>>551123975>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>international tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1XZ1Nbd5lT436azepJLPfdJuEe-UcHGPwE_9yt2yrYt4/edit?usp=sharing>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AQtAVU9k7L9XknkM8JJYlz2tURkGDvU3N69Rj0wUIHY/>steve tourney lobby304720>/mjg/ sings Kajitsuhttps://files.catbox.moe/ntuidu.mp3
First for workanon
>>551235035he's working on christmas
>>551234993>3/4>1 online
>>551234848Bunny feet would be the perfect gift
link to kringemas rules for reference>>551140472
>>551235131Yeah I am him
Relatively quick SEGA sanma room>inb4 sanmanot many anons play on sega hence/mjg/rage
>>551235371why the fuck is this in mixed chinkiese and japanese
>>5512353152/3
>>551235256>kringemas eve dateSo the rankings at christmas eve matter or what?
>>551235371>a singular の>in chinese
What do you even do after getting a Kringemas Eve date? Leave an emote on their profile and never speak to them again?
>>551236001https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_(kana)#In_Chinese
>>551236183that's what i did after the valentines tourney
>>551235616>>551236001it's not mixed though?
>>551236205that's kinda cringe
>>551236508>I can actually read chinkrunes thanks to moonrunesIt was worth it
>>551236808no you cant
>>551235315still at 2/3
i regret not buying a christmass skin with the all skins you can select week set earlier
>>551236863How do you write 魔法少女 in chinkrunes?
>>551236705の is the cursive form of 乃
>>551234848Pei! byoyomi wa zettai yameteyone
so do you guys use mustard for anything else except hotdogs?
>kiriage mangan tourney
>>551237123what kind of psycho eats hotdogs with mustardis this one of those burger acquired tastes like your vomit-flavored chocolate?
>>551237123sandwiches, sauces, soups, dips
>>551237123frikadellsalad dressing sometimes fried chicken
>>551237123Sure, it goes well in pea soup. I usually eat half of it without, and then mix in about two spoonfuls to the rest.
>>551235315looks like can't even run a sanma room these daysplaying with a bot or call it off?
>>551235315Wait for me!
>>551237404I'm okay calling it off, playing with a bot is not fun>>551237457when will you arrive anon?
>10 replies to a /ck/ post>cant fill a friendly
>sanma
>we actually have enough players for yonmahuh
>>551235315GG
>>551237123dijon mustard goes well with everything
I'm going goombling irl. Any tips?
>>551235315ggI was tenpai for kokushi when that deal-in happened
>>551238396poker. say riichi when you go all in.
>>551238396chase your losses
>>551238396what goomblingdon't fall for goombler's fallacy and set yourself a limit which should be any amount of money you're okay with losing completelyremember you're goombling for the thrill of it, not for winning money
>>551235315has it started or am I playing with strangers?
>>551238505>>551238572Poker Chase mentioned!
>>551238726second game is in South-1 now
>>551238789based pattern recognizer.
>>551235315wait, i didn't even see it said sega. let me install it real quick. can someone post the xenia?
>>551238708We're going to the tourist trap known as Las Vegas. How do I tell if the table or game rates are less ripoffy than the others? I need to feel smug and intelligent while I burn my money please understand.Mahjong doko?
I don't gamble sorry
>>551239347>feel smug and intelligent while I burn my moneynothing more smug than legally playing with an advantage https://youtu.be/EiXPof4XA3U?si=qOBjVh1F_AFSg_PE
>>551239114>>526831782
>>551239347For roullette specifically, if there's a 00 or even the rare 000 it's the casino fucking you. If you want to play the "fairest" casino game then blackjack is techncically player sided if the dealer has to get 17+ to stand
>>551238812Maybe we can do a yonma next. Also, no kita?
>>551239691Isnt baccarat the most RTP technically?
>>551239592This is too complicated. Got a guide with pointing Xenias?
>>551237051I hate her voice so goddamn much
I'm so tired of this game, why do I keep playing it? I have no luck, I have no plot armor, I have no tsumos.I'm a lucklet twisted by coping and bots into a crude mockery of mahjong's perfection. All the “wins” I get are three-sided and sujitrapped. Behind my wall tiles mock me. My jyanshis are disgusted and ashamed of me, my “friends” laugh at my absolute luck of fortune.Celestials are utterly repulsed by me.
>>551239895I have more fun when people don't open for cheap hands in all last. It increases the tension
>>551239749I need to sleep after this one but there should be enough players even without me>no kitaafaik that's the standard
Lord of the Reins... DOWN
>>551239895Ganbatte, jobber bro
>>551239895i understand you completelyunless you're in gold
How do I get out of my bad luck streak?
>>551235315>three yakitori games>shadowrealm in all of themthat was painful but it's time to sleepgg
RIICHI!!next collab confirmed
ok sega yonma room doko?
>>551235315ggs, that client is an attack on the senses, 2/3 now
I'm at worko
>>551235315bakk to 2/3thx for joinin
>>551240958Just disable the assists and dangerous tile alert
>>551240958remove all that fluff in settings
>>551240846Ron! Omochikaeriii!
Where tournament queue?
>>551241000you lied, it was 1/3
>>551240846Nfufufufu... Ron!
>>551241294he went to change settings
>>551241379can't we do yonma, surely now a 4th person will join
>>551240846they would need to include atleast 5 jyanshis so its not happening
>>551241443aint so sure and i will leave in a few games
My service has been terrible lately, I don't think I could play sager mayjer
>>551241482Rena, Rika, Mion with Shion outfit , Ooishi, done and dusted
sanma memesura doko
So how does this speed dating work? Do i have to get a mailing address and send a card or something?
>>551241741u cant leave out the magician of words keiichi
I had a dream that I had sex, just like in Mahjong
>>5512418031-2, 3-4, 5-6, etc. get paired upthat's it
>>551241482>Rena>Mion>Satoko>RikaDone, nobody cares about males or Shion (objectively the worse sister)
>>551241941Paired up to do what? Do I just say I love you in their profile?
