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Haha Kris! You are raping my daughter
Personal creations anchor, reply to this post with your latest work!
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
metal husband
Why are the first posts always ritual posts or some shit
Ouughhh.... wanna draw but I have to go sleep...
>>551172539>Loves pranks which are a kind of trap>Hates the shit out of anime (Chinese)Holy shit it all checks out
>>551172816its fun to try and post fave as fast as you can
No homo but a hug and kiss from Ralsei would fix me I think
Fave is wondering: if anyone here would want a new game general on the board that doesn't exist yet, which one would you want?
>>551173530The only generals I might want are for niche JRPGs but looking at /ffg/ and /vrpg/ it would devolve into being unusable shit within the hour
>>551173530The board that doesn't exist yet?
i wanna have sex with kris>>551173530old rpgmaker games like off or mad father or ib all fused into the same general so it becomes the most autistic shit ever
>>551173716theyre talking about vg. a thread that doesnt exist yet on vg
>>551173929Oh right
>>551173784>image not sent with the postworld is a fuck 410757864530 dead darkners
>>551173530Maybe dragon age because it's hard to find fans that aren't insufferable sjw types
>>551173364
>>551173530anything that's not games-as-a-service fomo lifestyle pornime GACHA SLOP
>>551174086Me when I see unattended dice (one of the board game players got up to take a bathroom break)
>>551174278dice devourer..
Tenna LOVE
>>551173530 (me)Ok, I'll come forward. I kinda miss the Bloodborne general, they were cool but it was pretty much too late when I found it. I occasionally spelunk in the chalice dungeons to this day. Maybe a Klonoa general would be nice, too.
>>551174419aw he looks sad
Do you think this means Susie dies at the end of the prophecy?
>>551173530animal crossing
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!i don't wanna go to work.....
>>551174997Yes. The Angel demands a sacrifice.
>>551174997Kris's plan seems more suicidal than murderous but at the same time "Fulfill your promise by letting your bully get sacrificed but oh no you're friends now" isn't necessarily out of the question
>>551174997No I just think this means Susie gets cucked by kralsie
>>551173530Rape general
Hooman!
>>551176217I've never heard of that game! How do you play?
>>551175570You have never been anyone's fave in your life
>graveyard hours
>>551177832I want cum inside adult asriel, and call him gay.HAPPY!?
You’ve got a good Fave, /utg/. It’d be a shame to make them bury this general.
Have any potential story details been spoiled from datamining and scavenging Toby's old works, aside from chapter 5's main boss?
>>551177989Well, you don't have to call him gay.
>>551177832it’s 6 brodie
Break the Favorites!Ready...Go!
noelle is a gamer, and parallels the angel, who is a player (gamer)kris is a knight, and parallels the roaring knightwhat figure does susie parallel?in the lord of the hammer, the dragon is "stopped" in chapter 1. susie's role in the game is that of a prophecy breaker, this is the meaning of her rudeness (she disobeys rules).so, idea: was susie, the dragon meant to be killed in chapter 1, and now is sticking around for more of the story and fucking things up along the way? it should be mentioned, as often as possible, that susie is pink and yellow. like FRIEND, who is associated with the freedom-themed shadowbosses. he had a hand in SNEO occurring, and was likely the one who gifted yellow-eyed and pink-haired gerson his crystal. also note asgore, boldly wearing pink and yellow.idea: maybe this is why friend was shown so explicitly as being in susie's room- he's been following her around. i could never accept this idea that he was literally her chair, that seems so dumb, but maybe he was hiding in/around the chair in some way, observing her or changing her.
>>551178145No it's important that he knows.
>>551179045How would she even have died in Chapter 1? When was it possible? Was there any moment that comes to mind? There isn’t for me. If Susie isn’t a hero, if she’s some irritant to fate, why has she been so significant and untouchable from the beginning? Doesn’t it seem instead like fate is working with her?
I sometimes bounce up and down in my chair pretending I'm straddling someone while also letting out little moans said fave
>>551177832Go to bed, br*.
>>551179343expected from a ralsei poster
>>551179343Ralsei when he was a loser with no friends
>>551179415>Ralsei when he was a loser with no friendsSo Ralsei right now?
the knight can fly incredibly fast and theoretically should be stopping us when we seal fountains and yet it doesn't, we have yet to be interrupted when sealing a fountain aside from spamton...
what if noelle were sexy?
Hatsune Miku will be in chapter 5.
>>551179216i agree, it's odd. fate is the game sequence, and the game sequence includes a lot of susie. is there a difference between the game sequence and the original intention? is this what is meant by gaster's MY DELTARUNE? a rewritten version of the original story?
how much longer now, my deltarune=how much longer now until i can make the ending scene i dreamed about in 2012this should be a useful hint as to what is meant by MY DELTARUNE.
>>551177832I will post a hooman for you.
Teenage fave would be so into soijaks it wouldn't even be funny
Reaching the Fave just to start again
>>551180361Gaster did talk about “creating a new future” with us. But if Gaster is opposed to the prophecy, and the Knight is connected to Gaster (which at the very least they visually are) and therefore opposed to the prophecy, and Friend is opposed to the prophecy, and Kris and Carol are opposed to the prophecy… who is on the side of the prophecy? The prophecy doesn’t even seem like it’s in play anymore. Everyone is subverting it constantly. Everyone is working against it. One of the main heroes isn’t even supposed to be there!Is this a race, perhaps, to create the final *interpretation* of the prophecy? Are we competing who will determine what its words ultimately mean? This whole idea of interpretive doubt and the desire to put off a fate in which you don’t trust reminds me of Hamlet. Just like in Hamlet, is the solution to just get out of your own head, trust, and do what needs to be done in the confidence that higher powers will organize things for the best?
reminder that king is such a jobber that he needed a shadow mantle just to fucking LOSE and try to sneak a betrayal kill after tricking ralsei into healing him and LOSE AGAIN
>>551173530I want to live in the timeline where the NiGHTS series is as prolific as Sonic and there's a NiGHTS general as autistic as /sthg/
>>551179045What makes you so sure it's Susie's room
>>551180906The knight is an actor, it has no confirmed kills(no bodies ever found)It plays the part because there needs to be a knight because the prophecy says there is one. But it's NEOpilled.
>>551174997Susie becomes the next Knight and the other two die
>>551180906the knight seems to be on the side of fulfilling the prophecy, despite appearing similar to gaster. it is completing prophecy panels itself, and as the "roaring" knight it seems inherently tied to the end of the prophecy.about "who is on the side of the prophecy" maybe just the prophecy itself is fine, as an actor in and of itself?
i love buckethead <3
Fact: When Susie was little the one thing she wanted more than anything was a Piraka and she never got one
>>551179045>kris is a knight, and parallels the roaring knightBetween Kris and Susie, only one of them is explicitly called a "Dark Knight"
FACT: Spamton MADE UP his backstory so that people would feel bad for him.
>>551183092but the addisons are the ones that actually tell his backstory
>>551183092True and real
>>551183261They believed his lie :'(
I miss him
Would Deltateen would you smack the absolute dogpiss out of for 5 million dollars
>>551184484Tem, easy.
>>551184484All of them
>>551184779Extremely good concept but would have been better if all the Vessels were made with the different chunks instead of all using the same design
The state the police find Kris in after I get arrested for domestic violence
>>551184779Me on the right hugging her arm
BURNING EYES refers to Kris, not to the Mantleholder. Flickering red like pretty little flames!
>>551184484this sentence is barely legible.
>>551185130It sure does
>HAVE YOU ANSWERED HONESTLY?Yes.
