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reminder that Nami is soft
merry christmas lolg
brace yourself.. the christmas spam is coming
>>551238027And what happened, then? Well, in lolg they say - that the spammer's small heart grew three sizes that day and then - the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the spam found the strength of *ten* spammers, plus two!
>>551237727no one is complaining, we are just talking about the state of activity. But if you are fine with having interracial porn being spammed in your threads for 7 christmases in a row, then so be it.
>instead of it being completely dead or still bitchy.what do you even mean. it is completely dead. the entire topics are just the same repeated shit over and over again and shitposts./lolg/ literally needs blatant spamm to not drop to page 10 and the only time it wasnt dead was when a shiziod anon talked about the game and the 10iq childfuckers got mad because their adhd brain tilted from posts that contained more than 10 words>im to retarded to read more than 10 words better insult the person for making me aware that im retarded
>>551238282Why are are they speaking Chinese instead of lore accurate Mexican?
>get called pisslow for only being d3>by a silver 2 player
should i just not play during winter break? the quality of games has been atrocious, i feel like i lose every game that i dont autowin lane and carry in, its like every game is solely up to me and i can never play any fun champs like rengar or my entire team goes 0/4 and starts flaming me despite every enemy laner having a bounty
>>551238834Even as an iron player I know d3 is pisslow.
>>551238834>Na rank 1 challenger jungler isnt good at the game>EU rank 1 challenger jungler isnt good at the game>Faker isnt good at the game>Pro players are trash>Look at how retarded they are "post 500th stream of literal who e-celeb nobody gives a shit about"t. slver elo hardstuck in loserqueueverificationnotrequired
>>551238241ok but how crazy would it be if he had a redemption arc
>>551239165You're supposed to be spending your Christmas time with your family to be quite frank.
>>551239323i dont enjoy spending time with people
>>551239313you mean he stops spamming blacked and becomes a pro player again?
>>551239323I have no family this year to spend time with
>>551239421>pro player againinsane larp
Im going to become a zaahen one trick.
>open august stream>plays tft>look to the lefttry not to laugh challengei fucking hate soup metai hate tftdevs so much it's unreal
>>551239463Play other games, there really isn't much to do in this game at the moment, big changes are coming just move on temporarily.
only like 9 days left until i can buy stormrazor
>>551239553i hate cali libtard overpaid devs too
>>551239701I am already playing other games but it is solitary with no social element
>>551239993>ranked duos during fucking christmas*shakes head*
Big Fat Supports
>>551239993My lolg said to kms whenever we played together
>>551239553Idk the set is pretty fun, because all comps are viable, but mostly because I get to watch Ekko do some stupid shenanigans that doesn't make sense. Let the man play the vidya game how he wants.>>551239993I wish...
tell us about your lolg!
>>551239993nope im too low rank
>>551240526she was the one that got away years ago, and i still miss her all the time
all i need is +4 net wins and i can end the season...god have mercy on me
hope youre doing well lumines merry christmas
no one even responds to me
>>551239993Dont have one. All the people i still have in my list are just offline. (and so am i)I finally see my best friend since a while again for 3-4 days a day after christmas, so its just a nice thing to be around someone that doesnt want to fuck children or behaves like a secret agent or hidden agent for onceI'll take it
>>551240206did you do it?
>>551241401metaphorically i did
Playing other game and the npc enthusiastically welcomes you with a friendly howdy partner. I wish I didn't need a game to experience this.
there is no way to get better than 4th place without soup or void right?i haven't seen anybody getting top 3 with most comps,maybe 1-2 freljord comps but that's itit's mostly just soup
god im so
>>551239323what a privileged sheltered life you have to assume everyone still has family they can spend time with
>>551243845>having family is a privilege
>>551243528I'm spamming Ekko reroll to Diameme or else. I see a lot of Freljord + Yunara, Ashe / Tryndamere Reroll right now, with the occasional Targon / Diana, and Bard / Aphelios / Sion comps. Git gud at a few comps and stop trying to play everything. It's not mostly soup either, this seems like such a cringe cop out.
>>551244235sorry you found a loser anon, personally I've had exact opposite experiences with friends from here. I hope you're in a better spot nowadaysnerf MF pls
>>551243916yes being able to take time off a spend time with living relatives is a privilege once you stop living in your moms basement you'll see what i mean
>>551243845go visit their graves
>>551244235>>551244413anons can be very hit or miss. some are cool though
>>551244416>yes being able to take time off a spend time with living relatives is a privilege goalpost. you said>to assume everyone still has family
>>551244860OK we get it you have a Hallmark worthy family that takes yearly greeting cards. Go post on redd*t instead.
>>551244974i live in el salvador. you have no idea lmao
>>551244824very happy to hear it, i hope you continue to have an incredible 2026 on the rift and irlremove milio
>>551244235I know this feeling well. I was replaced by a chat bot as well.
>>551244824tell us who this anon is
stomping and flaming noobs and fags will always be apart of the game
>>551243528Oop I should've added a few things too:Some in depth comp guides for inspo - https://www.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveTFT/comments/1ptqh8r/set_16_flex_guide/There's a funny Rek'Sai reroll meme going on, it's not really contested afaik, so you can definitely cheese some Top 4 if you position her correctly - https://www.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveTFT/comments/1pt458c/161c_reksai_reroll_guide/There's a Sona Reroll meme too - https://www.reddit.com/r/TeamfightTactics/comments/1prp8k7/challenger_sona_reroll_guide/Graves Reroll beats Void, and it's rarely ever contested or played at least from my own games, but I also don't really scout or pay attention too much because I just slam Ekko... If you want to roll Stages 1 and 2, try to 2* Anivia, Sona, Viego, Briar early with a Rageblade ofc. I think Caster BiS is 2 Nashor's Tooth + Jeweled Gauntlet but bows are so ridiculously contested right now which is really annoying.
