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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1031

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://www.nightreignmap.com/en

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>551083828
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dead general
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/erg/ is finished
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Fat Sissy Revenants
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gg gigalibra, that frenzy swamp giving us all LLTBT was pretty nice
also whats that taking damage in the distance?
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Post Duchess feet please
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dsgaryans won
erg bbc addicted AGP discord trannies lost big time
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>>551166639
Mounting fat sissy Revenants while they're face down ass up
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>>551166708
Getting distracted and 3barring because anon was pounding away!
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>>551166707
I love girls
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>>551166879
me too
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is there a way to prevent druglord poo pillar into acid rain with staggers or do you just hope he doesn't do it
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>>551166816
Just stay on the floor while I breed you
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>>551166913
That move is so easy to dodge though
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>>551167035
well aware, the rot buildup is annoying
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i just had a scholar in d5 that kept deleting everything with his stupid bombs that he seems to have infinite amount of somehow, that shit is so fucking broken that you might as well just cheat
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>>551166913
Hold block when you're not dodging
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>>551166669
ggs, we were swimming in LLTBTs
had a joyboner when i found that fingerprint shield, then felt immense disappointment upon realizing it had shield bash on it, not shield crash.
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how the fuck do you play this piece of shit crystal map?
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>>551166639
Post belly
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>>551166957
Hnnng
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>>551167086
there's a reason i try not to play it too much
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>>551167086
I dont care how good the pots are im still not playing scholar
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gg smolbugs
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I've never seen so many 1 damage hits in my fucking life. How was I rolling snake eyes so consistently with only 1 point of impaired attacks? That Grafted sword was fucking wasted on me.
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>>551167750
Those things melted
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>>551167843
>>551167813
>>551167750
ggs
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>>551167167
Kek
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everyone just rage quitting nowdays can't even play with randoms anymore
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>>551168914
Play with shifty
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Pot Scholar is pretty fun, but hits a brick wall the moment something fire resistant appears, there's just no reliable way of stocking any other type of pot.
Bell Scholar is harder to use but works against everything.

For solo pots seem to be useful regardless of build due to the knockdown, I'll probably start buying some even when playing other characters for that alone.
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I spent a long time fighting Elden Beast/Radagon. Easily From's most difficult final boss (I'm not paying $60 to Activision), but I noticed some funny things about Elden Beast. Attack tracking is broken. The animation literally breaks. I don't know if it's the sub-30fps/frame pacing bug from From games or if it's something in all versions of the game. But it's fucking hilarious to see the Elden Beast animation snapping in front of you. The problem with this boss is the damage. From took pity on us by not giving the Elden Beast phases. Which makes it less annoying to fight. I hate the new mechanic where the cutscene repositions the boss. I also hate the phase system; it's much better when it happens in real time. You know what would be cool? Parrying giant bosses. In Dragon's Dogma, you can do that.
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>>551168986
But I hate playing with shifty
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How do I play with ERG just put the password as erg and join matchmaking?

Anyone want to fight "Augur" with me I can't find 3 random people via matchmaking to play?
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gg cold dog, at least i got to meme around with the greatbow
wish it was served hot though

also nine-box your gravity build is very nice, pretty tasty damage
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GGigaBugs
First time I managed to drain gnoster hp faster than other two could kill faurtis. God I love black flame blade with increased duration passives.
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>>551166351
Looks like the uhhh tower manga
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>>551169974
But I love playing with shifty
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>>551170012
why are you baiting like this
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>>551170152
Baiting how? I'm sitting in matchmaking now unless the cross-region play option is restricting who I can match to?

I assume regions are just rest of the world and JP like ER?
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>>551170012
Nice bait, you'd probably struggle to get a regular dlc game going let alone augur lmao
erg pretty much only does depths
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queue depths now!
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>>551170020
Fun Bug run for sure. I need to get more used to also using Duchess' skill to avoid attacks when using a weapon skill. Could've avoided a couple of those deaths for sure.
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>>551170228
if you want to play normal games, take off the password
i'd join a normal game duo if you picked literally anything but augur
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>>551170018
GG, gravity has worked out pretty well, it's not as foolproof as Crystallian but going all in on gravity basically turns gravity well into another form of Stars of Ruin for a third of the cost
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why aren't u playing scholar
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>>551170753
Gravity is just a better school really but its harder to build around
Ideally you'd go for improve sorceries instead of magic that way rock sling is still buffed but having a run were meteorite is your only gravity spell would be rough
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>>551170228
>>551170012
post your hours let's see if you're an actual newfie
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How do I communicate "If I had three wishes I'd use them all to facilitate your uncomfortably violent rape" with emotes
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>>551169676
Bruh how did you manage to fuck up the Elden Beast fight. Shit is supposed to run with zero issues. What scuffed PC are you using?
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>>551171604
Look Skyward.
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There was some debate in the previous thread on beast claw vs lightning spear and which is the better starting spell for rev
Gonna try some identical beast claw/lightning spear builds and see how they compare in practice
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>>551169676
you can criticize elden ring all you want but don't think even for a second the steaming pile of dogshit that is dragon's dogma is supposed to be better
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ggs
ran clean outta pots, lol. dreglord expedition in general just seems to have a ton of health. quadruple death knights, artorias, two full boss health bars and no special merchant to help.
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terr, I'm not sure why you feel the need to sit there and waste people's time, but please enjoy the match with Wylder.
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gg dreglord, the artorias 180 spin wake up attacks are nasty.. wp thou

name that shield actually saved you a few times im surprised lmao
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Getting bopped by every geyser award
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>>551172189
>name that shield actually saved you a few times im surprised lmao
scholar genuinely has the highest stamina in the game thanks to how obscene they made his self buff (44%).
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>>551172156
Names?
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>>551172156
Why what happened
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>>551170962
Okay

>>551170674
I'm just trying to beat all the bosses in order they are in the menu.
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>>551172786
>28 hours
>still hasn't beaten augur
>in order
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>>551173093
>>551172786
I remember when there was this other new player who said they took 6 hours to beat the first dog. This is the absolute state of how miserable it is to play with randoms
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>>551172786
post a pic of your expedition menu, i might help you out if you actually haven't beaten augur yet
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>>551170012
Just play ironeye
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>>551173093
>>551173330
I'm not trying to rush bosses, I've been playing pretty casually because I just enjoy the co-op even if we lose on the final day. Last 2 games before my most recent people left in the middle though which kinda fucked the run.

>>551173575
Sure.
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>>551173712
Nah, I only play the most OP character.
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troonbox are you aware all 3 of them shoot lightning spears if i get out of melee range from the death knight whos targeting me, you never revive during triple DK
mushjeet left too so i had to solo the game
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>>551173916
based nineGOD
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>>551173916
Names?
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>>551173916
based passive aggressive edgelord
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>>551173916
cringe passive brown faglord
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uh oh terrjeet melty
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>>551171628
It's called PS4, which runs at under 30fps with inconsistent frame pacing. But it's upscaled to look pretty.
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who cares who and what did wrong in a scuffed coop game that doesn't even have any good rewards for depth autism?
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Is there any fix for the freezing?
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>>551173916
mushjeet moment
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>>551174321
>>551173992
don't reply to yourself terrjeet
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>>551174163
>bad behavior apologist
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TRISH AND ASCHEV MY B BUTTON FELL OUT AAAAAAAAAA
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>ai slop
>calling anyone brown
?
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>>551173916
Holy based
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>>551173916
Oh no if only you had a button that gave you giant amounts of iframes and dealt revive damage during those iframes where one additional input would've gotten two players up

Your peformative retardation is tiresome, I have no interest in your desire to publicly masturbate over how much you can deflect, play solo if you want to play solo.
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I thought the dancer was rotted still because of the symbol and had no fp incase you’re wondering
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>>551174713
ggs
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gg balancers
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>>551173916
>>551174713
ggs
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>>551174789
Don't worry, I stared at my monitor with a completely blank expression wondering why she wasn't dying from rot for far too long
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>>551174789
>>551174858
>>551174713
Names. Right now.
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>>551174894
For the winners parade?
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>>551173739
you should be fighting the nightlords at a higher level, kill more shit and prioritize castle on day 2
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>>551174661
what bad behavior? to everyone it looks like a dude sperging out over nothing
have you tried being nice?
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>>551175024
Yeah I know that last game was total shit, winning or losing is as much good RNG as it is having a good team, I'm just about to lose another game now because the team decided to prioritize the castle on day one and got wrcked by the bell bearing hunter in the lower level...
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>>551175125
>prioritize the castle on day one and got wrcked by the bell bearing hunter in the lower level...
Simpler times. Remember people getting annoyed at you for splitting in base game too
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>>551175125
You need to take action yourself. Bell bearing hunter in basement? Ping the spirit spring near the basement or just spam ping the floor to tell them to get away
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>>551175052
>to everyone
holy reddit moly
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>>551175272
there's a difference between splitting up to do a rise or church and fucking off for the entirety of day 2
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>>551174746
i have to get to you two first which is the part where they shoot the frametrap spears, also you overestimate dogshit form, but i think you're just having a bad day so cheer up later
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>>551175453
>ignored the questions
fraud
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>>551173739
I advise you to learn the game with a different (better) character. Rev is fun and can be effective once you know what you're doing, but shes also dead weight if you don't, unlike more retard proof characters like raider/wylder/ironeye
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I HATE THE HOLLOW
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>>551175603
downvoted
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Why are you impersonating Shifty?
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well then, that just happened
sorry my b button fell out and i couldn't switch to my backup controller till day 2 and even then it completely threw me off cause theres alot of differences between them
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>>551176106
Has everyone not got that guy blocked?
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>>551174713
>>551176187
This makes sense, that's why you were lost up above the dupe cathedral lmao. Anyways it was funny at end so eh, we'll get them next time.
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>>551176067
i honestly thought it was a meme at first but i understand why people dont like you now
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Name?
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>>551176187
it's cool that was kinda funny
I am learning the castle routing fast thanks to aschev

Also revy claws counted for my 3 fists AR bonus EZ, was doing 1500 per r2
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Feels so weird just being able to two hand block the balancers and dregs nukes by two hand blocking
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>>551174746
finally someone giving terrjeet shit for only doing his epic meme parrying, it's not even hard and it doesn't do shit, use your weapon faggot
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>>551175559
I play executor too genius, you could've gotten us up without issue. I've no interest in playing with you further.
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>>551176326
why would anyone block them?
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>>551173739
Very well then, next time you're queuing for augur let us know and I'll come help
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>>551175007
She’s so hot *dicks her down*
>>551174476
>>551174051
>>551174056
So true
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Play 2 games with erg, lose both day one. Get tilted and play with randoms, win both easily.
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>>551176106
Care to post his steam?
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Destroyer of Friendship
Elden Ring
Nightreign
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>>551177468
you have never played with us stop shitposting
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>>551174070
What a weird thing to do.
>>551172189
>>551172206
If you’re cute like that and phrase it cutely it’s fine :)
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>>551177468
I don’t know why you’re proud of this. You were in fact involved in those day one losses
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GG GOAT
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>>551177312
krazy how you're making a scene out of thin air. farewell
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I spawned camped greatbow wylder with a charged R2 every single time
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r8 my wylders of blood build
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>>551177654
>>551177710
Thank you to whomever dropped the Lusat's, fucking zero staves in my drops
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>>551177840
0/10, use fists or bleed greatswords instead
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>>551177840
>no night invaders
>post damage hp
>poison buildup
abysmal dogshit
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>>551177935
>use fists or bleed greatswords instead
yeah thats what ive been doing for the past 1000 hours
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>>551177840
name?
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>>551177840
Banking that hard on RoB is gonna suck when you dont get it because most other katanas have a shit skill pool.
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>>551172085
DD *is* better in some respects. Just not the most important ones
>>551170081
Not a thing
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>>551177841
np
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>>551176736
I wonder if running three fists on Revenant could actually be a legit strat to keep them for revives, I think it's just a raw attack bonus so it affects spells too... probably still not worth it, but interesting.
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epic undercaker fists build?
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>>551178278
If you get a revvie teammate this would be great. Her fists will increase your damage and also work great as rezzing tool.
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queue deep of nyaight plos
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>using night invader in 2026
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>>551177381
Fug nearly got it this time, queing again with the "erg" password this time.
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>>551178456
Do you mind if I play a character I'm dogshit at?
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>>551177840
Just play executie at that point

>>551178278
Would phys +8 not be better than those top two relics? I also like having increased hp somewhere incase the rng goes bad
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>>551166707
Made for Big Fat Long Hard Godfrey Penis
>>551166559
And that’s a good thing!
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What does bird's extra skill length do? Makes it eat less stamina?
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>>551178676
The whirlwind sticks around constantly stunlocking things for a few seconds.
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Should I play ds2 regular or or scholar?
last time I think I played scholar and got hardstuck by the amount of ganks in the castle, before even reaching a boss.
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>>551178975
scholar
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>>551178448
retard
>>551178975
don't play troon souls 2 at all dumbass
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>>551178929
Oh shit, yeah I'm retarded the skill is that thing and not the stance
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>>551166708
>>551166816
>>551173916
>>551178617
>>551177607
why are you brown
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>>551177840
8/10 but only if you do find it. I had games as executor where I killed a dozen red enemies and bosses yet not a single RoB dropped.
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>>551178975
normal, get some graphics mods if you want, scholar is a downgrade in terms of gameplay
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erg is finished
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cc
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what the heck is a dormant power?
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>>551178975
Scholar adds an interesting character and all the dlc. Two of the dlc are honestly the most fun souls stuff about
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>>551178384
Yes it is! I am gonna try str revy with fists too, now that glass necklace is a thing

>>551178560
Hmmm probably but I like having ulti on defeating enemies 0/+1, having ulti basically all the time + resetting the skill helps you snowball a lot
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>>551179520
It's when the power is dormant
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>>551179630
tell me more
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>>551179712
more
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>>551179712
me
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>>551179872
fascinating
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>>551179520
If it's like chance to find daggers, it means it replaces your character's extra innate chance to find their favored weapon with chance to find daggers.
Otherwise it's just fancy word for passive.