>>551185226Speak for yourself I ledged it perfectly.
Let's all have sex on Christmas
Will being able to start the game at any chapter have some kind of really cool payoff or is it just there for people who lost their saves between the years long waits
ralsei eatin'
importanthttps://x.com/fungoamungo/status/2002987147310280723
>>551185860>inside of you there are two goats
>>551185638The really cool payoff is that I can easily replay Chapter 3.
>>551186220Thanks for reminding me to watch Grinch's Ultimatum this year
Hey folks. In this video, we're back with more Gold Stake Deltarune.
Deltarune may have changed battle themes midway through but it can't do the ultra mega maximum ludo move of changing the world map theme midway through because it has no world mapCheckmate, Tobyists
Bravery. Justice. Integrity. Kindness. Perseverance. Patience. Using these, I was able to win at "Chef Game." (Nobody cared.)
Toby even writes like a Japanese man, now. It's over! Nobody uses the word service like that in English! Was it that terrible being my countryman, Toby?!
I fucking love replaying Chapter 3. If the couch skip didn't exist though and you actually had to sit through Ralsei's dark world infodump every time I'd have a very different opinion (thank god the skip exists)
>>551184895Hiiiii Dess hiiiii
>>551187468SO TRUE! SO TRUE! YOU GET IT TOO, GET IT TOO!
>>551185860who the fuck eats nutella pancakes alongside a savory breakfast. you're always showing off some weirdass european luncheon.
>>551185860That food looks like it makes you shit
>>551188003All food does eventually
>>551187468every chapter has a "go back to sleep and skip to the gameplay" option
This morning I had maple and brown sugar oatmeal and eggnog coffee. Also, I love TV.
I didn't talk to no one yesterday. I was in the car taking a SHIT!
Would people think I'm cool if I wore the official Nubert beanie?
>>551187832I ate it for last
>>551183092spamton's only sad backstory is that swatch told him to get out of the color cafe until he put on some pants
>>551185860why is everything you eat beige
>>551186703Hometown is like a SMW overworld if you think about it
I want it. I want it so bad. He looks so boyish and cute here. It makes me so happy. But I can't bring this to work. I can't actually use it. Everyone will call me a faggot.
>>551185860bro what the fuck is this shit
>>551188839I think it's the lighting of the my flash that does that
foodgood
>>551189264Sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi BurgersThey all taste goodThey all taste goodThey all taste goodThey all taste goodThey all taste good
Pluey's getting euthanized
>>551189343Fuck-youFuck-youFuck-youFuck-youFuck-you
>>551189681WHAT NO WHY?! I... MY LITTLE PLUEY!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO HIM!!!
>>551189681can i be next
>>551189741He said he can't live in a world where his coworkers don't get free fruit-flavored vacations anymore.
>>551189343Japan!
>>551188736His ass is too fat for them
>>551189681you don't understandi want it to hurt
Bob Barker, to remind you, help to control the pet population, have your Plueies spayed or neutered. Goodbye everybody!
>>551189925i help control the pet population by just keeping my pluey indoors100% less likely to end up being another roadkill pluey, too
If my pippins oc isn't naked, wrapped in ribbons and bows, AND the first gift I see on Christmas day... I might just kill myself.
>>551190103cyoot little feetz
HIS! NAME'S! NOT! FUCKING! PLUEY!!!!!!!
>>551190341meI’m Hollyanon btw
>>551189925>Called Bob Barker>Wants to reduce the cat populationI'm noooooticing.
>>551190437:-)
where’s my little pluey?
We implemented pluey neutering.
why does battat forget pluey's name, he's such a bad friend, and jongler got him a drink and yet battat still yells at him... what an asshole. i love the porn of fujo touching his moobs while fucking
>>551190567I didn't laugh but this is impressively clever, genuinely, so I will reply
>>551191054bad theorist evil person
would you still love ralsei if he was playing minecraft and he was exploring the 2nd mineshaft that he found, but ralsei spent something like 3-4 hours exploring that mineshaft because it was so big, and when he had 100% explored the mapgenerated mineshaft he realized that there was no point in running a railway through it because it didn't lead to any interesting canyons, so ralsei wasted his time. would you still love ralsei if he wasted his time in minecraft?
Probably not, man.
would you still love ralsei if he was playing minecraft, in a cave, looking for diamonds
>>551191597I would not love him but I would like him more
>>551191516i'd explore ralsei's mineshaft
>>551191597that's funny
I look like this and cat like this
>>551192087holy moly that is the cutest image i've seen in a while
>>551192087 (Me)>Funny typo or Freudian slip?
>>551192087Sonic looks pissed as fuck
Ralsei built his house with brown bricks.
>>551192403>we built this city>we built this city on brown bricks
Ralsei builds a red light district in his Minecraft world but no one shows up.
would you still love Ralsei if on Christmas' morning he presents himself under the tree like this and asked you to ignore family and friends to make love for the rest of the day?
>>551185860How much do you weight?
>>551193012honestly maybe not
>>551193012>kraut type filename>looks like child ralseiyup, this must be kraut.
>>551193012why would kraut post this? i am literally crying shaking and shitting right now??
oh so now the thread has a problem with shote gote
why is kraut posting gay pedo gote shit? isn't that the exact sort of thing he spends half his life complaining about.
This is how we know Kraut is a Muslim.
Would you still love Ralsei if he wasted diamonds on a hoe?
>>551193535>isn't that the exact sort of thing he spends his half life complaining about.gaben, please, focus on making the 3rd game and stop shitposting on 4chud.
>>551193660only if he enchants it with loyalty
Have you ever thought about how all 4 chapter bosses are made of glass?
>>551194128no they aren’t
>>551194128my favorite playing card deck, the one made of glass
hey guys!
hello.
I just know they're gonna change the "highest amount of empty boxes" to "LOWEST amount" and it's gonna trip me the fuck up. I just know.
>>551194447Toby!
>>551194447I love you.
>>551194128>gersondust/hammer darkner>stone gersonit's a stone, luigi>jackensteinpumpkin>SPAWNpure darkness>titanpure darkness>rory knighther dumbass was just throwing swords at us>mizzlewater
>>551194549another victim to the corporate logo minimization trend…
>>551194591>>SPAWNto be fair these 'splutter like crushed glass'
I love my husband, Mettaton...
>>55119307853kg
>>55119307843 bmi
does water have pusspuss ?
have you ever thought about how all 4 chapter bosses are psychotic
>>551195523How is Gerson psychotic?
>>551195594Gerson isn't a chapter boss you fucking imbecile. He's a shadow crystal boss. No further replies, please.
>>551195594>* Geheheh, well, it helps that I'm losing my mind, don't it?
you can haveTHE BIG FAVE DANCE
good morning i love them
>>551195634I interpreted what you said as meaning all bosses within the 4 chapters rather than the 4 final bosses from the chapters. Be more clear in your language next time.
>>551195820
>>551195948Your misinterpretation is not my responsibility. You seem like you have a problem with that. Taking responsibility for your own actions, I mean. In the future please take the time to properly read and consider my posts before replying to them. It will save you the blush.