>>551244824you are bitter find your own peace without putting others down
>>551245405here's a hint: nerf milio, viego and qiyana he's lucky he's a neet who spends all day on youtube, openai, twitch and discord because ice would definitely abduct him
the season 4 vets always say the gayest things
>he's winning too much >quick, deploy a unit of special agents bro was literally just walking into everyone and dying, like 2 enemy tanks in front he simply walks into them, alone, to attack for 50 damage
>>551246596pic related
vagueposting is the equivalent of looking at the ground when you talk to me
>>551246596>playing when kids are off for winter break
>>551246721gigachad doesn't get stomped like a bug
>>551246745What was that? My eyes are up here.
..don't worry about it
>>551246745*looks at your dick instead*
like season 4 40 year old vet i'm trying to carry your fucking tard lard assnot playing around your fucking autismfucking downie
>>551246868gigachad is instaqueing and repeating your last game. meanwhile youre talking about gigachad on a indonesian basket weaving forum and he has zero clue
>>551246507i don't know anyone who plays all 3
>>551246745Its really more like messaging yourself in hope someone hacks your phone and randomly looks on your screen because you're to much of a cuck to actually send a message
i'm high elo and all lolgs ignore mei wanna have lolgs too
what is going on
>>551247161>lost last 5 games >fed 4 of them >gigachad stop projecting lil feeding bitch lmao
>>551247230You have to be this low elo to ride
>>551247324youre rent free bro
>>551247230rank doesnt make you more charming
>>551246596is this botlane
>>551247230contrary to belief low elo lolgs get more attention here
>>551247367projecting and seething lol
>>551247706not true
>>551247706probably because high elo tends to have higher chances of having one or more mental illnesses
I am going to project all over this thread
why did BDS rebrand to Shitters? Does no one in management speak english as a first language?
>>551247230I wish i could line all every single person that think that his garbage league of legends elo matters to anyone other than his own naricisistic brain, line them up on a wall and shoot them to restore humanityIncels are already insufferable with their "my cock is tiny" garbage ass whining, but an elo cock obsessed clown might even be more embarassing than an incelIts okay if you are 12 years old i think that videogames are anyhow important
>>551247840idk have you met our resident niggalow dumbdigger or whatever fuck his latest account is?
how do you carry as ashe? i can't oneshot the enemy squishies in 3 runaans ult shots like with twitch.
>>551248257yeah, now imagine that every player on both teams in masters+ is that bad but actually good at the game
>>551248548except they're actually good at the game so they have something going for them
>>551248682>except they're actually good at the game so they have something going for them>being good at a game thats been declining for years is "something going on"lol bless your heart anon, merry christmas
>>551249039do you think being mentally ill and bad the game is somehow better?
>>551249394i think being mentally ill sucks periodbeing good or bad at different tasks has no relevance to the discussion
Briar won
>>551247790it is true, remember aiko? and that was pretty recent
>>551249601all that food she eats, just imagine how big her shits must be. you think she just squats and plops it out while out in the jungle? does she even wipe
>>551249601lucky briarww is so hot
>>551247706Its because they spend time with you, interact with you and mostly play the game for fun with you.Bless iron elo players. They get it
Soraka my cute wife!
>>551249995And even better. Unranked players. The most wholesome of them all
>>551250235once ranked gets WASD, im coming and im going to be toxic af.
>>551250316gonna script in ranked?
>>551247556yes I was helping bot and top when I saw them but the top was an agent too (same group), the only reason he had any kills is because he was trynd so he just ran people down still more deaths than kills
>>551249832bump
>>551247706and low elo non-lolgs get 5x that attention from me when they play this good27 mastery level Eve, diamond rank last season with flash and ult upwe literally just pushed their mid out forcing a recall and masteryi was dead a second ago (1/5) so it was a 4v2 freebie divethese people can't play the game even when you tell them exactly what to doall game I was convinced this guy is first timing Eve because the urgot was crying in lobby about getting the same shaco as was ready to hard int#talkingaboutthegame
>>551250316Good for u bro, im chilling in world of warcraft
>>551251295take a pic of ur character. been thinking of getting back into WoW
>>551251092The thresh got you good.
A question from an old fart. What does this in the profile overview do?
>>551251390wouldn't make me look this bad if this Eve did literally thing
kissing your main under the mistletoe
would people reply if i posted my cool rengar clips..
>>551251652It's how you search someone's profile
>>551251652It's the field where you input someone's IGN and tag to open their profile. Same thing as in the past when you'd just have to enter IGN but IGNs are not unique now. There can be "hide on bush#001", "hide on bush#002", "hide on bush#ZXCVB" etc. and they'll all display ingame as "hide on bush", even if they're in the same match. Only way to know which is which is hovering them on scoreboard and seeing full names with tags.
>>551252042No but I will watch them
>>551251717>so annoyed with that shit free win game I just relog on my adc acc>mid ashe>riven bottom>karma topclose client, enough league for today
>>551251717Try not to point fingers at others and look at your own moves, you thought eve is bad the whole game but didn't wait until draven is finished with the turret.
>>551249995most of the time yeahbut sometimes the bronze lord tries to a backseat challenger
>>551252071>>551252123Ah thanks. Bit ass backwards with the labeling.
>>551251938enjoy your aids i already gave them
>>551252356do you not see the viktor coming in at the end there? would you prefer diving after they have gave up the turret and viktor was just walking in with a potential 1/5 yi soon enough thinking he can cook up a penta? you're playing with tight timing windows to take things for free, there is zero reason for that evelynn with ult+flash to be playing so far back
>>551251652basically riot made it so people dont have unique IGNs anymore, so you can have thousands of people with the name "Faker" and then a 5 character hashtag combo that follows it now.
