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Teio!
>>551255352I'll be one of the first to praise them for going "MARRY CHRISTMAS" as they fucking should, but I highly fucking doubt they will for obvious reasons.>still shifted>since dec 13I get that they wanna rush through things but keep it all the same so they don't have to rework things too much, but fucking hell... shift the holiday shit around and keep things on theme you gays.
Kawakami for Christmas...
So you're telling me they didn't translate the lines correctly AND didn't put in the Christmas tree background on the homescreen?
I really fucking hate the Jews
Kawakami Princess
>>551255589DAIWA IS SAYING CHRISTMAS PRESENTWHERE THE FUCK IS THE WORD CHRISTMAS IN THIS BUBBLEFUCK YOU CYJEWS
christmas lines are up
You should speak with your wallets and your carats. Skip the XOguri banner and all “Holiday” promotions in the shop until Cygames acknowledges your voice.
>>551255754its not christmas yet
>all these niggas sperging out over "happy holidays" when they haven't been to church in over a decade
>ZERO christmas being mentioned>santa gets mentioned for unknown reasons>reddit and any other mainstream audience won't give a shit cuz everyone is pozzed to fuck and will just say "its good enough, facist">>551255880>they literally talk about santa>bruh its not christmas yetwhat is this weird cope
Real. Juice are nothing but trouble but everyone. I prefer soda.
>>551255747>>551255770Kawakami hivemind...
>>551255747>>551255770uhh....
>>551255890organized religion is a sham, yet christianity is goodsimple as
>>551255948because the christmas event is in January
>Merry Christmas Toreina>Happy Holidays in the speech bubble.
Happy holidays /uma/
>>551255987I was about to post that one too. She's so cute!I wish I could train her as an ace but I keep on failing...
>>551256042>guys dont worry they will TOTALLY change all the lines to say "christmas", the ones in which they're already mentioning fucking SANTA CLAUS and CHRISTMAS LIGHTS10/10 bait
>>551255747>>551255770I'm surprised how for (you) Princess is
>>551256104Bet she asked her mom what guys like for christmas
Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanzaa! Remember everyuma, its not okay to promote evil Christians!
Can people really not hear their characters say Christmas?
>>551256148no I dont care about your tranny wokeout about the lines, i'm talking about the background not having the tree yet thats not happening until the event
Thank you Cygames.
Happy holidays and merry christmas /uma/
Need a redraw of this but with Buena Vista included
Why isn't there a christmas uma?
>UNWATCHED BUBBLERSAHHHHHHHHHHH
I sure do hope that the great people over at (((cygames))) give us more Snowflake Jake for our Snowflake Day stravaganza!i meanNO MORE BROTHER WARS
>>551256307The only unwatched bubbles I have are with Ryan
>>551255808Write your shit here: https://support.umamusume.com/feedback/You don't need to give them any personal info, just rant and send.
>>551256243>AI overviewdont care, jewtard
>>551256258I'm just waiting for the "Happy Holidays" post from the umamusume official page and everyone replying with Happy Christmas in the comments
Hishiama>Christmas>Holiday>CHRISTMAS>HOLIDAYaieeeeeeeeee localizers are the DEVIL
>>551255740>MARRY CHRISTMASI can't tell if this is an intentional Rudolf pun or just ESL
>>551255890I don't celebrate it as a Christian holiday, but the mistranslation of the umas' "Merry Christmas" into "Happy Holidays" is so jarring that it warrants comment.
we're never getting kirari magic show
saved from Ryan thread
forever my ki-WHOA
>open uma jp>merry christmas torenaglobal is soulless
>>551256529ill be waiting in the wings
when I play late gamblers I never win, but when a 3 digit speed mejiro ryan joins the lobby I just know it's already over
>>551256378>Yo, Jennifer(Trans), another chud is screaming about Christmas>Shredder it
>>551256453Okay, she actually said happy holidays here
Reminder that in their world, America is saved from greedy, filthy ningen hands by superior umas
Why do they call her Nice Nature?
>>551256646Why couldn't they at least have given us the lobby background?
>>551255854>christmas lines>the word christmas never appearsfucking jews I swear. Can my country be the 110th? Please? Pretty please?
>>551256694>No WTC in the backgroundThey could have stopped 9/11 from happening and they chose not to.
>>551256646but it doesn't say merry christmas there anywhere
>>551256646none of that text says anything about christmas >>551256734we dont have the event yet
>>551256484When are we getting it during the upcoming Christmas event or the next Christmas event?I really love how my wife Mayano sang the songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N48T2BdJ07A
>>551256694I feel like the president would never not be an uma...The VP would always be her trainer.
>>551256694did they release the umastein files tho?
>>551256469https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33455358/
When does roulette start?
sorry guys, any and everything related to Christmas will not be released and will instead be deleted(nice nature will also be deleted)
>>551256884i too watch botw
>>551256809>we dont have the event yetIt could still be implemented as a simple background reskin. I want to see the Christmas tree!
happy holidaysglory to cyjews
What's your uma hot take?
Jordanfag I know you're here, post Jordan's lines NOW
>>551256760>implying anyone could have stopped pic related
>>551256918>>551256967HolidayTrees are facist!
You can get don't overdo it twice in one run!?!?! Come on, it was already glued enough as is.
I literally cannot stop pulling on umas when i should save for support
Christmas is next week globros.
This uma...
Is dodging danger any good on BigNig Suzuka?
>>551257029Im pleased with the Happy Holidays greeting and the plain background.All is well.
>>551257182just do daily paid pulls to keep your gambling addiction in check
>>551255890brojaps don't believe in Jesus
>>551256875Partly. Only trainers are allowed that information to know their unavoidable fate
Trying to luckshit a half-decent Bourbon parent and holy fuck her career is annoying
merry holiday s /uma/
>>551257251oy neigh shut it down
>>551257182I'm on JP and have spent like 5 sparks worth of horse rolls when I desperately need new cards since I'm stuck on year 1 bullshit. The problem never really goes away.
>>551257228I love the faggy handwave she does
Heisei Big Three
>Don't worry, chud, the juice are super nice and not the evil of the world>Start a senseless genocide in a region no on e cares about>Everyone starts to finally see how evil these fuckers are>Now they're coming for Christmas as well, the final punch against evil Christianity and common fucking decency
>>551256828would be neat but i feel like the secret service would get annoyed at the president and her VP making out in the oval office all the time instead of doing work
>>551257182This is the average /uma/non that complains about paypiggies btw
>>551255890I took McQueen to church but the holy water burned her skin..
>>551257228>>551257412I would buy Seiun lots of presents.
>>551257352I thought umadols were supposed to be pure?Pure sex havers maybe, just kidding.
>>551257289the department of umajustice isn't adhering to the law, release the other 280 gigs of trainer rape you fucking jews.
>>551255890I want translations done rightEven Manuel Translacion will get it right
>>551257228god i love her so much i wish she was my gf i would spoil her to death
bwos I can't find that pick of tachyon and other umas resting their stinky bare feet together under the table anymore. Do you have it? I need a quick fap before sleep
>>551257229yes but it's lower priority. See pic related
Why are you cropping out your TP bars.
happy holidays /uma/
Can Jehovah witnesses play uma
>>551257561cats are for hyper faggots and lonely woman
>>551256275Happy holidays and merry christmasNow time for the Holy Night of sex with Chrono
What do the unreleased on global Umas say for Christmas?
>>551257627>trainer is working on christmasWhat the fuckTracen is a black company
My based partner in crime.
>>551257276exactly, it's about refusing to honestly transliterate an audible, clear "Melli Kurisumasu" that has anons irked, me included. Japs don't have a problem with hearing or saying Merry Christmas, what (((gives)))?
ryan is uglier than shakir
>>551257503She is extremely cute.
>450 guts>get 2* gutsthanks game
Happy Hanukkah /uma/
>>551257561cats are for based Mr. CB enjoyers who understand that life should have a little bit of whimsy
>>551257627>those colorsneicha needs to be REMOVED from the game
>>551256378Simply quote the >Netflix Globalization Guidelines section II.21. Special Instructionsyes I know >Netflix but the reality is since ~2015 they've been writing the standards for globalized content, and most studios now follow their guidelines for consistency since localization studios will handle content for 100's of different clients and need guidelines they can blanket apply to ALL work they do.https://partnerhelp.netflixstudios.com/hc/en-us/articles/217350977-English-USA-Timed-Text-Style-Guide
>>551257228uohhhh gold city ass
>Post this and get called retard by everyone for using the amazon release>"Use the YT version it's uncensored!!"Turns out the YT version is the alt history one, as CyJew clearly supports Holidays, the YT version being fansubs.
>>551257695Very cute.