Yes, leave Shion out, you don't get my wife
>>551242049you cant be so direct
>>551242049yeah and maybe when you play a friendly next time you can say "gg it was nice to meet again my kringemas valentine"
>>551242049Leave an emote acknowledging they're your christmas date
its almost christmas eve.
>totally not homosexual behavior between men over the internet
>>551242049you can make an oc of your ship if you want
>>551242302but we are all lesbian little girls here?
>>551242302more than 50% of mahjong players are women, and at least 5% of 4chan are women, which means 50+5=55% of mjg is actually biologically female
ummmcan you queue here? >>551235256
>>551242427>at least 5% of 4chan are women>biologically female
>>551242717Yes, because the biologically male ones are men.
umapyoi! umapyoi! https://x.com/LoveLive_staff/status/2001669933957288441
What's the Kringemas strategy for pairing yourself up with the sexiest anon?
guys what's the steve's lobby number again? I forgot
>>551243026Kringemas Steve tourney lobby 304720
i HATE horses
>>551243026304720
Steve's friend code is
>>551243118>>551243135thanks for some reason I unfollowed it
>>551242049Commission art of your mains
I'll queue at 8:45
>>551243302>waiting 2 hours to queue
>>551235315gg, sorry for lagging
>>551243302You queued 7 hours ago?
>>551243240DONT OP B LIE ING?
>>551243240dont opblieing?
I'll cum in two minutes
>>551235315ggs and thanks for joining everyoneexpect more sega rooms
>>551243570>>551243575why are pinks so dumb
>>551243612>>434903535
shion sexo while mion watches
You can call me Anon (Low Tax) Mous.
>>551242049Do whatever you want with it. It's just a joke.
so how do i get the english voices
FU JI GIVE ME THE 1 GOBLET I NEED ALREADY YOU STINGY CHINKJEW
>>551243474I WILL QUEUE AT 20:45 -8:00 GMT (20:75 IN MILITARY CLICKS)
>>551243968discontinued product, removed for good
>>551243968Without love it cannot be seen or heard
>>551243968i think they removed them
>9 online but no games Anons are so shy
>>551243930lowtax is dead and his best friend was a diaperfur
>>551244149I am right where I wanna be in the rankings
>>551244338But have you been raped sufficiently?
>>551235315ggs, fast games.I managed to disable all the visual bloat, but for all that fluff the client seems to lack the same-tiles-in-pond indicator, or am I missing it?
>paired with a stevei have to play again...
>>551244380press on the tile in your hand that you want to seehighlights with pink color
>>551244548What a tsun
>>551244380Never saw it light up, I must be seeing life with no tips.
>>551243968Gone. Just use Tsuchida instead, he should be the default.
>scrimblo is getting 4th on live stream
I only watch anon's streams
>orasu gyakuten
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
F is throwing to get the steve harem
oh my fucking god why is she showing off her stats in SILVERhow is she still adept
Telly doko?
>names
>>551246187Why are you showing some fucking rando's name in this thread
>>551246286she's our idolhttps://pathofhouou.blogspot.com/2025/12/week-6-slowing-down.html
Troon of Silver Room
>>551246367>pathofhouou>stuck in mahjong soul silverWell Steve, I'll be Frank.
>>551246187>only 23% win rate with two digits deal in rate in silverdamn xe sucks
Playing hanchans in silver is the most retarded thing you can do
new Uzaku 何切る
>>551246629>10.96% deal-in rateshe's clearly folding to nyaggers making two calls despite half of them not knowing what a yaku is
>>551247105Katanagatari had the right idea when they showed that a master swordsman will get rekt by a newbie but the moment it's two masters skill starts to matter more
i don't know who i'm paired with on the kringemas rankings
>>5512470571s, very flexible wait.
>>5512470571s because i don't want to lock in shanpon-ryanmen iishanten this early for zero value
>>5512470573p
>>551246187Notwithstanding the low number of matches, these stats honestly look bad for silver, barring extreme bad luck. If you get 14% 4th rate against adepts, how are you going to climb in jade? Enjoy getting to saint 1 after 4k games.
>>551247674it's the "saintkeks fear the adeptchads" phenomenon all over again
>>551247892No, it's just being a mediocre player.
>>551248005okay
>>551248005>implying saints aren't mediocre
>call three times into no yaku tenpai>everyone folds because dealing in is a sin>collect ryuukyoku payments>repeat 8 times>1stThis would basically be an unbeatable strategy in Throne.
>>5512470575s amaekoromo-0.png
>>5512470573p take iishanten
>>551239691>then blackjack is techncically player sided if the dealer has to get 17+ to standIt's not though? IIRC it's like a 40% winrate if you play optimally with the 17+ dealer strat.
The christmas BGM makes me want to whale for the seasonal skins.
>>551248297Christmas is a time for charitable sentiment, so I won't call you a sub-mediocre crab.
>>551248397Why would a bot fold "every single time" when faced with a bet? What a stupid story.
>>551248279when you think about it, the only reason mahjong hands have 13 tiles is so that you have the option to call 4 times into tanki kino
>>551248683Anon, they went all in, not made bet normally.
>>551248882All-in is just a bet. If a bot is coded to distinguish between a small bet and a large bet (or an all-in bet), surely it'd also be coded to call some of those bets. And none of the other bots supposedly did? I'm sure. Even if you were a clueless retard you'd probably hard code it to call with aces or kings.
>>551249075hag
>>551249075I look like this
>>551249075
Say hello
>>551249139>surely it'd also be coded to call some of those bets.Yeah probably. But they didn't. So it means they were also lucklet bots.
>>551247674I wouldn't say "extremely bad" but for someone who has put as much effort into studying theory as he has it's a disappointing result. Basically any mediocre M1 looper can achieve this.