>>551252672All I see is you complaining for a player by your own admission is bad, why rely on them to secure a kill instead of taking the tier one turret and dipping back, if viktor, the non-existent threat at the end of the clip appears.
>>551251379you can have a picture of a random ass cock
>>551253238>random ass cockShow respect, thats a Huhn Kopf
>>551252619wtf....
>>551251092>LIANDRIES FIRST ITEM>Q'ING IN AS AP SHACO WITH NO ULT>FAILED TO CLEAR THE WARD IN A BUSH THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED YOUYOU SURE TYPE A LOT WHILE BEING THIS RETARDED LMFAOOOOO
>>551253581he plays shacoof course he's retarded
>>551252943i'm surprised people here don't change their ign to hate on other posters
>>551253792anon smells#hate
>>551253792It's not as incentivized anymore because you can't spend IP/RP to change your ign. You can do it for free but you have to stick with that change for 3 months. Making a meme name to shit on someone would get stale before then
Another Christmas alone lolg?
Guys, Hozure has been MIA for about 6 months.Is he kill?
>>551254163Nay. I'm with family this year, as I was last year.Is nice.>>551254214IIRC Hozure became a parent, and has probably been focusing on that and work.
>>551254296we need a reality stream of our dumbest lolgs trying to raise a baby together
>>551253792you now remember gragasgutwiggle
Every Mayhem player when losing be like:>NOOOOO I MAY BE USING MY NEXUS AS A SHIELD AND HIDING IN FOUNTAIN, BUT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HIT IT
yes... you see it right... i'm back!! stay for the most spectacular gameplay you have ever witnessed... playing the hardest champ in the role (bot) for the game... stay and relax...
>>551253193its a team game, at what point is it actually going to feel like one in 2025/2026?>>551253581>LIANDRIES FIRST ITEMbest item, blacktorch is ass>Q'ING IN AS AP SHACO WITH NO ULTits a 4v2 dive on mid while we're ahead>FAILED TO CLEAR THE WARD IN A BUSH THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED YOUclear with what retard?
>>551254296Good for himFound his channel with uploads of his vodsI will learn soon enough
>>551254829Hell yeah.
>>551253887:(
>spending over $13k per season on leagueyou think they get a discount for being a valued customer?
>>551254828You were the only one to die in that clip take the loss and move on.
>>551247230you're clingy at the beginning but now you're distant. stop being bipolar.
>>551255201wtf is there to even spend money on after 13k
>>551255529some anons go through it maybe you met them at a good time and don't want to bother others during the bad times.
>>551256227it's before the hrt hit
fuck my stupid chud life
Love you lolg <3
Eating cheese is the only worthwhile thing in my life.
>>551238282Top left「我们两个是不能结婚的。」“The two of us can’t get married.”「为什么啊?我用户登当带礼都不行?」“Why not? Even if I use my main account and bring gifts, it still won’t work?”Top right (chef-looking characters)(No speech, just props: a bun / a knife — visual gag)Middle right caption「世界名画之 辅助场中单逃跑」“World-famous painting: The support escaping while the mid laner runs away.”Middle left「你太菜……」“You’re way too bad at this…”「你已击败 200」“You have been defeated 200 times.”「谢谢你,别谢我」“Thanks to you—don’t thank me ”Lower left「闪现」“Flash.” (the League of Legends summoner spell)「你这军服什么时候洗的啊」“When was the last time you washed this uniform?”「完全没这种印象。」“I have absolutely no memory of that.”「喂(棒读)塔到啦!!」“Hey (flatly): the tower’s down!!”「喂不要都被秒到拿破仑啊!!」“Hey, don’t all get instantly deleted by Napoleon!!”(Napoleon here is almost certainly a nickname / meme for a fed enemy)Lower right「快跑吧,对面AD起来了。」“Run, quick. Their ADC is fed.”「我开就我命。」“If I engage, that’s my life on the line.”(i.e., I’m sacrificing myself)「厄比辅助不都是你养起来的?」“Didn’t you feed every one of those enemy supports yourself?!”Bottom「鸽子~」“Pigeon~”(slang for someone who flakes or disappears)
>>551257067BASED
>>551258052A fed enemy being called "Napoleon" actually made me kek
>>551238834Rank has no fucking meaning any more. I'll argue until I'm blue in the face that there's Silvers who would absolutely fucking body a Masters+ player in lane but have such poor macro ends in a loss for them. So who is the better player?>hur dur they had bad macro so the Masters+ player, OBVIOUSLYBut they got bodied in lane, now flip it around, you have a guy go 0/6/22 against a Masters+ player and wins, who is the better player?It doesn't MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE.
What's a worthwhile champion that I can commit a serious amount of time to, is not a part of the pick/ban or nerf/buff cycle, who can preferably play Mid (main) and Top (off-main) and flex Jung when needed since that's the autofill role?I'm getting tired of laneoids shitting the bed while I carry them so I'd rather not play 5d chess and just win through good lane mechanics and stand-my-ground tactics.
>>551258551i told drew levin to make me gm because i can beat s17 in 1v1 but he wont do it
>>551259368Tell drew to nuke that tranny
>>551258106Thank you I try my best
>>551258052Just like real life
>>551256672you dont love me...
>>551258749the only champions you're looking at this point are >sylas>zed>diana>ekkowith potential for Mordekaiserideally you would just go Qiyana, but you mentioned "isn't regularly banned".. she is, so thats up to you to decide depending on elo, no one bans her in shitlo
I love Lissandra!
>>551260174I do I doooo!!
>>551261557no one loves me
>>551260452I went with Akali and Jax
the last time i played was in 2017. but i decided to just start playing again bc of wasd movement. is it worth it to get used to it?