Probably.
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>>551179934
truly
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>>551180232
oh the boss pickups
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>>551179163
nezuk when are you killing yourself
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>>551180262
what is love?
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>>551179359 (me)
sorry im dumb and indian meant for >>551166697 (me)
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>>551180343
care
love is care
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even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture
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>>551180325
Yeah all the passives you can get, damage resists and extra hp and walking makes flames come out of your ass etc
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erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED AS OF DECEMBER 14TH 2025)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
zullie
sycjs
gemmy
>B tier
cardboardcupcake
zdrada enjoyer
lero sister
monica
yys
3bar doll
>C tier
miquella goonette
nora kisaragi
ender lilies fan
gremlin
cc
shiftyduck
>D tier
mellow
rellana roleplayer
madison
brynhildr
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>>551180420
You angered him now he’s talking about his favorite meal again (turds)
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>>551180963
mellowsisters...not like this...
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gg jelly, going from D5 to non depths is very funny
even rev is a tank
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>>551178456
is this queue still going?
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>>551181093
Non deep was so comfy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvHT1tKHYqU
Man I love this game.
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>>551181093
gg, you guys made it way too easy.
>>551181096
Nope we just finished.
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>>551181034
stupid newfig doesnt know gennie culture
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ7XlyghzW8
peak
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gg horse nice parry scholar
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>>551181660
ggs
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>>551181165
Bet ya don't wanna play with randoms ever again eh
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>>551181660
GG, the hotdog invasion went smooth too.
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>>551181561
Infuckingdubitably.
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Have they updated the game with an options toggle to de-activate the Great Hollow yet? Not run another shifting earth, an option to entirely erase it from the game's matchmaking and stuff.
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what do you think is happening inside someone's head when they get madness
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>>551182179
Hah. Faggot.
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>>551182291
Its like when the lolcow is having a mental break.
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>>551181862
Yeah its a lot more fun when you can actually just stomp everything with people that know how to play and where to go to level up quikly.
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>>551182179
just refund the DLC bro
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>>551182291
Like wiping to shape of night
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>>551182291
all of their embarrassing memories from adolescence rush into their mind's eye like a flash flood of anxiety
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>>551182291
Just blinding yellow fire.
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>>551182442
I want to turn it off so it doesn't exist but still play nightreign.
Is there a way to deactivate it so it doesn't exist? I want to be able to use matchmaking and have 0 great hollows ever. Is that possible?
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>>551182291
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>>551182291
Probably something boring like their family and friends dying or that one cringy thing you did in school that makes you freeze up every now and then
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>>551182543
I'm pretty sure the only way to do that would be to exclusively queue with other players who didn't buy the DLC.
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>>551182543
you could try turning it off here and see if it works
maybe backup your save file first in case it doesn't work and corrupts it
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>>551182736
I feel so bad for the lolcow.
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Please queue DoN, I unironically dropped to 4... but only because I lost a bunch of points unfairly!
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>>551166351
> I want to buy Nightreign,
> but real life happened.
What else have you sacrificed because of real life?
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>>551182979
hi dragonirian schizo
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>>551183247
what is that?
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>>551183196
3/3
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>>551183328
He accidentally linked the lolcow with someone from another board (supposedly). He does it every time someone makes fun of Sneedger for some reason.
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Wylder sex

Sex with Wyldmen
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>>551183247
>>551183496
you're my favorite shitposter i truly admire how you haven't changed at all the past year
besides from changing your obsession
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>>551182543
Just learn the map once you do you can spam ults everywhere and get easy legendaries.
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Guide says to take two dmg negations at full HP, what about stacking other types of dmg reduction? Should I try to afford more than 2 or necessarily? And for example, 2x negation on cr2 would be enough to save me as well as full HP negation or not?
Am I expexted to put some extra vig/negation on knockback on relics or just go full offense there?
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>>551183616
wyldjeet paki cope post
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>>551183496
But what is it? What is accidental about it?
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>>551183698
Everyone needs damage negation at full HP but only melee should use the other types of negation obviously
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>>551183698
ED maris is required for viglets
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>>551183616
We know, Revenant/Recluse/Balancers/Undertaker/Duchess
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>>551183910
Note: Undertaker is a viglet.
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>>551183628
I know the map pretty well, I just never want to play it ever. I'm looking around in the options and there isn't an option to turn it off. Surprisingly bad design choice to ruin the multiplayer game with an update.
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Fulghor should've been a girl so the victory text could say
>Nightmare slain
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>>551183234
Weird tard cope
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>>551184230
Feeding me with your suffering.
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>>551184217
Really? I have a really nice set of damage relocs for her and wouldn't like to force ED Maris therr
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>>551183838
>But what is it?
Shitposter from a different board
>What is accidental about it?
Linking sneedgers together isn't helpful to what he's doing.
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imagine dodging dreggy
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>>551183698
Negation on knockback sucks, try to stack 3x max HP on your deep relics instead
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>>551184578
I didnt, i got a connection error :(
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>>551184578
post recent players so i can blockt he dodgers
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>>551184437
Is he part of the trooncord blacked spamming AGP steam group sissy sisters too?
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>>551184398
>character focused on using slow STR weapons that put her at constant risk of trading
>needs ED Maris just to catch up with Wylder's base HP, who can use katanas and daggers just fine

Sorry that the devs are retarded, but ED Maris is non-negotiable.
Just imagine if you posted a Wylder setup with 2x -VIG curses, everyone would call you braindead for using it, and that's Undertaker's base HP.
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sorry clawshot locked onto the wrong thing
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we tried
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>Thought I was still in the safe zone but Mogh moved just enough to bait me in
>Mogh immediately locks onto me the second I get up again

Blame that one on me, fuck
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>>551184578
>putting up with death knight or bear ganks + shartorias just to fight a lazy gael reskin
dreglord is the worst expedition in the game and it's not even close
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>>551184909
i blame it on libra not selling the juice i went to check but he didn't had it
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Also I am never going to try a blood swamp invader POI early on again, scholar ult can't wipe it, the blood albinaurics are just too thicc
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>>551184909
If it's ER Mohg, it's an NG+ boss that's honestly super easy because of its dumbass bleed weakness. If it's Nightreign, I don't know, I haven't played it yet.
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>>551184909
He's touhg thats for sure.
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>>551185484
NR mohg is mostly the same fight, he just has one new move where you need to run around and break some tridents so they can shill the DLC class who specializes in AOE damage
also the location of the purifying tear is randomized so sometimes you just have to eat nihil
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>>551184578
People don't dodge Greg, they dodge Godwyn's gang and the lion.
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>>551185087
>putting up with dog invasion and demons just to watch valkyries teleport around to waste your time
I still prefer druggie
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>>551185484
In NR you're not guaranteed the purifying tear
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what the fuck is this balancer invasion
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they're adding santa libra
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>>551185824
Free exp. Think it extends that segment of the day too so you get even more free exp.
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>>551185770
Demons are easy fuck?? And dogs invasion can happen in any expedition idiot
There's nothing worse in this game than D5 3x death knights and dancing lion
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>>551185882
holy shit bros everdark greg CONFIRMED
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>>551185680
If it's the same boss, he's still pretty easy. His incomplete moveset, dumbass weakness, and everything else about him give you openings to attack. I'd say it's “fair,” but he's just an unfinished boss. Pales in comparison to his brother.
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>>551185882
>add a bunch of sote weapons quickly
>only stuff in normal categories so people still complain because they really only wanted martial arts fists
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>>551186182
>add a bunch of sote weapons quickly
>only stuff in normal categories
That would be for the best until they figure out how to rebalance the relic gacha. We don't need any more relic effects in the pool, the current system already makes it pretty hard to find specific stuff. I have 200h in the game - which isn't really that much - but I still lack Dormant relics for like half the weapon classes
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>>551184578
Stop posting this shitty image she will not harm the chosen child
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Six for jobbing so hard. Repeat evasions is cancer vs birds but night comet/canon is too good to turn down
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>>551186080
>Pales in comparison to his brother
his brother is a midgame jobber and is a much easier fight even if you come underprepared
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GG Lads thanks for carrying on D5 win. My first one against Balancers. I don't like this fight at all.
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>>551186182
that would still require them to figure out how to make carian sorcery sword and staff of the great beyond work, which I'm sure is beyond their abilities
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Signs of a cursed run?
>randoms ping Boss Rush tower start of day 2
>>551183698
I prefer mixing up different ones like Full HP + Taking Damage than doubling down on two of the same. Also Low HP is underrated
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I dont understand where the bow went, i duped it
sorry
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>>551186697
>Signs of a cursed run?
The only real sign is people not doing the camp you land at for any reason.
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>>551186182
>only stuff in normal categories
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>>551186697
>signs of a cursed run
Teammate with shit relics
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>>551186781
>clear starting camp
>random pings Cathedral of Red Doots nearby
AAAAAA
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>>551166351
My badge of honor, if you can call it that. I defeated Malenia with a +9 Mimic, Bloodhound Fang +9 at level 90. With almost all points in health and Dex. On the third attempt. It was one of the best humanoid bosses in the game. But I really found it too easy. You can stagger her with R1 (one of the only major bosses that allow this), and R2 just BTFO her. For some reason, she didn't want to waterflow dance me, which made the fight easier. Also, in the second phase, she didn't WD me or bloom much. Which allowed me to R2 her for free. I still think that if the nerfs came because of broken hitboxes, it was fine. But I feel like she's an NG+ boss. Like, Haligtree dungeon is too cryptic for NG1. But if it was because of her mechanics. People really are worse than I imagined in this game. And mind you, it took me a week to kill Radagon.
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>>551186571
six for jobbing?
six?
s*x?
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>>551186467
>I have 200h in the game - which isn't really that much - but I still lack Dormant relics for like half the weapon classes
Maybe try avoid not being a complete fucking scrub
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>>551186898
I'd rather take a teammate with kinda shitty relics who routs decently well than a teammate with "statistically possible" cheated relics and 40h played.
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>>551186902
I'm kind of okay with lvl2 invaders.
>you are the only one to stop at after jumping up to the cathedral
>you ping yourself
>no one stops
Okay there are more than 1 sign of a cursed run
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>>551186929
My nigga that's crazy but Iiiiiiiiii don't remember asking
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why are you playing ironsissy
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>>551186984
You're like, 21 years old, you have 100 word essay by tomorrow lad
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>>551187016
The problem is the vast majority of players with bad relics are bad themselves
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>>551169676
Radagon was a fun fight but Elden Beast is easily one of the worst story bosses of ER, it comes out of nowhere and you spend half the fight running after it.
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Base Elden Ring question:
What is the ACTUAL Vigor check limit? What is the fundimental difference between 50, 55 and 60 Vigor in a practical sense (end game boss and/or PVP potential to 1 or 2 shot you)? How I'd this impacted with defensive Ashes of War or talismans? How does this change in NG+?

Has anyone ran the numbers for this before? Simply saying "hit 2nd softcap," seems a extremely simplistic and actually antithetical to min/maxing a character if those extra points don't actually end up mattering given certain context.
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>>551187238
>What is the ACTUAL Vigor check limit?
Whatever number you aren't getting killed at given your general phys/nonphys resists. If you are fine rolling around at 38 Vig that is your Vigor check limit.
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>>551187037
i needed a break from wyldjeeting
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>>551184578
she eats them for breakfast.
>>551187037
gg baby adel, nice game with nice legendaries.
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>>551187380
This doesn't answer the question, Anon. I'm talking raw numbers for taking hits.
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that shit at the dupe table broke my spirit
why the fuck you just take a good passive and not drop shit for anyone to dupe man. what the actual fuck. sitting on a 21% skill up, watching me spam skill in front of the table. then just running off. what the actual fuck was that, man.
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>>551187238
60 ia the pvp meta so a sweat can't simply out-trade another sweat.
In pve 40+decent defenses may be OK depending on your build and preferences. Also ritual shield is great
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>>551187592
That dupe altar bugged, i selected the greatbow but it duped a random seal on the ground for some reason
Sorry again
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>>551187167
They made the best relics basically guaranteed so honestly it doesn't matter as much
I still maintain that I would be far more weary of someone running a clearly cheated setup than someone running Lmao2Balance or whatever fixed relics they are + assorted shit
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>>551187646
meant for
>>551187572
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gg dragon
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mellow are you a guardian main with how much you block people
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>>551187572
>>551187646
i dropped one of you a 60% damage negation but no one picked it up at the altar either...
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>>551187037
fuck you ironman is fun, first time they've made bow a viable primary weapon
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ggs caligo sorry for not dropping down to libra i thought when one was on the way anyway i'll just stay up and try kill the knight
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>>551187646
i still had my dupe. i figure you were going to dupe the bow, but i wanted to dupe your skill up passive, so i just dropped you the bow and then started hitting you then spamming the skill. you stood there and started at me doing it for ages. the you just fucking left. even if we won it would have felt like a loss.
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>>551187572
We need a name!
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>>551187884
>>551187827
GG, I couldn't find Libra or he wasn't spawning in on my side for a while despite the icon, I only pinged him because I finally found the fucker so people could get their free deal
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>>551187238
60 vigor is the first thing you get.
Scaling barely matters until you have 50+ levels on a stat and fully upgraded weapons.
You can play dogshit builds if you want, there are people doing doing all kinds of challenge runs out there, just don't try to pretend you're being optimal.
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>>551187568
I understand.
You'll calculate that on your own. Armor is generally normalized so you will arrive at similar spreads of stats at the same weight load total on armor. That number will give you clear negation and poise breakpoints. Combinations thereof will give you a desirable outcome at negation and poise amounts in tandem with hp values.
This is all complicated by best in class combinations that may hit the poise breakpoint at a lower weight than other combinations of armor but have a lower overall negation spread to compensate, or vice versa; or by wearing niche combinations to pump a single value in your negations higher than the rest.
The end value you are attempting to find, the vigor check limit, will be determined by all of these factors in conjunction with how you play. The 38 vigor example from before wouldn't be good on someone in very light armor with no skills or game knowledge. 65 vigor would be too much for a skilled player with game knowledge.
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>>551187864
>i dropped one of you a 60% damage negation but no one picked it up at the altar either...
i had a 48% with phys damage on it, didn't really want the 60%. didn't end up mattering because artorius just killed me before i could trigger it anyway.
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>>551182291
names?
ggs
terr
etc
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>>551187917
thats what you wanted? you could have had to sword i didn't need it
sorry when i didn't get the bow i wanted my brain stopped working
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>>551187850
i truly wanted to give you a chance, but doing this constantly makes me understand once again that the christmas present is a no go.
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>>551188119
>thats what you wanted? you could have had to sword i didn't need it
well, i did everything i could do to communicate that, so...
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>>551188016
>i had a 48% with phys damage on it, didn't really want the 60%
you can stack different tiers together. why wouldn't you want it?
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>>551188230
because there was nothing i wanted to drop for it. 48% is enough to prevent a one-shot, that's all i wanted negation for, and i was lucky enough to find an item with negation AND damage. and besides, i figured i'd have enough trouble getting successive attacks to trigger with phantom slash, so i didn't want to make it even harder to do so.
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good morning erg!!
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>>551185882
libra with a santa had would be funny, imagine he summons jars instead of condemned who drop loot and consumables
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>>551187982
Is there a meaningful difference between 58 Vigor and 60? In that same light, does this also apply to 55 Vigor?