>>551257695Cute dork
>>551257334love that stupid laugh>>551257352what a slut
>>551257695Real?If so then jesus christ vodkaId tell her to kiss her trainer already but she would probably die from the bloodloss
>>551257764Hanukah ended yesterday
>>551257561I fucking love cats so much
all i want for christmas is tama to be released on global
>>551257713One day /uma/ will understand Sei-chan supremacy
>>551257695>Spending christmas with a b*yI'm so sorry
Fuku's are, once again, pretty good
>>551257870I love NTR
>>551258024dont worry anon, the global servers were promised to tama-chan 3000 years ago
>>551257490Sadly those are part of an ongoing investigation and concern national security. >t.director of national umasecurity agency
>>551258027I want to love her. She's fkn ass to train.
>>551256610Nice...
>Weebs getting mad over the accuracy of translations Just play JP
>>551258145the game is already voiced in japanese
>>551258145hmmmmnyo
>>551257812based fact anon
>>551257403Are you struggling in new scenario or cards doesnt matter much in terms of clearing the content?Cyjews should implement carryover pity. 3LB-MLB every support card to make it usable
>>551258094i hope tama is having a very merry hannakuh right now…
Obey Your Master? She would say Merry Christmas.
>>551257812Here's a copy for anyone lazy who just wants to ctl+v: >Why are the lines localized as "Happy Holidays" when the voice lines are clearly saying, "Merry Christmas"? This is not to localization Standards for English per II.21 Special Instructions "When translating into US English from another language, always use vocabulary, grammar, spelling, punctuation, slang, cultural references, etc. which are particular to U.S. English." Merry Christmas is a direct translation into US English and should be kept as such. https://partnerhelp.netflixstudios.com/hc/en-us/articles/217350977-English-USA-Timed-Text-Style-Guide
>>551258264Why didnt they get in the bath togetherIt wouldnt be the first time...
>>551258145>The character literally say Marry Christmas (english)>The subtitles saying "Happy Holidays" is good ""translation"" according to jew/tranny anonHope your retarded candles fall over, schmuck.
what the fuck spe
>>551257041O-ouch
There is a race called christmas white sho where only white and grey horses can compete.
>>551257751When are we getting her?
thread going so fast nobody will notice I am an uma IRL
>>551258559PLEASE let me hit
>>551258457>>551256378Time to see how many of you fags actually care for this or not.>>551257751How about NO?
If you want be like the Japanese so badly, this is your thread>>551223171>>551223171>>551223171Accept Happy Holidays or you can stay there.
>>551258559This you?
>>551258505WHITE POWER
Silence Sexuka
>>551258335You can clear the content no problem, but stuff like actively participating in PVP is far beyond me.
Why does /uma/ refuse to be Happy on this Holiday?
Rude...
>>551258698eat shit you poorfag
Eishin's VA is really relaxing to listen to.
>>551258660corpos will wilingly destroy their entire empire to appease the woke mob, a bunch of shitposters will never make the difference retarded goy
>>551258796Only parent runs await me…
>>551258495>Jordan's self esteem is so bad she doesn't understand why you'd spend the holidays with herJordan....
>>551257691blame whoever decided that Arima Kinen should be on the 4th Sunday of december every year
so Maya is the only one with a line that mentions christmas?
why sweep turdsho wasn't kicked from toresen after she tried to poison a dorm leader?
>>551258834well no shit, disney proved as much>purposefully destroy multiple of the biggest entertainment brands in history for the sake of political correctness and "MUH WOMAN"
>>551258897shes talking about chris maya, anonnot christmas
>>551258804She also says "Christmas" in this voice line.
>>551258897It's because her dad is tom cruise
>>551258457thanks.
PSA: Super Creek Mummy has the sexiest Star-Unlock Voiceline in the entire game and there is no recording of it online. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
>>551258987I have no idea what you're referring to
is there a better feeling?
>>551259014>Helped bake stollen>From a bakers familyDRESDEN!
>>551258887It was meant to be the Grand Prix. the literal race to end a racing year. Why else do they gave every G1 winner up to JC a preferential spot?End it with a bang
>>551258879Is she just larping as a gyaru? Don't have her so its breaking that image of her for me for sure
>>551258934Not the first or last time one of the dorm leaders got poisoned
>>551258145gas yourself jewnigger.
I REALLY don't want to grind out 200k points for the shard on christmas eve.....
>>551258879To be fair Jordan is a literal idiot.
I'm in Mambo and I'll flatline during the holidays. Is this still in grounds for a doxx?
>>551259156don't count your chickens before they've run the race
>>551259184>Tiger (P)>Kuromorimine uniformOne fucking job
>>551259241anon, it STARTS on christmas eve, you'll have timeunless youre talking about the event, in which case you shouldve got to 1mil by now
This your club?
>>551259317Yes, but only because I have a crush on you
>>551259351it still works, shut it
>>551259373I want to hug Nice Nature.
>>551259108uuhh, you are pretending right?
>>551258482this is brutal, she even says Holy Night.
>>551259396meanwhile my club is in the top 100 with no quotas, just play the game niggas
>>551258764I have alot of future scenarios to job, is this doable or not starting this CM. I probably just want these cards as my baseline moving forward.
>>551259363>you shouldve got to 1mil by now
>>551259431Why have you blighted this thread with 3DPD…? Go back to /pol/ you witlet
>>551259089Fact check: it exists and I don't find it very sexyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/LYYJc6L3ulI
>>551259504gentle wife gentle lifeCUTEST of boys
>>551259431I haven't paid any attention to live action Disney films since I was a teenager, and the animated ones slightly later. I genuinely have no idea what's been remade except when people like you bring it up.
>>551259402But A****d is the better trainer
>>551258834I hate to be that guy, but yeah nah not really. The problem is most people bitch and whine on Twitter and other social media where most executives don't care to look, a feedback form on the other hand goes directly into a system, is assigned to a person, and logged with that employee's ID. A feedback form creates a direct chain of accountability, so now there's incentive to act on it. Anecdotal but when I was doing delivery tech for a post production facility that did some stuff for Netflix, we had a revision come in for something we did 9 years ago in Polish because some Polish man was watching this obscure show and noticed it was wrong, so he let them know via the feedback form, and as per our contract we had to go back, unarchive all the project files, fix the mistake, and re-deliver with the correct localization. You might be right about the greater enshittification of things, but at the very least something relatively minor like this has a much greater chance of being fixed via a feedback form than whining on fucking 4chan or Twitter.>Tl;drIf you notice something is wrong, USE OFFICIAL CHANNELS TO REPORT IT, DON'T JUST BITCH ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHERE IT WILL BE IGNORED.
Bros, they added Santa to the game!
>>551259598>says the girl that makes you take hours of holiday pictures with her
>gold ship writes everyone in the dorms fake letters pretending to be Santathis is the cutest shit i've ever read and i truly did not expect it coming from her
>>551259762>corpo creation is fine to be mentioned>but oh nonono not le hecking CHRIST
What happened? Is it only me?
>>551259849botter bro...
>>551259762When they santa they mean the spirit of santa anita park.
>>551259849>3526x2068Fuck kinda monitor are you running this on?
spe love
>>551257695This tomboy is the most for (you) Uma right now, say something nice to her.
>>551259762does this mean sex
>>551259901>botterI dindu nothing wrong
>>551259835despite all her shenanigans, goldshi is actually a good person
I've been doing practice race after practice race for two days. I don't have anything else to learn at this point. I know what parts of my team need improvement but I keep running more practice races because I just really like watching Scarlet run.
>>551259835That's the most Gold Ship thing to do for Christmas.
so what did we learn
>>551259974Windowed mode, no fullscreen
>>551260119that cygames are literal jewsthat amazon was right and YT was fan fiction
Completed the paper. It’s 6 pages too short and two hours late, but I did it. Time to go Christmas shopping and play uma while driving (this gives me better sparks)
>>551260119The meaning of Holidays, was inside us all along
>>551260087I do the same, I'm done with my team and have played enough practice runs to know where they shine but I like to see them run, I spent a good amount of time building those umas so it feels good to see the result of that
I think these are both of Cafe's Christmas lines? I'm not sure if the one on the left is a normal voice line but I couldn't see another one that would fit the bill.
>>551259994>most for youI wouldnt go THAT far but reimagining romantic situations her parents where in except with her and her trainer is pretty up thereAnd a bit strange
when's the next cm? I've been doing parent runs nonstop with shit results and I forgot I have to start making my aces
>>551259994She looks really cool on stage as a backup dancer.
>>551260087The moment I hit distance S and a copeable statline I just call it a day desu
>>551260119>story telling and vibesJp uma > global uma>gameplay and metafaggotryglobal uma > Jp uma
>>551260119every custom and holiday matters except the the christian ones that have been commercialized and had the religion all but erased from them and exported to every other culture on earth, in which case they can't be mentioned by name but you can still enjoy the commerce
>>551260159You can spend the holidays with us, anondacchi
>>551260167you don't say? that's not what I asked. is it just a generic 16:9 4k, or something else entirely?
>>551260180>6 pages too short and two hours latebwo... you are NOT getting that degree cum laude...
All that wit with no skills to use it on...
>>55126026710 days
>>551257691anon, it's japan, most people are still working on christmas eve
>>551260180Congrats bwo
>>551260180I hope you win!