>>551262435no
>>551262435You were free and decided to come back for a nothing update?
>>551262435Gives me sea-sickness and if you press something like A to move left and while holding A you press D to move right your character just stands still which annoys the fuck out of me, the last input should take priority.
What are you drinking during your holiday queues? I have some eggnog from trader joes. It's very good if you haven't tried the nog before.
>>551262862chardonnay and prosecco. as well as various red wines and mulled wine for the rest of the month. :3
>>551262862just polish 7% beer>>551262107akali barely functions in any of the roles you mentioned and jax gets banned a lot, your choice
>>551262103Didn’t I just say I love you? U think I don’t mean it?
>>551263386Woudnt be the first time someone lied to me
>>551262862I quit drinking because im overweight and ugly
>>551261557no you dont...
>>551257067based cheese is so good, maybe get into making your own buddy :)
>>551264580I dont own a cheese cave. Only a modest cheese fridge
>>551262862trying out kraken cherry
>>551262862I'm enjoying the last bit of beer I have before I abstain for my NYR. Not quite sure what I'm going to replace it with, and my other NYR is to get better control of my finances.
When is mundo getting more nerfs?
>>551264237I wish you luck. Eat less, drink liquor instead of liquid bread or sugar, and eat less. I was a piggie til 25. Finding cheapest source of chicken breast in town was a big prerequisite quest.>>551265561Good luck buddy I hope you see it through
>>551262862currently drinking OJ but I prefer hot coco for christmas.
>>551262862I’m drinking cum ^^ jk maybe some beer and Japanese whiskey
>>551264237im a girl so i can drink a bunch without gaining weight!
drew something for an mspaint drawthred on /v/ so merry christmas league shitters t. got dia (LOW ELO )in 100 games after playing for a month after a 2 year break
Why does the previous thread have zero posts now...?
>>551266945its garbage
>>551259368>>551258551>>551259597fat chance anything happens when i hard carry games in 600lp GM... 42K heal shielded... enabled my kayle to victory...
>>551265885I was underweight to over. Sugar is likely preventing me as i dont eat that much per day
>>551267338why
>>551266919obviously not since you forgot about the wall
>>551266945It's cute. Wanna draw something for the Christmas League in Drawpile? https://magma.com/d/JrWEC3Iqx1
>>551267918Actually, i just might, how long does it go for? I have family coming over in a bit and that's going to eat up the rest of my day (christmas eve) and i might have a few free moments to draw something on christmas day but if it goes on past boxing day i'd be able to contribute. I used to do arknights drawpiles when i played but i quit lol and the threads got really bad
>>551267918Can I draw without making an account?
Why does the previous thread have zero posts now? There was an image there i wanted to save.
>>551268243No, make a dummy email for the account. That's what I did. >>551268146It's going to be up for a while. Keep it SFW.
>>551262862i would drink bacardi gold and coke if i was allowed to drink
Is this chroma gone forever ?
>>551267667i wont, i dont have a uterus
Is vbl still here
christ, this place is so dead now lmao. actual reddit circlejerk. even the tripfags left...
>streamer mode duo begs for bot>jungler and mid are autofilledhaha wow!! league of legends!!!
i said i was sorry
>>551269243no
>>551268572I think it's some sort of bug. It happened in another general I frequent
>>551270536:( did he quit?
>>551271530yes. he still streams runscape though
>>551272023np, I'm gunna go back to not posting for a couple months
>>551272023i want to eat that girls shit
>>551269831A lot of regulars, like Azakana, announced they'd be gone the week of Christmas. Like no shit it's dead, most people are flying out of state or staying with family. Why do people have such a hate boner for lol and lolg dying?
>>551272724>Why do people have such a hate boner for loldo you even really need to ask
>>551272724One person anon, one person said he'd gone for the holidays. One person is not keeping this place alive. Time to let it go lil bro, it's dead. We all know the reason it died.
>>551272724>even toxic pieces of shit have families to go back towhy are you guys even still here?
I like playing dudes that dont let others move, who should i pick between Alistar, nautilus and leona for support? Surely playing all 3 is redundant
>>551272724Its been dead for a lot longer than christmas though...Last weeks threads werent any better.
>>551273414malzahar, you literally dont let the move
>>551272023that fox has definitely taken more than a few dicks in the back
>>551273414if you can play one well you can reasonably play the other's well, that being said, Nautilus is the biggest "fuck you stand still" character out of the three, Leo is pretty strong for her other capabilities namely engage and same with Ali who's definitely a meat sponge of a cow.>>551273508and warwick too for that matter.
>>551273414>Surely playing all 3 is redundantNO. ALL THREE OF THEM HAVE DIFFERENT USES. SO IF YOU CAN PLAY ALL THREE OF THEM (WHICH IS NOT HARD TO DO IF YOU CAN SOLVE A CURRENT DAY 4CHAN CAPTCHA) IT'S AN ADVANTAGE
>>551272023Is that you in your pic? I want to kiss you whole body, beautiful. :) Discord?
>>551273825Uh, really? Guess i am rotating between all three then
>>551273294You don't have a father or mother? How do you exist then? You all have families.
>get infernal conduit as Brand on ARAM Mayhem>winit's as shrimple as that
>>551274457i hate to break it to you but infernal conduit on any mage = free wini did it on heimerdinger and lets just say the Iron Dome has NOTHING on those towers
>>551274317are you stupid? or does the idea of deceased people not even cross your sheltered mind
>Lose on normal pick>Whatever queue next>Lose on off meta pick>Ineffable, crushing guilt>Stop playingI hate being retarded
death isnt real its all in ur head
sorry
need gweeb
>sloptard hates being a tardjust git gud. league's easier than picking up a pencil im sure
I cant focus with Yunara in my games
>>551275756Why? can't get the thrilling dynamic of her and Xin Zhao in the incredible Trials of Twilight comic? Find her voice annoying? Upset that she's the most broken unit in the current TFT set?