Deltarune would be better if it had the Garment Grid and Dressphere system so I could make the Fun Gang wear cute costumes on demand instead of just as context-sensitive setpieces
>>551196195i was just thinking of replaying ffx and x-2. anon are you listening to my thoughts?
sex with spider
gerson if he was a utensilgerson spoongerson if he created textilesgerson loomgerson if he was born in the summergerson junegerson if he had a beautiful wingspan of feathersgerson plume
>>551196995Mf didn’t even try to keep the rhyme going
spider with sex
i do not care for muffet
sex spider sex
sex spider with
>>551196954>>551197124>>551197270>>551197303BASED
>>551196995>gerson if he was a utensila ffffucking pencil
>>551197353with spider sex
Bros think about itRoom in between = a creator using artistic mediums(such as video games) to communicate with the audienceForgotten Man = unfinished video gameIn every failed relationship in Deltarune, there is a source of failed communication, a distortion of something "in between"With Spamton and Tenna, this happened literally. Mike was the guy in-between delivering critical information to both like it's broken telephone(heh). What if Mike was an incomplete creation that became abandoned thereby dooming Spamton and Tenna to their fates.Asriel was working on a video game and he probably wanted Dess to play it. The video game would've been communication from him to her. But Asriel never finished his game so Dess disappeared and Asriel got written out of Deltarune(college) as punishment.In a meta sense, The Deltarune is an incomplete game that is currently the only source of communication between the devs and us players. That means in-universe, "the world ends" if Toby never finishes the game or the player quits, breaking off communication before all information gets delivered.In-universe, Gerson wrote an adaptation of the Prophecy but died before it got completed. Someone else was supposed to finish the story in his place but no one picked up after him.With that, we probably have a general idea of what the rest of the prophecy is. I think the "final prophecy" is actually just a black hole that the characters ingame mad because it's ALSO incomplete. Gerson inspires Susie to make her own ending because he passed the pen to her, now she has to write the rest of the story(complete The Deltarune). The Girl is the writer's muse and the true protagonist of the tale. If you don't get what I'm saying you should watch Princess Tutu, it's peak.
with sex spider
>>551197527i just want to let you know i stopped reading at the part where you implied spamton and tenna's relationship's emotional issues carry significance outside of toby making yaoislop
>>551196995heyneed a nuti am motherfucking gerson coom
>>551197527I just want to let you know I only started reading at the part where you implied Spamton and Tenna's relationship's emotional issues carry significance outisde of Toby making yaoioslop.
You thirsty? Have a drink!It is a poison drink.
What exactly ISN’T “slop” to you people?
fave's friends treat fave worse than the people who actively dislike fave
>>551176297>What is a hooman?
>>551198432PS2 JRPGs such as Mana Khemia and Deltarune
>>551198517>PS2slop>JRPGslopgrim
my dicky wicky needs some sloppy toppy
>>551198517Mana Khemia is sloppified Atelier though
Post Deltarune theory/analysis videos that will not give me cancer aids
>>551198382Mmm, poison, my favorite!Wait a second...
>>551198738I also like Atelier Iris 3 but I never played the other games in the series
>>551198432Mike x Spamton
>>551198432Cinema
How many babies does Muffet have if you get her pregnant?
>>551198382FinallyUndertale can start
How do you like my>GREEN ROOM.
>>551198953Play the original ones pre-Iris. The gameplay is better and they have a nice World Masterpiece Theater-ish atmosphere.
If femboys were this cute irl I would still be straight because if they look like this it would be straight
>>551199080Not too many
>>551199275I hate your green room
>>551199570If femboys were this cute irl I wouldn't care.
>>551199570I genuinely had a stroke there I forgot where I was going with this
>>551199080Some time after the act she dies, and babies erupt out of every orifice.
Someone in the thread has become my nemesis. I will now make it my life's work to destroy them.You have been warned.
Maddy = catMettaton = dogTherefore Napstablook = mouse?
I hate it when Toby leans into the femboy Ralsei angle. Eye shadow? Looked bad. Curtsy? Was cringe. Now, butler Ralsei? Chef game Ralsei? Those are based.
>>551199847Is it me? :D
>>551199993Exactly.I want chef Ralsei to serve me the single greatest dinner I've ever had and then have him fuck me over the table.
>>551197935>>551198221My esoteric schizotheories have only one target audience in mind(me).
>>551199570truke
>>551198432Touhou: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
>>551200078Based! BASED AND TRUE!
>>551198432Bugsnax
>>551199993basedralsei is skrunkly, not a femboy
any new theories about the thankyou emails?
DAILY REMINDER THAT IT IS KRISMAS MONTH RIGHT NOWralsei is wondering if in minecraft if you are supposed to use experience levels on the enchanting table and the anvil? ralsei has been playing games before where having as many levels is preferable and overall better, so ralsei is wondering if minecraft experience levels being used as a currency is intended game design or not.>>551199847EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY>i have a crush on someone in the thread and i won't say whoVERUS>i have a new nemesis in the thread and i won't say whoBEGIN!
my theory is that they're actually unthankful emails and your entitled if you think your going to get any new deltarune content from them
>>551198489A miserable pile of secrets!
>>551199847Rob…
>>551200672Yes, enchantments and anvil use experience levels.
>>551199993Yeah, the whole femboy angle is not my cup of tea either. Ralsei's appeal is in being equal measures awkward and adorable. And also partially because he can probably still unravel your skeleton with magic if he absolutely has to.
>>551200672levels are only used for that, yes.
>>551200592My theory is that Toby's a huge bitch for not sending me an email
im still going to fuck him in the ass though
>>551200723sounds like someone bricked their save
Bricked your save is my favorite post chapter 3+4 meme
Ralsei should have been more kiki and less bouba
Do I need to buy a new computer if my save is bricked?
Fave is bricked up.
>>551201028>>551201047oh okay, thanks for the info. :)not super sure if i will be spamming the enchantments and anvil though, couldn't i just make more tools whenever needed since i have enough resources for that? i know there's a minecraft enchantment that makes the tool have more uses and anvil can repair. but like i said, i am unsure if this amount of minmax is necessary, does the enchantments have any interesting uses?
>>551201559No, it will be bricked on the new one too. You can never unbrick it.
>>551198432Tvdinner yumyum
>>551201835Full of nutrient
Goat anus edging torture.
>>551201302>Ralsei who survived several complete walkthroughs and keeps getting dragged back to the start of the game>better at staying calm in stressful situations>but also quicker to resort to violence>will attempt suicide at some point unless forcibly hugged
>>551189925
>>551201774mending and efficiency are the only worthwile ones, infinity for bows, luck o the sea for rods. everyone who plays for long enough will mine enough diamonds to last all your tools breaking, and netherite is pointless to me
>>551201774I'm not that knowledgeable about enchantments.The ones I used were for armor and weapons and I think most of them are combat related.
kissu the ralsei bolls
>>551202607That's a technical foul
ralsei is not a wide hipped fat assed perfect smooth femboyhe has the body type of a skinnyfat white nerd with an average sized penis
>>551203176Beyond basedDorky boy
i want ralsei to sneeze in my mouth
>>551203089my goat is sick as fuck man
>>551203176>skinnyfatHe's 100% a twig, he barely eats anything.
>>551203330this but tenna
>>551203407he's probably never eaten anythingbut he's a darkner so the rules are different and i can headcanon whatever i please
After 10 years of trying(undertale release), today I finally started estrogen.
>>551203572in the same amount of time you probably could've moved to a country with better healthcare and gotten started sooner
>>551203572Full of nutrient
>>551203572>immediately becomes buff, broad-shouldered, and grows a gigachad jaw
>>551203556>be a magical goat>be strong enough to shatter bones by whipping the enemy with your scarf>be fast enough to always stay ahead of your team and make sure they don't get into too much trouble>be on a zero food diet 24/7>and yet the love handles remainOkay, NOW I feel sorry for Ralsei.
>>551203572Toby...