>>551249793Or... it's a made-up story.
doko
guys I have a new mahjong theory: just play more and you'll eventually get good
>>551248813It's because of kokushi but okay
Nice thread, burgerkeks.
>>551247674that's like four 4thsdeal into some ippatsu chase haneman once and watch cats nyag tanyao nomi 7 times before your hands come together and that's a 4th
>call three times
>this litte tranny is spending its Christmas season shitting up a 4chan threadYou just know its mother wishes everyday she'd gotten that postnatal abortion.
>>551250464why would the entire game of mahjong be based around a hand that happens once in every 1000 games
>>551250073It's just basic EV, bro.In general, it's not worth it to challenge an all-in if you go by basic EV math which is what the other college kids are doing. Especially when the bot is going all in at the start. Nobody has the cash reserves to match an all-in with the starting information you have with your two starting cards. This is also a two-hour hackathon. These weren't bots made for a class over a semester. It was two fucking hours, back from like 2010 or earlier because that's how old the story is.
>>551250880Off yourself troon
>>551250642It's 5 but even so a sub-25% winrate against people who can't even build a hand correctly is not very good.
>>551250960You first, friendo.
>>551250880Yeah and you call pre-flop all-ins at the very least with aces. More with an actual range, but whatever.Unless nobody got dealt aces ever. But the all-in jammer would according to his words make the game just a blind bleeding game, so the amount of hands dealt grows very high and the likelihood of zero aces being dealt nears zero.
Why is there a melty going down? What happened?
>>551251428report and ignorewe are the /vg/ schizo's target for this week
>>551234848PORN
>>551251428Anons are upset that a random "girl" has better stats than them
Let's just post some sakis, that'll shoo them off.
>>551251428It's cute. When you think about it, it really is a subconscious cry for help before he finally removes himself from this mortal coil.
>>551251568
Now every time an anon posts a Lily emote I'm flashbanged by that Lily anon drew for A&C.Is it PTSD?
>>551251558>ignoreIf only you guys can do it so easily but apparently everyone is too retarded to do that.
>>551250813Because it's the most beautiful hand in the game? duh. same with poker
>>551252249I saw the post with my eyes. How can I forget it?
All my mahjong friends are dead
>>551252248Lily anon just needed some cleaner lines and better colors. I like the proportions on that Lily
>>551252359
>>551252248fuck you, you reminded me of la creatura
Um...ref?
>>551252819You didn't win the correct way
>>551252819it gives you an auto loss if your connection shits itself
>>551252819>playing on easy modewow you suck
>>551253142Spikeball was easy mode until recently, though, retard.
>>55125336220hp is the real easy mode retardtry doing it with 10hp total
>Online: 3Where are all the Steves?
Zased so bucking zaased.
>>551253706>actual drooling braindead comebackLmao, eat shit and die.Merry Christmas.
>>551253734I'm at work
>>551253842Not even a Christmas miracle can fix your arupidity it seems
all i want for christmas is yuzuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>551253969Anon, the point of the spikeball cheese was to cheese the game in the most braindead way possible, not to "challenge yourself" into rolling crits.It always was the easy braindead way to play the game, and raising your health is the natural evolution of the strat, since it allows to spam more spikeballs consistently instead of rolling doublecrits autoclears.
>>551253706I literally beat 6-9 on day 3, with 5hp, you are not a real doragon knower
>>551254072Nobody has said this in the history of ever
>>551254212>since it allows to spam more spikeballs consistentlyWhich part of easy mode was hard to get you drooling imbecile
Any loopers?
What's the meta for this event? I don't feel like playing with snowballs
>>551251723Gweilo, you are killing the ad revenue.
>>551254463What is this? A shmup?
>>551234848yostar was so close to making a good minigame this time
>>551254458It was always easy mode, silly hydrocephalus.
>>551254604play one game a day to max out upgrades then let it autoplay after you've got everything
>>551254747Then why are you upset I called it easy mode
>>551254463What game is this?
I shaved my butt and now I have razor bumps
Oyakodon is delicious
>>551254893That's ramen, not a don bowl though
>>551254859If you played mahjong you would know
I wish children were real
>>551254893I ordered it once and was very underwhelmed.
>>551253954But it's Xmas Eve...how am I supposed to get tourney games now?
>>551254831Because you were mean to that anon and told him he sucks and implied a hard mode exists and if he played that he wouldn't suck.He's doesn't suck, he's a cool anon way cooler than you.You know who sucks here? YOUUUU!!!
>>551255259I am going to get off work, pick up a pizza, and queue in 3 hours
>>551255207You got the cheapest kind, didn't you?Get one made by a real chef.
what's with the spam today?
Bravo burgerkeks
why did he do it?
>>551255594Is this your first xmas season on 4chan?
>>551255692I don't fucking know. I'd hate him if he was my teammate. not sure yet if based or retarded
>I won the last post war in the previous thread
>>551255692Don't worry about it.
>>551255378gladly
>>551255958so kool...
>>551255692He's a based retard.
https://live.fc2.com/85597122Revue starlight christmas stream starting in 19minutes>Why?Because>Mahjong?It is part of the extended mjg cinematic universe
The origin of the word 'tile' means something that is a 'cover'. What do these tiles cover? What secrets do they hold. Friendly room.Majsoul Friends Room 12802(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=12802
>>551255985this slop looks 3-4 years old
I'm working.
queue for cringemas onegau
>>551256082
>>551256075wasn't it supposed to happen later?euros must be sleeping now
>>551256159but you're always working
>>551255692he thought he had to play 5 games
>>551256260Euro here, it's almost 3am.
>>551256075make that x:05 my loaf needs longer in the oven than expected
>>551256329>ESL can't read ruleslet's go!
>>551256406why are you still up anon
>>551256542Euros wake up in the middle of the night just to run around.