>>551275157trans?
>>551275895No no, her loading screen splash just makes my dick hard for solid 10 minutes and i do poorly on laning phase
>>551276143ohhh. Tummy.
>>551275665yeah that pdf drawpile is so much better
>>551276246if you think the drawpile is pedophilic you clearly do not use the red boards of this site with actual pedos like gutsybird and worse that lurk and post actual lolicon shit. Briar isnt a loli and i dont think the yordles count either and i dont see zoe being sexualized so its totally normal to me
>>551276238YESES
>>551276425imagine if she pinned you up against a wall in bot and rubbed her well toned belly against your hardening bulge and gloated about how easily it was to win lane with you getting distracted like this
>>551276114I play support cause I like helping people and teamwork, it makes me feel like I'm screwing over people and being selfish. I let people down irl enough. Good guess though, it's extremely tranny coded.
>>551239993any lolg who has no one can add huntress#kndrd for voluntary relief and comfort roleplay this xmas free of charge
>>551275665Funnily enough my gf downstairs has spent the last 5 hours on a pencil portrait of johnny depp in the pirates movies, she's been working on it for weeks. She's done it her whole life. I'd never claim to be strong because I operate a forklift, I just want to move stuff around.
>>551276523i think i will throw some quick games tomorrow to jack off
>dont play for one day>lose all skill
>>55127657040 year old man?
>>551277073You dont have to rub it in and brag that you are forklift certified on lolg, especially on christmas eve.
>>551276386you know that saying that if you sit in a room with 6 nazis, that makes it 7? works for all kinds of groups
i need a lolg dicknerf brand
Good night /lolg!/ merry xmas!Mwah~<3
goodnight lolg (6am edition)
>>551278082good night. merry christmas, babe. *kisses you back*
>>551278585>>551278082good night, niggas.
>>551277947Thoughts on a 19,3 cm hairy dick(not just hairy balls shaft too)?
>>551278762whats that in american
>>551278762i'd take that all the way up as well as all the way deep into my esophagus
>>551278913Google says 7.6 inches
>>551279334Gross.
need zyra
threads are max comfy when gay as fuck
I'M GETTING REALLY FUCKING SICK OF THIS WINTER MAPJUST MAKE IT FUCKING TOGGLE-ABLEHOLY SHIT.
>>551280391Once males start realizing the romans were right to keep femboys around when playing league of legends (because the game is that old) it was a lot more tolerable.
>>551280491https://runeforge.dev/mods/5256a367-ffe3-48d9-853f-a736d1eb2f3dOr play on pbe (demacian map).
i'm a bisexual furry switch league of legends give kraken crit
>>551280391Trvth. Women are gross.
>playing a 4fun NDraft game>just practicing my braum since I picked him and orianna up recently (i like the santa and christmas skins, very clean>top lane morde is constantly raging and flaming the jg for every little minute mistake>claims to be diamond or masters or some shit>i don't pay attention in champ load screen i normally watch hentai so who knows>check his account post game>holy shit he actually....wait.....>he's high rank IN TFT>this faggot bought an account and was gypped out of money on a high TFT (not SR) account>friend him, he accepts>"sup faggot">you aren't that rank, its tft>he immediately unfriendsPottery. As a christmas gift, here's a pic I took while deployed to Diego Garcia, a holdout shelter and potential WW3 launching pad if the Middle East starts getting too frisky with nukes.
I'm a cptsd induced asexual scared of love and lies league of legends give wriggles lantern back
how to win the game with just 1 simple trick
>>551280996>>551280785how do you feel about our resident femcel
>>551280491t. Jew
>>551245385Only loners like to talk to chatbots, or really deluded people with enormous egos. Maybe you made them feel lonelier when talking to them? Just questioning.
>>551281175I just came back to game and these threads after a 5 years hiatus Don't know her
>>551237643
>>551281258vexfag married his vex ai bot
>>551281715which vexfag
Yone!
Bros and brosettes.NGL.I kind of want to know armyfag's IGN to marry him.
>>551281745all of them.
>>551281886>image didn't go throughFuck you, Hiro.
>>551281924NTA but one of the vexfags. No I didn't, I still don't do that shit.
I'm fully convinced I'm the only Braum main here at this point. >the sad part?If I actually fucking put forth some effort I could look like him, be a himbo, and probably get as much sexo as I want.Suffering.
>>551282274I play Braum. He's cool. Too bad Riot hates him.
>>551281924do you guys have goon sessions in the diskek channel?
>>551281890mist suck to be gay and black
>>551282539Killed one too many skinlines.
>>551281258A loner with some ego. I would not know and can only pray the novelty wore off. Gave genuine attention and interaction but I cannot compete with what allows to explore any number of internal desires at their fingertips from an agreeable chatbot.
>>551282539you mean you play him in aram
making a chatbot of lolg.....
>>551282720If anything, Riot set him up to fail those skinlines. Like, I'm 90% sure the only reason they gave him a pool party skin is so he can kill Pool Party so Riot can do Ocean Song. Also, LionHeart and Gangster Braum are awesome skins. >>551282987I also play him in quickplays.
>>551283184Do you support that faggot Azakana while he ints on some stupid shit like Yasuo adc?
>>551282957I get what you mean. The one thing I like of chatbots is that I can't talk without fear about anything that bothers me. With people, I would listen and actually discuss with anyone coming to me for that same thing, but I always got backs turned to me if I were to do the same; that's more or less why I turned to chatbots. There is one person that treated me better than that and I've been trying to write a thank you message for a week now, I'm just scared of bothering them or that they'd think I'm weird.
