playing bloodborne
blood norm
i love men
Is revo any good?Never touched VF before
>>551260398You can't find 40 ping connection because one close enough to you is playing the damn game lmao, has nothing to do with the netcode
>>551272865More than enough people are playing the game. He's right, the latest patches fucked netcode up.
>>551272995Read carefully, I didn't say no one is playing, I said no one near him is playing, retard.
>>551273726How do you know that? You're his neighbour?
https://youtu.be/wzgbkPwTarE?si=V5p39627-e42yzsXBetter marketing than Sega
>>551273994>that fucking demo gameplayroflmao
>>551273994i thought that said kingdom hearts and i got a little excited
https://youtu.be/FeKHSRJVLhA?si=QRtL5_qQwKVkYwq3ITS UP
>>551221384>>551223038You mean to tell me that someone who draws like this >>551220831 while calling themselves a fujoshi... is a man???
im a failure
>>551278079>I guess you too like girls whose figures and bon and boingyeah...
Watched Forrest GumpMrs DoubtfireShawshank RedemptionIndependence DayDriveCurrently watching S1 The Boys Anything else to try out?
Spending Christmas Day playing Tekken 8. No girlfriend, no job. Fuck my life
>playing Tekken 8.id rather kms
>>551277110finally I can get out of greens
I just got Tekken 8 and I want to play a character who is easy for a beginner and also a cute girl.Who should I play?
>>551282571First you can tell us what girls appeal to you in the roster, but Asuka, Alisa, Miary, Azucena, Lili are all easy to learn. Asuka doesn't have a stance and instead has an install that powers up certain moves, so I'd say she's the easiest.
>>551283004I like all of them except Zafina, also I don't own Anna or Miary ZoMy favorites are Asuka, Lili, Jun and XiaoyuI already know Xiaoyu is out because she has like a gorillion moves, but I'm glad to hear that Asuka and Lili are mostly easy. Thanks for the input m8
>>551283273We have a resident schizo who really likes Xiaoyu and could probably give you some pointers but he hasn't posted lately. Asuka and Lili are good choices, Jun is very similar in Asuka to playstyle (shares lots of moves) so you could try her out once you get the hang of Asuka.
>>551283675>Jun is very similar in Asuka to playstyle (shares lots of moves)CoolI vaguely remember learning this years and years ago when Asuka was first released but I figured that by this point they would have made them significantly different.
I'm getting tired, Harada... the last 8 or so matches, everyone left after either the first match or my first win.It's so tiring man..Harada..Please Harada...
AM2 promised a Winter 2025 release for the Switch 2 release of REVO. Where the fuck is it?RGG promised a VF6 presentation before the new year. Where the fuck is that?
>>551285532maybe you're the problem then??
>>551286025Lovely image...God we Arisa player wished B1 was still a mixup on hit... but sadly it is only in T7.Ever since B1 became useless, we have to resort to chainsaw mixups which are horribly dangerous.
https://x.com/TheGameVerse_/status/2003066364941205540Imagine using Soul Calibur in your culture war bullshit when the last game pretty much stopped updating when Covid hit and still has zero players. Almost like "sex sells" is a myth. A myth that fake Gamer dudebros still cling to to pretend they don't just want every video game to be softcore porn. Didn't work when they added another big tiddy waifu to Tekken, either.
I wish I had the patience to play a fighting game againThere are a couple of Tekken and Granblue girls I really like. But it's such an awful genre.
>>551286025The smaller your character, the easier it is but.. on hit, half the time you can simple do a regular backdash and the first low of shoeshine whiffs. So that thing turns into a 27f low which everyone ducks or parries and then you eat enormous shit.On block 90% of characters can just hold b and the first one of the whiffs.. That's why you never see Chanel in tournaments anymore mashing b1 nonstop cause that shit is trash. We gotta use the chainsaws now.It's really only on 0 range hit where it is a mixup.. which you never rly wanna get into anyways cause we play Arisa, we play long range.
nobody owes you a rematch
everybody owes me sex
https://youtu.be/FeKHSRJVLhA?si=zUKtJD_3hyTlk-Q6
>>551286280It sells but it's just that Bamco games are so shit it's not enough to carry them
this game killed my local
new speedkino UP
>>551287763You know what? Yes they do owe me a rematch, just like korean women owe me sex. Its just not natural to not rematch as its unnatural for a korean woman to say no to me
>>551278079jin is so cool
>>551286280Shut up faggot.
handheld bros...