If so, what are the things making this difference where hitting exactly 60 Vigor is somehow magically altering the game where you go from being 1 shot to 2 shot? Just repeating the soft cap like an ape doesn't actually get into the nuance of the discussion, especially if those extra points to increase damage can opens up MORE potential to 1 or 2 shot 60 Vigor opponents that you didn't have access to before, while your "hits to die" remained virtually untouched
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>>551188374
i see
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Well, /erg/? What's the verdict?
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>>551188868
lol
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>>551188575
Just level vigor.
It's been 7 games already where the answer is always the same.
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>>551188868
i feel like i see a video about guardian being top tier now every 2 months lmao
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>>551188868
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>>551188868
Birdjeet is such a miserable dogshit class.
Shields in Nightreign as a whole are dogshit.
The only blocking that feels good to use is Executor's Katana, but that's also shit because the game doesn't reward you adequately for how hard it is to pull off consistently.
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>>551188975
>Completely ignores the question and keeps repeating the same mantra with no supporting evidence
If the difference between 59 Vigor and 60 Vigor means nothing, that's a wasted point. This shouldn't be a hard conceptnto understand. All I'm asking is, what is the thing that is determining pumping Vigor to 60 vs keeping it at 59? "Just do it," isn't an answer to this question.
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>>551188868
the best thing he brought to teams was AOE crowd control for gaols which no one actually runs anymore, and he's been completely mogged by scholar in that regard anyway
if anything he's gotten worse
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>>551177840
stop at sorcerer rises and grab katanas with spinning weapon when they drop. that on a bleed weapon is a good early game mower.
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>>551188868
bird mains are getting more delusional by the day.
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>>551188212
Still not used to skill attack up being meta, I'll keep it in mind for next time
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>they're nerfing balancers relic or make it unable to equip both of them in the upcoming patch
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>>551188868
He is objectively the best at wielding Quality weapons with the respec relic
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>>551189559
Might be just to fix the cloning glitch, at worst to make them non-stackable.
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I cancelled adel btw
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>>551189559
It's only fair.
Where is my double Adel crit build?
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>>551189559
I wouldn't lose my sleep over that but I think there is nothing wrong with them. They aren't even really stronger than caster setups, so I think their addition is an intended change, not a fluke.
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>>551189559
sauce?
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>>551189703
On which social platform?
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>>551189703
it doesn't count on ironsissy
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I wanna practice the dlc map more in d5 but I keep getting the normal map
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>>551189703
I didn't trust you guys and ran off to Africa and did not receive free ult
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>>551188868
The cope birdjeets come up with man lmao
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>>551190025
you would have died if you stayed close, I drank a crimsonwhorl to tank the explosion
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gg no dps caligo gang
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>>551191210
gg caligo, that was super laggy for me during her phase 2
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>>551191210
Caligo is tankier than the ED version I swear.
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>>551191335
Same. During her flying attack she kind of teleported all over the place for me.
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Everyone should apologize to Trish now. Carried 2 3 barring shitters against Balancers, didn't even go down once and carried last 10% of the fight solo.
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>Do anything
>Harmonia teleports on top of me
>Do anything
>Aggro mark isn't on me
>Harmonia teleports on top of me anyway and starts her empowered combo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH at least I got to annihilate the demon
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>>551191557
Devil Knight X Trish.
The cutest couple.
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ggs gladius triple ghiza's was giga fun lmao very enjoyable run
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>>551191557
>ninebox and aschev carried by trish
fucking demoted to z tier
blocked
reported
never show your faces here again
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>decided to run a game as raider instead of revenant
Holy shit, this class is literal fucking easy mode you don't even need to think just hold R1 and hit and everything dies and you have infinite poise. Suddenly lost all respect for raiders knowing how easy it is.
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ggs pizza cutter gang
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not doing augur
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>>551191802
Cutest non depths player be like
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>>551191881
>>551191643
ggs
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>>551191881
anons are touching tips again
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>hollow
>return to title
simple as
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>>551192006
Sissy gooner retard
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>>551191881
>>551192002
bonus blend
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>get a waves of darkness troll sword
>recluse gets a wraiths while walking staff with comet
>both of us are taking a dump on the game
>gear check undertaker
>used a blue tier rotten axe with determination the entire game
>also got a waves of darkness troll sword and never used it despite watching me dumpster bosses with it
>I had to go out of my way to grab an upgrade stone for them
>drop it and ping it for them 3 times and they refuse to grab it
>had to point at it a dozen times in the spirit shelter for the gears in their brain to turn and finally upgrade
>never even saw rot proc
the duality of randos
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>>551192446
menacing, little, billion damage bubble...
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Crucible knight and more-sama...i kneel
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>>551191557
gg and so true, everyone should unblock me. Ohhh you want to unblock me, you want to unblock me so bad!!!
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when will the avatarfag kill himself
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>>551193062
I've never been down there before and when I respawned I jumped off somewhere and died
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>>551193062
True power is stored in the and more

I really should've turned back when I saw them red, I don't know why I even bothered to walk in
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/erg/ and more
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>>551193586
that's the "and more"
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>>551185882
>more Ironeye buffs
Merry Christmas, Ishizaki.
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gg 2bugs
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>>551193602
We were mostly fine, but i assumed we'd kill the spear one since it vanished
but no it teleported back to its spawn and waited specifically for the worst moment to kill me
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I hate playing iron eye
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>>551193857
Good news friend, there are NINE other classes to pick from!
Wow! isn't that crazy
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>>551193725
>>551193857
ggs
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>>551193925
I went to put a wash in and forgot I was queuing
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>>551193925
he probably sucks too much to play them
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>>551194205
big mistake, always afk with a generalist build so you dont cook yourself
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gg heolstor
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so!...
are you gonna pmay the game during the religious cult or nah?
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>>551194854
poor pepe, no damage negation and I rez him at the worst time possible.
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gg

I really don't think temple is worth doing desu. They have too much HP. We could easily kill 2-3x more bosses doing castle/underground. I tried to ping night invaders but it was right under the temple so you guys probably weren't understanding that that's where I wanted to go.
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>>551195048
It's not worth, castle is way better. But I'm not gonna be picky about pathing because that run was in the bag.
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>>551192248
>>551193638
True
>>551193471
Underage brown please understand
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>>551195048
>>551195150
ggs
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GG Normal Caligo. A part of me really wanted to rush into church for dupes but would've been too risky and I think one of you were far behind.
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First game where buying the DLC actively makes the base game experience worse
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>>551195598
i got like 10 red/purple staff drops that run and i was having a hard time deciding which to keep so i just permanently lagged behind lol
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>>551195598
>>551195920
ggs
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>>551195860
Binding of Isaac did it first
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>>551195860
yeah but you can throw pots or be a slightly better raider, totally worth it
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>>551195598
gg, i got radahn's swords pretty early on so the game felt stupidly free.
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>>551195920
Very lucky game.
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I think I finally understand how to Undertaker.
>grab colossal or colossal sword
>activate skill
>spam rolling attacks to stunlock everything
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>>551196215
And how about grabbing any fist, max her necklace passive while being invincible just by spamming charged R2 while poise breaking everything?
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ah so balancer is the worst boss fight from has ever designed, got it
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>>551196215
i love using colossals on her, greataxes and great hammers work wonders too.
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>>551196678
just parry them
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red harmonia are being added to depths tomorrow btw
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>>551196408
Wylder is just better for that.
His hook has synergy with the Bleed from Star Fists and Spiked Caestus, and also helps to trigger successive attacks stuff.
Also his hook helps with smaller enemies that don't get stunlocked by the fists, or fast enemies that dodge all the time.

Meanwhile Undertaker's awkward dodge makes fists miss all the time, but has perfect synergy with Colossal and Colossal Swords rolling attacks.

Also Colossals are all pure STR or STR/FTH, meanwhile Fists are mainly STR/DEX, so Undertaker needs the successive attacks combo just to match Wylder's default damage.

Fists Undertaker is still really strong, but I'd rather not play every single character the same way.
Wylder on the other hand cannot abuse crouch attacks like that.
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>>551195048
Divine towers don't exist to be worth it for the items, they exist for betting that you can clear them for the murk before you time out. You're opting for short term loss for long term gain.
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>red worm's giant spastic hitbox oneshotting everyone tomorrow
petition to dodge balancers erg-wide?
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gg adel scholar ults are actually so damn good
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>>551196678
you don't even need to look outside of nightreign to find ED libra and ED augur
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>>551197191
gg yeah scholar ult is so based, seeing all the hp pools appear and tick down is like the most satisfying thing ever
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>>551197021
Undertaker has more stamina to spam r2s specially with her depths relic to reset hex on ult
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>>551197191
>>551197447
ggs
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>>551197021
the poise you get from undertaker's skill lets you get more charged r2s in. there's a good use case for either. I'd rather run double harmonia + reaper discovery to spam halo scythe's weapon art on wylder.
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suzuhara lulu is back guys
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>>551198006
Good, hope she plays Elden Ring Nightreign.
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>>551197083
just block it lol
ED balancers will probably not be much harder since the bleed damage isn't going to scale up
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>>551188456
Good morning my cute snake wife :)
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>>551197875
>the poise you get from undertaker's skill lets you get more charged r2s in
That's cool for D0, but at higher Depths I'd rather not have to trade, and fists are fast enough to allow for a fully charged R2 after a roll anyways.

Wylder has many good builds due to how versatile his stat spread and abilities are, but that doesn't change that he is by far the best Fists user.
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geegee
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>Knocked back into D3 by Mogh and a worthless Scholar nigger
>Next D3 Party manages to 6 bar to fucking ED Adel
>Nearly solo clutch it but bungle in the last 10%
RANDOS ARE SUCH RETARDED NIGGER FAGGOTS
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>>551198006
>suzuhara lulu
The only Vtuber that I like
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>>551198941
>>551198946
ggs
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>>551198946
Names?
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>>551198941
>slope merchant
I've seen a bunch of different merchants the past few days. Is this sludge or parody accounts?
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>>551198814
>hurr you can't trade in depths
this is a myth. with any minor amount of damage negation and post damage recovery you can absolutely trade.
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>>551198946
>jobbed to D3 Adel
Name?
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>>551198941
Wish it was dogs or heol. I looked so cool with two blades of calling. I was tempted to fill my inventory with them
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>>551199309
terr
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>>551199309
>finally getting hit once after no-hitting the whole fight and reviving the team 4 times on their way to 6 bar
>jobbing
Fuck off lol
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>>551198679
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>>551178560
>just play a weaker character with no bleed hookshot synergy
lol, lmao even
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>>551198946
>>551199382
At D3 you're so powerful that if you took a 9999 player they could probably do the entire expedition + nightlords solo with teammates afk.

You're playing with randoms at lower depths. Don't expect anything at all from them. Unironically git gud.
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>>551200118
Executie is stronger than wylder
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>>551200129
You aren't making a meaningful point. My allies were dead weight and since I wasn't PERFECT I got fucked harder.

I never expect anything but when they can't even stay on their feet against the easiest fights? That's not ok.
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>>551200165
you're gonna trigger the wyldjeets with this one
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>>551200165
lmao
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>>551200165
exejeet delusions
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>>551198946
>play on hard mode
>wtf people are dumb and this is hard
>fumbling adel
played yourself
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>>551200165
The world is not ready for this one
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>>551200165
executor is not cute, he should get a job and build a house for his tulpa wife
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>>551199195
it's just troon merchant thinking they are cute
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>>551200226
Idk what to tell you. My grind from D1 to max rating was pretty much a straight upward trajectory with very little losses along the way.

I have streamed deathless runs of ER though, and level 1 runs.

I'm not saying this in order to dunk on you or something, or to gloat, I'm just saying that you need to play well in order to rank up.
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>>551200456
My results and ranking should've be reliant on me needing to solo clutch constantly. The ranking system isn't working if D3 is full of players who can't even handle fucking ADEL.
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>>551196678
>>551195860
When you put it like this…yeah it doesn’t look good lol
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>>551200543
try harder.
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>>551200165
Exejeet cope going strong as always
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>got the doll
>triggers wyldcucks with his mere presence above him in the character tier list
Executies keep winning

>>551200543
If you kill things faster then typically 3 bars stop being as much of an issue
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>>551200773
I try very hard. Normally that sort of round would be the type where the game gives me a -0 points because of my obvious carrying. I think they stopped offering that. Back in September I'd often be given -0 points if I was the carryking who did all the heavylifting and died least especially during Nightlord.

>>551200886
lol
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Guardian and Executor delusions are the most fascinating thing to come out of Souls gaining a class system beyond the generic starters.
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>>551200886
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gg gaydel
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I thought that was going to be Libra, not Adel. I might be retarded.
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>>551201383
Nice deepfake
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>>551201484
>>551201547
ggs
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>>551201547
if it turned out to be libra i was gonna regret dropping the vyke's w/ lltbt
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How do I play Revenant as a new player with no good relics.
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>>551201701
CE
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>>551201701
If you do cute things, praise me nonstop and try your hardest then you’ll be my favourite
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What are you picking
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>>551202109
Tell me your secrets Wylder
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>>551201701
Do her remembrance, get her cameo

Revenant is kind of weird because there's almost zero useful static relics for her except Dark Night of the Wise and her cameo...
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can all blade sorceries trigger succ negations?
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>>551200165
Trvke
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>>551201701
Maris relic
Evergoal relic from shop
Incant school and/or fp management relic
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>>551200886
>>551201383
>>551202419
lovely indian saar fantasies
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>>551202419
UMMMM WYLDJEET SAARS??? OUR RESPONSE?
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>>551191629
Why are you mentioning me out of nowhere
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>>551202419
>xhe thinks the exejeet did this
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>>551201701
Do her remembrance quests. Look up how to do it online. You will get something called Old Portrait. That's very good as it makes your ultimate do damage, and kills recharge it fast, plus you full heal your team when you use it and that full heal applies when you revive them with your ultimate. Use that with the Augur relic and whatever 3 relic you want. The first thing you should do is run to churches and find a seal so you can do some damage. Keep an eye out for relics with start with Wraith Bell, Hoarfrost Stomp and any starter spells O'Flame, Lightning Spear, Beast Claw, Wrath of Gold or Dragonfire.
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>>551202285
yes but most of them are shit at it
you can test by equipping the ED pest relic (FP on successive attacks) and see how long it takes, it's about the same threshold
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Why would you even call your own class that you like with a -cutie end? That's some fag shit. You want to be a fag?
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>>551203215
exejeets wear dresses and are brown what did you expect
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is scholar ultra vulnerable to status effects? I'm getting slept/poisoned in just a few hits and I don't even have a resistances down debuff in my relics
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>>551203295
why would brown people act like that, isnt it a white people thing (sea doesnt count)
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>>551202720
>>551203021
only executor's ult can pull this off with scholar's, stop the cope
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>>551203336
According to The Spreadsheet™ he's only weak to frost. What are you fighting? The great hollow added a lot of new sleep enemies.
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>>551203392
You see it less in browns because they don't experience post-civilizational decline as much, because they don't create great civilizations
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>>551202254
>>551203056
>rememberance quests
wtf how was I supposed to know these were a thing and how to progress them? didn't know this game took a page out of ER quest design as well.
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>>551202419
what is the reason behind this interaction and how does it happen
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>>551203021
The hp gained going into dog form is a nuke with scholars ult
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>>551203840
Did they seriously fucking set executor to not do hp = hp_max and instead just gave him a 999999999999 damage heal
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>>551203971
It wouldn't matter if they did that because Scholar's ult doesn't work for healing that doesn't actually restore HP
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>>551204124
Seppuku, scholar ult, beast mode?
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Facts and truths h2h comparison for whose superior vs each boss
Dogs: Executor
Adel: Wylder
Augur: Executor
Bugs: Executor
Horse: Wylder
Libra: Draw
Caligo: Wylder
Heolstor: Executor
Balancers: Draw
Dreglord: Executor
End result? Executor 5 - 3 Wylder
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>>551203971
Sometimes the jeet coding works in the player's favour.
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>>551204194
>Heolstor: Executor
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>>551204194
>Augur: Executor
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>>551204194
Wrong
Dogs: Wylder
Adel: Wylder
Augur: Wylder
Bug Gnoster: Executor
Bug Faurtis: Wylder
Horse: Executor
Libra: Executor
Heolstor: Wylder
Balancers: Wylder
Dreglord: Wylder
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>>551204194
Raider completely shits on libra with two stun and his ult is pretty great against dogs and balancers
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>>551203392
no browns do it too but worse and to their own family usually
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>>551201701
Get night of the beast relic from dogs and use it it makes your claws do good damage and the stamina regen is good
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gg heolstor, shifty sama i kneel, so clutch
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>>551205280
holy mother of nightmare lineup
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falseflag
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>>551205280
I have no idea why I suck so much ass at fighting bosses, god damn; -max HP didn't help but still.
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15 hours of DLC and I haven't even beaten the normal version of this. It's time to kill myself.
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>>551205280
gg i suppose
that was a very difficult game
somehow didn't end up needing that wending grace and i even had shards leftover
>>551205512
you should avoid the max hp curse on relics, on weapons its manageable but the relic version lasts twice as long and its extremely easy to death spiral since it stacks with itself
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>>551205578
>basically 2026 and mongoloids STILL take pictures of their screen
just kill me already
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>>551205708
you need glasses sis
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>>551205705
>average game with humbert
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>>551205708
What the fuck are you talking about
Should I do a drawing of it or what?
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>>551205578
Beat it first try its not even that crazy you shitters
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>>551205705
The stupid balancer didn't revive me ONCE i swear he literally ressed humbert almost every timwwwwwwwww
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>>551205851
yes
preferably in ms paint
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why does the sleep church top right in hollow sometimes give me an FP regen/sleep buff after killing the lobster?
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>>551205851
you are brown
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>>551189559
>>551189665
surely the hotfix for the balancer dupe won't just be preventing the relics from stacking, right? fromsoft isn't THAT lazy, right???
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literally impossible to land a parry with latency
in a perfect world they made parries also client side like deflects are
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gg balancers yeah fuck that st trina sword sleep is completely pointless and never gets inflicted anyway
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>improved skill attack power by 15%
>improved melee attack power by 15%
am i correct in assuming that if you are focused on spamming your physical weapon skill the melee one is just overall always the better pick since it also buffs your normal attacks as well as your skill?
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>>551206536
youre lucky i only pointed forward. i was considering doing a more embarrassing gesture
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>>551206091
Fuck you
>>551206187
No, you are fucking blind
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>>551167167
I don't like his voice and I'd prefer a better guide to share but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V8_QdjK_QU
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>Retards were never spamming AoW until Balancers relic