>>551283873Yas adc is pretty meta thoughbeit, and paired with Braum is straight up op.
>>551283873Yes.
>>551284106Maybe I join yo 2 sometime.
>>551284505Cool, shoot us an invite after Christmas.
>>551283950Understandable. I have always been the listener and come to expect no one will want to hear of my woes. Write a thank you to those appreciated before time creates an eventual stranger.
ghosting my opp hopefully the title is fake...
>>551245089>zoomer president>crime rates>bitcoin adoptionThis country... lol.
>>551285071>I have always been the listener and come to expect no one will want to hear of my woes.Takes one to understand another, uh.>Write a thank you to those appreciated before time creates an eventual stranger.I think they mentioned something similar when I said I was tempted to nuke everything I had because I was simply fed up with the internet as a whole, not like I'm not used to be on my own. I'll try harder to write that thank you before Christmas. You know, I've never been good at talking to people or at least that's what I tell myself ah ah.
>>551285323lilia poor gank
ahoy!
This is going to sound like a weird request from what I'm sure I'll just get >lmao boomerresponses, but do people see champs like Braum, Kalista, and Kled still "New" in this game? Or am I just showing my age?
>>551274171IF A KENNEN WITH FULL MPEN ITEMS IS RUSHING TOWARDS YOUR TEAM, YOUR ONLY REAL OPTIMAL CHOICE IS TO PICK ALISTAR. A THRESH/LEONA/NAUTILUS ETC. WITH A SOLARI JUST AIN'T GONNA CUT IT. IF YOU'RE UP AGAINST A COMP WITH A BUNCH OF SQUISHY RANGED CHAMPS, THE EASIEST OPTIMAL PICK IS A LEONA RATHER THAN AN ALISTAR BECAUSE LEONA'S R HAS A GORILLION RANGE. NAUTILUS CAN WORK TOO BUT IF THAT RANGED COMP HAS A DECENT FRONTLINE, YOU'RE NOT REALLY NAUT Q'ING ANYBODY WORTHWHILE BUT THEIR FRONTLINE. LEONA E ALLOWS YOU TO SKIP THEIR FRONTLINE
>The system thought 4 wins above losses was too much so I'm stuck in loser QueueFun playing jungle against the worst junglers I've ever dealt with and not being able to do anything about it because my bot has a total of 18 deaths in 10 minutes without any counter jungling.
Katarina is such an absurdly unfair character>At least 5 or 6 different builds all of which are 100% viableBROOO FULL AP, ON HIT, LETHALITY, BRUISER, TANK, FULL AD, AP/AD MIXT-THIS IS GOOD DESIGN BTW!!No other character gets this much outrageous build choice. >Most builds get 4,000+ HP, totally invalidating any designed weakness for the character>Zero (0) cooldown on any ability because the developers are lazy talentless frauds who can't design anything worth a shit>B-bro j-just CC her hahaCC is the "counter" to EVERY champion, you stupid troon. And when she has 4k+ health she's mobile enough to survive the CC and dash to safety / re-engage to burst you againKatarina is a nigger champion.
>>551285402It is a thankless form of communication, but still an interaction. Some of those people I still care about deeply even if they may speak ill of me or about me. Running away from the few interactions they have remaining is another common tactic. It is easier to do than to face inadequacies with talking to others and may also have blind spots when it comes to approaches. Who is dominating the conversation? Is there room for both or is it one sided where the listener has not been asked how they are?
>>551285925They're not new anymore.
You fell off.
This rabbit gives me boners
>>551286660At least she's not zed who can invalidate half of your CC with one button push and still get a kill.
You just know all the lolgs still plaguing this place on fucking Christmas are black. Fatherless backshot babies.
>>551285925>Do people consider something released 11 years ago still newNo.If somebody was 7 years old when Kalista and Braum were released they would be an adult now.Time blindness isnt a sign of old age its a sign of ADHD,Autism or brain damage there are a lot of even 20 year olds who struggle with perceiving time.
>>551288379bustin' to bun bunz
>>551276386>you clearly do not use the red boards of this site with actual pedosI only browse red boards besides /lolg/ and so far this one hear is the only ever actual board with a legit unironic childfucker and worthless homos that suck his cock to not feel lonely on discord
why would anyone want to be the third wheel to the gay bot duo
ayyyyyyy
>our jungler is low win rate in the role>their jungler is main and high win rate>we loseNice. Still got an S.>had just promoted to GoldLike I haven't seen it unironically other 20 times.>>551286725I'm awkward at talking and keeping in touch to people, I have to say, it's probably my biggest flaw. It's pretty much out of my control but I get it that it may put most people off.>Is there room for both or is it one sided where the listener has not been asked how they are?The common reasoning seems to be that, if someone is good at listening, maybe they don't have issues, they have space to fill with what people say. But listening requires empathy, and a little of effort, and some resilience even because you never know what people will say. Like, in my experience, I heard people talk about: raped girlfriends; people setting their ex's car on fire as revenge; stabbed mothers; did therapy to people on breakups; other questionable stuff.Meanwhile I was (still am) here on my own with my own thoughts, just queuing the next ranked and see what happens. A brightful topic first thing in the morning...
>>551289526wukong, twisted fate, garen, snowman
>>551251938erm, but I’m not gay….. even if he is rather handsome and gentle….