>>5512564066AM for me
My loaf clogged the toiler
>>551254072
>>551256542I have a tummyache and runs.
>>551256645is this one of those backwater christmas customs I heard about
EU is cooked
>>551256276I have too...
any queuers
>>551257086What's the big idea? You will spot an anon among 300k other people in a region?
>>551257313Don't reply to me, filthy anglo
>>551256075starting in 5, remember that this stream is mandatory to watch if you wanna have a chance at getting drafted to the team nanabanana team
I'm grinching next league though
>>551256075For me, it's ClaudiaThe only good French girl
>>551257640Did you guys invent showers yet?
cynthia-7.png
>>551256075Why are you streaming this in the dead of the night cocksuker, I'm off to sleep.
>>551258935for my fellow insomniacs
>>551258935he's streaming it to sabotage my team because I'm watching it instead of queueing
>>551259121just do both
No one queueing for the war tourney
>>551259419>waging war on christmas
>>551259419Shit tourney.
>>551259482>>551259534We need to knock the eurokeks out
>>551259670but they are sleeping already?
what did you expect from a tourney started by a poo in the loo
>>551256082is this room still open
>>551259757We just need one more NA soldier to get into the top 16 to knock them out
pei no ichauyo!
>>551247057what's the answer
q for kringemas
>>551260286few more hours until Uzaku posts it
Is Daiteikoku good? Mahjong, you play as Japan.
>>551260524the op is dope
>>551260378im q
How the Kringe Stole Christmas
>ripped a chunk of skin out of my finger 1 hour before my shift ends Let's fucking go
>>551260378I'm already on the top of the leaderboard. No need to queue.
>>551255958so kool..
>>551259783that it would be extremely kino
>>551261258fuck off rc shill
kujouriu-12.png
>>551261713Let me turn on rikai-sama to read this
queue nyow
I'm still at work, wait
You can play Mahjong while having sex with clients
>>551262331
My mahjong crush is doing better than me in Kringemas Eve
Got my Christmas Yakuman
I'm glad I don't have a mahjong crush nor do anyone have a crush on me
No offense to my mahjong crush, but I don't really know you that well.
Should I participate in the xmas tourney?
>>551262920If you don't, there's a steve who will spend Christmas all alone...
>>551262920No, tournies are dumb.
>>551262920You should participate in the WAR tourney
My mahjong rivals are nowhere to be found because I couldn't see them in the top.
>>551263007Sounds good to me
>>551262920participate in the sexmas tourney instead
busy watching nina, shan't queue
can't get a game in either tournaments
Surely my mahjong crush isn't a 300 pound balding 40 year old...
kringemas tourney is a intentional distraction
>>551263430i recently discovered mine is a burger
>>551262782good job sprout
>>551263430I'm only 35
I'll be queueing at 830 PT for the kringemas tourney. hope to see my favorite sea-burger friendly crew there
>4chanxt is fucking dead
>>551263738Works on my machine
>>551263430I'm only 290 pounds
/doko/ spy herenever played mahjong, how long it'd take if I want to play this cutie?
>>551263781https://github.com/TuxedoTako/4chan-xt
>>551263837literally impossible, youre half a decade late for her
>>551263837I'm sorry, there will never be a prisma illya rerun
Pizza ordered, mahjong in an hour 15
I love kansaiben so fucking much
>>551263738Merry Christmas Aru
>>551263430We measure in kgs here
>>551262920i would but i dont want to get some gay date with a /mjg/er im not gay
>>551263887Nooooooooo...I don't want to go back to 4chanX...SOMEONE FORK IT
>>551264210stones actually
Doing A Christmas Story stream starting 2222 UTC 25/12 on cytu be/r/gentlemenofthekan
>>551264884pon no michi bros...
>>551264210>>551263430I'm less than 100 kilos. How much less, depends on how much I've stuffed my face.
>>551263430i'm a twink
>>551263887I'm glad I never stopped using X.Also,>I now browse alt chansHe knows that 4chanX also supports other imageboards, right?
Anything over 70 Kgs is a no from me, so you guys better exercise now!
>>551265145X is legitimately unusable if you've ever touched XT
I'm 63 kilos.
Thankfully I never touched XT
>>551265178What? Are you 1.50m or something?
I'm 10 stone
90kgs of pure muscle
Nigga heil HitlerNigga heil HitlerThey don't understand the things I say on TwitterNigga heil HitlerThey don't understand the things I say on TwitterAll my niggas NazisNigga heil Hitler
My bones alone weigh 70kg anon
>sharing the thread with a bunch of twink asian boyprincessesamaekoromo-5.png
>>551265520You're a pile of rocks?
My boyfriend is under 70kg
>>551265594I don't have a large appetite.
>>551265534based, weight lifting mahjong tourney when
>>551265645She clearly said stone not rocks
I wish I could gain weight easier...I look like a bundle of sticks due to my genetics.You fat fucks have it lucky, losing weight is free pretty much, gaining weight is expensive...
>>551266117It's actually money positive to lose weight
>>551266117Just eat more?
I lift heavy weights every time I lift my p*nis
>>551266196Thanks I'm fat now
>>551265457>>551265560Just keeping the line
>>551265287I installed XT on my work laptop, it's feels the same other than the sound plugin being included.
>a week at most left before the year ends>my goal of climbing master this year still so far away
I don't even know who this is. How am I suppose to meet them? Leave amaekoromo-0.png on their profile?
My bones are just bigger
>>551266512send him fujitakana-5.png
>>551234848jyanshimingle.com
>>551263837Probably 100+ years
Q
>win 1st jade room game>jump up ~1000 places in the rankingSo the becoming a foc after reaching m1 wasn't a meme
>my mahjong crush is the one anon out of hundreds that I genuinely want to eviscate and destroyHow cruel.
>>551256075for those that missed it, starting episode 5 now. Join us
>>5512668072 in q
>>551266883I'm top 4600 players in my server, I've literally made it, there's nothing left for me to accomplish.