Lmao this is how I can tell you're all fucking tourists. Elon Rong has always been known as L2 Ring

A fucking double slash does the same damage as fully charged heavy with a cheap fp cost, retards using more than 1 chain attack for bosses are just deadweights
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>>551206829
okay fine that's kind of funny.
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i am going groceries
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>>551206829
kek nice
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>>551206829
names?
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>>551206829
lmao thanks
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just burnt my damn tongue on coffee, will be throwing the next game
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Greatbow… WYLDER
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>>551206829
>calling your teammates shitters when you were 3 bar'd yourself
no self awareness eh?
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>>551207045
nobody was using double slash before balancers and if they were then they weren't doing damage
the reason melee was/is better than AoW spamming is because you can be a lot tankier and you get punished less, by L2 spamming in melee range you're getting the worst of casters/melee - the long animations/low survivability of a caster and the zdps/higher chance of getting hit as melee
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>>551206829
ggs
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>>551207334
I know I'm a shitter, thank you very much, but as you may know your own name doesn't show on screen, you colossal retard, which is why I didn't include shitter #3 on the painting.
Go fuck yourself
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>>551207045
yeah nobody was spamming hoarfrost or anything
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>>551207761
your 3 bar icon does you stupid brown moron don't fucking reply to me again with such drivel you are shit at the game and that's that
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>>551207925
Oh yeah? Then show me on the FUCKING SCREENSHOT I PAINTED >>551205578
All you do is scream "brown brown brown" when clearly you are the mongoloid who doesn't even open pictures because he shitposts about them. Go kill yourself
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q pls!!!
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>>551208157
is that you in the pic?
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>>551208210
>no bulge
None of the girls ITT look like that
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>>551208210
yes all indian wemen look like
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>>551205973
I look like this and do this
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>>551207925
retard
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Better prepare yourself, I'm 400 in D1 and I have activated the erg password!
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>>551208157
sorry but I don't want depth 4 games
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gg
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dg
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>>551208554
finally my ilk
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find dormant weapons seems broken in hollows map. like im just getting no preference at all and getting random shit from every class, whereas normal map its about 50/50 from a boss drop
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>>551208465
uh oh looks like you just got BTFO and you now will cry like a little faggot after being proven wrong
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>>551208895
some people have been suspecting it's been broken again
maybe something to do with the fact that dormant swaps appear on normal relics now?
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>>551207119
Hot and cute and sad
>>551206829
Honestly better than anything I could probably do
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>>551209043
that doesn't show a name which is what he was saying
your reading comprehension reps? ESLs i swear man
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>>551209243
>moving the goalpost
cope harder shitter you lost and don't talk about yourself in the third person you look pathetic
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gg
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>>551209243
>>551209481
Relax "ladies" you're both ugly gigahons that will never pass
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>>551209481
>I know I'm a shitter but as you may know your own name doesn't show on screen
what goalposts are being moved, retard?
i'm a different anon but seeing you third worlders shit talking people in my own language because you misunderstand what's being said disgusts me
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gg sorry for party rocking
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wasted a grafted on cold dogs, i want my money back
also gg cold dog
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>>551208554
The only person ITT that plays the game
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The extra speed and quick step in nightreign makes so many boss fights feel less egregious its so nice to be able to actully move, don't know if I could ever go back to vanilla ER now.
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anyone else wish the mesmer spear moveset used the halberd moveset instead of it being a greatspear? I think the poking isnt as satisfying for me
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>>551209941
Great spears in general feel extremely weird to me, like you're thrusting something that clearly does not want to be thrusted due to its weight, unlike colossal weapons or something that are at least relying on centrifugal force.
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>>551208895
Its never been broken it just didn't work. It alters something that happens 30% of the time at some locations its going to fail you most of the time.
>set dormant to straight swords
>they aren't in the loot pool for that poi
what do you think will happen?
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>>551210140
>you're thrusting something that clearly does not want to be thrusted due to its weight
but enough about your mom
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gg
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>>551210140
yeah thats how I also feel about them. its almost like the character feels hesitant when thrusting meanwhile he will gladly freely swing greatswords and big hammers around
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why is this weapon even in the game
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gg adel
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>>551209932
Lil brown, if you're talking about surge sprint it's useful for travel mainly, it can go farther than a roll on start up but it has no iframes so only works in specific scenarios plus it costs a lot of stamina midcombat and worse if you keep holding it.

If you didn't master pacing in ER you're just a shitter with crutchs relying on surge sprint probably running out of breath like a fatass
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>>551210349
The skill hits surprisingly hard, but yeah, I do wonder.
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>>551210349
probably just to inflate the weapon pool
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>>551210349
for the chainsaw glitch
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>>551177840
>check out my dormant katanas balancer build!
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>>551210349
Why wouldn't it be?
>>551210582
If they wanted to inflate the weapon pool they'd give us SOTE weapons
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>>551210729
I really cant wait for this free update to come out
I wonder if it will be another hidden update or they will do a whole trailer
also crossing my fingers for rennala twinblades
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5x ISA + ninvader doesnt deal as much damage as I thought it would, double balancer skill spam is still more damage
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what is this lag from
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>>551211096
I wouldn't get my hopes up just cause of one throwaway question in a chink interview
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>>551211102
Balancer meta is weird. Its clearly the stronkest thing in the fucking world but looking at your weapons you think it isn't so great. Your AR looks really low after living the ninvader beggars life.
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>>551200165
TRVKE that made the wyldjeets seethe
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>>551208371
>>551208157
That’s hot. I will now bless you with my White seed.
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>>551211443
executies be seething!
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Had Zorban outgrown erg? I miss watching erg games
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>>551211684
Yes. He hates us now.
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>Get halfway through the fight.
>Boss starts doing fucky-wucky mega-dee-dooper combo-wombo
>The entire field is covered in unblockable lightning and wind.
>This goes on for minutes as you wait your turn to attack.
>Remember when Fromsoft used to design bosses that you can defeat damageless if you had the skill?
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>>551209765
embarrassing brown meltdown of epic proportions
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>>551211802
are you quoting /v/ or did you actually type that drivel up
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>>551211802
Closest thing to good bait I've seen in a long time ITT, I'm proud of you Anon
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>>551211802
lmao nice bait
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>Enter thread
>"JEETJEETJEETJEEET"
>"YOU'RE BROWN YOU'RE BROWN YOU'RE BROWN"
>"No you're having a melty"
>"No you're having a melty"
Jesus. Why did I even come here?
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>>551211802
you're not wrong but the gimmick is hilariously trivial to circumvent
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>>551212093
>t.pajeet
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>>551212093
Ostensibly to play or discuss Elden Ring and its spinoffs (eg Dark Souls, Nightreign, etc)
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>>551210349
>try out the skill spam wyld build
>pick this up
>huh should be good
>mfw i see that start up time
>mfw i have no face
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>>551203796
Healing during Scholar ult does damage to enemies, but only when its hp you gain below 100% hp. Also its not 1 to 1, healing for 100 hp does much more than 100 damage.
The health gained by Executor entering Dog form counts as filling a new health bar and not going from 100% at 1000 to 100% at 1900 or whatever his hp is in dog.
Link all the balancers together with Schoalr ult transform into dog. Boom they all die.
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>>551212110
Enlighten me. I've died to him 3 times in a row, and I'm already suck of it. What's the gimmick?
I hate that when I'm in melee range, I don't have time to run away from his mega lightning attack. Of course, he begins this attack as I'm in the middle of my attack animation and already spent half of my stamina bar. So I have to wait to stop attacking, and then run as far as half a bar takes me, before waiting for stamina to regen. This of course means I fail to run in time, and lighting scours my back.

I think I know how to deal with the wind attack now. In the last fight, I noticed someone flying in the air. And looked and saw what I think was a spirit spring. So I guess I have to jump over it. I'll try that next time. Though, I suppose I'll still take environmental damage on my way to the spirit spring.
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>>551204851
Scholar can parry every Libra mediation by using the parry and then quickly attacking with something like a thrusting sword, this breaks the meditation.
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geegee

got really unlucky with the floor lightning
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What's the locked door about in the little side room in the new poison/rot/sleep/madness POIs?
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>>551212252
it's pretty underrated along with a bunch of the more common physical ashes like impaling thrust, double slash and wild strikes. I don't see magic ashes like gravitas, waves of darkness, spinning weapon or glintstone pebble get used much. those are all great too and drop from rises.
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>>551212536
the intended method is to run to one of the giga jump pads on the edge of the arena, or you can chug a flask that turns damage taken into health and just tank the whole thing
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>>551212797
literally just for one of the remembrance quests
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anyone know why the radagon files are all censored?
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>>551212809
>it's pretty underrated
no, i agree that all those three physical ashes that you mentioned after are great, but great serpent hunt is actual unplayable dogshit, without exaggeration the start up for the attack is like 2 seconds
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>>551212093
That’s just how it is man. Get used to it.
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>>551212961
the damage is insane though
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>>551212915
Ah I guess I should get around to doing those
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>>551211443
>>551202868
>>551200264
least obvious curry scented terr(d)jeeta posts
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>>551212536
>I hate that when I'm in melee range, I don't have time to run away from his mega lightning attack
You've always got time, I've managed it many times while in the middle of swinging a collossal weapon. Just surge sprint away the moment you have control of your character, if you queued up a 2nd attack then yeah you're dead.

A good tip for dodging Adel, any time he's walking right towards you just surge sprint into his face and run past his legs, every one of his attacks in that situation will 100% miss you, it will look like you're killing youself on purpose until you try it out and realise he's way too slow to hit you.
The only moves that can catch you are when he leaps at you, a couple of them have lingering hitboxes when he hits the ground that can catch you but in general if you roll into him you should be safe, I've done it plenty on Guardian and he has the worst dodge in the game by far so I'm sure with some practice you can manage anon.

You also don't need to sprint away from the lightning bolts when Adel does that stompy lightning explosion, run from explosion and just walk around as long as you don't stand still you won't be zapped.
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It's really sad the gaming customers are 50% if not more just gambling cucks trying to normalize their addiction into my hobby
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>>551213436
This is why I cheat in my relics
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>>551212809
spinning weapon on something with bleed or frost goes absolutely crazy
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>>551212797
Its for Scholar's remembrance quest, an objective is in there and its unlocked when his remembrance is active.
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>>551212809
The glintstone combo stab is actually pretty insane same thing with waves of darkness
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>>551208707
jokes on u anony I'm d5 again.. 6730 okay? very strong
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>>551210476
>specific scenarios
Basically every single boss has moves that can be punished and avoided with surge sprint. Dreglord is a great example, the final overhead slam in the phase 2 combo or the rake (you know THAT attack where he pulls his weapon back that has a suspiciously large range) can be easily sprinted. Granted this works in base Elden ring too and is a big reason why Elden ring combat is much better than other souls games. But downplaying surge sprint in combat because le no iframes is lmao. Also destroys the entire adel grab sequence, Artorias roar combo (and flips), etc. It’s an insanely good option which is precisely why they slapped a hefty stamina cost on it
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>>551206624
Does the melee power buff actually effect skills/charged attacks or is a shit translation where it only means R1s
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When's everdark dreglord
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>>551214469
>Does the melee power buff actually effect skills/charged attacks
It works on those yes
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>>551214548
I'm going to the shitter in an hour or so, so soon
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>>551214469
works on everything physical just like improved melee attack power as a weapon passive.
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>>551212093
Brown behavior
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>>551214469
even storm ruler counts as melee so I assume any skill counts
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>>551214548
6 hours and 5 minutes from now
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q
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gg balancers
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gg mystery birds
my bad on the dragon call, castle would've been better
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pepe how much do i need to pay you to play revenant
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GG balancers holy fuck that night one boss tilted me even if it was a skill issue on my part

>Do anything
>Boss 180's either due to someone dodging in my direction or he just fucking felt like it
>Revived into holocast gas
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>>551185903
>it extends that segment of the day
If only the d*gs raid did this too, then I would bother doing it.
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pro tip you can right click on nightreign on steam, go to properties, dlc and uninstall forsaken hollows!
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>>551212713
???