>>551257695The coolest dork
>>551260379only the losers
>>551260316>money good>so we cant upset any juice or sand people>saying Christmas is illegal now because of this so we can make more moneywhat a degusting shit show i hate this gay americanized mutt planetchina and communism was right
>>551257412>faggyanon it's only faggy because it's a female trait that fags coopted
>>551260119FUCK TRANNYLATORShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD26Jo-GBJE
>open game>"MERRI KURISUMASU" King screams>"Happy holidays"It's too blatant
>>551260316I'll take happy holidays if it means christcucks continue to have meltys this sad lmao
>>551259847Santa is relevant because Japanese people generally know who he is and actively associate him with Christmas. Jesus is not relevant because Japanese people generally do not care about him and do not associate him with the holiday even though its name clearly refers to him. Umamusume are not Christians. It's silly to worry about what they call Christmas. Personally I agree that keeping the name the same is probably a little better than changing it, but it's really not important. If you want to whine then whine about how Japanese people don't care about Jesus. Corporations are barely changing anything here. Japanese people are the enemy, if you need everybody in the world to be Christian.
I'm about to gift Nice Nature the gift of motherhood if she keeps this up.
>>551260530i miss when american dad was fun
>>551260616bitch is literally dressed as christmas all year long and cannot say christmas
>>551260585haven't been to a church in 20 years but tell me how that's wrong
Gold Ship...
I really hope that in the next 24 hrs someone makes a compilation like this, but of all the girls saying Merry Christmas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEARxN1EIKI
I love how the line on the left foreshadows her Winter alt that I'm going to pull for
>>551260598i think you should gas yourself jew.
>>551260119Never trust corporations and never become a paypig ever or if you are a paypiggy, one should stop.Paypigs and Buyer remorsefags will defend this shitty jewish practice of having semi-limited banners and censored translation
>>551253208>do you have your own big nigno
>>551260485Don't be an idiot. You're just a culture war addict looking for another hit of grievance. The game is fundamentally a parasitic, predatory money sink and time sink from the bottom up. If you care about the problems capitalism has worked into our entertainment then that is what you should be focusing on. This tiny, tiny tweak in terminology is nothing compared to that. You're getting excited about it because you love to be offended.
>>551260598>Japanese people are the enemyThe japanese are the ones saying ChristmasIt's the western retards that got paid to """"translate"""" it that find it offensive to say Christmas when they live in the countries where it's their religion.
>>551260710that's our golshi!
>It's getting harder and harder to train smart falcon for these CMs
>>551260784But she doesn't have a beard in her alt
>>551260710golshi should actually say Merry Christmas in an act of defiance
>>551260710Golshi is a really good girl...
>>551260867They are literally saying Christmas, but what they mean is "that one winter holiday with the trees and the gift-giving and the KFC", not "the celebration of the birth of Jesus". Idiot. The word means different things in different places.
>>551260740What would the video title be?
>>551260784do any of the lines reference the stockings shes going to put on for her christmas outfit? biwa please respond
>>551261046Depends on if a based jap or cringe trannyfornian makes it
>>551260881There is a certain childhood friend uma that has Flash beat in regards to capturing a trainer...
>>551261038even then it was the jewniggers the ones that changed "merry christmas" to "happy holidays" so kys.
>950 stam and 484 guts lets Suzuka tank a murmur or survive a short rushedNeat
Taiki actually says "Happy Holidays" for this voice line.
>>551260785Jesus wouldn't like you saying things like that. It's probably for the best that you be kept separated from this holiday of his. Good on the translators for keeping his good name a little further from you than they were required to.
You guys know Cygames does their localization in-house right... I guess maybe you think they hired some blue haired western transsexual to come to their studio and localize the game for them? Sadly no, it was Akira Japamira, the trusted salaryman that heads their localization team. He thought you would like this. Please stop being mean to him.
>>551260819then get angling in case you dont get a suzuka lobby
>>551261038>continues trying to argue a completely irrelevant point to justify pointless censorship kys tranny
>>551261157that damn thot is cheating by having known him since day one... then again, luna could say the same
>>551261238Hey JAkira, give us Christmas. I don’t care for Hanukkah, it’s basically a dead holiday anyways.
>>551257697Yeah like it really doesn't matter whether a majority or not actually practice the faith, it's the fact that it's a contemporary holiday and its being mentioned directly. Christmas itself has a gigantic influence in Japan's culture, there's literal KFC Christmas deals and shilling for Christmas gifts, products, and dates just like Western countries. It's in, bad faith (kusa), to argue otherwise. Also, it's just Christmas as opposed to any other concerned holiday let's be real its just the juice one, no one cares about any other fuck ass African ones especially not in Japan at the same time. It really is just bureaucratic, higher executive decisions. Most Japanese people know what Christmas is and have fun with it,. It's absurd.
>>551261038>The word means different things in different places.It literally doesn't. No matter if you're a subhuman that celebrates fake religions, everywhere in the world Christmas means the exact same thing
>>551261256Over an "irrelevant point" that snowflakes like you CANNOT STOP flipping out over again and again and again? That's what I should die over?
Who lost?
>>551260914>She doesn't know
>>551261214wanna bet that is the angle they're going for to defend this?>"TAIKI SAYS IT TOO AND SHE HAS JAPANESE DIRECTION SO OUR TRANSLATION IS ACCURATE :^)))">>551261238Shut up and give me back my fucking christmas time before I start posting the muppets!
mayano top cum
>>551261195Using "jew" as an insult wouldn't be looked upon very kindly by the Abrahamic god.
Meri Kurisumasu from Kingu (my first-rate wife)
>>551261296Skill issueOther umas shoulda met their trainers earlier
>>551261364But it does though, for the reason I just explained that you ignored because you are a grievance addict who gets excited about pretending to be a soldier in a culture war, not a full human who would get excited about actually understanding things and being right sometimes.
>>551261396Me. I’m lost.
>>551261364do you not know about the history of christianity in japan? you don't have to be retarded just because the translators are retarded
>>551261438What does this picture of Santa Claus have to do with the discussion?
>>551261396Humanity>>551261451shut the fuck up pedo scum
>>551261442>>551261214I mean it's true. Taiki is THE american Uma. So for the american release everyone should be using her line instead.
winter oguri or holidays oguri what's it gonna be
>>551261214Would you sneak off campus with Taiki?
>>551257958cute
>>551261474It also wouldn't be looked on kindly by the actual Jesus, a Jew who died shortly before he ever even had a chance to learn what Christianity was (because it hadn't been invented yet).
>>551261639Kwanzaa Oguri
>>551261495Happy Gift-Giving Winter Tree Holiday (Sponsored by KFC (R)) to you too, King!
>>551261639Holiday Oguri
>>551261639hannakuh oguri
>>551261639Oguri is always Peak as in Cap.
keep arguing, in the meanwhile I am going to take a shower
>>551261639HOGuri
>>551261639obviously Ramadan Oguri
>>551261639Laylat al-Raghaib Oguri
Rudolf is busy over Christmas...
>>551261639Santa Oguri
>>551259489>top 100 with no quotaBro just because there’s no firm quota doesn’t mean there isn’t an expectation of certain amount of fans. Yes one of our S clubs is “firm quota and penis inspection” while they other is “lol we’ll figure it out based on what’s going on in the rank” but that’s still something. I doubt you can gain 20 million in any top 100 club and stay there
when you favorite uma saya meili klismaus, they are carrying the sins of westerners for invading and destroying their culture.they don't actually mean to celebrate jesus' return but enjoy fried chicken and consummerism.Merry Holidays
>>551261759>Everything Japan is based around Toyko, meaning a ton of cringe laws apply to everything period>Everything US is based around hyper libtard states, meaning a ton of cringe laws and other garbage get applied to everything periodWHOA!
>>551261759>services marketingBwo your own image contradicts yourself
>>551261586this is just semantics at this pointit if it a celebration with the focus on December 25, it is christmas
is this really how the threads are going to be the next few days?
>>551261238Do they actually do it in-house or is it contracted out, but it's finalized in-house so it counts as "in-house"?
I think that most of the uma Christmas lines have been posted by now, but if anyone wants to see any from this list let me know and I'll post them.
GROUNDWORKGROUND WORKG R O U N D W O R K
>>551261238It's not even JAkira, you bet your life he knows what it is and he's probably also going like what da fakku? Everyone knows what Christmas is there. The executive rot somewhere up the chain trickles down, for decisions, whether it be for perceived profit, agendas, and others that we simply can not truly know because we are not insiders there.
Spending Christmas with Belno!
>>551261639HOGURI CAP
>>551261876What is Golshi's dad like?
>>551262084I mean I would think that gacha mechanics addiction is gonna be highly comorbid with grievance addiction. Wouldn't you?