>>551204038The LOVE handles are the source of his power.
squisha da ral tummy
>>551203176>skinnyfatWRONG! He has a kissable tummy.
>>551204038FAT
LOVe, too, is an acronym. It stands for “Level of Verticality.” So, basically, you killed everyone, but you’re still really short. Does that make sense?
>>551204347are you implying skinnyfat tummies are not kissable
>>551203176he just like me fr fr no cap
>>551203407Official concept art disagrees. Fatsei enjoyers always win.
The Trojan War except instead of everyone fighting over some stupid dumb bitch it's Ralsei.
i missed mettaton posting..agony
>>551204692real life......
>>551204115>excessive magic is accumulated in Darkner tissue the same way Lightners gain fat>Pacify and Heal are pretty basic spells, so they only drain active TP and do not affect physical mana cells>Ralsei just needs to cast some high-powered fire spells in battle to literally burn away the calories>but the principles are stronger
>>551204509catbox it
>>551204650>Susie is larger than tallerShe's really built like a wall
>>551203263this makes me imagine an animated film version of chapter 3 where Tenna's world is entirely 3D like this but the fun gang are 2D toons like in roger rabbit
Ralsei will turn black, speak ebonics and marry Susie.
>>551205021what if this is the next thing we'll be seeing in later chapters, but you're supposed to see it as weird and wrong like omega flowey
fave saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
>>551204465>Kris at the end of Weird Route
>>551204996Cubic
that fucking SKANKliterally the first man whos handing out free SHIT
>>551205156I really hope there's more art style fuckery because it's fun
>>551204692This is what men used to achieve back then when they had something to fight for
>>551204965
>>551200753>But enough talk...
>>551204650The chapter 3 poster confirms that this is off-model and Susie is the fat one
>>551205428Was there ever a twink Roman Emperor?
>>551204692>Ralsei witnessing the horrible fruits of his labor but also feeling validated for the first time in his life
>>551205519Have at you!
>>551205687There were multiple ones unfortunately
>>551205573Toby has explicitly said merch is NOT canon. Concept art IS canon though. Ralsei has a SOFT SQUISHY TUMMY and Susie has DRAWN-ON ABS IN THE DARK WORLD.
>>551205687There was one with a boywife... probably multiple emperors had one.
>boywifeI hate this gayass fake-faggot talk. They’re called HUSBANDS. Cute HUSBANDS!
>>551206857they're talking about actual little boys
Fave doesn't understand the concept of love
>>551206857tiny husband made for hugging
asriel won
>>551206857i wish i had a house husband
Noelle both fears and finds Santa sexy because she caught him cheating on daddy with mommy.
>>551207116>french frog(git) is a pedoshayycore
>>551207243i saw daddy kissing saaaanta claus
fucking froggits
>>551207243She's only into female Santas because she has an Oedipus complex
>>551207534>female SantaToriel....
>>551207116Why did so many people sent Asriel? Anyways Kris is the Girl and Krisriel won.
>>551207618WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO FUCK MY MOM?
>>551207618Kris breathed a sigh of relief when Sans skipped town to move to Undertale, but then they walked in on Toriel jitterbugging with Noelle...
>>551207938
cocks
>>551174997Ralaei, actually. Susie says that Ralsei especially won't let it happen and the triangle is upside down. Sacrificial lamb o algo
Dear whoever made these additions to the whiteboard,Thank you. I really enjoyed seeing this.Yours truly,Anon
>>551208283>Ralsei especially won't let it happenRalsei would be the most likely one to let it happen though, he's the selfless one. And he wouldn't be crying so much about his own death either, it's definitely something else.
>>551208283>the triangle is upside downIt's upside down because Darkners face away from the Angel and the light of Heaven
To save the worlds there's only one wayThe prince must become mpreg
>>551208873Every time I see the word "mpreg" it looks like some obscure file extension.
>>551207236being the house husband is better desu
>>551208873and carry the angel's offspring.
>>551209167i can't be a house husband
>>551209086
Susie go to Kris house "Kris Kris let's make Snow Man!!! With funny carrot nose""I HATE SNOW" replied Kris with pockets full of remotes
>>551209464just learn to cook and you can be
>>551209473lmfao
>>551209574i can cook but im a woman
>>551209562Kris pulls out the remote from the movie ClickHe presses the big button labeled "Nostalgia Critic"
>>551209720oh shit sorry to hear thathope you get well soon
>>551209795it's terminal but thank you
Don't you fucking DARE disagree with fave.They have a very fragile ego, and the slightest amount of pushback will send them into crisis.
>>551209086>he doesn't knownever gonna make it
>>551204465It represents how the difficulty spike in this game is vertical
painting faves insides white to help make the baby
Noelle goes to Susie's house to see if she could go out that evening, but as soon as she rings the doorbell, Susie's dad opens the door, punches her into the stratosphere, and closes the door again.
>>551211687that would only encourage her
I slept at 10am and just only now woke up at 6pm is this okay
I love my boy Jevil!
Guys... I think that Dess is fucking dead. I think that the plot will involve the characters being forced to move on from her death, but I believe she is 100% not alive.
>>551211996I believe everyone's dead and Dess is the only one who's alive
I believe DessKris is making shit up for attention
I want to be Kris and I want Dess to treat me as her plaything
>>551211996Boring Undertale retread
FAVE ESCAPING THE COLLAPSING RUINS
Dess back ,baby
So, here's a curious question - do you guys think that anything outside of this actually exists?
>>551212612Hometown is a dark worldRalsei is a first layer titan, made from his fountainEvery resident in hometown we interacted so far is a darknerKris is Dess's sex toy in the real world
>>551212612krs
>>551212612I think the outside world exists as much as the surface in Undertale
Winter honestly fucking sucks when it’s not snowing
would fave win in a popular election?>ralseihe has it in the bag
>>551212612there's a hidden egg man street between the second and third ones down
I like my boy Jevil!
>>551212612yes, but for now in the same sense that "the underground is as big as you want it to be", hometown is likewise, the police tape place is sus tho
>>551212612Susie and Alphys come from the outside world.
I enjoy my fella Jevil!
>>551212612Despite everything I don't think Toby would add a "Susie's entire backstory was made up to make her feel bad" twist
If sans just moved into town where the fuck did he find the money to buy both a house and a store? what kind of job did he have?
I have positive feelings towards the character "Jevil" from the game Deltarune!
>>551213520Host club owner
>>551212612>You answered 4 chapters.>Then, "It was the first time she ever smiled in her life."
Had a deltarune dream last night. Chapter 5 released and I saw a bunch of fanart of the fungang fighting/being afraid of I guess the player or vessel, this is what he looked like. I remember lightning effects around his head as if his head was an exploded moon. Another player in deltarune killed me with a lightning bolt and the killcam called it a reich-strike. Ralsei also had a weird mark on his tunic. Rambpins was in chapter 5 but she looked like the design painter made for her in the christmas magma. There was also an Undertale Au general on /vg/ for some reason, which was basically dead.I had two other dreams last night but they arent deltarune related
>>551213520his store is actually a money laundering schemehe made his fortune with sex trafficking
all of the characters functionally not being real would decimate Deltarune’s lasting legacy compared to Undertale
>>551213524if you could have a playable protagonist jevil game, what kind of game would you want it to be?
Je
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>551213915Those games that feel more like spreadsheets/jobs! (read: number games)
>>551213214the police tape is obviously blocking the festival grounds that we will see in ch5
Chapter 5 will finally put the Spamton and Tenna saga to bed with the Friend Inside Me schizoboss and Jevil will take back the spotlight in Chapter 6 so we can upgrade Devilsknife into an endgame weapon
>>551213784would also prove not only that ralsei was ultimately right thinking he didn't matter, but also no one beside the player actually mattered.