Does Libra retaliate if you strike his bubble? I've never noticed it if he does.
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>>551199265
Completely agree and was going to make the same poise, I absolute despite this retard logic. Not trading can be a massive dps loss too if it means some annoying fag enemy jumps around for awhile. If you aren’t using your successive attack or full hp bubble for good trades you’re bad
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>>551215329
ok but how do I get my $15 back
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>>551215439
ye cannea
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what are u guys gonna gift me for unblockmas
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>>551185882
>Five hour Recluse sex scene added
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why would you run towards me during red orbs
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>>551215638
trying to remove poison bug from you
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>>551215556
I'll Steam message you a kiss after we win but only if you send a mistletoe first.
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i have dogshit form to do that
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>nightmare run
>trish involved
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>>551186984
nta but i only have this many dormants with 700h and 90% are overlaps of the good ones
dormants are too rare on base relics, i've put millions of murk into it and they're all shite because the ratio of small to large relics is so bad unlike deep relics
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>>551216012
it was still on you at the end of the game, did you get poisoned again or something?
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>>551215638
>>551216012
C tier coded posts
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>>551186467
it took me so long to roll dormant staves on a base relic ever since they made it possible
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So Raider. For the good fuck you punch do I need to have taken actual massive amounts of damage? Because that's really really dumb.
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gg
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>>551216540
Damage you take during your skill counts in full despite it being reduced
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>>551216071
I save-scummed to try to get a staff relic and spent probably 2 million murk and only saw 3 and they that had bad curses too. I'm convinced that staves and seals are more rare than the rest of the weapon relics based on my experience.
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>>551216540
you need to take hits, not damage
try to stand in low-damage puddles and get hit by low damage multi-hit attacks from spear hollows etc
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thanks for the blade dance drop
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thanks for the stamp sweep drop
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>>551216760
no save scumming, this are all my dormant staves/seals with the deep ones all having 2 good lines
i sell everything that isn't good for duchess so i get a lot more rolls probably
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gg horse was memeing around with the cold fists since its only horse but that nameless king was spicy
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thanks for the war cry drop
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>>551217215
i wasted a lot of flasks on the first wave of the enemies since there were only 2 of us, so i was feeling panicky during the king fight
gg
horse is too honest of a boss so he is always fun and easy
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>D4 with randoms
>everything goes ridiculously smooth
>heolstor dies before he can even do his nuke the first time

pleasant surprises
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>>551200165
The Truth bomb that saved Christmas and blessed every child around the world to find gifts waiting for them when they wake up tomorrow
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>>551217215
I played that NK like shit. Still not accustomed to undercaker dash.
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>>551217460
Horse isn't honest at all
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>>551217621
outside of like 1 or 2 of his black arm swings everything he does is well telegraphed

dishonest is ED libra
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>>551188868
As someone who likes Guardian, no

Buffs when!?!?!
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>>551217725
Getting sniped by his railgun arrow while he hides behind his rain of arrows is not very honest.
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>>551217725
He does 1 damage when you break his spear charge which removes full hp negation and if he's not targeting you you can still get clipped by the spinning lightsaber slash
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>>551167813
honest to god impaired attacks make me want to kill myself. i do my best to avoid picking those up
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>>551169676
>Easily From's most difficult final boss (I'm not paying $60 to Activision)

didnt even read the rest, knew you were a shitter immediately.
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gg fish
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>still replying to his own post hours later
What motivates this behavior in brown people
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>>551215974
omg cute...
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GG Libra. Damn you guys were lost in new shifting earth.
Also why did you drop LessLikely to be Targeted, what if it were ED
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GG Augur
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>>551218471
I don't see the problem
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>>551218779
gg
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>>551215148
there is no amount
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>>551218471
Come to think of it now that everyone is spamming AOWs impaired attacks will be detrimental for non casters now too
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>>551215417
He knocks you back slightly when you melee it which triggers the parry.
Fartbug's stoneskin form also triggers parry when it melee it
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>>551172085
Dragons Dogma has tons of phenomenal mechanics, and it was a breath of fresh air to play after DS2 came out.
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gotta be honest playing with randoms is near impossible nowdays, not only do you have to deal with the japanese netcode folded over a thousand times but this dlc introduced so many rage quitters
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>>551212524
KINO!

>>551214963
funny
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>>551218821
I whiffed a crit on a golem once at level 2 because i picked up an attacks impaired weapon from one of the monkies at the great church
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>>551219359
>game gets worse/harder when you buy the DLC
truly fromsoft is the most innovative company out there
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>>551218821
Funny enough, this is the webm that convinced me to never pick them up.
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gg horse.... we tried
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>>551218716
insecurity and inferiority complex
>>551219689
this this this
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why are you guys so shit
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>>551219724
Names?
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>Suddenly my muscle memory for Gigadel just fucking evaporates and I become a 3 bar andy
I should have ate breakfast bweeh
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>>551220369
I've literally never seen you dodge a boss attack
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When did this whole wylder vs executor rivalry start?
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stfu sludge you're garbage
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I'm gonna become a bird main
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>>551220369
>>551220630
Name?
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>>551220630
I don't play with /erg/ though desu
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>>551220637
today
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>>551220690
Don't be rude to sludge
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>>551217621
every time you got hit vs horse its your fault
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>>551218115
>which removes full hp negation
it doesn't
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>>551219724
>nyormal hyorse
>gyatt bow in-fryame
pyottery
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>>551220810
that makes his statement true tho
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yawn
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So wait, if I want to play with deep relic effects but want a relaxed run (ie lower rank, 1~2) if I reach Rank 3 by just doing random runs I can no longer lower my depth?
Do I understand this system right? Because if so, that's absolute garbage
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>>551221075
No you retard
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>>551220926
not your army
seek therapy
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Holy shit. Why do Ranni/Carian fags get so triggered when players point out that they’re indistinguishable from a woke western feminist’s wet dream?

>>>/v/729071573


Is horse shoe theory real? People will support the thing they’re vapidly against without even realizing it?

“It’s Japan they can do no woke!”.

Even though George and Miyazaki are massive feminists who think women are both smarter and stronger than men?

By god this fanbase is stupid.

I also forgot to mention that Miyazaki’s wife whispers into his ear - AND HE HAS SAID THIS BEFORE IN AN INTERVIEW.
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>>551221075
Then how does it work?
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gg normal libra
>it's a town merchant sells no skill attack passives episode
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551220926
why do you care so much
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>>551221075
adding a way to manually de-rank was the first thing they added after community feedback
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>>551221369
At least he usually supplies attack at full hp up weapons
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Nightreign has become my favorite fucking game. I hope they continue to expand it, but that's a pipe dream. Gotta soak it up while I can.
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>>551221369
gg mystery goat, merchant also wasn't selling any LLTBT but luckily it was a smol goat
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>>551221181
The thread is dead moronic faggot. Stop thinking everyone wants you to raid shit. You’re not that special or that powerful.

This is me telling you to accept the fact that Elden Ring is a massively feminist fantasy game. They probably said this in their meeting. “Miyazaki-san, let’s make this fantasy feminist; so many fantasies are not feminist”. “Yes, George-san, haha fantasy is totally not feminist enough, so true, haha”.

You know damn well that’s how it worked out in their meetings.
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>>551221369
i in turn was looking for one (1) damage negation so that i wouldn't get one shot at 1300 hp
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>>551221468
Sorry it's all Duskbloods updates now
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>>551221404
“This game is about powerful women”
“No idiot it’s about women fucking up”
“It’s about how women both build and destroy, correct”
“No it’s a Female Moment the Game and women ruin everything”
“Women do everything in this world yes”
“No the men do and save everything”
“Not according to the lore no”
“Did you play this game?”
“Did you?”

Anon the amount of men in denial about this game is hilarious. It’s closer to a psychological essay than a true game at this point. Men will literally blind themselves to female superiority when it happens. It’s a self preservation tactic. Otherwise the /v/tard’s ego is ruined. It’s a test to show how weak the will is within the gamer community. No shit it is.
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>>551220926
>>551221541
I dunno about that thread but Miyazaki doesn't think women are stronger and smarter than men, he just knows that if you make a woman cool then people like that. It's a very simple formula.
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>>551221452
How do I manually de-rank? I went over the patch notes but it seems I missed the mention how
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>>551221886
you're replying earnestly to the mentally ill stop doing that.
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>>551221886
>dunno about that thread but Miyazaki doesn't think women are stronger and smarter than men; you’re denial rotted

You’re definitive proof of what >>551221871 just said lol
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>>551219359
I like watching the randos spaz out and die on their shitty route while i solo bosses accross the map and clear camps. Shit makes me rock hard everytime they spam pings and rage quit.
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>>551221994
if you have Deep of Night selected it should be Triangle, check the bottom of the screen for the button if you're using m&kb
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In other words, "miyazaki bad."
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>>551221886
I mean.

1. Someone (Malenia) 1/10th of Radahn’s mass could equal him in combat, and also one shot him using some gay ass visual incantation effect (scarlet aeonia).

2. No male has reached 70 intelligence according to the lore. Rennala word for word took over a men’s club.

3. The sun is replaced (far off and distant) by a female object (a giant tree) and the moon (a female object) is oversized and far too close to the earth.

You may not like what anon has to point out - but it’s very much in the game/lore.
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>>551212713
Yeah but scholar sucks dong to play
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Wait. Is Scholar lore legit? Is being an Albinauric seen as a disease? Do people not know they’re albinauric until it’s too late? Are there hidden third and fourth Gen albinaurics that don’t even know they are albinaurics? It’s so diluted it doesn’t show up until later?
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gg bug
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>>551222718
>Is being an Albinauric seen as a disease
No, but they're all kinda fucked up
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>>551222718
Could be a consequence of silver/mimic tears having a thorough sex life until they aren’t silver anymore. This is what lore is implying happened to Sellia.
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>>551222896
gg animus, thanks for the ritual shield talisman I didn't found any negation during the run
sick great hollow run btw
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>>551222015
I'm not busy.
>>551222060
Denial rotted? What part about the Witch of Izalith's actions was smarter and stronger than men's? What part about Quelana was smarter and stronger than men's? Friede abandoning her mission after becoming Ash? Lady Maria for killing herself because she couldn't live with what she'd done? It goes on.
>>551222458
1. That's a nonissue. We're 1/10th Radahn's mass and can equal him in combat.
2. And then she fell victim to love and turned into a catatonic retard.
3. Marika couldn't do any of what she did without Godfrey.

What are you arguing about anymore? That you hate to see women fighting, or smart, or tending giant trees?
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>>551218763
>>551218779
ggs
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Imagine playing souls games for ten+ years and still not know that miyazaki thinks women > men or that magic is female
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>>551221369
>>551221509
ggs
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i fucking hate those spastic dog adds in the dog event, how the fuck did they think this was a good idea?
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>>551223339
What part about the Witch of Izalith's actions was smarter and stronger than men's? What part about Quelana was smarter and stronger than men's? Friede abandoning her mission after becoming Ash? Lady Maria for killing herself because she couldn't live with what she'd done? Go on now. Show me up. I'm not busy.
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why are you entertaining him?
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>>551223287
Damn that guy got owned
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>>551222718
Albinaurics are a long inbred line of fake people that stemmed from mimics eventually, like a secondary society trying to replicate a better thing. They don't know the reason why they age fast just that they do, they think its part of their life as a curse. The player knows there's more to it if they've played ER and know the lore there.
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why does erg hate on post damage attacks whenever someone posts relics?
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>>551223604
Worry about yourself, faggot. Go play some Nightreign.
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>>551222718
They're all cripples or worse anon.
Their hope is to be fixed in the base game by being reborn through Miquella's tree or through whatever Latenna's thing with the giant albinauric was. Some turned to Mogger's blood powers.
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Miyazaki doesn't really think women > men, he's just a masochist. It's like Fujimoto from Chainsaw Man.
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>>551223732
D5 cheaters had to resort to no-hit mentalities to stay D5 so they don't understand how normal people play anymore. having a post-damage +2 so the effect is on is a little different from stacking 3 levels and using 3 slots for it mind you.
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>>551223735
no.
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>>551223859
Fact nuke.
http://soulslore.wikidot.com/das1-game-no-shokutaku#toc0
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>>551223681
Those claymen are literally called ‘rune starved’ in the game files lul; the Nox had to resort to alchemical incest to survive a life in the underground away from how life is meant to work (unless you assume the Elden beast hijacked evolution itself) within the ‘goldilocks zone’ of the Erdtree.
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*The scholar has entered the chat*
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>>551223956
You just know he had a boner when making Ranni kill the player character after you fail to turn her into a sex doll
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>>551222718
Yeah but he's a foreigner thats never been to the lands between before so doesn't know anything about his origins to him his people simply age and die preternaturally quick.
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Friendly reminder that we decided that 2026 will be a clean slate.
So all your 3bar images, webms, mp4s, gifs and other media will be null and invalid.
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>>551223859
Nah he legit thinks women are stronger and smarter. In the original version of the first Dark Souls, only women had access to all spells. You would have to be female to use certain spells; namely pyromancy.

This doesn’t overlap with masochism, as any man who submits or admits to female superiority is effectively masochistic and emasculating behavior. Men aren’t meant to be the inferior sex.
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>>551223732
None of the relics you have equipped matters so long as you secure a win.
>But you're being unoptimal!
Winning is the only thing that matters.
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>>551220637
When did str vs dex start?
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>>551224167
Isn’t he of the Hierodas conspectus? I was under the impression that Recluse was the major foreigner.
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>>551224114
You're probably right and they eventually all got replaced with mimics that kept the society going like a hamster wheel doing nothing. Then enough time passes and the mimics filter to the surface in their own weird plato's cave allegory and get fucked by someone because why not and then organic life is intermingled with inorganic.
There's no telling just how natural or not the people we see in the game are.
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>the Harmonia are called valkyries and are "Balancers" who seek to banish chaos and balance the world for the heavens
>Malenia is called a valkyrie from the mountainous city of the gods and in ER 1.0 her official title is "Arbitress Malenia", an arbiter being someone who keeps the peace by balancing legal disputes like a judge
what does it mean?
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>>551224317
You haven't engaged me here:
>>551223287
>>551223510
Thanks for the concession, bitch boy.
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>>551224317
This DOES* overlap with masochism, my apologies

It’s biologically ingrained into men to not want to be inferior to women, in order to protect them. The outlier female who’s at the very least as capable as a man is this magical moment that’s an exceptional or unceremonious instance.
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>>551224474
>Isn’t he of the Hierodas conspectus?
He is but he's a field medic abinauric outside the lands between. He calls the lands between the land of his origins like he's never been there and in the game he is studying history books on liurnia like he's never heard of it.
Hierados was the consceptus about travelling the world.
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>>551221541
I think Miyazaki just has a fetish for tall woman and a fascination with pregnancy. Actually, both of these things are confirmed by the man himself. Cross that with him liking old TRPGs and anime with swords and you get characters like Marika, Malenia, and Rennala.
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>>551224626
It means Nightreign uses a lot of ideas from early Elden Ring that got put aside for the final product. Considering the God of Vengeance cut quest, Harmonia, the Formless Mother, it's evident that the Formless Mother or an entity like the Formless Mother was a major deity at one point in development. She was likely split into the current form of the Formless Mother, and the GEQ, with Malenia being moved to a child of Marika.
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>>551224626
Altus Plateau is “mountainous” the same way Anor Londo was “mountainous”. It’s overlooking everyone.
>>551224627
Um. The Witch of Izalith had a lord soul. Seath did not. The Witch of Izalith could create life in bulk while Seath could only delicately or selectively do it. The Witch knew sorcery older than Seath.