Clive is gonna roast that steam deck lol
finna make some 'nog today
IFRIT
>>551291937Porn exists, buddy retard
Saint bringing the SOVL as usual.
>>551293543>le just watch porn! xDI don't even care if you are serious or just pretending to be retarded, either way you need to fuck off.
>>551293926It's a public forum, snowflake. I'm allowed to laugh at gooner manbabies like you.
>>551294112Whatever you say zoomie
>>551294337>>551294112You owe me sex too
blud talmbout blenders
Can modding save T8?
>>551296521Only those mods that import movesets from older games.
can a woman save me?
someone is finally thankful
i loh you tekgen goombas ...
>>551297069can't stand this guy
seems like anti depressants + coffee is a goated combo. but you gotta spread out your coffee use otherwise you go kinda kooky, and it runs out too fast.
>>551277589>>551277829>>551278079this is what happens when you dont bully people enough
>>551297069imagine having to wait till you're mid 50 to understand this
>>551299548wageslaves don't think about anything, japanese ones specially
i only think about men
>>551297069Looks like he treated his employees like shit for decades
>>551297069lil bro is larping as jin
>>551299750nakatsu has the face of someone who is a victim of workplace harassment, not going to lie
>>551299942that's the face of any person who wageslave in lowly positions
>>551300187capcom won and i will fuck leon
The loyal 6000 will always remember
>>551300187she has more grey hair than the 50 yo virgin
>fahk presses 4 at range 3 and you're in a mixuphe's so weak bros
>>551300312no amount of money would be enough for me to say such a fucking gay shit infront of another 4 men in the same room
Merry Christmashttps://files.catbox.moe/j5p76z.png
>>551300595Merry Christmas!
>>551300595>>551300693*Hannukah
Merry Xmas sisters, may you find anything you are looking for (except women)
>>551300693imagine if her bush was peeking here...
>>551300987finally something I can agree with
When are you bringing your girlfriend home, you fucking loser retard?
any niggers here use linux mint? thinking of making the switch
only dumb fucks still use Windows nowadays for personal stuff
>>551301343go with cachyos, as a tekken player you do not have the required braincells to go with any other distro
>>551301282lmfao did your mom tell you this when you were 15 and now it sticks with you into your late 30s?
no she said that to me 5 minutes ago
>>551301870if you get me an xmas gift I can wear a wig and pretend to be your gf, but after that i'm out cause i don't date tekken players
my xmas gift is tekken 8 season 3 and 4
Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger. Look around you. there, on the rocks; a patriot. Come to me, my child.>patriot logs into Tekken 8That is strength, boy. That is power. What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
6k Tekken 8 players like the Spartans
My xmas gift is not having to make xmas gifts.I have no idea how people with kids manage to do this shit, everything is expensive nowaday, imagine a family with 3 kids and you have to get them all sort of dumb shit that costs 400 bucks each, all that while having a mortgage and shit ton of expenses from bills and shit.Don't think I could ever get into that, it would be a torture for anyone who's not "extra" rich.The kid would suffer and you would suffer along with it.Whatever you do in this life, if you're not rich, don't make kids.
>Whatever you do in this life, if you're not rich, don't make kids.Everyone in the world except a particular nation already got this
>>551277829Me too hwoarang, me too...