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQANON
How does Aru sleep at night with those horns?
>>551267624they're detachable
>>551263902>>551263940>>551266720that super sucks
Buy an account
>>551267735there's new prisma illya anime in the works, rerun could possibly happen.
>>551263837>/doko/ spyBut all /doko/ers are from emjaygee?
Can I trade my mutsuki account for an aru account?
>>551267735Ah yeah, you can just buy accounts with her on it.Consider that in order to roll her you had to spend on average between 10 and 100 dollars anyway.
>>551267880some of them are from /jong/
Selling my famous x account, includes every female jyanshi excluding hannah
>>551267912You can have my unbonded bitch Aru if you can trade for a Shiroko account
>he missed out on Miyu's cameltoengmi
>M3 account selling for 1k dollars
>>551267672They hold pretty well
does Saki’s 20th anniversary in February imply a re-run?rc collab?
>>551268597>spoiler don't say that
>go from bronze room to gold>at least 2 damas each east match>getting raped every round>no one ever does a risky move for fun>go watch replay and see someone gives up on his yakuman to play a safe tileI guess the fun is over...
>>551268490No way is that real.
>>551268490do they actually sell for that? I would be tempted to play ranked for that much
>>551268646Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker.
queue or I'll die alone
>>551268646Yesterday in my bronze room I ended the game with 69700 points. I don’t betaori and I riichi/kan every time the button pops up. I figure the time for being a retard is now and I’ll be beaten into learning the game later
>>551269145shan't q until revue is over
>>551268650>>551268686The price for this one(+all fateslop with outfits+24 random characters) is 1700$It's mainly whales trying to get back what they've thrown away (likely delusional).Meanwhile there are people reliably selling accounts for 25-35$ with one collab character on them.
>>551269145but I am queued
>>551269281that looks like my account...
>>551268646>thinks he's encountered tryhards>only in goldYou're in for a treat.
>>551268686the rank is mostly irrelevant, its about the characters. I got my madoka account for $50
>>551269194Heh same I never fucking damad shit in gold and got to jade in 140 hanchanthen got fucked lel
Yaku who? What’s a Dora? All I know is Riichi
Do you guys seriously remember all these combos
3/4 please queue nya
>>551269759If you think this is hard, never touch fighting games.
IHATENNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>551269848which lobby
>>551269759>combosikishimamidari-0.png
>>551269871But hannah, you are a nigger...
>>551269893Kringemas
>riichi rate: 12.5%Look, I'm just not going to give you my sticks.
I love melanin enriched people!
>>551269938She wants to say ningens, but she has that funky countryside accent.
I love melanin enriched little girls
>>551269857Lol when I play fighting games I just button mash and get mad when I lose
I’M GONNA KAAAAAAN
>>551270091hannah would never say this, ever
I feel a poop coming I will queue after I release my flow
waifu get in here
What do you do if your kringemas date gives you the ick?
>>551270493this but in mahjong
>>551271002Tameron them
>>551271002play two more matches and get a new one
Stop queuing up, I'm going to end up with a worse christmas date because of you cheaters
>>551271240i already got fucked over... someone new got 2nd and fucked everything up
How do you even start doing enkou? Do you have to know someone doing it already to show you the ropes and introduce you to guys or show you where they hang out? Are there forums or Line groups where things like that get organized?
>>551271416
>>551271416just talk to your local roppongi nigerian
>>551271416Back the FUCK off!? This is MY turf!
QUEUE FOR XMAS TOURNEY
>>551271773I am cynthia-7.png ing
i'm constibated
>>551271856It's rough, I haven't fibermaxxed
why is there a celestial in the tourney?
>>551271994Celestials deserve a christmas miracle too
>>551271994he is lonely
>>551271994My mahjong community has two celestials.
>>551271994to steal your date
Have you guys ever clogged the toiler, flushed when the water was too high, then try speed plunging before or overflows? It's a fun game
8 online lets fuckin go
>>551271994you think man grind to celestial has date?
>>551272138it overflows*
>>551272138YesIt was unsuccessful
Good morningI bought the sloppa so that you don't have to.
cant see tourney chat but q up
>>551272036I thought you receive a government issued mahjong gf once you reach celestial
>>551272301Unboxing video doko?cynthia-7.png
>>551272301I already bought it though? Fuck that looks big, my package is gonna be expensive via fedex.
>>551272301
>>551272301why do you live in a room from the anime universe
>>551272528He's an anime character.
>>551272301Do m*n seriously live like this? Nary a piece of furniture in sight?
>>551272471
>>551272583can he bring back anime girls with him
>>551272585I can sit and lie down on the tatami and use my laptop on my lap. What seems to be the problem?
>>551272636He's in a fkmt manga so no
>>551272685
>>551272626cum tribute on kaguyas face please
>>551272626Very neat. Now take a picture of all the friends waiting to play it with you.
>>551272626The mat is a bit darker than I expected. It's also a bit thin compared to other junkmats and stinks heavily of recent fabrication. But the writing is clean.The winds panel is large and well made.
how the fuck do I solve the boxes captcha
>>551272301Your room is immaculate
>>551272816kek, you don't have anyone to play with?
>>551272856uh you just did?>find the image with the HIGHEST NUMBER OF EMPTY BOXESreadno, i have no fucking idea why the rules of just one question is different
>>551272917>HIGHEST NUMBER OF EMPTY BOXESreally? I thought it's something with those dots inside of them
>>551272917>readBut I'm an illiterate Koromo...
>>551272989read nigga
>>551272897I haven't had a conversation with another human being in several years, anon.
>>551272820The tiles look good, pretty normal for amos. Beginner book has score sheets and other rules explanation text in japanese.All the tile boxes are felt, not plastic. So they feel nice but are a bit heavier and bend a bit. They're covered by thin cardboard wrappers with art which will almost certainly rip after a few uses but they look nice for now.