She’s an example of a female mage that is superior. Just like Rennala was superior to Azur and Lusat.
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>>551224929
Malenia being a child of Marika we know goes back to GRRM's original draft. Her now lacking the Arbitress title is a very last-minute change by comparison. It's in version 1.0 and IIRC some of the promotional items still call her that (the special edition physical items do call her the Red Queen at least, which is also a 1.0-only name, similar to how the DS3 special edition called the SOC the Red Knight).
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>>551224783
Pregnancy is the most magical thing of all to an insufferable feminist like himself and that is why magic is le female in his games.

>>551224929
Miyazaki wings everything and changes his mind all the time. He replaced the Nox with the Hornsent in the DLC. He gives no fucks about anything.
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>a single lore question triggered him this hard
kek
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>>551224474
>Isn’t he of the Hierodas conspectus?
What is that supposed to mean
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>>551223867
>t. hardstuck d3 shitter
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>>551224929
Makes sense.
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Gwyn’s Lord Soul was larger than Nito’s and Izalith’s combined. A polar opposite of the Dark Soul which was shrivelled. It waned as the Dark Soul grew.

This is why the Lord Soul gifted to Seath by Gwyn is the same size as Izalith’s and Nito’s Lord Souls. This is why the Lord Soul fragment gifted to the Four Kings is a lot smaller than Seath’s. They were given at different points.
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Why do depth 2 “people” here say that scholar has a bad dodge when his dodge is the best in the game if we ignore undertaker’s active skill dodge
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>>551225402
You got stuck at D3? Why didn't you start playing like a huge coward like the rest of us so you could climb D5 easily?
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>>551225324
https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Hierodas+Glintstone+Crown
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>>551225324
Traveller type wizards. Perhaps they have groups abroad who try to attract people to Raya Lucarian philosophy. They have to get their scholars from somewhere. Recruiters. But also just actual researchers abroad.
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>>551225528
>depth 2
Anon...do I need to say it...?
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>>551225528
Idk? I only played him for the rememby quest but it felt in line with other characters. Nowhere near guardians dodge
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>>551225528
>when his dodge is the best in the game
source?
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>>551225538
insane cope at display here
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>>551225528
A lot of them don't know how to use it because it is a little hidden. 9/10 people will think you are talking about dodge rolls.
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>>551186929
>it took me a week to kill Radagon.
Probably because he can't be bleed cheesed you disgusting casual reddit retard subhuman
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Seath was actually the superior of the Witch of Izalith. Sorcery started with the ancient dragons. Not her. She technically butchered her sorcery into something a lot more primitive.

Seath mastered souls - the form of all life, period - while Izalith (whose lord soul was representative of life ironically enough) blew herself apart and the only life she made was twisted demonic life in bulk.

Seath’s life being beautiful and sophisticated in contrast

The witch of Izalith and Nito probably had the lamest lord souls all things considered, since life/death is associated with souls, period. Gwyn’s was nuclear from the get-go.
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>>551225893
bodied that freak
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>>551225712
It's cool that he has it, but its really not good
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>>551225994
thanks grok
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>>551220968
>nyormal hyorse
Is stronger than ED
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The primeval sorcerers are also obviously based on Seath and his fascination or obsession with crystals, or just the primordial crystal, so I don’t know why people think Rennala is superior to those two, when they’re embodying the idea that crystal is immortal/transcendent to lowlier matters.
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>>551186929
>I defeated Malenia
Congrats

>with a +9 Mimic
Oh nevermind
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>”lore” schizo wakes up
>thread goes to shit
Every single time
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>>551226113
It working on r1 presses means you never get hit. He has full on attack cancel with i-frames and no one else can do that. Duchess and undertaker have buffs for finishing an attack string, scholar has an innate skill to deactivate a combo string on demand to bail to keep hp.
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>>551225430
>>551225994
>>551226229
Oh look a lore fag who actually knows what he’s talking about.
The only people who think fire magic and moon magic are superior to based blue magic are moronic fem/moon fags.
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>>551225994
Lord Souls also weren't granted by any merit we know of, they just literally found them. Except Seath's.
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I've seen people nuke the Balancers using Executor and Scholar's ults together. I tried it today and it didn't work. Has it already been fixed?
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>be only level 3 still with first night closing bc retards wanted to pick over items
>ping middle castle since it's crucible knights
>faggot undertakers both ping a church on the literal other side of the map despite my insistence
I just checked out at that point
/end blog
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>>551223339
i can't imagine being this fucking dumb
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>>551226509
>he doesnt know
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>>551221541
George’s influence is definitely felt in ER. Everyone knows what politics he holds. Unfortunate but true.
>>551220637
It’s the usual shit stirring troll who fixates intensely on anything at random.
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>>551226265
He was obviously here already and the albinauric question being answered triggered the fuck out of him like usual.
>>551226330
Getting good at the parry part of his monocle skill also removes a good amount of dodges you'd want to do. You can use the cancel to backup then use the monocle to parry anything instead of dealing with the bad i-frames on the normal dodge.
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Its actually insanely obvious that the darksign sun at the soul of cinder arena is a reference to a bleeding asshole after too much gay sex popped the hemorrhoids inside it
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>>551226704
what a weird thing to post
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>>551220731
didn’t ask fag post more cute pics like that
>>551221468
pathetic cuck post
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>>551223045
No, it doesn’t.
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>>551220637
A furry that makes horse porn fanfiction is mad that wylder is main character guy. He started affixing his -jeet obsession to them in a faux rivalry when wylder became the guy to pick in depths.
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>>551226435
Blue(soul) magic was associated with the moon and femininity in Dark Souls. Seath was likely seen as a weakly feminine fag by the ancient dragons and that’s why he (Seath) rebelled. It wasn’t just because of his lack of scales (although lacking those immortal scales probably made him a lot submissive/“feminine”).

The moon in Elden Ring is inseparable from glintstone theory. Carian philosophy is the belief that the moon goes WITH the stars, not against them. Moons have their own gravity and intercept stars/starlight.

I still don’t buy that the moon outweighs all other cosmos bodies, though. Ymir’s spell were obnoxiously offensive in their implications (conjuring a miniature universe cost 30 less intelligence than conjuring a miniature moon apparently - although perhaps this has to do with the incarnation aspect).
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>>551226458
I could easily picture Gwyn find them first.
>>551227092
It does. Sellians once bled silver, but no more, and they appear to have abandoned the need for their giant albinauric throne - those giant albinauric maternal figures are likened to Philia, who is necessary to birth albinaurics.
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>>551223859
>>551223956
>>551224138
gross
>>551223510
we killed maria though
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>>551227116
Maybe hypothetical Lingering Microcosm and Lasting Microcosm sorceries would cost more…….
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gg greg
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gg greg
>mountaintop
>only 2 fort invaders
>balancer raid
>death knights
>dancing lion
awful fucking seed
was it laggy for you guys too or is it a problem on my end i need to fix?
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>>551226265
>>551226669
can’t imagine what drives a tard to be like that. fundamentally beyond the functioning brain to understand.
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>>551227585
>>551227673
ggs
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What happened to Lotus? I don't see him anymore.
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>>551227673
GG, was getting some lag at the beginning which sorted itself out right around the end of the first day

Also were you guys actually hitting the dragon because I didn't see SHIT on my screen

Also I have no idea how dancing lion even works apparently
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>>551228010
oh yeah the dragon was fucked too and spawned on the left
it was there for me and you left when it was half health but i was fine skipping it for the trolls/mines anyway, was wondering why you were staring vacantly at it
also i bought you your crabs you just auto-picked them up if that's what you wanted in the shelter
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>>551227673
the lag was awful right at the beginning with chests taking 3 seconds. however it seemed to be fine after that. yeah, there was no ice dragon on my screen. i just spammed my L2 til my fp ran out in case i did dmg then i left
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I refuse to believe that the female focused Carians are better than the male focused Raya Lucarians since the evidence going for the former is cringer (Sailor Moon mom/daughter/sister power) while the evidence going for the latter (cosmic alien eldritch enlightenment) is just cooler.

There’s a point where what is considered canon is just not really all that satisfying or impressive narratively speaking.

As an example, Miquella being the rapist (hopefully just mentally) of Radahn, lore wise, explicitly so, more or less ruins the lore or charm/character of both.

It’s still ambiguous as far as the Carians and Raya Lucarians are concerned. You cannot assume either way completely. I am safe taking the less cringe trajectory for now. Until a sequel comes out with some explicit text saying something like “and so the women btfo the men”.

I also don’t like how they make the Carians into a red headed sex joke in the DLC, as it dilutes the romance of the base game, and it makes me think that Miyazaki never really actually cared for the integrity of the Carians at all.
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>>551228235
probably the servers being fucked then
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Why is there so much talk about formless mother but why is there no deformed father?
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>>551228379
Twin moons really shat all over the mother and daughter dynamic of Ranni and her mom. I hate it. I fucking hate it. I liked the mystery of whether there was one or two moons about. If it was the same moon or a different moon.

“b-but you see a second moon at the moonlit altar” doesn’t really mean anything since the moon Rennala saw might not even be the real moon.
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>>551228603
why are you replying to your essay and quoting some made up strawman to continue the conversation with yourself?
i'm glad i'm not schizophrenic
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>>551228379
Spell requirements are just a game contrivance, I'd say the Ymir spells are supposed to be much more sophisticated than summoning a slow floating moon. I also like this implication here >>551227495
about spells we don't discover in game being potentially world-altering levels of spells.
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We do NOT want to play D4
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>the evidence going for the former is cringer (Sailor Moon mom/daughter/sister power) while the evidence going for the latter (cosmic alien eldritch enlightenment) is just cooler
>is just cooler

This is why I’m pro primeval since it’s just better writing than “lol moongurl power”
Sorry Miyazaki please get your writing act and writing standards together and learn what’s actually cool
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>>551228781
It’s just showing that Rennala surpassed her mentor. Unless it’s another case of George writing a character like Gideon to be the superior of Rennala but for whatever reason Miyazaki didn’t feel like implementing it that way. I don’t know.
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You know, there is a discord where this shit never happens. Just saying.
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>>551229136
I find it more tolerable to talk to trannies when they're anonymous
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>>551228939
Miyazaki is Japanese. The Japanese have this annoying habit of taking cool concepts and ruining them by sprinkling on a dumb superlady or loli into the mix.

>>>/v/729095248
> If this was western you'd be onto something.
> But the real answer is that Miyazaki is a fucking loser waifufag. It's the same reason why a lot of anime have hot powerful women in them and weak/no men. He's just jerking off. It's been like that since Demon Souls where you always had to go to that dumb bitch to level up.
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>>551229364
>The Japanese have this annoying habit of taking cool concepts and ruining them by sprinkling on a dumb superlady or loli into the mix.
Fate Grand Order……. reee
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We love loli around here
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ggs loli
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>>551229243
This this this
>>551229364
>>551229609
That’s not always bad. It’s just when they handle it with zero tact and turn it into obvious fan service
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>>551229364
I don't care about what some retard from /v/ said a day ago.
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>>551228781
>I'd say the Ymir spells are supposed to be much more sophisticated than summoning a slow floating moon
Wouldn’t it be the opposite? In a bad way? Women overcomplicate everything and the moons are overly loaded and don’t actually do much that other spells can’t already do. Like, it’s not even the best anti-magic spell. To argue her moon is the bestest spell ever is like arguing the killing curse in Harry Potter is the best spell ever since it “eats through magic”. Well, Eternal Darkness gobbles magic.
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yo barrage with skill power is nuts brrrrrr
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Female ancestral followers are bigger than the males so this means that life just naturally favors females in this game lul and you know this is true since ancestral followers are the most natural or them all
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>All these retards running Balancers Duchess
Jesus christ. One was even running Dormant Katanas. What a fucking retard.
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Feminists, as another said, are no different from self hating masochists who are in denial about who gets shit done in the world. A world without men would be a lot fucking worse than a world without women.

> The outlier female who’s at the very least as capable as a man is this magical moment that’s an exceptional or unceremonious instance
Also this. There IS a charm to a woman standing out amongst men, I just wish they handled it a lot less “obnoxiously”.
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>>551230202
double balancers with starting frost stomp is legit. duchess has plenty of good AoW spam options.
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Seems like eating that pizza slice this morning was a mistake.
It's gonna be a 50/50 between throwing up or shitting myself. Wish me luck lads.
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>>551230298
A woman being better than a man will never not be obnoxious to men I hope you realize
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>>551230479
It's 4pm
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>>551230498
Are all men 12 year olds mentally? No, they are emotionally five years old.
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>>551230420
Yeah but... Melee sucks and they're running into melee nonstop. PLay fucking Wylder or Executor if you wanna be Balancerpilled. Duchess is best when she's leaning into casting thanks to being much more surviveable than other casters.

Every time so far I ended up mogging them with Affinity +6 and Fth respec.
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>>551230479
I have some questions.

1. What type of pizza?
2. Did you leave it out overnight?
3. Do you have digestion issues?
4. Do you think women are better than men?
5. Do you think women or men are better at shitting?
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>>551225528
I assume people just look at the iframes, see it's near guardian's dodge, and assume it's bad because of that. Probably never played guardian enough to know his dodge is bad because of distance, not iframes.
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>>551230651
don't tell me you're druggie anon
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>https://litter.catbox.moe/gwqu9jgsjscsbon9.mp4
Absolutley 10 out 10 best fucking boss fight in the whole of soulsborne and this was literally the best online co-op expereince I've had fucking amazing.
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They say Rennala’s full moon is the best anti magic spell to use against casters.
…It’s actually Eternal Darkness.

They say Rellana’s twin moons is the best “get away from me” spell to spam.
…It’s actually Gravitational Missile (+ Fleeting Microcosm)

Women
Cannot
Invent
Spells
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>>551230651
Duchess with double balancers and affinity+6 is legit. I don't know why you think otherwise and I don't know why you think Exe and Wylder are better with their non existent FP bar.
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guys what if time only progressed as you gained runes?
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>>551230921
>Women
>Cannot
>Invent
>Spells
They really can’t. Notice how all the blue and blue-green spells are just smaller and smaller variants or derivatives of the real primeval spells? This implies Rennala wasn’t able to make smaller and smaller moon spells the way Azur and Lusat made smaller and smaller comets and meteors, respectively, KEK. Her conspectus isn’t even a true conspectus.
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>>551231032
None of them were going Affinity +6 with Double Balancer though. They're just metasloppering. Day 2 Flamestrike spam isn't good.
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>>551228746
You sound like a Carian simp.
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>>551228746
Pathetic isn’t it? lol
>>551230479
Deserved
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>>551226632
Correct, I don't know which is why I'm asking
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>>551231221
I’m pretty sure the moon is a personal magnum opus sort of deal that symbolizes the reflection of the self - “I am like the moon” - and that’s why the twin moons represent Rennala and her sister’s closeness.
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>>551230920
>I am a rape victim from South Asia and this is my 10 rupee worth shill post
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>>551230692
if you are gonna use the fire spread you might as well use wylder's earring which also gives you +1 character skill and is the only way to have both effects on one relic
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>>551230890
That guy has been keeping a low profile these days. Guess he got shat on too hard and was cowed into submission.
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Why should I keep playing after I beat all the bosses
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>>551231264
Weapons and armor (including boss weapons) would be cool but nightreign needs to have its own unique shit
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Okay but seriously why are gravitational missile spammers the literal fucking worst
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ggs wormface
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>>551230920
Glad you're having fun anon Libra's great
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Is it just me or is the crystal hollow absolute dogshit to navigate
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>>551231228
If they don't go affinity+6 or holy+12, then those are just shitters.
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>>551232110
I do not care if Nightreign has unique shit, especially considering it pulls 9/10ths of it's content from the base game. It's gameplay loop is the draw. Give me Nightreign bosses in a game that has meaningful progress beyond the equivalent to minmax gem farming from Monster Hunter
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>>551231264
fromsoft/bamco would probably try to shut down any efforts, they already did that with those offline everdark mods which do nothing but let you fight nightreign bosses in nightreign
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>>551232395
>they already did that with those offline everdark mods
There are literally still Nightreign boss arena mods to this very day, everdark and DLC included. I know because I use them.
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>one or two women do a smart thing
>”OMG ITS THE END OF THE WORLD”
>”WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING”
I hate you guys so much
Do you even love your mothers?
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>>551230692
Its not bad.
You'll find better value using a chalice that lets you use balancer relic, Wylder earring and the last relic being post damage healing.
But what you have there is fine, just remember to visit a mine to upgrade your weapon
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I like how they nerfed Comet Azur int on being fucking useless as of Shadow of the Erdtree but it’s fucking amazing in Nightreign if you get a good setup.
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>>551232510
>everyone was born under the same star equally

Fuck off retarded commie
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>>551232653
All three primeval spells were nerfed into being useless.