>>551261928just play the game nigga, normalfags make 20m, i make 80m on average just playing the game because I like it, i am never fan farming just doing parent and ace runs
>>551262205>grievance addictionreddit poster
>shitty A rated El scores better than my highroll S rated Umas.Team Trials is a meme
>>551262136Joe is so lucky...
Did they boost 3-star stat spark chances? Since installing this summer I only got 5 3-star stat sparks, but in last week I got 4.
>>551261495Merry Christmas, Kingbro. Have a great day tomorrow and day after. Hope you take it easy, easier than me at least.
>>551261474You know what, maybe theres just multiple Gods back thenIf you read the text again now that you are adult, Abraham's God actually shows up in front of himMoses's God is some fiery God ElTheres also the concept of Elohim El and relationship with Canaanites Gods part of Pantheon of Gods in their region, maybe a territorial thing.>>551262250Sometimes skills just dont pop off even with 500-600 wit its insane
>>551262084It’s summer (forma de Holidays)
>>551261591
ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS OF TRACEN ACADEMY! During the 24th and 25th of December you are to adhere to the holiday curfew and return to your dorms by 8:00PM ON THE DOT! Any umamusume found breaking curfew will receive a punishment and will be forced to clean every hallway inside of the academy and your trainer WILL be questioned for their potential involvement. If you are leaving the academy to visit your family for the holidays you must notify the faculty 24 hours in advance. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
>>551261759>Capital: 700,000USDThat's enough for like 1 office and 3 people
>>551262119Just use SSR falco bro, it's not worth using cope groundwork sparks.
>>551262387no i have fan runs to do take it up with danchou
>>551262245No, you are. Nobody says that at Reddit. But the Reddit mob CONSTANTLY uses whatever cheap means they have, including thought-stopping cliches (like yours just now) and their ultimate weapon, the downvote, to shoot down anybody who says something that goes against the hivemind. You are a near-mindless hivemind element, just like what Reddit is filled with.
I will now yell the c wordCHRISTMAS>CHRISTMASCHRISTMAS>CHRISTMASCHRISTMAS>CHRISTMAS
>>551261897Yeah, busy being bent over her desk for Christmas
https://exhentai.org/g/3690272/cf7dcf85c9/
>>551262090It is actually done in-house. That's why so many of the cute jokes and things usually work (even if it's forced sometimes.)>>551262132If it was executive rot up the chain in a Japanese company it would present differently. Consider how Japanese people never want to offend anyone. They chose "Happy Holidays" because they don't want to risk bothering Americans. Put yourself in their shoes, they know that they all say Merry Christmas but they aren't sure what we do over here because our culture is such a clusterfuck of competing opinions. Please understand JAkira is doing his best and wants you to have a nice holiday season with your horse daughters.
>>551262090they do it themselves, cygames tried to have a third party publisher for one of their gachas once and it went horribly, which is the main reason why global took so long to come out
>>551262487THAT'S ILLEGALTAZUNA, SMACK HIS NUTS
>>551262219I wasn’t saying it was hard to be top 100 anon. I was saying that “top 100 club with no quota/expectation of fan gain” doesn’t exist like you’re claiming.
>>551256760never built the stupid towers in the first place
nobody actually gets offended by merry christmas yet everyone shits their pants nonstop at happy holidays, maybe the jews aren't the problem for once???
Inviting akikawa back to my apartment for christmas
>>551262606>TAZUNA, SMACK HIS NUTSthat's exactly what I want
I think I'm too old for this shit, honestly I don't give a fuck about this online outrage bullshit anymore. I just want to chill with umas.
>>551262516Kaichou wouldn't do that...
>>551262650i can see the point if they are actively censoring christmas from a western IP, but this is jap shit, there are very little christians in japan and there's no association with jesus for them
>>551262650>no one gets offended by merry christmas>yet they change it to happy holidays so everyone gets upsetAND WHO DO YOU THINK GAINS THE MOST BY THE WORLD GOING TO SHIT?
Happy holidays!
>>551262791I knew itIt was the french...
>nobody actually gets offended when nothing happens yet everyone shits their pants nonstop at murder, maybe niggers aren't the problem for once???
>>551262791You are an addict
helloreminder to check your premade teams because I forgot to change out my previous grass and was wondering why she kept jobbinggot a .7 with her right after so at least she does well, haven't seen a faster time as of yetalso tether/dominator is so good, it's quite literally just a velocity skill for your entire team
>Happy HolidaysIsukiri didn't die for this
those japanese jews at it again...
>>551262837I WANT A BOKUMANKO FOR CHRISTMAS SANTA HURRY UP
>>551262902>>nobody actually gets offended when nothing happensexcept women, am i right?
>>551262793Thanks, Oguri.
>>551261474The Jews stole the storm god and turned it into their big G >>551262726>>551262684Considering that you get close to both of them, there’s a good chance you get to pop some champagne and have a nice night with them on Christmas Eve
>>551262964Neat, does Japan have its own Mormonism?
>>551262617Ok retard I don't care to keep talking to you if you are going to be an indian
>>551262650SHUT IT YOU DUMB NEIGHGERIM OFFENDED BY THE TRANSLATORS NOT DOING THEIR JOB PROPERLYIF A CHARACTER SAYS HAPPY HOLIDAYS TRANSLATION SHOULD BE HAPPY HOLIDAYSIF A CHARACTER SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS TRANSLATION SHOULD BE MERRY CHRISTMAS
we love whites here
>>551263132Seuin Sky is more teal
>>551262726
>>551262543That is literally what I said but you are mistaken if you think JAkira or Tom Tanaka is the one calling the shots. Just like you say put yourself in their shoes, there's no way they're going to be making those calls if they perceive anything as the slightest bit troublesome. It goes up and to what extent, no one truly knows.
>>551263046At the same time?!How greedy...
>highroll like a motherfucker>no medium S + pulse>lowroll like a kike faggot during christmas sales>medium S + pulsewhen is it acceptable to kill myself over this?
>>551263132none of them are whites...
remind me again what year it is?yeah get fuckedmerry christmas
>>551263126do you hold your ear against the speaker during every voiceover until they say "shikata ga nai" and then send a letter to cygames when it's not literally translated? relax. its ok.
>>551263053Japan is absolutely rife with cults, yes
>>5512632752015+10
I wish there was a jewish uma for the faggots to correctly translate hanukkah
>>551262837GOD, please gimme boy manko for christmas, and I'll start praying to your funny son!
>>551263126I agree, but Hip Hip Mun is a far more damaging error than this one. It barely matters what they call some holiday, but that sticker is never gonna stop being annoying. Anons are freaking out much more about the holiday translation because of their culture war addiction, there is no denying that.
>>551263070>can’t back up his claim so he brings up the Indians living rent-free in his head insteadYou’re a moron. You said your club is top 100 with no quota. That’s a lie.
>>551263275>still saying merry ******mas in the year of our **** 2025
>>551263285Its not okay when they're a billion dollar corporation doing shoddy work>>551263362yeah fuck this trash job
>>5512632754722
DO NOT look up what the most common religion in Southeast Asia is, where they have the most whales.
I have a confession to make. I joined a club through discord BUT it is an /uma/ club
Do you think Jesus was an uma? Or was he just a dude with Mary being an Uma and there’s gaslighters online saying he was the first and only male uma musume?
>>551263334>
>>551263419You are indian
>>551263334>islamic and jewish horse are a thing>each of their funny days get localized properly, just not christmashat would be too blatant even for them
>>551263575muslims deeply respect christ, much moreso than jews, your point?
can /uma/ cool it with the antisemitism? thanks
>>551263589I don't care
Friend zoned..
Umamusume!
>>551255876I unironically will if they translate it to Holiday Spirit Oguri.
>>551263685Tamamo's cute and tiny jewish penis
el condor's pasa's....
>>551263685I'll throw a metric fuck-ton of gifts, food and love your way, but only if you say the funny C word, and no, not the pedo one.
>>551263589Which one
>>551263590Uma seemingly following the Three Goddesses en masse means that Christianity is either a fringe religion with one popular holiday (Christmas) or least human-centered with the Church giving up Umas as a lost cause.
>>551263614>lower iq than the indians he claims to hate>rent freekek
No time for horsing aroundThere is a holy war against Christmas
>>551257041mfw "happy holidays" instead of "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
When are we expected to have be able to complete our next SSR crystal? It's basically 4 a month now (event+legend races), right? So March?
>>551263590Umary Musume
>>551263623anon it's holidays, do you really have nothing better to do than creating fake scenarios and getting mad at them?
human penishorse pussyyou do the math
>>551263623Way too much considering the only ones there are a couple expats from other countries.
>>551263906ES IST ZEIT FÜR REICH!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKOXzF8jSsA
>>551259089Mummy Creek crossing her arms smugly on the victory screen is great
>>551259192She unironically would give Haru a run for her money in the idiot departmentAt least Haru is depicted as basically being a child.
>>551263973do NOT goad that anon back here
>>551263973im not very good at math
Wait a minute. You guys said you’d be too busy with your families to run careers. Is this the “family time” you were talking about?