>>551213915a nonsensical sandbox sim game with a bunch of random mechanics attached onto it like My Summer Car. you'd have to manage Jevil's gambling and piss meters while forging knives and jesting, or get lost in the dark world wilderness
https://files.catbox.moe/rpoi8a.mp4I posted it again
>>551213784I regret to inform you that Undertale was not real either. You did not actually go on a date with Papyrus.
>>551212920lol. lmao even.anon doesnt know the pain of shoveling snow
>>551199774I really like this lancer, do you know the artist
>>551212612infinite amount of sanses
>>551214445we’re not talkin about blizzards here, just a bit of light ground ice cream pls
>>551212612i think it's a timeloop scenario because the knight appeared 'recently', alvin stopped getting post 'recently' and the internet went down 'recently'. tenna hasn't been getting anything but reruns, so not even that is getting through.
would you still love ralsei if he is easily impressed at stuff he does and discovers in minecraft?
would you still love ralsei is he was a girl?
>>551213731exploded moon for a head is badass
>>551214756Yes. It's really cute that Ralsei finds such joy in little things.
>>551214756Ralsei would be like that
TAKE THE DEAL>Deal>No Deal
ralgay
>>551215080agryal
>>551215080
>>551214992>>551214998<3
Would you still love Alphys if she was a man (as originally intended)?
>>551215229i would find the alphys/mettaton ship even more repulsive
>>551215056DEAL!
>>551204723mettaton posting will continue until morale improves
>>551215229I would like male Alphys as much as I like Sans but I would not have unquenchable lust for him
>>551213784It would piss off low IQ people who think fictional characters being fictional means it's wrong to care about them and they have no value. So most of the fanbase would be mad, but the ending will piss off most of the fanbase if it does literally anything interesting at all, so that's not really a reason not to do it.
>>551214695>mail broken>internet broken>tenna ruinedWhoever managed to do all that must be some kind of BIG SHOT.
>>551215229>>551215368I kind of like alphys x mettaton although I know thats only me projecting wanting to watch mettaton fuck a girl and they dont bave chemistry in that way. If she was a boy I think I would get extremely jaded and bitter over all the yaoi slop. However. alphys x mettaton yaoi is better than papyrus x mettaton or tenna x mettaton so this would be a better world on that front, but girl alphys/alphyne trumps all.
>>551215543>but the ending will piss off most of the fanbase if it does literally anything interesting at allThis the type of dude that got mad at Undertale’s pacifist ending
>>551213784>>551215543I'm not really sure what "functionally not being real" means in this case - that the game emphasizes how it is in fact a videogame? Undertale already sort of did that with the acknowledgement of save files, and people were just fine.
>>551213784>t. filtered by v3
your favorite deltarune character is making 2 sandviches in their sandvich grill right now :)
>>551215970I assume it’s probably the difference between already knowing the setting isn’t real but getting immersed in it (kayfabe) vs. the setting itself basically saying that none of this matters and plapping Noelle’s brains in Weird Route is actually fine cause it’s not actually meaningful
>>551215970undertale has the whole "don't reset the game let them live their happy life" stuff tho
>>551216287>Forgot the very beginning of the game
Cute
It's easier to get away with a "lol it was all fake lmao" ending when the game takes 20 hours instead of 12 years to beat
>>551212919Next question: is the surface real?
>>551216347nah fave cooks in a cauldron
>>551212793That would be a second game with that sort of twist then.
>>551216759The alarm clock dialogue takes place on the surface, so I'd assume so.
>>551214279Spamton game
Fiction is only meaningless if you have no love.
>>551216930say it in red
>>551216347Thanks for reminding me that I should stop grinding in Minecrap and go eat something.
>>551216370>the setting itself basically saying that none of this mattersIn this case it really is close to Undertale, at least from Flowey's perspective. That'd hardly be something to get pissed off about. Deltarune's general theme, at least the way I see it, is defying the status quo in good and not-so-good ways - Kris not wanting to go along with the Soul's control, Ralsei not agreeing with the Prophecy, the schizo bosses willing to tear the world apart to be free, even the player going on a contrarian Weird Route to break the normal story. It's not about whether something "objectively" doesn't matter, it's about making things matter by caring.
>>551216287V3 is SHIT
>>551209992can I get a source on that actual image there? Please.
>>551216370you could probably also say it's like the difference between a game being all just a dream or something but it's still meaningful because of what it's saying about the character (what's going on in their mental state, what can you piece together what happened to them, etc.) vs. a game that flatly tells you that nothing in it really matters but it's still expecting you to pay money for it and the fact that it's even trying to have a story in the first place rather than just being a pure gameplay arcade type of gameand you only ever see hyper-contrarians leapfrog over themselves to try to explain why this is actually ludokino even though they can't even name 3 examples of something like this happening that they actually like in a way that isn't deliberately ironic
>>551217545if you can't even name 3 examples of this happening why do you fear it happening
>>551215395On-model plushes are artistically impressive but I always prefer ones that are more cuddly toy shaped
>>551216930>love, too, is an acronym.
I’m now remembering all those mid-2000’s to early 2010’s “HERE’S WHY [insert random show] IS DARKER THAN YOU THINK” and it’s just “lol MC is in a coma”
>>551215923What? I love the pacifist ending and it does plenty of interesting things. I can guarantee that if Undertale was as long as Deltarune and released in chapters then people would get pissed off at that ending, what with Asriel not being "saved," Flowey asking you not to reset at the end, and so on because it doesn't match what they built up in their mind.
>>551216370But just because something isn't real doesn't mean it doesn't matter. This is the whole point of dark worlds.
>>551215229I absolutely promise you >=92% of the people who currently like Alphys would hate her so badly if she was a guy instead. Women have a higher threshold of cringe vs. attractiveness they can get away with while still maintaining endearment, while men have to be more attractive to be likable while being cringe. Birdley is a flawless example of this, people would like him 10x more if he was a girl because all the cringey shit he does would be then become kinda cute. Think about any cringey character and this will be the case.
ermmm but Sooz thinks the Dank Worlds are all real and Sooz is always right
>>551217497https://e621.net/posts/5710225
>>551217545>they can't even name 3 examples of something like this happening that they actually like in a way that isn't deliberately ironicFate Grand/OrderOneshotPathologicUndertale Genocide routeBut to be fair, the point of every single one of them was not "Nothing matters" but "Yes it is fictional and you should still care", Genocide route is specifically shitting on you for playing the game so much you destroy your immersion.That sort of twist can work if you're smart about it.
Double fiction is lame
>>551218070people shit on alphys and call her evil, if she was a guy they'd fawn over how complicated and morally grey she is
>Birdley>thinly veiled gender wars bait post
>>551218175Much obliged.Damn.
>Aviandley>thinly veiled crow post
>>551218320>if she was a guy they'd fawn over how complicated and morally grey she isAsgorefags and Charafags would disagree
>>551218317>Deltarune is a fictional world>And the Light World might be a simulation>And the Dark Worlds are fictional within the Light World>And the Mantle Game is a fictional reconstruction within the already-fictional Dark WorldsWe’re somewhere between triple and quadruple fiction
>>551217719i prefer a more meticulously struxtured one but im not really a plushiefag, there arent a lot of cute style mettaton plushies i-i mean not that mettaton isnt cute i mean the plushies are more tall and uh anime(said before getting stomped to death with a high heeled boot)
>>551218158Suz is gonna give Gaster a wedgie for fucking with everyone's heads and force him to make all the Dark Worlds real.