Stars of Ruin was once a great spell for PvP before whiners whined and they made its tracking WORSE than fucking Star Shower.

Founding Rain of Stars was remade but better as Rain of Fire. The latter does the same damage, only takes up one slot, oh and it can be cast from a distance!

Miyazaki is a caster hating pig. This is why there’s only one true caster boss in the entire fucking game.
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>>551230498
>>551230625
foid delusion
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We can’t trust a woman’s math!
Count it again!
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>>551232653
RoA handily outpaces comet azur by a significant margin, it's not great in Nightreign either.
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Still haven’t played Nightreign. Still refuse to. It ruined and diluted the charm of the base game in a way that Shadow of the Erdtree couldn’t even do.

If you play Nightreign you hate Elden Ring.
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>>551193093
*breeds you*
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>>551232653
Recluse is just the best spellcaster in the lands between.
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>>551232246
You're just unfamiliar with it, once you understand how it works it clicks pretty fast
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If you consider that the main enemy in Elden Ring's world are Outer Gods and the only way to leave their influence is to elevate your state of being to something else (because not even in death you are saved) then Azur, Lusat and Ranni are the "smartest" people around and the rest are just dumb retards perpetuating the (infinite) cycle (of violence). Sellen also tried and who knows what happened to her.

>>551230298
Women are more inclined to the "left" so the world elite turned modern feminism into an identity-based movement to maintain the status quo and it worked. The problem stopped being "capitalism" and turned into "patriarchy". Liberal feminism plummeted global fertility rates and it turned fighting "injustice" in the world with nothing but words (tweet out that racism is bad) mainstream. But wait...Elden Ring?
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>>551233250
RoA fucking sucks bro
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>>551203392
No, browns have higher rates statistically
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What's the Indian meta on this game?
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>>551232653
every time i've gotten an azur+infinite fp flask setup it has been underwhelming, even against bosses that are perfectly still
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>>551220810
>>551220369
don’t post my crystal wife here fag last warning
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>>551234039
>guardian
ummm.....
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>>551224408
I look like that.
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>>551233429
>If you consider that the main enemy in Elden Ring's world are Outer Gods
Like in Lovecraft, the outer gods are just lower dimensional intrusions or our own lower dimensional interpretations of reality’s, or nature’s, grand scheme. The outer gods are forces of nature and nature in this world is infectious and evil. It is seen to compete like a disease. The Miranda plants are very important.
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>>551234039
would be if guardian wasn't utter trash
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>>551233615
Like I said. Right setup. Luck. There are a lot of videos of people melting bosses with it. It’s just awkward to land.
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>>551234039
you're so random taking a phone photo xDDD i rofld so friggin hard!!!1!
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>>551233615
you suck!
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>>551234260
Yeah that's pretty much it.
>The Miranda plants are very important.
How so?
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>explicitly the most destructive spell in the lore
>”well we can’t make it too awesome”
Why?
Why not?
It takes up three slots.
Why is From such a pussy when it comes to magic?
This is why lower level spells end up being better then high end spells
They still haven’t figured shit out
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>>551234569
mods fix this
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>>551234440
you would do more damage with a crystallian build or carian slicer than you would using azur with a maxxed out inventory of buffs, infinite FP and a stationary target
meteorite of astel is the better infinite FP spam spell
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>>551225169
>>551233104
truth nuke
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>>551233590
Bird. That’s all you need to know.
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>>551230920
>that executor actually trying to break the sigils instead of just using his ult
smartest rando
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>>551232653
Comet azur is just a shit crystal torrent
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>>551234569
>Why is From such a pussy when it comes to magic?
Seriously. It took a lot of fucking whining for the red lightning spells to get buffed to where they're at now and they're STILL just "ok."
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>>551234913
you can face tank and trade even in D5 and you can solo nightlords with 3 people it'll just take 40 minutes
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>>551235012
I mean in ER ancient dragon lightning melts bosses
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>>551234548
Miranda plants absorb nature. You have like 4-5 variants pointing to nature being infectious. Glintstone (which also grows like a plant) variants, scarlet rot variants, frenzied variants, etc.

The natural state of the Miranda plant uses a form of light magic - perhaps this is an indicator that yellow/gold really is the colour of life. Or it might just be the consequence of bathing in the light of the Erdtree the way sunflowers face it - as it has taken up the position of the sun. The sunflower is supposed to face the sun.

I’ve long speculated that the Elden Ring, and by way the Erdtree, is a sort of nod to the goldilocks zone of star bodies. It’s a pseudo central star. Perhaps it hijacked our star and made life revolve around it, instead of our star. It MADE it geocentric.

Glintstone is based on stardust so I think it’s fine to think the Elden Ring (yellow stars) might represent the goldilocks requirement for life.
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I heard that that Beast Claw being dsyfunctional in Nightlord arenas might be because Rev is too short, is dat true?
Also heard that in the network test Beast Claw didn't even work on water
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>>551235147
what is wrong with you
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bg adel we got exposed none of us can carry for shit
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>>551235185
I've found beast claw on faith undertaker and it's still inconsistent as hell on her.
It's still an incredible spell, you just gotta put up with the jank.
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>>551234039
not only is it the best relic in the game, it also happens to be the best photo in this general
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>>551235128
Any spell that still melts bosses was sadly forgotten or not complained about enough. This is why I hate PvP martial fags. Their whining entirely determines the future of magic balance. I hate it. Why does Miyazaki even listen to them? He doesn’t even PLAY his games. Fuck me.
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Will I be able to play the coop mod with my friend if I'm on steam and his copy isn't legitimate? Any workarounds?
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>>551235270
>we
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>>551234039
Guardian main here.

>Successful guarding fills art gauge
Not bad, guardian's ult is already fairly fast to refill especially if you don't hold it for invuln (saves about 30% of the charge).
>Draw enemy attention
Even if it feels like it doesn't work half the time, it's still necessary. Just be sure to shieldpoke often to keep triggering aggro. Works very well with the previous passive.
>Guard counter boosted based on HP
Very strong due to Guardian's naturally high HP stat. Downside is that you can lose that effective bonus during bossfights from chip damage, so it's only really good if you have a very strong defensive setup or shield buffs for negation.
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>>551234913
yeah thats basically guardian. I'd say Wylder, nun and Exec are pretty self sufficient though, depends on if you count them as "tanks". they technically are there to try and soak aggro so recluse/duchess can shoot her girl goo all over the place
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>>551235185
The thing where you cast it and nothing comes out happens everywhere. Also had it happen on Recluse the few times ive used it on her.
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this is it this is the last erg thread say goodbye everyone
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>>551235185
It depends more on the terrain and the specific nightlord you fight with it. If you're fighting Adel you'll generally see a lot of success
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>>551235270
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Will we reach 1000 posts? Let’s try it…
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goodbye terr you were the best.
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break the erg beat the erg you killed our gemmy so we will kill your gennie
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>>551235356
Hello please answer my questions niggers
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>>551235273
>>551235405
>>551235478
Okay but why can't they just FUCKING fix it? Apparently this has been janky ass bullshit since Elden Ring. They didn't do a little extra testing now that it's an Incant you can start with? Fuck Ishizaki and fuck japan
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>>551234569
>>551235012
Face it. Magic/casting has always taken a back seat in these games. It’s martial combat first and foremost. This is why From very rarely designs caster-focused enemies and bosses. It’s always martial or a mix of martial and magic.

Bloodborne was Miyazaki’s favorite game to make, and he didn’t even allow casting as a proper build. Magic in BB is purely complimentary. He threw in magic in the Souls games because it’s just sprinkles on top to him. An added stereotype to make it shinier.
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>>551235645
kill yourself
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>>551235482
>>551235375
you see in this coop game there are 3 people playing together and the outcome of the run is determined by their collective abilities and knowledge of the map
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>>551234484
It could just be from the ps5 version.
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q 4 deep
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>>551235356
probably not but why dont you just test it and find out?
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>>551235848
you three barred
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Had Miyazaki made/designed a wizard themed game, you can be sure he’d make the sword themed magics the best ones. By far. He would make the headmaster some sword focused Godric Gryffindor bullshit.

That or female exclusive moon focused group that only lets women into their fold.
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just a lost run with randoms because erg queue was dead fuck you guys
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big black woman boobs
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>>551236198
KEK you are probably right……..
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>>551236320
im 1/3
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>>551235906
I mean I know it doesn't work and redditrannies are of no help - because piracy is BAD...
I was hoping that a fellow anon would have it figured out.
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>>551235340
I mean comet was never nerfed and that's one of the best PvE spells so at least PvP'ers didn't get to that

also gravitational missile never got nerfed somehow
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Just be happy that the lore of ER is vague and ambiguous enough in areas that you can argue or put forth some counterpoint always
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>>551236376
im taking a break cuz i got really pissed off
didn't help we got great hollows with + ED libra while jobbing to the towers
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The real hardmode is depth 1-3 with randoms. D5 with randoms has felt easy mode ever since I started it.
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How does one even make greatbows work in D3+ anytime i run them i feel like I'm tickling the bosses but I've seen some other players do some evil stuff with them
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>>551236005
I was already tilted at that points, I lost it completely after failing to stop the storm for some fucking reason
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>>551236596
tank builds still faceroll the game on D3 so it doesn't matter if your teammates suck ass
D4 is probably the hardest, it requires you to play well but you don't have access to the god gamers/cheaters of D5
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>>551235147
>Miranda plants absorb nature. You have like 4-5 variants pointing to nature being infectious. Glintstone (which also grows like a plant) variants, scarlet rot variants, frenzied variants, etc.
I see. To be fair, this is present in almost every enemy in the game. Just look at Mohgwyn's Palace (and what happens when Morgott releases his curse), the many "golden" variants of animals (not limited to them, however) because of the Erdtree (bears, fireflies, scarabs), the deathblight enemies (like crabs, omens) and so on.

>>551235356
No. Your friend needs to buy the game or you need to crack the game to play with him (and then download online-fix)
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>>551236812
you don't they're ass, maybe with a skill power build using radahn's
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>>551237047
>551237047
Omens don't have deathblight. Crabs get those powers by eating garbage.
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>>551232319
>meaningful progress
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>>551236859
>Ironeye
NTA but how does one manage to three bar vs Adel as infinite i-frames eye?
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>>551235223
Permanent virginity and nothing to live for. I’m a very lonely and sad person so this is my only outlet to express it. Please bear with me.
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bake nyrg right nyow
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>>551237482
See me on duchess, that anon has nothing on my floor kisser abilities
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>>551235709
Multibillion dollar company work ethic. You rike?
>>551235808
Ironically despite how limited it was Bloodborne also did magic way more charismatically and fittingly than in any other game since and arguably ever.
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>>551237640
post cock
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>>551236348
calm down Wylder
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is there a way to consume ironjar aromatic as scholar without becoming a useless piece of shit for the next 40 seconds?
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>>551227358
Source for any of this?
>>551236513
No. That’s literally the reason any discussion on this shit turns into a mess.
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on hotdogs when you are targeted for the howl how do you deal with jump + fire + main boss doing the long arena fire wave? just run away and create distance so you can visually see how to dodge them?
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>>551238137
any discussion on 4chan turns into shit regardless of the topic
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>>551237482
first death I had a pc microstutter right as adel attacked me so I couldn't dodge
the other two I just got hit by random thunders
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>>551238319
Yeah, if you get the circle on you, just surge sprint away and never stop
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>>551238319
You need to learn where it's safe to stand during the fire wave so you can react to the other dogs. The gaps in the fire wave are always the same when it's targeting you.
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>>551238319
Yes, that's the best thing to do.
But sometimes, you will get frame trapped and there is nothing you can do in this situation.