Okay just did a pasa run, who do I improve next?
>>551263575You need to stop blaming brown people for everything bwo the holidays shit is purely a white people thing. Indonesia is like 90% muslim and they celebrate christmas.
Is it gay to sleep with your bro this Christmas?
>>551263906MEUS VITA PRO DEI CHRISTUS. CHRISTUS FILIUM DEI EST ET MEUS DEI
https://x.com/Genesis_Smash/status/2003621517519925469/uma/ esports soon
>>551264064yeah, making a family with my trainees
>>551264064I am spending my Holy Night family time with Maya and attempt to increase the family member count
>>551264156it's gay to sleep
>>551264156HYPER gay, yes.
>>551263046>The Jews stole the storm god and turned it into their big Gthey always had El
>>551261639[Ashen Miracle] Oguri Cap>>551264067I have a spreadsheet and choose based on max TT score and career score (if I'm aiming for the next reward threshold)
>>551264156Not really, especially if it's Christmas. What are you gonna do together though besides sleeping?
>>551263285It's quite literally retarded to just hear someone say one thing, then see the text say something else. Truly a gaslighting moment.
>>551264232W-why is filly in there and what is Christus going to do to it?
>>551264475schalom bruder
>>551264475filium means son, filia means daughter... its where it comes from anon...
>>551264107Did you not set your birthday or something?
>>551263685THE WHITE LIGHTNING OF NANIWA
>>551259639they also ruined Star Wars, can't forget that
>>551258698I'm not saying happy Kwanzaa merry snippedpenis to you bro.
>>551264548
>>551264548BASED FUCK FALCO WE HATE HER HERE
do we really need yet another Ryan thread to scare off all the culture warriors
why were there 3 different threads at the same time, why are you niggers like this
>>551264849just say when anon
>>551264547Yeah I googled it after posting and realized my mistake. I deleted the post to hide my shame
Eat your carrot hamburgers, Apollo
>>551264792>t.
>>551264691
>>551263132they're all grays, anon
>>551264569the white blitzkrieg…
Taiki bros, would you give up - Uptempo, Slipstream, possibly prepared to pass for golden versions of ramp up/nimble navigator?
>>551264849YesHopefully more Ryan threads will make my parent runs more successful.
>>551263575Bitch I'm Muslim and I'm annoyed that I can HEAR Merry Kurisumasu and I have to see fucking stupid "Happy Holidays" in the text. Localize your shit properly. Hearing or reading "Merry Christmas" isn't going to make me spontaneously combust and if any SEAniggers claim they will, remind them that gambling is fucking haram.
>>551265040forgot your gold stam bwo
>>551265081>actual SEA chads postingOHAYOUUU
how did this trash win on a full buhi lobby with S ranked umas with medium S and all the meta skills???
>>551265081Dober would not Muslim
Which boymankos are we rolling for, /uma/?
>>551264959NEED her>kuroba-ex-beta has a soundpost buttonwhat the fuck
>>551265081SEANIGGER HOURSSEANIGGER THREAD
>>551264954curren when she sees my unsucked cock
>>551265198I roll for everyone
>>551265134my bad its there, i should have mentioned prof of curv too prob.
>>551265153Why would I be calling them SEAniggers if I were one?t. sandniggerFuck I'm going to get a 3 day for this aren't I? See you guys later.
>>551265081shalom aleycum
>>551265081this disgusting person gets it. i'd be equally upset if they would mistranslate other cultures and holidays as well, it's just fucking retarded.
>>551265157GUTS chad Rice Shower handed my BUHI BUHI S Rank Taiki Shuttle her ass on a silver platter.
>>551265081tainted dober for me
>>551265337literal fillies get posted here and stay up, you'll live
>>551265157probably hitting all the accel, including steadfast at the right time
>>551265337i call people niggers, of all colors really, all the time and I still haven't gotten deported
>>551265337You have the pass don't worry
>>551264849>anyone who is even the slightest bit annoyed about merry christmas being translated as happy holidays must mean they can't be from /uma/ and are culture aggravists or whatever!!>let's further shit up the threads on purpose!!Genius take, buddy.
sexy with gyarumarriage with palmerlovey dovey baby making with palmersex with helios and city
>>551265081Dober sure is pretty.
>>551265040So this is what it looks like to train umas with real growths...
>>551265337>dober anon is a muslim
>>551265435Good point>>551265505SEA seems to be the soft spot>>551265527Picrel
Sea people like... mermaids and stuff?
>>551265635Some of the towelheads are alright.
>>551265635Not Dober anon. I grabbed the ZIP because I think she's cute and I want her to step on me.
>>551265635>ryan anon is a tranny seatard
>>551265635At least you now know he isn't taking HRT like the Tachyon poster
Muslims are real?
>even room gigawhales are starting to use debuffersshikata ga nai>>551265040I'd switch NSM gold for prepared to pass and keep nimble, Taiki's accel is good enough. Otherwise it looks good for me.
>shintoist japanese greets you with merry christmas>supposedly christian westerners greets you with happy holidays
>>551265573This is a really good picture.
I'm still not at 1 million points
>>551265563disingenuous aren't we
>>551265816teh japanese are too strong
gold rec in Scorpio is a fucking gaslight. I only have 800 stam and a white rec and I'm winning a lot of rooms
The only religion that matters and it is real is The Three Goddesses worship, muhammad is a pedophile nigger, jesus wasn't the messiah, and yaweh is a stupid faggot
>>551265719Getting Teio a Symboli Rudolph photo album for christmas
I hate to be the annoying faggot that says "every side is retarded except for me" but if you're genuinely upset to the point of complaining about the translation choice, which I do somewhat agree, is kinda dumb, you gotta find something to do with your time, man, you aren't built for real life
>>551265816>supposedly christian westernersIt's the ugly mother fuckers with long noses and tiny hats.
>>551265816makes sense because it's neutral from their point of view. christmas is just some borrowed western lulz thing
Anonymous' Secret:Did you know? He will always choose an opponent that's in his oshi's fan club.
>>551265918Sex?
>>551265918marrying my friend
>>551265928Where does Shiraoki-sama fit in? Is she one of the three Goddesses?
>>551265918Thin blurry line between being bros with your trainee and becoming their spouse...
>even a cucked AI like chatGPT agrees
>>551265921Stam is a scam. Always has been.
>>551265918Isn't it gay to marry your bro
>>551265081>love dober>seafags also like dober...fuck
How much of a leech is Halloween rice's ult? Is it worth making a new Nice nature with it?
>>551265635No, I'M Dober anon!
>>551266039she is spe's grandma
>>551265081>I'm annoyed that I can HEAR Merry Kurisumasu and I have to see fucking stupid "Happy Holidays" in the textSo many games have this problem outside of Merry Christmas too. Shit's so god damn annoying.
>>551265816it's uma EN bro not uma NA
>>551266090My chatgpt is a tsundere.
>>551265928>NTRfag is basedshocking stuff https://youtu.be/ZRdNAFBigYM?t=50
>>551265769Our piggies were oil barons all along
>>551265928FactsSpit your shit>>551266039Uhh... regional goddess.
>>551266142if you're dober anon, and im ryan anon... then who is reading this message...
>>551255589I don't know how I feel about taking NSM on pace chasers this CM. I feel like I haven't been able to get the results you'd expect.
>>551266090This reminds me the Tonelico/Aesc debate in /alter/
>>551266215Kawakami anon?
>>551266195We have a lot of curious characters here...
>>551266218Take pump on pace. So many frints will put you un 6th.
>>551266218NSM activates later than the other late race accels so it is weaker on this track. You get nimble nav as an insurance and only NSM if there is nothing better to get.
>>551266343But not NSM?
>>551266218NSM is good, but it's not an autowin skill like last CM.
>>551266307No one shuold be shocked Saudis are into horse racing.
How nice of the director to get your trainee a gift for christmas
Your derby isn’t even that pretty.
>>551265940Obviously. Complaining about complainers is even more retarded though. It's not only the same shit, but it's also hypocritical on top of that. Just talk about other shit if you truly do not care about it.>>551265974>Air GrooveWas that a witgod after all?>>551266090That's pretty damn funny.
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"bro every team is gonna have 3 fronts" is somehow more realistic than the retarded "every team is going to be debuffers neicha, wedding mayano and an ace" bullshit that was being posted last medium CM
>>551266389Maybe just NN.
>>551266553What about complaining about complaining about complainers?
>>551266136It's a pretty big stamina drain compared to other gold stamina drains, at -0.05 where Mystifying Murmur and All-Seeing Eyes are -0.03, and also a gold recovery.Problem is the conditions make it unreliable, you have to be 3/4/5th position in mid-race and while another runner tries to overtake you, and it only affects umas in front of you, with no range limit. Might be able to kill Suzukas but eh, you'll still be open to paces and lates.
>>551266504How could a small ningen girl have the strength to leap up and pull a sack over an adult's head?