>>551273013Mods, ban this underage
yagooey
>>551273192i dont think so
>>551273076Acrylic riichi sticks about what you expect, but the dealer tile is nice. Other side is also ichihime thumbs up
>>551273192
>>551272232me think man grind celestial should have many females
>>551273276Bitches and whores are laughing at your score anon
>>551273428
>>551273428Meme tiles are all stickers on haku tiles. They will rub off pretty fast I think.
>>551273276how do you even "use" these riichi sticks? you put them, but swap them for regular ones when you lose?it seems the only way to play them without a hassle is with a score keeping app and using them only for the gimmick (as i've seen some people do with regular riibou)
>>551273192Ourgooey.
>didn't see the ryanpeckerretard
>>551273721throw down your riichi stick, then say riichi, nya and throw the acrylic stick on top, duh.
>>551273607Overall I think it was good value for money. It's pretty much the same to buy an amos set and junkmat, plus you get all the scoring sheets and nice art. There are no pockets in the bag or compartments so I think I will find some extra padding to help things not get crushed. Going to air out this junkmat because it stinks like cancer.
what's gooey
>>551273995Ya.
>>551273948Thanks for the unboxing anon, it was pretty cool
>>551273607>They will rub off pretty fast I think.are you even gonna play with them? what do people even use seasons for, nukidora?
>>551274109If you lose or break a tile you can use it as a replacement.
>>551273607nice
>>551274109you could use them for hakupochi or meme dora
>>551273284Yagooey is a corruption of the name Yagi Yui, a popular character in Mahjong Soul. It also includes the word "gooey", which with the inclusion of the image of Yagi Yui eating mochi, which seems like something gooey on first sight without prior knowledge, thus adding to the humor.
>>551274475Thanks you Biden
>>551274181>hey guys, i actually lost 8s, so if you get rabbit, pretend it's 8s
>>551274862This but unironically.I found it under the couch later.
if you call and tileshift tsumo on the ippatsu you should get -uma
>>551275013if i lost any of my tiles the anxiety would've probably made me consider dropping mahjong altogethergood thing you found it
>>551271763>Akiba JK Wars
stop pushing
>>551275479would watch/read nglbonus points for jks being out of touch with reality of what they're fighting for
>>551275497The doctor after he sees anon's UGLY child coming out
im pumping
keep pushing
>>551272820Nice of them to list suji combinations so you don't forget them.
>>551275752anon... it's dice cheatsheet...
>>551275581That's already Akiba Maid Wars
>>551276060>At the end of the series, she becomes disabled, but she continues working as a maid as of 2018.holy what
I'm pushing to the limit
why do I even waste my time with this shit
wwyd?
>>551276187that's how you get hemorrhoids
>>551276260>0byebye
>>5512763082m
I'm gooning to Christmas themed traps.
>>551276436
>>551276149I don't want to spoil anything, just watch the show. The ending is extremely kino.
>>5512763088 circle
>>551276497i probably will
>>551276497stream it after the revue stream
>>551274582Did you know Joe Biden is a massive Saki fan? I didn't know about it either, but I heard something about how he always used an Etopen.
based...
>>551276716>80% callrateholy nyagger
>>551276716>call ratejesus christ
feel like queueing a hanchan but also want to limit how many times i say the n word a day
>>551276891queue for kringemas eve
>>551276716They wouldn't give you buttons if you weren't supposed to press them.
>>551277112maybe tomorrow
can you only play 2
>>551277470you can play as many as you want
I pray this nigger wouldn't make it
>>551276716Holy catplayers.
I didn't try anyway.
can I get a table where people don't play like chinks
Skill issue
>>551277502but i parked myself perfectly in between 2 of my favorite anons, i could get matched with a homo
>>551277790What’s up with them being so bad? I thought asian cultures were meant to be good at it but they’re all through the lower ranks
>>551277981most plyers at any rank are asians
>>551277981they aren't bad per se, they're just playing their version of mahjong
Sheentia kisama!!!
I got everyone's favorite n word spewer
>>551278045>>551278053Makes sense
it's becoming a problem, how do I stop ignoring the game as soon as people start calling every round? I just check out and play solitaire mahjong and stop looking at discards until someone is tenpai
>>551278490better flow music and less lukewarm copes
>>551278490>and stop looking at discards until someone is tenpaisounds like you need dama correction
>>551278490post ur own 2 han min koko
>>551278490always assume everyone is on tenpai, specially when the shiny tiles aren't on the discard pile
>>551278940I know how to fold, I just check out when people play like chinks
>>551278764Majsoul Friends Room 86813(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=86813
>>551279056jonger homeless anon room do not join
Your foundation is weak junior.
>>551278981>I just check out when people play like chinksso you don't know when to fold, which means you don't know how to fold retard
>can't make the right call in game>can't make the right call in captchai'm too stupid for this
my parents warned me not to enter imageless kokos
>>551278981that's like 90% of every game you'll play, chinks are everywhere
>>551279159but I only play friendlies
>>551278981Is it time for call nashi rooms
>get spike ball crit>spam the next spike ball>lord of the reins spike balls and cancels my spike ball>get 10 sp back and spike ball>he counters my spike ball again then pops off and instagibs me
>>551279202chinks in friendlies? its more likely than you think.
>>551279125what exactly does the puzzle say? i never got it
my mom got me new colon for kristmas
>>551279075Homeless anon is based, he tameroned a top dog of the IRC cabal IRL.
>top doglollmao
>>551279330Wasn't it a tsumo
every time i check the irc logs all i can see is literal redditspeak
>hatsu>dora niI HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
stop going on ircand if you cant stop being faggots then at least dont talk about it here
>>551279275like i said i am REALLY stupidi never noticed before the text was different for that specific puzzleyou just saved my life>"highest number of empty blocks"
This is why pandas are going extinct, cant work together
>>551278490Post rank
>>551279710no
lord the reins a nigger even with 20 health, I'll kill him tomorrow
oh wow a good haipai finally and im dealer too heres my chanc->discard pei>ponyeah time for a ciggie
>>551278490>I just check out and play solitaire mahjong and stop looking at discards until someone is tenpaiThis but all of the time.