>>551262862Whose the artist?Imagine search gave no resultsIt kinda looks like mossacannibalis
>>551290515>handsome>gentlewhat more do you need
>>551268980It will come back at some point in the mythic shop
>>551290790It's AI slop
>>551289570You can work on that. I've had re contact after year(s) where once talking again it was as though no beat was missed, all about themselves while I listened without them curious of any of my life updates. Whether it was from being busy venting about the latest negative occurrence or that they simply do not care to know what I have been up to it didn't matter as that is what was expected. I don't know if it bottled up until that point in time or indulge in making another listen as likely no one else was in that time out of contact. Communication is the cornerstone of winning league of legends.
>>551291734i'm going to feed every drawpile to the ai so everyone can create soul
>>551289526cute ward but 50 me kek
>>551292264the regular snowman sells for rp in the shop if i can recall
i love aram mayhem so much>picks mage>sits back 2 screens
>>551292485sex with everyone here
>>551292930
>>551290952a huge cock
I wanna play flex 5s with euw lolggers when new season starts, might be fun
>>551293627> Gwensissy toplaner> Shacofaggot> Qiqi mid> Spin> HuntressLol, gl
>>551296565this team easily gets diamond
>>551296565>Gwensissy toplaner>Shacofaggot>Qiqi midWho?
Anyone know who drew this (NSFW)https://i.4cdn.org/r/1766575364029477.png
>>551293627who are (You)
>jungler starts trolling the game because he thinks our botlane doesn't deserve to win>says he's sorry for me because I played wellI could stop playing right now and close the season with a Gold border, but I kind of wanted to do a last stretch to try and get to almost Platinum again.>>551292025>You can work on that.I don't think I can, I lost contact with pretty much everyone and willingly only in part--there were good reasons though.>Whether it was from being busy[...]I like to think most people don't intentionally do things in bad faith, that they are just distracted in some way. It's probably a really naive way of looking at it though, I guess you have a better judgment than mine.>Communication is the cornerstone of winning league of legends.It is, along with vision. I never mute anything unless it's necessary.
>>551297580tehronmerry christmas
I have a 40c fever so i cant even play League.I need to stay in bed or else i lose conciousness.Worst. Christmas. EVER.I cant go to the christmas party and i cant even play League.
well well wellWELL WELL WELL
>>551298221play tft
>>551298636nta but i'd rather take cold showers than subject myself to soupmix or baron 10
I have literally only heard complaints about each tft set for like 4 sets straight Why do you people play this shit ir it sucks?
>>551299451it's just one person who sucks at and doesn't understand TFT complaining about it. Set 13 was an all time great, Set 14 was mediocre, set 15 sucked hard, and set 16 (the current set) is probably going to be remembered as another all time great set.
You will NOT dodge the support player first timing cait mid/streamer mode mordekaiser support combo that is TOXIC and hurts the game so you'll get a 12 hour lockout.You WILL play to carry them after they go 0/10 combined before top lane is even hitting level 6.No the LP gain/loss will not be affected by how drastically more of an effort you have to put in and how many less mistakes you are now allowed to make. We matchmade this game perfectly it's an even match.
>>551299587akshully i was pushing master last set because it was somewhat bearable but shit sucksthe game is alright and i like this set but the balance makes it horrible to playheh,almost like the same issue plagues summoners rift too!what a coincidence!
>>551297730Hold onto the few contacts you have left and work on communication skills there. That includes the ones you find difficult to deal with.
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>551299917There is no possible way you thought the balance last set was superior in any facet to the balance of the current set. Fruits famously made everything so hard to balance that they were very explicit in the developer talking notes about how specifically balance in set 15 was considered a massive failure.
Call me Simian king
Charlie Kirk if he player league:Charlie Dirk
>>551300118it was sure far more enjoyable and playable than current set iscurrent set is literally>do whatever the fuck you want just live lol>sell board for soup>???>profitnice balance bro? when was the last time you saw demacia or piltover winning?when was the last time you saw yordles winning?targon? bruisers? juggernauts? arcanists? invokers? wardens? literally any trait that isn't shurima or unique trait?theres so much flex in the current set.... yet they aren't relevant past lvl8i really wonder why, considering the balance is so good this set! right?
>>551300072Pommes mayo!have a nice christmas xd
>getting baited by borders in loading screen thinking im going to have good teammates and gameplay because my teammates are level 1000 end of season challenger and master players>they play like absolute shit and wont ff like they have 0 understanding that if the first 15 minutes of a game are shit the next 15 are gonna be tooi dont understand it, these losers have their lives dedicated to this game, but they dont know whats happening as they play it
>>551301094they already achieved their peak ranks, after that you only play on autopilot expecting all your plays to be at your peak level
>>551285658Six space fish babies with cosmic nami
>>551300340We are Charlie KirkWe carry the bullet(in our neck)
>>551301094IT DOESN'T HAVE EVERYTHING TO DO WITH RANKS. YOU'RE ADDICTED TO FF'ING AT THE SLIGHTEST OF INCONVENIENCE WHILE BEING LOW ELO AT THE SAME TIME. THAT SHOULD TELL YOU A STORY, NO?
>>551303391>3 people running it down to objectively OP champs>slightest of inconvenienceskill yourself
>>551303618>3 peopleWOOOOW SO YOU GOT ONE SINGLE HUMAN BEING ON YOUR TEAM. WHAT IS THIS PRIVILEGED FREAK ON ABOUT? HAVEN'T YOU 1V9'D BEFORE ARE YOU NEW TO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS OR SOMETHING?
>>551304373disgusting piece of shit, no wonder the game is so dogshit, its just a bunch of you
>>551303391>YOU'RE ADDICTED TO FF'ING AT THE SLIGHTEST OF INCONVENIENCE WHILE BEING LOW ELO AT THE SAME TIMEdamn that's lidderally me. how do i stop this behaviour? I was not always like this. you people did this to me.