>>551266587i expect more debuffers this time actually since no one's autistic enough to build 3 aces on christmas/new years week leading into the cm
>>551266560i can't find these scorpio lobbies
>>551266553He had a bunch of girls still in their loaner clothes. Not a witgod, no whale cards. I don't know what he spends his carats on. But he was the bigger Scarlet fan :(
>>551261390yes
>>551266136>>551266717>at -0.05No, it's -0.005. Just treat it like a gold recovery.
>>55126679034292458 has spot open
>>551266706Then you loop back to being smart again.>>551266792Oooo still won tho! I never see witgods anymore myself...
Stay Gold would stab you, just to watch you die.
uuuuuuuuuu umastinkyuuuuuuuu umasniff umasniff
>>551267010Stay Gold would stab everyone if they threatened her trainer
>>551267010What, no she wouldn't.
Is groundwork a meme on Taiki or is it good for catching up to fronts? I got it off a random Falco event.
any kind anons available to share me their mejiro ryan for the upcoming cm?
>>551267131yeah
>>551266039three goddesses are darley arabian, godolphin barb, and byerley turk, who correlate to the three common ancestors of all thoroughbreds with the same names irl
>>551263202Tazuna seduced me with her large buttocks
>>551266998>Oooo still won thoI guess so... I click those hoping to one-on-one my Scarlet vs theirs, but we were racing in different distances.
>>551267129It guarantees your taiki be at the front of the pace chaser pack at least
>>551267131my mejiro ryan is for longs :), so she'd be good for the next cm
>>551267129Groundwork isn't real. Or so Suzuka tells me.
>>551267010that's only her meme version, in game stego is just a depressed traveler that can somehow see multiple realities because the uma team is incapable of making real schizo freaks for various reasons
Isn't the Philippines like one of the biggest Christian countries in the world. Wouldn't they offset the ratio of Muslims in SEA?
>>551266772he just like me frfr
>>551267129It was good in Virgo for letting you get lucky pacer in frontless rooms, and getting to be the leading pace chaser. You can still get screwed over by pace down mode though. Uma Stan usually performs better, but can also get screwed over by PDM.
>>551267010stego big loves her trainer though?
>>551267129Meme skill. You already know the ground works otherwise your uma would phase through the floor.
i thought we hated chestnuts in /uma/
>>551267404somewhat but it's still like half the population of indonesia
>>551267460
>>551267460HAHA
>>551267465Grey uma can't run.
>>551267465"I love hatefucking them"t. spechud
>>551267465I'd nut on Oguri's chest, if you know what I mean.
>>551267465I hate grays actually
i don't want to go to work tomorrow i'd rather play umamusume pretty derby
>>551267436groundwork barely had any effect on pace promotion in the last CM for me, I'm inclined to believe that one anon that said that promotion is entirely dependant on the starting gate position
>>551267760>not having the week off sea-kun...
Imagine how many umas at tracen ask for a trainer for christmas...
I'm playing King's career for the first time in ages. She makes so many smug faces...
>>551267404Flip here, no were outnumbered by Buddhists and Muslims population surrounding us in the entire region. Christians in the other regions are like 10% and below.
>Story is called "Cinderella" Gray>Cinderella is the classic story that defines the romance genre with Cinderella finding her one true love>Kitahara is plowing Belno(and soon Daiwa Scarlet) every night instead of Oguri
>>551267908
Danchou, I did a lot of runs today. Praise me.
>>551267198
>>551267939Is there going to be a new manga series focused on Scarlet?
>>551263953I want to wake up on Christmas Day to this view.
losing to giga piggers makes me feel nothing, is not like I lost because of skill level or anything, just a faggot that paid more than me
>>551267939thats not what cinderella is about you disney rotted twit
>>551268037God I wish
>>551267939wow ponytail belno is a gigahottie
>>551267793Really? It's not a guarantee due to possible late starts, but my Taiki got lucky promote more times than not in Virgo.
>>551268043Like I told you guysMedium CMs currently is still the pigpen for paypigs.
>>551268043i got matched with a giga pig (to date the biggest ive ever seen) for finals and it did really soften the blow of my first loss
>>551260710Golshi is unironically and constantly one of the most supportive Uma, even in careers where she's your rival (Tosen Jordan's) she still trying to uplift her in her own Golshi way (But Jordan is too stupid to realize it).
>>551268016If you've got time to post here you've got time to squeeze in a few more runs
>>551268043Nothing in this picture suggests that money was spent
>>551268043>just a faggot that paid more than meand ran the paint-by-numbers meta team that was recommended to him
>>551267595>White uma can't jump>Black uma can't swim
>>551266147no, the Shiraoki fuku is worshipping is Lady Shiraoki's grandma
Just wanted to get this off my chest. I never thought that the funny horse girl racing game would impact me this much, but then again here I am, ranting about how I'm still here because of it.I am, with all of my pride stripped, alone. I have no permanent or close friends; most are acquaintances, no motion, no girlfriend, and im currently in college; 1000s of kilometers from my immediate family. My mother died to cancer 4 years ago and still feel that hole in my heart, and I cant open up to my family, or anyone because I'm a coward to open up. I was thinking of doing it, I planned how and when, and eventually setted it on December 25th. But on August, I came across a fancomic, specifically, a fan comic of Haru Urara's dialogue when you lose the Arima Kinen. And well...I eventually fell into the rabbit hole.I learned about each of their stories and how I relate to them. Like how Machan wants to be remembered and acknowledged, or Urara's determination even when failing, or Narita Brian's introverted loneliness, or King Halo's wanting to be seen by her mom. Every single one of them resonated to me and from there I started to care again. Im still a sad loser, but a sad loser who decided to continue on, and not give up. I even started going to the gym again. Though im gonna be honest, I still have crying sessions from time to time, especially its Christmas and I dont have anyone to celebrate it with.I'm ok...ish, I'm still sad, but no, I'm gonna see this through until the end.Merry Christmas ya'll
Bros I'm really close to a round 1 but I'm fucking awful at crane gamesI want an oguri/creek plush, can someone teach me how to crane game?>the staff help you if you try long enoughonly if you're a cute girl/streamer, I look like an evil guy from a NTR doujin
>>551268043>>551268286>>551268374You can't use the paypig excuse just because someone has a S rank uma anymore.After everyone got their Kitasanblack human rights you should be able to make S umas too.Real paypiggies build S+ and SS umas, S rankers were just ahead of you by having their own Kitasanblack.
Who has more followers on Umastagram, Curren-Chan or Smart Falcon?
what does she mean by this
>>551268640Naughty by Nature
>>551268640The ways she talks and behaves speaks unvirgin the loudest.
>>551268607>only if you're a cute girl/streamer,This isn't true.
>>551268639I'm on team Falco but I must begrudgingly admit that Curren Chan would have more Umastagram followers.
>>551268640All I want for Christmas is a hymen restoration
>>5512685022d>3d. Embrace it neigha. If you believe in god, humans are no different then Umas - both came from some dudes imagination.
>>551268024I'm gonna cum all over that big butt!
>>551268623this you?
>>551268607You get a second person to eyeball from the side.
>>551261046When they wish you a Merry No Particular Holiday
>>551268773more followers = more cocks takenfalco is pure, unlike that used up onahole of meat
>>551268607The main trick you need to know is "tipping" prizes in- intentionally lower the claw to one side of the prize so when it closes and rises, it levers the prize up on its side and flips it closer to, or into, the hole.
a little witless but she's got the spirit
>>551268502we (tl note: WE) WILL be doing jiggies on christmas
>>551268607are there plushies
>>551268640Children are innocent. So Natie wants you to give her a child.
>>551268953Someone say jiggies? Where the jiggies at?
>>551268623nig, my pic has 2 15.5k+ meta horses for long. Take a wild guess what his third was? A near 16k golshi.Yes, S rank is obtainable by f2p since unity came out. However, it requires a really high roll run and a lot of luck on your side. And only the luckiest can pass 15k (unless youre just going for pure career score and a garbage uma). Most f2ps aren't fielding teams full of S, they're usually 1 S and 2 A+. And for the record, the metaslave I went against had all the best SSRs MLBd
>>551267131Some Ryans I saw win in CM7 Scorpio rooms
>>551268740Wrong! She's just mature for her age and somewhat cynical! Kill yourself!
>>551269018there was a long one before with rotation and fake edges i'm jigged out
>Tachy knows the zombie apocalypse will start with Santa
>>551261639Notgoingtopullonherbanner Oguri
>>551268502Merry Christmas anon
>>551269054thanks bwo this is helpful
>>551269083Silly anon. Nobody is pulling on her banner. We are just using the selector instead.
>>551268623I cannot come even close to S by playing normally
>>551269069Fair enough, I need to get a Kingu ace made tonight anyway...
>>551269083if it wasn't biwa whorehead...>>551269152oinker
>>551269152I'm pulling thoughever
why does scarlet have to win 10 fucking races without a single flub to get head-onthere's just too much RNG I can't take it
>>551269079i feel like ive watched a b rated film about a zombie santa before...