>>551217209>* Fahaha, yeah, it was kind of just... You know. Forced.>* So, riding a Ferris wheel together, doesn't mean anything?>* Ummm, maybe not if it's like... Just like a forced thing?>* Oh.>* I mean yeah, obviously. I mean, it's just a stupid ride.>* ...>* So if, theoretically, it was somebody else? It wouldn't...>* I MEAN,>* Maybe it's more about, how the two people in the wheel, feel?>* So, maybe even if it is forced, then...An important part to the plot definitely seems to be not rejecting the status quo and other "forced things" just for the sake of rejecting themSee also Ralsei being proud of his face
>>551218737I will now post mettaton plushies
>>551212920at the very least Christmas is kind of bland without a bit of snow, over here it’s just dead yellow grass and trees with no leaves and shit’s so boring to look at
>>551198432The things I personally enjoy because I have the best opinions on literally everything
>>551219094
>>551218756Susie-sama...I KNEEL!
Cause now I wanna be your dogCause now I wanna be your dog
>>551219319
>>551218776>An important part to the plot definitely seems to be not rejecting the status quo and other "forced things" just for the sake of rejecting themI agree with that, that's why I said "good and not-so-good ways". The takeaway seems to be "it's hard to fight fate, but if you have good reasons, you might as well try".
>>551219506Sorry, I don't like dogs.
>>551218756>suz is gonna give g-ACK!
>>551219521
Will he ever be relevant again?
>>551219521Sex doll mouth
>>551219753
>>551219904No, he's my Christmas dinner
Ramb and Sword Route demonstrate that Kris as a child desperately wanted Freedom, but that they also believed that Freedom is "only a thing for Big Shots"What did Kris want Freedom from? What did Kris need to be a Big Shot for?
>>551219953
>>551220106hot
Have there been any developments on the email stuff?
*scuttles away with email-shaped belly*
>>551220272box mettaton would make a good novelty wine glass
>>551220272>>551219949all mtt plushies have sex doll capabilities its part of the licensing agreement
>2025>I am forgotten
>>551220484>>551220415box mettaton makes good novelty shaped anything but agree. there was this plushie i didnt save bcs it was kind of mid that had his arms in a way that reminded me of a a teapot spout/handle. very cute
sooo cute he looks like a penguin
>>551220770spam is almost done I swear
>>551220875Battat (not his name), my beloved...
>>551220748Never
>>551220748sorry bud you're old news, ralsei's the new hotnesseven deltarune asriel is more popular and he hasn't even been onscreen yet
>>551220967>ounhg aplhpys what was in that robot edible
>>551220748I've never forgotten about the sweet stupid goat boy we couldn't save.
You're going to have sex with me
>>551220967
>>551220997His name is Battat Adelberg and you will respect it. And by respect I mean bully him constantly
>>551221171Kris...
>>551221215RACHEAL?
They wants (you)r cummies
>>551221185(my personal favorite)
>>551221397Nobody wants me. Even my parents have almost forgotten I exist.
>>551220997I want MORE battat content in deltarune
>>551220106
>>551221314try to tell me that rachael isnt the most fujo-fitting name ever
>>551221024Even as a Ralseifag I have to admit that kid Asriel is probably the most adorable thing in existence.
I’m nobody’s heroAn absolute zero
>>551221475Owned
>>551221475Goneranon...
>>551218516Most Charafags see Chara as a girl?
>>551221475They didn't stutter
>>551221672It turns out everyone’s lives CAN go on perfectly well without you. Haha…
>>551221551I’m going to need time. Time to think. Time to process this.
speaking of names I've always thought Fujongler should be called Kurozapper/BBzapper
>>551221819I would say the same, but I can't imagine my mother's life without me, since my brother's an asshole sometimes.said fave
Deltarune is about the importance of Choosing instead of allowing things to happen to youWeird Route is Kris and Noelle's mutual punishment for being people who let others choose for them
Deltarune is about. Be on your guards.
Surely she must have been joking eheh... r-r-right?
Deltarune?(laugh) never heard of it.
>>551222306She just wants to retire and bake while playing FF14 all day every day.
*Spamton scratches at his row of nipples*
>>551222547everyone's got at least 1 row of nipples, so nothing weird there
>>551215395>>551215879not a word of untruth in this post. truly, most of his ships suck ass.
I want a scene where someone tells Asgore and Toriel that they’re both really pathetic people
>>551222828me toospecially Toriel
Fave said they were molested as a tween and has been chasing that rush ever since
real diceheads remember kurozapper x rabbick
>>551222942Anon... uhh... are you ok?
>>551218320it's kind of funny because in many ways alphys and mettaton are the same character, he just conned his way into a job he was actually capable of doing unlike her.
we love toby fox here
>>551222715*Spamton itches at his second row of nipples, and positions a bowl of dry cereal below them*
>>551222942Do women really
>>551223603yes anon women are the only sex capable of internalizing trauma like this, you cracked the case
>>551221439
fave wonders why they were never molested even though they know it's because they were just an extremely weird and irritating child to be around
>>551223851Never known a man that was happy to be molested desu
>>551222942Do trans “women” really?
>>551224068really it’s just men who wish they were molested (see also: kressfags)
>>551223361wtf? JK Rowling is good?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BppnZ04W1Tk
>>551223603Not really that funny. Talk to your mother, there’s a good chance some monster tried to hurt her in some way in the past. Take care of the women in your life
ralsei thinks he has reached the point where minecraft diamonds are no longer a scarce resource. his chest at home has 3 stacks of it, so he feels safe on that resource now.
>>551224068is this your first day on the internet
>>551224252kino felfebeat your dick out man on the internet
arg is irrelevant now right, we've mined evrything we can from it?
>>551224702until the next sweepstakey thing it does look like, I'm guessing there'll be more dots to connect and another spooky submit page
>>551223870ok im done
>>551224956oh my god he turned her face into a robot one
I wore my big gigantic oversized Cool Dude shirt to work today, I hadn't done that in a while, I love him
>>551224286right wing twitter taught me that women are longhoused and also gay though so
>>551225282i wish i had subtle fave clothing to wear out like that, that sounds awesome
>>551224335Asriel doesn't need diamonds that much because he can get diamond armor through trade. His latest project is building a railway to his animal pen.
my headphones died and because it's christmas i won't get the new ones for a week. fuck
QUESTION: Everyone so focused on the wedding ring but what happened here? Why is the left paw of the annoying dog missing outline pixels but still has some weird finer lines drawn in?
when fave plays minecrap they ignore villager trading completely refusing to engage with their systems on principle and go raiding and raping and pillaging blowing up their settlements with TNT
>>551225569Cancer
>>551225569Toby didn't want to censor his neck
>>551225732you are engaging in what your ancestors did to real life people thousands of years ago and i think thats cool of you to do
>>551225515I don’t see the correlation
If Gaster gets a fight in DELTARUNE, Toby will 100% reference Lucifer's fight from SMT3.>Summons darkness and distorts time
>>551226175> You can't grasp the true form of Gaster's attack
>>551225496ralsei went to a minecraft village earlier today to try interact with a village, hoping things would be nice and comfy, and to get to learn new things, only for a cleric to demand rotten flesh as the only thing he wanted in his life and trade, ralsei immediately felt uncomfortable and left the village, never to visit again. if ralsei ever attempts village interactions again he will most likely go to a different village.