I dropped KoiRizo like ten years ago, but today I reinstalled it, along with the revision patch, the Sweetest Summer scenario patch, the harem route patch, and the suntan patch. Wish me luck.
>>551279581no problem lol
>>551279325
I critfarmed
>>551279564Meds.
>they made a new Anaconda movie with Jack BlackEven the sloppiest of Sheentia couldn't watch this...
>>551280385
>>551280090I've got like 15 fights without a single crit
>not allowed to dama>not allowed to callwhat am I supposed to do?
>>551279056pussy closed the room
>>551280639You wouldn't have joined anyway I'm going to go watch naruto
I think my luck is bad because I haven't bought jade in 3 months
>>551280508Why is Cynthia going zamn
>>551280562Politely hold your hand until it is time, as is the way of the warrior
>>551280823She's watching Anaconda with Jack Black
Cries aren’t random u get them by countering
>>551280913proof?
>>551280562be a good boy and do nothing until I win
>>551280913holy retard
>>551281050nta but to be fair, 50% of my counters do crit, unlike when I don't counter, mostly never crit
>>551281184variance
>>551280913>counteringI never got past the robot dog
>>551280913Crits are 1/7 chance, you baka.We already did statistical analysis on the crits on Day 1 to figure that out.
>>551256075good streamI'm not fond of yuri, but the sixth episode hooked me. mahjong
>>551281221I refuse to believe that anyone actually got filtered there in revengeance and that it wasn't just shitposting
the rate feels way worse than 1/7
>>551272585I could live inside a endless white room with nothing inside and nothing to do for over 1000 years if I was allowed to.If you lack this mental capacity you are merely a baby to me.
Yipee!
>>551281345You would go insane anon. Don't test karma.
>>551281710sex with this boy
>>551272626That mat is cool.
>>551280562play menzen and riichi
>>551256075I am really sorry my OBS just went fucking crazy right when episode 12 started, I cant seem to fix it
>>551256075>stream acts up on the final episodeThe cycle of despair continues...
>lord of the reins is the 6-9 and 7-5 bossholy phoned in at the finish line
>>551281221Use your intellect
>>551281992thanks for streaming what you did, I haven't watched it since it aired and now I want to watch the OVAs and movie since I never got around to them
finally done with this dogshit
why did you people did this to yourselves instead of just waiting until you got all the powerups
>health doesn't scale in loop 2
>hit counter doesn't reset until you get hitsomeone needs to farm 100 hits now
im looooooping
>>551256075Thanks for watching anyway. I guess I will watch the final episode by myself.Very sorry for the anticlimactic ending, I didnt evne touch anything and it just decided to fuck the audio and change my output aspect ratio and I cant get it back
>>551282442Same reason I always parry
>>551283357joko?
>>551283357How does he consistently keep up the amazing humour in all these komas
shan't continue
>>551283357this one's pretty good actually
>>551283357bravo flet
>>551283357
>>551283357yjk
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2003729857780633925
>won 6-9 with clutch crit #3kino
>>551283357I want to go to a Christmas party for people who didn't get a Christmas date and some guy will actually come up with an idea like that and we'll unknit the strings and the end of my string will be held by this shy and a little autistic girl who came with her friend and we'll joke about that a little and I'll walk her home and we'll talk from time to time and I'll teach her mahjong and we'll play together and some time will pass and we won't go to the next Christmas party for loners because we'll have each other.
>>551282384whats your health at?
>>551284395Holy kringe
>>551284395This, but as the girl.
The joke is that Fuji Takana is a nigger
>finally dream about my crush again>forget to rape hermahjong
protip: try to delay the snowball for like 1.5 seconds on your first turn and hope the enemy would fire the large snowball. This allows your enemy to delay their attacks and gives you more time to tank their hits.
>>551283357>the strings from the first panel are connected to the other panelsokay, flet, you did something cool for once
>>551282760Upload the last episode on the repo so everyone can watch it. Heck, upload the entire season so the people who missed the stream can watch it too.
wait we hate flet now? i already jerked off to his doujins
>>551281314It's whales and shills gaslighting as again, just like with the gacha rate.
>>551285132and upload clannad while you're at it, seems someone deleted it
>>55128441420
>>551283781>dies from cringe
not like there's any other mahjong doujins, crow doesn't count
>>551283357That faggot has no talent for comedy nor art. Why he keep drawing this 4koma?
>>551285438the jokes are lost in translation
I think redheads are unappealing
>>551285509
>>551285714I don't get it.
I've just realized that we are building pyramids again, but they are calling them data centers now.Mahjong.
>>551273607I'm not really seeing the value here when it's just a Masters set, a branded Junkmat, and some other goodies here and there like the bag for an extra 4000 yen. Maybe if you REALLY like Mahjong Soul.
>>551286049It’s a gag where the character is playing mahjong and humorously singing the names of her tiles like a festive song.
>>551285153If flet's so good, why hasn't anyone scanned Eronyanten 6?
>>551285438But he is good
>>551286212can I be buried in one?
>>551284313Onii~
>>551286690
>>551286765gger!
>>551286839bravo
>>551286839wow, first meido and then ryan. fuji is a huge jobber
>>551287061She deserves all kinds of abuse anyway
>>551287061She's holding back, of course she wouldn't actually hurt others.
>>551286839>>551287250What's scariest is that we actually know Fu Ji's power level is 3 times Gintoki's from the event, and Gintoki is already at superhuman level strength rivaling heroic spirits from Fate. So a single light punch from Fu Ji is enough to completely obliterate Ryan, and yet she tried to casually kill the child anyway.