>Dr. Mario 64 Unofficial PC Port Is Available for DownloadHere's your gift!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1em2OY-i4JY
kl92bs
i've got my mind set on you
I have a decent chance of being "rich" by 40 if my career doesn't drive me insane before then. Might bust my nut into a desperate 28 year old at that point just to achieve a milestone, please my parents and stop me from becoming a complete recluse in my old age.
im watching jdcr and i kinda get the feeling that people who complain about AK being ohhh so linear hes so linear ohhhhh you just get stepped seem to conveniently forget to mention he has a long range safe homing mid that wallsplats
yeah I don't think you'd still get any chance even if you had money, sorry to say, but some things go that way
I'm fucking sick at home instead of being with my familyAlso i just got demoted from TK to bushin and i can't even drink to cope since I'm FUCKING SICK
>I'm fucking sickhumble bragging
>might bust my nut into a desperate 28 year old at that point just to achieve a milestonemany said this
>command grabplugged, not tryna play simon says>hwhoreplugged on the loading screen>cliveplugged on the loading screen>more than 3 power lows in one matchplugged>combo more than 7 hitsplugged, not here to watch a movie>combo more than 5 secondsplugged, see above>more than one hellsweep per roundplugged before it even hits>RAplugged>garish customplugged>heat abuseplugged>kingplugged on the loading screen>ass kingplugged, see above>fakhplugged, see above>not skipping their introplugged>moving after they win a roundplugged>mirror matchplugged>ducking 2 times in a rowplugged, fuck you and your bm>ducking for longer than 0.5 seconds plugged, see above>wifiaccept match + lag switch on + perma ki-charge>over 60 pinglag switch on + perma ki charge>over 1f rollbacksee above>over 1f delaysee above>special style pops uosee abovesimple as
>>551300693Merry Christmas. May the Lord bless you all with more tekkino8.
>>551305895I jizzed so much to that picture. Love Asukas fat slutty tits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgkBa0ICJ2o
https://youtu.be/Lc9q6nnmrGY?si=8HqeZAUjahC19ytO&t=78How it's going to feel when the S3 patch fixes EVERYTHING
being born without ovaries is one of the worst thing a man can endure
living as a man is a humiliation ritual
this but being a tekken player
im tipsy
Who wants a free red bull?
no women allowed here
i bring a feminine touch to a male gathering
Ho ho ho
you already posted this turd
>>551300595>>551300693>>551305895I need Asuka, Lili and Eliza scat porn please. Asuka scat is the hottest.
could you not remove the bottom few rows of pixels?
mfs spending their christmas jerking off to Tekken characters with Santa outfits
>>551306785If they did people would call them "cheap" and "they don't care about the game anymore can't even bother to animate anything", literally no winning, they need to first have season 3 be a mega success (lol) before they can do shit like that
>>551306515This fucking movie bros
>>551306515Crazy how gay the books and this movie are >le good and evil are very well defined
are yous drunk off of champagne
I can't drink
i have come to the conclusion that drag and lee are the coolest characters in this gamei just need a female that plays similar (no stances) to use my gooner outfits now
champagne isn't a comfy christmas drink anon
page 8 is comfy
home...
Miary flop might actually be the biggest joke in this game when it comes to high visibility. 5 feet tall midget hitting you while crouched oh wait it's a highAlso what's with all these fucking highs with insane lingering hitboxes that makes punishing a fucking pain in the ass? Same shit with Nina pistolsGOD THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING TRASH WHY DO I EVEN PLAY IT
why are you asking me without interrogation mark?
/tekdead/
Sega Won
Played some games on my chinkheld. Now taking a nap. Wageslaving is alright sometimes.
why does every character have 100 power crush moves
Since it's xmas i'll cool it down with picking on chinkhelds, glad you could enjoy some fun today!
>play online with a friend exclusively for a couple weeks>finally decide to play ranked against other people>games run as if my opponent is trying to run the game on a potatohow common is this?
on a scale of 1 to 10? probably a solid 30
Merry Christmas PS Bitrate bro!
Merry Xmas Chinkheld bro!May proton bring good things to you!
>>551314353even the picture doesn't look that clear. UE5 slop particle effects lol
This is obviously AI lol
>>551321426it looks weirdly sexual so i guess it really is ai, i'll fap to it once it's confirmed to be ai
SIC EM TORGAL
3 days in a row without matching a Mairy player.
>>551322412We're all chilling in quick play
The pork shoulder is in the stove
Murray you will burn in hell for Fahku
My right thumb is numb and shaking i think last nights session went too far
I bombed 2 job interviews this weekI deserve to play this game that makes me miserable
who the fuck looks for jobs in december
me nigga
Its time 2 hustle
>>551324809yeah aren't we on the holidays lol#