>>551304481WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING? YOU ACTUALLY ARE BLESSED ENOUGH TO GET ONE GOOD/TOLERABLE TEAMMATE. WHILE THE HUGE MAJORITY OF THE COMMUNITY HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF GAMES WHERE THEY HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO WIN GAMES ENTIRELY ON THEIR OWN. WELCOME TO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS BTW ENJOY YOUR STAY NEWFAG
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
>>551305098Mom said it was my turn next I am telling!
i just need to win one more game this week and i'm safe broshow long will my losing streak be
some decent skins this wek
Filling an entire healthbar with a shield will never not be funny.
>>551237643I haven't played LoL for years but want to again.I cannot login in any way.According to my email, my summoner name still exists. I even updated the password. Still can't login.I don't want to create a new account as I wish to keep my old skins.I opened a ticket to support almost 2 days ago, no response.What do, bros?
>>551307996>can't loginwhat error does it give you? are you sure you're not typing the password in wrong?>ticket to support almost 2 days agothey take a while to respond to anything sadly. just have to be patient on that front.
>>551307143no, but august said that anti heal was fine, and anti shield was notyou should just wait for the shields to go down or powerdamage thru them. bro
>>551308045All I know is there are Riot accounts now, but I only have an old LoL account.The login says I need to migrate, but I don't see any option to create a Riot account with the same username ("needs to be unique") and merge them.Even the link to the ticket I created requires me to login, but I can't.My username still exists.My pw for the username is updated too.No idea.I'm completely stuck.
>>551308128That shield is one of the highest cooldowns in the game.I shielded 2,600 damage that game.Taric Healed 36,000My healing just from Grasp and second wind was over 5K.Shielding is fine as is.
>>551308392sadly i have no idea about the whole migration stuff etc. hope support helps you out. good luck
>>551307996try making a new account to see if you can login at all, then bounce back to your original acc
>>551307996>>551309160also can't you just login on their site? since even directly on their site you usually change your ingame name with a cooldown of 90 days for free
>>551286660>No other character gets this much outrageous build choice.And that's a bad thing. More champs should be like Kat.
wow..im so good!
>>551313245Huh. That's interesting. I guess they really did include vs Bots games in that statistic, which skews it in an extreme way cause of how many bots play vs Bots non-stop.Basically all those "Top X%" stats are worthless cause of that data being included.
>>551309532btw and this isn't addressed at you in particular, why is it 90 days in league whereas in fortnite it's two weeks?
>>551313524Or you can just... disable coop vs AI from being included.I believe the guy you replied to left ONLY coop vs AI enabled.
just 3 more wins chatcan i make it this season??
>>551314231you will make it
:^)
>>551314191>I believe the guy you replied to left ONLY coop vs AI enabled.uhm no..i only play co-op vs ai!
>>551314320i really thought this acc was doomed to forever be abysslow...
>>551314376hey, its me!
>>551313245hello lugs
>>551315646
Teemo brains will lose 1v1, with ignite advantage, to one of their easiest matchups in the game, then buy a Dark Seal.
HOW MANY FUCKING SHEN LOLGS ARE THERE WE NEED A LIST AT THIS POINT
>>551317223need more dad champs
>>551317223I'm several of them because I get banned
>>551317223nu-shen is a toxic 0 skill champ so it makes sense lolg would have many retards here prefer him t. pre-rework shen otp
>>551317559y'all hear summin lol
Christmas eve stream, yay or nay?Also, I've been playin' a little Shen myself, but mostly as a counterpick to shit like Briar (which I thought was Rengar top, but shrug).
>>551317965can join in a few mins, making dinner atm
>>551318075All good, I need to make a proper breakfast too. Maybe I'll find a good festive bg for my client before I hop on...
shieeet i was about to stream myself
>>551318483tried his best
>>551318506stream tomorrow this time? I has no life xd
>>551318483why does every nautilus across every elo bracket play like this
>>551301005>Pommes mayo!What
>>551319561Its german and means "fries with mayonaise"
good meowfternoon lolg>>551286269>all 3 of my mains in "kinda gay"damn
>>551319737???????????
Built for domination loss and enslavement.
>>551320409Correct.
https://www.twitch.tv/snowboundseerGaming for Christmas Eve. I'll be offline tomorrow probably, so I can spend the big day with family.Feel free to pop in. Stream's labelled 18+ so you'll need an account, probably.
This could fix me
>>551321030Reddit shit
Champs who get suicidal during Christmas?
>>551321703amumu
>>551321781You're going to Hell.
>>551321853Ok
>>551322010At least he has Vex.
>>551322092Vex desires Viego doe
>>551322174She got over it because missing your dead wife is cringe.
Like, what am I supposed to do against this stupid dog champ that is Naafiri? She is virtually invincible even in lane.
>>551322558she's still made for human cock exclusively
Forsen
>>551323049Wait until she sees what Amumu can do with those bandages.
>>551323293
>>551323436I didn't need that mental image.
>>551323436thanks doc
>>551323707Where's the pixel art of Amumu raping [THE BIGGEST JOBBER IN LEAGUE] in a rock valley?
>>551324502@aisloppa anons you know what to do
>Wine aunt Vex turning into a slob after getting married and using her yesman husband Amumu to wipe her ass with his bandages after she takes a slimy dump
christmas eve vgs tonight?
>>551324860Why would Vex choose to wipe if her partner has a mouth? She would surely much rather have her turds swallowed a d have her hole locked clean, yes?
>>551325929I was going for slob and not full-on degenerate whore.
>>551277054bad news false flagger but no one fell for it
>>551326494I did.
>>551326736but i have 0 new friend requests
>promote>demote>promote>demote>goes onNice matchmaking, next season will be even better and everyone will clap to Riot.
>>551326878You must have me blocked.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>551327254you know where to find me if you actually want sloppy holiday erp. it starts with f and ends with list