Numbersfag do you do literally anything other than play Minecraft and jerk offIs Swedish welfare really that good
>>551225927it was sakurai that posted the pic, toby just retweeted
I want Swedish meatballs
>>551226446I thought he was argentinian
>>551226446Yes.
>>551224183Not entirelyshe just stopped sucking media's dick
>>551224068>Forgetting Kris exists.
>>551225465You could always go with fave-inspired accessories, pins, or clothes you think fave would wear! I'm insane enough to do that.
>>551226576The Argentinian is the Berdfag that types "Like This" and tried to fuck Kingfag when she was still here.
>>551226294Asriel hates that 2 villages nearest to him have at least 2 clerics.Asriel Express is now fully functional.
What if Kris loses a hand and has to open a Dark Fountain with the exposed arm bone
>>551226741that's true.. i'll have to think on that
>>551226728kris is a girl
i want asriel and ralsei to fuck me (male)
>>551226294Ralsei naturally develops antisemitism.
>>551226770>Asriel Express is now fully functional.nice! good job :D
>>551226175>If you didn't get the Black Shard for Piercing damage you're softlocked
consider
>>551225569upvoting so this post gets more visibility. we need to get to the bottom of the truth and solve this mystery
>>551227081I like Yoshi
>>551227081trans-coded setup
>>551227264>transcodedinto what sort of encoding?
>>551227264rent free
>>551227015Thanks! Tomorrow I will go down into the mines and take every rail I see.
>>551219749Oooohh yeah I didnt see it before but I knew the slashes were funny lookingThese are FRIEND claw slashes, Friend really did not like Tenna letting Toriel go or Susie getting too cocky
>>551227081>not a 100% keyboardFAGGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
i just realized tenna's tie sometimes folding upwards inexplicably is a dilbert reference
Now that EA is owned by the Saudis too will Tobysoft be far behind?
>>551227081>Pluey pin
>>551227464speaking of tomorrow, i am going to bed now to speed up the arrival of tomorrow. goodnight /utg/. cya.
>>551217937"wireplay" (I hate that word it makes me think of underages on tiktok) works 1000000x times better for mettaton than tenna and is actually sexy for mettaton instead of retarded.
>>551227081This is my wife. She doesnt know it yet, but we're meant to be.
>>551227081I have the same mousepad!! It's cute but actually really uncomfortable for me to use, would not recommend.
>>551212612>Small town with no crime>Only road out is perpetually blockaded for no known reasonI'm not saying its literally nothing else exists, but something weird is going onPotentially something to mirror the way monsters are placed into a barrier in Undertale?
>>551227612How do you know this isn't a really gay man
>>551227578Good night, fren! :)
>>551227595thank you for also understanding how annoying that word has become
>>551227081grabs the tenna figure in my hand and uses the nose to poke at the keyboard and make posts on here
>>551227081tennafags, if tenna dies in ch5and it's completely unavoidable, what will you do? be mad? be ok with it? kill toby?his death is pre ordained by fate, remember.
>>551227686She (He) will be my husbandwife (wife)
I need a haircut
>>551228004*starts nibbling on your hair ends*
Toby's mom watched Spamton Sweepstakes for the first time in September and was like "Toby, I didn't know you had a dark side!"Toby responded: "YOU DIDN'T KNOW I HAD A DARK SIDE???????"
>>551227664That one Japanese magazine did hint how weird it was Kris is the only human in town...
>>551228169That's #True
>>551228169I'm Toby and can confirm that is #True
>>551228169low tier ass post you might as well have just posted the damn image
>>551227081I imagine this playing on the monitor 24/7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax_kLFtvStI
>>551228169This floored me when i first saw it, I understand I had a fucked up relationship with my mom growing up but my mom would never say this about her adult son, she definitely knows I have a dark side. How oblivious is tobys mom.
>>551228169LOL
>>551227819>another tenna slides onto screen>"Glad I'm not that guy!"
Hey guys I'm Toby Fox and I think you should give me your credit card information.
>>551228004Kris teaches us that anything is a haircut if you're open-minded enough.
>>551228383Kris will drop the dinosaur into the pit on purpose
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>551228713what?
>>551228169I enjoy this post's format
>>551228714The dinosaur will climb out and be very angry
>>551228383Now all we need is Hyadain's Four Fiends but Kris has to do all the parts because The Knight sucks as a villain and only has one underling boss character instead of fourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21RFBPoOTug
>>551225569its carefully cropped as a secret message to that one anon that likes to post about his neck
do you guys unironically think toby lurks here
>>551228637Anything for you, my love6582 0609 9128 104507602/28
>>551229082>my card infoWHAT THE FUCK
>>551229050He might pop in to gauge reactions after releases but regularly? No way
>>551229082Thanks babe*Starts making out with you so fiercely that I suck the tongue right out of your mouth*
>>551229050it'd be better than having to lurk on twitter and see thousands of mentally ill troons. this is probably the most normal place for utdr discussion.
>>5512288894 Krises:The yellow oneThe blue oneLil Kris from the gameVessel (Honorary Kris)
>>551229298It's a different type of mental illness.
>>551229050he's the one that posts the Artifact copy pasta every time every single post is from him
>>551229298yes /utg/, the hotbed of mental health.
>>551229050He has a spy who acts as a filter for good memes and clever theories and they snicker together about how wrong some are while also headhunting for talent
>>551229397>>551229423well, i did say 'most normal'
>>551229298never forget when he accidentally retweeted fanart
>>551229548still not.
>>551229462>while also headhunting for talentPainter easter egg in the Gallery Dark World...believe it!
>>551229050of course not i think it would make him feel sick. if he doesnt really like social media why would he like 4chan fans. he probably wishes every single one of us would stop talking about his game.
>>551227081utg showing off their battle stations when?
If you told Kris that they are basically Kain FF4 they would cringe to death on the spot
>>551229050No, not really.I think he ignores us in the same way people working on big name shows ignore people making porn of the characters.
>>551229691>it’s a painting of spamton>the scent of iron fills your senses
>>551229729What's in it for me
>>551229748who’s the Rydia of Deltarune?
>>551229050I don't want Toby to read my posts, I would die of embarrassment
>>551229862The character who disappears before reappearing much older and much more powerful?The player
I trust my friend Gaster completely. If he says those eggs are a problem, I won't be collecting them. It's that simple.
toby if you are reading this, in the next newsletter, please, as a sign, just put a singular "F" somewhere on the page
>>551229748After all he's been through, that'd be the thing to drive him to tears.
>Final Fantasy IV comparisons >Susie is a Dark Knight>Will probably become a Paladin
Hey guys, it's me! Toby Fox! Creator of Undertale and Deltarune!
>>551230178Toby fox everyone
Deltarune is LITCHERALLY just Final Fantasy V
Dan, there's a lot of people in here...
>>551230243it got turtle it got tree I am seeing nothing that disproves this
>>551229462He would never let our sinner's hands befoul his precious game baby
if i was toby fox i would delete my twitter and just use bluesky as the official page because it would be stressful as shit constantly checking to see if im on my alt or not
>>551230458this... isn't... HAPPENING
Noelle is CANONICALLY sixteenYour thoughts on this
>>551230516Why do people always forget the obvious solution of keeping your alt accounts on separate devices
>>551230243I can't make any of the babes in my party wear leopard print bikinis so that is absolutely not true
>551230543AI got too good at doing hands, now I can't tell what's real and what's not
>>551230543this put my smile upside down
>>551229850Um, getting to show off your cool setup and being able to brag about it if anons like it
>>551230691Kris’s is close enough
>>551229729I dont even have a desk
>>551230691Not yet you can't.