>>551287305Why is Yuzu such a cunt?
>>551287538She missed on purpose. It's a performative act
>>551287538fuck around, find out
>>551287538>Fu Ji is a bitchYeah
>>551287869This image is horrifying knowing that FuJi probably punched back which instantly turned Hibikek into ash
Well, shit.I guess I get to start my first loop.
Stop playing ranked, I don't want to queue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZhKVCaEiQM
STOP PLAYING RANKEDMan was not meant to go above Expert 2.Years of playing mahjong yet no real world use found for playing in jade room.Wanted to play serious mahjong anyways? We had a tool for that: it was called "TOURNEYS">I need 2 first places to reach master 2>oops, I looped back to master again- statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged>1800/3600 points>4/4200 pointsLook at what ranked players have been demanding your respect for all this time. These are REAL scores, from REAL jade room players.>"Hello, I would like to play 2 ranked hanchans today"They have played us for absolute fools.
why must some nigger hanetsumo every single fucking time I'm dealer fuck this game
>>551289503you get used to it
>>551289402You've convinced me to rank up to Expert 3
>>551289402I'm going to rank up to Master out of spite because of this post
walking around iraq as a gecko
Silver Room>everyone is retarded and learning the gameGold Room>everyone is retarded and learning the gameJade Room>this is where literally everyone that actually knows how to play the game is, and also where all the retards that are still learning the game overflowThrone Room>super special celestials only ranked room because saints can't climb in here, also everyone is retarded again, but now they know the game and being a retard is a valid strategy because it forces opponents to overthink
>>551289158>>>/a/284585662
>>551290369>>551290457
>>551290580>>551290457
>>551290438VERY WRONGSilver Room>everyone is either a smurf or retardedGold Room>everyone is either a smurf, looper or retardedJade Room>everyone is either a looper or retarded>Throne Room>everyone is retarded
LAST CHRISTMASI GAVE YOU MY HEARTTHE VERY NEXT DAYYOU SAID THAT I'M GAYWELL FUCK YOU THENYOU DUMB NIGGER BITCHI'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL
>>551290457>>>/a/284707729>>>/a/284707855>>>/a/284708184sakibros are you okay
Merry Christmas
Freed Jyanshi keeps kicking my ass
WAR TO here, match limits has been raised to 10there will be no armistice this Christmas
>it's real
>>551290603retard mahjong strong
>>551291902Fine then, one last push. 2 games to make it or break it.Queue
>5 onlinego go go
Q!!
>>551291902man I fucking wish
I swear there never used to be this problem with tourney voyeurs who never queue
>>551291902Nyahaha hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZnHVNMDghU
>>551293528They love watching
>>551291902>it's realyou're a fucking nigger you know that. your irc faggot friends sucked your dick real good for that huh, kill yourself
>>551294041
>>551294041Queue
heeeyyyyyyyyyyy cuties!
FEED THE HVT EUROKEK WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>551293528I think this is my fault, I queued, but walked away and didnt notice i got kicked out of the queue
>>551291902BTW IF YOU PLAYED 5 GAMES YOUR NEW SCORES WONT COUNT, THIS IS FOR OTHERS TO GET THEIR GAMES DONE, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM ELABORATING THIS
I forgot there was a gimmick.
Bravo ausieskeks.terasakichihori-1.png
I shant queue for I am content with my placement.
>>551247454>>551247610>>551247660>>551248438>>551248493>>551260286
>>551294041it isn't
Does negative end the game in the WAR tourney?
>>551295602no
We have a true EU hero
queue!
>>551289959bedbreaking christmas sex with nana for the purpose of recreation
today is a day that will live in infamy
>>551295464explanation doko
>>551295894Would you like to eat or take a bath first?
queeeeeeee
>>551296038iishanten goodryanshanten bad
>>551296139for what
>>551296016Don't shoo!
>>551246187It's only 35 matches, her stats aren't that bad.
>>551296268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pRxOhbB9qMHey don't shoo!
Don't queue, it's just euros feeding each other
>online:6>no gameaaaaaa>>551296246waaarrrrrr
>6 in lobby
3/4 in Q
>leave lobby for 1 second to check something>requeue >online: 4uhhhh
>don't jog for two weeks because I'm traveling for work>pace drops from 5 mins/km to 6 mins/kmB-bweeh
>>551285132i am back from my alcohol induced powernap, does anyone actually care for this? Wont it just clog the repo
>Mania for Subjugation III
I see, so the doragon minigame is lore accurate since basically it's about luckshitting critical hits until you win.
What's a good game to play on Christmas?
>>551293228Kino. Merry Christmas to you too anon
isnt number two snowball better?
I clogged the repper
Oh fly me to the staaarsfujitakana-11.png
Does anyone want to queue war or dating?
>>551300317war if you're a yuro
>>551300473but euros are in?
>>551300653Barely
Mahjong.
>>551300929Ritz art just looks like he draws their ass and tits and then half heartily finishes whatever is left
>>551301110that's not ritz
>>551300473I am, but I can't afford to teamplay if I want to make the cut
>>551301524if your team makes the cut you make the cut
>>551301616that's now how it works
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/138996012
From Legend to Lolcow - The Rise & Fall of idubbbz
>>551300748look more carefully>>551301524In my days we would have shot cowards like you
>>551303123>>551303123>>551303123
>>551303134>>551303134>>551303134
Bwavo
>>551303146>>551303170bravo
bravo
>>551303170>>551303146brava, as the americans say
Encore
>>551303146>>551303170>first one has (embed) (embed)
>>551303170I'll let you bake the next one.
>>551303553hey dawg
>anon tries his best to contribute and bake for us>gets hit by shiroko-7.png ammari dayo
redditsei...
>>551298442The repo was made for uploading entire seasons of 4K encoded anime episodes.
q please
>>551306619what tourney
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