Same thing with ED Gnoster when animus cast the light pillars while gnoster targets you with his blue projectiles, there are situations where you are just fucked if you can't iframe with a long animation like your ult.
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>>551235645
What game is this? Tell me and I will tell you
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>>551238389
ive had plenty of great conversations with anons on this site, let alone this general. sure there are retards but you just become good at drowning them out
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>>551238550
>the other two I just got hit by random thunders
Those are not random. You walk to the side just like Dreg's rot puddles.
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>>551237209
Yes it is meaningless. I don't care about running the same shit over and over to get a slightly better affix on a relic. This is standard mazed "gameplay".
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>>551238609
Atlyss.
How do I know it? I'm, sadly, a furry. At least for steam. So I get that kind of games suggested everydays.
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so are we getting ED Dreglord tomorrow?
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it's christmas soon
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>>551237914
No. You’re going to laugh at how small it is…
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steam maintenance soon
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>>551239052
yeah probably
do it anyways
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C’mon guys 50 more posts til the big 1,000
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>>551231264
just play golden age bro :)
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>>551238137
>Source for any of this
He just gave you his sources. Nightfolk “once bled silver”. Sellians are the night folk. You’d have to go out of your way to assume they aren’t. You’d have to go out of your way to assume the giant throne in Sellia isn’t one of those Nox thrones.
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>talking shit about tanks

You play Deep of tranny mode and can't wrap your brain raped mind that it's a stupid game mode and not worth playing
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>>551239052
Kek. The state of lorefag.
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>>551239382
tell me more about 1000
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I’m pretty sure the irony of the Albinaurics is that they - despite their low status - are from a sophisticated civilization under the ground. This is probably why Albinaurics live in a cave beneath the moonlit altar. It is a nod to how they dug themselves out - the same way the Sellians did. But for an unknown reason the Sellians returned to surface life’s normalcy. Meanwhile all the Albinaurics are trying to revive their race.
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>>551238787
Wow. Thanks a lot. I actually don’t know the answer to your question btw sorry but I was afraid you wouldn’t tell me if I didn’t say that hope someone helps you though :)
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>>551239717
This posts REEKS of bird curry.
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>>551239808
I like to think that while some moon folk got buried (the nox) others (the carians) stayed up on the surface. I think this also extends to the academy since it’s like the only thing that isn’t sinking in Liurnia

>>551239801
It summons good boy points which is put into your karmic folder
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>>551233740
those are two different gems though
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>>551239717
bird main spotted
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>I’m pretty sure the irony of the Albinaurics is that they - despite their low status - are from a sophisticated civilization under the ground. This is probably why Albinaurics live in a cave beneath the moonlit altar. It is a nod to how they dug themselves out - the same way the Sellians did. But for an unknown reason the Sellians returned to surface life’s normalcy. Meanwhile all the Albinaurics are trying to revive their race.
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>>551240072
both my wife albeit
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>>551240076
I’d rather ten lore fags over one game fag sorry not sorry you’re all the same sort of insufferable when you discuss mechanics of this shit game that amounts to nothing intellectually stimulating whatsoever
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gg adel
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>>551239717
bro i had a game against dreglord today where i could take 5 hits in a row without dying shut your ass up about it being unplayable
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They’re all called the eternal city because they were all a part of the same continent wide eternal city/civilization you retards…

Sorcerers were a LOT more powerful and influential in the past —during the time of the ancient dragons. They literally tried to copy the dragons they once knew above.
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this guys pasting all this lorefagging from reddit right
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Metyr and Placidusax were lovers.
She had a thing for his five heads.
It reminded her of a big sexy hand.
The Elden Beast is a replacement.
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>>551239503
>anime movesets and low quality reskins everywhere
I hope the devs get aids for being the first to port these bosses into their shitty bloatware mod because now no one else is going to bother
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>Find damage negation at full HP
>Can get hit 7 times without dying bc flasks
>Don't find damage negation at full HP
>Get hit once and the run is over.
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>>551240571
He wants to get to 1k posts ok
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>>551240571
Obviously. Just goes to show you should never take anyone that tries to argue about this garbage seriously or show them any respect.
>>551240627
True.
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>>551240686
alternatively
>get near death HP penalty on your best weapon
>still get oneshot through damage negation at full HP
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>>551240571
it’s literally just chatgpt but you have a tard here who thinks it’s for real
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>>551240592
See, this I can believe. Although I also like the idea that the Elden beast was knocked out of Farum Azula (ripped out of Plato) during the schism with Bayle and landed in front of Marika’s feet. Like a vulnerable baby.
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Talking about lore really mindbreaks this lolcow huh?
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>>551240076
truth nuke which struck a nerve
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>>551240947
>it’s an Indian
>it’s chatgpt
>it’s [insert cope here]
Imagine losing/disagreeing on the internet so hard you end up becoming a full blown schizo
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>>551240970
We know the EB / ER needs a vessel, a god. Placidusax was Elden Lord to a god hosting the EB. Is it that woman in Maliketh's arena below their ancient depiction of the Elden Ring? Maybe.
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>>551240686
The odds of not finding at least blue full hp negation is pretty small. Three phys negations in deep relics is equivalent to a blue negation for most attacks in the game
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>>551241079
Its always been because the topics filter him and he can't stand seeing people talk about something he simply doesn't understand. So he rages. For hours.
Anons messing with his programming is old hat.
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>>551241079
Lore discussion threatens game discussion and most people who play this game don’t actually care about the lore anymore since SotE Nightreign effectively killed all interest in it
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>>551240686
put negation on your relics castertard
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>>551241290
replied to the schizo award
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>>551240970
>Plato
Placi* fuck (although I’m certain platonic thought was an influence)

>>551241079
He just wants to talk about pee vee pee
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So when's the movie coming out? They announced the script was done and the producers/director picked 8 months ago and then nothing.
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Enough about lore. Give me bussy
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>>551241079
thank you for being the sacrificial cow lol
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>>551241508
Reminder that the movie will just be some incredibly niche sideplot that just happens to take place during the events of the game. Meaning literally no lore will be revealed. “Haha cool blue magic haha so mysterious; look at that giant evil squid thing under the castle haha DON’T touch it haha”. You know I’m right too. If the director throws in his own headcanon it will cause a shitstorm. You cannot tell the lore properly unless it’s literally from George’s or Miyazaki’s mouthes. “Um the director is WRONG about Ranni and here is why”.
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spoopy
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>>551241508
>>551241756
The amount of lore nitpicking that’s going to happen will be funny as fuck to witness
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>>551240686
>Find 2 damage negation at full HP items
>Get one shot anyways
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>>551241756
>If the golden hippopotamus is there, and we're over here, then that means...
>RUN!
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>>551241756
>Focus, Tarnished. Godrick has a Great Rune, and you know what that means.
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>>551241756
You WILL have a quirky chungus girlboss OC protagonist making comments about meaningless details from the game and you WILL like it
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>>551241964
what's the chicken jockey of elden ring?
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Elden Ring is closer to a comedy fantasy setting with some silly creepiness thrown in. It’s not meant to be taken seriously at all. The goats fucking roll, for fuck’s sake. There’s a giant tortoise with a pope’s hat. A certain spell was made look like two floating boob- I mean breasts.
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>>551241964
>>551242023
>>551242090
Fucking kek
>>551242132
Pic related
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>>551241157
what are you talking about retard I’m not whatever boogeyman that blew your asshole out
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p-pic related?
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>>551242359
Sorry Im retarded
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>>551241290
>>551240076
Pretty much. It’s just fart huffing that adds nothing to the thread. We’re here to play the game, not read dissertations on nonsense.
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>>551242028
>>551242090
>>551241756
>>551241508
It’s going to be rancid dogshit but hopefully it at least goes in this direction
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>>551242132
> The goats fucking roll, for fuck’s sake. There’s a giant tortoise with a pope’s hat
That's just nipponese quirkiness. These games absolutely have a serious setting. So much so that it makes western shit look like a cheap carnival ride.
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>>551242515
literally me
the first time I saw her spell I just stood there staring
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>>551242132
This
>>551242339
Don’t talk to the tard please xhe’s on xher period is all
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>>551242685
>These games absolutely have a serious setting
Nope.
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>>551242887
Well I disagree, gutter nigger
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>>551242685
Elden Ring is not a serious game. It’s overly colourful, quirky and downright cartoonish compared to Dark Souls. It’s meant to be misleading, though. I think they did it on purpose. A theme in Asoiaf is that magic, despite being colorful, is a lot horrific and evil in its implications. The thing that looks pretty is often not pretty.
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>>551242515
I soifaced when they instantly smashed into the ground instead of slowly tracking towards me
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>>551243067
This. Dragons in Game of Thrones breathe unnaturally coloured fire, and have unnaturally coloured scales, and Valyrian magic does weird things to colours on the walls, but their origins are basically flesh horror and the precursors to fret one consumed/cooked people from within like parasitic worms, like they did to that poor princess.
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LET. HIM. SLEEP.
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>>551241280
I went 6 runs in a row and about 200+ drops without a full negation yesterday. Still won all those runs
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>>551242685
You need to quantify what you mean first before you can start to have a point. Because if you’re talking about ‘serious’ in a ‘dark/mature’ context then even stuff like asoiaf matches up,’only the most outlandish interpretations of the story in Souls games could really change that
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>>551243296
>and the precursors to fret one consumed/cooked people from within like parasitic worms, like they did to that poor princess.
Um what the fuck can you please type this out properly so I can understand more ?
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gg we got fucking bodied by Artorias
falling off the same cliff if Noklateo TWICE was not on my bingo
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>>551241756
GRRM and Miyazaki are both producers.

I will bet any amount of money that it will be a Shattering movie, especially since GRRM and Garland are both most famous for making war narratives.
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>>551242624
This is literally just Road to the Erdtree.
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>>551243067
Magic in asoiaf is definitely not colorful, it doesn’t even really have a proper form, like, people aren’t walking around shooting magic missiles and shit, the closest thing you have is the dragons breath like the other guy said but that’s just their physiology at work
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did maint happen 40 minutes ago or is it going to happen 20 minutes from now+
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>>551243607
I meant to say the precursors to dragons* consumed/cooked people from within like parasitic worms

See Aerea Targaryen, when she went back to the ruins of old Valyria. It’s basically Lost Izalith mixed in with Caelid.
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>>551243897
20 minutes
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>>551239521
>my source is uhh uhh uhh because I said so
Compelling argument
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>>551243785
Um. No. George even wrote a whole article about how important color is in fantasy and magic. It is meant to be an enchanting force, for good or bad. The books portray magic as a colorful, sinister force. Valyrian magic outright warps color in the room when glass candles (a type of not!Palantir). The show not so much. The show doesn’t even show you the Valyrian candles.
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>>551243785
The Valyrian capital was full of colorful obsidian glass in its artwork. The most horrific culture of all was obsessed with gems and glass and colorful displays.
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>>551244131
Link me to this article because I’m pretty sure there are very scant references to any magic being colorful within the books themselves (Valyrian magic is only mentioned a handful of times and we know is just one type so that’s mot really enough just to look to that)
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>>551243785
Book 4:

— The candle was unpleasantly bright. There was something queer about it. The flame did not flicker, even when Archmaester Marwyn closed the door so hard that papers blew off a nearby table.

— The light did something strange to colors too. Whites were bright as fresh-fallen snow, yellow shone like gold, reds turned to flame, but the shadows were so black they looked like holes in the world. Sam found himself staring. The candle itself was three feet tall and slender as a sword, ridged and twisted, glittering black. "Is that . . . ?"

George:

— The best fantasy is written in the language of dreams. It is alive as dreams are alive, more real than real ... for a moment at least ... that long magic moment before we wake.

— Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli. Reality is plywood and plastic, done up in mud brown and olive drab. Fantasy tastes of habaneros and honey, cinnamon and cloves, rare red meat and wines as sweet as summer. Reality is beans and tofu, and ashes at the end. Reality is the strip malls of Burbank, the smokestacks of Cleveland, a parking garage in Newark. Fantasy is the towers of Minas Tirith, the ancient stones of Gormenghast, the halls of Camelot. Fantasy flies on the wings of Icarus, reality on Southwest Airlines. Why do our dreams become so much smaller when they finally come true?

— We read fantasy to find the colors again, I think. To taste strong spices and hear the songs the sirens sang. There is something old and true in fantasy that speaks to something deep within us, to the child who dreamt that one day he would hunt the forests of the night, and feast beneath the hollow hills, and find a love to last forever somewhere south of Oz and north of Shangri-La.

— They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to middle Earth.
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>>551244503
George doesn’t reveal magic much at all in his books. You only get mild implication of it. You won’t see attack magic, you will only see the implication of attack magic—which is that sorcerers don’t fuck around and can absolutely one shot you, if their ritual succeeds.

But the dragons are the most magical part of the world. They are representative of the force of magic. They shrivel and wane and die and lose color in its absence. Dragons and magic come with one another. They are explicitly unnatural in their colour schemes, fire and scale.
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>>551244701
annoying shitposter shut up
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>>551244503
The entire Yi-Tish dynasty trend is naming dynasties after vibrant colours.

Eleven distinct God-Emperor dynasties, to be exact, each known by a color (Grey, Indigo, Pearl-White, Scarlet, Azure, etc.) and characterized by unique capital cities, power struggles, and legendary figures like the Bloodstone Emperor - as the ones before them (dubious pre-histories) were named after gemstones.
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>>551244701
You triggered the bleeeding mangina thanks for this
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>>551244701
Louder for the fags in the back please (terr tears are delicious)
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>See Aerea Targaryen, when she went back to the ruins of old Valyria. It’s basically Lost Izalith mixed in with Caelid.
I’m annoyed we didn’t get to see the two headed hookers of Mantarys. Or their famous pickled-heads-in-jars. Fuck HBO.
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Hm. Maybe you guys fooled me when you said George was a soulless and bad writer. I should research more before I listen to you dolts.
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>>551244961
Not all of those are magical, just the Bloodstone emperor iirc, the rest of that is literally just taking inspo from irl Chinese zodiac animal color codings which isn’t really ‘magic’
>>551244783
That’s exactly my point, there’s very scarcely any open displays of magic for color to come into play, Valyrian magic in particular is colorful yes but we have stuff where it’s not, it’s implied that this was the case once upon a time Lotr style but dragons are the most exceptional case there is because they’re described to be magic made flesh
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George is a fat hack who writes torture and food porn and can’t even finish his own series after over a decade so it’s fair to say that I would say
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>The entire Yi-Tish dynasty trend is naming dynasties after vibrant colours.
i alt tabbed how did we get here
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>>551245556
Your point is that there isn’t enough presence of magic, not that it isn’t colorful - literally colorful or culturally colorful.

George -hates- an over presence of magic, especially when it’s systemic, and I find this odd since you’d think he would avoid such an obnoxiously magical world like Elden Ring’s.

>Valyrian magic in particular is colorful yes but we have stuff where it’s not
Like what? The old gods? Their trees are of strange colours - and even the ones abroad are coloured differently. Warlocks of Qarth and their black bark trees with blue leaves are basically the green seers of the east. It’s not just about the colors, it’s about the contrast of colors.
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I am queued for depths
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>>551245678
Don't forget scat
>the more she drank the more she shat
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>>551204194
least obvious exejeet cope.
Dogs: Draw
Adel: Wylder
Bugs: Wylder
Horse Wylder
Libra: Draw
Caligo: Wylder
Heolstor: Draw
Balancers: Wylder
Dreglord: Draw
There's not a single boss Exec is better for. Wylder is versatile and can use statuslop himself.
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>>551243449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMaH0g6iXXU
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guys we been on page 10 for quite a big now
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>>551247182
yeah
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q up
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>>551246775
https://youtu.be/CuqEpjcBfaU
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>>551247338
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what is with all the mystery niggas
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Wow this is a very successful thread
I am proud of you guys
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>>551246137
My point is that magic is not nearly omnipresent enough to say that it’s colorful in general, the biggest example we have are the Valyrians who were a colorful people by their very nature but they don’t represent the full spectrum, but I admit that if George says it is then it must be the case, he just hasn’t done a spectacular job of showing that at this point in time.
>find this odd since you’d think he would avoid such an obnoxiously magical world like Elden Ring’s.
That’s clearly Miyazaki’s word as the lead of the game having precedence over his otherwise we probably would have
>Like what?
The shadow child that Melisandre creates is described as being completely devoid of color or even really shape iirc, which shows it’s not present in all aspects of it. The Skinchangers also aren’t associated with or display any overt color scheme.
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>>551247624
ggs
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How are STILL NOT ARCHIVED is the board really this dead????
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>>551247908
idk man
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>>551247663
>My point is that magic is not nearly omnipresent enough to say that it’s colorful in general
Considering the setting stems from the mind of George - and his opinion is that magic/fantasy is colorful - you could argue his world is a colorful one. I get it’s your opinion, but I’ve read these books, and I do find them quite colorful. Even the races are colorful. The Qartheen are far too white. The cultures are based on ones irl, and mixes, but they’re also quite alien and unique to their own world.
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>>551247908
only reason vg is fast is because gacha generals bake early and spam images
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>>551247462
i gotchu my fellow post-hxc patrician
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>>551247663
That’s a contrast. The colour black (not the absence of light/color) also contains a lot of colours - like how black paint is full of pigments - while the light spectrum is itself full of color.

There is fire even to ice, allowing the bones of the dead to move.



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