>>551268623I would argue the bottleneck for most people not having S uma is not having good/their own parents. Being gated by borrows reduces your number of runs, which reduces your chances to highroll.
>>551269235it was this, highly kino
>>551269054>864 stam with only Rice LB3 and MLB RikoI like build #2. It's a fatass whale deck, but it's doable for me if I substitute cards.
Here's most of them but not all
>>551264548the legendary super umadol
>>551262606>CHRISTMASCHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS
>>551269316this is truebut you don't need good cards to make parents so not having good parents is just skill issue, or time issueif you're f2p and a wagie the game truly is hard mode
>>551269407I missed a nightmarish jiggie...
>>551269027The reason you don't field full S teams is that higher rank doesn't necessarily make an ace better, not because you couldn't manage to make 3 S rank horses.I didn't spend any money on the game and this is what my highest rating veterans look like and these are all just cm aces, not specific high score runs. S is definitely not limited to super high roll runs for f2p.
>>551269253Run her as front this CM, you don't need head-on because pacer just eats shit most of the time except Taiki
>>551269316CMs come so fast, have to keep training aces not grandparents.
>>551269407JesusDon't you guys like it better when a jiggie has different identifiable colored regions? It's so much more satisfying to work on it in patches.
>>551269258that was an episode of billy & mandy
>>551269253especially when its super comon for her to randomly job to vodka even at doublestatted
>>551269027>>551268623These are the best I can do without doing wit training, f2p that are doing S uma are probably wit training and have decent parents
>>551255589
>>551269247If you play daily the selectors are the most justifiable purchase. you're basically getting a full spark for 1/20th the cost. 'It's almost stupid not to
IS THIS THE GREATEST DUELIST OF THE GENERATION
>>551268502Get a pet anon, it will make being alone more bearable
>>551268502Merry Christmas, neigha
This is a really solid Cafe even without S medium I think
>>551269079>if he was real...huh?
>>551269698It would be except it doesn't have pump
>>551268502Never end it. Experiencing anything at all is better than eternal nothingness. And if you’re in my club talk to Danchou who is an incredibly kind and thoughtful person or practice opening up to an AI like cagtGPT if you’re too shy for real people.
I still find it funny how open league players claim they "play for fun" when they have to minmaxx to reach only B rank. Meanwhile, a literal new player last thread with only MLB Kitasan as borrow, and all 0LB cards can reach B+ rank.You see how impossible to be a "for fun" player that somehow could only reach B rank, a rank lower than most newbies can reach?
>>551269536how many of those horses are 4 star/5 star
>>551269054My mistake was probably getting Maestro. Damn... what a waste
>>551269573Shit you right
This Kingu's looking like glue right about now.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1pudv1w/tw_sude_umamusume_stopped_me_from_committing_self/
>>551268828I believe in you, anon
>>551268607>only if you're a cute girl/streamerI can confirm the streamer part, an irl streamer guy I watch regularly sucks ass as crane games and whenever he takes too long he goes "SUMIMASEEEEEN" and they give him a pitiful look while rigging the game for him. Sometimes they might do it without him asking.
>>551269536>S+>f2p
>>551269536Why are whales so retarded? Why are you so bad at larping? You are not averaging S's without MLB SSRs and you have multiple fucking non-starting umas you god damn mentally challenged witlet.Genuinely, you really thought anyone would believe you haven't spent? Hows it possible to be this stupid?
>>551269849bro your riko recreation?
>>551269658I have 400 hours in game. Yeah, feel okay about buying the ticket. Either Dober or Christmas Oguri, not sure which yet.
>>551263575Western femcels and trannies hate Christmas more than 99% of Muslims or even Jews.
>>551269054How do people reach 800 wit with 1 wit card? I bring 2 and end up with 700..
>>551269572to deal with the chest to legs we used the colour gradient to figure out the height then scanned the row it was painful and funalso the boob is ok because it has to point left and the tracen red dot is the top
>>551269894I'm not using Riko as I have to borrow the garbage NN wit card for OYL...
>>551269536Embarrassing post
>>551270001bust your blue balls on wit training
>>551269634I made an S cafe and like 5 other umas a stones throw from S with this deckBut S doesnt make your uma good. Its just that whales AVERAGE S because theyre fatass whales with cards that make ti sooo much easier.
>>551269536S, sure. S+? It's virtually impossible to reach S+ without having multiple MLB SSRs of your own.Whales used to be proud of their own spending, I wonder when did they start acting as if they're not one.
>>551264902What did it say?
>>551269850>be me, redditor>be suicidal>be triggered by the word suicide>see this reddit post>what does that say? "tw: su***de">now I'm focused hard on deciphering the asterisks>now I'm focused on suicide>kill myselfreddit did this to me
>>551269768It's not particularly hard to spam rest once you reach your desired statline
>>551269792Only SMaru is 4 star, I got her early from her banner and did some more pulls where I got a 2nd copy, then used all my statues to get her to 4 star.>>551269880>>551269886>>551270101Here's my deck for the S+ SMaru, I did 200 Kitasan pulls (reroll) and 400 Riko pulls.
>>551270029you don't have R riko?
Rainy Days Pace Chaser Savvy Focus and Groundwork or Curvature?
>>551269018I can make another one, if you want.
>>551270147
>>551264260Hey we did this jiggie
>>551269698pump doesnt really work on cafe. but OYL is kinda a must if you want a chance.
>>5512701014chan is the only place that rejects paypigging, other places is more accepting of them. They cant brag here that they paypig so they roleplay as f2p
>>551270147uh ohF2P bros I don't feel so goodI think we're getting exposed
>>551270168I guess I could swap my 1LB Vodka for Riko next run. This isn't working at all...
>>551270142>It's not particularly hard to intentionally tank your career to be able to play in open league
>>551270147Can't wait to hear that having two mlb ssr supports is whale territory
hmmm nyo
>>551270182Curvature
>>551270340>two mlb ssr supportsI see 3.
>>551270215I think I need to focus on these King careers. At this rate it'll take me 1000 runs to get a passable ace.
>>551270147F2poors?????? Your response???????
>>551269851The next one will be Spe's
>>551270253the topic was about running into S ranks in cm and anon posted a wit maxed uma to pad score that thing's not a cm horse
>>551270142Given you need external tools to even work out what statlines you can get away with, it's hardly targeted at new players
>>551270306I'm sorry you find it challenging to mindlessly press a single button
akshuly i don't paypig i only rerolled
>>551270147Uhh f2piss bros do we keep barking or...?
>>551270147>Meanwhile this uma is A+Scoring is bullshit
>>551270393Having mlb event cards is for whales now?
>>551270147is this worth copying as a front runner deck if I don't have SSR riko? I have MLB R riko and a 2LB finemo instead
>>551270147You want us all to believe that you pulled S.maru, mlbed kita on only reroll, mlbed aoi, pulled taishin, falcon, who knows what else? Dude, why is your life so sad that you have to pretend to be f2p for rep on a mongolian basket weaving forum?
>>551270436>that thing's not a cm horseit says cm7ace on the note thoughit has the speed, stamina, power and wit for CM territory, even the guts+stamina math adds upHOW is that not a CM ace, are you perhaps moving the goalpost?
>>551270147Just post all your support cards already and put this shit to rest.
>>551270393retard
>>551270147man, I wish I could high roll
>>551270147How do the wit heavy decks work?I tried to copy it a few times, and it really didn't work out for me.
>>551268607>I look like an evil guy from a NTR doujinWhich class?
>>5512704872LB Finemo is trash.That Riko is only lifting stamina and is a big high roll. You probably can copy it but don't expect it to be easy.
>>551269536>>551270147Just post your paid/free carats on the roll screen and settle it
>>551270687luckshitting ura finale sparks, that statline with those cards is all in the parents
>>551270490He pulled all that and still has over 50k carats would be extremely funny
>>551268502BASED ANON NEVER GIVE UPMerry Christmas
>>551270420What if the jiggie picture is of King?
>Decide to do a chill Fuku URA Finale spark run>Highroll multi-rainbows constantly>Speed 2*, single white spark (corner recovery)>Do an ace Aoharu run right after>everyone constantly on guts, bubbles always scattered, 5 mood down eventsStruck down by Shiraoki-sama for my hubris
>>551270471Probably skills and actually maxing Speed/Wit
>>551270718I have a feeling this is the guy that shows up in the general every few weeks to claim hes f2p and has even posted video about how much of a luckgod he is. He always brags about doing shit f2ps generally can't and pretends hes f2p so everyone should be able to. He's gotta have some sweaty ass parents to pull off all those S's
>>551270813If Kawakami Princess is there too then I will have to join.
>>551270471If you don't actually max out the stat it doesn't give you a good rank.
>>551270147I've seen 1200/1050/1200 A+ golshis last CM, how is this 16k, how many gold skills did you buy
>>551270471S+ wit to SS+ makes a huge score difference also he said she's 4 star which means higher ult level which also increases score
>>551270451CM in general is not targeted at new players.