>>551230458I never realized the oc everyone talks about is literally just the same guy as before but with 3 extra pixels and veeery slightly color shifted, now this is advanced donutsteeling baby
>>551228889>only has one underling boss character instead of fourjevil, spamton and eram are gonna be its underlings, count on it
>>551230907Yes, Battat is that.
>>551230907I can’t fathom your mental retardation
>>551230907it would be kind of funny to draw a pippins on the whiteboard that is just someone elses oc but a little different to bait a donutsteal argument
>>551230982jevil or spamton can fill for cognazzo with one simple trick
toby mentioned 4chan on his homestuck radio show. someone in the chat told them someone posted a link to his show on 4chan and he was like: really?! I mean nothing against 4chan but why would they want to listen to some random retard ramble and playing music?
>>551230613Her default expression is a smile.I can't think of any notable moment in the game that can be described as "the first time she smiled in her life" in any sense. She's implied to be a generally cheerful person.
>>551231168we don't need to copy someone else's oc because we already all share custody
>>551231220She's a SNOWGRAVER
Toby...when are we going to get deltarune line stickers vol. 2? Toby please I need battat line stickers...
putting cream on my psorasis said fave
>>551231429what if the knights identity is leaked when the ch5 line stickers come out
I NEED more ornaments on the Christmas magma. I want every anon to draw an ornament.
>>551231220>* Sometimes the hoofed girl comes here,>* Opens the freezer door...>* Then stands in front of it, lost in thought.>* Guess she really likes the cold. Or waffles.Just because she's smiling because it's easier that doesn't mean she's happy
knight cute
>>551231650this gave me a stroke thanks
lets move back to whiteboard instead
fave is dreading tomorrows family gathering and the inevitable weight gain comments
>>551231650But she is smiling.
>>551231614the nail (?) attaching the solid gold berdly statue to the tree is so funny
(You)! You can't lie. So tell me, anon. Where. Is. Dess?
>>551231614*summons up a misseltoe*Well SOMEONE is gonna have to whip up a christmas miracle!
>>551231798>webp.pngjust let it go bro.
>>551231730its time to shoot up the family gathering, i believe in you!
>>551231798This bitch is so ugly
>>551231718NOOO MY SPYWARE NOOOOOO
>>551231798>Pinocchio proceeds to recite all theories until his nose explodes into splinters
>>551231903I thought he was kind of cute...sometimes. for brief seconds
>>551226446What's the alternative for him? He's too neurodivergent to work a real job.
>>551231971we need a pluey murrsuit video
>>551231798Check the bottom of the lake.
Darkners aren't real so I don't feel bad about beating them up.
dont get lippy with me diceboy i want my heckin pluey
>>551232012and there's nothing wrong with thatbecause i am also too autistic to work a real job
>>551231650>Or waffles.so she fucking hates pancakes FUCK YOU
>>551232170/utg/ is a Dark World that I create by opening 4chan
>>551231193bald jebil :(
Catty has a quicker tempo version of the fat tuba following her at all times from an indiscernible source, turning into a brass quintet whenever she displays cat-like agility
>>551232402i honestly don't really like any of the songs of that sort in utdr which is probably my most controversial opinion
>>551232402I don't even see people talk about Black Knife at all.
>>551232012how do i learn this power
>>551232402>Opinion on a chapter you haven't playedTHIS OPINION WILL NOW BEDISCARDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDdrO9W188U
>>551232638i think about that guy who jacked it to black knife every so often>>551232402will you like toby's true knight theme more?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t43ZIrsfof0
>>551232402Its not up there with megalovania but it kicks ass
>>551232754I keep forgetting that he doesn't even fucking play the game.
>>551229050Toby reads reddit and twitter.(Was it fake or Toby was here? I know for 100% that [I know off topic] some real life celebrities were on 4chan, like Elon Musk and Lauren Faust. I remember one anon here saying that Toby was here)
>>551232402it needs an emotional connection for meit's a catchy song but I don't care about Kris, Susie, Ralsei, or the Knight, so it didn't stick with me
>>551232778pretty much, yeah. not going to be some idiot and say that it's 'overstimulating' as my reason for disliking it since i listen to music that can definitely be considered overstimulating, but i just simply don't like how they sound. they never clicked for me even when undertale came out. i like the more peaceful and emotional songs instead.
>>551233210You didn't get any sort of emotional connection from this guy coming out of nowhere and kicking your ass?
>>551231890Maybe 4chudds should a WEBP support. C'mon Hiroshimoot I know you got that Palantir money, you can afford the upgrade.
I like Halloween Hack Megalovania more than UT Megalovania
>>551233281no
>>551233307WEBP fucking sucks.
>>551233281he literally did not play the game, so he's whining about the song he experienced with no context having no context.
>>551232929Who jacked off to WHAT??
>>551233210>I don't care about Kris, Susie, Ralsei, or the KnightBro, why are even here? Go back to playing Minecrap!
>>551233380Honestly me tooIt feels a lot more dramatic and emotional
>>551232697Coom your brains out and smoke a shitton of weed
>>551233467You think that was Temfag replying to himself without a name? Wouldn't put it past him, honestly.
>>551231798This HUNK is so HANDSOME!https://files.catbox.moe/497dr4.mp4
Threads really boring. It's just the same couple of anons replying to each other. Lurkers, I call upon you! post some undertale comics or something
>>551233653Based song. Newgens don't know SHIT about Nelly.
>>551233559i think he tried to cock stroke to the tempo of black knife and he like, gave himself cock friction burns or something. i forget.
>>551233559cute art, real. undertale is a bad fame because theres no extended frisk dress up minigame
I like men. I like men a lot.
>>551233380>>551233595If you boys weren't aware, it was Toby trying to recreate the final boss theme from Brandish 2 by memory.It really is Brandish all the way down.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIXlqAcyTbg
>>551233905Do you like me
>>551233934>POV kris strapped you to a medieval torture device that has a cock pump attached
>>551233934Kris would be the type casually standing outside pulling a slice of pie out of his pocket.
>>551233820That sounds crazy. I never listen to music when jerking it to hoomans.
>>551233905I said this
>>551232217Tenna should have been spanked and put in the Castletown pillory for his racism and the only reason he hasn't is because he'd get off to it
I like that Black Knife opens with a bit that sounds like someone yelling or a siren, very effective for what's about to happen. I don't think i'll listen to the song on it's own much.
>>551216347am I the only one who finds it deranged for people to do this with plushies? I get it's just a joke but these sorts of people start to actually take them with them wherever they go and never wash them
>>551233820didnt he jack off to black knife and get cum in his charger port or something
I bought the TV Time shirt and Ralsei bento box. Also I preordered the voxel statues. All three of them.
>>551234186>>551234186>>551234186
>>551233281NTA, but not really. It just felt like a lame, overpowered OC barged into the game and demanded to be taken seriously, which was especially disappointing as the chapter's Shadow Crystal boss, because I really enjoyed Jevil and Spamton.
>>551230178Will we kiss Noelle on the weird route?
>>551233990i should probably start playing these types of games. haven't even played any of the 2d zeldas..
>>551234213Let me show you true powerhttps://derpibooru.org/images/2274702?q=twilight+sparkle%2C+plushie%2C+food
>>551234213I like when people take their plushies on trips and take photos of them at different landmarks, it's cute
>>551233905i like men a lot and women even more
>>551230158That and the "buster" series of attacks is building up to Planet Buster (or World Buster to be legally distinct). Thats enough to prove that susie can also wield a sword in the end
>>551247421the planet buster is a brandish reference how about you go play it