>>551270889>making good parents is for whales
Oh man, I lost because I brought the wrong evil nature...
i want to celebrate christmas with her so bad bwos
>>551271041it is also for botters
>>551271041can you read? I said sweaty parents is for S+ umas. With the deck he shared, which is pretty luckgod for f2p, gonna need high affinity parents even for a god run to hit 16k like he did.
>>551271102debuffers rarely if ever become wincons
Kingu... I've failed you...
>>551271139with who?
>>551270434already beat you to it, but now it's time to lubricate the robot
I hope our local Sweepies are farming sprinter sparks for us already!
new
>>551270889Yeah I've seen one or two posts before that does the same thing. Not sure if its the same anon.
help i accidentally made a front runner oguri can it be used in any way?
>>551271315I am perfectly content to blow a load between Bobo's cheeks.
>>551271528Oguri is very flexible she can do it in any position.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoazSSyAPPkMerry Christmas fellow trainers
>>551269152That was my original plan. She was second on my most wanted list behind Seiun Sky, but after they killed S Maru with early balance adjustments she got demoted behind Taiki Shuttle, Silence Suzuka, Halloween Rice, and Hishi Akebono. De-Christmasing her kicks her so far down the list that I'm not even going to bother counting where she lands. I'm sparking All Uma once, maybe twice before I use the selector, there's zero chance I ever use a selector on her. Fuck "the holidays."
>>551269523Did you want a jiggie?
>>551270903https://jiggie.fun/do_it_for_her
>>551270928Her skills aren't even that good, but two stats at max and lvl 5 unique pads rating a lot I guess.>>551270889Nope, that is not me. I don't have good front runner parents at all since I'm mostly a Taishin player, I always have to borrow Seiun Sky because I don't have her.
How do I beat these fronts and taikis I see in all the lobbies?
>>551271620>>551271653Looks like jiggie's back on the menu, boys!
i wanna fuck homare adac- i mean Matikanefukukitaru
>>551268502
>>551271754caltrops
>>551271523I am not into the sweaty umas bit but damn that artist is good when he draws umas in normal conditions.
>>551271754Run 3 of your own fronts with Taiki's unique
>>551271798True!
>>551271225Less power more wit, you will thank me later.
>>551271824>artistthe slop gorges the unaware
>pace in 6th place every raceI'm really considering throwing pump on them
>>551270240I love this schizo
>>551272034but what then what do the lates use
https://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/2003665060498145411?s=20
>>551271606imagine being this mad stillover a decision made years ago
>>551272034Come join us in the front pace bro.
>>551271175I know what I'm doing. My plan is perfect.
>>551272113
https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2003632967047086345?s=20
>>551272104Also Pump because after position keep ends (purple arrow) it's basically a free for all between non-Fronts on who's going to proc Pump
>>551271529alright, you take care of that while I deal with the king
>>551271475still kinda like this one better
>throwaway guts run attempt>insane hints>solid sparkthis game has such a morbid sense of humor..
>Fail double rainbow training>Only outcomes on injury scene are all super fucking bad but RNG of one that is only *slightly* less bad
>>551271754Obviously you run the undisputed GOATI've been bullying S rank Taikis and Suzukas with her
MY FUARKING JOBBER
>>551272645skill issue
Come test your umas!512959205129592051295920
>>551272409You ever think that in universe there would be lingerie themed of the Uma’s race wear? And that the Uma’s would buy them just to entice their trainers?
>>551223171>>551223171>>551223171
>>551272545what position do you run Opera?
>>551272503below 80% failure rate, there's only a 1/3 chance of rolling "Don't Overdo it!" and a 2/3rds chance of rolling a slap on the wrist. doesn't hurt to gamble under those oddsalthough above 80% failure rate its a guaranteed "Don't overdo it!"
>>551271475
>i'm fucking sick during the christmas holidaysIt's actually over for me I won't even be able to enjoy the food...
>>551272773He fell for it
>>551272953Sweepy's making her way into JP
>>551272773>Sweepiggy botter fell for it
>>551272790Pace Chaser, and the shit ton of mid race skills I put on her help her catch up to or maintain a good position to ensure that she activates her unique right at the final corner for the carryover
>>551272769absolutely. I bet it's more common with ningen women pretending for their boyfriends or husbands with some fake ears tho. them or non-racer umas. that's probably a really common type of bedroom play in umaverse, a famous uma with her trainer.
>>551272825It was only a 23% and so far I have had none hit me with that really bad version except that one. It hit me with the worst end, but my Urara still made it through
https://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/2003664532942774375?s=20
>>551272773clank clank oink oink
>>551272773piggybwos stop embarrassing us!!!
>>551273016Whats the bot and does it even work
>>551272953>>551273016I see Sweeppig's automation magic is now affecting threads too
>>551273112>November 2026 releaseWhy they gotta tease us like that...
>>551273258UAT or something, and you see the whole Eden club on the club rankings? All of them are using it so it does work
>still 0 banswe should actually just spread the news and make sure everyone uses it
https://x.com/figsoku/status/2003675867835412532?s=20
>>551273331God, imagine the banwave
>>551272769I don't think so no, generally speaking Junior Gravure and Junior Idols have slightly different audiences but those slight differences will cause people to tear each other apart, I don't think itd be any different for Umas
>>551273331whyis this like some brainworms that all brown people have that make them act like this? you can't just enjoy something without being all brown about it?
>>551273331I'm super tempted to download it, but I know the second I do that cyjews will finally bring down the banhammer
>>551273331Unironically that's the only way for cygames to actually consider doing it. That's what happened with GBF, they only noticed it when a lot of people started doing it to the point it's been openly shared on social media sites
https://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/2003664698705928302?s=20
>>551273502i wouldnt play the game without it, doing so many career runs gets boring quick so if i get banned its whatever
Instead of a bot, we need to make a proper QoL app like granblue had ViraMate, only that will make cygames start banning people
>>551273427its not a single player game you faggot. Botting in any MP game where it gives you advantages over others means YOURE the douchebag
we esports now
>>551272773so how do we beat paypiggies who bot
I HATE RIKOI SERIOUSLY HATE RIKO
>>551273542cute
If everyone knows about, and uses the bot, then we will never get banned. We might even get autoplay earlier.
>>551272764Our winners. Thank you all for coming.Did the other Suzuka miss a skill out of the gate? I almost thought we would not spot struggle at all.I love my boomer wife
>>551273619Can I get a link to it? Either I can make the game easier, or I'll have one less gacha to play eventually
I love ruining a perfect run with this
>>551273539Do consider one thing though; popular bots may be the reason cygames kills bots, but it's also the reason they hand out pots so frequently in granblue, because they recognized the botting problem was a symptom of their game design. So worst case scenario, it results in some bans and quality of life in the future
>>551273671You just wait.MANT will render botting useless, your own runs will produce better parents and better umas overall.
>>551273796NSM sucks this CM so it isn't that big of a deal.
>>551273671we use bots to shill the bot on normalfag sites until cygays noootice
>>551272545>>551273036Please elaborate. All her skills are <=5 or <=4. Being in a front-heavy room just make those a non-starter.
>>551272158Kill yourself.
>>551273792It was pretty embarrassing All three of my umas had late starts
>>551273845GUYS we NEED to make sure MANT does NOT make it Global!!! It is…BAD!! And uh…really BORING UGHHH!!!
mai's dog in nichijou is named WHAT
https://jiggie.fun/kbuVzJhttps://jiggie.fun/kbuVzJhttps://jiggie.fun/kbuVzJ
>Don't bot>Even do the bare minimum some days>mfw when someone triggers the banwave
>>551274050>>551274050>>551274050
18 second duel. Do you have the guts to do the strongest strategy this CM or are you a coward that waits for youtuber consensus?If you want to see the speed difference take a lookhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=UehNuxO5o1
>do a whatever run to grind some fans>get S mile, S med and S long for ogurii hate cygays so much
>>551274024this is what whales and fan fags actually try to push, everyone will be making good umas with a billion fans so their autism will be obsolete in a month or so
>>551273792If only my Rudolf didn't go all the waaaaaaaaaaay to the outermost part of the lane during the corner.Though the test lobby assured me that mid-race skills are more important than late-race this time around. She overtook the pace chasers before final corner. Thanks for hosting!
>>551273924In the low probability that you end up in a room with more than 4 front runners, there's a high chance one of them explodes and you end up activating your position dependent skills anyway. If you late start and end up at the back of the pace chaser pack then yeah you're just fucked and it's up to your other umas
>>551274073Show stats and deck. I tried running 2 Speed/Riko/Urara/2 Wit and ended up severely understammed.
>>551274459>>551269659
>>551269659>>551274560Interesting. Didn't realize that would be enough Stam. I'm hesitant to do a low Wit build. Maybe 2 Speed 2 Guts with a Fine Motion borrow. Thanks for sharing.
>>551268502Merry Christmas Anon, glad you're here. And a Brian poster.
>>551271807yikes
